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LCSisme
01-03-14, 13:12
I had a GREAT time because a old friend showed up tonight. HOPE came back after being AWOL for 9 months or so.

Turns out she stopped working on the one day of the week I go to the club. We caught up on our lives in the dance room a few times before I had to go.

ALSO met a new Lady, MORGAN. A cute, small, arm full. She left before I could get a 2nd dance. I hope to see her again too.

Till Next Time.

LCSisme
02-07-14, 10:07
It's been 1 month since my last post and no one else has hosted in this group. Are the SF Valley strip clubs THAT DEAD?

Anyway back to DV on the 6th. HOPE was MIA again. (DAMN) I do miss her but I know she's still around.

Tried two other lady's. Pandora and? (Sorry can't remember) both were nice no action.

Maybe next month?

LCSisme
02-08-14, 08:40
I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.

The Camel
02-08-14, 14:00
I forgot to tell you about a new waitress at the DV. A REAL blond bombshell knock-out call BAMBIE!

She should be DANCIING not waiting on tables but she says she I'd too shy? BULL!

Not the way she was dressed! She looks GREAT and knows how to use it.

She was more fun then most of the dancers.

I hope she's still there on my next visit. My luck hasn't been so good on keeping new friends.

See you all next month.It is interesting the way DV deploys their waitresses and they do a pretty good job overall. I always feel the conflict that the discount "blue light special" dances coincide with "stage maintenance" when the waitresses simulate cleaning and disinfecting the stage with slow seductive and sensual movements with hints of ass cheeks and cleavage at least as exciting as watching the dancers peel to their birthday suits. And yeah, the waitresses and bartenders in just about any SC are better looking than the dancers but mainly, they got that "taboo" factor working for them. You want what you can't have.

It is hard for them to be in this job and be truly shy with the way they are exploited in various DV events, but some of them are for sure the girl next door who was working as a receptionist at a dental office or are college girls working their way through college. But the thing is, this generation of young women raised on the the internet and smart phones just aren't that shy about being naked these days though they may not be ready to earn their livings grinding hard dicks and being manhandled by every smelly gross creep with a $20 bill. Many of them do eventually become dancers. Usually at a different DV club than they served glasses of water in. In my experience, the waitresses that cross over aren't the least bit shy on stage but are low mileage and worse in dances. I can think of a few examples but the best is a girl named "Mistress" who dances at DVCOI. This is a young dream girl next door. All natural and real in her body and personality, and just pretty as you could ever hope for. She was a DVO waitress. She floats on that DVCOI stage getting rid of her stripper gear rapidly and shows it all like she loves it under the brightest light you'll see on a strip club dance stage. Get one dance with her just to have an opportunity to meet her. She's delightful and it is not a bad thing to spend $10-20 just to have an angel like this naked on your lap. But the mileage is not there and she's been dancing at least a couple of years now. Ruby is another one at DVCOI who is now coming around to peddling a nasty factor, but you can still detect the ex-waitress nervousness at the beginning of the private dance process before she settles in nicely and she can even get into it as it flows.

DVNH was a regular stop for me going back to when it opened in the 90's, but it has become too tame for me to step in there anymore though I've long been in love with dancer Luna since I first met her years ago in another club. My fondest memory of NoHo in this century is being there on a crowded Saturday night and hitting it off big with an adorable and very high spirited spinner waitress who was loading up my "bottomless" soft drink with hard adult ingredients all night long, distilled from agave cactus. She drank with me and my friends and she made the night a big time. The 30 plus dancers were invisible.

Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.

LCSisme
02-09-14, 03:16
Note re Pandora: LCSisme, you stated you had a no action ride with her. She's been around forever and when she was working at DVCOI a year or two ago, she had zero boundaries. She was a joyful provider. Of course I'm not surprised that she'd turn down the heat now that she's returned to the stricter NoHo environment, but I'd speculate that if you spend some time talking to her and keep the conversation absolutely filthy, you will find her action button.Hi Camel,

I DID spend time talking with her. That's why I went to the topless room with her. Besides I think this is a different lady. She is too young and did not talk about the
other clubs when I brought them up.

FYI. I like your posts! Looks like you've been doing this as long as I have!

LCSisme
03-07-14, 07:08
Hi All.

Am I the ONLY ONE posting in Valley Strip Clubs?

Back again to DV. Was quite when I got there around 9 pm Got busy after 10.

My friend HOPE showed up around 11. I was a happy camper.

Good times were had again.

Enjoy All.

LCSisme
03-07-14, 09:44
I have got to stop writing these things when I'm half asleep. LOL.

Last month I told you about a waitress named BAMBIE. Well I goofed her name is BARBIE! (Like the doll).

She was their again last night too. Cute as ever!

I wish I could afford to visit more often. My monthly visit to DV is a high point in my routine.

I also chatted / danced with Sha and a Asian girl before Hope showed up.

All in all a good night for me.

Till next time...

IHateBacon
04-17-14, 18:06
So I went to 2 different bikini bars last night yes not a strip club but had to make this report First one was about I got there around 10 pm. I do enjoy nude clubs but decided I wanted to grab a drink and look at some hot girls dance. So first club was a place in Chatsworth next to a really close to a topless bar on Devonshire I prefer this bar better then the topless bar far younger dancers and way nicer also. The ambiance is better a killer sound system and they actually have a dj. I like the fact that they have a full bar with cheep drinks 4.50 or 5.50 forget how much I paid for a blue moon on tap I'm not sure how much a mix drink was I'd say it was 6 or 7 bucks. I didn't like getting scanned for a weapon when I first waked in but a small price to pay also felt more safe in this join knowing no guy had a weapon on him they also have a one drink minimum which is fine with me because I wanted to get a drink anyways. It seems a lot of the girls that dance here also dance at some of the nude strip clubs in the sfv. The lap dances are 10 bucks for a full song great value. I got 1 from 2 dancers way different type of dances one grinded me very well the other air danced so YMMV also if the security is near you can't touch them all all even on the leg. There was a few nipple slips when some of the girls were dancing on the poll witch made it better for me. I didn't stay long enough to see any full nipples pop out but I'm sure it happens I left about 11 on to the second club over all I rate it a 4 out of 5 should of stayed there.

Second bikini bar was a total dud 2 drink minimum in a sketchy part of town in no ho on Sherman Way all the dances had jacked up meth head teeth I've never seen anything like that before also the bar tender was some old Russian lady that reminded me of my grandma. It seems there's lots of drama at this bar I didn't feel comfortable as the first bar I think there drink prices are a bit more expensive also. The only highlight of this place is that one of the dancers pulled one of her boobs out for her regular customer I just got a glimpse of it. I am sure she offers more but she wasn't pretty enough to explore and she seemed busy with here regular. The dance prices here are 20 bucks for a full song kind of a rip off. I stayed here long enough to get my 2 drinks that whole time only one dancer was on stage. I will never go to this place stay away guys its a shit whole unless you want to waste your money on meth heads.

OriginalEdStone
05-16-14, 20:32
Looks like patrons of the Gentlemen's Club on San Fernando Road had to close (forgive me) oily last night.

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-crude-oil-spill-atwater-village-20140515-story.html

Willie23
05-16-14, 20:57
Second bikini bar was a total dud 2 drink minimum in a sketchy part of town in no ho on Sherman Way all the dances had jacked up meth head teeth I've never seen anything like that before also the bar tender was some old Russian lady that reminded me of my grandma. It seems there's lots of drama at this bar I didn't feel comfortable as the first bar I think there drink prices are a bit more expensive also. The only highlight of this place is that one of the dancers pulled one of her boobs out for her regular customer I just got a glimpse of it. I am sure she offers more but she wasn't pretty enough to explore and she seemed busy with here regular. The dance prices here are 20 bucks for a full song kind of a rip off. I stayed here long enough to get my 2 drinks that whole time only one dancer was on stage. I will never go to this place stay away guys its a shit whole unless you want to waste your money on meth heads.Yeah, that's the place between Woodman and Fulton. Seems when I've been in there (late afternoon, early evening), it's just me, my buddy (not a place to go alone -- too depressing) and some Russian wannabe mobsters in the back. All the girls hang with them. The place almost seems like a front. The place on Lankershim is not much better. I stopped in at the one on Sepulveda and Roscoe once. Dead there, too. Got to go to one of the big franchise places.

MasterPelican
06-21-14, 12:42
When in yesterday at about 1:00 pm. Two well nourished Latinas there. I thought the manager was three times better.

It's a bikini bar they say. No topless.

So I thought maybe I could get away with some wild behavior in the dark lap dance room but it has a camera that works in the dark and is broadcast on the screen with the other 7 camera shots. Plus the girls both said they are not the wild type.

This place is not long in life.

IHateBacon
06-23-14, 21:19
Yeah, that's the place between Woodman and Fulton. Seems when I've been in there (late afternoon, early evening), it's just me, my buddy (not a place to go alone -- too depressing) and some Russian wannabe mobsters in the back. All the girls hang with them. The place almost seems like a front. The place on Lankershim is not much better. I stopped in at the one on Sepulveda and Roscoe once. Dead there, too. Got to go to one of the big franchise places.The place on Sepulveda and Roscoe closed in October ish there redoing it and I have to see the place on lankershim.

OCPep
06-24-14, 14:56
some Russian wannabe mobsters in the back. Maybe they are the Sopranoiskis.

Illini333
02-21-15, 00:23
I know LA is full of Latinos. But I heard there were strip clubs in the SF Valley that are majority Latinas off the boat. I even like those drink clubs or hostess clubs with Latinas. My preference is Central American women.

IHateBacon
02-27-15, 23:18
I think you might like club 7557 but they play crappy Mexican music.


I know LA is full of Latinos. But I heard there were strip clubs in the SF Valley that are majority Latinas off the boat. I even like those drink clubs or hostess clubs with Latinas. My preference is Central American women.

Tom818
03-08-15, 23:37
Has anyone been to player on Penrose. It looks like they remodel it. I remember get a lap dance I got tofiv a girl there.

Dbabes31
11-28-15, 12:35
Anyone know of any strippers that are willing to do lutcalls? Looking to have some fun lap dances in the comfort of my own place let me know thanks!

Booty Eater
12-15-15, 18:28
Visited the VIP joint right across from Wells Fargo and the second run movie theater in North Hollywood. Went in on a Tuesday afternoon, so the place wasn't hopping at all. Kind of liked it that way. The cost was $10 to get in and that came with a free drink ticket. If you go to their website, they actually offer a coupon for free entrance with the purchase of a drink. However, they told me it had to be printed and it was only good in the evenings. The girl at the front was really polite, so I didn't bother her with that too much as there is no fine print on the coupon.

Anyhow, this is one of those places that doesn't serve alcohol but they do have non-alcoholic beer. Anyhow, immediately catching my eye was a tall white girl with a nice tight, yet round booty and perky boobs. She asked me if I wanted a dance and I said of course. There weren't many others around, but she was easily the prettiest of all of the dancers there. I paid $40 for the Tuesday special of a VIP nude dance. She was great. Very sexy, great booty. Lots of rubbing against my crotch. My 10 minutes were up just in time too, as I probably would have cum if she kept going!

Definitely will visit again because they have a $100 VIP half hour dance special.

AsianWonder269
01-05-16, 11:36
The zebra in an industrial area of noho was my go to spot for a loooong time. Girls were solid 6's and 7's but these girls work hard for their money! The dj always has lapdance specials and the girls do not disappoint in the back. Never been to the VIP room but I never had to go back there to have fun. My buddy has been back there and he wound up dropping like $. 5 for the room and another $. 5 for a CBJ. Thought that was bonkers. All my friends who I brought wound up coming back. Good times. Check the webpage for free passes.

Scotty8783
02-23-16, 15:20
I'd love any info on any place you've gotten action (HJ / CBJ / BBBJ / FS) during the daytime in the SFV. I'm going to pop my SFV strip club cherry and visit one during the day (I work evenings so that's a no-go). Has anyone had any luck during the day at a place, or just a place they'd recommend in general? I'm thinking the noon-3 pm timeslot.

Thanks in advance!

MrBigDik
02-28-16, 22:02
I'd love any info on any place you've gotten action (HJ / CBJ / BBBJ / FS) during the daytime in the SFV. I'm going to pop my SFV strip club cherry and visit one during the day (I work evenings so that's a no-go). Has anyone had any luck during the day at a place, or just a place they'd recommend in general? I'm thinking the noon-3 pm timeslot.

Thanks in advance!Always had great luck at godfathers on sb, have gotten countless CBJ a couple bbj and even FS with a couple of the girls.

Willie23
02-29-16, 09:38
Always had great luck at godfathers on sb, have gotten countless CBJ a couple bbj and even FS with a couple of the girls.Yes, that's a good spot for action, but when it was there it was with um, *rotund* young latinas.

Harley Rider01
02-29-16, 14:36
Yes, that's a good spot for action, but when it was there it was with um, *rotund* young latinas.Yes I would always have luck in there. Specially when the girls are a bit intoxicated. I haven't been there in a bit.

Watnow78
02-29-16, 18:19
Always had great luck at godfathers on sb, have gotten countless CBJ a couple bbj and even FS with a couple of the girls.I've always wanted to go here but I assume the prices are very high for these kind of services. What is the normal damage?

Harley Rider01
05-28-16, 16:58
Hey guys hope everyone is doing well.

So I went to godfathers on sepulveda today at around 1 pm. 3 girls one white girl very friendly. Let me touch all over. She was insisting on a 100 dollar lapdance 10 minutes. I told her that 100 is alot a money for 10 min. So I got a 20 dollar lapdance she was a bit pushy. I liked it better when it was thirstys for 60 I would get head. Or I would tell the girls that I rather they made the money and they would meet me outside. And the lapdance is done in the front now. I will not be going there again. Any one knows of some good places.

Apex31
05-29-16, 01:46
I'd love any info on any place you've gotten action (HJ / CBJ / BBBJ / FS) during the daytime in the SFV. I'm going to pop my SFV strip club cherry and visit one during the day (I work evenings so that's a no-go). Has anyone had any luck during the day at a place, or just a place they'd recommend in general? I'm thinking the noon-3 pm timeslot.

Thanks in advance!Like asianwonder said I've heard good things at BZ and getting extras from a couple friends. Not in SFV but the Body Shop in Hollywood, I went once got a lapdance from a light skinned black girl. She offered FS. She said $6. But negotiated herself down to $2. She was a 7/8 but I didn't try her out.

Watnow78
07-08-16, 10:44
Caught these as I was passing by. Every time I drive by this club there are girls outside taking a smoke break.

BbHunter89
11-03-16, 06:03
Like asianwonder said I've heard good things at BZ and getting extras from a couple friends. Not in SFV but the Body Shop in Hollywood, I went once got a lapdance from a light skinned black girl. She offered FS. She said $6. But negotiated herself down to $2. She was a 7/8 but I didn't try her out.But nothing in the valley? I got a number from someone from synn but I want something to happen at the dances or in VIP. LOL.

DonJb10
11-12-16, 14:58
Anyone been to red tie? Anything extra? Chick Mimi is pretty hot guys!!

Mr Sixty
11-21-16, 16:52
Anyone been to red tie? Anything extra? Chick Mimi is pretty hot guys!!I've been to Red Tie a few times. Mileage is overall as low as other valley clubs, but it's a nice club. The selection of girls on a Friday afternoon is pretty diverse with something for everyone, even if there may only be six girls there. The biggest problem is turnover. Every time I've been, it's an entirely new crew of dancers. The only constant has been Lauren, the dancer / manager / DJ, and apparently, she is no longer there either!

How would you describe Mimi?

Lexx1029
11-29-16, 09:40
Where's the OTC availability in the SFV?

Went to dejavu NOHO, what's the deal with this club? Did a regular dance and it was barely topless when I thought it was nude?? Can someone clarify this? Do you have to get an upgraded dance for nude?

Anyways, it was a cool place due to low pressure and it was slow so those that were actually on the floor didn't mind sitting down and chatting. Most were too thick, so didn't get many dances.

OneForAll
01-04-17, 16:16
I go to Synn Off Roscoe and Sepulveda. Before when I went here it was ghetto, but a lot has changed and quality has gone up. People are a lot more laid back, and girls are pretty fun and linient in the VIP. Vips are cheap too. 100 and 150. Their roster is looking a lot better too. Girls at Red tie are a little stuck up for me. Synn has decent entrance fee, dances are cheap, and I know I'm gunna have fun in the VIP.

Mr Sixty
01-04-17, 22:30
I go to Synn Off Roscoe and Sepulveda. Before when I went here it was ghetto, but a lot has changed and quality has gone up. People are a lot more laid back, and girls are pretty fun and linient in the VIP. Vips are cheap too. 100 and 150. Their roster is looking a lot better too. Girls at Red tie are a little stuck up for me. Synn has decent entrance fee, dances are cheap, and I know I'm gunna have fun in the VIP.Thanks for this review. I've been wanting to check this place out. I tried a $100 VIP at Red Tie last time, and it was OK, but nothing special. What is the VIP room at Synn like in terms of privacy? At Red Tie, it is a big open room with lounge chairs, and privacy is about zero, except every time I use it, no one else has been back there. Mileage is low, considering.

Feel free to PM me if you would rather not post openly. Thanks!

Blake 4
01-05-17, 21:53
Thanks for this review. I've been wanting to check this place out. I tried a $100 VIP at Red Tie last time, and it was OK, but nothing special. What is the VIP room at Synn like in terms of privacy? At Red Tie, it is a big open room with lounge chairs, and privacy is about zero, except every time I use it, no one else has been back there. Mileage is low, considering.

Feel free to PM me if you would rather not post openly. Thanks!Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.

ChrisPoontang
01-05-17, 22:39
Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.Completely fake review. He's a shill.

No one has fun in the VIP room except for the girl who was lucky enough to find a moron to fall for the scam.

You've been warned.

Mr Sixty
01-07-17, 01:38
Take his review with a grain of salt. Reviewer has only 2 posts, both hyping Red Tie. Maybe legit, who knows.You mean both hyping Synn, right? I was the one who mentioned Red Tie.

Mr Sixty
01-07-17, 01:38
Completely fake review. He's a shill.

No one has fun in the VIP room except for the girl who was lucky enough to find a moron to fall for the scam.

You've been warned.Thanks for the warning. Too bad. Synn in COI is a solid club.

StealBunz
02-28-17, 13:25
Went to BZ for the first time. I like how it's hidden in an industrial area. Do not be deterred by the outside, inside is actually pretty nice. Coverage was cheap and came with a drink. No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm. According to the door, there were five girls working. I only saw two. Both AA. Drink lady with sexy with a great rack. Unfortunately AA isn't my flavor, even though one looked like a very curvaceous woman out of a rap video, so I stayed for about 10 minutes and left. I was only in town for that weekend so probably won't be back in that area for awhile.

Oglaf
03-05-17, 21:07
No idea why their website says 7 pm on Sundays but they were open at 1 pm. Probably something to do with football season being over and the webmaster not updating the site.

I don't really keep up with sports and went to a club during the Super Bowl. You'd think that the ladies working that shift would be very pleased to see someone, anyone, during that shift, but this was not the case (or maybe it was just me).

Mask Man
04-12-17, 21:09
Picked up on a Ebony stripper at BZ took her to a relatives house whose out of town. Cute, big booty, fun. She gave me a show and a BBBJ. But she does not do intercourse. I get really lucky at BZ I go in the day time. This is the best place to get laid or pick up on a stripper.

Large Ess
07-24-17, 11:39
I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.

Lovergrrl
07-24-17, 18:04
I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.I loooooves me some Flacas too, LOL.

I know this is in the SFV forum, but check out Alicia at Bare Elegance in the SB. She fits the criteria on all levels.

Mr Sixty
12-06-17, 02:45
Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

At that point, I bailed.

It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.

Mr Sixty
12-06-17, 21:05
I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted será feliz.

Lovergrrl
12-07-17, 00:14
Go to Synn Van Nuys. Dayshift. Ask for Kat. Es muy flaca. Es muy bonita. Usted ser feliz.SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.

PlayerN818
12-07-17, 12:22
Stopped by Synn North Hills last week. I think there is some shenanigans going on with the "Free" admission pass. I paid $5 at the door, even though it was before 6 pm. Then, my drink was $8, which seems higher than previous visits.

Shayna (I think) approached me as soon as I sat down, and the waitress was on us like a fly on poop, asking if I wanted to buy her a drink. I said no, and sent Shayna gently on her way. As soon as I did, I was approached by Kat. It was almost like a tag-team. Kat is a "tall spinner" if that is such a thing. She said it was her first day at the club, having previously worked at 7th Veil, which Synn now owns.

I took her back for a 3-for-40, which soon turned into two 3-for-40's. She is artful in her skillz, and I sensed the force in this Jedi.

When I returned stageside, one of the most beautiful dancers I've seen in a while was on stage, and she told me her name, but I forgot. Just DDG in body and face. She hadn't stripped yet, and was still wearing lingerie. I tipped her a couple of bucks, and at the end of the song, she left the stage.

At that point, I bailed.

It's not a bad club, but has no personality, and feels like a lap mill. You can get your SKO and scoot in 30 minutes, while dropping under $120. I've never gotten any extras here, but the dancers all try to KYSO pretty reliably.Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?

Lovergrrl
12-07-17, 22:40
Can you me out with a couple of the abbreviations? They aren't in the listing. SKO? KYSO?Knock Your Socks Off. Or Knock Your Shit Out. Same difference :)

Mr Sixty
12-11-17, 23:35
SynnVN is pretty ghetto. Probably the most ghetto club in the SFV, which isn't saying alot, I know.

Remember that it's owned and operated by the same owner as Synn COI, Paradise Showgirls, Rio, & Sahara just to mention a few. His clubs are all clipjoints and all he cares about is how much money he can squeeze out of every customer as evidenced by the relentless buy-the-lady-a-drink routine. The dancers tend to be flabitas, with the exception of SynnCOI where the strippers are more pleasing to the eye.I'm really surprised to read this. What qualifies a club as "ghetto"? Synn VN has a decent mix of flabitas, flacas and normalitas on the few times I've been there.

I agree the drink scam is there, but not half as pushy as at his other clubs.

But the 3-for-$40 nude dances is one of the better deals in SFV, IMO. They aren't cut too badly. Maybe they are more like 2-for-$40's, but $20 for a nude lap is not a bad deal, all told.

LWashington
01-18-18, 15:10
Any recommendations for a good club for a bachelor party? Friend of mine is looking for ideas and I'm not too familiar with clubs in the sfv. I saw the blue zebra has a bachelor party package with a table and drinks and dances, but I want to make sure everybody has the best time. Thanks.

IHateBacon
02-27-18, 19:42
Last Thursday went to Danes and Games around 6 on there website says 5 dollar entry till 8 but was 10 when I got there. Not that expensive but expensive for a topless bar on a Thursday, this place is ran by spearmint rhino. Anyways they had about 6 girls working lots with ugly ghetto tattoos and one a few with fake tits and about 7 guys no one was tipping when I got there. So I ordered a pitcher of beer and sat down to watch some dancers. I threw out some feeler money to a few that I thought that were worth my time and not even a thank you for tipping me like you see at other topless bars it felt more like I was at an all nude bar with out all the perks. I talked to a dancer for about half an hour but nothing extra got a lap dances was $20 for a song kind of a rip off because you know they didn't play the whole song anyways I will check it out enough because they have a pretty decent drink special.

Lexx1029
09-17-18, 02:55
Any updates here? Recommendations?

PlayerN818
09-17-18, 13:20
Could anyone familiar with strip clubs please explain how it works? Is there a set price for a "dance"? What can one expect during a dance? Are the bouncers someone to be wary of? Asking for a friend. Thanks.


Last Thursday went to Danes and Games around 6 on there website says 5 dollar entry till 8 but was 10 when I got there. Not that expensive but expensive for a topless bar on a Thursday, this place is ran by spearmint rhino. Anyways they had about 6 girls working lots with ugly ghetto tattoos and one a few with fake tits and about 7 guys no one was tipping when I got there. So I ordered a pitcher of beer and sat down to watch some dancers. I threw out some feeler money to a few that I thought that were worth my time and not even a thank you for tipping me like you see at other topless bars it felt more like I was at an all nude bar with out all the perks. I talked to a dancer for about half an hour but nothing extra got a lap dances was $20 for a song kind of a rip off because you know they didn't play the whole song anyways I will check it out enough because they have a pretty decent drink special.

Lexx1029
09-17-18, 18:33
Could anyone familiar with strip clubs please explain how it works? Is there a set price for a "dance"? What can one expect during a dance? Are the bouncers someone to be wary of? Asking for a friend. Thanks.It's been a while since LA area visits, but usually 20/ song. VIPs are usually timed like 15 min or 30 min. You just need to find a dancer you click with and let her set the rules. Everything differs by club. Sorry I don't have recommendations, waiting for someone else to chime in on that. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to wait till I get back to vegas though.

Lovergrrl
09-17-18, 22:18
It's been a while since LA area visits, but usually 20/ song. VIPs are usually timed like 15 min or 30 min. You just need to find a dancer you click with and let her set the rules. Everything differs by club. Sorry I don't have recommendations, waiting for someone else to chime in on that. I'm pretty sure I'm just going to wait till I get back to vegas though.This, plus a whole lot more details as each club is different as are the dancers.

First is the decision. Nude or topless? Nude means no booze but potentially great mileage dances. Topless has booze and is more of a sports bar feel, but the dances are much tamer. Dance prices will be less at topless joints since the dances are actually bikini, not topless. Topless is only on stage. At nude clubs the dances can sometimes be off the rails, lol.

Dance prices run the gamut of (fairly) cheap topless dances, up to 30 min or longer VIP's at nude places which can run hundreds of $$. Some clubs have more strict floaters/bouncers than others, and even then it can vary from day to day and even from shift to shift, depending on who's working.

As you can see there is no set recipe. Just tell your "friend" to go and have fun and experience a few clubs and see what happens.

PlayerN818
09-18-18, 10:10
Thanks Lexi and Lover. Any recommendations for the nude clubs in the valley?


This, plus a whole lot more details as each club is different as are the dancers.

First is the decision. Nude or topless? Nude means no booze but potentially great mileage dances. Topless has booze and is more of a sports bar feel, but the dances are much tamer. Dance prices will be less at topless joints since the dances are actually bikini, not topless. Topless is only on stage. At nude clubs the dances can sometimes be off the rails, lol.

Dance prices run the gamut of (fairly) cheap topless dances, up to 30 min or longer VIP's at nude places which can run hundreds of $$. Some clubs have more strict floaters/bouncers than others, and even then it can vary from day to day and even from shift to shift, depending on who's working.

As you can see there is no set recipe. Just tell your "friend" to go and have fun and experience a few clubs and see what happens.

Mr Sixty
10-08-18, 11:59
After getting recommendations a few months ago, I finally made the time to check out the Spearmiint Rhino on Oxnard in Van Nuys. Many years ago, one of the PLs on ZBone named it the "Dead Rhino" because they go long stretches of time (especially during day shift) with no dancers on stage. I am happy to report this has not changed at all. I was there for nearly an hour, and not one dancer every graced the stage. It's ironic, since the doorman gave me change for my $10 cover charge in ones.

I was standing at the bar to order my drink, when I was immediately approached by Bella. As she approached me from across the room, my first thought was, "I'm not getting a dance from her. " But the closer she got the cuter she looked. She made small talk, and had to call the waitress over to me. (The waitress was too busy on her phone to look up and see me.) I ordered a water, and the waitress asked if I wanted to "buy the lady a drink. " My water was $7 (I think), and Bella's was $10.

We chatted for 3 or 4 songs, which surprisingly seemed uncut in length. I suggested getting a dance, and Bella mentioned only two options: The VIP, which I think was $150/15 minutes (maybe $180? And the daily special, which was 3 nude dances for $90. I opted for the latter. The dances were great, but no extras were offered. As most of you know, SR clubs do not usually offer extras outside of the VIP room. I asked if it were possible to add a fourth dance, but to do so, we had to switch rooms. Kind of weird.

After my time with Bella, I was sitting back at the bar, and was approached by Candace, a strawberry blonde who had what I would think of as the perfect body. We chatted for a moment, but I indicated I wasn't getting any more dances, as I had to leave. After Candace left, I was approached by Kennedy, a tall, olive-skinned dancer (perhaps Latina?) whose pitch was about how much fun we would have had if I had danced with her instead.

As far as I could tell, there were no other dances visible during my visit. I finished my drink and left the club.

The parking lot had quite a few cars in it, I'd say between 15 and 20, so there may have been many more dancers back in the VIP rooms. There were only 2-3 guys in the club, and another 2-3 male employees (doorman, bouncer, etc.). So maybe 10-15 dancers total, all in the back rooms?

I plan to return this week to see Candace. She is exactly my type.

Vondu
10-20-18, 15:28
Went there last week and it gives a chill vibe. No hard selling from the girls. I had a few dances and they were pretty good. Anyone had extra's during dances or in the VIP room? There was an old blonde maybe in her late 40's and she was talking to a monger and he took her to the VIP for half hour I think. He must have had fun. If you have details on this club, please share. Also, is Leilani no longer working here?

Lovergrrl
10-21-18, 09:54
Went there last week and it gives a chill vibe. No hard selling from the girls. I had a few dances and they were pretty good. Anyone had extra's during dances or in the VIP room? There was an old blonde maybe in her late 40's and she was talking to a monger and he took her to the VIP for half hour I think. He must have had fun. If you have details on this club, please share. Also, is Leilani no longer working here?Alto I haven't been back to this club in about 6 months, it's always been a good source of mileage. As a daytime clubber I have found the pickings very slim in terms of quantity of girls, but the few there were at least decent. Got to say I like it a helluva lot more than SynnVN down the street.

Mr Sixty
10-21-18, 18:51
Alto I haven't been back to this club in about 6 months, it's always been a good source of mileage. As a daytime clubber I have found the pickings very slim in terms of quantity of girls, but the few there were at least decent. Got to say I like it a helluva lot more than SynnVN down the street.Very interesting, LG. I've never had even a hint of extras at OBC, and I've been going there since Manuela was 30. You're right, they've always had at least a few pretty girls, but mileage is weak. At Synn VN, the mileage used to be much better, but lately, it's been equally as week as OBC. Just a year ago, I've gotten the Paradise Handshake at Synn VN shortly after sitting down, but not lately.

After my visit to SRVN a couple of weeks ago though, I agree with all those who told me it's worth the money. Sooo much better than either Synn or OBC. (Though definitely pricier!

Lovergrrl
10-21-18, 21:30
Very interesting, LG. I've never had even a hint of extras at OBC, and I've been going there since Manuela was 30. You're right, they've always had at least a few pretty girls, but mileage is weak. At Synn VN, the mileage used to be much better, but lately, it's been equally as week as OBC. Just a year ago, I've gotten the Paradise Handshake at Synn VN shortly after sitting down, but not lately.

After my visit to SRVN a couple of weeks ago though, I agree with all those who told me it's worth the money. Sooo much better than either Synn or OBC. (Though definitely pricier!OMG I died laughing from the Manuela comment. I'll bet she's still dancing somewhere in the valley, lol.

When I was going to OBC more regularly I got spoiled by girls like Danni & Gina who were very generous in the back. And do you remember Roxanne? Damn she could swim in the deep end of the pool w/o a snorkel for extended periods of time and never come up for air, lol. I think that Danni is now at Red Tie and I been meaning to try and visit her. She puts on one helluva stage show if you enjoy that type of thing. I remember the first time I saw her I walked into the club and heard Marilyn Manson and there was Danni tearing up the stage with moves that could win a pole dancing contest for sure. She was extraordinary.

One gal who I know has been a consistent site at OBC now is Brandee, a very cute young'un who occasionally posts her schedule on BI. But I recall she was LM so I never sought her out.

Mr Sixty
10-22-18, 21:29
I saw a report within the year that Manuela is still at OBC. I don't doubt it at all.

The name Danni at Red Tie sounds really familiar. I think she was on my To Do list, but I only saw her there once. I love a good stage show, so maybe that's why I remember her.

I'm going to have to give OBC another try. Maybe Red Tie too. The mileage was only so-so last time I went, but that was 2-3 years now, easily.

Vondu
01-24-19, 22:05
Went there again this week. Club has been sold and new management is in place. Looks like some armenian guy has purchased the club. Was told to pay 10 cover at 6 pm on Tuesday. I asked the skinny dj dude as to how many girls were there. He was like there are a lot of girls. Just come in you will have a great time. 4 girls in total were working at that time. Talked to a girl for 20 minutes but she had a cold vibe. Declined her dance while drinking my red bull. Tipped a few bucks for stage dances. At the hour point, that skinny dj dude comes over and tells me that there is a minimum one drink per hour. I was like are you kidding me? I told him I will buy in a few minutes. Bailed in 5 minutes. Never going back unless they change things here. New owners are just greedy pigs.

Lovergrrl
01-25-19, 10:56
Went there again this week. Club has been sold and new management is in place. Looks like some armenian guy has purchased the club. Was told to pay 10 cover at 6 pm on Tuesday. I asked the skinny dj dude as to how many girls were there. He was like there are a lot of girls. Just come in you will have a great time. 4 girls in total were working at that time. Talked to a girl for 20 minutes but she had a cold vibe. Declined her dance while drinking my red bull. Tipped a few bucks for stage dances. At the hour point, that skinny dj dude comes over and tells me that there is a minimum one drink per hour. I was like are you kidding me? I told him I will buy in a few minutes. Bailed in 5 minutes. Never going back unless they change things here. New owners are just greedy pigs.I guess they are no longer associated with Bare Elegance? Interesting to see what changes will continue to unfold. Too bad it sounds like this club may be tanking. I hope they get their shit together because even tho SynnNH is a shithole, it could wind up driving OBC out of business for good.

Pasquelo
02-19-19, 15:17
Was back in town for business and found Eros on Oxnard Blvd gone, what happened? Any similar place around the valley?

Mr Sixty
02-19-19, 19:23
Was back in town for business and found Eros on Oxnard Blvd gone, what happened? Any similar place around the valley?I haven't been for 25 years, but Venus Faire on Lankershim near Victory is probably the closest you are going to get. They were peep shows for a long time, then I heard they had added mediocre lap dances. (Many years ago, I was surprised to see a girl I'd gone to college with working there.).

I haven't seen a report on the place for a long, long time, but as far as I know it is still there.

There also used to be Erotic City near LAX and another one in Carson or Torrance, but I think those are both gone as well. Last and least is Paris House in West L. A. Which has received VERY mixed reviews over the 50 years it has been in business, and can vary from nothing, to do-it-yourself, to limited action of some sort, at very high reputed prices.

I'd love if some monger with money and time would check out those places. Maybe Hundred will do it.

Member #6371
02-20-19, 00:51
I haven't been for 25 years, but Venus Faire on Lankershim near Victory is probably the closest you are going to get. They were peep shows for a long time, then I heard they had added mediocre lap dances. (Many years ago, I was surprised to see a girl I'd gone to college with working there.).

I haven't seen a report on the place for a long, long time, but as far as I know it is still there.

There also used to be Erotic City near LAX and another one in Carson or Torrance, but I think those are both gone as well. Last and least is Paris House in West L. A. Which has received VERY mixed reviews over the 50 years it has been in business, and can vary from nothing, to do-it-yourself, to limited action of some sort, at very high reputed prices.

I'd love if some monger with money and time would check out those places. Maybe Hundred will do it.Been to Venus Faire a couple of times. It's a lot like an old 1980's porn shop with videos, toys, etc. In the back, there are 2 options. Peep show booths where guys are encouraged to wack off or lap dances with different time options. They literally bring an egg timer in the room. I've only done the lap dances and probably won't go back. Very tame with nothing close to extras happening. Girls are bored and not hot. The guy in the front watches on a video feed it seems like. Weird place. The valley club options are terrible, but most of them are better than this place. Not recommended.

Lexx1029
03-11-19, 06:28
Any recommendation? Is NoHo Vu still ok?

Member #6371
03-15-19, 00:55
Any recommendation? Is NoHo Vu still ok?It's pretty bad. Valley clubs aren't great in general. Might have some luck at Rhino or Red Tie during day shift only. Definitely can meet some friendly girls at Synn but the club itself is fairly gross.

Donalds
03-15-19, 13:25
To give you a time frame, the last time I was in Venus Fair was to see Porsche Lynn in person. (Thankfully she didn't disappoint.). As I recall there was a small stage surrounded by booths and 8-10 double sized booth with glass between you and the female. The whole thing was weird, gross and creepy.

I know that the Debbie Reynolds's dance studio right nearby just closed partly because the city it trying to redevelop that area so no clue the current status of V. F. Or the gay bathhouse around the corner.


Been to Venus Faire a couple of times. It's a lot like an old 1980's porn shop with videos, toys, etc. In the back, there are 2 options. Peep show booths where guys are encouraged to wack off or lap dances with different time options. They literally bring an egg timer in the room. I've only done the lap dances and probably won't go back. Very tame with nothing close to extras happening. Girls are bored and not hot. The guy in the front watches on a video feed it seems like. Weird place. The valley club options are terrible, but most of them are better than this place. Not recommended.

Pasquelo
03-22-19, 13:32
Stopped in Venus faire on Lanker. While ago and gradually going downhill, now is total crap, best looking good did lap dance but won't do booth. Also Booth phones are gone which used to be the best kink.

Milcanjose
04-18-19, 22:41
Reaching out, hopping someone can help me out. A few weeks back I went to Club Burlesque (the topless join in NOHO). It was a Friday night and I totally recognized one of the girls working from one of the sites we frequent in the hunt. She was clearly there with a client, and would only leave him during her stage time, but clearly, the gentleman had dibs & cash so I didn't get a chance to catch her name, and now I can't find any of her ads. I'm going to describe her, if she sounds like someone you know, send me an ad, I would love to see her:

Asian, full of tattoos that go from her back down her legs a bit. Glasses. Black clothing. I remember her ads had black clothing too. Super hot, but flat chested.

I thought I had seen her on Eros, but now I'm questioning that and not sure where I saw her before.

Thanks for any help!

HornDog626
06-14-19, 23:38
Was in the area and decided to try out the early evening action as traffic died down. Got a lap dance from a chick who claims to be 19. She did look young so I was turned on by fresh meat. Didn't do VIP with her because I doubt newbies would be offering already. She said it was her second day. Saw at least 6 dancers and took the sluttiest white girl to VIP. Thinking there would be extras for sure. I asked to see what's up, but she said 2. 5 for extras. WTF? Fuck that. Maybe I was too early on a Friday to get some action, but I doubt I'd return.

BuddyLove
08-15-19, 16:00
Been lurking on here for years. In my sadness, I must now post: Last night swung by my all time favorite reliable club, Godfather, and saw it's gone. Anyone have any info on this? Been going here for years. Say what you want about the quality over the years, but it's always been a 90% reliable place for extra fun. I like the divey places like this. Everywhere else seems to be too formal (and too well lit). Anyone know if Canoga Godfather is worth a try? I've heard it's a different vibe. RIP, old friend.

DunKirk666
08-15-19, 23:25
Been lurking on here for years. In my sadness, I must now post: Last night swung by my all time favorite reliable club, Godfather, and saw it's gone. Anyone have any info on this? Been going here for years. Say what you want about the quality over the years, but it's always been a 90% reliable place for extra fun. I like the divey places like this. Everywhere else seems to be too formal (and too well lit). Anyone know if Canoga Godfather is worth a try? I've heard it's a different vibe. RIP, old friend.Damn that's sad to hear. Haven't been there in a couple of years but totally agree that it was always a sure thing. Tiny and sometimes awkward inside, but the girls did their best with what they had. RIP indeed.

LennyD4460
08-18-19, 13:03
Been lurking on here for years. In my sadness, I must now post: Last night swung by my all time favorite reliable club, Godfather, and saw it's gone. Anyone have any info on this? Been going here for years. Say what you want about the quality over the years, but it's always been a 90% reliable place for extra fun. I like the divey places like this. Everywhere else seems to be too formal (and too well lit). Anyone know if Canoga Godfather is worth a try? I've heard it's a different vibe. RIP, old friend.Go to synn in North hills.

O Town Doug
09-16-19, 21:21
I moved here a while ago and I'm trying to get an idea of the better clubs in the area with reasonable VIP prices and friendlier dancers. I've been to Red Tie and had relatively good luck there but the price tag was rather high for what it was. I've also been to Dejavu but the "classier" clubs are always low mileage in experience due to security and management.

How is Synn in comparison? Or should I stick to the AMP scene for more bang for the buck? PM's are welcome. Thanks.

Member #6371
09-17-19, 11:33
I moved here a while ago and I'm trying to get an idea of the better clubs in the area with reasonable VIP prices and friendlier dancers. I've been to Red Tie and had relatively good luck there but the price tag was rather high for what it was. I've also been to Dejavu but the "classier" clubs are always low mileage in experience due to security and management.

How is Synn in comparison? Or should I stick to the AMP scene for more bang for the buck? PM's are welcome. Thanks.AMP is definitely more bang for the buck. But strip clubs are more exciting for some (and the girls are more attractive in quite a few cases). The problem is the valley isn't great with strip clubs. As far as extras, yeah Synn is fairly reliable. Not the best selection or environment, though.

ShadowWalker69
09-17-19, 20:16
AMP is definitely more bang for the buck. But strip clubs are more exciting for some (and the girls are more attractive in quite a few cases). The problem is the valley isn't great with strip clubs. As far as extras, yeah Synn is fairly reliable. Not the best selection or environment, though.Sorry guys, help me out here. AMP?

DunKirk666
09-17-19, 23:26
AMP is definitely more bang for the buck. But strip clubs are more exciting for some (and the girls are more attractive in quite a few cases). The problem is the valley isn't great with strip clubs. As far as extras, yeah Synn is fairly reliable. Not the best selection or environment, though.Yeah the SFV is known as a stripclub wasteland.

PlayerN818
09-18-19, 09:56
Sorry guys, help me out here. AMP?AMP=Asian Massage Parlor.

ShadowWalker69
09-20-19, 20:51
AMP=Asian Massage Parlor.Doh! Sorry, that's on me.

RiskA
12-05-19, 19:27
The Godfather club on Sepulveda in Van Nuys / North Hills is now closed and the building has been converted to another business, so got to believe it is never coming back. Was a shit-hole anyway; Crystal was the only hottish girl who ever worked days there, along with wacky Ardyce who was fun and in good shape for a 50-year old but looney as a cartoon.

As a "wake" for that club I visited it's sister club in Canoga Park. 2 PM dayshift and there was no one inside when I entered. A few minutes later an older guy comes out of the back and tells me there's only one dancer and no more until maybe 5 pm. The one dancer is an older MILFy Latina, decent thick body but old-looking tired face; reminded me of the cleaning woman at my office building. Got a couple of dances just because I was the only one there, and she offered services (in broken English) but not the experience I was looking for this day.

I've had day-shift FS success in the past at Rhino, Synn, Oddball, Blue Zebra, and even Red Tie (once), but it's rare and not a comfortable time. Valley clubs just not up to COI standards.

Watnow78
12-09-19, 02:35
The Godfather club on Sepulveda in Van Nuys / North Hills is now closed and the building has been converted to another business, so got to believe it is never coming back. Was a shit-hole anyway; Crystal was the only hottish girl who ever worked days there, along with wacky Ardyce who was fun and in good shape for a 50-year old but looney as a cartoon.

As a "wake" for that club I visited it's sister club in Canoga Park. 2 PM dayshift and there was no one inside when I entered. A few minutes later an older guy comes out of the back and tells me there's only one dancer and no more until maybe 5 pm. The one dancer is an older MILFy Latina, decent thick body but old-looking tired face; reminded me of the cleaning woman at my office building. Got a couple of dances just because I was the only one there, and she offered services (in broken English) but not the experience I was looking for this day.

I've had day-shift FS success in the past at Rhino, Synn, Oddball, Blue Zebra, and even Red Tie (once), but it's rare and not a comfortable time. Valley clubs just not up to COI standards.I'm curious to know what the standards are in COI.

Member #6371
12-22-19, 21:00
I'm curious to know what the standards are in COI.Anything goes there.

(for the right price).

Dv456
12-24-19, 05:05
Visited Synn on a Monday night, place was dead. I actually like it when strip clubs are dead because you get more attention from the ladies and you can pick the one you like without having to wait for her to free up. I like this place bc it has booths for lap dances (3 songs. 4 + tip) and private VIP rooms (approx 1 - didn't ask for time). I've only been to 2 other strip clubs, Sam's Hofbrau and Jumbos Clown Room. Sam's didn't have any private areas and Clown Room didn't offer lap dances as it's a bikini bar only. They had quite a few girls there, 6 that I counted. 1 black (fit and toned), 2 Latinas (1 overweight the other obese), 2 white (1 skinny other busty), 1 Philippine (short skinny). The lady I picked had a beautiful face and really nice tits. Would recommend as I had a good time.

Fundamental562
12-29-19, 00:08
Visited Synn on a Monday night, place was dead. I actually like it when strip clubs are dead because you get more attention from the ladies and you can pick the one you like without having to wait for her to free up. I like this place bc it has booths for lap dances (3 songs. 4 + tip) and private VIP rooms (approx 1 - didn't ask for time). I've only been to 2 other strip clubs, Sam's Hofbrau and Jumbos Clown Room. Sam's didn't have any private areas and Clown Room didn't offer lap dances as it's a bikini bar only. They had quite a few girls there, 6 that I counted. 1 black (fit and toned), 2 Latinas (1 overweight the other obese), 2 white (1 skinny other busty), 1 Philippine (short skinny). The lady I picked had a beautiful face and really nice tits. Would recommend as I had a good time.The 2 other clubs that you've been to besides SynnNH are LM topless clubs. Sam's and Jumbo's are high in visuals and very low on good contact dances. They would make a crappy club like SynnNH look good in comparison, LOL. Try the nude clubs in COI if you want to take a walk on the wild side. If nothing else if will give you a better perspective on what can really happen in a SC.

Dv456
12-30-19, 05:19
The 2 other clubs that you've been to besides SynnNH are LM topless clubs. Sam's and Jumbo's are high in visuals and very low on good contact dances. They would make a crappy club like SynnNH look good in comparison, LOL. Try the nude clubs in COI if you want to take a walk on the wild side. If nothing else if will give you a better perspective on what can really happen in a SC.Your comment has definitely peaked my interest and I now definitely want to check out COI clubs. There are 2 other clubs in SFV that I want to visit since they are so close and convenient to me. La Vida and Red Tie. Anyone have any input.

Truth Monger
12-30-19, 17:42
Your comment has definitely peaked my interest and I now definitely want to check out COI clubs. There are 2 other clubs in SFV that I want to visit since they are so close and convenient to me. La Vida and Red Tie. Anyone have any input.Dudes, I've been trying to keep up but for the life of me I can't figure out what "COI" stands for. Little help please?

TerrificEnigma
12-30-19, 18:43
Dudes, I've been trying to keep up but for the life of me I can't figure out what "COI" stands for. Little help please?I believe they're referring to City of Industry (COI). There's a strip club scene out there.

Truth Monger
01-01-20, 14:13
I believe they're referring to City of Industry (COI). There's a strip club scene out there.Appreciate the help Terrific Enigma, thank you.

RiskA
01-02-20, 22:45
Your comment has definitely peaked my interest and I now definitely want to check out COI clubs. There are 2 other clubs in SFV that I want to visit since they are so close and convenient to me. La Vida and Red Tie. Anyone have any input.In daytimes, Red Tie is generally not worth it. Only 1-3 girls usually, and limited privacy in VIP. A good willing provider could make it work, but I haven't found one there yet. Got FS there from a fugly, HJs from a 6 with a nice personality, and whole lots of low mileage from everyone else. Eager to hear if anyone's had better luck. I hear nights are a completely different (tho still low mileage) scene.

No experience with La Vida, too f'and scary of a neighborhood to leave my car unattended IMO.

Dv456
01-08-20, 04:21
I visited the Red Tie on Tuesday around 6:30 ish, sign out front says no admission fee (not sure if it applies to all nights and times and no fine print visible) and I wasn't asked to pay cover. Place was completely dead, I was literally the only man there. Bought a red bull for $8 and started talking to the only girl there. She mentioned that the better time to visit is 12 pm to 4 pm when the majority of day shift girls are there but that it would still be slow, just better selection of girls. She mentioned that the busiest times to show up was after 11 pm and 2 am. Chatted with her for bit, she had tattoos nice legs and tits. Face I'd rate at a 5 but her body was a 7. I got a lap dance for. 4 for 2 songs. A lot of contact and she allowed me to roam her twin peaks (fake but still nice) with hands and mouth, some ass play but I didn't attempt to touch the wet spot down south. She positioned herself to where her forbidden fruit was grinding against. My readily available fruit, was a good experience. After the dance was over, I went to the stage again to find 2 girls there, 1 overweight Latina and 1 beautiful white girl by the name of Trixie. Trixie had small tits but a very beautiful face, nice phat ass (for a skinny white girl) and really nice legs. Chatted with her for a bit and bounced. Good experience, I might visit again just to check out the selection. I will probably check out La Vida next.

Dv456
01-09-20, 04:04
Clearly I am on a stripclub binge. I visited La Vida on Wednesday around 6 pm and to no ones surprise, the place was dead. Cover was 10 and it came with a drink. I got a lapdance from a curvy latina (a solid 6) that had a great personality. Chatted with her for a bit and got her to pole dance for me to view the goods before asking for a lapdance. Dance was. 45 for 2 songs (Fri. And sat is 3 songs for. 40). She had medium sized tits, wide hips and a firm booty. She allowed me handle and suckle the twins, kissed her neck for a bit and checked to see if she was wet, initially she rejected that last advance but eventually allowed me to insert a finger. I would definitely return just for this girl. Below are some of the extras I was allowed at the clubs I've visited.

Synn. Titty play, titty suck, fingering.

Red Tie. Titty play, titty suck.

La Vida. Titty play, titty suck, fingering.

Member #6371
01-10-20, 00:03
Clearly I am on a stripclub binge. I visited La Vida on Wednesday around 6 pm and to no ones surprise, the place was dead. Cover was 10 and it came with a drink. I got a lapdance from a curvy latina (a solid 6) that had a great personality. Chatted with her for a bit and got her to pole dance for me to view the goods before asking for a lapdance. Dance was. 45 for 2 songs (Fri. And sat is 3 songs for. 40). She had medium sized tits, wide hips and a firm booty. She allowed me handle and suckle the twins, kissed her neck for a bit and checked to see if she was wet, initially she rejected that last advance but eventually allowed me to insert a finger. I would definitely return just for this girl. Below are some of the extras I was allowed at the clubs I've visited.

Synn. Titty play, titty suck, fingering.

Red Tie. Titty play, titty suck.

La Vida. Titty play, titty suck, fingering.Synn should allow much more than that. But usually in VIP not lapdance area.

Dv456
01-14-20, 04:06
Synn should allow much more than that. But usually in VIP not lap dance area.Went back today and was quoted 3 for FS plus 1 for VIP room from a 6 girl. I didn't even consider it. By the way, what is the customary tipping amount for only a lap dance no extras? La Vida manager said. 05 for regular lap dance and. 2 for VIP. Red Tie performer said she's accustomed to. 2-. 5 for a 2 song lap dance.

RiskA
01-14-20, 13:19
Went back today and was quoted 3 for FS plus 1 for VIP room from a 6 girl. I didn't even consider it. By the way, what is the customary tipping amount for only a lap dance no extras? La Vida manager said. 05 for regular lap dance and. 2 for VIP. Red Tie performer said she's accustomed to. 2-. 5 for a 2 song lap dance.That's too much for FS at a strip club. Although many girls will start there, they fold like chairs if you negotiate (and do it BEFORE you go into VIP & get on the clock). Don't be shy they have that discussion 20 times a day and you're not going to "offend" them. And if they're elusive, you can either spare yourself wasted time & money or take a chance and have only yourself to blame if it goes bad. $100 is a good price, $150 is more typical at Synn and should get it done, maybe $200 if you have it to waste and an absolute goddess.

I'll give $10-20 if no extras but good attitude & hot LM dance. HJ gets $20-40 on same criteria. I tip less if I decide I would not dance with the girl again. I only stiff them entirely if bad attitude or ROB or dead fish. The Red Tie dancer was quoting too high. Tips are earned, not mandatory. I walk away from any girl who asks for mandatory tip as a condition of getting a dance. There's always another hot stripper somewhere dying to dance for you; don't be bedazzled & fold to their demands.

GeezerX
01-29-20, 17:59
Went back today and was quoted 3 for FS plus 1 for VIP room from a 6 girl. I didn't even consider it. By the way, what is the customary tipping amount for only a lap dance no extras? La Vida manager said. 05 for regular lap dance and. 2 for VIP. Red Tie performer said she's accustomed to. 2-. 5 for a 2 song lap dance.Last time I was at Synn I was quoted 1. For the tip and 1. 1 for the VIP area. (Friday late afternoon day shift.).

SFVsag
03-17-20, 04:46
Been reading the past couple years of posts to see what's been happening in the Valley. I used to be a semi-regular at Candy Cat One, to date myself.

I'm surprised that there's no coverage of the club in CP (I forget the name). I remember it had a scary rep, with the location being more of a shooting gallery than strip club. Is it still there? Has it gotten any better? Any safer?

GeezerX
03-17-20, 16:19
Been reading the past couple years of posts to see what's been happening in the Valley. I used to be a semi-regular at Candy Cat One, to date myself.

I'm surprised that there's no coverage of the club in CP (I forget the name). I remember it had a scary rep, with the location being more of a shooting gallery than strip club. Is it still there? Has it gotten any better? Any safer?Are you talking about X-Posed, next to the Wet Spot? I do recall there was a shooting there, and I think also a case where a guy slashed another's throat. But the main reason there was no discussion of it is because the club was lame, low-mileage, verging on clip joint. Despite having a full bar next door, the place never lived up to its promise.

Harley Rider01
03-25-20, 23:44
So where are all the strippers at now. Since they shut down the clubs.

Member #6371
03-26-20, 01:59
So where are all the strippers at now. Since they shut down the clubs.Considering strippers are humans in Los Angeles, I would hope they're self-quarantining like the rest of us.

HapaBoy86
03-26-20, 03:38
I would hope they're self-quarantining like the rest of us.LOL, come on bro you honestly think many of the strippers will. Not all but many of them live day by day on what they get in tips from dancing. I'm sure many of them are on backpage, bedpage, escortalligatore, hx,pd and or tryst trying to get some $.

The Camel
03-27-20, 05:55
Went back today and was quoted 3 for FS plus 1 for VIP room from a 6 girl. I didn't even consider it. By the way, what is the customary tipping amount for only a lap dance no extras? La Vida manager said. 05 for regular lap dance and. 2 for VIP. Red Tie performer said she's accustomed to. 2-. 5 for a 2 song lap dance.I would say that the "customary" tip in California and nationwide for a lap dance with no extras is Zero. Naturally, a decent number of patrons are more generous, but I'm pretty sure the majority are not. I'll qualify by adding that my strip club days are history, but not ancient history. So in these times of reportedly more aggressive dancers hustling through the aisles of SoCal SCs, I don't know if a new generation of strip club mongers have become amenable to tipping for ordinary dances. I followed the customary pattern myself but was happy to throw in a modest tip when the dancer provided a specially memorable experience even if it did not fall under the definition of a private dance "extra". The best tip the best lap dance providers receive as a general rule, is when a happy customer buys additional dances because its just too great to quit, and makes a point to do business with the same dancer on subsequent visits to the club.

ShinichiOta
04-19-20, 17:52
Are you talking about X-Posed, next to the Wet Spot? I do recall there was a shooting there, and I think also a case where a guy slashed another's throat. But the main reason there was no discussion of it is because the club was lame, low-mileage, verging on clip joint. Despite having a full bar next door, the place never lived up to its promise.Yep, Xposed was complete trash.

PriscillaM
04-24-20, 19:26
So where are all the strippers at now. Since they shut down the clubs.I bet some strippers are working cosntruction. I have never seen so much shit being built that will never be used. You think anyone is going to want to rent office space or commercial space?

Dgoesinyours
09-09-20, 19:31
I haven't driven around the SFV in a while, would like to hit a place up but don't want to make the trek if everything is still shut down.

Member #6292
03-05-21, 03:00
I haven't driven around the SFV in a while, would like to hit a place up but don't want to make the trek if everything is still shut down.Was around the area of Synn decided to pass and it was closed. The lights are on but their door is closed and no one in the parking lot.

Checkin Out
03-05-21, 17:16
Yep, Xposed was complete trash.Actually, "complete trash" would be a step up for these two places.

RockNRoll72
03-05-21, 19:45
I haven't driven around the SFV in a while, would like to hit a place up but don't want to make the trek if everything is still shut down.Still closed. I have been out to the City of Industry for work a few times and there are definitely places open out there. Passed one not too far from where that drive in is and saw people outside in the parking lot. Place was clearly open, sorry I can't remember the name.

PinTrelder
05-11-21, 01:15
Hours for Thursday / Friday / Saturday will be 9 pm-2 am.

SFVsag
05-12-21, 01:47
Hours for Thursday / Friday / Saturday will be 9 pm-2 am.Only 5 hours? Any word on a cover? Dance rates?

PaleoLith
05-12-21, 10:11
Signs outside of Xposed on Canoga said they were open yesterday. Didn't go in but thought yall should know.

PinTrelder
05-13-21, 13:54
Only 5 hours? Any word on a cover? Dance rates?Cover charge is $15 for evenings, $10 during the day (but they're not open during the day yet). Can't find anything about prices / specials yet.

PinTrelder
05-16-21, 16:25
Hours for Thursday / Friday / Saturday will be 9 pm-2 am.So I went Saturday night around 11. Cover was $26 (Dances were $30 topless, $50 nude; 15-minute VIP $200. Decent number of girls, 10 or so? About the same number of patrons. I tested the water with one-song nude dances with 3 girls, made it clear I was just trying it out. They were pleasant and friendly. Didn't get one with my favorite Jersey because I was on a budget. One girl said it was busier other nights. Also that she hopes they open other nights soon; she said she made the most on Monday nights. Didn't see / hear specials. Sat at the stage a while and threw ones.

StevenMac66
05-30-21, 11:12
Went on a Saturday night at around 12, it's open till I think 4 am. 20 $ cover to get in about 6 girls and 20 male / female patrons everyone was nice and the atmosphere was good. I would recommend aliya and midnight but the rest of the girls were okay. I think aliya is down for sugar daddy stuff if you got the time and money. She's a porn star and I asked for extras and she said she'd want to go out to dinner first and discuss and have me her ig. If I'm being completely honest it was my first stripclub experience cause I've been attached the last 4 years and have had no curiosity. If anyone can pm best places and girls it's be appreciated.

ShinichiOta
05-31-21, 20:16
Synn is back open in the evenings (I think they're still closed during the day).

I went in last Saturday around 3 am and the place was still jam packed. Met a young skinny black dancer whose name escapes me. She quoted VIP + an additional 1 for FS. I declined. Pre-pandemic, a VIP visit at this place usually resulted in quite a few extras for no additional tip. With this business getting back into the swing of things, I think we should all set some ground rules with these dancers. The decisions we make now for tipping can influence this biz for years to come. Stand firm and stay cheap my friends, for the good of us all!

Member #6371
05-31-21, 23:12
With this business getting back into the swing of things, I think we should all set some ground rules with these dancers. The decisions we make now for tipping can influence this biz for years to come. Stand firm and stay cheap my friends, for the good of us all!100% agree.

ForumFan
06-11-21, 15:39
Went on a Saturday night at around 12, it's open till I think 4 am. 20 $ cover to get in about 6 girls and 20 male / female patrons everyone was nice and the atmosphere was good. I would recommend aliya and midnight but the rest of the girls were okay. I think aliya is down for sugar daddy stuff if you got the time and money. She's a porn star and I asked for extras and she said she'd want to go out to dinner first and discuss and have me her ig. If I'm being completely honest it was my first stripclub experience cause I've been attached the last 4 years and have had no curiosity. If anyone can pm best places and girls it's be appreciated.Aliya used to be a very nice time at Synn NH, maybe she'll head back there too.

Member #6371
01-28-22, 23:28
Just realized nothing has been posted here in the past 7 months. And I probably haven't stepped foot in a club since 2019 now that I think of it. Has anyone been to one recently? What's the current state of affairs?

PennyX
02-20-22, 18:33
Just realized nothing has been posted here in the past 7 months. And I probably haven't stepped foot in a club since 2019 now that I think of it. Has anyone been to one recently? What's the current state of affairs?GodFather in CP is still reliable to me.

Parlor Plug
02-24-22, 16:06
GodFather in CP is still reliable to me.You know, I've always wanted to go but never had the balls to just step inside. What's the process like? Are there any lookers to choose from? I live close by.

GeezerX
02-24-22, 17:23
GodFather in CP is still reliable to me.Really? Do they still just have curtains? Last time I went was a while back, and mileage was restricted because the booths faced the stage and only had curtains.

What kind of luck have you had?

GeezerX
02-24-22, 17:29
Went on a Saturday night at around 12, it's open till I think 4 am. 20 $ cover to get in about 6 girls and 20 male / female patrons everyone was nice and the atmosphere was good. I would recommend aliya and midnight but the rest of the girls were okay. I think aliya is down for sugar daddy stuff if you got the time and money. She's a porn star and I asked for extras and she said she'd want to go out to dinner first and discuss and have me her ig. If I'm being completely honest it was my first stripclub experience cause I've been attached the last 4 years and have had no curiosity. If anyone can pm best places and girls it's be appreciated.XPosed has always been low mileage. I've heard rumors that the owner is a porn producer, and a lot of the girls there come from the industry, but there is no mileage to be had in the club itself. My experience there seems to back that up, which is a shame, because the dancers are mostly pretty hot. I find it more enjoyable to go next door to the Wet Spot (is that still there?) Where I can have a beer, and the dancers from XPosed come and go.

One rumor I've also heard is that the club doesn't tolerate extras / mileage, because they don't want to lose the liquor license for Wet Spot.

AsianLove69
02-25-22, 13:17
XPosed has always been low mileage. I've heard rumors that the owner is a porn producer, and a lot of the girls there come from the industry, but there is no mileage to be had in the club itself. My experience there seems to back that up, which is a shame, because the dancers are mostly pretty hot. I find it more enjoyable to go next door to the Wet Spot (is that still there?) Where I can have a beer, and the dancers from XPosed come and go.

One rumor I've also heard is that the club doesn't tolerate extras / mileage, because they don't want to lose the liquor license for Wet Spot.Met Angel Youngs at Xposed. Great dancer, amazing tits. Said she danced for some extra money and her main job was porn. Y'all can look her up. Was definitely her, she was there on a Saturday.

PriscillaM
03-25-22, 09:26
I follow some sex workers on Instagram. They all have one thing in common, numerous key screws loose or missing. One of them (a dyke who gives a good hand job) had this story up:

https://www.foxla.com/news/north-hollywood-exotic-dancers-walk-off-job-to-protest-unsafe-work-environment

I think I went in this place once, for a total of 10 seconds. I fully support this walkout, this place is a low mileage, leaf blower worker infested waste of rentable space. And the news story itself is funnier than risk management.

PelicanT99
04-11-22, 17:07
I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.

BruceLeeroy
05-23-22, 19:06
I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.More of the same. I live in the area and go every once in awhile and typically they have two security guards up front. One usually looks like a legit one while the other is there for show. They do have a few lookers here every once in awhile with some mileage but got to do the work and research to get it. Never had issues with anyone.

BruceLeeroy
05-30-22, 02:26
I read online that Synn North Hills had a 2 AM'er shooting in their parking lot on 3/7/22. Surprisingly it was the front lot instead of the back lot (which is usually infested with homeless).

Anyone know if they've added security since then, either nights or days or both? I find Synn clubs to be poorly run & cheap, so I doubt it. But in my past experiences there (pre-pandemic) I've found they DO occasionally have some fine dancers who will come off GPS initial offers when the stars align. Going to start being in the Valley again for work, so I'd like to revisit just want to know whether to wear body armor haha. Thanks.FYI I went Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was packed. Parked across the street, on the street, and had no issues for the hour I spent there. Surprisingly I had no security check this time. No security up front. I just walked up, paid my $20, and that was it. When I left I saw no security. Place was packed. Lots of staff and dancers working. Probably around 15-20 dancers. Got dances from three girls. First one was mostly air. Second was a lot more energetic but a bit rough for me. Dancer was taller than me. Asked if I wanted to do a VIP for $120 with a HJ for $80 on top. I declined. Then found a nice petit, mixed white / black girl to end the night. Had no issues with the club. Felt safe for the most part. You can get $10 off admission through the onegc app and there was a one drink minimum which was $8. I think mileage can be had, just got to do the research and work.

PelicanT99
05-30-22, 09:48
FYI I went Saturday night after midnight. Parking lot was packed….I think mileage can be had, just got to do the research and work.Thanks man that's helpful. I'm a day shift guy so I'll get there & report on that. The Kim clubs aren't my favorites, but what else you got in the Valley, the Dead Rhino? I've had some good luck at Blue Zebra (older MILF-why types mostly) and even Odd Ball, but very hot & miss. But good to hear that club was full of dancers & customers, this pandemic (and all the free govt $) has been rough on this hobby.

Kind of tough to "research" these days without a dancer database and with the all-take no-give nature of modern monger board warriors; but yeah you just have to put in the work yourself & "interrogate" these dancers before spending your hard-earned cash. The thrill of the hunt, I guess haha.

Enspiredz28
07-11-22, 17:28
Blue Zebra in Noho, Tuesday around 7 ish (big mistake as apparently a shift change but had time to kill). Only was approached by one of three dancers, tatted up white girl that claimed she was a porn star that went by the name of ginger spice. She was decent looking, huge tits. $150 VIP fee and $200 tip for FS. Didn't get the impression she would negotiate and I didn't partake. Didn't stay long as new dancers were slow to come in.

PelicanT99
08-05-22, 16:33
Has it reopened? With new owners? Anyone gone?

I went there (& Blue Zebra) a lot in 2016-19, had some good times despite both being hit & miss clubs overall. I knew Odd Ball was having ownership issues back then. Pandemic & job change hasn't put me in The Valley much lately, but I was thinking of making a special trip & did some searches to see if these clubs open. New odd ball website, and Google reviews have posts from "new owner" pimping new hot girls, in-club food, etc. I'll probably check it soon, but any advance recon would be appreciated!

StreetWise
09-08-22, 11:15
I visited the Rhino recently on a weekday around the evening shift change. There were about 5-7 dancers in each crew, and little to no customers. As most probably already know, the club is full nude and there is no alcohol. Talent was very good. Most of the dancers were white, with some in the 8-10 range. I did several private VIP sessions, and I enjoyed each of them. There was plenty of good grinding and touching. One girl allowed DIY, but no extras were offered beyond that. I get that impression that regulars have a good shot at scoring extras and takeout, but I can't confirm. Maybe someone else can.

DM if interested in trading intel about specific dancers.

StreetWise
09-08-22, 12:02
Blue Zebra in Noho, Tuesday around 7 ish (big mistake as apparently a shift change but had time to kill). Only was approached by one of three dancers, tatted up white girl that claimed she was a porn star that went by the name of ginger spice. She was decent looking, huge tits. $150 VIP fee and $200 tip for FS. Didn't get the impression she would negotiate and I didn't partake. Didn't stay long as new dancers were slow to come in.I visited the Blue Zebra recently too, and I was thoroughly disappointed. The dancers were not not attractive to my taste. Most were old and chubby. I don't mind if a dancer has some years as long as she looks good for her age. That wasn't the case with these girls. Nobody was stage dancing, and the girls took turns coming by to sit on my lap and ask for a dance. Within 10 minutes all the dancers had taken their shot. I inquired about extras because it's obvious that's the only way these girls are making any money. All implied that they would get the deed done, but only one girl give me a straight answered when I asked for BBBJ. She said yes, and I told her I would need to get some money from the ATM. "Get at least $500" she says. Yeah. No. Much hotter woman can be had on Fig for a fraction of that. I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club. So I went to the Rhino and gave my money to the nice girls over there. Let the ugly, mean women struggle to pay their bills.

Member #6371
09-08-22, 19:14
Thanks for these reviews / updates. Haven't been to a strip club in a couple years now. My last time at Rhino was forever ago but, at that time, extras weren't happening. Synn was the spot for that back then.

ChrisPoontang
09-08-22, 21:15
I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club.Dude, I need to hear the story about you getting removed from the club.

Please don't leave out any details.

I want to hear everything.

DodgerK
09-08-22, 21:15
I visited the Blue Zebra recently too, and I was thoroughly disappointed. The dancers were not not attractive to my taste. Most were old and chubby. I don't mind if a dancer has some years as long as she looks good for her age. That wasn't the case with these girls. Nobody was stage dancing, and the girls took turns coming by to sit on my lap and ask for a dance. Within 10 minutes all the dancers had taken their shot. I inquired about extras because it's obvious that's the only way these girls are making any money. All implied that they would get the deed done, but only one girl give me a straight answered when I asked for BBBJ. She said yes, and I told her I would need to get some money from the ATM. "Get at least $500" she says. Yeah. No. Much hotter woman can be had on Fig for a fraction of that. I politely told her that was too expensive for me, and she had me removed from the club. So I went to the Rhino and gave my money to the nice girls over there. Let the ugly, mean women struggle to pay their bills.Around what time were you there?

StreetWise
09-09-22, 11:33
Dude, I need to hear the story about you getting removed from the club.

Please don't leave out any details.

I want to hear everything.I was there around 6 pm and the girls were coming by asking me if I wanted to do a VIP and promising "fun. " I like to know what I'm getting up front, so I inquired about extras. They had a silly little game were they would say they didn't do that, but they could find me a girl that does for a finder's fee. After talking to all but one of the dancers, I stupidly gave a girl a $20 finder's fee, and low and behold, she brought over the only girl I hadn't talked to yet.

So after I declined her demand for $500, I see her talk to the guy by the VIP entrance. Can't remember if he was a bouncer or DJ, but moments later a bouncer comes up to me and says "sir, can I speak with you outside?" I obliged, half preparing for something physical to occur. Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.

So I guess they're only that kind of club if you want to spend $500 on a BJ. Otherwise, they're too classy LOL. To be clear though, my beef is with the dancer, not the club.

ChrisPoontang
09-09-22, 16:16
Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.I will never go to that club now.

Sometimes I want extra titties in my face but it seems they won't allow that to happen.

DodgerK
09-09-22, 23:43
I was there around 6 pm and the girls were coming by asking me if I wanted to do a VIP and promising "fun. " I like to know what I'm getting up front, so I inquired about extras. They had a silly little game were they would say they didn't do that, but they could find me a girl that does for a finder's fee. After talking to all but one of the dancers, I stupidly gave a girl a $20 finder's fee, and low and behold, she brought over the only girl I hadn't talked to yet.

So after I declined her demand for $500, I see her talk to the guy by the VIP entrance. Can't remember if he was a bouncer or DJ, but moments later a bouncer comes up to me and says "sir, can I speak with you outside?" I obliged, half preparing for something physical to occur. Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.

So I guess they're only that kind of club if you want to spend $500 on a BJ. Otherwise, they're too classy LOL. To be clear though, my beef is with the dancer, not the club.You can price shop openly in COI but you can't do it in NOHO. Sounds like the club was dead and you could have scored but you need to negotiate in the VIP room or the lap dance booths.

StreetWise
09-11-22, 18:03
You can price shop openly in COI but you can't do it in NOHO. Sounds like the club was dead and you could have scored but you need to negotiate in the VIP room or the lap dance booths.I think you might have misunderstood my post. The dancer began the "negotiation" in the open. I would never tell a dancer I agree to pay a particular price and then try to negotiate lower once we're in the VIP. Nobody is going to be happy in that scenario.

PlayerN818
09-12-22, 09:28
I think you might have misunderstood my post. The dancer began the "negotiation" in the open. I would never tell a dancer I agree to pay a particular price and then try to negotiate lower once we're in the VIP. Nobody is going to be happy in that scenario.If I read your post right: The dancer approached you, hit you up for VIP, brought over a girl that was willing to provide extras, then when she was refused she brought in security to have you removed.

Fun place. I hope the drinks are properly watered down to really tie this up in a bow.

PelicanT99
09-15-22, 23:06
I was there around 6 pm and the girls were coming by asking me if I wanted to do a VIP and promising "fun. " I like to know what I'm getting up front, so I inquired about extras. They had a silly little game were they would say they didn't do that, but they could find me a girl that does for a finder's fee. After talking to all but one of the dancers, I stupidly gave a girl a $20 finder's fee, and low and behold, she brought over the only girl I hadn't talked to yet.

So after I declined her demand for $500, I see her talk to the guy by the VIP entrance. Can't remember if he was a bouncer or DJ, but moments later a bouncer comes up to me and says "sir, can I speak with you outside?" I obliged, half preparing for something physical to occur. Fortunately, he was professional and informed me that he heard that I was asking for extras, said they weren't that kind of club, and asked me to leave.

So I guess they're only that kind of club if you want to spend $500 on a BJ. Otherwise, they're too classy LOL. To be clear though, my beef is with the dancer, not the club.End of day shift or start of night shift? If you know.

That's completely Bush league ROB tactics on the part of the club AND the dancers. I visited this club on day shift many times pre-COVID, had plenty of extras, and I am sure the management had no issues with it back then. What'd they do, hire nuns as strippers? Get busted? Every stripper everywhere gets asked, they just have to say no if that's the rule. I hope you asked for your money back or else you'd call cops to say one of their dancers offered to exchange sex for money. Sounds like it was time to leave anyway.

That story makes me want to boycott the Zebra. Can anyone else confirm this experience that Blue Zebra extras are no longer available at all or are available only at an outrageous price? I'm now pretty far from the club or I'd TOFFT. Thanks.

PinTrelder
11-22-22, 11:36
It looks like the Spearmint Rhino Van Nuys website now has pictures for roll call. I guess they're rolling this out to more club sites.

Timmytime
01-26-23, 01:59
Went In on a Monday night not really expecting nothing to happen, then met a mid aged Brazilian baddy didn't catch her name but she was 4/10 dark hair with some tattoos, want to say she was 30-35. She didn't look rough or anything body 8/10 & that her ass was amazing, she approached me while I sat down and kept trying to bug me to get a VIP with her & saying that I would not regret it, I said fuck it got a VIP for 30 minutes sat down on the chair. She did a bit of sexy moves then she started to rub herself all on me for about a minute or 2 then whispered into my ear if I was looking for extra asked her what she meant by that and she said sex. She was charging $300 for FS pretty hefty price considering the VIP was $150, had a urge so said fuck it I gave her cash out my wallet and she gave me a real good time, started with teasing then to pulling my pants down to even licking my balls I knew It was going to be good. She started to spit on my dick and rub my tip on her lips for a second I thought she was going to give me a BBBJ but she put the condom on her mouth and went down on my dick with it, the covered blowjob was real good after 8 minutes it led to doggy which was kind of complicated cause the VIP booth we were in had see through covers so I would stop haha until she told me that it's fine they don't care so I just put in that work got in like 5 different positions in until I busted, total damage was around 480-500 would love to go again but damn it hurt my pockets LOL overall it was a 9/10.

Draves
02-28-23, 01:12
Met Angel Youngs at Xposed. Great dancer, amazing tits. Said she danced for some extra money and her main job was porn. Y'all can look her up. Was definitely her, she was there on a Saturday.Is Angel available for extras?

GeezerX
02-28-23, 19:31
What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

5. Godfather VN. Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.

6. Godfather CP. Good dancer quality. Low mileage.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.

8. Deva Vu. Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.

9. Blue Zebra. Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

11. VIP. At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

12. La Vida. This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.

I think those are all the clubs in the Valley. (The Dirty Dozen.) Did I miss any? Has anything changed? Even if the mileage is low, is there anywhere you can go for a fun time, and seeming some naked hotties? Or is it all just "thick" (fat) dancers with fake ballers making it rain, and zero mileage now?

Old Geezer X.

BigCountry818
03-01-23, 01:01
What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

5. Godfather VN. Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.

6. Godfather CP. Good dancer quality. Low mileage.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.

8. Deva Vu. Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.

9. Blue Zebra. Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

11. VIP. At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.

12. La Vida. This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.

I think those are all the clubs in the Valley. (The Dirty Dozen.) Did I miss any? Has anything changed? Even if the mileage is low, is there anywhere you can go for a fun time, and seeming some naked hotties? Or is it all just "thick" (fat) dancers with fake ballers making it rain, and zero mileage now?

Old Geezer X.You forgot about the World Famous Star Garden on Sepulveda.

GeezerX
03-01-23, 21:50
You forgot about the World Famous Star Garden on Sepulveda.Star Garden is on Lankershim. I was only counting nude clubs. Star Garden will live forever in my mind as the club where my car was broken into and stuff stolen while I was in the club.

For topless clubs, I would add:

- Candy Cat. Fun for a beer.

- Candy Cat Too. Fun for a beer.

- Club on Woodley between Saticoy and Roscoe (7757?) - Fun for a beer and decent lap dances sometimes.

- Another club off of Devonshire & DeSoto that I never visited, but read they had decent laps and porn stars working there that were sometimes available for takeout.

- Club near Sherman Way and Fulton that was the worst place I'd ever visited, until a dancer sat beside me and started DFK'ing me for no reason whatsoever.

- Club in Reseda where a dancer's BF tragically set her on fire.

Any others?

PelicanT99
03-02-23, 15:09
Star Garden is on Lankershim. I was only counting nude clubs. Star Garden will live forever in my mind as the club where my car was broken into and stuff stolen while I was in the club.

For topless clubs, I would add:
- Candy Cat. Fun for a beer.
- Candy Cat Too. Fun for a beer.
- Club on Woodley between Saticoy and Roscoe (7757?) - Fun for a beer and decent lap dances sometimes.
- Another club off of Devonshire & DeSoto that I never visited, but read they had decent laps and porn stars working there that were sometimes available for takeout.
- Club near Sherman Way and Fulton that was the worst place I'd ever visited, until a dancer sat beside me and started DFK'ing me for no reason whatsoever.
- Club in Reseda where a dancer's BF tragically set her on fire.
Any others?Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.

1. Synn VN. Agree: (Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.) Pretty much same today, quality a little lower IMO because I like thin girls and they're rarer than ever. Asking prices up, but regulars gain bargaining power with some girls. Usually lots of AA dancers, if that's your thing.

2. Oddball. (Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.) I got crazy high mileage there for a couple years, but good looking girls wouldn't stay due to shitty management. I was told the club sold & things fell apart, zero mileage. Haven't been there post-COVID.

3. Red Tie. (Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.) Days rarely had more than 2 girls, rarely staying. A few lookers but typically one-and-done never saw them again. No privacy in that big VIP room so little happens besides a covert HJ, but that solo VIP room can pay off with the right girl. Also pulled a couple good OTC girls from there. No post-COVID visits.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. (Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ") Yeah Dead Rhino is the truest nickname. Some very hot girls, but mileage is unavailable or generates crazy GPS asks. In old days I'd covertly fuck Kennedy & one other girl for like $100-120 tips, but my few visits after the plague have been dry runs but good eye candy.

5. Godfather VN. (Terrible dancer quality. Mileage available, but why would you? I think it's closed since 2020.) Yeah long closed. Same 3 girls for years, all old & pretty low end. Ardyce could suck a dick, tho, and for pocket change LOL.

6. Godfather CP. (Good dancer quality. Low mileage.) Days were terrible, one old mamacita tho she sucked my dick for NMT in VIP since I was apparently the only customer that day. Never returned.

7. XPosed / Wet Spot. (Very good dancer quality. Occasional porn stars, even, but zero mileage.) Never went.

8. Deva Vu. (Consistently good to great dancer quality. Zero mileage.) Never liked it; too "my first strip club" for me. Girls exploiting suckers was the game there. Although I had a dance with "the Legend" (Alexia?) that was in my top 5 ever, legendary. Never saw her again. Haven't been there post-COVID.

9. Blue Zebra. (Hit or miss on dancer quality and mileage. Mileage only available in VIP, and only if you are lucky.) Where Rhino sends its older MILF dancers. I had a couple good girls who'd turn down the lights in that very open & uncomfortable VIP room & deliver the goods. Recent visits no good, one all fuglies and one I couldn't close the deal with the one looker.

10. Gentleman's Club, "Glendale. " (At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.) I only found it open a couple times, always closed in days. Only a couple girls on site, tho one hot each time. Got BJs but wouldn't fuck for fear of getting fired. Dropped off my list.

11. VIP. (At one time great dancer quality. Went downhill over time. Never any mileage at all.) So true. Usually one hottie per day shift, but never mileage. Too many cameras and thuggish staff straight out of the John Wick villain casting call.

12. La Vida. (This club used to have another name, and had decent dancer quality. A couple of dancers were famous on ZBone for a while. After it became La Vida, dancer quality seemed to go downhill fast, but it was never a place for mileage anyway.) I went once and worried about my car the whole time. Shitty area. Hoochie mama dancers, not my scene. Never returned.

You forgot Vintage Industrial Strip in Sunland. For a couple months it had 2 hotties with mileage and apparently only me as a day customer. Then one day they added a tranny dancer (he was upfront, good thing since it was dark). I declined his offer, ran for the door & never returned!!

Ah, memories.

AsianLove69
03-05-23, 20:32
Is Angel available for extras?I didn't ask and she didn't offer. I only saw here there one time, and I frequent that place regularly. Haven't seen here since. There really isn't anywhere to do the deed anyway. I don't think any of the girl there offer extras except this one girl that doesn't dance on stage like the rest, she just goes around asking guys if they want dances. Then offers a couch dance and asks if you want to bust. Asks for a bill for an HJ. That's the most action I've gotten there.

GeezerX
03-07-23, 19:52
Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.
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You forgot Vintage Industrial Strip in Sunland. For a couple months it had 2 hotties with mileage and apparently only me as a day customer. Then one day they added a tranny dancer (he was upfront, good thing since it was dark). I declined his offer, ran for the door & never returned!!

Ah, memories.Wow, thanks for the report update! It seems like I am doomed to repeat my past life, and will probably check out SRVN and Synn, as always, and regret it.

I did forget Vintage Industrial Strip. I was there the opening week. If I recall, it was a woman owner. The club opened to a big fanfare, with as you note, some hotties, and then it struggled. Once I went, and there was this enormous dancer who wanted to do me, and I had to practically push her away. She was all over me, and I remember being tempted to just go for it, but she had to have been 260 pounds, which is just not my type.

A little while later they added trans dancers. They wanted to appeal to a different market in the hopes they could create a niche for themselves. I'd be surprised if they are still there. I'm sure there is a market for it, but I am not a part of it.

SammyGlick
03-23-23, 16:07
Thanks for the reviews. SRVN used to be my favorite when I was young and dumb. Mileage available but that was in the olden days.

Just wanted to add another opinion on one. Checked out Gentlemen's Club Glendale after someone posted about some good experiences in the LA forum I think. I had a great time during the day shift. Reasonable VIP rates and plenty of mileage available. Not sure I've ever noticed tissues in VIP before and should've known that meant a good time.


Excellent posts; mostly very consistent with my pre-COVID visits to the various SF Valley clubs. Mine were almost always day-shifts, so a few variances. I'll recap below, and add such post-COVID intel as I have (I'm not in the Valley for work much anymore).

TLDR: Synn VN top of class, SRVN has lookers but bad value, others a mess or hit & miss at best.

1. Synn VN. Agree: (Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.) Pretty much same today, quality a little lower IMO because I like thin girls and they're rarer than ever. Asking prices up, but regulars gain bargaining power with some girls. Usually lots of AA dancers, if that's your thing.

2. Oddball. (Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.) I got crazy high mileage there for a couple years, but good looking girls wouldn't stay due to shitty management. I was told the club sold & things fell apart, zero mileage. Haven't been there post-COVID.

3. Red Tie. (Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.) Days rarely had more than 2 girls, rarely staying. A few lookers but typically one-and-done never saw them again. No privacy in that big VIP room so little happens besides a covert HJ, but that solo VIP room can pay off with the right girl. Also pulled a couple good OTC girls from there. No post-COVID visits...

LAmong
06-21-23, 19:39
Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

Plenty of parking in the back. The club is located on an extremely busy intersection. If you are worried about being seen / have friends / family / work in the area, be advised. The whole world can see you getting patted down outside.

Inside the joint, there's 1 stage in the center of the room -- kinda like a boxing ring setup. On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP before 2 or 2:30 pm. I think this has to be one of the best deals in the LA area. I arrived around noon and there were a few girls on the floor. By the time I left - 1-1:30 ish, there were probably 7 or so girls, and girls working the pole. Place filled up with patrons too.

No alcohol served, as it's full nude. Dancers were getting full nude on the pole. $8 dollar waters, you know the drill. Oh yea, and there was no cover when I went in too. You have to check if that's all afternoon or up to a certain hour.

To be honest, I didn't see the area for non-VIP dances and I didn't see pricing on that. A skinny mini in red lingerie caught my eye and after exchanging a few words I say yes to VIP. Or shall I say "Si" -- Spanish was her main language, and I mean, 99% of the words coming out of her mouth. She put my middle school Spanish class education to the test. Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100. I didn't love the price, but my haggling in Spanish was not up to par. Exploded everywhere and she had wipes to clean up. I would definitely repeat during day and check out the night shift too. I'm sure more extras are available if that is your thing.

The other thing -- this was like the longest 15 minutes ever. I don't think there was real security there. You pay the drink waiter for your dances, and the drink waiter was hot -- I wanted a dance from her. Unless someone else comes back and yells "time," I can't see her doing it. Anyways, after nut and clean up, she was kinda just hanging and chatting me up. I eventually escorted myself out of there but it was nice to be in a VIP situation without a strict expiration.

BoulderBoy
06-23-23, 20:11
Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP...

...Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100. Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?

PelicanT99
06-25-23, 14:19
Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon….Excellent report, thank you. Very typical of my Synn NH day shift experiences, tho I haven't been much lately. The free admission usually stops between noon and one, or earlier if they get in more than like 3-4 dancers. Shift start is always subject to "stripper time" haha. I've had UHM & VHM in VIP booths, but it IS a little less private so girls are cautious and positions are limited. And since it's a Synn club, you always need to be wary of the BS clip joint shit: count your change, don't put your drink on the stage (kick! No passes on days with specials, etc. Dancer quality here is hit & miss, but that's better than many places. It's a solid strip club experience.

HiKeke
07-22-23, 10:42
Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?100 +100 = 200.

BoulderBoy
07-27-23, 18:42
100 +100 = 200.Ouch. I'm not that desperate. Or, she would have to be model material.

BDupree
08-09-23, 16:59
I've been visiting Synn COI for years. Went to NH for first time. Met a lovely dancer who offered BBBJ+CFS $$ plus room. Seems about normal. The service was phonomenal. CG, mish, standing doggy. Would repeat.

Dv456
09-15-23, 20:43
Anyone know what happened to Gina? I saw her at Synn around the beginning of 2020. I believe she was Polish, brunette with a gorgeous pair of tits. I saw her a few times at Synn and heard she had worked at Odd Ball.

Also, anyone know of a girl named Sabrina working at Vida? Latina chick, thick, big tits wide hips and a phat ass.

PelicanT99
09-16-23, 16:15
Anyone know what happened to Gina? I saw her at Synn around the beginning of 2020. I believe she was Polish, brunette with a gorgeous pair of tits. I saw her a few times at Synn and heard she had worked at Odd Ball.

Also, anyone know of a girl named Sabrina working at Vida? Latina chick, thick, big tits wide hips and a phat ass.Was Gina fairly thin, maybe 5'6", long legs, double-jointed at hips (crossing ankles behind head)? I knew her from Odd Ball & Red Tie, but she was pretty flaky and changed clubs a lot. Nice girl and fun in a dance, but man what a train wreck lifestyle! She had a rich family & a bad boy boyfriend with immigration issues, so she took lots of breaks from dancing but unlikely she'll give it up until she hits the wall looks-wise. I think I have digits still, let me see if I can find out her current situation; I too would like to ride that crazy train for another trip or two LOL.

Dv456
09-17-23, 16:57
Was Gina fairly thin, maybe 5'6", long legs, double-jointed at hips (crossing ankles behind head)? I knew her from Odd Ball & Red Tie, but she was pretty flaky and changed clubs a lot. Nice girl and fun in a dance, but man what a train wreck lifestyle! She had a rich family & a bad boy boyfriend with immigration issues, so she took lots of breaks from dancing but unlikely she'll give it up until she hits the wall looks-wise. I think I have digits still, let me see if I can find out her current situation; I too would like to ride that crazy train for another trip or two LOL.Yup, that sounds like her. I'd love to see her again. She was fun talk to and a joy to experience. First time I met her, she let me finger her during a dance, didn't ask for tip or anything. Second time she "wanted" to see my dick. Nice to be "desired" in a strip club. Most girls just don't put much effort into making a client feel welcome.

LAmong
09-18-23, 02:07
Popped in here for the first time on a Friday night. Paid $18 door cover, probably showed up around 10 PM.

There were maybe 8-10 girls, although the sign at the door said at least 20 would be working that night. There was a cute rocker babe with pierced tits dancing to NIN. I wanted to VIP with her but some mobster lookin dude was all over that, I didn't stand a chance.

I ended up leaving after 45 min or so, without getting a dance. But overall, I kinda liked the vibe in there.

Anyone know how the VIPs are?

Also, anyone know where to find the nightly roll call?

LAmong
09-18-23, 03:09
Stopped by here 3 x over the past few months.

Time #1 - weekend day shift. Parked in lot behind club. Went inside to the bar was told $20 cover. I could see there was only 1 girl who looked busted, turned around and left. Get in my car and I see another girl smoking outside, she looked whack too. Took off.

Time #2 - weekend day shift. Parked on street in front of club. Went inside to the bar, was told $20 cover. Room was dark, cute blond spinner on stage. Empty club otherwise. I paid. Took blonde to VIP. Good grind, FIV. Didn't inquire about additional extra costs, but VIP has santizer and tissues in it.

Time #3 - weekend night. Parked around the corner on sketchy side street. Lady at the door charged me, so I couldn't see the scene inside before paying. Paid the cover, went in. Way busier than day shift. A good amount of ladies working but really only 2 out of 10 caught my eye. Did a VIP with some 20 something Columbian. She quote one hund for action. It wasn't clear what that entailed but didn't matter because I didn't have it. She jerked me a bit and probably would have done to completion had I had some more cash. Only budgeted for standard tip.


What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

PelicanT99
09-19-23, 16:51
Popped in here for the first time on a Friday night. Paid $18 door cover, probably showed up around 10 PM.

There were maybe 8-10 girls, although the sign at the door said at least 20 would be working that night. There was a cute rocker babe with pierced tits dancing to NIN. I wanted to VIP with her but some mobster lookin dude was all over that, I didn't stand a chance.

I ended up leaving after 45 min or so, without getting a dance. But overall, I kinda liked the vibe in there.

Anyone know how the VIPs are?

Also, anyone know where to find the nightly roll call?Thanks for doing reports, sir.

On LaVida, I went to that club twice pre-COVID, and it was just as you described then. One decent looker each time, otherwise ratchet. Super shitty area, I was nervous about my car the whole time.

On VIP, I've gone about twice a year for a couple decades; they actually get some real hotties working there but they never stay because they cannot make money. Total Eastern Europe mob style staff, and they can be obnoxious. Lots of "specials" per week, but ultimately it's a rip-off because the songs are short and there's no privacy even in "VIP". I've had maybe one Jack-off inside the pants in 15-20 years: just no real mileage ever happened, for whatever reason. Plus the music's so loud and the light show so crazy that your head practically explodes. The club is physically nice (apart from the low stage chairs), and good VIP seat / beds that would be great for fucking if they had curtains, doors or any privacy at all; and like I said they get some hotties. But poor management, a thuggish vibe and low mileage have constantly left me disappointed. I've had much happier results at any of the other Valley nude clubs. But they have hotties and I have lots of hope, so I'm sure I'll try again haha.

P.S. For DV456: no luck contacting Gina, she probably blocked my # after I declined further OTC "dates" due to her issues LOL. But physically she is top drawer so give it a shot if you find her, maybe you have more patience than me haha.

Dv456
09-22-23, 02:57
Thanks for doing reports, sir.

P.S. For DV456: no luck contacting Gina, she probably blocked my # after I declined further OTC "dates" due to her issues LOL. But physically she is top drawer so give it a shot if you find her, maybe you have more patience than me haha.I went to VIP once. It was OK. I rarely get a hard on from just looking at girls on stage. But there was this one girl, I think her name was Catalina from OC, she just did it for me. Young girl, gorgeous perky tits, I found myself excited to see her pussy. When she finally went full nude, jr gave her a standing ovation, it was a definite surprise. I got very little mileage and I hated the lady at the bar, totally agree with the whole Eastern Europe mob thing.

That's really sad news about Gina. I might go hopping around the valley strip clubs just to find her.

Korosu
09-25-23, 12:49
I've been visiting Synn COI for years. Went to NH for first time. Met a lovely dancer who offered BBBJ+CFS $$ plus room. Seems about normal. The service was phonomenal. CG, mish, standing doggy. Would repeat.She had a room outside the club and you were able to leave with her to go there or did you do that inside the VIP?

Could you PM me the dancer's name and contact info?

MinorBother
09-30-23, 01:22
1st time poster, long time lurker.

Stopped in to Rhino in NH around 10 pm last night (Thursday night). Not sure why they get the reputation of low-mileage, offers were made pretty openly to me. There did seem to be a preference for specific rooms for extras (one dancer said the 2 that were the best for that were taken at the moment, but that we could wait if I wanted). A number of girls there and no one was pushy. Prices were not quoted specifically, just that if I wanted to take advantage we could discuss. I did not take anyone up on the offers, but the regular VIP I did was pretty handsy.

HBforlife
10-05-23, 11:01
For all you Synn NH regulars that don't want to over pay for VIP extra mileage, go to Roscoe massage at the Plaza next door. 50 door fee + 140 is a way better deal than any strippy. Highly recommend. VIP strip prices are out of control these days.


Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

Plenty of parking in the back. The club is located on an extremely busy intersection. If you are worried about being seen / have friends / family / work in the area, be advised. The whole world can see you getting patted down outside.

Inside the joint, there's 1 stage in the center of the room -- kinda like a boxing ring setup. On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP before 2 or 2:30 pm. I think this has to be one of the best deals in the LA area. I arrived around noon and there were a few girls on the floor. By the time I left - 1-1:30 ish, there were probably 7 or so girls, and girls working the pole. Place filled up with patrons too.

No alcohol served, as it's full nude. Dancers were getting full nude on the pole. $8 dollar waters, you know the drill. Oh yea, and there was no cover when I went in too. You have to check if that's all afternoon or up to a certain hour.

To be honest, I didn't see the area for non-VIP dances and I didn't see pricing on that. A skinny mini in red lingerie caught my eye and after exchanging a few words I say yes to VIP. Or shall I say "Si" -- Spanish was her main language, and I mean, 99% of the words coming out of her mouth. She put my middle school Spanish class education to the test. Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100. I didn't love the price, but my haggling in Spanish was not up to par. Exploded everywhere and she had wipes to clean up. I would definitely repeat during day and check out the night shift too. I'm sure more extras are available if that is your thing..

BDupree
10-07-23, 18:15
For all you Synn NH regulars that don't want to over pay for VIP extra mileage, go to Roscoe massage at the Plaza next door. 50 door fee + 140 is a way better deal than any strippy. Highly recommend. VIP strip prices are out of control these days.Idk man I've negotiated BBFS at synn before.

HBforlife
10-09-23, 11:34
Idk man I've negotiated BBFS at synn before.Same but you'll end up dropping 3-4 versus 2.

BDupree
10-09-23, 21:57
Same but you'll end up dropping 3-4 versus 2.It was 2. . . .

MinorBother
11-03-23, 01:57
Went to Synn NH a few days ago. Amber was enthusiastic and asked for 1 in VIP for some action (HJ with no cover and some rough kissing). Was super easy to speak to and thought she was hot / funny so went for it. Girl has serious skill. Didn't attempt to negotiate. Only complaint is the lack of paper towels for clean up. Hinted at being open to OTC, but I did not inquire more.

PinTrelder
11-04-23, 03:11
Went to Synn NH a few days ago. Amber was enthusiastic and asked for 1 in VIP for some action (HJ with no cover and some rough kissing).Blonde Amber or dark-hair Amber?

LAmong
11-04-23, 12:15
Went to Synn NH a few days ago. Amber was enthusiastic and asked for 1 in VIP for some action (HJ with no cover and some rough kissing). Was super easy to speak to and thought she was hot / funny so went for it. Girl has serious skill. Didn't attempt to negotiate. Only complaint is the lack of paper towels for clean up. Hinted at being open to OTC, but I did not inquire more.Yeah I haven't seen tissues in any of the Synn clubs I've visited.

I have come across tissues and sanitizer in the VIP at La Vida and The Gentleman's Club — and had happy times at both.

MinorBother
11-04-23, 15:06
Blonde Amber or dark-hair Amber?Dark haired.

CharlieRambo
11-05-23, 19:42
Went to Synn NH a few days ago. Amber was enthusiastic and asked for 1 in VIP for some action (HJ with no cover and some rough kissing). Was super easy to speak to and thought she was hot / funny so went for it. Girl has serious skill. Didn't attempt to negotiate. Only complaint is the lack of paper towels for clean up. Hinted at being open to OTC, but I did not inquire more.Valerie was an expert at catching the load in her hand. Sadly I haven't seen her show up to Synn in a long while 🥺. I heard from one of the girls she's dancing somewhere in Bakersfield. Anyone have any intel?

MinorBother
11-06-23, 02:41
Decided to stop by Saturday night. Lots of girls, but seemed dead. No stage action, but extras seemed to be freely offered (but not taken up on). Anyone know what the deal is there?

LAmong
11-07-23, 10:11
Decided to stop by Saturday night. Lots of girls, but seemed dead. No stage action, but extras seemed to be freely offered (but not taken up on). Anyone know what the deal is there?How come you didn't do any dances? And what were the girls like?

I stopped by once a few months on a random weekday afternoon. Popped my head in and only saw 1-2 girls. Woman Bartender told me it's a little quiet but that I should stay and that the VIP rooms are private / no cameras. Bartender was decent looking but I was looking for something else and decided to leave. Stood in hallway for a few min and the decided fuck it I'll stay. Bartender said she was going to change into something more comfy and also went behind dj booth and put some freak rap records. Meanwhile, one girl gets on stage and starts dancing. I find the other girl in the room sitting alone in the corner. I go up to her and she's sort of Russian cougar type. Says she's so bored. We go to the VIP and she's a freak. She tells me she's a "nympho" . Anyways we end up HJ fiv — but I'm pretty sure you can do whatever your heart desires here. Wipes and sanitizer are in the VIP.

I probably could have used paragraphs here but it's early.

MinorBother
11-10-23, 01:04
How come you didn't do any dances? And what were the girls like?I did 2 short dances (in the not completely private VIP area) with 2 different girls, but wasn't really feeling it to take either to the real private area. Girls were all over the place looks wise, from tall & thin to shorter & thicker. Race-wise seemed to be a mixture of Hispanic and White, maybe 1 African-American (at least I think she was). Most seemed on their phone or with what I assumed to be regulars. Other than the 2 I danced with, no one approached me. A few girls got on stage and just kind of walked around, but I think I was the only person to throw any $ at all, most people just seemed happy enough to watch them walk around the poles.

Just seemed like a weird vibe there. Maybe it was just the night.

MinorBother
12-07-23, 01:27
Any action there? Went once about 6 months ago and it was pretty dead (I was the only guy there and the vultures swarmed immediately). Had one ok dance (no major touching allowed, but otherwise fine) and one air dance (forget about the possibility of touching, dancer even left her top on). Was tempted to go back, wasn't sure if there was anyone worth seeing / avoiding.

MinorBother
01-12-24, 23:12
Any action there? Went once about 6 months ago and it was pretty dead (I was the only guy there and the vultures swarmed immediately). Had one ok dance (no major touching allowed, but otherwise fine) and one air dance (forget about the possibility of touching, dancer even left her top on). Was tempted to go back, wasn't sure if there was anyone worth seeing / avoiding.Anyone have any info?

SoGood456
01-14-24, 02:48
I know some Imperial dancers who dance there sometimes.

I believe it's after hours only now, although another dancer I met at BZ sometimes texts me saying she starts at 8:30 pm, so maybe their is a night shift and then an after hours shift.

I think they posted some videos online a few months back.

I think it is an urban club scene past midnight, looks like a lot of drinking, smoking, loud partying, twerking and ones.

In the past couple of years it was a ok club. I knew some dancers there that are now at Jet and Rio.

Synn NH was a better club, IMO the best club in the greater valley area.

It will be interesting how Imperial North Hills (previously Oddball, just a block or two north of Synn NH) turns out. I think it will open in the next month or so.


Anyone have any info?

MinorBother
01-14-24, 03:45
The location BZ is in seems like one that is either a fantastic hidden spot or real lousy. Guess I will skip it in my rounds. I had hit up Oddball twice before it closed, curious what it will be like when it re-opens.

I have hit up Synn NH as well, some of the dancers are awesome (including one of my current favorites). But many are pushy or GPS as all hell.


I know some Imperial dancers who dance there sometimes.

I believe it's after hours only now, although another dancer I met at BZ sometimes texts me saying she starts at 8:30 pm, so maybe their is a night shift and then an after hours shift.

I think they posted some videos online a few months back.

I think it is an urban club scene past midnight, looks like a lot of drinking, smoking, loud partying, twerking and ones.

In the past couple of years it was a ok club. I knew some dancers there that are now at Jet and Rio.

Synn NH was a better club, IMO the best club in the greater valley area.

It will be interesting how Imperial North Hills (previously Oddball, just a block or two north of Synn NH) turns out. I think it will open in the next month or so.

Amosby7116
01-19-24, 01:19
Do extras happen at Red Tie I follow evee who dances there and I'm trying to see if I can fuck.

SoGood456
01-20-24, 15:59
I met a dancer there a couple years ago who readily met outside after only do a lap at the club. We might have only talked.

But my experience at the club, again once several years ago, once a couple years ago, was that extras would be very difficult as there is virtually no privacy. The regular VIP couches are just completely open in a room, with sparse beaded curtains. You could literally high five the guy getting a VIP next to you. Now if this were KH8, no problem, but it is not KH8 (now closed). They have a special VIP room on the other side of the club, that is mostly enclosed, but has a big open space in one wall overlooking a dance floor / room.

Maybe at night if it is busy and crazy no one would notice, but during the day it would be tough. I am willing to be an exhibitionist, but most dancers even the wild ones are not.

In fact with the dancer mentioned above, we took a break for a couple of months after meeting outside a few times (and these were really wild OTC romps, no prot) and we mutually decided to meet back at the club. So a VIP in the "special" room, and nothing happened, she even brushed away my fly bys. But again, the floor manager, a couple dancers and patrons were sitting right outside with clear views in if they cared to look. I was bummed, 150-250, forget the price, for probably a 30 min VIP. That ended that dalliance for me. Next.


Do extras happen at Red Tie I follow evee who dances there and I'm trying to see if I can fuck.

MinorBother
01-20-24, 23:35
Do extras happen at Red Tie I follow evee who dances there and I'm trying to see if I can fuck.There was one dancer who would covertly play with your dick but was super-scared of getting fired if she did more. From what I understand the girls are quickly fired if caught doing anything in the club.

PelicanT99
01-27-24, 11:13
Do extras happen at Red Tie I follow evee who dances there and I'm trying to see if I can fuck.Pre-COVID I got fucked in that single VIP room a couple times, and regularly got blown and jacked in the multi-couch room. But this was day time with no one in the club. And it depended on the manager on duty. I think they get heat from LEO / City due to late night crowds and parking issues, so laxity probably varies on this week's heat.

Bigger issue was they'd have only 1-3 girls on site during the day. Fortunately I cultivated (I think they call it "groomed" now haha) a couple of the girls and we'd coordinate appearances so I could get my nut and they could get my $ (both in relationships so no OTC).

It's a nice club physically, but it was work to get sex and it's easier elsewhere, even elsewhere in the Valley (like Synn NH). I don't know if management has changed, they may be stricter now. But give it a try and let us know.

MinorBother
03-10-24, 00:31
Anyone check out the revamped Imperial NH? Any info on any action? Used to be Oddball.

MinorBother
03-22-24, 13:32
Since no one else seems to have been there, I decided to stop by last night (Thursday evening). Place was dead at midnight and according to 2 dancers had been all night. Lots of dancers sitting around on their phones. Looks seemed to be all over the place. Tipped a bit and got a dance. Her name was Esmerelda (not my usual type, but seemed friendly enough) and it was one of the worst dances I think I have had. Basically laid on top of me and played with her tits through her body suit, wouldn't give me any mileage, even pushed my hands away as I got close to her breasts. Just moaned and writhed on top of me. I usually leave some sort of tip afterwards (even if only $20), but this time I couldn't wait to leave.

MinorBother
04-22-24, 01:10
Stopped by Saturday night and was kind of amazed at how busy they were. Looked like there was a party going on. Got hooked into a dance with Indica Rose. Lots of mileage, no tip requested (although I did). She definitely was into it. Or faked it very well. Went home happy.

GoodMicWork
05-03-24, 13:32
Does anyone know where Rosie dances now? She hasn't been to spearmint rhino van Nuys in months.

PinTrelder
05-19-24, 15:43
I decided to check it out after being away from clubs in general for some time. A nice place (despite some reputation), but low / no mileage. The girls were all friendly, decent-looking, and they report liking each other and having very little stripper drama. Dances have no privacy and there's no VIP area. Aqua let me DATY / O a little, said to see her at Jet Strip by LAX if I wanted more; another offered HJ for $$ at a couch that's mostly off-camera. Other than that, no offers for extras, all said their rules were touching but not much more (one asked for tip for touching). Danced with about a dozen girls over the weekend. Porn star Ava S. Was there one night, nice to talk to, very cute. Wet Spot next door offers booze.

PinTrelder
05-19-24, 15:51
Anyone check out the revamped Imperial NH? Any info on any action? Used to be Oddball.They're open now but haven't changed neon signage for Valley Ball / Oddball yet. I went there a few days ago, got 3 dances, nothing memorable, extras not offered. Maybe they're available with repeat or familiarity or the right girl.

MinorBother
05-19-24, 19:52
I decided to check it out after being away from clubs in general for some time. A nice place (despite some reputation), but low / no mileage. The girls were all friendly, decent-looking, and they report liking each other and having very little stripper drama. Dances have no privacy and there's no VIP area. Aqua let me DATY / O a little, said to see her at Jet Strip by LAX if I wanted more; another offered HJ for $$ at a couch that's mostly off-camera. Other than that, no offers for extras, all said their rules were touching but not much more (one asked for tip for touching). Danced with about a dozen girls over the weekend. Porn star Ava S. Was there one night, nice to talk to, very cute. Wet Spot next door offers booze.I was there about a year or so ago. The money machine seemed to make it too transactional for my tastes, and the lack of privacy was weird. Heck, you could hear the dancers talking and complaining about clients getting too touchy. The bar next door is a nice touch, but isn't enough of a draw for me.

AsianLove69
05-28-24, 06:46
I decided to check it out after being away from clubs in general for some time. A nice place (despite some reputation), but low / no mileage. The girls were all friendly, decent-looking, and they report liking each other and having very little stripper drama. Dances have no privacy and there's no VIP area. Aqua let me DATY / O a little, said to see her at Jet Strip by LAX if I wanted more; another offered HJ for $$ at a couch that's mostly off-camera. Other than that, no offers for extras, all said their rules were touching but not much more (one asked for tip for touching). Danced with about a dozen girls over the weekend. Porn star Ava S. Was there one night, nice to talk to, very cute. Wet Spot next door offers booze.Can't go wrong with Aqua. Always provides great dances. I know which one you mean that offers the HJ, does she stands out from the others and usually doesn't dance on stage?. Took her up on her offer once but she only charged a bill. I think she also gives discounted couch dances or makes it seem that way. She also always asks for cigarettes. Don't remember her name but I've gotten couch dances from her, they're alright.

GeezerX
09-09-24, 15:55
Has anyone checked out the "new" Imperial Showgirls on Sepulveda? I didn't realize they were the same owners as the Synn Clubs. The website shows hundreds of dancers on the roster, but I suspect it is inflated. Maybe counting girls from other clubs with the same owner? With Synn NH just down the street, I wonder if there is any difference in the club experience? I drove by the other day, but was a bit too early, and they were closed.

GoodMicWork
10-25-24, 17:47
Is it shutdown, is Pinks the new club?

Enspiredz28
01-21-25, 01:44
Been going to this place since my 20's. Went a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday night, good line up but ended up with Lucita. Thick, Latina, late 20's, big ass, nice ds, felt natural. No games, straight up said she'd be DTF for $. , I think the VIP 15 min was $. 80. Man, she was awesome, lfk, put those big melons in my mouth and after a quick CBJ, cfs. She has a pretty face, banging body and she got me going so didn't last long. Good times. There were others there I wanted to try including a Persian girl but didn't get a chance to. I'll be back.

FYI: this is def not a daytime location.