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Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.Not many but they can be found.
In the UDist Top Massage. Though they don't show on Rubmaps site. Did they close?
Also in Udist Rubmaps says Tequila has it but a review here couldn't confirm.
In Federal Way 99 Massage has one though it may not be offered any more?
In Sodo the place behind the Subway sandwiches has it.
I have read / seen unconfirmed reports of others. I would like to know of more as well.
Seattle Ampfan
11-25-23, 16:10
Not many but they can be found.Oddly enough there are places with table showers that don't have any other extras (just a legit massage). Symmetry Spa in North Seattle is once such place.
GoaThillBilly
11-25-23, 16:21
Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.Eurotouch, Airport, and I think Kings in south Everett has one.
AussieFury
11-25-23, 18:28
Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.MM in Tacoma.
I will occasionally have my entire visit in their well-apportionted table shower room.
HouseFriedRice
11-25-23, 19:54
Not many but they can be found.
In the UDist Top Massage. Though they don't show on Rubmaps site. Did they close?
Also in Udist Rubmaps says Tequila has it but a review here couldn't confirm.
In Federal Way 99 Massage has one though it may not be offered any more?
In Sodo the place behind the Subway sandwiches has it
I have read / seen unconfirmed reports of others. I would like to know of more as well.I will add:
-Lily Spa in LCW (there was a table, but the MT just sprayed me down while I was standing).
-Spirit Massage in I'd (they advertised it, but I did not actually get one).
Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.Cherry massage spa in Everett.
KitWalker1967
11-26-23, 01:52
Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.Panda Massage on Everett Mall Way has one of those table showers that you lay within, which has spray nozzles along the sides. Probably uncomfortable for guys who are more than six feet tall.
Thefourtwo5
11-26-23, 02:29
I live near Redmond and I'm new to the hobby. Should I try this place?
https://maps.app.goo.gl/xZWxgn4MUSmF437BA
This looks like a trap. Should I stick to already reviews places?I don't think it's a trap. Been there since spring. I went in and was met by a granny so I just asked prices and left.
Cherry massage spa in Everett.Yes, they do. And I have had one there, but I have never had anything besides a nice massage there. Perhaps things have changed?
KitWalker1967
11-26-23, 12:00
Yes, they do. And I have had one there, but I have never had anything besides a nice massage there. Perhaps things have changed?I left Cherry Massage off of my previous post here, because it's still marked as being non-erotic on RM. The most recent review on that site (12/3/2022) described a very thorough table shower scrub down, along with a lot of grazing, butt play, sensual touches & nipple play during the session, but nothing more. Even the fake reviewers have left this place off their radar. As you mentioned, it would be nice to know if management's business practices have evolved.
I left Cherry Massage off of my previous post here, because it's still marked as being non-erotic on RM. The most recent review on that site (12/3/2022) described a very thorough table shower scrub down, along with a lot of grazing, butt play, sensual touches & nipple play during the session, but nothing more. Even the fake reviewers have left this place off their radar. As you mentioned, it would be nice to know if management's business practices have evolved.Evolving aside how is cherry 1-10 (10 best) for a legit massage? Been around there several times & tempted to go. Who's good?
GlobalHawk
11-28-23, 11:46
Evergreenin Issaquah. Anything?Have wondered about this place, too. It's the ideal location. Have seen Sophia and Michelle there and struck out. Like anywhere, though, figure it's available for the right price.
Thefourtwo5
11-28-23, 20:01
Lake City Way. Met Candy, very cute, late twenties early thirties. 5'4", slim, B cup breasts, nice big hard nipples she'll shove in your mouth. $$ all in. Started with a mediocre massage. We got right to it after the flip. She climbed on top of me naked, shoving her big nips in my mouth. Slowly kissed her way down to a CBJ. She climbed on top when I was ready and really got into it. Great verbal feedback. Hot as hell when she started saying "fuck me" while bouncing off of me. After a few, she wanted to switch it up, on her back she went. I daty for a bit (very ticklish) then started in on her in missionary. She does not hide her excitement. Some nice loud moans. I finished in the bag inside her as she pulled my body into hers and wrapped her legs around me. She was hot. Said she is her until the end of the month. On the way out I met another, looked younger, pretty as well but I didn't get her name.
Sorry if this is a dumb question. But is there such thing as a FS Caucasian massage? Does it exist in the Seattle area?
RoadHazard
11-28-23, 22:45
Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.You have to request it but they have one.
KitWalker1967
11-28-23, 23:53
Evolving aside how is cherry 1-10 (10 best) for a legit massage? Been around there several times & tempted to go. Who's good?I have no idea. It seems like every time I think about dropping in to see if things have changed, somebody posts that it hasn't.
On the way out I met another, looked younger, pretty as well but I didn't get her name.I visited recently as well. If the other girl was a small spinner with shoulder length hair, that was Rachel. I pulled her and had a similar enjoyable time. Rachel is anywhere from 25-40. She has the lip filler look. Pretty girl, but with some imperfections. MM C's with scaring. She has a tight box but can take it well. She has good CG / ACG stamina. Our final position was CG and she rode really well and was riding aggressively. I thought she was trying to get me to finish but after I popped she kept going for a while, getting louder and sweaty getting her own. She is also only there until the end of the month, so not much longer.
VisibleNinja
11-29-23, 02:12
Thanks for the leads on table showers, gents. Hope to report my findings.
Original703
11-29-23, 12:07
Sorry if this is a dumb question. But is there such thing as a FS Caucasian massage? Does it exist in the Seattle area?Yes, there are white providers who offer massage with FS. If you're looking for an AMP-like setup, with white providers, there aren't many options. But you can find some by using the Advanced Search function on Rubmaps, and selecting the ethnicity you seek. Several years ago, I visited a place in the Renton Highlands that had white providers. It was adequate; I never returned and I have no idea whether it's still around.
If you're looking for escorts who offer massages or body rubs, you can find plenty on TNA.
Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.
KitWalker1967
11-29-23, 12:32
Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.Excellent advice! With specific regards to the coveted LMP Unicorns, please also bear in mind that receiving information about one of these ladies doesn't automatically mean you'll receive the same level of service from her. After three unsuccessful visits with one, during which I provided all the subtle clues necessary, I just gave up.
Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:
https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234
She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?
ThatOneGuy333
11-29-23, 16:17
I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?
BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?LOL bro, this is a post from 2021. Rubratings has since gone byebye. Replaced by a new version where it's just filled with AMPs posting pics from the internet to garner some sort of business. Man the old rubratings was awesome though. Still miss my girl Kana who I saw regularly. Pretty Thai lady maybe late 30's and was happy to eat my ass like she was starving. Let me fuck her no cover towards the end, but said she was going on a trip with her daughter. Then rub ratings got shut down, and she did not respond to the number I had for her anymore. Miss that hoe.
Thefourtwo5
11-29-23, 20:32
I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?Literally every shop you see offers what you are looking for at that price. Just find one and go.
Sea He Newb
11-29-23, 22:14
Those titties are huge and natural. No nonsense. She was great for me and I showed up at closing time. She's leaving in a week. Go get some. I'll be returning.Fuuuuuuuuck. I take a short break and miss the the thing I care most about, big naturals.
Been seeing Yami at eternity for a bit. She's amazing with teasing and massage. No touching though.
Saw 3 ladies here one was from Mexico she was 25 she said and she passed for it. Massage was 10 minutes and nuru. Flip was alright, you could tell she was new.
Saw a Cuban lady about 33 ish, no massage, flip was good and did not help clean after.
Fav was Tina she's viet mid 30's.
Started with a massage which was okay then on the flip got CBJ. She was really getting into it and remove the cover and let me finish. Cleaned then started with a BBBJ to get the guy up again then went in for cfs.
Saw again a few days later she started BBBJ as soon as I walked in. Didn't even gave me a chance to sit down. Ended with BBBJCIM. Then went to cfs.
She's tan, has a rocking body 6 pack, English sucks higher fake tits and a tiny ass. Good luck gents.
ShinamotoJason
11-30-23, 09:30
If & only if she had prettier pussy! Nonetheless, she's a very attractive woman, pretty, firm athletic body! Highly recommended & will definitely repeat!
ShinamotoJason
11-30-23, 09:34
Too plain for me, but attractive enough for $$ or less.
Yes, they do. And I have had one there, but I have never had anything besides a nice massage there. Perhaps things have changed?I have not been in several years. The first time I went I got a skinny, young, cute but with a couple crooked teeth blonde Asian named Sunshine. My table shower was full of 'oops' and 'sorry' when 'accidentally' knocking the towel off my dick. A lot of teasing, but nothing in the end. She apologized that her English wasn't good and she wanted to see me again. She gave a great massage and was really friendly and cute so I went back and on the third visit got a very slow and quiet UTR HE. Saw her until she wasn't there anymore, and the other ladies were a bit older and thicker, so didn't spend any effort.
AussieFury
12-01-23, 09:51
If & only if she had prettier pussy! Nonetheless, she's a very attractive woman, pretty, firm athletic body! Highly recommended & will definitely repeat!Take note of the admin-provided "Troll" tag on this poster's acct.
I disagree strongly with his lament about a prettier pussy. Thats absolutely ridiculous.
AussieFury
12-01-23, 09:55
Too plain for me, but attractive enough for $$ or less."Too plain" means no plastic surgery compared to the Korean AAMP ladies over which he fawns.
That "too plain" girl has mad skills. I hate white knights but "plain" is excessive, Jason-san.
ShinamotoJason
12-01-23, 12:46
Whoa, whoa, calm down, Aussie. I sort of liked Yoyo for less than $$, but I really loved Anna, already repeated.
Take note of the admin-provided "Troll" tag on this poster's acct.
I disagree strongly with his lament about a prettier pussy. Thats absolutely ridiculous.
Saw 3 ladies here one was from Mexico she was 25 she said and she passed for it. Massage was 10 minutes and nuru. Flip was alright, you could tell she was new.
Saw a Cuban lady about 33 ish, no massage, flip was good and did not help clean after.
Fav was Tina she's viet mid 30's.
Started with a massage which was okay then on the flip got CBJ. She was really getting into it and remove the cover and let me finish. Cleaned then started with a BBBJ to get the guy up again then went in for cfs.
Saw again a few days later she started BBBJ as soon as I walked in. Didn't even gave me a chance to sit down. Ended with BBBJCIM. Then went to cfs.
She's tan, has a rocking body 6 pack, English sucks higher fake tits and a tiny ass. Good luck gents.How's the parking at New Spa? Can you park in the back and walk in?
DatyMan007
12-01-23, 15:49
If & only if she had prettier pussy! Nonetheless, she's a very attractive woman, pretty, firm athletic body! Highly recommended & will definitely repeat!Hello shinamoto J.
All intel is much appreciated but.
In you're opinion Care to elaborate on what deems a pussy unattractive?
Such as meaty pastrami type, coin slot type, puffy, bald, hairy, landing strip ETC.
Must admit I'm a fan of bald / coin slot but don't really discriminate on all others only issues would be hygiene and foul odors.
AussieFury
12-02-23, 11:01
Drove through Burien yesterday to see who's here for the month. Didn't confirm anything, so keep in mind these are my gut feeling opinions after stopping by.
Seoul: Amanda is gone. Replaced by a chubby woman I have no interest in seeing. But confirm FS always here in the past.
Lucky Spa: Next door to Seoul. New provider, MILF age and cute and friendly. But yellow smoker teeth. But I got a definite FS available vibe.
Cloud6: RM says FS but chubby auntie here.
Cici: This place looks newish. Very discreet rear parking. Locked front door with doorbell. All good signs. The two girls inside were very cute but dressed in clothes that made me believe FS not available. One of the girls was tiny but looked like she had like one big boob centered on her chest. Strange.
Garden Spa: A shadow of its former incarnation. Even with the classic vestibule entry with doorbell, this place screams legit.
Magnolia Spa: Very interesting. Met Candy. She looked like she was wearing moisturizer and no makeup yet, but I get a definite FS available vibe. She was pretty cute and I might give her a try.
Looks like maybe some new options. Curious to hear others' intel in the area.
ShinamotoJason
12-02-23, 14:40
Clean, no vaginal odor, small & tight hole, small but visible clit, and without black lips. Firmness of ass & thigh is plus for DT. Anna has the black lips. Otherwise, she was very tasty!
Some examples of perfect "natural" pussy among K-girl community would be Ravi & Pepper / Sonay; or "vaginal botoxed" pussy, CherryDD. Rosie had the brownish lips, but she's an exception!
Good luck & be safe, brother!
Hello shinamoto J.
All intel is much appreciated but.
In you're opinion Care to elaborate on what deems a pussy unattractive?
Such as meaty pastrami type, coin slot type, puffy, bald, hairy, landing strip ETC.
Must admit I'm a fan of bald / coin slot but don't really discriminate on all others only issues would be hygiene and foul odors.
Drove through Burien yesterday to see who's here for the month. Didn't confirm anything, so keep in mind these are my gut feeling opinions after stopping by.
Seoul: Amanda is gone. Replaced by a chubby woman I have no interest in seeing. But confirm FS always here in the past.
Lucky Spa: Next door to Seoul. New provider, MILF age and cute and friendly. But yellow smoker teeth. But I got a definite FS available vibe.
Cloud6: RM says FS but chubby auntie here.
Cici: This place looks newish. Very discreet rear parking. Locked front door with doorbell. All good signs. The two girls inside were very cute but dressed in clothes that made me believe FS not available. One of the girls was tiny but looked like she had like one big boob centered on her chest. Strange.
Garden Spa: A shadow of its former incarnation. Even with the classic vestibule entry with doorbell, this place screams legit.
Magnolia Spa: Very interesting. Met Candy. She looked like she was wearing moisturizer and no makeup yet, but I get a definite FS available vibe. She was pretty cute and I might give her a try.
Looks like maybe some new options. Curious to hear others' intel in the area.CiCi was only HE for me. Was told they didn't offer FS.
I spent a FS hour with Candy at Magnolia yesterday. Really focused on safety and cleanliness (alcohol wipes) but she's a sweetheart. I'll repeat one more time for another visit.
AussieFury
12-03-23, 09:37
CiCi was only HE for me. Was told they didn't offer FS.
I spent a FS hour with Candy at Magnolia yesterday. Really focused on safety and cleanliness (alcohol wipes) but she's a sweetheart. I'll repeat one more time for another visit.Thanks, Moose21. Thank you for confirming both my hunches about Cici being HE only and Candy being a good time. I caught her mid-skin care routine and without any makeup. Does she normally wear some? I like safety FS but was BBBJ avail?
Thanks and hobby safe.
Nameless Drone
12-03-23, 13:01
How's the parking at New Spa? Can you park in the back and walk in?I had posted about this in the Everett section; I would personally not park back there at night. Or if you do, keep your eyes open.
Thanks, Moose21. Thank you for confirming both my hunches about Cici being HE only and Candy being a good time. I caught her mid-skin care routine and without any makeup. Does she normally wear some? I like safety FS but was BBBJ avail?
Thanks and hobby safe.I don't recall much makeup. It was CBJ for me. With her alcohol wipe routine I don't expect that to change. However I've pleasantly surprised by others before so it's worth another visit.
Exactly. I'll take mad skills and enthusiasm over good looks anyday!
"Too plain" means no plastic surgery compared to the Korean AAMP ladies over which he fawns.
That "too plain" girl has mad skills. I hate white knights but "plain" is excessive, Jason-san.
Nope. I've seen all of them. There was only one lady, Anna, who offered HE+PM there but she's gone now. The other good one, Bobo, never offered it there, but she does HE now at Wave spa in Kirkland. I'd love to find something good in Issaquah. I do hear the infamous Josie Pussycat / Princess Peach has an incall there now? Anyone seen her there yet?
Have wondered about this place, too. It's the ideal location. Have seen Sophia and Michelle there and struck out. Like anywhere, though, figure it's available for the right price.
AussieFury
12-03-23, 15:20
Got word that an ATF Coco was at Shangrila behind Subway on 4th in SEA. Headed down to see her. A tall gorgeous pre-MILF in a blue sequin dress answered the door and I recognized her instantly as Kathy. She was at Lotus FedWay last month.
She said Coco had moved on and introduced me to the new young girl. Short, curvy, cute face, BIG boobs. I will definitely come back to see her, but something told me to go with Kathy today.
That something was right and I am kicking myself for not circling back to see her last month at Lotus.
Her sexual energy is off the charts. I dunno if she was happy that I'd picked her over the young cutie or what but she was an animal. As soon as we got in her room it was on. DFK as she tore my clothes off and ran her hands everywhere.
I'll skip the details but she checks all my favorite boxes: attractive, great body, friendly, untranslated DT and BLS. FS always covered. Really gets into it and made me feel like a king.
Anna in FW is off for a bit so I'm going to be seeing a lot of Kathy. Tell her hi from Big Monkey.
Might have to pay a visit for this new girl. Did you catch a name for her by chance?
Got word that an ATF Coco was at Shangrila behind Subway on 4th in SEA. Headed down to see her. A tall gorgeous pre-MILF in a blue sequin dress answered the door and I recognized her instantly as Kathy. She was at Lotus FedWay last month.
She said Coco had moved on and introduced me to the new young girl. Short, curvy, cute face, BIG boobs. I will definitely come back to see her, but something told me to go with Kathy today.
That something was right and I am kicking myself for not circling back to see her last month at Lotus.
Her sexual energy is off the charts. I dunno if she was happy that I'd picked her over the young cutie or what but she was an animal. As soon as we got in her room it was on. DFK as she tore my clothes off and ran her hands everywhere.
I'll skip the details but she checks all my favorite boxes: attractive, great body, friendly, untranslated DT and BLS. FS always covered. Really gets into it and made me feel like a king.
Anna in FW is off for a bit so I'm going to be seeing a lot of Kathy. Tell her hi from Big Monkey.
AussieFury
12-03-23, 16:51
Might have to pay a visit for this new girl. Did you catch a name for her by chance?The short one? I don't remember. Kathy's expertise wiped my memory LOL. But short, high pitch voice, anime titties.
GoldMinerLxv
12-03-23, 19:31
I don't recall much makeup. It was CBJ for me. With her alcohol wipe routine I don't expect that to change. However I've pleasantly surprised by others before so it's worth another visit.Hey Moose21. Do you by chance know if she's the same CANDY who was working at Garden Spa earlier this year before they were busted? I ask because that Candy rocked my world.
Got word that an ATF Coco was at Shangrila behind Subway on 4th in SEA. Headed down to see her. A tall gorgeous pre-MILF in a blue sequin dress answered the door and I recognized her instantly as Kathy. She was at Lotus FedWay last month.
She said Coco had moved on and introduced me to the new young girl. Short, curvy, cute face, BIG boobs. I will definitely come back to see her, but something told me to go with Kathy today.
That something was right and I am kicking myself for not circling back to see her last month at Lotus.
Her sexual energy is off the charts. I dunno if she was happy that I'd picked her over the young cutie or what but she was an animal. As soon as we got in her room it was on. DFK as she tore my clothes off and ran her hands everywhere.
I'll skip the details but she checks all my favorite boxes: attractive, great body, friendly, untranslated DT and BLS. FS always covered. Really gets into it and made me feel like a king.
Anna in FW is off for a bit so I'm going to be seeing a lot of Kathy. Tell her hi from Big Monkey.She's an ATF of mine. I always have a good time with Cathy. She gives an excellent massage and gives 100% on the flip.
Hey Moose21. Do you by chance know if she's the same CANDY who was working at Garden Spa earlier this year before they were busted? I ask because that Candy rocked my world.I never saw her there. Doesn't mean it's not her. Send me a PM if you want to go into specifics to see if it's her.
The short one? I don't remember. Kathy's expertise wiped my memory LOL. But short, high pitch voice, anime titties.Didn't catch the new girl, but Kathy is definitely ATF worthy. Slim body, typical unremarkable Asian ass, manmades are a nice handful. Not super fit or toned body, but definitely nowhere near chubby or fat. Attractive for sure. English is limited, massage was fine, services rendered were great. DT and BLS was untranslated, but toothy (I think I'm fairly girthy). LFK, CFS, nipple sucking if you're into that. No daty from me, but trimmed not shaved Bush. Didn't get the voracious woman AussieFury described, but definitely more sensual and thoughtful energy that I think would open up on return visits. Location is fairly private, but there's no fooling anyone on the street where you were when you pull out of the parking lot.
Saw 3 ladies here one was from Mexico she was 25 she said and she passed for it. Massage was 10 minutes and nuru. Flip was alright, you could tell she was new.
Saw a Cuban lady about 33 ish, no massage, flip was good and did not help clean after.
Fav was Tina she's viet mid 30's.
Started with a massage which was okay then on the flip got CBJ. She was really getting into it and remove the cover and let me finish. Cleaned then started with a BBBJ to get the guy up again then went in for cfs.
Saw again a few days later she started BBBJ as soon as I walked in. Didn't even gave me a chance to sit down. Ended with BBBJCIM. Then went to cfs.
She's tan, has a rocking body 6 pack, English sucks higher fake tits and a tiny ass. Good luck gents.After seeing HotsFeru's discription of Tina, I had to see for myself, as she sounded just the type I like.
I pulled up to the front and quickly saw that due to the pot shop next door, the parking lot was like Grand Central Station, cars constantly coming and going. Once there was a slight break in traffic, I jumped out of my car and went inside.
After being asked to wait a minute through the door, it was finally opened by a younger, slender, Latina girl, wearing a fishnet dress, where I could see she had a cute little ass, but had zero tits and too be honest, not a very attractive face. She had me step inside and I asked if Tina was available, she told me to wait right there and she would see. It was then that I realized what a sketchy shithole the place is. It opens up into a large room with dingy linoleum floors, couches and a TV. There were three other Latina gals sitting in there, all on the heavier side and looked like most of the Latinas on the "other" board. One of them got up and told me to follow her back to a room and asked for the sixty and said Tina would be right in. I got undressed and laid on the table and while listening to too loud reggae music being played, it was overwhelmingly hot in the ugly room, which I knew was going to be a problem. Tina finally came in after ten minutes or so and I have to say I was very happy that HotFeru's description was spot on, attractive mid to late 30's, slender body with a flat tummy, tight little ass and really nice aftermarket tits. She wanted to go to the room next door and had me gather my clothes and led me to the other room, that was not as bad as the first, quiet lite jazz playing, however, it was just as warm. I gave her two bills and laid down for a quick, horrible massage that consisted of her basically grinding her fist all over my back. She then bent down and started kissing my neck and cheek and as I turned my head towards her, she planted her lips on my mouth and shoved her tongue inside, a first for me with an AMP provider. I soon rolled over and she climbed on top of me, kissing me passionately while my hands roamed her taut little body. She then rose up so I could enjoy her great breasts for a bit before she kissed and licked her way down my body until she reached my ever hardening unit, which she thoroughly engulfed in her mouth for an enthusiastic BBBJ. After a bit I asked to return the favor and enjoyed 69 for a bit, then she got up and grabbed a cover and after a little more BBBJ, wrapped me up and climbed aboard for a good cg ride.
It was here that the heat in the room started making me uncomfortable and I was starting to have trouble keeping at attention. She jumped off, removed the cover and resumed with more BBBJ. She was a real trooper and kept at it until she started to overheat and had to take a break. I just told her to finish me manually, she started stroking and sucking me, while I had my thumb buried deep inside her warm, wet box until she had me spewing. We both were a sweaty mess. She got a wet wash cloth and cleaned me up below, then a clean towel to wipe the sweat from my face. She then massaged my arms, hands and legs until the time was up.
I have to say, with all of the older gals of varying looks and body types, Tina is a breath of fresh air, I mean if you saw her walking in a mall, you would definitely turn to watch her walk by, she is that attractive. I just wish she would find a better place to work, as the facility leaves much to be desired. Even so, I will probably go to see her again.
Gagnely476
12-04-23, 07:40
So, I found myself in Marysville. Got some top-notch service from a gal named Zoe. The way she worked that tongue was something else, man.
After indulging in some Jeffs TX BBQ, I thought, "Why not drop by Eastern Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville?" I felt like sharing my experience with this spot because some other joints are just a hot mess with girls who could really use a breath mint. It's such a letdown when they just don't seem to care. But Zoe and this massage parlor? They've got a chill atmosphere going on, from what I experienced.
Zoe looked around 25, with C cups that had nips peeking out of her top. 5', 100 lbs. Just a whole lot of Asian spice packed into a petite package. Her jet black hair smelled like cotton candy. Before we got started, we chatted about donations and what I wanted. Her English wasn't perfect, but we didn't have any problems understanding each other.
All I was after was a good old BBJ that did the trick. And man, did Zoe deliver. Even got to explore her a bit. Not sure if there's more on offer here, but I was fine with just the L2 stuff. I really appreciated how she gave me her full attention. It can be a real mood killer when they keep checking the clock all the time. And bless her, she didn't have breath that smelled like a dumpster.
Overall, Zoe from Eastern Wisdom in the Marysville area provided a top-tier experience. I'll be back for sure.
TroutMaster05
12-04-23, 15:29
After seeing HotsFeru's discription of Tina, I had to see for myself, as she sounded just the type I like.
I pulled up to the front and quickly saw that due to the pot shop next door, the parking lot was like Grand Central Station, cars constantly coming and going. Once there was a slight break in traffic, I jumped out of my car and went inside.
After being asked to wait a minute through the door, it was finally opened by a younger, slender, Latina girl, wearing a fishnet dress, where I could see she had a cute little ass, but had zero tits and too be honest, not a very attractive face. She had me step inside and I asked if Tina was available, she told me to wait right there and she would see. It was then that I realized what a sketchy shithole the place is. It opens up into a large room with dingy linoleum floors, couches and a TV. There were three other Latina gals sitting in there, all on the heavier side and looked like most of the Latinas on the "other" board. One of them got up and told me to follow her back to a room and asked for the sixty and said Tina would be right in. I got undressed and laid on the table and while listening to too loud reggae music being played, it was overwhelmingly hot in the ugly room, which I knew was going to be a problem. Tina finally came in after ten minutes or so and I have to say I was very happy that HotFeru's description was spot on, attractive mid to late 30's, slender body with a flat tummy, tight little ass and really nice aftermarket tits. She wanted to go to the room next door and had me gather my clothes and led me to the other room, that was not as bad as the first, quiet lite jazz playing, however, it was just as warm..Can you help us non Everett savy guys out with a name or cross street. Would appreciate a DM if we want to keep their name / loc off the board. Thanks.
GoaThillBilly
12-04-23, 16:29
So, I found myself in Marysville. Got some top-notch service from a gal named Zoe. The way she worked that tongue was something else, man.
After indulging in some Jeffs TX BBQ, I thought, "Why not drop by Eastern Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville?" I felt like sharing my experience with this spot because some other joints are just a hot mess with girls who could really use a breath mint. It's such a letdown when they just don't seem to care. But Zoe and this massage parlor? They've got a chill atmosphere going on, from what I experienced.
Zoe looked around 25, with C cups that had nips peeking out of her top. 5', 100 lbs. Just a whole lot of Asian spice packed into a petite package. Her jet black hair smelled like cotton candy. Before we got started, we chatted about donations and what I wanted. Her English wasn't perfect, but we didn't have any problems understanding each other.
All I was after was a good old BBJ that did the trick. And man, did Zoe deliver. Even got to explore her a bit. Not sure if there's more on offer here, but I was fine with just the L2 stuff. I really appreciated how she gave me her full attention. It can be a real mood killer when they keep checking the clock all the time. And bless her, she didn't have breath that smelled like a dumpster.
Overall, Zoe from Eastern Wisdom in the Marysville area provided a top-tier experience. I'll be back for sure.Suspicious. There was a similar review here a few weeks ago regarding Zoe. Another member stated that they drove quite a ways to check her out and upon arrival he was told there was no "Zoe" or anyone resembling that description working there. I just dined at Jeffs' BBQ and it was awesome although Jeff was not there, a pretty younger blonde waited on me but no extras. Actually I had to pay extra for water and sauce, LOL. Pork ribs were awesome though.
SkeletonKey6
12-04-23, 17:01
So, I found myself in Marysville. Got some top-notch service from a gal named Zoe. I already posted my recon to this place a few weeks ago.
Zoe is your typical north Seattle auntie / granny who stinks like cigarettes.
Doctor Pepper
12-04-23, 19:14
So, I found myself in Marysville. Got some top-notch service from a gal named Zoe. The way she worked that tongue was something else, man.
After indulging in some Jeffs TX BBQ, I thought, "Why not drop by Eastern Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville?" I felt like sharing my experience with this spot because some other joints are just a hot mess with girls who could really use a breath mint. It's such a letdown when they just don't seem to care. But Zoe and this massage parlor? They've got a chill atmosphere going on, from what I experienced.
Zoe looked around 25, with C cups that had nips peeking out of her top. 5', 100 lbs. Just a whole lot of Asian spice packed into a petite package. Her jet black hair smelled like cotton candy. Before we got started, we chatted about donations and what I wanted. Her English wasn't perfect, but we didn't have any problems understanding each other.
All I was after was a good old BBJ that did the trick. And man, did Zoe deliver. Even got to explore her a bit. Not sure if there's more on offer here, but I was fine with just the L2 stuff. I really appreciated how she gave me her full attention. It can be a real mood killer when they keep checking the clock all the time. And bless her, she didn't have breath that smelled like a dumpster.
Overall, Zoe from Eastern Wisdom in the Marysville area provided a top-tier experience. I'll be back for sure.Jumping on the suspicious train. There's a post on the Everett board from a "different" user, same type of layout, with glowing reviews about an AMP. **Insert rolling eye emoji here** All good though, since it just confirms which places for me to avoid.
I'll stick to Eternity, Sea Breeze (when Yami isn't available), and call it a day. Star Point or Lily if I'm feeling friskier.
Can you help us non Everett savy guys out with a name or cross street. Would appreciate a DM if we want to keep their name / loc off the board. Thanks.The name of the place is literally "New Spa". Google maps is your friend.
One of them got up ... and asked for the sixty and said Tina would be right in. Tina finally came in ... I gave her two bills and laid down...Thanks for the review. But am I reading this right that you paid $260 for AMP FS? That seems steep to me, but I know some places charge more than others.
Thanks for the review. But am I reading this right that you paid $260 for AMP FS? That seems steep to me, but I know some places charge more than others.It was 60 more than I would normally do, but her looks are definitely worth it.
KitWalker1967
12-05-23, 10:56
Suspicious. There was a similar review here a few weeks ago regarding Zoe. Another member stated that they drove quite a ways to check her out and upon arrival he was told there was no "Zoe" or anyone resembling that description working there. I just dined at Jeffs' BBQ and it was awesome although Jeff was not there, a pretty younger blonde waited on me but no extras. Actually I had to pay extra for water and sauce, LOL. Pork ribs were awesome though.Yeah, I noticed that too. And oddly enough, there are absolutely no reviews for a Zoe at Eastern Wisdom in Marysville on RM. It would appear that Gagnely476 and Imthmpsn are Siamese Twins. I hope the parlor managers who post their fake reviews on RM aren't wandering over to this site.
AussieFury
12-05-23, 11:17
The Korean AAMPs are generally great. But the Korean AMPs in the South End? Not so much. Phone operator pitches all three spots in the same text:
1020 A St SE, #8 Auburn, WA 98002
1727 S 341st Pl, Federal Way, WA 98003
Asia massage
6317 Portland Ave E, Tacoma, WA 98404
🥰
30mins$55+tips= cash
60mins$65+tips= cash
100mins$100+tips= cash
Updated New girl 🔥🔥🥰
Please come in if you have time.
Only you can't think of it, and there is no service quality guarantee that we can't do. 👉(Choose an address and walk in by yourself.)Stopped by the Auburn one and OOF. Smells like smoke and two chubby grannies with WAY too much makeup were there. I can't imagine anyone wanting to stay for any reason.
I texted the PO and said the ladies there were way too old. So he sent me these attached images of the "new girls. ".
Yeah, right.
I haven't heard of any winners at any of theae three spots. Always a granny.
Anyone have any different intel?
SkeletonKey6
12-05-23, 13:00
I tried one in the Bellevue area and struck out with provider answering the door was 15-20 years older and 40 lbs heavier than the pics the operator sent. They were about the same as what you describe in Auburn area, including their bogus sales pitch. Please DM intel on the good Korean AAMPs if you get a chance.
The Korean AAMPs are generally great. But the Korean AMPs in the South End? Not so much
Can you help us non Everett savy guys out with a name or cross street. Would appreciate a DM if we want to keep their name / loc off the board. Thanks.As you were told, its name is "New Spa". Seriously. It is on Evergreen Way. The cross street is Pecks. There is also a Value Village thrift store on the opposite side of the road. I have not been to New Spa, but when I am thrifting Value Village is one of my sources.
By the way, was you go north on Evergreen Way after you pass Everett Mall Way you are no longer on 99. 99 left you. Everett Mall Way is 99. You need to find a good road map to see that.
How much is she there? And do they allow two shots during the hour?
She's an ATF of mine. I always have a good time with Cathy. She gives an excellent massage and gives 100% on the flip.
GoaThillBilly
12-05-23, 21:59
Tried it for the first time, 50 for a hh. Typical rate now, only know of one that's still 40. Greeted by mid to late 40's average to stocky build, nice rack and backside and wearing a nice red, velvet dress. Massage was firm and above average with no teasing. On the flip the negotiating began. I was just there for a massage and HE. I said 50 and asked to touch, she laughed-scoffed at my request. Said 80 and take off top, I settled on 60 and let me touch very nice firm backside wearing sexy thong. Attempted to touch up too she said 20 more, I declined. Unenthusiastic and business like finish. She left the room and I waited for the hot towel clean up. No she came back in said all done, WTH. Out of curiosity I asked about FS, she said 200 but not sure if that includes house fee. Won't repeat, she was pretty hot but her demeanor turned me off.
How much is she there? And do they allow two shots during the hour?I've seen her numerous times. Standard rate for me. House is 40 for half, 60 for the hour there. As for MSOG, I've never tried so I don't know the answer to that.
They currently have:
Amy, a short curvy girl with a cute round face. Probably in her 30's.
Rachel, who was most recently at QQ.
AussieFury
12-06-23, 09:54
I tried one in the Bellevue area and struck out with provider answering the door was 15-20 years older and 40 lbs heavier than the pics the operator sent. They were about the same as what you describe in Auburn area, including their bogus sales pitch. Please DM intel on the good Korean AAMPs if you get a chance.The only one currently operating in the area is K-Angels. And their quality has been hit and miss which is why I say "generally. ".
My two fav K-groups are long gone. So I don't have a current fav K-AAMP, unfortunately.
Started out the night going to Ocean Asian Massage. It's a small massage place next to a Casino. The parking was pretty packed but it's not facing a main street. Either way, I wouldn't call it low-key. As I walked in, I was greeted by a lady probably in 50's. I kept asking her how much a massage was and she kept trying to get me in the room. I asked her what type of massage was offered there and she was very explicit in her response. I then asked who would be my masseuse and she said herself. At that point, I just told her I'd come back later and left.
Then I went to Star Point Massage. It was pretty quiet but facing a main road (Lake City Way). As I walked in, I was greeted by a lady probably in her late 20's or early 30's. She had a cute face but definitely had surgery on her face. Asked her the prices and went with $50 for hh massage. Around 15 minutes in, I was flipped and propositioned. I accepted and she took off her clothes. Completely natural C cups and tight body. Definitely very attractive overall. Service was not as good as other places. BJ kind of hurt and immediately told me to get on top. Normally used to some ballsack sucking - CBJ - Them on top - Me on top - Finishing.
K angels cancelled on me, so I stopped by here.
I had a really nice session here with Nana. She can be mid 20's to mid 30's, but she has a really nice body. Full natural C cups. One of the most beautiful groomed (with hair) pussy with a nicely shaped clit. She was wearing a makeup an I would say very cute.
Started with an okay 45 minute massage. Nothing special, no teasing. She did hint about moving my hands to grab her behind or legs. On the flip, she asked for a donation. I gave her 2 on top of. 6 (entry) just because she is very hot and sexy IMHO.
She took off her top and allowed me to play and suck on those chests. She gave lots of kisses all over my body. She gave a very enthusiastic BBBJ and BLS. I returned the favor and had a feast on her body. No DFK. DATY was allowed and enjoyed. No FIV. She got really loud and I could her the people from the other room laughing. Lots of encouragement were given. Switched CFS and pounded it hard. She was very wet and tight. I blew in the bag.
I have no regrets dropping 2. 6 (includes entry) on this one. I was really satisfied and happy. I went over 1 hr.
HouseFriedRice
12-09-23, 23:35
Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.
Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.
I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.
I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.
She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!
GlobalHawk
12-10-23, 12:45
Having been to Mana Massage near Whole Foods a few times, they're a 50/50 self-serve spot. Probably not to the taste of some of the hardcore mongers on this board but if the "will they / won't they" suspense and being watched by a legit masseuse excites you then it could be a good spot for you. First time I went it slowly graduated from a mediocre massage to light teasing around the pelvic region. Although I've gone through the usual AMP dynamic quite a few times it was quite fun to "pretend" like we were both caught up in the moment and a legit massage spontaneously turned into something more. Probably a 1/5 experience for mongers with high expectations but if you're not too jaded and are charming enough, you can probably turn a legit massage here into something slightly more. Although I will say I haven't seen any staff that works here yet that's young and attractive, only ones who are 50+.Re-upping this. Have had fantastic experiences with Jenny at Mana Massage. Build trust with her, tip her well, and see where it goes. A legit, licensed masseuse who will take her time with a deep tissue massage, slowly switch to light, teasing touches, lots of inner thigh / ass teasing, and on the flip will continue the game. She's never gone further than that with me, but has dumped oil in my hand, guided me to my junk, and encouraged me to finish myself.
Saw QQ recently...
She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!Thanks for the report! What was the total damage? I can't do $260, only $200, and don't want to have to negotiate.
Thefourtwo5
12-10-23, 15:54
The Korean AAMPs are generally great. But the Korean AMPs in the South End? Not so much. Phone operator pitches all three spots in the same text:
Stopped by the Auburn one and OOF. Smells like smoke and two chubby grannies with WAY too much makeup were there. I can't imagine anyone wanting to stay for any reason.
I texted the PO and said the ladies there were way too old. So he sent me these attached images of the "new girls. ".
Yeah, right.
I haven't heard of any winners at any of theae three spots. Always a granny.
Anyone have any different intel?I've been to the Fed Way and Tacoma spots. Both were in their late 40's, early 50's decent looking but nothing out of this world. I stayed for both, one hour, CBJ, cfs. Funny thing is I hit that Tacoma spot right after I saw Bella at her place. She didn't satisfy me at all, was heavier than pics and lame.
HouseFriedRice
12-10-23, 19:24
Thanks for the report! What was the total damage? I can't do $260, only $200, and don't want to have to negotiate.I gave $$ all in, no complaints from her or any haggling.
Ultimate90
12-10-23, 20:00
I gave $$ all in, no complaints from her or any haggling.$$ for a DIY?!
$$ for a DIY?!Based on his report, it was $$ for 1 hour; massage, DATY, CBJ, and CFS. The YMMV standard price.
Location: https://everett.bedpage.com/Escorts/1337-state-avenue-unit-a/23124031.html.
Parking lot was clear, walked in and was greeted by tiny Diana. Diana stands at about 5'3" tall; you will instantly recognize her ideal spinner body with her perfectly thin body. There's no fat on this girl LOL; long brown hair; small to medium oval sized flat face; tiny facial features; small lips; big eyes; she has really nice size C breasts that complement her frame perfectly; she has perfect medium sized nipples and are pillow soft; she has the body of a teenager basically; and she has a small butt as you would expect on a skinny girl. Diana is your quintessential spinner and you can manipulate her to your heart's content.
Had a quick massage. I kind of rushed it as I wanted to unwrap this tiny spinner and get as much naked time with her as possible. She obliged and removed her tiny top and short skirt to reveal a really nice set of CS. She had me go back down for a tit rub followed by some TUMA (must be a new thing here). She had me flip then some high quality BBBJ while I played with her rack and tiny ass.
Motioned her it was time, so she grabbed the Hat, applied it in a single unroll for a CBJ (girl got skills). Diana lubed up and rode me for a bit CG then had me get on top for some Mish. She was having a hard time taking it all in (bottoming out), so she had me flip back over and asked the magic question "can you cum in my mouth? Hell ya! She worked that BBBJ until I finally blew in her mouth, she spit out into some tissues & then quickly cleaned me up as time was almost up.
If you like 'them tiny, Diana's the girl to see!
The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.
BigPurpleSnake
12-11-23, 18:45
The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.I highly doubt any of the girls in that ad work there.
SkeletonKey6
12-12-23, 16:37
CFG {Chinese Fuckery Group} is the label for these type of spa owners who habitually promise 'young hot beautiful girls' while delivering auntie / grannie cold garbage.
Looks like the owners are now doing their pay bs reviews over here from rubmaps, we will have more fake review like this so hobbyist proceed with caution when go to the shop and not finding the girl there.
AussieFury
12-12-23, 18:11
Same thing is happening in the Tac / FedWay massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. Here's what to look out for:
1) Low post count. It's important for us to report them and get them banned early, before their post count can rise to look more legit.
2) Low quality post history. They either only post reviews of amazing girls and / or pointless replies that add nothing to a convo.
3) Fuzzy on the money. Review doesn't mention money other than the house fee. They want people coming in with as little info as possible.
4) Incorrect details. They mention girls who are long gone and / or other details that don't apply to the AMP in question, like mentioning a couch at a spa where no rooms have couches, etc. Often also takes the form of wild exaggeration, such as the provider climaxing from the back of the clients hand rubbing her (I wish I was making that up).
5) Usually include the address and/or a link to an ad. Of course, this could also just be a helpful member. But if a shill account checks the top four boxes, its probably gonna also include this one.
6) The review sounds like its written by ChatGPT because it is. Run on sentences, slightly awkward metaphors. The English doesnt sound like a non-native speaker but it also doesnt sound QUITE right. Often the paragraphs are missing because its copy and pasted not authored on this site. If you have any experience reading AI-authored copy, youll know what Im talking about.
Let's report every post so Admin can ID and ban these fools before their post counts make it easier to hide. Ive reported two that arent far below this post. Please do the same when you find these posts here. They match all six checklist items.
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY QUOTING THEM AND REPRINTING THEIR COPY?????
A2
VillageRat
12-12-23, 18:18
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AussieFury
12-13-23, 10:14
[Deleted by Admin]Fake. Reported as spam from shill account.
EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.
I have explained this to you before. STOP calling out shills like this. Because of the way advertising and engagement works on the internet the ONLY thing you are doing by quoting them is helping them gain traction. If you can see it's a shill everybody can. I don't want to have to put you on moderation for this, stop doing it and start reporting the posts so we can deal with it and I don't have to go through the threads and clean up the dozen posts that have quoted theirs.
Because of the way we see the forum (only moderated posts in chronological order across all 35,000 threads, we don't look at individual threads) it's nearly impossible for us to pick up on shills. You don't have to show everybody how smart you are by pointing out what they can see themselves, you just need to report them and we will clean it up. Please stop creating extra work for us. If I have to tell you this again I will put you on moderation and then none of your posts will be visible until we clear them. I understand you think you're doing something good but you aren't, they know that somebody will do what you're doing and that their posts will be here as part of a quoted post after I delete the original. So for the last time, don't do this again, you are not helping.
Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.
Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.
I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.
I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.
She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice!Does she eat ass?
Had a hankering for some skilled Asian action, so I zeroed in on Eastern Wisdom Massage.
The vibe was chill and under the radar.
Even with her basic English, she was unexpectedly witty and flirty.
...her chest snug against mine.
Whether it was just a standard rub or BBJ, she was all in.
Maybe it was the hefty tip I left or something else, but her smile made leaving feel like a crime.I had no idea ChatGPT was a member here!
HouseFriedRice
12-14-23, 00:27
Does she eat ass?Didn't ask.
Totally legit massage.
This place screams AMP with extras but when I got into the room there was a sign on the wall warning about no shenanegans.
The older lady was super my type. Thicker MILF looking lady. Honestly gave one of the best massages I've had in a while and even a little teasing but no extras at all. She was nice about it though. Wonder if this is new state of affairs with this place.
Anyone had any success here? I've been a few times and have gotten lots of teasing and even been uncovered during some sessions, but the place seems mostly legit. Just wondering if its a YMMV situation and it could happen eventually or if its all just a waste of time.
Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.
TocyBrawler
12-15-23, 00:27
Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).
Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.
Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.Federal Way to the south and Burien to the north are minutes from you and have what you want.
Stopped by my go-to place at Sun Spa in Lynnwood. Noah introduced me to Nana, a sweet and fun girl, a bit thicker than I prefer but had a nice set of jugs. The highlight was in the table shower with all the slipping, sliding and some Russian. Massage was relaxing especially when Noah joined in for the last 15 minutes. A four handed massage is pretty cool. Recommend Nana for the table shower alone. Happy hunting!
TotallyNoob
12-16-23, 18:45
Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.
Seattle Ampfan
12-17-23, 12:44
Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.You might want to say what you consider to be important. What to you makes a place "good" vs "bad"? I went to Lin's sometime within the last couple of months and I thought it was good. The main issue I have with that place is that it's on a busy street (85th) and you have to stand in front of the door waiting for someone to unlock it.
Which is probably why I go to Smiling Art a lot. Can enter from the back, door is always open. Although no FS there, and lately everyone there seems to need a phone app to have a conversation with (zero English skills). But at least they are grannie / auntie-free.
CornHusker72
12-17-23, 20:17
Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.UU, just south of Smiling, is pretty good. I went there maybe 3 months ago for the first time and saw Anna -- nice massage for the first 30 min and after the flip she took off her top and teased my dick with her tits and finished with a nice CBJ. I was hoping to see her again the following week but she was gone, replaced by Wendy. I think it was her first day because she didn't seem to know where anything was. She was willing to do CBJ but offered uncovered for 150. I didn't bring enough but she still licked the head for a few minutes before putting the cover on. She let me suck her tits a bit before she started sucking me off and I was cumming in no time. I went back to see Wendy again a few weeks ago, but I guess she's not always in the mood, because her CBJ was disappointing. She kept starting and stopping and readjusting, and then she stopped just as I was cumming -- got up off the table and just left my dick twitching. Maybe she thought I'd already cum, I dunno, but it was kind of a letdown. Haven't been back since.
There were 2 girls available. My buddy is a regular here and says this is one of his favorite places ever. After seeing Tiffani, I can see why.
The eddy is：https://goo.gl/maps/yfBof1XFvY8XnBUg8.
When she came back in, she provided such a nice massage. Her hands were soft and sensual and she pressed on my back with great skill. I felt her breasts and reached under her dress to play with her kitten. I pulled down her panties soon after that and she tells me to turn over. My pole is up and she starts a nice CBJ. Then she mounts me, switched positions a couple of times. I pounded into her clean shaven pussy. She's tight and very moist. I sucked on her breasts and she got on top, gyrating on top of me. She rode back and forth, and I sucked on her nipples. She had a beautiful body and her skin was so smooth. I finally busted and it felt amazing. She cleaned me up and I left happily.
Chinese Tuina in Bellevue is under new management now. Anyone try them yet? Looks like new signage up, etc.
LOL. I need to get back on visiting places again so I can provide more helpful content, as it's been a while. Any suggestions on how to moderate these spam posts.
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Yes, use the fucking report post button we gave you.
I'd also like to personally thank you for making more work for me and for making the spam more effective. Seriously, thank you very fucking much. Because now that I've wasted my time getting rid of the posts quoting the spammer I can actually take care of the spammer that somebody was kind enough to report.
Before you say it, we see the forum very differently than you do, you're looking at posts in chronological order on one thread, you have context. We see all moderated posts in chronological order forum wide. Catching spam posts is nearly impossible for us, hence the fucking report post button.
I'm so tired of saying this 27 fucking time a day, every day.
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I stopped at the place behind Subway last Wednesday and met up with a lady named 'lala' or something like that. She looks around 30 years old with a very good body. Nice round butt and tits. She was very affectionate and jumped right into the teasing. Got me on the table and thought she was going to start BBBJ, but then, disappointingly, put on the cover before she started. She gave about as good a CBJ as you can get for a few minutes, and then climbed on top and either was really enjoying herself or did a great job of acting like she was. I probs won't go back because of the lack of BBBJ, but if that's not important to you, I highly recommend her.
WaRubMonger
12-18-23, 14:07
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I'd like to thank you for not only creating more work for me but actually making the spam more effective by reprinting it. Since you don't fucking know let me educate you about how advertising works. The more a message gets put in front of somebodies eyes the more likely the person is to buy because they don't really remember the content, they just remember "hey, I'm seeing a lot about this place." The douchebags that spam us know there are assholes like you that can't wait to call them out, that's one of the reasons they keep doing it so seriously, sincerely let me thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart for causing me more work to remove your post and honestly thank you more for encouraging people to spam more.
I've only talked about this a thousand fucking times but some of you assholes just don't give a fuck, it's like you have call out disease.
Seriously, thanks
Have a nice fucking day
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AussieFury
12-18-23, 14:28
Another totally BS review.FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.
AussieFury
12-18-23, 14:36
Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.
PoonHunter2
12-19-23, 01:50
Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.It's also in a terrifying location. There's a shooting every 6 months next door at the smoke shop. You couldn't pay me to go there.
Sea He Newb
12-19-23, 02:53
Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.Eternity is a bit north, but pretty great. Yami is amazing when it comes to teasing and build up. No touching though.
Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?
I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.
FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.That is a very good idea. Quoting them only makes it worse. Though there is another clearly fake review where the faux monger claims that he got an hour of CFS for $1. 20 total. Oh, and she was hot too. If the parking lot is not full with a line of guys outside the door you have to know that the review is fake.
Oh well, as I said on rants and raves "Unicorns everywhere!
SkeletonKey6
12-19-23, 15:53
They bait & switched at 3103 a few months ago and after I was noticeably annoyed got a txt from same number pushing this sketchy ass Junezilla location. Same m. O. Where they txt you beauties and deliver beasts. Avoid these CFG a-holes like the plague they are. Someone ought to compile a parody ad using "Aromatherapy courtesy of Stale Chinese Food and Wet Feet" as their tagline haha.
Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass..
Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?
I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.Well I ended up at VIP. Didn't get the name, dark hair and big tits, prolly 50, not chubby but not thin either. Not very playful during the table shower which was a bad sign. She did scrub my ass really well, but no PM or even body slide, kept her dress on the whole time. On to the room, ho hum massage, flip CBJ and cfs.
When did the north end go all covered? I won't be back to VIP. I did get a Christmas present, gave me this as I was dressing. It won't be part of my desk set at home! VIP monogramed pen and flashlight.
MichaelT87
12-19-23, 16:22
Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?
I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).
SkeletonKey6
12-19-23, 16:53
From what I've read about it, better prices and quality.
Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?
I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.
I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).I don't know if she is there right now, I know she seemed to take a lot of "vacations". But when she is there, she is a really good time!
Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).
Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.Visited that place on Avondale. Also was with a girl in 35-45 range.
First, there was a Chinese dude hanging out in the kitchen. I should have left when I seen him from the parking lot.
Her massage skills are zero, after few minutes I stopped her because it was so bad. She said $100 for handy. I just laughed and told her to be reasonable, said that $50 or no go.
She agreed, but when I was almost there she suddenly stopped and said I need to giver her more money. That was an asshole move. Told her to keep going which she did, but that completely ruined the mood.
If it's not clear, I'm not coming back and won't recommend that place.
Which should I visit today?Pepsi!
She is a hot gramma.
I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).She was there last time I checked 3 weeks ago.
You can always call them and ask if Michelle is available.
PoonHunter2
12-20-23, 18:19
There was something about the bed page ads for Sunshine Spa / Sky Spa that got my attention. There are a couple of Sunshine Spas and sometimes this one is called Sky Spa. This is the one on 112th SE. In Everett. There were enough unique details about the girls that it got me curious, maybe it's real. https://us-everett.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/615-112th-st-se-everett-wa/23130836.html The promise of choosing your girl is always appealing to me, so I decided to take a chance on a half hour session and see what happened.
The door opened and the hottest tiny Asian girl I've ever seen let me in. She had a school girl dress on. I drew Sandy who is 5' tall and according to the ad, 88 lbs, 22 years old, and from Hong Kong. No granny here, she's definitely 22 or less. My brain turned off as soon as I saw her and I had no interest in asking about the lineup. Massage was okay, she did a lot of back walking which was fun.
On the flip we had a good covered time. The ads promise BBJTC, DFK, and 69. I play all safe, so these items and more may be available, but I didn't ask. She was agreeable to doing whatever I asked for, but she wasn't into it. I'm old and fat, so maybe that was a factor. If you are looking for GFE, I don't think you are going to get it from Sandy. But if you are looking to deal with some hot Asian school girl fantasies and don't mind her being passive, this is your girl.
The "spa" is a dump. Tiny "rooms" with walls that don't reach the ceiling. The location is in a small strip mall. It feels moderately safe considering some of the South Everett options.
I paid $50 for a half hour and $140 tip. When looking the ad up for this post, I saw the $140 special. I didn't know about the special, so I'm not sure what's the deal with that.
SkeletonKey6
12-20-23, 20:16
Even better in pitch blackness 👨8205;129455;.
Pepsi!
She is a hot gramma.
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GoaThillBilly
12-22-23, 17:08
Business must be slow, another obvious false report. I went there once quite a while back and was greeted by an angry looking granny with glasses with a bad attitude, never went back. There is another new place in Marysville across from Value Village, I still don't see how the area can support so many AMPs?
Solid massage from Amy. Probably late 30's early 40's, nice body. Started sitting on my back for the massage which was neat. Very good teasing and did this thing where she pressed against my perineum which I haven't experienced before. Point six for tip, she threw a slight fuss and she tried to upsell for B2B it seems but nonetheless did a great normal HE and did a head massage after the cleanup.
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Why do you waste my time like this? It's very hard for us to pick out fake reviews, we rely on people to report them. When you quote them then I have to search the thread and find yours as well.
I know you thought you were being cute but the pimps who write these reports know that at least one of you guys will quote it and then it's still here and some idiot will fall for it.
Use the report post button.
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HouseFriedRice
12-22-23, 18:30
Was at Mid Roosevelt earlier, got undressed and was ready to start when I guess another monger came in. She tried to say come back in 30 minutes (the amount of time I had requested) as she was the only provider at the moment, and I believe she was using a translator app, but the other guy kept saying "no" to everything she was saying. She came back and told me sorry, come back in an hour because the other customer wouldn't leave.
Outside of having an appt scheduled this is disgusting behavior. If this was any one of you piss off next time, really dick move and really rude to the MT.
ExtraFun2006
12-22-23, 19:09
I don't have rubmaps access, but I dropped by Aroma Kirkland, on Wednesday night. When I came in the girl who approached me was in sweats and a tshirt. She took me back to the room and asked how long? I said one hour, but I just wasn't feeling like I wanted to TOFT since she only had A's, so I pretended I got a phone call and walked right out. Then I did a quick hop over to Peony and I was meet by Kathy. She was cute say early to mid 30's. She was dress in a loose shirt and short skirt so I was feeling much better vibes for Peony. I took the hour and she didn't ask for the house fee upfront which I really like. Kathy gave a good massage and was very talkative which was fun. She allowed roaming and flip I got to play with the girlies. I tried to pull off her panties but she wasn't going for that so I only got to rub her naked ass. All in all, not a bad session with HE but was hoping to be able to suck on the girlies.
Good hunting.
UndeadHentai
12-23-23, 14:54
Staying close to northgate mall or the kraken cage whatever it's called now. Any parlours decent nearby? I checked out Soft Bay a few years ago pre covid and was really good for an HE place but have no clue of the area anymore and I don't believe rub maps anymore. Any advice is appreciated.
Anyone have any contact info and a review for Kandysland? She was at top of my TDL before TNA went dark.I saw her. Good time
Was at Mid Roosevelt earlier, got undressed and was ready to start when I guess another monger came in. She tried to say come back in 30 minutes (the amount of time I had requested) as she was the only provider at the moment, and I believe she was using a translator app, but the other guy kept saying "no" to everything she was saying. She came back and told me sorry, come back in an hour because the other customer wouldn't leave.
Outside of having an appt scheduled this is disgusting behavior. If this was any one of you piss off next time, really dick move and really rude to the MT.If anyone ever pulls this shit on me I will kick their ass on my way out the door.
Seattle Ampfan
12-24-23, 15:18
Staying close to northgate mall or the kraken cage whatever it's called now. Any parlours decent nearby? I checked out Soft Bay a few years ago pre covid and was really good for an HE place but have no clue of the area anymore and I don't believe rub maps anymore. Any advice is appreciated. .
Champion aka Healing Touch on Roosevelt and 92nd is often good.
Haven't been to the ones on Lake City (Laurel, Soft Bay, Crown) lately.
AussieFury
12-25-23, 12:50
If anyone ever pulls this shit on me I will kick their ass on my way out the door.Next time, tell her you're not leaving either, that you got here first, and that it's time for boom boom right now. Then fuck her so loud the other guy can't help but hear. Done it twice in my hobby career. Last time I said "got her all warmed up, bro" on my way out. Fuck insensitive assholes. You got there first.
SkeletonKey6
12-25-23, 17:58
Next time, tell her you're not leaving either, that you got here first, and that it's time for boom boom right now. Then fuck her so loud the other guy can't help but hear. Done it twice in my hobby career. Last time I said "got her all warmed up, bro" on my way out. Fuck insensitive assholes. You got there first.Honestly cannot image a situation like this ever happening unless the monger is really drunk or high on something. It sounds like a great way to get your ass beat to a pulp (or worse) by the AMP's muscle department. All AMPs have somebody to call if mongers get ugly and it's not the police LOL.
Loren Daiz
12-25-23, 18:07
Went last week and Pepsi cola said she was gone on vacation. I walked. I had seen pepsi cola (not Pepsi from ET) the week prior as she was new. I didn't even finish so don't recommend.
Michelle is awesome even though getting older. I had my best aamp experience ever with her last visit and almost top of list mongering. Keeps getting better!
I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).
PurpleMist
12-26-23, 02:16
There was something about the bed page ads for Sunshine Spa / Sky Spa that got my attention. There are a couple of Sunshine Spas and sometimes this one is called Sky Spa. This is the one on 112th SE. In Everett. There were enough unique details about the girls that it got me curious, maybe it's real. https://us-everett.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/615-112th-st-se-everett-wa/23130836.html The promise of choosing your girl is always appealing to me, so I decided to take a chance on a half hour session and see what happened.
The door opened and the hottest tiny Asian girl I've ever seen let me in. She had a school girl dress on. I drew Sandy who is 5' tall and according to the ad, 88 lbs, 22 years old, and from Hong Kong. No granny here, she's definitely 22 or less. My brain turned off as soon as I saw her and I had no interest in asking about the lineup. Massage was okay, she did a lot of back walking which was fun.
On the flip we had a good covered time. The ads promise BBJTC, DFK, and 69. I play all safe, so these items and more may be available, but I didn't ask. She was agreeable to doing whatever I asked for, but she wasn't into it. I'm old and fat, so maybe that was a factor. If you are looking for GFE, I don't think you are going to get it from Sandy. But if you are looking to deal with some hot Asian school girl fantasies and don't mind her being passive, this is your girl.
The "spa" is a dump. Tiny "rooms" with walls that don't reach the ceiling. The location is in a small strip mall. It feels moderately safe considering some of the South Everett options.
I paid $50 for a half hour and $140 tip. When looking the ad up for this post, I saw the $140 special. I didn't know about the special, so I'm not sure what's the deal with that.The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.
MassagedGuy
12-26-23, 16:18
I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.
Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.
MassagedGuy
12-26-23, 16:20
Just wondering to see if there is an update on champion or softbay from anyone? Price wise and what they do.
GoaThillBilly
12-26-23, 16:31
Honestly cannot image a situation like this ever happening unless the monger is really drunk or high on something. It sounds like a great way to get your ass beat to a pulp (or worse) by the AMP's muscle department. All AMPs have somebody to call if mongers get ugly and it's not the police LOL.I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.
Shogun Hua
12-26-23, 19:51
Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.Please check out post #3128 in the Tacoma massage thread. I am not sure where that guy went, but sounds like they work with AA guys. Take it with a grain of salt though, sounds like that place is inconsistent or doesnt provide extras at all.
Another option could be Vancouver BC. Good luck!
ShinamotoJason
12-27-23, 08:54
1. Lisa at Magnolia in Renton, early thirties, Chinese, amazing ass & legs, natural small Cs, pretty enough, $$. 5, available until early Feb 2024.
2. Rumor says a brand new K-org launching in the first week of Jan 2024; Bellevue??
3. Bebe, a classy K-GFE & K-Spa hybrid model, formerly with Lily Massage on Lake City Way, will visit Seattle in mid Jan or Feb 2024; TBA.
I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMPs for the most part do (some places take card.
Loren Daiz
12-27-23, 11:35
First I'll say that this sucks you have to post this. I can't believe it so blatant.
Cutiefire24 claims she does on profile but not confirmed. She's also one of the hottest Asian providers I've seen.
https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?543562-Cutefire24
Wanting a massage parlor I might try "new spa" in Everett and see Tina. Damn hot too but have no idea for sure but provider's there vary in ethnic background.
Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.
LikeThat888
12-27-23, 12:19
WeirdI always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experienceskilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to Chinahopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.
Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.Saw Amy at Yili the other day. So if she had been gone, she's back. Beautiful face with great C's to play with. Slim waist and tight ass. Said she's 28, and I'm believing her. Space heater had temp in room way up, and she was sweating about 5 minutes in. Off came her top and the fun began. . 6 + benjamin. Great attitude and I left feeling great.
LikeThat888
12-27-23, 13:14
Great session with Cici early morning. Greeted at door by her wearing a slinky robe open enough to show her lowcut top. Led me to room and turned on heater. House standard. 6. Temp was cold as had just opened but she warmed me up quickly. She's gorgeous and playful. Probably best I've seen. I was short on $, so mostly limited to boob play / sucking and mostly OTC everywhere BTW. Will see her again when I can tip her better. Got to believe she's an incredible experience!
How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.
*dons tin foil hat*
I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.
My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMPs for the most part do (some places take card.
LikeThat888
12-27-23, 13:49
Did she take you by the hand to your room? This sounds like Cici who used to work at Aroma Valley Massage on 65th. She is indeed sexy and I was wondering where she went.Greeted at door by Cici wearing a sleek robe which she quickly opened enough for me to see her low cut top underneath. Led me to room, and turned on space heater as I was first appointment early morning. Paid house fee and she quickly warmed me up. Gorgeous and playful. One of best looking I've been with. Was short on cash so settled for boob / nipple sucking along with mostly otc BTW. While she teased, tugged and stroked. HJ Finish. Will see her again when I've got enough $ for an appropriate tip. Got to believe she would be incredible.
GoaThillBilly
12-27-23, 15:37
How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd guess maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.
*dons tin foil hat*
I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.Your theory, which seems reasonable explains why there are new AMPs popping up all the time around Marysville and maybe LE is getting a kickback. It would be interesting (and boring) to watch a place for a few hours and see how busy (or not) that they are. As for the fact that some accept credit cards, that's true, but how many hobbyists use them at AMPs? I know I won't, no way.
My regular legit massage girl is moving after 4 years. So I'm looking for a replacement in the and. Seattle, east side, up to Everett area.
If anyone knows of one that gives a great masaage, like deep sports style, and works on problem areas please share. Could be with or without extras, but in my experience, most of the extra girls can be good, but not great.
Marko Ramius
12-27-23, 16:00
How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.
*dons tin foil hat*
I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.
There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.
I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.They're almost legit. My MT was looking over her shoulder and after some hesitation agreed to HE. Massage was pretty good.
Let me preface this by saying I am an accountant. My father was an accountant for 35 years. His GF is an owner of a spa in the area. They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops. The problem is all the cash. Most of the girls that own these places in the area has an out of state girl that is on the lease and business license. That lady gets a cut of everything. They usually live in Hawaii or somewhere nice. Just raking in because they have the heat on them, but it looks like they have a profitable business, but a lot of the cash gets paid out to the working girls, mamasan and manager. Then the lady that manages it gets her cut. These girls get a W2 salary and everything. And cash. But they usually have to start another business like a nail salon to wash the cash through to be able to use it for loans etc. That business looks very profitable and doing well, but it's because of the cash being injected into it. 10 K a month isn't hard to put through a nail salon to wash it. Imagine owning 4. The rest that can't get washed through a business, get's washed through the casino. Take it there. Play table games for a while, take it out. Put money in slots, win some, lose some. They have around 100 W2 gs from the casinos a year. There is a money man that goes to each store throughout the day and picks up the cash. Sometimes multiple times a day. So they never leave it there long.
I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.
There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.
Justice2001
12-27-23, 18:35
Anyone that has been can you recommend any names? Heard some older there but looking if they have any younger ones. About to go soon and I'll report back.
I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.
I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons, or Thai restaurants very close by. And they are usually pretty nice with most up-to-date massage chairs, and what-not, with rarely anyone inside. Think about it.
SkeletonKey6
12-27-23, 22:40
Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.
That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons,...
Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.I had no idea this was ever a thing in the US. Happy Golden Street or whatever it was called in Beijing was impossible to walk down as single western man. The women working at the shops would literally come grab you by the arm and try to drag you inside. And the whole street was lined with them. At least it was that way twenty years ago, but I doubt much has changed.
But like I said I've never seen this in the US and don't inow how I'd even broach the topic. AMPs are easy, just run their calves and away you go. How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating? I've never seen an Asian style spinning "barber" sign in the US (and really they may be a little too on the nose.
I will say too that a really good scalp massage is one of the best non-sexual experiences ever. A good scalp massage *and* a BBBJ sounds like literal heaven.
SkeletonKey6
12-28-23, 14:33
...How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating?... 10-15 years ago in the largest city in the South.
Dozens of great service K, Thai, Viet AMPs / aamps with too many hot young Asian providers to pick from was the norm. There was an occasional auntie granny lurking around, but they were certainly very uncommon unlike today's Seattle shitshow. Perhaps the market was simply better in general with a ton of oil & gas $$ going all around in a stupidly inexpensive COL city. (CFS was 160 for AMP, 180-200 for aamp).
That city was drowning in so much hot young K, Viet, and Thai pussy that I guess it overflowed into the legit hair salons (not barbershops). There were 3 different hair salons I remember visiting having UTR CFS that one could find on that old EECO AMP message board. Please post or DM if anyone knows of similar UTR salon goings on in the Seattle area currently.
Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.I have experienced this in a few Asian countries you go in for a haircut, or foot massage or waxing or pedicure and can proposition them for more. They usually have 2-3 back rooms that are reserved for "massage" once in there you can negotiate services and price. I have done this a few times during travel. In the US I have one experience where after a pedicure and foot massage in that beautiful hot water where you dip your feet. The foot massage was so good I almost fell asleep. I told her it felt great and wondered if she would do a neck, head, shoulder and back. She said sure and led me into a back room. I did not get much there but did get a handjob. I really feel that was the exception though. If anyone has any good intel please share. I really love Asian women and love having them work on my feet, neck etc with a little extra at the end.
Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.
It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.
They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops.
MassageMeow
12-28-23, 18:37
Random question, does anyone know of a place, AMP or AAMP that does a legit manicure / pedicure with extras?
For years I was a nail biter so felt like my nails were too short for mani / pedis, but now I've kicked that habit, I'm looking to pick up a new habit as a reward to myself.
MyFunFriend101
12-28-23, 19:15
I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".
Anyone have news on these?
Loren Daiz
12-29-23, 01:08
Can't keep the secret anymore. Visited twice and both times awesome!. I'd only see Tina as the other 3 gals I've seen in the lobby I prob wouldn't see but are prob Cuban, Creole (and my sure but not as hot as Tina who is viet and face 7 but body of 9 with awesome tits and great head game BBBJ. See Everett section for lots of discussion. Reason posting is she's is leaving Jan 2 for 1 month and then coming back but not sure if same location. Hottest aamp I've seen and best GFE with lots of dfk. Might try 3 times in a week! Go see! Yes called New spa.
Thefourtwo5
12-29-23, 11:14
I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".
Anyone have news on these?I've been to "Wellness Palace Spa" and "Smile Spa". Those are the names on RM anyway. Neither was FS for me, both standard HE. Smile Spa was an auntie, wellness I went to multiple times because she was young and attractive (at the time about a year ago) and gave a good massage. Both were $ total for the hour each time.
I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, .If you even do some basic math with their prices and then look up what the average nail tech makes in Washington the it's pretty apprent there is a lot of unaccounted for cash.
Not a lot of laundering, just a lot of unreported earnings. They earn about 3 x what's reported. In the restraunt industry they expect a certain ratio of electronic to cash income. Not these places for some reason.
Source: the cash I spend on this hobby comes from nail techs.
I know right, but it would be very common for my father to have a band of 20 K and his girl to have a band of 20 K a month to the casino. Take it as you may, I'm sure not all are as profitable and not all operate the same way. I think my father, since he dated an owner, and he was a good accountant, got her and her sisters to do it a certain way. He opened up the other businesses for them and everything to wash. She owned a well know spa. So that might be part of it. But, yes, a good spa, ownership and management is splitting close to 40 K a month cash on top of W2's.
Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.
It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.
HugsForLuv0
12-29-23, 17:44
So, I had this appointment at a place called Easter Wisdom Massage on State Ave in Marysville. Due to my hectic schedule / travels, I booked ahead and didn't really care who I got. After arriving, Candy gave me a nice hug and introduced herself. . Long black hair, limited English skills, looked to be in prime age like mid twenties. From the get-go, she was going a little too easy on the massage. All good. Had her concentrate on my thigh and legs instead of like the head or back to simplify things.
As things moved towards those level 1-level 2 specials, she perked up a bit. The hand job was pretty standard, similar to her massage. But if we're talking about her mouth and neck skills, they were top-notch. Seriously, she gave incredible head. Despite the gentle start, Candy managed to turn it around by the end. So, I gave her my usual tip. Not a bad experience at all.
Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.
These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.
The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.
Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.
It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper.
GonnaRaiseHell
12-29-23, 19:09
Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.
Alexander Viv
12-29-23, 21:17
Met Yumy today at King's. Definitely in her fifties but I would say she's still in a good shape & hot. Very nice C cups with amazing eraser nipples. There is a baby damage which is clearly noticeable. I opted for an hour which started with table shower which was decent. Cleaned all the holes & gave good attention to the boys. Massage was ok. Asked to flip after 10 minutes & she went straight to the action. DATY was on the menu but I didn't go for it as the kitty was not clean enough for my taste. Nice BBBJ to wake up. Started with CG & finished with Standing mish. I went in the afternoon & didn't feel rush at all. After the main menu she massaged me for another 15 more minutes. Not sure though in the busy hours the service will remain similar or not. If you're not too much worried about age she's is a good option in this dry area.
Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.
This sounds nefarious enough to actually be true and makes a lot of sense. Sad that the rules and these laws that were initailly created to make life easier for poeple are now being exploited. Very frustrating.
Shogun Hua
12-30-23, 03:13
Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.Going international? There is an international guide you can look at. There should be a link on the "front page". Probably nothing on the cruise ships (maybe a HE), but I'm only guessing.
Nail salons. - These are not used to launder much money anymore especially by the Chinese. Think much bigger when regarding the Chinese using our financial and legal systems. What's big for them right now is Real Estate. Again, I'm an accountant, I do taxes. I had a client sell a multi million dollar apartment complex on Yarrow bay. Nice location right, the person that bought it paid 1 million more than anybody else offered. They were Chinese still living in China. They turned the damn apartment complex into a pregnant Chinese anchor baby resort for women. IE, they have a pregnant Chinese woman come to America, stay there until the birth of their child and voula. USA Citizenship for the child. They pay upwards of $50 K a person to bring over here and get the Citizenship for their kid. 8 different apartments. 1 girl per apartment a year is 400 K a year in income. Making 10% on your investment of 4 million. Imagine they do two girls to an apartment? 800 k a year. 20% Return on Investment and they are getting citizenships. Fucking the USA twice by not reporting income (not paying taxes) because that money is paid in China before they get to the US and they only report a small but healthy amount of rental income in the US to make it look legit. Then they get another anchor baby in our system skirting the immigration process. Two fucks, and a creampie finish by China to the USA.
These spas are not to wash money. The girls already have a hard time reporting all the cash sales anyway. They actually take a ton of that cash home and never report it, but they have to report something so the money is deposited daily after the money man goes through the cash and approves of the amount of deposit. Holding back cash to pay the girls and everyone else. So a lot of that cash isn't ever reported and that's why you would never use a working girls spa to launder more cash.
The best Hollywood depiction in the last decades regarding laundering cash that was great was Breaking Bad (the car wash) and The movie The Accountant. Please God don't listen to anything about washing from the Ozarks as that's how you would get caught in like two minutes besides the river boat casinos. But at that point, if you are rich enough to own a riverboat casino, I don't see the point in making a cash printing business (a casino) illegitimate. But everything up to that, total crap how they did it. But the best and hands down the way you would do it today is the Accountant with Ben Afleck. He owned an accounting firm right, then the strip mall that that business operated out of. Then he had trusts and LLCs own all the other businesses in the strip mall. Total genius. You open cash businesses and if you own the strip mall you can inflate their rent to a point. Each business you can inject with dirty money every month. That's how you legitimately wash money now. Then you pay a lot of the profits in rent turning "Earned Income" into "passive rental income" that you don't have to pay self employment taxes on. (that's social security and Medicare) You can't do it all through one place as the cash banking laws make that almost impossible now, but you can slide some through a bunch of businesses. As you see though, it's not an easy process to wash money. The leg work and running these businesses to look legitimate is a full time job on it's own. Not to mention, you need a credit score and money to begin with to purchase the strip mall etc. That's why the wash rates are around 30-40%. The fee to wash and paying somebody's tax rate at 24%. You wouldn't want to wash with anybody over a tax rate of 24% else you are losing close to 50% of your money once the wash fee gets tacked on after the tax rate as the tax rate goes up to 32% after 24%.Gostz. Amazing Intel.
Q1 - How is money coming to the United States? What I have heard is that the smart money is trying to get their money out of China (into real estate). Vancouver (allegedly) enacted rules restricting foreign investment in housing. So I assume even more money is coming to the Northwest / USA now. In my neighborhood, half the home sales are going to Chinese buyers.
Q2 - Can a AMP purchase be used for E2 Business Visa? It seems like an AMP would be relatively low cost way to get a E2 business visa.
ExtraFun2006
12-30-23, 20:51
The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.Went the other night around 8:30, after reading the previous posts I tried the $140 special. It is direct to play with pretense for massage. It was fun since the girl had man mades which were either C or D's. I got my rocks off but no interaction for if your up for just fun then its a good $140 spent if you want more then not really a good option.
Went the other night around 8:30, after reading the previous posts I tried the $140 special. It is direct to play with pretense for massage. It was fun since the girl had man mades which were either C or D's. I got my rocks off but no interaction for if your up for just fun then its a good $140 spent if you want more then not really a good option.So it's $140 for FS with no house fee and no massage? Was it enjoyable or felt rushed? I'd worry that with no time frame they'd try to rush you out.
Checked her out. A real gem of a provider.
Started off with her grabbing my hand and gently kissing it to greet me. Once we were in the room, she started kissing my back as I laid naked on the table, which turned into passionate DFK into Russian. BBJ into cock / ball worship and rimming like the world was ending.
Transitioned to CG, Mish, Side Mish, then more BBJ, then Back into even harder Mish and side Mish. The entire time we're DFK and necking like teenagers.
Was told to lay back, as she BBJ and let me Facefuck her for a CIM. Cleaned me up and kissed me gently after it was all done.
Total gem, like the GFEs of ten years ago, so hurry while she's still here!
KitWalker1967
12-31-23, 10:17
The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.Just double-checking, but did you actually mean to say you visited Rose?
GoldMinerLxv
12-31-23, 11:32
Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.Depends on where you're going. I've been successful at a few ports but I also did A LOT of research beforehand. Why not post your itinerary so we can try and give you better advice?
Forget getting a massage on a cruise ship unless you're willing to pay a lot of money for an hour. Plus, if you're caught you could be ejected from the ship by the captain which has been reported recently for people bringing / using cannabis on board.
Going to be on a 30 day cruise with many long stretches at sea. What is the likelihood of finding some happiness. I know better than to ask the massage therapists in the spa.Last time I got a massage on a cruise ship, there rules required my underwear stayed on. Was actually a descent massage.
Ocean Explorer
12-31-23, 20:30
Met Yumy today at King's. Definitely in her fifties but I would say she's still in a good shape & hot. Very nice C cups with amazing eraser nipples. There is a baby damage which is clearly noticeable. I opted for an hour which started with table shower which was decent. Cleaned all the holes & gave good attention to the boys. Massage was ok. Asked to flip after 10 minutes & she went straight to the action. DATY was on the menu but I didn't go for it as the kitty was not clean enough for my taste. Nice BBBJ to wake up. Started with CG & finished with Standing mish. I went in the afternoon & didn't feel rush at all. After the main menu she massaged me for another 15 more minutes. Not sure though in the busy hours the service will remain similar or not. If you're not too much worried about age she's is a good option in this dry area.Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46!
And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!
GoaThillBilly
12-31-23, 23:08
Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46! And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!You must have seen her actual I'd? Good luck guessing the ages of Asians, but does it really matter? As long as they look good, and provide good unrushed service with a good attitude, age is not important, at least to me.
Alexander Viv
12-31-23, 23:48
Yumi was born in 1977 so she is 46!
And she is easily the cleanest provider i have ever met!By saying "Kitty was not clean enough" I mean she had bushes around it & I like shaved / clean kitty. Yes, she is well concerned about cleanliness & hygiene. She washed herself properly during the table shower & aware about it.
So it's $140 for FS with no house fee and no massage? Was it enjoyable or felt rushed? I'd worry that with no time frame they'd try to rush you out.25 minutes is time for $140.
Original703
01-01-24, 13:59
I visited Lillah (rhymes with the last two syllables of Tukwila) a couple weeks ago and had a very nice session. It's on the west side of Aurora, just north of the Aurora Avenue Bridge; the name in the title is the actual name of the place.
Another monger provided helpful intel about this place. I specifically sought a great PM, and wanted to avoid the long commute to the well-reviewed Blue Bay in Everett. I paid 60 for the hour and 60 for the gratuity. Lillah asked for the house fee upfront and accepted the gratuity at the end of the session: however, we agreed on the details halfway through the session. Though I initially offered 40 for the tip, she countered with 60, and I was fine with that. She does excellent work.
This experience was similar to some of my earliest times in the hobby. No rush, very relaxing massage, seemed genuinely interested in making me feel good throughout the hour, and there was a LOT of teasing. Prior to arrival, I made sure that I was very clean--soap, finger and washcloth scrubbing--for best results. In turn, Lillah treated me as I hoped. Massage quality was better than many AMPs but not quite LMT-level. Fantastic mix of therapeutic and sensual.
When it was time for the flip, she asked what else I wanted. She'd gotten me so sufficiently revved up that I asked for "boom boom," but she said nope. Turns out that it didn't matter all that much, as my enthusiastic and prodigious climax was very enjoyable even without FS. Respectful touching was allowed: OTC on the bottom, UTC on the top.
I estimate Lillah to be in her 50's and she is curvy but not BBW. She is somebody to whom I'll likely return when I seek a happy ending and prostate massage.
DamianDono
01-02-24, 03:47
Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.
All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.
Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.
A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?
I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)
I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.
Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.
I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.
Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.
GoldMinerLxv
01-02-24, 12:58
Welp I think I'm hanging up the spurs for 2024. To much time, effort and $$$ but I went out with a bang in the best sense of the word.
All this talk of New Spa Tina had me horny and curious so I made the drive north. I'll repeat what's been said. Sketch parking lot but oh well. Went inside and was greeted by a thin sexy Russian Girl (with the between the tits tattoos I don't love. I asked for Tina and she hollared across the truly awful interior of this place for her. It's seriously third world in there.
Regardless our comes an absolutely smoking hot 30-40 something asian smokeshow. My eyes are bugging out. She grabs my hand and pulls me into a room, even as she's in a too small micro dress with her massive fake titties literally dropping out. I don't even mess around, throw down 2. 4 and it is on. I strip and I'm on my back and she is already giving me DFK, grabbing me everywhere and shoving those amazing jugs in my face. Her body is unreal and I've been with KAngels. Tight, tone, sleek and petite.
A weird thing happens where she says, with awful English, that she needs to go for 10 minutes but Everytime she tried to leave she gives me more DFK, climbes on top of me, then off for amazing BBBJ that has me on the edge. She pulls herself away and seems to bring some things with for her upcoming trip maybe?
I lay back and start feeling pretty vulnerable in there but the thought of what just happened has me stroking myself hard. After not to long she's back in, strips and sees what I have been up too and I shit you not looks at my cock then me then licks her lips and she is on it. Hot, nasty, wet and forces herself on it, allows face fucking. I'm in heaven. I tell her to get on and she does with gusto, riding hard. We're making a ton of noise, our bodies slapping together. I easily scoop her up and roll her over and pound her senseless, shooting a massive load in the bag locked in insane DFK. Fucking girlfriend material (if it wasn't for the miles of cock she's had. But maybe even so)
I lay down and she offers a massage. And it was really bad. She throws on a robe and says she has to get water but again we keep kissing and groping. And she's the one initiating! She finally leaves and I rest but she tells me we're going again. I rest a little but get tired of lying face down, turn and stroke myself hard again. She comes back and throws off the towel gives me another horny look and says "let me do it". Jeezus ♥65039;.
Once again amazing BBBJ, she's forcing herself down for deep throat. Serious pornstar performance. I say I need to fuck her, she grabs another cover and we go at it again. I put her on her back again, grab her perfect hips, tight stomach and huge tits and pound til my heart's content. At one point I put a hand on her neck and she grabs it and makes me grip even tighter. Swoon. I blow another big one and she's almost disappointed I can't go on. Her kegals grip me so hard I almost passed out. I stay inside for a long time but finally pull out. She cleans me up, kinda poorly as they don't have great facilities, but lovingly and even dresses me. She keeps kissing throughout and if I wasn't near comatose I'd take her again. Lead by the hand and even more kissing at the front door. I felt so fucking special. I walk out in an absolute daze.
I mean, yea, make the drive. She would have easily let me blow in her mouth, done any position on earth and made me feel like an absolute emperor. The space is garbage and I hope she finds something better. Fucking her in a hotel room would be a dream come true. When she resurfaces get on this Smoking SMOKING hot Asian. This is a superstar who doesn't realize it yet.
Mic drop. Be safe out there guys. And know when to walk away. Peace.Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.
Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.
Justice2001
01-02-24, 13:01
Tried Jenny. My first time there so I think she was feeling me out a bit because when she asked what to focus on I said thighs butt and shoulders she did mostly shoulders and no butt / thighs pretty much. Used her feet most of the time too. Kept me covered. Pulled my hair which was a first. Wasn't until the flip my dick flopped out and left it out a couple of seconds then respectfully covered myself, she said thank you. When she got to my legs and thighs that's when I acted like I liked it in a sensual way, moving my hips and legs, she got the hint and was more teasing, slower gentle strokes and even massaged my butt when I lifted my hips. Was still covered. Time ended and asked if I could manual and don't know if she got me but said no. I respected that, and that was the end. I suspect it would be more sensual and I could get at least a manual next time but don't know if I'll go back. Good massage but she was a little older than I like to get massages from. She's 60 ish but attractive for the age and seattle. But really good professional massage and did help me with my soreness.
If anyone knows more legit places like this with younger staff let me know. I like Legend spa in bothell but its way too far for me.
One of my best experiences, I am sad to see her go but she said that she will be back in a few months. I forgot to save the number though but she said she's probably going to be in the Seattle area next time.
Always get two pops with Tina. Starts with BBBJ with a lot of attention to the boys. This time she pulled me to the edge of the bed the starts rimming me with a crazy combo of BBBJ with insane deep throat account. I'm about to pop and she stops for a few minutes puts the hat on. This girl genuinely loves D she's riding it then going at it at different angles, mish, doggy, cg as I'm about to bust she rips the hat off then starts BBBJ again full load in the mouth.
Relax a few minutes, cleans me up then starts BBBJ and lots of dfk. As she's down there she spread my legs and started eating my ass while rubbing it (she tried putting a finger in that was pretty strange for me) her head game was so good I didn't even complain about the finger.
Told her I want to ram her in the ass, she lubes up her asshole and I'm straight ramming her, god that ass was so tight. We go at it for a while, I finish in the hat this time. I get some nice scented wipes and a warm towel to clean up.
If anyone got her number let me know as I didn't save it.
I'm looking to trade info on legit independent licensed LMTs that have given extras. No places like massage envy or anything like that and no apartment people either. I don't mind having to put time into it or have a few sessions either / YMMV. DM me if you know of anything and want to trade.
Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.
Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.Don't feel bad, this board needs more reports of awesome providers with no details on how to contact them.
PurpleMist
01-03-24, 02:49
Just double-checking, but did you actually mean to say you visited Rose?The ad I saw spelled her name as Ross. But maybe it was Rose. The girl who greeted me repeated back "Rose" but with a strong S at the end.
I just thought it was her accent but close enough.
KitWalker1967
01-03-24, 11:33
The ad I saw spelled her name as Ross. But maybe it was Rose. The girl who greeted me repeated back "Rose" but with a strong S at the end.
I just thought it was her accent but close enough.Thanks dude! Much appreciated.
Doctor Pepper
01-03-24, 13:55
Hit up Smiling Art over the holidays with mixed feelings afterward. There's plenty of neighborhood parking and a back parking lot as well. Entrance through the back door is easy, and keeps you from being seen from the busy street out front. Was greeted immediately, I think she said "Jessie" but could be something lost in the translation. Had to use translation app to communicate. She is a pre-auntie, long hair, short maroon dress, natural C's. Paid the hour house fee and got on the table for a mediocre massage. On the flip I will at least give it to her that she tried to give good service to include some Russian. I'm a sucker for long hair too. No touching down below unfortunately, and when I did try, I was met with a rather large pad, which was a boner killer. Some haggling over CBJ price but it wasn't as incessant or annoying as other negotiations at other establishments have been. Unfortunately, I didn't realize Smiling Art was a saran wrap CBJ spot so that pretty much killed it for me. She finished with a nice HE, again putting in the effort to get me there, so I didn't leave completely unhappy.
All in all, a mixed bag. She was sweet, she tried, I was happy for the effort, but if you hate saran wraps, this is not your spot. It will do in a pinch though.
Dr P.
Skeete5555
01-03-24, 17:27
Though not in the Seattle area, you're recount is very similiar to a GFE level experience I have been enjoying for a while now with a 30+ a year old provider I see weekly. She is so fucking addicting and even cooks food for me to take home if you can believe that. If I wasn't married I soon would be.
Sorry guys, but I can't share her location. She's one in a million and I hope you understand.What's the point of even posting this besides showing that you're selfish and not willing to share information, which this forum is intended to do. Mongers get to caught up and infatuated with a great provider and try to play gatekeeper, it's pathetic.
PoonHound1969
01-03-24, 20:54
What's the point of even posting this besides showing that you're selfish and not willing to share information, which this forum is intended to do. Mongers get to caught up and infatuated with a great provider and try to play gatekeeper, it's pathetic.Dear penthouse, I finally found the nympho cook I always dream about.
ArizonaRanger
01-04-24, 06:42
Thinking of going to Pepsi at ET for my first massage parlor experience. Two questions.
Is there a back entrance? The Front doesn't look very inconspicuous. Looking at google maps, it looks like the building might have a shared back door with individual suites down a hallway.
Second, are two shots the norm? I always like to maximize my time and get the most out of a visit if I can.
TIA.
Loren Daiz
01-04-24, 08:46
I've heard that ET has a back door but never seen it. I doubt they'll allow it for entering as you need to be buzzed in but they might allow you to exit if you ask.
MSOG might be allowed if you're able but I'm a one and done if it's with an auntie.
There are some good aspects about ET for being your first AMP. Ts, sauna, massage (mediocre) BBFS, etc. But for your cherry on AMPs. I feel a little sad. Pepsi is older and ET gets the job done but it's overall just kind tired as a facility and it's providers. Predictable though. If Michelle was at VIP I'd recommend there as a first, still an auntie but still alot of fun. My favorites all just rotated out so I'm also looking for new hotshot while missing Tina at New spa.
Thinking of going to Pepsi at ET for my first massage parlor experience. Two questions.
Is there a back entrance? The Front doesn't look very inconspicuous. Looking at google maps, it looks like the building might have a shared back door with individual suites down a hallway.
Second, are two shots the norm? I always like to maximize my time and get the most out of a visit if I can.
TIA.
From Rubmaps advanced search it is listed as having a table shower. Does anyone have any experiece there or could relate any review info from rubmaps? There is a new review form the 3rd on the site.
Thanks.
OK, this place is new, and very clean, because its new. The girls are even new. Massage, oil, its like a real massage. Got some kinks out which is good. Got Diana, nice thin girl with nice tits. Great service, BBBJ, cfs. Non rushed, got my full time which was nice. Sadly it was busy when I finished so I didn't get to see the other talent but overall good experience.Do you remember the name of this AMP? Is this in Seattle?
From Rubmaps advanced search it is listed as having a table shower. Does anyone have any experiece there or could relate any review info from rubmaps? There is a new review form the 3rd on the site.
Thanks.There is a table shower. This is a FS place depending on who you see. Too far away for me.
Star Point Massage (QQ).
It seems like my ATF Nana is gone. The place literally stinks. I am unsure if it was just during my visit. Ladies that work here are mostly petite. The one I saw last night did not give me her name, but she allowed CBJ, DATY, and hard and wet CFS pounding.
Lastly, she did not change the sheets, so I am avoiding this place for now unless you don't mind someone's bodily fluids.
Loren Daiz
01-05-24, 00:56
Saw an ad that kings had new staff and new girls. Nope. Been almost 2 years since I've been there. Drew Yumi. TS was typical, massage was poor. Flip was better than I expect given the circumstance and emptied. But the frantic clean up after was like a guilty grape shower almost humorous. Not sure if she was worried about me or her with all the frantic soap and rinse over and over. Won't repeat and don't believe the ads.
Never seen anything posted on Vivi or Cici spa. Any one tried them. Really struggling with Tina leaving new spa and Michelle not at VIP. HELP A BRO OUT. Where's good anymore.
Ultimate90
01-05-24, 12:03
So, I'll keep this short. It was a fun experience again. It was my first time with either Apple or Mimi, and it was their first threesome. They were both nervous and shy about it which was adorable.
Apple is very petite (under 5') with MM BS and long hair. Mimi is taller with small MM BS and short hair. Apple is a dream because of her size, but Mimi has the eyes that do me in.
Anyway, go to the room for DFK with Mimi first while Apple gave BBBJ w / DT. Then, they swapped for DFK with Apple while Mimi gave BBBJ. That was fun enough, but then on came the raincoat and Apple jumped on for a hard RACG ride while I continued kissing with and fondling Mimi. Went through multiple positions. ACG, RACG, SMish, doggy, Mish. With each of them. Finally, gave up the second pop to Mimi again while in Mish.
Got dressed, got a bottle of water, kissed both lovely ladies, and was out the door with a smile.
Apple is a dream, but when I go back, I'll be asking for Mimi.Which place is this?
ExtraFun2006
01-05-24, 17:41
So it's $140 for FS with no house fee and no massage? Was it enjoyable or felt rushed? I'd worry that with no time frame they'd try to rush you out.It was rushed in the sense that there was no massage just straight to business. Since I had never meet her before it was an ok session especially for 140 price. I am mixed I think I need to try and see what other ladies are like since there was another lady sleeping in a chair when I came in.
ExtraFun2006
01-05-24, 17:46
Chinese Tuina in Bellevue is under new management now. Anyone try them yet? Looks like new signage up, etc.TOFTT and sadly it has gone totally legit. I got Yang Yang very cute, young would estimate late 20's but absolutely no hint of extra's. Tried rubbing her leg but no hint what so ever of anything more. Don't waste your money and time unless want decent massage.
TechnoSaints
01-05-24, 21:08
Gentlemen, I will be in Seattle next week. I have few days to spare. Any good recommendations please?
Thanks in advance.
BigPurpleSnake
01-06-24, 00:06
Gentlemen, I will be in Seattle next week. I have few days to spare. Any good recommendations please?
Thanks in advance. You should be more specific. You posted in both this and bareback thread. What are you looking for?
DamianDono
01-06-24, 02:34
Gentlemen, I will be in Seattle next week. I have few days to spare. Any good recommendations please?
Thanks in advance.Bizarro in Wallingford is a really good Italian place. The interior is pretty eclectic but the good is great. Give it a shot!
DarkNight1
01-06-24, 10:49
Hey why'all, I'm visiting the area sometime this week, can anyone recommend an aamp that offers BBBJCIM? Strictly looking for Asian massage parlors no escorts. I would be willing to travel 10-15 miles or so from the city center if this isn't possible within Seattle! Would be happy to share info in NYC, NY, or Connecticut if anyone has upcoming visits! Thanks in advance.
Original703
01-08-24, 18:09
As an opportunity monger, I generally count on convenience and location more than proven excellent service. On this day, I guess I got what I sought: convenience instead of superior service.
I happened to be close to University Village, and I stopped at Maple Village Spa: it's a reliable place for extras. I drew Judy, probably in her 30's. She was slightly more curvy than I prefer but not fat. At about 5' 7", with long black hair almost to her butt, and a polka dot dress that promoted her breasts, I was eager to go to the room. Leading me down the hallway, she reached back and gently grabbed my groin. All right, it's on!
In the room, she asked how long. I gave her 200 and said, "As long as it takes. " She left with the money while I undressed. I lay facedown on the table and she barely attempted a massage before reaching under and fondling my balls and cock. She quickly brought me to an erect state, lifting her dress and showing me that she wasn't wearing underwear. I flipped over and rubbed her inner thighs, pussy and ass crack while she stroked me. She lost the dress and her bra. Naked, her body lost some of its apparent tone and form. Still, she's a naked woman and I'm a guy on a mission. With one hand, I fondled her breasts and, with the other, I inserted a finger into her shaved pussy. She was moist, always a turn-on for me.
Judy went to the foot of the table and initiated a body to body rub. It felt nice to have her breasts lightly massaging my body everywhere. She produced a condom and applied it with her mouth, beginning a CBJ as my hands explored her body further. She mounted me CG and fucked me. However, I soon realized that I was going to need doggy or mish in order to cum.
I instructed her to get on the table on her back and I would fuck her. She readily obliged. Although she was already a little wet, she applied lube before I reentered her. Judy's body seemed very receptive and she kinda sucked me in. It felt quite good! Her dirty talk was adequate but limited. Hints of a language barrier meant that some of her phrases, though unique, also felt overused by the 7th time I heard them.
Upon finishing, I was ready to hit the road but Judy asked, "You want massage?" and I said sure why not. She administered a decent massage with oil. After that, she fetched a hot wash cloth and wiped me down.
Total time there was 45 minutes.
Pros:
Reliable, consistent service.
Smelled nice, clean.
Hardly any teasing or build-up.
Convenient location (on that day).
Walls up to the ceiling.
Changed sheets upon my departure.
Cons:
200 for 45 minutes CFS--fine for me but I know other mongers might want 60 minutes.
Kinda chubby (FUPA).
Hardly any teasing or build-up (this is a pro and a con).
No kissing YMMV.
Front door is exposed to traffic.
No table shower as far as I know.
Location: https://everett.bedpage.com/Escorts/1337-state-avenue-unit-a/23124031.html.
Parking lot was clear, walked in and was greeted by tiny Diana. Diana stands at about 5'3" tall; you will instantly recognize her ideal spinner body with her perfectly thin body.I can't find any spring massage in Everett. Where is this place?
Went here in lynnwood that's right across the street from the Olive Garden.
Was greeted by a young Asian girl named nala.
Cute face, fake double d's slim waist with a nice tight ass. She has a Taylor on her lower back.
Massage was 10 minutes long until she reached under my legs and grabbed the boys. On the flip it was light touch.
She did a very nice BBBJ and when she said she wanted to cfs I told her BBBJ is fine so she hopped back on in the 69 position. Shit I should've done the cfs as that box was tight. Will repeat.
TechnoSaints
01-08-24, 22:00
You should be more specific. You posted in both this and bareback thread. What are you looking for?Looking for good MPs with good service.
I have been travelling a lot lately and have not been very active on the scene. I had some time today and decided to drop by Diva spa today, (one of my favorite spots). Everything was different. Different decor, different owner, apparently under new management. I decided WTF, I'm here.
Initially the girl looked familiar, then I remembered I had her at another shop a couple of months ago. Her name is Ruby. She is stunningly beautiful, seriously one of the best looking women I have seen in this business!! Curvy in all the right spots, and did I say she is beautiful? Went for an hour and used "Aussie" payment plan. She didn't even flinch, no haggling, just smiled. Great service! Left with a huge smile and a foggy brain. She said she is going to Vegas in a week. Hopefully she comes back.
I spoke with the owner and she said more new girls next week. I got the impression by the Ikea boxes, they recently took that shop over.
KnoxNenters
01-08-24, 22:28
Went for an hour and used "Aussie" payment plan. She didn't even flinch, no haggling, just smiled.What is an Aussie payment plan?
What is an Aussie payment plan?200 for the hour take it or leave it.
Went to Spring (13XX State Avenue Unit) this morning had Yoyo for a hour. She gave me a great massage.
Going over my whole back and legs with some teasing of the boys.
After a half hour came the flip we did 69 she got really juicy and so did I. LOL.
Had the best time with her. I will definitely repeat.
House65+Tip160.
Loren Daiz
01-10-24, 02:08
Still on the search while my two fav aamp providers are gone. Really miss them. Decided to try out sun spa as I've never been. Hidden parking in back is nice. Facility is dated but spacious and beds, rooms and table shower all big sizes which fit me well. Nana answers the door. Prob 55 disappointed but figured I'd see where it went and if I saw anyone with potential. Actually was one of the best table showers and nuru slides I've had. Nana was flirty and in good spirit. Back in the room she dried me off and started a tongue slide leading to a nice long rim wanting me on all 4's. She mumbled asking if I wanted something but I couldn't really understand but said yes and she asked for more $. Thinking "great. An up sell" OK. She left and came back with another gal named "Noah" she was a tall older deep voice auntie too, but walked in with tits out and says "It's a sex party! ' And. That's what it was. BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long. Now I really miss that hottie Tina at new spa but damn if those two grannies didn't rock my world. So. I'll prob go back with a little more money and a bottle of whisky (kidding sort of) and explore that to fullest. They maybe older but they got something the young ones can't. Thank you ladies.
TocyBrawler
01-10-24, 02:41
I'm new and started hobby since Nov, visited few AMPs and recently an AAMP.
I usually pay $$ upfront for CFS and CBJ / BBBJ but I always end up jerking within 5-10 min.
Few MTs are helpful giving massage for 15 min and go for second shot where I perform much better and last long.
But most of MTs deny second shot with just massage for rest of the hour. I get upset for overpaying for their service.
Can someone share the tips and tricks to last long on first go.
Or how to approach them for best utilization of an hour for $$.
Sometimes I feel like go straight to their washroom, jerk off and then proceed to the girl.
KitWalker1967
01-10-24, 12:05
Still on the search while my two fav aamp providers are gone. Really miss them. Decided to try out sun spa as I've never been. Hidden parking in back is nice. Facility is dated but spacious and beds, rooms and table shower all big sizes which fit me well. Nana answers the door. Prob 55 disappointed but figured I'd see where it went and if I saw anyone with potential. Actually was one of the best table showers and nuru slides I've had. Nana was flirty and in good spirit. Back in the room she dried me off and started a tongue slide leading to a nice long rim wanting me on all 4's. She mumbled asking if I wanted something but I couldn't really understand but said yes and she asked for more $. Thinking "great. An up sell" OK. She left and came back with another gal named "Noah" she was a tall older deep voice auntie too, but walked in with tits out and says "It's a sex party! ' And. That's what it was. BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long. Now I really miss that hottie Tina at new spa but damn if those two grannies didn't rock my world. So. I'll prob go back with a little more money and a bottle of whisky (kidding sort of) and explore that to fullest. They maybe older but they got something the young ones can't. Thank you ladies.Glad to hear you had a nice time there. I once had Noah (who occasionally plays name change games and calls herself Bobbi) mumble that suggestion to me too. Got her to speak more clearly and said no when I finally figured out what she was offering.
Loren Daiz
01-10-24, 12:11
It was even lower voice than the gal that used to be at Golden who also played name games and occasionally said it was Bobbi. I wouldn't see her individually but an ok addition.
Glad to hear you had a nice time there. I once had Noah (who occasionally plays name change games and calls herself Bobbi) mumble that suggestion to me too. Got her to speak more clearly and said no when I finally figured out what she was offering.
I'm new and started hobby since Nov, visited few AMPs and recently an AAMP.
I usually pay $$ upfront for CFS and CBJ / BBBJ but I always end up jerking within 5-10 min.
Few MTs are helpful giving massage for 15 min and go for second shot where I perform much better and last long.
But most of MTs deny second shot with just massage for rest of the hour. I get upset for overpaying for their service.
Can someone share the tips and tricks to last long on first go.
Or how to approach them for best utilization of an hour for $$.
Sometimes I feel like go straight to their washroom, jerk off and then proceed to the girl.I wish I had your "problem", wait until you get old and can barely "rise to the occasion"! But to your question, what does it matter, you go there for "relief", either way you are getting it done. If you feel you aren't getting your moneys worth by finishing so quickly, just pay for a half hour session with the ones that don't offer msog.
I can't find any spring massage in Everett. Where is this place?https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-spring-massage-marysville-wa-217016#rubmaps.
BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long.Great report! What was the total damage, and was it for 30 or 60?
ChasOnTheGo
01-10-24, 14:10
I have been travelling a lot lately and have not been very active on the scene. I had some time today and decided to drop by Diva spa today, (one of my favorite spots). Everything was different. Different decor, different owner, apparently under new management. I decided WTF, I'm here.
Initially the girl looked familiar, then I remembered I had her at another shop a couple of months ago. Her name is Ruby. She is stunningly beautiful, seriously one of the best looking women I have seen in this business!! Curvy in all the right spots, and did I say she is beautiful? Went for an hour and used "Aussie" payment plan. She didn't even flinch, no haggling, just smiled. Great service! Left with a huge smile and a foggy brain. She said she is going to Vegas in a week. Hopefully she comes back.
I spoke with the owner and she said more new girls next week. I got the impression by the Ikea boxes, they recently took that shop over.What was house fee Did you get your full hour for $200.
Last time I went there it was faster than In and out burger.
MassageFunStuf
01-10-24, 14:49
Which SUN Spa is that? One in lynnwood or shoreline?
Still on the search while my two fav aamp providers are gone. Really miss them. Decided to try out sun spa as I've never been. Hidden parking in back is nice. Facility is dated but spacious and beds, rooms and table shower all big sizes which fit me well. Nana answers the door. Prob 55 disappointed but figured I'd see where it went and if I saw anyone with potential. Actually was one of the best table showers and nuru slides I've had. Nana was flirty and in good spirit. Back in the room she dried me off and started a tongue slide leading to a nice long rim wanting me on all 4's. She mumbled asking if I wanted something but I couldn't really understand but said yes and she asked for more $. Thinking "great. An up sell" OK. She left and came back with another gal named "Noah" she was a tall older deep voice auntie too, but walked in with tits out and says "It's a sex party! ' And. That's what it was. BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long. Now I really miss that hottie Tina at new spa but damn if those two grannies didn't rock my world. So. I'll prob go back with a little more money and a bottle of whisky (kidding sort of) and explore that to fullest. They maybe older but they got something the young ones can't. Thank you ladies.
Which SUN Spa is that? One in lynnwood or shoreline?He is talking about Lynnwood. Noa been there forever.
But has anyone tried the new Red Sun Spa in Shoreline? Alyssa Massage Spa in Shoreline was the old name.
SkeletonKey6
01-10-24, 17:22
But has anyone tried the new Red Sun Spa in Shoreline? Alyssa Massage Spa in Shoreline was the old name.Pretty good massage in a clean place with no extras.
NinjaTribe
01-10-24, 18:27
Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.
1.) What is the etiquette? What's the proper way to make it clear you want more than a massage?
2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?
3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.
GoaThillBilly
01-10-24, 21:35
I'm new and started hobby since Nov, visited few AMPs and recently an AAMP.
I usually pay $$ upfront for CFS and CBJ / BBBJ but I always end up jerking within 5-10 min.
Few MTs are helpful giving massage for 15 min and go for second shot where I perform much better and last long.
But most of MTs deny second shot with just massage for rest of the hour. I get upset for overpaying for their service.
Can someone share the tips and tricks to last long on first go.
Or how to approach them for best utilization of an hour for $$.
Sometimes I feel like go straight to their washroom, jerk off and then proceed to the girl.I am older but have always been a quick finisher and also a one and done type of guy which can be pretty frustrating. So I am really into foreplay, daty and 69, for some reason I last much longer from a BJ than with FS. One thing that works for me is to have the provider lay on her back while I daty, then begin FS, deep and slow, then when I feel my orgasm coming on, I pull out and back to more daty, rinse and repeat until completion. Hope this helps.
TocyBrawler
01-10-24, 23:11
I am older but have always been a quick finisher and also a one and done type of guy which can be pretty frustrating. So I am really into foreplay, daty and 69, for some reason I last much longer from a BJ than with FS. One thing that works for me is to have the provider lay on her back while I daty, then begin FS, deep and slow, then when I feel my orgasm coming on, I pull out and back to more daty, rinse and repeat until completion. Hope this helps.Thanks so much for the tips at GoaThillBilly.
I hope more foreplay will improve the performance. I assume many girls doesn't let us pull out and and they try to pull us back within few seconds.
Maybe its an open secret they want us to come faster or it might be more painful for them to handle longer sessions.
TocyBrawler
01-10-24, 23:30
Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.
1.) What is the etiquette? What's the proper way to make it clear you want more than a massage?
2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?
3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.The AMPs that offer extras are pretty evident on many sites like RubMaps, BedPage, SkipTheGames, etc and you can cross check the reviews here in this forum with Search options.
Its also important to check the post history of the User account for the posts you might felt helpful.
If its difficult to do one on one mapping of AMPs using above sites, try Hot.com with search word "Erotic Spa in <Your City " and it will provide list along with Spa photos, address and reviews all in one place but make sure to cross check the real reviews here in this forum.
Most AMPs that offer CFS / FS have older girls starting from 40's (very few have 30's or rarely 20's), here you don't need appointments, just walk in anytime during their business hours.
You will find attractive girls in AAMPs but these are appointment based from Booker or you might need good references (beware if you don't do good homework here, might end up in LE or getting scammed).
I'm new too but learned a lot in past 3 months.
Was terrible, the stench from her crotch nearly made me puke. While I was on my stomach I caught her trying to reach into my pants to steal something.
Justice2001
01-11-24, 10:33
Pretty good massage in a clean place with no extras.What's the talent there like? Attractive? 40?
Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.
1.) What is the etiquette? What's the proper way to make it clear you want more than a massage?
2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?
3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.There are other opinions and ways of going about this, but I try and not just assume she doing anything more than a massage when I arrive and maintain a wee bit of discretion. And I think I might find a wee bit of joy on the uncertainty during the massage. And I do enjoy a nice massage and some teasing, and if you do go right in and start wanting FS from the start, many will skip that, it's just more work for them.
If the door is open walk in and expect to be in a small foyer waiting for someone to come, look for a doorbell but they should have an alarm on the front door and already know you are there. (the foyer is typically well covered with CCTV BTW). Occasionally there are places that the fronyt door is locked and there is a bell, ring the bell and wait (can't remember any around Seattle / Tac like that). Lady will come lead you to room, ask about 1/2 hour or full hour, usually 40 or 60 these days, usually pick one hour and give her 60, she'll take that and leave, undress fully and lay face down on the bed / table.
Get a massage. "lean in" to any kinda teasing. Try and put your hands / arms where she will bump them, if she starts bumping beyond the point of incidental contact, return a little attention. When she starts rubbing inside of your legs, spread them wider.
After 20/30 minutes of 1 hour she'll tell you to turn over and ask if you want more. If she asks what you want just tell her everything, or start running your hand up her leg. She'll want a tip and leave to go get "supplies".
Another plan is when in the room and she's asking 1/2 hour or hour, hand her $200 and a condom. Cut to the chase, skip the massage. I only do that with girls I've met before, I do kinda enjoy the massage, but they usually get lazy...
2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?
Any of the shops mentioned on this board it's a pretty sure thing something will be offered. Look for places staying open till 10:00 pm or later, having a "secured" entry (if there is a metal screen door from the foyer to a hallway), doorbell, etc. , I've never really been to a legit massage ship but can't imagine why a spa would setup like that (though even in the rub and tug places, people do go just for massages all the time, whether they know or not, have been told by escorts it's a nice cheap place to get one).
I have had girls come back to the room after taking the initial house fee and put a towel over me and start a massage like that, they still offered FS, this isn't a lost cause. Just kinda pay attention to the shop setup.
3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.
Most will offer CFS, in my experience about 1 out of 10 won't, offered HJ or BJ (covered), another girl at the shop would but was busy. Sticking to places mentioned here and rubmaps, it'll be rare they won't.
But the biggest issue is whether or not YOU want to once you've met them. It's a pretty mixed bag, lots of grandmas, chubbys or girls that just have odd odors, etc.
There are other opinions and ways of going about this, but I try and not just assume she doing anything more than a massage when I arrive and maintain a wee bit of discretion. And I think I might find a wee bit of joy on the uncertainty during the massage. And I do enjoy a nice massage and some teasing, and if you do go right in and start wanting FS from the start, many will skip that, it's just more work for them.
If the door is open walk in and expect to be in a small foyer waiting for someone to come, look for a doorbell but they should have an alarm on the front door and already know you are there. (the foyer is typically well covered with CCTV BTW). Occasionally there are places that the fronyt door is locked and there is a bell, ring the bell and wait (can't remember any around Seattle / Tac like that). Lady will come lead you to room, ask about 1/2 hour or full hour, usually 40 or 60 these days, usually pick one hour and give her 60, she'll take that and leave, undress fully and lay face down on the bed / table.
Get a massage. "lean in" to any kinda teasing. Try and put your hands / arms where she will bump them, if she starts bumping beyond the point of incidental contact, return a little attention. When she starts rubbing inside of your legs, spread them wider.
After 20/30 minutes of 1 hour she'll tell you to turn over and ask if you want more. If she asks what you want just tell her everything, or start running your hand up her leg. She'll want a tip and leave to go get "supplies".
Another plan is when in the room and she's asking 1/2 hour or hour, hand her $200 and a condom. Cut to the chase, skip the massage. I only do that with girls I've met before, I do kinda enjoy the massage, but they usually get lazy...
2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?
Any of the shops mentioned on this board it's a pretty sure thing something will be offered. Look for places staying open till 10:00 pm or later, having a "secured" entry (if there is a metal screen door from the foyer to a hallway), doorbell, etc. , I've never really been to a legit massage ship but can't imagine why a spa would setup like that (though even in the rub and tug places, people do go just for massages all the time, whether they know or not, have been told by escorts it's a nice cheap place to get one).
I have had girls come back to the room after taking the initial house fee and put a towel over me and start a massage like that, they still offered FS, this isn't a lost cause. Just kinda pay attention to the shop setup.
3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.
Most will offer CFS, in my experience about 1 out of 10 won't, offered HJ or BJ (covered), another girl at the shop would but was busy. Sticking to places mentioned here and rubmaps, it'll be rare they won't.
But the biggest issue is whether or not YOU want to once you've met them. It's a pretty mixed bag, lots of grandmas, chubbys or girls that just have odd odors, etc.This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.
SkeletonKey6
01-11-24, 16:38
What's the talent there like? Attractive? 40?Vague memory has her pretty average looks and in 40's. Perhaps check it out and report back what's the latest situation there.
Loren Daiz
01-11-24, 23:17
I don't think I've ever gotten a line up before going in a room. Sometimes if I know providers name I'll ask. Sometimes that works out if the person answering the door is undesirable. Often I find the girls lie and saying who I'm asking for isn't working. If I say OK and act like I'm leaving they'll change abc say they are working afterall! I find if they stick to their story I'll leave because I don't ever recall a good experience if I go with who answers after asking, like they hold a grudge. Unfortunately I should walk a lot more than my little head tells me to because I'm getting low standards with the tired aunties. I DO often get line ups on the way out.
This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.
Shogun Hua
01-12-24, 00:03
Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.
I'd suggest checking out this guide. Lots of good tips. Start with post #1.
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2291-AMP-Tips-and-Guidelines/page14
ShinamotoJason
01-12-24, 09:27
She's a chintzy Viet-SPA girl; I felt I was having a sex with a sex doll, awkward & unnatural, IMO.
I have been travelling a lot lately and have not been very active on the scene. I had some time today and decided to drop by Diva spa today, (one of my favorite spots). Everything was different. Different decor, different owner, apparently under new management. I decided WTF, I'm here.
Initially the girl looked familiar, then I remembered I had her at another shop a couple of months ago. Her name is Ruby. She is stunningly beautiful, seriously one of the best looking women I have seen in this business!! Curvy in all the right spots, and did I say she is beautiful? Went for an hour and used "Aussie" payment plan. She didn't even flinch, no haggling, just smiled. Great service! Left with a huge smile and a foggy brain. She said she is going to Vegas in a week. Hopefully she comes back.
I spoke with the owner and she said more new girls next week. I got the impression by the Ikea boxes, they recently took that shop over.
Still on the search while my two fav aamp providers are gone. Really miss them. Decided to try out sun spa as I've never been. Hidden parking in back is nice. Facility is dated but spacious and beds, rooms and table shower all big sizes which fit me well. Nana answers the door. Prob 55 disappointed but figured I'd see where it went and if I saw anyone with potential. Actually was one of the best table showers and nuru slides I've had. Nana was flirty and in good spirit. Back in the room she dried me off and started a tongue slide leading to a nice long rim wanting me on all 4's. She mumbled asking if I wanted something but I couldn't really understand but said yes and she asked for more $. Thinking "great. An up sell" OK. She left and came back with another gal named "Noah" she was a tall older deep voice auntie too, but walked in with tits out and says "It's a sex party! ' And. That's what it was. BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long. Now I really miss that hottie Tina at new spa but damn if those two grannies didn't rock my world. So. I'll prob go back with a little more money and a bottle of whisky (kidding sort of) and explore that to fullest. They maybe older but they got something the young ones can't. Thank you ladies.Grannies will gonto work!
This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.For what it's worth, here is a bit of advise.
Look for storefront places that are open late -- like 10 PM. It a plus when you see pictures of attractive girls when you look at the pictures they have added to google maps, although not a requirement. Also, funny as it sounds, bad reviews on google may be a good sign.
Look for spa names / recommendations on boards like this and use that as a guide as to where to go.
When the girl is walking you to the room feel free to hold their hand. Sometimes I'll pat her on their butt if they seem playful.
Often instead of lying on the table waiting for them, I'll sit on the table so we can chat a bit when they walk in. Don't hesitate to touch as you chat.
While you are face down during the massage, touch her legs as she is next to you. If she stays close, you can move your hands up and touch higher up -- even her butt or between her legs. I don't think you need to be shy about it -- they are used to it and will tell you if they are not comfortable / want you to stop.
On the flip, they will most likely offer at least a handjob. You can always ask for more and they will either say yes or no.
I pretty much always get a HJ, usually get them to pull up their shirt, sometimes pull down their pants, and sometimes more.
ExtraFun2006
01-12-24, 17:14
There are two Oasis listed in Renton, one on 4th and the other on Wells ave?
Thursday late afternoon. Dior. Great body, mid to late 40's. She had nice real perky D cups. She said they nice and firm and her pussy is small (LOL) because she's never had kids. Nice hour massage (. 6) with some real light teasing. Standard HE finish (. 4). Mutual touch available for. 4 on top of that. I might try one more session with her to see if I can seal the deal. She did show me her small pussy but no touching.
ExtraFun2006
01-12-24, 17:21
I was stupid, I mistook Ocean spa for Oasis from a previous post. Sadly TOFT since don't have rubmaps Ocean Spa is 100% legit. Decent massage attempted to rub her leg but girl moved my arm up on the table and away from any possible contact. She was 6 to 7 in looks.
SkeletonKey6
01-12-24, 18:29
Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).
She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.
15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.
About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.
Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.
Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).
She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.
15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.
About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.
Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.Nightmare for one.
Dream for another.
Thanks for the report. I will check her out.
VisibleNinja
01-12-24, 21:08
Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).
She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.
15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.
About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.
Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.I'm sorry you went through that but that is fucking hilarious.
Regularity
01-13-24, 00:03
Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).
She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.
15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.
About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.
Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.I need my dose of carbon dioxide and methane. I'll call ahead of time and request that she eat a half head of raw cabbage a couple of hours before our appointment. Then she can fart in my face and giggle about it.
Regularity
01-13-24, 02:20
Oh, and the Chinese word for fart is fΰngpμ. I learned the word when I farted when I was getting a massage from a very understanding masseuse.
Thefourtwo5
01-13-24, 07:47
There are two Oasis listed in Renton, one on 4th and the other on Wells ave?It's on Wells.
AussieFury
01-14-24, 11:23
It's on Wells.I've never seen anything but grannies offering HJ only at Oasis on Wells.
They had no idea who Dior was when I visited.
MassageFunStuf
01-14-24, 13:07
Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.
Shogun Hua
01-14-24, 13:45
Had a great time last week at Blue Ocean, it was my first time there. There was an english speaking girl named Angie (something like that) who mentioned it was her last week here. Menu was quite wide but everything with cover was the deed. Her body was to die for. Not sure how the other girls are but definitely had potential to try more.This is the place where "Elite Spa" used to be. I hadn't been here in years, but I had only seen aunties here in the past. Its nice to hear that more and more north of Seattle locations are getting nicer looking talent.
This is the place where "Elite Spa" used to be. I hadn't been here in years, but I had only seen aunties here in the past. Its nice to hear that more and more north of Seattle locations are getting nicer looking talent.Elite Spa used to be a go-to spa for me, then the quality of providers nosedived. Haven't been there in years. Does this new version still have the table shower? If so I will have to go check it out again.
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