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KevinCostello
10-23-24, 17:20
Not disputing the menu but the photos are wayyyyy old and photoshopped and filtered like crazy- she is much older and I gave her a bad TER review just for being so aggressive with the filters and use of very old pics.
She seemed sweet enough but not a unicorn at all.
That's a HELL of a review. Hard to believe LOL.
I finally booked with this one (picture attached) .
She works out of her house, when I arrived she had family pictures up. Kids were in school I guess. I thought it was a bust.
After flirting a bit I find she's working because husband is a cheapskate. Threw an extra coin and left happy. Part of me is weirded out about the whole thing, but we decided next time would be an outcall appointment and imagine if you have chemistry you get what you want.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-therapist/7798331607.html
The more salient concern would be is hubby going to show up at full mast? LOL.
I finally booked with this one (picture attached) .
She works out of her house, when I arrived she had family pictures up. Kids were in school I guess. I thought it was a bust.
After flirting a bit I find she's working because husband is a cheapskate. Threw an extra coin and left happy. Part of me is weirded out about the whole thing, but we decided next time would be an outcall appointment and imagine if you have chemistry you get what you want.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-therapist/7798331607.html
I finally booked with this one (picture attached) .
She works out of her house, when I arrived she had family pictures up. Kids were in school I guess. I thought it was a bust.
After flirting a bit I find she's working because husband is a cheapskate. Threw an extra coin and left happy. Part of me is weirded out about the whole thing, but we decided next time would be an outcall appointment and imagine if you have chemistry you get what you want.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-therapist/7798331607.htmlBare? FS? Coins?
Homelander2
11-01-24, 18:19
I finally booked with this one (picture attached) .
She works out of her house, when I arrived she had family pictures up. Kids were in school I guess. I thought it was a bust.
After flirting a bit I find she's working because husband is a cheapskate. Threw an extra coin and left happy. Part of me is weirded out about the whole thing, but we decided next time would be an outcall appointment and imagine if you have chemistry you get what you want.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-therapist/7798331607.htmlIs she stacked? Kind of looks like it in the pics but hard to tell. Just HE or did you goto the bedroom?
We would love more details. Seems the board is pretty active. I have businses there hopefully next week. I will do some investigations. I love the under the radar type girls like the one you posted. These are the Gems. Sometimes you have to just take a regular massage which is ok. But when you find the excitement you mentioned. Its good to see thanks.
So a friend of mine said he had this dream he goes: I'm such a loser, curiosity got the best of me and I booked with Christina. $$ two coins for an hour, she was giving me a nice massage and easygoing chat she is a total stoner girl early 40's like her life was a total wild ride from what we talked. When I flipped over she was laughing that I had not tried to grab her ass or whatever and so I did and as easygoing as ever she gets naked and rubs up and down, I got a totally fun BJ from her and then she kinda stopped herself and used her oiled up tits to give me a boobjob till I came all over her. Was relaxing and I could have pushed towards sex but hey this is fine, she's not super hot. I'd text her again if I'm truly desperate. We also laughed about all the asian parlor busts she says there's a lot of heat on asian market which gave her more business like cops aren't busting caucasian parlors since they don't have any trafficking associated as AMPs do. She's super chill, would recommend if you got nowhere to go and nothing to do. Ima try to talk her down from 2 coins if I book again though.
I saw this provider post a lot on CL and here's the latest post:
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-10-5pm/7789524024.html
Comes up as Deleted by Admin.
https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/massge-by-Christina
Asked an innocent how much question and quotes 2 bills for an hour. I know it's expensive but anyone try it?? Results?
We would love more details. Seems the board is pretty active. I have businses there hopefully next week. I will do some investigations. I love the under the radar type girls like the one you posted. These are the Gems. Sometimes you have to just take a regular massage which is ok. But when you find the excitement you mentioned. Its good to see thanks.Not many more details, just throwing money for the kinky power trip of having someone's wife rub one out in the family living room. Like literally there's a massage table next to the L-shape sofa where they watch TV and hang out, next to the kitchen where meals are prepared.. all around YMMV I was already buck fiddy out since I got the 90 minutes so I was like worst case she says no and I never come back. Got a lot of DM's on this. I'd love to hear anyone else's exeprience!
Anyone had an experience?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-treatment-relax/7798649159.html
So a friend of mine said he had this dream he goes: I'm such a loser, curiosity got the best of me and I booked with Christina. $$ two coins for an hour, she was giving me a nice massage and easygoing chat she is a total stoner girl early 40's like her life was a total wild ride from what we talked. When I flipped over she was laughing that I had not tried to grab her ass or whatever and so I did and as easygoing as ever she gets naked and rubs up and down, I got a totally fun BJ from her and then she kinda stopped herself and used her oiled up tits to give me a boobjob till I came all over her. Was relaxing and I could have pushed towards sex but hey this is fine, she's not super hot. I'd text her again if I'm truly desperate. We also laughed about all the asian parlor busts she says there's a lot of heat on asian market which gave her more business like cops aren't busting caucasian parlors since they don't have any trafficking associated as AMPs do. She's super chill, would recommend if you got nowhere to go and nothing to do. Ima try to talk her down from 2 coins if I book again though.I forgot if she used a different name in the past, but this chick has been in the biz for 20 years. She was on the indi board back in the day. She knows the deal, and it's probably a little bit of a YMMV situation. Pics are her but a little misleading. I haven't seen her recently, so can't comment on service these days. I'd say $200 for what she offers is fine but far from spectacular. Nice to hear there was a little bit of sucking; that's cool LOL. Dislike the half-assed 2 min BJ—finish by hand (or tits) play. Again, eh sounds better at $150. Just wanted to throw my 2 c in that she has been around forever.
ThomasDoubt
11-08-24, 15:51
Beware that was only Truchoto experience. I saw her this week. Nothing. Gave all the normal signals but she kept covered at all times. Maybe you have to proposition her but I don't do that.
I finally booked with this one (picture attached) .
She works out of her house, when I arrived she had family pictures up. Kids were in school I guess. I thought it was a bust.
After flirting a bit I find she's working because husband is a cheapskate. Threw an extra coin and left happy. Part of me is weirded out about the whole thing, but we decided next time would be an outcall appointment and imagine if you have chemistry you get what you want.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-therapist/7798331607.html
BadAssCb91
11-08-24, 17:48
Beware that was only Truchoto experience. I saw her this week. Nothing. Gave all the normal signals but she kept covered at all times. Maybe you have to proposition her but I don't do that.Second this. I went to see her and no happiness. She changed her location the morning before to an office building that she shares with someone else. I asked her for HE and she told that she does not do it. Overall pretty good massage and she is beautiful and tall.
Homelander2
11-09-24, 17:55
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/pompano-beach-body-rub-and-more-300/7800413299.html
Any intel on this one? Onlyfans link might mean fake and 300 idk maybe able to negotiate.
But I'm a sucker for a huge pair of tits and the little head is starting to take over.
BadAssCb91
11-09-24, 18:32
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/pompano-beach-body-rub-and-more-300/7800413299.html
Any intel on this one? Onlyfans link might mean fake and 300 idk maybe able to negotiate.
But I'm a sucker for a huge pair of tits and the little head is starting to take over.Take one for the Seniors LOL I love big tits as well.
SandyPants1
11-10-24, 09:22
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/pompano-beach-body-rub-and-more-300/7800413299.html
Any intel on this one? Onlyfans link might mean fake and 300 idk maybe able to negotiate.
But I'm a sucker for a huge pair of tits and the little head is starting to take over.She's real, saw her a few times a few years ago.
Older later with big natural knockers that gave me everything I wanted.
Would have been my regular if she wasn't so expensive.
No one ask me about price either, it's literally in the ad.
Chichef3000
11-10-24, 10:37
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/pompano-beach-body-rub-and-more-300/7800413299.html
Any intel on this one? Onlyfans link might mean fake and 300 idk maybe able to negotiate.
But I'm a sucker for a huge pair of tits and the little head is starting to take over.She worked out of a spa in Hallandale with other ladies. That spa is closed and one lady was arrested, couple others went independent. Her price is a bit pricey.
She's real, saw her a few times a few years ago.
Older later with big natural knockers that gave me everything I wanted.
Would have been my regular if she wasn't so expensive.
No one ask me about price either, it's literally in the ad.Does she do BBFS?
SandyPants1
11-10-24, 16:30
Does she do BBFS?Not that I am aware of.
BusterMcGyver
11-19-24, 15:27
Anyone seen this one?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/hollywood-massage/7803500210.html
(305) 798-3483
GocoloMiami
11-20-24, 00:46
Anyone seen this one?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/hollywood-massage/7803500210.html
(305) 798-3483They work off a SPA on Hollywood BLVD. 180 for very mediocre massage and roaming allowed while fully clothed. Initially I was scheduled for a Monday and drove from south Miami and she did not show. Then when we did meet on Wednesday she tried to upsell me by 100 for a HE. She let up because I reminded her that she stood me up on Monday. Anyway will definitely not repeat. Although very attractive. Don't really recall how I actually got it out of her that Sasha is her friend and works at the same spa. But its like an agency.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hollywood-massage-therapist/7796627788.html
BusterMcGyver
11-20-24, 10:57
They work off a SPA on Hollywood BLVD. 180 for very mediocre massage and roaming allowed while fully clothed. Initially I was scheduled for a Monday and drove from south Miami and she did not show. Then when we did meet on Wednesday she tried to upsell me by 100 for a HE. She let up because I reminded her that she stood me up on Monday. Anyway will definitely not repeat. Although very attractive. Don't really recall how I actually got it out of her that Sasha is her friend and works at the same spa. But its like an agency.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hollywood-massage-therapist/7796627788.htmlHad a similar experience in Boca with this Agency off Federal and around 7100.
(754) 243-3721https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/fort-lauderdale/female-escorts/3217857.
$80 HH, plus minimum tip $120. That was for topless HE, prices went up from there. Too much!
They work off a SPA on Hollywood BLVD. 180 for very mediocre massage and roaming allowed while fully clothed. Initially I was scheduled for a Monday and drove from south Miami and she did not show. Then when we did meet on Wednesday she tried to upsell me by 100 for a HE. She let up because I reminded her that she stood me up on Monday. Anyway will definitely not repeat. Although very attractive. Don't really recall how I actually got it out of her that Sasha is her friend and works at the same spa. But its like an agency.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hollywood-massage-therapist/7796627788.htmlThere's other chick same uniform on Craigslist. But that one has ad too in lc with xxx videos.
Thirsty247
11-25-24, 21:11
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/7776026232.html
Anyone seen her recently?I am not by any means knocking what anyone is into but is this Katmia that you are referring to?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/coral-springs-relaxing-massage/7798724390.html
https://www.tsescorts.com/florida/fort-lauderdale/shemale-escorts/954-478-5908
I am not by any means knocking what anyone is into but is this Katmia that you are referring to?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/coral-springs-relaxing-massage/7798724390.html
https://www.tsescorts.com/florida/fort-lauderdale/shemale-escorts/954-478-5908I clicked on the first link and I was like, what is this dude talking about? Then I clicked on the second link and I was like, oh, okay, now I get it!
I clicked on the first link and I was like, what is this dude talking about? Then I clicked on the second link and I was like, oh, okay, now I get it!Look what the ad says carefully "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery".
OralWonder
11-27-24, 10:08
Look what the ad says carefully "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery".Obviously she has had breast surgery. I wonder if she also had it cut off?
I clicked on the first link and I was like, what is this dude talking about? Then I clicked on the second link and I was like, oh, okay, now I get it!
Look what the ad says carefully "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery".I'm aware, hence the last part of my post "okay, now I get it" once I'd clicked on the second link!
SjipperJoe6969
11-29-24, 02:20
Anyone pull the trigger on her?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-with-kris/7804276647.html
I messaged her, recent photos look like she has an older face; tits still look great. Any detail would be appreciated. I'm sure there's a comment somewhere on this forum, tried searching couldn't find it.
Obviously she has had breast surgery. I wonder if she also had it cut off?It looks like I did the crying game with her. She's a post op and I did get some TS vibes from her so I wasn't able to perform anyway since that's not my thing.
In hindsight, the TS flag went off when I saw the puffy pussy that looked like a catcher's mitt.
We have another false advertiser up the road in West Palm named Nixie (post op) as well and at least more in Palm Beach who's advertising rubs as a undisclosed pre-op.
I don't have a problem with TS people but do have a problem with liars if they don't disclose it.
Anyone pull the trigger on her?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-with-kris/7804276647.html
I messaged her, recent photos look like she has an older face; tits still look great. Any detail would be appreciated. I'm sure there's a comment somewhere on this forum, tried searching couldn't find it.I did. She's in a small place near Sunrise and US1. Nice enough. Got naked. No BJ. Place smelled like dog. Wouldn't repeat but don't regret going.
Anyone pull the trigger on her?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-with-kris/7804276647.html
I messaged her, recent photos look like she has an older face; tits still look great. Any detail would be appreciated. I'm sure there's a comment somewhere on this forum, tried searching couldn't find it.I saw her a few times at her place off Las Olas and again at her current location. Nice enough lady but no spring chicken. Her face tells the tale. Ya got to keep your eyes wide shut. She always blew me and like to have oral on her. She used to go by Karan so I'm not sure why she changed her name. She does have a nice rack. Used to give her a buck or buck twenty depending on how full my wallet was.
Mikey.
We have another false advertiser up the road in West Palm named Nixie (post op) as well and at least more in Palm Beach who's advertising rubs as a undisclosed pre-op.
I don't have a problem with TS people but do have a problem with liars if they don't disclose it.Not sure why you are calling her a "false advertiser" and "liar", she lists "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery. " in her ad headline DUH. If someone is too stupid to read, that is on them. Her CL ad is for a massage so why would she need to list that she was post-op TG? Not everyone advertising on CL is in the hobby. In fact, most are legit masseuses.
Stiffler87
12-05-24, 16:44
Anyone tried before? Paula in Coral Springs.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/coral-springs-therapeutic-massagev/7806996500.html
Anyone tried before? Paula in Coral Springs.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/coral-springs-therapeutic-massagev/7806996500.htmlGet ready Stiffler87 - you're going to get torn a new at $$hole for asking that after all the posts about her the past week.
Homelander2
12-05-24, 22:56
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/hws/d/hallandale-sensual-massage/7807906642.html
Any intel on her? Haven't seen her ad before. Says 150 for a massage and "upgrades available" which implies anything extra costs for extra after that.
Might have GPS can't tell. But the chance to have a giant set of tits in my mouth makes the little head take over idk.
DreamInNsfl
12-06-24, 18:13
Anyone pull the trigger on her?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-with-kris/7804276647.html
I messaged her, recent photos look like she has an older face; tits still look great. Any detail would be appreciated. I'm sure there's a comment somewhere on this forum, tried searching couldn't find it.I saw her back when she was advertising for FS GFE under Zoe. Her face shows her age but she has a great rack. Nice enough but seemed like you needed to take the lead. I got the feeling BBFS might have been on the table depending on YMMV or later visits.
Not sure why you are calling her a "false advertiser" and "liar", she lists "Hi, I'm a transgender who had surgery. " in her ad headline DUH. If someone is too stupid to read, that is on them. Her CL ad is for a massage so why would she need to list that she was post-op TG? Not everyone advertising on CL is in the hobby. In fact, most are legit masseuses.Because the TS ad was just disclosed to the board! She's been advertising as a legit female masseuse on CL but once extras are offered she's a provider. I believe strongly that providers should let hobbyists know what they are buying.
BadAssCb91
12-12-24, 12:26
Jane - https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-body-care-by/7807642586.html.
Saw this one couple days ago. Massage was okay and provided HJ for a fee (room for negotiation). Don't need to DM me, very straight forward.
BadAssCb91
12-12-24, 12:32
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-body-care-service-by/7807854134.html
Anyone seen her. Looking for some intel.
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/hws/d/hallandale-sensual-massage/7807906642.html
Any intel on her? Haven't seen her ad before. Says 150 for a massage and "upgrades available" which implies anything extra costs for extra after that.
Might have GPS can't tell. But the chance to have a giant set of tits in my mouth makes the little head take over idk.Anyone seen her? I messaged her couple times and got no response. Is she real? Those twins look fun to play with.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-body-care-service-by/7807854134.html
Anyone seen her. Looking for some intel.I saw her when she was in Boca. Not much of a massage but all levels available. Her rates are flexible if you push it. Thats not her in the ad but its close. She won't send an actual picture. She's in Ft Lauderdale now at a hotel.
OralWonder
12-12-24, 15:01
I saw her when she was in Boca. Not much of a massage but all levels available. Her rates are flexible if you push it. Thats not her in the ad but its close. She won't send an actual picture. She's in Ft Lauderdale now at a hotel.Wow. Looks really nice. How high were the rates?
Wow. Looks really nice. How high were the rates?Remember it's not her in the ad but she looks good. She wants $100 for a half hour or $150 for the hour. Half hour will be 20 minutes. 45 minutes on the hour.
BadAssCb91
12-12-24, 15:41
Remember it's not her in the ad but she looks good. She wants $100 for a half hour or $150 for the hour. Half hour will be 20 minutes. 45 minutes on the hour.Check your DMs.
Jane - https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-body-care-by/7807642586.html.
Saw this one couple days ago. Massage was okay and provided HJ for a fee (room for negotiation). Don't need to DM me, very straight forward.I saw her in PBC and left her a review. Pretty much a waste of money exploring the levels available for me since she upcharges for the HE and I had to get a hotel since she does outcall only.
I had hoped that my room would have been used a bit more for higher levels of service if you know what I mean.
TNGentleman2
12-21-24, 17:58
Hi Gents,
I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:
Mobilemassage -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-mobile-massage-only-one/7812318809.html
Beautiful Stranger -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-beautiful-stranger/7811419090.html
Healing Hanzz.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-healing-hanzz-body-work/7811538701.html
Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.
SandyPants1
12-21-24, 19:08
Hi Gents,
I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:
Mobilemassage -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-mobile-massage-only-one/7812318809.html
Beautiful Stranger -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-beautiful-stranger/7811419090.html
Healing Hanzz.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-healing-hanzz-body-work/7811538701.html
Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.Hanz worked out of a spa on Oakland park east federal a few months ago all inclusive Decent massage and l1 finish.
Nice man mades on the front porch.
Thank you.
Chichef3000
12-25-24, 13:01
Hi Gents,
I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:
Mobilemassage -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-mobile-massage-only-one/7812318809.html
Beautiful Stranger -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-beautiful-stranger/7811419090.html
Healing Hanzz.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-healing-hanzz-body-work/7811538701.html
Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.Mobile Massage is legit! No endings, don't even try. She will send you to her OF page.
Hi Gents,
I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:
Beautiful Stranger -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-beautiful-stranger/7811419090.html
Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.Saw Beautiful Stranger a few years ago, one of the worst dates ever. Total crackhead and basically a ripoff. She was way tweaked out and couldn't keep focused, would start a BJ and 30 seconds later jump up, look around and them back to BJ. This was the entire date. I just got dressed and left while she demanded a tip. Total waste of $$.
TNGentleman2
12-26-24, 13:39
Thanks for the heads up!
Saw Beautiful Stranger a few years ago, one of the worst dates ever. Total crackhead and basically a ripoff. She was way tweaked out and couldn't keep focused, would start a BJ and 30 seconds later jump up, look around and them back to BJ. This was the entire date. I just got dressed and left while she demanded a tip. Total waste of $$.
Hi Gents,
I was looking to enjoy a good massage with some extra TLC available. These three caught my eye. I am hoping to get some feedback on them or open for suggestions:
Mobilemassage -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-mobile-massage-only-one/7812318809.html
Beautiful Stranger -.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-beautiful-stranger/7811419090.html
Healing Hanzz.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-healing-hanzz-body-work/7811538701.html
Thanks in advance. You're welcome to PM me if you prefer.Mobile Massage is on seeking.
https://members.seeking.com/member/a13e0d2a-c608-4b06-b946-21b830ff56a4
Chichef3000
12-26-24, 22:18
Anyone see Chelsea in Sunny Isles? I am visiting next week and curious to give her a try.
https://tryst.link/massage/massagebychelsea
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hallandale-body-rub/7814322705.html
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hallandale-body-rub/7814322705.htmlSeems like she's as tired of the haggling as we are LOL.
BadAssCb91
01-10-25, 00:34
Anyone seen her before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-body-session/7816072590.html
Couple better pictures here (if that is in fact her in the pictures!
https://harlothub.com/united-states/florida/fort-lauderdale/massage/754-269-7934-9158791707.html
Haven't seen her, but she's on my bucket list.
Anyone seen her before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-body-session/7816072590.html
DirkDigxxx
01-15-25, 12:41
I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:
Vera.
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-outcall-massage-in-palm/7817942064.html
Older (late 40's early 50's) Ukrainian or Russian. Can't tell them apart. Decent body, dressed in heavy professional massage outfit indicating that it's not coming off. She advertised 120 which would include HJ. I didn't find her attractive so I didn't even try to negotiate. Told her she's not young enough for me (she did text me a vintage photo in which she was doable) and she got upset and threw me out. Older motel like building in rundown area of Victoria Park. Oh well, to the next one.
Daria.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-professional-massage/7818171463.html
This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.
Kinsey.
Link is gone.
Been trying to see her for some time. Not the girl in the pic but young and hot I'd say early 30's. Fit and tight and very polite and pleasant. Also Russian / Ukrainian but without the attitude. She also had the 🐓 burn on her upper lip. We got past the pleasantries (150 for standard massage) quickly and down to business. Asked for extra 100 for HE. I countered with 0 and was quickly accepted. Asked her to get naked and allowed me to massage her. She offered this for extra 150. I countered with 0 and was reluctantly accepted. I was encouraged by this interaction and it gave me hope that the war in Ukraine will come to an end through peaceful negotiations. These people are flexible and ready to work to come to an agreement. But then our negotiations hit a snag as she declared that panties must stay on or more money. And that's when I knew that the war in Ukraine will likely continue for a long time. I left but she was very nice about it. I would definitely recommend her.
Finally out of desperation I hit one of the massage places on Oakland Park close to Dixie. Ran into the babe with the photo below. Suffices to say she looked nothing like the photo, older heavier no make you probably mid 40's. She offered 200 for the HR all inclusive but after my running in with the Ukrainian beauties there was no way this would work out. Told her I'm looking for younger and thinner, she wasn't too happy with my comment and was about to say something but bit her tongue and said do you want to meet my friend she's nice and thin. So she parades in this GIDWF who is not bad looking I'd say 50's and good shape, looked ready for action but no way was I going to drop two bills on such talent. I didn't even negotiate just informed them I wasn't staying and at this point the "youngster" unloaded on me for my earlier comment saying she didn't catfish me and that she's not fat, etc. So I got the hell out of Dodge. No happy ending to this story (poon intended).
OralWonder
01-15-25, 17:03
I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:
Vera.
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-outcall-massage-in-palm/7817942064.html
Older (late 40's early 50's) Ukrainian or Russian. Can't tell them apart. Decent body, dressed in heavy professional massage outfit indicating that it's not coming off. She advertised 120 which would include HJ. I didn't find her attractive so I didn't even try to negotiate. Told her she's not young enough for me (she did text me a vintage photo in which she was doable) and she got upset and threw me out. Older motel like building in rundown area of Victoria Park. Oh well, to the next one.
Daria.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-professional-massage/7818171463.html
This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.
Kinsey.
Link is gone.
Been trying to see her for some time. Not the girl in the pic but young and hot I'd say early 30's. Fit and tight and very polite and pleasant. Also Russian / Ukrainian but without the attitude. She also had the 🐓 burn on her upper lip. We got past the pleasantries (150 for standard massage) quickly and down to business. Asked for extra 100 for HE. I countered with 0 and was quickly accepted. Asked her to get naked and allowed me to massage her. She offered this for extra 150. I countered with 0 and was reluctantly accepted. I was encouraged by this interaction and it gave me hope that the war in Ukraine will come to an end through peaceful negotiations. These people are flexible and ready to work to come to an agreement. But then our negotiations hit a snag as she declared that panties must stay on or more money. And that's when I knew that the war in Ukraine will likely continue for a long time. I left but she was very nice about it. I would definitely recommend her.
Finally out of desperation I hit one of the massage places on Oakland Park close to Dixie. Ran into the babe with the photo below. Suffices to say she looked nothing like the photo, older heavier no make you probably mid 40's. She offered 200 for the HR all inclusive but after my running in with the Ukrainian beauties there was no way this would work out. Told her I'm looking for younger and thinner, she wasn't too happy with my comment and was about to say something but bit her tongue and said do you want to meet my friend she's nice and thin. So she parades in this GIDWF who is not bad looking I'd say 50's and good shape, looked ready for action but no way was I going to drop two bills on such talent. I didn't even negotiate just informed them I wasn't staying and at this point the "youngster" unloaded on me for my earlier comment saying she didn't catfish me and that she's not fat, etc. So I got the hell out of Dodge. No happy ending to this story (poon intended).Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.
BadAssCb91
01-15-25, 19:03
Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.I think its this one https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-bodywork-session/7818483052.html.
FriskyFrankie
01-15-25, 22:40
Very informative post. Wish you had a link for door #3.Besides being funny as all hell!
OralWonder
01-16-25, 10:23
I think its this one https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-bodywork-session/7818483052.html.Thank you.
I saw Daria, at the time she did not even entertain a HJ for any amount. Now I'm a fit guy, clean, professional white collar job, she just acted like this was some professional setting. So I went with it and got a mediocre massage. Not terrible but just bland. Regarding the "I hate my job" attitude is 100% accurate. She gets plenty of appointments based on her looks and people's expectations that it'll go somewhere. Funny to see she's now taking cash for HJs.
I was loaded and ready to go but came out disappointed. Quick recap:
Daria.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-professional-massage/7818171463.html
This girl is hot but with a major attitude. Hotter than the photos but got the impression that she really doesn't like this job. Also had a weird burn on her upper lip, either some disease or maybe sucking too much. First parking is a ***** as she works out of a high end rental condo on Fed close to Oakland. Asked for 150 for just the massage plus 100 for HE. Eyes almost popped out of my head, who pays that. I countered with 150 with HE and if she got naked. Said no but offered to shower together for 400. At this point I started to look around the condo for the hidden cam because I was sure I was on Candid Camera. Was expecting for Alan Font to jump out of the closet. But he wasn't there and she threw me out. On to the next one.
Daria is an interesting one because she has been doing this full time for at least 8 years! She knows the fuxing drill. Either (and hopefully not) there's some kind of organized management behind her, or she's delusional. Yes 100% HJ is on the menu. I guess there are some days she isn't feeling it. No I absolutely do not recommend her "massage" for $150. I doubt I would find it worth it even if HJ was included.
The $400 to shower together thing is surprising. Just weird to go from I don't want to give you a HJ to I'll shower with you.
I must say the MF listings these days have taken a big hit in quality.
DirkDigxxx
01-17-25, 12:56
Daria is an interesting one because she has been doing this full time for at least 8 years! She knows the fuxing drill. Either (and hopefully not) there's some kind of organized management behind her, or she's delusional. Yes 100% HJ is on the menu. I guess there are some days she isn't feeling it. No I absolutely do not recommend her "massage" for $150. I doubt I would find it worth it even if HJ was included.
The $400 to shower together thing is surprising. Just weird to go from I don't want to give you a HJ to I'll shower with you.
I must say the MF listings these days have taken a big hit in quality.I wasn't very clear on my post. She initially said 100 extra for HE but I countered with 0 so HE included and as she was about to say OK I brought in the birthday suit outfit request which is when she offered the 400 shower. And no, you don't even get to take the shower head assembly home either.
Looks like these scammers have much time on their hands. Be careful.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/plantation-fl/female-escorts/exotic/lying-male-cammer-featuringgho/650410432332
Happy mongering!
Looks like these scammers have much time on their hands. Be careful.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/plantation-fl/female-escorts/exotic/lying-male-cammer-featuringgho/650410432332
Happy mongering!It amazes me. Some are good and takes some reserach, but most throw up red flags in a heartbeat.
I love the ads that look good, but when you look at more pics (listcrawler) a bunch of different pics come up.
Looks like these scammers have much time on their hands. Be careful.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/plantation-fl/female-escorts/exotic/lying-male-cammer-featuringgho/650410432332
Happy mongering!The non local phone numbers are a big giveaway to the wise.
Anyone. No pic. Quick text reply with expected prices at a deerfield business suite. Hate going in blind to how they look. Like most I am picky.
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/deerfield-beach-therapeutic-massage/7829798072.html
BadAssCb91
03-12-25, 18:48
Spoke to her today and she said HE is included with massage price and if more is needed you cn discuss in person for more $.
Anyone seen her before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/lake-worth-full-body-shaveor-body-scrub/7829938275.html
https://www.beautybymilak.com/general-4
DirkDigxxx
03-13-25, 11:23
Spoke to her today and she said HE is included with massage price and if more is needed you cn discuss in person for more $.
Anyone seen her before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/lake-worth-full-body-shaveor-body-scrub/7829938275.html
https://www.beautybymilak.com/general-4She is the manager and sole provider in a strip plaza spa. Used to have some hot girls working for her who charged 70 for the HR plus 50 tip HE. Those girls were a pain in the ass to manage so she let them go. At the price that she quoted you that a very good deal. She's no spring chicken but not old hag and is a fair and straightforward person.
Spoke to her today and she said HE is included with massage price and if more is needed you cn discuss in person for more $.
Anyone seen her before?
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/bts/d/lake-worth-full-body-shaveor-body-scrub/7829938275.html
https://www.beautybymilak.com/general-4I was told when I spoke with her (or someone else there) that they did not do massages. Only body scrubs and that they are "better" than a massage.
I was told when I spoke with her (or someone else there) that they did not do massages. Only body scrubs and that they are "better" than a massage.She's a nice person and the menu discussed in person will have the items you like.
Can't find the results on this one:(probably not worth it).
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/hallandale-healing-bodywork/7838627234.html
Use to be on MF. Any intel? Will share other intel in the DM.
Thanks.
Duttycup123
04-04-25, 11:05
Any information on this one would be highly appreciated, just came across her page and might visit her on my next trip in town. Thanks.
SandyPants1
04-04-25, 23:40
Any information on this one would be highly appreciated, just came across her page and might visit her on my next trip in town. Thanks.Saw her a while ago, she's nice but kind of odd. She got upset and thought I was bailing because I was five minutes late.
Crappy massage but got FS included in her donation, nice body.
Don't remember the donation.
Any information on this one would be highly appreciated, just came across her page and might visit her on my next trip in town. Thanks.If you do take the plunge please advise of the donation.
I don't usually do massage for anything but L2, but might with her.
Be careful though, the hits below came up when I Googled her phone#, doesn't look like the same person. IF that is her number in the title "Body works . East Oaklan Park Blvd (East oakland Park blvd 645 two 010675)"
https://knotlesstouch.com/listing/lucy-2/
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage/7836681343.html
SandyPants1
04-06-25, 14:41
If you do take the plunge please advise of the donation.
I don't usually do massage for anything but L2, but might with her.
Be careful though, the hits below came up when I Googled her phone#, doesn't look like the same person. IF that is her number in the title "Body works . East Oaklan Park Blvd (East oakland Park blvd 645 two 010675)"
https://knotlesstouch.com/listing/lucy-2/
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage/7836681343.htmlThat's her in those links, she actually looks better in person than in her photos.
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-by-maryna/7835473131.html
Used to be my UTR, until she found religion. Anybody still seeing her? Last time I saw her was "massage" only 🤦8205;9794;65039;.
That's her in those links, she actually looks better in person than in her photos.Talk about a difference?
BadAssCb91
04-07-25, 08:44
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws/d/fort-lauderdale-massage-by-maryna/7835473131.html
Used to be my UTR, until she found religion. Anybody still seeing her? Last time I saw her was "massage" only 🤦8205;9794;65039;.Last time I saw her I got yelled for reach to touch her ass when she used to be completely naked and allowed FIV. I would love to see her again if she is back to her old ways because the massage was fantastic.
Duttycup123
04-09-25, 16:01
If you do take the plunge please advise of the donation.
I don't usually do massage for anything but L2, but might with her.
Be careful though, the hits below came up when I Googled her phone#, doesn't look like the same person. IF that is her number in the title "Body works . East Oaklan Park Blvd (East oakland Park blvd 645 two 010675)"
https://knotlesstouch.com/listing/lucy-2/
https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale-massage/7836681343.htmlWell the reviews on her are pretty much neutral, nothing good and nothing too terrible. Now visiting her will depend on the day and my mood. LOL.
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