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Member #4376
12-31-10, 22:16
Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,

Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.

We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,

That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.

All of the family, was lyin on the flow,

My sister wif her gurlfriend,

And my brutha wif some hoe.

Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,

When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .

"Sh'eet, it must be the law"

I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,

I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.

But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"

Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.

Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,

But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.

Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,

And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,

On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,

I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!

That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,

An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"

He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,

Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.

He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,

I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.

He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,

And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".

So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,

'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit! This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?

Lurker X
12-31-10, 22:41
This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?Yup, I know, I goofed, I posted it again in "Political Jokes" but couldn't delete it here.

World Wise
01-01-11, 19:15
No big thing LX. I enjoyed reading it, and I enjoy your posts. But LS is correct it should be in Jokes not Photos.

Lurker X
01-02-11, 18:39
Take a look at this picture.

See if you can figure out what's wrong here.

Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.

Most people get it in under a minute.

G61.

http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/

Lurker X
01-02-11, 18:47
Nice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"I must confess, I keep going back to the ass shot and think, if I was drunk enough, maybe, just maybe.

http://4lols.com/gallery/v/Folheto.jpg

KC Questor
01-03-11, 19:21
Take a look at this picture.

See if you can figure out what's wrong here.

Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.

Most people get it in under a minute.

G61.

http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/

Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.

A John
01-07-11, 07:34
You just can`t make this stuff up.

Gdlint
01-07-11, 10:57
This is a sad excuse for a snowman. Just look at the sloppy way it was made. The pieces of snow aren't even round. See below. Worst Snowman I have ever seen.

Gdlint
01-07-11, 11:39
Deer season has started.

So I thought I'the better send out a reminder

About what a Whitetail Looks Like!

No need to thank me,

I'm just doing a public service.

Gdlint
01-07-11, 22:09
Deer Season Reminder.

So I thought I'the better send out a reminder.

About what a Whitetail Looks Like!

No need to thank me,

I'm just doing a public service.

Lurker X
01-08-11, 15:04
Follow the instructions.

Get ready to experience an hallucination.

1- Click on the link below.

2- Then "click me to get trippy",

3- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then.

4- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse.

NOT BEFORE!

(it is called "cenesthetic hallucination")

http://www.neave.com/strobe/

Lurker X
01-08-11, 15:24
This is true.

Lurker X
01-08-11, 19:41
[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

Thanks!

Seva Lurker
01-08-11, 22:09
This is true.Someone told me one time the difference between a b!tch and wh0re were the wh0re will fuck anyone, the b!tch will fuck anyone but you.

Misfit
01-09-11, 08:31
Who needs a god damn defibrillator, when you can use a vibrator to bring a pussy back to life. Clear!

http://www.efukt.com/20805_Epic_Orgasm.html

Misfit

Member #4376
01-09-11, 13:16
Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.Those damn "jokes" have only been around about 15 years.

Lurker X
01-10-11, 00:58
Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.Yeah, because you've seen it before.

But, I have some busy friends who fall for it every 2 or 3 years because they forget about it.

And it great fun watching younger ones who aren't on to the joke. Like the first time someone sees 2 girls and 1 cup.

Gdlint
01-11-11, 09:56
No Ho Zone

Seva Lurker
01-11-11, 21:49
No Ho ZoneYeah, but only between 11PM and 6AM. Maybe the neighbors want to get some sleep. .

Lurker X
01-12-11, 17:11
OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning of the rut, bucks and does are running around like they have no brain whatsoever.

You know your buddy is in the next blind over and you're both hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this.

What are you supposed to do? Do you shoot the one with the bigger rack.

Or the gay one?

Gdlint
01-13-11, 23:41
Happiness in pairs.

Gdlint
01-14-11, 17:11
I think it broke! Can I help?

A John
01-16-11, 22:04
Why woman live longer then men.

A John
01-16-11, 22:10
I think ya know the answer.

Gdlint
01-22-11, 11:36
Finally, some good economic news!

Misfit
01-23-11, 08:23
Ay caramba. Mom!

http://www.heaven666.org/great-parenting-8d-42950.php

Misfit

Gdlint
01-23-11, 10:44
Brushing your teeth.

A John
01-23-11, 17:18
I`ve heard of everything now. The foot fuck

Gdlint
01-25-11, 15:29
Can anyone tell me what this shirt says?

Gdlint
01-26-11, 17:56
Proof that we have not evolved.

Gdlint
02-02-11, 10:54
Try to keep your wiener warm in this cold.

Markvi
02-05-11, 20:26
If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.

Strider
02-05-11, 23:42
Whatever it is they are protesting, they obviously lack support! .


If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.

Fbtom
02-06-11, 00:36
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KyMqH_Z3tjU/0.jpg

Misfit
02-06-11, 08:08
The man went on a 36-Hour Bender, did a "little" Coke & rum (see pic 1). Almost began his own 'Porn Star Family' by hiring porn actresses to live in a mansion (see pic 2). God bless that man, always spreading the wealth. Now he finally realized he may have a problem. So he entered "rehab" and remains holed up in his multi-million dollar mansion. Getting in home treatment, I think he's doing quite well (see pic 3).

Dude is a fucking legend. He may have lost a couple of teeth but hey it's better to burn out than fade away.

Misfit

Gdlint
02-07-11, 17:28
Invention of the condom

Bentwang
02-07-11, 19:20
This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!

122962

Member #4376
02-08-11, 13:30
This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!

122962

Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.

Louielex
02-08-11, 19:08
Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left. One of the cheer leaders is doing the splits on the Irish Cartoons face and he's winking!

Gdlint
02-08-11, 19:08
Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.Yea you missed it.

Member #4376
02-08-11, 19:35
One of the cheer leaders is doing the splits on the Irish Cartoons face and he's winking!Thank you. I completely missed that.

Now I *really* like the photo.

Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:42
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KyMqH_Z3tjU/0.jpg

First time looking at pic. This one is very nice.

Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:46
If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.Is time for me to become a reporter and go to Ukraine.

Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:49
Finally, some good economic news!How do I find a deal like this

Gdlint
02-11-11, 16:23
Strip Clubs

Gdlint
02-12-11, 23:35
The perfect woman.

Gdlint
02-12-11, 23:42
Doesn't look like a relative to me.

Lurker X
02-13-11, 16:42
The Power of BEER.

Pull the beer to the right

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf

Gdlint
02-14-11, 16:40
Thoughts on Valentine's Day

A John
02-14-11, 23:07
Happy Valentines boys.

Gdlint
02-15-11, 19:37
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy.

If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you!

Gdlint
02-15-11, 19:43
Tips to increase ridership on public transportation.

A John
02-16-11, 00:50
How sweet. Watch the tenderness in his eyes and the gentle way he puts his hand on hers.

There is a lesson in this for all you guys out there: how to do it right!

Gdlint
02-16-11, 11:52
Pizza is like.

Davidonecall
02-17-11, 00:19
Pizza is like.I could eat pizza every day. Pizza of all kind.

A John
02-19-11, 21:06
We might need to slow down

Gdlint
02-21-11, 17:23
Good Manners

Hungwell
02-22-11, 01:15
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Gdlint
02-23-11, 22:29
Taking your baby to Hooters makes for a happy baby.

Gdlint
02-24-11, 12:03
It's cookie time again!

Gdlint
02-24-11, 17:05
Soon it will be bike season.

A John
02-27-11, 18:39
And they say there are no new business ideas?

LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250. 00 per day).

The Psychology of business is to "know what your customers want!"

This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care. Because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice.

Reportedly for $10-USD a try, you will see when you finish sucking.

So who says making money is tough? The jobs are out there!

A John
02-27-11, 19:19
Just a thought

A John
02-27-11, 19:21
Yet another aspect of global warming. The HORROR!

So I went to get my car and some dick had me blocked in!

Gdlint
03-01-11, 21:29
That concludes our Geography Lesson of the Day!

Thank you and please pass on this knowledge.

Gdlint
03-02-11, 13:28
A Fine Line

A John
03-02-11, 19:03
Four Optical Illusions

Gdlint
03-05-11, 15:57
This is why you should avoid Margaritas.

Misfit
03-06-11, 08:29
Here I thought the Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High vid was funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or0Sg4QNu1w

Misfit

Hardlikker
03-06-11, 16:14
124820

124821

Gdlint
03-07-11, 15:02
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.

"You'll be fine", he said.

She asked,"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.

"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"

He replied,"Oh yes, you'll be fine."

He continued.

"It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

A John
03-07-11, 22:24
Your dose of afternoon humor

Baltimonger
03-09-11, 09:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

Ron1964
03-09-11, 17:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

Do you really think this is the right place for that post?

KC Questor
03-09-11, 18:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

I could show that guy 10 times as many videos of women and men doing the same damn thing.

Member #4376
03-10-11, 01:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

What is it about this forum that attracts homophobes?

KC Questor
03-10-11, 01:45
Honestly I didn't think he was being homophobic. I thought it was a ridiculous video of people being stupid and homophobic. His subject line seemed tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended).

M13 Gunz
03-10-11, 19:05
What is it about this forum that attracts homophobes?Why is it we can tell jokes about any other group (I. E. Jews, catholics, rednecks, women, etc) with no problems, but when the joke is about gays, it's automatically homophobic? Not trying to start anything, I'm just asking.

Member #4376
03-10-11, 21:23
Why is it we can tell jokes about any other group (I. E. Jews, catholics, rednecks, women, etc) with no problems, but when the joke is about gays, it's automatically homophobic? Not trying to start anything, I'm just asking.The jokes I've seen here (including the other jokes forum) about those other groups have not been mean-spirited. If you'll notice, there are also jokes about lawyers, hookers, you name it. There are a number of jokes targeting my gender and age group as well, and they don't bother me.

Lurker X got my "hackles" up with his mean-spirited postings (NOT jokes) about gays. I don't see an attempt at good-natured humor in his postings. It's just thinly veiled politics and bigotry, with liberal use of the word "fag".

The post below that I took offense to is titled "The truth about gays". Someone pointed out that it was an attempt at humor (irony or something like that). If so, my bad. I admit I read the title and didn't watch the linked video because I didn't want to be subjected to more prejudice.

I don't mind a light-hearted joke, but hate speech is NOT humorous.

Baltimonger
03-11-11, 20:39
The jokes I've seen here (including the other jokes forum) about those other groups have not been mean-spirited. If you'll notice, there are also jokes about lawyers, hookers, you name it. There are a number of jokes targeting my gender and age group as well, and they don't bother me.

Lurker X got my "hackles" up with his mean-spirited postings (NOT jokes) about gays. I don't see an attempt at good-natured humor in his postings. It's just thinly veiled politics and bigotry, with liberal use of the word "fag".

The post below that I took offense to is titled "The truth about gays". Someone pointed out that it was an attempt at humor (irony or something like that). If so, my bad. I admit I read the title and didn't watch the linked video because I didn't want to be subjected to more prejudice.

I don't mind a light-hearted joke, but hate speech is NOT humorous. I'm sorry if I didn't end my post with [/sarcasm].

I would've hoped you would've seen the ridiculousness of this preacher Martin Ssempa. Who, by the way had a brother and sister die of AIDS. Both were heterosexuals.

Member #4376
03-12-11, 10:11
I'm sorry if I didn't end my post with [/sarcasm].

I would've hoped you would've seen the ridiculousness of this preacher Martin Ssempa. Who, by the way had a brother and sister die of AIDS. Both were heterosexuals. Someone else got under my skin and I took it out on you. My fault. No hard feelings.

Gdlint
03-13-11, 10:16
Happy St Patrick's Day

Gdlint
03-16-11, 22:25
I couldn't agree more.

Gdlint
03-17-11, 20:56
New TSA check

Misfit
03-20-11, 06:34
She kind of looks like Sharon Stone.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=125673

Misfit

Gdlint
03-20-11, 13:22
The Power of Pussy

Gdlint
03-23-11, 14:44
Spring Fashions are in the stores now.

Gdlint
03-28-11, 10:41
This girl could be sitting at home drawing unemployment.

Instead she's established a business with unlimited potential for expansion.

A creative entrepreneur who has developed great business idea.

She is selling margaritas on the beach.

Richmond Fotog
03-28-11, 15:25
For only $2. 96

Gdlint
03-29-11, 13:09
A observatory with dual domes.

Member #4434
03-29-11, 23:13
A observatory with dual domes.Holy smokes, Batman! LOL.

That's quite a view!

A John
03-31-11, 19:28
Was he liberated or captured?

(Does anyone else hear the Dueling Banjos?)

Vinnie
04-05-11, 20:17
Was he liberated or captured?

(Does anyone else hear the Dueling Banjos?) I would rather jump on a geranade than that!

Winddance1
04-07-11, 14:50
I would rather jump on a geranade than that!Bet his odds are better than 50/50 he falls in.

A John
04-12-11, 19:26
Winner of the.

Homer simpson.

Look-alike contest!

Gdlint
04-16-11, 15:36
Women. They never say what is really on their minds!

Baltimonger
04-16-11, 22:46
And click and click and click.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/326953/

Hello Kitty
04-25-11, 02:42
A observatory with dual domes.That's batgirl.

Gdlint
05-04-11, 20:52
Marriage after awhile.

Gdlint
05-04-11, 21:45
Apology Snacks.

Misfit
05-15-11, 07:19
http://www.efukt.com/20869_Small_Cocks_@_The_Gloryhole.html

Misfit

Misfit
05-15-11, 08:26
Here is the poster for "I shrunk my wife again". Coming to a theater near you.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=130485

Misfit

Gdlint
05-16-11, 13:58
Klondike-bars

Gdlint
05-19-11, 16:54
Such a deal.

Gdlint
05-20-11, 10:32
GF called and wanted to know what I wanted to do Fri. Night? I sent her this pic and said "What do YOU think I want to do?"

Gdlint
05-20-11, 12:27
That's a Party!

Gdlint
05-21-11, 16:53
Wife Training School

A John
05-21-11, 19:57
'how to understand women'

Skippy3
05-21-11, 22:31
'how to understand women'That is just volume 1!

Gdlint
05-22-11, 09:10
Yes it does

Gdlint
05-23-11, 10:32
Short Quiz

Gdlint
05-23-11, 19:45
Tennis difference

Gdlint
05-24-11, 16:28
Ever wondered?

LordBlackAdder
05-27-11, 00:34
Some random pics. Just got the new software to work so had a few I have been wanting to share for a few months or longer.

Gdlint
05-27-11, 08:33
Bravest man in the world?

Gdlint
05-28-11, 12:51
Relationships

Gdlint
06-01-11, 07:23
Amish Porn

Gdlint
06-05-11, 14:47
Brain Surgery

Gdlint
06-07-11, 20:02
Good Morning!

A John
06-10-11, 06:29
When you purchase your bike,

Make sure the color of the bike seat

Is taken into consideration!

A John
06-10-11, 06:36
MOM, why can't I get a job?

Member #5805
06-10-11, 06:56
MOM, why can't I get a job?The guy with the coat and tie on is actually a professor of public speaking at University of New Mexico.

Gdlint
06-11-11, 09:01
The value of a dollar.

Gdlint
06-11-11, 13:44
Some facts on bananas

Gdlint
06-15-11, 15:09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93

KC Questor
06-15-11, 22:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93

I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?

Gdlint
06-15-11, 22:24
I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?Just watch it a little longer after the ad.

Vargr
06-15-11, 23:08
I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?Was that Dusty? I think I saw her at Fuzzy Grape once.

Spokes
06-16-11, 06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93

That's beyond too much. Just scary really. And isn't it ironic that it's a shoe ad but the bimbo they used in the clip can't even see let alone tie her shoes?

A John
06-16-11, 07:59
WHY IS AUSTRALIAN SAND SOCCER SO POPULAR?

I think it's the uniforms!

A John
06-16-11, 08:00
Couple more Yes I do have a favorite player on the black team...Pic`s #3,5,7 & 12

Gdlint
06-16-11, 14:25
I know Texans can be strange from time to time but.

Lurker X
06-19-11, 21:36
This will keep you busy for hours.

http://mamelles.net/

KC Questor
06-20-11, 16:17
This will keep you busy for hours.

http://mamelles.net/

The best part about that site for me is that every pic is tagged with the model name or the publisher. So if you find a girl you like you can search for more of her, and even bookmark her profile. Love the site.

Davidonecall
06-20-11, 22:49
This will keep you busy for hours.

http://mamelles.net/

Now this is a nice web page. Thanks

A John
07-02-11, 00:42
Say. That's a nice bike

R Consultant
07-02-11, 03:06
That is one of the top sites ever. Thanks!


This will keep you busy for hours.

http://mamelles.net/

Gdlint
07-02-11, 16:21
Big fan of Penguins

Misfit
07-03-11, 07:59
How to tell if your chick is in fact a real blonde?

"But I refill the birth control with candy. I don't know what went wrong?"

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=136071

Misfit

Davidonecall
07-03-11, 08:29
How to tell if your chick is in fact a real blonde?

"But I refill the birth control with candy. I don't know what went wrong?"

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=136071

MisfitSo that what happen with my girlfriend she put candy in the bottle. Nice picture

Dbeyes
07-04-11, 09:46
I've always liked the longhorn symbol; now that I found out the origin of it I like it more than ever.

136204

Gdlint
07-06-11, 19:46
3 Years of celibacy. Somebody's libel to get hurt this weekend in Orlando!

Joe Black
07-08-11, 01:32
You got me LMAO.


Dear Friend,

I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. Somehow, when my wife went to the restroom at the airport, we became separated. I contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her.

To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful I am now desperate to find my lost love. I am trying to use the internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word and hopefully locate my missing wife.

Mr. Adam Small

Portland, Oregon, USA.

Reply.

Dear Mr. Small,

We have found your wife in a small village in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here. She is unable to talk because of lockjaw and seems to have a small.

Problem walking.

She insists she is fine and has no desire to return home. I have enclosed a picture for you to see so that you know that she is okay.

Chief Pomagaro

Nairobi Police Department.

113549

Nexis
07-08-11, 20:04
3 Years of celibacy. Somebody's libel to get hurt this weekend in Orlando!LOL! Myfriemd posted something similar.

Gdlint
07-11-11, 15:05
Casey Files

Richmond Fotog
07-14-11, 12:13
The Sperm Collecting Machine

LordBlackAdder
07-19-11, 23:28
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.

LordBlackAdder
07-19-11, 23:30
USA Today thinks the heat is giving us a handjob!

Davidonecall
07-20-11, 00:21
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.I would lose. They all look good. With my luck I'm the one taking the guy home because I can't tell.

Seva Lurker
07-20-11, 07:28
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :D

Richmond Fotog
07-20-11, 07:34
http://www.ohmybitch.com/2011/03/miss-lady-boys.html


I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :D

Spokes
07-20-11, 15:51
I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :DAlas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.

Richmond Fotog
07-20-11, 18:09
Supposedly,"she" is one of the best ones around: http://www.ts-baileyjay.com/


Alas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.

Davidonecall
07-20-11, 18:19
Alas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.Your scared, I talking about taking one home. Can you imagine my surprise? Like I said they look good.

Gdlint
07-21-11, 17:02
The 2nd best thing.

CookyJar
07-22-11, 18:24
This will keep you busy for hours.

http://mamelles.net/The links have links to more links. Hours my ass, I'll be at this for days.

CookyJar

Glockman
07-26-11, 11:13
This was a sign I noticed on Chartes Street during a recent visit to New Orleans. No indication of donation. :D

Gdlint
07-26-11, 15:32
Women and refrigerators.

Gdlint
07-28-11, 13:50
Your welcome

Lombardo
07-30-11, 17:43
You are alone on an uninhibited island. Which one of those would you choose as your companion?

139325

Baltimonger
08-02-11, 19:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRG2leUjQQ&feature=topvideos_news

Gdlint
08-04-11, 09:21
You're going to need to use Algebra for the rest of your life.

Richmond Fotog
08-04-11, 15:16
This girl, JennaMarbles, has a whole series of crazy videos.

http://youtu.be/ghA5oOPE-xg

A John
08-06-11, 08:56
Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney. Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship,

Sex cost him $26, 849 per night.

Leasing.

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner charged $4, 000 per night.

This is Kristen.

So, if Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years@$4, 000 per night, he would have paid only $7. 3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41. 7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging.

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no Honey. Do lists

* two legs.

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum.

Where would you rather be.

Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.

Larks Tongue
08-06-11, 16:34
Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney. Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship,

Sex cost him $26, 849 per night.

Leasing.

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner charged $4, 000 per night.

This is Kristen.

So, if Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years@$4, 000 per night, he would have paid only $7. 3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41. 7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging.

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no Honey. Do lists

* two legs.

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum.

Where would you rather be.

Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.That's pretty much what Charlie Sheen said when he got caught up in the whole Heidi Fleiss prostitute ring issue. He wasn't paying the girls to come to him, he was paying them to leave.

Hobbymaster
08-07-11, 13:35
Or this can happen

Sillyolman
08-07-11, 16:15
Media reports are starting to sweep over the internet. Mike Vick went golfing this morning and broke his collar bone. He fell off the ball washer.

Lombardo
08-08-11, 18:57
http://www.mentalzero.com/Persistent-Hooker-Doesn-t-Understand-No-Means-No-4046.html

Hobbymaster
08-08-11, 19:41
Going to a porn store and you see this.

LordBlackAdder
08-08-11, 21:43
Posted w / o comment

Gdlint
08-14-11, 13:28
Big Ben action toy

Misfit
08-21-11, 07:43
Woman's New Best Friend.

Misfit

Lombardo
08-22-11, 18:55
http://www.snotr.com/video/7693/Honesty_pays_off

Richmond Fotog
08-31-11, 08:58
Big Brother catches "The Man" with his pants down.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/state-trooper-caught-having-sex-on-the-hood-of-his

Gdlint
09-02-11, 19:34
I suspect Steroids

Misfit
09-05-11, 07:17
Going to a nude beach in winter, not a good idea. You go into the water looking like a man. You come out looking like a 7 year old, down there. Reminded me of George Costanza from Seinfeld. "It shrunk like a frighten turtle!" Poor bastard.

Misfit

Richmond Fotog
09-06-11, 08:52
Funny or Die has an exclusive spoof starring Bob Odenkirk about a professional penis photographer for Craigslist casual encounters. 'Some people work in paint. I work in cock. '

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/craigslist-penis-photographer

Gdlint
09-06-11, 14:07
If light stay on more than 4 hour, call electrician.

Markvi
09-07-11, 18:25
Some female jokers (in several meanings of the word) in Russia made an art project out of walking up to policewomen and kissing them. This is almost too bizarre to believe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0A8Qf893cs

Love the WTF? Look on the last one's face

Hobbymaster
09-10-11, 00:57
Know what size breast with this chart

KC Questor
09-15-11, 20:45
Store Attempts To Dissuade Customers From Trying On Condoms Before Buying.

http://consumerist.com/2011/09/store-attempts-to-dissuade-customers-from-trying-on-condoms-before-buying.html

Lombardo
09-17-11, 12:43
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1316123235

A John
09-18-11, 18:35
Just funny

A John
09-18-11, 20:30
Actual Death Row Execution

A John
09-19-11, 04:57
So true, So true!

Gdlint
09-23-11, 22:09
Yes I like sunsets.

Misfit
09-25-11, 08:03
This a good example of a cruel mutilation of a happy face. 8-)

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146689

Misfit

A John
10-07-11, 01:08
Cougar sleeping in a tree.

King's Canyon National Forest, near Yosemite.

They look pretty harmless when they're asleep, don't they?

You have nothing to worry about. They prey on younger men.

Gdlint
10-08-11, 14:43
She loves foreskin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPEWw2Fi5Q&feature=player_embedded#!

A John
10-08-11, 18:08
Some old, some new.

NC Transplant
10-10-11, 17:39
I like this one.

LordBlackAdder
10-10-11, 22:06
This is sstressful

Gdlint
10-11-11, 09:14
More motivational posters

LordBlackAdder
10-20-11, 10:55
Real road sign- may have been edited locally.

Rito1
10-26-11, 19:52
http://www.heaven666.org/happy-ending-41047.php

A John
10-29-11, 14:02
Halloween Father of the Year.

Aacountyman
10-30-11, 08:24
Halloween Father of the Year.Classic! I love this one.

Gdlint
10-30-11, 08:42
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.

Which should be far less susceptible to theft.

They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus,

Calling it the "Clitaurus."

The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing.

Pineapple100
10-31-11, 15:14
Becareful. Happy halloween

Gdlint
11-02-11, 16:07
I now like triangles.

Lombardo
11-04-11, 00:50
http://punchbaby.com/2011/10/first-date-blow-job/

A John
11-04-11, 22:52
This is the MOST TRUE STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD.

Baltimonger
11-11-11, 22:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENoWQO0GVCk&feature=related

Gdlint
11-12-11, 17:29
I always suspected it could do that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxJwV9yMiU&feature=player_embedded

Misfit
11-13-11, 08:47
The award for fake orgasm goes to?

http://www.efukt.com/20938_The_10_Worst_Orgasms_Ever_Filmed.html

Misfit

LutzMonger
11-14-11, 18:39
Climax police. Jpg

Gdlint
11-18-11, 14:36
Sometimes you just know.

Javhot
11-23-11, 13:46
Sometimes you just know.Www.hottestjav.com

KC Questor
11-23-11, 20:48
Sometimes you just know.

Gdlint
11-29-11, 16:35
The best things in life.

A John
12-05-11, 17:58
Why quarterbacks needs short names

Tampa Guy
12-08-11, 20:51
Yes I like sunsets.This is my all time favorite.

A John
12-11-11, 16:02
Go santa got to love it.

Singing Sailor
12-17-11, 22:56
My neighbor copied my Christmas lights display again this year.

Psycho Knight
12-17-11, 23:02
157900

Somewhere in the world, there's a guy just right for her (him?).

Gdlint
12-24-11, 11:07
Original packaging.

Lurker X
12-26-11, 11:05
I got an e-card from the Big LOUser, with his photo. Yuck.

Gdlint
12-30-11, 14:50
A true professional.

Lurker X
12-30-11, 21:06
This is on my truck. I custom ordered it from MAKESTICKERS. COM

Horny As Hell
01-20-12, 14:25
How much is too much? Well for me at least this is to much. Damn

Lurker X
01-29-12, 20:52
I was once told by an old religious man that certain deeds will earn you a place in Hell, among them is dropping your seed on a woman's face. He died believing that. LOL.

http://www.pornhub.com/users/AgentArchives/public-albums/SPLOOGE-ART/399810

CookyJar
02-01-12, 16:38
I was once told by an old religious man that certain deeds will earn you a place in Hell, among them is dropping your seed on a woman's face. He died believing that. LOL.

http://www.pornhub.com/users/AgentArchives/public-albums/SPLOOGE-ART/399810You're going to have to look-up to see hell!

CookyJar

Lurker X
02-01-12, 21:33
You're going to have to look-up to see hell!

CookyJarOh-No, Now I'm nervous! LOL

Gdlint
02-02-12, 14:47
I Will Never Look At An Electrical Outlet The Same Ever Again

Gdlint
02-03-12, 16:28
One the train

Richmond Fotog
02-07-12, 20:06
I guess My_Space didn't make the list.

A John
02-09-12, 22:15
HELL YES, I'm going to SNIFF IT. IT'S WHAT I DO.

Gdlint
02-15-12, 12:52
This is why soccer is hard to watch

Wanderer
02-15-12, 21:27
I Will Never Look At An Electrical Outlet The Same Ever AgainIt's been done before.

SoonerGuy
02-26-12, 20:00
Anyone happen to know the name of this book?

Gdlint
03-04-12, 16:13
Job Interview

Lurker X
03-08-12, 06:59
When the guy stops running, place the cursor about 1/2 inch above his head.

http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html

Misfit
03-11-12, 08:08
Anyone happen to know the name of this book?Homosexuality For Dummies.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=166516

Misfit

Gdlint
03-15-12, 13:04
Eliminating unpleasant odors.

Horny As Hell
03-16-12, 19:11
She said "EAT ME OR DIE"

168746

Misfit
03-18-12, 08:02
Three hot girls sucking your junk at the same time, what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.efukt.com/20978_YOU'RE_DOING_IT_WRONG.html

Misfit

Gdlint
03-30-12, 10:14
Trip to the Gynecologist

Misfit
04-22-12, 07:17
Can anyone spot Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" in this picture?

Misfit

Giani
04-22-12, 13:35
Sheesh. A pot like that could give mongers a bad name.


Can anyone spot Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" in this picture?

Misfit

Lurker X
04-28-12, 11:04
This sign is misleading, it's a Blow Job will cost you 50 percent, as in when she gets her hooks into you.

Lurker X
04-28-12, 11:18
I don't know, but I'm willing to do the research to find out!

Lurker X
04-28-12, 19:57
This sign is misleading, it's a Blow Job will cost you 50 percent, as in when she gets her hooks into you.Looking at it again, I'm thinking. Times are tough. She is giving a blow job for 50 cents. On the other hand she sells condoms for $10. 00 and pictures for $25. 00. $50. 00 if you do not want your wife to get a copy. LOL

Ilapp
04-30-12, 13:21
I could have sworn I saw a pic on here which was a poster of the most interesting man in the world and saying what he does when he drinks beer in relation to "heavier"women. I can not find it here so I am curious if anyone knows what thread it might have been in. I have seen some similar just in general on a couple of websites, but never that exact one.

Gdlint
05-02-12, 08:32
For that special evening on an Italian Cruise.

Baltimonger
05-03-12, 20:08
You're never too old for Legos:

Baltimonger
05-03-12, 23:40
Banned Guinness commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd7ArZoSEII&feature=player_embedded

Lurker X
05-05-12, 21:10
I could have sworn I saw a pic on here which was a poster of the most interesting man in the world and saying what he does when he drinks beer in relation to "heavier"women. I can not find it here so I am curious if anyone knows what thread it might have been in. I have seen some similar just in general on a couple of websites, but never that exact one.Here ya go pal, I take it you haven't yet figured out how to effectively use Google. This took me just seconds to find.

Lurker X
05-05-12, 21:13
When stick figures go bad.

Ilapp
05-06-12, 14:21
Here ya go pal, I take it you haven't yet figured out how to effectively use Google. This took me just seconds to find.I did google the general idea and got some similar results but not that exact one. I am a simple man, thanks again

A John
05-09-12, 18:52
175756

Shot my first turkey yesterday!

Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome!

Gettin' old is so much fun.

Remember: Don't make old People mad.

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off!