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Smiling Fox
04-08-07, 17:49
Oh good god, man, you dont yell hew haw.
Its YEEE HAAAA.
Any body with any western training knows that, Just watch any good western movie, and John Wayne yells, YEEE HAAA.
Dam easterners don't know nuttin.
SF
Benchseats Rock
04-08-07, 20:47
N.J.'S Smoking Ban Hurts Restaurant, Bar Sales
(CBS/AP) TRENTON The statewide indoor public smoking ban enacted a year ago is hurting businesses to the point that they have to close, state business leaders say.
The New Jersey Smoke-Free Air Act, passed last year by legislators, prohibits cigar, cigarette and pipe smoking in restaurants, bars, private office buildings and other indoor places. It was designed to protect workers from second-hand smoke.
But as the first anniversary of the legislation approaches, Deborah Dowdell, president of the New Jersey Restaurant Association said hundreds of restaurants, bars and taverns have seen sales cut in half while others will be forced to close.
Jon Perper, owner of a bowling center in Cherry Hill, says he's going to shutter his business this summer and knows of at least 10 other bowling centers that are going to do the same.
"We immediately saw a dramatic hit in the bar part of our business," Perper told The Philadelphia Inquirer for Sunday's newspapers. "This was like 'Cheers.' People would come here after work and watch the bowling."
But state legislators say the clean indoor air will save lives and that other states such as California and New York have implemented similar bans without any negative economic effects.
"There is no reason it won't work in New Jersey," said Sen. John Adler, D-Camden. "It's hard to quantify lives saved and illnesses avoided."
The law exempted casinos. But the Atlantic City Council later moved to restrict smoking in the city's gaming centers. By April 15, the city's 11 casinos must comply with a new law that would make 75 percent of the gambling floors smoke-free.
Horsetrader
04-08-07, 23:47
If a complete smoking ban is invoked in Baltimore, there won't be any stippers in the stip bars. Perhaps they will work the streets where they can smoke a Newport before smoking our units, and earn one Jackson at a time.
Baltimonger
04-09-07, 22:37
Are there any exemptions for the hookah bars with the smoking ban?
BBB: the Carlos Hathcock of mongering. I'm sure a bunch of you are in need of Googling that one.
Smiling Fox: Us easterners migh not know nuttin, but at least we won the Civil War.
Oriole Mon
04-09-07, 22:50
It should make "smoking cock" less common.
Smiling Fox
04-09-07, 23:57
Not sure what civil war has to do with hearden or riding wild woman.
Then again, depends which "civil" war you are refurrning to.
SF
Bad Bad Boy
04-10-07, 07:28
No need to Google that one, Baltimonger. You are entering into my world now. I have two books on Carlos. I recommend both for anyone who is interested in reading about the Marine sniper legend and his exploits in Vietnam.
The two books are:
1. MARINE SNIPER, 93 Confirmed Kills, by Charles Henderson. It's out in paperback and can be purchased for about $7.95. The book provides a brief biography of Gunnery Sergeant Carlos Hathcock and his legendary exploits. Once you pick up the book, you won't be able to put it down. You will be held spellbound when you read about how he stalked and killed "the Apache" - a sadistic woman VC sniper, "Nguyan" - the enemies best sniper, the "Frenchman" - who tortured captured US soldiers, 4-day stalk to kill a General, and decimating a VC company he caught in the Elephant Valley. It's a must read book.
2. Carlos Hathcock, WHITE FEATHER, USMC Scout Sniper, by Roy and Norman Chandler. The book will cost about $35. It's a complete biography of Carlos, including many pictures of him, his rifle, awards, promotions, etc. It also describes some of his infamous stalks and kills. It's good book, but expensive.
What set Carlos apart from all the other snipers was his field craft, shooting skills, and that he was a specialist who was sent of deadly missions to take out the enemy. He also racked up around 300 probable kills (unconfirmed). He was really unique in that he could become one with nature when on the stalk.
If you are interested in any of these books or other ones, let me know and I can recommend some others for you to read.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
04-10-07, 07:43
Oh good god, man, you dont yell hew haw.
Its YEEE HAAAA.
Any body with any western training knows that, Just watch any good western movie, and John Wayne yells, YEEE HAAA.
Dam easterners don't know nuttin. SF
Thanks for the clarification, Fox, and for instructing me to correctly yell YEEE HAAAA. I'll try that next time and see if the ride goes any smoother. roflmao.
No wonder I got bucked off that pretty girl a while back when I grabbed onto her hair, slapped her on her beautiful ass a few times, slide deep inside her, and then yelled HEE HAW in all the excitement when we came. lol
I am sure glad that we have you and Big Red to advise us on our western culture and lingo. I got it now:o). lol
BBB
Are there any exemptions for the hookah bars with the smoking ban?
I believe when a certain percentage of your sales are tobacco (dont remember the figure), you can smoke on premisis. Our friend at tbwnn managed to somehow rig his books so that cigar sales make up the necessary % for his place to be considered a "cigar bar", a place which would still allow smoking. Now, its not final and there is still some sort of review process, but, in the meantime, you are still allowed to smoke at tbwnn. I simply couldn't imagine hookah or hoowah bars being non-smoking.
Big White probably knows better details.
I believe when a certain percentage of your sales are tobacco (dont remember the figure), you can smoke on premisis. Our friend at tbwnn managed to somehow rig his books so that cigar sales make up the necessary % for his place to be considered a "cigar bar", a place which would still allow smoking. Now, its not final and there is still some sort of review process, but, in the meantime, you are still allowed to smoke at tbwnn. I simply couldn't imagine hookah or hoowah bars being non-smoking.
Big White probably knows better details.
I have seen the sign at TBWNN. I thought it was kinda funny. Their cigar prices (I was offered one) are insanely expensive. I don't think that the Baltimore/Maryland bands have an exemption based on sales per se, but rather there is a hardship exemption. No doubt the strip clubs will get those, but I believe the Baltimore ban requires a review (on an individual bar basis) by the Health Commissioner.
Dr. Monger
Benchseats Rock
04-10-07, 13:06
The Finer Points of Street Grammar: Ho's, Hoes, or Hos?
Posted by Ken Shepherd on April 10, 2007 - 10:51.
Just to give our readers a look at how fastidiously accurate we are at the MRC, we've been having a bit of an in-house debate about the proper spelling for the nominative plural for "ho," as in the street slang for *****. Yes, news is stranger than fiction, and we only have Don Imus's "nappy-headed hos (?)" remark to blame for this journalistic quandary.
My colleague Matt Balan and I have combed the Web to see how different news orgs handle it and he's found no consensus:
* UPI uses "ho's": "Imus last week described Rutgers University's women's basketball team as 'nappy-headed ho's.' Imus also apologized for the comment during his talk show."
* Associated Press uses "hos": "Radio host Don Imus, suspended for two weeks for calling the Rutgers female basketball players 'nappy-headed hos,' called the punishment appropriate Tuesday but stressed, 'I am not a racist.'
* LA Times uses "hoes": "Radio provocateur Don Imus apologized Friday for referring to the Rutgers women's basketball team as 'some nappy-headed hoes' on a broadcast of his syndicated radio show 'Imus in the Morning,' which also airs live on MSNBC."
* Gregory Moore at BlackAthlete.net also uses "hoes."
We at NewsBusters typically follow Associated Press Style and since the AP wire is going with "hos," that probably will be the default for any future posts, for what that's worth.
In the meantime, for more examples, you'll just have to follow Rosie O's advice and "Google it!"
Excellent work bench. I often find myself pondering about this very problem when writing reports. UPI are idiots because obviously 's is possessive, so it makes no sense in that context. I always struggle between hos or hoes. Hos just looks wrong, while hoes makes me think of garden tools. Hos does make the most sense. I bet I used hoes most in the past.
Benchseats Rock
04-10-07, 14:48
I bet I used hoes most in the past.
Both in and out of context, I would have to agree. :)
Thanks for the clarification, Fox, and for instructing me to correctly yell YEEE HAAAA. I'll try that next time and see if the ride goes any smoother. roflmao.
No wonder I got bucked off that pretty girl a while back when I grabbed onto her hair, slapped her on her beautiful ass a few times, slide deep inside her, and then yelled HEE HAW in all the excitement when we came. lol
I am sure glad that we have you and Big Red to advise us on our western culture and lingo. I got it now:o). lol
BBB
If you remember the Grand Ole Opry's show Hee Haw, you know that "hee haw" is the noise a mule makes...
&67
Excellent work bench. I often find myself pondering about this very problem when writing reports. UPI are idiots because obviously 's is possessive, so it makes no sense in that context. I always struggle between hos or hoes. Hos just looks wrong, while hoes makes me think of garden tools. Hos does make the most sense. I bet I used hoes most in the past.
Not to get too deep into this deeply erudite discussion of the proper spelling of the plural of "ho", I do beg to differ with my learned and esteemed colleague Loop Vet on his categorization of 's as "obviously possessive". I can think of at least one example where an apostrophe is not possessive, namely "it's" meaning "it is". In that case, the apostrophe denote's a contraction rather than possession, similar to the use of "don't", "can't" etc. After pondering, I think I like the UPI version, because it represents a contraction of the original word w****s down into a few contituent letters. That shrinking is exemplified to the reader by the use of the apostrophe. It does leave of course, no margin for error when the ho's in question posess an object, because it makes indicating a possessive indicator next to impossible.
Well, back to the drawing board...perhaps Mr. Webster has an answer to this obviously burning dilemma.
Dr. Monger
P.S. The opinions herein reflect only the opinions of the writer, and are not intended to reflect the views of the USASexguide, United Press International, or The Merriam Webster Co.
In my opinion you can’t go wrong with multiply hoes no matter how you spell it.
Able2
Smiling Fox
04-12-07, 01:40
OK,
You know I can't stand to let that go by,
Get the HO HO HO, to go HEE HAW, HEE HAW.
In the mean time, you can yell YEE HAA.......
IMUST warn you, since I didnt want to catch any of you NAPPING, on this subject. As our ladies are giving us HEAD, ever wander what those drugged out HO'S might call all of us. We see alot of pics here, and I'm not seeing those tight 6 pac ABS. And thats on them, or us. lol.
So, ho ho ho, have a merry christmas and and a happy ho year.
Unsigned.
Its not my idea to write this trash.
He made me do it.
yes, Doc, you are correct the the apostrophe is also used in contractions. i generally view contractions as contracting two words, while forgetting that you can also contract a single word, like in this case. not only are you a gentleman, you are also a scholar.
Bad Bad Boy
04-12-07, 12:15
OK,
You know I can't stand to let that go by,
Get the HO HO HO, to go HEE HAW, HEE HAW.
In the mean time, you can yell YEE HAA.......
So, ho ho ho, have a merry christmas and and a happy ho year.
Unsigned.
I know, I know I committed a very serious forepaw when I confused HEE HAW with YEE HAA. I am truly repentant:o).
This serves me right for not watching John Wayne movies like WESTWARD HO, instead THE SANDS OF IWO JIMA. My only excuse is that I must have been deprived as a kid when growing up and not watching these profound movies. OMG, there's that word again.... ho, hoe, ho's, hoes. Which is correct? This is way too much for anyone to keep straight. lol
Now some "unsigned" artist has written a song and put it to music to commemorate this historic event. Check your local stores when the CD comes out with Snoop Dog rapping the lyrics. lol
YEE HAA, BBB
yes, Doc, you are correct the the apostrophe is also used in contractions. i generally view contractions as contracting two words, while forgetting that you can also contract a single word, like in this case. not only are you a gentleman, you are also a scholar.
LV,
I hope you realize that a good deal of my post was tongue-in-cheek. Just a little bit o'fun. I really do like "ho's" thogh as the variant.
We need to grab a brew and scout some poon when the weather change brings some vanilla SWS to DC so I will have something to look at.
Dr. Monger
Benchseats Rock
04-12-07, 16:14
LV,
I hope you realize that a good deal of my post was tongue-in-cheek. Just a little bit o'fun. I really do like "ho's" thogh as the variant.
We need to grab a brew and scout some poon when the weather change brings some vanilla SWS to DC so I will have something to look at.
Or Grand Master Loopy could grace us with his presence at the next RT.
I was with you on the vibe, Doc, no worries. We will do that beer and scout session soon. I'm hoping the change of the weather not only brings wsw's (wait...), but ANY sw's (there it is again). DC is fucking dead man. But there are always clubs to go to and a fun little spot you can have a cigar.
Shit, Bench, you know I'm a RT guy. You jokers were just throwing them every other day, I couldnt keep up. You do realize that with the shit that goes on in my life, RT's (damnit! thats final, i like the apostrophe) may as well be any average Tuesday.
Plus, man, I'm seriously sick of the sw's. Especially those same tired ass ho's. All very nice girls, usually with great attitudes, but, I have no desire to fuck them anymore. ZERO. I've been spoiled man. My ex makes these bitches seem like corpses.
I have a decent little thing going on with that hood rat chick who calls weekly. I see her every now and again for a cheap gfe, but I'm almost done with that too, the conversations are killing me.
I just cant get excited for a cbj or sex with someone who doesnt actually want me to give it to them. I feel I deserve better. I'm special. Dont you think I'm special? And damnit, people like me. I promise.
I was with you on the vibe, Doc, no worries. We will do that beer and scout session soon. I'm hoping the change of the weather not only brings wsw's (wait...), but ANY sw's (there it is again). DC is fucking dead man. But there are always clubs to go to and a fun little spot you can have a cigar.
Shit, Bench, you know I'm a RT guy. You jokers were just throwing them every other day, I couldnt keep up. You do realize that with the shit that goes on in my life, RT's (damnit! thats final, i like the apostrophe) may as well be any average Tuesday.
Plus, man, I'm seriously sick of the sw's. Especially those same tired ass ho's. All very nice girls, usually with great attitudes, but, I have no desire to fuck them anymore. ZERO. I've been spoiled man. My ex makes these bitches seem like corpses.
I have a decent little thing going on with that hood rat chick who calls weekly. I see her every now and again for a cheap gfe, but I'm almost done with that too, the conversations are killing me.
I just cant get excited for a cbj or sex with someone who doesnt actually want me to give it to them. I feel I deserve better. I'm special. Dont you think I'm special? And damnit, people like me. I promise.
I am with you 100% on the above sentiment. Its just not good enough anymore to get my rocks off. I need a GFE. It's why I have been pursuing "arrangements" with non-professional or semi-pro young ladies. They are more passionate, and are into the sex as much as the money or perks. I recently had a mind blowing session with a young lady for several hours, after a normal (i.e. dinner and a movie) seeming date. It was less than most Eros providers are asking. The interesting thing is I have had more "sugardaddy" sucess on CL than the sugardaddie (spelling intentional, hint hint) website. And the vetting process can be a hell of a lot of fun ;-)
Dr. Monger
P.S. Glad you came around to my way of thinkiing about the " ' ". :)
Baltimonger
04-12-07, 22:26
Up for bid:The City That Bleeds (http://cgi.ebay.com/Baltimore-City-Police-Patch-that-Bleeds_W0QQitemZ180104575233QQihZ008QQcategoryZ39689QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) patch.
This was actually designed by some of the BPD officers.
Ho- one who is a ho; singular, also Don Ho, or Ho Chi Minh
Hoe- a garden tool.
Ho's- possessive apostrophe, as in "the ho's clothes"
Hos' plural apostrophe, as in the "hos' pimp's clothes"
Hose- what you want a ho to be sucking on.
Hosed- what you don't want a ho to do to you.
Hoegaarden- Either a great beer from Belgium, or a garden to take a hosebag ho, where you do sick things to her involving a hoe, a hose, and Ho Chi Minh's femur while singing "Tiny Bubbles".
Smiling Fox
04-13-07, 00:05
Loved the old war movies. The Sands of Iwo Jima.
My problem, That amazing sound that marines make. UUUOOOOOWAAA. Any one care to actually spell it.
Yeah thats an acceptable sound too, I would think. Besides who wants to argue with a Marine. Meanest mothers around.
Benchseats Rock
04-13-07, 02:13
Up for bid:The City That Bleeds (http://cgi.ebay.com/Baltimore-City-Police-Patch-that-Bleeds_W0QQitemZ180104575233QQihZ008QQcategoryZ39689QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) patch.
This was actually designed by some of the BPD officers.
Damn.
I have got to get me one of those.
Thanks for the tip man.
I am with you 100% on the above sentiment. Its just not good enough anymore to get my rocks off. I need a GFE. It's why I have been pursuing "arrangements" with non-professional or semi-pro young ladies. They are more passionate, and are into the sex as much as the money or perks. I recently had a mind blowing session with a young lady for several hours, after a normal (i.e. dinner and a movie) seeming date. It was less than most Eros providers are asking. The interesting thing is I have had more "sugardaddy" sucess on CL than the sugardaddie (spelling intentional, hint hint) website. And the vetting process can be a hell of a lot of fun ;-)
Dr. Monger
P.S. Glad you came around to my way of thinkiing about the " ' ". :)
yeah, man, the non-pros and semi-pros are the way to go for me. I don't like paying escort prices, otherwise I'd see Finesse every now and again, and scout out some others like Ashana and her girlfriend who is very hot. BW has seen both of those two and raves.
The stripclub girls in DC are generally non-pros. My experience with them is always much more satisfying than my time with the average sw. You know where the difference lies - pimps. Pimps are the reason the sw's (DC's) are so adament about condoms and getting back to the track in a reasonable amount of time.
I picked up this one dancer, Tender (pics and link to report in DC photo thread under "Dancers" title), for a little date. Now I figured all along she had done this before, blah, blah. So she gets in the car and we're going to my house when she says, "do you think i could borrow like 40 dollars, I'm trying to go out tomorrow and I should have been working tonight." She ended up spending the night that night. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, the works. She basically had no idea what kind of monetary value I put on that kind of service. Granted, I gave her plenty more than the 40 she asked for, just to establish a rapport, but that is the difference between a non-pro and a pro. They feel like less of a hoowa if it seems like a real date and fuck.
Baltimonger
04-13-07, 16:08
Damn.
I have got to get me one of those.
Thanks for the tip man.
I won it! I won it!
I won it! I won it!
I won it! :)I won it!:)
Did I mention that...
I won it!
I won it!
I won it!
$15+shipping
LE can lock up anyone for loitering within 50 feet of a liquor store. Just ask Angela, it happened to her a few years ago.
The red-headed Angela? Boy, I miss her now.
Larry!
If you remember the Grand Ole Opry's show Hee Haw, you know that "hee haw" is the noise a mule makes...
&67
I have also heard that sound come out of Bench at times. ;)
Larry!
Baltimonger
04-13-07, 17:52
The red-headed Angela? Boy, I miss her now.
Larry!
No, THE Angela. Black haired Angela from Wilkens.
The funny thing is the LEO who popped later became a favorite of SW's after he lost interest in being LE. He later gave up his badge, and is now loving life.
Benchseats Rock
04-13-07, 19:03
I won it! I won it!
I won it! I won it!
I won it! :)I won it!:)
Did I mention that...
I won it!
I won it!
I won it!
$15+shipping
I got one also. I can't wait till it gets here.
I was with you on the vibe, Doc, no worries. We will do that beer and scout session soon. I'm hoping the change of the weather not only brings wsw's (wait...), but ANY sw's (there it is again). DC is fucking dead man. But there are always clubs to go to and a fun little spot you can have a cigar.
Shit, Bench, you know I'm a RT guy. You jokers were just throwing them every other day, I couldnt keep up. You do realize that with the shit that goes on in my life, RT's (damnit! thats final, i like the apostrophe) may as well be any average Tuesday.
Plus, man, I'm seriously sick of the sw's. Especially those same tired ass ho's. All very nice girls, usually with great attitudes, but, I have no desire to fuck them anymore. ZERO. I've been spoiled man. My ex makes these bitches seem like corpses.
I have a decent little thing going on with that hood rat chick who calls weekly. I see her every now and again for a cheap gfe, but I'm almost done with that too, the conversations are killing me.
I just cant get excited for a cbj or sex with someone who doesnt actually want me to give it to them. I feel I deserve better. I'm special. Dont you think I'm special? And damnit, people like me. I promise.
Yes, DC is dead but it seems like they almost have a policy to scrub the streets clean and leave the AMPs completely alone as long as they are below the radar.
Baltimonger
04-16-07, 19:56
Here's a sampling of some of the strange things I bought on Ebay:
Loved the old war movies. The Sands of Iwo Jima.
My problem, That amazing sound that marines make. UUUOOOOOWAAA. Any one care to actually spell it.
Yeah thats an acceptable sound too, I would think. Besides who wants to argue with a Marine. Meanest mothers around.Hey SF,
USARMY is Hoohah, second h is silent pronounced Hooah
USMC is Hoorah, the first H is silent pronounced Oorah it sounds like a guttural, primeval bark coming from within. The proper inflection and tone can be generated when a DI drives a size 10 combat boot up your ass far enough to compress your diaphragm. Pronouncing it correctly requires an all inclusive 13 week vacation at Paris Island SC, courtesy of Uncle Sam.
Just trying to set the record straight
Big Red
Benchseats Rock
04-17-07, 02:46
Here's a sampling of some of the strange things I bought on Ebay:
How much did the panties cost you KJ? You were talking about the panties, right? :D
Not sure what civil war has to do with hearden or riding wild woman.
Then again, depends which "civil" war you are refurrning to.
SFCivil War? Sir you mean the war of northern aggression against the peace loving people of the south. This is the answer I got when I was in Richmond VA Pillsbury plant and asked a southern gentleman(I use that term loosely) about a Civil War Battlefield.
Guess he told me
Big Red
Loved the old war movies. The Sands of Iwo Jima.
My problem, That amazing sound that marines make. UUUOOOOOWAAA. Any one care to actually spell it.
Yeah thats an acceptable sound too, I would think. Besides who wants to argue with a Marine. Meanest mothers around.
Navy's spelled Hooyah
USMC's spelled Oorah and pronounced "Ooh-rah!"
I believe all are from an acronym for "Heard Understood Acknowledged" ("HUA" -- but with vibrato)
Smiling Fox
04-17-07, 09:32
Figures Big Red would fill me in on this marine sound. But Webdoggy, got like 442 posts, uh oh a very senior, senior. LOL. Actually I was going to ask my gay fetish goth model, who comes by sorta regularly for some guy fun. She is a former marine, taught hand to hand to the recriuts. Couple of weeks ago I asked to see some of her moves. She just about took my nose off with her little toe. Lets just say she had enough control or I was dam lucky, she left little toe mong particles in the 1/4" space between my nose and her foot.
Then just touched my heart with a straight hit. Now I had just a little training.
Whew. That was close.
Any way as for the sounds, it really was the hee haw, and the yee haa.
how the hell did we get on to the marine shit.
SF ;)
Oh contriversy over at general reports, gotta post, hot dam
Baltimonger
04-17-07, 17:52
How much did the panties cost you KJ? You were talking about the panties, right? :D
They look so much better on her CL posts don't they? You are looking at the panties, right?;)
Benchseats Rock
04-17-07, 18:25
Congrats on 400 SF.
Also Larry for 800...
Yeehaw, Heehaw, Har Har...
Bench
Figures Big Red would fill me in on this marine sound. But Webdoggy, got like 442 posts, uh oh a very senior, senior. LOL. Actually I was going to ask my gay fetish goth model, who comes by sorta regularly for some guy fun. She is a former marine, taught hand to hand to the recriuts. Couple of weeks ago I asked to see some of her moves. She just about took my nose off with her little toe. Lets just say she had enough control or I was dam lucky, she left little toe mong particles in the 1/4" space between my nose and her foot.
Then just touched my heart with a straight hit. Now I had just a little training.
Whew. That was close.
Any way as for the sounds, it really was the hee haw, and the yee haa.
how the hell did we get on to the marine shit.
SF ;)
Oh contriversy over at general reports, gotta post, hot damWow did BSR start a shitstorm with Lolitaman AKA Dickhead man.
Big Red
Bad Bad Boy
04-22-07, 04:41
What a difference a few miles makes when it comes to girls, attitude, and friendliness.
On the way up to western MD for spring turkey hunting last week, I stopped by the Little Sandi's truck stop restaurant in Hancock for an early breakfast. There was a real cute 21 y/o natural redhead behind the counter.
The girl was very friendly and engaging in conversation and has been working there since January. She is currently living nearby in WVA with her boyfriend of 7 years, has a little child, and loves to go 4-wheeling, hunting and fishing. She is planning to buy a .243 caliber rifle for this year's deer season. Definitely my kinda of girl!
That night I stayed at the local Super 8 motel and ran into another cute girl who just ended her shift and was on the way home to her husband. Another redhead (bottled) and very chatty. She was really nice and fun to talk with.
Now contrast this with the girls around my place (Montgomery County) and you will see a night and day difference in their makeup and attitude. These city girls are use to having high rollers, doctors, lawyers, executives, throw a lot of money at them so they are very high maintenance, not to mention have lousy attitudes. They expect to be treated like queens which they aren't by any stretch.
It's like they are doing you a big favor when taking them out and yes, you better take them out to an gourmet restaurant and spend big bucks on them for the pleasure of their company. After dating a few of these girls, you have had your fill of their games and exploitation.
IMHO, the country girls and their unassuming ways and being appreciative of every little thing you do make them a clear winner.
Maybe that's why I like driving up to western MD and down to the eastern shore so much.
BBB
Congrats on 400 SF.
Also Larry for 800...
Yeehaw, Heehaw, Har Har...
Bench
Har har indeed! :D
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
04-25-07, 04:26
This article appeared in the Baltimore Sun newspaper today:
A Harford County laborer accused of attacks on several women near Aberdeen last year was convicted yesterday in the murder of an Elkton woman, ending a trial that foreshadowed possible charges in other killings.
Charles Eugene Burns, 35, described by those who knew him as a troubled man who was fascinated with serial killers, did not react as the jury forewoman announced the verdict finding him guilty of first-degree murder in the May 2006 death of Lillian Abramowicz Phelps.
Police arrested Burns in June after six prostitutes came forward, alleging he had attacked and sexually assaulted them in remote locations. The bodies of four women were later found, and prosecutors said during motions hearings this month that they had recovered the blood of at least two of them, including Phelps, from the bottom of Burns' Dodge
Autopsies are underway on the other women found which could lead to additional charges of murder against Burns. He is scheduled to be sentenced next month.
BBB
Hlthyguy30
04-29-07, 13:31
Bush Official Resigns Over Escort Links
By ANNE GEARAN, AP Diplomatic Writer
3 hours ago
WASHINGTON - Randall Tobias, head of the Bush administration's foreign aid programs, abruptly resigned Friday after his name surfaced in an investigation into a high-priced call-girl ring, said two people in a position to know the circumstances of his departure.
It was Tobias' own decision to resign, according to one of the people, who said the issue came up only in the past day or so. The people spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because the investigation is still under way.
Tobias submitted his resignation a day after he was interviewed by ABC News for an upcoming program about an alleged prostitution service run by the so-called D.C. Madam.
ABC reported on its Web site late Friday that Tobias confirmed that he had called the Pamela Martin and Associates escort service to have women come to his condo and give him massages. More recently, Tobias told the network, he has been using a service with Central American women.
Tobias, 65, who is married, told ABC News there had been "no sex" during the women's visits to his condo. His name was on a list of clients given to ABC by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who owns the escort service and has been charged with running a prostitution ring in the nation's capital.
U.S. officials would not confirm the information. A message left on Tobias' voice mail seeking comment was not returned.
Friday evening, the State Department put out a statement announcing Tobias' resignation, saying he "informed Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today that he must step down as Director of U.S. Foreign Assistance and U.S. Agency for International Development Administrator effective immediately."
"He is returning to private life for personal reasons," the statement said.
Tobias held two titles: director of U.S. foreign assistance and administrator for the U.S. Agency for International Development. His rank was equivalent to deputy secretary of state.
Rice named Tobias to head the two programs in January 2006, and on Wednesday was at the White House, where President Bush praised his efforts coordinating global AIDS relief. Tobias had been the White House's coordinator for global AIDS relief before taking the USAID post.
On Wednesday, Tobias attended a luncheon at the State Department with Undersecretary of State Karen Hughes and actress Angelina Jolie, who was in Washington pushing for more U.S. education aid for developing countries.
Before joining the administration, Tobias was a director and chairman of Eli Lilly and Co., the Indianapolis-based pharmaceutical company.
"The lives saved and made better around the globe by Randy's work at the State Department constitute a rich legacy on which he can look back with justifiable pride," department spokesman Sean McCormack said Friday.
Tobias was the second public figure identified as a customer of Palfrey's service. Palfrey recently made good on her threat to identify high-profile clients, listing in court documents a military strategist known for his "shock and awe" combat theories.
Palfrey, 50, was indicted in March by a federal grand jury on charges of running the alleged call-girl ring from her home in Vallejo, Calif. She has denied the escort service engaged in prostitution.
Palfrey claimed she has 46 pounds of phone records involving clients. Efforts to reach her late Friday were unsuccessful. Montgomery Blair Sibley, an attorney who represents Palfrey in non-criminal cases, declined to comment.
In court records, prosecutors estimate that her business, Pamela Martin and Associates, generated more than $2 million in revenue over 13 years, with more than 130 women employed at various times to serve thousands of clients at $200 to $300 a session.
Palfrey had threatened to sell phone records that would identify 10,000 clients to pay for her criminal defense, but a federal judge ordered her not to release them. Palfrey, however, gave them to ABC News before the order took effect.
Prosecutors have accused Palfrey of trying to intimidate potential witnesses by exposing them publicly.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press.
Woofermagoo
04-30-07, 06:47
What a difference a few miles makes when it comes to girls, attitude, and friendliness.
On the way up to western MD for spring turkey hunting last week, I stopped by the Little Sandi's truck stop restaurant in Hancock for an early breakfast. There was a real cute 21 y/o natural redhead behind the counter.
The girl was very friendly and engaging in conversation and has been working there since January. She is currently living nearby in WVA with her boyfriend of 7 years, has a little child, and loves to go 4-wheeling, hunting and fishing. She is planning to buy a .243 caliber rifle for this year's deer season. Definitely my kinda of girl!
That night I stayed at the local Super 8 motel and ran into another cute girl who just ended her shift and was on the way home to her husband. Another redhead (bottled) and very chatty. She was really nice and fun to talk with.
Now contrast this with the girls around my place (Montgomery County) and you will see a night and day difference in their makeup and attitude. These city girls are use to having high rollers, doctors, lawyers, executives, throw a lot of money at them so they are very high maintenance, not to mention have lousy attitudes. They expect to be treated like queens which they aren't by any stretch.
It's like they are doing you a big favor when taking them out and yes, you better take them out to an gourmet restaurant and spend big bucks on them for the pleasure of their company. After dating a few of these girls, you have had your fill of their games and exploitation.
IMHO, the country girls and their unassuming ways and being appreciative of every little thing you do make them a clear winner.
Maybe that's why I like driving up to western MD and down to the eastern shore so much.
BBBYou got that right about western MD girls, BBB.
Living here in Frederick I am surrounded by these "country girls" and IMO, the best kind of girls.
Had my share of those "City girls" from years ago and would never date one again.
MY SO loves to go fishing and camping and that is one of many reasons I am with her.
Now, if I only could get her to give me more head, I wouldn't need to go to AMP's so much. lol
Bad Bad Boy
05-01-07, 19:20
You got that right about western MD girls, BBB. Now, if I only could get her to give me more head, I wouldn't need to go to AMP's so much. lol
You might want to try what we term, Condition-Response, in order to get your SO to give you more head. It's like a system of rewards and punishments for good or bad behavior.
Kinda of like putting a shock collar on a hunting dog you are trying to train. When the dog messes up, you give him a slight shock or some reward if he does a good retrieve.
Your SO might object to wearing a shock collar. No problem. Guide her along with good instructions on how and when you would like her to give you head. When she does it right give her a piece of candy OR if she does it wrong, a slap on the ass. lol
We all know these country girls like to please so she will probably be delighted to learn:o)
Good luck and let us know how it turns out. roflmao
BBB
Oriole Mon
05-09-07, 19:10
You might want to try what we term, Condition-Response, in order to get your SO to give you more head.
When she does it right give her a piece of candy OR if she does it wrong, a slap on the ass. lol
BBBWith my SO the reward is pizza. I hate pizza and refuse to eat it, mainly because it makes me sick as hell. However, she loves it. So at least once a week I used to come home with pizza. It worked fine for about 3 years, but now the pizza to BJ ratio is above 4. I think I need a new reward.
Oriole
Bad Bad Boy
05-17-07, 10:24
This article appeared in today's Baltimore Sun newspaper which could have a big impact on mongering. While the article describes some PROPOSED legislation, it nevertheless could become reality.
Here's a brief summary of the article:
Large swaths of Baltimore could be declared emergency areas subject to heightened police enforcement - including a lockdown of streets - under a city councilman's proposal that aims to slow the city's climbing homicide count.
The legislation - which met with a lukewarm response from Mayor Sheila Dixon's administration yesterday, and which others likened to martial law - would allow police to close liquor stores and bars, limit the number of people on city sidewalks and halt traffic in areas declared "public safety act zones." It comes as the number of homicides in Baltimore reached 108, up from 98 at the same time last year.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
05-18-07, 18:18
Researchers at the Johns Hopkins School of Public Health announced that oral sex - blow jobs and eating pussy - may cause throat cancer.
If you and your girlfriend have had more than 5 oral-sex partners in your lives, you are both 250% more likely to develop throat cancer than some sad asshole who's never had oral sex.
Let's face it, most Americans eat pussy and swallow cock. The National Center for Health Statistics: 90% of straight men and 88% of straight women report engaging in oral sex.
Researchers believe that oral sex may transmit human papillomavirus (HPV) which can lodge in the throat where it can cause cancer.
And now for the good news. There's a vaccine that offers 100% protection against the strains of HPV. The vaccine has already been approved for women and is currently being tested in men.
BBB
Baltimonger
05-18-07, 18:25
They want LE to aggressively search people? Don't they do that already?
They (the elected) want the murder rate to go down, they should stop encouraging the 'get everybody snitching on everybody else' culture LE has created.
Almost all the murderers are those who have been let out early, or got no time in jail for prior felony convictions. Try doing something about that problem first.
Cloud William
05-21-07, 18:26
Jeez, I know I've posted some bad ones but these left me speechless;
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40335
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
Benchseats Rock
05-21-07, 19:03
Jeez, I know I've posted some bad ones but these left me speechless;
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40335
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
Robux has been MIA for a while now... I didn't realize you missed him this much. If there was a better way to ensure that he will be prowling the streets of Baltimore; I, for one, wouldn't know what it could possibly be.
- Bench
Jeez, I know I've posted some bad ones but these left me speechless;
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40335
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40330
What's sad is the first one was probably hot at one time before the drugs ravaged her.
Dr. Monger
Cloud William
05-22-07, 21:22
Robux has been MIA for a while now... I didn't realize you missed him this much. If there was a better way to ensure that he will be prowling the streets of Baltimore; I, for one, wouldn't know what it could possibly be.
- Bench
Bux is missing? Again? Did he have another scare or just wander off somewhere?
Judging from the photos I suspect he's hanging out with Cookyjar.
Baltimonger
05-22-07, 22:40
The bill would have given the mayor the authority to establish lockdown zones where police could limit the number of people who gather on streets and sidewalks, halt traffic and close bars and liquor stores.
Don't we have something in the first amendment that guarantees the right of people to peacibly assemble?
Government has already fucked us over on about 8 1/2 amendments of the Bill of Rights already, at least in this instance common sense has prevailed.
We're now left with the right to bear arms (somewhat), and the right not to quarter enemy soldiers against our wishes.
They should rename the Patriot Act the BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again) Act.
Seriously though: This bill would have just validated what LE has been doing for years. I've had my car ripped apart by them several times just for being around Wilkens Ave. & Pigtown. No probable cause, and no explanation as to why. They took my SW once though (them cocksuckers).
Politicians have no fucking clue how the legal system works either. They need to sit in District Court on North Ave. or Patapsco Ave. for a few days and get a good look at reality. Here's a couple words they can get acquainted with: Nol Pros (Nol Prosequi) & Stet. In other words: No harm, no foul. That's what happens with a lot of these petty cases the law creates.
Bad Bad Boy
05-23-07, 10:17
If any of you guys are fisherman and looking for a good tackle shop, give TOCHTERMAN'S a shot. They are located at 1919 Eastern Avenue in Fells Point. I make it a point to browse the shop when in Fells Point.
Tochterman's is owned and operated by Tony Tochterman and his wife who are very service minded, knowledgeable, and friendly. They have a large inventory of most brands of fishing tackle and carry live bait.
If they don't carry what you are looking for in stock, they will be glad to order it for you. I have bought a few fishing rods, spinning reels, and an assortment of lures there and have been satisfied.
I stopped in there yesterday to buy some additional roostertails I wanted to try out for bass this weekend.
I am into freshwater fishing for bass and crappie with ultra-light spinning tackle with 4 lb. test. I broke the bail spring in one of my reels and brought it to Tony to repair. He was unable to get a replacement part for it and gave me a brand new reel - even though I didn't buy it there. I was overwhelmed.
It's one of the best tackle shops in the area and you might want to check it out.
BBB
Jeez, I know I've posted some bad ones but these left me speechless;
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=40335
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*Sob*
Hon, please come home!
*Sniff*
Hubby still loves you!
Oriole Mon
05-24-07, 14:11
You want to see good sucking an fucking? Go watch the O's. The team sucks and Mora and Tejada fuck up more double plays than I have ever seen. Add onto that the suck ass bull pen blows it more often than Lu Lu, and to fuck it up Sam keeps going to Baez, you get a fuck and suck fest at each game.
I hate the games this year. Angeloser has to go!
Oriole
Cloud William
05-24-07, 17:22
Hey Bench, do you know this guy?
He appears to be from our fair city.
http://yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view_user&user_id=30085
Baltimonger
05-24-07, 20:18
This is from the US Department of Justice web site:
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MAY 23, 2007
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/md
MARYLAND GYMNASTICS TEACHER WITH MASSIVE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY COLLECTION PLEADS GUILTY TO RECEIVING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
Defendant Was Caught as a Result of Nationwide Investigation
of Sophisticated Internet Message Board
Baltimore, Maryland - Patrick Bogan, age 41, of Edgewood, Maryland, pleaded guilty today to child pornography charges in one of the most significant child pornography cases ever prosecuted in Maryland due to the sheer volume of child pornography possessed by the defendant, announced United States Attorney for the District of Maryland Rod J. Rosenstein.
“It is heartbreaking to think about the thousands of children who are victimized to produce child pornography and the many child molesters who draw encouragement from people who collect and trade pictures and videos of abused children,” said United States Attorney Rod J. Rosenstein. “Mr. Bogan’s case was a top priority for our office because he worked with so many children in his job as a gymnastics instructor. We expect this investigation to result in many more prosecutions.”
This case arose from a nationwide investigation of a sophisticated internet message board conducted last year by the FBI. After determining that the bulletin board contained child pornography, undercover FBI agents used the bulletin board to post a link to a file on a covert FBI computer. The FBI captured the internet addresses of computers that tried to download the file, which was actually a non-pornographic image file.
Bogan accessed the advertised file on October 25, 2006. FBI agents traced Bogan’s access to the file to his residence in Edgewood, Maryland. Bogan was employed as a gymnastics teacher at Baltimore County Gymnastics, working with children ages 5 to 15 years.
On March 2, 2007, agents searched Bogan’s home and recovered five cabinets that contained VHS videotapes of child pornography. Agents also located a separate off-site storage unit that contained child pornography.
Bogan admitted that he had been looking at child pornography for approximately 20 years, initially collecting child pornography through the mail. In the 1990's he used the internet and WebTV, and in the last 5 years, the internet and a computer, to collect child pornography. More than 800 VHS tapes were located, with each tape completely full of child pornography and child erotica. A review of Bogan’s computer hard-drive revealed numerous folders and subfolders containing countless images of child pornography, including depictions of sexually explicit conduct with prepubescent females. The computer folders were extremely well organized alphabetically and numerically. Agents also located 21 pairs of girls’ underpants in Bogan’s bedroom.
Bogan faces a minimum mandatory sentence of five years, and a maximum of twenty years in prison followed by supervised release for life for receipt of child pornography. As part of the plea agreement, Bogan and the government have agreed that six and a half years in federal prison is an appropriate sentence in this case. U.S. District Judge William M. Nickerson has set sentencing for August 9, 2007 at 10:00 a.m.
This case was brought as part of Project Safe Childhood. In February 2006, Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales launched Project Safe Childhood, a nationwide initiative designed to protect children from online exploitation and abuse. Led by the United States Attorneys’ Offices, Project Safe Childhood marshals federal, state and local resources to better locate, apprehend, and prosecute individuals who exploit children via the Internet, as well as identify and rescue victims. For more information about Project Safe Childhood, please visit www.projectsafechildhood.gov/.
United States Attorney Rod J. Rosenstein praised the Federal Bureau of Investigation for its investigative work. Mr. Rosenstein thanked Special Assistant U.S. Attorney Daniel J. Fortune and Assistant U.S. Attorney Bonnie S. Greenberg, who are prosecuting the case.
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and this:
FORMER IRS AGENT AND OWNER OF BALTIMORE “GENTLEMEN’S CLUB”
SENTENCED FOR MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS ON A TAX RETURN
Under-Reported $1.308 Million in Income Over 3 years
Baltimore, Maryland – U.S. District Judge Andre M. Davis sentenced former IRS agent Ronald C. Heidel, age 60, of Sanibel, Florida, today to 18 months in prison followed by one year of supervised release for making false statements on his and his wife’s joint tax return for the year 2001, announced U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland Rod J. Rosenstein. Judge Davis also ordered Heidel to pay a fine of $30,000 and $135,236 in restitution to the Internal Revenue Service. As a condition of supervised release, Judge Davis ordered Heidel to cooperate with the IRS to establish the full amount of taxes, interest and penalties owed by him.
According to the plea agreement and court documents, Heidel worked as a revenue agent for the IRS from the mid-1970's to early 1979. He was convicted in 1983 on two charges of accepting monetary compensation from a company during his tenure as an IRS agent and filing a false corporate tax return on behalf of a company he had audited during his service with the IRS. In March 1999, Heidel purchased the Gentlemen’s Gold Club (the GGC), a restaurant and bar located on 5801 Pulaski Highway in Baltimore County that also featured entertainment by exotic dancers. Heidel sold the club in July 2002. From the latter part of 2000 through mid-2002, Heidel also owned a vending machine business named Rossville Vending that supplied cigarette and video game machines to restaurants, clubs and bars around the Baltimore area.
As president of the GGC, Heidel received the cash generated by door admissions charges and sales of food and drink at the Club on a daily basis. Between May 3, 1999 and December 27, 2001, Heidel deposited $1.467 million in cash derived in part from the operations of the GGC and Rossville Vending into various personal bank accounts, rather than the company’s bank accounts. Many of these cash deposits were between $7,000 and $9,000. Heidel often made two deposits at different branches of the same bank or at two different banks on the same day. As such, and by keeping the amounts to less than $10,000, Heidel avoided triggering the requirement that the financial institution file a cash transaction report (CTR) on these transactions.
As part of the plea agreement, Heidel acknowledged that he made false statements not only on his joint 2001 tax return, but also on his 1999 and 2000 tax returns. At sentencing, the government and the defense agreed that Heidel under-reported his income by a total of $1.308 million over these three years, and that he owed additional taxes of $397,369.
United States Attorney Rod J. Rosenstein praised Special Agent Nicole Pompei of the the Internal Revenue Service - Criminal Investigation Division (IRS-CID) for her investigative work. Mr. Rosenstein thanked Assistant U.S. Attorney Jefferson M. Gray, who is prosecuting the case.
Baltimonger
05-25-07, 19:08
http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp
Bishop Don Baltimonger Loco
Big Playa Loop Beautiful (they got that right)
Benchseats Rock
05-26-07, 02:22
Deacon Dr. Benchseats Flow
Member #4105
05-26-07, 09:27
Mack Master Fat Shizzle
Horsetrader
05-26-07, 10:53
Sticky Fingers Horse Silk. I'll use that name next time I meet a business associate's cute wife.
Baltimonger
05-26-07, 11:19
Mr. White Chocolate Bond Tickle
or
Dopetastic Jackson Rockefeller
Silicon Slick A. Flex
or
Sweet Chocolate A. Smooth
I'll answer to either one... LOL!
&67
Oriole Mon
05-26-07, 21:08
Mack Master O. Clinton
or
Tricktickler Oriole Sweetness
Smiling Fox
05-27-07, 02:03
Big playa S.F.
Of course......
Fadeproof S. smooth
Master squeeze S.F.
No offense but if you keep hitting the pimp stuff, he keeps giving you names,
lol, so cool.
SF ;)
BSR, BDub, Fox, Doc & others,
Just so you don't have to follow the AZ board to learn about Mexico RT events:
Yes, I know it is short notice. Be there!
LoveLOS
Big Playah LoveLOS Slim
Well, they almost got it right. :p
LL
Big Red pimp party
Delicious red jazz
Master pimp red dawg
Any pimp will do
Big Red massah player
Baltimonger
05-31-07, 18:38
Some guy in Jessup is selling this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/DELL-OPTIPLEX-GX150-WIN-XP-SP2-900MHZ-PIII-256MB-RAM_W0QQitemZ220117735844QQihZ012QQcategoryZ140070QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
What a great set of peripherals:)
I'm trying to perfect the Homer Simpson Home Pregnancy Test. If she's preggo, it yells "Doh!" if not you get a "Woo-hoo!"
Balti...
How'd you come across that? I'd buy it except I think the shipping is too expensive from Jessup to Annapolis.
Maybe I could lease with an option to buy.
Van
Some guy in Jessup is selling this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/DELL-OPTIPLEX-GX150-WIN-XP-SP2-900MHZ-PIII-256MB-RAM_W0QQitemZ220117735844QQihZ012QQcategoryZ140070QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
What a great set of peripherals:)
I'm trying to perfect the Homer Simpson Home Pregnancy Test. If she's preggo, it yells "Doh!" if not you get a "Woo-hoo!"
Baltimonger
05-31-07, 21:43
I was looking for a used computer, and that happened to be the in the first 3 ads. If they ship her with it for 45 bucks, I'll take it!
PS: I'm writing this with the new Firefox 2.0. It has spell check built in.
Baltimonger
06-01-07, 19:16
This was sold on eBay this morning:
The real set from Family Feud (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220115966733).
Bad Bad Boy
06-02-07, 12:40
According to an article I read the other day in the Baltimore Sun newspaper, Sheila Dixon is requesting additional police resources to combat crime, especially murders.
Apparently, the murder rate has sky-rocketed this year and there is a public outcry to reduce it. She is requesting help from the State, local and City police to make themselves available to help out.
She wants to increase police presence and use foot patrols in those troubled neighborhoods. Not sure where all this is going to lead, but be careful out there.
Sorry I didn't save the article for you to read.
BBB
Benchseats Rock
06-08-07, 12:28
Date published: 6/8/2007
BY KEITH EPPS
A Stafford woman was arrested Tuesday after she rammed her husband's car after catching him with another woman, police said.
Fredericksburg police spokeswoman Natatia Bledsoe said the man and his passenger were on Wallace Street about 9:15 a.m. in the city when his wife drove up behind them. It apparently was a random meeting, Bledsoe said.
The wife drove her silver Kia past her husband's gold Mitsubishi and stopped, Bledsoe said. She then backed into the Mitsubishi.
The man drove around the woman's car and was rammed from behind, police said.
She followed him to a nearby strip shopping center in the 400 block of Jefferson Davis Highway. There, Bledsoe said, the woman parked her car against the Mitsubishi in a manner that prevented the man's car from leaving.
Someone who witnessed the ensuing verbal altercation called police, Bledsoe said. The argument was still going when an officer arrived.
Juanita Carey, 32, was charged with two counts of attempted aggravated wounding. She was placed in the Rappahannock Regional Jail under no bond.
Benchseats Rock
06-12-07, 09:53
What's grosser than gross?
Click (http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese)
Seva Lurker
06-12-07, 11:19
Bench, it's not that gross. After all, all cheese comes from some kind of milk. Just recall what tits are. "Overgrown sweat glands" (got that from the popular old book "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask").
Damn no wonder I like tiny titties. :)
Bad Bad Boy
06-14-07, 05:23
If any of you guys are thinking of getting into the adult industry business, you might want to think twice before picking up your video cam. When you make it big, like Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild, everyone will come out of the woodwork to get a piece of the action, including Uncle Sam. He made millions!
I have to admit I have been amused when following the stories of Francis and all the people who have sued him trying to hit the litigation lotto. The gals who went to Florida to enjoy spring break while getting drunk and looking for excitement had second thoughts when they saw themselves on his DVD's.
Here's the latest article that appeared in today's Baltimore Sun newspaper:
PANAMA CITY, Fla. // Two Florida women have sued "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis and his film company, alleging a sexually explicit video was released without their consent.
In the federal lawsuit filed Monday in Panama City, Brooke Pastolic and Christina Brose said they were enticed to board a "Girls Gone Wild" tour bus with the promise of free clothing. Once onboard, they allegedly were given alcoholic drinks even though both were younger than 21.
According to the lawsuit, the cameramen then coerced the women into exposing themselves and engaging in sexual activities, but repeatedly stated they would not use footage in a video. However, the footage appeared on two separate "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs.
The women claim the footage was used without their consent, and if they did give consent, it was obtained illegally by "Girls Gone Wild" representatives giving them alcohol.
When and where the footage was taped isn't stated in the lawsuit. The women's attorney, Christopher Hill, didn't immediately return a message Wednesday.
The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages.
"Girls Gone Wild" crews don't serve alcohol on their tour buses and ask women for identification to verify their age, Michael Burke, attorney for Francis' Mantra Films Inc., told The News Herald.
Francis, 34, remains in a Nevada jail on federal tax evasion charges. He was granted bail after pleading not guilty in that case, but stayed in jail to avoid the possibility of being sent to Florida to be arrested on charges of possessing contraband and drugs while in the Bay County Jail in May.
He is also charged in Florida with using minors in sexual performances, conspiring to use minors in sexual performances and prostitution.
What people will do for a buck, BBB
What's grosser than gross?
Click (http://www.indrani.net/index.php?q=2006/03/breast_milk_cheese)
You see. There are people who are sicker than us. :D
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
06-15-07, 04:59
It looks like Mayor Sheila Dixon's police strategy to use more LE foot patrols has run up against a wall. Many are saying it's nothing more than a political ploy she is using during election time.
Here's part of the article that appeared today:
Baltimore police officials suddenly ended yesterday a controversial but short-lived initiative that had homicide detectives pausing their investigations to don their uniforms and walk beats
For two weeks, the homicide unit had been included in a police strategy, backed by Mayor Sheila Dixon, to place 85 detectives on the city's most violent streets.
Faced with a staffing shortage and political pressure to rein in overtime spending, police officials had ordered homicide and district detectives to walk foot patrols at least once a week.
"We refuse to still admit how desperately short this agency is," said Paul M. Blair Jr., president of the city's Fraternal Order of Police union. "To take them from homicide was not one of the smart ideas to come out of City Hall."
With the rise in nonfatal shootings and homicides -- 140 people had been killed by yesterday, 18 more than at the corresponding time last year -- Police Commissioner Leonard D. Hamm decided yesterday to exempt homicide detectives from foot patrols.
Still on beats last night were the district detectives who investigate burglaries, robberies and nonfatal shootings.
City residents seem to appreciate the foot patrols -- one told a detective that he was "better than a blue-light camera," a police union official said -- and the patrols are a major part of the crime plan that Dixon announced about two months ago.
Robert F. Cherry Jr., a union vice president who is a homicide detective, said the sudden change by the department shows either that Dixon has no crime-fighting plan or that her plan is not working.
"It's amazing how quickly they switched gears with one unit," he said. "The plan, if there is one, is just to get them through three or four months until the election."
Police union officials said they generally support foot patrols but had criticized putting homicide detectives on the patrols, saying it was more of a public relations ploy than a well-thought-out plan.
Source: Baltimore Sun newspaper, today's edition.
BBB
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=242646
Bad Bad Boy
06-17-07, 09:27
Last night I went over to the Harry Grove Stadium, Frederick, MD., to watch the Frederick Keys play a night game. I had a great time and would recommend it to anyone looking for some entertainment.
The Frederick Keys is a farm team (I believe) for the Baltimore Orioles and the quality of play is pretty good. They wear the same uniform as the Orioles and the stadium is pretty nice.
General admissions is $8, seniors $5, and reserved seats around $9/$10. All seats give you an excellent view of the playing field. They also have your typical concession stands selling food, drink, and souvenirs.
It's a family atmosphere where they have a lot of games and rides for kids to do, toss out t-shirts to the crowd, and their mascot, Keyote, is there for pictures and to greet kids.
There are also a lot of women there too, young and old, who are enjoyable to watch. It's an inexpensive way to enjoy yourself, take a date, or be with your family. The parking is ample and free and so are the programs.
BBB
Enor Muscock
06-17-07, 13:28
The parking is ample
BBB
As are most of the female fans. This is, after all, Fredneck.
But the baseball is pretty good.
As are most of the female fans. This is, after all, Fredneck.
:D This is very true. Lots of two baggers as well.
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
06-19-07, 22:55
Well, not exactly. This is a reminder for those who might be interested in attending the Silverado Gun Show, June 23 & 24, at the Frederick Fairgrounds, in Frederick, MD. Saturday, 9-5, Sunday, 9-3. Cost: $7.
Directions: Exits 55 & 56 on I-70. Ample free parking.
Actually there are some girls that attend these shows but they come with their boyfriends.
There will be 4 buildings crammed with tables selling guns, ammo, books, knives, military equipment, and a bunch of other related stuff.
Food and drink is available for your purchase.
It's a fun way to spend a couple of hours if you need a break from mongering.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
06-23-07, 11:03
We all know that guns and pussy go together like Carrie Underwood (American Idol winner) and thongs. lol Don't fight it, just take my word:o).
I just got back from the Silverado Gun show in Frederick and had a great time browsing the various concession tables stocked with all sorts of guns, knives, cleaning gear, ammo, books, military gear, bumper stickers, and a bunch of other stuff. They had another big turnout.
I ended up buying another book on sniping: A Sniper In The Arizona by John Culbertson. About a Marine sniper and his exploits in Vietnam.
Those bumper stickers had me laughing the entire show. I came close to buying a couple but decided against it. Didn't want to put anything on my car that LE might remember to recognize me.
There were some really cute girls there who were with their husbands or boyfriends. This one brunette was a show stopper. She wore skin tight black slacks and black low cut top. She really got her money's worth out of that outfit as every guy in the place to stop to look.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
06-23-07, 11:15
While having breakfast this morning and reading the Washington Times newspaper, I came across this article about the results of a survey taken by the CDC.
You might want to see how you stack up against the average American. lol
Here are some of the highlights:
* Average American male will have sex with 7 women during his lifetime.
* Average American woman will have sex with 4 males during her lifetime.
* 29% of the males reported to having 15 or more female sexual partners in a lifetime.
* 9% of the women reported having sex with 15 or more male partners in a lifetime.
* 96% of the U.S. adults have had sex.
* 16% of adults first had sex before age 15.
* Blacks were more likely to report having 15 or more partners in a lifetime than other racial or ethnic groups.
* 25% of women and 17% of men reported having no more than one partner of the other sex in their lifetime.
* 26% of men and 17% of women have tried cocaine or other street drugs in their lifetime.
BBB
Horsetrader
06-23-07, 14:07
...
* 29% of the males reported to having 15 or more female sexual partners in a lifetime.
...
BBB
Anybody here with fewer than 15 female sexual partners in their lifetime?
Horsetrader
Junk Yard Dog
06-23-07, 14:29
Anybody here with fewer than 15 female sexual partners in their lifetime?
HorsetraderHorse,
Before what age?
JYD
Smiling Fox
06-23-07, 14:32
Wow. 15 sex partners at one time. Nope, not me.
LOL,
Oh, duh, a life time. Guess that depends how old one is. Guess there are a lot of moral, or sexually depraved guys out there. No doubt saving themselves for the right (joke) woman, or maybe they are dorks, phweens, putzs, geeks, gee sorta like some of us.
Oh well. Best I ever did was 8 dates 7 days. College, free love and all that. In school we learned rioting, protesting and revolution, played balling, and got high alot. Always supported the womans movement. Still do, I am always infavor of the movement. In out, back forth, up down. No dif. Bless those braless ladies. Uh oh, I'm off track again. Ramblings of an old man, LOL. Hmmm.
15 Per month? Per week?
SAD.
SF
Bad Bad Boy
06-23-07, 17:21
Anybody here with fewer than 15 female sexual partners in their lifetime?
Horsetrader, we have to make this challenging or everyone will exceed the 15 mark in one's lifetime. Therefore, I suggest we ONLY count civilian girlfriends, no SW's or other pay for pussy girls. That should narrow it down considerably. With those as the ground rules, I can only count 14 civilian girls who I have had sex so far in my life. lol Okay, I know I have a lot of catching up to do:o) lol BBB
Seva Lurker
06-23-07, 21:48
My civilian count is 25 or so. My P4P count is at least ten times higher, but on that one I have lost count or something like that.
The 'or so' is that two of the civilian ladies I later found working, either in MPs or the street and wound up paying for their services. Not sure how to really count them. I usually include them in both. You sorry statisticians can figure that one out on your own. I know I skewed the count but really don't care. :D
Anybody here with fewer than 15 female sexual partners in their lifetime?
Horsetrader
Yeah, 30 years ago. :D
Are you kidding? Don't believe what you read in that Moonie paper.
Where's Robux??
Larry!
Horsetrader
06-24-07, 09:15
Horsetrader, we have to make this challenging or everyone will exceed the 15 mark in one's lifetime. Therefore, I suggest we ONLY count civilian girlfriends, no SW's or other pay for pussy girls.BBBGood thought BBB. I see three categories of pussy. First are the civilians (girlfriends, SO, and wives). These are the ones where you pay with your automobiles, charge cards, real estate, theater tickets, and dinners out. They also include the one night stands, just as long as there is no expectation by anyone for a cash payment. Second are the strict P4P girls and you pay with cash (SW, blockettes, AMP, escorts, etc.). The third category are those who changed categories between the first two categories. Here are my totals as best as I can count.
32 - Civilian partners (I expect this to increase this week).
>200 - P4P (about 20 blockettes, 30 escorts, 30 AMP, 150 SW)
3 - Changing category girls (2 were initially blockettes who later became unpaid GF, one was a GF for several months who later said she needed cash.)
Horsetrader
Hugh Jardon
06-24-07, 09:43
Mine would be:
Civilian ~50. I used to be kind of handsome.
P4P whew...no idea...several hundred, I'm sure. Many AMP, way more SW. Kind of weird to try to think how many.
Bad Bad Boy
06-24-07, 10:55
Just think if you were a movie, athletic, or some other celebrity who is rich, famous and powerful, these girls would be knocking down you doors (and their drawers:o)) to bang you.
I think it was super-star basketball player, Wilt Chamberlain, who claimed to have bedded 20,000 women in his lifetime. That has to be the world record. If that were true, where did he find time to play basketball? lol Gene Simmons, former member of the rock group KISS and his current TV series THE FAMILY JEWELS claims he has boff'd over 4,000 women. I wonder how many men his porn star wife, Shannon Tweed, claims to have screwed?
There must be a downside to all this though. Paternity suits and hush money paid to these groupies to mention a couple. And, of course, catching STD's.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
06-24-07, 17:53
I ran across this interesting articles that appeared in the Baltimore Sun newspaper a few days ago:
A proposal for a special court focused on prostitutes in Baltimore deserves serious consideration. But in addition to this targeted judicial approach, the city needs a comprehensive, citywide strategy to help a vulnerable population get off the streets.
It may be the oldest profession, but prostitution is also a crime that lands women in jail repeatedly. Too many of Baltimore's estimated 25,000 prostitutes cycle in and out of the criminal justice system but don't get help for what may ail them, including mental illness and other health issues, drug addiction, homelessness and trauma from previous or current abuse.
In addition, their career choice is a manifestation of their low social and economic status and, generally, a lack of education and literacy. Many prostitutes are also mothers who need help reconnecting with children being raised by others.
The aim of a special court would be to provide expert case management to women charged with prostitution, have a clear assessment of their needs and help them secure appropriate services, including drug treatment, mental health counseling, decent housing and help dealing with the consequences of abuse, rape and domestic violence.
One obvious problem is that the city and state don't provide enough drug treatment to meet the demand. Like other addicts in the city, prostitutes need in-patient and long-term residential programs, and if they are turned away when they are ready to seek help, the moment may be lost. Unless additional resources are dedicated to providing services for these women, the specialized court cannot fulfill its promise.
But even if the court proposal can be adequately funded, there are still women involved in prostitution who manage to avoid the court system. They need more outreach workers than Baltimore Homeless Services, which is part of the city's Health Department, or special community groups can provide. Extending a helping hand and providing the right mix of services to prostitutes would be another way for Baltimore to keep more of its citizens from self-destructing.
BBB
Benchseats Rock
06-25-07, 14:34
From Lt. Quick of the Southern, sent to Community Leaders:
"The following information is forwarded regarding the conclusion of an investigation into the heroin distribution organization known as "Smackdown." The organization centered around the Pratt and Carey Sts intersection and extended into the Hollins Roundhouse and Union Square communities and quite possibly several others as well.
"None of the addresses where search warrants were executed were in the Southern District, however all the persons arrested conducted most of their drug sales in the listed communities. It should be noted that this is a Federal Case and those arrested are subject to extremely lengthy sentences. Several of those arrested will potentially get life in federal prison. The Federal system has no probation or parole and has a conviction rate of somewhere near 98%. This is a rock solid case and will end the Matthews drug dealing.
"The Southern District will continue to hit the area hard in an effort to prevent other drug organizations form attempting to operate in the area ... On 6/22/07 Sgt. Tom Smith's O.C.D. / D.E.A. / M.E.T. team executed 8 search and seizure warrants relative to the "Smack Down" heroin organization that operates in the Southern District in the area of Pratt and Carey St.
The following evidence was recovered:
2.8 Kilograms of Heroin - Street value in excess of $500,000.00
3 Handguns
Approx. $145,000.00 (Still Counting)
The following locations were raided:
5501 Todd Ave. (NED)
3808 Bayville Rd (Baltimore County)
507 Rose Hill Terr. (N.D.)
3621 Elmley Av. (N.E.D.)
5411 Jamestown Ct. (S.W.D.)
6012 Amberwood Rd. (N.E.D.)
2034 Walbrook Ave. (W.D.)
4304 Seminole Ave. (S.W.D.)
The Following Individuals were arrested:
Calvin Mathews SID#1676517
Jerome Gilbert SID#2123302
Jermaine Gilbert SID#1437715
Lennell Mathews SID#2250043
Michael Goodman SID#2248896
Donita Moore SID#1793142
Jaml Piles SID#3127619
Arthur Snowden SID# 96082
Keith Stevenson SID#2446374
The following persons have open Federal Indictment Warrants and have not yet been arrested:
Lionel Mathews SID#2273084
Bryant Snowden SID#1938277
The pistols recovered were .45 and .9mm.
All persons were transported to S.D. / D.D.U. One individual was debriefed by 2100 Det. Hunter as well in relation to 07H119.
All are expected to be Federally detained, although the detention hearings have not yet occurred.
I would especially like to thank the following:
Sgt. Smith and the D.E.A. / M.E.T. squad for making a great case!!
AUSA Wallner and Weinstein for their tireless efforts
ASA Siemek and Mason for there State side help
Lt. McKnight and QRT for making two of our entries
Balto. Co. SWAT / Narcotics for making a County entry
S.D. Operations, namely officers Creed and Moody who provided vital intelligence.
Deputy Major McDonald for his patience.
I'm sure I missed a few.
Most interesting to me in this is that this Southern District organization lived in 4 different City Districts, and Baltimore County. Not one S.D. location was raided! This shows what a City (and County) wide organization this really is (was)!"
-- Lt. Quick
One obvious problem is that the city and state don't provide enough drug treatment to meet the demand. Like other addicts in the city, prostitutes need in-patient and long-term residential programs, and if they are turned away when they are ready to seek help, the moment may be lost. Unless additional resources are dedicated to providing services for these women, the specialized court cannot fulfill its promise.
That's true. This area's drug treatment facilities are a mess.
The only place I know that I can score dope is Baltimore Behaviorial Health (BBH). That place is a joke and when I was in treatment there wee many SWs in there with me. I was there 10 minutes before I was offered something and it wasn't a cookie. That place should be closed. The addicts love it.
Larry!
From Lt. Quick of the Southern, sent to Community Leaders:
"The following information is forwarded regarding the conclusion of an investigation into the heroin distribution organization known as "Smackdown." The organization centered around the Pratt and Carey Sts intersection and extended into the Hollins Roundhouse and Union Square communities and quite possibly several others as well.
"None of the addresses where search warrants were executed were in the Southern District, however all the persons arrested conducted most of their drug sales in the listed communities. It should be noted that this is a Federal Case and those arrested are subject to extremely lengthy sentences. Several of those arrested will potentially get life in federal prison. The Federal system has no probation or parole and has a conviction rate of somewhere near 98%. This is a rock solid case and will end the Matthews drug dealing.
"The Southern District will continue to hit the area hard in an effort to prevent other drug organizations form attempting to operate in the area ... On 6/22/07 Sgt. Tom Smith's O.C.D. / D.E.A. / M.E.T. team executed 8 search and seizure warrants relative to the "Smack Down" heroin organization that operates in the Southern District in the area of Pratt and Carey St.
The following evidence was recovered:
2.8 Kilograms of Heroin - Street value in excess of $500,000.00
3 Handguns
Approx. $145,000.00 (Still Counting)
The following locations were raided:
5501 Todd Ave. (NED)
3808 Bayville Rd (Baltimore County)
507 Rose Hill Terr. (N.D.)
3621 Elmley Av. (N.E.D.)
5411 Jamestown Ct. (S.W.D.)
6012 Amberwood Rd. (N.E.D.)
2034 Walbrook Ave. (W.D.)
4304 Seminole Ave. (S.W.D.)
The Following Individuals were arrested:
Calvin Mathews SID#1676517
Jerome Gilbert SID#2123302
Jermaine Gilbert SID#1437715
Lennell Mathews SID#2250043
Michael Goodman SID#2248896
Donita Moore SID#1793142
Jaml Piles SID#3127619
Arthur Snowden SID# 96082
Keith Stevenson SID#2446374
The following persons have open Federal Indictment Warrants and have not yet been arrested:
Lionel Mathews SID#2273084
Bryant Snowden SID#1938277
The pistols recovered were .45 and .9mm.
All persons were transported to S.D. / D.D.U. One individual was debriefed by 2100 Det. Hunter as well in relation to 07H119.
All are expected to be Federally detained, although the detention hearings have not yet occurred.
I would especially like to thank the following:
Sgt. Smith and the D.E.A. / M.E.T. squad for making a great case!!
AUSA Wallner and Weinstein for their tireless efforts
ASA Siemek and Mason for there State side help
Lt. McKnight and QRT for making two of our entries
Balto. Co. SWAT / Narcotics for making a County entry
S.D. Operations, namely officers Creed and Moody who provided vital intelligence.
Deputy Major McDonald for his patience.
I'm sure I missed a few.
Most interesting to me in this is that this Southern District organization lived in 4 different City Districts, and Baltimore County. Not one S.D. location was raided! This shows what a City (and County) wide organization this really is (was)!"
-- Lt. Quick
Interesting, Bench. Thanks. A waste of resources. Makes it look like LE is doing something. We know whatb they are really doing. ;)
The neighborhood of BBH that I talked about earlier but none of the drug houses that I knew. Of course, I wasn't a jockey! The dealers could just walk over on smoke breaks.
Larry!
I agree about BBH my ex-wife was there a few times and she told me the exact same thing. As for the SW's being there made for a little sweating thinking that I might be outed by one of them claiming to be her friend.
Anybody here with fewer than 15 female sexual partners in their lifetime?
Horsetrader
Hey Horsetrader
To answer your question; No hell no! How many? It is like drinking beer I just lose count. Maybe 15 in a month when my horns are up.LOL
15 and counting
Big Red
Keemosobie
06-27-07, 18:24
From Lt. Quick of the Southern, sent to Community Leaders:
"The following information is forwarded regarding the conclusion of an investigation into the heroin distribution organization known as "Smackdown." The organization centered around the Pratt and Carey Sts intersection and extended into the Hollins Roundhouse and Union Square communities and quite possibly several others as well.
"The Southern District will continue to hit the area hard in an effort to prevent other drug organizations form attempting to operate in the area ... On 6/22/07 Sgt. Tom Smith's O.C.D. / D.E.A. / M.E.T. team executed 8 search and seizure warrants relative to the "Smack Down" heroin organization that operates in the Southern District in the area of Pratt and Carey St.
Lt QuickI chatted briefly with a SW I know around 5 today who, along with some other SW, were transfixed with the goings on at a rowhouse on Ramsey downhill from Stricker. She said the DEA had just raided it , busting in with a battering ram and the whole bit. I assume it's all part of the same operation. All the while the local kids were running through the open fire hydrant streams to cool off. Quite some neighborhood there. I quickly decided that this was none of my business.
Bad Bad Boy
06-27-07, 19:14
I just got back from 3-days of R&R at Ocean City and had a great time. I want to share some general information should you be planning a trip there anytime soon.
SPEED TRAP: Be extremely careful when nearing the Bay Bridge or just crossing it. MD. State Police were out in full force Monday. LE set up radar traps to catch those coming off the bridge and ticketed over 6 cars. My Cobra Laser radar detector with both radar and laser bands saved me a lot of aggravation.
GIRL WATCHING: They ought to put up CAUTION - sex kitten crossing signs on every street corner. The girls were out showing off their new outfits for all to enjoy. There were several girls playing volleyball, jogging, or just walking on the boardwalk. My eyes about popped out when I walked past one girl who was wearing low-rider jeans where you could actually see the top of her public patch.
ELEGANT DINNING: If you are in the mood for excellent food, the Marlin Moon Grill located at the Francis Scott Key Motel, 12806 Ocean Gateway, will not disappoint you. The food is pricy but delicious.
NIGHT LIFE: The two most popular places to meet girls are Seacrets and Fish Tails. Seacrets, depending which night you go, will have up to three dance bands and is probably the most popular watering hole in all of OC. There is a cover charge. Around $10-20 per person. Fish Tails is also a pretty nice place to meet girls. The food and drinks are excellent and there is no cover.
FISHING CHARTERS: I took two half day fishing charters which were a lot of fun. Both are headboats and not too expensive. While I didn't catch any trophies, I still had a good time and plan to go again in another month. I just want to share some information with you should you be interested.
My first charter: "Judith M", Bahia Marina, 2107 Herring Way, Ocean City, MD. Phone: 1.888.575.DOCK. Cost: $42. Children under 12 are free. Morning and afternoon trips. Types of fish caught: black sea bass, flounder, sea robyn, tautog, sea trout. Rod rental: $5. You will travel out about 10 miles, fish in 50 feet of water, throwing 6 oz. of lead with 20 to 30 lbs. test. Bait: squid. Plan on having lunch dockside at the Fish Tales Bar & Grill. Excellent sandwiches.
My second charter: "Bay Bee", Ocean City Fishing Center, Route 50 & Shantytown Rd., Ocean City, MD. Phone 1.800.322.3065. Cost: $28. Morning and afternoon trips. Types of fish caught: Mostly flounder with some small black sea bass. Rod rental: $5. You will travel out about 2 miles, fish in 5 to 12 feet of water, throwing 3 oz. of lead with 10 lb. test. Bait: minnows and squid. This would be an excellent charter to take young kids along.
Gas is much cheaper in Ocean City so plan to fill up while there.
Hope this helps, BBB
Benchseats Rock
06-29-07, 04:27
CHICAGO (AFP) - In a breakthrough that could potentially lead to a cure for HIV infection, scientists have discovered a way to remove the virus from infected cells, a study released Thursday said.
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The scientists engineered an enzyme which attacks the DNA of the HIV virus and cuts it out of the infected cell, according to the study published in Science magazine.
The enzyme is still far from being ready to use as a treatment, the authors warned, but it offers a glimmer of hope for the more than 40 million people infected worldwide.
"A customized enzyme that effectively excises integrated HIV-1 from infected cells in vitro might one day help to eradicate (the) virus from AIDS patients," Alan Engelman, of Harvard University's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, wrote in an article accompanying the study.
Current treatments focus on suppressing the HIV virus in order to delay the onset of AIDS and dramatically extend the life of infected patients.
What makes HIV so deadly, however, is its ability to insert itself into the body's cells and force those cells to produce new infection.
"Consequently the virus becomes inextricably linked to the host, making it virtually impossible to 'cure' AIDS patients of their HIV-1 infection," Engelman explained.
That could change if the enzyme developed by a group of German scientists can be made safe to use on people.
That enzyme was able to eliminate the HIV virus from infected human cells in about three months in the laboratory.
The researchers engineered an enzyme called Tre which removes the virus from the genome of infected cells by recognizing and then recombining the structure of the virus's DNA.
This ability to recognize HIV's DNA might one day help overcome one of the biggest obstacles to finding a cure: the ability of the HIV virus to avoid detection by reverting to a resting state within infected cells which then cease to produce the virus for months or even years.
"Numerous attempts have been made to activate these cells, with the hope that such strategies would sensitize the accompanying viruses to antiviral drugs, leading to virus eradication," Engelman wrote. "Advances with such approaches in patients have been slow to materialize."
New experiments must be designed to see if the Tre enzyme can be used to recognize these dormant infected cells, he wrote.
"Although favorable results would represent perhaps only a baby step toward eventual use in patients, the discovery of the Tre recombinase proves that enzymatic removal of integrated HIV-1 from human chromosomes is a current-day reality," he said.
The researchers who developed the enzyme were optimistic about their ability to design additional enzymes which would target other parts of the virus's DNA.
However they warned that there were significant barriers to overcome before the enzyme could be used to help cure patients.
"The most important, and likely most difficult, among these is that the enzyme would need efficient and safe means of delivery and would have to be able to function without adverse side effects," wrote lead author Indrani Sarkar of the Max Planck Institute for Molecular Cell Biology and Genetics in Dresden.
"Nevertheless the results we present offer an early proof of principal for this type of approach, which we speculate might form a useful basis for the development of future HIV therapies," Sarkar concluded.
Bad Bad Boy
06-30-07, 06:14
This article appeared in the U.S.A. Today newspaper and makes me wonder how frequently this occurs. We know that some of our SW's have LE boyfriends or customers. I wonder how frequently when a SW is arrested she is given a choice between jail or having sex with him. I suspect that LEO's get a lot of free sex for leaving the girls alone.
LEBANON, Tenn. — A porn actress who claimed she performed oral sex on a state trooper who stopped her for speeding lost her chance to avoid the ticket he issued because she failed to appear in court Friday.
Justis Richert, 21, of Knoxville, must pay the $159 ticket within two weeks, but she could have avoided it altogether because the trooper has resigned and wasn't in court, officials said.
Traffic charges were dropped against the 16 motorists who did appear in court for tickets issued by Tennessee Highway Patrol trooper James Randy Moss.
"Had she been here, the ticket would have been dismissed," said Linda Neal, general sessions court clerk.
Under her porn film name "Barbie Cummings," Richert wrote on her blog that Moss took photos and video of their encounter in May and sent copies to her. She said she acknowledged having drugs she described as "happy pills," but claimed the trooper threw them into brush near the highway.
She also wrote that she told the trooper she made "dirty movies" and that they then watched sex videos in his patrol car.
Moss, 40, resigned, and prosecutors have said they would seek an indictment charging him with official misconduct and tampering with evidence.
Investigators also are looking into more than 25 other traffic stops by Moss; they said women came forward with their own complaints after hearing publicity on the actress' stop. Prosecutors have said some of the women complained that Moss asked to see their breasts when he stopped them.
Bad Bad Boy
06-30-07, 10:02
QUESTION: Have you ever taken a SW on a short trip anywhere? If so, how did it work out? I know that some of you have invited them to your homes and a couple of you are living with SW's.
In the course of my conversation with Crystal yesterday, she asked me what I have been doing. I mentioned that I just got back from a few days in Ocean City for some R&R and fishing and plan to go back in another month or two.
Crystal asked me if I would take her next time I go. It floored me. She was serious. I never thought about taking an SW on a trip, long or short. I just feel we live in two different worlds and the two will never meet, but only collide.
I have no intention of taking Crystal or any other SW on a trip or to my home. They would stick out like a sore thumb and be a source of embarrassment. I learned my lesson when taking a few of the girls for a bite to eat around the loops. I picked places where the clientele are use to seeing them and would not be alarmed if they start geeking out.
I just don't think it could work. Their drug habit would be a major problem as I don't want to get involved in anyway with it. Then their appearance - track marks, sores, CCL, bad teeth - would be a turnoff.
I am not considering inviting any SW on a trip, but I was wondering if you did what your experiences were.
BBB
QUESTION: Have you ever taken a SW on a short trip anywhere? If so, how did it work out? I know that some of you have invited them to your homes and a couple of you are living with SW's.
In the course of my conversation with Crystal yesterday, she asked me what I have been doing. I mentioned that I just got back from a few days in Ocean City for some R&R and fishing and plan to go back in another month or two.
Crystal asked me if I would take her next time I go. It floored me. She was serious. I never thought about taking an SW on a trip, long or short. I just feel we live in two different worlds and the two will never meet, but only collide.
I have no intention of taking Crystal or any other SW on a trip or to my home. They would stick out like a sore thumb and be a source of embarrassment. I learned my lesson when taking a few of the girls for a bite to eat around the loops. I picked places where the clientele are use to seeing them and would not be alarmed if they start geeking out.
I just don't think it could work. Their drug habit would be a major problem as I don't want to get involved in anyway with it. Then their appearance - track marks, sores, CCL, bad teeth - would be a turnoff.
I am not considering inviting any SW on a trip, but I was wondering if you did what your experiences were.
BBB
Hey BBB
Done it many times, Just take a 7 or above someone who can act civil in public, take enough meds for the Jocky's. Never take a pipe head or at least let them smoke with you, geeking on the boradwalk. I have taken a SW on a meth program to Canada and it worked fine.
Big Red
Horsetrader
06-30-07, 11:00
QUESTION: Have you ever taken a SW on a short trip anywhere? If so, how did it work out? I know that some of you have invited them to your homes and a couple of you are living with SW's.
...
I am not considering inviting any SW on a trip, but I was wondering if you did what your experiences were.
BBBI did it one time and had marginal success.
I originally met this girl when she was a blockette. Later she went down hill and earned half her money from the bars on the block and half doing the SW thing. She had a boy and girl habit of about 3 or 4 Jacks a day but she would use 10 Jacks if she could get it. I knew her, her mother, and two of her sisters pretty good. Then she spent about 3 months as a guest of the city and she looked great when she came out; I couldn't resist her much improved charms.
About 3 days after she got out we took a trip to a seaside resort. She had been clean for 3 months, but was back on dope and speedballs for 3 days. The first 2 days of the trip went well. We had a nice drive together, walked the beach, had meals in restaurants, swam, did amusement park rides, and had some really great sex. On the third day she decided she wanted us to drive around and see the whole area, including the undiserable parts of town. Late that night I awoke as she was walking out the door, I didn't stop her and I figured she was gone. She hadn't taken anything of mine so I tried to go back to sleep. A few hours later she returned and said something like "this town is dead," which I interpreted as meaning she couldn't make any money and buy dope. Then she insisted on going back to Baltimore.
The drive home was very quite. We both knew that I wasn't going to pay for her dope and that she would be on the street as soon as I dropped her off and shortly thereafter she would be shooting.
Overall, the experience went better than I sould have expected. She was a lady in public and a tramp in the hotel. That is, until she couldn't stand being off dope. I suspect she had smuggled some dope with her to keep her calm for the first 2+ days.
I would only repeat such a trip with a girl that I knew very well. Certainly not with someone that I had only been with a few times. Taking such a trip immediately after a stay with the city is probably a good idea because the physical dependance should be gone and you only need to battle the psychological (which is very difficult on it's own).
Horsetrader
Seva Lurker
06-30-07, 11:43
Do a search on some of Capt JB's reports in the Newport News forums. He has on occasion taken one of the more trustworthy, if there is such a thing, ladies with him on an overnight to Atlantic City.
I have taken ladies I've dated in the past to my house. This was when I lived in an obscure part of town, easy to get to, difficult to find. Now I live on a busy street with nosy neighbors, and a bit to far to carry a working girl.
On a couple of occasions, I a lady spent the night. But these were rare and I'd been with her several times before and knew I could somewhat trust her in the house.
This is good news. Considering the amount of money that has been sunk into HIV research, something should be coming up soon.
Larry!
CHICAGO (AFP) - In a breakthrough that could potentially lead to a cure for HIV infection, scientists have discovered a way to remove the virus from infected cells, a study released Thursday said.
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The scientists engineered an enzyme which attacks the DNA of the HIV virus and cuts it out of the infected cell, according to the study published in Science magazine.
The enzyme is still far from being ready to use as a treatment, the authors warned, but it offers a glimmer of hope for the more than 40 million people infected worldwide.
"A customized enzyme that effectively excises integrated HIV-1 from infected cells in vitro might one day help to eradicate (the) virus from AIDS patients," Alan Engelman, of Harvard University's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, wrote in an article accompanying the study.
Current treatments focus on suppressing the HIV virus in order to delay the onset of AIDS and dramatically extend the life of infected patients.
What makes HIV so deadly, however, is its ability to insert itself into the body's cells and force those cells to produce new infection.
"Consequently the virus becomes inextricably linked to the host, making it virtually impossible to 'cure' AIDS patients of their HIV-1 infection," Engelman explained.
That could change if the enzyme developed by a group of German scientists can be made safe to use on people.
That enzyme was able to eliminate the HIV virus from infected human cells in about three months in the laboratory.
The researchers engineered an enzyme called Tre which removes the virus from the genome of infected cells by recognizing and then recombining the structure of the virus's DNA.
This ability to recognize HIV's DNA might one day help overcome one of the biggest obstacles to finding a cure: the ability of the HIV virus to avoid detection by reverting to a resting state within infected cells which then cease to produce the virus for months or even years.
"Numerous attempts have been made to activate these cells, with the hope that such strategies would sensitize the accompanying viruses to antiviral drugs, leading to virus eradication," Engelman wrote. "Advances with such approaches in patients have been slow to materialize."
New experiments must be designed to see if the Tre enzyme can be used to recognize these dormant infected cells, he wrote.
"Although favorable results would represent perhaps only a baby step toward eventual use in patients, the discovery of the Tre recombinase proves that enzymatic removal of integrated HIV-1 from human chromosomes is a current-day reality," he said.
The researchers who developed the enzyme were optimistic about their ability to design additional enzymes which would target other parts of the virus's DNA.
However they warned that there were significant barriers to overcome before the enzyme could be used to help cure patients.
"The most important, and likely most difficult, among these is that the enzyme would need efficient and safe means of delivery and would have to be able to function without adverse side effects," wrote lead author Indrani Sarkar of the Max Planck Institute for Molecular Cell Biology and Genetics in Dresden.
"Nevertheless the results we present offer an early proof of principal for this type of approach, which we speculate might form a useful basis for the development of future HIV therapies," Sarkar concluded.
This article appeared in the U.S.A. Today newspaper and makes me wonder how frequently this occurs. We know that some of our SW's have LE boyfriends or customers. I wonder how frequently when a SW is arrested she is given a choice between jail or having sex with him. I suspect that LEO's get a lot of free sex for leaving the girls alone.
In Baltimore City it happens a lot. More than you can imagine. The feds have had passing interest in this for years but politicians always stop the investigations.
Gee, I wonder why???? :D
Larry!
QUESTION: Have you ever taken a SW on a short trip anywhere? If so, how did it work out? I know that some of you have invited them to your homes and a couple of you are living with SW's.
Yes, I have. You are an idiot if you get involved with these girls. I AM AN IDIOT!!! :D
Don't be me, please! I won't ever do it again.
Repeat after me...
It's all about the drugs!
It's all about the drugs!
It's all about the drugs!
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
07-01-07, 05:59
Yes, I have. You are an idiot if you get involved with these girls.
Larry, as I said in my initial post I have NO intention of either getting involved with and/or taking a SW on a short trip for the stated reasons.
I was curious though what experiences others had when doing it. From the reports, it sounded like a mistake taking them on a trip because of their drug dependency and resulting erratic behavior.
I appreciate those who shared their experiences with us on this matter. It just confirmed what I thought might happen.
BBB
Larry, as I said in my initial post I have NO intention of either getting involved with and/or taking a SW on a short trip for the stated reasons.
I was curious though what experiences others had when doing it. From the reports, it sounded like a mistake taking them on a trip because of their drug dependency and resulting erratic behavior.
I appreciate those who shared their experiences with us on this matter. It just confirmed what I thought might happen.
BBB
They can be great for a while but then the 'needs' come in or the drugs make them do crazy things. I know that some on here have had better luck but I'm telling mongers that the drugs are being cut with something different now that makes the SWs go down faster than ever. Something is going on and the drug counselors are noticing it too.
You have been warned, my brothers.
Larry!
QUESTION: Have you ever taken a SW on a short trip anywhere? If so, how did it work out? I know that some of you have invited them to your homes and a couple of you are living with SW's.
In the course of my conversation with Crystal yesterday, she asked me what I have been doing. I mentioned that I just got back from a few days in Ocean City for some R&R and fishing and plan to go back in another month or two.
Crystal asked me if I would take her next time I go. It floored me. She was serious. I never thought about taking an SW on a trip, long or short. I just feel we live in two different worlds and the two will never meet, but only collide.
I have no intention of taking Crystal or any other SW on a trip or to my home. They would stick out like a sore thumb and be a source of embarrassment. I learned my lesson when taking a few of the girls for a bite to eat around the loops. I picked places where the clientele are use to seeing them and would not be alarmed if they start geeking out.
I just don't think it could work. Their drug habit would be a major problem as I don't want to get involved in anyway with it. Then their appearance - track marks, sores, CCL, bad teeth - would be a turnoff.
I am not considering inviting any SW on a trip, but I was wondering if you did what your experiences were.
BBB
I have done it with an escort/stripper. She is a cute good looking girl not an SW. She wanted to quit but it did not work. Listen to Larry 56 also read this well-written report.
They can be great for a while but then the 'needs' come in or the drugs make them do crazy things. I know that some on here have had better luck but I'm telling mongers that the drugs are being cut with something different now that makes the SWs go down faster than ever. Something is going on and the drug counselors are noticing it too.
You have been warned, my brothers.
Larry!
Can someone tell me how to access the attachments (files/pictures) you have uploaded?
The term Merkin is in the abbreviation. Maybe I am slow, but what the hell is public hair wig.
The term Merkin is in the abbreviation. Maybe I am slow, but what the hell is public hair wig.
Pubic, maybe? :D
I tell you that these posts remind me about Melanie of CB. Terrific body but a real nut. 23, 5' 10", and VERY VERY thin but she had large breasts. Very hot brunette who sold herself to feed that habit.
She was dual diagnosis. Crazy and using the pipe to cover her illness. You knew if you talked to her for a minute that this girl was smart and didn't fit the CB SW mold. No marks on her body, all of her teeth, large breasts (did I mention the breasts? :D) and cute.
Her father was a big shot at BG&E. She would tell me about the sauna in her house and the huge backyard pool. I finally saw it all. Her family house was in a gated community by the water in Anne Arundel County. Plush!
She told me how in high school she would take care of 3 or 4 guys at a time. She would have been VERY POPULAR at my high school. Why did I meet girls like that? I just kidding of course. She's sick and she was self medicating around me.
I checked her criminal record and it appears that she hasn't gotten into any new trouble since I last saw her so that is good. I know she visited the Palace many times and had a number of extended engagements.
I also noted the times that her father had her committed so I know that mental illness is part of her problem.
But she was a mess anytime she 'visited' with me. The geeking, picking, talking fast, playing with the radio, etc. Then she expected to be catered to ALWAYS.
It wasn't worth it! She was hot though!
Larry!
Horsetrader
07-01-07, 16:47
The term Merkin is in the abbreviation. Maybe I am slow, but what the hell is public hair wig. Urban dictionary provides a little history - "A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed."
I have no idea if it is true, but it sounds reasonable to me.
Benchseats Rock
07-02-07, 05:18
The term Merkin is in the abbreviation. Maybe I am slow, but what the hell is public hair wig.
From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin):
A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a merkin, although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum. In current times, Merkins have become popular in Japan (where they are known as "Night Flowers"), and are sold to physiologically immature girls and young women to "normalize" body appearance. They are usually sourced from Chinese suppliers, who hand-weave the hair into a net backing. Each merkin is then trimmed to fit the customer's particular body shape.
The term is also applied to decorative (typically sequinned) patches commonly sold in sets with nipple tassels or "pasties" and are enjoying new popularity as part of the costume of new burlesque adult entertainment, amongst whom the most famous modern day artistes are Dita Von Teese and Immodesty Blaise.
Houghton Mifflin's American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, 4th edition describes the term's etymology as stemming from an "alteration of obsolete malkin, lower-class woman, mop, from Middle English; from Malkin, diminutive of the personal name Matilda."[1]
A "short and curly history of the merkin" in The Guardian provided a partial history of the merkin. It highlighted "comedy terrorist" Aaron Barschak's flashing of a merkin to onlookers.
From The Straight Dope (http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html):
* A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!)
* They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs.
* Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty.
* They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness.
* The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing.
* In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable.
* A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin.
* In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.)
* One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so.
* In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin.
I hope that settles it...
Benchseats Rock
Yep that settles it pretty much. Now I can make it my life's journey to soil some merkin! I just saw the term and it was one I did not know. CFSRTSM is my new term. Covered Full Service Removed To Soil Merkin. I know I know..don't try it.
Thanks all.
Frank
P.S. So, what is a BBBJ? Only joking.
Bad Bad Boy
07-02-07, 10:26
Here's another interesting article that appeared recently in the Baltimore Sun newspaper regarding legalizing prostitution and drugs. While Kaufman doesn't stand a chance of winning his run against Mayor Sheila Dixon, he makes some very valid points.
Here's a summary of the article:
Robert Kaufman took his socialist agenda to The Block yesterday, where he announced his candidacy in the mayoral race and called for the creation of a "red-light district" where prostitution and drugs would be legal.
Kaufman said he decided to launch his campaign at The Block to grab the news media's attention and because it is close to the city elections office, where he filed the paperwork necessary to run. The Block refers to a section of East Baltimore Street known for its strip bars and pornography shops.
Kaufman said allowing prostitution in certain areas -- similar to the laws in Nevada -- would decrease the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and violence against prostitutes.
"It would lower the number of prostitutes beaten up by their johns, the number of prostitutes who are shot by their johns or not paid," he said.
"I'm the only serious candidate in the race," Kaufman said. "I'm the only candidate that's coming up with substantial solutions for real problems. The others are more interested in their careers and financing.
With the city on pace to surpass 300 homicides for the first time since 1999, reducing crime has become one of the defining themes among candidates this year. Kaufman blamed the killings on poverty and an unsuccessful war on drugs. Calling for radical change, Kaufman said allowing drug use in certain areas would lower the crime rate because dealers would not have to fight over territory.
BBB
Benchseats Rock
07-02-07, 14:15
The Block refers to a section of East Baltimore Street known for its strip bars and pornography shops.
I would never have known had it not been for this article. Really... the reporter should be made an editor immediately - just in case there is something resembling substance in the pipeline of bullshit destined for the hallowed pages of the best (damn toilet) paper in the city.
Kaufman is, well, Kaufman. We need him to be him, but not to be mayor or anything else. On the other hand, instead of lobbing every softball in the book at Hamm and Dixon - argh... never mind... I was thinking there was actually a reporter in Baltimore for a minute. My bad. Sorry about that, it won't happen again.
Benchseats Rock
This is good news. Considering the amount of money that has been sunk into HIV research, something should be coming up soon.
Larry!Another piece of very good news:
Cuba creates “plantibody” for hepatitis B vaccine
Published: Wed July 19, 2006
Cuba has made a scientific breakthrough in creating a “plantibody” for the production of the hepatitis B vaccine.
http://havanajournal.com/culture/entry/cuba-creates-plantibody-for-hepatitis-b-vaccine/
Here's another interesting article that appeared recently in the Baltimore Sun newspaper regarding legalizing prostitution and drugs. While Kaufman doesn't stand a chance of winning his run against Mayor Sheila Dixon, he makes some very valid points.
Here's a summary of the article:
Robert Kaufman took his socialist agenda to The Block yesterday, where he announced his candidacy in the mayoral race and called for the creation of a "red-light district" where prostitution and drugs would be legal.
Kaufman said he decided to launch his campaign at The Block to grab the news media's attention and because it is close to the city elections office, where he filed the paperwork necessary to run. The Block refers to a section of East Baltimore Street known for its strip bars and pornography shops.
Kaufman said allowing prostitution in certain areas -- similar to the laws in Nevada -- would decrease the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and violence against prostitutes.
"It would lower the number of prostitutes beaten up by their johns, the number of prostitutes who are shot by their johns or not paid," he said.
"I'm the only serious candidate in the race," Kaufman said. "I'm the only candidate that's coming up with substantial solutions for real problems. The others are more interested in their careers and financing.
With the city on pace to surpass 300 homicides for the first time since 1999, reducing crime has become one of the defining themes among candidates this year. Kaufman blamed the killings on poverty and an unsuccessful war on drugs. Calling for radical change, Kaufman said allowing drug use in certain areas would lower the crime rate because dealers would not have to fight over territory.
BBBThis is what the whole season of the Wire was about.
Don't take this donkey 2 seriously
Seva Lurker
07-03-07, 07:57
Here's a summary of the article:
"It would lower the number of prostitutes beaten up by their johns, the number of prostitutes who are shot by their johns or not paid," he said.
BBB
Did he mention that legalizing prostitution might also decrease the number of johns who are ripped off by the prostitutes or their 'friends'? Did he mention that other street crime 'might' go down if prostitution is legalized?
What did he say about serious crime? Drug related crime, gang related crime (or does Baltimore, like South East VA, deny there are gangs in the area?) and such?
And he's the "only serious" contender. What if you guys had an election and nobody voted? But hey, this is a democracy and it is our right and privilage and really our duty to get out and vote. Even for the idiots who always seem to be running.
Let's not forget one of the Peter Seller's most memorable roles as President Merkin Muffley in Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964).
Benchseats Rock
07-03-07, 14:17
The term "common prostitute" will be banished from English law under legal changes announced in the UK, with street workers to be referred to now as "persons".
The Daily Mail newspaper has reported that, In a dramatic softening of the law on prostitution, only 'persistent' street workers who are caught selling sex will face any police action.
And the term 'common prostitute' will be banished from English law. Instead, sex workers must be referred to as 'persons'.
Outlining the Criminal Justice and Immigration Bill, Justice Minister David Hanson said it was no longer acceptable for women or rent boys to carry the 'label' of prostitution, which dates back to the 1824 Vagrancy Act.
He said that, in future, to receive any punishment at all, their offending must be classed as 'persistent'. This means they must be caught selling sex twice in any three month period.
Even 'persistent' offenders will escape the current fine for a first offence. Instead, they will be ordered to attend three meetings with a supervisor or counsellor, and will be given help to kick addictions to alcohol or drugs.
Only those who fail to turn up will face punishment, of up to 72 hours in custody.
Baltimonger
07-04-07, 11:38
With the murder rate likely exceeding 300 by the end of the year, let's thank the real heroes: The paramedics,and the doctors & nurses at Shock Trauma and other hospitals across the city. Without their hard work, the murder numbers could be as high as 1,000 in 2007. There will likely be over 700 non-fatal shootings in the city this year.
1 in 632 of you city residents will get shot in 2007.
Oriole Mon
07-05-07, 18:39
Well, as many of you senior members know I have been a bit quite lately. This is because I have been fighting the damn staph since earlier this year. When it first went away I thought I was done with it. Now it has been coming back about once a month. It is now back for the 5th time.
The doc now has me on a cocktail of antibiotics, one that has me pissing orange. Above that I am having swab my nose with an oinment twice a day that smells like cheap mint candy. To top it all off, I have to bath in surgeons soap.
Dialing back the clock, I remember a scratch from one of the shithole rowhouses most of us have visited. That single scratch kicked this whole thing off.
The long and the short are that I am vacation and will not be visiting our city's finer charms. After this is all over, I am going to have one hell of a party.
Happy Mongering!
Oriole
Well, as many of you senior members know I have been a bit quite lately. This is because I have been fighting the damn staph since earlier this year. When it first went away I thought I was done with it. Now it has been coming back about once a month. It is now back for the 5th time.
The doc now has me on a cocktail of antibiotics, one that has me pissing orange. Above that I am having swab my nose with an oinment twice a day that smells like cheap mint candy. To top it all off, I have to bath in surgeons soap.
Dialing back the clock, I remember a scratch from one of the shithole rowhouses most of us have visited. That single scratch kicked this whole thing off.
The long and the short are that I am vacation and will not be visiting our city's finer charms. After this is all over, I am going to have one hell of a party.
Happy Mongering!
Oriole
Hey Mon:
Sorry to hear all you have been through, I remember Posting this back in January 22, 2007.
If you scratch yourself in one of those damn dumps they call homes. Go to the doctor right away.
Apparently the little scratch I got from a door, had staph on it. My hand is killing me, I am eating drugs and it hurts like hell.
Third doctor visit is in the morning.
Hey Oriole Mon,
Be careful, sounds like you have contracted CA-MRSA. Make sure you see a good Dermatologist, Internist, or Infectious Disease Specialist that is familiar with treating MRSA.
That is one reason aside from ULE walking into old man Joe’s Bawdy house, I go to notels.
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA) is a type of bacteria that is resistant to certain antibiotics. These antibiotics include methicillin and other more common antibiotics such as oxacillin, penicillin and amoxicillin. Staph infections, including MRSA, occur most frequently among persons in hospitals and healthcare facilities (such as nursing homes and dialysis centers) who have weakened immune systems.
MRSA infections that are acquired by persons who have not been recently (within the past year) hospitalized or had a medical procedure (such as dialysis, surgery, catheters) are know as CA-MRSA infections. Staph or MRSA infections in the community are usually manifested as skin infections, such as pimples and boils, and occur in otherwise healthy people.
Monger safe and carefully
Big Red, always taking care of little red
Hey man get well soon and hit the loops again.
Big Red
Bad Bad Boy
07-07-07, 07:44
Everyone knows that Dan Snyder, Redskin owner who bought them a few years ago for $800M, will do anything for a buck including pimping his mother out if he could get a few dollars. lol
I was checking out the Redskin training practice schedule on their website the other day to see when their practices are open to the public. Afterwards, I checked out the cheerleader section to see the new faces who will be cheering for us this season.
I couldn't believe what I found. You can now buy a pack of 40 cheerleader trading cards for $75 or $150 if you want them autographed. This has to be a first and an ALL TIME LOW. lmao All the NFL teams have cheerleader calendars you can buy, but I have never seen trading cards. Trading cards for ballplayers, yes. All kids collect those, but for cheerleaders?
It must be another scheme that owner Dan has come up with to make a buck. We already have some of the most expensive ticket prices in the NFL. The kid (Dan) is already a billionaire. How much is enough?
Maybe we ought to get SW trading cards with their personal information on the back. The money we raise can go toward their retirement fund:o) rofl Just a thought. lol
BBB
Hey Mon:
Sorry to hear all you have been through, I remember Posting this back in January 22, 2007.
If you scratch yourself in one of those damn dumps they call homes. Go to the doctor right away.
usually manifested as skin infections, such as pimples and boils
Big RedAre the SW immune to these infections, do you think? Given that they live 24/7 in these dumps, they should be all severely infected, yet despite the occasion pimple / boil they don't seem to be all that affected.
Seva Lurker
07-07-07, 08:21
BBB,
Not a bad idea. Just some rambling thoughts on the topic.
What picture do we use? The one suitable for Hustler (I'll volunteer to take those and do their bio's :D ), a street shot of them in their environs, or their mug shot?
Where would we get them published? How many to do we produce of each girl? How often do we 'update'?
Do we charge more for the more 'popular' and/or 'infamous' girls? Or just let good old 'supply and demand' drive the costs.
Perhaps a rating on the back. You know quality of service, languages spoken, rip off potential, etc.
But then other than the occasional RT in either DC or Baltimore, there are very few occasions when mongers get together. So trading them seems a bit problematic.
Bad Bad Boy
07-07-07, 16:40
Great suggestions, Seva! You are definitely a man for details or "tail" which ever:o). lol
I like your suggestions for using their Hustler photos, bios on back of card with their ratings, and let supply and demand determine costs.
We could also have life-size cardboard cutouts available for those tourists who would like to have their photos taken with their favorites SW's - at a price of course.
As far as marketing goes, I thought we would put up kiosks at very strategic locations along Wilkens, Patapasco, East Baltimore, and Conkling and sell the cards like they do with souvenirs.
Beer and SW trading cards. Nothing like it. They go hand-in-hand. rofl
BBB
Are the SW immune to these infections, do you think? Given that they live 24/7 in these dumps, they should be all severely infected, yet despite the occasion pimple / boil they don't seem to be all that affected.
Only the tough SW's survive, natural selection has created a tough hearty breed. And we though they only acted tough.
My thoughts
Big Red
Fun idea.
I like the Hustler style cards too, but I also think on the back you should have an inset (top right or top left corner) with their mugshot, or street shot if no mugshot is available.
You could also do All-Star cards, Golden Blow cards, MVF Cards (Most Valuable Fuck), Anal Award card, SWOTY (Streetwalker of the Year Award, different from MVF), etc. The cards in this series would be action shots in cars, notells, on-track ho huts, outside, where ever. Real dirty and nasty, we're talking Golden Blow sucking like a caged beast in the front seat of a dirty mongermobile - maybe taking a cumshot in her face and hair, the MVF card girl is getting railed to high heaven in one of those dirty on-track rowhouse rooms, you see where I'm going. Description of why she won the award on the back of card. All but SWOTY can be awarded to more than one sw.
You could also do track index cards. Girls from W/W, girls from the Clixx, CB, etc.
Baltimonger
07-08-07, 13:00
Are the SW immune to these infections, do you think? Given that they live 24/7 in these dumps, they should be all severely infected, yet despite the occasion pimple / boil they don't seem to be all that affected.
I've noticed that the longer I've had it, the far less frequent and less severe outbreaks of boils & folliculitis I'm having. A few years ago, I'd get several large & painful boils whenever the weather got hot, and large patches of folliculitis on my legs.
As far as needle users go: Many get sick and die from endocarditis, which is caused by the staph bacteria entering the bloodstream from shooting up.
Ho Watcher
07-08-07, 17:40
I've noticed that the longer I've had it, the far less frequent and less severe outbreaks of boils & folliculitis I'm having. A few years ago, I'd get several large & painful boils whenever the weather got hot, and large patches of folliculitis on my legs.
As far as needle users go: Many get sick and die from endocarditis, which is caused by the staph bacteria entering the bloodstream from shooting up.I am not any sort of medical professional. So for anyone reading this post who is, please correct whatever I say that is wrong or incomplete or whatever.
The kind of pattern that Baltimonger is describing MAY be an early sign of glucose intolerance or diabetes. If someone is experiencing these symptoms, I think it would be a good idea to get screened for elevated blood glucose levels. If cost is a consideration, or just fear of insurance consequences, then maybe a public health clinic will allow anonymous testing. For background on testing protocol, contraindications, factors making the test invalid, etc, do a Google search. Try things like glucose tolerance test protocol or other combinations of terms.
To reduce the frequency of outbreaks that he describes, try showering with an antibacterial soap like Dial. There are other soaps available, but they might be weaker. Also get a prescription for a topical erythromycin solution to help treat remaining outbreaks. This antibiotic is not suitable for everyone, so talk it over with your doc.
CA-MRSA is a far more serious skin condition than what Baltimonger seems to describe and is discussed earlier in this thread.
If you scratch yourself in one of those damn dumps they call homes. Go to the doctor right away.
Apparently the little scratch I got from a door, had staph on it. My hand is killing me, I am eating drugs and it hurts like hell.
Third doctor visit is in the morning.
Hey Oriole Mon,
Be careful, sounds like you have contracted CA-MRSA. Make sure you see a good Dermatologist, Internist, or Infectious Disease Specialist that is familiar with treating MRSA.
That is one reason aside from ULE walking into old man Joe’s Bawdy house, I go to notels.
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA) is a type of bacteria that is resistant to certain antibiotics. These antibiotics include methicillin and other more common antibiotics such as oxacillin, penicillin and amoxicillin. Staph infections, including MRSA, occur most frequently among persons in hospitals and healthcare facilities (such as nursing homes and dialysis centers) who have weakened immune systems.
MRSA infections that are acquired by persons who have not been recently (within the past year) hospitalized or had a medical procedure (such as dialysis, surgery, catheters) are know as CA-MRSA infections. Staph or MRSA infections in the community are usually manifested as skin infections, such as pimples and boils, and occur in otherwise healthy people.
I don't know if this question goes here. But I was wondering why we don't report on tightness where it counts...and I am not talking about "little tight body". I recently wrote a report about SW Donna and I was really excited about her tightness down below.
For now on, I am going to report on this particular factor but I don't see it mentioned a lot. Do you guys have some relgious aversion to talking about it? Ha ha.
Frankly, when one of you reports tightness, THAT is when I seek an SW out for FS.
I know what you are thinking. If she is an SW, it probably is not all that tight by now. But there are exceptions. I remember ANGELA and I always found her to be snug. You are probably also thinking that it depends on a guys girth....
Ok, maybe this is not a good idea. The last thing I need is for Baltimonger or Big Red to come out with a Title on a report listing their size and girth!
Frank
Bad Bad Boy
07-09-07, 15:13
Fun idea. I like the Hustler style cards too, but I also think on the back you should have an inset (top right or top left corner) with their mugshot, or street shot if no mugshot is available. You could also do All-Star cards, Golden Blow cards, MVF Cards (Most Valuable Fuck), Anal Award card, SWOTY (Streetwalker of the Year Award, different from MVF), etc.
Great idea, Loop Vet.
I like the idea of also including their mug shots on the cards for immediate identification, especially if they are having a bad hair day.
Action shots if no mug shots are available works too. lol
Awards (e.g., SW of the Year, etc.) received certainly is appropriate for inclusion.
BBB
Baltimonger
07-09-07, 19:31
Ok, maybe this is not a good idea. The last thing I need is for Baltimonger or Big Red to come out with a Title on a report listing their size and girth!
Frank
Oh shit, that means I can't get pants if I were to become LE:(
5'9", 180 lbs. 36 inch waist.
Ok, maybe this is not a good idea. The last thing I need is for Baltimonger or Big Red to come out with a Title on a report listing their size and girth!
Frank
Oh shit, that means I can't get pants if I were to become LE:(
Hey Frank
You know when you want to drive a railroad spike you don't hit it with a tack hammer; I hit it with my 260 pound fat ass. When I say I pound a SW or escort I mean it literally, not figuratively.
Could not resist this one, now you have the last thing you need;)
Big Red
But I feel your pain brother...and it sounds like she does as well Big Red!
Baldconan1
07-11-07, 09:52
Gentlemen
Just got back from a visit to the Big Apple with the SO. While we were there I got loose for a few hours and partook of the strip club scene. Everything there is way over-priced even for the hot chicks that they are, however it was nice to be able to go without fear of the SO's supersniffer. She is very sensitive to any cig smoke, and I can no longer go to the Block because of it. Maybe when this no, and admittedly stupid law, goes into effect, it will open up the club scene again for me. I still wonder why no one has opened a no-smoking club before this.
Baldconan1
Bad Bad Boy
07-13-07, 03:24
Here we go again. Baltimore's homicide rate is soaring in record numbers:
A man was fatally shot in East Baltimore Thursday night -- hours after another man was stabbed to death in the same section of the city, police said.
About 7:30 p.m. Thursday, an unidentified man was shot in the 400 block of N. Bouldin St., police said.
Officer Nicole Monroe, a police spokeswoman, said police found the victim suffering from a gunshot wound to the head and lying in the street. Monroe said the man was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. No arrest had been made and a motive was unknown, she said. The victim was the city's 168th slaying this year, compared to 139 at the same time last year.
It looks like we will have to rename Baltimore to DODGE CITY. Leave your guns with the sherrif.
BBB
Seva Lurker
07-13-07, 08:14
Probably one reason why no one has opened a no smoking club is that 99% of the girls working there smoke. Who would work there??? :D
Just noticed this is post 666. Wonder what that means?
Loopy De Loop
07-13-07, 10:00
Congrats Seva Lurker on the triple 6s.
By no means a sole reason to shift to DC stripclubs, but there is a smoking ban there.
I like to see the local talent and be able to be back home w/o SO sniffing sig smoke ...
:)
Probably one reason why no one has opened a no smoking club is that 99% of the girls working there smoke. Who would work there??? :D
Just noticed this is post 666. Wonder what that means?
Benchseats Rock
07-13-07, 13:33
We're already at 173.
Nice going there Hamm....
Go Team....
Here we go again. Baltimore's homicide rate is soaring in record numbers:
A man was fatally shot in East Baltimore Thursday night -- hours after another man was stabbed to death in the same section of the city, police said.
About 7:30 p.m. Thursday, an unidentified man was shot in the 400 block of N. Bouldin St., police said.
Officer Nicole Monroe, a police spokeswoman, said police found the victim suffering from a gunshot wound to the head and lying in the street. Monroe said the man was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. No arrest had been made and a motive was unknown, she said. The victim was the city's 168th slaying this year, compared to 139 at the same time last year.
It looks like we will have to rename Baltimore to DODGE CITY. Leave your guns with the sherrif.
BBB
Probably one reason why no one has opened a no smoking club is that 99% of the girls working there smoke. Who would work there??? :D
Just noticed this is post 666. Wonder what that means?
Hello Seva Lurker
Congratulations on post 666, you pussy loving devil.
Posts with significant numbers are special according to Bench. I have reposted part of my post 333, which if my math is correct is ½ of 666. What that means is that you must double up on what is a normal 333 posting.
Ok! My Dutch uncle Benchseats Rock tells me that postings with significant numbers should be special, like his 1000th at the DC RT.http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=510307#post510307
So with this being post 333 I think I have to do a 3 something or a 3 some. My day started in Alexandria, VA. with an early meeting, the night before I set up a incall with Daniella from eros, a afternoon Booty call with my Ivy League Towson college Black Booty girl and a MILF dinner in Gettysburg. The die is cast.
Report 333
Triethnic: Brazilian, Black Booty and MILF(Caucasian)
Tristate Tyson Corners VA, Towson MD and Gettysburg PA
Trifucta 2 Brazil nuts, 2 Booty nuts and 1 MILF nut (MILF it makes a body good)
Uncle Bench how did I do?
Big Red and little red
Soo just get 6 girls of different ethnic backgrounds in six states and bang them six times. The six ethnic categories for your reference are white, black, asian, Hispanic, MILF and the sixth is a twist a mix of any of the preceding 5, Let the games begin.
Just a suggestion
Big Red
Bad Bad Boy
07-14-07, 05:30
Is everyone prepared for the possibility of a terrorists attack this summer?
According to our Homeland Security Director, who has a gut feeling that we will be attacked this summer, you better start preparing. He bases his gut feeling on increased chatter coming from the middle East, recent terrorist videos, terrorist attacks in nearby countries, and other general intel.
Apparently, these Jihadees have real hang-ups about sex so they might go after strip clubs, adult movie theaters and ABS with their bombs in addition to their other high-value targets. They are so twisted no telling what they might do.
They want to make a bigger splash than 911 so that might imply some dirty bomb or some other nuclear device.
While I don't plan to change my life one bit other than being vigilant, I don't plan to give into their fear mongering (oops, wrong choice of words - lol) either. Therefore, I am ready. Locked 'n loaded and will take no prisoners if they get into my sights. I have enough weapons and ammo to arm a Marine infantry squad if need be. lol
I really don't mean to make light of the situation as I take their threats seriously. We ought to beat them at their own game and send them packing licking their wounds if they live through our onslaught. This stuff is starting to piss me off.
BBB
I do not know where this belongs so. I have a military buddy whom is a fairly high ranking officer deployed in Iraq and was just home on 2 weeks leave and yes I did get him laid by Natalie Foxx a real sex machine. He tells me there is Baghdad ass just not pussy? He works with some civilian Iraqi professional women not P4P pros. They all want a US husband and want to come to USA, imagine that. My buddy dates some women socially no P4P, and they will not fuck him vaginally, because they are saving themselves for their future husbands and want to be virgins! They will perform oral and anal sex.
Now we all know what a Clinton is, thanks to past President Bill Clinton you can now get a BBBJ and not be unfaithful to your wife or SO. Now thanks to Al-Maliki any male in Iraq can get greek from local talent and it does not count as sex. This is the Al-Maliki ass clause. So now I feel better my buddy does not get any pussy but he gets greek and blow jobs. The women he is with will get undressed, suck him off and let him pound her ass but she will not remove her Hijab or headdress, because it will dishonor her and her family WTF. He can pound her until she has an asshole like a tunnel, that is OK but she can not remove her head cover. How will the west ever reason with these people?
Just wondering and doing my part for the troops
Big Red
Member #4105
07-15-07, 10:53
Where can we order Hijabs?
The next time you pick up a hooker with a smoking hot body and a butterface, ask her to wear the Hijab out of respect for the sacrifices made by the servicemen overseas.
The Iraqi women give up oral and anal freely? Bring them here!
We have a lot to learn from the Iraqis.
The women he is with will get undressed, suck him off and let him pound her ass but she will not remove her Hijab or headdress ... He can pound her until she has an asshole like a tunnel... but she can not remove her head cover. How will the west ever reason with these people?
Big Red
Enor Muscock
07-15-07, 11:10
The Iraqi women give up oral and anal freely? Bring them here!
We have a lot to learn from the Iraqis.
I have a buddy who was staioned in Turkey for a while. Same goes there.
He said "Muslim chicks really want to please a man. You just have to learn to think outside the box" :)
The women he is with will get undressed, suck him off and let him pound her ass but she will not remove her Hijab or headdress ... He can pound her until she has an asshole like a tunnel... but she can not remove her head cover. How will the west ever reason with these people?
Big Red
Hijabs
Where can we order Hijabs?
The next time you pick up a hooker with a smoking hot body and a butterface, ask her to wear the Hijab out of respect for the sacrifices made by the servicemen overseas.
The Iraqi women give up oral and anal freely? Bring them here!
We have a lot to learn from the Iraqis.
Hello Fat Bastard
You just figued it out, this lady my Baghdad buddy is ass fucking, she is Curtis Bay Ugly, she is a 2 or 3 and my poor friend does not know it. Fack, I have to call him on his satellite phone right now it is 19:30 hours BDT (Baghdad daylight time) or MDT (Moscow daylight time) before he pokes her ugly ass again LOL.
No actually he can see her face just not her head, neck and shoulders she does show her tits. She wears a Hijab which is a head sahwl type of garment, the Niqab covers the face only allowing a slit for the eyes, no blow job with a Niqab.
Niqab and Hijab
Hijab comes from the Arabic word "hajaba" meaning to hide from view or conceal. Although in the present time, the context of hijab is the modest covering of a Muslim woman. Also called Islamic veils or prayer shawls, hijabs are used to cover the head of Muslim women in compliance to the modesty standard. Niqab or Burka, on the other hand is the piece of cloth that is worn to cover the face with an opening for the eyes. Niqabs are sometimes called khimar.
I vote for the Hijab, now you know boys, get some!
Again just doing my part for the troops
Big Red
Baltimonger
07-15-07, 12:06
Why do the Taliban dress their women up like beekeepers then beat the shit out of them?
Is this some bizarre religious hatred against beekeeping?
Why do the Taliban dress their women up like beekeepers then beat the shit out of them?
Is this some bizarre religious hatred against beekeeping?
Hello Baltimonger
Again I must thank you for my favorite flamethrower photo in the collection, I always credit you with it's creation when I publish it.
Now to the issue at hand bee haters. I can't stand any people, group, country or ethnic race that are bee haters or Dutch Haters, that is why we invaded that sorry ass place twice.
Guess we showed them.
Oh yeah the purpose of this board when my buddy and I tag teamed Natalie for two hours she did not wear a Niqab, Hijab and or Kabob, of course she is Italian!
Big Red
Baltimonger
07-15-07, 14:01
According to our Homeland Security Director, who has a gut feeling that we will be attacked this summer, you better start preparing. He bases his gut feeling on increased chatter coming from the middle East, recent terrorist videos, terrorist attacks in nearby countries, and other general intel.
Our dumbass government can't even find Osama Bin Laden, and have been searching for the last 10 years. How many 7 foot tall, white turban wearing guys dragging video equipment through the desert could there possibly be?
The Homeland Security Director is Michael Chertoff. He co-authored the Patriot Act.
Let's take a look at another great Chertoff moment of clairvoyance from 2005:
"This is really one which I think was breathtaking in its surprise," Chertoff said. "There has been, over the last few years, some specific planning for the possibility of a significant hurricane in New Orleans with a lot of rainfall, with water rising in the levees and water overflowing the levees."
"That alone would be "a very catastrophic scenario, and although the planning was not complete, a lot of work had been done. But there were two problems here. First of all, it's as if someone took that plan and dropped an atomic bomb simply to make it more difficult. We didn't merely have the overflow, we actually had the break in the wall. And I will tell you that, really, that perfect storm of combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody's foresight."
Chertoff also argued that authorities did not have much notice that the storm would be so powerful and could make a direct hit on New Orleans.
"It wasn't until comparatively late, shortly before -- a day, maybe a day and a half, before landfall -- that it became clear that this was going to be a Category 4 or 5 hurricane headed for the New Orleans area."
As far back as Friday, August 26, the National Hurricane Center was predicting the storm could be a Category 4 hurricane at landfall, with New Orleans directly in its path. Still, storms do change paths, so the possibility existed that it might not hit the city.
But the National Weather Service prediction proved almost perfect.
Katrina made landfall on Monday, August 29.
___________________________________________
I live close to BWI. Right before 6 pm Friday, all the commercial air traffic disappeared from the sky, and a Navy F/A 18 came streaking in from the south, then circled the airport for a few minutes, before normal flights resumed about 10 minutes later.
Bad Bad Boy
07-16-07, 07:48
Home Land Security Secretary, Michael Chertoff, is not having one of his better year's in office.
Aside from the fact that we can't find Bin Laden, Chertoff made some very critical political mistakes when he backed the Senate's recent immigration bill which in essence would give amnesty to around 20 million illegals in this country.
Chertoff, not only backed the bill, but tried to blackmail the American public by saying he wasn't going to spend the billions of dollars allocated to continue building the boarder fence unless it passed. How dumb is that? He lost my support after those blunders.
When we have another terrorist attack and they find out that the terrorists sneaked across our porous borders the American public will go wild and impeach who ever is in office.
Both political parties are not listening and carrying out the will and wishes of the American people. It has gotten so much worse over the years that there doesn't appear to be any hope for a change.
Unfortunately, it will probably take the equivalent of another 911 to wake up our do nothing Congress and force them to act, rather than placate special interests.
BBB
Member #4105
07-16-07, 08:38
I vote for the Hijab, now you know boys, get some!
Big Red
Where can I find a CBU, cock sucking, butt fucking Iraqi woman with a Hijab?
Enor Muscock
07-16-07, 14:47
Where can we order Hijabs?
The next time you pick up a hooker with a smoking hot body and a butterface, ask her to wear the Hijab out of respect for the sacrifices made by the servicemen overseas.
The Iraqi women give up oral and anal freely? Bring them here!
We have a lot to learn from the Iraqis.
I'll never be able to again hear the conservative punditry talk about "the bottom up progress being made in Iraq" without a breaking a little grin....
Member #4105
07-17-07, 08:11
Why do the Taliban dress their women up like beekeepers then beat the shit out of them?
Is this some bizarre religious hatred against beekeeping?
Because they are CBU!
I vote for the Hijab, now you know boys, get some!
Big Red
Forget Paper Bags, use Hijab!
Where can I find a CBU, cock sucking, butt fucking Iraqi woman with a Hijab?
Hello Fat Bastard
Great research and pic's you have done a yeoman's job, I belive thet is the finest pair of Hijab's I have ever seen. I was in stab and jab convenience store in DC yesterday and the non engrish speaking women behind the counter was wearing a, you guessed it, a Hijab. I almost asked her if any thing else was on the menu, I thought about the pictures you posted and left with a smile;)
Thank you for keeping the quality level of this board high high high.
Big Red
Benchseats Rock
07-17-07, 12:48
Where can we order Hijabs?
I have one I picked up overseas a while ago with this whole conversation in mind. I'll call a friend and see if I can't find one for you.
Sarang Haeyo
07-17-07, 12:58
www.hijabgirl.com
I love you maniacs!!!
Where can I find a CBU, cock sucking, butt fucking Iraqi woman with a Hijab?
Ask Bush. He'll send you to them free of charge. ;)
Larry!
Here you go you sick fucks!!!
www.hijabgirl.com
I love you maniacs!!!
Hello SH
Thanks for the Hijab site, but I want one like Fat Bastard has with 38DD tits, I know it will cost a little more for shipping but it would be worth the freight. LOL
Thanks for the intel
Big Red
Bad Bad Boy
07-18-07, 12:14
www.hijabgirl.com
Here you go you sick fucks.
I love you maniacs!!!
Sign me up, too.
If HijabGirl looks anything like the pictures Fat Bastard posted, I'll take two:o). I kinda of like that mysterious look.
HijabGirl likes Greek and oral, but no sexual intercourse until married. Okay. Then be the first kid on your block to do a HijabGirl/HijabGirl threesome. lol
And who says our board isn't educational?
BBB
Sarang Haeyo
07-18-07, 12:39
And who says our board isn't educational?
BBB
Not only is it more educational; but (with a couple of exceptions) it's way more entertaining than the board I come from.
Later, you hajib-fuckers!
Sounds like a good website: hajibfuckers.com
Smiling Fox
07-18-07, 17:42
I have always wanted to put a world map on the wall, and stick pins in from the girls I have laid. Kind of an international world tour of all the woman of the world.
of course there are rules, natural born, 1st generation, etc.
In homeland, visiting international.
As a matter of fact I was considering placing a post ISO international pussy call. If you are from another country, come and visit. Represent your country in my UN of pussy.
An Iraqi would have been great. I almost had an Armenian. That would have been wild, and she was smokin hot too.
Then of course you can expand that, by culture or even religion. However I fear my imagination far outstrips my reality for this adventure. Besides the guys in DC and NY have a real advantage.
Dam would that just be a feather in someone's caps, like some nice Jewish boy knows scores on true Muslim with hajib on. Or even nice Muslim boy scores on beautiful Buddhist lady. I don't want to think I am not just thinking of international revenge, or being prejudice here. As has been mentioned, and I concur, I too am an equal opportunity fucker.
OK enough fantasy. Bring on the hajib ladies. Oh im still looking for some hot Russian ladies too. lol
I have one I picked up overseas a while ago with this whole conversation in mind. I'll call a friend and see if I can't find one for you.
How did YOU get one??? Now that's funny!
Larry!
Member #4105
07-20-07, 07:18
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/377834087.html
Sarang Haeyo
07-20-07, 08:25
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/377834087.html
I wonder if she has as much hair on her face as she does on her snapper!
Aacountyman
07-20-07, 09:01
Looks like a fresh crop of chickenhawks in the incubator.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/generation-chickenhawk-t_b_56676.html
Looks like a fresh crop of chickenhawks in the incubator.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/generation-chickenhawk-t_b_56676.html
Terrible site. It doesn't even load.
Is Huffington that woman with the accent who thinks she knows everything? I can't stand her and I agree with much of her politics.
What happened to Robux? We get Clix back and Robux is gone?? WTF???
Larry!
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/cas/377834087.html
I wonder if she has as much hair on her face as she does on her snapper!
Hello SH
To answer your question:
I e-mailed those pics to my Baghdad buddy and he says, those photos of Hijab women are not real Muslim's. The real deal shaves her pussy clean using a twisted epilation string or chord it is called "koos malus" or shaved pussy.
Just trying to be politically correct
Big Red
Sarang Haeyo
07-20-07, 14:51
Hello SH
To answer your question:
I e-mailed those pics to my Baghdad buddy and he says, those photos of Hijab women are not real Muslim's. The real deal shaves her pussy clean using a twisted epilation string or chord it is called "koos malus" or shaved pussy.
Just trying to be politically correct
Big Red
This is EXACTLY the reason I stick my nose where it doesn't belong. This kind of info is NOT available in CT.
The initial question remains however; but with a more optimistic outlook; if the Muslim woman is "clean, clean" in her lower area; is her face in the same condition?
Bad Bad Boy
07-20-07, 18:07
The initial question remains however; but with a more optimistic outlook; if the Muslim woman is "clean, clean" in her lower area; is her face in the same condition?
SH and Big Red, I have often wondered what these HijabGirls are hiding under their robes with only their eyes showing. I figured these girls have never been introduced to a razor and have body hair from head to toe and look like Big Foot. In fact, I thought their cooter hair dragged the ground like a long-bearded tom turkey in strut. Thanks for clearing that one up for me. rofl BBB
Benchseats Rock
07-20-07, 18:36
Hello SH
To answer your question:
I e-mailed those pics to my Baghdad buddy and he says, those photos of Hijab women are not real Muslim's. The real deal shaves her pussy clean using a twisted epilation string or chord it is called "koos malus" or shaved pussy.
Just trying to be politically correct
Big Red
Koos malus!!!!
Aiwa!!
Shukran,
Bench
Baltimonger
07-21-07, 12:15
According to our most beloved president Dubya, his wife used to be a "Liberian".
Just trying to be politically incorrect.
Terrible site. It doesn't even load.
Is Huffington that woman with the accent who thinks she knows everything? I can't stand her and I agree with much of her politics.
What happened to Robux? We get Clix back and Robux is gone?? WTF???
Larry!
She's the Anti-Coulter.
A lot of famous people post there, mainly journalists, actors & musicians. Etan Thomas of the Washington Wizards has had some really good articles on it.
Robux ran off with his Korean waitress for some R & R & AR. That Big Bim-Bim-Bopper.
Benchseats Rock
07-21-07, 13:51
That Big Bim-Bim-Bopper.
Now that's got me thinking... I think I have just the spot for the next RT. What do you say KJ?
According to our most beloved president Dubya, his wife used to be a "Liberian".
Just trying to be politically incorrect.
She's the Anti-Coulter.
Yuck! Don't mention that 'woman'. She is really a man IMHO. Coulter, not the first lady though maybe.... ;)
Larry!
This is EXACTLY the reason I stick my nose where it doesn't belong. This kind of info is NOT available in CT.
The initial question remains however; but with a more optimistic outlook; if the Muslim woman is "clean, clean" in her lower area; is her face in the same condition?
Hello again SH
To answer your initial question, No. Being dark-haired they often have a hairy lip which functions as a shock absorber for dicks LOL.
Just trying to respect and understand other cultures
Big Red
Hello SH
To answer your question:
I e-mailed those pics to my Baghdad buddy and he says, those photos of Hijab women are not real Muslim's. The real deal shaves her pussy clean using a twisted epilation string or chord it is called "koos malus" or shaved pussy.
Just trying to be politically correct
Big Red
Koos malus!!!!
Aiwa!!
Shukran,
Bench
Hello Bench
Thanks for the comments, now what the hell did you say.
A bewildered
Big Red
Bad Bad Boy
07-21-07, 18:52
This is an interesting article that appeared in the Baltimore Sun newspaper which should give you a good fix on the problems of the BPD and what the new police chief will face.
The murder rate is an unfair measure of a police commissioner's performance. Mayor Sheila Dixon acknowledged as much yesterday, after canning Leonard D. Hamm. But she appears to have calculated that with the murder rate on track to return to 1990s levels, something dramatic was required - if only to show that she was taking notice - and Mr. Hamm didn't have enough positives after nearly three years in the top job to offset the nightly News at Eleven killings.
His firing was a symbolic act, then, a promise by a mayor running for election that she's ready to do something about crime in Baltimore. But it's not a promise that's likely to bear any fruit between now and Primary Day, because the problems facing the city and the Police Department are not the sort that can be solved by one man in a couple of months.
The Police Department is not a happy organization. It has changed commissioners about every two years since 1999, while the last two mayors have had strongly different ideas about how the department should handle its job. Mr. Hamm could be excused for feeling a bit of whiplash; an absurd moment came this summer when 85 homicide detectives in this homicide-burdened city were taken off the job and dispatched, temporarily, to augment street patrols.
But there have been too many serious lapses - cops accused of rape, evidence gone missing, special units out of control, a 7-year-old handcuffed, a fishy pension deal for a top deputy, a sergeant charged with stealing the wheel rims off the Cadillac of a suspect - to argue that Mr. Hamm has been running a sufficiently tight ship and should have kept his job.
The mayor says she wasn't "feeling that energy" from Mr. Hamm, and suggests that the new acting commissioner, Frederick H. Bealefeld III, has effectively been running the department for several months now, anyway. Patricia C. Jessamy, the state's attorney who has railed against police tactics and incompetence, virtually declared victory yesterday; this would be a good moment for her office to focus on more ways it can help those police officers who need it to learn how to do the sort of work that leads to better cases.
The mayor says she wants the police to go after the most violent offenders, to tackle quality-of-life crimes, and to be visible in every community. Those are three very different tasks, but worthy ones. She's asking a lot from a department that hasn't been at the top of its form recently; Mr. Bealefeld won't have an easy time of it.
BBB
BBB:
Mayor Sheeeeela has everything under control. ;) NOT!!!!
4 MORE years!
4 MORE years! Of nothing but stupidity. This is going to be fun, guys!
Larry!
Baltimonger
07-23-07, 19:18
BBB:
Mayor Sheeeeela has everything under control. ;) NOT!!!!
4 MORE years!
4 MORE years! Of nothing but stupidity. This is going to be fun, guys!
Larry!
4 more beers!
4 more beers!
Vote for the one who can say "ask" instead of "ax". That rules out everybody except Jill Carter.
BBB:
Mayor Sheeeeela has everything under control. NOT!!!!
4 MORE years!
4 MORE years! Of nothing but stupidity. This is going to be fun, guys!
Larry!
4 more beers!
4 more beers!
Vote for the one who can say "ask" instead of "ax". That rules out everybody except Jill Carter.
ROFLMAO is all I can say
Big Red
4 more beers!
4 more beers!
Vote for the one who can say "ask" instead of "ax". That rules out everybody except Jill Carter.
:D Bad K.J. True but bad!
Larry!
Did you guys check out Jackson's post yesterday and this morning, or am I retarded and already late?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5095
Sarang Haeyo
07-25-07, 14:53
I give Jackson a lot of credit. He gives these guys just enough rope to hang themselves.
Smiling Fox
07-25-07, 14:54
Wow! Did you read the other ones he has banned. Its like the who's who'
Of the Baltimore board. LOL.
Although he has dune in some weird O's
Hurray for Mr. Jackson.
Now if he will only let me go back to direct posts, with out his English grammar and punctuation corrections, then he could be a most amazing hero.
Smiling Fox ;)
I give Jackson a lot of credit. He gives these guys just enough rope to hang themselves.
Yes, thank you Jackson for banning Dave3335, Im7875 and Last Legend in DC. They were all trouble makers and/or LE. Last Legend was just crazy or some kind of Ninja Wizard. He hexed me man, my dick has not been hard since, just joking don’t worry my pretty little MILF’s.
Dis Joint you are not retarded, I did not know, until I read your report. And why? Because I did not RTFF.
I also want to thank Dr.Monger for raising the alarm about Dave3335, when Enor Muscock and I tried to Treat Dave3335 with a little respect as a regular member. Now when I responded I was a bit sarcastic but as you accurately stated Doc, I did not see this post for the bullshit it was, I hate when that happens. I was so pissed off when I flamed Dave3335 I may have been a little over the top and Jackson deleted my posts, for being “largely argumentative”, that was a polite evaluation. As always Dr.Monger you were and are on top of your game.
Bench I am sorry Officer Donut Dave3335 has been following you around.
So another one bites the dust
and another one’s gone, and another one’s gone
another one bites the dust!
Big Red
Ho Watcher
07-26-07, 00:27
Here is an excerpt from a blog I recently found.
"Did the federal government create streetwalkers?
"One of organized womanhood's major contributions to the war effort was to collaborate in an attempt to save American soldiers from vice and Demon Rum. In addition to establishing rigorous dry zones around every military camp in the United States, the Selective Service Act of May 1917 also outlawed prostitution in wide zones around the military camps.
"At that point, the new Secretary of War, the progressive former mayor of Cleveland Newton D. Baker, became disturbed at reports that areas near the army camps in Texas on the Mexican border, where troops were mobilized to combat the Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa, were honeycombed with saloons and prostitution. Sent by Baker on a fact-finding tour in the summer of 1916, scoffed at by tough army officers as the "Reverend," [Raymond B] Fosdick was horrified to find saloons and brothels seemingly everywhere in the vicinity of the military camps. He reported his consternation to Baker, and, at Fosdick's suggestion, Baker cracked down on the army commanders and their lax attitude toward alcohol and vice.
"Employing the argument of health and military necessity, Fosdick set up a Social Hygiene Division of his commission, which promulgated the slogan "Fit to Fight." Using a mixture of force and threats to remove federal troops from the bases if recalcitrant cities did not comply, Fosdick managed to bludgeon his way into suppressing, if not prostitution in general, then at least every major red light district in the country. In doing so, Fosdick and Baker, employing local police and the federal Military Police, far exceeded their legal authority. The law authorized the president to shut down every red light district in a five-mile zone around each military camp or base. Of the 110 red light districts shut down by military force, however, only 35 were included in the prohibited zone. Suppression of the other 75 was an illegal extension of the law. Nevertheless, Fosdick was triumphant: "Through the efforts of this Commission [on Training Camp Activities] the red light district has practically ceased to be a feature of American city life." The result of this permanent destruction of the red light district, of course, was to drive prostitution onto the streets, where consumers would be deprived of the protection of either an open market or of regulation."
http://bkmarcus.com/blog/category/lvmi/
Did you guys check out Jackson's post yesterday and this morning, or am I retarded and already late?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5095
Thanks for pointing this out, Joint.
And thanks to Jackson for 'cleaning house'.
Larry!
I have had one hell of a week - maybe one of the top five worst weeks of my life. I am really looking for something different. I know this is a vague and odd request. But if trusted members, ideally those I have PMed or exchanged info with in the past could PM me I'd like to ask a question. I am looking for something specific and a little spooked by brush with LE that was just a routine check with SW in car that I managed to get out of.
Thanks.
Frank
Ho Watcher
07-29-07, 16:42
"New sex lubricant blocks HIV and genital herpes
"An experimental sex lubricant designed by Australian researchers could help block both HIV and genital herpes, a study suggests.
"Tests on lab animals have shown that the microbicide gel, called Viva Gel, inactivates the HIV virus and another responsible for genital herpes.
"Recent trials on animals have shown it is between 85 and 100 per cent effective at blocking both viruses.
"Safety trials of the gel are now underway in humans. The first results show it is safe and well tolerated in healthy men, uncircumcised or not."
http://english.pravda.ru/science/tech/26-07-2007/95288-sex_lubricant-0
Bad Bad Boy
07-31-07, 21:48
As you know, we want our members to be safe and practice safe sex. I know this might be difficult while in the heat of the moment so I want to make it easier for you:o). lol
I want you to remember the following 5 slogans, one for each day of the work week. After a while, they will be committed to memory and you will never forget to play safe.
So here goes:
Monday - cover your stump before you hump.
Tuesday - don't be silly, protect your Willie.
Wednesday - never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Thursday - before you attack her, wrap your wacker.
Friday - if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
I don't want to make this too difficult so you will have the rest of the week to pontificate.
Good luck, BBB
Sarang Haeyo
08-01-07, 12:24
Don't you guys in Baltimore fuck on the weekends???????
Perhaps you consider yourselves immune on your days off.
STD's and unwanted pregnancies NEVER take a day off!!!
Saturday - no glove; no love.
Sunday- no protection; no affection.
That should do it.
You can ALWAYS cover your boner before you bone her.
#17 is fucked in my opinion. I have this image of Mr. Spock doing some Vulcan clensing ritual on whatever passes for a tool on his planet during Pomphar.
Slogans for safe sex!
21 Slogans To Help Promote Safe Sex
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don`t be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don`t be a loner, cover your boner
6. You can`t go wrong when you shield your dong
7. If you`re not going to sack it, go home & whack it
8. If you think she`s spunky cover your money
9. If you slip between her things, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won`t get sick if you wrap your ****
12. If you`re going into heat, package your meat
13. When you`re undressing your venus dress up your *****
14. When you take off her pants & blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, Never deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your *****ion
19. Wrap it in oil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!
Don't you guys in Baltimore fuck on the weekends???????
LE gets busy on Friday and Saturday nights. Thursday night as well. The SWs are convinced that Tuesday is a special night for LE as well.
What the hell do they know? Most don't know what day of the week it is. ;)
Larry!
Don't you guys in Baltimore fuck on the weekends???????
Hell yeah
We fuck every day, we get paid time and a half to fuck on weekends. LOL
Big Red from Balmer
Sarang Haeyo
08-02-07, 07:58
Hell yeah
We fuck every day, we get paid time and a half to fuck on weekends. LOL
Big Red from Balmer
That's more like it!
I thought for a minute you badasses were going queer on us.
That's more like it!
I thought for a minute you badasses were going queer on us.
Hello SH
Was that badasses or bigasses, like I said when you drive a railroad spike, you don't hit it with a tack hammer. LOL
Big Bad Red
Bad Bad Boy
08-02-07, 13:47
Don't you guys in Baltimore fuck on the weekends???????
SH, we fuck 24/7, 365 - including Christmas day - here in Baltimore and do things slightly different than you guys:o) lol No time off.
Let me explain how we operate in Baltimore. Like Big Red said, the girls pay us time and a half for sex on weekends and afterwards take us out to the local watering holes for a few drinks as a show of their appreciation for a job well done.
They balked at the new rules at first, but now gladly accept them. They gladly compete with each other for our services by dressing up, looking sharp, wearing perfume, and working on bettering their performance and stamina.
The demand for our services is so great that the new girls wait their turn to be field tested (auditions) before we will have a thing to do with them. Each girl is graded on looks, personality, performance, cleanliness, and attitude. No exceptions. Slackers are weeded out quickly.
Next time you are in town just let us know and we'll show you around. Don't forget to bring HijabGirl with you. rofl
BBB
Clearly I need to get out more...I am mongering in the wrong part of the city....!
SH, we fuck 24/7, 365 - including Christmas day - here in Baltimore and do things slightly different than you guys:o) lol No time off.
Let me explain how we operate in Baltimore. Like Big Red said, the girls pay us time and a half for sex on weekends and afterwards take us out to the local watering holes for a few drinks as a show of their appreciation for a job well done.
They balked at the new rules at first, but now gladly accept them. They gladly compete with each other for our services by dressing up, looking sharp, wearing perfume, and working on bettering their performance and stamina.
The demand for our services is so great that the new girls wait their turn to be field tested (auditions) before we will have a thing to do with them. Each girl is graded on looks, personality, performance, cleanliness, and attitude. No exceptions. Slackers are weeded out quickly.
Next time you are in town just let us know and we'll show you around. Don't forget to bring HijabGirl with you. rofl
BBB
Sarang Haeyo
08-02-07, 18:19
I'll have to take you up on this fabulous invitation. Please keep in mind that my penis only responds to the Asian provider; particularly the Korean.
I would love to be paid time.5 for my services. If my math is correct it would only take 50 years of weekends to make my money back.
Thanks so much BBBoy, see you soon.
SH
I'll have to take you up on this fabulous invitation. Please keep in mind that my penis only responds to the Asian provider; particularly the Korean.
I would love to be paid time.5 for my services. If my math is correct it would only take 50 years of weekends to make my money back.
Thanks so much BBBoy, see you soon.
SH
If you come to our city, you have to say it correctly. It is KO-Rean! ;)
Remember that our city slogan in the 90s was "Baltimore, The City that Breeds".
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
08-02-07, 21:57
I'll have to take you up on this fabulous invitation. Please keep in mind that my penis only responds to the Asian provider; particularly the Korean. Thanks so much BBB, see you soon.
Glad to hear that you are planning a trip to our fair city here in Baltimore, SH. We should have no problem in finding you an Asian girl who will rock your world like you will rock hers.
Our weekend business is so good that the word has spread to neighboring States like PA, NY, NJ, and VA. All these girls are all excited about cumming to Baltimore. The problem we have right now is that we don't have enough mongers to take care of the demand.
In spite of these girls plying us with all kinds of expensive gifts, trips, cruises, and other enticements in addition to having to pay us for sex, it's starting to wear us down. All these girls want to do is fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. Money is no object for them. The problem is that there is only so many hours in a day.
For example, Carrie Underwood (American Idol winner) wants me to go on tour with her and have TURBO, MOCK II SEX with her right before the shows to relax her. The money she was offering was very flattering, but I had to say NO since it would interfere with hunting season.
Horsetrader, Trav, Larry, Frank, and Big Red have said they have run into the same problems with other celebrities like Lindsey, Paris, Britney, and JLo who have approached them with similar deals.
Have to go now, SH. It's Nelly Furtado (recording artist) calling to remind me of my appointment to service her. Where did I put my appointment book? Gad, I hope I didn't over book.
We could sure use some help. lol
BBB
J. Lo just took be to the Circus on the Block and she paid me for a lap dance! I love a city where a middle aged fat guy has to beat J. Lo types off with a stick!
Benchseats Rock
08-03-07, 03:39
I want one of these (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html) - hell, everyone wants one of these (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html), and something tells me that Robux is going to buy one just as fast as you can say "next generation monger-mobile (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html)."
Benchseats Rock
I don't see a back seat or a real front seat in one of these things. I can just see the jockey's now on Washington, Ave..."Officer honest, I did not give head to that alien" The last thing we need is heroin induced SW's telling LE they saw UFO's on the Loop!
We ought to discuss which SW is most likely to see a UFO...LOL.
I want one of these (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html) - hell, everyone wants one of these (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html), and something tells me that Robux is going to buy one just as fast as you can say "next generation monger-mobile (http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,70131-1278332,00.html)."
Benchseats Rock
Who's Robux? ;)
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
08-03-07, 14:36
I just got back from watching the Redskins Open Practice at their training facility in Ashburn, VA. this morning. It was a hoot. Hot as hell, but no one seemed to mind the 96 degree heat as the Redskins went through their practice drills.
The open practices are free and so is parking. All you need to do is bring a comfortable lounge chair and at least 2-20 oz. Gatorade drinks and you will be set to enjoy the 2-hour practice. You can print the player roster off their web site as well as get directions and dates of the practices.
Being an avid fan, it gave me a chance to look at some of the newer players, veterans, and to see how they looked so far. They come out and break into their specialty groups, do warm up exercises, running and passing drills, 7 on 7 drills, while the punter and place kicker did a few kicks.
QB Jason Campbell, TE Chris Cooley, and WR Santana Moss looked great and were standouts. There were no contact drills so it was hard to gauge how far along the team is.
I was surprised that very few players came over to sign autographs. Coach Joe Gibbs came by and thanked us for showing up and signed autographs. There were three very hot looking cheerleaders there for pictures and autographs. Several guys took advantage and had the girls pose with them. The girls were wearing white spandex shorts that gave you an instant hardon just looking at them.
The open practices end next Wednesday evening.
I am sure the Ravens have something comparable to the Redskins where their fans can come and see their team for free. You might want to check out the Raven homepage.
I had a ball and may try to make another practice next week.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
08-03-07, 15:19
If you are looking for something to do, you might want to consider attending the SPORTSMAN'S EXPO, Frederick Fairgrounds, on August 17, 18, and 19. Gates open at 9 am. Cost around $5 to $7 per adult.
Next to the big Sportsman's shows in Harrisburg, PA. and Reston, VA., this is the next biggest. They will have guest speakers, guides, and all kinds of concession stands selling guns, ammo, clothing, game calls, archery equipment, tree stands, knives, books, and an assortment of other related hunting stuff.
Hunting season is just around the corner (September 15, bow season) and here's a chance to latch onto some of the latest equipment. The show will usually encompass 4 large buildings and parking is free. They will also sell food and drink.
It's a good place to take kids too as well as the SO or wife (even though she will be bored out of her head).
BBB
Calico Jack
08-04-07, 09:22
I just got back from watching the Redskins Open Practice at their training facility in Ashburn, VA. this morning. It was a hoot. Hot as hell, but no one seemed to mind the 96 degree heat as the Redskins went through their practice drills.I knew there was a reason I didn't like you, BBB ;) I am a long time Cowboys fan. Lol. It will be nice to see Irvin iducted today although I am firmly of the opinion that Monk gets robbed every single year and if Irvin is in, he should definitely be in.
We should all get together for a practice before it ends. First round is on me ;)
cJ
Bad Bad Boy
08-05-07, 13:52
CJ, I am a die hard Redskin fan. I eat, sleep and breath Redskins and every loss just about kills me. I haven't had much to cheer about because of their poor records over the past several years (post Coach Joe Gibbs first time as coach).
I can't understand why Coach Joe decided to come back to coach a second time knowing how the game has changed with free agency, over-paid superstars, salary cap, and a difficult owner (Dan Snyder). Joe accomplished everything you can accomplish in the NFL the first time around. He had nothing else to prove.
Last year's record of 5 and 11 was hard to take. All of us fans want to go back to the glory days when Joe Gibbs won 3 Super Bowls. We have the players now, but whether the motivation is there is a different matter.
I have always enjoyed our rivalry with the Cowboys and coach Tom Landry. It really intensified when coach George Allen and the "Hogs" (O-line under coach Joe Bugle) were there. Those were some of the best NFL games I have seen. They players and coaches played their hearts out. You don't see that today since it's all about money rather than the will to win and love of the game.
To make matters worse, my current heartthrob, Carrie Underwood (American Idol and C&W recording artist) was dating Cowboy QB, Tony Romo. Now that made me mad:o) lol
BBB
Baltimonger
08-05-07, 14:43
CJ,
I can't understand why Coach Joe decided to come back to coach a second time knowing how the game has changed with free agency, over-paid superstars, salary cap, and a difficult owner (Dan Snyder). Joe accomplished everything you can accomplish in the NFL the first time around. He had nothing else to prove.
BBB
Probably that he's trying to prove he can win in an era of free agency, over-paid superstars, salary cap, and a difficult owner (Dan Snyder).
Dan Snyder is not a difficult owner, just too knee-jerk in thinking you can win by throwing money at every big name player & coach. Angelos with the Orioles is as difficult as you can get; giving a large control of the front office decisions to his know-nothing sons, refusing to acknowledge the team as the Baltimore Orioles, and firing Davey Johnson when it looked like the team was getting it turned around.
Angelos with the Orioles is as difficult as you can get; giving a large control of the front office decisions to his know-nothing sons, refusing to acknowledge the team as the Baltimore Orioles, and firing Davey Johnson when it looked like the team was getting it turned around.
Which reminds me....I haven't Angelosed one of our girls in a while. :D
Larry!
Horsetrader
08-06-07, 23:41
This is a report that may only be appreciated by BBB.
I went fishing with a friend tonight and the Rockfish were everywhere. We were bottom fishing at a place he called the "sewer pipe" just north of the Bay Bridge near the east end. There were 2 boats near us and it looked like they were doing just was well as we were. Before we arrived he said we weren't keeping anything less than 28". We only fished about 1.5 hours and boated 4 Rockfish between than 28" and 32" and about 6 Rockfish between about 15" and 24". There is a 2 Rockfish per person limit.
I've fished the bay for years and have never caught that many large Rockfish so quickly. Usually this time of year the only large fish are those damn rays.
Anybody thinking of taking a bay fishing trip might want to do it now.
Horsetrader
Shithead06
08-07-07, 08:52
This is a report that may only be appreciated by BBB.
I've fished the bay for years and have never caught that many large Rockfish so quickly. Usually this time of year the only large fish are those damn rays.
Anybody thinking of taking a bay fishing trip might want to do it now.
Horsetrader
Horsetrader,
I have to agree, I have been fishing the bay since the early 70's and this year for some reason the Rocks have been unreal, Thanks for the update!
Shitty
This is a report that may only be appreciated by BBB.
I went fishing with a friend tonight and the Rockfish were everywhere. We were bottom fishing at a place he called the "sewer pipe" just north of the Bay Bridge near the east end. There were 2 boats near us and it looked like they were doing just was well as we were. Before we arrived he said we weren't keeping anything less than 28". We only fished about 1.5 hours and boated 4 Rockfish between than 28" and 32" and about 6 Rockfish between about 15" and 24". There is a 2 Rockfish per person limit.
I've fished the bay for years and have never caught that many large Rockfish so quickly. Usually this time of year the only large fish are those damn rays.
Anybody thinking of taking a bay fishing trip might want to do it now.
Horsetrader
And appreciated by Big Red, I have caught several large at Rocks at East Alco pier by FSK bridge a and at the lumps by Pooles Island. Also I caught a large rock in Liberty Reservoir, catch a small 4-6" white perch first, use a big hook and let him swim. To catch big fish you need big bait same with SW $.
Would you rather fish or monger? Use the wood rule, it depends on how hard the wood is. Fish or monger at the end of the day we smell the same!
Big Red
Horsetrader
08-07-07, 19:51
Would you rather fish or monger? Use the wood rule, it depends on how hard the wood is. Fish or monger at the end of the day we smell the same!
Big RedLast night fishing. Tonight mongering in a new city. I'm expecting great things! Some seniors from this area gave me some places to visit, now where's that darn map.
Horsetrader
Bad Bad Boy
08-07-07, 21:25
This is a report that may only be appreciated by BBB.
I went fishing with a friend tonight and the Rockfish were everywhere. We were bottom fishing at a place he called the "sewer pipe" just north of the Bay Bridge near the east end. There were 2 boats near us and it looked like they were doing just was well as we were. Before we arrived he said we weren't keeping anything less than 28". We only fished about 1.5 hours and boated 4 Rockfish between than 28" and 32" and about 6 Rockfish between about 15" and 24". There is a 2 Rockfish per person limit.
I've fished the bay for years and have never caught that many large Rockfish so quickly. Usually this time of year the only large fish are those damn rays.
Anybody thinking of taking a bay fishing trip might want to do it now.
Congratulations Horsetrader on catching those big rockfish. I am impressed with your success!
I haven't fished the bay in several years now. A group of four of us use to charter a boat out of the Rod 'n Reel club near North Beach and go after blues, rock, and black drum. We caught some pretty large fish.
The largest rock I caught was 32 lbs. while trolling with rubber eel. I got a nice citation signed by the Governor, a patch and pin to acknowledge my luck. We also caught some really large black drum too.
My fishing these days are fresh water lakes for bass, crappie, and tiger muskie with ultra-light fishing tackle with 4 lb. test. It's a real hoot when you get a nice bass on the line with such light tackle.
I have been doing a couple of half-day fishing charters out of Ocean City the past few years. I haven't caught any trophies yet, but have been having a lot of fun.
Way to go, Horsetrader.
BBB
Bad Bad Boy
08-11-07, 12:29
I was driving over to the Stony Creek Gun Club in Pasadena, MD. to qualify for Maryland deer hunts, when I got a sudden BIG RACK ATTACK! No, I am not talking about girls with BIG BOOBS, but MONSTER BUCKS). lol Deer season is not too far away so it's time to start thinking about hunting.
On the way back from qualifying, I stopped at the Bass Pro Shops in Arundel Mills Mall to find out that it's their FALL HUNTING CLASSIC. The Classic ends tomorrow. This is a big deal for Bass Pro Shops and those customers who are looking to book waterfowl and deer hunts, buy a tree stand, duck/goose calls, shotgun, bow, hunting clothing, or an assortment of other related equipment.
In addition to their sales, they also have several reps and celebrities from the hunting industry to help advise you on your purchases, guest speakers (e.g., Bob Foulkrod, Sean Mann), and concession booths to sign up for various memberships.
While I didn't buy a thing since I have everything you could possibly buy, it was fun nevertheless to listen to the pros talk about their hunts, see guys buying shopping cart loads of supplies and the like. They also have a BBQ concession stand to buy food and drinks.
For those who don't know, Bass Pro Shops is a candy store for hunters, fisherman, campers and the outdoorsmen. If they make it, Bass Pro Shops probably carries it.
It's a nice way to spend a few hours.
BBB
Sarang Haeyo
08-11-07, 12:52
In case any of you studs get up my way; a Cabela's will be opening in East Hartford, CT soon (Fall, whatever that means). Another candy store for the outdoors monger. This place is going to be huge.
They will even be selling camo hajibs (that's what I heard anyway).
In case any of you studs get up my way; a Cabela's will be opening in East Hartford, CT soon (Fall, whatever that means). Another candy store for the outdoors monger. This place is going to be huge.
They will even be selling camo hajibs (that's what I heard anyway).
Hello SH
Camouflage Hijabs, now that is the shit! Might have to take a road trip, or bring Bench and Smiling Fox for a rolling RT. In case Fox would ask is there any pussy to eat in Connecticut?
Big Red
Sarang Haeyo
08-12-07, 18:29
Hello SH
Camouflage Hijabs, now that is the shit! Might have to take a road trip, or bring Bench and Smiling Fox for a rolling RT. In case Fox would ask is there any pussy to eat in Connecticut?
Big Red
We don't stock it like you do in Baltimore but it's always in season.
SMELL THE OCEAN!!!! :D
Larry!
Benchseats Rock
You mentioned in one of your reports that you have a friend that is on methadone and is doing well. I have been looking into ways to help my girl friend and came across Suboxone. I was wondering if you have any thought on the pros and cons of Suboxone verses methadone?
Able2
Benchseats Rock
08-16-07, 16:28
Benchseats Rock
You mentioned in one of your reports that you have a friend that is on methadone and is doing well. I have been looking into ways to help my girl friend and came across Suboxone. I was wondering if you have any thought on the pros and cons of Suboxone verses methadone?
Able2
I'm more than happy to talk about this via pm.
Baltimonger
08-16-07, 22:47
Benchseats Rock
You mentioned in one of your reports that you have a friend that is on methadone and is doing well. I have been looking into ways to help my girl friend and came across Suboxone. I was wondering if you have any thought on the pros and cons of Suboxone verses methadone?
Able2
If I could put in my 2 cents:
Go with the methadone. It is much more effective with someone who has never tried replacement therapy than suboxone (buprenorphine). There is about 40 years worth of data to back up the effectiveness of methadone, while the current version of suboxone (with naloxone added as an opiate antagonist to prevent abuse of the drug) dates only back 5 years since it's introduction into the field of opiate agonist replacement therapy.
Many of the girls out on the streets are using very large quantities of heroin, and some use oxycontin or delodid as well. suboxone is not made for the high dose opiate addict. Methadone, is itself the simplest (chemically) of all opiates. It acts on the opioid receptors in the brain to quell the cravings, and block the effects of other opiates.
I have shelled out $2,200 since February on a program, and I'm starting to see the positive results. A word of advice: Don't let her bs you into believing that it takes many months before they stop getting high. It takes about 21 days on methadone to reach about 80 mg per day. That's the point she should try to go without drugs for a while to see how she's doing with that particular dose. From there, she'll have to request increases until she gets to a dosing level that matches her particular level of addiction. They can't use benzoes, like diazepam, while on a methadone program. They can cause acute respiratory depression (think Anna Nicole Smith's son). Unfortunately, some dealers are cutting their drugs with benzoes now, and this shows up in their urine. Another good reason to get her off the drugs asap.
There is a limited number of doctors who can prescribe suboxone, and those doctors are severely limited in the number of patients they can prescribe suboxone to. Doctors aren't exactly beating down the doors of the federal government to become certified to prescribe it either. Doctors don't like working in fields that have a high rate of failure, such as addiction management. Baltimore City has resorted to paying doctors to take the buprenorphine course and become certified.
Bad Bad Boy
08-17-07, 19:05
Here's a fun activity if you are looking for something to do on weekends. The Renaissance Festival opens up on August 25 and ends on October 21, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m., rain or shine.
The activities include jousting, theater, music, arts and crafts, glass blowing, skill games for the kids, jugglers, and a whole bunch of other continuous events to keep you entertained. They sell a variety of food and drink too.
You will see a bunch of people including adults dressed in period costumes along with the staff. The Queen and her Court will be wandering through the grounds and will be available for pictures.
The Festival is located in Crownsville, MD., in a large permanent medieval village they built. It's really cool. They have this event every year. You can save a few dollars on the admission price if you have either a CVS or Giant card.
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Here's a fun activity if you are looking for something to do on weekends. You will see a bunch of people including adults dressed in period costumes along with the staff. The Queen and her Court will be wandering through the grounds and will be available for pictures.
If I want to see this, I'd head to Dundalk. No admission charged. ;)
Larry!
Baltimonger
08-17-07, 22:23
If I want to see this, I'd head to Dundalk. No admission charged. ;)
Larry!
True. That, and they didn't have a primer gray '74 Camaro with a Holley 800 CFM driven by a welder named Butchie during the renaissance. hon.
The people in Crownsville are crazy, and not just at the state hospital. A guy I know from there just complained to the State's Attorney General because Domino's Pizza won't deliver there. He thinks it violates his constitutional right to pizza delivery.
You want something to do in the Crownsville area this weekend: On Veterans Hwy. near Generals Hwy. Are the White Gables and Hill Motels. Both get their share of SW's walking nearby and at the local bars like Gina's Cantina.
The people in Crownsville are crazy, and not just at the state hospital. A guy I know from there just complained to the State's Attorney General because Domino's Pizza won't deliver there. He thinks it violates his constitutional right to pizza delivery.
You don't??? :D
I lived in Dundalk for 12 years. I don't know how I survived but I loved the people there. A retired PhD lived in the neighborhood and grew up in rural PA. but had never met people like this in his life. He loved it as well. He helped me keep my sanity (what little I have of course!)
Larry!
Bad Bad Boy
08-18-07, 13:21
Don't forget, the Frederick Sports Expo at the Frederick Fairgrounds is this weekend. Cost is $7, unless you have a discount coupon. Free parking.
I just got back from the Expo and was a little disappointed. I was hoping to see more hunting exhibitors, concession stands, and guides hawking their wares. They usually have 4 buildings crammed full, but only 3 this year and there was room for other booths. Guess the competition is catching up with them.
When I was there this morning, they had a big crowd watching the dog competition. One building was devoted to showing the winning heads in the Maryland 2006 Trophy Deer Contest. This was particularly exciting to me since one of my buddies placed first in one category and honorable mention in a second.
They also featured a car, truck and bike show, gun and knife show, a catfish pond for youngsters, chainsaw carvers, gun raffles, and hunting and fishing outfitters.
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Thanks for your responce. I will let you know how we make out.
Able2
Bad Bad Boy
08-22-07, 09:56
What has this world come to?? I was watching cable news the other day and saw two guys who were being interviewed about a new product that is now on the market: BULLET PROOF SCHOOL BACKPACKS.
Yep, that's right. You can now buy bullet proof backpacks for your kids to use. They only cost $175 and the bullet proof material, which weighs only 20 oz., is sewn onto the back of the pack and will stop a 9 mm round.
If that wasn't alarming enough, I read that many of the kids at Virginia Tech, where 32 students were gunned down 4 months ago, want to be able to carry firearms on campus. They don't feel confident that the school's administration is capable in protecting them and they want to be able to defend themselves.
Of course, kids will never be permitted to carry weapons on campus but it's indicative of today's violent society in which we live.
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Benchseats Rock
08-22-07, 14:49
What has this world come to?? I was watching cable news the other day and saw two guys who were being interviewed about a new product that is now on the market: BULLET PROOF SCHOOL BACKPACKS.
Yep, that's right. You can now buy bullet proof backpacks for your kids to use. They only cost $175 and the bullet proof material, which weighs only 20 oz., is sewn onto the back of the pack and will stop a 9 mm round.
If that wasn't alarming enough, I read that many of the kids at Virginia Tech, where 32 students were gunned down 4 months ago, want to be able to carry firearms on campus. They don't feel confident that the school's administration is capable in protecting them and they want to be able to defend themselves.
Of course, kids will never be permitted to carry weapons on campus but it's indicative of today's violent society in which we live.
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You can't put a price on feeling safe now can you? Capitalism is a beautiful thing, I just wish I had thought of it first. But seriously, if you're going to do something at all, do it right. I'd be more afraid of the cops shooting an innocent kid than the very rare campus lunatic - and AFAIK, cops carry .40 S&W or .45 ACP. That bag has a serious design flaw if you ask me...
Baltimonger
08-22-07, 22:58
Who said this:
"When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper. I could hit the target smack in the center further away than anyone could believe. Not just that, even though I was tiny and not even much of an athlete, I was incredibly accurate throwing hand grenades too. Even today I can load a Sten automatic rifle in a single minute, blindfolded."
"My legs were almost ripped off on my 20th birthday in 1948 in Jerusalem from cannon ball shrapnel which exploded in the student's residence where I was living. Three other students were killed instantly and many more were wounded. The metal pierced both my legs, and there was blood everywhere. A cannon ball from Jordan had smashed through the window. I was thrown 20 feet. The strangest thing was that all I could think about was whether there might be some blood on the brand-new shoes I had just gotten for my birthday, and amazingly there wasn't even a drop on them, which was all I cared about in some kind of strange denial."
Benchseats Rock
08-23-07, 00:09
Who said this:
Where's the beef?
Wait, that was the other one in the way back machine.
Very funny stuff... exactly how did you come across that gem eh?
Member #4105
08-23-07, 00:28
Who said this:
The same person that brought us all good sex.
Baltimonger
08-23-07, 00:38
The same person that brought us all good sex.
Dr. Ruthie???
Who said this:
"When I was in my routine training for the Israeli army as a teenager, they discovered completely by chance that I was a lethal sniper...
That would be everybody's favorite sex therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer.
&67
Do I get a prize? :)
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