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Murdogg525
03-22-09, 14:43
Dinner, the most important meal of the day.
Misfit Did she layout a nice enchilada?
Treatment For a Black Eye
For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment
For a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it.
Scientific studies have proven that while
The raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing
Process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken
Blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes.
These same studies have shown that
Application of warm, soft and tender meat is the most effective in
Helping the eyes to recover from the damage.
Administer treatment until pain and swelling are gone...
Caution: This could possibly cause some swelling in other areas.
That mouth with vocal cords ruins most women.
Did you forget the BBBJ? Then who is going to read the script
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2-KGEZjnu8&feature=PlayList&p=2092169AD6C25EE8&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=33
with all the sound effects of moaning, panting, ...etc.
Also the boobs are missing.
Not sure about anyone else, but the sound that turns me on the most is the pussy getting warmed up sloping and popping!
Mechanic69
03-28-09, 14:28
Not sure about anyone else, but the sound that turns me on the most is the pussy getting warmed up sloping and popping!
I like a "pussy fart" after some serious pounding.
Seva Lurker
03-28-09, 16:05
The perfect woman
Actually that is an oxymoron (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/oxymoron).
At least parking would not be a problem.
Baltimonger
03-29-09, 12:21
Some people in this world should NEVER make home made porn:
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=305765
Street Seeker
03-29-09, 15:54
Some people in this world should NEVER make home made porn:
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=305765
Man...I think there might have been earthquake readings happening in that house.
Some people in this world should NEVER make home made porn:
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=305765
Kinda gives new meaning to the phrase "Thar she blows!"
So, there she was just driving along I-81 and somehow she caught my eye.
We exchanged glances but..... she?was?decent enough to let me know she was married.
Thank God that I didn't get the wrong idea! FUCK MORALS
So, there she was just driving along I-81 and somehow she caught my eye.
I can't imagine why!
My ex-sister-in-law (i.e., my ex-wife's sister) used to do this. But in a truck, so you could only see her upper body.
Somebody's Watching Me!
That's the money you could
be saving with Geico!
Pic`s......................
Pic`s...That's clearly a prom date pic, but the principle is sound.
A Knucklehead
04-06-09, 12:38
1. When I was born, I was given a choice. A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings. '
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men. 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Why men shouldn't take messages.
Did you ever wonder why raincoats are yellow?
LordBlackAdder
04-10-09, 13:22
This one requires no explanation, but have to type somehting.
LordBlackAdder
04-10-09, 13:24
Political cartoon from the Chicago Tribune published in 1934. Nothing in it could be used as an analogy to anything happening today.
KC Questor
04-10-09, 20:57
Russia takes an American ad and runs with it...
A famous wise man once said:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Misfit
Cause: If you catch your significant other having an affair with the poolboy.
Effect: Diving board & rope.
Cause: If you catch your significant other having an affair with the handyman.
Effect: Ladder & rope.
Misfit
KC Questor
04-12-09, 13:41
A famous wise man once said:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Misfit
This is why my favorite athlete lately is Natalie Gulbis:
Member #4434
04-12-09, 20:48
A famous wise man once said:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Misfit
I'd love to meet her as well, but I'm afraid that photo has been photoshopped !
CurtisMoto69
04-13-09, 05:44
This is why my favorite athlete lately is Natalie Gulbis:
She is the only reason I have seen all of Donald Trump's The Apprentice. She is smoking hot and those boobs! Too much!
Jack Luskin
04-18-09, 23:56
Complete collection?Awesome, Glenn!
Male: The improper way to re-use an empty Coke bottle.
Female: The proper way to re-use an empty Coke bottle.
Misfit
Don't you just hate when this happens. You can always tell her "Don't worry baby, I only shoot blanks."
http://www.efukt.com/1903_Dont_Cum_Inside_Me.html
Misfit
R Consultant
04-20-09, 00:55
The bottle pic just looks so dam painful.. Ouch.......
Male: The improper way to re-use an empty Coke bottle.
Female: The proper way to re-use an empty Coke bottle.
Misfit
Northsideman
04-21-09, 15:33
That clip has been posted on many websites. Is it for real or was the girl just acting surprised?
KC Questor
04-21-09, 17:02
The bottle pic just looks so dam painful.. Ouch.......
Wow, I remember seeing that bottle picture when I was but a young lad. It has to be at least 30 years old, if not more.
I remember it vividly because I had just learned about Fatty Arbuckle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe_Arbuckle) and the scandal. For those of you who don't know, he was one of the biggest stars of movies in the late 1920s. At a wild party a young starlet died of internal bleeding -- supposedly after being raped by Arbuckle with a bottle of Coca Cola.
Northsideman
04-22-09, 00:25
That woman didn't really die from being raped by Fatty Arbuckle with a Coke bottle, that's a myth. The woman actually died from natural causes (possibly gonnerhea!). Unfortunately an innocent (and extremely popular) film comic's career was ended. Arbuckle was probably as popular then as someone like Jim Carrey is today. But since he was the scapegoat of one of Hollywood's first big scandals his films are rarely seen today.
Ever since I officially retired,
I've been searching for that "just right" volunteer job.
I just want to give back to the community a little something.
I looked around a long time and think I might of found it.
It had to be one where I didn't feel like it was a chore.
Something enjoyable.
Something a little different from the ordinary day-in, day-out routine.
At last I am truly comfortable being a volunteer.
I no longer feel like my talents are being wasted on non - meaning, irrelevant trivialities.
I do feel good again . . . ..
I Found The Perfect Retirement Job
Beats the hell out of being a greeter at Wall Mart
Maybe the happiest couple in the world.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United StatesRedneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2.. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Friday.
Chicago Biker
04-23-09, 22:33
Ever since I officially retired,
I've been searching for that "just right" volunteer job.
I just want to give back to the community a little something.
I looked around a long time and think I might of found it.
It had to be one where I didn't feel like it was a chore.
Something enjoyable.
Something a little different from the ordinary day-in, day-out routine.
At last I am truly comfortable being a volunteer.
I no longer feel like my talents are being wasted on non - meaning, irrelevant trivialities.
I do feel good again . . . ..
I Found The Perfect Retirement Job
Beats the hell out of being a greeter at Wall Mart
You can submit your application at Ponderosa Sun Club in Roselawn Indiana.
Problem solved.
Bwahahahahahaha.
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United StatesRedneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2.. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Friday.
This is a joke IMHO. Whether it's fact, fiction or whatever really doesn't interest me. I post these things hopefully to bring a smile to someone's face! So if you're a person who just likes conflict, doesn't like smiling or has something against me, please put me on your ignore list. I'm really not interested in constructive criticism on a Fucking joke!
Photo Suite lightens up those under exposed pics for better detail.
Please excuse me for venting not intended for you. I'm not really good at the Photoshop thing, anyway thanks for the e-mails the other day!
Sheriff's car
The Kern County, California, Sheriff's Department orders plain white patrol units and has the graphics applied locally. In this case, what they ordered was not quite what they got.
This car was driven for 1 week before an officer noticed what the graphics company employee did on the passenger side of the car. The employee did this on his last day working for the graphics company before he retired.
Larks Tongue
04-24-09, 21:09
Maybe the happiest couple in the world.
I would love to play with her, and I wonder how many vagina's he's tore up with that thing he's packing?
She is thinking "I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner."
Misfit
KC Questor
05-01-09, 00:29
I get some news from an RSS feed, so headlines from a variety of different sources all come to one place for me to read them. Sometimes these headlines are shortened so they fit in the allotted space.
I clicked this one as soon as I saw it:
California girl beats off... (http://screencast.com/t/10vs6SQKy)
Lurker 2009
05-01-09, 20:10
It was often said that a black man would be president of the United States when pigs fly.
Now we have President Obama and the swine flu!
Cloud William
05-02-09, 16:28
I have no idea what they are but I like the name
7 Ways to Serve a Man a Drink...if you don't drink - you may want to start
5, 6 or 7 will do me just fine
KC Questor
05-09-09, 21:58
This is an ad for Gaviscon, a heartburn remedy. Apparently it was translated from another language... poorly.
source (http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/what_the/copy_conundrums_its_like_a_fireman_came_in_your_mouth_115624.asp)
7 Ways to Serve a Man a Drink...if you don't drink - you may want to start
I don't drink beer, I drink cerveza.
Misfit
KC Questor
05-10-09, 20:39
Our 1st Happy Meal
My avatar on another board:
My wife was always after me to go shopping with her.
Then I began wearing my favorite shirt.
She doesn't want me to go shopping with her anymore.
Does this goal count?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDr7izPOS4M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUppVDO-fmQ&feature=player_embedded
They are the best of friends.
Up For A Little Target Practice???
Notice to all car jackers:
PussyMonster
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=1762PussyMonster.wmv
Not your hallmark variety............
Beats the blood bank any day!
Ikea Has Announced Its Intention To Take Over Gm, And To Sell Cars.
We Are In Deep Shit.......................
Man's Life Summed Up in One Photo...
DarthRaider666
05-20-09, 13:46
Man's Life Summed Up in One Photo...
I love that photo. It's so true. A woman who has the look the a man really likes, doesn't need a lot of fancy clothes or need to be great talker. All she needs is a nice pair of pumps, get the guy aroused then lead him around by his dick. I know from first hand experience, a had a woman lead me around that way fr three years.
Motivational Posters............
Geico......................
KC Questor
05-22-09, 12:46
Two Girls, One Sub
Quiznos swears (honest to gosh, we didn't do it, we promise!) that they had nothing to do with this sexy commercial with two Playmates and a sub sandwich
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1579920046?bctid=23069425001
Vegan (pronounced VEE-gun) is someone who, for various reasons, chooses to avoid using or consuming meat (sausage).
This girl is taking things a little too serious.
Misfit
These girls are lucky, they will never have to worry about drowning at the pool or at the beach. Can you say flotation device not required.
Misfit
Member #2401
05-24-09, 15:51
These girls are lucky, they will never have to worry about drowning at the pool or at the beach. Can you say flotation device not required.
MisfitHmmm, the one on the right? Isn't that Chelsea Charms in the center?
These girls are lucky, they will never have to worry about drowning at the pool or at the beach. Can you say flotation device not required.
Misfit
Don't tell me that they're strippers and their act is to crawl onstage and try to stand up.....
New fashion accessory......
Farm sounds................
This event was not in the travel brochure...
The incredible...........
It is almost like dangling candy in front of a baby.
Misfit
Early signs of being gay?
The dangers of Bareback Anal:
1. No pre-enema results in a cock in scat.
2. Make sure & wash junior after exiting the backdoor. If not, you might just end up with a messy Dirty Sanchez.
3. If she says "I'm an anal virgin", but you can actually fit more than one cock in there. There may be something wrong.
Misfit
.... that men tend to avoid Massage Parlors soon after eating Mexican food!
I am going to start to smoke cigars.
http://thetube.watchersweb.com/thetube/video/3579/commercial
When a man comes home after a really difficult day golfing, nothing brightens his spirits and makes him feel more appreciated than being met at the door by the smiling face of the woman he loves with an ice cold beer in her hand!
Technology gives new meaning to an old favorite!
Never make love to a sick pig...
I always wanted to live in the corner house at this intersection!
Always take the opportunity to bang the old ball & chain. Even if the youngin' is only a few inches away. If the kid wakes up just say" Don't worry kiddo, mommy & daddy are just wrestling".
Misfit
Ever wonder what your dick would see, if your pee hole was an eye?
Misfit
I am certain, this is what it would sound like to have sex with deaf actress Marlee Matlin.
She is a deaf pornstar named Juliet Willow I saw on Facialabuse, the video is a bit disturbing cause the guys really abuse her & degrade her. I kind of felt sorry for her, but I still downloaded the trailer. She has a hot body but the moaning was kind of wierd.
http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
Misfit
The P Hunter
06-15-09, 20:02
I am certain, this is what it would sound like to have sex with deaf actress Marlee Matlin.
She is a deaf pornstar named Juliet Willow I saw on Facialabuse, the video is a bit disturbing cause the guys really abuse her & degrade her. I kind of felt sorry for her, but I still downloaded the trailer. She has a hot body but the moaning was kind of wierd.
http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
http://www.efukt.com/2286_Deaf_Girl_Still_Wants_To_Be_A_Pornstar.html
Misfit
THAT WAS VERY DISTURBING!!!! I hope she is considering something else....poor thing!!!!
How come the color of the pants changes from black to gray? and the blouse color and design is different, and obviously the booty shape and size don't match.
Please post authentic stuff.
LordBlackAdder
06-16-09, 23:36
The pictire says it all!
Member #4376
06-17-09, 12:33
How come the color of the pants changes from black to gray? and the blouse color and design is different, and obviously the booty shape and size don't match.
Please post authentic stuff.Actually, they do match. The second pic was apparently taken separately, and the lighting is a little different.
Please post intelligent stuff.
Be sure to read the invitation carefully, as it is nicely worded...
You just can't hide class.
Live Well, Love Much, Laugh Often
The cutest ass you will ever see
When you spilled coffee on the paper, no where near as bad as on the keyboard.
It Has Finally Happened............
.......Sunglasses are now bigger than bikinis!
It's S.Y.B.S.T.D.
It's Send Your Buddy Some Titties Day
Who's YOUR buddy?
I am!
HAPPY TITTIES DAY PAL!
I was looking through an old album and came across a high -school class picture.
It's hard to see me but I'm sitting down in the middle
Quality Junk
06-18-09, 15:27
I was looking through an old album and came across a high -school class picture.
It's hard to see me but I'm sitting down in the middle
Man, I wish girls looked like that when I was in high school!!! Way to go A John you rock. Plus, you can always deny it was you if the SO finds this picture.
Seva Lurker
06-18-09, 17:47
It Has Finally Happened............
.......Sunglasses are now bigger than bikinis!
A friend of mine once said his father commented on styles in the 60's when necklines were plunging and hems were rising. He said his dad was 'waiting for the neckline and hemline to meet and throw away the belt'.
So am and with those bikinis, we're not too far off.
How come the color of the pants changes from black to gray? and the blouse color and design is different, and obviously the booty shape and size don't match.
Please post authentic stuff.Don't pick this stuff apart too much, most of us know the pic was a fake, but it was still funny, some one went to a lot of trouble to make the joke, I still laughed.
This year instead of the getting ol' pop the same old Craftsman tool set from Sears. Get him the gift he has been wanting since he settled down with the wife. Get him that Happy Ending he has been dreaming about all these years. Just make sure he takes his heart medicine, don't want to end up explaining to mom why pop is making a tent with the sheet at the ol' coroner's office. Disregard the Hobo remark.
http://www.efukt.com/20470_Hobo_Handjob.html
Misfit
The Question of the Day is...Will the Dollar fall or not???
The moral is........ Be a Tight Ass.
"Huell" have a great time at many protected California landmarks.
Just bring your own protection.
You're new golf tees are here!
When launching remember: Boat goes in first!
Nothing says white trash like mom being a good role model for daughter. I can almost hear the background noise "Jerry, Jerry!"
Misfit
Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
Misfit
Did you guys hear the horrible news? And no I am not talking about the death of Micheal Jackson.
The news just hit TMZ that Megan Fox has a Toe Thumb. Nothing is perfect my fellow mongers, not even her.
http://poststuff4.entensity.net/061909/image.php?pic=fox.gif
Misfit
Mechanic69
06-28-09, 11:54
Nothing says white trash like mom being a good role model for daughter. I can almost hear the background noise "Jerry, Jerry!"
Misfit
Looks like Mama is proud of her "bolt-ons".
Kid Monger
06-28-09, 15:07
Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
MisfitWTF?
Now half of the shit in my house won't work!
KC Questor
06-30-09, 00:07
TV pitchman Billy Mays dies
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obit_billy_mays
What's the joke? Man, that's not funny. Maybe he annoyed you, but posting news of his death to a joke board with the headline "Positive news"? Pretty callous. And what's the deal with the image? He wasn't stabbed, as far as I know. Did you just have that lying around?
Now half of the shit in my house won't work!
Now THAT'S funny!
You know you're from California if:
1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH.."
15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.
16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal?
18.. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
19. The Terminator is your governor.
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
Vince gets the last laugh.
Sorry, Billy.
Baldy Cruiser
07-02-09, 00:29
Never . .. . Ever . . .
Ever . .. .
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!
I REPEAT.. . .
Never....
Ever...
Ever,
Put a FIRECRACKER
in your ass & light it ! ! !
Scottish bar stool for kilt wearers.
Second most important discovery of the 20th Century:
Make sure you know how to do it correctly…. This is an excellent example…..
Ok listen up, we always hear about how to fold a flag properly...
But, did anyone ever show you how to unfold a flag properly ??? We have several patriotic holidays coming up. This is important.
Make sure you take the proper steps in the proper order...
Otherwise things don't come out right! !
First: Locate Your Flag..
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges.... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly...Observe...In Quiet Reverence....
Don't you feel a lot more Patriotic?
Have a Happy 4th................................................ LOL
How to Get A Man To Wash His Hands
Member #3969
07-03-09, 07:05
Everyone's assuming that it is "mommy" up front but maybe it's just daddy showing junior how to get some street action?? Would've saved me some headache's if I had been lucky enough for such lessons when I was younger.
Always take the opportunity to fuck in the car. Kid don't need no fold out DVD player in the back. "I have mommy to entertain me".
Misfit
Everyone's assuming that it is "mommy" up front but maybe it's just daddy showing junior how to get some street action?? Would've saved me some headache's if I had been lucky enough for such lessons when I was younger.
I can't complain about my old man, he always fed me a bottle when mommy was at work. God bless that man & Corona. Remember it's not beer, it's cerveza.
Misfit
Cute girl is thinking "Hmmm, I wonder if they sell a bigger one?"
Misfit
The perfect girl always takes the time to write down everything that needs to be done. This way no chore will be forgot, well maybe just taking out the trash the night before it is collected by Waste Management.
Misfit
World's Scariest License Plate Number
I might try to pass her,
But I certainly wouldn't honk my horn.
Homeland Security...........
I found this pic on DRUDGE REPORT.com,,,,,France's President Nicolas Sarkozy smiles as he catches Barack Obama checking out the young girl's back side.
I don't agree with much of what Obama is doing but I am with him on that ass! I fully expect someone to interview this girl...she was oggled by the Messiah! She should be proud.
Is it me or does Sarkozy's pose look more...analytical?
Quality Junk
07-10-09, 11:50
I found this pic on DRUDGE REPORT.com,,,,,France's President Nicolas Sarkozy smiles as he catches Barack Obama checking out the young girl's back side.
Tell me it ain't so, not the anointed one, his holy-ness, his eminence, He can't possibly be checking out that jail-bait's ass? Naw, he's just checking out that quarter on the ground by her left foot! Yeah, that's how we're gonna spin it. It's the quarter on the ground. THAT's the official White House statement.
Cute girl is thinking "Hmmm, I wonder if they sell a bigger one?"
Misfit
If this picture is before, I'd like to see the next one "during"!
As long as they keep running his ads, I'll keep running the jokes.
R Consultant
07-10-09, 18:11
Just imagine that is what some of these ho's look like daily. Down right scary.
Happy Hunting..
I took the photo myself and after seeing her hairy bush, Buckwheat came to mind.
The teacher asks her class: "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Brooklyn Tony.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then Brooklyn Tony says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Brooklyn Tony replied, "The correct answer is ' the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."
Baltimonger
07-11-09, 18:24
Stop pretending you care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU&feature=channel_page
How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling
I am referring to the older gentleman by the door!!! But you knew that.
Nair Rahul
07-15-09, 07:26
Am I imagining or is that Sotomayor's left nipple showing up on this photo. With a notice "Be alert foul balls" next to her.
High resolution picture can be found here:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2009/05/sonia_sotomayor_pictures.html
We really used to snap our fingers (and condoms) to this one.
Some vegetarian/animal rights/anti-GE group put up the billboard on the right.
Then some pizza chain got billboard place on the left...
Some a little more than others.
But I thought it was funny too!
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep, 17, is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
"This fall I'll have a breast reduction operation, Halep said. The breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
"It's the weight that troubles me my ability to react quickly," she added.
I hope this picture is more politically correct for Jackson. Got the picture off another site & forgot to photoshop the "N" word out. Now that I fixed it, here is a good reason to visit Sea World out her California.
Misfit
Good lord, look at the pepperoni's on this girl.
Misfit
Muddy Shoes
07-20-09, 16:13
After a delay caused by the bailout and bankruptcy, GMC has finally delivered President Obama's new limo.
Please note that in this picture Obama is green. I don't want to refer to him as black and offend any of our more sensitive members.
How could we have missed it? March 15 was Penis Day in Japan . Here are the photos. The actual festival is called Honen Matsuri. Celebrated every March 15 in Komaki, a town about 45 minutes north of Nagoya , Japan , this is the time of year where folks haul out a large wooden penis to give three cheers to fertility and renewal. The custom is an old one that is connected to bringing about a good harvest and having babies.
BELATED HAPPY PENIS DAY
After the game, I'm goin' to.
Mechanic69
07-23-09, 23:24
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Roamin Roman
07-24-09, 01:19
Now, here's something that Obama didn't talk about today: Putting a missle on top of one of his sons, who just happened to be in Afghanistan planning some sort of terrorism against the USA. (in spite of Obama's "Apology Tour" a couple months ago). Enjoy the photo.
How to tell when bananas go bad!!!
Larks Tongue
07-25-09, 14:59
Her name is Minka. She's be around for sometime.
Good lord, look at the pepperoni's on this girl.
Misfit
If you were around in 1919,,,just before prohibition started.
You may have come across this poster.
I mean seriously,,,would you quit drinking?
That would be enough to make me start drinking.
...pour me another one!
If you were around in 1919 ... would you quit drinking?
Who needs a beverage holder when you have a girl like this?
Misfit
Seva Lurker
07-26-09, 07:07
Who needs a beverage holder when you have a girl like this?
Misfit
Perfect if you're English and like warm beer. :D But all in all I'd keep it close.
Remember an apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/50039/Only_a_Japanese_woman_would_stick_an_entire_apple_up_her_asshole/
Misfit
Baltimonger
07-27-09, 21:34
This is unreal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
Baltimonger
07-27-09, 21:35
Remember an apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/50039/Only_a_Japanese_woman_would_stick_an_entire_apple_up_her_asshole/
Misfit
This would make a great advertisement.
"The new iPhone, we've got an app for that."
This is unreal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0Can't wait for the divorce video; the groom will be jumping through hoops!
Baltimonger
07-28-09, 19:48
Can't wait for the divorce video; the groom will be jumping through hoops!
No, the better thing would be for Chris Brown (whose song this is) to punch her in the face.
Things you may not want to see at the Drive Thru.
The fast food employee's look confused & gramps seems to be starring a little to hard.
Misfit
Can't wait for the divorce video; the groom will be jumping through hoops!Looks like the divorce is just as much fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbr2ao86ww0
Got a new hobby the other day................
Saw this on Flickr - way to funny.
Electricity was not the only thing that brought him to life!
New Thailand Travel Poster
New Thailand Travel PosterThe neon sign could read "Massagic Kingdom". Just a thought.
Be safe,
Orion1938
Classic Movie Moments.....
How to spot a REAL blond.
Now I have heard of a Drive By Shooting, but it appears that the Japanese are less of a violent people. Well not counting Pearl Harbor of course, think of the white stains...oh the humanity.
http://www.efukt.com/2141_Unwanted_Public_Facials.html
http://www.efukt.com/2157_Unwanted_Public_Facials_2.html
http://www.efukt.com/2292_Unwanted_Public_Facials_3.html
Misfit
Too fucking funny most of them don`t look realy,realy pissed. Bitches here would be chasing you calling LE................. lmfao
Now I have heard of a Drive By Shooting, but it appears that the Japanese are less of a violent people. Well not counting Pearl Harbor of course, think of the white stains...oh the humanity.
http://www.efukt.com/2141_Unwanted_Public_Facials.html
http://www.efukt.com/2157_Unwanted_Public_Facials_2.html
http://www.efukt.com/2292_Unwanted_Public_Facials_3.html
Misfit
It works after a short time.
Too fucking funny most of them don`t look realy,realy pissed. Bitches here would be chasing you calling LE................. lmfao
Call me weird, but I do not find this funny in the least. In my opinion, it is a form of rape pure and simple. And very dangerous disease wise for the women!
Member #3969
08-09-09, 17:04
Hell that what she was probably doing while driving and caused the wreck. I've seen waaay too many putting on makeup, reading, watching movies and etc while driving. Now i don't mind seeing the various forms of sexual action while they drive as long as they don't hit me while they're doing it.
How to spot a REAL blond.
Call me weird, but I do not find this funny in the least. In my opinion, it is a form of rape pure and simple. And very dangerous disease wise for the women!
Yall don't think these are real do you? It's staged porn, not rape.
Dear Dr. Phil:
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing .
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
Thanks, Leroy
PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.
Dear Leroy,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
PS
That's a nice pair of bass!!
Member #4954
08-10-09, 17:19
Too fucking funny most of them don`t look realy,realy pissed. Bitches here would be chasing you calling LE................. lmfao
I know some women that pack a pistol and would shoot the guys gonads off.
I'm only sending this to those I now are in favor of the death penalty. Violence should have serious consequenses, and the punishment should reflect the crime.
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service. Violent crime in Arkansas has dropped 90%.
Think I'll pass on the Smart Car.
Finally, a reasonable rate !!!
Crazy Jim Wood
08-12-09, 18:14
Call me weird, but I do not find this funny in the least. In my opinion, it is a form of rape pure and simple. And very dangerous disease wise for the women!
It is rather unlikely these women would get sick, and it's also not the same as rape. It's like saying you've been murdered because someone threw blood on you. They just suffered minor embarassment.
Roamin Roman
08-12-09, 20:31
Think I'll pass on the Smart Car.That thing looks like a rolling death trap. Maybe the Obamanoids plan on giving granny one of those things and telling her "Just drive this to the hospital whenever you start feeling ill." (Thanks, but I'll keep my SUV. The Obamanoids can keep their "change.")
Forgot to upload this last pic.
Do you know why the police stopped them???
because she removed the helmet
Baltimonger
08-16-09, 19:48
Chuck Norris baddest mofo ever? not quite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrGmD2wk8m4&feature=channel_page
Really, this is a girl...? , Eeeeww..!
Some kind of Hermaphrodite thing going on here,,,or it's a dude with his dick duct taped....... :confused:
He could be the next Rupaul........:D
http://www.rupaul.com/
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/32477147/ns/sports-olympic_sports/
BERLIN (AP)—Facing questions about her gender, South African teenager Caster Semenya easily won the 800-meter gold medal Wednesday at the world championships.
Her dominating run came on the same day track and field’s ruling body said she was undergoing a gender test because of concerns she does not meet requirements to compete as a woman.
Semenya took the lead at the halfway mark and opened a commanding lead in the last 400 meters to win by a massive 2.45 seconds in a world-leading 1 minute, 55.45 seconds. Defending champion Janeth Jepkosgei was second and Jennifer Meadows of Britain was third in 1:57.93.
After crossing the line, Semenya dusted her shoulders with her hands. Semenya did not speak to reporters after the race or attend a news conference.
Maybe he went old-school, Ronnie Lott, and just had it lopped off.
Those Japanese guys only wish they could shoot a load like the ones they get from the squeeze bottle.
Glenn61,
From those amazing splooge shots on your victims. You should think about donating some of that man gravy to old sperm bank. Might get a good pay for a gallon worth of milk.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=80110
I will take one happy meal to go please.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=80718
Misfit
The dangers of a Rim Job-
fart in someones mouth
http://www.efukt.com/20543_Pornstar_Quits_Over_Farting_Incident.html
Misfit
It appears that the suicide rate in age has gone down dramatically. I can only imagine what personal problems drove him to this last solution. I believe it was no more breast feeding.
Misfit
Remember you don't buy beer, you rent it.
Misfit
DarkSilver
08-24-09, 22:52
This should suprise you and give you a laugh after .
Watch carfully and you may see a burglar enter the room.
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/scary/WW.swf
Member #4376
08-25-09, 08:52
This should suprise you and give you a laugh after .
Watch carfully and you may see a burglar enter the room.
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.net/jon/media/scary/WW.swfHonestly, this is such an old one -- and it's not humorous or amusing, it's just annoying.
DarkSilver
08-25-09, 17:01
Honestly, this is such an old one -- and it's not humorous or amusing, it's just annoying.I can't argue that one I found it in some old file from 2005 was suprised to see it still there.
Artificial Red
08-28-09, 01:25
This cracked me up...
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is jvery much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Just a simple bike ride in the park can put a smile on your face.
Just wanted to share this photo.
Her new movie came out this week, I believe it's called "All about Steve". She plays a stalker after some camera man, ditsy blonde with a screw loose in the head. Will probably not do to good at the box office.
Im waiting for new Speed movie to come out.
Speed 1: had the bus with the bomb on it.
Speed 2: had the big ship
The new Speed 3: what I have seen from the unreleased trailer has a submarine. Here is a shot.
Misfit
The new Speed 3: what I have seen from the unreleased trailer has a submarine. Here is a shot.
MisfitNice picture editing.
I figure she wishes her boobs actually were that size!
"KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE SNAKE !!"
This particular snake is indigenous to south Texas and is sometimes referred to as the Rio Grande Beaver Snake. The scientific name for the serpent is; Clitoricus Amorous Pusicatus ~ and is found year round in temperate subtropical zones and usually on warm evenings in secluded Anzalduas Park near Mission, Texas.
You took your eyes off the damn snake.
Didn't You ?
Little girl stuck in fence.
Firemen and police from the Dix Hills, N.Y. area, all joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament.
Fire Chief Stiffie said, 'This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence.'
Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.
She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
Poor thing, this picture just about broke my heart.
Quench your thirst with the happy juice group.........
http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=Quench_your_thirst.wmv
I woke up feeling pretty good today and then someone sent me this......
CRAP!! Are we really that old???
Eddie Haskell, The Beaver and Wally!
ah, no. That thing is a guy.I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
New reports indicate that the leading cause of infant death is caused by suffocation. What a way to die.
Misfit
President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.
It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else
Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!
The truest statement ever put on a T shirt.
President Barack Obama's new "Spread the Wealth" pencil sharpener.
Every US taxpayer will be mailed one of these with the new 2009 IRS tax forms.
It's free to everyone who is employed and who will be paying for someone else
Be watching for yours in your mail box, SOON !!!
I already got mine in 2001 right after GW pooped his pants while reading My Pet Goat. It came out when he passed the tax cuts to the weathiest and finished Reagans' job of driving the country into a ditch.
I think some of you guys suffer from this at times.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrWP-u7L3Y&feature=player_embedded
Less details = Less confusion.
Rockhunter
09-23-09, 21:09
http://fleshbot.com/274278/show-them-to-me-no-really-show-them
Come on, admit it.
You've worn the Beer Goggles too!
World Wise
09-25-09, 21:41
Wonderful addition to the board, RH. Thank you, and thank you Rodney.
I already got mine in 2001 right after GW pooped his pants while reading My Pet Goat. It came out when he passed the tax cuts to the weathiest and finished Reagans' job of driving the country into a ditch.
Member #5805
09-25-09, 22:44
And how is this amateur use of photoshop funny?
Less details = Less confusion.
Here I thought it was just me?
And how is this amateur use of photoshop funny?
KC Questor
09-26-09, 23:26
Here I thought it was just me?
I was confused too, because I didn't even SEE the second graphic. But the headline is "Less details = Less confusion"
The picture on the left is very detailed, but is nearly incomprehensible.
The picture on the right is a single line, and yet it is immediately recognizable.
I thought it was kind of funny.
Kind of old, but still funny.
http://xmissy.nl/item/31931/a-classic-guide-to-porn
Misfit
Member #5805
09-27-09, 11:59
I was confused too, because I didn't even SEE the second graphic. But the headline is "Less details = Less confusion"
The picture on the left is very detailed, but is nearly incomprehensible.
The picture on the right is a single line, and yet it is immediately recognizable.
I thought it was kind of funny.
The photo on the right is two human fingers.
KC Questor
09-28-09, 15:48
Less details = Less confusion.The first picture is the cover art from a book/DVD (http://www.amazon.com/Rubber-Johnny-Aphex-Twin/dp/B0009UVCI0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1254167263&sr=8-1) that was produced as a follow up to a short surreal/sci-fi movie called "Rubber Johnny" (IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441787/)). You can see the original on You tube.
Johnny is a hyperactive, shape-shifting mutant child, kept locked away in a basement. With only his feverish imagination and his terrified dog for company, he finds ways to amuse himself in the dark. Rubber Johnny is the latest creation from the UK’s most imaginative filmmaker, Chris Cunningham. Featuring music by legendary electronic composer, Aphex Twin, this nightmarish and hallucinatory experimental short film is accompanied by 40 pages of drawings and photographs - Cunningham’s first published book of original artwork.
The photo on the right is two human fingers.
Hmm, I can kind of see that. But the point is still that fewer details = less confusion. Tons of stuff and we have no idea what we are looking at. One thin line demarcating some negative space and we have an immediate picture in our minds.
KC Questor
09-28-09, 15:51
Japanese girls really know how to treat their fun bags. Remember be kind to the boobies.
Misfit
Wow, two minutes of men smacking women until they cry. Hilarious.
I see that the video description says "If you're among the minority of men that don't enjoy seeing Japanese women being beaten to tears...". I'd like to think that the MAJORITY of men don't enjoy seeing any woman beaten to tears.
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