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I Hope That This Is Your Very First Easter Card For 2010 ! ! !
Remember to be kind to the chocolate bunny's this Easter.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=95888
Misfit
Member #5805
03-21-10, 10:09
I agree with World Wise here folks. Care to check some of the posts in the Jokes and Humorous Stories (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=954340&postcount=1894) that Jackson has expunged because of the politics. That man is busy enough, let's not get him involved in cleaning up this forum too.
If you have any jokes or opinions on the current and past presidents, please post them here American Politics during the Obama Presidency (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5936).
I find most of the photos humorous, but obviously there are some thin skinned individuals who, rightly or wrongly, are offended by them. Parody has been a way of life in America for a long time, learn to live with it.
So if we're going to be bickering on them, take them to where the bickering is less obvious.
A joke is a joke, some people laugh some people get offended. Let's delete the whole thread
Member #4376
03-21-10, 12:46
A joke is a joke, some people laugh some people get offended. Let's delete the whole threadIt's obvious that the original intent of this thread was to share jokes, laughter, and light-heartedness.
Political "jokes" are not jokes, they're propaganda.
Why delete an entire thread because one or two people want to hijack it for their own purposes?
As a previous poster said, there is a place for political "jokes" -- let's keep this thread for real humor.
(I wonder if this will piss off the Right or the Left?)
(I wonder if this will piss off the Right or the Left?)That is funny and very appropriate for these days.
That is funny and very appropriate for these days.
Derives directly from Ben Franklin: "No man's money or property is safe while the legislature is in session."
Derives directly from Ben Franklin: "No man's money or property is safe while the legislature is in session."Franklin would have known: he was a MEMBER of various legislatures and congresses!
http://www.answers.com/topic/benjamin-franklin
J Us
Yes, Franklin was a member of congress. But in the defense of Ol' Skirt Chaser he actually contributed something to society unlike almost every one of the knuckle heads we have now!
Member #5805
03-23-10, 18:31
Franklin would have known: he was a MEMBER of various legislatures and congresses!
http://www.answers.com/topic/benjamin-franklin
J Us
Careful guys, several on this board may be insulted that you are posting about politics.
"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.”
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her food, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
Careful guys, several on this board may be insulted that you are posting about politics.Relax about that!
Ben Franklin was QUITE a remarkable monger, too, and would probably have been a frequent poster on this board in his day. And also on ISG!
All of us would have been entirely proud of him.
J Us
Tha X Facta
03-24-10, 21:05
Under the Federal Trade Commission Act:
1. Advertising must be truthful and non-deceptive;
2. Advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims; and
3. Advertisements cannot be unfair.
X :)ut
Via DC
We all have things we look for in a woman.
"Yes officer I have insurance. Let me get it for you..."
If you are trying to figure out what club she is using. You have a problem!
Member #4376
03-29-10, 10:46
If you are trying to figure out what club she is using. You have a problem!I appreciate the more light-hearted humor.
I get tired of A John's political stuff.
What will I be when I grow up?
If you are trying to figure out what club she is using. You have a problem!
I am trying to figure out how she golfs with one arm!
KC Questor
04-04-10, 20:25
I am trying to figure out how she golfs with one arm!
She has two arms.
See?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=73170
She has two arms.
See?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=73170Hey you're right KC! I never noticed she had ANY arms.
Baddest Woman in the World!
Indian Chief
04-07-10, 17:33
Baddest Woman in the World!
In a GOOD way...LOL That mother fucker need someone like that, and need some one to put big dynamite up his A$$.
Getting some yard work done and having some beer with my buds.
Baltimonger
04-08-10, 18:10
http://www.break.com/index/beach-dog-wont-obey-owner.html
Seva Lurker
04-09-10, 07:11
It's good to be a King!
Looks like he's just trying to claim his right of "Jus primae noctis" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_de_seigneur).
Kings had it made (or is that 'maid') in those days.
Italy has the right idea!
Brahmabull
04-12-10, 07:47
New Service?
That one was priceless.
Mister Quick
04-12-10, 08:38
Italy has the right idea!http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=971544&postcount=104
I posted the pic and the story behind it last week.
Many of you have told me that all they ever get from me is dirty jokes and titty pictures. To change your minds, I wanted to send you this picture I took of a duck a few years ago. I have been told it is pretty good as duck pictures go.
So I'm sending it to you knowing that most of you are sportsmen and will appreciate it.
Stay tuned for my famous squirrel picture.
I guess you were too embarrassed to tell us about the other duck in your photo because he was obscured by the railing. It's a shame because he was much closer to the camera and his beautiful feathers would have been easier to see.
Gentlemen, behold the Perfect Woman
What is the secret of the samba dancers during Carnival in Rio ?
How do they continue dancing for hours on end?
Now, you probably understand why these girls constantly wiggle their hips.
and look happy.
Massage with a Happy Ending, NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE
To funny, could you IMAGINE this happing. I would shit.
Massage with a Happy Ending, NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIEDIrE
I still can't find a duck!!
Many of you have told me that all they ever get from me is dirty jokes and titty pictures. To change your minds, I wanted to send you this picture I took of a duck a few years ago. I have been told it is pretty good as duck pictures go.
So I'm sending it to you knowing that most of you are sportsmen and will appreciate it.
Stay tuned for my famous squirrel picture.
Squats are good for the "Glute" muscles...
Don't make your plastic surgeon angry!
The history of the entire world, from the beginning of mankind, illustrated beautifully in just one photo.
No, No. The old guy by the door!
Tha X Facta
05-02-10, 22:06
Ohhhh love the pic! (cute)
The one and only "Big Lips" from DC!
X Out
Via DC
Everybody loves a sharp dressed beer.
Never irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe:
I'm not big on body modifications but I think I can learn to appreciate some of them.
http://www.oncampusdrama.com/pg/videos/DudleyDawson/play/11814
KC Questor
05-07-10, 15:38
Canadian porn channel knows good acting when they see it!
http://www.scaryideas.com/content/17514/
(other spots for the same campaign are below)
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean. It doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it. "
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm in congress too. What state are you from? "
Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes to be a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings.
Apparently many of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.
To quote a famouse stand-up comic/ventriloquist,
Not All the virgins are female.....
Simone Blonde
05-17-10, 20:19
I had too add this one.
Member #4434
05-18-10, 21:55
Canadian porn channel knows good acting when they see it!
http://www.scaryideas.com/content/17514/
(other spots for the same campaign are below)
Can anybody else get these to play ???
What the hell am I doing wrong ? LOL!!!!
Never mind , I figured it out.
Now I feel about as stupid as these girls !!
With the current immigration crackdown in Arizona, the locals are having a tough time dealing with lawn care.
Baldconan1
05-19-10, 20:45
Seen on Engrish.com
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114608
Misfit
Finally, some good economic news.
Some tats can be very useful at times.
Hope everybody has a good weekend!
KC Questor
05-29-10, 21:49
McDonalds did not think this pun through all the way. I know we are supposed to think "Overload", but all I see is Shrek splooge. I don't want to drink an ogre load, even if it is mint flavored.
Things we should NEVER forget.
Baltimonger
06-02-10, 22:30
If you're going to have a store that sells manly hunting and fishing gear, don't pick the gayest name ever for it.
This heart-wrenching picture shows the criminal environmental damage to the gulf coast wildlife caused by the recent BP oil blowout.
I am volunteering right now to go down to the coast and help clean the wildlife with my own two hands.
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when out of nowhere there's this big crack that appeared in my windshield!
One of my co-workers had the same happen, but on a smaller scale crack...
and it appears a even smaller one to the upper-left.
Some guys have all the luck!
What does a Muslim celebrity look like?
This is the ONLY way you will get me interested in Soccer!
Yeah, I was thinking that too!
Disney unveils new marketing plans to get more patrons.
Unofficial mongers T - Shirt
Suggestion to BP to stop the oil spill.
Put a giant wedding ring around it ... it will stop putting out immediately.
What do you think when you see a eye patch?
B.P. is getting serious now!
Best Ad for Geico that I've seen.
That is great!
Best Ad for Geico that I've seen.
Seva Lurker
06-30-10, 19:28
Look no bombs!
Are you sure? I volunteer to do the cavity search. :D
I wondered what that spray they use in soccer was for?
Does anyone read Chinese?
Frustrated TaxpayerThats right. haha
You guys see the new Corona commercial?
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/19492/Eatces_your_feces/
Misfit
Sometimes I forget the rules.
White Devil
07-17-10, 10:12
Dead Starfish from oil spill .
Finally a Tattoo That Makes Sense?
Gotta love San Francisco!
Finally a Tattoo That Makes Sense?
Now if only every bar had a target like that and had take out, eh?
Twenty Bucks
07-21-10, 15:27
Does anyone read Chinese?
Yes.
It means "I got these random symbols above my cooch cause I think they look cool and I can pretend they have some deep meaning."
For all she knows, it could be from a Chinese menu.
20
KC Questor
07-21-10, 19:56
Worst fake ID ever. Can YOU spot the mistake?
Brahmabull
07-21-10, 20:34
Worst fake ID ever. Can YOU spot the mistake?
What? You mean your DMV/MVA offices do not let you submit your own photos from home to use as your ID photo??
Brahmabull
07-21-10, 20:41
Yes.
It means "I got these random symbols above my cooch cause I think they look cool and I can pretend they have some deep meaning."
For all she knows, it could be from a Chinese menu.
20It says "I love my body" loosely translated.
Im quite sure the same was true of the person snapping the pic.
White Devil
07-21-10, 22:04
a portugese person on holiday or some kind of travel, in Italy, in early 2010 recorded this. A long landslide.
Interesting to watch:
http://sorisomail.com/email/42722/ja-viram-desmoronar-uma-montanha.html
Nick Name Dan
07-22-10, 15:21
Everyone should fill this out.
Just because one loves butterfly's.
Does not make one gay!
Larks Tongue
07-26-10, 13:19
http://www.ampland.com/humor/pics/Now_Taking_Credit_Cards-2147/
http://www.break.com/index/the-morning-routine.html
There are Worse Things Than Oil on the Beach
http://postarchives.entensity.net/030308/image.php?pic=kid.jpg
Misfit
http://postarchives.entensity.net/030308/image.php?pic=kid.jpg
Misfit
She gets my vote. What town is she in?
LordBlackAdder
08-04-10, 09:19
cool swimsuit pics
cool swimsuit pics
As with "Jaws" - I may never go near the water again! :D
Can I get an amen!
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=105658
Misfit
Can you tell them apart?
Misfit
Baltimonger
08-15-10, 10:26
This is hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp2YrRtVYzs&feature=topvideos
Hardlikker
08-21-10, 11:44
http://foxnews.gr/wp-content/plugins/vipers-video-quicktags/resources/jw-flv-player/player.swf?file=http://live.fox365.com/videos/funny/2009/sprite_adv_fox365.flv
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."
Mom fainted.
Legalize it
08-26-10, 22:19
After seeing this magazine cover, I thought, "I hope she cannot find a doctor willing to do this job. That would be malpractice and a disservice."
Jinthewood
08-29-10, 00:12
This big clit provider wants the above amount for a 1hr outcall, and she lives in a medium sized city in the central valley of CA. <scratching my head>
This big clit provider wants the above amount for a 1hr outcall, and she lives in a medium sized city in the central valley of CA. <scratching my head>I have paid $$$ for a girls who had my desired fetish, but $1,670 is way too much. I am sure you can negotiate down to $1,490.
If your fetish is big clit, you can meet testostrone chicks at the Gym.
TexasMonger
08-29-10, 12:31
This big clit provider wants the above amount for a 1hr outcall, and she lives in a medium sized city in the central valley of CA. <scratching my head>
Funny .....For those of you who have fascination with large clits, my I suggest hooking up with a passable non functional transsexual who will provide you with a much larger knob at a much cheaper rate ....YMMV ...LOL
Cheers
TM
Baltimonger
08-30-10, 22:46
Ever get laughed at for not packing enough meat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqhQm3_zXUM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-PW386PSNA&feature=fvw
This is what I found in my fridge this morning.
I can't leave my light beers alone with my dark ones anymore!
Are closer than they appear.
When your with a "ho" in your car. What is the one thing you don't want to see in your side view mirror?
1. LE squad car right behind you.
2. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=109052
Misfit
Nope, I didn't think so either!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc&feature=player_embedded
Member #4376
09-07-10, 15:08
The Plain Simple TruthThis pushes the boundaries of this forum. It's no less political than if it contained Obama's name or Bush's name.
Especially considering the image in the cab window of the truck.
Seva Lurker
09-07-10, 16:10
Spelling Error
Can't count either can they?
LordBlackAdder
09-07-10, 21:09
The future- we are all interested in it since that is where most of us will spend the rest of our lives.
Seva Lurker
09-08-10, 07:24
The future- we are all interested in it since that is where most of us will spend the rest of our lives.
It went the same way these did. :rolleyes:
This pushes the boundaries of this forum. It's no less political than if it contained Obama's name or Bush's name.
Especially considering the image in the cab window of the truck.
There's nothing more anti-American than the confederacy.
It just takes a second......
Sorry I thought the file name would jump out a little better....
It just takes a second......Yeap. She looks like Homer Simpson.
KC Questor
09-09-10, 22:26
I have decited to learn to speak Japanese
Very nice, but you have to keep up with your English studies as well:
http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords
"Mommy let me in, I'm hungry"
Misfit
Vince Delaus
09-12-10, 13:16
Nope, I didn't think so either!I mean, really? Why even put on bikinis?
How many times have you been driving down the road, and you got passed by an asshole on a motorcycle?
Seva Lurker
09-15-10, 07:23
How many times have you been driving down the road, and you got passed by an asshole on a motorcycle?
This is at least the second time (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=956517&postcount=1721) we've been passed by this one, unfortunately, not in real life. :(
There is nothing sexier than a naked woman dropping the soap in the shower
Perhaps I was wrong
Nick Name Dan
09-16-10, 14:45
Pusy comes in all different shapes and sizes, check this chart to see which is your favorite all time snatch.
I think she might be stuck to the seat.
How many times have you been driving down the road, and you got passed by an asshole on a motorcycle?
If you do. Your just not shopping in the right place!
How to tell your lunch date is going well.
We have to stop cutting down trees.
The situation is getting very serious.
Black Eye Treatment
Caution, may cause swelling in other areas.
LordBlackAdder
09-27-10, 21:26
Who says asian women dont have big tits?
LordBlackAdder
09-27-10, 21:38
Neat headlines and other interesting photos!
LordBlackAdder
09-27-10, 22:10
Two cute girls try to help slightly overweight chap get out of lawn chair.
They dont succeed!
How to tell if your girlfriend used to be a stripper.
Larks Tongue
10-02-10, 17:51
Two cute girls try to help slightly overweight chap get out of lawn chair.
They dont succeed!
Somethings are meant not to be seen on the beach. This guy is one of them.
Larks Tongue
10-02-10, 17:53
Who says asian women dont have big tits?
They'd be damn sexy without them big ol' titties. I'd love me some asian right about now.
In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.
In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Hell even Jesus is weak! Can I get an Amen.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=111469
Misfit
I like seeing photos but twice in 3-days is a little quick 4-me IMHO.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1070086
Hell even Jesus is weak! Can I get an Amen.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=111469
Misfit
All we need now is a pole, drinks and some ones $..........
http://news.travel.aol.com/2010/10/01/flight-attendants-do-safety-video-dancing-to-lady-gaga/?ncid=webmail
Head liights on. And then some
Crazy Dick
10-13-10, 23:12
McDonalds has added a new special, for a limited time onld!
112840
Click on Miami, they do like all the tourist agencies and send everyone to SoBe.
I guess Historic OverTown or Opalocka and surrounding areas are not on their agenda.
http://www.jcdurand.ca/Monde/Tour.html
Member #4434
10-18-10, 21:32
Caught on Camera.I wonder who had something to eat?
Dear Friend,
I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. Somehow, when my wife went to the restroom at the airport, we became separated. I contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her.
To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful I am now desperate to find my lost love. I am trying to use the internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word and hopefully locate my missing wife.
Mr. Adam Small
Portland, Oregon, USA.
Reply.
Dear Mr. Small,
We have found your wife in a small village in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here. She is unable to talk because of lockjaw and seems to have a small.
Problem walking.
She insists she is fine and has no desire to return home. I have enclosed a picture for you to see so that you know that she is okay.
Chief Pomagaro
Nairobi Police Department
113549
There is no way the Greeks will be able to control their economy and meet the terms of the bailout by the EEC and the IMF. They can't even enforce the No Smoking regulations!
The new law bans smoking in eateries since 7/1/2009.
Look how many cigarettes are in the ashtray in this restaurant below.
These suits leave disastrous, ugly tan lines.
See for yourself!
Here you clearly see those strange tan lines.
You do see the tan lines don't you?
Aimstraight
10-22-10, 16:07
Spanish Chewing Gum commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUuuvOJP_vIHilarious!
Poor Rachel, instead of getting a treat. She got a nasty trick.
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114868
Misfit
Poor Rachel, instead of getting a treat. She got a nasty trick.
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114868
MisfitIs this supposed to funny? I'm thinking NO! This is the "Humorous Photo's" thread. I found no humor in this, even if it is possibly staged.
Is this supposed to funny? I'm thinking NO! This is the "Humorous Photo's" thread. I found no humor in this, even if it is possibly staged.It's fake. What kind of true friend would still record the poor girl under the car. The prankster would have thrown the camera to the ground to help poor Rachel, if it were real.
Dude don't get your panties in a bunch.
Misfit
Sillyolman
10-31-10, 09:40
Poor Rachel, instead of getting a treat. She got a nasty trick.
http://mediafetcher.com/article_full.php?id=114868
MisfitWhy post it? No class.
Why post it? No class.I may have no class but at least I'm not a stiff old fart Republican with a pathetic little fragile mind. Take your heart medicine gramps.
Misfit
Sillyolman
11-07-10, 08:25
I may have no class but at least I'm not a stiff old fart Republican with a pathetic little fragile mind. Take your heart medicine gramps.
MisfitYou can insult and post videos showing someone getting run over by a car. What a guy!
Richmond Fotog
11-11-10, 11:19
And keep driving.
115288
Member #4434
11-12-10, 01:49
Proper negotiation tactics
Some wieners are bigger than others.
Be very careful and watch out for this one. It has been known to take the.
Whole bank account with just one swipe.
Beware of ATM credit card frauds reported for swiping your card on a machine as pictured below.
This machine can end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for! Please forward this.
Message to prevent further losses!
Photo Below:
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Just in time for those Thanksgiving get togethers:
How pumpkin pies are made.
You Can Always Tell If It's Going To Be A Bad Winter.
By The Thickness Of The Fur On A Beaver!
Looks Like We're In For A Tough One!
HEY Lighten up!
Not EVERYTHING I post is bad!
Yes, That Flattened Head Mugshot is Real:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/11/yes_that_flattened_head_mugsho.php
And a follow up story:
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/11/half_a_head_the_police_report.php#more
A new cosmetic surgery procedure.
Not yet perfected.
A new cosmetic surgery procedure.
Not yet perfected. Hey guys< if you are looking for this one, she is out everynight on Harbor Blvd in Santa Ana, CA!
Got to vibrate the demon out of her. Wait for the ending, Robert Downey Jr. Said it best in the movie Tropic Thunder.
"You went full retard man, never go full retard."
http://www.efukt.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html
Misfit
Hey guys< if you are looking for this one, she is out everynight on Harbor Blvd in Santa Ana, CA!I think I would cut it off, before I picked her up.
If your bellybutton is an integral component of a tattoo. You might be a redneck.
Stangman808
11-25-10, 01:06
Funny music video.
http://www.thcfinder.com/marijuana-blog/odd/2010/11/why-weed-is-better-than-sex
Of course I'm going to sniff it.
At last.
Game park security in South Africa has been outsourced.
Best results
No more Corruption
100% safe
Safety goggles, check. Remember safety first.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=116144
Misfit
Make up your own caption here, the possibilities are endless.
Snoop Deville
12-03-10, 11:18
If you like thick thighs here's the girl for you.
A Knucklehead
12-03-10, 17:47
If you like thick thighs here's the girl for you.Look at those drumsticks!
New doctor.
I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out.
My new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said,"Don't worry,
I'm a professional. I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said,"I`ve ben told my dick tastes funny."
Beavers, left unattended, can clear a forest in no time.
Old Woodie
12-11-10, 12:31
Afters years of wondering what the hell "Victoria's Secret" was. Finally the truth has come out.
How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations.
-
I have 2 Minnesota Vikings season tickets for
Sale. My girlfriend doesn't want to attend any more of
Their games as she doesn't like the person who sits
In the seat next to us. I've attached a picture
With the view from our seats.
Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.
Current Bid: $6, 500 each
KC Questor
12-19-10, 04:19
What do they have in common?
Help wanted. Begin your new exciting job as model.
http://www.efukt.com/20800_Bait_&_Switch.html
Misfit
Merry Christmas 2010.
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=onemoregift.wmv
Yahoo. When you need to know.
Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,
Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.
We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,
That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of the family, was lyin on the flow,
My sister wif her gurlfriend,
And my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .
"Sh'eet, it must be the law"
I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,
But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,
And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,
I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!
That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,
An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"
He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,
And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit!
I can't believe quality control never saw this.
Hello Kitty
12-31-10, 05:11
I know it's late to post but what hell.
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Misfit
A boner gone in 5 seconds. Warning: Scroll down at your own discretion.
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MisfitNice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"
Happy New Year my friends!
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