2006 General Reports [Archive] - Page 5

MrScourge

06-25-06, 13:33

Hello everyone. Long time lurker here. I never post here because I never monger in Baltimore but I do enjoy reading about all your adventures. When I do monger it is on the Rt. 40 corridor in Harford County, as I work nearby. I need some advice from experienced mongers.

Up until recently, I had been very careful about not letting any of the SWs know too much about my life. This is harder than it sounds as it has been the same 4 or 5 women (the Harford scene is pretty small), so they remember you pretty easily. The other day I made the collosal blunder of forgetting to take my ID badge off when I picked up my favorite SW. As she was riding me she noticed it and said, "Oh, INSERT COMPANY NAME HERE! I go in there to use the payphone sometimes. I didn't know you worked there."

So she has seen my REAL NAME and knows the company that I work for. In fact, it isn't that far from where she usually hangs out. Now I'm freaked out that she will come by asking for money or even try to extort me outright. We have a pretty good relationship. I've been picking her up every other week or so for the past 9 months or so. She always comments on how nice I am to her and I have always told her she is my favorite (which is actually true) but I know she does do drugs and I know how that can go. She isn't as strung out as some but that can and does change.
So my question is: What do I do if she shows up at my job asking for money? I'm not worried about her finding my home address and talking to my SO as it is unlisted, but she could still make alot of trouble for me if she showed up at my job and decided to make a scene. I don't make alot of money, but I don't know that she knows that. At the same time, I would hope she realizes that if I lose my job, I can't afford to pick her up anymore. She actually already has a sugar daddy that she lives with and he drives her to 40 to "work", and she's been with him awhile as far as I know, so she hasn't ripped HIM off yet. Sorry to ramble on. What do you all think?

Aacountyman

06-25-06, 14:28

They were out in force this afternoon on Pennington around Locust. They had one side road blocked off with two cruisers and had at least 3 other cruisers in the area.

Didn't stick around to see what was going on.

Geesh

06-25-06, 15:35

Mrscourge don't worry about it, if she shows up asking for you at work simply call the police and have her removed. Tell your coworkers she's a bum from the local 7-11 and you gave her a dollar one time and she must have got your name and place of employment off your id badge there.
Chances are she will never show up.

Cloud William

06-26-06, 12:13

I was out and about in the HIghland area and came across a nice thin brunette near the Taco Bell. She hopped in and we went off to do the usual things. She had good technique so I decided to upgrade to a full session. We went off to one of the local no-tells and had a pretty good time. She goes by Lisa.
After dropping her off I scouted around and saw the SW with the huge chest.
Nice body but she has a face that gorilla cookies are made from.

On Sun I was again out and found another brunette at the church on Baltimore. She goes by Crystal. Avoid her, lousy technique and too many questions. She immediately wanted to go to her spot and became annoyed when I said no. During the job she kept running her hands over my pocket areas until I grabbed them and told her to stop. I suspect she is a rip off, only I ruined her opportunities.

Later I came across a older women who asked for a ride while I was stopped at a light. She was friendly, funny, drunk, and offered oral for cheap. It got better when she took her teeth out. Ahh, nothing like a good gum job.

Cloud

Able2

06-26-06, 12:38

After a good meeting with Chrissy I decided to take a look around CB for a change. I think they have raised the bar on CBU. Little Able2 said he would leave me if I stopped. Someone on SCary must have had a similar problem but he ran into the pole infront of the little grocery store before he could recover.lol

Able2

Bad Bad Boy

06-26-06, 16:18

For a change of pace from the loop and the fact I was bored as hell laying around the house all weekend because of all the rain, I decided to hit the APEX adult theater and take in a porn flick early Sunday evening.

I no sooner got to my seat and got adjusted to the darkness when I heard moaning and talking going on several rows away. After a few minutes, I walked down to see what all the commotion was all about.

There were about 5 guys sitting and watching this couple get into it. The guy was black and girl white. He was fingering her as she had multiple orgasms. You could hear the sloshing of her wetness as he was fingering her and playing with her tits.

In the throws of her orgasms, she would burst out saying, "I am you fucking white *****, fuck me with your big black dick". Then she started begging the guy to fuck her. She kept repeating these phrases in between moans.

They stayed for about another 10 minutes and left. I watched for about 5 minutes, went back to my seat, saw one of the two movies and left for home.

By this time it was dark and pouring down raining. It was raining so hard, it made driving dangerous. I thought, what the hell, let's cruise down Wilkens and see if anyone is stupid enough to be out. I thought I would be the only idiot cruising the loop in this torrential downpour, but was surprised numerous others cruising too.

The street in front of Mama's Kitchen was flooded and there was a cop in his cruiser watching to see if anyone got stuck in the high water. I saw about 4 girls out and only one had an umbrella.

I decided to call it a night and take one more look while cruising up Ashton, down Millington and out Wilkens. As I approached the light at the intersection of Milllington and Wilkens, I spotted Patty. She was soaked so I gave her a ride.

Patty is 28 y/o, blonde, about 5' 2", 105 lbs., clean, personable, very pleasant, and wearing a white sweater and blue jeans. She had a bad case of laryngitis and could barely talk. She lives on Wilkens with her parents and 23 y/o sister, Linda, who is also in the life. I had a real good time with her.

BTW, you Michelle AKA Karrie fans, Patty told me that Michelle is out of jail and living some where in the area with her boyfriend, Steve. She is pregnant. If I get anymore information, I will pass it on.

All in all, it turned out to be a pretty good night in spite of the Great Flood.

BBB

Just Me 69

06-26-06, 18:59

Friend sent me your letter about the SW who knows where you work.

Hummmm you need someone to talk to this girl, and I mean a stern nasty talk

MrScourge

06-26-06, 19:31

Thanks to everyone that PM'd me with advice. I think this week will really be the test since it is going to rain all week and it won't be as easy for her to make money "legitimately". She has always been straight with me and never tried to rip me off or beg for more money so I can always hope that she is just a good egg that way. Maybe I'll slip her a little extra next time so she realizes what a good customer she has. One thing to my advantage is that she already lives with a guy who buys her all her food and clothes. I think she just tricks for drug money.

Cloud William

06-26-06, 20:37

Friend sent me your letter about the SW who knows where you work.

Hummmm you need someone to talk to this girl, and I mean a stern nasty talk

Pay attention, you want MrScourge.

Bad Bad Boy

06-27-06, 04:01

MrScourage, in request for our advice, I would advise you to do nothing at this point unless she mentions it again or shows up at your place of work. Don't worry. She has probably forgotten your last name.

In the event she mentions it again, be nice but firm and tell her that you prefer to keep this part of your life private and request that she also be discrete and most of all not show up at your place of employment. No need to be nasty at this point unless she threatens you in some manner.

In the unlikely event she shows up at your place of work but does not create a scene, then politely escort her to the door and firmly request that she respect your privacy. Let her know in uncertain terms that you do not appreciate it.

If she shows up at your place of employment and creates a scene , then call security and have her escorted out of the building. Geesh's cover story to tell your inquisitive coworkers is a good one should anyone ask.

Again, don't worry because I doubt she would show up at your work site unannounced.

BBB

Horsetrader

06-27-06, 19:54

One technique to end a relationship without problem is to convice them you don't have much money. It is best to start this from the first time you pick them up. If you can, drive a POS mongermobile and wear clean but tattered clothes. When they ask you what you do for a living, make yourself sound lowly paid. When they ask where you live, tell them some place where people don't have much money. Maybe tell them you are behind in your childsupport, alimony, car payments, or rent. Never admit to having a mortgage or owning a home. Never boast about any financial success. When they ask why they haven't seen you recently, tell them your credit card is maxed out and you needed all your money to fix your car. If they think that you don't have money, they have no reason to show up at your job (or home). If she already thinks you have lots of money, you should work to change that impression.

This process will also help keep the prices down for you, me, and the other mongers.

Good luck.

Horsetrader

Just for Kix

06-27-06, 21:17

All,

In the last several days I've noticed what certainly appears to be some SW activity just south of downtown. I'm talking about a section of S. Hanvover from about West St and headed out of town almost to Wells St. The last two nights I've seen about a half dozen or so girls continually standing on corners, occassionally moving, and definitely giving "the look". I'm intrigued because they generally seem to average a bit higher on the SW scale than your typical, W/W, PP, B/CB strollers.

I have not attempted a pick up here yet. I'm a little hesistant as I work close by and have many connections in nearby Fed Hill proper, but I hope to find a good opportunity. I saw a cute brunette last night that I wanted badly! Anyhow, I though I'd throw it out there and see if anyone else has any intel on that area.

Thanks.

p.s. S. Hanover seems to be the main corredor, but I've also seen some activity about a block east or west in the same strech.

Loop Vet

06-27-06, 23:11

Cloud, man.. that Lisa... whooooooWE!! Rock on brother! lol

Old Monger

06-28-06, 09:13

Hanover street was my happy hunting grounds back in the 80s. Interesting to see it is active once again. Anyone remember sexy Tina with the flaming red hair and smoking ass?

Larry 56

06-28-06, 09:56

S. Hanover seems to be the main corredor, but I've also seen some activity about a block east or west in the same strech.

There has been activity there for some time. I think that area is referred to as Pigtown by some. The side streets closer to Federal Hill late at night have some traffic as well. I always thought it odd given the yuppie-want-to-bes moving in.

There's a bar on S. Hanover (can't remember the name) that had some non-pros around once in a while.

Anybody have anything to report on this??

Larry!

Baldconan1

06-28-06, 12:02

Long time lurker, this is my second post. Its been a while ago, but I met a SW named Rachel or Rachael; tall, dark, long hair, awesome body. I have seen others describe her as Rachel who always requests 1.0. I picked her up on monroe, and have seen her described near Pulaski, down on luck. When I saw her, I did get digits and address, but digits were no good and address closed up tight. If you have seen her, I'd really like to hook up again.

Thanks in advance for any info.

Baldconan1

Baltimonger

06-28-06, 16:10

Bad Bad Boy

06-28-06, 16:49

Life is one big soap opera. When you add the girls of Wilkens to the equation, you get drama and more drama. Like our lives don't have enough drama of our own:o).

Being in a hurry this afternoon, I drove straight over to Patty's townhouse on Wilkens (near intersection of DeSoto) to see if she was in. As I pulled up, her dad came to the door and told me she wasn't home. I was about to ask if his other daughter, 23 y/o Linda, was available but I didn't think it would go over too well so I left. lol

I decided to make one quick pass up Catherine and see if any of the other local talent was out. Much to my surprise, I ran into Alicia again. I have reported on her before in some of my other posts.

For those who don't remember, Alicia is 19 y/o, has shoulder-length red hair, about 5' 2", 105 lbs., and attractive. She was wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes cut-offs and a white short sleeve tank top. She could have used a shower today. She is now living temporarily at the corner townhome at Catherine and Wilkens.

Alicia has more drama in her life, but don't they all. While we were driving, she rolled down the window and yelled at some guy telling him that he was a liar telling her mother that she (Alicia) stole her phone. She was pissed and said she should have smacked the guy. I thought to myself......okay.

The entire time we were together she kept picking at herself (affect of drugs), played with the stereo radio, and chomped on a ice-flavored snowball. She then said, see that girl (Brunswick and Wilkens)? Alicia laughed and said that the girl's tits are so small that she wears two bras to fool the mongers. Oh, well.

I asked if she had any plans for the 4th of July and Alicia said that Marty (monger) was going to take her some place for the weekend. On the way back, she saw another guy and yelled at him while picking at herself. I am glad I had the doors locked.

As I stopped to let her out, Alicia turned to me and said that if she stays in this area much longer she is going to get hurt or killed because of all the violence. She said that she constantly hears gunfire at night and knows it's not safe.

It was an interesting time. These girls are so erratic when on drugs. You never know what you are going to find. One day they may be great, the next off-the-wall. It's a giant crap shoot.

BBB

Handiman66

06-28-06, 16:52

I agree with Geesh. make it seem inocent and as if you were just being nice to someone that took it too far. A talk with her could motivate the visit ( a bullet would solve all ;)

Been busy, and it's been a while. Hope all are well.
HM

Larry 56

06-28-06, 16:55

Anyone run into her? Can't seem to find her and shes not @ that vacant house I described earlier.

Larry!

Bad Bad Boy

06-28-06, 17:01

Thought you might get a good laugh at this article that appeared in the USA Today newspaper:

Pimps and sex traffickers could soon find themselves being chased by tax collectors, not just the vice squad.

Sen. Charles Grassley, chairman of the tax-writing Senate Finance Committee, wants the Internal Revenue Service to chase after pimps and sex traffickers with the same fervor it stalked gangster Al Capone for tax evasion.

Grassley, R-Iowa, would hit pimps with fines and lengthy prison sentences for failing to file employment forms and withhold taxes for the women and girls under their command.

The proposal would make certain tax crimes a felony when the money comes from a criminal activity. A one-year prison sentence and $25,000 fine would become a 10-year sentence and $50,000 fine for each employment form that a pimp or sex trafficker fails to file.

Talking about the twilight zone!!! lmao

BBB

Baltimonger

06-28-06, 18:07

The full text of the story was posted by me in the Law Enforcement Information (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=444926&postcount=5) thread yesterday. This would give the IRS powers to prosecute AMP's and escort services for tax evasion. It would do far more to harm those branches of the P4P industry than going after street pimps.

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This is a good time for street thugs to shoot those they have issues with. Very difficult to distinguish between gunshots & firecrackers out there. Maybe time to ban fireworks in the 'hood?

Reagle

06-28-06, 19:03

This happened to me many years ago. I worked in retail and she came right up to me on the sales floor demanding money, making a scene. I told here that she didn't know me: I never saw her before and to get the f*** out of the store. Realizing that she was getting nothing, she left. I laughed over the incident with my fellow workers and it was soon forgotten by all. Just goes to show you you never know when this hobby will bite you in the ass.

Larry 56

06-28-06, 19:54

Remember it was tax evasion that brought down Capone. They never got him on racketeering. If you've been to his "town" in Chicago, Cicero, you'd know that they never missed a beat.

They are getting creative though. In my home town, they are closing AMPs using zoning laws. Not zoned for a message parlor? We'll padlock the door. Just closed 4 down just last week.

This will just push everyone out to the street. Does this make any sense??

Larry!

Old Monger

06-28-06, 20:54

Larry 56

06-28-06, 21:08

The asinine legislation might have the effect of pushing the P4P biz back out on the streets. I wonder if the cretinous Senator Grassley has ever heard of the law of unintended consequences. I have been cruising for pussy for about a quarter-century now and they ain't ever gonna stop the world's oldest profession and more action on the streets might be good for some of us, you know, supply increase on the streets/increased competition/law of supply and demand...all that good basic Econ 101 stuff.

Why wouldn't they want to push us inside like the drug people? This policy pushes everyone outside.

Outside, we drive neighbors crazy. The SWs are the reason we are there.

The SWs are there because that's where the dealers are.

They close down drug houses thanks to tips from community...we all move to a new location.

Shut down escorts and MPs? Bars get busy. New strolls begin. It goes on and on.

Isn't it in Holland where they have neighborhoods just for mongers and the SWs? At least, they would have some control over drugs and the SWs. Getting the IRS involved is just nuts.

I think Senator Grassley knows about 420 for sure. ;)

Larry!

Smokey2009

06-28-06, 21:33

So I did decide to drive through Towson this afternoon. There are many sexxy ladies in the town, makes me want to be back in school, unfortunately UDC doesnt offer such a variety. Regardless I was wonderin if any SWs roam the streets of this very nicely assorted town or if there were any AMPs in the vecinity. I surely would want to take care of the needs of any of the ladies there.

Baltimonger

06-28-06, 21:59

Old Monger

06-28-06, 22:02

Perhaps it would lead to increased action in cyberspace as well as on the streets. Same result. Increased supply, more choices, and perhaps lower prices for cyberspace pussy.

Larry 56

06-29-06, 00:46

I don't think the street is where AMP/escort girls are going. At least not in this town. Underground and cyberspace is more like it. This law wouldn't phase the pimps it was intended to target. They are just as afraid of LE as drug dealers, which is to say not at all. If, of course, that was really the purpose of the legislation.

The only problem with the internet is that they are findable online as well. Might get around it by working independently. We'll see.

What about these phone chat lines? Anyone had any luck with those?

Larry!

Smiling Fox

06-29-06, 02:13

I Have Done The Chat Lines, There Are Alot Of Blk Ladies Avail, But There Are Some Diamonds.
It Takes Time And An Investment.
If Your Into Alternatives To The Street Or On Line, Cl, Eros Doggie, Etc, Chat Lines Are Good.

Any One Else Got A Suggestion,,,,
I Love The Alternative Resources.

Smiling Fox

Bad Bad Boy

06-29-06, 03:48

As mentioned before, Sen. Charles Grassley, chairman of the tax-writing Senate Finance Committee, wants the Internal Revenue Service to chase after pimps and sex traffickers with the same fervor it stalked gangster Al Capone for tax evasion.

What I find puzzling and absurd about this proposed legislation is how in hell are they going to tax pimps? It's not like they have an office or establishment they can close down or books they keep of their transactions. They operate in the shadows. Even when you catch one, how can you prove how much taxable income they have earned?

It's some what different with MP and escort services, I would think. Most operate out of some office or general location that can be located by IRS, except outcall services which are mostly handled by phone.

Those MP operators and escort services are only going to report legitimate taxable income and not illegitimate or "under the table" income from extra services provided. It would be very tough to prove or catch them pocketing under the table money.

Arresting these folks for tax evasion and getting a conviction are two totally different issues. IMHO, they will have to catch and convict these people on some other charges.

BBB

Benchseats Rock

06-29-06, 04:20

I decided to take a loop or two and ran into the infamous Heidi, who is cute enough, but, well, umm, there is something very j'ais ne c'est pas going on there. At any rate, we drove around and kept running into moving trains, so I dropped trou and finished before the train, happy for the most part, but no breast play, no under the pants action, no suck after the spurt, no swallow, just a good run of the mill no extra added bonus hummer.

Ms. Benchseats wants me to bring home something young and blonde and not to crack addled for her to play with. I've had to instruct her in the finer points of not ever having one of these bukyaks know anything personal at all, so she's on board with the whole notel bit, though I think she's more into the idea of coming to the next roundtable, wherever it may be. Any suggestions or recommendations?

I've been busy as hell with crap around the workplace, but I promise to get up on my reporting and answering my pm's. I'm not ignoring anyone intentionally, promise.

Bench

PsyberZombie

06-29-06, 09:15

What I find puzzling and absurd about this proposed legislation is how in hell are they going to tax pimps? It's not like they have an office or establishment they can close down or books they keep of their transactions. They operate in the shadows. Even when you catch one, how can you prove how much taxable income they have earned?

Arresting these folks for tax evasion and getting a conviction are two totally different issues. IMHO, they will have to catch and convict these people on some other charges.

The IRS has a technique known as a Life·style Audit that has put many a tax evader behind bars

Pimps may be a bit harder to nail down because they may not have bank accounts and credit cards — but they typically have a pimped ride , mucho bling , drugs and expensive clothes ; and no legitimate way to explain how they purchased any of them

Tax Evasion of ANY amount will get you a Prison Sentence , if that's what the IRS wants

Lifestyle audits are usually directed against people with a business that deals with a large amount of cash , and they can turn your life in·to HELL and a looong vacation at Sam's Greybar Hotel

More =

http://www.taxfables.com/Columns/Audits/Intrusive_Audits.html

http://www.businessweek.com/1997/05/b3512138.htm

http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/USNewsWorldReport/1996/04/08/229356?extID=10032&oliID=213

Smiling Fox

06-29-06, 09:28

well frankly the tax code is backward, should tax consumption, then when the pimps buy stuff they pay the tax.
haveing said that. maybe irs should tax drug dealers too.....

actually i know some of the girls (pros) show an income, missalanous income just to keep the irs off them. tax evation is serious stuff and the irs doesnt give up. OUR UNCLE JUST WANT HIS FAIR TAKE IN THE SCAM.
i always give him his fair cut.

SF ;)

Bad Bad Boy

06-29-06, 10:36

No doubt about it. Uncle Sam will find a way to get his tax money regardless of one's (legal or otherwise) occupation.

I dread that time of the year when I receive my income tax forms and have to figure out how much I owe our Uncle in addition to the money withheld during the year.

IRS should send each tax payer a jar Vaseline with each one's tax forms to make it less painful:o). It would also be nice if he would specifically ear mark how our tax dollars were spent. For example, Uncle Sam could say that 500 lb. bomb they dropped on and which killed Zarquawi (sp.?) was paid for by BBB, Bench or whoever. It would sure make me feel better for knowing. lmao

Anyway, it was just a thought. lol

BBB

Larry 56

06-29-06, 14:17

I decided to take a loop or two and ran into the infamous Heidi, who is cute enough, but, well, umm, there is something very j'ais ne c'est pas going on there. At any rate, we drove around and kept running into moving trains, so I dropped trou and finished before the train, happy for the most part, but no breast play, no under the pants action, no suck after the spurt, no swallow, just a good run of the mill no extra added bonus hummer.

Ms. Benchseats ... though I think she's more into the idea of coming to the next roundtable, wherever it may be. Any suggestions or recommendations?

With Heidi, I have to ask what you are trying to say?

Yeah, when is the next roundtable?? Maybe I can actually make this one for a change.

Terrible cold here so no mongering until @ least the weekend.

Larry!

Jimmy0222

06-29-06, 15:27

I also would have to ask about benchseats recap of Heidi, I myself has nothing but great times with Heidi. Heidi is one of the more pleasent girls out there that is decent just to hang out with.

Old Monger

06-29-06, 16:57

I have only seen Heidi once but my experience was also positive. I found her to be pleasant and intelligent as well as skilled.

Baltimonger

06-29-06, 17:33

K.J. seems to rave about her so I believe it. True, K.J.??

I've been with her once and she said that she gets 5 jacks for a BJ. Hey, that must be one heck of a BJ.

Larry!
I believe this knife I just pulled out of my back belongs to you, Lar.

I'm sure she has her bad days just like the rest of us.

I'm leaving this hobby and this board. Time to put all this behind me. I know I've said it before, but I think now is the right time.

PsyberZombie

06-29-06, 18:17

IRS should send each tax payer a jar Vaseline with each one's tax forms to make it less painful:o). It would also be nice if he would specifically ear mark how our tax dollars were spent. For example, Uncle Sam could say that 500 lb. bomb they dropped on and which killed Zarquawi (sp.?) was paid for by BBB, Bench or whoever. It would sure make me feel better for knowing....

The War in Iraq spends your Tax Dollars at a rate of $$ 122,800 per MINUTE !!

If yer like me , Every Federal Tax Dollar you paid last year got spent in Iraq in just a few Seconds

I kept a Log of my P4P Activities last year , and the amount I sent Uncle Sam in taxes would have kept my Mongering going for TWELVE YEARS !!

Nice to see all those Franklins going up in smoke in one quick blast ......

Ryou Acop

06-29-06, 18:33

Larry 56

06-29-06, 18:45

I believe this knife I just pulled out of my back belongs to you, Lar.

I'm sure she has her bad days just like the rest of us.

I'm leaving this hobby and this board. Time to put all this behind me. I know I've said it before, but I think now is the right time.

No knife. Just kidding.

I hope that you reconsider.

Larry!

Wooly

06-29-06, 18:51

The War in Iraq spends your Tax Dollars at a rate of $$ 122,800 per MINUTE !!......
I am elated that a portion of my tax money is being used for something that will benefit me , my children and my grandchildren, and also is fully endorsed by the Constitution of the United States of America.......... The framers recognized that occasionally war may be necessary in order to protect the freedoms enumerated elsewhere within the Constitution, and in their their wisdom invested the powers to conduct war in the Chief Executive.
Can anyone find similar justification for Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, or any of the vast number of other useless social welfare programs on which the bulk of our tax money is wasted?

Larry 56

06-29-06, 19:15

I am elated that a portion of my tax money is being used for something that will benefit me , my children and my grandchildren, and also is fully endorsed by the Constitution of the United States of America.......... The framers recognized that occasionally war may be necessary in order to protect the freedoms enumerated elsewhere within the Constitution, and in their their wisdom invested the powers to conduct war in the Chief Executive.
Can anyone find similar justification for Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, or any of the vast number of other useless social welfare programs on which the bulk of our tax money is wasted?

Yeah, I love that our money is used to kill innocent civilians.

Larry!

Happy One

06-29-06, 23:29

Warning,

Tuesday night in heavy rain storm in CB on Fairhaven picked up WSW, late 20s early 30s. She was standing out there soaked with no rain coat or umbrella. She had been out there awhile & no one would pick her up. Well I found out why that was unfortunately. I told here if she wanted to get out of the rain for a few minutes she could sit in car, that I wasnt dating. She jumps in, I forgot her name, but shoulder length brown hair with very distinctive white section top front. We talk for a few minutes & asked why I wasnt dating. I told her I'm just looking to know whos who before I date anyone in the area. She tells me I'm one of those kind and asked me to let her out. She then tells me that she is going to give my tag number to LE & say I did bad things to her, she leaves door wide open in rain off I went. Best to avoid her as general adatude terrible, very bitter person.

Just for Kix

06-30-06, 02:38

There are a lot of "drug stores" off Hanover in that area so I'm sure there are SWs. But the problem is there are a lot of LEs roaming that area because of all the yuppies in Federal Hill. Goodluck!I've been through there three more times since I last reported and haven't seen nearly as much action. I didn't notice high LE presence though, at least not like in the usual places. I'm still afraid that area is little to close to work/home for me to pick up an SW there (yeah... I'm on of those Fed Hill Yuppies).

It may be a good alternate route from Washington over to B/CB. Never know when you might find a gem.

Benchseats Rock

06-30-06, 06:04

With Heidi, I have to ask what you are trying to say?
Larry!

I also would have to ask about benchseats recap of Heidi, I myself has nothing but great times with Heidi. Heidi is one of the more pleasent girls out there that is decent just to hang out with.

I have only seen Heidi once but my experience was also positive. I found her to be pleasant and intelligent as well as skilled.

We’re not disagreeing here. She was nice, pleasant to be sure and seems more than decent compared to some of the other prospects. If she was half as inviting with the rest of her body as she is skilled with her mouth though, that wouldn’t be a bad thing. Call it a multi-sensory bbbj for the ADD/HD monger. Is that too much to ask? I would repeat in a heartbeat, only because it was the first time I’ve met her, maybe she warms up after a while, but after reading about no doggie for Baltimonger I am less than likely to find out.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

06-30-06, 06:07

The IRS has a technique known as a Life•style Audit that has put many a tax evader behind bars

Pimps may be a bit harder to nail down because they may not have bank accounts and credit cards — but they typically have a pimped ride , mucho bling , drugs and expensive clothes ; and no legitimate way to explain how they purchased any of them

Tax Evasion of ANY amount will get you a Prison Sentence , if that's what the IRS wants

Lifestyle audits are usually directed against people with a business that deals with a large amount of cash , and they can turn your life in•to HELL and a looong vacation at Sam's Greybar Hotel

More =

http://www.taxfables.com/Columns/Audits/Intrusive_Audits.html

http://www.businessweek.com/1997/05/b3512138.htm

http://www.keepmedia.com/pubs/USNewsWorldReport/1996/04/08/229356?extID=10032&oliID=213

I knew that there would be a moment for me to use this pic, and here it is.

Stay Safe, by which I mean pay your taxes.

Bench

Old Monger

06-30-06, 08:38

Now I see what you are saying and it is true that French skills are her forte. It you are looking for more than that than perhaps she is not the best choice. But for any monger seeking French skills I highly recommend Heidi.

Larry 56

06-30-06, 09:34

I knew that there would be a moment for me to use this pic, and here it is.

Stay Safe, by which I mean pay your taxes.

Bench

OUCH! :)

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

06-30-06, 11:09

It started off innocently enough. Bullshit. I was jonesing hard after a night out with some friends and conveniently enough they had picked a pub near enough to the loop that I ended up on Catherine St. thanks to my mongermobile's autopilot. I ran into a waif brunette Ashley. No idea if this is BBB's gal or not, but ended up having a nice conversation while hunting for a parking spot. This chick may as well have been a civilian - normal in just about every way - even down to the blowjob they teach to girls on the upper east side - half the cock, no more and no less, lots of hand and avoid those big things hanging off the bottom, they're poisonous. I took it in stride, slowly teaching her the finer points of ball handling and deep throating (at least I thought I went slowly.

Slowly enough that she picked up on the lessons and seemingly enough got into a zone and made me pop. She mentioned that some acronym organization walked though a few of the houses in the neighborhood the other day, so careful if you're an in service kind of monger. Unfortunately the little lass declined to be photographed, but think pretty head and shoulders on the body of a 12 year old boy. Overall, I'll pick her up again if I see her but I'm not going to hunt for her specifically.

As I headed toward home somewhat more relaxed, it seems that my balls projected their desires to the other side of the neighborhood because as I was about to jump on the main road home Diamond miraculously appeared looking impish and jumped in. It seems that my ADD does have a treatment after all, maybe I can get my insurance company to pay for it. Her usual performance, a good joke or two, some good information exchange both ways and an invitation to stop by to deliver a protein rich breakfast. It may be the shitty lighting in my car, but am I the only one who thinks she may actually be *losing* weight? Her ass is looking preety great, but I'd think twice before asking her to take off her jeans.

The night was still young, so I made a few calls and checked voice mail ending up with a sleep over with my favorite new actress/model and a few hours to kill beforehand. What to do, what to do? Head over to PP/C, of course.

There were a few absolutely S*M*O*K*I*N*G hot girls walking and shooting the look around, and without fail, each of them opted to jump in any other car than mine. I thought for a minute that I was wearing my Fells' Point Undercover Uniform, then I realized that the girls knew by my car that I'm a cheap bastard - not that the guy in the BMW infront of me isn't, but I see where they're coming from. At least that's what I'm telling myself, but by now I was in strict hunt and seek mode. Knowing what I had in store for late in the night I had to flush the system at any cost, without paying the block rates for lack of pick up ability.

Who watches Deadwood? If you haven't seen it then you should if you want to truly get the horror of pickup number three. The girl was a dead ringer for the gimp at the Gem saloon, down to the speech impediment, though I didn't notice a limp. Like the character, she is a hard worker and earned her tuition plus a tip - pop number three was taking a while after my mostly liquid dinner, and just like a good Gem employee, she pulls down her pants and offers me piece of strange to help me along. I plead poverty, and she said 'no worries, I was hoping to get fucked tonight anyway, it's been a while' And they say that we're the ones looking to get laid. P'shaa. Would I repeat? I guess it depends on what HBO has in store for the character's arc.

So off to the lair for an evening of debauch with no worries of anything premature happening. Specific details? Suffice it to say that I am 90% sure that this girl is moving in. Worse things have happened. Like others on this board, I am only a man, and the heart wants what the heart wants, in this case its a perverted fetish ****, how can I resist? Incidentally, this is the same girl whose spanking a few weeks ago caused a shitstorm. Can you really blame me?

Bench

Benchseats Rock

06-30-06, 11:32

So after last night, we woke up, untied, cleaned up, and while she was in the shower I logged on and read this distressing news.

I'm leaving this hobby and this board. Time to put all this behind me. I know I've said it before, but I think now is the right time.

Let me join Larry in asking you to reconsider Baltimonger, and while I can totally see quitting the hobby, quitting the forum is another thing entirely. After all, if you quit the forum entirely then I'd have to come up with a whole new line of bumperstickers. By the way, I ordered 100. They'll be in soon enough, and if you don't log in then you'll have to scrape one off a stop sign or something (maybe a cop's bumper?)

I realize that these are just words, so I enclosed a picture.

Oh yeah, Muff, feel better soon man, there are way too many girls out there without you - I may need to take out a second job to fill your part of the quota. Yes, I know these are also just words, so I enclosed a picture for you too.

And to the asshole who said something about leaving permanent scars from a good old fashioned spanking? Fuck off. It's the same ass, how about them apples?

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

06-30-06, 11:59

Ah, fellow mongers, please don't be fooled into falling in love with SWs. I know it may be tempting when you found a jewel in the bunch but you are asking for trouble and disappointment. I know from experience.

We have enough problems. Then you get to deal with all of hers.

Be careful.

Larry!

Horsetrader

06-30-06, 12:38

My early Thursday evening mongering started along Patapsco near the Salvation Army. There was nothing available on Patapsco so I headed up Washington toward Morrell Park and saw two or three candidates. Did a few passes to get a better look but decided to move to Pigtown. Anyone watching would have thought that I was mongering. While I was driving under I95 toward Pigtown, a girl in a car pulls beside me and looks toward me and gets my attention. She is clearly making suggestive jestures toward me. I didn't know what to think so I brake and slow way down, her car pulls ahead and then into my lane (right). By then we are approaching the railroad track, and the gate is down and a couple of cars are already waiting. She is stopped directly in front of me. A city bus is behind me. Clearly she is checking me out in her rear view mirrors. She looks ok but isn't my type so I'm ignoring her. After a couple of minutes she makes a U-turn and heads back toward Morrell Park. Upon completing her U-turn she looks over to me and makes suggestive kissing jestures. This has never happened to me before. Was she a hooker with a car? Not likely, that car could have been exchanged for a lot of drugs. Perhaps she is a local civilian that just liked the way I looked in my car? I have no idea.

Moved on to Pigtown and spotted a few that looked like they have been ridden hard and put up wet too many times. Moved to Ramsay and Wilkens between S Carey and Millington. That area had several options, something that everyone would enjoy. But it was also loaded with LE. I passed on everything.

Late evening mongering was poor from W/W through the SA. Some options, but not my type. I moved to B/CB and spotted one super hot girl walking along Patapsco. Thin, long blond hair, brightly colored hotpants. She is the hottest thing I've seen this side of San Diego. I do some loops to check for LE. We intersect at Patapsco and 2nd and make positive eye contact, but I haven't completed my LE checks. I make one more loop but she is gone by the time I return. She clearly wasn't walking to any particular address, so another monger must have picked her up. Hopefully we will get his report.

There were several other candidates in B/CB, but nothing that suited my mood.

Headed home unsatisfied.

Horsetrader

Horsetrader

06-30-06, 12:47

Ray the Hunter

06-30-06, 14:51

Over the last week or two I've noticed the same blonde at Millington and Wilkens. She is there frequently, I've never seen her anywhere else. Sometimes she walks along Millington. But mostly she is within a few yards of the corner. She is thin (maybe CCL), pretty face, medium height, bleached blonde hair that is about 8" below her shoulders, bangs. She clearly lives a hard life but she has a look that turns me on. She has never given me the look or the wave so I don't know if she is a SW. Can anybody tell me her story?

Horsetrader, this sounds like it might be little Pattie. She did live with her parents on Wilkens and her sister Linda (nickname Boogers) who is a SW also. I have known Pattie for a few years and had some very good “Dates” with her. She just turned 28 last month. Pattie has a black BF and Kelly told me that Pattie had married him. Since he has got out of lockup, they have been staying at Timmy’s house.
The last time I saw Pattie, she ask if I would front her a Jackson and let her drop it off at Timmy’s so she could have something when she got back. (Pattie does snort boy and smokes ready). I did give her the Jackson, took her to Timmy’s, and waited for her to come back out. I saw Timmy and he said she would be out soon. Later Renea’ came out and told me that Pattie’s BF would not let her back out of the house. At the time, I did not know her BF was out of lockup or I would not have given her the Jackson first.
I did leave with Renea’ and went to a notel, got FS for two Jackson’s, two much teeth with the BJ, everything else was very good, but she is almost as flat as Tammy W. is
I know Pattie is a good person and will make up for not coming back that day. Therefore, Horsetrader stop and say “Hi Pattie” if she is not Pattie you were able to talk to the woman anyway.

pinga

06-30-06, 14:58

Ryou Acop

06-30-06, 16:59

Around 2am this morning after another night of barhopping I drove through Falls Rd to scout for some talent. Saw a decent skinny chick walking near 7/11 with a dude. Decided to drive around to give her some time to separate from the dude but by the time I came around there were about 5 LE cars and an ambulance near 7/11...WTF!

Got some cigs and a soda from Royal Farms on 40th and decided to drive through Falls Rd one more time before heading home. Saw the same chick but this time she was with 2 dudes in front of a house. Then spotted another chick near RiteAid on 37th and she gave me a wave as I drove by. Came around and picked her up.

Her name is Trish, 28, blonde, 5'3", some meat on her bones but with nice pair of Ds, crackhead and occasional jockey (is there such thing???). Went to her spot and started with a decent BJ but she said she doesn't catch so decided to upgrade for FS. Started with mish and finished with doggie with my thumb in her balloonknot. Gave me her digits. She was just decent. Greek is not on the menu, her BJ wasn't great and her kitty wasn't bald so I'll probably call her when my civi chick isn't around and can't find good porno..which probably means NEVER :)

Falls Rd is a pretty decent SW hunting ground because you don't have to deal with all the freaking LEs and the neighborhood is a lot safer than other places. I'll report more on Falls Rd for all the mongers who live near there and/or want to explore.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Bad Bad Boy

06-30-06, 17:54

The probability of driving the W/W loop twice and seeing only one girl is about zero, but it happened to me this afternoon. Then it dawned on me. The girls must have been attending their weekly bible study class:o). lmao

I thought there would be plenty of local talent out on such a nice day after several days of rain, but it just wasn't to be. The one girl I saw was on Eagle and looked like 40 miles of bad road.

LE presence was light. Saw 2 squad cars, a police van, and an ULE cop driving an unmarked white Chevy Astro van.

I drove over to Patty's place on Wilkens but there was already another guy knocking on her door. I didn't feel like taking a number and waiting for my turn so I left.

I went over to the Hess gas station off of Washington Blvd. and was waiting for this guy to finish pumping his gas. I watched as he tried to screw on the gas cap. After a few unsuccessful tries, he got down on both knees and finally got it.

I was about to yell out to him to quit praying, get off his knees, and use both hands when I remembered that I was in Charm City where you don't do such things. lol

I left and headed for home.

BBB

Benchseats Rock

07-01-06, 03:16

...crackhead and occasional jockey (is there such thing???).

Falls Rd is a pretty decent SW hunting ground because you don't have to deal with all the freaking LEs and the neighborhood is a lot safer than other places.
RA

There is indeed such a thing, sometimes its fun to mix things up a little bit.

About Falls Road though... you obviously caught it the loop on a good afternoon. Very recently there has been a slight uptick in activity, this will end soon you can be sure, and it has almost nothing to do with the upcoming elections. The neighborhood has actually gotten better, values are way up and the neighborhood and business associations have both become significantly more influential in the policing (recording, survelling, reporting etc) of nuisance crimes. It seems that there will always be some sort of presence there when it somes to P4P but I don't even consider it a target loop anymore. There has been a recent rash of home invasions in Next Door Charles Village, so expect the extra police attentions to spill over into Waverly and Hampen too.

That particular strip of Falls Road is a major corridor between Park Heights and Remington. The dealers use it regularly, so do the hookers, and the cops use it enough that they moved the Northern District Police Station to the other end of the route for convenience's sake. It may seem like there isn't much of a police presence, you would be wrong to trust the feeling. I've been pulled over there for something as innocuous as having a tag light out at 1 in the morning, the neighborhood has a very bad and well earned racist reputation, driving while black is a very real concern not to mention that there is an unsubstantiated consensus that there were actual lynchings as recently as the late 70's/early 80's. As far as being safer, daytime is much safer and cosmopolitan than other hunting grounds to be sure, but as soon as the workday is over all of the yuppies go home.

Ever since Stancy's mother's house went up for sale I haven't seen anything really worth pulling over for anyhow. I am thinking of buying the place for old times' sake. Does anyone know if Stancy is even still among the living? It's been a long time since I've seen her around. I guess I'd like to think that she got cleaned up and moved away, but she was, well, Stancy. I'll never forget one night drinking in Mt. Vernon She passes me and my girlfriend at the time walking on the street, walks right up to us and puts both hands on the gf's shoulders and tells her how lucky she is to have a boyfriend who was very well endowed. But she looked good enough at the time that I passed it off as an old one night stand but that soon changed and she went downhill fast and furious.

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

Tonto

07-01-06, 11:20

BBB is right about the lack of sw's. I went out Friday nite about 9:30pm and started at the w/w loop. I saw nothing, not a single one out. LE was light also. Headed over to Conkling and I saw only one girl out. She didnt look bad but it was dark and I deceided to loop around and check things out. I'm glad I did. There was a uniformed foot LE on just about every corner. When I got back to where I saw the sw, the cops had her on the sidewalk. Also there were at least three ULE there but they had their badges around their necks and were wearing their sidearms. LE presence was everywhere. I left and went to Brooklyn. Again I didnt see any sw's out on Patapsco and Fairhaven. Went back to w/w. After the first loop, with nothing at all out, I finally saw a decent looking one on SCarey. She saw me turn the corner and slow down and she started walking towards me, but there was a car behind me so I kept going around the block. In the 1 minute it took me to swing around, there was a LE on the corner I saw her but no sign of her. I guess she moved on when the LE arrived. I slowly swung around again, and the LE was gone, the sw was back, but she was getting into another car. I missed the one and only oppurtunity I had.

Overall, a crappy nite. No sw's out and the only two I saw I ended up losing.
When is going on. Mabey the local sw union, Local 69 took all the sw's out of town for a long holiday weekend.

Smiling Fox

07-01-06, 12:29

WOW, someone else knows stancy. of course every one in hamden knows her. but her real name in dawnee. or something. i met her like, 10 years ago, she was drop dead great lookin, long redish hair. man a diamond if i ever saw one. we became friends. she would always hit me up for a few bucks even with out service. but the heroin got worse, the crack got worse, last time i saw her on the corner, a few months ago she looked like she had gone thru recovery, but she was a mess. i spoke to another lady last week and dawnee is still alive, it always suprses me. i think they are tearing down the house.
and i havent heard what ever happened to her sister. just everyone in hamden knew dawnee. dam she was so good lookin years ago. dam i hate those drugs and what they do to those sweet things.

i knew a lady named chrissy too, lived up on the hill by 13. last i heard of her she had a kid and 50+ lbs. hope she is ok.

and eva, last i heard she was in the big house. she was a good friend too.. before the drugs really messed her up.

last week i met a lady up on 41st, by the little store, late at night, cute. cant remember her name but her skills where great. says she has a job, i should go visit just to see if she was truthful,,,,,lol, she was top stuff. for street lady.

sometimes it so hard not to feel something for these girls, maybe pity, affection, im not sure. but i know that i am always sad when i hear how bad they are doing. im just an old softy.

oh and bench, your right about the raceism,,, hamden was a kkk area. they hated blacks jews and dogs. not in any particular order. i am always surprised that the poor white racist trash now accepts blks as much as they do. sometime the race thing slips out of the wsw. ah, i guess its a sign of the times, and of the drug stuff. but i do know when im out to dinner in nice resteraunts, i lose count of the mixed couples. not sure i undrstand it. i dont need to, just know that we as a society may be homoginizing a bit, again.
oh and as a cultureal aside.... dont want to hear any crap about blk poverty, go out to dinner, and the resturants are filled with all, repeat all kinds of people, (heres the key point) with disposable income...... and they are not all drug dealers. thank you. oh please dont start an issue here on my opions.

ok i have rambled enough,,, oh whats wrong with mr. muff.

and if you all will remember,, i think the honored mentor of debauchery the late trashman used to frequent falls rd. ah. and our old friend doc too,, think he liked the young blnd honeys. as i recall, eh, my memory fails me here.

cya out there, be safe. LE is active in election years.
Smiling Fox ;)

Ryou Acop

07-01-06, 14:57

About Falls Road though... you obviously caught it the loop on a good afternoon.

That particular strip of Falls Road is a major corridor between Park Heights and Remington.

the neighborhood has a very bad and well earned racist reputation

Yeah, you're right about the area being racist. A friend of mine told me she was looking for a house to buy and her realtor told her Hampden is the official "redneck town" of Baltimore.

I always wondered where SWs on in Hampden get their "medication" since you don't see dealers walking around like other SWs hunting grounds and Trish told me she gets her fix from Park Heights.

I do my mongering at night/early morning because there are too many stoop/porch sitters on Falls Rd and it's damn hard to figure out SWs among all the civis during the day.

And you're right. Hampden isn't an active hunting ground like other places and the dumbass SWs always hang around on Falls Rd instead of side streets. But recently I've noticed the place picking up a little and I just wanted to explore a bit.

I'm sure all you mongers had an experience where you do the same loops over and over again and realize you know more about SW neighborhood more than your own neighborhood. Heck, I'm sure some of us recognize/know more about SW neighbors more than our own neighbors :)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA, "The Explorer" :)

Green Shadow

07-01-06, 16:16

[QUOTE=Mykonos Lover] Got lucky and picked up Sara(h) at the corner of Wilkens and Payson. Kind of petite brunette with a cute face could not tell about the body due to the rain jacket. She smelled like vanilla and I took her off to my fave notell.

Her Tat was a Japanese symbol for little fox, I asked her and she expalined that she had studied Japanese for 5 years. Not your typical SW if you ask me.

Anybody seen Sarah with the Japinese tat in the past week? She appears to be missing.

Thanks,

GS

Aacountyman

07-01-06, 17:54

I know folks have written about a dearth of SWs in the usual spots. I went down Fairhaven and 8AM this morning (Sat) and there were at least 5 or 6 out on Fairhaven and Pennington.

I picked up Jamie. She is white, early 20's, reddish hair, not really that thin or thick. She got in the car and I went to my spot. She was a little out of it but the service was good. .25 was the fee.

Benchseats Rock

07-01-06, 18:18

hamden was a kkk area. they hated blacks jews and dogs. not in any particular order. i am always surprised that the poor white racist trash now accepts blks as much as they do. sometime the race thing slips out of the wsw. ah, i guess its a sign of the times, and of the drug stuff. but i do know when im out to dinner in nice resteraunts, i lose count of the mixed couples. not sure i undrstand it. i dont need to, just know that we as a society may be homoginizing a bit, again.

I couldn't have said it better myself. A good friend of mine used to live in Hampden, right off the avenue. He used to have these great fucking parties... but I digress. Once his neighors found out he was Jewish they became openly hostile... enough that he moved out not too soon after. I don't know all the particulars of the situation, but he was a tough mf'er and didn't ever take shit from anyone.

Who knows, maybe I'll take a spin through there this evening to see whats up anyhow. A trip through memory lane is in order after all. Maybe if I am super lucky I'll find one of Doc's students and sharpie her up and tease him out of apparent retirement. Good to hear Stancy's still out and about, just sad to hear the inevitable was unavoidable.

Bench

Benchseats Rock

07-01-06, 20:04

Was she a hooker with a car? Not likely, that car could have been exchanged for a lot of drugs. Perhaps she is a local civilian that just liked the way I looked in my car? I have no idea.

Why so unlikely? Rare, I agree, but there are more than a few girls who commute to the area to work for a few hours and then leave. You think they all take the bus?

Notably though, on my way home frome the porn store one night a wsw picked me up in a car, gave me a ride home, and then gave me a ride. If I remember correctly I got BBBJ and cowgirl in her front seat for $15... completely unmemorable except for that every super long stroke cowgirl she tells me not to try to fuck her ass, so natch, I fingered it hard and then held on for dear life - nothing like a bit of rodeo sex once in a while.

I'm heading off to finish some work before tuesday or I'm going to be in studio for the holiday. Thank god for small favors, the loop is on my way home. Maybe I'll be able to report on something other than how good the cops look on their new motorbikes in their shiny new yellow lined jackets.

Benchseats Rock

Mykonos Lover

07-02-06, 00:16

Okay so I have been a little lax in posting. So let me catch everyone up.

I went out Friday afternoon for a nice little drive round about the old W/W loop. Thought I might have been a little too early since it was around 6 p.m.

There were a few strollers out but they all seemed to be geeking or were just FUGLY. After a few loops I spotted a fairly good looking WSW at the circle. Cute hot pants, red hair, freckles and nice (B) rack.

Her name was Nicole and she got in for a little trip to HOCO notell. She wanted to talk on the ride and seemed to be good with the conversation. She said she was from AA county. We got to the notell and proceeded to discuss contributions to her favorite charity. Now you know me I am a cheap Bastard and 2 jacks is my normal donation. She tells me it is 2 for BJ, 2.5 for the deed and 3 for anything goes. Well it was a little steep for me but I chanced the 3 jacks hoping for a trip to the Isles. She started off with a nice BBJ deep and slow. No gag here. Procceded to mish and then flipped for a little reverse mish, thats were I was informed that trips to the Isles were on the no fly list. Well I was a little peeved since she did say anything goes. Flipped her back over and finished with a nice slow mish since I wanted to "milk" the most out of my money.

Overall not a bad experience and I would probablly do her again.

Anyway that catches me up for now. As always be safe out there especially if you see the mad man Robux sweeping in on the SW you wanted.

Bad Bad Boy

07-02-06, 01:51

I also want to recommend Patty, along with Ray the Hunter, to those who encounter her on her stroll around Millington and Wilkens.

I met up with Patty a week ago last Sunday during a driving rainstorm. She was soaked through and through so I gave her a ride. I really liked her. She was very pleasant, took her time, eager to please, and very personable. You won't be disappointed.

Patty is 28 y/o, blonde, about 5' 2", 105 lbs., clean, and very pleasant. She had a bad case of laryngitis and could barely talk when I met up with her.

She lives on Wilkens (at the intersection of DeSoto) with her parents and 23 y/o sister, Linda, who is also in the life. Patty says she owns the home and let's the rest of her family live with her since she needs help paying the bills. She mentioned that her mother knows that she dates, but her dad doesn't.

Since I was last with Patty, I cruised by her place twice and each time saw a black dude on her porch. He must be the boyfriend that Ray mentioned in his post. I didn't feel too comfortable with him there so I kept on going.

You should have a good time with her. Hope this helps.

BBB

Bad Bad Boy

07-02-06, 02:28

You can really run into some very interesting situations with this hobby and in the most unusual places:o).

One of the girls I use to spend a lot of time with was Michelle aka Karrie who lived around Brunswick and Delaney. Michelle is a small dark haired girl who wore her hair back in a ponytail much of the time, about 25 y/o, 5' 2", 110 lbs., and was pleasant.

She filled me in on her family history, heavy drug addiction, and took me over to the London Park Cemetery on Wilkens to show me where her mother is buried. This is where we ran into the "Graveyard Pervert" who would follow couples going into the cemetery to watch them. Afterwards, he would drop two Jacksons out his car window and take off if he was pleased. Strange, yes it was.

I sure hope to catch up with Michelle again now that she is out of the grey bar hotel and hospital and living somewhere in the area.

Things are getting so overcrowded these days that when you go to your favorite spot, you may find someone else there. Alicia and I went over to the Industrial Park area a while back and who should we run into but Mandy. Mandy is 29 y/o, about 5'7", 120 lbs., with shoulder-length dark brown hair, nice figure, very clean, and is now living on Furrow.

Her date was looking out his car window at us while we scoped him out. It was almost like a game of chicken as to who would leave first. It provided a good laugh afterwards. I didn't realize it was Mandy until I caught up with her a couple of weeks later.

Interesting times.

BBB

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 10:25

I also want to recommend Patty, along with Ray the Hunter...

She lives... with her... 23 y/o sister, Linda, who is also in the life. BBB

I've just got to know. Sisters, both in the life... I think the obvious question, at least to me, do they play together? By which I mean with a monger at the same time, and while doing so, with each other? Either way, and if not, apparently a mom who is permissive to the notion of her daughters whoring themselves out, what are the chances here of a mother/daughter, mother/both daughters combination happening?

I think someone needs to step up to the plate here and at least broach the question. If only to plant the seed in an already prurient household.

Vedi, Vici, Veni,

Benchseats Rock

Bad Bad Boy

07-02-06, 11:02

I've just got to know. Sisters, both in the life... I think the obvious question, at least to me, do they play together? What are the chances here of a mother/daughter, mother/both daughters combination happening? Benchseats Rock

I have wondered the same thing about Patty and her sister Linda. They seem to have the potential for a lot of fun in any combination.

Guess we will have to rely on Ray who knows them better to tell us. What do they say...... a family that plays together stays together or something like that:o).

I will definitely ask next time I see Patty.

BBB

Horsetrader

07-02-06, 11:06

Either way, and if not, apparently a mom who is permissive to the notion of her daughters whoring themselves out, what are the chances here of a mother/daughter, mother/both daughters combination happening?
An older blonde from Wilkens near Pulaski Street once looked good from a distance and I let her get in my car. She suggested that I date her daughter (Brittany?), or both of them at the same time. I passed but a friend later told me that he did that mother/daughter combination. He said that it was a great time.

I met sisters at the block a couple of years ago. Dated one first, then the other, then both together. I'll probably never do a threesome again, it isn't worth the extra money for a 2nd girl.

Horsetrader

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 11:43

An older blonde from Wilkens near Pulaski Street once looked good from a distance and I let her get in my car. She suggested that I date her daughter (Brittany?), or both of them at the same time. I passed but a friend later told me that he did that mother/daughter combination. He said that it was a great time.

I met sisters at the block a couple of years ago. Dated one first, then the other, then both together. I'll probably never do a threesome again, it isn't worth the extra money for a 2nd girl.

Horsetrader

3 somes are incredibly overrated in my book, not that they're not a heckuva lot of fun, but fundamentally I think they're pretty boring. I think the only way to spice them up is to add the incestuous perv factor. As far as the extra money being worth it or not, I think its worth it if only just to shave a few more points off my purity test score.

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 12:30

Speaking of perv factor, I came home last night to the fetish model/actress and just about new Ms. Benchseats fucking around on my laptop and asking me what PP/C was as I had mentioned it in my last post that mentioned her specifically.
Always looking for self indulgent press, but I expect as much from an actress.
So where's the perv factor you ask? Well, she throws me the car keys and says "take me mongering." I tell her no, and then she says that she'll just go out on her own and see whats what for herself. That pretty much gets me up and ready to go, if only to avoid the issue of denying her use of my GPS - I've worked with her on enough sets to be familiar with possibly the worst sense of direction on the planet. On the other hand, I also know that if she sees something she likes then we're probably heading off to Tim's for the duration, so you can imagine I was a bit hesitant - by which I mean about as hesitant as a virgin in a bordello with a fistfull of c-notes. Cue Batman scene change music and off to the mongermobile.

Once out on the streets of Gotham, we shot through Hampden, and my starry eyed companion refuses to believe that the skanky jockey c*nt on the corner is actually a prostitute - because "how could anyone really want to pay to stick his dick into that?" Friends, Brothers, Mongers, there is much in this world that is beautiful, but nothing moreso than one woman absolutely objectifying another. Like I said before, should I fall in love with her I shall be completely without blame.

From Hampden we shoot through W/W and not much is out. There is a newish super CCL blonde working Ramsey, and not much else to be seen - A couple of possibles at the Donut Shop, and an oblivious to the world sw hiding under the tree by the school - so far she is incredibly unimpressed, and then the concept of the thrill of the hunt gets to her and she came to understand that Loop is not only a noun, but also a verb. Not wanting to loop again we head off to B/CB. 5 or 6 hanging out with boyfriends/dealers at 6th, Just past 8th we spy a very tall blonde with not only a great pair of sweater puppies burning to escape an entirely too tight halter but one of the sweetest asses peeking out from behind a very short pleated white mini skirt. I am thinking civvy, and then there's the look. And as excited as she is to spot a possible hour long distraction, I am instructed to continue with my chauffeur duties - "I wanna see what else there is first." Famous Last Words.

Fairhaven and Pennington Ave. was nothing more than a protracted game of dodge the drunk monger coming home from the bar, Hanover was dead as usual - by the way, the bar at the corner of Fort Ave. looks semi respectable, I doubt if there is going to be a great resurgence in the area though Heath Street is still as grimy as ever. Just 20 times more expensive than it used to be.

Fells Point is dead, Eastern Avenue is dead, Conkling, Baltimore, Patterson Park... guess what? Dead, dead, dead. One or two bsw's at the s'leven at Lombard, nothing all the way up Fallsway, Calvert St. is hopping with the TS people - who have gone all the way out now and are actually sporting real breasts - easy enough to tell when they're not wearing anything above the waist, but what lies beneath is, well, wasn't that the name of a horror movie? Not by accident I suppose.

We ended up at the Papermoon having a blast with friends who were stumbling in from what used to be 1722, had a good and proper English Breakfast and made it home in time to shut the blinds before we turned to dust with the rising sun.

Nearly 3 hours and 65 miles of driving around and being constantly teased by a succubus who doesn't like being throatfucked in her sleep, it should come as no surprise that I looped again a couple of hours later and met Ruthie. Truth in advertising, the greatest little flick around the corkscrew maneuver I've ever had from a tongue and I popped twice in a half an hour, 2 jacks, life is good and I am on my way back to the batcave thinking only good thoughts about the nicest pair of breast meat I've ever felt on a sw. I guess I might have to pick up the super preggo skank on Scary St. one of these days, but that my friends is fodder for another night.

Vedi, Vici, Veni,

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

07-02-06, 16:35

Larry 56

07-02-06, 17:36

... She is stopped directly in front of me. A city bus is behind me. Clearly she is checking me out in her rear view mirrors. She looks ok but isn't my type so I'm ignoring her. After a couple of minutes she makes a U-turn and heads back toward Morrell Park. Upon completing her U-turn she looks over to me and makes suggestive kissing jestures. This has never happened to me before. Was she a hooker with a car? Not likely, that car could have been exchanged for a lot of drugs. Perhaps she is a local civilian that just liked the way I looked in my car? I have no idea.

Horsetrader

This happens often in Manhattan late @ nite. Most of our gurls can't afford cars though.

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 17:49

Keep thew reports coming of course. Falls Road DOES have a lot of LE around so do be careful. I had a GF there and was in the neighborhood often. Lots of really young looking SWs there as well. Can you tell us if there is a lot of "pickin & grinning" (face pickers) going on there. The Clix has a lot of face pickin' going on.

Larry!

The pickers are few and far between up that way, but of course they are there too. It seems like W/W is an aging catalyst for these girls, Hampden seems to be more kind to them over any identical period of time.

Am I the only one who's noticed the lack of strollers in W/W? Compared to Hampden though, I'm not sure that any other neighborhood in Baltimore has as high an incidence of teenage pregnancy. Dundalk maybe, but honestly I haven't spent enough time there to actually know more than the colloquial jokes - though my trips to the Walmart and Drug City would seem to confirm most of them.

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

07-02-06, 18:43

There is indeed such a thing, sometimes its fun to mix things up a little bit.
...I'll never forget one night drinking in Mt. Vernon She passes me and my girlfriend at the time walking on the street, walks right up to us and puts both hands on the gf's shoulders and tells her how lucky she is to have a boyfriend who was very well endowed.

Benchseats Rock

So we have competition for Mr. Beer Bottle? ;)

Based on what I've observed, jockeys use girls once in a while. Unless they are snorting H, crack heads stay away from needles.

There are exceptions. This SW Tammy actually uses needles with crack. I haven't seen that before.

Larry!

Old Monger

07-02-06, 18:46

Picked up Donna this 4th of July weekend (see Bad Bad Boy's posts #962 and 969 for details on her). I agree with all of the nice things that BBB said about her. A definite thumbs up for Donna.

Larry 56

07-02-06, 21:03

The pickers are few and far between up that way, but of course they are there too. It seems like W/W is an aging catalyst for these girls, Hampden seems to be more kind to them over any identical period of time.

Am I the only one who's noticed the lack of strollers in W/W? Compared to Hampden though, I'm not sure that any other neighborhood in Baltimore has as high an incidence of teenage pregnancy. Dundalk maybe, but honestly I haven't spent enough time there to actually know more than the colloquial jokes - though my trips to the Walmart and Drug City would seem to confirm most of them.

I'm guess that the dealers are selling drugs cut differently @ the Clix. hence the face problem there.

Oh boy. I lived in Dundalk for 12 years and liked it. Of course SWs were my neighbors. There was a group of stay @ home wives who used to "cater", as they called it, on the side. I couldn't figure out how the husbands were putting up with it but I guess they liked the money. The head of the outfit was a daughter of a Balto. Co. LEO.

Q: What do a call a 12 year virgin in Dundalk?
A: ???

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 21:08

So we have competition for Mr. Beer Bottle? ;)

Based on what I've observed, jockeys use girls once in a while. Unless they are snorting H, crack heads stay away from needles.

There are exceptions. This SW Tammy actually uses needles with crack. I haven't seen that before.

Larry!

Maybe she shoots coke, but I was always under the impression that you had to vaporise crack. Dunno, it was never on my list of party favors. I always preferred to chase the dragon anyways. I may be surrounded by Doctors and Nurses all day long, but with vasovagal syncope, I am the worlds biggest pussy when it comes to needles.

Gosh am I happy you brought up beer. Other than measuring ourselves against the bottles, they sure are alot of fun to drink. Who wants to join me on the fourth?

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 21:12

On the front page on the left side when it lists everyone online, what does it mean when there is a plus sign next to someone's name?

I'm posting this here because at present, it's Baltimonger and Larry! who've got the addition bit going on.

Bench

Badboy22

07-02-06, 21:16

Baltimonger

07-02-06, 21:23

Maybe she shoots coke, but I was always under the impression that you had to vaporise crack. Dunno, it was never on my list of party favors. I always preferred to chase the dragon anyways. I may be surrounded by Doctors and Nurses all day long, but with vasovagal syncope, I am the worlds biggest pussy when it comes to needles.

Gosh am I happy you brought up beer. Other than measuring ourselves against the bottles, they sure are alot of fun to drink. Who wants to join me on the fourth?

Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

You can't shoot crack as is. It's full of sodium bicarbonate (baking soda- an alkaline) It has to be neutralized with vinegar (an acid) to bring the pH down to around 7 (neutral pH). Otherwise it'll end up bubbling inside your veins. If She's copping in Pigtown, the only thing she's going to get is crack. They don't sell straight coke in Pigtown.

On the front page on the left side when it lists everyone online, what does it mean when there is a plus sign next to someone's name?

I'm posting this here because at present, it's Baltimonger and Larry! who've got the addition bit going on.

Bench
Those are the names on your buddy list.

I know I said I'm quitting this hobby and this board. I did mean the other night would be it. I know I can't leave it alone, at least not right now.

Your pics must have worked, Bench. I'm here, and I saw the MuffScoutMobile out there tonight.

This is a message a friend wanted me to post. I agree with it, but without her urging, I would not have considered posting it:
If you pick up a pregnant SW, you are paying her the money she uses to pump heroin & cocaine into her body; possibly killing the baby, or at the very least causing serious permanent damage.

I was going to name the particular pregnant SW in question. I don't think I know her anyhow. Does it really matter though?

Shouldn't the cops or social services be doing something about this?

Let's keep intentional baby killing left to our "beloved" president.

Larry 56

07-02-06, 21:57

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 22:29

They use a spoon and melt down the crack into liquid form and load the liquid from there.

Larry!

Why even bother with crack then? Why not shoot actual coke? Chemically, it's completely different - but the quality they have access too can't be that great.
I suppose it makes sense in a why bother leaving the neighborhood to get good drugs kind of way. Then again, the best coke connection I ever knew about would barely even talk to the hipster in scene super vogue types before he moved out west... I can't really see these girls making that sort of hookup.

I guess we all do what's convenient, we pick them up after all right? I wouldn't want to be the pot calling the kettle black and all that. There was a veritable harem out there earlier tonight. Lulu, Ruthie, 2 little weird chicas coming down millington, Cyndi, A nice flat brunette wearing blue who had no chance of getting picked up because she couldn't ditch her boyfriend/pimp...

As much as I really wanted to pick one of them up, I needed to get home for Deadwood. You know I love knowing that Jewel does double duty in PP/C.

Vedi, Vici, Veni
Benchseats Rock

Baltimonger

07-02-06, 22:40

Why even bother with crack then? Why not shoot actual coke? Chemically, it's completely different - but the quality they have access too can't be that great.

Benchseats Rock

There is plenty of straight coke north and northwest of Pigtown. I know of a place not in either southern or southwest district where dime sized straight girls can be had for nickel prices. LE sits right there and watches it all go down, seemingly without a care. Reminds me of "Hamsterdam" from 'The Wire'.

Benchseats Rock

07-02-06, 22:45

There is plenty of straight coke north and northwest of Pigtown. I know of a place not in either southern or southwest district where dime sized straight girls can be had for nickel prices. LE sits right there and watches it all go down, seemingly without a care. Reminds me of "Hamsterdam" from 'The Wire'.

That very same episode airs tonight. Do you believe in coincidence?

Bench

Larry 56

07-03-06, 01:08

Why even bother with crack then? Why not shoot actual coke? Chemically, it's completely different - but the quality they have access too can't be that great.

I suppose it makes sense in a why bother leaving the neighborhood to get good drugs kind of way. Then again, the best coke connection I ever knew about would barely even talk to the hipster in scene super vogue types before he moved out west... I can't really see these girls making that sort of hookup.

Don't like using needles.

Coke is only sold in certain neighborhoods. I'll bet you couldn't but any it @
the Clix. I never could.

Crack is highly profitable and his pushed in poor neighborhood,

Dime bags for nickels? Where were you when I had my habit??? ;)

Larry!

Bad Bad Boy

07-03-06, 05:59

It seems like the SW activity around the W/W loop and some of the other nearby hunting grounds have lessened during the past several weeks and I am wondering why. I don't think the weather is a factor.

I initially thought it was because I was mostly cruising the areas during the afternoons, but I notice some of you have reported the same observations at night too. It's tough to figure out.

They certainly can't all be staying at the grey bar or are on vacation. Could it be increased LE presence, more violence on the streets, the rampage murders around the Aberdeen area and fear of it spreading down here, or are many now using cell phones in order to stay off the streets?

It just seems to me that we are seeing fewer and fewer girls on the streets. What's your take?

BBB

Old Monger

07-03-06, 06:48

I agree that girls were scarce the last time I was cruising, and noticed a heavier than usual LE presence. I would guess that LE is scaring some of them off. There were a few out and I was lucky enough to pick up Donna. Your posts about her were spot on, she is really a sweet date.

Horsetrader

07-03-06, 09:04

It just seems to me that we are seeing fewer and fewer girls on the streets. What's your take?

BBB
There have always been good times and bad times. In fact, there have always been good moments and bad moments. One pass can have a lousy selection and the next pass can be great. Overall, I don't think the selection has been too bad over the last few weeks. Recently I've had my best success in the early evening. May was a good month which made June seem slow. June was certaily better than January through March. LE presence seems high recently, which causes me to drive past qualified candidates. It may also cause the girls to go inside.

Regarding telephone scheduling, digits to a dead phone are useless. So girls go back to the street.

Horsetrader (the window shopper)

Benchseats Rock

07-03-06, 13:56

This is admittedly short notice, but like all things in Baltimore, an investment in planning doesn't make an incredible amount of sense to me. There is a bit to celebrate: the spotting of the Muff back on the loop, the return of Baltimonger, the 4th of July, and my own Birthday (and the winning of many, many cash bets against my making it this far still drawing air.)

So, anyone who wishes to join me, I'll be tipping back a few longnecks with anyone who isn't bound by family obligations. PM for details, there is already a place set and mongers on board, it's been too long since the last one of these in Baltimore.

Veni, Vedi, Vici - Gaius Julius Ceasar
Vedi, Vici, Veni - Benchseats Rock

Bad Bad Boy

07-03-06, 16:44

Old Monger, I am pleased to hear that you had a good time with Donna. She is a very nice girl and tries to please. I hope things are going better for her now. I am so reluctant to recommend anyone since drugs make them so erratic. One day they are good and the next is a disaster.

Horsetrader, you are probably right about the hit or miss of finding girls on the loop. Some days, some months are better than others. Hope it picks up soon.

After working in the yard all morning, I decided to hit our neighborhood pool to cool off. We changed management companies and the lifeguards are now college kids from Bulgaria, Ukraine and Serbia.

The girls are real hotties wearing small bikinis rather than the traditional one piece guard suit and have cute accents. While I was talking with this one girl who is only a few credits shy of getting her degree all I could think about was having those lovely legs wrapped over my shoulders:o) lol

A little later a drop-dead gorgeous blonde and her husband sat a few chairs away from me at the pool. She had the most perfect rack, D cups, Which would make anyone drool. You won't see anything that good on the loop unless she is driving through on the way to the Inner Harbor for the day.

At this point, I was going wild. I stopped over to my local florist to pick up some flowers for a neighbor lady who just got out of the hospital and the cute clerk who waited on me was also a real looker with a perfect set of B cups. Real yummy.

This really got me going to the point that I am planning on cranking up the 'ole General Robert E. Lee and head over to Baltimore and the loop tomorrow to remedy my problem:o). Hope some cuties are out.

Speaking about the "General", if you are looking for something different to do you might want to consider going over to Boonsboro and take in the Civil War Reenactment. These are a lot of fun where guys dress up in their Confederate and Union uniforms, set up camp, and conduct mock battles. It's very entertaining.

I hope all have a great 4th!

BBB

Benchseats Rock

07-03-06, 19:47

G Cubed,

You Have Mail.

Baltimonger

07-03-06, 22:48

Coke is only sold in certain neighborhoods. I'll bet you couldn't but any it @
the Clix. I never could.
Most of the Boy dealers up on Wilkens & points north sell straight coke as well.

There is no formula to shooting a speedball. I've seen 30% coke 70% dope, 50/50, 60/40, 1 pill followed by 3 vials, all kinds of crazy shit.

The stories of them shooting 2 dimes of coke & jumping out the 3rd story window are both intriguing & awful at the same time.

Benchseats Rock

07-04-06, 01:08

Incidentally, Jumping Jack Flash refers to shooting a speedball into your tear duct.

I knew I must have referred to speedballs on here. As far as formula, Belushi OD'd on a speedball. I figure that the nearest relevant comparison would be getting a horse to keel over dead on sugar cubes, though whether or not the cubes were laced with acid would of course depend on the horse.

The only consolation there is to the stories of people jumping out of windows etc. while that high is that there is a less than likely chance that they were feeling any physical pain. Psychic pain however, is a completely different animal.

Veni, Vedi, Vici - Gaius Julius Ceasar
Vedi, Vici, Veni - Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

07-04-06, 01:50

Just in case someone missed a pm,

8pm

If you didn't get a pm, I am not insulting you, I'm just forgetting you. It's not my fault, I've got the ADD.

Remind me for details by Noon tomorrow. After that I am less than reliable and wholly unaccountable for anyone not in attendance not receiving info.

Veni, Vedi, Vici - Gaius Julius Ceasar
Vedi, Vici, Veni - Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

07-04-06, 16:59

For starters, kudos the the dynamic duo in the truck who managed to get the hot blonde on Payson to jump in between the two of them and start giving them handjobs at the same time while headed down Monroe. Now just in case she wasn't, what was it then that she was licking off of her fingers? Hmmm. I'm not exactly going to dwell on this issue. Lucky bastards.

I got a tip while fucking around on Yahoo that there is this newbie provider who's Indian name is Big Tits, Loves Anal supposedly hangs out on Eagle and was described as being eminently fuckable, but alas no such luck for me today. I almost feel bad for the girl (if she actually exists) only because I had the dirty thought OCD routine going through my head and god only knows it takes like 4 pops to knock it down to normal, so if she's out there, lemme know so that I can bruise the insides of her thighs and pump her till she cries benchjuice. But alas, she was not meant to happen today. I have a feeling I'm going to be resurrecting the stalker monger if she turns out not to be a complete hallucination in my tipsters mind.

So there I am, almost ready to surrender to the heat and go home when I pull an Arthur Fonzarello and hit my dashboard and all of a sudden the AC starts blowing cold and Sirius starts playing Dirty Boulevard all at the same time. I may have been thrown out of seminary, but at times like these it is hard to have less than perfect faith in a divine entity - especially when Lou Reed starts the lyric "Holding tightly to her thighs, something flickered for a minute, then it vanished and was gone."

It was kismet. The one possible ULE car turned and went the other way, and I spot a famiiliar looking face but the hair was all weird, like a wig, below shoulders, layered too thick for anyone sane to really be wearing in July, but still there was something in the way she moved. She hops in and there is something familiar going on - the way she grabs my leg, shoves her cleavage into view, the way she started to play with herself and then she accuses me of not remembering her. I swear before all that is holy - my response was, "Yuh, You're right about that, but I don't do this much." Now the thoughts of those two were running through my head right along with the dirty thoughts OCD cycle, and this chick has her hand inside my jeans stroking me through my boxers and let me tell you I was surprised at the combined power of all of these elements as they conspired against anything at all resembling good judgement, because, get this, when she says her name is Rachel and she used to be blonde I was already in the basement of her house and she was already halfway through tittyfucking Benchseats Junior and playing with my ass crack and balls, and before I could find the capacity to object I couldn't hear anything but the faint sounds of distant humming and this eerie vibration that I knew was going to keep me quiet as she throatfucked herself and squeezed my sac with the exact pressure necessary to get me to blow pecker snot right between her halter top puppies. A jack on the way to dressed and another 1/4 Jack for spending like a full half an hour not tweaking or mentioning any number with 3 digits. Except for the address, of course. Who wants to take bets on how long it'll take her to lose the baby fat and the nice firmness that her breastmeat has developed since the last time I saw her at the old place.
I'll start the bidding at 3 weeks, which sadly just the reality of it all, but you know what, when she's lucid and apparently cleaned up and looking healthier than I have EVER seen her, she ain't all that bad, well, until she is.

See you at the Roundtable,

Benchseats "Joey Diaz" Rocks

If you end up being offered the opportunity to visit the same place I did, just be forewarned. The dog is nice, the air is cool, bring a respirator if you're going into the basement. The dog may be nice, but the maid couldn't give less of a shit if she was smoking pole upstairs, which come to think of it she may well have been doing anyway.

Loop Vet

07-06-06, 17:09

[judge] well? we're waiting... [shmales]

Old Monger

07-06-06, 18:15

LE presence was very heavy around noontime on Wilkens avenue. Fortunately, I saw Donna right away and we went off and had our usual good time. In addition to her other fine qualitites, one thing that has really attractd me to Donna is her cute, well-rounded, but not-too-large butt.

Bad Bad Boy

07-06-06, 18:18

It was certainly a strange afternoon for me on the W/W loop and I'm not sure how to explain it. Bare with me. I am still trying to figure it out.

There were plenty of girls out on the stroll for a change, lot's of LE presence and numerous mongers driving around. There were even several "Wilkenettes" (next generation of SW's) walking in groups of 2's and 3's who were out on the stroll testing out their WOW power in anticipation when they become of legal age.

Our two favorite platinum CCL blondes were walking together on Wilkens, Angela was on Pulaski, and several others. Truthfully, I was looking for either Donna, Patty or Alicia but they were no where to be seen.

Now the problem. Not sure if it was bad karma, paranoia, or what, but I didn't feel comfortable with the entire scene.

As I drove down Brunswick where it intersects with Frederic Avenue, I spotted that hot blonde (not Patty) wearing jean shorts and white blouse tied in front which displayed her two tattoos - scroll design on her back and sun around the belly button.

There were two pairs of guys about a block apart watching her every move. I don't know if it was a sting or what but all the mongers stayed away from her which made me think it might have been. I passed her twice and she gave the look, but it didn't feel right.

It seemed like every street I turned onto I ran into a police car. They were all over the place. I saw a couple of girls I wanted to stop for but the police were in plain view. I even had someone in a red pickup truck follow me for over a half a mile as I turned on various side streets trying to lose him. That was unnerving.

After three complete loops (which is unadvisable), I was driving down Monroe towards Wilkens when I spotted this nicely dressed cute brunette. I slowed down, we made eye contact, and I was about to pull over when she waived me off. There was a marked police van right behind me which I didn't see as I was totally focused on her. Glad she had the presence of mind because I sure didn't.

That shook me up to the point that I thought to myself that I better call it day before something really disastrous happens. Strange day in deed.

The day wasn't a complete loss. I stopped by my favorite fishing tackle shop, Tochterman's in Fells Point, and picked up 4 lures for my ultra-light spinning rod which should be killers for bass and crappie.

BBB

Cloud William

07-07-06, 01:04

[judge] well? we're waiting... [shmales]

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

Well there's not much to report. Bench, Robux, and myself met on the East side. We talked for awhile then went to Sherrie's showbar where we watched two fine looking girls do their thing. Each of them easily earned their tips.
The next girl up earned my attention only as far as trying to pay her to keep her clothes on. Fortunately we left before before they all came off. Robux threw something at her as we left, might have been money, might have been a sympathy card. Don't really know.
We went up to the next titty bar where it was way too loud. We drank our drinks, watched the girls then left.
Then we decided to get something to eat in Fells point. Followed by a trip to the Ritz. While we were eating a drunk Mexican treated us to his personal opinions as to who was going to win the world cup.
At the Ritz we were informed that there were no girls dancing and it was pointless to go in.
We then decided to head on home. I showed Robux around the East side then he went his way and I went mine.
I took a couple of loops around the East side and saw nothing so I went on home.
A quiet Roundtable but a good one, always nice to see people again. Looking forward to the next one we can set up and perhaps more people can attend.

"Fifty bucks says the Schmales kid picks his nose"

Just for Kix

07-07-06, 02:38

Headed out to the W/W about 11:30PM Thursday. As of late, it seems to me that 11:30PM until close to 1:00PM is prime time on the loop, lots of girls out and a good selection. Just a guess, but could they be trying to take advanate of LE shift changes?

First there was a tall good looking blonde who walked from the circle on Wilkens down to Payson. Wanted to pick her up badly, but I had just driven on scene, hadn't scouted for LE, etc. Someone scooped her up before I could check things out... lucky guy. Also saw the blonde with the hat (can someone confirm if that's Lulu?). Several others were out, but I was content to cruise for a while. There was a thin blonde on Millington, could this be Dawn? Also, I caught the tail end of what appeared to be sting down at the corner of Catherine. Be careful gentlemen!

I headed over to Washington. I had driven though there earlier. There was cute young blonde who caught my eye, but was with a guy every time I saw her. Spotted her again... again with the guy. However, I circled the block and they had seperated, so I picked her up on Bayard.

I was VERY pleased with how she looked in the car. She told me her name was Sarah (Sara?). She was definitely young, very thin, but not in that emmaciated CCL way. Pretty face and good skin, a definite find. I got to unwrap and inspect the whole package. Did not see any tracks, but I am no expert.

She was pleasant but seemed very nervous. I took her to my spot for a shaft cleaning which she did very nicely. Not the best, but she looked so good that I still into it. She stopped several times and apologized for being nervous. She was more relxed on the way home and told me she's always very nervous meeting someone new. I leaned that she's 20 years old and had only been SW'ing for about a month and a half.

I dropped her off and her male friend was waiting nearby, guess they were gonna go score together. Must be wierd for him to send his girl off like that. I'll never understand it, but I never will if I don't have the habit (at least not that one).

I'll be looking for her again and will definitely go the no-tell route when I find her. Looks-wise, best pick-up I've made since Kelly (Millington), who I understand is residing at the gray bar. If you like thin, Sarah could be an 8-9 on the civilian scale.

Good Mongering All.

Tonto

07-07-06, 10:20

After my last several tries and finding nothing out, I went out again Wed nite about 9:30 and I saw two on Fairhaven. Both appeared to be strung out and below even my low standards, so I passed. I then headed over to W/W and saw two more on Washington. First was a young thin short haired blond that looked real good. She was walking back and forth and after a couple loops around she was always with a guy or two. I deceided to pass on her for that reason. I wonder if this is the same one Kix reported on. She did look good.

The other one I saw was ok looking, just average in looks. I stopped and picked her up. Name is Shelly. She appeared to be in mid to upper 20's and had some meat on her bones, but not fat at all. She also seemed to be not on any drugs and was very pleasant to talk to. We went to one of my fav places and I got a BBBJCIM for the usual fee. She was very good and spent a lot of time on jr. She also had good size chest, guessing about 36Bs. I will pick her up again and try the notel with her next time.

Loop Vet

07-07-06, 12:18

LOL. thanks Cloud. Loved the drunk mexican part.

M1951

07-07-06, 22:32

Took a tour of the PP area LOTS of LE tour anyway. Saw two SW one brown/red hair about 5' 6" tall nice shape. The other one if anyone has any info would like to hear. She was about a 7 on the civil scale and a 9 on SW scale. She was dress in white top with off white shorts with a small hand bag. Her hair was dark nice body had glasses on and look to be 20 something. She looked to good to be true so after many passes the big head said it's to good to be true. the funny thing is she keep disappear for some reason so I took one more look and got out of town.

Enjoy but be careful

Horsetrader

07-08-06, 01:01

Started my mongering early on Friday by calling a DC escort. Making an appointment was easy enough, but she never answered her cell when I arrived at her incall. One hour and 4 gallons of gas wasted. Called a second DC escort and made an appointment. She took my cash but stopped services before completion and told me to get out or she would call her pimp. I was pissed, but what could I do? No more was going to happen. I got out. Another hour, 3 more gallons of gas, and 6 Jacks wasted. I'll PM names to interested seniors.

I gave up on escorts and opted for a DC AMP. No parking available in the area, even the expensive garages were full. Moved to a second AMP and mamasan said "you have to wait 5 minutes." I waited 15 minutes and then left. Went to a 3rd AMP and mamasan said "nobody available today." Another hour (or more) and 3 gallons of gas wasted. This has never happened to me before.

I start thinking the Baltimore street scene would be better so I headed to Curtis Bay. Nobody but Peppermint Patty was out, she pissed me off a couple of weeks ago so I won't try her again. Brooklyn had nothing. Nothing along Patapsco near SA. Did the entire Clix loop and side streets twice. Nothing. Kill some time at DD hoping that someone would come in, that didn't happen. My big head was telling me to give up, but the little head won again. Rerun the Clix loop and find a cute but CCL provider at Wilkens and Pulaski; we make positive eye contact but I still need to do a LE loop. By the time I return, she is talking through the window of a police cruiser. I bolt.

By this time I've burned about 15 gallons of gas, threw away 6 Jacks, and wasted about 5 or 6 hours. Needed to buy gas.

Decide to make one more pass through the Clix loop before going home a defeated monger. Just as I complete the Clix loop and am ready to head home, I find Patty of Millington fame. You may or may not like her looks, but she turns me on. I've wanted her for weeks but never caught her attention, this time I did. She was uneasy at first, but since I knew her name things got very comfortable very quickly. She never asked for money but was willing to do anything that I wanted. Her favorite phrase of the evening seemed to be "sure, we can do that." Had a great half-n-half car date, everything was perfect, she was perfect. Gave her 2.5 Jacks, which I think is half a jack more than standard. I've started a personal policy of never giving more than the standard rate if they ask for money. If they don't ask, I may give a little more.

On the way home I did the Clix loop, Patapsco/SA, and B/CB. By then (11:30), the whole town was jumping. Blondes, brunettes, big ones, little ones, BSW, WSW, anything you wanted. Lots of good candidates, but Patty had totally drained me.

It was a very expensive and very long day of mongering, I returned home 8 hours after leaving my job. But Patty made it worthwhile. I'll sleep well tonight.

Horsetrader

Larry 56

07-08-06, 04:35

7pm Washington @ Bayard It's not Amber, it's Ashley and I missed her twice today. Anyone got a report?

Met the previously reported Shelly. Mid-30s, buttaface, very nice, both pipe and jockey. Good skills for a jack.

Saw Tessa just released from the LE palace. Good skills for a jack.

SWs getting a REAL Hard time from LE. Saw an older redhead w/ heavy makeup getting hassled. Same with duo @ Scary- short blond OLD who should have retired years ago and well as thin, young, long haired brunette.

Larry!

Daedelus

07-08-06, 11:17

Mid morning at around 8:00 am, I hooked up with a wsw named Empress. I picked her up off of Wilkens, not too far from Millington. Has anyone been with her? She's 24, has long black hair, a pretty curvy body. She has a really pretty face, except she has those pick marks that the girls have. We went to a parking lott off of Frederick, where she provided an excellent BBBJCIM. She lives off of Saratoga, which is around where I took her to cop. As we were driving to go to her spot, we passed a wsw with whom her husband apparently cheated on her. She was pissed. I did a search on the forums for her, and nothing came up. Does anyone know this girl? I forgot to get her digits. Maybe someone could pass them to me. She was a really sweet girl.

Also, do people pick up pregnant sws? I saw that redhead Brenda out on Wilkins by Monroe. She gave me a smile and a wave. I decided to pass since I picked her up around 4 weeks ago and she gave me the most pathetic BBBJ of all time. Then when we moved on to FS, she kept slowing me down; apparently I was too large for her. Horrible service. Avoid her at all cost. She is nice though.

Nat Zass

07-08-06, 13:03

Just an update... I spent Friday afternoon checking out thw w/w loop, then Curtis Bay, then Washington south of the Hess... Long story short: except for buying gas at $2.99, I was zero for 4 hours. The loop was not dead, but to many LE in cruisers to feel safe. One lady at Washington near Carey actually waived me off, which was good, because I didn't notice the cruiser about 6 cars behind me. (If I see her in the future, I'll tip her.

Curtis Bay was dead; South of Hess was dead. Better luck to the rest of you.

Nat

Robux

07-08-06, 15:53

Daedelus,

Great intel, but you forgot to mention the make and model of your car, your tag number and your social security number.

For your own safety, you ought to be less specific in your posts regarding places and times.

Do you see my point?

Nat,

Where the hell have you been for the last few years? Welcome back!

Robux

Bad Bad Boy

07-08-06, 20:23

As I drove the W/W loop this afternoon, I was determined to redeem myself after last Thursday's disastrous time .

There were about 5 or 6 girls out and several police cars and vans. Half of the girls I saw were geeking and tweaking, in fact one was pulling on her hair in the middle of Ramsey. I had to circle around to avoid hitting her.

While I will nearly consider anything with a pulse these days, nothing really appealed to me. The best of the litter was a short pregnant blonde (about 7 months) who was walking down Ramsey to S. Carey looking for a date. It looked like another uneventful day in the making.

Then I remembered what the old Tibetan monk told me when I was trying to get my mojo back. He shared an almost forgotten "advanced" mongering technique that he guaranteed would work. That's when my luck changed.

It's a three step technique. First, you lower all car windows. Second, you place the Kinks "WILD THING" CD in your car player and turn it on full blast. Third, you lean out the driver's side window and yell as loud as you can..... HERE KITTY, KITTY.... and the girls will come running. lol

It worked! Who should I see at the intersection of Millington and Ashton, but Alicia. She is 19 y/o, has shoulder-length red hair, about 5' 2", 105 lbs., and reasonably attractive.

Alicia jumped in the car and off we drove. When she took off her sunglasses, I saw the large bruise on her left cheek and badly swollen jaw. She apparently had gotten in a fight with her boyfriend and he used her as a punching bag. She really looked bad and in pain. Alicia hardly spoke a word, but still managed to show me a good time.

BBB

Benchseats Rock

07-08-06, 21:20

Daedelus,

Robux is a being nice (sick?) and won't tell you to RTFF, and because he didn't neither will I, but allow me to quote him and show you what he means.

****,

* *** *****, *** *** ** ***. *** * *****. * ** *****.

*****

In other news, I am on my way back to Baltimore this evening. Lock up your women, I've got a new camcorder I need to break in.

Vedi, Vici, Veni
Benchseats Rock

Alan Duval

07-09-06, 01:06

I've now met two different "Heathers" in Brooklyn. I like them both.

Today I met a young, trip, redheaded Heather. She was neat and clean, nicely dressed, which made me doubt she was a provider. I was both surprised and delighted when she hopped into the car.

Heather was a VERY pleasant... willing to please... let me kiss her... even said I was very sexy. Now we all know that is a lie, but even bald faced lies can please a man.

Absolutely wonderful, slow, and thorough bj. She was in no hurry, and let me set the pace.

After mish, I was spent. She gently stroked me and asked if I was ok. I laughed and told her guys my age have to catch their breath. I'm not used to such manners in a girl half my age. After a couple of wackos I'd experienced I thought I'd give up this stuff once and for all. Now Heather's got me all excited about the hobby again.

Alan Duval

07-09-06, 01:09

I can't make sense of the UK reports in the International Guide, probably because I don't know the UK.

I'll be passing through Gatwick soon... with a 7 hour layover. Not enough time to tour England, but enough time to sample some local pastries and hopefully some local tarts.

Does anybody have some suggestions on how to avoid waisting my time?

Please do PM me if you have any directions.

Thanks.

Bill Buxton

07-09-06, 08:24

We should try that out up here.BBB I wish IT was that easy.Most music stores would be on backorder here I am sure of that.

B.B...

Bad Bad Boy

07-09-06, 09:31

It sure worked for me, Bill:o) You just have to follow the monk's instructions very closely with no improvising.

To the monger who PM'd me about why the "advanced" technique failed when he tried it. The answer is simple. The error you made was substituting Donna Summer's "SHE WORKS HARD FOR HER MONEY" CD for the Kink's WILD THING CD. Try it with the right CD and see what happens. lol

Now back to your regular programming.

Good luck, BBB

Baltimonger

07-09-06, 21:56

Sir, there is not that much wrong with your post. The copping locale is bad info. The fact you took her to cop is a bad example to our younglings. A parking lot on Frederick? Not that big a deal. Frederick is a pretty big road. A WSW living off Saratoga? Not Likely. You were out at 8am, not that anyone, LE or SW, could care.

These SW's aren't legit business-people. They want your money to get high. The fact that you wrote about them might miff them a little bit, but the first amendment shall always prevail.

-The great dissenter

Green Shadow

07-09-06, 22:37

After a two week lull after my SO was in town I decided to the the loops Saturday late AM. Drove around WW loop numerous times and saw nothing of interest except Ashley on Wash across from the Bus stop. Picked her up but she was in a hurry and did not want to go out of town to my Palace. Dropped her back off on Washington. Sorry she was in a hurry because she looked very fine. LE also was not around.

Decided to try BCB and found quite a few out, but most had faces that looked like they were hit by a shotgun. Turned me off.

Left the area, did some shopping and had dinner.

About 8 PM back to the loop. First pass found Alicia at Millington. Alicia was described well by Bad Boy in earlier post. I have been with her numerous times in the past. She appears to be heading down hill but still showed her natural beauty. Went to my Palace but had to stop and feed her on the way. She said she had nothing to eat all day. Bad Boy, feed her next time. She will be greatful. Her BBBJ and FS performance as usual was top notch.

After dropping Alicia off, made a few more passes of the WW loop. On Ramsey near Carey found Cindy, a 25 yo petite dancer from the JB. She took the evening off and joined me at my Palace. (I said it has been two weeks) She claims no drugs and from her body and attitude I believe her. Body was perfect, no marks, nice A cups with super nips and shaved kitty. She turmed out to be a real GFE. Definately would do again.

Great thing about both Alicia and Cindy. Worked out fee in car on way, performed the deed and was back in the car and no mention of payment by either. Definately both desreved and got good tip over and above the fee from me.

By the way, I did not have to play "Wild Thing" for either one. I guess Bad Boy stired things up enough earlier in the day.

Be safe,

GS

Loopy De Loop

07-10-06, 07:03

Sunday afternoon on Pulasky Hwy:

Hat off to the 2 lucky mongers on motorbikes with 2 civs acting like pros:

2 BBW wearing white "shorts" that were thinking and acting like they were "thongs".

The SO "offended" by the "view".

Priceless.

Ryou Acop

07-10-06, 13:24

.....She lives off of Saratoga, which is around where I took her to cop.....

Taking SWs to cop is a BAD idea. First, you can be sure of an arrest if you get stopped by LE with a known SW and her "medication." Second, SWs are professinal cons so she'll figure out you're a nice guy/naive and a potential "sucker." Heather was the only SW I took to cop and she suckered me right in by tempting me to try the pipe...what a mistake that was!

I found out through her friend that Heather and other SWs got a lot of mongers hooked on pipe. Once they figures out that you're "cool" with their habit they'll tell you sex is great with the pipe. After trying the pipe you want more and more so you cop with them more and more and putting yourself more in danger. Once they get you hooked they're in for a free ride with your dough. Also, their "pharmacies" usually have "buy 5/10 and get one free" sale so they'll take advantage of it by getting more mongers hooked and cop for us and keeping the freebies.

Anyway, it's embarrassing to admit my stupidity but I just wanted to warn you fellow mongers so SWs don't con us. Us mongers gotta watch out for each other, right? :) Thank god I'm over the pipe and now looking back I can't believe what kind of danger I put myself into by taking a SW to cop. I think I know most of "pharmacies" in B/CB/WW/downtown. Maybe I should quit my job and work as a narc :)

JUST SAY NO! :)
RA

Eazy to Please

07-10-06, 15:12

Greetings Baltimore mongers, I'm up from FLA staying at a Inner Harbor hotel til Saturday. I was hoping to sample some local action, SW if nearby, or any suggestions or help you can give would be greatly appreciated.

EZ

Bad Bad Boy

07-10-06, 15:20

Welcome to our new members Green Shadow, Daedelus, and the others to our Baltimore board. We will be looking forward to reading your posts and contributions.

Green Shadow, I am glad you had a good time with Alicia and I was able to serve as a warm up act for you:o) lol She is a nice girl on a downward spiral unless she is able to turn her young life around. I have had both excellent and bad times with her and it all depends on where she's at on the drug cycle. Alicia was pretty beat-up when I was with her a few days ago.

I am usually reluctant to take these girls out to eat, not because of the added expense, but because of their bizarre behavior while on drugs. I have had some bad experiences along these lines where they have acted out in front of LE who were on coffee breaks in restaurants and the like.

However, I will occasionally take them to one of the fast food places and order from their drive through. You might also want to consider taking them to one of the several sandwich places off of Wilkens and nearby streets. They are use to seeing these girls and their odd behavior won't bother anyone.

Daedelus, I also want to concur with the advice you have already been given about NOT taking any of these girls to cop. If you do, you are setting yourself up for a big tumble. LE know where many of these places are and are surveiling them. Just don't get yourself caught up in it.

Another word of advice to you members who are married or have SO's. Always double check the interior of your car for any items that these girls may have left behind. I have found articles of clothing, sunglasses, drug pipes, pot, rings, and the like.

I about flipped out when I forgot one time. While cleaning my car I found a crack pipe packed and ready to go. I would have been in a world of trouble if I was routinely stopped and the officer found it.

You just need to be observant and cautious.

Anyway, welcome aboard.

BBB

Bill Buxton

07-10-06, 16:03

Always get you you came out for before you take a gal anywhere.Never go where she wants first that's a possible big jackpot for you.She might get some cash first and never return or get some dope and then jam you up if you get pulled over.

Common sense and gut feelings are all credible factors when out and about.If it does not look or feel right PASS.There will always be another along to take her place.

You got some good long time players on your board down there.Use the PM mode for questions if you like,it might just save you some big problems in the future.Please remember, "the only foolish question is the one you never asked".

PLAY SAFE,THINK SMART.

B.B...

Horsetrader

07-10-06, 19:00

Taking SWs to cop is a BAD idea. RA In my early years of mongering I got to know a few blockettes quite well and a little bit of false trust was developed. I'm sure there were a few times that they got in my car with their medications, that thought scares me now. I'm much more careful in my old age.

I've always assumed that when I drop off a SW she is going to cop within about 1 minute. The important thing is to not let her back in your car after they have had a chance to cop. And, it is very important to search your own car once she is gone, you don't want anything left behind for anyone to find. IMHO.

Horsetrader

Ryou Acop

07-10-06, 20:02

Daedelus, I also want to concur with the advice you have already been given about NOT taking any of these girls to cop. If you do, you are setting yourself up for a big tumble. LE know where many of these places are and are surveiling them. Just don't get yourself caught up in it.

Good point. If you ever take SWs to cop, you'll sit and wait in your car for awhile and the neighbors and/or LEs will noticed that over a time. A sugardaddy of Heather's SW friend told me he sat in his car for more than a freaking hour waiting for her to get her fix because when the "pharmacist" says he's coming over in 10 min it means 30 min or more.

And to all the newbies out there...If a SW asks you to make a quick detour somewhere while driving to/from your/her spot, JUST SAY NO because she's trying to get her fix. They'll come up with all kinds of BS such as "I gotta tell my grandma I'm not staying over tonight" etc.

Just be careful out there especially with the SW's "medication" because LEs takes the shit a lot more seriously than our mongering habit.

Keep on mongering in the free world BUT VERY CAREFULY, :)
RA

Kulli

07-11-06, 07:54

I picked up Penny on Frederick Road. She is in her 30s, African American, slim, beautiful face and small tits. We had been together years ago and then she, a pipe smoker in those days, disappeared from my screen. She says she no longer does ready which may or may not be true.

Our previous occassions had been limited to BJs, but now we did the main course in cowgirl style. In a world where too many SWs deliver much less than they promise, Penny gave not only a superior BJ but also an outstanding covered ride.

Cgeorgri

07-11-06, 17:38

Picked up one of my old favorites. Reeka, she has had her phone disconnected but I just happened to see her while I was cruising around.

She is a beautiful thick BSW. With painted nails and all kinds of fake jewlry. Kinda funny. And she has one heck of a stud in her tounge and. Boy does she use it well.

3 jacksons gets me a great DT. With my option of staying in. Or giving her some nice lotion on the face. This time I went for the lotion. Loved it. She will even lick some of it off her face if it starts to drip down off her chin. She is great.

Thats all just wanted to share that and mention I also spent 4 freakin hours driving all around W/W and Pigtown. Man those girls are getting uglier by the minute.

Bad Bad Boy

07-11-06, 18:01

Things happened a lot faster than I planned this afternoon while cruising the W/W loop even before I had a chance to play my WILD THING CD (lmao), in spite of moderately heavy LE presence. There were about 6-8 girls out in the 91 degree heat.

As I was driving down Wilkens, a burgundy colored SUV (unmarked ULE) turned on it's flashing lights and took off down Monroe. It startled me as I was looking at this cute stoop sitter in a brown flowered dress. I passed.

I also saw the pregnant blonde on Monroe who was looking for date and the little blonde (about 4'10") who always wears a hat. I think she's the one called Lulu.

I kept driving down Wilkens, turned at Catherine and proceeded down Ashton when I hooked up with the blonde Rachael who has been reported on here extensively.

For those who need a memory jog or who are just brain dead, Rachael is 29 y/o, 5'8", 120 lbs., 38C, large tattoo on back on right hand, and wears her platinum blonde hair combed up. She was wearing blue jeans and a brown flowered blouse.

In spite of constantly nodding off, she was pleasant and showed me a good time. If you are looking for a playmate, she loves to hit the bars in Fells Point and Washington Blvd., play pool and dance. Speaking of dancing, she use to dance at the Mouse Trap.

Old Monger, you might be interested to know that "our" Donna and Rachael are nieces and were living together in a townhouse off of Wilkens. Donna has apparently since moved out. I was not able to find out where, but when I do I will PM you. Small world, huh?

Rachael did clarify something for me. That cute blonde, with the sun tattoo surrounding her belly button and scroll design tattoo on her back, is not a decoy but is probably Lisa. She was standing at the intersection of Frederick and Brunswick. Rachael did mention that LE was conducting a sting in the same area 3 or 4 days ago so be careful.

Rachael wanted to give me her digits or take mine but I don't feel comfortable in giving them out. A few days ago, Alicia wanted to make a call from my cell phone but did let her either. I don't know how you all feel about it, but with caller ID it wouldn't be too hard to trace it back. When I was seeing Jenn, I use to call her from a pay phone rather than use my cell. Better safe than sorry.

BBB

Aacountyman

07-11-06, 18:23

Drove through there this afternoon. There was a big extended accident which had Patapsco closed from about 6th to well past 10th. One truck was demolished in front of the courthouse.

Drove down Fairhaven and there were a lot of girls out. Saw Kayla who I mentioned in an earlier post but she was gone by the time I got back.

There is an annoying redhead (curly) in the Fairhaven/Pennington area who yells and gestures at mongers who pass her by (namely me).

Had to go home, so I moved on out.

Baltimonger

07-11-06, 19:29

Use a prepaid cell for the girls; not traceable. If they start calling too much and bugging you, throw it away & get another, or give it to a SW fave as a means to get hold of her. If they want to use your phone, have them hit *67 before the number, it blocks your outgoing caller ID. Hide your cell out there too. I've had a few stolen over the years.

Horsetrader,
Does your Peppermint Patty hang with a dark haired girl with glasses named Marcy who calls her "sir"?

Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Bill Buxton

07-11-06, 21:01

I had a PM from a guy today saying that he has a gal calling all hours of the day and night now.Some do, and some don't, never give out a number you don't want them to have.

BM, where you been son?

PLAY SAFE STAY SHARP;

B.B...

Larry 56

07-11-06, 22:20

The pipe is NOT like pot. You will get addicted after one hit. PLEASE DON'T TRY IT! It nearly ruined my life. Please listen to me! You want to have sex after one hit but for women no such luck. You keep smoking to get that initial high which you never can reach.

K.J. is right. Use a throw away Cell Phone for contact. Most will never call but you can always hope.

Finally got Ashley (not Amber). She is a winner. No digits and a BF who is a pest. Blond- the curtains match the rug. CCL with barely A cups. Very sweet and great skills. Bayard @ Washington @ the Clix. On the pipe. Actually can hold a conversation with you. There are a number of idiot men around her. Best SW I've been with in 2 years. She won't last long.

Larry!

Just for Kix

07-11-06, 22:33

Hello All-

Didn't someone write something a while back about a monger ejection seat? I'm staring to see the logic.

Monday was bad night for me. I got to Washington and saw Sarah who I posted about last. Could've picked her up, should've picked her up... but I was just on the scene and wanted to scout around first. You never know when you'll see something new.

Anyhow, things dried up pretty fast and I was in the monger desert. I finally see a fairly tall blonde near Wilkens and Eagle. I pull over, she hops in and I realize she's just not what I wanted. On another night, maybe, but I was still thinking of trying to find Sarah again, or maybe Laura (who never lets me down). The blonde's name was Carrie, she was certainly not terrible looking. I have no idea if she was of "cash and..." fame. I tried the "I mistook you for someone else" line, even named a few other blondes, but she wasn't buying. Got very upset, started to pout, refused to get out of the car, etc. She first wanted a half jackson to get out, then a quarter, then some singles. I didn't have the extra and didn't feel like visiting the ATM, so I refused. Maybe I should have just taken the easy route, but I held my ground. This went on for several minutes, I tried to be as polite as I could. Finally she relents and exits my vehicle with flurry of explitives. She nearly blew my car apart when she "closed" my door. No damage done though.

Cruised a little more after that and went home empty. Happens to the best of us. Lesson learned. Try to be sure before letting them in the car, or be prepared for some drama. Maybe I should have floated her a few dollars, but I didn't particulary feel like it at the time.

Sandiegoman

07-11-06, 22:49

I went for a cruise to W/W and found Melissa right when i pulled up to Wilkens/Monroe. We went off to my spot and i got a sub-par BBBJ for the normal tuition. She did offer to provide the services of her sister at a later date if i would like. Said she is 19 years old and not a user, just does it for shopping money (yeah right). Anyways, next time i see her out i think i might take her up on the offer.

Also had a chance to go to Brooklyn and spotted a decent looking WSW, about 140 lbs, brown hair and a great attitude (Zoe). We went to her spot and i got an unrushed BBBJ for the normal tuition, will definitly repeat with her (she gave me her cell #).

All in all, not a bad day.

Baltimore Man

Bad Bad Boy

07-12-06, 06:15

Kix, the blonde Carey, Cary, or Carrie (sp. ??) may be the girl some of us call the "Pink Flamingo" who always dresses from the skin-out in pink outfits. I never did get the correct spelling of her name.

If she is the same Carey, she and Angela use to be roommates before their falling out and lived together on Furrow. I haven't seen or talked with her in over a year, but I remember her being around 5'7", 115 lbs., platinum blonde who wore her hair combed up, 36B, and always on the hustle.

She is definitely a character as most of them are and NOT SHY. Carey would flag me down as I drove by to hit me up for money to buy drinks and food. It got so bad that I avoided her stroll along Eagle so as not to get hustled.

I was seeing Angela at the time. While I was waiting for Angela to return from doing her laundry one day while they were living on Furrow, Carey walked out of the shower right in front of me without covering up and proceeded to get dressed in her pink panties, pink bra, pink shirt and pink shorts while talking with me. All the time smiling. The big tease. She loved the reaction she got from me watching her.

Another time, I went over to their place. Angela was gone and Carey was there so we talked for a few minutes. She opened her blouse and started rubbing her tits mentioning how horny she felt. Then she reached inside my shorts and wanted to play. It was a game with her as she is very aggressive. Carey wasn't at all worried about Angela walking in on us. I was. Angela and I had a good thing going and I didn't want to blow it.

Other than being very aggressive and always on the hustle to make a buck, Carey was always pleasant and we got along. She never did anything destructive or threatening to me. I just got tired of always being hit up for a few dollars here, a few dollars there.

I have lost track of her and wonder where she is living these days and how things are going with her.

BBB

Camden

07-12-06, 08:01

Geesh

07-12-06, 08:53

No need to worry about picking up Cash n carrie (aka Angie) for a while.
She got an all expense paid 3 year vacation compliments of the city.
Apparently she was taking some older mongers to her spot where her boyfriend was waiting and they would beat the monger and rob him. (info I got from her cousin)

Benchseats Rock

07-12-06, 09:19

For those who need a memory jog or who are just brain dead, Rachael is 29 y/o, 5'8", 120 lbs., 38C, large tattoo on back on right hand, and wears her platinum blonde hair combed up. She was wearing blue jeans and a brown flowered blouse. BBB

So she's back to being a blonde again?
I wonder if that means her basement still smells like piss too?

Just for Kix

07-12-06, 10:31

Kix, the blonde Carey, Cary, or Carrie (sp. ??) may be the girl some of us call the "Pink Flamingo" Now that some of you mention it, she was wearing pink. Must be her. Went out again last night. No luck again. Passed up on some that I wish I could have back. Maybe I'm getting to picky.

Bad Bad Boy

07-12-06, 10:56

Bench, I have had the misfortune of visiting some of the shit holes these girls live in. Not one was clean, furnished adequately, or smelled good. As soon as I left, I couldn't wait to get home to take a shower and throw my clothes in the laundry. How anyone can live like that is way beyond me. Yes, Rachael is now a platinum blonde and looks pretty good too.

Camden, thanks for the update on the "Pink Flamingo". I haven't seen her in a long while and thought she was probably a guest of the city. Glad to hear that she is out and about and appears to be doing well. Carey is a good looking girl with a nice figure. Sorry to hear she took your cell phone.

Baltimonger, thanks for the cell phone information. These girls love cell phones. Angela loved playing with my cell phone and would take a bunch of pictures of herself which I saved a couple. I have had several girls request to use my cell phone but never let them. Between the cell phone and spinning the radio dial, they would drive me crazy. I now keep my cell in my car console and out of sight, along with anything else valuable.

I haven't seen the blonde stoop sitter in a couple of weeks who perches around the Wilkens traffic circle. Hope she is okay. For some weird reason, I equate her to that of a blue heron. We would use a heron (confidence bird)decoy with our spread when hunting ducks and geese on the Eastern Shore:o). She made me feel safe. It was like she served as the official Wilkens "gate keeper" keeping an eye on everything happening.

BBB

Ryou Acop

07-12-06, 12:46

The pipe is NOT like pot. You will get addicted after one hit. PLEASE DON'T TRY IT! It nearly ruined my life. Please listen to m
Yeah, listen to Larry and me. JUST SAY NO especially when SWs tell you sex is great with the pipe. It's not physically addictive like heroin but it's EXTREMELY addictive mentally. You don't wanna keep on "chasing the dragon" and blow your money and life away.

For those who need a memory jog or who are just brain dead, Rachael is 29 y/o, 5'8", 120 lbs., 38C, large tattoo on back on right hand, and wears her platinum blonde hair combed up. She was wearing blue jeans and a brown flowered blouse.
She is a fine looking girl. Too bad she's a lousy lay and always asks you to pay her like she still works at the Mouse Trap. Doesn't she know she works on the street now? :)

Kix, the blonde Carey, Cary, or Carrie (sp. ??) may be the girl some of us call the "Pink Flamingo" who always dresses from the skin-out in pink outfits. I never did get the correct spelling of her name.

If she is the same Carey, she and Angela use to be roommates before their falling out and lived together on Furrow. I haven't seen or talked with her in over a year, but I remember her being around 5'7", 115 lbs., platinum blonde who wore her hair combed up, 36B, and always on the hustle.
Damn, I missed the "Pink Flamingo" and wondering where she's been. She's one of the best hustlers out there but she provides a great DTBJWCIM and it's entertaining listening to her BS :)

Keep on mongering in the free world,
RA

Trashpicker

07-12-06, 13:20

Monday around noon-ish along Dundalk Ave. I ran into Michell. She was abit chubby, said she just lost a baby, so probably still lactating. (nice large breasts)

Things started pleasant then went down hill quickly. Being that it was noonish and being I no longer have an inpenatrable fortess of a monger mobile we decided on a no-tell. She said she was homeless so I told her I'd pay for the night and she could keep the room, but it would have to be in her name. She said OK. ..... now here it comes. "can we make a stop really quick" and my immediate responce was no way! she got all pouty and gives me the saddest sob story in the world. (don't they all)

I say I don't want drugs in my car.

By the end of her very dramatic tale, I've had it, so I pull out a 20 and tell to I've changed my mind and to have a nice day. she asks if I can give her a ride to her pharmacy at least. We ride for about 20 min (mistake I know) then she sees a pharmacist and insist on making me "promise" not to leave and give her a ride back.

I say I don't want drugs in my car

Well you just know I waited ... NOT ... as soon as she closed the door and was clear of the car VROOOM c'ya! Then I look down and her shoes and a bag are on the floor. I was a nice guy and left them by the next stop sign for her though.

I told her no drugs in my car

So if anyone sees michell I hope you have better luck. I'm not saying aviod just be on your game. damn I really need that ejection seat.

be safe all
Trashpicker

Holdmetoo

07-12-06, 18:18

I've had my Mongermobile towed 4 times in the last year: Howard Co. once ($125), Balt. city once ($175), and Balt. county twice ($225 + $325). $850 total damage. Threatened to be towed an additional 3 times: Howard Co., Balt. city, Balt Co.

I've been busy!You've hit on something that has worried me. In these cases, are the police towing you just for cruising and suspicion of mongering? I recall reading somewhere that they were using that tactic to harass mongers, but the source didn't spell out the details.

Aacountyman

07-12-06, 20:00

I hit the road late this afternoon and went to CB/Brooklyn Park first. Quite a few of the regulars out but there were too many civilians and LE in the area.

Saw a great argument on the corner of Fairhaven and Patapsco between a women with no teeth, an old geezer, and a nasty looking hag. The toothless women lost and had to hit the road.

Wilkens/Millington area was deserted.

Went to Washington, and a lot of girls were out. I picked up Dawn near the park on Washington. She is white, thin, around 5'4", about 110 pounds, black hair, blue eyes, aged 41. She said she was from Dundalk, on heroine, and "just started doing this". She was not high, extremely calm, and easy to talk to.

I took her out of town and received an excellent oral exam. .25 total and she was very nice. When I dropped her off, she ran to her "boyfriend".

Chico

07-12-06, 21:17

It may be a little late but I have two reports. One from Mon & one from Tue.

Monday, I was driving north on York Rd, just past 43rd Street and spotted a very clean WSW. Almost too good to be true. I thought she was ULE. The only white girls in that part of town are from Loyola, and school's not in session. The big head said keep driving but the little head made me pull over. I made a u-turn just to make sure I wasn't dreaming. She gave me the look so I stopped. She gets in, says her name is Ashley and she's 22. New in town, from Texas, comes from a wealthy family but always had a thing for the hood. Very comfortable around blacks and the whold ghetto environment. I like the fact that she doesn't try to "act black" like those girls on the Jerry Springer show. Nice bubbly personality, hair still wet from the shower. Cute face, nice shaved kitty, kinda chubby, but very easy to talk to, open minded, not a clock watcher. We drove to Towson Univ campus and found a spot on the astroturf soccer field. WOW! It was an all-out buffet. Everything(except greek) was on the menu for one low admission price of $30. Never once complained. Definitely a repeat!

Tuesday, on 25th Street it was Deja Vu. I spot this very clean WSW. She sticks out like a sore thumb. Again, I'm nervous and aprehensive. But horny as hell, so I finally take the chance after several passes. She gave me the look and the wave but I still thought it might be a setup. I stop, she gets in, says her name is Karen, only 24. Originally from Delaware, seems like she comes from a good family. Great personality, conversation, sense of humor and definitely not a clock watcher. She moved to New York where she worked for big money. Well, her pimp got most of it. I'm orginally from NY and she named too many places and streets to be making it up. You don't get to know that many places from just visiting a few times. She has worked strip clubs, escort services, had a website and even worked the streets on Queens Blvd. She told me, "I know it may seem strange but, I actually like working the streets the best". No bullshit, she really said that. Something about the realness of the people and the atmosphere. She said the clubs and the internet seem kinda fake, like a wanna be reality show. Not sure how she ended up in Baltimore but I think she's here to stay. So enjoy her while you can. We drove around for a good 30 minutes, just talking, before she even asked me if we were going to park somewhere. We found a spot, she gave a great CBJ, but I couldn't get into it, so she finished with a HJ. Definitely a repeat.

I apologize for the lenghty reports. If you see these girls, they are well worth the no-tell.

Chico

Baltimonger

07-12-06, 21:21

You've hit on something that has worried me. In these cases, are the police towing you just for cruising and suspicion of mongering? I recall reading somewhere that they were using that tactic to harass mongers, but the source didn't spell out the details.
Actually, I wasn't driving it at the time. At least not the times it was actually towed. It was non-mongering issues. I'd say drugs, but there were no drugs on any of the occasions.

I have been ticketed for a passenger not wearing a seat belt, and cited for burned out tag lights and a broken mirror though. He thought I just picked up a SW, which wasn't true. If he had searched the car, he would have found her ID and numerous other papers with her name on them in the back of the car. I wanted to challenge it in the courts, but they wouldn't let me.

If you solicit an undercover, you can bet your vehicle is going to Pulaski Hwy. I've never been arrested for soliciting/picking up SW's, but I've been close a couple of times. Going to their spot is a rather bad idea. I nearly pissed on myself the first time I had a LEO roll up on me at night with his headlights off and his teardrop spotlight blinding me. He was nice and let us go. He actually let me drive her back.

Adobe

07-12-06, 23:45

Hello, in two weeks I'm taking my second trip to Baltimore. Last one was in '99. Based on what I've been reading, it seems that quality and quantity have gone up. But even though I've researched the posts, I don't see a consistent loop that's recommended. A loop that I could travel for an hour or so until I saw a WSW rated a 6 or higher.

Or would you guys recommend a bar or bars?

Any help on times and streets, much appreciated. You can public post or PM me. I'll trade info on other cities, incl. Wash., L.A., San Fran., Tucson, and Bridgeport.

Adobe

Horsetrader

07-12-06, 23:45

Many SWs were out on the Clix loop tonight, especially on the side streets near Wilkens between Millington and Monroe. Too many to count. I was about to pick up a brunette but a car accident happened very near her. In about one minute there were dozens of new people on the streets looking to see whatever they could see. There were too many civilians to spot the SWs.

Moved to Pigtown and found some serious floodlights burning at S. Carey and James. I don't know what was happening, perhaps a crime scene investigation. Both SWs and LE were all over Pigtown.

Too much bad karma on the streets tonight, I headed home.

Horsetrader

Bill Buxton

07-13-06, 06:23

Actually, I wasn't driving it at the time. At least not the times it was actually towed. It was non-mongering issues. I'd say drugs, but there were no drugs on any of the occasions.

I have been ticketed for a passenger not wearing a seat belt, and cited for burned out tag lights and a broken mirror though. He thought I just picked up a SW, which wasn't true. If he had searched the car, he would have found her ID and numerous other papers with her name on them in the back of the car. I wanted to challenge it in the courts, but they wouldn't let me.

If you solicit an undercover, you can bet your vehicle is going to Pulaski Hwy. I've never been arrested for soliciting/picking up SW's, but I've been close a couple of times. Going to their spot is a rather bad idea. I nearly pissed on myself the first time I had a LEO roll up on me at night with his headlights off and his teardrop spotlight blinding me. He was nice and let us go. He actually let me drive her back.

Sounds like you could be voted number one poster child for, "lets give this guy a ticket".Is it worth all the hustle you have had just for a piece of ass??Just a question,Court,towed vehicles,Traffic violations.

I am sure if they are like most cities they know who mongers and who don't.They will stop you for any and all of the above trying to give you a hint.They know what's going on and they play some shitty games.

Could be you have 9 lives.Also sounds like they are getting used up fast.

B.B...

southbeach

07-13-06, 06:51

Tuesday Pm

For you guys that want to feel like you're on a date:

Met Sandy off fairhaven nice lowcut purple tube top c cups smooth dark skin. I am not sure about nationality. Permed long hair just out of the shower. Close to a GFE. Don't plan to hit and run with this one. Talked about her favorite movies. Played with the radio, and had an affection for Budwiser. Went to a local no tell where she did impressions of the porn on the TV. Really made me laugh.Nice doggy, mish and finished with an intense BJ. I would reccomend. Definitely some meat on those bones. Clean, stacked and into it.

Good time was had by all

southbeach

Bad Bad Boy

07-13-06, 09:52

With my mojo back and confidence soaring after my narrow victory over the blonde Rachael in the watermelon seed spitting contest and the “Pink Flamingo” sightings, I thought it would be a good time to hit the loop again.

I cranked up the General Robert E. Lee and headed off for the loop. It was just another day with the usual regulars out peddling their wares. Nothing special to report.

I saw Angelina Jolie walking down Wilkens so I stopped, she hopped in, and we proceeded to negotiate. She wanted two Jefferson Davis (bills) and a BK Whopper to do the deed. I just laughed and said, you have to be kidding. I RTFF and know better. You must think I just fell off the turnip truck.

Angelina started crying ( I hate it when these girls do that). She said she wanted the money to buy another tattoo and wanted to give me her digits but I told her she was wasting my time and to get out of the car. I did give her a couple of bucks and drove on. I was looking for someone a little more sexier.

As I was driving down Ramsay, I looked in my rearview mirror and saw Britney Spears. She was running after me, waving her hands, yelling, and pulled up her tube top to flash her boobs at me. Doing what every good monger would do in this situation, I hit the gas, ran the redlight, and got away from her. I hate aggressive girls.

I approached the intersection of S. Carey and Washington Blvd. when I spotted Monica (Lewinski) selling her handbags on the corner. She has definitely porked out so I passed. She looked like Petunia Pig.

I drove up Washington Blvd. toward the Dunkin’ Donuts when I saw J-LO. She looked a mess like she hadn’t changed clothes in days so I rolled down my window and yelled at her to get a job. I know that wasn’t very mature, but my frustration was showing.

By this time, I had it. The pickings were slim and I knew I could do better so I called it a day and headed home. I think I will go DWARF BOWLING tonight to cure some of my frustrations. Anyone want to go along?

Wished it would have been a better day, but as we say, it’s a hit or miss thing.

BBB

BS: BTW, the blonde Rachael and the other girls want a rematch if anyone is interested:o). Lol

Bill Buxton

07-13-06, 11:06

Green Machine

07-13-06, 12:03

Hit the streets last night after a date fell through (meaning we didn't fuck). Cruised through Hampden around 11pm but nothing solid was out. A couple girls walking around but they seemed uninterested in whoring. One had a pink shirt and shorts and bare feet. Strange, but that's Hampden.

Irritated I wasn't finding any action, I took a swing down to PP. I'm cruising down Fayette towards PP, crossing Broadway when my SW-dar starts going off as I spot this white chick, nice tits, curly hair, jeans, platform shoes and tight top walking along Fayette. There's never white girls walking down this street. Hell, there's NO ONE usually walking down this street. Swing around the block and make it obvious that I'm trolling, pull over into a spot and up she comes.

Man, finding SWs off the strip is a great thing.

She gets in and we're off, says she's bringing asthma inhaler to her roommate. Kinda makes sense since she's off the beaten path and could I swing by her place at monument and post? Sure. Says she'll take five minutes. She's gone maybe two minutes and is back lickety split and wants to do a car date right there on the street in front of her house. No can do. She's cool with moving but wants to drop off the inhaler because her roommate is at a friends' house. Sure she is. She directs me a couple of blocks over and it's a fucking Third World country. What a fucking shit hole. Burned out homes, boarded up homes, kids playing in the street. It's all Black and I'm scared. Fuck that, you can get out here cause I'm not driving into The Wire.

Got rid of her but she was really quite pleasant and I would like to actually date her someother time and some other place.

Cruised through PP and Conkling. Not too much out on Conkling but a couple decent looking WSWs at the Park - good to see the gentrification hasn't completely eliminated the scene. Noticed a chubby, dark haired WSW in front of the church wearing a white top and jean shorts but she jumped into another monger's car before I got to her.

Couple blocks up the street, I notice this decent looking SW, swing around, she looks young from a distance but is still cute up close. Says she's Indian Philippino and we're off to the races. Find a spot and the BBBJ is wonderful with a swallow. I like that.

Good times.

Baltimonger

07-13-06, 17:55

Sounds like you could be voted number one poster child for, "lets give this guy a ticket".Is it worth all the hustle you have had just for a piece of ass??Just a question,Court,towed vehicles,Traffic violations.

I am sure if they are like most cities they know who mongers and who don't.They will stop you for any and all of the above trying to give you a hint.They know what's going on and they play some shitty games.

Could be you have 9 lives.Also sounds like they are getting used up fast.

B.B...
What court? What traffic violations? The seatbelt ticket was my first and only ticket I've gotten in my entire life. As I said:
Actually, I wasn't driving it at the time. At least not the times it was actually towed. It was non-mongering issues. I'd say drugs, but there were no drugs on any of the occasions.
I wish I could go more into detail with this. I would like to leave out the unnecessary details. A lot of what I do here is try to educate, even if my own mistakes are used as the lesson plan.

The pipe is NOT like pot. You will get addicted after one hit. PLEASE DON'T TRY IT! It nearly ruined my life. Please listen to me.Many anti-pot types try to make the claim that the 420 is the gateway to harder drugs. No, it's the gateway to bags of Cheetos and Chips Ahoy. Dysfunction is the gateway to harder drugs. I'm full of dysfunction; how I didn't pick up the pipe or pills is beyond me. I have gained some physical dependency to alcohol. It kills more people than all the drugs combined.

Bad Bad Boy,
Did you fall off your meds again?

Aacountyman

07-13-06, 18:35

Moved to Pigtown and found some serious floodlights burning at S. Carey and James. I don't know what was happening, perhaps a crime scene investigation. Both SWs and LE were all over Pigtown.

Too much bad karma on the streets tonight, I headed home.

Horsetrader

http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/9509595/detail.html

Holdmetoo

07-13-06, 18:53

I haven't had time to get online for a while, so I'll play catch-up today.

The Title of the post comes from four experiences. In each one, I had the urge and a few spare moments early in the day, around 8:30 to 9:00 AM. With little hope the first time (it was a Sunday morning), I headed for WW. As expected, things were pretty deserted, but I spotted a yong woman on Payson between Eagle and Willkens. Jennifer was an unexpected treasure. She appeared to be in her mid-to-late 20s and was well-groomed and nicely dressed in shorts and a chop-top. Clean, straight, dark-brown hair flowed down to the middle of her back. She did not appear to be on anything and had a lovely, slightly submissive personality. Since I was in a hurry, there was only time for a BBJTCCIM, which she did well, if not spectacularly.

I've looked for her every time since then, but have never seen her. If I ever see her again, we'll do a notel.

The next time, I spotted Marie near Ramsay and Strickler. She's been mentioned by someone else: a pretty black girl who was probably breathtaking before she started the downward spiral. Although she provided a mediocre BBJTC, she didn't catch, and she complained slightly about me not wanting more. It seems that her modus operandi is to get her money early in the day, then lay low. If I ever see her again, we'll do a notel.

The next time, after finding no Jennifer and no Marie, I saw one of the girls severely tweaking on Scarey street. Janet is blonde, about 5'5" and not quite CCL, yet. Since she was the only one I had seen...well, any port ina storm. A fair BBJTCCIM. I won't look hard for her, but I wouldn't turn down the opportunity.

The last time, things were looking rough. No Jennifer, no Marie, no Janet, no nothin'. About to give up and headed out of the area on Willkens, I spotted a CCL blonde and pulled over. (any port) Her name was Patty; she may be the one that others have mentioned, since she lives in a house on Willkens St. She was a very pleasant person to deal with and talk to, but drugs have ravaged her body. A decent BBBJTCCIM, and I was on my way.

The good news: Breakfast is available.

The bad news: It may not be what you want.

Holdmetoo

07-13-06, 19:08

As I read through the 6 or 7 weeks of posts that I needed to catch up on, I noticed some about Yolanda. I happened to meet her, so I'll chime in.

First, understand that I live quite a ways from the Clix and don't have the abundant free time that some of you seem to have. For me, it's zoom-in-score-zoom-out. As an added complication, I do all my hunting in the day time when there is little game afoot.

With that said, I was having a little problem with the "score" part of my plan. Finally, I saw a CCL WSW on Willkens near Pulaski. From a distance, she wasn't bad. Up close, Sandy was almost an invitation to celibacy...almost. After getting in the car, she asked if I liked to "double". I said "sure", and she called for Yolanda.

Yolanda has been described elsewhere, so I won't bother. Let me say that she and Sandy are well past their "sell by" dates. (any port in a storm) You've probably heard the old saying about "when life hands you lemons, make lemonade." That has always seemed to be good advice to me, so I decided to have them play out a little fantasy of mine.

After agreeing to pay each of them the going rate for head, Yolanda started things off. Others have commented on her skills--they didn't say nearly enough. In Yolanda's case, age has brought wisdom and experience. I just shut my eyes and let happiness happen. After a time Sandy took her turn. In some cases, age doesn't bring anything.

Now that I was warmed up, I had Yolanda lie on the floor and I knelt over her face. She applied her wonderfully experience tongue to my balls and perineal area. Sandy provided a routine blow job. The combination was exalting. I like being exalted. :)

A week or so later, I happened to pick up a young woman on Willkens named Bridgette. She appeared to be about 5'5" and a medium build, though she is developing a pot belly. Shoulder length, dark hair and not bad looking. I'm guessing...late 20s. Good oral action and FS with an oral catch. It turns out that Yolanda is her mother, so I may have to re-run my fantasy with a mother-daughter combination.

Larry 56

07-13-06, 19:17

[QUOTE=Baltimonger] As I said:
Many anti-pot types try to make the claim that the 420 is the gateway to harder drugs. No, it's the gateway to bags of Cheetos and Chips Ahoy. Dysfunction is the gateway to harder drugs. I'm full of dysfunction; how I didn't pick up the pipe or pills is beyond me. I have gained some physical dependency to alcohol. It kills more people than all the drugs combined.
QUOTE]

I never smoked 420. Alcohol is bad but you blow more $ with the pipe. I figured that "my little habit" cost me more than $30,000. You know it's bad when you start smoking alone. That's when I knew that I had a problem. It didn't help when my dealer would provide free delivery!

That alley on Scarey is a well known drug smoking/taking area. You will find a lot of SWs hanging out there. I never knew they called it Washington Village. I thought that it was called Carroll Park or Pigtown.

Larry!

Baltimonger

07-13-06, 19:32

I have rarely ever smoked weed. Only once in the last 7 years have I done it. That was at "The White Lair" a few months back. It's all the Big Cracka's hoes' fault. I was already shitfaced out of my mind and nearly parked my mongermobile inside LoveLos' mongermobile. I think the dent in his bumper actually raised the blue book value. I mean, who the hell drives an Opel Kadett?

Alan Duval

07-13-06, 23:10

The chat interface is one of the easiest and most elegant chat room interfaces on the net.

Now if only we could get the providers to use it so we could make dates!

Granted, the driving and hunting is fun, but who's got the time?

Benchseats Rock

07-14-06, 05:00

Thats really stupid that you make drinking and driving into a joke. Heidi tells me you are a loser, I believe it. She says you talk shit about mandy and thinks thats not cool.

Crawl back into your hole and please, don't come back. For one, I could care less of what Heidi thinks of anyone here, and as for being one of Mandy's defenders, You'd be hard pressed to find someone who gives up as much of their personal life for her as Baltimonger. Yuh,,,,

I am going back into seclusion for a fews more days, I'll be back soon enough.

Bench

Geesh

07-14-06, 09:03

Thats really stupid that you make drinking and driving into a joke. Heidi tells me you are a loser, I believe it. She says you talk shit about mandy and thinks thats not cool.
And who the f do you think you are? 4 post and you have the balls to come here and give out shit? Heidi's a drug addict prostitute and she calls someone a loser? I don't think so.
I am sure since Heidi thinks talking shit about Mandy is not cool Baltimonger will stop right away. Insexx after 4 post I am almost positive you have worn out your welcome.

Just for Kix

07-14-06, 09:23

Headed out on Thursday to get back in my monger groove after two unsucessful trips. I spent a lot of time on the W/W but there was not too much going on. Took a ride out Patapsco and there was a very nice looking blonde near the Salvation Army. Lot of mongers were making multiple U-turns and passes by here (I made one or two). I'm not crazy about this spot, its too out in the open, but this chick was hot. No one picked her up, so I waited until traffic died down and I pulled over. "Not interested" she said, and waived me on. Damn! Did anyone else see this girl or have any intel?

I then cruised Brooklyn/CB and was reminded of the genesis of the phase "CB Ugly", got outta dodge and off to Conkling. Saw Shiela as soon as I arrived on scene. I delayed for a moment to check things out, good thing as she was soon conversing with LE. LE eventually moved on and I moved in. Shiela looked great from a distance, dark skin, I thought maybe she was hispanic (I love those ladies). Turns out she was not, but she was passable (6 SW Scale) and seemed friendly. We went to her spot to park. I don't usually do this, but I haven't found many spots that I like in the PP/C area. Her spot looked safe enough to me, I could see who was/wasn't coming, etc... so I went with it. She performed a fine BBBJ for a jackson, I tipped her a lincoln and went home satisfied. I pick her up again if I'm up that way.

Ryou Acop

07-14-06, 12:07

After my weekly night of barhopping at Canton I headed out to C/PP to check out the scenery at 2am. Nothing on Baltimore St or near the park. Spotted a decent blonde on Conkling. Drove around and picked her up.

Her name is Jessica, about 5'6", short blonde hair, decent B's, on the pipe, bisexual, from Dumdalk but hangs out at friend's near Conkling to "party" and "work". But she had some mileage on her face so I guess she's in late 30's or in 40's but who the fuck knows with these girls. I was gonna kick her out but she was pleasant to talk to and usually the older SWs provide better BJs so decided for the service. Damn was I wrong!

She provide one of the worst BJs ever including civi girls! She can't DT and her BJ is not just little teeth, it's ALL teeth! I told her to finish me off with a HJ cause my little fella couldn't take the freaking pain. But she did a good job with the catch though.

Unless you're into S&M and getting your little head chewed up, I'd recommend you to avoid her at all cost. After this damn experience I think I'm gonna stick to civis for a long long time.

Keep on mongering in the free world,
RA

Robux

07-14-06, 12:50

Many anti-pot types try to make the claim that the 420 is the gateway to harder drugs. No, it's the gateway to bags of Cheetos and Chips Ahoy. Dysfunction is the gateway to harder drugs. I'm full of dysfunction; how I didn't pick up the pipe or pills is beyond me. I have gained some physical dependency to alcohol. It kills more people than all the drugs combined.

Little bro, what a wonderful bit of agitprop! Too f'ing funny! Please tell me you hand crafted that prose and it's not borrowed.

Bench,

Taking point suits you well. Mong on, dude.

Hold 'em,

I've been wanting to set up that mother/daughter session with Yolanda and Bridgett for over a year. It's almost better as a fantasy. Wonder what there is new and perverted, and not yet acheived, that I can set my sights on once that is accomplished. It's kinda like the holy grail. What's next, 3+ generational sessions? Oh, yeah!!!!

Yes, Yolanda has mad skills and a sweet tongue. OMFG!

R

Ryou Acop

07-14-06, 12:51

Thats really stupid that you make drinking and driving into a joke. Heidi tells me you are a loser, I believe it. She says you talk shit about mandy and thinks thats not cool.
I think you got that wrong. I think you're the freaking loser for believing SW's BS.

If everything SWs say are true:
(1) They don't do any drugs
(2) They don't work on the street or just started recently for bills/food
(3) They just came out to "work" for the night/day
(4) All other SW's have STDs except her
(5) All other SW's are cons except her
(6) They don't have any pimping boyfriends

Who's a loser now, dumbass? :)

Keep on mongering in the free world,
RA

Benchseats Rock

07-14-06, 13:09

Who remembers the scary, scary blonde who used to act out all wild and crazy in Hampden a few years ago? Anyhow, I thought I spied her earlier this morning walking away from the obvious pimp/dealer hanging out infront of the library. As if that was a cover for police questioning - the last time I used a cover story it worked, because at the very least it was in the realm of plausibility... maybe I'm being too harsh and not seeing the obvious fact that he was sitting there because he was tired of watching this scary, crazy hooker do laps up and down Falls Road and not get picked up. In any case she looks to be back, which means early morning entertainment is now free on the Hampden stroll.

In case you missed her the last time, feature acts include the stopping traffic to yell at cars who pass her by, projectile vomiting into the closest trash recepticle, shouting at the other sw competition that she owns this cornerr and they better move down the way, an on the corner live strip tease while she frantically looks for the hit that she lost somewhere in her clothes... these and all other street performances are free admission to all, sadly all ages are welcome as this hose beast has no qualms about performing at all hours of the day or night.

I don't remember her name, but I did pick her up once or twice before I discovered her apparent penchant for street theatre. Both times I got an acceptable BBBJ, once she jerked me off all over her tits and then rubbed Mr. fuckstick all over the once pretty blonde trimmed face of hers, the other she swallowed. It was long enough ago that I don't remember what I paid but I am a cheap bastard and back then was still a student and even more broke then I am now, so not out of the realm of possibility I may may have paid 10 or 15 max, I can't see myself paying a Jackson for this level tweaker, not even now.

Anyway, she is still a blonde, with shoulder length hair and walks with a hunch, at least when she is in a rush. She looks pretty strong for a sw, so its not the normal pseudo feminine physique you are looking for, I think she may have actual breastmeat, and looked damn near muscled from my drive by at 35 today.

Veni, Vedi, Vici
Vedi, Vici, Veni

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

07-14-06, 13:14

Crawl back into your hole and please, don't come back. For one, I could care less of what Heidi thinks of anyone here, and as for being one of Mandy's defenders, You'd be hard pressed to find someone who gives up as much of their personal life for her as Baltimonger. Yuh,,,,

I've never met K.J. but she's AFAIC dead wrong. Move on.

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

07-14-06, 14:42

I think you got that wrong. I think you're the freaking loser for believing SW's BS.

If everything SWs say are true:
(1) They don't do any drugs
(2) They don't work on the street or just started recently for bills/food
(3) They just came out to "work" for the night/day
(4) All other SW's have STDs except her
(5) All other SW's are cons except her
(6) They don't have any pimping boyfriends

Who's a loser now, dumbass? :)

Keep on mongering in the free world,
RA

Q: So that was pretty good for me. Did you enjoy yourself?

A: Yuh...

Q: Excellent! So how do I get in touch with you again?

A: I don't do this much, but let me hold your phone and I'll put in my number.
Can I call my mom real quick? How 'bout a tip? Can I change the radio station? Can you drop me off on Saratoga? Can we pick up that girl right there? She's a friend of mine and I need to talk to her...

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

07-14-06, 14:50

Q: So that was pretty good for me. Did you enjoy yourself?

A: Yuh...

Q: Excellent! So how do I get in touch with you again?

A: Can I change the radio station?
Benchseats Rock

I hate the radio thing. Wimmin say that men keep messing with the TV remote! What about the stinkin' radio thing? They get the Larry! ejection seat treatment if they TOUCH the radio.

Anyone see my buddy lond CCL Ashley @ Bayard and Wash.??

Larry!

Looking Around

07-14-06, 17:30

Bad Bad Boy

07-14-06, 18:13

It was a quiet day on the W/W loop this afternoon. There were few girls out and about and light LE presence.

I did see the blonde Rachael again on Ashton. She looked pretty good. There were some others out as well.

I ran into Lindsey waiting for her ride at the intersection of Ramsay and Pulaski to show which he never did. Since Ingleside (Exit 15 off 695) was on my way home, I took pity on her and gave her a ride.

Lindsey is 23 y/o, brunette with hair combed back into a ponytail, 5'5" tall, 110 lbs., 34B, reasonably nice looking, quite talkative and personable. She was wearing pink PJ bottoms with little teddy bear designs and a gray knit top. She has a large tattoo on her back with her former husband's, Shawn, name.

When Lindsey got into the car I was really taken back by all the scabs and open sores she had from head to toe. It made you sick. It was the worst case I have ever seen. She is a very heavy drug user and had tracks all over her arms. I can't recommend.

Lindsey told me the blacks (Crips, Bloods and drug dealers) have taken over the entire Wilkens area and the violence has escalated to an all time high. It has gotten so bad that she moved out a short while back. There are constant shootings over drug territory. You really don't want to be caught there after dark.

She also mentioned that a girl (Jessica, 22 y/o) was beaten to death and left for dead on some steps on Pulaski last week. No wonder the LE presence has been heavy. That was the first I heard about it.

When we reach Ingleside, I let Lindsey out and as she was running across the street with her arms full, the draw strings to her PJ bottom broke and her PJ's feel down to her knees. She was trying to balance what she had in her hands and pull her PJ's up at the same time. It was one funny sight.

BBB

Thanks, Bill (Buxton). It's nice to see someone with a sense of humor and the ability to laugh.

Smiling Fox

07-14-06, 18:14

You Got A Mother Daughter Combo Workin, Dam Thats So Exciting, I Would Love It. Oh How About Sisters, Or Twins.
I Had A Cripple Last Week, Freekin Weird, She Never Told Me Until She Showed Up. If She Wasnt Just Mildly Attractive, I Would Have Sent Her Packing But When She Got In A Wheelchair. That Was More Than I Could Take, Just Had To Take A Shot.
She Was Responsive And Flalling All Over The Place. But Ill Pass For Seconds.

Havent Been Out Much, Too Hot, Too Busy,

Love Jacksons Note On The Guy Insexx, Where Was Mr. Muffy,,,,,
Hope He Is Ok, Miss His Diatribes About Some Stuff, But I Gotta Say The Board Has Been Livey And Active, And I Could Move To A Few Of Those Cities On The Photos,,,,,

I Am Really Sick Of Craig List, To Much Junk, And The Pros Are Getting Even More Expensive. Gotta Find An Alturnative Source, Or P/u Some Non-skanks, Hey My Kid Is Having A Part Down In Silver Spring, Dump My So, And Head Down To P/u Some Young Honeys......
Lol

Cya, Be Safe Out There,
Smiling Fox ;)

Chico

07-14-06, 20:03

For the last 3 days, I've burned more gas than I thought was possible. Everywhere is dead, dead, dead. Is it too hot? Or, is there a SW convention going on in another city? Do they have a union and recently declared a strike until weather conditions improve. I mean, what the fuck? I can't find noboby! Anywhere! One more thing, totally unrelated. If we have such an immigrant "problem", then where are all the mexican SW's. I always see the men lining up for work on Broadway in Fells Point. What are the women doing. Don't they know there's a shortage, demand is high. Kinda like oil. Let's just try to keep the prices reasonable.

Hope I didn't offend anyone. That was not my intent.

Chico

Chico

07-14-06, 23:07

Finally! My persistence has paid off. Went hunting again in Hampden shortly after 8pm. Saw a WSW that I never saw B4. That's been happening alot lately? From a distance, she looked good enough (don't they all). Not too skankish, but, not too good to be true. She was just my type, slim, nice butt, cute face, hair in a ponytail, looks like she's 18-20 y.o. Actually, she's 28 and says her name is Amy. No visible marks, only a busted lip and a bruised arm from a fight a few days ago. When I saw her lip, I thought to myself I hope she's not going to make excuses about the BBBJ. She didn't, but it was so subpar that it gave me an excuse to ask for F/S. She said no problem. Man! She really has a nice smooth ass, AND, the tightest pussy I've had in a long time. Sometimes, I can be known to exaggerate but this time I'm dead serious. I was so tight, my finger needed K-Y. So you know the rest of the story. It didn't take long to explode. She is definitely a repeat. Dropped her off a few blocks away. She lives in the 2900 block of Keswick Ave. I was so happy I forgot to ask for the digits.

Chico

Mystery Date

07-14-06, 23:54

Hello Baltimore!

I normally hang in the Detroit forum, but* I had to post here after spending a few days... and nights... cruising the streets of your fair city. In a word -- wow!* I have never seen so many SWs working as on the two nights I spent in Baltimore.* I suspect you gents don't know how good you've got it -- there were more ladies working the Wilkens area than I've ever managed to see on any 4 or 5 strolls in Detroit.* Hell, Wilkens even has that traffic circle at the end to make laps convenient!

I first came into town during the day after I flew in on business.* I had no idea where the strolls were, so I just followed my instincts: look for an area where people are fond of, er, alternative medicine and pretty soon you'll find the working girls.* I'm not sure where I ended up that first afternoon -- Baltimore's streets are impossibly convoluted and confusing to outsiders: are there _any_ straight streets that don't double back on themselves and change names? :) I ended up with an outgoing BSW (probably about a 3 in the face, but a 7 in the legs/ass) who surprised me by diving facefirst onto Mr. Happy while I was driving and looking for a spot.* Fairly decent, but I knew there was probably better out there so I resolved to do a little research here on the Balti board and come back out the next night.*

I saw a report mentioning the Wilkens/Monroe intersection, so I headed that way the next night (thank you Google Maps!)* On the way I took the scenic route and was amazed by the number of girls seemingly working even the side streets.* I ended up on Wilkens and picked up a slightly Olive Oyl-ish brunette who's name escapes me.* She wasn't anything special to look at, but was quite personable and rewarded me with a nice 50/50 in the front seat [I was given a PT Cruiser by the rental place -- a little underpowered, IMO, but I came to appreciate the roominess of the interior and the fact that the driver's seat can be lowered to nearly a horizontal position. :) ]*

My final night in town I resolved to hold out for a knockout.* There were literally so many girls working every area of town that I drove through that I decided I could afford to be picky.* I turned down a number of ladies that I would have picked up without a second thought in Detroit, just because every time I turned the corner I saw a hotter lady.* Sure enough, my patience was rewarded.* I was heading south on Washington, near Sexton, when saw a stunning dark haired beauty.* I did a double take and she smiled.* No way, I thought to myself -- she's gotta be a civilian.* No way is a girl that looks that good out here sucking dicks.* I almost didn't turn around -- I figured the locals would string me up for daring to insult such a beauty with my crude proposition.* I turned down a side street and let her cross the street in front of me.* I waved, and she smiled and waved back, but didn't approach the car.* I'm still thinking -- no way is this girl working, she's just being nice. For the hell of it I turned back onto Washington, drove up to an open parking meter, and rolled my window down and watched her continuing down the sidewalk through my rearview mirror.* Imagine my (oh so pleasant) surprise when she walked up to my window, smiled, and got in!)

She introduced herself as Shana, and we drove off.* She is truly striking -- apparently an ethnic Indian, who emigrated to the US from Trinidad as a kid.* Not just a 10 on the SW scale, at least a 9 - 9.5 on the civilian scale, too.* Gave a nice, wet BBBJ* (not the most skilled in the world, but just the sight of Mystery Date Jr. sliding in and out of that beautiful face will be enough to fuel many a fapping session from now on...)* Beautiful shaved kitty, too, which she was happy to play with for my edification.* She was in a hurry to visit her "pharmacist", or else I would have been happy to rent a room at a no-tel and spend hours. :)* I don't know how long she's been at this -- not long,* I suspect, judging by her flawless skin and intact teeth, so get her quick, guys, before the streets do their inevitable damage.* I offered to smuggle her back to Detroit in my luggage. :)

This morning I had a few hours to kill before I had to catch my flight, so I did the Wilkens loop a few times during midmorning.* There wasn't too much out, but I did manage to find Ruthie.* She was a good performer, with a pretty face, friendly personality, and above average oral skills, but the nasty scabs and tracks on her arms (which she concealed with the jacket she was carrying before I picked her up) were a turnoff.

I'm really hoping I get another excuse to visit the area soon.* You guys have it good!

Benchseats Rock

07-15-06, 01:27

I ran into Lindsey waiting for her ride at the intersection of Ramsay and Pulaski to show which he never did. Since Ingleside (Exit 15 off 695) was on my way home, I took pity on her and gave her a ride.

Lindsey is 23 y/o, brunette with hair combed back into a ponytail, 5'5" tall, 110 lbs., 34B, reasonably nice looking, quite talkative and personable. She was wearing pink PJ bottoms with little teddy bear designs and a gray knit top. She has a large tattoo on her back with her former husband's, Shawn, name.

When Lindsey got into the car I was really taken back by all the scabs and open sores she had from head to toe. It made you sick. It was the worst case I have ever seen. She is a very heavy drug user and had tracks all over her arms. I can't recommend.

BBB

For starters, I;m not sure that Bill realized you were joking BBB. I may be wrong, but I wouldn;t put it past him in either case. Enough digression.

Its a shame that she's gone downhill as far as you described. Little brunette Lindsey with the slight potbelly pooch of a belly gave the greatest head, swallowed on request without asking for more money, loved to get fingered in the ass while going down, I mean she really pushed back on the finger asking for one to become two, and for two to become an assfucking... Oh little Lindsey.... hopefully she's going to clean up a bit and come back to the loop real soon. I mean, I hope that the girls who try to get better really do, and sometimes, though rarely they are even able to, but the little devil inside of me hopes that Lindsey makes it back to the loop - anal followed by ATM, AR and swallowing and never, not once asking for money - oh my lord I am not sure I have ever received so much for so little on a regular basis... and she was funny too... wicked sense of humour and a sense of adventure like nobody's business. I will miss her, almost as much as I miss Muff Scout, but you'll pm me with where I can find her and get her a script right?

As for the crips and the bloods showing colors in Baltimore, I've always heard the rumours ever since Tupac died and the cast of Yo MTV Raps discovered that he grew up on Greenmount, and not to diss the gangs, because they are here, I've never seen the organization like the Blue and Red like I saw regualrly when I lived in LA. Maybe they are here after all, but the truth of the matter in any case is that the loop part of the West Side here in Mobtown isn't where all the heavy action is anyhow. It's very public as a corridor so it gets alot of traffic from all parts of the equation, and therefore seems a bit more volatile to girls who are at best periphery players in the game, and of course greenhorns to city life (not a dig, BBB) and cops as well are more than happy to scare anyone straight.... but, if you're not fucking with the corner boys and trying to run off with a ground stash, and you're really just trying to get a blowjob from a chickenhead or other variation of sw, the gangs could care less as long as you don't look at them, have a camera, look like a cop, give them shit or anything else contrary to their business plan.

Violence at it's worst? Hardly. This is Baltimore just warmig up. Just wait till it actually gets hot out there. And even then, nothing will ever compare to '88, just ask one of the cops who's old enough to have on the street back then.

Benchseats Rock

Handiman66

07-15-06, 12:30

Hey gang:
been a while, looked back a while to catch up, but did not see anything from Muff. Is he ok ??
Balti: glad you stuck around, great info as always from ya. Screw the idiots who don't see that. As i always say, jsut don't give too much of KJ away.

Forgive the old man, but what is a round table ?
Be safe.
HM

Loop Vet

07-15-06, 15:46

Handiman,

here are couple Round Table reports to give you an idea. (i'm such an egomaniac :) )

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=382713&postcount=1104

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=410754&postcount=87

And where is Muff Scout? He had a stalker on this board right about the time he stopped posting. Hope the reason he's not here is just that he has better things to do.

Bad Bad Boy

07-16-06, 04:45

I came across this article the other day. Thought it might be of interest. It gives you a little more insight into prostitution.

Sitting in a parked car on a brisk March afternoon, Danielle scans the sidewalk adjacent to a playground on Garrison Boulevard in West Baltimore. At night, the area is swamped with cruising johns and "prancing" women, she says, but midday traffic is light and only one woman appears to be out "working" now. Maybe 30, the woman doesn't fit the stereotypical skin-baring image of a prostitute: She wears embroidered jeans with a leather jacket tied at the waist, her boots have three-inch heels, her bobbed black wig fits neatly; and her makeup, though heavy, is not overdone.
"It's in her eyes," Danielle (not her real name) observes. "You see the way she walks . . . slow and close to the curb . . . how she keeps looking back over her shoulder to see who's riding up?" Her driver notices. "Well, she's looking for a date."

If Danielle knows the look, it's because she cast it herself many a day during a decade-long battle with heroin and crack cocaine. Raised in a churchgoing, solidly middle-class family in western Baltimore County, Danielle certainly wasn't groomed to become a substance abuser and prostitute. Then again, the 32-year-old says, add tragic love affairs to abundant access to drugs, plus an admitted lack of self-love, and you've got a recipe for a life gone astray.

While working the streets, Danielle says she was paid as much as $400 for her services by men who treated her respectfully. She says she also encountered men who "treat you like shit--who have $1,000 in their pocket and won't buy you a sandwich." As for low-end pay, Danielle puts it thus: "If you need a dime bag and you've got $8, you will perform oral sex for $2 because you can't take a short to the man."

By the late '90s, when Danielle had entered her late 20s, she'd learned the distinctions the public makes between "commercial" prostitutes (often called "sex workers") who work in strip clubs or for escort services, and street hustlers like herself who are much more visible to cops looking to make arrests--and more vulnerable to hustlers who can do far worse.

Danielle recalls, for instance, the thuggish guy who "tripped" after she'd already agreed to have sex with him, dragging her into an alley and holding a gun to her temple while he had his way. Danielle says she tried to stay calm, telling the man, "It's no thing," and praying he'd let her go without taking her life. She made it through that incident--and others--glad not to have met the same fate as Melody Brock or Danielle Fell, two suspected local prostitutes slain by John Patrick Garcia in 2002. (John Dean Powell, the so-called Patterson Park serial murderer, was charged with killing two suspected prostitutes in the mid-'90s, but convicted of only one murder; on a larger scale, "Green River" serial killer Gary Ridgeway killed 48 women, mostly prostitutes, in Washington state in the 1980s.)

Danielle says her instincts sharpened at guessing which types of men were "safe" to date, but she still occasionally miscalculated--like when she accepted a guy named Mike's invitation to join him for a daylong shopping spree in New York in the spring of 2000.

The ride north on the Peter Pan bus went off without a hitch, and Mike seemed a pleasant and generous companion. But when the pair returned to the Baltimore bus station that evening and Mike told Danielle to get a cab while he went to the rest room, things took a drastic turn.

"I had one foot inside the cab when the police stepped up," she recalls, describing her nonchalant, almost defiant retort when asked to submit to a search. "I was like, 'Sure, what do you need me to do? Lift my shirt?'" They wanted to see the contents of her red leather purse, which Danielle, "perturbed" because she was overdue for a fix, unceremoniously dumped onto the sidewalk--never expecting a small chunk of crack cocaine, wrapped in brown paper, to fall to the ground.

Danielle says the cops led her around the corner, where Mike "sat on the curb handcuffed. They told me he'd done this to about five other girls," which is why they believed her story of not knowing what she carried, and why she wound up getting charged with possession but not intent to distribute. Either way, Danielle had reached a milestone shared by most Baltimore women involved in street prostitution: She'd gained a criminal record, and was on her way to jail.

BBB

Bill Buxton

07-16-06, 06:36

I wish things here were as good as things around your area.It is still dry and not a quality showplace like years ago.Times are changing and we must make due with what we have.

BBB, that was a good post, BM???? want you to know I did not understand what you wrote.Just don't want you to get jammed up that's all.

BS,You do keep things interesting down there,why not come north maybe straighten things out up here.

And all you others, be safe and play safe,you gotta be 3 clicks ahead of these girls all the time.

B.B...

Johnny77

07-16-06, 18:32

Just wanted to let you know that Uncle LEO is working Harford Rd. too.

I meet Kim (WSW 5'7" 110# Br/Br) a few weeks back while I was just out scouting for something later. I picked her up one afternoon, got her digits and quickly let her out. In trying to go around the block and get back to Harford, on one of the smalller sidestreets, I noticed a yellow cab followed by a marked car in my rearview.

Of course, the marked LE flips on his lights and pulls me over for failing to stop at a stop sign. (Bogus, but what am I gonna do?)

Then the two from the taxi take over and they ask for paperwork, ask if I knew her, or knew she was working for a dealer, ask if they were going to find anything, etc.
I was polite and explained that I had offered her a ride since it was such a hot day, but when she asked if I was a cop I put her out of my car. I said that if they found anything, she put it there and I knew nothing about it.

Then I sweated bullets while he checked thing out.

Overall a pretty scary experience.

I'll be laying low for awhile.

Booty Pirate

07-16-06, 19:44

yikes! made several cruises out and about today - anyone else notice Angela in Brooklyn today? She looks heavier these days. There were quite a few WSWs out there in the general vicinity. Wash had a couple, including a tall brunette w/ some dirty lookin' shorts on. CB also had a few, tho nothing appetizing that I saw. LE was very lite until about noon - then they were everywhere.

BP

Handiman66

07-16-06, 21:54

Loop:
That is just hot shit !Made even better to read when you know they actually happened.............you guys are making me feel older then I already am.
Keep it "up", but remeber.....be safe.

I too hope Muffy is ok. He was one of the first I was chatting with here. Can't jackson give him a new name while holding his senior status if he needs to avoid said pshycho.......errrr stalker ??
HM

Handiman,

here are couple Round Table reports to give you an idea. (i'm such an egomaniac :) )

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=382713&postcount=1104

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=410754&postcount=87

And where is Muff Scout? He had a stalker on this board right about the time he stopped posting. Hope the reason he's not here is just that he has better things to do.

Baltimonger

07-16-06, 22:52

What court? What traffic violations? The seatbelt ticket was my first and only ticket I've gotten in my entire life. As I said:
The very next day after writing this, I received a ticket for $50 in the mail for being caught speeding by a camera on E. Capitol St. in the district. Is that bad karma, or what?

Incest, I am a loser. However I have given a lot of SW's a lot of my money over the years; specifically the ones you named.
I'm also:
Greedy
selfish
hateful
mean-spirited
impatient
self-centered
childish
pessimistic
cowardly
a compulsive liar
have an inferiority complex
and I'm a whiny little crybaby

Thank god for the alcohol.

Mystery Date:
Good report.* Shana used to be* a PP/C girl a few years back, and was difficult to locate* when I went looking for her. She was not *that* high on the scale back then though. She did pick her face a lot.

You think our streets are confusing, try DC. You come to an intersection and there are 6 streets going in different directions, and you don't know which is yours to take.

Smiling Fox

07-17-06, 00:05

just got a PM from one,,, "boozer"
0 posts, hmmmm likes my ladies. no info on him, told him to give me girl, i might change my mind. (edit) he hits me back he says he is listed in international. sounds good, but i cant get in, so i will let it pass,,,,,,

i get this stuff occasionally, and i keep expecting LE to try to catch me. maybe one day they will. but i am so dam paranoid, they will have to entrap me.

balti, we all know your a sick MF, but we love you, dont take anything anyone says her too serously.......

dam even paland pops up, sure hope ol muffy is ok,

and to the guy who wants to know where the "block" is i have an answer...
hey which block you want, we got thousand of them ;););)

oh i am supposed to meet melissa this week, omg, she is so beautiful. one of those eros brazilians again..... they are so hot. 2 1/2$ i have been saving all my nickles and dimes.
thats all folk,
be safe out there,
SF ;)

Mystery Date

07-17-06, 00:28

Shana used to be* a PP/C girl a few years back, and was difficult to locate* when I went looking for her. She was not *that* high on the scale back then though. She did pick her face a lot.I don't know where all the asterisks came from, sorry. Anyway, she wasn't picking her face while she was with me, but then it was early. :) I'll have to check out the other loops next time I'm in town. Are any of the others as crazy as Wilkens/Washington?

Bad Bad Boy

07-17-06, 05:15

Are any of the others as crazy as Wilkens/Washington?

Glad you had a good time in Baltimore. I am sure that Detroit has its share of crazy strolls too. All the loops are as crazy as the W/W loop.

Patterson Park (PP) always seem to have an interesting group of girls parading about. I was watching a very attractive girl wearing a short mini with her knee high stocking tops clearly showing walking down E. Baltimore Avenue while a white ULE van was following her a short distance behind. I watched for a few minutes to see if anyone would be caught in their sting. Fortunately, no one was caught. I have run into a few very nice looking girls there too.

The loop around Conkling and E. Baltimore seems to attract a lot of girls, some of which are nice looking. A lot of them hang around the church corner, but be careful as there is a lot of LE presence. You will also find them in the Dunkin Donuts on Pulaski (Rt. 40). They are aggressive. I had a couple of them come up to me and ask if I was looking for date while filling up at the local BP gas station there.

The quality of the girls at both places is no better or worse than the W/W loop. These girls will do a lot of crazy things while high on drugs.

As we have said before, it's a hit or miss thing.

BBB

Oriole Mon

07-17-06, 15:07

Saw her on Friday. Goo skills. Played the I get 2 Jacks game, but came back to one jack.

Anyone seen Emily around? She has been MIA for about a month.

Oriole Mon

07-17-06, 15:36

Has anyone seen Emily? I have not seen her for over a month.

Trashpicker

07-17-06, 16:39

I got a loaner car this am and decided to reminess about how much bench seats really do rock.

well, a black crown vic + tinted windows + cell antenna on the trunk + fresh summer haircut and shave = monger license revoked.

Even the SW that knew me wouldn't get into the car.

I'm relocating to nashville this week! woohoo! be safe all!

Trashpicker

Benchseats Rock

07-17-06, 18:09

Benchseats Rock

07-17-06, 18:20

I don't know where all the asterisks came from, sorry. Anyway, she wasn't picking her face while she was with me, but then it was early. :) I'll have to check out the other loops next time I'm in town. Are any of the others as crazy as Wilkens/Washington?

I have a "loop less traveled" for you next time you're in town. As far it's crazy factor, think Dr. Detroit mongering with a 2 litre of mescaline.

Ricky Raccoon

07-17-06, 21:13

Fellow mongers,
There are slim pickings out there......what is the problem? Oh, elections. I have taken a “break” from mongering; work has me so occupied, I have no time for fun. Anyway, on Sunday by the pep boys, I met up with (?!*&)....I can’t remember her name. Very pretty, slim, nice C cups. She told me she is a dancer at the block. We went on to my hidden spot. The interesting thing is she got undressed and proceeded to provide an awesome BBBJ without asking for a dime. She asked “how do you like it”, which made it better. I felt like an instructor. After 10 mins, I asked for FS. Without skipping a beat, she got undressed. Absolutely no complaints. She has a shaved kitten.....that’s when I saw something amazing: the King Kong of clits. That thing was so huge, I had the shock and awe effect. I just wanted to look at the darn thing all day long. That was the biggest clit I have ever seen. Anyway, preceded to do the deed....had to pause to lick the clit.....sorry. Went back to FS, and she was super moist. FS was great...overall performance 10 out of 10. Great personality, great attitude, no rush, no pressure, no money upfront, no demands. Will definitely date again, and she comes with high recommendations. See the pics I have attached.
Ran into a slim blonde, wears pink all the time (don’t ever ask me for names....I am awful remembering names). I picked her up On Saturday nite on Washington, went to my hidden location. Great BBBJ, followed by great FS. One thing I noticed after was her wrists. If you know who I am talking about, you know what I mean. What is the story behind that? I’m kinda back......there is a new lady in my life, so I may be taking a leave of absence until further notice. In addition, there have been tons of regular women knocking on my door, so my leave of absence maybe extended. I say “maybe”, because things change like the weather.

Ricky R.

Baltimonger

07-17-06, 21:19

Ran into a slim blonde, wears pink all the time (don’t ever ask me for names....I am awful remembering names). I picked her up On Saturday nite on Washington, went to my hidden location. Great BBBJ, followed by great FS. One thing I noticed after was her wrists. If you know who I am talking about, you know what I mean. What is the story behind that?
That would be Diamond (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=350533&postcount=2). We were just discussing her about a week or so ago here. I was heading through Pigtown last night, and she tried to get me to pick her up. "Heybabeeee, how you been?"

Last night about 8pm things were jumping. Many of the best SW's the W/W has to offer.

Happy One

07-17-06, 22:21

Ricky,

The one your asking about is Amanda. She can be an apsolute sweet heart at times.

She will try to work you for alittle extra money when your done, but does a good job with BJ & FS

Sometimes youll find her around the post office, Millington, Catherine. Also around Carey St area where she is from down that way. She also has a older sister.

There is starting to get some new talent out around Washington Blvd

Everybody play safe.

Smiling Fox

07-18-06, 00:02

boozer re-pmed me, sounded really good. i think. it is a shame that we have to be so careful, and i am so so paranoid.
he was asking about one of my ATF my 6'1" CP pro. i couldnt really help to much more, she is very cautious, and doesnt work alot. and she was approached by LE and when she told him it was free, free love, he cut and ran. lol, that must have been a site. dam if she gives me a free love, i would cut and run too, just what i want is a 6'1" girl friend. how do you slow dance. god she is so hot.
thanks again,
SF;)

Larry 56

07-18-06, 14:06

...the King Kong of clits. That thing was so huge, I had the shock and awe effect. I just wanted to look at the darn thing all day long. That was the biggest clit I have ever seen. Ricky R.

That goes well with the Ricky beer bottle. They are a match!

Larry!

Bad Bad Boy

07-18-06, 18:43

Lots and lots of kitty kats were out to play this afternoon and so were LE. There was a little something for everyone out there. You never know what to expect, especially during this very humid 97 degree weather.

I first drove around the Conkling and E. Baltimore loop and spotted 3 girls, one marked LE cruiser and ULE officer. The girls were not anyone you would want to stop so I headed over to Patterson Park (PP).

While driving down E. Baltimore, there was an attractive girl with black shoulder-length hair wearing a lime colored shirt and jeans. As I slowed down to get a better look, a LE cruiser passed me and I decided to move on.

I am more comfortable with the W/W loop and feel I have home field advantage there. There were lots of playful kittens out much to my surprise. As I drove down Millington and turned onto Ashton, I spotted Alicia. She is 19 y/o, has shoulder-length red hair combed up, about 5' 2", 105 lbs., and reasonably attractive.

There was a police car in front of me turning on Catherine so I waited for him to turn and Alicia to cross the street. As she was approaching the car door, another police car came up behind me at a fast clip so I kept going. Alicia threw her hands up in the air and fell back. The cop didn't stop me so I left Alicia standing there and took off. Close call.

Next, I drove over to Pigtown and ran into Diamond who was wearing the same outfit when we were together a few weeks ago. Diamond is 24 y/o, about 5' 2" tall, 105 lbs., long blond hair, cute face, clean, and was wearing blue jeans, a long sleeve white sweater, and a wide white belt.

For those who don't know Diamond, she has a badly disfigured right wrist and massive scaring on both hips which extend around her back. Since that was a major turnoff for me last time, I just waived and kept on going.

I drove up Washington Blvd. and when I crossed the railroad tracks I spotted a redhead wearing a black and red flowered dress. I pulled up and as she was approaching the car, she looked awful with a gaunt face, both arms covered with tattoos, and very CCL.

That was it for me. I had enough and headed home. It just wasn't my day again.

BBB

Ricky Raccoon

07-18-06, 20:20

Mongers,
Was out this afternoon....lots of SW's out. BBB, I did see the cutile with the lime green shirt; she is definately cute. Lots of new faces and old faces around. Went to wilkins, found a short, petite sw, wearing a white T-shirt with white basketball pants. She said she is passing out from the heat. Great BBBJCIM, likes to rush. Decided to stop mongering in 97 degree weather....don't need sweaty SW's in the car (the smell stays.....febreeze does not work).

Ricky R.

Lar,
the beer bottle is still okay, been occupied causing havoc in the vaginal cavities of two women I'm dating. My leave of absence may be a reality.....I will know the beginning of next month....however, the new talent out there keeps me coming back....

Bad Bad Boy

07-18-06, 21:44

While I was exchanging waves with Diamond this afternoon in Pigtown and waiting for the light to change, a monger stopped his car near me to let out a SW .

The SW ran across the street and got into another car driven by a female who was trying to get her attention and who did not look like another SW. The female driver appeared to be a monger picking up the girl as her "date". Is that possible??? WOW! This was the first time I have ever witnessed such a happening.

I never really thought of a monger being a female on the prowl for another female (for paid sex). I have always thought if women paid for sex, it was with a male gigolo not another woman.

Usually when women engaged in lesbian sex it was with their close friends, family members, 3-ways, at swing clubs, on cruise ships and the like where money doesn't exchange hands.

Then I remembered a conversation I had with Bobbie from Elkridge (post #773) a couple of months ago when she mentioned that she had several women pick her up on the streets for sex. Talk about changing one's paradigm!

In fact most of the SW's I have met said they have had sex with other SW's as part of a 3-way the guy wanted arranged. All the girls without exception said they thoroughly enjoyed the experience with another woman.

It looks like we might have some competitution out there:o). lol

BBB

Ho Watcher

07-18-06, 22:24

I saw a question about can you catch HIV from milk. I spoke with a health care worker some time ago about this and she said you can catch HIV from four fluids. Milk, semen, blood and vaginal secretions. So is a BJ NOT dangerous? Maybe yes and maybe no, she said. The advice was to avoid a BJ with anyone within 3 hours after they brush teeth or floss because these can cause bleeding. I guess if in doubt, use a condom or pick a woman with bad breath.

Booty Pirate

07-18-06, 22:56

Good grief! Upcoming elections, LE everywhere, and now female mongers? This indeed be tough times. Arrrrghhhh!

BP

Horsetrader

07-18-06, 23:48

Have you seen the TV advertisement that shows a sexy girl dancing and the caption reads "When she sweats, it's sexy. When you sweat, you stink?" In recent days it has become painfully clear to many of us that sweaty women stink as bad as any man.

My mongering report is very similar to other recent posters. Lots of choices in Pigtown, several on Wilkens, nothing in Morrell Park, and one in B/CB. Per usual, several looked good at a distance but bad up close. During the late afternoon heat I let three get in my car but I tossed each of them to the curb due to the smell. At the end of the rain there were still several choices. One got in my car but there clearly wasn't enough rain to clean her off. Wet hookers smell a lot like wet dogs.

Nobody was in my car more than about 1 minute. Still, I drove home with windows open to de-stench.

Do most of these girls have access to showers? I really don't know.

Horsetrader

Larry 56

07-19-06, 00:10

Have you seen the TV advertisement that shows a sexy girl dancing and the caption reads "When she sweats, it's sexy. When you sweat, you stink?" In recent days it has become painfully clear to many of us that sweaty women stink as bad as any man.

Do most of these girls have access to showers? I really don't know.

Horsetrader

Have you met my ex? She just stunk. Sweating just made it worse. It gives the chills just thinking about it. Oy!

Ashley says that women offer her money all the time.

SWs have access to showers and beds. They seldom go to these places because they can't leave at night nor do drugs.

Larry!

Bad Bad Boy

07-19-06, 05:19

In recent days it has become painfully clear to many of us that sweaty women stink as bad as any man. Do most of these girls have access to showers? I really don't know.Horsetrader

Let's face it, if you find a girl out there who doesn't smell bad or have open sores and scabs on her....... she's a keeper and an exception to the rule. Sorry to say it, but it's true.

Most of these girls are transient and move from house to house paying $10 for the night. Some homes have electricity and other utilities while some don't. Most of the girls have to go to a Laundromat to pay to wash their clothes (the few that actually wash them).

As Larry and others have pointed out in their various posts, most of the girls are so strung out on drugs that they ignore the basics of hygiene and food. All they want to do is get high.

It's all part of the game. When you take them to a no-tell, get them to take a shower first. I have also given a couple of the girls some of the basics like toothpaste, mouthwash, soap and deodorant which they are appreciative.

When I was seeing Michelle, aka Karrie, I bought a bottle of perfume, gift wrapped it and gave it to her as a Christmas present. Her face lit up like a little kid. She really appreciated and mentioned it several time afterwards.

Your only other option is to put a closepin on your snout:o). lol

BBB

Benchseats Rock

07-19-06, 09:57

Ms. Benchseats and I monger together every now and then. There is no doubt in my mind that she will eventually begin mongering on her own, which I welcome because she is so damn picky that a good half of the joint excursions are more like sightseeing tours than anything else. I have a good lesbian friend who works for an acronym who mongers too - we met in college and since then have met on the block for drinks and cruising at least once a month.

Speaking of Excursions, the blue/black one at the corner of Payson and Wilkens has a cop inside of it - he was there early this morning for an hour or two at least - I am fairly certain that he was in tandem with a very tricked out H2 that was pulling the same surveillance duty in front of the post office. And if the H2 belongs to one of us, then one of us is a complete fucking moron - parking in the middle of a 2 way street and pretending to be waiting for the post office to open is fine, normal Baltimore driving behaviour. If the post office doesn't open till 8, don't fucking pull this shit at 6 unless your duty sergeant asked you too.

I've been tempted by the good weather, but thought of the stinkum factor and have been hiding out in dark cool bars instead. Good to hear I had the right idea, but sadly, even AC, booze and smoke isn't always enough to take the stink off the meat.

Be sure to wave at the cops today, they looked bored and lonely.

Benchseats Rock

For anyone interested in joining me, I'll be drinking Vodka Gimlets most of this afternoon. Where and when, totally up in the air. Seniors only, unless you're bringing Liz.

Motorback

07-19-06, 12:01

If I didn't already have plans we could scout out the nastiest skankiest one around buddy and drink ourselves silly.......Too fuckin hott!

Just for Kix

07-19-06, 13:40

Got out late last night/early this AM. There were a few candidates out on Wilkens, but LOTS of LE presence. I decided to to kick around on Washington for a while and eventually picked up Kelly. She's brunette, medium height, probably early twenties. She looks great from a distance, you get close and you can see that things have taken a toll on her. I'd call her a six on the SW, if she cleaned up she be a 7 or 8 on the civilian scale. I'm pretty sure I picked her up once or twice about a year ago, but this is not the same Kelly/Kelli from up around Millington who I've also seen a couple of times.

Anyway, I was happy with the choice. I took her to my spot and she gave me the best BBBJWS that I've had in quite a long time. Laura is one of my consistent favorites, Kelly was better. She kept it nice and wet, took it deep, licked my balls like they were snow cones on hot night. Gotta find her again. Paid her a jackson up front and tipped her a half for a job well done. Found her near the school.

Larry 56

07-19-06, 16:42

...The SW ran across the street and got into another car driven by a female who was trying to get her attention and who did not look like another SW. The female driver appeared to be a monger picking up the girl as her "date". Is that possible??? WOW! This was the first time I have ever witnessed such a happening.

There was a duo that used to drive to CB, doing their business with mongers and then get back in the car and I assume, go home. They were CBU so I didn't partake so that may bewhat is happening.

In the old days in DC, SWs would often drive to 14th. do SW. I'm sure that is gone now.

Larry!

Larry 56

07-19-06, 16:49

Let's face it, if you find a girl out there who doesn't smell bad or have open sores and scabs on her....... she's a keeper and an exception to the rule. Sorry to say it, but it's true.

Most of these girls are transient and move from house to house paying $10 for the night. Some homes have electricity and other utilities while some don't. Most of the girls have to go to a Laundromat to pay to wash their clothes (the few that actually wash them).
BBB

It doesn't HAVE to be this way. There are services in the neighborhood but they would have to follow the rather arcane rules. Showers are there. Laundry is there. Beds are there. All free for women. They'd rather SW and take the money and get high in empty buildings.

Are these the actions of a sane person?? Hence my theory about their mental illness. It's just not the drugs though something about the drugs is influencing them. Stronger? Cut with something really bad? Don't know and won't take any to find out.

Larry!

Baltimonger

07-19-06, 16:55

Paul's Place (http://www.paulsplaceoutreach.org/) on Ward St. near the corner of Ostend St. is a place they can get a shower, so I hear. Seems to be closed a lot though. Sometimes someone will rent use of a shower for about $5 to them. In a neighborhood full of addicts, any and all products & services can be had for the right price.

Sudsville laundromat at Westside shopping ctr. is a rip off. 3 loads there, and you'd have spent enough to buy a decent used washer & dryer.

As George Carlin says:"You only need to wash the 4 main areas:Asshole, armpits, crotch and teeth."

There was a duo that used to drive to CB, doing their business with mongers and then get back in the car and I assume, go home. They were CBU so I didn't partake so that may bewhat is happening.

In the old days in DC, SWs would often drive to 14th. do SW. I'm sure that is gone now.

Larry!

SW's in DC now drive around the K & L and try to pick up mongers while in their cars at red lights. Had one in a Cadillac Escalade try to drum up biz with me last summer.

As far as female mongers; yep, it's true. They are out there. Who knows, some might just looking for a local girl to cop for her for a fee.

Nimbyism out of control:
Article in today's local paper was about people protesting one of the big box retailers wanting to build a store near where I live. One woman said it would damage the tight-knit community. She failed to mention that she owns the town's most notorious drug house.

Handiman66

07-19-06, 18:40

ahhh, but if she washes her teeth, wait three hours before you take a BBJ, Balti !
HM

Paul's Place (http://www.paulsplaceoutreach.org/) on Ward St. near the corner of Ostend St. is a place they can get a shower, so I hear. Seems to be closed a lot though. Sometimes someone will rent use of a shower for about $5 to them. In a neighborhood full of addicts, any and all products & services can be had for the right price.

Sudsville laundromat at Westside shopping ctr. is a rip off. 3 loads there, and you'd have spent enough to buy a decent used washer & dryer.

As George Carlin says:"You only need to wash the 4 main areas:Asshole, armpits, crotch and teeth."

SW's in DC now drive around the K & L and try to pick up mongers while in their cars at red lights. Had one in a Cadillac Escalade try to drum up biz with me last summer.

Chico

07-19-06, 21:39

Larry 56

07-19-06, 22:53

Where do go when it's broad daylight outside? The sun doesn't go down until 8:30-9:00. Yesterday I found a nice WSW in Hampden but couldn't find anywhere to park. We tried doing it outside but the fucking mosquitos ate us alive. We got dressed in hurry! Help me out guys. Thanks.

Chico

Oooh! A bug bite in the wrong place! :(
Paul's Place and others are available for laundry and other needed services. Much more for women than men.

Larry!

Happy One

07-19-06, 23:58

Hello Everyone,

Its not as uncomon as you think above providers driving to the areas, do their thing and leave again. I have watched one on Patapsco by the salvation army, park on side street then walk to the ave. I have seen this done on Fairhaven CB across from the store. They will also park on Payson or side streets or West side shopping center and walk up the steet. They are not all on drugs, just in need of alittle extra cash. I do try and contribute when I can, being the helpful person I am. Besides its nice to get part timers that try hard.

Everybody keep your eyes open and play safe

Happy One

Benchseats Rock

07-20-06, 08:55

Where do go when it's broad daylight outside? The sun doesn't go down until 8:30-9:00. Yesterday I found a nice WSW in Hampden but couldn't find anywhere to park. We tried doing it outside but the fucking mosquitos ate us alive. We got dressed in hurry! Help me out guys. Thanks.

Chico

Check your pm. If none of those work for you then I suggest a motel room.

Benchseats

Benchseats Rock

07-20-06, 08:57

ahhh, but if she washes her teeth, wait three hours before you take a BBJ
HM

I'm not sure if any of us would ever have to wait the three hours, but just in case I encounter a sw who actually understands the concept of a toothbrush, I'm most appreciative for the information.

I saw a question about can you catch HIV from milk. I spoke with a health care worker some time ago about this and she said you can catch HIV from four fluids. Milk, semen, blood and vaginal secretions. So is a BJ NOT dangerous? Maybe yes and maybe no, she said. The advice was to avoid a BJ with anyone within 3 hours after they brush teeth or floss because these can cause bleeding. I guess if in doubt, use a condom or pick a woman with bad breath.

N.B. I read a study a few years back that there were roughly 3% of HIV infections that had no at risk behaviour and no obvious cause - I've heard it quoted many times to scare teens into not swapping spit as saliva transmission could be respnsible for that 3%, there is transmission from mother to child through breast milk, it doesn't occur in 100% of cases.
Apparently the swedes (I have the source for anyone interested) do have genetic predisposition to immunity, I suggest that a paranoid milk enthusiast would be better served by hunting the w/w loop's Stockholm equivalent.

As for the other nasties, a condom won't always help you. Learning to use the search function will.

I've gotten 4 STD's from BBBJ during my time mongering. The Clap twice, chlamydia, and syphilis. I'm from Baltimore, the syphilis capital of the USA.

Which brings me to another post.

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock

07-20-06, 09:33

No, not the Jimmy hat.

If she looks young and inexperienced, it's because she is, but she won't stay that way long considering that she moved into her own place (I think she lives with Pam now) and the new corner she has started hanging out at.

If you pick her up, she's nice and sweet and halfway through your hummer she'll try and hit you up for an extra 10 to catch... Ha!! I think she wears the hat because she likes having her head pushed down and hates it when a monger's hand slips off - so think of it as a traction control device... I swear I channeled Trashman this morning, because as she started to snort and oink like a broken hoover I told her she could have the extra 10 if she took down her very tight jeans and let me finger (meaning spank) her little ass. A mouth like velvet, an ass that is too cute to be ignored, no visible scars or puntures (they are most certainly there, don't be fooled - snd she has stretchmarks so previous intel about the baby must have been right.)
She knows how to work a guy for cash though - and is way too eager to ride and uncovered fuckstick for the going rate to think that it won't be long for her to start the harder in this case downward spiral to CBU and walking dead status.

Benchseats Rock

Bad Bad Boy

07-20-06, 21:34

no, not the jimmy hat. if she looks young and inexperienced, it's because she is, but she won't stay that way long considering that she moved into her own place.

bench, thanks for the information on the little wilkens "hat" girl. i was curious as to what she was all about and what she has under the hood.

i have seen her 3 or 4 times walking wilkens between the traffic circle and monroe. i wasn't sure whether she was a "wilkensette" (an **** sw wantabe) or an actual sw. now we know.

she is so tiny and young looking. this would be good for those who are into the school girl fantasy thing, but that hat has to go:o). it makes her look so goofy.

thanks for taking her on a test run and providing us with the results. guess her blue book value remains in tact for the time being.

bbb

Baltimonger

07-20-06, 22:01

No, not the Jimmy hat.

If she looks young and inexperienced, it's because she is, but she won't stay that way long considering that she moved into her own place (I think she lives with Pam now) and the new corner she has started hanging out at.

Benchseats Rock
Speaking of Pam:
I was in Busy Bee last weekend grabbing a couple of sodas for me and my lady. I got in line right behind Pam, and she looked better than I remember her from the last time I saw her. I think I dated her a long time ago, but not quite sure. I didn't have a chance to talk to her. Those hoodlums if front that held up the line pissed me off, so I left.

On a hot day of mongering, a cup of hand dipped ice cream from Papa Chicken really cools you down. Ask a Wilkens SW if she can get you a frozen cup from the house on Pulaski St. near Wilkens. It's just frozen kool aid with a lot of extra sugar, but it's great for a quarter.

Saw my old SW buddy T-Dubb. Out of the pokey for a week or so, then sets fire to her sugar daddy's car. Bad Bad Girl.

Blckrcknbeats

07-20-06, 22:59

I've been lurking on the board for 'bout 3 weeks now. Recently, I've had reason to drive from downtown to the corner of Washington and Pataspsco at the minimum of 3 times a week and discovered the Ostend to Washington Blvd. as my favorite route because of the scenery.

A little backgroud. I've been a block regular for the past 8 years or so and over the past 2 years have just found it impossible for the minimum of 2 bills to have the type of fun that I want to have. Recently I've been considering going the escort route, but then I found my little drive and I've become very, very intrigued.

Anyway, I was driving Washington aroung 9:00 2night and thought I saw about 3 different SW give me a nod, but I didn't have the courage/knowledge to feel comfortable to do it.

Funnny side note, I had turned onto Ostend from Washington to head home to Fed Hill/LP and was thinking that I had the courage to turn back and engage someone I had seen at the Italian carryout place under 95 when next thing I knew I had ran a stop sign and LE had me pulled over. I just got a warning, but maybe it was a sign from above.

Anyway, a few questions that some of you pros could answer for me would be great. For example, how do you tell a SW from just a normal girl walking around that area? If she's with 2 guys, is she just hanging out? I'm assuming that even though someone pushing a stroller might be a SW, the stroller thing trumps all and I should not even look. The most important is the whole LE and ULE deal. The car that pulled me over was an unmarked Buick LeSabre. Totally shocking to me.

Anyway, thanks for your prior reports, all the great advice, and anything that you can give a young buck starting out in this hobby.

Rasta

07-21-06, 00:22

Just for Kix,

I wonder if this is the same Kelly I found a year or so go, it was early am as well, she offered to come back to my room and I opted for the car instead. Dark brunette hair, says she doesn't come out often etc.

She stripped completely down in the car and was sexy as hell, sad to hear the year has taken its toll on her, i need to find her again!

Hugh Jardon

07-21-06, 09:14

blkrckbt(or whatever your nickname is),
Here's a link from a "newbie" type thread. A lot of good advice in it.
I'd lay off anyone with a stroller. For one, what are you going to do with the stroller and it's contents if she gets in?
Same with talking to 2 guys. If she's too busy talking w/them, she's too busy to take care of you.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1802&page=4&pp=15

Hugh Jardon

07-21-06, 09:21

After 2+ weeks of settling for some of the skankiest SWers I've ever stuck my penis in(too embarassed to even do reports on them), I found what I thought was too good to be true-a good looking, non-drugged out SW!
Maybe the non-drugged out part is pushing it, she had those fat fingers that the druggies seem to have, but the nails were long, not chewed up. Whatever.
Lisa says she's 25 and has danced on the Block. 3 kids, who's names are tattooed above her right breast. She's about 5'6", slim, red hair, freckles. Talks too much, but she's friendly. Took her to my outdoor spot, and for the cost of a BJ, she did a 1/2 + 1/2 standing up. So so on the first half, but the second half was just fine, lots of moaning, talking and ass smacking!
Not sure if I'd do her again. She's a little crazy, but the service was fine.

Geesh

07-21-06, 09:29

bench, thanks for the information on the little wilkens "hat" girl. i was curious as to what she was all about and what she has under the hood.

i have seen her 3 or 4 times walking wilkens between the traffic circle and monroe. i wasn't sure whether she was a "wilkensette" (an **** sw wantabe) or an actual sw. now we know.

she is so tiny and young looking. this would be good for those who are into the school girl fantasy thing, but that hat has to go:o). it makes her look so goofy.

thanks for taking her on a test run and providing us with the results. guess her blue book value remains in tact for the time being.

bbb
guys be carefull with this one as she is still a "wilkensette" that became an actual sw a little early. she is 17 years old and if le catches you with her you can kiss your ass goodbye. someone needs to find the date of her birthday so we know when she is safe.
ps: who ever drives the black car that picked up the girl in front of the gas station on wash at about 11:45 thurs nite i guess you didn't see the marked leo directly behind you and the ule black crown vic pass from the other direction while you blocked the road to pick her up?
you need a bumper sticker that says "i love central booking"
and to make things worst she wasn't even a keeper as you must have booted her since she was at the gas station a few minutes later.
you are one lucky dude you didn't get pulled over. (hmmm, maybe you were ule?)

PsyberZombie

07-21-06, 09:39

Anyway, a few questions that some of you pros could answer for me would be great. For example, how do you tell a SW from just a normal girl walking around that area? If she's with 2 guys, is she just hanging out? I'm assuming that even though someone pushing a stroller might be a SW, the stroller thing trumps all and I should not even look

If she's pushing a stroller or walking a dog = pass her by

BUT , if she's pushing a LAWN·MOWER , she's a SW fer shur =

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=422650&postcount=310

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=422536&postcount=308

Bad Bad Boy

07-21-06, 16:49

I kid you NOT. That is exactly what she said. Then she rolled up her sleeves and said......... look, I am not a druggie either (and PIGS FLY:O). I almost asked her what those (few) scabs were about on her arms and legs ........ from working in the rose garden? lol The bullshit was flying alright.

Shannon is 37 y/o, brown hair with blonde highlights, about 5' 7", thin about 110 lbs., and reasonably attractive. She was wearing blue jeans and a multi-color blouse. I met her on Millington after passing on Alicia seconds earlier who was talking with some guy on Frederick.

If looks could kill, I would be dead. Alicia was NOT at all happy I passed her by, especially considering what happened last Tuesday (see post # 1213). Maybe next time, Alicia.

A word to the wise. Shannon is one who will try to control everything and will walk all over you if you let her. You have to let her know up front and in a very firm manner that she will be playing according to your ground rules and not hers. You will be calling the plays.

She also has a very high opinion of herself (and worth) which she tries to justify based on her looks, being drug-free, and experience. It got so bad there for a minute or two that I took off my sunglasses, looked her in the eye and told her to stop it (trying to control everything and all her bs).

I told her you can't bullshit a bullshitter. Shannon calmed right down and afterwards we enjoyed ourselves. I wished Bench would have picked her up next. After a little discipline and some of his straight talk, she would be meowing like a little docile kitten:o).

I only saw 3 or 4 girls out on the loop this afternoon and LE presence was very light.

There were 7 girls out on E. Baltimore and Conkling this morning. They were some kind of ugly. I mean these girls were the "poster children for birth control". Now I know why some animals eat their young. lol

BBB

Geesh, thanks for the additional information on the little Wilkens "hat" girl. None of us need that kind of trouble.

Larry 56

07-21-06, 17:06

Don't put up with any crap from these gurls. They don't want respect, of course, just your money. They don't get any if they don't do it right. Use that ejector seat! They aren't your sister!

Larry!

Baltimonger

07-21-06, 22:11

Sorry about the stupid post yesterday. My far more intelligent post seemed to disappear for the board. Am I being censured/censored?

If she's pushing a stroller or walking a dog = pass her by

BUT , if she's pushing a LAWN·MOWER , she's a SW fer shur
Not in this town. I've seen a few SW's pushing strollers (the preggo redhead has a previous tyke), and I remember Pigtown Jen from a few years back walking her dog all over the neighborhood.

Bx3:
The more you pick up the same SW, the less sex you will have. Don't let them think they've got you by the balls.

Larry 56

07-21-06, 22:53

Baltimonger

07-21-06, 23:04

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=450783#post450783

They must have pinched some off CL. I can't believe the age of some of the SWs! Note the addresses. Seems like the AMPs were missed on this one. It doesn't seem that drugs were the point either.

No strollers or dog walkers for me. Those I'll let go. They are too creative for me. ;)

Larry!
No, actually most are from the TA Baltimore south truck stop (Assateague Dr., Oceano Ave, 8000 block Wash. Blvd). The 8000 block Washington Blvd is interesting. The truck stop recently gated their lot and put in a pay system. I wondered where the SW's would have gone to. There are a lot better than average SW's working that area, which explains the oddball addresses.

Since they gated the truck stop, it's gone from one of the busiest stops on the east coast to a ghost town. It was the SW's who brought the truckers in, not the ambience.

Brewers Ct. & Whiskey Bottom Rd. area is where there is a lot of crack, and of course, SW's.

I call bullshit on the "Detectives also used the Internet to identify suspects working as prostitutes in Howard County" claim. Not a single one was picked up away from a known stroll.

How much money was used in this BS operation?

Not nearly as much as in the stem cell debate this week. What is there to debate? LE catches you with a stem, they will put you in a cell.

Larry 56

07-22-06, 00:32

No, actually most are from the TA Baltimore south truck stop (Assateague Dr., Oceano Ave, 8000 block Wash. Blvd). The 8000 block Washington Blvd is interesting. The truck stop recently gated their lot and put in a pay system. I wondered where the SW's would have gone to. There are a lot better than average SW's working that area, which explains the oddball addresses.

Since they gated the truck stop, it's gone from one of the busiest stops on the east coast to a ghost town. It was the SW's who brought the truckers in, not the ambience.

Brewers Ct. & Whiskey Bottom Rd. area is where there is a lot of crack, and of course, SW's.

I call bullshit on the "Detectives also used the Internet to identify suspects working as prostitutes in Howard County" claim. Not a single one was picked up away from a known stroll.

How much money was used in this BS operation?

Not nearly as much as in the stem cell debate this week. What is there to debate? LE catches you with a stem, they will put you in a cell.

Is the 8000 block Washinton Blvd. the truck stop? I thought it was off 175?
Wasn't the bar a good hunting ground?

A stem is a crack pipe easily available at non-chain stores.

Larry!

Bad Bad Boy

07-22-06, 09:44

Anyway, a few questions that some of you pros could answer for me would be great. Anyway, thanks for your prior reports, all the great advice, and anything that you can give a young buck starting out in this hobby.

In addition to the advice you have already been given, don't forget to read our BALTIMORE MONGERING BASICS - FOR NEWBIE'S thread which you will find under Baltimore.

It is filled will excellent information and will provide you with a crash course on mongering compiled by our senior members and where the stroll areas can be found. Read it 2 or 3 times and totally digest everything. If you do, it will save you a lot of grief.

One last suggestion. Check out these stroll areas in the daytime so you can become totally familiar with them before mongering. Look for a couple of spots to "play" that you would be comfortable with ahead of time, rather than going to the spot she picks.

Good luck, BBB

Baltimonger

07-22-06, 17:42

Is the 8000 block Washinton Blvd. the truck stop? I thought it was off 175?
Wasn't the bar a good hunting ground?

A stem is a crack pipe easily available at non-chain stores.

Larry!
This is the 8000 block of Washington Blvd. (http://maps.yahoo.com/maps_result?addr=8000+washington+blvd&csz=20794&country=us&new=1&name=&qty=) Note Cedar Ave. There is a motel there (also named Cedar) which has lots of pipe smoking accessories for sale nearby. SW's are not hard to find there.

The truck stop bordered by Rt. 175 and Assateague Dr. To the west is Washington Blvd. and to the east is Oceano Dr. My vehicle was towed there last year on recognition alone, not for any illegal activity. I had been warned a few months earlier it would happen if this one cop saw it there. The people running the place will call the cops if they see SW's on the lot. They got their wish: No SW's = no trucks = no fuel sales. The lot used to be overflowing most nights, with long lines of trucks just trying to find a parking space. Now there is absolutely no problem finding a place to park.

This makes no sense:
Jasmine Elizabeth Taylor, 20
3712 Ralph St.
Columbus, GA 20774
Arrest location: Oceano Ave. and Route 175, Jessup
Prostitution
There is no Ralph St. in Columbus, GA. 20774 is a zip code for Upper Marlboro, MD (I know, it used to be my zip code), and there is no Ralph St. there either.

The distance from the truck stop to intake/booking is so short, LE could walk you over there if they had to.

Benchseats Rock

07-22-06, 19:26

On the other hand, ther is a Ralph St. in Claxton which is on the other side of Fort Stewart from 95, so chances are she hitched it and told the fuzz she's from the other side of Georgia so as to not alert mommy and daddy. Or she's AWOL, but Maryland from Georgia is a step down, but so is the step from GI Jane to framed Maryland streetwalker. Someone is fucked up in any event, and unless I'm the one doing the fucking I could care less, unless its funny. :-)

Benchseats Rock

CasaDelAmor

07-22-06, 21:54

Claxton Georgia is the home of the Famous Claxton Fruit Cakes. It seems this site also has its own share of Famous Fruit Cakes (Laughing). Come on Mongers, why are you all involved in analyzing where this Ho is from. A Ho is a Ho is a Ho and as far as I am concerned a Hos home is where the motherload erupts. Happy Hunting and please do not run off to Claxton Georgia and Ralph St. or for that matter looking behind the Fruit Cake Factory for SWs.

Larry 56

07-23-06, 00:48

Ok, now I understand the set up. The couple times I went there which was years ago, you could go into the truckstop and into the basement bar and have your pick. I assume that they closed that up now. Lots of SWs around too.

I've seen the no-tell there.

Anyone seen Ashley or Tessa? Both on Washington Blvd. @ the Clix and are MIA. Once I get something good together, they get lost or off they go to the LE Palace. :(

Larry!

Benchseats Rock

07-23-06, 00:53

Sometimes I wonder if my car is such a piece of shit that a cop sees it and just knows that I'm sightseeing with intent to fuck his girlfriend standing on the corner. I think that the answer is fairly obvious - my car is as obvious a mongermobile as the new camera at the corner of Eagle and Payson is a sign that the police would rather hassle a bunch of junkies than actually going after oh let's see.... Drug Dealers? Murderers? Fuck that, how about going after Politicians who are more interested in a good show for re-election than getting anything done? If that isn’t the real crime here then the terrorists have already won.

That may have been unfair. My humble apologies to the mayor. He’s a politician, and is going to do what is most important for himself, at the expense of actually doing anything he said he would do for Baltimore, but I understand that this is more about the job than it is about fixing Baltimore. But there are 2 sides to every story. I’m a monger. That means instead of “Believing” or taking friends to the public homeless shelter that is the Inner Harbor I am going to be calling in sick because it is going to take me longer to find Officer Friendly’s girlfriend to fuck in the ass because even if they fucking go ahead and install a fucking K-Mart special in my car, I am still going to fuck raw whichever skanky hole is infront of my crotch at the moment: I am still going to pork women I don’t know and don’t want to know and pay them for it – because I want to, they want to, and not since age 13 has anyone ever told me what to do and no sycophant has-been commissioner with no fucking clue what to do about crime is going to be the first.

I’ll stop making the left on Eagle as often as I used to, but I’m not going to stop mongering. Why? Because there will still be hookers out there, and I promise you that they are more desperate to score than I am, because someone forgot to ask the drug dealers to stop dealing, and because cameras have proven many things, one of which is that people spend more on porn than they do on all other film combined – another thing they’ve proven is that the city administration is clearly being cuckolded by real estate developers waving tax revenue and eminent domain in their faces: revenue that could have come from people in a neighborhood like the ones we visit often on this forum, but that presupposes that government actually gives a shit about investing in anything other than PR firms to blow smoke up their asses so they can go to sleep at night thinking that 1. what they do matters, and 2. they aren’t wasting money on cameras because as long as they can point to a cleaned up corner they’re still actually able to tell people that they’ve accomplished something. Not even Disney got all the perv out of Times Square. Now don’t get me wrong, I was just as surprised as Rudy to discover that there was a church across the street from the Port Authority, the key difference being that New York got sponsored by Disney and the fundamentalist right wing. The only chance Baltimore has of being sponsored is if that same Puritanical bunch of anti-idealogues decides to hold a Narcotics Anonymous meeting and confront Baltimore once and for all about its political addiction to bullshit.

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56

07-23-06, 04:16

Bad Bad Boy

07-23-06, 06:35

I couldn't agree with you more Bench about the misguided priorities of our politicians - AT ALL LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT - who seem to be only interested in promoting themselves, their party and lining their pockets with special interest money. This is one of my hot button issues which makes me see red every time I pick up a newspaper or turn on TV.

Every election year, the city mayors and governors make a big deal of upping the numbers of arrests (not necessarily convictions) to show the voting public how tough they are on crime. It's all a big PR gimmick to get them re-elected.

They go after the SW's and Johns because they are easy targets. Their thinking is if they can get the SW's off the streets, then the drug dealers lose their best customers and either go out of business or move some where else which results in less turf wars and hence the murder rates go down proportionately.

It's all inter-related. Do you start at the bottom and go up or visa versa? That's more than likely their thinking. I would love to see a greater effort in going after corrupt politicians, CEO's/CFO's who have ruined the lives of millions of citizens, drug cartels, and the like who are the real crooks.

Okay, I will get off my soapbox but it really pisses me off every time I think about this shit. I have total disregard for all politicians regardless of their party. Wouldn't it be a novel idea if they actually did was right for the Country and their State for a change rather than their own sad-ass interests?

BTW Bench, if you ever think of running for mayor or governor, YOU HAVE MY VOTE!

BBB