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Member #4376
12-31-10, 22:16
Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,
Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.
We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,
That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of the family, was lyin on the flow,
My sister wif her gurlfriend,
And my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .
"Sh'eet, it must be the law"
I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,
But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,
And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,
I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!
That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,
An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"
He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,
And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit! This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?
This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?Yup, I know, I goofed, I posted it again in "Political Jokes" but couldn't delete it here.
World Wise
01-01-11, 19:15
No big thing LX. I enjoyed reading it, and I enjoy your posts. But LS is correct it should be in Jokes not Photos.
Take a look at this picture.
See if you can figure out what's wrong here.
Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.
Most people get it in under a minute.
G61.
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/
Nice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"I must confess, I keep going back to the ass shot and think, if I was drunk enough, maybe, just maybe.
http://4lols.com/gallery/v/Folheto.jpg
KC Questor
01-03-11, 19:21
Take a look at this picture.
See if you can figure out what's wrong here.
Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.
Most people get it in under a minute.
G61.
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/
Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.
You just can`t make this stuff up.
This is a sad excuse for a snowman. Just look at the sloppy way it was made. The pieces of snow aren't even round. See below. Worst Snowman I have ever seen.
Deer season has started.
So I thought I'the better send out a reminder
About what a Whitetail Looks Like!
No need to thank me,
I'm just doing a public service.
Deer Season Reminder.
So I thought I'the better send out a reminder.
About what a Whitetail Looks Like!
No need to thank me,
I'm just doing a public service.
Follow the instructions.
Get ready to experience an hallucination.
1- Click on the link below.
2- Then "click me to get trippy",
3- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then.
4- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse.
NOT BEFORE!
(it is called "cenesthetic hallucination")
http://www.neave.com/strobe/
[Police Mugshots deleted by Admin]
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was edited to remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested from the report.
I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is somewhat heartless and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.
Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.
Thanks!
Seva Lurker
01-08-11, 22:09
This is true.Someone told me one time the difference between a b!tch and wh0re were the wh0re will fuck anyone, the b!tch will fuck anyone but you.
Who needs a god damn defibrillator, when you can use a vibrator to bring a pussy back to life. Clear!
http://www.efukt.com/20805_Epic_Orgasm.html
Misfit
Member #4376
01-09-11, 13:16
Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.Those damn "jokes" have only been around about 15 years.
Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.Yeah, because you've seen it before.
But, I have some busy friends who fall for it every 2 or 3 years because they forget about it.
And it great fun watching younger ones who aren't on to the joke. Like the first time someone sees 2 girls and 1 cup.
Seva Lurker
01-11-11, 21:49
No Ho ZoneYeah, but only between 11PM and 6AM. Maybe the neighbors want to get some sleep. .
OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning of the rut, bucks and does are running around like they have no brain whatsoever.
You know your buddy is in the next blind over and you're both hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this.
What are you supposed to do? Do you shoot the one with the bigger rack.
Or the gay one?
I think it broke! Can I help?
Why woman live longer then men.
I think ya know the answer.
Finally, some good economic news!
Ay caramba. Mom!
http://www.heaven666.org/great-parenting-8d-42950.php
Misfit
I`ve heard of everything now. The foot fuck
Can anyone tell me what this shirt says?
Proof that we have not evolved.
Try to keep your wiener warm in this cold.
If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.
Whatever it is they are protesting, they obviously lack support! .
If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KyMqH_Z3tjU/0.jpg
The man went on a 36-Hour Bender, did a "little" Coke & rum (see pic 1). Almost began his own 'Porn Star Family' by hiring porn actresses to live in a mansion (see pic 2). God bless that man, always spreading the wealth. Now he finally realized he may have a problem. So he entered "rehab" and remains holed up in his multi-million dollar mansion. Getting in home treatment, I think he's doing quite well (see pic 3).
Dude is a fucking legend. He may have lost a couple of teeth but hey it's better to burn out than fade away.
Misfit
This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!
122962
Member #4376
02-08-11, 13:30
This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!
122962
Did I miss the humor in this one?
Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.
Did I miss the humor in this one?
Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left. One of the cheer leaders is doing the splits on the Irish Cartoons face and he's winking!
Did I miss the humor in this one?
Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.Yea you missed it.
Member #4376
02-08-11, 19:35
One of the cheer leaders is doing the splits on the Irish Cartoons face and he's winking!Thank you. I completely missed that.
Now I *really* like the photo.
Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:42
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KyMqH_Z3tjU/0.jpg
First time looking at pic. This one is very nice.
Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:46
If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.Is time for me to become a reporter and go to Ukraine.
Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:49
Finally, some good economic news!How do I find a deal like this
Doesn't look like a relative to me.
The Power of BEER.
Pull the beer to the right
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf
Thoughts on Valentine's Day
Driving in the snow is like eating pussy.
If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you!
Tips to increase ridership on public transportation.
How sweet. Watch the tenderness in his eyes and the gentle way he puts his hand on hers.
There is a lesson in this for all you guys out there: how to do it right!
Davidonecall
02-17-11, 00:19
Pizza is like.I could eat pizza every day. Pizza of all kind.
We might need to slow down
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.
Taking your baby to Hooters makes for a happy baby.
Soon it will be bike season.
And they say there are no new business ideas?
LADY SELLING Lemonade on the Beach (reportedly clearing $250. 00 per day).
The Psychology of business is to "know what your customers want!"
This guy probably does not know what he is drinking, nor does he care. Because he is after something more than sugared down lemon juice.
Reportedly for $10-USD a try, you will see when you finish sucking.
So who says making money is tough? The jobs are out there!
Yet another aspect of global warming. The HORROR!
So I went to get my car and some dick had me blocked in!
That concludes our Geography Lesson of the Day!
Thank you and please pass on this knowledge.
This is why you should avoid Margaritas.
Here I thought the Charlie Sheen is Too Damn High vid was funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or0Sg4QNu1w
Misfit
Hardlikker
03-06-11, 16:14
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124821
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her.
"You'll be fine", he said.
She asked,"How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied,"Oh yes, you'll be fine."
He continued.
"It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
Your dose of afternoon humor
Baltimonger
03-09-11, 09:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
Do you really think this is the right place for that post?
KC Questor
03-09-11, 18:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
I could show that guy 10 times as many videos of women and men doing the same damn thing.
Member #4376
03-10-11, 01:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w
What is it about this forum that attracts homophobes?
KC Questor
03-10-11, 01:45
Honestly I didn't think he was being homophobic. I thought it was a ridiculous video of people being stupid and homophobic. His subject line seemed tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended).
What is it about this forum that attracts homophobes?Why is it we can tell jokes about any other group (I. E. Jews, catholics, rednecks, women, etc) with no problems, but when the joke is about gays, it's automatically homophobic? Not trying to start anything, I'm just asking.
Member #4376
03-10-11, 21:23
Why is it we can tell jokes about any other group (I. E. Jews, catholics, rednecks, women, etc) with no problems, but when the joke is about gays, it's automatically homophobic? Not trying to start anything, I'm just asking.The jokes I've seen here (including the other jokes forum) about those other groups have not been mean-spirited. If you'll notice, there are also jokes about lawyers, hookers, you name it. There are a number of jokes targeting my gender and age group as well, and they don't bother me.
Lurker X got my "hackles" up with his mean-spirited postings (NOT jokes) about gays. I don't see an attempt at good-natured humor in his postings. It's just thinly veiled politics and bigotry, with liberal use of the word "fag".
The post below that I took offense to is titled "The truth about gays". Someone pointed out that it was an attempt at humor (irony or something like that). If so, my bad. I admit I read the title and didn't watch the linked video because I didn't want to be subjected to more prejudice.
I don't mind a light-hearted joke, but hate speech is NOT humorous.
Baltimonger
03-11-11, 20:39
The jokes I've seen here (including the other jokes forum) about those other groups have not been mean-spirited. If you'll notice, there are also jokes about lawyers, hookers, you name it. There are a number of jokes targeting my gender and age group as well, and they don't bother me.
Lurker X got my "hackles" up with his mean-spirited postings (NOT jokes) about gays. I don't see an attempt at good-natured humor in his postings. It's just thinly veiled politics and bigotry, with liberal use of the word "fag".
The post below that I took offense to is titled "The truth about gays". Someone pointed out that it was an attempt at humor (irony or something like that). If so, my bad. I admit I read the title and didn't watch the linked video because I didn't want to be subjected to more prejudice.
I don't mind a light-hearted joke, but hate speech is NOT humorous. I'm sorry if I didn't end my post with [/sarcasm].
I would've hoped you would've seen the ridiculousness of this preacher Martin Ssempa. Who, by the way had a brother and sister die of AIDS. Both were heterosexuals.
Member #4376
03-12-11, 10:11
I'm sorry if I didn't end my post with [/sarcasm].
I would've hoped you would've seen the ridiculousness of this preacher Martin Ssempa. Who, by the way had a brother and sister die of AIDS. Both were heterosexuals. Someone else got under my skin and I took it out on you. My fault. No hard feelings.
She kind of looks like Sharon Stone.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=125673
Misfit
Spring Fashions are in the stores now.
This girl could be sitting at home drawing unemployment.
Instead she's established a business with unlimited potential for expansion.
A creative entrepreneur who has developed great business idea.
She is selling margaritas on the beach.
Richmond Fotog
03-28-11, 15:25
For only $2. 96
A observatory with dual domes.
Member #4434
03-29-11, 23:13
A observatory with dual domes.Holy smokes, Batman! LOL.
That's quite a view!
Was he liberated or captured?
(Does anyone else hear the Dueling Banjos?)
Was he liberated or captured?
(Does anyone else hear the Dueling Banjos?) I would rather jump on a geranade than that!
Winddance1
04-07-11, 14:50
I would rather jump on a geranade than that!Bet his odds are better than 50/50 he falls in.
Winner of the.
Homer simpson.
Look-alike contest!
Women. They never say what is really on their minds!
Baltimonger
04-16-11, 22:46
And click and click and click.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/326953/
Hello Kitty
04-25-11, 02:42
A observatory with dual domes.That's batgirl.
http://www.efukt.com/20869_Small_Cocks_@_The_Gloryhole.html
Misfit
Here is the poster for "I shrunk my wife again". Coming to a theater near you.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=130485
Misfit
GF called and wanted to know what I wanted to do Fri. Night? I sent her this pic and said "What do YOU think I want to do?"
'how to understand women'
'how to understand women'That is just volume 1!
LordBlackAdder
05-27-11, 00:34
Some random pics. Just got the new software to work so had a few I have been wanting to share for a few months or longer.
Bravest man in the world?
When you purchase your bike,
Make sure the color of the bike seat
Is taken into consideration!
MOM, why can't I get a job?
Member #5805
06-10-11, 06:56
MOM, why can't I get a job?The guy with the coat and tie on is actually a professor of public speaking at University of New Mexico.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93
KC Questor
06-15-11, 22:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93
I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?
I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?Just watch it a little longer after the ad.
I just saw a shoe commercial. WTF?Was that Dusty? I think I saw her at Fuzzy Grape once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHC01AAGdqU&feature=player_embedded#at=93
That's beyond too much. Just scary really. And isn't it ironic that it's a shoe ad but the bimbo they used in the clip can't even see let alone tie her shoes?
WHY IS AUSTRALIAN SAND SOCCER SO POPULAR?
I think it's the uniforms!
Couple more Yes I do have a favorite player on the black team...Pic`s #3,5,7 & 12
I know Texans can be strange from time to time but.
This will keep you busy for hours.
http://mamelles.net/
KC Questor
06-20-11, 16:17
This will keep you busy for hours.
http://mamelles.net/
The best part about that site for me is that every pic is tagged with the model name or the publisher. So if you find a girl you like you can search for more of her, and even bookmark her profile. Love the site.
Davidonecall
06-20-11, 22:49
This will keep you busy for hours.
http://mamelles.net/
Now this is a nice web page. Thanks
R Consultant
07-02-11, 03:06
That is one of the top sites ever. Thanks!
This will keep you busy for hours.
http://mamelles.net/
How to tell if your chick is in fact a real blonde?
"But I refill the birth control with candy. I don't know what went wrong?"
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=136071
Misfit
Davidonecall
07-03-11, 08:29
How to tell if your chick is in fact a real blonde?
"But I refill the birth control with candy. I don't know what went wrong?"
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=136071
MisfitSo that what happen with my girlfriend she put candy in the bottle. Nice picture
I've always liked the longhorn symbol; now that I found out the origin of it I like it more than ever.
136204
3 Years of celibacy. Somebody's libel to get hurt this weekend in Orlando!
You got me LMAO.
Dear Friend,
I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. Somehow, when my wife went to the restroom at the airport, we became separated. I contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her.
To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful I am now desperate to find my lost love. I am trying to use the internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word and hopefully locate my missing wife.
Mr. Adam Small
Portland, Oregon, USA.
Reply.
Dear Mr. Small,
We have found your wife in a small village in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here. She is unable to talk because of lockjaw and seems to have a small.
Problem walking.
She insists she is fine and has no desire to return home. I have enclosed a picture for you to see so that you know that she is okay.
Chief Pomagaro
Nairobi Police Department.
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3 Years of celibacy. Somebody's libel to get hurt this weekend in Orlando!LOL! Myfriemd posted something similar.
Richmond Fotog
07-14-11, 12:13
The Sperm Collecting Machine
LordBlackAdder
07-19-11, 23:28
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.
LordBlackAdder
07-19-11, 23:30
USA Today thinks the heat is giving us a handjob!
Davidonecall
07-20-11, 00:21
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.I would lose. They all look good. With my luck I'm the one taking the guy home because I can't tell.
Seva Lurker
07-20-11, 07:28
See if you can spot the guys in the pictures of beauty contest contestents.I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :D
Richmond Fotog
07-20-11, 07:34
http://www.ohmybitch.com/2011/03/miss-lady-boys.html
I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :D
I wouldn't be surprised if they were all guys. So what's the 'correct' answer? :DAlas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.
Richmond Fotog
07-20-11, 18:09
Supposedly,"she" is one of the best ones around: http://www.ts-baileyjay.com/
Alas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.
Davidonecall
07-20-11, 18:19
Alas, all of them are dudes. I'm a little scared now.Your scared, I talking about taking one home. Can you imagine my surprise? Like I said they look good.
This will keep you busy for hours.
http://mamelles.net/The links have links to more links. Hours my ass, I'll be at this for days.
CookyJar
This was a sign I noticed on Chartes Street during a recent visit to New Orleans. No indication of donation. :D
You are alone on an uninhibited island. Which one of those would you choose as your companion?
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Baltimonger
08-02-11, 19:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRG2leUjQQ&feature=topvideos_news
You're going to need to use Algebra for the rest of your life.
Richmond Fotog
08-04-11, 15:16
This girl, JennaMarbles, has a whole series of crazy videos.
http://youtu.be/ghA5oOPE-xg
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney. Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship,
Sex cost him $26, 849 per night.
Leasing.
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner charged $4, 000 per night.
This is Kristen.
So, if Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years@$4, 000 per night, he would have paid only $7. 3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41. 7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging.
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no Honey. Do lists
* two legs.
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum.
Where would you rather be.
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.
Larks Tongue
08-06-11, 16:34
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney. Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship,
Sex cost him $26, 849 per night.
Leasing.
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner charged $4, 000 per night.
This is Kristen.
So, if Paul McCartney had "employed" Kristen for 5 years@$4, 000 per night, he would have paid only $7. 3 million in total for sex every night. This represents a $41. 7 million saving for Eliot. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging.
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no Honey. Do lists
* two legs.
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum.
Where would you rather be.
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.That's pretty much what Charlie Sheen said when he got caught up in the whole Heidi Fleiss prostitute ring issue. He wasn't paying the girls to come to him, he was paying them to leave.
Hobbymaster
08-07-11, 13:35
Or this can happen
Sillyolman
08-07-11, 16:15
Media reports are starting to sweep over the internet. Mike Vick went golfing this morning and broke his collar bone. He fell off the ball washer.
http://www.mentalzero.com/Persistent-Hooker-Doesn-t-Understand-No-Means-No-4046.html
Hobbymaster
08-08-11, 19:41
Going to a porn store and you see this.
LordBlackAdder
08-08-11, 21:43
Posted w / o comment
Woman's New Best Friend.
Misfit
http://www.snotr.com/video/7693/Honesty_pays_off
Richmond Fotog
08-31-11, 08:58
Big Brother catches "The Man" with his pants down.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/state-trooper-caught-having-sex-on-the-hood-of-his
Going to a nude beach in winter, not a good idea. You go into the water looking like a man. You come out looking like a 7 year old, down there. Reminded me of George Costanza from Seinfeld. "It shrunk like a frighten turtle!" Poor bastard.
Misfit
Richmond Fotog
09-06-11, 08:52
Funny or Die has an exclusive spoof starring Bob Odenkirk about a professional penis photographer for Craigslist casual encounters. 'Some people work in paint. I work in cock. '
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/craigslist-penis-photographer
If light stay on more than 4 hour, call electrician.
Some female jokers (in several meanings of the word) in Russia made an art project out of walking up to policewomen and kissing them. This is almost too bizarre to believe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0A8Qf893cs
Love the WTF? Look on the last one's face
Hobbymaster
09-10-11, 00:57
Know what size breast with this chart
KC Questor
09-15-11, 20:45
Store Attempts To Dissuade Customers From Trying On Condoms Before Buying.
http://consumerist.com/2011/09/store-attempts-to-dissuade-customers-from-trying-on-condoms-before-buying.html
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfe_1316123235
Actual Death Row Execution
This a good example of a cruel mutilation of a happy face. 8-)
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=146689
Misfit
Cougar sleeping in a tree.
King's Canyon National Forest, near Yosemite.
They look pretty harmless when they're asleep, don't they?
You have nothing to worry about. They prey on younger men.
She loves foreskin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BPEWw2Fi5Q&feature=player_embedded#!
NC Transplant
10-10-11, 17:39
I like this one.
LordBlackAdder
10-10-11, 22:06
This is sstressful
More motivational posters
LordBlackAdder
10-20-11, 10:55
Real road sign- may have been edited locally.
http://www.heaven666.org/happy-ending-41047.php
Halloween Father of the Year.
Aacountyman
10-30-11, 08:24
Halloween Father of the Year.Classic! I love this one.
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
Which should be far less susceptible to theft.
They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus,
Calling it the "Clitaurus."
The average male thief won't be able to find it, let alone operate the damn thing.
Pineapple100
10-31-11, 15:14
Becareful. Happy halloween
http://punchbaby.com/2011/10/first-date-blow-job/
This is the MOST TRUE STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD.
Baltimonger
11-11-11, 22:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENoWQO0GVCk&feature=related
I always suspected it could do that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOxJwV9yMiU&feature=player_embedded
The award for fake orgasm goes to?
http://www.efukt.com/20938_The_10_Worst_Orgasms_Ever_Filmed.html
Misfit
LutzMonger
11-14-11, 18:39
Climax police. Jpg
Sometimes you just know.Www.hottestjav.com
KC Questor
11-23-11, 20:48
Sometimes you just know.
Why quarterbacks needs short names
Yes I like sunsets.This is my all time favorite.
Singing Sailor
12-17-11, 22:56
My neighbor copied my Christmas lights display again this year.
Psycho Knight
12-17-11, 23:02
157900
Somewhere in the world, there's a guy just right for her (him?).
I got an e-card from the Big LOUser, with his photo. Yuck.
This is on my truck. I custom ordered it from MAKESTICKERS. COM
Horny As Hell
01-20-12, 14:25
How much is too much? Well for me at least this is to much. Damn
I was once told by an old religious man that certain deeds will earn you a place in Hell, among them is dropping your seed on a woman's face. He died believing that. LOL.
http://www.pornhub.com/users/AgentArchives/public-albums/SPLOOGE-ART/399810
I was once told by an old religious man that certain deeds will earn you a place in Hell, among them is dropping your seed on a woman's face. He died believing that. LOL.
http://www.pornhub.com/users/AgentArchives/public-albums/SPLOOGE-ART/399810You're going to have to look-up to see hell!
CookyJar
You're going to have to look-up to see hell!
CookyJarOh-No, Now I'm nervous! LOL
I Will Never Look At An Electrical Outlet The Same Ever Again
Richmond Fotog
02-07-12, 20:06
I guess My_Space didn't make the list.
HELL YES, I'm going to SNIFF IT. IT'S WHAT I DO.
This is why soccer is hard to watch
I Will Never Look At An Electrical Outlet The Same Ever AgainIt's been done before.
Anyone happen to know the name of this book?
When the guy stops running, place the cursor about 1/2 inch above his head.
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
Anyone happen to know the name of this book?Homosexuality For Dummies.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=166516
Misfit
Eliminating unpleasant odors.
Horny As Hell
03-16-12, 19:11
She said "EAT ME OR DIE"
168746
Three hot girls sucking your junk at the same time, what could possibly go wrong?
http://www.efukt.com/20978_YOU'RE_DOING_IT_WRONG.html
Misfit
Can anyone spot Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" in this picture?
Misfit
Sheesh. A pot like that could give mongers a bad name.
Can anyone spot Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" in this picture?
Misfit
This sign is misleading, it's a Blow Job will cost you 50 percent, as in when she gets her hooks into you.
I don't know, but I'm willing to do the research to find out!
This sign is misleading, it's a Blow Job will cost you 50 percent, as in when she gets her hooks into you.Looking at it again, I'm thinking. Times are tough. She is giving a blow job for 50 cents. On the other hand she sells condoms for $10. 00 and pictures for $25. 00. $50. 00 if you do not want your wife to get a copy. LOL
I could have sworn I saw a pic on here which was a poster of the most interesting man in the world and saying what he does when he drinks beer in relation to "heavier"women. I can not find it here so I am curious if anyone knows what thread it might have been in. I have seen some similar just in general on a couple of websites, but never that exact one.
For that special evening on an Italian Cruise.
Baltimonger
05-03-12, 20:08
You're never too old for Legos:
Baltimonger
05-03-12, 23:40
Banned Guinness commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd7ArZoSEII&feature=player_embedded
I could have sworn I saw a pic on here which was a poster of the most interesting man in the world and saying what he does when he drinks beer in relation to "heavier"women. I can not find it here so I am curious if anyone knows what thread it might have been in. I have seen some similar just in general on a couple of websites, but never that exact one.Here ya go pal, I take it you haven't yet figured out how to effectively use Google. This took me just seconds to find.
When stick figures go bad.
Here ya go pal, I take it you haven't yet figured out how to effectively use Google. This took me just seconds to find.I did google the general idea and got some similar results but not that exact one. I am a simple man, thanks again
175756
Shot my first turkey yesterday!
Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome!
Gettin' old is so much fun.
Remember: Don't make old People mad.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off!
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