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Every bird has its own personal path of flight. I personally didn't find any excitement whatsoever! I actually thought it was sick and disgusting but that's just the motion of my flight!
Wow, two minutes of men smacking women until they cry. Hilarious.
I see that the video description says "If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears...". I'd like to think that the MAJORITY of men don't enjoy seeing any woman beaten to tears.
Posters......................
Member #3969
10-02-09, 14:52
Now why can't something like this ever happen when I have to go shopping?
Member #3969
10-02-09, 15:02
What's your favorite style of drinking?
Baltimonger
10-02-09, 19:28
What's your favorite style of drinking?
Well the Molson Exel is fucking non alcoholic, and will never get you laid.
How can you tell if she's really pissed?
The narrator recommends using the Internet to research reputable companies.
I just meant the film was made in 2006, as you can see in the beginning when it says "Getting a Leg Up in Porn".
Misfit
Wow, two minutes of men smacking women until they cry. Hilarious.
I see that the video description says "If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears...". I'd like to think that the MAJORITY of men don't enjoy seeing any woman beaten to tears.Dude lighten up, it's just a video. I will try & not post more material that will cause harm to your fragile state of mind. In the meanwhile here is a video I'm sure you are able to watch. But then again, you just might find something offensive with a sheep getting that much pleasure from a simple sheer. So it's impossible to win with YOU people.
[Link to Photo deleted by Admin]
Misfit
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Al Qaeda leader 'Abu Musab al-Zarqawi', killed by US Forces in Iraq , has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised!
Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO .. This is choice!
A cute little lady from Iowa had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in approximately the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan.
The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with 'Carnation Milk is best of all.'
She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I can do this! She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled up in front of her house.
A man got out and said, 'Carnation LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even though we will not be able to use it!'
Betcha haven't tried this one...................
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=JapaneseStyle.wmv
This week's BEST balcony contest!
1st place: Tracy & Wayne Smith - Winnipeg
Those Darn Canadians and their balconies!
Dude lighten up, it's just a video. I will try & not post more material that will cause harm to your fragile state of mind. In the meanwhile here is a video I'm sure you are able to watch. But then again, you just might find something offensive with a sheep getting that much pleasure from a simple sheer. So it's impossible to win with YOU people.
[Link to Photo deleted by Admin]
Misfit
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Let's try this one more time, I don't see how I can upload a video on here? So I uploaded the vid on to Flurl. Don't worry it's PG-13 for you sensitive viewers out there.
http://www.flurl.com/video/43879289_sheep_shearing.htm
Misfit
Baltimonger
10-12-09, 19:37
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvqmlWKd1-Q&NR=1
My sweet husband invited me to go hunting with him this year. I couldn't believe it. The first time ever! I never thought he'd be willing to share his 'guy time' with me and being the thoughtful man that he is, he even gave me an opening day present. He calls it 'The First Timers Lucky Hat'. I'm so fortunate to be married to him. I have attached a picture of me in my lucky hat below.
My deck has some cracks on it!
... in good conscience we must give up a few things.
... in good conscience we must give up a few things.
Location. Location. Location
Real reason why Chicago didn't get Olympics!
Real reason why Chicago didn't get Olympics!
That's one helluva cameltoe on the Chicago babe.
That's one helluva cameltoe on the Chicago babe.
That's because it is still attached to the camel...
Ever wonder why some women just stay single?
Sorry, for the next 2 days I won't be able to post any jokes.
My neighbor is painting ceilings in her house.
I've been asked to hold the ladder.
Devon Aire
10-22-09, 12:21
Ever wonder why some women just stay single?
Gheeez, I think you found Sasquatch!
Seva Lurker
10-22-09, 17:00
Sorry, for the next 2 days I won't be able to post any jokes.
My neighbor is painting ceilings in her house.
I've been asked to hold the ladder.
Make sure you're wearing your safety glasses. She might accidentally drop some paint in your eye and ruin the view. Not to mention it hurts like hell.
Seva Lurker
10-22-09, 17:02
Gheeez, I think you found Sasquatch!
Either that or it's the 'abominable hairman' getting ready for a long cold winter.
The LE must've thought they can't be THAT stupid, can they? and never raided the place.
With this economy, can you blame them?
A new world's record in the high jump from a kneeling position was set last week at a beach in southern France.
This picture was taken just two seconds before the jump took place.
In case we run out of masks during the N1H1 flu season.
Here is a ‘homemade’ mask you can make yourself.
It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses.
Hey guy's.
Lets leave the slutty costumes for the girls this Halloween OK?
How do I apply for a coaching position..........
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=football_as_it_should_be_010306.wmv
Baltimonger
10-30-09, 18:52
She'll make a great wife and mother.
Monger Forever
11-01-09, 02:48
Wtf this is a pic of trick or treaters at white house 2009 Halloween. Wtf is the guy in back ground dressed as ? Maybe a wizard?
The new Bukakke Burger
"If it does'nt get all over the place, It does'nt belong in your face"
http://www.efukt.com/20587_The_Bukakke_Burger.html
Misfit
LOL.
But you know a judge will make Hooter's buy that b1tch a camry.
They already did.
7 1/2 years ago.
She hustled that extra beer for them. She deserved it.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/680871/posts
Best selling Halloween Costume of the Year .
RETIRED HOOTERS GIRL
Just a Reminder.
Summer is Over
Baltimonger
11-05-09, 23:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc88O04XCV8
Confucius Say:
If you can't find the book
you want
You're probably shopping
At the.............
Baldy Cruiser
11-07-09, 22:41
I'm an Old Dog.......lol
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Brilliance only comes with age and experience.
Dog will not eat peanut butter pussy. Man's...correction, I mean Woman's best friend.
http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=112853
Misfit
But apparently she knows most of you guy's!
Pfizer (Viagra) National Corp Headquarters
Motivational Posters 1............
Motivational Posters 2...........................
Tha X Facta
11-11-09, 23:29
Someone is gonna burn in hell for this!
DID YOU NOTICE THE BUTTOCK OF THE GIRL IN THEBACKGROUND?
If So,
THEN MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOUR EYE DOCTOR BECAUSE IT IS THE SHOULDER OF THE GIRL WHO IS TAKING A PHOTO!!!!!
Member #3969
11-13-09, 09:48
Maybe this is why some guys spend so much time hunting?
How Pumpkin Pie Is Made........................
KC Questor
11-20-09, 17:32
Fibroid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ir_qk52-Fg&feature=rec-HM-r2
wtf? i don't get it
The car that's going to save GM.
If you want plastic surgery done right, then just head south of the border to TJ. Just ask this girl.
Misfit
Here kitty...kitty...kitty
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=86777
Misfit
Pretend your black. BALLZ DEEEEEP SON!
http://www.efukt.com/20599_How_To_Piss_Off_A_Hooker.html
Misfit
Gobble Gobble.............
The Woods Family Christmas Card...............
That did not take long.........
New Inspirational/ Motivation Photos
Member #3969
12-03-09, 15:48
Words to live by.
My wife, was always after me to go shopping with her.
Then I began wearing my favourite
tee shirt.
She doesn't want me to go shopping with her anymore.
Seva Lurker
12-05-09, 00:12
There goes the diet!!!
Now there is a box lunch I could handle on a daily basis and then some. :D
The Question of the Day is... Will the Dollar fall or not?
The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Ass!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
"The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."
It was bad enough Ben Franklin died of syphilis, now this.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=87806
Misfit
Baltimonger
12-06-09, 14:21
Bribing Santa
Economic Night Out
Great News for YOU during these financially challenging times!
I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
Obviously, I can't afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.
Holiday Decorations........................
Baltimonger
12-08-09, 22:40
Benjamin Franklin died at 84 years from respiratory failure.
Franklin did not have syphilis,,,but, like every man in that time period, without antibiotics, expressed fear over contracting any STD.
The lie that he died from complications from syphilis is a left wing, Liberal attempt at revisionism history, much like the lie that Einstein smoked marijuana.
It's the perverted history that is being taught to young minds today.
Dr. Jones, Franklin's physician, informed the readers of Franklin's final illness. He had been suffering from empyema, pus filling in his lung brought on by attacks of pleurisy many years earlier. An abscess in Franklin's lung burst and he passed into a coma."
Damn, and all this time I thought he flipped his Kawasaki on the Jersey Turnpike.
Baltimonger
12-09-09, 21:04
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/turlingtons-lower-back-tattoo-remover/1056744/
Clark Kent
12-10-09, 14:46
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/turlingtons-lower-back-tattoo-remover/1056744/
Reminds me of the time I saw a pic of a girl who had 'fuck me' tattooed above her clit. They only think of the here and now and don't think of when they get to be 70 or 80 and have to have caregivers help them bathe. What if the caregiver was her great-grand daughter or something and they saw that, lol. I've never thought tattoos on women looked attractive.
Things to think about at this jolly time of the year.
Just in case you're not in the spirit yet, I picked you out a Christmas Tree.
I need no thanks.
Just look at the mug on that kid, probably thinking "way to go mom!"
Misfit
Just thought you guys would enjoy the fine lines on this body
Vintage Rolls Royce With a Mint Condition Body
Just thought you guys would enjoy the fine lines on this body
Vintage Rolls Royce With a Mint Condition BodyEven if the aim of the left headlight may need adjustment, the rest of the body passes my inspection. Just wondering how the engine runs.
Be safe.
Horrible After Affects Of Swine Flu.........................
Baltimonger
12-15-09, 00:44
http://niggaflip.com/
Don't worry, nobody will notice!!!
Now thats fuckin funny............
http://niggaflip.com/
The wife bitched me out last night, for walking through the house with my boots on again. So I decided to jump on the bike and go for a quick spin, to cool down...
Boy, that pissed her off even more!!!
Big D 6019
12-16-09, 12:24
Just look at the mug on that kid, probably thinking "way to go mom!"
MisfitWhy is this picture on here? This is a sex site, and this picture is inappropriate and disturbing. It needs to be removed. All it takes is one idiot like the fool who posted this pic to ruin this site.
Clark Kent
12-17-09, 10:26
Oh, for god's sake, if the people here can't handle seeing a pic like that then they don't need to be here. Yes, this is a 'sex site', and if you go to other sex sites you'll see more disturbing things than that there. I was less disturbed seeing that pic than I was when I saw Two Girls and a Cup, believe me. Yes, the person that would make a cake like that to begin with knowing kids would be there and for that woman to do that with children in the room watching is bad, but it's not like it's a picture of the kid doing it himself. I guess I'm not one of these Dateline NBC or local news types that looks for everything in bad taste and gets all uptight about it. All I thought when I saw it was it was some ignorant people that would do that in front of children, not that grown adults at this site needed to be censored from it. The picture's been up since Sunday, I'm sure if Jackson thought it was disturbing he would have removed it by now.
Why is this picture on here? This is a sex site, and this picture is inappropriate and disturbing. It needs to be removed. All it takes is one idiot like the fool who posted this pic to ruin this site.Big D 6019,
If you think a woman imitating fellatio is disturbing, maybe you are on the wrong type of “sex site”. I know nothing about the subject of homosexuality, but I am sure that if you Google homos sucking, you may find subject matter more suitable to your paradigm.
Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour today after "beating" the world's #1 golfer. The win came after the top golfer was disqualified for playing the wrong hole.
What You're Getting from Santa...........
Why is this picture on here? This is a sex site, and this picture is inappropriate and disturbing. It needs to be removed. All it takes is one idiot like the fool who posted this pic to ruin this site.
I log on once a week, so here is my reply. You stupid dumb fuck, did YOU not read the name on this thread. It's called Humorous Photos. I may be a fool but at least I'm not an uptight newbie with a stick up his ass like yourself. YOU may want to get that surgically removed unless YOU actually enjoy it being in there, then Cowboy01 hit the nail right on the head.
Big D 6019, a regular member with only 5 months on this board, please get a clue idiot!
Misfit
Richmond Fotog
12-27-09, 19:08
Someone with very interesting creativity and a lot of free time on their hands ...
There are 566 more of these ... all different.
TexasMonger
12-27-09, 21:44
Someone with very interesting creativity and a lot of free time on their hands ...
There are 566 more of these ... all different.Got a link to share with us ?
Cheers
TM
Joe Jolong
12-27-09, 22:29
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Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour today after "beating" the world's #1 golfer. The win came after the top golfer was disqualified for playing the wrong hole.
This joke may have been posted.
What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's :)
Richmond Fotog
12-28-09, 21:50
Probably about as much as Trojan endorsing Tiger with condoms.
"For when 18 holes isn't enough ..."
This joke may have been posted.
What's the difference between Tiger and Santa Claus?
Santa stopped at 3 Ho's :)
Richmond Fotog
12-30-09, 00:20
Interesting expression, huh?
Richmond Fotog
12-30-09, 00:25
Mom gave careful thought to this name ..... then you have to be a judge and show it on TV.
Richmond Fotog
12-30-09, 00:42
A few more ....
Richmond Fotog
12-31-09, 10:40
I don't understand the requirement on having to put text in this box for a category based upon photos, especially ones that speak for themselves.
My 2 wishes for the new year are: Health & Wealth.
But let's face it, I prefer these two instead.
Misfit
The text is so the system can detect a message. The pics are attachments and you have to have something to "ATTACH" to hence the text.
NEWS FLASH!
Model Sues Mexican Plastic Surgeon for not making her nipples "even" after a breast implant!!
Model Mary Segovia says that plastic surgeon, Dr. Jose Manaus Barvaria, left her nipples "uneven" when he performed breast implants on her last month. Ms. Segovia says she has contacted a lawyer and plans to file suit in the National Court of Justice in Mexico City.
Dr. Barvaria says he sees nothing wrong with Ms. Segovia's breasts. "Hell, they look perfectly normal to me." Dr. Barvaria stated recently. "I cannot see what all the fuss is about."
Baltimonger
12-31-09, 12:51
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f5de67fae/a-hooker-s-christmas
Things you'll notice when you're over 60.
Baltimonger
01-03-10, 00:05
What being horny can make you do:
If you are offended by defecation then look away. The monster of all loads.
http://www.efukt.com/20623_Scat_Fail.html
Misfit
This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.
This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.
If ANYBODY sees me doing this, shoot me immediately for I have lost my mind.
And shoot her so she doesn't tell anybody!! LOL
Seva Lurker
01-04-10, 09:04
If ANYBODY sees me doing this, shoot me immediately for I have lost my mind.
And shoot her so she doesn't tell anybody!! LOL
We'd almost have to shoot her so there are no witnesses.
But then there are guys who like 'em in the large economy size. I'm not one of them that is for sure. :D
I was going through my old vinyl the other day and found a record from the mid 70's by a Tucson group called the Dusty Chaps. One of my favorite local bands when I lived there. Early rock-a-billy, original lyrics and a fun group. One of the songs was called "Drunken Mistake" (http://www.mefeedia.com/watch/23884681) thank you Google. Now the video has only a photo of the album cover and some shots from the southwest, but that song applies here. AND I DO MEAN APPLIES. :D
This holiday season, it really is important that you think about having that extra drink. Ask yourself if you really need it. That one for the road can really lead to disaster, I really am thinking of your safety, and so. I send this photo to remind you to drink responsibly.Who paid who? LOL
Richmond Fotog
01-06-10, 10:27
ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU?
http://www.myjokemail.com/funny-pictures/romeo-romeo-wherefore-art-thou/
Imagine that .. if there's any truth behind that photo.
New Book you want to read.........
Some women just think of everything........
Old School 62
01-06-10, 22:49
The sad side to this story is that as soon as the guy wins the money, he dumps his previous girlfriend of several years without any explanation.
Here's the poor lady's picture and the egotistical bastard with his new love....LOL
I'm not trying to start a board war Agent61 and intend no offense per my comment:
Posting that photo of the handicapped woman to invoke humor is just deplorable. Crude, humorless and downright f_ _ _ _ed up.
Old School 62
01-09-10, 02:54
I know, why don't you see if you can track her down and send her some money.
I'll tell you what, I'll send you the money. You see, this weekend your going to get all drunk or crazy high on your crack. Then your going to get behind the wheel, crash into a telephone pole and crush half your skull. You'll receive the largest cranioplasty in medical history. You'll then spend the rest of your life drooling in your lap and wearing diapers.
Then, I'll send you money...
Sillyolman
01-09-10, 10:19
I'll tell you what, I'll send you the money. You see, this weekend your going to get all drunk or crazy high on your crack. Then your going to get behind the wheel, crash into a telephone pole and crush half your skull. You'll receive the largest cranioplasty in medical history. You'll then spend the rest of your life drooling in your lap and wearing diapers.
Then, I'll send you money...
That sounds fitting for him, all except sending him the money part.
I hope this doesn't offend anyone.
3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer
Question # 1:
How much does a house weigh?
Question # 2:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge Hold?
And
Question # 3:
Would this be covered by home insurance, car insurance, or, does it come under roadside assistance?
1st. time posting on this thread. How's this for cool?
Let's see if it works now.
I can't tell who is more desperate? Man http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=89869 or Man's best friend http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=89856 Remember stick with your own kind.
Misfit
New soup--ready to fly off the shelf
Sillyolman
01-10-10, 19:12
You guys had better stay away from sites like http://www.ogrish.tv/ , http://www.rotten.com/ and the sort.
And make sure your "Safe Search" is on in what ever search engine you like to use.
Then you can sit at home with the drapes closed and the lights out and wish bad sh1t on me all you want without being offended..........:D
It is unbelievable that you are as arrogant and as insensative to other peoples situtations as you have demonstrated. I thank God that I had parents who instilled values and morals in me that don't allow me to disrepect my fellow man the way you do. Your karma is coming and it won't be pretty. Keep finding your spooge gallary girls and posting your pics of those less fortunate than yourself. The more karma you send out the more you will get in return. Enjoy it.
Please, can we stop this crap? I keep looking for a nice humorous pic, and all I see is a bunch of bickering! Like a bunch of two year olds.
If you don't like something, get over it! There really are more important things in life than to flame someone over their sense of humor.
If you're walking down the street and see someone kick a dog or a handicapped person, take your indignation out there.
I don't think anything posted here should be taken seriously, do you?
ez
I thank God that I had parents who instilled values and morals in me that don't allow me to disrepect my fellow man the way you do.
That why you go to massage parlors and get whacked off, to follow the values and morals your parents instilled?? Pulleeze. Get over yourself.
Beware of this latest slick method of credit card fraud!
Be extra careful when swiping your card on this specific type of machine.
This machine can end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for!
Please forward this message to all your friends and contacts.
Immense losses can be prevented!
Below is the photo of the machine:
3 Questions for a Redneck Engineer[...]
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=924331&postcount=1730Yep - he just needs to buy that land and leave the house right where it is. Probably cheaper.
I know, I know only a matter of time until someone did this.
Boys love remote control toys.............
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=For_Wife.wmv
LordBlackAdder
01-14-10, 13:02
The high fine will persuade people not to touch the wires.
Tiger gets a new sponsor...........
URCanadianLove
01-14-10, 21:23
Now THAT is what I call PROGRESS!
What you see might not be what you get.
Knew I smelled something "fishy", when the working girl said "I accept all major form of credit cards".
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=90416
Misfit
Richmond Fotog
01-17-10, 15:36
Pretty-S lut's personal page:
http://www.showyourcunt.org/member.php?w=46552
pretty-s lut seems to be a female, 36 years old, claims to be living in Canada
She doesn't leave her photos up for long ....
Member #5805
01-18-10, 22:37
How did this photo of Rush with a boob flash girl go un-noticed outside of Gus Garcia's article at the Miami New Times. LOL
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/01/soulless_morons_of_the_week_ru.php
He may be conservative but he is not dead.
Blood transfusions
American Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.
Some more new sponsor.........
Liquid Oxygen
01-22-10, 01:19
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been? "
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo. "
A tattoo? " she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get? "
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, " he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking? " she said, shaking her head in disdain"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates? "
"Well, for one I like to watch my money grow, and two once in a while I like to play with my money, three I like how money feels in my hand and lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Liquid Oxygen
01-24-10, 01:58
A little boy and a little girl were playing. The little boy exposes himself, and pointing says" my daddy says I have one of these and you don't!".
The little girl very upset by this runs crying into the house. A while later, very much settled and content, she comes out. She exposes herself and pointing says "I have one of these, and my mommy says when I get older if I am good, I can have all of those I want!".
Richmond Fotog
01-24-10, 13:45
Dip yer balls ...
LordBlackAdder
01-26-10, 00:31
The pics say it all. Although you have to wonder what they were thinking when the bumper sticker was printed.
KC Questor
01-26-10, 01:04
How did this photo of Rush with a boob flash girl go un-noticed outside of Gus Garcia's article at the Miami New Times. LOL
http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/01/soulless_morons_of_the_week_ru.php
Uh, because it is clearly and ineptly Photoshopped?
Mechanic69
01-26-10, 13:16
Uh, because it is clearly and ineptly Photoshopped?
It's definitely a fake, Rush is a Republican with family values and would not be seen with a woman like that. He's probably more into drugs and boys, not that there is anything wrong with that.
M69
Uh, because it is clearly and ineptly Photoshopped?
I think A61's LOL at the end of the sentence indicated that he knows it isn't real.
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
"It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS GIRL THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING!! THIS SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS"!!!
WHAT ABOUT US.... THE HARD-WORKIN EVERYDAY FAN?
How To Wash Both Hands-Prevent H1N1
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=WashBothHands.mpg
Spearmonger
01-27-10, 10:46
She had this surgery quite some time ago. Here are some after shots.
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/more-new-pix-of-simona-halep-you-havent-seen-24811
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
"It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS GIRL THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING!! THIS SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE BRAT SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS"!!!
WHAT ABOUT US.... THE HARD-WORKIN EVERYDAY FAN?
Member #3969
01-29-10, 15:28
Is this a great invention or what?
It appears that this doctor finally found that missing fourth hole on a girl. Gives a whole new meaning to the term "deep throut"
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=113869
Misfit
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this picture?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=92030
http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/college-girl-ready-2-party/1619087
Misfit
Is it the rosary, ABC pillow, kid or just plain out cellulite on that fat ass.
Can anyone tell me what is wrong with this picture?
Could this be a fuse?
Possibly a Muslim who's going to blow herself up?
Damn, we're not even safe on the beach anymore!
Crazy Jim Wood
01-31-10, 20:05
Well I certainly would not pull on that string
Could this be a fuse?
Possibly a Muslim who's going to blow herself up?
Damn, we're not even safe on the beach anymore!
Limit all politicians to two terms.
One in office
One in prison
Illinois already does this.
Richmond Fotog
02-07-10, 00:30
Images attached.
Move over Avatar, we have a new Oscar nominee this year. It has action, erotica & drama, not to mention bitches.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/57578/Run_*****_Run_is_a_killer_movie_about_a_girl_who_was_raped_and_grows_up_to_kill/
Misfit
Move over Avatar, we have a new Oscar nominee this year. It has action, erotica & drama, not to mention bitches.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/57578/Run_*****_Run_is_a_killer_movie_about_a_girl_who_was_raped_and_grows_up_to_kill/
Misfit
Oh Man.... LMAO. Good find.
Baltimonger
02-07-10, 20:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5NIlLdsHQ
LordBlackAdder
02-10-10, 23:57
some misc photos best fit for this section
LordBlackAdder
02-11-10, 00:00
In an effort to improve thier market share from now on all UPS drives will dress like this.
LordBlackAdder
02-11-10, 00:03
The perfect wife two different models
LordBlackAdder
02-11-10, 00:05
With Valentine's Day approaching wishing veryone to have a perfect Valentine.
This is mine :)
LordBlackAdder
02-11-10, 00:10
The not so perfect wife
Seva Lurker
02-11-10, 08:23
In an effort to improve thier market share from now on all UPS drives will dress like this.
Only if they look like that. My regular UPS driver would not do that outfit any kind of justice at all. Even the few female UPS drivers I've seen would look better in an 1890's era swimsuit. :D
Richmond Fotog
02-11-10, 09:24
An honest weather map ...
In an effort to improve thier market share from now on all UPS drives will dress like this.
Gives a new meaning for " I have a package for you" for sure.
Roamin Roman
02-11-10, 18:57
Gives a new meaning for " I have a package for you" for sure.Like the company says, "See what Brown can do for you."
Not your father's Ukrainian army...
The Old Sarge
02-13-10, 00:30
Not your father's Ukrainian army...But wearing (appropriately enough) "****" caps.
When should a veteran crackwhore retire?
When she can't remember her old pornstar name...lol
http://www.efukt.com/20651_Crackwhore_Confesses_To_Incest!.html
Misfit
Will I get laid on Valentine's day?
How to please a please a woman with 3 1/2".
I walked outside today and found two feet of snow!
How can you tell when a veteran monger needs new glasses?
Why Is It.........................
Further proof that I have some seriously disturbed friends..
Cool Snow Blower...
Hey did anyone else catch the Japanese curling team?
Since singer Susan Boyle (who professes to be a virgin) has been on TV, there's been a marked drop in suicide bombings.
Apparently many of the terrorists didn't realize what a virgin looked like.
Clark Kent
02-27-10, 04:00
How can you tell when a veteran monger needs new glasses?
God, that woman reminds me of the shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice.
Ideas to make the Olympics better to watch.
Did her parents not teach her manners, what kind of upbringing and mannerism training did they give her as a child. This is an embrassment to her parents, burping while sucking a cock.
http://uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=105161
Misfit
Ideas to make the Olympics better to watch.
I've always thought figure skating would be much more enjoyable if the women wore thongs.
I have wet dreams about Christy Yummycoochie in a thong.:D
I've always thought figure skating would be much more enjoyable if the women wore thongs.
I have wet dreams about Christy Yummycoochie in a thong.:DThe REAL reason why figure skating is so popular.
The Real reason the movie "Smoky & the Bandit was so popular.
Just Do It!! - Before Tiger Does.
Damn, that Johnny Depp is looking a little odd as the Mad Hatter. Take a look at the clip.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=114265
Misfit
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when out of nowhere there's this big crack that appeared in my windshield!
Crazy Jim Wood
03-11-10, 15:35
just say no to crack man
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when out of nowhere there's this big crack that appeared in my windshield!
I'm driving along on the highway at 65 miles an hour (the speed limit), minding my own business, when out of nowhere there's this big crack that appeared in my windshield!
Looks like you missed a chance at a rearender!!
I say again. Do not open or look at this.
Richmond Fotog
03-11-10, 20:30
... a girl instead of a boy?
I say again. Do not open or look at this.I see your windshield has a crack in it too!
Seva Lurker
03-12-10, 08:46
I see your windshield has a crack in it too!
Yep it looks like Golfcart does too. But I like the crack in his windshield better. Yours could have used a 'WIDE LOAD' sign. :D
Seva Lurker
03-12-10, 22:33
This Cannot End Well.
One very, very good reason not to tailgate.
I'm sure his day turned to shit quite very quickly.
How does a streetwalker get off from being given a citation?
With a friendly gesture.
The picture is real by the way.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=94901
Misfit
Perfect Woman with Perfect Attitude.
How can you tell if 3 brunets are really blonds?
I respect a girl who has power and will negotiate to get what she wants.
Permanent Wood
03-15-10, 20:35
How does a streetwalker get off from being given a citation?
With a friendly gesture.
The picture is real by the way.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=94901
MisfitI saw this one when you posted it up, and knew it was an instant classic right away, good work.
Why bananas grow in a bunch..............
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=banana.wmv
Snoop Deville
03-16-10, 22:17
I'm sure this one is legit.
This was up a few months ago. Some might have missed it. It's so funny.
What is the best way to get a IRS audit in Amarillo. Texas?
Now, let me get this straight...
Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?
Brahmabull
03-17-10, 18:04
Now, let me get this straight...
Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?
3 things in life are certain.
Death
Taxes
Your slanted political humor that is frequently unfunny.
Except that was funny
3 things in life are certain.
Death
Taxes
Your slanted political humor that is frequently unfunny.
Nightwatchman1
03-18-10, 09:21
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true
Let me get this straight........
1. We're going to pass a health care plan
2. Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3. Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4. Signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5. With funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6. Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7. Financed by a country that's nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?
Indian Chief
03-18-10, 17:00
I guess, he had same posting when Bush why lying re. WMD inIraq and killed 3000 of our fine young man/woman.
Peace
What is the best way to get a IRS audit in Amarillo. Texas?
Mechanic69
03-19-10, 00:36
These anti Obama posters forget why our country is "broke". Clinton left a budget surplus and "conservative" W left us in a hole that will be difficult to overcome.
I believe this thread is for photos of jokes?
You know like when you go to the comedy show and the guy picks you out an hammers you all night. Your opinion would be you don't like that, however everyone around you as laughing hysterically at you. I stated it before I don't like any politician left wing right-wing Democrat or Republican of recent years there all a bunch of liars!
This country needs a major overhaul!
I'm sorry that your party is the one that's an office right now you know the dumb looking guy in the front of the critics with the big ears!
Acceptance is the key to life!
Brahmabull
03-19-10, 13:12
I believe this thread is for photos of jokes?
You know like when you go to the comedy show and the guy picks you out an hammers you all night. Your opinion would be you don't like that, however everyone around you as laughing hysterically at you. I stated it before I don't like any politician left wing right-wing Democrat or Republican of recent years there all a bunch of liars!
This country needs a major overhaul!
I'm sorry that your party is the one that's an office right now you know the dumb looking guy in the front of the critics with the big ears!
Acceptance is the key to life!
If you have no leanings one way or the other? Why can I not find any republican jokes posted by you?
Perfect Woman with Perfect Attitude.
Anyone have an idea where I can find one or 2 or these? hehe
PC out
Anyone have an idea where I can find one or 2 or these? hehe
PC outYes PC, there called Hookers! Some rare ones are called girlfriends for a limited time only. As once they hang around long enough to acquire the name wives....... all that aforementioned shit stops at once! Therefor the search for Hookers begin once again.
Member #5805
03-19-10, 17:48
These anti Obama posters forget why our country is "broke". Clinton left a budget surplus and "conservative" W left us in a hole that will be difficult to overcome.And the solution to this is to spend more money than any President in the history of this country.
World Wise
03-19-10, 22:51
Check the name of the thread, gents. Photos and Jokes---OK?
Seva Lurker
03-20-10, 09:05
Check the name of the thread, gents. Photos and Jokes---OK?
I agree with World Wise here folks. Care to check some of the posts in the Jokes and Humorous Stories (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=954340&postcount=1894) that Jackson has expunged because of the politics. That man is busy enough, let's not get him involved in cleaning up this forum too.
If you have any jokes or opinions on the current and past presidents, please post them here American Politics during the Obama Presidency (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5936).
I find most of the photos humorous, but obviously there are some thin skinned individuals who, rightly or wrongly, are offended by them. Parody has been a way of life in America for a long time, learn to live with it.
So if we're going to be bickering on them, take them to where the bickering is less obvious.
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