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Seeing right through things for a Happy Halloween.
Fidel! a/k/a 'Puffy' gives a whole new meaning to the term 'the hole cigar'.
Okaynow 2001
11-14-07, 16:18
Big and Hairy Pussy picture
I think I'd really call this a Happy Meal!
The day's coming for a lot of ladies.
Homer never looked better.
This is a risk I often take:)
KC Questor
12-03-07, 21:51
No it is NOT the same thing!
KC Questor
12-03-07, 21:53
They really don't compare at all
Music I can definitely relate to
LordBlackAdder
12-12-07, 16:16
You can find this one next to the the tape measures at Menards.
Dont expect many wives and girlfriends will be giving these as Christmas presents.
Prairieprowler
12-12-07, 21:27
Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short.
The Vulva, er... Volvo "love print" really grabbed me--gotta love it:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=48464
Thanks for evidence of the real world... Very HOT in a dusty sort of way.
Giani
Gotta love a Volvo...
Great News for all you boaters...You can now throw away your GPS, radar or magnetic compass.
Getting to where you want to go can now be achieved by using the new Two Point Navigation System (TPNS).
TPNS does not require passing satellites or any power source and looks attractive on any vessel.
Fitting TPNS is more than half the fun, as it can be mounted anywhere.
Join the growing band of happy navigators that find so much relief and satisfaction in using the Two Point Navigation System.
Capt Chuck Fedora swears by this instrument. He won't go to sea without one. He still has no idea of where he is, but he no longer cares...
Good answers to most commonly asked questions.
Is this the perfect woman
Now thats allright! She looks like a prude when it comes to sex. IMHO
Layla
Member #5805
12-19-07, 15:59
Here's hoping you get everything you want in your stocking.
Holiday Greetings too the Forum.
Craven Morehed
01-02-08, 23:09
If Laura got George a weed wacker for x-mas and said trim me up honey
This is definitely a preview if he doesn't like the container his milk comes in...
Baltimonger
01-03-08, 20:01
Holiday Greetings too the Forum.
AJ you listed the photo as George and Barbara. That's Laura.
This is Barbara:
Why 50 yard line tickets are so expensive.
Someone has finally made an orthopedic bed
just for MEN.
Available only at 'Butts, Boobs and Beyond.
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive,
fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider,
and a host of other problems...I have fixed my computer...
and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done.
I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself…You hang in there sunshine, you're special.
Just wanted to make sure ya'll know the difference.
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
CAMEL TOE
AND A
MOOSE KNUCKLE
Canadian Billboards...???
Warpig2000
01-18-08, 01:29
What Monica Lewinski might have to say about another potential Clinton presidency:
The best tattoo I have seen.
What Monica Lewinski might have to say about another potential Clinton presidency:
Dude,
That was 7 long years and many trillions of dollars of debt ago.
"Better a blowjob than a buttfucking, I always say." - Shrek
Dude,
That was 7 long years and many trillions of dollars of debt ago.
"Better a blowjob than a buttfucking, I always say." - Shrek
Here she is for your BJ ---Enjoy!!!
The hardest part of being a seeing eye dog!
How to tell if your date is bored
LordBlackAdder
01-24-08, 14:04
This shows that you can prove mathamatically what we all know.
Had one more it says it was too big to load.
this Is Hilarious
CLICK ON THE PIC OF THE DOG.
I Found An Old Picture Of Me And My Babysitter.
I Miss Her Alot!
AJohn, I would have given my right ARM to have been the photographer! LOL
Smiling Bob
01-27-08, 01:24
This was taken just after that babysitter left.
That must have been some babysitter, lol.
Warpig2000
01-29-08, 20:32
Someone pm'ed me that the Monica Lewinsky button was politically charged, so in the interest of being FAIR AND BALANCED let's throw some shit in the direction of one of the biggest hypocrites in talk radio....
KC Questor
01-29-08, 21:16
This is an actual puzzle that ran in the January 25th Washington Post.
(Nasty, Nasty Scrabble Gram (http://jcnemecek.com/grosvenor/?p=40))
That first word is NOT what you expect.
This shows that you can prove mathamatically what we all know.Okay, before you all stone me, I know this is meant to be a joke. But there are a couple of problems with the proof that women = problems.
The first is a minor issue with time "and" money meaning multiplication rather than addition. However, in most algebraic systems, the "and" operator acts more like multiplication while "or" is more like addition, so I'll let that one go.
Another issue is the statement in #4. Money is not the root of all problems, the quote is that the love of money is the root of all evil. To have money is not the problem, to love the money beyond other things is the problem. Furthermore, the author of the proof has not established that problems are evil.
Even forgoing that one, there is a mathematical mistake in step 5. The square root of something squared is the absolute value of the radicand, but that's not what we have here. We have the root first and the square outside that, so it's the radicand as long as the radicand is non-negative.
So a more mathematically precise proof would be to continue one step beyond what was done. Step 5 can say that women = problems as long as the problems are not negative.
Step 6 should be that since problems are usually negative, the square of (root problems) is essentially the empty or null set.
Therefore, rather than proving that women are problems, this argument shows that women are non-existent.
However, I would caution that when your proof contradicts what is known to be true, that there is probably something wrong with your proof.
Larks Tongue
01-30-08, 11:07
Someone pm'ed me that the Monica Lewinsky button was politically charged, so in the interest of being FAIR AND BALANCED let's throw some shit in the direction of one of the biggest hypocrites in talk radio....
O'Reilly is the biggest asshole. I would like to see him get the crap beat out of him from some of our vets for denying the truth about them.
Stoic Lion
01-30-08, 20:21
Warpig2000:
If you're attempting to be Fair & Balanced, you've failed. O'Reilly never denied the existence of homeless vets. He disagreed with former Senator and Presidential candidate John Edwards' assertion that homeless vets are homeless because of the economy. O'Reilly countered that many of the homeless vets are in their situation because of addictions and/or mental problems. And there are organizations and programs to help.
O'Reilly has backed up his claims interviewing representatives from veterans and homeless groups, something Edwards has never done. Unless you count snarky soundbites during rallies and appearances on Letterman.
Further, O'Reilly has been adamant on military affairs. He is one of the few in radio or TV that went to Guantanamo. And he's been to both Iraq and Afghanistan. And, he was one of the first to challenge the NYT's claim that returning vets are five-times as likely to commit murder. Has Senator Edwards done any of these?
If it sounds like I'm defending O'Reilly, you're right...I am. I'm a viewer of his program and occassional listener to the radio program. Above that, however, I respond to your (and Larks comments) because I believe in honesty, especially when it comes to the military. I'm a veteran, afterall. I've seen a lot of the problems plaguing some vets first-hand. It ain't because of the economy.
When to Cancel Your Wife's Gym Membership
NobodyYouKnow
01-31-08, 19:58
Step 6 should be that since problems are usually negative, the square of (root problems) is essentially the empty or null set.Oh, no you don't. It most assuredly isn't a null set. Mathemagicans have devised the concept of an imaginary number space, designated as i=SQRT(-1). I'll leave it to others to draw the next conclusion...
Baltimonger
01-31-08, 20:18
... Mathemagicans have devised the concept of an imaginary number space...
The Mathemagician (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mathemagician); I loved him in The Phantom Tollbooth. It was the last book I ever read all the way through. Maybe that's why I can't figure out what the fuck you people are talking about.
LordBlackAdder
02-01-08, 20:48
Weird but true- this is on the contenient.
Oh, no you don't. It most assuredly isn't a null set. Mathemagicans have devised the concept of an imaginary number space, designated as i=SQRT(-1). I'll leave it to others to draw the next conclusion...Granted.
But in a feeble effort to save face, let me posture that "problems" are usually real; if they're imagined, then they're not really problems. That is except for the EULA on software you buy where you agree to hold the developer harmless for all problems, real or perceived.
I say feeble effort because real numbers can be negative and that agrees with both my statements that problems are usually real and negative, so the square root of them would be imaginary, depending of course on what number system you're working in. Personally, I usually try to keep it real. However, given the large number of people around here that write about a dream they had about having sex, I should have considered that many are living in the complex world where imaginary things rule the day and allowed for that option.
LordBlackAdder
02-02-08, 14:32
Attention illegal amigos- when making your fake ID make sure you are the only one in the picture. No matter how much you like your girlfriend her picture should not be on your driving licence.
Baltimonger
02-02-08, 15:10
http://www.penisland.org/pl.htm
Warpig2000
02-04-08, 08:16
Warpig2000:
If you're attempting to be Fair & Balanced, you've failed. O'Reilly never denied the existence of homeless vets. He disagreed with former Senator and Presidential candidate John Edwards' assertion that homeless vets are homeless because of the economy. O'Reilly countered that many of the homeless vets are in their situation because of addictions and/or mental problems. And there are organizations and programs to help.
O'Reilly has backed up his claims interviewing representatives from veterans and homeless groups, something Edwards has never done. Unless you count snarky soundbites during rallies and appearances on Letterman.
Further, O'Reilly has been adamant on military affairs. He is one of the few in radio or TV that went to Guantanamo. And he's been to both Iraq and Afghanistan. And, he was one of the first to challenge the NYT's claim that returning vets are five-times as likely to commit murder. Has Senator Edwards done any of these?
If it sounds like I'm defending O'Reilly, you're right...I am. I'm a viewer of his program and occassional listener to the radio program. Above that, however, I respond to your (and Larks comments) because I believe in honesty, especially when it comes to the military. I'm a veteran, afterall. I've seen a lot of the problems plaguing some vets first-hand. It ain't because of the economy.
SL, Apparently some VETS beg to differ:
___________________________________________________
Fox News, O'Reilly Offer Chilly Reception To Homeless Vets
February 2, 2008 12:20 PM
Jason Linkins
The Huffington Post
As many of our readers no doubt predicted, the impenetrable bubble that the Fox News Channel erects to protect fancy millionaire blowhard Bill O'Reilly from the fundamental truths of the universe - such as, "Yes, Bill, there are such things as homeless veterans," and "No, Bill, no women, even desperate ones, are interested in your creepy advances" - remained as impermeable as ever this afternoon, as a group of homeless veterans who sought to prove that they are, in fact, real, were turned away by Fox News brass, and barred from delivering their request for a formal apology. In a press release, the people at Brave New Films relate:
An impromptu news conference was held in front of the FOX News Channel Studios today because veterans were denied entrance as they attempted to deliver a petition to Bill O'Reilly asking him to apologize for his comments denying the existence and importance of homeless veterans. The ensuing drama resulted in FOX News executives, flanked by security and police officials, attempting to mollify the group of veterans and Executive Director Carol Gardener of Fitzgerald House - a group that assists veterans in need - by speaking briefly to the group. In addition, one of the producers of the O'Reilly Factor, Jesse Watters, challenged the vets by deflecting the comments away from O'Reilly's statements.
Cameras were on hand to capture the goings on:
http://*******.com/2r3qhx
And the whole incident was reported on at length by Keith Olbermann at MSNBC.
http://*******.com/37cfnf
http://*******.com/yvxu76
______________________________________________________
I'm done with this. I'm sure most of the mongers go to the humorous photos section to find a laugh, not to find a political discussion. SL , If you find Edwards comments so reprehensible, find a cartoon of Edwards (or Clinton or Obama for that matter), that would be on topic here. If you want to carry on this little argument, suggest a forum on the whole big internet where it would be on topic and we can carry it on there.
(And yes, I'm a veteran also- 3 years in the Reagan era Navy including being
on station just outside the Persian Gulf on an ammunition ship during the Iran-Iraq tanker war).
Warpig2000
Warpig2000
Proof That Man Needs A Wife.
======================================
Hi,
I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...
Would you please refrain from capitalizing the first letter of EVERY word in your reports!
It's difficult to read, it's time consuming to fix, and it takes you more work to write like that.
On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: Thank You!
Jackson
If is, it is a very LAME sense of "Humor."
Have you noticed that "Practical Jokes" are usually neither practical, nor jokes.
To deflate this so-called joke, the trusting surfer, at Glenn61's urging, studies carefully a NOTHING picture for a minute trying to see "what's wrong here." Then there is a very loud scream, which is, DUH, is alarming. Sheesh. Juvenile.
Hardly my idea of funny. Are you asking what I think is wrong here?
Giani
P.S. And WHY would it be on USA Sex Guide????
Take a look at this picture.
See if you can figure out what's wrong here....listen to the back ground noise for a hint, most people get it in under a minute......Glenn61
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/
Seva Lurker
02-05-08, 22:18
What with the difficulties in the Middle East and their 'accidently cut' fiber optic cables, Microsoft's tech support team has been working extra hard.
Clark Kent
02-06-08, 00:13
Lol, that's hilarious. That 'looks' like what my tech support sounds like, lol.
LordBlackAdder
02-06-08, 12:36
Driving Miss Hilary
Do you need an explanation? S-E-X... look into it. For ME, "pee-pee" is not sex.
Ha-Ha-Ha,,,You're obviously upset over the "whats wrong here pic",,,you must have swallowed the gag hook line and sinker,,,
Did you pee-pee you panties b1tch...?....... :D
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/
Baltimonger
02-07-08, 22:46
Do you need an explanation? S-E-X... look into it. For ME, "pee-pee" is not sex.
No, that costs about $10 more.
Getting old isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Can you imagine when you get to this stage in life?
Proof Positive of Global Warming
Give me a surprise which gives me a rise...
Giani
I thought these were funny.
KC Questor
02-12-08, 21:26
Oral Sex: High School vs College (http://www.heavy.com/ve/89a4e228945a85e72a6072cd23f7b5fb) (video)
Baltimonger
02-15-08, 23:13
The Dirty Sanchez (http://www.socal-sandiego.com/People/Fiction/Dirty_Sanchez_Mexican_Hero.html)
Dramatic rescue In Florida
From the Coral Springs , Florida area:
All joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament.
Fire Chief Stiffie said, "This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence." Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening, it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.
She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
This picture just about broke my heart! I just wanted to reach out and help her!
Terra Sancta
02-17-08, 08:22
Dramatic rescue In Florida
From the Coral Springs , Florida area:
All joined in a team effort to rescue a young girl stuck in steel fence. It took several hours to extract her from her predicament.
Fire Chief Stiffie said, "This was a pretty tough rescue, it took us quite a while to come up with a plan to safely extract her from the fence." Although the girl's entrapment was never life threatening, it did take careful planning and gentle handling to safely remove her.
She was taken to an area hospital where she was examined and released.
This picture just about broke my heart! I just wanted to reach out and help her!A plastic surgon could have just deflated the implants, and off on her way. I have seen Jaws of Life used before on such circumstances (on the fence). Our neighbour used to get stuck like that every once and a while, but she was fortunate hers were small, and some Crisco oil would do the trick. You shoud see the poor chicks face when my dog would not stop barking at her boobs.
LordBlackAdder
02-18-08, 00:47
From what I understand if you are an OAP or have not gotten lucky recently you will have trouble reading this.
How men use Post it notes.
Subject: Orphans
To all of my friends:
There are times when we all wish we could do some good for our fellow human beings. As I have gotten older and more aware of the virtues associated with lending a helping hand, I feel better about myself and the world around me. To this end I am asking for your support in my latest endeavor. I have applied to adopt a set of twins that have been orphaned by the conflict in Bosnia. Your financial support to get these twins to the United States would be appreciated. I know it is in poor taste to ask for money from friends but I feel this is one of those special occasions. Just send whatever you can, and as you are a friend you have my address. Thank you for your support. I know the twins will be thankful.
Thanks for any assistance you can give me.
P.S. Photo of twins attached.
KC Questor
02-23-08, 23:57
It's Hard out Here For a Pimp (1920's version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdGuLXwR9GY
How important are your side mirrors?
Small details that ruin your pictures....
Seva Lurker
03-05-08, 18:03
I'm not sure if this is humorus or should be posted in the safe sex (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4227) forum.
I found this on the International board in the Philippines (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=715366&postcount=1831) forum. Kind of funny, but also true.
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST HAPPY MEAL?
How easily we forget,
The Original Happy Meal
Driving Miss Hillary
Hillary's Dream
A 5th grader asked her
mother the age-old question,
"How did I get here?"
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the
child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother
replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child
persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother
said.
"Did he send their parents, too?" asked the
child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother
patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this
family for 200 years?
No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around
here."
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST HAPPY MEAL?
How easily we forget,
The Original Happy Meal
____________________
Please quit posting my baby picture - LOL
Sometimes it is better to have a small one.
I'm not sure if this is humorus or should be posted in the safe sex (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4227) forum.
I found this on the International board in the Philippines (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=715366&postcount=1831) forum. Kind of funny, but also true.Thanks for the credit (it's mine). I think it belongs here, unless it happens to you and then it is too late for safe sex. I have been overseas for the last eight years and now I'm heading back to the US:(
I hope to be able to add to this forum.
Stay safe,
Robb
Over the past few years I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately, I seemed to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.
Some people have told me not to be so "crass" and to be more PC.
So, from now on I am only E-mailing pictures of old monuments, nature, and other cultural sights which are educational.
On a trip to the beach, I just happened to capture this fantastic shot of a very nice palm tree!
Over the past few years I have received many funny images/jokes and have emailed them to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately, I seemed to have upset a few people and received criticism for being sexist and shallow.
Some people have told me not to be so "crass" and to be more PC.
So, from now on I am only E-mailing pictures of old monuments, nature, and other cultural sights which are educational.
On a trip to the beach, I just happened to capture this fantastic shot of a very nice palm tree!Sorry, I forgot to resize the pic.
Okaynow 2001
03-12-08, 10:42
Now this is really funny!
Even man's best friend has his limits!
Craven Morehed
03-12-08, 19:07
Sorry, I forgot to resize the pic.
I checked my dictionary and that is defined as paradise.
flow chart for Spitzer's brain
Gothic Bbw
03-13-08, 04:21
There is no curtains on the curtain rods. :p
Ha-Ha-Ha,,,You're obviously upset over the "whats wrong here pic",,,you must have swallowed the gag hook line and sinker,,,
Did you pee-pee you panties b1tch...?....... :D
http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/
Baltimonger
03-17-08, 22:19
Please help the many thousands of homeless women in America. Here's a picture of one of those poor, unfortunate ladies:
Baltimonger
03-17-08, 22:24
Here's the winning 2 largemouth bass from last summer's big tournament in Florida. They practically jumped in the boat.
Member #4954
03-18-08, 00:10
Here's the winning 2 largemouth bass from last summer's big tournament in Florida. They practically jumped in the boat.
Well duh looks what the bait is..... I'd jump in the fricken boat too!!!!
Member #4954
03-18-08, 00:12
Please help the many thousands of homeless women in America. Here's a picture of one of those poor, unfortunate ladies:
I could find a place for her, just to get her off the streets!
I had a new fuel gauge installed in my CAR.
It just made more sense!
I met this woman the other day and she said she knew you.
First: You have to Locate Your Flag..
Second: Firmly Grasp the Edges... and Pull, Slightly....
Lastly...Observe...With Reverence....
End of Lesson...
The proper observance of tradition.
Sex With a Cowboy
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a Blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers
she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State:
1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have s#x with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook
that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!
"And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...those guys wrestle full grown bulls!
They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns
and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have s#x with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? ?When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket
of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
Belated Happy Easter
The pink jelly beans taste the best! :p
AJ
Alien Collection!
Now these are the type of aliens I wish would invade me.
A redneck wheel of fortune shirt.
Silda Wall Spitzer has been amazingly calm and has shown unusual grace in how supportive a political wife can be during her husband's apologetic speeches. Other women can only hope to emulate her in similar situations.
But of course, in the privacy of their own home ...
This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane!
Actual crack in a US Airways Boeing 737 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a 737. I'll definitely think twice before flying USAir.
Believe it or not I was put on a waiting list lol.
Another useful item on the shelves.
I was at Tesco and I saw this guy wearing these hideous blue trousers - I just had to show you! Can you believe it!
Please Do Not Break The Chain!
This One Is Too Important!!!
HUNTING / INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
I have been fortunate in obtaining a very favorable hunting lease on approximately 2,500 acres of prime agricultural land in Southeastern Texas, near the town of Conroe. This property abounds with wild game, including deer, javelina and quail.
I am asking only a select few friends to join me in this venture. The hunting is great, and the scenery is unlike any place you have ever hunted! Knowing that you are an avid sportsman as well, I was wondering if you would consider joining me in this once in a lifetime investment.
Total shares of the leasehold interest will be allocated based on responses received.
Below are a few pictures of the property and two initial investors, having just bagged a couple quail.
Please contact me at your earliest convenience if you have any interest.
Hope you can join me in the fun.
My type of investment Females, Nature, Tattoos & Guns.
Baldy Cruiser
04-07-08, 15:05
It's gonna be a wild ride till November....
WOW....
BALDY CRUISER
HUNTING / INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY
I have been fortunate in obtaining a very favorable hunting lease on approximately 2,500 acres of prime agricultural land in Southeastern Texas, near the town of Conroe. This property abounds with wild game, including deer, javelina and quail.
I am asking only a select few friends to join me in this venture. The hunting is great, and the scenery is unlike any place you have ever hunted! Knowing that you are an avid sportsman as well, I was wondering if you would consider joining me in this once in a lifetime investment.
Total shares of the leasehold interest will be allocated based on responses received.
Below are a few pictures of the property and two initial investors, having just bagged a couple quail.
Please contact me at your earliest convenience if you have any interest.
Hope you can join me in the fun.
My type of investment Females, Nature, Tattoos & Guns.
I am sending you the deed to all my property and titles to all my vehicles. My check will have every cent that I have to my name. Am I in????????
LordBlackAdder
04-07-08, 21:04
I was at Tesco and I saw this guy wearing these hideous blue trousers - I just had to show you! Can you believe it!This is why we need Tescos on this side of the pond.
LordBlackAdder
04-07-08, 21:09
Looks like she already has some cash.
Be the first on your
block to own the new
Paperless toilet!
Talk about a man of steel:
http://www.watchersweb.com/sub_preview.php?sub_no=yxyyxg1207352471
Ouch this could hurt http://www.watchersweb.com/sub_preview.php?sub_no=fsaw6a1207352384
This is just TOO FUNNY!!!!
Her campaign aides need to be more careful where they pose her...
Shooting Tequila And Eating The Worm
The Political Trail in 2008
http://www.watchersweb.com/sub_preview.php?sub_no=tmvam1207758460
Bill Bradsky
04-14-08, 01:10
I finally realized what "board certified" means.
http://www.smartbreastaugmentation.com/beforeafterphotos.html
I got a new set of wiper blades on my car. I think they might be too long because they hang over the edges a little, but I don't care, they work great. I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that I actually like to watch. It's hard to keep my eyes on the road sometimes. Call me crazy, but lately I have been driving around non-stop with them on. I've even been pulled over and the cop asked to go for a ride so he could watch them work.
They were outrageously expensive, but safety is my main concern and like I said, they work great.
The way gasoline prices are rising.
SECURITY PHOTO: CONFIDENTIAL
The photo is a video capture from a security camera located in the North Corridor that leads to the Senate floor in the US Capitol Building .
There was this guy who really loved his new tatoo.
Untill he went to prison.
Baltimonger
04-19-08, 22:08
Real wedding announcements
NobodyYouKnow
04-19-08, 22:56
Real wedding announcementsHeh. Having Hooker as a last name as a woman is certainly...trying.
And I once, way back, knew a young woman named Joy Lay. She was engaged to an Air Force officer, so all the USAF paper work was filled out as Lay, Joy...she had the good graces to laugh about it.
Real wedding announcements
Those were classic!!! I was rolling!!!
KC Questor
04-20-08, 03:51
Heh. Having Hooker as a last name as a woman is certainly...trying.
My grandparents lived 30 years in a house a block away from the corner of Hooker Ave. and Pleasure Drive (http://maps.yahoo.com/#mvt=m&lat=43.11903&lon=-89.366069&zoom=16&q1=hooker%20and%20pleasure%2C%20madison%2C%20wi). Grampa used to say "Get on Hooker and go until you it turns into Pleasure. When you can't go any more, get off and you'll be here."
Seva Lurker
04-20-08, 07:03
For several years, many yearas ago, in Warner Robins, GA, the chief of police last name was Rape.
Real wedding announcements
Hysterical!!!
One can't make this stuff up.
Baltimonger
04-21-08, 22:05
It's true, your team sucks!
Gothic Bbw
04-22-08, 13:21
Considering a pound is equal to about what 3 us dollars?
Baltimonger
04-24-08, 21:36
http://www.heavy.com/video/2182
Little something for humor.
Hey even thought I don't belong in this thread great pictures and great choices one more thing was one of those girls aware and smiled back at you the girl in the red dress.
Prairieprowler
04-27-08, 11:23
The US Treasury has begun issuing the new $ 5 bill.
Seems yellow fever has definitely got him in trouble, check the right hand photo wall.
The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke!
THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was a red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, and made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????
OH, come on.......take a guess!
And the moral is.........
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
Mr Boombastic
04-30-08, 12:00
John,
That was worth reading. It was funny!
The girl in your photo is a stone cold fox.
Regardless, of the Sun Tan, she has a great body.
Her Sun Tan does look like Two Eyes and a Smile, suntanned in on her body.
THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was a red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, and made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????
OH, come on.......take a guess!
And the moral is.........
You can't kill two birds with one stone!![/b]
Mr Boombastic
04-30-08, 12:50
I hardly ever read this part of the forum, but after posting these pix I will start to check in every now and then.
Man the girlz you posted in your posting have some "awesome bodies"!
Oh hell yea. Awesome.
I assume you did not take the pictures, but I placed them on my Favorites List anyway. If they had Women Like this at the Nevada CatHouse's, I could see the men paying Mad Money for that Booty.
If they had women working the streets in my area that looked like this, I would be on their "Favorites List".
Mr. BoomBastic
Wireless91910
04-30-08, 13:15
Hey John,
Where did you run across those photo's? The "supposed chic" use to advertise on AZ craigslist, on the casual encounters board.
Wireless91910
The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke!
Monger Forever
04-30-08, 18:29
Hey John,
Where did you run across those photo's? The "supposed chic" use to advertise on AZ craigslist, on the casual encounters board.
Wireless91910
I would DATY daily on that sexy creature. HELL YEAH
Wireless91910
04-30-08, 18:37
Going thru some old pics on my computer. This chick use to advertise on CL.
R Consultant
04-30-08, 20:26
I think the idea here is to get the girl when shes freshly tanned. I dont think theres to many guys would turn down the young ladies with a tan. I know I would be a happy camper playing with that long hair.
Happy Hunting..
The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke!
Baltimonger
04-30-08, 21:13
Seems yellow fever has definitely got him in trouble, check the right hand photo wall.
The white guy could really use a set of Nun Chucks.
Sharkman67
04-30-08, 23:11
Saw this above a urinal:
If your hose is to short
And your pump is to weak
You better stand a little closer
Or you'll piss on your feet
Thought it was pretty funny.
S
Going thru some old pics on my computer. This chick use to advertise on CL.
Looks like a really classy gal!!!;(
Baltimonger
05-01-08, 18:12
Saw this above a urinal:
If your hose is to short
And your pump is to weak
You better stand a little closer
Or you'll piss on your feet
Thought it was pretty funny.
S
I saw this one once:
We aim to please; you aim too, please!
Written on the outside of a port-a-shitter at a construction site:
Mexican Space Shuttle
Best comment! She does not even know how to suck. She is busy sucking for the fund-raiser
From the campaign trail.
Don't let your significant other find these in the glove compartment!!
Talk about taking a titty rub-down to a whole new level.
Misfit
Subject: ALERT! Mexican drug warning!
Hi there, I mean no harm but this warning is true.
Maybe you know someone who might buy from Mexico ?
This was sent to me and I am sharing the warning with everyone.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra !
Important Bulletin
Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills
from Mexican mail-order drug stores.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that
several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with
ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.
The results can be horrible.
Here is what you get when you combine Viagra
with Mexican Jumping Beans.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/
That is a fucking date :p
http://www.youporn.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/
Gothic Bbw
05-06-08, 22:29
Wonder if this will be my new favorite food?
Wonder if this will be my new favorite food?Would go perfectly with snatch crackers. Lightly salted w/ cream cheese.
Crack will kill.Gdint, I love crack. No not the drug. The ass and pussy crack.
That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez
That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez
I dont think I could resist the urge to pull the pants the rest of the way down or at least ask to see it.
KC Questor
05-09-08, 19:56
That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez
I don't understand. Those are low rider jeans. Girls all over wear pants like that. I see them every day at the university where I work. It is really distracting, but that's what they are going for.
KC Questor
05-09-08, 19:57
It's a deal!
The US State Dept has just issued an alert for Osama Bin Laudin's cousin.
Please be on the look out.
For the man who has everything.
Larks Tongue
05-10-08, 12:51
It's a deal!
Agreed, not a good looking one in the bunch.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. '
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of th e long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200, 000 a year. '
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullsh--tin' me!
The social worker said, "Yeah, well. You started it."
Baltimonger
05-11-08, 15:55
The Farmer's Daughter
http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/37jy7g1209684971/xu9mxs1209684971.wmv
Subject: NEVER LIE TO GRANDMA Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say Hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age? "
She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'them dry! " The Policeman fainted.
R Consultant
05-12-08, 16:37
Now that was funny... It got me rolling and we all need a little laughter medicine in this messed up world the way its going these days...
Just stop and think I bet theres a farmers daughter out there that was the apple of his eye and he would truly appreciate a nice young man of that nature. Not so sure theres to many good boys as we call them left though.hehhee
Happy Hunting..
The Farmer's Daughter
http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/37jy7g1209684971/xu9mxs1209684971.wmv
Question: What kind of bow is this?
Finally,
Smiley Faces That Actually Make You Smile!!!!
If These Don't, Probably No Smiley Ever Will.
Finally,
Smiley Faces That Actually Make You Smile!!!!
If These Don't, Probably No Smiley Ever Will.Dude - This is too funny - I about fell off my board.
SW Surfer
Question: What kind of bow is this?What Bow? - There's a Bow in the picture?
It resembles one I saw before made by silly cone.
The tips look nice also :p
Question: What kind of bow is this?
Largest Police Bust in History !!!
Question: What kind of bow is this?What bow!
Dbldowndon
05-21-08, 22:16
Question: What kind of bow is this?
Damned if I know the type of bow, but I would love to see her quiver.
Seva Lurker
05-22-08, 14:11
A John,
I know what I'd tell that cop if she were reading me my rights.
"Anything you say can and will be held against you."
TITS TITS TITS.
Okay, credit where credit is due. Saw that in an old Hustler.
KC Questor
05-23-08, 00:25
Damned if I know the type of bow, but I would love to see her quiver.
OK, you win the Internet.
KC Questor
05-23-08, 00:29
I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
R Consultant
05-23-08, 10:40
I would suggest twisting and swirling to the left and the right in a counter-clockwise position. Then you can cover the mustache part of it and plant the seeds for a possible beard in the very near future. Plus is will give you a chance to condition your face in the most natural way possible.
Best of luck.
Happy Hunting..
I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
Beautiful Eyes
As most of you know, each year, I hold my annual Most Beautiful Eyes Contest Here are this years winners:
TOUGH CHOICE..., Hmmmmmmm!!!
ps
Sorry about the the order of the Weaners.
I'm sorry I meant to say winners :p
Larks Tongue
05-23-08, 18:34
Beautiful Eyes
As most of you know, each year, I hold my annual Most Beautiful Eyes Contest Here are this years winners:
TOUGH CHOICE..., Hmmmmmmm!!!
ps
Sorry about the the order of the Weaners.
I'm sorry I meant to say winners :p
Tough to pick just one. I would go with #2 and #10.
Nice pics - I think you are the real winner.
Beautiful Eyes
As most of you know, each year, I hold my annual Most Beautiful Eyes Contest Here are this years winners:
TOUGH CHOICE..., Hmmmmmmm!!!
ps
Sorry about the the order of the Weaners.
I'm sorry I meant to say winners :p
Question: What kind of bow is this?
Wow. Oh wow.
She could f*** me and then kill me like a praying mantis. Hoy, but that is hot.
Awooooooooooo.
Wolfe
Now where the hell did I leave that damn cell phone. The perfect place to keep her cell from getting lost.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/6719
Misfit
New International Symbol For Gas
Roamin Roman
05-27-08, 00:34
New International Symbol For GasBut that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. Add to that the fact that the same bunch of greenies have effectively prevented any new refineries from being built since about 1976, and guess what? You've got a shortage that drives up the price.
Imagine if all but a very select few SWs suddenly disappeared from the streets all across the USA, and we mongers couldn't "drill" as easily any longer. Guess what? The rates for the SW would increase greatly.
I'll step down from the soapbox now, A John. Usually, you post some very funny pics. But this one, with the blame totally misplaced, just doesn't make me laugh at all.
Have fun at the Forum
R:R
But that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. Add to that the fact that the same bunch of greenies have effectively prevented any new refineries from being built since about 1976, and guess what? You've got a shortage that drives up the price.
Imagine if all but a very select few SWs suddenly disappeared from the streets all across the USA, and we mongers couldn't "drill" as easily any longer. Guess what? The rates for the SW would increase greatly.
I'll step down from the soapbox now, A John. Usually, you post some very funny pics. But this one, with the blame totally misplaced, just doesn't make me laugh at all.
Have fun at the Forum
R:R
The last time I checked, it was the oil companies that had record profits. If you look at things, it is the fact that people are investing heavily in oil and driving the price up. The oil companies said they had to raise the price a month ago because there was to much fuel and not enough demand, so they were not making enough on each gallon.
"But that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. "
So w and Jeb are whacko environmentalists? I didn't know that. It was the admin that banned drilling off Fla coast at jeb's urging.
So let's imagine that come tomorrow the oil companies have working wells in the Gulf, ANWAR and the contential shelf producing a brazillion barrels a day. Do you really think big oil would sell to the USA at a reduced price out of patriotism? To help those of us here that are hurting from high energy prices? No, they'll sell OUR oil at market prices to China and india to further enrich THEM.
Wanna buy a bridge?
Roamin Roman, Jimmy & Gansett
Damn it I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't want anyone taking sides. Nor did I think that the international symbol would offend anyone it was merely here as a joke. Honestly I haven't put any research into it.
I just know every time I go to the pump it cost me $180 for each one of my medium-size trucks twice a week on diesel fuel. When I was a kid I can remember gasoline being .19 cents for reg. I could find 5 coke bottles, at five cents apiece get a gallon of gasoline and have .06 cents left over for Candy! I always thought if I could get this lawnmower to run on diesel I would have a lot more money left over for Candy. At that time diesel diesel fuel was I think .11 Well needless to say over the years now diesel fuel is twice as much as regular gasoline.
Anyway I'm done venting now.
Roamin Roman, Jimmy & Gansett let's all get along as we are seniors who
set the example! Remember it was a joke. Being politically right I didn't do any research so I can't comment. I respect all three of you :)
Happy Hunting
AJ
LordBlackAdder
05-28-08, 16:48
So let's imagine that come tomorrow the oil companies have working wells in the Gulf, ANWAR and the contential shelf producing a brazillion barrels a day. Do you really think big oil would sell to the USA at a reduced price out of patriotism? To help those of us here that are hurting from high energy prices? No, they'll sell OUR oil at market prices to China and india to further enrich THEM.
Wanna buy a bridge?
If there is a greater supply of oil then the price goes down. It does not matter where the increased supply comes from. There are not many women out there who just want to get laid for the fun of it. Albeit there are a few of them. If there were as many women who just wanted to haev sex as there are men then guys would never have to pay to get laid. Supply and demand something one should learn in A level economics.
OPEC discovered this in the 1980s. At that time record high prices were encouraging the development of alternate fuels. They increased the supply. The increased supply lowered the price. The lower price made putting money in alternate fuels a bad investment.
Up in Alberta they can't make money on the oil sands when oil is below 50 USD a barrel (or real close to that amount). Since it has gone higher the oil sands are booming.
And now for something a little bit different. The picture here shows you that bigger is not always better in places other than the petrol depot.
Baltimonger
05-28-08, 19:29
Hehehehehe. Hey Butthead, we're gonna get some chicks and score!
Here is the latest news…you guys might like it.
Best EVER BLONDE JOKE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. "
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. "
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. "
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, " and then, he said with a deep sigh, .
(scroll down)
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. "
You have a great sense of humor.
Thank you for the post.
Baltimonger
05-29-08, 19:41
Here's an unintentionally funny news story about a drug bust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJBIwIXYbc).
Pay attention to the background.
To funny B-more.
Looks like a porn shop to me :p
Here's an unintentionally funny news story about a drug bust (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJBIwIXYbc).
Pay attention to the background.
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