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Hey Johnny Fever,
When were you there? And who was your provider?I was curious about that too. I think he has alternative motives for the bad report and is trying to help someone out.
Johnny Fever35
05-07-07, 19:36
Went there the same day as my post or the day before. Girl said she had been there two weeks.
Statements by her we confusing to say the least.
"we have changed only do massage now." even after i tried to give LE check
so she knew wasn't LE. And talked to her and the lady who lead me to the room that the room was the room the used to use as a waiting room.
At about 35 minutes into the session got up to leave. I said I only have 10 minutes left and not happy. At that point said don't worry about the time, two minutes latter said your time is up.
Like I said YMMV-may be she was having a bad day-or we just didn't click.
Not sure but I have been to the old ML and had nothing but good things
to say. But her statements we strange to me.
I really don't care if you believe it or not.
Hobbyist4Life
05-08-07, 13:48
I was curious about that too. I think he has alternative motives for the bad report and is trying to help someone out.
Hey Bikjik...
I agree with you. That was about what I was thinking as well.
I understand that YMMV, but your report had some poison to it. Even if they thought you were LE? You would not be treated that way! I'm not a hunk, by any means... They will treat you, as you treat them!
But, you have to ba complete a..hole(nothing personal), to be treated that way. All your reports are about how you got ripped off by some street skank and how the cover doesn't fit your junior? Or how LE was hanging out in front of ML? About the size of yur junior is not something that we are interested in. Well, not me anyway.... LOL...
You have never reported anything positive about anyone or any establishment.
Not sure, who or what establishment you are trying to help? or what is the bad blood, between you and ML? But, talking shit about the place is not the proper way to do it!
Why don't you try reporting a real and positive experience for a change, that will actually help us.
And it's funny that you couldn't say who your provider is? Your report was only 4 days ago! And you cant remember exactly, when you were there? hmm...
Just my 2cents...
Peace out...
H4L
Hobbyist4Life
05-08-07, 14:18
I have not been reporting for awhile, since I got busted by my girl at the time. Well, she is no longer around. So, I'm hobbying again... LOL...
But, I must say that ML at the moment has the best looking providers in Maryland. Both providers are HOT! And good at what they do!
Make sure you treat them well... they will return the favor...
Peace out.
H4L
My home mongering base is around Detroit but I enjoy learning of opportunities in other states as I travel around quite a bit. I always take the posts in these forums with a grain of salt and if my curiosity gets the better of me, I'll check it out for myself and report back on it. However, there has been a certain member on this forum who has made 5 posts this year (not counting his contributions to the SW forum). The first one he talks about some dude with a note pad stalking around some massage facilities. In fact he goes into the one that he names then later on asks if anyone knows the status of it. Then two weeks later he notices a couple of vans hanging around. He wonders what that is all about. 1 month later his inquiring mind (? ) wants to know if anyone knows anything about some 4 in 1 business he reports about. Then last week he blast a place that has gotten some pretty decent reviews in the past. He says he was a frequent flyer there but where are the reports. Zip, zilch, nada. I know because I RTFF. I mean, give the dogs a little bone to chew on once in awhile. Understand fantasy reporting is one thing but storytelling is another.
Hobbyist4Life
05-08-07, 16:19
My home mongering base is around Detroit but I enjoy learning of opportunities in other states as I travel around quite a bit. I always take the posts in these forums with a grain of salt and if my curiosity gets the better of me, I'll check it out for myself and report back on it. However, there has been a certain member on this forum who has made 5 posts this year (not counting his contributions to the SW forum). The first one he talks about some dude with a note pad stalking around some massage facilities. In fact he goes into the one that he names then later on asks if anyone knows the status of it. Then two weeks later he notices a couple of vans hanging around. He wonders what that is all about. 1 month later his inquiring mind (? ) wants to know if anyone knows anything about some 4 in 1 business he reports about. Then last week he blast a place that has gotten some pretty decent reviews in the past. He says he was a frequent flyer there but where are the reports. Zip, zilch, nada. I know because I RTFF. I mean, give the dogs a little bone to chew on once in awhile. Understand fantasy reporting is one thing but storytelling is another.
I think you put it damn well!
That is what i call RTFF and doing some research.
I have been out of the hobby for awhile, since I been busted by my girl last year... LOL... She is no longer around...
I had no plans on reporting about the mentioned establishment either.
But, after reading that shit? I had to put my 2cents in!
It's hard enough finding great providers, anyway.
But, the providers that I saw there were so sweet. I couldn't let one guy's BS, trash them like that.
Because, I had such a great experience there.
And found the best looking providers, that I have seen in awhile.
Peace out.
H4L
Johnny Fever35
05-09-07, 11:43
Have experienced many things that I don't have an explanation for or
sometimes have trouble believing it myself.
Seen flying saucers once-along with about 200 other people and the police
Once saw A BSW working in a wheelchair in Atlanta
Been hit on by a woman preacher, by a lovely black PHD, by beautiful women
half my age, and a couple of Asian women one married. Since I consider myself an ugly white guy can't understand this myself and not sure I would believed it.
Had SW'ers in cars in Big D several times try to run me off the road.
Had a Knockout Dancer offer to pay me! Now that is really hard to believe.
So if someone told me they got bad service at ML. I'm not sure I would have believed it or any of the above. But it did happen.
YMMV so have no doubt you have only had good service.
Now I just started thinking about Penny(my fav-although never seen her mentioned on the board), Yumi, Sasha and the others.
IAmAlwaysOutwe
05-09-07, 20:00
O. K. , I've been quietly reading the guide and spending small amounts of time with Sha Sha but when I read Johnny Fevers report I had to investigate. Last night ML and met Angel. She is aptly named. I hate to admit it but her looks put Sha Sha to shame. This girl is beautiful! There was a bad beginning as the massage wasn't the first thing mentioned. She said "what do you want? " I say soft message and she says "no, not that, what else? ". After 2 seconds of small talk we were off to the races. Gentle body rub with a terrific pair of enhanced 34 see's followed by CBJ which almost took me away (yes, it's that good! ) On to main event, CG, Mish, Doggy. She finished me with the tightest PC squeeze I've had in a long time. Not GFE but well worth the tuition. I will return.
Hobbyist4Life
05-10-07, 10:03
O. K. , I've been quietly reading the guide and spending small amounts of time with Sha Sha but when I read Johnny Fevers report I had to investigate. Last night ML and met Angel. She is aptly named. I hate to admit it but her looks put Sha Sha to shame. This girl is beautiful! There was a bad beginning as the massage wasn't the first thing mentioned. She said "what do you want? " I say soft message and she says "no, not that, what else? ". After 2 seconds of small talk we were off to the races. Gentle body rub with a terrific pair of enhanced 34 see's followed by CBJ which almost took me away (yes, it's that good! ) On to main event, CG, Mish, Doggy. She finished me with the tightest PC squeeze I've had in a long time. Not GFE but well worth the tuition. I will return.
I told you, she is the best looking provider I have seen.
Far as the massage thing? What can you expect, in 30 or 45 minutes sessions? lol...
I'm planning a 1.5 hour trip, this time around.
That way, I wont have to watch the clock and get the full menu!
I really felt that it is the time restriction that does not allow her, to do all the things you may want.
Peace out.
H4L
Smiling Fox
05-10-07, 17:07
So today I went back to the little Japanese place in Owings Mills.
Called ahead, listed in CP, asked for Amy, who is Chinese, did the routine.
60 at the door, and a buck and a condom on the table. The "massage" was magnificent. Amy a vertual GFE, was wonderful. I had a great time, she acted like she had a wonderful time. LOL. Who knows.
Then I am driving down the road and ring-a-ding, Cynthia calls, from the AMP place in Pikesville. "Oha youa forgeta Cynthia, have many nice girls here". No I didn't go for doubles today.
Got a hot date in middle river tomorrow with a Milf. She says she loves oral, and is a SQUIRTER. Wow havent been squirted for a few years now, should be fun. I asked her how many times she would like to cum. LOL. She told me her husband comes home around 3.
Smiling Fox; )
I think the closest spa is Pinetree on Eastern Ave. in Highlandtown, and is easily accessible by cab or the number 10 bus - the bus stop you want is conveniently across the street from the Ritz. I'm not sure how comfortable you'll be on foot in Highlandtown though - to be polite, it's an interesting neighborhood. The other spas are far out in the county - you would need to rent a car to get to them. Your best bet is going to be the block or an incall escort.
Benchseats Rock
What about Alberto's in Highlandtown proper??
Larry!
Calico Jack
05-11-07, 06:36
So today I went back to the little Japanese place in Owings Mills.
Called ahead, listed in CP, asked for Amy, who is Chinese, did the routine.
60 at the door, and a buck and a condom on the table. The "massage" was magnificent. Amy a vertual GFE, was wonderful. I had a great time, she acted like she had a wonderful time. LOL. Who knows.
Then I am driving down the road and ring-a-ding, Cynthia calls, from the AMP place in Pikesville. "Oha youa forgeta Cynthia, have many nice girls here". No I didn't go for doubles today.
Got a hot date in middle river tomorrow with a Milf. She says she loves oral, and is a SQUIRTER. Wow havent been squirted for a few years now, should be fun. I asked her how many times she would like to cum. LOL. She told me her husband comes home around 3.
Smiling Fox; )Keep living the dream, Fox! Good job
MG
I was treated to a special cbj experience at the Padonia Rd AMP. She would pour some hot water in her mouth and hold it in during. Wow. I had read about that and was very pleased to experience it first hand.
Hobbyist4Life
05-12-07, 12:15
So today I went back to the little Japanese place in Owings Mills.
Called ahead, listed in CP, asked for Amy, who is Chinese, did the routine.
60 at the door, and a buck and a condom on the table. The "massage" was magnificent. Amy a vertual GFE, was wonderful. I had a great time, she acted like she had a wonderful time. LOL. Who knows.
Then I am driving down the road and ring-a-ding, Cynthia calls, from the AMP place in Pikesville. "Oha youa forgeta Cynthia, have many nice girls here". No I didn't go for doubles today.
Got a hot date in middle river tomorrow with a Milf. She says she loves oral, and is a SQUIRTER. Wow havent been squirted for a few years now, should be fun. I asked her how many times she would like to cum. LOL. She told me her husband comes home around 3.
Smiling Fox; )
Damn... no wonder why you are "the smiling fox"
I would be smiling too! Lol...
Peace out.
H4L
Stimpson J Cat
05-14-07, 11:55
Larry, here is my post from February.
I was feeling adventurous, so I ventured to Eastern Ave. (Just being inside the Baltimore beltway is an adventure for me, since I live closer to Fredneck.)
What a waste of time and gas.
I get there and ask for Sara (wild guess, since I had never been there before) and she says there's no Sara, but she will give massage. Bad sign #1. She was about 50 years old and pudgy, so I was hesitant. But I follow her anyway 'cuz I was antsy after my long drive.
The rooms have curtains, not doors. Bad sign #2. Plus, the lady was wearing one of those damned white lab coats. I ask her, what is up with that? She says, "They make us wear these now. " Bad sign #3. I ask, You have younger girl? She says, "Only two girls working right now and other girl busy. " That was the last straw.
I figured I should cut my losses at that point, since I realized that this was not the place for me. I told her I was sorry, but I changed my mind.
I don't know why these places advertise in the "Adult" section of the City Paper classifieds if they aren't going to provide adult services.
Stimpy
Any advice to a newbie to baltimore amp's. I unfortanetly do not know any I've read some reviews but haven't been to any so far. I'm a regular at BT in pg county. PM if thats better.
Hobbyist4Life
05-14-07, 20:37
I decided to stop by at ML today, while on my way to Baltimore for a meeting.
Haven't seen my recent fav in a week.
Anyway, long story short. ML was closed! No sign, nothing! Don't know, what the situation is? I was so bummed out! I had recently found the best provider I had seen in awhile. I assume she is gone as well.
Does anyone know anything?
Let me know, if anyone has any information on the provider.
Her name is Angel!!!
Peace out.
H4L
Shawn Brodie
05-15-07, 20:42
Hello peeps. I am looking to explore some decent AMP's in the B'more area. Not sure where to find them so if any of you fellas may know I would appreciate it. Thanks.
Larry, here is my post from February.
That's too bad. Used to be pretty reliable.
Larry!
Stimpson J Cat
05-16-07, 12:35
Hello peeps. I am looking to explore some decent AMP's in the B'more area. Not sure where to find them so if any of you fellas may know I would appreciate it. Thanks.If you are looking for amps in the B'more area, there is an excellent range of amps at Radio Shack. You can also check with Circuit City or Best Buy.
By the way, I don't think there are any peeps here, but I believe there may be quite a few chocolate bunnies.
Good luck!
Stimpy
Hobbyist4Life
05-16-07, 14:18
Decided to stop by ML again, today. I was on my way to Baltimore and thought, I should find out what happened to ML.
They were opened, but the two that were there are gone! WTF, my fav Angel is gone!
The mamason, sent in a new provider. She looked to be in her late 20's or early 30's, average bod, average face but not my cup of tea. I asked her if there was anyone else, she said she was busy.
Shit, didn't know what to do. It was quite ackward. I should have left at that point, cause I just knew, it was not going to be a good session.
Anyway, standard TS, decent massage and below average sex. Ran to the finish line as quickly as possible. She was trying to be friendly, but you can obviously tell, that she did not enjoy her work. Even though she tried to make the session seem unrushed. It felt like, she just wanted to get me hell out as quickly as possible.
Dropped the standard donation. I usually leave couple of extra jacksons for good service. But, I didn't even think it was even worth the standard fare!
To my surprise, she picked up the donation and looked at me like, is that it?
WTF, I had a feeling that she was going to try to milk me for couple of more jacksons! I was pretty pissed at that point. I just got dressed and didn't even look at her. I didn't want to give her the chance, to milk me for more money.
I asked the mama about angel, on my way out. She said Angel went on vacation, didn't know when she would return.
Oh well, it seems this will be my last visit to ML, till my fav comes back.
I rarely post anything negative about a provider. She did give good massage.
Well, I just gonna have to stick to the DC amps...
Peace out.
H4L
She said Angel went on vacation, didn't know when she would return.
Oh well, it seems this will be my last visit to ML, till my fav comes back.
I rarely post anything negative about a provider. She did give good massage.
Well, I just gonna have to stick to the DC amps...
Peace out.
H4L
'Vacation' usually means that she has been 'rotated' to another AMP. Sorry to hear about that.
Larry!
Hobbyist4Life
05-16-07, 15:21
'Vacation' usually means that she has been 'rotated' to another AMP. Sorry to hear about that.
Larry!
Hey Larry,
I figured that's what she meant too. Angel was the hottest thing that I have seen, in any Amp's.
Compared to Angel, the new provider at ML now is night and day!
I knew she was too good to be true. She was way to high-end for ML, IMHO.
Also, the other provider that was working with Angle was hot as well.
I noticed that she was gone too. I guess they rotate both at the same time?
I was hoping at least, the other provider was there, if Angel was not.
Yea, the two new ones don't even come close.
Peace out.
H4L
Sandman2204
05-16-07, 16:38
I had a great visit to ML last Thursday. Sorry for being a few days late.
I called ahead to try and get Angle, but she was busy. I took my chances on a new girl, EVE. Eve was great. She is very pretty and young, about 22 - 25.
A table shower first and then a quick massage. The massage wasn't anything to write home about, but, I wasn't there for the massage. On the flip she excused herself and left. She returned with a condum.
A very good CBJ and CG later I was spent. I'm sure she would take direction well, but I was in a bit of a hurry and just let her lead. All and all about a 7.5 out of 10.
Sandman
Shawn Brodie
05-16-07, 18:15
If you are looking for amps in the B'more area, there is an excellent range of amps at Radio Shack. You can also check with Circuit City or Best Buy.
By the way, I don't think there are any peeps here, but I believe there may be quite a few chocolate bunnies.
Good luck!
StimpyI guess you thought that was funny huh. Maybe you can give me a discount then Stockboy
Hobbyist4Life
05-17-07, 00:01
I had a great visit to ML last Thursday. Sorry for being a few days late.
I called ahead to try and get Angle, but she was busy. I took my chances on a new girl, EVE. Eve was great. She is very pretty and young, about 22 - 25.
A table shower first and then a quick massage. The massage wasn't anything to write home about, but, I wasn't there for the massage. On the flip she excused herself and left. She returned with a condum.
A very good CBJ and CG later I was spent. I'm sure she would take direction well, but I was in a bit of a hurry and just let her lead. All and all about a 7.5 out of 10.
Sandman
Hey Sandman...
Eve was pretty, but Angel is really the one I going to miss the most. Unfortunetely, they are both gone!
As I have reported earlier, they were gone and two other proivders were there.
I am still upset, that they are both gone.
Angel and Eve puts the two new providers to "SHAME"
Until they can bring some real lookers, I'm done with ML for now...
Don't you wish, you had been to ML again to see either one of them
before they left? LOL...
Well, you guys won't have to see my posts in Baltimore section anymore.
Since, I will not be visiting anyplace in Baltimore anytime soon.
Unless, someone can give me some real intel on a great provider?
Peace out.
H4L
Aacountyman
05-17-07, 08:32
I guess you thought that was funny huh. Maybe you can give me a discount then Stockboy
It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.
This report is a couple days late but I figured some news is better than none. I had read that ML was closed but I was in the area and decided to check it out any way. It was open. I went in and was told Angel was gone, so anyway a young lady who said her name was "U" came into the room. She greeted me with a nice smile, hug and small kiss, very friendly. She looked decent,maybe a 6 or 7, nice body, more than a mouth full of twins. Gave her the house fee, did the shower thing, which was okay,not fantastic, like some of the DC gals but, for here it was ok, with a lot of attention paid to the right spots. She even gave a couple of pecks during the shower. Back in the room, decent massage, she even surprised me but placing one of my hands over the cover before she started, which let me know where we were heading. After the rub, she asked if I was going to need what my hand was over, and I said "oh yes". I then received a "Back to Twins" massage, very nice touch, real soft, and on the flip, she let me suck on her nice set of twins for awhile. She has a decent head on her and I noticed a nice seat while she rode for a while. Very nice view in doggie with a nice mish finish. After the cleanup,a nice shoulder and head massage was provided and after I was helped dressed, I left the normal donation on the table. She didn't even touch it but said thanks and to come back soon. I left happy enough. I will return, and glad I went by there.
face - 7
body - 8
massage - 7
service - 8
Shawn Brodie
05-17-07, 21:31
It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.Aaahhh Shiiiiittt!!!!!! I see we have the Sissyboy crew uniting as one. Maybe you two girls need to skip this joint and just hook up with one another. I hear there are alot of nice spots in Dupont Circle that you ladies might like. Anyway I'm hear just looking for a little Asian/Korean action. I do know of a few Latina spots. One in DC and the other in Langley Park that is still operational . Now if you ladies know how to behave and cooperate like the nice little girls then we can exchange info and all can be happy. Otherwise I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.
It was funny. He was just trying to point out the fact that you are a lazy ass. RTFF.What is that smell? Burning Napalm perhaps!
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Big Red
Hello all, long time in the hobby. First time posting. Just recently learned of this site.
I should have read the forum the day, before I ventured out to ML.
I decided to visit ML again, for the first time since last August.
I have stayed away from MP's, since all the shit hit the fan last year.
Decided to hit up ML, since it had some good reviews from few members recently.
Went in, the manager asked the standard questions. The place was empty and she escorts me into one of the rooms. Paid the $ for 45 minutes.
I asked for Angel, since she was the one getting some good reviews. Its hard finding a real pretty girl in the AMP's, but that is what I wanted.
Damn, I was told by the manager that she is no longer here. I'm already in, paid the house fee, didn't have the nerve to leave.
She tells me that she has couple of new pretty girls and leaves the room.
In walks a girl in less then two minutes with a nice smile. She seems about 25, maybe 5'3", decent face, decent body(slim) with about a Bcup. Your tipical K-girl, she says "hi, you been here before"? She had a really scratchy voice, not husky or anything like that but, sounded like someone who smokes too much. Anyway, she asked me to undress and gives me a towel.
Off we go to TS, standard but palyful TS, very limited English.
She tells me to lay down and she proceeds to give me a massage. It was pretty hard, was surprised how this little girl can give such a hard massage.
I had to ask her to give me a softer massage. Comes the flip, she asked me what I wanted. I replied that I wanted full service, she smiled and said "ok".
She puts out her hand, so I had to get up and grab my wallet. I put the fee down on the little table, she smiles and leaves the room to get her supplies.
Back with a small towel. She finally starts the session.
She starts with soft rubbing and starts CBJ for few minutes and trys to CG. I asked her to switch places. I sucked on her titties for a bit, she stops me when I tried to DATY. She says that she is too sensitive. I try mish, and went to walk the dog! Not bad, until she starts pulling away, every time I try to go deep. It took me a little bit longer to pop, because of that.
We both realaxed for a minutes, exchanged a few words. She didn't understand me too well.
She leaves the room and comes back with another hot towel and cleans me off. She helped me get dressed and tell me to come back again.
face 7
body 7
massage 5 (too hard for me)
sexo 7
It was standard experience, probably try another girl next time.
Roamin Roman
05-18-07, 20:13
....Otherwise I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.
Yeah, but why would you want to have a dust-up with folks here? True, this is a forum for exchanging info about the hobby. But, when you have only four reports (or posts, perhaps) to your credit, and come out like a typical newbie asking for immediate intel on AMPs in the area --- which makes it look like you didn't RTFF --- you got the appropriate replies. An offer to trade intel, instead of being a lazyass, might have gotten better responses.
Now, if you wanna "roll with the punches and deliver them" instead of earning your stripes and paying your dues (to the satisfaction of folks on this forum), then have at it. The folks here have gotten along just fine, thank you, before you came along. You *may* have a couple Latina joints in your little black book, but I'm guessing that others here know about those places, as well. So, who's got more to gain and who's got more to lose by being a cocky, smartass newbie?
Just a friendly bit of advise, for whatever it's worth to you: Can the 'tude and behave. Otherwise, you'll find that folks will put you on their Ignore List, and any others will just ignore you anyway.
Have fun at the Forum
R::R
Aaahhh Shiiiiittt!!!!!! I see we have the Sissyboy crew uniting as one. ...I can roll with the punches and deliver them as well. You make the call.
That's it, keep dancing in the mine field...
If the juvenile name calling thing doesn't work, you can always resort to kicking, screaming and holding your breath until you pass out.
What a piece of work
Guest123
Randy Farang
05-18-07, 21:36
One of the reasons newbies rouse suspicion amongst those of us who have been here for a day or two is that you are asking for information that most of us have gathered by the expenditure of great amounts of both money and time. Knowledge is our currency here. We trade with those who have earned our trust. And as newbies, you are NOT yet trusted members of the board.
If you are not lazy, you will find all sorts of valuable information here. All you have to do is RTFF. It has been our experience that those who start demanding specifics when they have NO real posting history are either truly lazy, or they are our friends from LEO. In either case, they don't merit much help from us.
If you want to be welcomed and to have us freely share our information with you the best way is to prove yourself by creating a posting history. Believe me, no matter what you post, somebody out here has already been there, done that. If your posts are phony, or meritless, we'll know. On the other hand, if your posts are accurate, and if they provide worthwhile information, in no time at all you will be fully welcomed and you'll find that most of us will willingly share data.
And, finally, if you come in here and pound on your chest and call people names, and try to impress us all with what a hard ass you are, you will only be half successful. Once you convince us that you're a total ass why should we have any interest in helping you get laid?
Consider yourselves fortunate that our esteemed Don Trash's flamethrower has been retired. Were it still in action you would now be toast!
Butter Dog
05-20-07, 14:01
I always think that I will give up this hobby one day. But then the yellow fever hits and out I go again.
I was interested in checking out the new (?) place on Belair Road. Not the best part of town, but not bad if you go during daylight. There were two women there, and I couldn't tell if one was the mamasan or they were both providers. Both old, not very attractive and very dressed down.
The one that took me to the room was old and pretty hard in the face, and the 50's overcoat thing she was wearing didn't help matters much (I can't believe that I touched her ass, must have made her day!). But as far as the massage goes, first rate. This place is pretty much like the Harford Road place that I have reported on earlier.
If you're looking for youth, beauty and fluff, this ain't your place. You want an A-1 massagie massagie with a happy ending, you won't be dissapointed.
I'll close with two unrelated thoughts:
One, I think this thread should be renamed "ML Reports". Not much else here. Two, aren't AMP newspaper adds that say "new staff" being a little redundant? Who are then kidding?
Butter Dog
Salsero Loco
05-20-07, 14:26
Visited Rainbow in the Laurel today for the first time in years. Years ago there was girl there named Sue who gave one of the best massages I've ever experienced in addition to being a solid 8.
Times have changed sadly, and my provider was a short, squat and butt ugly Korean woman with a raspy voice. Massage was pretty good but I had to close my eyes and think about someone else when she was doing the HJ.
Price was $50 for 30 minutes, I gave a $60 tip though I probably could have gotten by with less.
Hugh Jardon
05-21-07, 21:35
$60 for a HJ!?!
NFW!!! Don't be a chump!
Crazy Dick
05-22-07, 21:51
The following was posted on the DC AMP board today:
"ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place."
I haven't been to ML in about 2 months. But if this is true I'm sure the news would be all over it. Can anyone verify the above.
Thanks in advance,
Crazy DIck
( once a male ***** - always a male *****)
Visited J.E. and got hooked up with Mary, a common chinese name, who was very attractive. I asked for to get naked and and give bbbj and allow daty. We negotiated to 50 and she delivered. She said next time she wants to fuck at a good price cause I was sexy and made her cum twice.
Fuminmaryland
05-24-07, 06:28
What area is J. East located?
What area is J. East located?
If it were up your ass you'd know it.
Sorry, I just couldn't resist. Do you have any idea what goes on in this forum? Give intel, get intel. Solely ask for it without giving back, you don't get shit.
You've been a member for SIX months and have posted 3 times and NEVER provided anything of note.
Come on in head first and join us by providing intel in lieu of simply requesting it.
Van
PS - I think I woke up on the wrong side of the AMP mattress this morning!
Member #4338
05-25-07, 09:14
Do you have any idea what goes on in this forum? Give intel, get intel. Solely ask for it without giving back, you don't get shit.
Au contraire, asking for intel without giving back does indeed get you something...a ration of shit!!!!
I would like to get some info on where to go in Baltimore. I am tired of going to p.g. / hoco most have over the hill talent at bt, lilly, 21.
Can anyone pm me with suggestions?
CabDriver52
05-25-07, 21:01
I can second Moonlight being busted/closed. I have a buddy who "happened to be in the neighborhood" at the time of the bust and watched some of the festivities go down. Damn shame. Good place.
Cabbie!
The following was posted on the DC AMP board today:
"ML in Maryland was busted last night. It seems like a pretty big bust!
The LE's were joined with INS and possibly, FBI to raid the place.
It seems that the moon has set for good.
Another fellow monger gave me the news. He stated that there were quite a few LE's coming in and out of the place."
I haven't been to ML in about 2 months. But if this is true I'm sure the news would be all over it. Can anyone verify the above.
Thanks in advance,
Crazy DIck
( once a male ***** - always a male *****)
Loaded Male
05-27-07, 10:12
I worry there are many problem providers (and customers) out there. But I pursue anyway. I have enjoyed BT, Lily's, and 21. All three had good and bad "massages". Damn, I continue to go back (why). It's the male part, I'm sure. As for SW's, I'm never out late enough to look for them. I've gone to visit some CL people, but I've never really had comfortable feelings. That's the key I think. "R&R", great hands, etc. As for naming names, I'm not sure that belongs in a public forum. I'll continue to dream. Good Luck to all of you. Keep safe and happy. I try.
I would greatly appreciate any recommendations for a Chinese or Japanese AMP experience. Looking for a change of pace from my usual Korean cuisine.
Thanks for your help.
Sadly the AMPs seem to be more miss than hit at the moment. I cannot recommend one which I don't has ever happened before to me in Baltimore. It's like everything else. It will come back when LE gets back to fighting real crime. The Koreans haven't left town. They are just laying low for the moment.
Mayor Sheeeela will regret her actions VERY SOON, I assure you. One term and out for her.
Larry!
It has been years since I have seen Brittany. I see she still posts weekly in the BCP. Last time I saw here about 3 yrs ago she had put on a bit of weight and had many cats in her place. Always liked her. Any updates with details would be appreciated.
I would greatly appreciate any recommendations for a Chinese or Japanese AMP experience. Looking for a change of pace from my usual Korean cuisine.
Thanks for your help.
Are there Chinese or Japanese joints here? I've never heard of any.
Larry!
Jim N Maryland
06-11-07, 23:17
It has been years since I have seen Brittany. I see she still posts weekly in the BCP. Last time I saw here about 3 yrs ago she had put on a bit of weight and had many cats in her place. Always liked her. Any updates with details would be appreciated.She just got a mention over in the Escort Reviews thread.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=532236&postcount=127
Member #4866
06-12-07, 21:08
Went to LH a month ago had a great experience as usual. There was construction happening on the house behind it and a lot of construction workers were looking over when I went in. I think they knew. Kind of embarressing but I wouln't be surprised if they knew from personal experience. Anyway, went back two weeks ago, construction done but had my first "just ok" experience. Girl was a smoker (hate that), not really into it (hate that worse) and gave a terrible massage (and I really had a back ache that day). All prior visits were incredible-- always leave feeling much better.
Never see the same girl twice there. Guess they rotate pretty often. Hope that one "just ok" experience was a one-time thing. Going back this week, so we'll see.
On the way in Tuesday, I decided to scout out the location of of a nearby MP. I found that the one really close by. During the lunch break I ran out and attempted to get a massage. The mamasan told me to come back in 45 minutes. Unfortunately, I couldn't because I had to be back. I told her that I would return around 5pm. I got out a little early and ran over to the GHI (I think it used to be MHI. Anyway, I went in and was greeted by a different lady, I asked for a massage and she asked if it was OK for her to give it to me. I didn't really care who rubbed me, just needed something, besides this ladu has much larger tits. Neither were much to look at but both there bodies were decent. As I walked back the lady earlier came through and offered to do me. They had me fill out a form. I didn't know what to do. I stood there as she walked back in. She looked at me like I was stupid, pointed at my clothes and motioned for me to drop them. I got the feeling she was eyeing me up. She told me to lay down on my stomach and then proceeded to beat the shit out of me. It felt great, she walked on my back and started some kind of dancing and jumping cracking things I have never crack. Then came the flip. She flipped me over and visited the Howard Johnson. All in All an excellent. She told me that next time we can do the shower! I am going back tomorrow!
If I have overstepped any boundaries of this board, please advise me via PM and I will edit post.
Aka Good Guy
06-24-07, 03:02
I was with shasha at ML about 8 months ago, and I was wondering if anyone had a picture of her. I have moved far away, so theres no way I can see her again with out this. Please and thank you. PM if you can with photo (s). Just so this is a report, I think she did a good job at the time, very senusal from start to finish, and after we were done she asked if I could pick her up and hold her in my arms. I would say GFE, almost with out a doubt.
Infrequent hobbyist here. Went to Reflections recently. They advertise in CP. I had visited them once before when they were located on Rt 40, and had a very good time with Cathy (I think she went by a different name back then). Saw her pic on their website, called, and was told that she was working that day. Decided to go for it, even though I RTFF (by the way, much obliged to all the contributors) and the reviews have been negative (I allowed personal experience to triumph over collective experience...my apologies to the seniors in advance). New location is much improved compared to the old place. But when I walked in, I was told that Cathy had left a little while earlier. The only available person was Maria. Having made the treck over there, I decided to go for it. Maria is African-American, with Puerto-Rican blood (according to her own description). She describes herself as "thick" with 38C (her pic is not on the website). But what she lacks in the looks department, she makes up for it in attitude: she is a very good conversationalist (I didn't go there looking for a conversation, but it was a pleasant surprise). Massage was average, she made sure to ask what and how I wanted it. On the flip, she allowed me to roam freely: very sensitive nipples, shaved below, visible and accessible, but not nude. Started with a HJ, then proceeded with Russian (my request) to completion all over her titties. I was not looking for any extras, although she made it clear that she was not FS, but did speak French on rainy days. I took the half hour session which was 0.7, and donated 0.3 (I hope this is within the acceptable range). I left satisfied, but then again I did not have high expectations.
I was with shasha at ML about 8 months ago, and I was wondering if anyone had a picture of her. I have moved far away, so theres no way I can see her again with out this. Please and thank you. PM if you can with photo (s). Just so this is a report, I think she did a good job at the time, very senusal from start to finish, and after we were done she asked if I could pick her up and hold her in my arms. I would say GFE, almost with out a doubt.This is an unusual post to say the least from a first timer. Myself like many others on this forum are fans of "ShaSha". There is a good chance that "Aka Good Guy" might be a cop or up to no good. So it is probably not a good idea to PM or post any photos of her!
Aka Good Guy
06-24-07, 23:39
This is an unusual post to say the least from a first timer.
Sorry, I should have figured as much.
Ok, here is the skinny, my dad took my there for my 18th Bday. And she was the one that serviced me. And well. Lefts just say I was no longer a virgin when I left. So yea. I would just like a picture of her, if that really is too much to ask for, or unreasonable I totally understand.
I'm sorry for any trouble I may have caused. If this is really that big of a deal, I won't post here anymore. Sorry.
Former board member here, just recently gotten back into the hobby.
AKA creeps me out, not only does he have a) the weirdest rational for wanting to see a photo of a K-girl and be) the lamest story ever, he also claims that his pops took him there for his 18th birthday. Now I've never frequented Balto AMPs before, but where I'm from, it's 21 and over, only.
Now I've never frequented Balto AMPs before, but where I'm from, it's 21 and over, only.
You are suggesting that an AMP follows the law? ;)
I think he COULD have gotten in with dad.
Larry!
Hey, was a frequent visitor at Hanna spa over the last few years and Connie went up missing. Heard she went to open her own spa. Even though she was older she always gave me the most memerable experiences. Does anyone know where her spa is?
Gintonicrocks
06-26-07, 13:55
Was returning from a trip this past Sunday morning around 11:00 AM. As I was about a half an hr. from Towson I called the Chinese place, and asked for an appointment. The voice on the other end of the line said " Sure, come now".
Was met at the door by a cutie, Emily, and paid the house fee that I had put in my shirt pocket ahead of time. She then showed me to the massage room and had me disrobe. When she returned, I was sitting on the edge of the table in my birthday suit and no towel in site. I asked for a shower, because I had been driving for a few hrs., and felt sweaty. She got a towel and we proceeded down to the shower room. She made me feel at home, and even offered her lips up for a quick peck, no toungue. The shower was very good, spending lots of time to clean and rub all the creases. After she was sure I was'nt concealing any contriband up my ass she finishes the shower and helps me off the table. As she dries me off she gives a few more pecks , and licks as she dried my lower half. We were having a good ole time, laughing and teaseing each other, even got a little toungue.
When we got upstairs I put *ben on the end table along with a grape flavored raincoat, and when Emily returned, she finished drying me off and got on her knees for some bbbj, just a appetizer. Massage was very good, medium pressure, and at the flip she left the room returning in about 30 seconds. When she came over to me I told her that 1 of us had too many clothes on, and she gets down to skin. I invited her up on the table to DATY and she eagerly climbs aboard. We got down to some mutual lickin' and sucken' with lots of moaning and groaning, she moaned and groaned too.
After a while she went for the cover and opted for Cow. Like I was going to complain. She managed to keep this old monger up fo a good 5-7 mins. then I finished. Little gin was asleep before the covers came off.
Twenty mins. later I was back home ready for a nap.
Emily's Report card
Face A
Packaging B cup, 8-9 over all
Attitude above & beyond
Skills same
$ vs. Experience More than I expected
Will definitly seek out again
Good Hunting
GinTonic
Hey, was a frequent visitor at Hanna spa over the last few years and Connie went up missing. Heard she went to open her own spa. Even though she was older she always gave me the most memerable experiences. Does anyone know where her spa is?Try Jade in Ellicott City.
Mack
Gintonicrocks
06-27-07, 11:33
I have received a couple of PM's about my latest report. As a long time enthusiast, it has been my policy not to devulge any info to someone I don't know. If you haven't reported, and provided credability, you aren't going to get anything accept a RTFF and "get a CP" reply from me. I have a 25 year investment in what I have come to know. Please start paying your dues, and you will be rewarded with the wisdom of the olders amongst whom you have chosen to travel with.
GinTonicRocks
I have been to my fair share of MP's in quite a few different states. I feel I have generally good know-how when it comes to MPs but today I paid a visit to Jade Shiatsu Spa in Ellicott City. Now I know YMMV but I have never heard of variation to this degree. I read the posting just a couple below and had high hopes but knew YMMV. Met by what seemed to be the mamsan and put in a room and asked for 1 hour. The provider that came afterwards had to be in her 50's though she looked a little younger(blame it on asian genes). Told her I wanted a shower which little did I know was going to be a lonely shower. I have never been to a place where you shower alone. Then back to the room where I received quite a good massage.(Period) That's it...thank you come again have a nice day. I was like, is that all? Yup that was it. I have never left a MP with anything less than HJ so this was a first and I know how to be lightly persuasive and hint in all the right ways as a first timer to a MP. Even said I had been there before long ago and all that...this is not my first time dealing with a MP, I know the rules. But here there was nothing more. So if you have plans for this place know that YMMV really means YMMV.
I have received a couple of PM's about my latest report. As a long time enthusiast, it has been my policy not to devulge any info to someone I don't know. If you haven't reported, and provided credability, you aren't going to get anything accept a RTFF and "get a CP" reply from me. I have a 25 year investment in what I have come to know. Please start paying your dues, and you will be rewarded with the wisdom of the olders amongst whom you have chosen to travel with.
GinTonicRocks
Do you live in Baltimore??? ;)
This S.O.P. for this board. I get PMs like this all of the time. You want my help? Sure. RTFF or pay me. It's your choice. It is good to have choices.
My time is valuable and I already provided loads of helpful advice free of charge on this forum.
But that doesn't stop some mongers asking questions that are easily answered by reading a little bit of this forum. All the intell that is available. Years of experience. FREE!
Oh God! I'm turning into Bench! ;)
Larry!
Hobby Shopper
06-29-07, 15:11
After much browsing but no shopping finally decided I needed some therapy on my shoulder after playing that Wii thing non-stop for the last couple of weeks, at least that's what I told the little guy on the other "good" shoulder.
Not much mention of this place so I hope my initial report will be received well.
After getting buzzed in, mamasan greeted me and was very pleasant and spoke decent English. Paid $.5 for HH therapy. Two therapists were watching some Asian TV on couch and the nicer looking of the two got up to take me back to a very clean and private room. Only complaint, the face pillow could have been more comfortable.
Said her name was Nancy, at least that's what it sounded like, but a past report made mention of a mee she, she could have said nanshee, whatever. She looked about 40, give or take, nice B rack, not too thin, wearing shear dress.
TS was not offered although I did notice thongs under chair. Requested medium massage and if was actually pretty good and relieved that shoulder strain. Walked on back some, then sat on my back and started to rub as she continued massage.
Second half allowed for some roaming and she started to get wet thru her panties while she was paying attention to my lower half. All in all a good first experience. She helped me dress and escorted me out. 2 jack tip was much appreciated.
Looks, 6.5
Massage 7, didn't massage legs would have been higher
Attitude 9, nice sound effects
Return? Yes
Johnny Rebel1
06-29-07, 16:02
I am looking for new place for all my asian fun massages. If anyone send me a place and their address I will check place out and give report back. Not much around since Moonlight. I miss it. I been to all 3 in Elkridge/Jessup area. They suck big time. If you have a place you like me to go to just let me know, and will check out tonight.
Johnny
IAmAlwaysOutwe
06-29-07, 18:39
My spot is back! Went to M.L. last night. New mama-san from Texas. Provider would not give me her name which I thought was strange, oh well.
5' 2" or 3" early 30's nice b+'s with terrific nipples. CBJ followed by mish and then doggie. Nice amount of OHH and AHH. I would repeat.
Took a trip to Chambersburg to see if PA was still all it use to be and it was...Evergreen Spa but it was a pretty far hike.
Johnny Rebel1
06-30-07, 11:14
Will check out ML today and report back for all. Will give full report.
Couple of days back I went to ML with my friend.
They said different amount out side and when we are in the room they asked for $175.
Is it the correct rate?
HL
Couple of days back I went to ML with my friend.
They said different amount out side and when we are in the room they asked for $175.
Is it the correct rate?
HL
$70 in the door. $100 for FS. That's the max!
Larry!
Butter Dog
07-01-07, 10:42
The whole ML story is a lesson on the supply and demand theory. They seem to offer the supply that most mongers want and over and above other AMP's. And they demand the $$$. I walked out mid rubby rubby once because the provider wanted 3 J's for a rub and tug. WTF?
If you pay those prices, you're a fool and you ruin everything for the rest of us. If you don't have a clue, RTFF for pricing guides. Use the extra cash and go to DC or something.
$0.02 BD
Johnny Rebel1
07-01-07, 15:36
I went to ML last night, and all was same as before. I know this house lady so was easy to be frank with her. I seen Min.. at least thats what sounded like, she's 5'4, 34B, 100 lbs (if that), shaven.. mmm good. Rate is same as bofore, 70 to house 100 to girl all included. Don't know what that 175 was all about.
If you all want me to give all details let me know. Don't want to go to far. Been awhile since posted I know.
Johnny
Hey, what happened to the CP ads? No more of the MP ads, the picture types?
What is this world ocming to? :)
Big Dawg1087
07-02-07, 16:15
The whole ML story is a lesson on the supply and demand theory. They seem to offer the supply that most mongers want and over and above other AMP's. And they demand the $$$. I walked out mid rubby rubby once because the provider wanted 3 J's for a rub and tug. WTF?
If you pay those prices, you're a fool and you ruin everything for the rest of us. If you don't have a clue, RTFF for pricing guides. Use the extra cash and go to DC or something.
$0.02 BDFor a AMP, ML isn't a ripoff, I went there recently and paid $70 for the house and gave the girl a $100 tip for FS.
Benchseats Rock
07-03-07, 14:23
For a AMP, ML isn't a ripoff, I went there recently and paid $70 for the house and gave the girl a $100 tip for FS.
If you're going to spend that much money at an AMP, I think you at least owe it to yourself to spend the extra hour on the road and go to DC. At least that way your provider will be no older than 30 and in a class at least an order of magnitude above what is available here in Baltimore.
Benchseats Rock
Smiling Fox
07-03-07, 14:51
Na, Baltimore is a great town for AMP.
The sacred house is always filled with young ladies.
My little japanees place is under 30
The place in pikesville, always has a young lady available,
And there was the place out in owings mills, she was completely avail just had to lay the $ down.
And then there is charles st. A bit more mature ladies, but that is fine experienced stuff.
And they all give exceptional massages.
My problem is what do I do if I just want to lay there and get a massage, and take a nap. Of course, call jill.
No you don't have to go to dc. Bench.
Smiling Fox
Big Dawg1087
07-03-07, 16:31
If you're going to spend that much money at an AMP, I think you at least owe it to yourself to spend the extra hour on the road and go to DC. At least that way your provider will be no older than 30 and in a class at least an order of magnitude above what is available here in Baltimore.
Benchseats RockIsn't it riskier with providers since they can be LE while AMP's are relatively safe as I don't think i've heard of anyone being busted while they were there.
go to DC. At least that way your provider will be no older than 30 and in a class at least an order of magnitude above what is available here in Baltimore.Sorry BR but I don't agree with that anymore, pre-BW (or BT) yes, these days you are more than likely to get a unit well over 30. But, I did get lucky last weekend and find one in her 20's so it's possible.
Just my opinion. Things aren't what they used to be and I cry sometimes thinking about the old CPHC.
Burning Alive
07-03-07, 18:41
I've been working down in Baltimore for a few months now and I found Reflections Spa. Prices are reasonable and the girls are pretty. You can get FS easily, and the location is somewhat secluded and low-key.
www.ms-reflections.net
I found them when they opened, they had advertised on CL, so I got added to their email list, and finally checked them out when the job had me down in Bmore for a while.
Don't have time to post a full review but I can say each time I've been there I've been happy.
Burningalive
Horsetrader
07-03-07, 21:52
Interesting disagreement on this issue. I've done the DC AMP scene more times than I can count and the quality has been up and down (mostly up). From March through May of this year was the best that I have ever experienced, every visit was a near perfect 10. Right now it isn't as good as it was a month ago, but DC will probably improve again.
I need to try the Baltimore AMP scene, I'll just have to figure out where to start.
I've always felt safe at the DC AMPs. Mamasan controls entry with video monitors and heavy locks. She doesn't want any unhappy clients. With the tight Asian culture, I don't think ULE will have any bait in any AMP.
Horsetrader
Na, Baltimore is a great town for AMP.
The sacred house is always filled with young ladies.
My little japanees place is under 30
The place in pikesville, always has a young lady available,
And there was the place out in owings mills, she was completely avail just had to lay the $ down.
And then there is charles st. A bit more mature ladies, but that is fine experienced stuff.
And they all give exceptional massages.
My problem is what do I do if I just want to lay there and get a massage, and take a nap. Of course, call jill.
No you don't have to go to dc. Bench.
Smiling FoxHow to get there in Charles st?
I mean is there any special place to pickup ladies in Charles St?
HL
Stimpson J Cat
07-04-07, 20:18
Visited ML Monday afternoon about 2 pm. All was quiet.
Mamasan, said, "you been here before?" And I knew, from RTFFing, to drop Eve's name. "She no work her now."
Then new girl come out, "Lee-Lee", about 5'2", 110 #, low 30's, nice rack but clearly fake. Pretty hot for her age and station in life.
I had the standard $70 fee out and ready, and her tip was already laid out on my clothes, so she knew I knew what I was doing, and there was never any discussion of money. I think she appreciated ny self-assuredness and confidence, because she was very nice to me from then on.
Table shower was very nice, unrushed, with attention to detail. In a word, comfy.
In the room, I asked for light touch massagee only but I don't think she understood, because I then got a medium strength muscle rub. I didn't feel like complaining, and it was OK.
On the flip, it was pretty much standard fare; I got what I paid for and she did an above average job of plying her sensual wares. Unfortunately, she was not wildly enthusiastic about the whole thing, but I'm an understanding fellow, and she did her best, even if she can't act her way out of a condom wrapper. A fun time was had.
LARS:
Face - 8
Body - 9
Attitude - 7
Service - 8
Yours,
Stimpy
Calico Jack
07-05-07, 18:34
Well, I drove by ML recently and saw the Open sign was back on. Then I saw the post here that they were open agian so I decided "what the hell? " This was my first time in ML as I am getting "miss" a lot more than "hit" lately in HoCo.
The attendant was older but had a slammin' body for an older woman. Very nice and unrushed even if I was out before my hour was up. I probably could have asked for more time but didn't want to push things as I was on a time crunch anyway. For anyone willing to read a couple pages back, standard ML fare for standard ML milage. Will definately repeat.
CJ
Jake Jj 1492
07-06-07, 19:10
This is an unusual post to say the least from a first timer. Myself like many others on this forum are fans of "ShaSha". There is a good chance that "Aka Good Guy" might be a cop or up to no good. So it is probably not a good idea to PM or post any photos of her!
Is this the tiny little spinner Shasha? She was almost PSE with me if that's the case. What an amazing girl!
I saw a post that ML was open and I just had to check it out. Driving to the district takes up time and BT is hit or miss and I haven't seen a fine honey yet.
I was glad I took the drive because like a earlier poster I saw the open sign too. So yes I went in and was met by a may early 30 year old with a smoking body name Lily. I mean a 5'3, 120, 36D-28-36 body that was made for doing the deed. And she was very cool, took her time. She gave me one of the best ts I ever had, attention was attained and all the spots were hit just right way, taking her time. And the massage was real nice, had me in the flag pole position which hardly ever happens. The way she rubbed her beautiful milk bottles on my back and heads, wow. She had me going from the shower to the end, and in doing so I was reminded of a lady in DC from the Sun, named Coco who was a number one type girl. So is this one, treat her nice and so will she be to you. I will be back like real soon. I also liked that I did have to waste a lot of time talking, just relax and enjoy.
F-8
B-10
TS-9
M-9
S-9
Benchseats Rock
07-12-07, 16:59
Is there a list of AMP's somewhere on here?
Can someone tell me where the ML is located?
Thanks in advance
I don't know what impresses me more - the fact that you found the forum at all or that you can remember to breathe without your mother slapping the back of your head and yelling at you every 2 minutes. Given the fact that your mother hasn't popped up recently asking us to play nicely with you, I guess we'll just have to assume that you got here vis-a-vis a 1 in a million google search.
You're going to have to learn to try (just a little bit, but you have to try) to do the smallest amount of research all by your little lonesome. If you found the forum all by yourself, you can find ML. Maybe try to
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
that you've by some snowball's chance in hell stumbled upon - I know it's hard with your mom hitting the back of your head every 2 minutes, but you'll be better off in the long run.
RTFF,
Benchseats Rock
Is there a list of AMP's somewhere on here?
Can someone tell me where the ML is located?
Thanks in advance
I don't know what impresses me more - the fact that you found the forum at all or that you can remember to breathe without your mother slapping the back of your head and yelling at you every 2 minutes. Given the fact that your mother hasn't popped up recently asking us to play nicely with you, I guess we'll just have to assume that you got here vis-a-vis a 1 in a million google search.
You're going to have to learn to try (just a little bit, but you have to try) to do the smallest amount of research all by your little lonesome. If you found the forum all by yourself, you can find ML. Maybe try to
READ THE FUCKING FORUM
that you've by some snowball's chance in hell stumbled upon - I know it's hard with your mom hitting the back of your head every 2 minutes, but you'll be better off in the long run.
RTFF,
Benchseats Rock
Hey Bench
Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.
What is that smell? Napalm perhaps, Ok Dave here it comes, bend over and grab the ankles.
Load
Lock
Fire in the hole
Flame on Bench
Oh Yeah the purpose of the forum my buddy and I are banging Natalie this morning, will report details later.
Big Red
Jadewarrior
07-13-07, 13:04
There are some rude and ignorant people here. Remember kiddies, you only lash out at what you cannot stand within yourself. Enough said.
Roamin Roman
07-13-07, 18:22
Hey Bench
Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.
Big Red
Actually, that would be a disservice to guys like Len Pil (Posts: 8) who give an honest go at finding (and posting) information. No, BRs --- hmmm, a two-fer: Big Red and Benchseats Rocks --- unless there's a "Lazy Detector" or some other predictive method, it looks like you're gonna have to keep flamin' the lazy noobs. It may take a bit more time, but it's good entertainment (for the rest of us, at least). And besides, I suspect you guys enjoy roasting the nuts off of the lazy types. Keep 'em smokin', amigos.
R::R
Hey Bench
Do you think we should start flaming newbies in advance? Could save time.
Big Red
Actually, that would be a disservice to guys like Len Pil (Posts: 8) who give an honest go at finding (and posting) information. No, BRs --- hmmm, a two-fer: Big Red and Benchseats Rocks --- unless there's a "Lazy Detector" or some other predictive method, it looks like you're gonna have to keep flamin' the lazy noobs. It may take a bit more time, but it's good entertainment (for the rest of us, at least). And besides, I suspect you guys enjoy roasting the nuts off of the lazy types. Keep 'em smokin', amigos.
R::R
Hello R::R
I wholeheartedly agree with you, I not only flame lazy newbies but I praise the worthy ones, that show merit and understand what this board is about. As Jackson has so often said ”The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.”, the key word is exchange of information that means intel going both ways. Recently I welcomed and complimented Sirdrdunk, a newbie with 4 posts for contributing and having an incredible understanding of the board and standard tuition.
Ask not what USA Sex Guide can do for you but what you can do for USA Sex Guide and Mongering as the oldest profession. I know, I know which came first the monger or the SW?
Good report, welcome to the board
Hey guys,
I'm a newbie as far as posting but have been doing my thing for years. Just hope to maybe reach the status of some of you legends some day, now to the good stuff. Her name is Strawberry WSW can be found on Washington Blvd and sometimes on Wilkens. About maybe 5-5 160 redhead with freckles, nice rack and ass and yes downtown region is also red. Looks for the standard fee 1 jack for cbj, 2 jacks for full service. Nice personality and oral skills are ok very clean. Nice experience overall.
Good report for a newbie perhaps you could PM Happylife your incredible understanding of standard tuition.
Welcome to the board
Big Red
Just wondering what I can do for USA Sex Guide
Big Red
Booty Pirate
07-13-07, 22:13
For those that have made the trek since the grand re-opening, were there any of the previously reported "white vans" or other observers present?
BP
Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?
Yes, call one-eight-zero-zero-275-4277.
Or, I think Ms. Palfrey is looking for a way to pay her legal bills. Maybe call her.
Van
Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?
LMAO! I love dry wit . . .
Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!
Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH'sLol! Seems somebody's feelings were hurt. For such a finacially secure guy you appear to be incredibly insecure emotionally.
Have fun overpaying at the MP's and on the street. $250 for a BJ from a jockey. BWAHAHA! You seem really smart with your money. Buy high and sell low!
FYI, no one is going follow your lead. One fools indiscretion will not change the market. It will just make you look like a sucker, not only to us, but especially to the girls. I guess you don't know much about korean culture and their opinions of people on the losing end of financial negotiations.
I look forward to more reports from you!
I know the old timers are giving all the newbies a hard time for their questions. Here is a good number that I guarntee will get you some sex for the evening if you ask for Gwen and tell her what you want to do to her. (410) 545-8102. (The old timers should already know this number, just for those newbies.)
To all the old timers thanks for the useful info you do provide when one does rtff. It is greatly appreciated by the many who know better than to bother you. The little lady is going on vacation shortly and I will get you some intel. It has been awhile since I have gotten out.
Booty Pirate
07-14-07, 13:18
Dropped by our fav AMP. Details to trusted seniors via PM.
BP
Roamin Roman
07-14-07, 14:24
Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?
Actually, you'll find those with phone numbers to be on the expensive side of the price scale. However, if you're willing to make a short drive to DC, and if you cruise the area of K & L Streets near the bus station, you'll find many a willing partner for a whole lot less, Jrj2123. Those in the know don't refer to this area as the bus station, though. We refer to it as the TRANSfer Depot.
B::B
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Went to Kyoto in EC area last night. Been years since I have been and had a nice session with CoCo who I believe has not been there very long. She was 30ish Asian, pretty with nicely enhanced top. Nice light massage with a slight tantric appoach and ending was better than usual. Nice to be back in the hobby after a long layoff. Also, for you oldtimers. Sunny still works at this place.
Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!
Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH's
You prove the point. A fool and his money are soon parted and the SWs will help you do that and laugh behind your back.
Larry!
Can anyone give me some phone numbers of women that want to have sex?Dude,
I haven't even been on board too long.
What kinda fuckn question is that for it to be your first post?
Bt THE WAY. I happen to be a firly wealthy NEWBIE who likes the seedier parts of life. I am going to go to all of these places and start a new pricing structure for all you friendly guys. $70 will go to $100. And the tipwill go WAY up!
Have fun getting those HJ's for $30. FAYMFAH's
Go out with your Porsche.....LE will have your ass quick as sh*t since fancy cars on the loop are like waving a gun in a bank. Your money will be spent trying to get your car back and to your lawyer.
Be smart, buy a beater with AC that works and troll with it. Spend money on the girls and pay what is appropriate for the services rendered. Some girls are worth a penny some are worth a hundred, but the majority are worth something between one and two Jacksons (that includes tip). be smart a businessman and negotiate a win win situation. Girls are usually disappointed with one Jackson. However promise of a good tip if the service is good, and service is rendered properly, anothet Ham or Jack will make thier day......You happy, she happy.
Dont be a dick and you wont be recieved as a dick on this board. If you overpay, as others have said, you will have a big sign on your head as far as the girls are concerned and that is SUCKER and they will drain you.
If you are so rich and love the seedy part of life, perhaps you should follow Sir Winston, an old board poster. He used to run ads in the CP for models for porn modeling (not illegal) After they passed thier tests, if they could, he would f(*k the sh*t out of them, abuse them, handcuffs, wax treatement etc. while shoot stills and on film and sometimes share with others. The total cost for the day of photo shoots for one or more girls was generally the cost of an high end AMP visit with tip plus disease testing per girl. Smart man with money who spent wisely and got seedy girls to work with him and not illegal to boot.
Be smart with the girls and us on this board and we can help you.
If your intent is simply to stir sh*t, you will be banned cause the moderator will not tolerate those who dont play nice.
Monger on
Clix
Hey Big Dickhead, I mean Red. Your posts are more amusing than the smile of the ****** faces when I handed her the $250. I will be out and about today. Spreading the wealth among those wondeful "ladies" you so regularly fuck.
Good for you!! Have fun with that, Dave, spend $250 on a bj in your car from a scabby, disease ridden, long-in-the-tooth, heroin junky from Curtis Bay. With the same budget, BR50 will do what he does, which his MO appears to be fucking clean, healthy, college cuties in need of some spending money, in their apartment in Towson. With the $50 left over, I suggest he head to Shula's for a NY Strip, a small house salad, and any Napa cabernet by the glass.
Guys, btw, I settled on a new condo in DC on Friday. Brand new place,, PN Hoffman was the builder. Really hip little flat, I couldnt be happier. Yeah they listed it at $649,900 but I said, "screw that!", and offered $750,000. They took it. You're goddamn right they did!! Who's impressed?
This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.
Dont let the high post count fool you. Not even a full year on his membership yet. lol
Butter Dog
07-16-07, 20:29
Holy Guacamole, I’m outta town at the beach for one week with the SO and all hell breaks loose. Just my $0.02, but people like Dave3335 and Im7875 are just out there getting hard-on’s by jerking your chain and pissing you off. I don’t care how much $$$ they have, these two assholes can’t change the system. They probably left more stains on their computer screens than on any of those 2x4 and plywood AMP tables. Just ignore them and let Jackson take care of it.
Anyways, had to stop by the Parkville Pleasure House for a little post-beach relaxation. I think that extras are still off the menu (but not sure after some curious comments from said provider), but IMHO, the preliminary rubby-rubby is still consistently the best that I have ever had in the Balto. Area. Nice provider, mid 30’s. Very bubbly, but slightly less than proficient on the language skills. Goes by the name Amy, and I got the second tossed salad treatment in my AMP career (or at least something that felt dam near same). Happy ending was a dry tug, but she has a nice touch, and finished nicely. Finished off with a lot of compliments on the little Dog, but easily get the feeling that its all part of the script.
LARS™ Rating:
Face 9
Body 8 (but hard to really tell, since they dress conservatively)
Attitude 9
Service 9
Butter Dog
This guy Big Red is really a dick. I don't care how long you have been a member of this board, none of you are any better than anyone.I'll agree that no one is better than anyone else, but it's called RESPECT. The fact of the matter is that Big Red and others here are knowledgeable, and if you sit at the table long enough, you're bound to learn something of value.
I've had one report and had some positive feedback from SR Members and I haven't really said anything else, but I'm still learning and reading, and I would suggest that any other newbies out there do the same.
Sorry to go off, but I'm seeing way too much of this crap on here lately - I'm going to crawl back into my monger-hole again and keep RTFF.
-EC
Dave I'm with you these guys are butt heads. I posted a while back and BSR was obsessed with writing about me. I figured I won the battle because he couldn't post for a while without saying something about me. It was a lot of fun. I too am on the wealthier side and am going to support you rate hike just to mess with these guys. Lets stick together on this and see how these guys start to complain. I'm going to ML tomorrow and I'm going to make some ladies very happy.
You have a good time, Officer.
Larry!
Gentleman (and I use this term loosely),
While I may have not been in the hobby very long 8 years or so, I ahve found this forum to be very useful over the last month or two I have been a participant. I was lucky just aftter I joined I saw a few people get flamed and so I knew the deal and I RTFF (Read The F------ Forum) and I compiled a "Mongering for Dummies" guide for myself. I have found that since I have I have had greater success and beter looking providers.
Look this forum IMHO is not about flaming new-bs but rather an open exchange of info. All of the info that you are looking for is either here in this forum, another forum on this site, or in the Yellow Pages. Trust me new-bs when you post some vital information and it serves the Sr. Members well you get a little more respect and trust. This info while in public view must be coded if we all want to continue with our hobby at a affordable rate.
Not a Sermon Just a Thought.
DJ
Butter Dog
07-18-07, 19:15
Have fun with the new rates guys.
Yaaaaaaaaaawnn....
Look this forum IMHO is not about flaming new-bs but rather an open exchange of info. All of the info that you are looking for is either here in this forum, another forum on this site, or in the Yellow Pages. Trust me new-bs when you post some vital information and it serves the Sr. Members well you get a little more respect and trust. This info while in public view must be coded if we all want to continue with our hobby at a affordable rate.
Not a Sermon Just a Thought.
DJYou go to the head of the class. Now why can't the rest of the newbies figure it out?
Larry!
I'll agree that no one is better than anyone else, but it's called RESPECT. The fact of the matter is that Big Red and others here are knowledgeable, and if you sit at the table long enough, you're bound to learn something of value.
I've had one report and had some positive feedback from SR Members and I haven't really said anything else, but I'm still learning and reading, and I would suggest that any other newbies out there do the same.
Sorry to go off, but I'm seeing way too much of this crap on here lately - I'm going to crawl back into my monger-hole again and keep RTFF.
-ECAnother newbie who gets it. Exactly!
Larry!
Have fun with the new rates guys. I told them that they are charging more in DC and Philly and that they should start to charge more as well. I think mammasan agreed.
I really don't have any idea what would motivate you to stir up such B.S. Either you have too much time on your hands or you're just a dick...
I hope for the time choice and, if it is so, spend it banging women at fair prices rather than ranting and stirring up the BS you have here.
Then, be a good boy and post your exploits.
As for "informing" mamasan about DC rates, don't you think these ladies speak? They share women, intel, etc. They already know what the surrounding areas charge and will charge what their areas will support.
So, your plan to raise the rates in certain vicinities may fall on deaf ears if the clientèle won't pay the rates. Simple economics.
In fact, there was a very long USASG monger boycott of a DC amp due to its 40 minute hours that, from what I heard, had a big impact on their "sales".
Don't underestimate the power of a monger's dollar.
Van
How does one test girls as in Clixx post?
"visit with tip plus disease testing per girl." I didnt relize you can have a quick test with results on the spot.
Benchseats Rock
07-19-07, 15:42
How does one test girls as in Clixx post?
"visit with tip plus disease testing per girl." I didnt relize you can have a quick test with results on the spot.
You're not reading Clixxx's report carefully enough.
Big Dawg1087
07-20-07, 19:28
I went to Moonlight yesterday. Paid the door fee and dropped $150 for FS.
Have fun out there guys.Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.
Benchseats Rock
07-20-07, 22:20
Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
Oh? Which one???? :D :D
Larry!
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!I don't think he's feeding the trolls. I think he would like to know more about ML, as would I.
Smiling Fox
07-21-07, 14:28
Well, took a ride out to an old fav.
The place, in Owings Mills, to visit with Lisa, some of the nicest nips.
Wow.
Any way, go in, 70 for the boss, and put $ on the table, no discussion.
The menu is all yours. Lisa is ok with this.
Also Lisa gives a very nice lite massage, too.
Have fun,
Smiling Fox ;)
Umm., can you give a description or any details about the girl/s there or anything!
What you wrote wasn't all that useful for us here.
He never does.
Van
Benchseats Rock
07-21-07, 20:33
Come on BSR you can do better than that. I think I will go for some street action over the next couple of days. The rate is $60 for a CBJ right?
Officer,
I've got nothing to prove to the likes of you and your ilk.
You're not welcome here.
That is all.
Come on BSR you can do better than that. I think I will go for some street action over the next couple of days. The rate is $60 for a CBJ right?For you, it's $160, Officer.
Larry!
He never does.
VanYeah. I wonder why that happens!
Larry!
Member #4105
07-22-07, 09:21
Ok now I'm a cop because you don't like me.
You guys are too funny.
How many times do we have to flush before you go away?
Went to see her in the Cockeysville area, have seen her a number of times. What else can be said: Great attitude, massage, great tits with awesome nips, nice athletic hard body and very liberal offerings w/out FS on the menu for a very reasonable rate!
Ok now I'm a cop because you don't like me.
You guys are too funny.
No, that's not it. It's your 'nazi youth' haircut that gives you away.
Now go home and resume beating your wife.
Larry!
Went to see her in the Cockeysville area, have seen her a number of times. What else can be said: Great attitude, massage, great tits with awesome nips, nice athletic hard body and very liberal offerings w/out FS on the menu for a very reasonable rate!Where you have sean in Cockeysville area? Can you give me some more info about her.
I second the recommendation.
If you want to see the magnificent breast development for yourself, go to massagesbyme.massage4body.com.
Rapid
Gintonicrocks
07-24-07, 14:43
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm getting SKY FEVER reading all of this Bu**sh*t. One of these A**holes now has a 18 count on reports, and hasn't contributed a damn thing. The same can be said for his couple of buddies.(it's probably the same person). I suggest we just ignore them.
Gintonicrocks
07-24-07, 15:48
Went to my favorite Chinese Place again Saturday around 4:30, called and was told to come by in about 15 mins. Paying the house fee when I got there I was handed off to my little spinner. Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks. I have been going here off and on for 3 or so years, and they know me well. It pays off to be nice, happy, and generous. $ on the table everytime will open the gate. Be safe and have fun. Newbe's... rtff and you too, will learn the secrets of the orient.
GTR
Long time listener first time caller. I have a question or two about a new cp ad I'm thinking of following up on but don't wanted flamed so I'll do a little reporting first.
A recent trip to towson for a meeting with judy. Really dig the body art. Had been working and asked for a shower. I have been here several times in the past 2 years but this was the first time I got a bath here. You guys aint kidding the mold grows from floor to ceiling. Anyway contrary to past reporting the menu has always been the same no matter if you ask for soft medium or hard. Soso massage. Usual questions on the flip BBBJ ccg cmish finish with dg.
Overal
Massage 6
Attitude 8
face 6.75
Body 8.3
Service 8.5
Hope this works as a first post
This joint was closed when I went there today. I drove past it at night and it seemed very dark. Any details?
Long time listener first time caller. I have a question or two about a new cp ad I'm thinking of following up on but don't wanted flamed so I'll do a little reporting first.
A recent trip to towson for a meeting with judy. Really dig the body art. Had been working and asked for a shower. I have been here several times in the past 2 years but this was the first time I got a bath here. You guys aint kidding the mold grows from floor to ceiling. Anyway contrary to past reporting the menu has always been the same no matter if you ask for soft medium or hard. Soso massage. Usual questions on the flip BBBJ ccg cmish finish with dg.
Overal
Massage 6
Attitude 8
face 6.75
Body 8.3
Service 8.5
Hope this works as a first post
Hello Globe King
Good first post, welcome to the board. It is refreshing to see a first poster providing decent intel and not asking for information, you will go far.
Enjoy all of the pussy you can eat.
Big Red
Martin Dobro
07-28-07, 13:08
Had a funny experience on Wed at "Oriental Spa" on Rt. 1 just south of 195.
I've been there more than a couple of times, and they recognize me at this point. The self-shower is a little odd, but I've gotten used to it for the consistency of the service.
Anyway, just as I was pulling up at about 9pm on Wed, the lights all up and down the street went dark. My guess is that the construction crew on the road had cut a power line. Not to be deterred, I rang the bell, and the older lady came out to look up and down the street with me. "Everybody else out too? " "Yup" "Still okay, come in." The whole rest of this story was conducted by candle-light.
The last few times I've been there, I've had to act surprised to get the. 6 door fee. She went for. 8 this time. Keep pushing back on those prices, guys. I took my shower, and came back to find that they had put a couple of candles in the room. Nice touch.
Anyway, without the power, the usual music and fan noises were gone. And everybody was giggling and poking heads into each other's rooms. My girl "Sissy" kept yelling over the wall to the other girls that they should come in and fan us, because it was rapidly getting hot in the room. They actually did, a couple of times. Which was both odd and cool. As soon as she started the massage, Sissy went ahead and stripped out of her top, saying "too hot. "
Standard service, though Sissy is a big, strong girl and I was a little worried she might tear me limb from limb on the more vigorous parts of the massage. Tipped her. 6 for HR, and she seemed quite happy with it.
Booty Pirate
07-28-07, 15:47
I'm trying to calm myself down here, but I drove to the favorite place off Security and Woodlawn and the sign was not illuminated. I stayed in the car as I watched a fellow trying to yank the door off the hinges - apparently he really needed some "stress relief..."
Anyone have the details? Don't tell me the National Guard closed it down this time...
BP
A body-to-body TS? I've heard that is totally awesome. Been trying to get one for a while (though never went there). You da man.
Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks.GTR
Benchseats Rock
07-29-07, 16:23
Went to my favorite Chinese Place again Saturday around 4:30, called and was told to come by in about 15 mins. Paying the house fee when I got there I was handed off to my little spinner. Went to shower room, and mentioned to my new friend that she would get her party dress wet if she left it on. Poof...it was gone along with her bikini's. She lathered me up and then, I got turned into a slip and slide. Front and back. This went on for about 10 mins. and then to the massage room. bbbj, tossed sal. much more. Kisses and licks. I have been going here off and on for 3 or so years, and they know me well. It pays off to be nice, happy, and generous. $ on the table everytime will open the gate.
The first time I read this report, I thought I understood what you were saying.
Then I downloaded a video of some lucky bastard being turned into a slip and slide... and all I can say is nice going man - very nicely done. I am so fucking jealous right now it's not even funny.
Bench
The first time I read this report, I thought I understood what you were saying.
Then I downloaded a video of some lucky bastard being turned into a slip and slide... and all I can say is nice going man - very nicely done. I am so fucking jealous right now it's not even funny.
Bench
Slip and Slide was SOP at Arikato if they new you.
I had SUnny and Penny both in the shower with me one time.
Sunny was slip sliding and Penny encouraging digital penetration and oral fun on her. Busting nut on the shower table, dry off and relax on the bed, get a great massage with all the salad tossing/asian rimming, sensous touching followed by another excellent FS or BJ (uncovered mind you, they trusted me not to bust in mouth) sometime with one or more girls.....FUCKING A.....
I wish I could express how much I miss that Waldorf Spa.
OK, now the question is where is this Chinese Spa Gintonicrocks?
I am in freaking Boston right now and will head straight there when I get back if only to set the stage to have fun shower tables again.
If you could PM me with that information I would apprciate it or post, whichever you are comfrotable with, if at all. I WILL OWE YOU ONE!
monger on
clix
Horsetrader
07-29-07, 19:38
Slip and Slide was SOP at Arikato if they new you.
...
clixSlip and Slide had been available with a variety of providers on the DC AMP scene, but only after they knew you. My first experience felt so good that I thought I had entered the promised land without a hat. It scared the crap out of me until I realized that a wet, soapy, 100 pound K-girl could feel really good on the outside. Those places are closed now.
Horsetrader
DrummerBoy
07-29-07, 23:47
I actually got one from the famous CoCo at SUN when it was her standard fare. Awesome is the word, very hard not to bust a nut all over her with all that body contact. It was even better than FS as I remember. Alas, she is gone and SUN banned it. Now all is a memory! If there is a provider and place doing this. by all means backchannel me!!
A body-to-body TS? I've heard that is totally awesome. Been trying to get one for a while (though never went there). You da man.
Jake Jj 1492
07-30-07, 09:17
Slip and Slide had been available with a variety of providers on the DC AMP scene, but only after they knew you. My first experience felt so good that I thought I had entered the promised land without a hat. It scared the crap out of me until I realized that a wet, soapy, 100 pound K-girl could feel really good on the outside. Those places are closed now.
Horsetrader
I can think of a few that felt really good on the outside too. There are a few out there who seem to specialize in the slight of "hand" where you actually think you're inside when your not...and half the time, like Drummer Boy says, it's actually better than being inside. These were mostly all after the TS was over though.
The last slip and slide I had was promising to be one for the record books - while mamasan watched - but it was cut short. It was from a wild little spinner from a now defunct spa downtown. She hopped on at first because, as she said "the table was too high...and I'm too short." I thought it would be stopped immediately when mamasan peeked into the shower, but she just stood there watching. But, the jealousy of another girl brought on a case of slipnslidus interuptus. Just when it was getting good too...we had just transitioned from an inverted Russian to a soapy 69...
The ones you might find on the internet use some sort of slippery syrup...which is quite different from the soapy showers. How? Because it's more slippery, they use it everywhere, and, it's edible. Probably gotta go to the land of the rising sun to experience that...
I am curious to try this but a little concerned. Christ the temptation must be there but thank God that most of us have two heads, hopefully working at the same time.
Balt Asp Lover
07-30-07, 16:36
First time poster. I've learned a lot from this board and thought it only far to share some of the experiences.
I'm a long time visitor to 21 (f/k/a Rainbow). I use to see Lucy there for awhile, but then got introduced to Michelle. Lucy was good, but Michelle is a little younger. Michelle is very eager to please and has a fantastic smile. She has this way of being in a mish position and making it fell like you're really in, but of course you're not. Hard to explain, but very nice.
Anyway, I wanted to try a few other places for a change of pace and tried the Oriental Spa. My first experience was with Mickey. This was my first time there, but I tried to act like I had been there before. I didn't get a name of a girl that worked there before (a good tip from the board - but I hadn't read that far), so she only stripped from waste up. Had standard HR and left happy, but still wanted to try someone else.
Next time I called ahead and made up a name of girl. They woman said she no longer worked there (lucky for me) but they had a new "nice" girl named May. I accepted and was not disappointed. May is in early 20's (as far as I can tell). She is somewhat Americanized - meaning, no real broken English. She is model material with B size breast. The massage was really good and she was very interested in pleasing, but she made sure that I knew going in that there was no F/S offered. I would say that she is a close of a GFE I have ever gotten at an AMP. I would rate as follows:
Massage: 8
Attitude: 9.5
Face: 9
Body: 9
Service: 9
Also, just to further share; I've read some other post that said you have to "self shower" at oriental sap. I have been there 4 times and have never showered alone or had to wash myself anywhere.
Ok I must be a bad searcher. But can someone post a link for what a slip and slide is like.
Thanks
Jake Jj 1492
07-31-07, 20:00
Ok I must be a bad searcher. But can someone post a link for what a slip and slide is like.
Thanks
The Thai/Japanese style slip and slide:
NOT THIS: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9136637153874001148
BUT THIS: http://www.str8up.com/watch.php?v=330
AND THIS: http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Thai-Body-Massage.html
MORE INFO: http://www.geocities.com/colonze2/Nuru.html
Aacountyman
07-31-07, 20:35
The Thai/Japanese style slip and slide:
NOT THIS: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9136637153874001148
BUT THIS: http://www.str8up.com/watch.php?v=330
AND THIS: http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/Thai-Body-Massage.html
MORE INFO: http://www.geocities.com/colonze2/Nuru.html
The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....
Aacountyman
07-31-07, 20:36
I drove by there this afternoon. The lights were out. A monger in a SUV was in front of me and he drove slowly by, surely crying as I was.
Slip, sliding away. That is pretty hot.
There used to be an AMP over in Ellicott City Rt, 40 upstairs from a regular MP. The regular MP was just manual release and a rip-off. The AMP, on the hand, was amazing. They always had hot, young providers.
There was one that I had to do twice in a row. That's pretty hard for an old man like me but she was shy but once I got her warmed up....WOW! THe women in #3 looked just like her w/o the glasses.
Larry!
Horsetrader
07-31-07, 20:59
Slip, sliding away. That is pretty hot.
...
Larry!It feels better than it looks, especially on your back with lots of soap. It's been a while since that treatment has been available.
Horsetrader
The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....
YOU GOT IT AAMAN....
I drove by there this afternoon. The lights were out. A monger in a SUV was in front of me and he drove slowly by, surely crying as I was.This is the second time recently that I have read about lights being out at ML. I drove by on Monday the 30th around 7P and the neon open sign was lit. Unfortunately, didn't have the proper amount of time to devote to further research.
Hopefully, they are just forgetting to turn on the light or perhaps are taking energy conservation to heart!
I actually got one from the famous CoCo at SUN when it was her standard fare. Awesome is the word, very hard not to bust a nut all over her with all that body contact. It was even better than FS as I remember. Alas, she is gone and SUN banned it. Now all is a memory! If there is a provider and place doing this. by all means backchannel me!!For those that recall CoCo from ML in 2004 or late 2005, she worked at Royal Spa in DC during early 2005 and went by the name of Sue. During one visit at Royal, I was lucky enough to recieve the shower treatment and it was totally awesome.
Considering how these girls move around and change names, don't know if this is the same CoCo that was at Sun.
Booty Pirate
08-01-07, 18:38
This is the second time recently that I have read about lights being out at ML. I drove by on Monday the 30th around 7P and the neon open sign was lit. Unfortunately, didn't have the proper amount of time to devote to further research.
Hopefully, they are just forgetting to turn on the light or perhaps are taking energy conservation to heart!
This is the first time that I've heard about the "OPEN" sign being on. Don't think it's an energy conservation thing...! It's been a few days since I cruised by there and the sign has been off and the (apparently) handwritten note was still on the door. I saw a monger yanking on the door, so it was obviously locked. Previous to this, "a friend told me" that there were only two girls working there, Angie and ehhh, forgot. Maybe they lock the door and turn off the lights when both girls are occupied. Who knows. Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!
Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.
BP
Horsetrader
08-02-07, 09:19
... they only have one therapist. By the time I got there I think I was client #87 for the day and services were very mechanical. Everything was on the menu but none of it was very good. Mamasan said they have a new therapist coming on Friday. I won't be back until at least Friday.
Horsetrader
Masterrick
08-02-07, 10:16
The third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....the third one.....I have to find a slip sliding joint now, that looks awesome. Thanks for the link and education.
... they only have one therapist. By the time I got there I think I was client #87 for the day and services were very mechanical. Everything was on the menu but none of it was very good. Mamasan said they have a new therapist coming on Friday. I won't be back until at least Friday.
HorsetraderDid you get a TS? That's what's killing the place for me.
Again I am new but I do read. I have seen others in the past post about the sacred house of bliss. Is this the same as lhc. If it is I've already done it. If its different, give me a clue where. Doest need to be specific. Hope to have a report on escape later. Pm me if ya want
Cheers
Booty Pirate
08-02-07, 19:04
Horsetrader,
Thanks for takin' one for the team and reporting back!
BP
Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!
Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.
BP
I once offered to do mamasan @ Lily's but she turned Little Larry! down and we were both upset about that. Asian women don't seem to age well IMHO and the ones that do, look great.
Larry!
After my first experience which I reported earlier, I had to return to the scene of the massage. The first time was with Anna at GHI, the second visit was with the older lady with the very large upper body. She greeted me at the door and was very kind and seemed genuinely happy to see me. She could only do the half hour massage which suited me fine cause I only had and hour and a half lunch. The massage was much softer than Annas but very arousing. I used some of the techniques I learned here on the board to let her know what I was in search of. An boy did I find it!
So, I thought to myself well hell lets try some other places. Went down the road a bit and visited another spot, where I met with Honey. She was a beautiful woman with a helluva body unfortunately it was covered with long white pants and a long somewhat tight fitting shirt. I asked for a half hour and was outta there in twelve minutes. A wham bam thank you mam type of visit. Really not wanting to go back.
Returned to GHI for the next visit and Anna was there I got a great table shower and she thoroughly cleaned everything. We went back for the massage and she started to beat the crap out of me. Man I have learned to love it. The flip was much more involved than the half hour. She gave a BBBJ and lots of kissing. After sliding all over she relieved all tension and away I went. I think I was there for an hour and fifteen and felt great. So I took a bit of a hiatus.
I recently had an opportunity to visit the evergreen in baltimore and was greeted by the mamasan who was very business like. She ushered me into a room 1. I asked for a shower. After undressing I was moved to the shower, during the moved there were numerous customers walking through the hall which was very uncomfortable. The shower was self iniated and people were constantly walking by the curtain. It was partially open and I saw a goddess walk by. Thought it would be rude to ask Summer, my girl, what the other lady's name was. The other lady was around 5'10" tall and very stacked. She had a gorgeous smile and was wearing a short one piece dress that was so tight one could see all the curves. I was hoping the girl was going to switch after seeing me but alas it did not happen. Meanwhile summer was a nice woman and gave a so-so massage. The flip was nice and she did relieve my tension.
Can't wait for my next meeting so I can revisit and hopefully get the taller woman.
Mamasan #1
Overall 8
Attitude 9
Face 5
Body 8 (Nice chest but little rear)
Service 8
Anna
Overall 8
Attitude 8
Big Dawg1087
08-02-07, 22:36
This is the first time that I've heard about the "OPEN" sign being on. Don't think it's an energy conservation thing...! It's been a few days since I cruised by there and the sign has been off and the (apparently) handwritten note was still on the door. I saw a monger yanking on the door, so it was obviously locked. Previous to this, "a friend told me" that there were only two girls working there, Angie and ehhh, forgot. Maybe they lock the door and turn off the lights when both girls are occupied. Who knows. Don't think mamasan partakes unless one of you sick monkeys out there are into that! hahahaha!
Hopefully, someone will venture out and report some good news.
BPI went to Happiness on Wednesday and saw Angie there. Don't know if this signifies anything but I thought it might help us figure out what's happening there.
This joint was closed when I went there today. I drove past it at night and it seemed very dark. Any details?It's been closed for at least two weeks. I guess it was too good (except for that wacky home-made TS) to last.
M
Horsetrader
08-03-07, 09:39
Last weekend I reported that Reflections had posted a sign saying they had moved. I sent an email to the business and got a nice reply that said they were closing permanently due to lazy and dishonest staff. Imagine that.
They were always at the bottom of my list, but it was nice have them available when all else failed.
Horsetrader
Took 1 for the team. Ad in cp.
Call for address walkins welcome.
Pros:
Hot am chicks.
No rush.
Clean.
Pick your gal.
Cons:
$ house hr. 60 no top $ nothing.
Are+t only. No daty no dig no nuthing.
No shower.
Was able to hagle down the $ tip.
For a better experience along the same lineswould recomend a trip to lancaster to whirl. Take about $. 20 with ya.
Booty Pirate
08-03-07, 18:58
I once offered to do mamasan @ Lily's but she turned Little Larry! down and we were both upset about that.
Larry!
I keep reading and re-reading this and it cracks me up everytime! You are classic, Larry!
BP
Welcome to all of the newbies and thanks for all of your reports!
Larry!
MagicalLizzy
08-04-07, 12:56
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This sadly has been closed down. It was the first time I ever became a regular at a AMP. Which I now understand the benefit of doing so. What I find odd is I could not find any article from any paper of this place closing down. Surely if it got busted it would be a headline.
I am now looking for a new AMP to call my own. If anyone has a suggestion to try one please feel free to PM me. I am not interested in moonlight. Its just to popular. Thats why I loved FEHC. It was never really that busy.
Hope to hear from someone soon, and good luck on the board.
These are the spas I have tried and not really liked.
Baco - to old
Lilly's - not enough menu
Spa-21 - to mechanical
Moonlight...just not interedsted in checking it out unless I have to.
The light was on so I went in. I guess I got the new unit that showed up Friday, older than I would've liked, short and very stocky, built like a brick shithouse. But, it turned out to be a great time and I might repeat. Not much else to say.
Horsetrader
08-05-07, 18:47
The light was on so I went in. I guess I got the new unit that showed up Friday, older than I would've liked, short and very stocky, built like a brick shithouse. But, it turned out to be a great time and I might repeat. Not much else to say.Actually, that sounds like the one that has been there for a week or more. I think the name was Millie, or something like that. With me everything was available but she was mechanical and I didn't enjoy it.
Booty Pirate
08-05-07, 20:28
BP went in. Actually suprised Mamasan! Sampled Sunny. Not much in the looks department and the strong scent of cigarette smoke on her breath was not exactly a turn on. However, she was energetic after the flip - 'A' for effort.
Anyone else missing the type of talent they had in there 1-2 years ago?
Maybe we should hold elections for the ML Hall of Fame...
BP
Loaded Male
08-05-07, 20:32
I vote for Umi at Lily's - haven't seen her in a long time though.
(I have to say something good once in a while)
Maybe we should hold elections for the ML Hall of Fame...
BPI vote for Pink. BeBe wasn't bad and gets an honorable mention.
I know this is about ML but I still cry thinking about the old CPHC.
Baldconan1
08-06-07, 20:14
Stopped by the Woodlawn palace this am, and the sign was on. Mama-San did not recognize me, but she accepted my statement to that effect. She took me back and introduced me to Millie, a beautiful 20 something with enhanced equipment, the enhancements were the best I've seen, but I still prefer natural. Anyway, for the usual fees the usual items were on the menu. A good time, and I will defineitely repeat, but I may want to try out the other ladies. Please PM me for additional info.
Happy Mongering
Baldconan1
Went to Baco last night and saw Mimi. Late 30's, a little over wieght, natural and large. Works the backside very well. Usual fees.
BTW, I spent 30 minutes looking for the place on Charles & 34th street and only saw dorm rooms. Can anyone help me out, even through back channels.
Thanks
Benchseats Rock
08-07-07, 16:31
Went to Baco last night and saw Mimi. Late 30's, a little over wieght, natural and large. Works the backside very well. Usual fees.
BTW, I spent 30 minutes looking for the place on Charles & 34th street and only saw dorm rooms. Can anyone help me out, even through back channels.
Thanks
It would appear that I owe you a half hour of your life.... A while back some asshat wasn't RTFF'ing and was stupidly asking where Jade Health was, and I decided to fuck with him by sending him the the only JH that I know... my alma mater. At any rate, sorry about that - there is an AMP further on down Charles St. a bit that is mentioned in the thread (maybe in the archives) but there isn't anything to be found near Hopkins.
When you've built up some cred I'll buy you a beer.
Bench
It would appear that I owe you a half hour of your life.... A while back some asshat wasn't RTFF'ing and was stupidly asking where Jade Health was, and I decided to fuck with him by sending him the the only JH that I know... my alma mater. At any rate, sorry about that - there is an AMP further on down Charles St. a bit that is mentioned in the thread (maybe in the archives) but there isn't anything to be found near Hopkins.
When you've built up some cred I'll buy you a beer.
BenchThanks. I went to JH last night as well and was extremely disappointed in the selection. So much so, I had to go to Baco.
Socketpuppy
08-07-07, 19:32
I normally lurk at another city's boards, but I was up in be'more and rtff and decided on trying my luck at a place close by my airport hotel. The service was about average to other places, although the full menu wasn't offered. However, my server did provide substitutions and sure made it feel like a full menu. Bottom line: I left happy. But the thing I wanted to bring to the board's attention was that when I went in, I noticed a nondescript guy in a descript car looking bored as if he'the been there a long time. Probably just waiting on a bud. However, a while back I noticed the same thing at one of my local faves and a couple days later it was closed with many involved having court appearances. Anyway, I didn't notice anyone when I left, so it might just be paranoia? Be safe.
Was working in bville today. Went to bt. This place gets review about 5 times a day in pg board. Bmore is my normal stomp so I'm sharing here. Not too much to look at but not baco bad. My gal was ann. 40ish she said but looked younger (who knows with these ladies). Anyway very very very thourogh ts. Nice light massage and I was very very happy.
Service/skils 9.8
Attitude 10
Looks eh 6
Will I go back: yup
Attention newbies. I am new and I rtff and if you want to know more rtff on this place.
Was working in bville today. Went to bt. This place gets review about 5 times a day in pg board. Bmore is my normal stomp so I'm sharing here. Not too much to look at but not baco bad. My gal was ann. 40ish she said but looked younger (who knows with these ladies). Anyway very very very thourogh ts. Nice light massage and I was very very happy.
Service/skils 9.8
Attitude 10
Looks eh 6
Will I go back: yup
Attention newbies. I am new and I rtff and if you want to know more rtff on this place.What does BT stand for?
Thanks
Aacountyman
08-08-07, 13:59
What does BT stand for?
Thanks
Beltsville Therapy
But the thing I wanted to bring to the board's attention was that when I went in, I noticed a nondescript guy in a descript car looking bored as if he'the been there a long time.
Ok, why did you go in? I wouldn't have. Sounds like LE's 'intelligence' unit. Avoid things like this in the future.
Larry!
I am a newbie to this board but have been going to AMPs for many years. I stopped by Kyoto on Tuesday while in b'more for a few days on business. This is my second time there. My first time was with a girl named Sunny. Very nice, great TS and massage, not pushy for the tip. Infact she never asked. On Tues, I spent time with Coco. Again, nice TS and not quite as good a massage. But still nice. Coco undressed down to here G-string. Also not pushy with tip. Both experiences ended with HJ. Without me even asking. I will go back when in be'mor next time.
stopped by Kyoto on Tuesday while in be'more for a few days on business.
Kyoto is the latest version of the old Tokyo spa. You should have been there in the old days. It was awesome. I don't know how they stayed in business for as long as they did, doing what they did. Does anyone remember Ruby? You could tell when she was working by her scent, which hit you as soon as you walked in the door. What an animal!
And then there was Kay. Mega GFE, but being of that quality, she was quickly snapped up by a doctor from DC, the lucky dog.
M
Hello all. I am kind of new to this board as I am a looker who generally is interested in non- FS massage providers. Here is a list and some notes:
Kyoto. Have been a few times recently and saw CoCo both times. 35ish, thin with enhanced see's, nice attitude and good finish. In Howard Co. So be careful guys!
Massage by Me girl. In Cockeysville area. The best you can get without FS. 26, athleic body about 5'8". 150 or so with great T's and awesome nipples. I am going to miss her as she is moving on.
Has anyone seen Carol from the Ellicott City area? She was a 40 plus, redhead with a nice body with great T's. OK massage with HJ only. I have not seen her advertsing and her number has been disconnected. I used to like seeing her and she was always fun and nice to chat with as well.
Any suggestions for other area providers would be welcomed.
Thanks and be safe all!
Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.
I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.
Many thanks for any input!
Booty Pirate
08-11-07, 21:12
Mamasan brought out Millie for me today and she fits the description provided by fellow members who have posted. To recap: a bit thick, probably late 30's to early 40's, very nice rack and a really cool personality. Gave the best TS I've had there in a while while paying attention to all appendages. After the rinse and right there on the table, I was suprised with a BBBJ. She told me to sit up with my legs hanging off the table while she continued. I was ready to go. Back to the room for a nice nude massage. After tossing some salad, I made the flip. Just like what I got during the shower, Millie provided a fantastic BBBJ... man, it was good. Then we moved onto several variations of the ol' hide the salami game. After the pop and clean up, she gave another quick full body massage.
Totally worth the stop today.
BP
Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.
I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.
Many thanks for any input!
Both of those places are pretty bad. Alberto's is better but not by much.
Neither is anywhere near ML in the quality department IMHO.
Larry!
Hey guys, I am a newbie to this area and I wanted to ask if there are any MP's with latina, BLK, or white providers. Any info would be appreciated, thanks. Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.
Overall I agree with Larry.
I've been in Alberto's a couple times over the last ten years. I like the facilities, but that's about as far as it goes. The providers and service got a solid, uninspired 5 out of 10 in all categories every time. Several years ago on this forum or WSG, someone claimed to have got what he wanted in there, and more, but reports like that are rare. I'd go there only if nothing else were open, and I couldn't drive to DC.
Pinetree has a much less opulent interior (especially after they walled off part of the front "exercise" area to make a staff lounge). Years ago I got great service there, and a little spirit from the glory days when Laura was the mamasan still seems to hang about the place for me. If you become a known customer and get to know the providers, doors may open. That being said, the quality of the providers is way down, and the current mamasan has much to learn from Laura.
My favorite memory of Laura is the time all the girls were busy, so she table showered me herself, gleefully ramming her finger up my ass and stroking me and soaping me all over. Pinetree has now instituted the vertical shower. The current mamasan tells you if you want a shower, there's the shower room.
I have come expect little from either spa.
Rapid
Both of those places are pretty bad. Alberto's is better but not by much.
Neither is anywhere near ML in the quality department IMHO.
Larry!
Hello Larry
Congratulations man on 1000 reports you have done a yeoman’s job.
Big Red;)
Hey guys, I am a newbie to this area and I wanted to ask if there are any MP's with latina, BLK, or white providers. Any info would be appreciated, thanks. Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.
Check out Royalty in catonsville. Celeste has always been my favorite.
B.D.
Broken Arrows
08-13-07, 03:12
Has anyone seen Carol from the Ellicott City area? She was a 40 plus, redhead with a nice body with great T's. OK massage with HJ only. I have not seen her advertsing and her number has been disconnected. I used to like seeing her and she was always fun and nice to chat with as well.I'm a longtime lurker who has never posted. But a mention of Carol made me want to chime in. Carol was terrific -- a lot of fun, even when you just called her on the phone.
I met Carol originally when she was with a now-defunct place called (I think) LLJ and Associates, that was located near a shopping center in Ellicott City. She then went out on her own. This was ten years ago. Then Howard County cracked down on various venues for idiotic political reasons, and LLJ was run out of town. I didn't realize how good we had it back then.
Anyway, Shame Carol is gone and if anyone knows of her whereabouts, please tell us!
Does albertos spa have latin providers since the spa is called albertos? Once again any help here is appreciated.
No Latinas when I've been there. KO-Reans only! :)
Larry!
Hello Larry
Congratulations man on 1000 reports you have done a yeoman’s job.
Big Red;)
Thanks Red! Did I miss anything last weekend?
That was a much better report than mine, Rapid. Thanks!
Alberto's a few years ago used to be the home of the KO-Rean bolt-on girls.
They were all way too big on top. Yes, hard to believe but when you have
this little girl with massive, hard breasts...
:D
Larry!
Benchseats Rock
08-13-07, 03:57
Thanks Red! Did I miss anything last weekend?
That was a much better report than mine, Rapid. Thanks!
Larry!
What are you saying? That we had a RT and purposefully left out any reporting on it? :D
What are you saying? That we had a RT and purposefully left out any reporting on it? :D
NO!!!!!! ;)
Dabbler Too
08-13-07, 11:26
Hi guys,
I usually post on the Northern Virginia board but last Friday I paid a visit to my old friends at Kyoto and boy was it worth it.
Their ad says new staff and I believe it. I got a lady named Chanel who just started on Monday. Guys, this girl could do porn -- she is that hot. Gorgeous face, superb rack, and the smoothest skin I have ever felt. Unfortunately, she knows how hot she is, and expects to be very well compensated for her efforts. I didn't have enough $$ for the full treatment (which includes "supaman" service) but I got more than enough to make me want to go back and empty my wallet.
Before she found out how much $$ I had she told me she would treat me like a king. I think I got the prince treatment, which was still pretty damn good.
PS the house fee of $70 for 1 hr seems cheap next to the $80 the old hags in NOVA charge now.
Hi guys,
I usually post on the Northern Virginia board but last Friday I paid a visit to my old friends at Kyoto and boy was it worth it.
Their ad says new staff and I believe it. I got a lady named Chanel who just started on Monday. Guys, this girl could do porn -- she is that hot. Gorgeous face, superb rack, and the smoothest skin I have ever felt. Unfortunately, she knows how hot she is, and expects to be very well compensated for her efforts. I didn't have enough $$ for the full treatment (which includes "supaman" service) but I got more than enough to make me want to go back and empty my wallet.
Before she found out how much $$ I had she told me she would treat me like a king. I think I got the prince treatment, which was still pretty damn good.
PS the house fee of $70 for 1 hr seems cheap next to the $80 the old hags in NOVA charge now.
Wonder if this is Chanel from Rainbow days...sure sounds like her.
Wonder if this is Chanel from Rainbow days...sure sounds like her.I was thinking the same thing. I saw Chanel several times at Rainbow a few years back. I heard from a former coworker that she married a rich lawyer and moved to a big house in Potomac. Maybe she is doing this as a hobby now :) She is awesome and she knows it too! She had an outstanding body and a pleasant personality but in my opinion if it is her, that ML would be a better option for the $$.
Baldconan1
08-16-07, 21:52
Greetings Gentlemongers
Had some time this AM, and decided to see if the OPEN light was on. It was, so I decided to check. Mamasan asked if I had been there before, apparently she has a short memory. Anyway, I said yes and that I had seen Millie last time, which was actually true. Not being fond af enhancements, Iasked for someone else. She sent in Sunny. WOW!!!! Sunny is my ideal of the Asian, about 5'4", thin, but not anorexic, long black hair, natural b's or C's, and lovely legs. She greeted me wth a kiss, and then off to a great shower. Back in the room, she happily supplied a full menu at reasonable prices.
Looks, 9, Attitude 8, skills8.5, (would be higher if BBBJ). Will definitely repeat.
Happy Mongering, and keep flaming the buttheads.
Baldconan1
Big Dawg1087
08-16-07, 22:53
Went to Kyoto around 9 and they said that they were only doing 1/2 hour appointments at the moment due to lack of personnel. Ugh.
So I go in pay the .5 and receive a massage from Hana. She was not very good looking in the face but body was a lot better in my opinion. She did not take anything off, did not let me touch and said they didn't do that anymore. Another disappointment.
Massage was a killer. I thought I was going to die because of how hard she was pressing with her arm and it felt like my muscles were all going to be separated from the bone.
I HIGHLY doubt I will go back there again as there doesn't seem to be much left if there was anything to begin with.
Forgot to mention that it was highly rushed as I paid for 30 minutes and even then, did not get 30 minutes worth of massage. It was more around 20 minutes.
Rockerrexxx
08-17-07, 00:02
Escaped a couple of weekends ago. Drove by it the first time but found my way back. 3 American girls working. All 3 were on the heavy side and at least 2 had multiple tats. A turnoff in my book. Anyway, chose the blond (sorry, don't remember the name she went by) the standard questions were asked. I'the said I'the been there before but I don't think I did that convincing of a job but it didn't seem to matter. Decent massage, conversation. She was fully dressed but was happy to lend a hand. $ house fee plus nominal tip.
I am fond of American / European places. Anyone visited TBC or any others like them lately?
Smiling Fox
08-17-07, 15:25
http://yellowpages.aol.com/personal-and-beauty/massage/md/baltimore/sponsors/?_dlc=54&_dis=1
http://yellowpages.aol.com/personal-and-beauty/massage/md/baltimore/sponsors/?_dlc=54&_dis=1
http://yellowpages.aol.com/escort-service-personal/md/baltimore/distance/?_dlc=47&_dis=0&_dirquery=escort
So how many are still connected, and active.
I was thinking the same thing. I saw Chanel several times at Rainbow a few years back. I heard from a former coworker that she married a rich lawyer and moved to a big house in Potomac. Maybe she is doing this as a hobby now :) She is awesome and she knows it too! She had an outstanding body and a pleasant personality but in my opinion if it is her, that ML would be a better option for the $$.Come on guys. It's been a few years to say the least. Maybe her daughter.
Mack
Very log time lurker. First time actually posting. Hello, to all. I have been getting sessions at Royalty for years, and had seen most of the girls at absolute before they opened royalty. Extras have never really been offered by most of them for any price. Has everyone had similar experiences, or is it just me. I agree, celeste is my favorite their as well.
Check out Royalty in catonsville. Celeste has always been my favorite.
B.D.
Come on guys. It's been a few years to say the least. Maybe her daughter.
Mack
Those Asian women age different than the rest of us! ;)
Larry!
Those Asian women age different than the rest of us! ;)
Larry!I agree with that! I know quite a few Korean (AMP and non-AMP) women that are in their mid to late 40's that can easily pass for in their late 20's. It must be all that kimchi and rice :)
Stopped by 11505 at 6:00 pm Friday. Ginnie (sp) answered the door. I said Hello, and she said hello. She took me to the room and I asked for Lisa. She stated that Lisa was not there. Not to waste a trip I decided to try her any way. It was A MISTAKE. I gave her the house fee of 70 and she told me to get undressed and left. She returned in 10 minutes! When she returned I got off the table and put 100. 00 and the condom on the nightstand. She started with a lackadaisical back massage. I tried to make conversation, tried to make her laugh or smile. Unsuccessful. After the flip she started to take off her clothes. This is when I got a real good look at her. Face average (late 30's), breast okay, a little pudgy in the middle and no ass. After a very quick chest massage she starts to massage the penis. Once hard she puts on the condom and asks me to stand up so that she can lay on the table. No oral whatsoever. She is supposed to be a professional, you should not have to ask or make them.
After 5 minutes of sex she ask are you ready to cum. By now I realize that this is going to be a bad experience and there is nothing I can do to help it. I finish. NO wet towel for cleanup. I dress myself. On the way out I ask when will Lisa return and she does not know (? ). I was out the door in 30 minutes after paying for 1 hour.
NO TS
NO personality
NO oral
NO wet towel for clean up
BELOW average looks
BELOW average massage
RUSH JOB
WILL NOT REPEAT. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR HARD
EARNED MONEY.
Propilot- over and out.
Tst Usr2005
08-20-07, 04:49
I usually visit PGC AMPS. What is ML guys?
Looking to get some feedback about either Alberto's Spa or Pinetree Health, both located on Eastern Avenue. I now regularly drive by these two places and am beginning to get "urges" to try them out.
I have always just gone to ML, which I consider the gold standard. However, in the last year they have gone from 24 karats to 18 karats, in my opinion.
Many thanks for any input!
Benchseats Rock
08-20-07, 22:45
I usually visit PGC AMPS. What is ML guys?
Must.Hold.My.Tongue.
Newbie,
You're in luck - Oriole posted directions to ML just for you functional illiterates who refuse to RTFF. That being said, be sure to tell Mamasan you've been there before...
From 695
Take exit 17 for Security Blvd/MD-122 toward Woodlawn 0.2 mi
Keep left at the fork, follow signs for MD-122/Security Blvd E/Woodlawn 351 ft
Turn left at MD-122 E/Security Blvd 0.6 mi
(2 minutes)
Turn left at Woodlawn Dr 1.1 mi
(3 minutes)
Turn right at Windsor Mill Rd 0.1 mi
You can't miss it. Guaranfuckingteed.
Must.Hold.My.Tongue.
Newbie,
You're in luck - Oriole posted directions to ML just for you functional illiterates who refuse to RTFF. That being said, be sure to tell Mamasan you've been there before...
Hello Uncle Bench
I will hold my tounge and be civil also. Every time I flame some asshole lately I get deleted. I guess it is a hint for me to be civilized. So in retiring my favorite flame thrower, I will post the photo of the Big Red Burner one more time. You know there are quite a few banned members that still have ass burn from the Big Red Burner.
Load
Lock
Some one please play Taps
Man this hurts
Big Red
Smiling Fox
08-21-07, 01:26
Uh oh. Here I recommend a place because the lady, Lisa, says she will do ABC. for $. You get Ginnie. I can understand the frustration. The deal was done. You got FS. But Dam if I would go back again.
However, the deal is, lay the $ on the table, Show her the money. FS is done.
I sorta feel bad about that Pro- .But there is never a guarantee.
Try the Sacred House.
lol
Smiling Fox ;)
Very log time lurker. First time actually posting. Hello, to all. I have been getting sessions at Royalty for years, and had seen most of the girls at absolute before they opened royalty. I'm a newbe poster too, and a LONGTIME fan of AMPs. I live near Catonsville, but don't have any idea of where Royalty might be. If you don't want to give the exact address, could you at least post a hint? If you do I promise to take one for the team!
M
Sarang Haeyo
08-21-07, 11:50
Some one please play Taps
Man this hurts
Big Red
Buffing my bugle as we speak bro'.
Go easy,
SH
Robert Langdon
08-21-07, 19:59
Well, I had a few hours to kill tonight so I thought I could find this place.
I plugged in the address on my GPS and after a few minutes I ended up at the front door of what seemed like a medical supply store. Nearby was a Fudruckers and some Funeral Services building. The road between was a dead end. There was also some residents near but no sign of any MP. Has anyone been to this MP on Reisterstown Rd before, is there a secret hideaway that I'm seeing?
Well long story short, I couldn't find the place. I came home and just downloaded some porn, the safer option i guess.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
RLangdon
Benchseats Rock
08-22-07, 01:08
I'm a newbe poster too, and a LONGTIME fan of AMPs. I live near Catonsville, but don't have any idea of where Royalty might be. If you don't want to give the exact address, could you at least post a hint? If you do I promise to take one for the team!
M
Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.
Benchseats Rock
Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.
Benchseats Rock
Last edited by Benchseats Rock : Today at 01:10. Reason: I don't think the info is actually in the forum, so I won't say RTFF on this one, but being this fucking nice is absolutely painful. But learning how to research something on your own can't be bad.
Hello Dutch Uncle
Uncle Bench you are so right, being nice and civil hurts man.
I think these headaches I have been having are a result of restraining myself from flaming assholes that desperately need it
A kinder
Big Red
Fuminmaryland
08-22-07, 07:04
Its the 2 nd floor home.
Medical on lower level
Not bad place
Try reading the sports section in The Baltimore Sun.
Or the ad section in the City Paper.
Or the Yellow Pages under Massage.
Or you can call 411 and ask them to look it up for you.Thank you so much for the information. I don't find Royalty in my Yellow Pages, but I'm sure that one of your other suggestions will bear fruit. Or you could have just told me where the f_ck it is.
:-)
M
Benchseats Rock
08-22-07, 14:34
Thank you so much for the information. I don't find Royalty in my Yellow Pages, but I'm sure that one of your other suggestions will bear fruit. Or you could have just told me where the f_ck it is.
:-)
M
Old Proverb
"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime."
The Improved Version
"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is."
Bench
Herbie Versmel
08-22-07, 15:31
Dude,
These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.
1035 Ingleside Ave
PH #443-612-9990
Enjoy
Baltimonger
08-22-07, 18:07
Look what 2 minutes, 45 seconds of searching gets you:
http://www.zwire.com/da/DASnapshot.cfm?brd=2752&displayadid=2132274:p
"Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day, teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Benchseats Rock
08-22-07, 18:22
Look what 2 minutes, 45 seconds of searching gets you:
http://www.zwire.com/da/DASnapshot.cfm?brd=2752&displayadid=2132274:p
"Give a man a fish, and he's fed for a day, teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
Nicely done KJ. Don't go anywhere yet though - the newbie may need you to dial the number for him too. :)
2 minutes and 45 seconds? For Real? That's got to be a new standard for newbie laziness... and if it isn't, it's close. I heard Ruthie was out yesterday morning. Now that's 2 minutes and 45 seconds I'm proud to admit to - oh wait, that's something else entirely. Now watch him ask where to find Ruthie. Dear Lord, What have I done?
"Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment."
Dude,
These guys are not very friendly to newbies.
Dude?? He's a cowboy? ;)
We are very friendly to newbies who are not lazy and contribute.
Who's Ruthie? ;)
Larry!
These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.
1035 Ingleside Ave
PH #443-612-9990
EnjoyThank you.
And to the others, so long and thanks for all the fish!
:-)
M
Herbie Versmel
08-23-07, 08:18
I just contributed
Member #6837
08-23-07, 09:01
I remember going to see Diana (Diane) at Royalty a few years back and when she was young & ripe at Absolute (I miss that place). I stopped by Royalty a few months ago and there is Diana looking rough and passed on her. I kinda feel sorry for the girls who have been doing this for so many years. Wouldn't they try and get a real job and maybe do massage on the side for extra $$$.
Bad Bad Boy
08-23-07, 10:35
Dude, These guys are not very friendly to newbies.
The way a new member conducts himself on the board will affect how well he is accepted and whether other members feel comfortable enough to provide him confidential information (via PM) not otherwise posted on the public board.
The most common mistake new members make is NOT doing their homework first. Some make the mistake by starting off asking a bunch of questions or otherwise being a pain-in-the-ass without first and most importantly reading the Forum, contributing useful information, and establishing your credibility. You will NOT be appreciated if you make this mistake.
Just some friendly adivice, BBB
Benchseats Rock
08-23-07, 13:00
These guys are not very friendly to newbies. Here you go.
The way a new member conducts himself on the board will affect how well he is accepted and whether other members feel comfortable enough to provide him confidential information (via PM) not otherwise posted on the public board.
The most common mistake new members make is NOT doing their homework first. Some make the mistake by starting off asking a bunch of questions or otherwise being a pain-in-the-ass without first and most importantly reading the Forum, contributing useful information, and establishing your credibility. You will NOT be appreciated if you make this mistake.
Just some friendly adivice, BBBBBB,
Nicely said.
Herbie,
You'd do well to at least read enough of the forum to realize how friendly this last exchange actually was. And the truth of the matter is that although you're right that you're providing the newbie the immediate information that he wants, you're not teaching him how to fend for himself - and those skills, when developed are invaluable to anyone who actually takes this sport seriously. In case you haven't noticed, we take this sport *very* seriously. I'm not sure that anyone would be willing to say the same about you.
Benchseats Rock
Baltimonger
08-23-07, 17:11
The beatings will continue until morale improves around here.
I'm off to Hizark-Land in 3 days:)
Rockerrexxx
08-25-07, 01:23
Saw LuLu a week or so ago. Called first and was told to come over. Typical $70 fee, no shower offered. Good massage, limited English, nice looking, somewhere in her 30s. Hands not allowed to wander at first. Pleasant options were avail. Not bad but not the greatest, either.
Be aware. The location is on the 2nd floor of a converted house. First floor is a hair salon. It was weird walking past the window of the hair place and having the woman in there seeing you.
I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.
Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?
Please post your thought I have always been curious.
Sarge out
Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.
Thanks again all.
Be safe!
Paul
CabDriver52
08-25-07, 20:15
I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.
Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?
Please post your thought I have always been curious.
Sarge outDude
Think of all the eyes in all the other establishments in the strip mall. If the bacon rolls up en masse the spa can be warned as early as someone sees what's going to happen. Protection is a big thing with the asian community. They stick together like pack animals. Mess with one and you mess with them all. A call gets made, a tune comes on the radio, etc. The "goods" get put away or simply hidden for the time, until the danger has passed.
Cabbie!
Benchseats Rock
08-25-07, 21:00
Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.
Thanks again all.
Be safe!
Paul
I'm a little confused... how is a session all inclusive if you don't get FS?
Maybe you meant to say something else?
Bench
I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.
Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?
Please post your thought I have always been curious.
Sarge out
We've had debates about this before.
I know what the story is but I am NOT going to get into another series of debates about these. Yes, they are mostly Korean and there is a connection between these businesses. Most Korean owned business like those are 'financed' by the same group of people and they don;t attend your church BTW. :)
Larry!
I noticed early on that being a newbie required an effort on the "newbies" part. All the information you need is contained within this forum. If you spend time and search for information you will find it. When I first joined, I was tempted to simply ask the Where can I go question. However, I spent a couple of hours viewing the posts and even researching in the 2006 and 2005 posts. I joined other review sites (that were found through this site). I now I have been able to visit some of the establishments and had a wonderful time. One of my favorite establishments is not even mentioned by anyone on this site. I found it via yahoo maps and the yello book. I chose it due to its proximity to my location. Anyway we are all interested in sharing information but not at the cost of losing an AMP to the LE. Hopefully, you won't leave and will try to just do the research and eventually become an integral part of this message board, giving all of us knowledge of you experiences.
Thanks,
WhipR2
DrummerBoy
08-26-07, 00:42
Could be, I suppose. My experience gives me the impression that they run in different circles. The AMP girls and owners are a tight nit circle and are normally not respected by the average Koreans.
just my 2 cents
I have been to several AMP, and alot of them are in the same tiny strip mall as a nail salon or hiar salon run by asians. Some are even upstairs / downstairs set-ups.
Do you think there is any chance bothe the AMP or nail, hair salon is financed by the same people, or just a coincidence?
Please post your thought I have always been curious.
Sarge out
DrummerBoy
08-26-07, 00:58
I agree with Bench... What is all inclusive to a new poster(w/o FS)? TS/Sauna/massage? We appreciate the thanks and you done your RTFF, now you are expected to give back a little knowledge. Then your training will be complete and you will become a Jedi Mongerer!
Thanks to the board for the heads up on this new talent @ Kyoto. What a fun all inclusive ride, except for FS, which I did not pursue. Very pretty, about 30, petite with nice b's. Perfect skin and a great massge as well.
Thanks again all.
Be safe!
Paul
I agree with Bench... What is all inclusive to a new poster(w/o FS)? TS/Sauna/massage? We appreciate the thanks and you done your RTFF, now you are expected to give back a little knowledge. Then your training will be complete and you will become a Jedi Mongerer!Yes, you are all correct, please allow me to retort! It was not all inclusive, however all bases were covered except for FS. I stand corrected. Thanks for your kind guidance. I will continue to work hard at this hobby!
Paul
We've had debates about this before.
Most Korean owned business like those are 'financed' by the same group of people and they don;t attend your church BTW. :)
Larry!I have also heard that. Pretty much any business that opens up has an alternative way of financing other than the USA baninking system.
Sarge Out
I have also heard that. Pretty much any business that opens up has an alternative way of financing other than the USA baninking system.
Sarge Out
You missed my point.
Larry!
You missed my point.
Larry!I am a donkey, I think we mean the same thing. I just didn't explain myself. I meant I have heard that even stores like a Chineese take-out. Are "Financed" thru a local group of asians sort of like the Sorpranos.
It turned out that Royalty's not an AMP and since I'm not into B/W hoes, I beat a hasty retreat. I mean, what kind of monger do you think I am? (don't answer that :-)
Seriously, Korean providers will do anything to get ahead, while American talent will do anything to score more dope;
and I'm much more comfortable with the former motivation than the latter.
Besides I like the golden skin, and the cute little pug noses!
:-)
M
Lick Longley
08-30-07, 22:29
Hey guys, long time lurker finally posting some of his experiences. Had trouble spot on my back that needed to be rubbed out. Paid the usual door fee and met with Sunny. She was 6 on looks and body, but really friendly. Gave me a pre-rub till the TS was available. After a very thorough cleaning, she provided a very good rub down too loosen the knot in the back as well as the front. All in all I will definitely seek the services of Sunny again. Thanks for everything guys, it definitely helps to RTFF.
Double L
I am a donkey, I think we mean the same thing. I just didn't explain myself. I meant I have heard that even stores like a Chineese take-out. Are "Financed" thru a local group of asians sort of like the Sorpranos.
Yes, that is how the Koreans do it. They have "associations".
Larry!
Hawkeye In Md
08-31-07, 17:34
Fellow mongers. Any of you have some 411 intel on this fine looking blondie.
http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-suzy10-suzy1.htm
I always like a review if I can help it before I schedule.
I have emailed her and everything seems on the menu, but have not found any reviews of her on any of the review sites.
Any intel would be much appreciated.
Be safe out there. And don't foget to change the bong water.
Hawk
I've gone to Kyoto twice in the last few weeks so I figured I'the offer up my feedback. The first trip was so-so. Happy was the name of the girl who "worked" on me. She wasn't too bad. I would say 32 y. O. Decent body, probably a 6-7 as far as AMP girls. She had a good attitude and was pretty pleasent. Unfortunately within my first ten minutes I heard the doorbell ring twice. I knew that meant the hour long session I just paid for was going to be short. I was correct. We had a quick TS, a 15 minute massage, flip and tug. However, she did let me "booby-do" her which I thought was pretty cool. All in all the experience cost me 1. 5. Not a very worthwhile experience.
Than I got the urge again, and I really wanted to get Channele (she wasn't available the first time I was there). She is worth the wait. Absolutely amazing. She is a solid 9 for sure (ML 3 years ago or so had the perfect 10 by my standards, but that's another story). Anyway, Channele was a knock-out. She did everything I wanted with much prompting. A little a-hole play a bit of BBBJ. We provided mutual oral for a while and she really seemed to get off on it. Eventually she made the move down and FS was on. Again, she really seemed into it. When I switched to doggy she screamed incredibly loud. Anyone in the place had to hear her. Finally I finished and she actually just laid with me for a while and talked (tried to talk/language barrier). Than something weird happened. She said she was going on vacation starting sept. 7 and would be good for a few weeks. She asked me for my phone # because she wanted to see me again. I really couldn't figure out if she meant at Kyoto again, a new MP, or an incall or something. I gave her my number (probably foolish). But she was amazing. It was the closest thing to a GFE in my 30 or so visits to an AMP. This girl was perfect. A girl you could really take home to meet Mom
So that's my stories. If you want to see Channele, make an appointment this week, she's gone soon for who knows how long.
Has anyone else ever given their # to a AMP girl? Or am I the first dumbass?
Has anyone else ever given their # to a AMP girl? Or am I the first dumbass?If you call for appointments they already HAVE your number on file, but to answer your question, I've exchanged private numbers AND email addys with several providers with whom I'd had GFEs when they told me that they were going to leave, but I wouldn't advise you to sit next to the phone holding your breath.
:-)
M
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