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Frank Booth
01-26-06, 12:13
Maybe why his father was so pissed he got hitched...
Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:31
A great threesome...
Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:33
Before Marriage
Frank Booth
01-31-06, 17:33
After Marriage
I read a story about this dude named Ken Pinyan in Washington State. Guys, I'm just going to tell you that Ken is dead now; in fact, he was dead an hour after this event occured. If you are faint of heart, don't watch this. I post this simply for satire and irony, it is sick but it's like a train wreck; you can't not watch it once you hear the story. Normally I say whatever floats your boat, i don't have a problem with, in this case, Ken got what Ken asked for.
Whoever the moderator is, please watch this BEFORE you let it be posted. If you deem it inappropriate, just let them google it. But, I read this story this morning after reading my morning news at fark.com and I can't get it out of my head.
http://www.zfilter.com/z.php?id=20148
Frank Booth
02-01-06, 22:24
Holy Shit.
KC Questor
02-02-06, 01:05
Videos of a guy getting boned in the ass by a horse are not really that funny to begin with. When the guy dies, that's a step down the humor ladder.
Holy Shit.Q:"Trigger, did you consent to be with Gene?"
A: "Neigh!!"
A horse is a horse, of course.
Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:54
Had to find something to help me forget the horse thing...
Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:56
Another Snowman
Frank Booth
02-02-06, 15:58
Can you determine which seagull is female?
Boobi Fett
02-03-06, 09:06
Another SnowmanFrank,
Great pic. It was actually taken at my Alma Matta in Rochester, NY. Take 8 months of snow, add in very few women and the engineers need some form of a creative outlet. As we would say . . . come to RIT where the men are men so are the women and the sheep are scared.
Da Fett
So thats what her face looks like when I sneak it in the brown blinker!
SeekPetite
02-03-06, 15:00
After Marriage
Frank,
That one looks like before marriage. The attached is after marriage.
Frank Booth
02-06-06, 21:20
Frank,
As we would say . . . come to RIT where the men are men so are the women and the sheep are scared.
How about the horses?
Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:46
When Name Calling Isn't Swearing
Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:48
What We Won't See On The Ice in Torino
Frank Booth
02-07-06, 18:49
Sexual Harassment
PsyberZombie
02-08-06, 10:33
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1176059812985535666
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1481148241870512581
Zombie,
Now we all might understand why so many men have to monger to get sex. Hahaha!
Daddy Lows
02-09-06, 04:25
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e133/mysguidednlv/WTF.jpg
Looks like a southern state, right?
Peace
http://www.wonka.com/global/0000by_laffy2.gif
Frank Booth
02-09-06, 12:00
Very Scary
Frank Booth
02-09-06, 12:02
Not For Kids
how sick is it when cartoons can make you horny ? ? ?
PsyberZombie
02-11-06, 09:15
how sick is it when cartoons can make you horny ? ? ?
Are you kidding ??
There's an entire Japanese Industry devoted to pornographic cartoons
Run a Google search on the term " Hentai "
Hentai is a sub·genre of 'Manga' and 'Anime'
A male fan of this stuff is known as a " Moé " [ the word 'moé' it·self means 'fetish' ]
Aren't you glad you asked ??
LOL, Psyber! I was speaking tongue in cheek.
Here's another animated gif, a cartoon but not hentai.
another cartoon b***h, very flexible . . .
Love it when the cartoonists put bullshit in it's place.
LoveLOS
Frank Booth
02-13-06, 12:49
Monkey and Bart
Frank Booth
02-13-06, 12:51
Avon Calling...
Frank Booth
02-21-06, 14:37
Sunbathing
animated gif happy ending
Best Tx Monger
03-16-06, 18:46
Bush doing the Texas Salute !!!
-007
Warpig2000
03-18-06, 15:30
If only it were this easy in real life ;)
Flash animation link:
http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html
A 'police lineup' of about two dozen different twentysomething females in all different forms of casual wear. Mouse over any one girl and her clothes dissapear.
Das Ubersoldat
03-20-06, 20:41
Not For KidsYeah, but would you wanna stick yer meat in that? I mean think about it, its kinda like Homer giving you a BJ.
If only it were this easy in real life ;)
Flash animation link:
http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html
A 'police lineup' of about two dozen different twentysomething females in all different forms of casual wear. Mouse over any one girl and her clothes dissapear.This was taken from a posture study done in Stockholm about 3 years ago.
PsyberZombie
04-30-06, 09:14
Women 101 =
http://*******.com/nypdc
Daddy Lows
05-01-06, 02:55
Psyber,
That hit the spot. LMAO. Thanks.
Peace
PsyberZombie
05-15-06, 15:31
No ..... not DOING Aerobics
.... Watching Hot Chicks do them !!
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2660147?showw=no&refsite=7119
I feel better already !!
p.s. = Betcha you can't watch this video just *once* !!
here are a couple of my favorites.
Benchseats Rock
05-17-06, 02:19
This was taken from a posture study done in Stockholm about 3 years ago.
My girlfriend pointed out that if you click on a girl you get the reverse shot too.
You gotta love the Swedes.
Mister Quick
05-23-06, 09:49
A friend sent this to me in a forwarded email. Did not see any contact info so not sure where it is from.
Baltimonger
05-23-06, 10:02
A friend sent this to me in a forwarded email. Did not see any contact info so not sure where it is from.
From this site (http://www.thamike.com/faux_newz/315_328/315_328.html)
Mister Quick
06-02-06, 17:34
Did not think this was a big enough problem to warrant a product. An old friend who did not know my iwfe died sent this to me since he knew there was a midget who was always hitting on her in college.
PsyberZombie
07-05-06, 09:44
Admit it , guys = we've ALL had 'blind dates' with chicks like Propecia =
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2673381
Punch-fucked by a Ninja Turtle . . .
I'm framing this one . . .
PsyberZombie
07-12-06, 09:13
There is over 600 pages of photagraphes on this site & alotta droobs only post theyre jokes & gypps there & no good pitchers much any. Only them snap-shots ov fat scrubbers that mostly look like Shithouse Sally on a good day.
Me mate Jackson should get a good mate to wade thru them all & collect up all the righty-fine ones ov only bonzer beauts & pretty-bird young nippers and put them in a special section fer hard mates with a good right hand.
### Salty
This one's just for You & Mary Palmer , Salty =
The loverly Miss Christina ('http://www.needforfun.com/adultfun/sexychristinawithherbouncingboobs.html')
and maybe in your hands, too . .
I once knew a b***h who stuffed ping pong balls in her ass . . .
Warpig2000
07-18-06, 02:11
to his ATF Streetwalker....
I never knew tit-biting was so damn funny!
"And how was your day, dear?"
"uh, uh, oh fuck, uh, just fine, Mom,thanks"
We've all got wants . . .
She can suck the chrome off a bathroom fixture . . . LOL!
Baltimonger
07-22-06, 20:48
Check out this news story about a fire in California. It's no laughing matter, until they interview Mike Litoris. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BoSrZshWTw)
Check out this news story about a fire in California. It's no laughing matter, until they interview Mike Litoris. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BoSrZshWTw)
RFLMAO!?!?! Mike Litoris? I wish the news b*tch had read that name LOL!
Seva Lurker
08-06-06, 10:34
Was up in Williamsburg this weekend and ran across this sign. Obviously the Civil War is still going strong in Virginia. Can anyone tell me which way is East???
PsyberZombie
08-07-06, 08:27
Was up in Williamsburg this weekend and ran across this sign. Obviously the Civil War is still going strong in Virginia. Can anyone tell me which way is East???
Here's one from Boston which should give you a good idea why I try never to drive there
Some celeb photos which make you think twice about the "natural" look.
PsyberZombie
08-12-06, 09:32
http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/
KC Questor
08-12-06, 22:00
Psyber's link will change when the comic is updated. A more permanent link is:
http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2006/08/12/
Click this guys.
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
check out the b*tch in the photo
Summer Cummings makes a fabulous hood ornament
Ward was too hard on her beaver . . .
AkronGuy57
09-25-06, 11:37
We all have to make chooices as to how we spend our money!
Benchseats Rock
09-26-06, 09:04
Summer Cummings makes a fabulous hood ornament
I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.
Benchseats Rock
I never had a good enough reason to buy myself a pickup truck.
Thank you for giving me one.
Benchseats Rock
You're welcome!
How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?
Bend It
Wonderful! Wish *I* had seen and taken that picture!
How did that old jingle go - a Coke and a smile?
Bend It
We'll see how long she's laughing after he punch f*cks her . . .
Bush inserts, but he can't pull out
An animated gif - He's brilliant!
An animated gif - He's brilliant!This was altered, it was clinton that had the caps on the binoculars.
KC Questor
10-13-06, 01:06
The Clinton pic was a different one:
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/binoculars.asp
this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson
Those titties are fuckin' huge!
a good use for the empties . . .
I find this pretzel b*tch to be strangely erotic.
Mommy and Daddy are so proud of their little girl - who is paying the rent by wh*ring herself out to screw midgets on film. Priceless, indeed . . .
What can I say--really--don't we appreciate it when they say it like they think it is (or... actually MAY be?) And, admit it, we love a little ***** in our women, sort of like cayenne pepper in a Mexican dish... Makes them interesting.
Love the picture--thanks.
For reference, here it is:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=33125
Giani
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...
this stupid c*nt needs to be taught a lesson
Benchseats Rock
10-24-06, 11:12
JACKSON: please explain the new censorship software...
HERE (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06) is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock
Benchsheats:
Sheesh. EXC-U-U-U-U-U-SE me. Mea culpa. Try to compliment a poster for his post, and one gets whacked...
In the future, I will try to "act like" a Senior member (like yourself???). Hey--maybe in the future, you could treat posters with some respect in this arena...
Am I supposed to apologize for not previously noticing that b*tch is a forbidden word? OK--count me as a newbie.
Please accept my profound apology...
Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
HERE (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=posting_questions#faq_posting_questions_06) is the page in the FAQ's that you should already have been familiar with. You're a Senior member: act like one. If not for yourself, then for the newbies.
Benchseats Rock
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...
Hoping for better commraderie on this forum. Do we HAVE to cut each other down for our learning experiences?
Giani
P.S. Thanks for the citation--Interesting that fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, etc are not allowed, but the verb to b*tch is not allowed...You have to be a comrade; before commraderie exists.
On another note, I do oh so love that "fuck" word. :D
Zhuxi
Giani:
One easy one to remember, terms that can be construed as derogatory to women aren't allowed. If in doubt, preview your post. This site is about searching for women for sexual gratification. We should not be bad mouthing them or fellow mongers.
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair; while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict; look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. DO whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Benchseats Rock
10-28-06, 23:38
P.S. This is new (and NOT necessarily good). I wrote out the name for a female dog (b*tch) in the above text, and it got magically transformed into *****. I tried it twice, same result.
"This is new" means you haven't RTFF'd at all. Sin #1
"and NOT necessarily good" is the part that pissed me off. Had you written the same post without this bit, my tone would have been completely different.
Benchseats Rock
Hardwood123
10-31-06, 17:20
Dr Seuss revisited...
A submissive b*tch gets a helping hand and fist . . .
I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica . . .
A brilliant b*tch doing what she does best, for laughs . . .
I wouldn't let this fucked up b*tch cook my food - I'd be afraid.
maybe I need to get some, because this isn't looking half-bad to me . . .
I'd like to give each of these c*unts a lesson in jackhammer blowjobs.
Easy money. All she had to do was:
1. get ridiculous funbags bolted onto her chest, screaming to everyone who sees her that she's a f*ck toy
2. go to LA and ***** herself to porn producers
3. get cast in a movie called "Gag Factor" where she laid on her back, with her head hanging over the edge, while a 9" dick slammed in and out of her mouth while she made involuntary "guag guag guag" sounds
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!
Headfirst, are you old enough to be here? How old is this joke you are telling? The fact that you thought this is funny, you have to be 12 or something.
Now if you really want a funny Lewinsky joke:
"Monica Lewinsky told this month's Cosmo magazine that if it weren't for Bill Clinton, she would be a mom now, with two kids. Really? Not the way she was doing it." —Jay Leno
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!
(quote): I *respect* a man who gets his dick sucked by a c*unt like Monica.
Did you hear that Monica completed medical school but the state licensing board rejected her and wouldn't allow her to become a doctor? They said it was because she sucked as an intern!
Well, Headfirst, it made me laugh!
Warpig2000
11-11-06, 20:22
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...
Fair warning for the ladies here, from those of us who have (or would like to THINK we have) something in common with John Holmes...
That's classic, Warpig. I think I'm going to make these into business cards . . . LOL!
Benchseats Rock
11-22-06, 02:29
Fighting Stickmen.
Benchseats Rock
11-24-06, 02:07
How much stuffing is enough?
I'd say about that much :)
Is that a real doll?
YOu need to post a warning:
"NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES!"
Giani
Kermit the Frog
Benchseats Rock
11-28-06, 12:44
YOu need to post a warning:
"NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES!"
Giani
Hmmm....
A presentation by the Monger's television workshop.
Baltimonger
11-28-06, 18:49
Miss Piggy ate Kermit!
Speaking of that:
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
At 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.
BigTigg
Member #5805
11-29-06, 03:36
Hey Bigg Tigg:
How about: You may want to be standing near a garbage can or toilet because you will vomit when you look at this.
I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.
BigTigg
Benchseats Rock
11-29-06, 03:44
"Now where did I put my turkey baster?"
BigTigger,
What the Ri Designer said is right. Wow. That's all I can say. I wish I didn't click on that. On a side note, I wonder how much sex she gets.
I just could not believe this pic.... can't even think of a caption.
BigTigg
She's so fat you could poke her belly button.
Member #5805
11-29-06, 19:25
Junky:
From the looks of it that may be the only place you will be able to poke her.
Unless of course you want to attempt Cowgirl :)
She's so fat you could poke her belly button.
Benchseats Rock
11-29-06, 20:05
Junky:
From the looks of it that may be the only place you will be able to poke her.
Unless of course you want to attempt Cowgirl :)
I think you meant unless of course you want to attempt the cow.
To try to flush out the images of the whale-of-a woman pix recently posted...
You may have seen some of these, but I think they are hilarious, and cut straight down to the truth...
Giani
Thanks Giani
I needed a diversion myself!!
BigTigg
"Sexual Consent" -- just about the funniest net-video I've seen this year. A couple in bed -- and their lawyers -- negotiate the terms of the night's nookie.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent
PsyberZombie
12-03-06, 10:14
Hey !! I recognize that "chest for you" girl !!
It's Christina =
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=448238&postcount=56
KC Questor
12-03-06, 14:11
Christina looks good in a t-shirt.
For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.
Benchseats Rock
12-03-06, 23:19
For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.
I thought you said at first that it reminded you of Homer Simpson. Well, it still can, lookee here what I dug up for you. You can thank me later. Damn edit button.....
Benchseats Rock
12-03-06, 23:25
Betcha can't just poke it once.
You did better than I at finding the image! I spent some fruitless time looking on the web for the famous shot:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=34417
Yep--sure is some sweet looking beaver. I hear there are more? If anyone has 'em, I bet I'm not the only one ready and willing to view 'em.
Thanx,
Giani
P.S. Thanks to those who not only identified Christina, but provided some other interesting tight tee shirt shots of her!
For some odd reason, i'm digging Britney's freshly shorn taco and cesarean scar.
Benchseats Rock
12-04-06, 13:59
Yep--sure is some sweet looking beaver. I hear there are more? If anyone has 'em, I bet I'm not the only one ready and willing to view 'em.
Thanx,
Giani
This is what I've got so far, here ya go.
Benchseats Rock
Monger Forever
12-04-06, 20:05
But Britney's snatch aint all That !! She let me down !!!
Trick Williams
12-04-06, 21:07
LOL!!! Nice "kooder" pics Bench.
Pussy Hound
12-04-06, 22:36
I knew it would only be a matter of time before we got to see Brit's snatch, on film. Of course I figured it would be getting stuffed in some sex tape release. But this will do fine.
Besides Brtiney there pictures of JLo getting out of a limo wearing no panties and one of Jena Bush on the beach changing into a bathing suit her bush was bushy. :P
that is a nasty beaver -- would not get me excited.
Someone please post the JLo pics (have not seen or heard of those before).
Didn't she do a GREAT job of getting our attention (as well as the rest of the world's)?
Next, let's see her BJ technique compared to Paris'... Can that be that far off in the future?
Giani
This is what I've got so far, here ya go.
Benchseats Rock
Benchseats Rock
12-05-06, 18:05
Next, let's see her BJ technique compared to Paris'... Can that be that far off in the future?
Giani
She'll probably charge too much. Oh..... you meant video..... I hear that there is something, or am I thinking of Jessica Simpson?
Call Me Booger
12-05-06, 18:14
I heard Britneys ex K-Fed has some sex tapes of them together. So, it's probably a matter of time before it hits the net.
I still have never seen the full version of the Paris tape. Anyone know of a free site to view it?
Any nude pics of Janet Jackson out there?..I ave seen em, but cant put my finger on what site had em.
I must be getting old but I'd rather have the SLR.
Baldy Cruiser
12-09-06, 13:04
SANTA sent this to me today.
I got busted. LMAO.
BALDY CRUISER
Baltimonger
12-09-06, 13:52
Food names from around the world:
Baltimonger
12-09-06, 13:57
More food names from around the world:
Baltimonger
12-09-06, 14:00
More food names from around the world, part 3:
Some more Naughty Food Names for you.
What they say might be true one may be born gay take a look for yourself.
On the other hand I find this to be the expression of us!
Happy Holidays to all of you
Just Me 69
12-11-06, 23:48
What they say might be true one may be born gay take a look for yourself.It is proven in the Animal world that, there are males with males, and females living with females.
Were these animals born GAY?
Or did they decide to one day say,
I think I will live a GAY life style, and have society attack me?
I personally believe, people are born Gay.
I have a uncle just a little bit older than myself. I have to be careful when I engage in conversation with him, as he is gay and can only relate to relationships with men.
Not something personally I'm interested in hearing about. However he says as far back as he can remember hanging out with all the guys as they stood in the front talking about she's got a nice ass, he stood behind them thinking to himself your`s sure looks good.
He also believes he was born this way. I don't really harp on people who are gay as long as the keep it to themselves.
Just one opinion of many
AJ
It is proven in the Animal world that, there are males with males, and females living with females.
Were these animals born GAY?
Or did they decide to one day say,
I think I will live a GAY life style, and have society attack me?
I personally believe, people are born Gay.
Benchseats Rock
12-12-06, 22:31
I am not gay, I have no problems with Men who are gay..
My question is ; two gay men have anal sex
What is the difference, with Men who post on this board as being macho men, who enjoy anal sex with a female?
I am not into Anal sex, has never been a desire for me, I enjoy sex doggy style, but my penis in a vagina not a ass hole.
I think Men who enjoy and seek anal sex, could be GAY.
You are such a fucking moron it ain't even funny.
By your "reasoning" I suppose that you would say that because gay guys suck cock and also get their cocks sucked, that men who seek and enjoy oral sex could be gay as well - and that just begs the question.... when you're reporting about your bbbjtcim for $30, exactly who is giving it to you?
Benchseats Rock
Boy if this doesn't hold true!
To fucking funny Bench!
I knew someone was going to jump all over this.
Here's a happy Wednesday for you Common Man.
You are such a fucking moron it ain't even funny.
- and that just begs the question.... when you're reporting about your bbbjtcim for $30, exactly who is giving it to you?
Benchseats Rock
Benchseats Rock
12-14-06, 02:41
You did not include the complete quote from Bench.
You deleted the part where Bench talks about sucking cock.
If you are going to quote, do it all.
Can someone please teach this self-hating homophobe how to read english?
Bench,
You can teach some of the people sometimes, but you can't teach some people ever.
A wh*re making her parents proud . . .
A sl*t doing what she does best . . .
Two b*tches bobbing on Santa's knob . . .
Stupid c*unt blowing a mascot . . .
Benchseats Rock
12-14-06, 17:50
Now it's Mother F
I shouldn't have called you a motherfucker and have edited the report (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=486483&postcount=190).
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates", Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."
And So The Holiday Season Begins..
Member #5805
12-15-06, 19:11
that post belongs in the stories section not the Photos Section.
Although I enjoyed it regardless of where it was located.
Thanks A-J
Member #5805
12-15-06, 19:27
and I would hate to have any of you end up like this.
Just Me 69
12-15-06, 20:34
What a great invention, the computer.
Just Me 69
12-15-06, 20:36
How can you not love your computer?
How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations:
Philly Slim
12-18-06, 11:45
I found this with some old photos.
Happy Holidays to all my Nutty Friends.
This b*tch is practicing her very best talent . . .
Now this is an interracial I would like to see . . .
Benchseats Rock
12-19-06, 18:06
Now this is an interracial I would like to see . . .
There is something so wrong about that picture yet, there is something so right about it at the very same time. Good digging there my friend.
Suck it, b*tch! Ho Ho Ho!
There is something so wrong about that picture yet, there is something so right about it at the very same time. Good digging there my friend.
Hi Bench! I just can't get out of my mind an image of Nancy with her eyes bugging out as she tries to cram T's dick into her mouth. Its soooo wrong . . .
Benchseats Rock
12-19-06, 23:08
Hi Bench! I just can't get out of my mind an image of Nancy with her eyes bugging out as she tries to cram T's dick into her mouth. Its soooo wrong . . .
I pity the fool who just says no.
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .
Amosskittow
12-20-06, 13:33
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .
<Dr. McCoy> "He's DEAD, Jim!" </Dr. McCoy>
I saw this picture on a ******* c*nt's website - I think someone needs to show her how to stretch her mouth wiiiiiidddddeeee.
Vbgent4u2c
12-20-06, 17:24
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .
How did he find the hole?
Or is he just doing the folds?
He is a brave man though. I wouldn't let a mountain get on me.
LOL!
Larks Tongue
12-20-06, 21:17
I can't hold it.
What a shame, she's got some nice tits on her.
Three gay guys are in a hot tub.
One of the guys notices semen floating on the top of the water and says
"Alright, which one of you guys farted?"
This is for the fat woman.
Are those thongs or are they simply regular bottoms that were "eaten" by their asses?
Van
This is for the fat woman.
One more for you, Common Man!
So why is it so funny to see b*tches in pleasure/pain? Don't know, don't really care . . .
PsyberZombie
12-23-06, 11:37
.... and here's what your wife or S.O. *really* wants =
PsyberZombie
12-26-06, 17:44
There are some *great* bargains to be had now , so you can get that special gift for that special person in your life
.... and don't forget YOU !!
toy 4 & toy 6 = For yer favorite Ho
toy 16 & toy 3 = For YOU , because you're special , too !!
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Daddy Lows
12-27-06, 03:09
Post down below..... uhhhhhh.... was that supposed to be funny?
Peace?
Just some pix I've found during the last week.
Daddy Lows
12-28-06, 03:14
Robux,
LOL. Like the wartime poster. BTW, I've a nephew who goes to Bishop Montgomery in Torrance. The girls look like that photo you put up 'cept they don't wear granny panties anymore. You can see the crack and everything cuz they like to wear thongs. That's what he says and I believe him. Damn, his generation is so lucky, huh?
Peace
I have a friend who is a High School Teacher. He told me, some girls will come in without panties, and sit up front spread their legs and smile.Those would be the girls who are getting "A's" in the class, right?
Well, desert and dessert are spelled a lot alike.
Life's a b*!ch and then we end up with one.
KC Questor
01-02-07, 19:50
Love the hooters pic. Reminds me of the great line by George Carlin:
Have you ever noticed that women who don't want to be treated as sex objects are women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
Benchseats Rock
01-02-07, 20:14
LE on duty
Or in a carbohydrate induced coma.
Double Nickle
01-03-07, 18:10
Don't make fun of a chinese chef or you may end up on the menu. -55
A psychiatrist was administering a Rorschach inkblot test to his patient. The doctor showed the first blot and asked what it resembled.
"That's two poodles having sex," replied the patient.
To the second inkblot, the patient said, "That's a naked gal leaning out a window, telling all the men who go by to come in and have sex with her."
The doctor showed him the third inkblot. "That's a pair of crotchless panties," the patient said.
Unable to withstand this any longer, the doctor blurted out, "You have a filthy, disgusting mind!"
"Look who's talking!" the patient cried. "You're the one with all the dirty pictures."
This is perfectHell Yeah OCcoach,
This woman is perfect, come back from golf, there are four holes for you and the rest of the foursome and no way for this woman to complain. Silence is golden. Which End do you feed.
ROFLMAO
Big Red
Benchseats Rock
01-08-07, 01:38
Explain this? This is not a trick photo.
I think the url explained it perfectly well. After all, I had to go puke in the dumpster after I opened the pic. I am sure that I am not alone....
Laughter will ease tension.
Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:
The URL for Ms No Tits:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646
On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)
Giani
Rosie O'Donnell hates these things, she quit smoking immediately.
The person is definitely Paris. However, the words on the hoodie are obviously a Photo Shop job.
I also kinda think that she was Photo Shopped onto the background. The lighting just isn't quite right in the background, especially on the left side. The people on that side would be brighter. Even if just a fill flash was used, the guy ever her right shoulder (pic left) would have more highlights, like the girl on Paris's left. (pic right)
Just MHO on pasting Paris onto the background, but, the wording on the shirt is obviously faked.
Wallie
Unless my eyes deceive me, Ms. No Tits is indeed Paris. If you know, let us know:
The URL for Ms No Tits:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35646
On the other hand, since when does Paris slum with the rest of us (check out the crowd...)
Giani
Larks Tongue
01-09-07, 21:25
Men and Breast
I hire that girl if I were the boss.
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.
Hieroglyphics
01-10-07, 02:34
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.I feel so much better now.
No Doubt about that.
The wording is added, as are most pictures on fun web sites, if you search long enough you will find the same photo with different captions.
Example, the fat young boy, "I eat pussy first date"
Has been seen as "I fuck first date"
Paris Hilton is a smart dumb blonde, she has a small inheritance, she has a income over a million a year, by playing A DUMB BLONDE.
Tomjones727
01-10-07, 10:23
See all those huge horse cocks are fake.I have seen clips from that sight and have always been pissed that these retards think people fall for the obviosly fake cocks. Have you ever noticed that they never show the guys without something blocking the base of their junk (except, obviously, this photo).
the rarely photographed Floridian Squirrel.
Life is too short for drama & petty things,
so kiss slowly, laugh insanely,
Love truly and forgive quickly
Happy Hunting
AJ
Member #5805
01-15-07, 13:22
It is a nice one.
Member #5805
01-15-07, 13:24
Why can't these be standard issue
I can indefinitely relate to these guys. My favoritism's definitely lean toward`s shaved Pudden Tang.
I would imagine there are a lot of "married" guys out there who are saying "Right On!"
Here is the link to this cartoon:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=35890
Thanks CM,
Giani
Two lips and two different request.
Double Nickle
01-17-07, 21:56
Wanton, definition 3: Not chaste. Thorndike Barnhart Dictionary
No wonder there are 1.3 billion Chinese. (OK, they spell it a little differently.)
Double Nickle
01-18-07, 06:33
That's what they all say, right CM?
Member #5805
01-18-07, 18:32
The reason women don't change the oil
There is a huge difference between women.
We have beautiful women in this country fully qualified to be talk show hosts, etc. But we have a dominant culture that favors homosexuals and ugly women. When was the last time you saw a truly sexy women -- who presented herself as a woman as the subject of your pic does -- who was shown any ounce of respect in the media? The feminist revolution led to a take-over of all media but ugly women and fags -- and in the case in question one in the same. As big an asshole as "The Donald" is, he is right about her. She is ugly in every possible way and just a horrible person and in no way funny. She was never funny, not even when she was faking it on her show talking about her "Tom Cruise Moments" (a fat dyke lusting over a skinny fag). She is where she is because she is a big fat dyke whose ascension has helped further the cause. Talk to any woman who as been educated in a liberal arts college in the last 10-20 years and you'll hear about the "dominant patriarchy" and the need to fight the oppression all women vis-a-vis women like that in the picture you posted (the babe not the dyke). Two generations of attractive women have been hoodwinked by 2% the population made up of "Rosie" types who to their credit have been hugely successful in fucking up our world and our culture in this country. Turn on the t.v. anywhere else in the world -- or tune-in Telemundo here -- and you see REAL WOMEN who you would actually like to fuck and who show their assets. Here, they we fighting to get rid of cheerleaders and any of last remnants of a culture before the comprehensive emasculation.
Double Nickle
01-22-07, 07:51
Why did Rosie O'Donnell go to Holland? Because she hoped somebody would stick a finger in the dyke.
Larks Tongue
01-22-07, 21:46
There is a huge difference between women.
We need more TV women hosts like they have in Italy.
Double Nickle
01-23-07, 15:51
While Hillary Is Out Campaigning Slick Willy Is Keeping Himself Busy!
Hi,
I sincerely appreciate your reports, but...
Would you please STOP capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!
JacksonThis is text (not all caps). For making Jackson uncapitalize the first letter of the second word to last word of your text we are going to flame you up, divide you up, and serve you up at the Big Wong, Wonton Garden, and New Big Wang restaurants in New York Chinatown. Yum, this pork fried rice tastes good today. :)
KC Questor
01-24-07, 03:05
He didn't use ALL CAPS. He Capitalized Every Word Of His Report. Jackson didn't fix it, just asked him not to do it.
Double Nickle
01-25-07, 08:47
Be on the lookout for a sex ring operating between Miami, Florida and Hedonism II.
Double Nickle
01-28-07, 18:32
...We no have pets, you are having , sim goo bok( dead cat wise ass american)I love Canal Street in NY Chinatown but Big Wong Restaurant, Wonton Garden, and New Big Wang Restaurant are on Mott Street just off Canal. Today's selection is on Bayard Street a few steps from Mott. On the menu tube steak, bearded clam, and for her dessert: common man-go. :)
Just call me Mr Sim Goo Bok (but I prefer my pussy live, not cooked)
Wow, these are big.
I think they are called Behemoths.
Accurate labeling is important :)
In keeping with Common Man's pic, here are some more "women drivers" pics.
My girlfriend asked if she could try one of my Viagra. I'm thinking, sure couldn't hurt anything. The result has just made us a little upwardly mobile.
Member #3948
02-02-07, 16:57
Pictures of babys and children do not belong in this forum anywheres.....Please remove it. Jackson will if you don't.
Thamks again
Steel Blue
T- shirts say it all.Odd as it may be I actually know the lady in the 'u-oral' photo. She's a EMT in Virginia and a very hot woman.
Member #5805
02-02-07, 23:36
Odd as it may be I actually know the lady in the 'u-oral' photo. She's a EMT in Virginia and a very hot woman.
Borabus, you may want to get your eyes checked.
This is on the same lines why I don't understand people saying to their dog give me a kiss. Do they realize in the course of the day he probably licks his cock 10 times.
Quick true story,
I was sitting in front of Starbucks one day. Their was a dog on a leash tied to a poll with a bowl of water. The dog turned around and took a dump, then turns and eats it. A couple of people got up and left a couple others set around and whispered. Outwalks the dogs owner in a Starbucks apron the dog was very happy to see his owner. I say he's very cute, thank you, you leave him here every day, only today, how old is he, he's just a little over a year, does he do any tricks like, sit, shake, give you a kiss. He loves kiss kiss kiss he says to the dog of course the dog licks his entire face. I said to him does it smell like shit because he just devoured a pile of it. I looked around everyone was getting up and leaving hummm-hummm
Do you know the man went right back into Starbucks and started waiting on customers. Go figure true story.
Happy Hunting
AJ
Member #5805
02-04-07, 01:16
This is on the same lines why don't understand people saying to their dog give me a kiss. Do they realize in the course of the day he probably licks his cock 10 times.
Quick true story,
I was sitting in front of Starbucks one day. Their was a dog on a leash tied to a poll with a bowl of water. The dog turned around and took a dump then turns and eats it. A couple of people got up the left a couple other set around and whispered. Outwalks the dogs owner in a Starbucks apron the dog was very happy to see his owner. I say he's very cute, thank you, you leave him here all day, only today, how old is he, he's just a little over a year, does he do any tricks yet, sit, shake, give you a kiss. He loves kiss kiss kiss he says to the dog of course the dog licks his entire face. I said to him doesn't smell like shit because he just devoured a pile of it. I looked around everyone was getting up and leaving hummm-hummm
Do you know the man went right back into Starbucks and started waiting on customers. Go figure true story.
Happy Hunting
AJ
AJOHN:
You not so much speak a gud inglash does ewe?
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