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Brad226
10-25-12, 08:30
Unfortunately my two favorites, Coffee and Judy have left. I've met Amy and Ruby a few times but my first choice would be Ruby. Maybe others could give additonal suggestions.Coffee was my favorite, does anyone know where she works now?

SpaMonger
10-25-12, 12:54
Unless I'm mistaken, I think they were calling this place Ivy Spa for a while. There are 1 or 2 posts about it. Another place in GB has a name now, though a little less flashy. Excellent Spa. I have been there some months back and I was not too impressed.


http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/3356633746.html

Shanghai Spa. Does anyone have any intel? I have been to both placers on B&A, with mixed results. A heads up or PM would be appreciated.

The NewGuy
10-25-12, 20:09
DC Senior here. I was driving north and decided to try JHH since my former northern place, Blue Sky, is no longer around. I got to the location, but it looked deserted. 1404 (with the blank sign) had no signs of life. 1406 was completely yellow-taped off. It looked like they had their parking lot repaved. I was there about 3:30 this afternoon. Is something up; or, did I screw up and they weren't open yet? I didn't have access to any other data, so I didn't try any other establishment in the neighborhood. Bummer!I called and JHH is still open. They told me to make sure I use the BACK door not the FRONT since the FRONT door doorbell is broken. Same spot.

RockAndRye
10-25-12, 20:43
Roge1286,

I tried to PM you but your message box is full.

Kitt1
10-25-12, 21:04
Unfortunately my two favorites, Coffee and Judy have left. I've met Amy and Ruby a few times but my first choice would be Ruby. Maybe others could give additonal suggestions.Kyoto is not the same without Judy. Not only was her massages great in ALL ways but she nice to talk too. I tried Amy last week but was not thrilled with the massage. Spent 50% of the time on my feet and never once touched my arms. Asked her about Judy and she was very cold about talking about her.

No Brains78
10-25-12, 23:30
Say it ain't so. They aren't answering the phone but please tell me they are open.I've tried to go for the last three days. The open sign has not been lit. Today I even tried the door and it was locked. Marked car parked next to the convenience store each time I tried to go also.

PurePressure
10-26-12, 16:20
The hospital is open and are accepting patients. Met with Grace on Wed evening. Clinic services were good and I paid the standard copay. Parking is kind of an issue so park in the adjacent lots. The previous hubub from a few weeks ago are from a local watch group. Stop by the bank close by.

DCHung
10-26-12, 16:33
Kyoto is not the same without Judy. Not only was her massages great in ALL ways but she nice to talk too. I tried Amy last week but was not thrilled with the massage. Spent 50% of the time on my feet and never once touched my arms. Asked her about Judy and she was very cold about talking about her.I made the mistake about asking the mamasan about Coffee and received a snappy response. Both her and Judy appear gone for good.

PurePressure
10-26-12, 17:52
I bet that watch group is not going to give up. I hope they move before the hammer comes down for good.How long has this place been around? I was just thinking about how distraught we would all be if they closed up shop. All of the northern spots are drying up.

Satya
10-26-12, 17:55
How long has this place been around? I was just thinking about how distraught we would all be if they closed up shop. All of the northern spots are drying up.I don't know how long they have been there but as you said it would be one hell of a blow to many here.

Brad226
10-27-12, 00:05
I made the mistake about asking the mamasan about Coffee and received a snappy response. Both her and Judy appear gone for good.Yea I stopped asking about Coffee. Figured she probably moved out of state of back to Korea. Like they say "nothing last forever". It's just hard to find someone that suits your needs and you develop a good relationship with. At least with her I knew what I was getting and more importantly how I was getting it.

Searching for a new "regular" is fun but at the same time can be costly.

Houndog1
10-28-12, 17:54
No Raven's game, went for a massage instead. Dianne, mediocre at best all the way around, wouldn't recommend.

If you use the house supplied cover up be warned, I believe they've changed to cheaper models, failed. BYO.

HD *shit*

Bman39
10-28-12, 19:54
No Raven's game, went for a massage instead. Dianne, mediocre at best all the way around, wouldn't recommend.

If you use the house supplied cover up be warned, I believe they've changed to cheaper models, failed. BYO.

HD *shit*Anna was no better and worse she tried to clean me up using a wash rag with a large brown stain that I saw hanging in the bathroom when I first got there. I also went last Sunday and saw one of my.

All time fav's Angela, and she did not disappoint. That was also the first time I had been there in years, next time I will call and hope Angela is there next weekend.

DCHung
10-29-12, 06:49
With all government offices closed along with liberal company policies on absences, I predict the spa's will be slammed today. It is going to be like getting a generator at home depot.

It looks like the storm has turned south and will hit us harder than was expected (yesterday)

Be safe out there and avoid the crowds.

Bullmarket2
10-29-12, 11:54
Went to 905 yesterday and saw Anna. Asked for and received a very nice prostate massage. .70 house fee and. 5 tip.

Member #5185
10-29-12, 12:33
Anna was no better and worse she tried to clean me up using a wash rag with a large brown stain that I saw hanging in the bathroom when I first got there. I also went last Sunday and saw one of my.

All time fav's Angela, and she did not disappoint. That was also the first time I had been there in years, next time I will call and hope Angela is there next weekend.Hopefully that wasn't left over from Bullmarket42's prostate massage. Ew.

Lane Narrows
10-30-12, 07:55
Made a visit to the hospital. Nothing abnormal detected and I was treated and released.

BobDaBuilda
10-30-12, 18:00
Storm just passed, had no major damage. Had the day off so I thought I'd go in for a relaxing massage. Called the mamasan to see if they were open. Went in about an hour later. Went in. Chose the hour rate. A middle aged woman came in the room wearing a skimpy outfit. Looks were not amazing but not terrible either. I think her name was Candy? (couldn't really understand) She asked if I wanted a shower and at first I said no because of earlier reports here. Then I said if she came in that I would do it. She led me in to the dark light less shower. Made some light chitchat. Very very nice shower. She played close intention to some of my 'dirty' areas. After the shower I was lead into the sauna and spent about 5 min in there. I was happy about that because I wasnt really there for the sauna LOL. Went back to my room and and the massage began. Massage experience was about an 8/10. The last time I came massage was very poor so this was a pleasant surprise. She even walked on my back which was well needed. Felt great. After some more light massage it was time for the front side massage. This was even better. Candy was very nice, clean and friendly. She had a nice rack as well. .7 for the hour and. 5 for the tip. Highly recommended and will repeat.

PM for details.

Roamin Roman
10-30-12, 19:33
Has anyone run across a Thai provider? Any old timers remember the place on briggs chaney. There was a 5'10" 120lb thai model who worked there.I believe that the Thai gal who ran the place and also gave sessions herself, if you asked her, was named Candy. After the Briggs-Chaney Road house closed (due to a raid circa 1998) , she reopened a townhouse operation close to Gaithersburg. Saw her about a half-dozen times before being out of the area for a while, and when I returned she and her operation there were gone. She was one of the nicest owner / providers I've ever been with. There are still some Thai providers around, but you'll have to search for them. My info is a bit dated right now, as I've been out of the hobby for a time.

RR

JankMaster
10-31-12, 12:21
I tried to call them this evening and no answer, then I drove by to see that the sign was off and the lights were out. I hope this is only temporary, this happened before so let's keep our hopes up and with any luck things will be back to normal.This place has been here forever. I don't know whats going on. I actually live around the corner from here and didn't see anything since my last visit. Then all of the sudden nothing. I even kno the owner of the barbershop next door. He said he did see nothing. I used to see genie. She was great all around$1. 70 for everything all the way live. Can any seniors pm me another spot that they kno is def full service

DCHung
10-31-12, 12:24
I believe that the Thai gal who ran the place and also gave sessions herself, if you asked her, was named Candy. After the Briggs-Chaney Road house closed (due to a raid circa 1998) , she reopened a townhouse operation close to Gaithersburg. Saw her about a half-dozen times before being out of the area for a while, and when I returned she and her operation there were gone. She was one of the nicest owner / providers I've ever been with. There are still some Thai providers around, but you'll have to search for them. My info is a bit dated right now, as I've been out of the hobby for a time.

RRThanks, she was just too hot and nice to be in the business for long.

JankMaster
10-31-12, 19:20
Thought I would share this review I found on ML today. Was posted today and says they were there thurs but I find it strange because I live around the corner from there and have been going there for ever and it was closed thurs. Plus I don't like the lingo. Just thought I would share it.

http://www.**************.com/massage-parlors/moonlight-spa-baltimore/good-0

JankMaster
10-31-12, 19:21
Thought I would share this review I found on ML today. Was posted today and says they were there thurs but I find it strange because I live around the corner from there and have been going there for ever and it was closed thurs. Plus I don't like the lingo. Just thought I would share it.

http://www.**************.com/massage-parlors/moonlight-spa-baltimore/good-0Ok I tried but it won't take the link. Smh

DCHung
10-31-12, 23:08
Ok I tried but it won't take the link. SmhIts on NR site which all of us should know. Naughty reviews

JankMaster
10-31-12, 23:54
Its on NR site which all of us should know. Naughty reviewsYou got it right

Stich Jones
11-01-12, 18:20
Has anyone been to the Pine Tree recently? I searched the forum but found nothing recent. I have not been there for a while. I have had both good & bad experiences there. Just wondering what the recent reviews are before I decide if I want to give them another try.

Member #4259
11-02-12, 09:56
City paper ad's were really slim this week

Satya
11-02-12, 18:09
Has anyone been to the Pine Tree recently? I searched the forum but found nothing recent. I have not been there for a while. I have had both good & bad experiences there. Just wondering what the recent reviews are before I decide if I want to give them another try.That there are no reviews speaks volumes.

Bjozi
11-02-12, 21:00
Made a visit to the hospital. Nothing abnormal detected and I was treated and released.Recommendations on the line up?

Looking for top heavy this time.

Big Papa123
11-03-12, 17:22
Well it had been a few years since my last report and my last time at one of these establishments (life and the economy got in the way) but I was finally able to make it back today to refresh my batteries. After some research I decided to try out RL since it is fairly close to my house. I called up and made an appointment (Mamasan stated that it was uneccessary since walk-ins were welcome) for 1:30.

I arrived and the mamasan greeted me with a smile and took me to my room. She told me that I would be seeing Candy. After about 5 minutes, this middle-aged petite woman came in wearing black yoga pants and a black bebe tshirt. It was her. I was quite shocked considering I was used to the bikini clad women of DC. She took me back to the TS and all was well and good. She was quite thorough and explorative, which gave me hope. After the TS we went back to the room for the massage. It was a nice 30 minute massage and she hit all the trouble spots on my back and legs. I've never had a real professional massage so I don't know what to compare it to but I liked it. After the back treatment she instructed me to roll over. Here is where the disappointment set in. She was still fully clothed and began gently touching me. She was giving attention to the right places but It was less than expected. At this point she lotioned up and started the HJ. It was good but I was seriously trying to negotiate for something more, I even offered more tip for more extra's, she wouldn't even take her top off. I eventually released my stress (which was funny because it had been a while since my last release so stuff went flying) and then she cleaned up and turned me over again to finish the massage. At the end we bid each other farewell and I left with a small smile. During my visit I did see another woman there named Sandy and Candy instructed I should see her next time (before my visit started with her) just to try someone else.

Provider. 5, the abundance of clothing was disappointing.

Massage. 7, it felt good and there was nothing really to complain about.

TS. 9, felt great and I missed that part the most I think.

Extras. 5, at the end of the day it got the job done but It just felt mechanical and I could have done the same job myself for cheaper.

I am going to try TK next along with Kyoto. I heard mixed reviews about JHH but because I heard they offer FS I might try them as well. Also I keep hearing about the hospital but I can't seem to find anything regarding a location. All in all though the scene is very much weaker than the Golden Days of DC (Supra was my first love and Sue will never be forgotten. 14K and Orange were good reliable places too). I miss the good old days. I remember one time I went to 14K after going to a stripclub one night and it was the best thing ever! I would seriously love to try a place that offered some none-asian providers but I can't seem to find any of them and never could really. Anyone have any suggestions for a returning monger please pm me if possible. The last time I did something like this before today was with one of those condo setups and that time was awesome but really pricey.

Good Hunting Everyone

Satya
11-03-12, 20:23
I say again because I have no reason to go elsewhere currently.

So, I went this afternoon after calling the boss and asking about Anna, my favorite from months ago, like if she was there and if she had lost any weight and the answer was "Yes" to both questions so I made my appointment. She has lost the weight she had put on but her tits were as nice as ever. While I was greeting Anna that chatterbox Victoria wanted me to notice her too and she said she lost weight also but I didn't see it, but no big deal she always looked nice to me. Both of these women have nice large tits. While Anna was away she was studying more massage and also had a program on a notebook that she showed me.

I don't want to say much but I thoroughly enjoyed my massage with her. I think she will be here for another month or so.

I also saw another new provider or at least new to me named Diana. JHH always has a good line up but Anna will always raise the standard there.

Big Papa123
11-03-12, 23:36
I say again because I have no reason to go elsewhere currently.

So, I went this afternoon after calling the boss and asking about Anna, my favorite from months ago, like if she was there and if she had lost any weight and the answer was "Yes" to both questions so I made my appointment. She has lost the weight she had put on but her tits were as nice as ever. While I was greeting Anna that chatterbox Victoria wanted me to notice her too and she said she lost weight also but I didn't see it, but no big deal she always looked nice to me. Both of these women have nice large tits. While Anna was away she was studying more massage and also had a program on a notebook that she showed me.

I don't want to say much but I thoroughly enjoyed my massage with her. I think she will be here for another month or so.

I also saw another new provider or at least new to me named Diana. JHH always has a good line up but Anna will always raise the standard there.This makes me want to bump JHH up on my list of places to try next. If only it wasn't so far away from me.

AoxoMoxoa
11-04-12, 05:36
I've been there once back in 06 after my favorite AMP closed temporarily at the time, kind of like now. Back then I didn't have the back-up options that I now have so I was trying many different AMP's. I eventually came to this place and it was not a good experience. At first I walked into an exercise room then I rang the bell, a good looking korean lady wearing sweatpants answered and took me back to one of their rooms. I was very optimistic at this point having been to others that had curtains this place had rooms with doors similar to my favorite one. Thinking a hottie was going to walk in I got undressed and left the money on the table $ tip. Soon after I hear a knock and I was excited thinking maybe the good looking lady who answered the door was going to service me. Then the horror show began, in comes the creature from the black lagoon, she was probably 50 and ugly as hell with a bad attitude. Needless to say I actually got up to put the intended tip back in my wallet, I think that pissed her off. Got a half ass massage then got dressed and left. I think this was one of my worst AMP experiences ever along with a few in Hazard County.

AoxoMoxoa
11-04-12, 11:13
Sorry, I wanted to add that my other most terrible AMP experience was at the jade SHITsu in Ellicott City in 06 around the same time. They've changed their name about 3 times since then but I'm sure it's the same crappy experience. Thank God that I have many other options today unlike back then.

Stich Jones
11-04-12, 16:51
Thanks for the intel. My last experiences there were poor at best. Too bad, the search continues.

Stich Jones
11-04-12, 16:53
Has anyone tried Albertos recently. Lots of new ads but poor past reviews. Wondering if they have stepped up thier game?

DCHung
11-05-12, 06:46
Thanks for the intel. My last experiences there were poor at best. Too bad, the search continues.There are sufficient places in the Baltimore area that you don't need to TOFTT. Just stick to established places like JHH, ML, Kyoto for expanded offerings and TK and Silk for reduced services.

Drunker Irish
11-05-12, 07:29
Has anyone tried Albertos recently. Lots of new ads but poor past reviews. Wondering if they have stepped up thier game?No, avoid.

Mandruas
11-05-12, 12:10
There are sufficient places in the Baltimore area that you don't need to TOFTT. Just stick to established places like JHH, ML, Kyoto for expanded offerings and TK and Silk for reduced services.Yeah, but exploring strange new AMPs once in awhile is part of the fun, don't you think?

Ginger Man
11-05-12, 14:37
I say again because I have no reason to go elsewhere currently.

So, I went this afternoon after calling the boss and asking about Anna, my favorite from months ago, like if she was there and if she had lost any weight and the answer was "Yes" to both questions so I made my appointment. She has lost the weight she had put on but her tits were as nice as ever. While I was greeting Anna that chatterbox Victoria wanted me to notice her too and she said she lost weight also but I didn't see it, but no big deal she always looked nice to me. Both of these women have nice large tits. While Anna was away she was studying more massage and also had a program on a notebook that she showed me.

I don't want to say much but I thoroughly enjoyed my massage with her. I think she will be here for another month or so.

I also saw another new provider or at least new to me named Diana. JHH always has a good line up but Anna will always raise the standard there.My experience with Anna was not so good. She rushed the service right away (and yes, the service was okay.) and then left me in the room to go out and talk with the other gals. Just left me. After a few minutes I got up, dressed, and walked out. I paid for an hour. She acted like she was apologetic, but that was show for the other gal.

Just goes to show, YMMV.

DCHung
11-05-12, 16:07
Yeah, but exploring strange new AMPs once in awhile is part of the fun, don't you think?The thrill of the hunt is great in places like Flushing but in MD it is an exercise in futility.

MongerMaster
11-05-12, 16:47
Had some free time and spending money last sat so decided to give this place a try. Got there around 2pm and was take upstairs my provider who looked to be around 25 and on the AMP scale I would give her a 6 or 7 for looks just because she was so young. I have been going to AMPs for more than ten years and lately all you seem to find is providers in their forties or fifties who seem to try too hard to look young, and that is why I give this one a 7.

She asked me to get comfortable and asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. I had to take the shower all by myself because she refused to get in with me saying it was too small. I'm used to getting bathed by the the provider, and to me that is all part of the fun.

The fun begun after I got out of the shower, my provider was eager to please to so I was allowed to roam and even got to FIV even though she said she didn't enjoy that.

Got a CBJ and a very HE. Total damage was 1. 7 (.7 being the standard house fee). On service, I rate this place a 8. 5 since they are eager to please. Back in the day I only got this type of service either in Waldorf, MD or in DC so I was very glad to get it here. I have been going to the likes of Silk, Brite, lotus and paid the same amount only to get a virtual experience.

I was able to get the name of my provider even though I don't want to post it here (seniors feel free to PM me). If you are lookin for a diffent kind of AMP try this place out, it is woth the drive IMHO.

MM

Ginger Man
11-05-12, 17:09
The thrill of the hunt is great in places like Flushing but in MD it is an exercise in futility.I disagree, it is just a whole lot harder. But treasures are out there, and the best are not told about on this board.

Stich Jones
11-05-12, 17:24
There are sufficient places in the Baltimore area that you don't need to TOFTT. Just stick to established places like JHH, ML, Kyoto for expanded offerings and TK and Silk for reduced services.I agree on the established places but like others have replied, I do enjoy branching out from time to time. Thought I would try some old places if only I had found at least a slight reason to try either but as we can read it's not worth giving them a shot. Guess it's back to the standards.

RockAndRye
11-05-12, 20:25
This place advertises on backpage and I recommend avoiding it. For details seniors may send me a PM.

RnR

The NewGuy
11-05-12, 21:17
This place advertises on backpage and I recommend avoiding it. For details seniors may send me a PM.

RnRI've been there a few times. Service varies. FS is offered but really depends on which girl is there any they do TRY TO UPSELL. Expect to pay more than normally for FS there since they are non Asian. They have a variety of ethnicities.

The NewGuy
11-05-12, 21:19
Decided to visit this spot the other week and to my suprised it was Cindy's establishment. She and another girl are working here. If you recall Cindy from Pheonix, its the same one. She said she sold Phoenix to another girl and is no longer associated there and is now handling this place. Place offers everything as before including FS except Greek. Usual cost. For more details, PM.

The NewGuy
11-05-12, 21:24
Had some free time and spending money last sat so decided to give this place a try. Got there around 2pm and was take upstairs my provider who looked to be around 25 and on the AMP scale I would give her a 6 or 7 for looks just because she was so young. I have been going to AMPs for more than ten years and lately all you seem to find is providers in their forties or fifties who seem to try too hard to look young, and that is why I give this one a 7.

She asked me to get comfortable and asked if I wanted a shower and I said yes. I had to take the shower all by myself because she refused to get in with me saying it was too small. I'm used to getting bathed by the the provider, and to me that is all part of the fun.

The fun begun after I got out of the shower, my provider was eager to please to so I was allowed to roam and even got to FIV even though she said she didn't enjoy that.

Got a CBJ and a very HE. Total damage was 1. 7 (.7 being the standard house fee). On service, I rate this place a 8. 5 since they are eager to please. Back in the day I only got this type of service either in Waldorf, MD or in DC so I was very glad to get it here. I have been going to the likes of Silk, Brite, lotus and paid the same amount only to get a virtual experience.

I was able to get the name of my provider even though I don't want to post it here (seniors feel free to PM me). If you are lookin for a diffent kind of AMP try this place out, it is woth the drive IMHO.

MMYeah they only offer the basement showers when it is warm since they have no heat down there. It is self-service for now until it gets warmer again unfortunately.

Liketowatch56
11-05-12, 22:02
Has anyone tried Albertos recently. Lots of new ads but poor past reviews. Wondering if they have stepped up thier game?Tried the place about 2 months ago and it still doesn't compare to years ago. Older providers and the service isn't anything to brag about.

EyeSpi
11-05-12, 23:35
I have the same report, I went about about 6 month's ago and was wondering about the new advertizements myself! So it looks like it is still the one older provider, I didn't see two.


Tried the place about 2 months ago and it still doesn't compare to years ago. Older providers and the service isn't anything to brag about.

Satya
11-05-12, 23:51
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Houndog1
11-07-12, 21:34
I've been showered up at the hospital a couple times lately, just have to ask, after all, to me, the shower's half the fun, sometimes more;) It is more enjoyable in the summer though, they should add a little heat. Any HVAC guys out there willing to offer Lilly a trade?

Houndog.


Yeah they only offer the basement showers when it is warm since they have no heat down there. It is self-service for now until it gets warmer again unfortunately.

The NewGuy
11-08-12, 02:18
I've been showered up at the hospital a couple times lately, just have to ask, after all, to me, the shower's half the fun, sometimes more. It is more enjoyable in the summer though, they should add a little heat. Any HVAC guys out there willing to offer Lilly a trade?

Houndog.The last few times I been there, I was told "basement too cold, you get sick. Shower here" LOL. Which was true since the times I have gone has been cold weather LOL.

Roger1286
11-08-12, 11:21
I tried the non amateur nail place, paid Wendy for an hour and May walked in. Good massage, after the flip, signals are made, nods of agreement and my mood improved. .5 +.4= out the door in 55 minutes and on my way.

Adobe James
11-08-12, 14:26
Haven't done the AMP thing in years, but felt the urge this week. I just figured out that Silk used to be Rainbow, which I frequented long ago. Since there are no recent reports, could someone PM me some recommendations for Silk?

Thanks.

Ginger Man
11-08-12, 17:18
Haven't done the AMP thing in years, but felt the urge this week. I just figured out that Silk used to be Rainbow, which I frequented long ago. Since there are no recent reports, could someone PM me some recommendations for Silk?

Thanks.There is intel there.

Gintonicrocks
11-08-12, 18:25
Although it may be useless but if you noticed you would see we are refraining from giving too many details lately. Why will you provide the name to seniors only?Just to piss you off. LOL.

GTR

Ginger Man
11-09-12, 12:46
Spent an hour there recently. It has parking in the back and the entrance is in the back of the building, not the front.

On the plus side, the Chinese attendant was pretty, smart, and sweet as can be. She took over an hour to give me an excellent massage. She was fun to talk to.

However, absolutely no (zero, zilch, nada) extras are offerred. I tried they were not to be had. So, if you go, expect an excellent massage only.

6 +.2.

DCHung
11-09-12, 13:58
Spent an hour there recently. It has parking in the back and the entrance is in the back of the building, not the front.

On the plus side, the Chinese attendant was pretty, smart, and sweet as can be. She took over an hour to give me an excellent massage. She was fun to talk to.

However, absolutely no (zero, zilch, nada) extras are offerred. I tried they were not to be had. So, if you go, expect an excellent massage only.

6 +.2.Thanks for TOFTT. Your posts are always very helpful.

Crazy Dick
11-09-12, 23:44
Spent an hour there recently. It has parking in the back and the entrance is in the back of the building, not the front.

On the plus side, the Chinese attendant was pretty, smart, and sweet as can be. She took over an hour to give me an excellent massage. She was fun to talk to.

However, absolutely no (zero, zilch, nada) extras are offerred. I tried they were not to be had. So, if you go, expect an excellent massage only.

6 +.2.Been there 3 times. It looks like a 2 girl operation. Sounds like you got the one with the mole on her lip. Best I could get out of her was a HJ. The other lady has bad teeth but does offer a little more.

]Crazy Dick

Cracksmoak
11-11-12, 14:32
This place advertises on backpage and I recommend avoiding it. For details seniors may send me a PM.

RnRI was there last year. Hideous beasts trying to offer FS at an outrageous price.

Happysql
11-11-12, 20:01
ML was closed this eve at 5pm. No lights

No one answered the phone. Hopefully

It is just a Sunday evening closure.

H-SQL

DCHung
11-12-12, 06:51
ML was closed this eve at 5pm. No lights

No one answered the phone. Hopefully

It is just a Sunday evening closure.

H-SQLAMPs are always quiet when the Ravens are playing. Don't take it as an omen

Always Learnin
11-12-12, 07:30
Had some free time recently and went to jhh. Was looking for one of the new girls but instead Drew Victoria. I'm pretty site the Victoria I saw last time was a different girl. Anyway, she was a boot of a thicker girl at about 5'3". Bigger than I usually go for but, meh fuck it right? She gave a really enthusiastic massage and took direction.

Only complaint was that she kept accidentally rubbing the boys, no one comes here for that kind of blatant harassment. After the flip started with an equally inspired BBBJ, followed by (all covered) k9, cg, rcg, and a miss finish and dismount. Still had about 10 minutes so I accepted a foot rub. Standard rates and tip for an hour.

Member #4338
11-12-12, 08:54
AMPs are always quiet when the Ravens are playing. Don't take it as an omenUnfortunately, I think ML has been closed for a couple of weeks. I doubt we will see them in that location again. We can only hope they resurface somewhere.

Perch297
11-12-12, 14:28
Anyone have any info on 905. Looks like they reopened last week.

RockAndRye
11-12-12, 20:03
I was there last year. Hideous beasts trying to offer FS at an outrageous price.Actually the talent present on my only visit was pretty attractive, but you're right about the prices $$$

RnR

Thenocturnal
11-12-12, 20:09
Actually the talent present on my only visit was pretty attractive, but you're right about the prices $$$

RnRThe couple of times I went the girls were very pretty, so pretty they seem to assume they are owed the world. Prices I was quoted approached $$$$$, and the attitude promised a not very fun time.

PaulHahn3
11-13-12, 09:20
My first time posting in a while-my old account didn't work so I guess it was cancelled due to lack of use. Anyway, I hadn't been to Kyoto for while (it's a bit out of the way for me). Man I'm sorry I delayed going back so long! Saw Kimberly. She is wonderful. She eagerly worked out every kink, nice smile, and fun on top of everything. I highly recommend her. My new favorite, for a while anyway.

Tomas Payne
11-13-12, 20:51
Www.massageexchange.comWww.massageexchange.com

Www.massageexchange.com Is a web site where amateurs get together and EXCHANGE massage; it's not a job site. Great site though!

Kev2333
11-13-12, 23:44
Went to RL recently went during the storm so it was easy to walk in without being seen it is next to a barber shop and domino's so it is not.

Easy to walk in to without being seen I would recomend going at night. Went in greeted by mamasan not bad for her age took me to room and in comes Candy (thats original)

Short nice lady okay looking the other girl working was very pretty, taken to shower area and given good table shower had an actual table shower not just a shower area.

Get back to room and was given a decent massage also walked on back little lite touches and then the flip tried to get to take off clothes to no avail notihing extra just stanard HJ.

Will try the other girl next time might have better luck I remember when it was sk therapy when Kim worked there good times.

JankMaster
11-14-12, 18:33
Unfortunately, I think ML has been closed for a couple of weeks. I doubt we will see them in that location again. We can only hope they resurface somewhere.This has happened in the past. This place has been here forever. They will be back. Hope geni will be there. She takes care of you like no other. I thought I was married in korea the way she serviced me

Drolson
11-14-12, 20:15
Went to Joppa twice past month. .5 entry fee and 1. 0 tip to girl. FS both times. The girls were very friendly, no rush at all. The only downside is they were average looking at best, no real hotties.

VAPilot
11-15-12, 14:30
Yes, I know. That was the question, the OP wanted to know the name of the amateur massage exchange website.


Www.massageexchange.com

Www.massageexchange.com

Is a web site where amateurs get together and EXCHANGE massage; it's not a job site. Great site though!

MdesGator
11-15-12, 17:04
Entry at the hospital is now $50? Was $70 the last time I was there.

Mongerel
11-15-12, 17:41
Stopped into Kyoto today, just popped in out of the blue, asked if Kimberly was available, seeing an earlier report about her, Mamasan says "She busy right now, you have Sunny". It's okay, I'm fine with this, decent provider, a couple extra pounds, but okay, sure. Go to get showered and in the middle of the shower a rapid-fire Korean exchange with Mamasan thru the curtain ends up with,"I'm sorry, but Premium Customer ask for me, I give you to new girl, she very nice, okay?" Ummm, sure? What choice do I have at this juncture? So, out of the shower I go, back to the cubicle, and in comes Tori, who says,"First time, you be nice?" Sure I will! Tori is beautiful, with 36Ds, even though I'm not a tit man, and a fantastic body, smooth, firm ass, and I forget all about getting a massage now. I just want to sample her delights. Tip and cover on the nightstand, face-down on the table, and I get the magic fingers treatment. I look up at her and she's got the dress off, and I am just drooling now. Then the flip, little more magic fingers, cover goes on. 69, CG, DS.

Then the ol' Prone Bone to finish. Well worth the $ tip, and certainly will repeat again.

Ginger Man
11-16-12, 06:50
Entry at the hospital is now $50? Was $70 the last time I was there..5 = half hour. This is the only place I only pay for a half hour. The reason is that is all I have ever gotten there no matter what amount of time I pay for. I do not know if it is the customer volume, the turnover, or that they just don't care, but a half hour is all I have ever received, in maybe a half dozen visits. I know many of you guys think this place is the Taj Mahal of spas, but I think it is over-rated, the McDonalds of spas.

MdesGator
11-16-12, 09:33
.5 = half hour. This is the only place I only pay for a half hour. The reason is that is all I have ever gotten there no matter what amount of time I pay for. I do not know if it is the customer volume, the turnover, or that they just don't care, but a half hour is all I have ever received, in maybe a half dozen visits. I know many of you guys think this place is the Taj Mahal of spas, but I think it is over-rated, the McDonalds of spas.Ok, that makes more sense. I always pop for the hour. Been three times now, always got my hour. But I go during the day when I'm over for business, they haven't been busy any time I've been there, I've NEVER felt rushed. In fact the last time she went over. There was some words shouted thru the door toward the end. But the festivities were over, just sharing the table with her. I too would also be frustrated with not getting what I paid for.

On another Hospital related note. And before I get flamed for being stupid, I did this on purpose, just to confirm suspicions. My last trip to the hospital was 10/3. On a whim I used a credit card ($5 upcharge) just to see what would happen. Its a card I don't use for anything else, so I knew I'd notice any funny business. It charges as "Herbal Healthcare LLC" BTW. LOL.

Anyway, sure enough on my statement this week theres the $75 charge for 10/3 and another for 10/12. I live three hours away, I was not at the hospital on 10/12. Oh and surprise, the 10/3 shows "Card Present / Swiped" 10/12 shows "Card Present (BS) /Manually Entered.

Good to know my instincts were correct. I've filed a dispute. Sort of bold of them, but exactly what I expected.

Have fun.

Stay safe all!

Zappa3
11-16-12, 20:00
Ok, that makes more sense. I always pop for the hour. Been three times now, always got my hour. But I go during the day when I'm over for business, they haven't been busy any time I've been there, I've NEVER felt rushed. In fact the last time she went over. There was some words shouted thru the door toward the end. But the festivities were over, just sharing the table with her. I too would also be frustrated with not getting what I paid for.

On another Hospital related note. And before I get flamed for being stupid, I did this on purpose, just to confirm suspicions. My last trip to the hospital was 10/3. On a whim I used a credit card ($5 upcharge) just to see what would happen. Its a card I don't use for anything else, so I knew I'd notice any funny business. It charges as "Herbal Healthcare LLC" BTW. LOL.

Anyway, sure enough on my statement this week theres the $75 charge for 10/3 and another for 10/12. I live three hours away, I was not at the hospital on 10/12. Oh and surprise, the 10/3 shows "Card Present / Swiped" 10/12 shows "Card Present (BS) /Manually Entered.

Good to know my instincts were correct. I've filed a dispute. Sort of bold of them, but exactly what I expected.

Have fun.

Stay safe all!It's hit or miss here as far as whether they will try to short you. As many times as I have been it's happened to me twice. I think it depends upon the provider and how busy they are. If you let them know up front that you want the hour of time, that you're aware of the time, and that they shorted you last time, it shouldn't happen. Considering the level of service here, I don't know who has them beat.

MdesGator
11-16-12, 21:23
It's hit or miss here as far as whether they will try to short you. As many times as I have been it's happened to me twice. I think it depends upon the provider and how busy they are. If you let them know up front that you want the hour of time, that you're aware of the time, and that they shorted you last time, it shouldn't happen. Considering the level of service here, I don't know who has them beat.Agreed. Never seen this level of service. Out of the six AMPs l've tried.

Ginger Man
11-17-12, 07:35
Agreed. Never seen this level of service. Out of the six AMPs l've tried.I live south of town, in central Md. I only go to the hospital if my travels take me there. To me, it feels like an assembly line. I found the old VS (and BS) to be better. There are several options down here that I think are equal to and greater than JHH. One is way under the radar but has been delivering great sessions. As always, YMMV and one man's meat is another's poison.

As long as we keep these options going, it is all good!

MdesGator
11-17-12, 10:40
As long as we keep these options going, it is all good!I have to agree. Variety is everything.

Just E
11-18-12, 02:33
It's hit or miss here as far as whether they will try to short you. As many times as I have been it's happened to me twice. I think it depends upon the provider and how busy they are. If you let them know up front that you want the hour of time, that you're aware of the time, and that they shorted you last time, it shouldn't happen. Considering the level of service here, I don't know who has them beat.I went recently and got about 35 minutes for a hours pricing. I think it was noticed that it bother me, because I was told next time I will get full hour. And have some additional attention as well. Not sure how true this will be but will try back and let you know. But, Either way was still a good trip.

Ginger Man
11-19-12, 12:36
I had a session with a Chinese lady this weekend, in a place where the fun happens in a bedroom/bathroom suite. After it was over, when I was dressing, she went into the bathroom, left the door open and sat on the toilet to clean up her pussy. I sat away, I did not want to see that, and started to put on my shoes. Then I hear (again, door open three feet from my chair.) her take a loud dump. Outboard motor farting with it too. Geez! She finishes, washes her hands, and gives me a kiss on my way out.

Must be a Chinese thing, I don't know.

Hose8
11-19-12, 12:49
Haven't done the AMP thing in years, but felt the urge this week. I just figured out that Silk used to be Rainbow, which I frequented long ago. Since there are no recent reports, could someone PM me some recommendations for Silk?

Thanks.Nice lady named Jae, or Tpenny. Always reliable. NO FS

AoxoMoxoa
11-19-12, 16:34
Man, that sounds very unpleasant and I was thinking about trying them out eventually. Truth is I don't care as long as they're hot. Earlier this year a super hottie was 69ing me and she smelled like she just took a crap, this however didn't stop me although there was no way I was dining at her O that time. It was her first day there and I was her first customer, she had just gotten off the plane a couple of hours before. I did leave that day with a big smile because she was basically a 9. 5 on the beauty scale, the hottest chick I've seen at an AMP in years. Needless to say the many times I saw her after that she smelled fine.

Dick Slinger
11-19-12, 21:30
I had a session with a Chinese lady this weekend, in a place where the fun happens in a bedroom / bathroom suite. After it was over, when I was dressing, she went into the bathroom, left the door open and sat on the toilet to clean up her pussy. I sat away, I did not want to see that, and started to put on my shoes. Then I hear (again, door open three feet from my chair.) her take a loud dump. Outboard motor farting with it too. Geez! She finishes, washes her hands, and gives me a kiss on my way out.

Must be a Chinese thing, I don't know.Consider yourself lucky. In Germany that would have cost you another 100 Euros.

Mandruas
11-20-12, 01:03
Consider yourself lucky. In Germany that would have cost you another 100 Euros.Big LOL! May have scared the neighbors!

Ginger Man
11-20-12, 07:51
Consider yourself lucky. In Germany that would have cost you another 100 Euros.LOL! I now have to clean the coffee off my keyboard. Good one.

AoxoMoxoa
11-20-12, 23:05
Just rode by out of curiosity and the neon light was on and so were the lights. You can thank me for the intel.

Member #4338
11-21-12, 07:34
Just rode by out of curiosity and the neon light was on and so were the lights. You can thank me for the intel.I am coming in off the ledge of the high-rise.

LuckyMoney
11-21-12, 16:18
Just rode by out of curiosity and the neon light was on and so were the lights. You can thank me for the intel.They answered the phone this morning, said everything's ok. Will try to visit asap.

Heavy D
11-23-12, 00:02
I say again because I have no reason to go elsewhere currently.

So, I went this afternoon after calling the boss and asking about Anna, my favorite from months ago, like if she was there and if she had lost any weight and the answer was "Yes" to both questions so I made my appointment. She has lost the weight she had put on but her tits were as nice as ever. While I was greeting Anna that chatterbox Victoria wanted me to notice her too and she said she lost weight also but I didn't see it, but no big deal she always looked nice to me. Both of these women have nice large tits. While Anna was away she was studying more massage and also had a program on a notebook that she showed me.

I don't want to say much but I thoroughly enjoyed my massage with her. I think she will be here for another month or so.

I also saw another new provider or at least new to me named Diana. JHH always has a good line up but Anna will always raise the standard there.Anna was great over a year ago but her service has been pretty bad the last 6 months. You will not have to worry about her short timing anybody as the boys in Blue have been to the hospital 3 times in the last week and half. They took Anna away last week. All the girls as so scared there no one wants to stay there anymore.

Shade Snake
11-23-12, 15:48
I've never been to these AMPs before. Should I call ahead to set up an appointment or should I just walk in? I'm curious in trying that Kyoto place and maybe seeing that girl Tori as mentioned in a report by Mongerel.

DCHung
11-23-12, 19:24
I've never been to these AMPs before. Should I call ahead to set up an appointment or should I just walk in? I'm curious in trying that Kyoto place and maybe seeing that girl Tori as mentioned in a report by Mongerel.First time you could just call and make an appointment if you want to see Tori specifically.

Riggo
11-23-12, 19:52
Man, that sounds very unpleasant and I was thinking about trying them out eventually. Truth is I don't care as long as they're hot. Earlier this year a super hottie was 69ing me and she smelled like she just took a crap, this however didn't stop me although there was no way I was dining at her O that time. It was her first day there and I was her first customer, she had just gotten off the plane a couple of hours before. I did leave that day with a big smile because she was basically a 9. 5 on the beauty scale, the hottest chick I've seen at an AMP in years. Needless to say the many times I saw her after that she smelled fine.Two years ago I was 69ing with my regular provider in Florida. I inserted my finger in her starfish, and when I pulled it out it was brown, and the stench made me start coughing! She handed me a wipe and continued as if nothing had happened.

Member #4338
11-23-12, 21:23
They answered the phone this morning, said everything's ok. Will try to visit asap.Stopped by today. Completely new cast of characters. Was ushered to a room and Mamasan sent in a short, dumpy lady. I declined and asked to see another lady. Was told I would have to wait 15 minutes. Well that means at least 30. I bounced.

No Brains78
11-24-12, 00:10
Stopped by today. Completely new cast of characters. Was ushered to a room and Mamasan sent in a short, dumpy lady. I declined and asked to see another lady. Was told I would have to wait 15 minutes. Well that means at least 30. I bounced.I also stopped by ml today. I'm not comfortable sending anyone away so I stuck it out with the dumpy lady. Service was surprisingly good.

RockAndRye
11-24-12, 14:55
5831 1/2.

This place generally hasn't been worth the bother, but they seem to be trying harder, and probably worth checking out if you get the right provider.

Details sent via PM request to seniors and others with a good posting history.

RnR

Zappa3
11-24-12, 16:48
Anna was great over a year ago but her service has been pretty bad the last 6 months. You will not have to worry about her short timing anybody as the boys in Blue have been to the hospital 3 times in the last week and half. They took Anna away last week. All the girls as so scared there no one wants to stay there anymore.Usually, they go after the mgmt. How do they single out a lone provider? You can PM me if you want to keep it on the down low. Not a good sign!

Bjozi
11-24-12, 17:27
Any news on the hospital?

I saw the leo parked outside last week. I hope its still open.

Happysql
11-24-12, 19:15
I also stopped by ml today. I'm not comfortable sending anyone away so I stuck it out with the dumpy lady. Service was surprisingly good.I went by today to ML got a better one.

Around 8 to 9 usual ml style.

HSqL

YongDumFullOf
11-24-12, 19:24
5831 1/2.

This place generally hasn't been worth the bother, but they seem to be trying harder, and probably worth checking out if you get the right provider.

Details sent via PM request to seniors and others with a good posting history.

RnRA pleasant lady and a good massage on my first visit. Kathy was a 5 on MP scale and only offerred a very limited menu. She got tired so had to help out but then again it takes me awhile. I might try one more time. I really miss the house on Harford and Vistoria's.

JoeyAncona
11-25-12, 19:12
Hadn't been to ML in a while, so decided to venture on over today (now that it's reopened). Man, oh man, oh man, was it the best decision I've made all month! Greeted by Susie, headed off to the table shower, then back to the room for a legitimately good massage. After the flip she disrobes entirely, throws the condom on, and flips herself on top. We 69'd for at least 20 minutes before I popped. Then gave me another round of message to fill out the hour.

This place is popping! Service today: 9/10.

ForTheHellOfIt
11-25-12, 22:59
After reading through your posts I decided to check out ML for my first trip to the AMP. It must have been a slow day being a ravens game and a Sunday be / see most of the rooms were empty. After Mamasan takes me to my room, I place the houses money on the table, then I am greeted by Hana who asks if I want a TS so I go for it. She is short and older but not awful and this being my first time I'm satisfied.

After a nice shower and some playful broken banter she puts me in the sauna and assures me that it won't take away from my time. I hear them chatting amongst themselves in some English some Korean and from what I got they were trying to figure me out. I had said that I've been there before but that it's been awhile and I had dropped a name that I have heard in the forum in the past to put her at ease. It seemed to work well enough, but it would have probably been better to put the entire amount on the table from the beginning (I'll do that next time).

We go back to the room and I get the standard massage. She's very into it and was very playful if I was. When the flip comes she asks for more paper and I give her $. For FS and she loosens up a lot. Her body is worn but not a turn off. I get a CBJ with a little TOB before switching to MISH and he going reverse CG. Had to finish with a HJ though. I've never been a fan of condoms.

Over all a great time for my first and WR. I would like to try someone else from the lineup next time around though. Any recommendations from you seniors out there?

WTHN

Just E
11-26-12, 22:54
Anna was great over a year ago but her service has been pretty bad the last 6 months. You will not have to worry about her short timing anybody as the boys in Blue have been to the hospital 3 times in the last week and half. They took Anna away last week. All the girls as so scared there no one wants to stay there anymore.Had a pretty decent encounter there previously. Was hoping to make it a regular thing. But now it sounds like they are back on the radar. Maybe I will try ML. Wanted to previously but they were closed. Guess I better get in before things go down again.

Dick Slinger
11-27-12, 01:12
Two years ago I was 69ing with my regular provider in Florida. I inserted my finger in her starfish, and when I pulled it out it was brown, and the stench made me start coughing! She handed me a wipe and continued as if nothing had happened.WOW! Who would have thunk it? Shiit found on the inside of an anus. They really need to stamp warnings labels on those things." Warning this anus contains shiit, it may be a little shiit, it may be a lot of shiit, it may be just shiit residue, but there will be shiit." Or maybe instead of the labels dudes should just stay the funk awake in biology class.

MdesGator
11-27-12, 15:54
WOW! Who would have thunk it? Shiit found on the inside of an anus. They really need to stamp warnings labels on those things." Warning this anus contains shiit, it may be a little shiit, it may be a lot of shiit, it may be just shiit residue, but there will be shiit." Or maybe instead of the labels dudes should just stay the funk awake in biology class.Hey. We were all THINKING it.

Just Sayin'

Member #4338
11-27-12, 18:28
Went by ML this AM and the lights were off. They are also not answering the phone. Not good signs.

Zappa3
11-27-12, 22:02
WOW! Who would have thunk it? Shiit found on the inside of an anus. They really need to stamp warnings labels on those things." Warning this anus contains shiit, it may be a little shiit, it may be a lot of shiit, it may be just shiit residue, but there will be shiit." Or maybe instead of the labels dudes should just stay the funk awake in biology class.It's a good thing he didn't use his tongue or it may have left a shitty taste in his mouth.

AoxoMoxoa
11-28-12, 00:55
Went by ML this AM and the lights were off. They are also not answering the phone. Not good signs.It's been a week since they reopened, already there has been at least 2 explicit post on them. This is a public forum, it's not a good idea to go into so many details.

I thought everyone said they were going to just post names and if the ladys were hot or not, what happened to that? Any extra details could and should be through pm only.

MdesGator
11-28-12, 10:23
After reading through your posts I decided to check out ML for my first trip to the AMP. (Snip)

WTHN
That was a very good first report.
It's been a week since they reopened, already there has been at least 2 explicit post on them. This is a public forum, it's not a good idea to go into so many details.

I thought everyone said they were going to just post names and if the ladys were hot or not, what happened to that? Any extra details could and should be through pm only.
Damn straight.Either it was a good report or too explicit. Which is it?

Brad226
11-28-12, 10:44
WOW! Who would have thunk it? Shiit found on the inside of an anus. They really need to stamp warnings labels on those things." Warning this anus contains shiit, it may be a little shiit, it may be a lot of shiit, it may be just shiit residue, but there will be shiit." Or maybe instead of the labels dudes should just stay the funk awake in biology class.LOL isn't that what comes out of it? LOL

Smiling Fox
11-28-12, 11:50
For some time I had a default place to go. BS. Right around the block. Sophia was always there to set up a great massage. Or cynthia before her.

It was comforting to have a place close by with such fine massage people.

But now they are gone. Tried to call reisterstown. No answer. Even called the lady in OM. Chen. But so spotty to answer.

So I'm looking for a new default place. Therre seems to be an abundance of places in towson, harford, belair rds.

And some in catonsville, ellicott city, etc.

Obviously I'm safe, and reliable, and play and pay for my most excellent massages. If the place is "honest" I will even use a CC.

So I am searching the boards and listings for a new default place to go, or to have some one come to me.

Some times I often wondered whether the massage was better than than the massage, or was it the other way around. Sophia always gave me responsive therapists, with good massage, massage teck.

Thanks,

Be safe

Smiling Fox, ; }

Ginger Man
11-28-12, 13:10
Either it was a good report or too explicit. Which is it?Both. In another time, it would have just been a good report. But there is too much heat right now. Backchannel specifics are better now.

MdesGator
11-28-12, 16:17
Both. In another time, it would have just been a good report. But there is too much heat right now. Backchannel specifics are better now.Exactly my point. In another time. I just found it interesting the same person praised the report, and took issue with it, all within five or so posts.

Yes, it was a nicely written report, though. Just needed to be a bit more careful with the publicly shared info.

Smo Pig2
11-28-12, 23:16
If any trusted members want info on the new place in Ellicott city that is on BP pm me. I won't post details here cause of this place location.

Just E
11-29-12, 00:24
For some time I had a default place to go. BS. Right around the block. Sophia was always there to set up a great massage. Or cynthia before her.

It was comforting to have a place close by with such fine massage people.

But now they are gone. Tried to call reisterstown. No answer. Even called the lady in OM. Chen. But so spotty to answer.

So I'm looking for a new default place. Therre seems to be an abundance of places in towson, harford, belair rds.

And some in catonsville, ellicott city, etc.

Obviously I'm safe, and reliable, and play and pay for my most excellent massages. If the place is "honest" I will even use a CC.

So I am searching the boards and listings for a new default place to go, or to have some one come to me.

Some times I often wondered whether the massage was better than than the massage, or was it the other way around. Sophia always gave me responsive therapists, with good massage, massage teck.

Thanks,

Be safe

Smiling Fox, ; }I have been trying to find a regular place around the same areas. I Travel around the west side of the beltway a bit. I am newer but trying to find my way around. As far as I know there is not much around the reisterstown area. Was hoping to see BS come back heard so much but never got around to it. I will keep my ear to the ground for anything that pops up.

LexLuther
11-29-12, 08:39
If any trusted members want info on the new place in Ellicott city that is on BP pm me. I won't post details here cause of this place location.I went to this place during my holiday visit to your area. I also don't want to say too much because I have no desire to see them shut down. But all I can say is that it was G-R-E-A-T!

If you go, please follow their instructions and be discreet. You will be rewarded with one of the best experiences in your area. But don't give them a lot of traffic all at once.

LexLuther

AoxoMoxoa
11-30-12, 02:06
I went to this place during my holiday visit to your area. I also don't want to say too much because I have no desire to see them shut down. But all I can say is that it was G-R-E-A-T!

If you go, please follow their instructions and be discreet. You will be rewarded with one of the best experiences in your area. But don't give them a lot of traffic all at once.

LexLutherAll of the posts on this place from this board and the Jessup board have been very vague to say the least. Nobody will even tell us the lady's ages or whether they're hot or not, this wouldn't be explicit to provide that basic info. If everyone is so paranoid for them then why bring them up at all? In this next month I'll get there and actually post a review with some reasonable insight. Right now I have a few other options that are defenitely keeping me more than satisfied, some close some an hour away, well depending on traffic.

MdesGator
11-30-12, 08:20
It was a good first report just as I said, it was his first meaning none proceeded it from which he would have been put in the know. I put said poster in the know via PM so take that knot out of your shorts.Sounds like you might be the one with a knot somewhere. I'm fine. Just pointing out the inconsistentcy. No need to get snotty. Get a sense of humor.

The fact that you PM'd him and put him on the right track is all that matters. You were sending a new member mixed messages.

Member #4966
11-30-12, 09:31
Heck, just tell us does the woman assumed to be the mamasan end up being the provider? Much to my horror, that happens more frequently these days. Silver Lining in Frederick, for example.

Seriously though, are the women reasonably hot?

That brings me to a question. Where'd they all go? NY? LA? Or did the crop stop getting replenished and the few older girls are all that's left? I can remember the Downtown lineups.

Any info on hotness and this spa would be appreciated.


All of the posts on this place from this board and the Jessup board have been very vague to say the least. Nobody will even tell us the lady's ages or whether they're hot or not, this wouldn't be explicit to provide that basic info. If everyone is so paranoid for them then why bring them up at all? In this next month I'll get there and actually post a review with some reasonable insight. Right now I have a few other options that are defenitely keeping me more than satisfied, some close some an hour away, well depending on traffic.

RedskinsAllDay
11-30-12, 12:53
As I was dead tired yesterday. I figured this is the first time in awhile. Let me go hit up the local AMP in Laurel, Maryland. I love how this place has a back door you can go into. The front of this place just have people eyeing you dirty as it is located next to quite a couple of places.

Anyways, I was greeted by Mamasun who was friendly. Showed me two girls. Asked me which one I wanted to choose. The one girl I did not know her name could not have been older than 25. I went with Mary because I like older experience woman. Glad I chose her.

The massage was actually not half bad. It wasn't the typical. Oh let me rub you hurry up out the door. She took her time. Felt really great on my legs. After she was done the massage she start going to the nice soft touch we all have known to love.

I am a very ticklish. I squirmed around a bit as she continued to roam her hands. On the flip. It wasn't the quick apply lotion hurry me up. It was teasing for about a good 10 minutes. Finally she applied the lotion. The ending. Was quite amazing. Will repeat again.

50 for Mamasun.

60 for tip only because massage was actually decent.

Member #4323
11-30-12, 15:47
I just spent a wonderful 1/2 hour lunch break with Wendy. .4 for house, .4 tip for standard finish. She is very petite, maybe less than 5 ft. Maybe in her 30s. In good shape. She had a great attitude and gave me a good hard massage. Very affectionate, a bit chatty. PM for details. She just arrived and will be there for another month.

LexLuther
11-30-12, 20:26
All of the posts on this place from this board and the Jessup board have been very vague to say the least. Nobody will even tell us the lady's ages or whether they're hot or not, this wouldn't be explicit to provide that basic info. If everyone is so paranoid for them then why bring them up at all? In this next month I'll get there and actually post a review with some reasonable insight. Right now I have a few other options that are defenitely keeping me more than satisfied, some close some an hour away, well depending on traffic.I bring them up because some of you guys are smart enough to find them on BP. Additionally, if you have a credible posting history, and don't appear to be a butt-hole, then information can be shared.

This place (at least in my opinion) is in a tenuous situation. They are in a residential (vice commercial) location in Ellicott City. I'm guessing Howard County Police have jurisdiction there. To my knowledge, Howard County Police can be real dicks. So I have no desire to help them. I asked the lady whom I saw how many people she sees per day and she said it was two. So I don't think that they can sustain a sudden increase in traffic. I'm also fairly certain that the gals who work there are not LMTs. So that also adds to the fragility of their operation.

I hope you can understand this. But if not, oh well!

LexLuther

JankMaster
11-30-12, 23:52
I bring them up because some of you guys are smart enough to find them on BP. Additionally, if you have a credible posting history, and don't appear to be a butt-hole, then information can be shared.

This place (at least in my opinion) is in a tenuous situation. They are in a residential (vice commercial) location in Ellicott City. I'm guessing Howard County Police have jurisdiction there. To my knowledge, Howard County Police can be real dicks. So I have no desire to help them. I asked the lady whom I saw how many people she sees per day and she said it was two. So I don't think that they can sustain a sudden increase in traffic. I'm also fairly certain that the gals who work there are not LMTs. So that also adds to the fragility of their operation.

I hope you can understand this. But if not, oh well!

LexLutherHell imo you have already said to much. Your 1st post was mor than enough info. I got and I found it and went there today. We need not to be so careless at this point with all the open info. Clearly thats what got ml closed again. My cousin owns the barber shop next door to them so I kno who is closing them down. We have been going there for yrs. From now on seniors should share info in pm and then seldect who to share with. And I mean senions that have been posting a while with info. Not just posters. As I stated I went there today and when I was comming out I say another monger there waiting in his car. If you are reading this you know exactly who I am. Hope you had as good a time as I did. Best massage ever

AoxoMoxoa
12-01-12, 00:17
Lex, I didn't mean to quote you, I appolagize.

Turrismaldon
12-01-12, 07:54
I am from the motor city and visiting Baltimore mind shairng some inf; s I'm only here until tomorrow Sunday. Checked out the pic section and was wodneriung where does tingting work?

A pm will be better.

Thanks

JankMaster
12-01-12, 12:54
Ok I just got a pm from some1 that obviously was mad at my last post. We are all men here so the sensitivity level needs to come down alot. If I post here its of general purposes and not directed towards anyone. I think at this point we are all trying to keep from helping leo fuk up all of our playgrounds. So every1 needs to chill and like I said. Share info in pms of detailed info with people who we have seen around or have talked to in pms. But some one with 1 or 2 post that are not of someone or somewhere theyhave been is sketchy. I know every1 has to start somewhere as we all did but if you are a true monger you will build legitimate post in no time.

Every1 be safe

LhWang0320
12-02-12, 02:30
I just wrote a really long post but it got deleted during the upload. Long story short, if you run into a girl named "Blue" at Kyoto, GTFO of there or ask for another chick. Long story short-upcharge, nasty attitude, poor service. She gives an otherwise great establishment a bad name. I definitely TOFTT today, and I'm pissed off. PM for more info.

LH

Cream
12-03-12, 01:38
Back to JHH. .5 +.8. Nice massage and service. Only a 5-6 on the looks scale. 7 body, but the lady was on the verge of being elderly.

Member #4966
12-04-12, 09:51
I think you guys are being a wee bit too paranoid. LEO already has all the info he needs I'm sure. It's only a matter of if he feels like shutting them down or not. But if your not going to post anything, not even trivial details, then why waste bandwidth?

We can report using general info and not be explicit. Of course, personally, I think LEO knows how to read between the lines too (or do I give LE too much credit).

Either way, I'll take one for the team and report back if the girl turns out to be an old buzzard. I just love that feeling when you've left your tip up front, followed monger etiquette 101, and the girl comes in with her walking cane and asks "what'll it be sonny?"


Ok I just got a pm from some1 that obviously was mad at my last post. We are all men here so the sensitivity level needs to come down alot. If I post here its of general purposes and not directed towards anyone. I think at this point we are all trying to keep from helping leo fuk up all of our playgrounds. So every1 needs to chill and like I said. Share info in pms of detailed info with people who we have seen around or have talked to in pms. But some one with 1 or 2 post that are not of someone or somewhere theyhave been is sketchy. I know every1 has to start somewhere as we all did but if you are a true monger you will build legitimate post in no time.

Every1 be safe

Ginger Man
12-04-12, 18:07
I think you guys are being a wee bit too paranoid. LEO already has all the info he needs I'm sure. It's only a matter of if he feels like shutting them down or not. But if your not going to post anything, not even trivial details, then why waste bandwidth?

We can report using general info and not be explicit. Of course, personally, I think LEO knows how to read between the lines too (or do I give LE too much credit).

Either way, I'll take one for the team and report back if the girl turns out to be an old buzzard. I just love that feeling when you've left your tip up front, followed monger etiquette 101, and the girl comes in with her walking cane and asks "what'll it be sonny?"BS closed down. VS closed down. JHH multiple visits from LE. Every time I post "Seniors can PM" I get a dozen or so PMs from one to never posters. (I don't answer.)

What say we just keep it backchannel and low key for a while? I don't want to see Baltimore end up like DC.

RKirk
12-04-12, 19:28
BS closed down. VS closed down. JHH multiple visits from LE. Every time I post "Seniors can PM" I get a dozen or so PMs from one to never posters. (I don't answer.)

What say we just keep it backchannel and low key for a while? I don't want to see Baltimore end up like DC.I am under the impression that Baltimore County does not put massage parlors very high on their list, and only investigate after complaints from neighbors or unhappy customers. Closing down in one location and popping up somewhere else later seems to indicate a neighborhood thing and not a concerted effort to close all massage parlors.

Zappa3
12-04-12, 20:04
BS closed down. VS closed down. JHH multiple visits from LE. Every time I post "Seniors can PM" I get a dozen or so PMs from one to never posters. (I don't answer.)

What say we just keep it backchannel and low key for a while? I don't want to see Baltimore end up like DC.Why let them know which places are most popular. Would not they be among the first targeted?

LuckyMoney
12-05-12, 08:48
BS closed down. VS closed down. JHH multiple visits from LE. Every time I post "Seniors can PM" I get a dozen or so PMs from one to never posters. (I don't answer.)

What say we just keep it backchannel and low key for a while? I don't want to see Baltimore end up like DC.
Why let them know which places are most popular. Would not they be among the first targeted?It's never been Leo just doing what he feels like and recently there seems to be outside forces beyond neighbors and other locals.

Member #4966
12-05-12, 09:32
LEO does what he gets pushed to do by neighborhoods and politicians. All LE has to do is read Backpage and go on a fishing expedition at the AMPs until a hapless girl takes the bait. All someone has to do is have a few brain cells and RTFF and he will get get enough info to find a place and know how to catch them. When and if LE decides to do something he does. He sees your car on the loop, he knows about AMPs, his observational power is so much higher than ours, he chooses not to harrass us. Now when we flagrantly do something in front of him, or a neighborhood group complain loudly enough, he does something.

I've done some REALLY dumb things mongering in the past, these forums help me learn immensely. I have the distinction of THE TRASHMAN himself calling me a dumbass years ago! I'd hate to see this forum degenerate into old men quipping at each other. Last of my 2 cents, I'll go back to lurking until I have a good report.


It's never been Leo just doing what he feels like and recently there seems to be outside forces beyond neighbors and other locals.

DCHung
12-05-12, 10:18
LEO does what he gets pushed to do by neighborhoods and politicians. All LE has to do is read Backpage and go on a fishing expedition at the AMPs until a hapless girl takes the bait. All someone has to do is have a few brain cells and RTFF and he will get get enough info to find a place and know how to catch them. When and if LE decides to do something he does. He sees your car on the loop, he knows about AMPs, his observational power is so much higher than ours, he chooses not to harrass us. Now when we flagrantly do something in front of him, or a neighborhood group complain loudly enough, he does something.

I've done some REALLY dumb things mongering in the past, these forums help me learn immensely. I have the distinction of THE TRASHMAN himself calling me a dumbass years ago! I'd hate to see this forum degenerate into old men quipping at each other. Last of my 2 cents, I'll go back to lurking until I have a good report.Agree catching a BP girl doesn't require alot of effort. These are not complex crime syndicates. However, detailed posting may provide nosy neighbors sufficient background information to file their complaints.

Zappa3
12-05-12, 20:36
LEO does what he gets pushed to do by neighborhoods and politicians. All LE has to do is read Backpage and go on a fishing expedition at the AMPs until a hapless girl takes the bait. All someone has to do is have a few brain cells and RTFF and he will get get enough info to find a place and know how to catch them. When and if LE decides to do something he does. He sees your car on the loop, he knows about AMPs, his observational power is so much higher than ours, he chooses not to harrass us. Now when we flagrantly do something in front of him, or a neighborhood group complain loudly enough, he does something.

I've done some REALLY dumb things mongering in the past, these forums help me learn immensely. I have the distinction of THE TRASHMAN himself calling me a dumbass years ago! I'd hate to see this forum degenerate into old men quipping at each other. Last of my 2 cents, I'll go back to lurking until I have a good report.Possibly you've had different username "years ago" but cmon 29 posts in a mere matter of years. Thanks for all of your input, the last two posts of which you are encouraging the forum to not be paranoid and keep the information flowing. Seems a little odd to me. Just sayin!

BigGill
12-05-12, 21:40
So I'm heading to, what's becoming, my favorite AMP and who do I see cutting me off trying to get there first? Good 'ole Uncle LEO, in his undercover Batmobile! My first thought was,"shew", good thing I stopped to get some cash or I could've been ensnarled in a bust. I started to keep driving past, but my curiosity got the best of me. I had to see how this story was going to end. So I casually turned right and parked in front of a nearby house. As I sat there watching him, I began to wonder why he came without the rest of his family. I saw him waiting on the porch and thought,"oh, his brothers must've stopped for doughnuts first". Finally I saw another monger walk out and Unc walked right past him and in he went.

Goink! It hit me, LEO was a patron! This was too good to pass up so I figured I was a bit more safe. So I drove into the yard and cautiously ventured forward. As I looked closer I verified that he was indeed an uncle, but had VA plates. Just to be safe, I took a quick photo of the Batmobile (and plates) at the location.

Now onto the good stuff. I walked up to the door and pushed the bell. A few moments later a provider came to the door and said,"hi, can you wait 5 mins?", seems Uncle LEO beat me to the punch. This also explained why he was waiting earlier. About 7 mins later another monger walks out, says hi and I'm greeted by a different provider. Not new to me though, I enjoyed her services the time before and she remembered me. She escorted me upstairs to a room and asked if I wanted the hr. I told her that I didn't have time and opted for the half (.5). She then asked me if I wanted to pay her tip up front (1.). I tried to negotiate down but she reminded me that she had given me a break the last time (.8) , seems she did remember. A little too well. I paid and she said to get comfortable and she'd be right back.

When she came back I was face down, bare for all to see. She started the massage and boy was it good! It was so good I almost forgot about the upfront present. She was in front of me and started massaging down to my butt. I reached up to return the favor and realized she wasn't wearing anything. Seems this wonderful person understood that I was pressed for time and skipped the pleasantries. Nice! She said,"I thought maybe you no want more"and we both laughed. Then she started fitting me for my temporary hat. With her mouth. It started to feel too good so I stopped her and she assumed the position, mish. She put a little lube on and we were at it.

At first she was a little flat and then I decided to call on my inner Long Dong Silver (I wish) and she came alive. She told me she liked it a little faster so I obliged. In the cutest Asian accent she said,"I ready I ready". This made me get closer also. As we both reached that magical moment she said,"you kill me, I dying". We both laughed and she left to get a damp cloth. When she returned she wiped my back off 1st. Smart thinking, remove all evidence and then she wiped everywhere else. Great service overall. PM for details.

Massage. 8.

Provider looks. 6 (small frame, smaller rack)

Additional services. 7

EZ duz it, Do it EZ

AoxoMoxoa
12-06-12, 02:00
So I'm heading to, what's becoming, my favorite AMP and who do I see cutting me off trying to get there first? Good 'ole Uncle LEO, in his undercover Batmobile! My first thought was,"shew", good thing I stopped to get some cash or I could've been ensnarled in a bust. I started to keep driving past, but my curiosity got the best of me. I had to see how this story was going to end. So I casually turned right and parked in front of a nearby house. As I sat there watching him, I began to wonder why he came without the rest of his family. I saw him waiting on the porch and thought,"oh, his brothers must've stopped for doughnuts first". Finally I saw another monger walk out and Unc walked right past him and in he went.

Goink! It hit me, LEO was a patron! This was too good to pass up so I figured I was a bit more safe. So I drove into the yard and cautiously ventured forward. As I looked closer I verified that he was indeed an uncle, but had VA plates. Just to be safe, I took a quick photo of the Batmobile (and plates) at the location.

Now onto the good stuff. I walked up to the door and pushed the bell. A few moments later a provider came to the door and said,"hi, can you wait 5 mins?", seems Uncle LEO beat me to the punch. This also explained why he was waiting earlier. About 7 mins later another monger walks out, says hi and I'm greeted by a different provider. Not new to me though, I enjoyed her services the time before and she remembered me. She escorted me upstairs to a room and asked if I wanted the hr. I told her that I didn't have time and opted for the half (.5). She then asked me if I wanted to pay her tip up front (1.). I tried to negotiate down but she reminded me that she had given me a break the last time (.8) , seems she did remember. A little too well. I paid and she said to get comfortable and she'd be right back.

When she came back I was face down, bare for all to see. She started the massage and boy was it good! It was so good I almost forgot about the upfront present. She was in front of me and started massaging down to my butt. I reached up to return the favor and realized she wasn't wearing anything. Seems this wonderful person understood that I was pressed for time and skipped the pleasantries. Nice! She said,"I thought maybe you no want more"and we both laughed. Then she started fitting me for my temporary hat. With her mouth. It started to feel too good so I stopped her and she assumed the position, mish. She put a little lube on and we were at it.

At first she was a little flat and then I decided to call on my inner Long Dong Silver (I wish) and she came alive. She told me she liked it a little faster so I obliged. In the cutest Asian accent she said,"I ready I ready". This made me get closer also. As we both reached that magical moment she said,"you kill me, I dying". We both laughed and she left to get a damp cloth. When she returned she wiped my back off 1st. Smart thinking, remove all evidence and then she wiped everywhere else. Great service overall. PM for details.

Massage. 8.

Provider looks. 6 (small frame, smaller rack)

Additional services. 7

EZ duz it, Do it EZThey can't have their cake and eat it too!

This reminds me of something similar that happened in 1995 in Howard (Hazard) County. I was young at the time but later heard the details. There was a popular AMP at the time right down the street from where I lived. Apparently the HCPD Detectives were setting this place up for a bust, the problem for them is that they were breaking the law. The Detectives were going to this particular place and getting happy endings, and this was happening all of the time. Then they decided to bust the place, needless to say the case was thrown out of Court.

VAPilot
12-06-12, 07:43
For anyone who remembers Annie from 7313, she is back working in town on Belair.

Limited menu, but a wonderful massage. She will put a smile on your face.

She said she would love to see any previous customers from her time at YoYo's shop and I told her I'd pass the word along.

PurePressure
12-06-12, 08:26
Just visited one of our favorite spots, looks like its getting to warm for them around here. More intel as it is gathered.

BigGill
12-06-12, 09:03
Was this at JHH?

SatyIt's in AA county. PM for more details.

Ginger Man
12-06-12, 14:29
My first trip there, it was very odd, mainly because the gal did not like it there.

If anyone has experience there, could you PM me to compare notes? Thanks.

Satya
12-06-12, 15:15
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MdesGator
12-06-12, 15:23
The VA has a police force and they are federal officers but they have nothing to do with local law or ICE.I read that to be Virginia, not Veterans Administration. Just curious, which was it?

BigGill
12-06-12, 15:45
I read that to be Virginia, not Veterans Administration. Just curious, which was it?It was Virginia.

Lingham
12-06-12, 21:13
Last weekend I stopped by Hana spa near Ellicott Citt. My knowledge of Korean language and culture is probably not even rudimentary. I thought "Hana" meant "first" or "number 1", but apparently it means "grandmother". I made an excuse about being called back to work for an emergency and left.

Winefan
12-07-12, 08:43
Check your mailbox. I sent a PM.


My first trip there, it was very odd, mainly because the gal did not like it there.

If anyone has experience there, could you PM me to compare notes? Thanks.

DCHung
12-07-12, 12:16
Last weekend I stopped by Hana spa near Ellicott Citt. My knowledge of Korean language and culture is probably not even rudimentary. I thought "Hana" meant "first" or "number 1", but apparently it means "grandmother". I made an excuse about being called back to work for an emergency and left.I think it should be renamed Halmonie and during once experience not there I swore I got a Halabeoji

Ginger Man
12-07-12, 17:32
Check your mailbox. I sent a PM.Clear your mailbox. Looks like nothing can come or go.

BoloBellgrande
12-08-12, 02:32
Why bother? Going to a parlor and paying for the table shower and message when you can look on eros and get the a message and pussy in a nice hotel room on a bed. I use to go the Shahatsu but I got tired of the begging for more money. The best you are going to get is maybe a BBBJ and only her sucking the head of you dick. If you are really lucky you might get one that will give you a rim job. I have had both from a escort service and parlor. The best parlor to me is the GP in Elkridge. BBBJ only the tip of you dick though. No CIM but you will get a rim job.

ThroatPlunger
12-08-12, 12:05
Why bother? Going to a parlor and paying for the table shower and message when you can look on eros and get the a message and pussy in a nice hotel room on a bed. I use to go the Shahatsu but I got tired of the begging for more money. The best you are going to get is maybe a BBBJ and only her sucking the head of you dick. If you are really lucky you might get one that will give you a rim job. I have had both from a escort service and parlor. The best parlor to me is the GP in Elkridge. BBBJ only the tip of you dick though. No CIM but you will get a rim job.It is difficult to get a BBBJ, especially deep. You can still find that and more if you put in the effort.

Houndog1
12-08-12, 12:13
Seniors that I've dealt with in the past can PM for more info. Bolobellgrande has a lot to learn.

*WOOF!

ThroatPlunger
12-08-12, 12:16
Finally I have found a FS spa outside of DC. I know I've read of others getting some, but I don't like driving that far north. When I stop at an AMP, it isbecause I need to nut and I'm near a decent one. On an urge, I met up with a new Chinese gal. She didn't want me to shower first. That was odd, but I wasn't funky either. Young body but a mid 30s face. She used a little too much teeth, but that seems common because of my cock size. Asians just can't usually open wide enough. So I have two regular spots now. FS with this chick. BBBJs from Kiara. Scheduling with her is a pain though. It would be better if she had an incall in a better area.

RockAndRye
12-08-12, 21:19
Seniors and other helpful posters can PM for a complete report.

RnR

Rascalking
12-09-12, 15:55
I visited JHH a few weeks back and had a great experience. Now I've been reading that it has been visited by LE lately. Has is become too hot to patronize now?

Also, from reading on this board and the other sites it seems like Silk has the youngest and most attractive providers but it is difficult and expensive to get extras from. I'm thinking of trying Kyoto but the location and reviews of providers in their 40s makes me hesitant.

Bigcatt69
12-09-12, 17:25
Ok this report is a bit late, so apologize for that, but I had business in Baltimore last month and since I found that a certain spot next to the 7-11 was not open for business I went a wandering. This took me to try to jhh, which was not too hard to find and I appreciated the parking situation in the area. But, that's about where things end for me. I realize this is a popular spot. But. Wow this is pretty bare. Anyway, I am let in by a woman I am hoping is the MS, and shown to a run down room with a table with some paper on it and a pillow. I pay here hoping that my therapist will be. Well attractive. After told there's no TS, and I should get comfortable on the table to wait, I discover that my finger has just found a glob of gum with a long black hair. Yuck, I get up use the rest room to wash, and really should have just asked for my $ back and got the hell out. But I didn't. So what started badly kept going down hill, crappy massage, in fact even speaking Chinese could not get this therapist to find a work ethic. On the flip, again, I should have just cut my losses, but I didn't. Cheated myself really. Anyway, this rated as one of the low points in my adventures in AMP land, and really leads me to think its time to visit the apartments. Would not return without hearing this spot is over its troubles and offers a better quality services.

Monger83
12-10-12, 01:10
So before I checked this place out, I was on an AMP kick. So I saw Albertos Spa listed on backpage. Young and gorgeous girls. I went down to Highlandtown and scoped the place out. Seemed legit, so I parked. I was about to put money in the meter, and it said free two hour parking. Felt like my lucky day. I go upstairs to a strange set-up. It looks like a legit spa for ladies, but empty. I stand there for a couple seconds, and then the back door opens. A semi attractive old asian lady waves me in. I walk back and enter one of the rooms. I was really hoping she was the MS, but I was wrong. She starts with the massage, and it's not too bad. She does that "from the ceiling" thing where the provider stands on you. Not my cup of tea. The whole time, I was actually wishing that this was a legit massage place. For more details PM me. Stay away from this place. Nothing good is here. As I was walking out, I saw another provider. It literally looked like she stuck her fingers in an electrical socket. Her hair was standing straight up on her head. She had to be 45 years old as well. Again, stay away. If this place was ever talked about on the forum, I must have missed it. I will never be back. Ever.

Liketowatch56
12-10-12, 21:11
So before I checked this place out, I was on an AMP kick. So I saw Albertos Spa listed on backpage. Young and gorgeous girls. I went down to Highlandtown and scoped the place out. Seemed legit, so I parked. I was about to put money in the meter, and it said free two hour parking. Felt like my lucky day. I go upstairs to a strange set-up. It looks like a legit spa for ladies, but empty. I stand there for a couple seconds, and then the back door opens. A semi attractive old asian lady waves me in. I walk back and enter one of the rooms. I was really hoping she was the MS, but I was wrong. She starts with the massage, and it's not too bad. She does that "from the ceiling" thing where the provider stands on you. Not my cup of tea. The whole time, I was actually wishing that this was a legit massage place. For more details PM me. Stay away from this place. Nothing good is here. As I was walking out, I saw another provider. It literally looked like she stuck her fingers in an electrical socket. Her hair was standing straight up on her head. She had to be 45 years old as well. Again, stay away. If this place was ever talked about on the forum, I must have missed it. I will never be back. Ever.I use to go there a couple of times a month, until the the young providers left and they got the real old providers. It's a shame how the place has gone down hill over the years.

Rockman 2000
12-11-12, 09:00
Went to VR, its very nice and clean, nic eexperience. Basically its TBC but half the cost.

GreyGoose01
12-11-12, 12:42
I've actively read the reports on the forum for a while although I've only posted once maybe twice. I thought I would throw out my recent findings since everyone on here is always good abotu keeping the group in the loop. Today I visited TF in ellicott city. I checked the forums but not much was written and since its close by I figured I'd TOFTT. Called set up appointment and after being asked to wait 15 minutes while she was in shower I walked in and was greeted by who I thought was MS. Older unit, spinner type but not much to look at. Into the room we go, nice table, the usual setup. Lay down and get an average massage, a little touch and go with the boys but otherwise average. On the flip I was offered more which I indulged, kitty was all natural which is a turn off, but such is life I had tipped in advance. CBJ followed by CG, RCG finish in mish. Was offered shower which I took. While I was in shower Sasha was sitting on toilet cleaning herself with water. Thats a first for me. But no matter, I checked the clock and still had 20 mins left asked for additional massage which she obliged.

Private condo-8.

Area-10.

Looks-6.

Body-6. If you like spinners. She is for you.

Boobs-tiny.

Massage-6. I really expect alot more from these places.

Skills-6.

Standard fare applies.

Like I said average

GreyGoose01
12-11-12, 12:53
I just posted about EC. I also wanted to report on my finidngs in Jessup the week of Thanksgiving. Had family in town needed a break so I made the drive to Jessup. Never been there but figured since I was on that side of town WTH. Walked in standard rate. I always take the hour. Was taken to room and greeted by very nice looking therapist. Early 30's skinny as a rail nice rack. Was a nice start the massage, worked all the major groups a little fun here and there as it goes. Then on flip was asked to tip which for what was on the menu high$. Only CBJ available. No worries, I need the break any way. During the time she was complaining I was takign too long. First came up 5 mins into session. Then just started complaining constantly. Meanwhile we are 35 mins into session total and flip has only been 5-10 mins. I have never done this before but I told her I was finished and I was leaving. She got mad go figure. In comes MS asks whats wrong I explain therapist is complaining about takign too long and its the holidays and she wants to leave so I got up. MS refunds tip + some of the standard rate. MS told me she was sorry and it wouldn't happen again. I thanked MS and told her it was ok and left. Point to be made. While it is a decent drive for me to the hospital, I have always been treated well, gotten better than average massage and fun finish regardless. There is one more place down here I want to try, its off tamar in Columbia. If that doesn't work I am giving up unless I am near the hospital.

Be safe.

The goose

Symptom Addict
12-12-12, 14:39
Just got a text message informing me that our favorite NW AMP is back at a new location. Wondering if I'm the only one or if anyone else has been contacted?

Trusted members are free to inquire privately for more.

Gintonicrocks
12-12-12, 19:56
Joppatowne is shut down at present, Yo-yo is working out of 7313 for present. Got another great massage from her as always. Lulu and Coco from J-towne are taking Christmas break while salon is closed. Hope she gets everything fixed in Hazard Co, it is close by, and a nice set-up.

Have a nice Christmas, or any other holiday you prefer.

GTR

Srt806
12-12-12, 20:08
Visited RL 2 weeks ago. Will say got lost at first since it was my first time visiting my GPS acted dumb and took me further. Anyways it seemed slow went in afternoon. Will say its not really discreet since its like in a small "shopping area" has lots of store near it. I ended up getting linda. She is in her late 20 early 30. Decent body I prefer mor curvy girls. Massage was decent not the best and not the worst. On flip side she went straight for HE. When I hinted her for more menu options she denied and said she has no more options. Her English was a 4/10 took me a while to understand what she meant. Let her finish what she started. Got my full time which was good. She also ddnt complain about tip which also good I guess. She did hint thought that others hand her more but I told her I will visit again and give more which she was okay with. All in all okay experience. Will I go again? Maybe will I see her again? Probably not will like to try others.

Thenocturnal
12-12-12, 21:05
I just posted about EC. I also wanted to report on my finidngs in Jessup the week of Thanksgiving. Had family in town needed a break so I made the drive to Jessup. Never been there but figured since I was on that side of town WTH. Walked in standard rate. I always take the hour. Was taken to room and greeted by very nice looking therapist. Early 30's skinny as a rail nice rack. Was a nice start the massage, worked all the major groups a little fun here and there as it goes. Then on flip was asked to tip which for what was on the menu high$. Only CBJ available. No worries, I need the break any way. During the time she was complaining I was takign too long. First came up 5 mins into session. Then just started complaining constantly. Meanwhile we are 35 mins into session total and flip has only been 5-10 mins. I have never done this before but I told her I was finished and I was leaving. She got mad go figure. In comes MS asks whats wrong I explain therapist is complaining about takign too long and its the holidays and she wants to leave so I got up. MS refunds tip + some of the standard rate. MS told me she was sorry and it wouldn't happen again. I thanked MS and told her it was ok and left. Point to be made. While it is a decent drive for me to the hospital, I have always been treated well, gotten better than average massage and fun finish regardless. There is one more place down here I want to try, its off tamar in Columbia. If that doesn't work I am giving up unless I am near the hospital.

Be safe.

The gooseIf you thought the jessup places were expensive for what you got, stay away from 'near tamar', they'll need use the AED and call the EMTs when they quote you prices.

(total damage for full menu reaches $$$$$)

The price rule of thumb I've found for MD. House fee (currently. 8) + $ for a tip that gets you _as much as is allowed_ at the establishment.

Lesser tips get lesser performance from the baseline 'the most that mamsan allows'.

Poor tips insures a lousy massage and no extras at all.

The full menu in MD has always been somewhat unusual, and is pretty rare of late.

The fact that that $ tip has been a constant for over 20 years means it is no longer as fixed as it once was. Ladies are quite reasonably of the opinion they deserve a raise after all that time, in a lot of places $.2 to $.5 is now expected.

Smo Pig2
12-12-12, 22:33
I've actively read the reports on the forum for a while although I've only posted once maybe twice. I thought I would throw out my recent findings since everyone on here is always good abotu keeping the group in the loop. Today I visited TF in ellicott city. I checked the forums but not much was written and since its close by I figured I'd TOFTT. Called set up appointment and after being asked to wait 15 minutes while she was in shower I walked in and was greeted by who I thought was MS. Older unit, spinner type but not much to look at. Into the room we go, nice table, the usual setup. Lay down and get an average massage, a little touch and go with the boys but otherwise average. On the flip I was offered more which I indulged, kitty was all natural which is a turn off, but such is life I had tipped in advance. CBJ followed by CG, RCG finish in mish. Was offered shower which I took. While I was in shower Sasha was sitting on toilet cleaning herself with water. Thats a first for me. But no matter, I checked the clock and still had 20 mins left asked for additional massage which she obliged.

Private condo-8.

Area-10.

Looks-6.

Body-6. If you like spinners. She is for you.

Boobs-tiny.

Massage-6. I really expect alot more from these places.

Skills-6.

Standard fare applies.

Like I said averageTf have better providers, it's worth another shot. I'm not crazy about the location though.

Mandruas
12-12-12, 22:53
. Today I visited TF in ellicott city.

Body-6. If you like spinners. She is for you.I LOVE spinners! I can't think of a TF in Ellicott City though. What's that? I'm ready to go! Please PM me ASAP. TIA.

Hungalo67
12-12-12, 23:21
I recently went to Rl therapy on 198. It is very nice inside. The door fee was. 5 and the girl was. 2 it was a happy ending. I can't remember the girls name, but it wasn't a good massage at all. The place was very nice inside. I didn't get to see any showers, but I did use the bathroom which was very nice. The place was very classy. I wasn't impressed with the rub / tug. A little too much tug. LOL anyway I may check back again but as everyone knows now for. 5 to. 8 you can get a BP of your choice for a quickie.

Sir Willae
12-13-12, 16:15
In my attempt to find THE ONE that everyone keeps talking about, I have been working my way through all the BP advertisers in and around Ellicott City. So far, results have been varied from bad to decent. Can't say I would necessarily repeat with any of them. Will PM details upon request. But in keeping with the current spirit of the forum, I won't post anything here.

LhWang0320
12-13-12, 23:19
Had BBFS with my fav provider. She sure is amazing. A true diamond in the rough.

Mandruas
12-13-12, 23:30
In my attempt to find THE ONE that everyone keeps talking about, I have been working my way through all the BP advertisers in and around Ellicott City. So far, results have been varied from bad to decent. Can't say I would necessarily repeat with any of them. Will PM details upon request. But in keeping with the current spirit of the forum, I won't post anything here.I've asked for PMs, but so far all I've gotten is BS / squadoosh. Either no one's telling, or there is no such place. I suspect the latter.

However I did discover an interesting place in Laurel during the search. If there is a TF, I'd be willing to trade. You first.

Gaggleofgeese
12-14-12, 00:25
So I'm the luckiest guy on this forum.

Not only does my wife know, and approve, of my experiences with AMPs, she wants to give it a try herself.

Problem is, I've been unable to find anywhere that tells me whether they even accept female customers, and whether any extras would be available to her. I figure it might even be different rules in different establishments, but I don't even know where to start. Unless any of you guys have an insight on this, I could just go and ask. Just afraid they'll get skittish on me.

ApthyCat
12-14-12, 01:48
I've asked for PMs, but so far all I've gotten is BS / squadoosh. Either no one's telling, or there is no such place. I suspect the latter.

However I did discover an interesting place in Laurel during the search. If there is a TF, I'd be willing to trade. You first.I think TF is Twin Flowers (I have seen on BP a few times). No idea if this is the 'place' people have been talking about. I have never been but I assume it is legit. (since I have no real info. Not interested in a trade)

JankMaster
12-14-12, 13:44
So I'm the luckiest guy on this forum.

Not only does my wife know, and approve, of my experiences with AMPs, she wants to give it a try herself.

Problem is, I've been unable to find anywhere that tells me whether they even accept female customers, and whether any extras would be available to her. I figure it might even be different rules in different establishments, but I don't even know where to start. Unless any of you guys have an insight on this, I could just go and ask. Just afraid they'll get skittish on me.I could tape the corners of my eyes back and handle that for you. J / k

Alex2918
12-14-12, 15:33
I was there last Monday. While I was in the room, it appeared someone in male voice started talking loudly and I heard loud voice.

Of someone on stairs. I got off and got dressed. The lady went out to check. I was hoping she will come back quickly to let me.

Know that the guy was either other customer or one of their employee. She took long time and two ladies kept talking for long time.

When she came back I asked if there was someone, she said yes. The she told me to come back in 2 weeks. There were some language.

Problem also however I did get a vibe that not everything is normal. Either they are being watched or ladies are scared.

Zappa3
12-14-12, 15:33
So I'm the luckiest guy on this forum.

Not only does my wife know, and approve, of my experiences with AMPs, she wants to give it a try herself.

Problem is, I've been unable to find anywhere that tells me whether they even accept female customers, and whether any extras would be available to her. I figure it might even be different rules in different establishments, but I don't even know where to start. Unless any of you guys have an insight on this, I could just go and ask. Just afraid they'll get skittish on me.I'd forget about an AMP. Most of these women are pretty conservative when it comes to that sort of thing. I'd suggest trying a well reviewed backpage chick who is into that. Good luck.

Thenocturnal
12-14-12, 18:16
I think TF is Twin Flowers (I have seen on BP a few times). No idea if this is the 'place' people have been talking about. I have never been but I assume it is legit. (since I have no real info. Not interested in a trade)Ah the "spa" with no name, does have a searchable name that matches known phone numbers.

Most of the info is, I believe, on the Jessup board.

The one people are ultra cautious about, with fairly good reason.

EyeSpi
12-14-12, 21:01
A little research on you part would be nice! I told you the truth not BS! Try typing Twin Flowers Spa in your Google search! Want me to set a apointment for you also?


I've asked for PMs, but so far all I've gotten is BS / squadoosh. Either no one's telling, or there is no such place. I suspect the latter.

However I did discover an interesting place in Laurel during the search. If there is a TF, I'd be willing to trade. You first.

Gaggleofgeese
12-15-12, 00:25
Heh well that's a bummer. Actually she isn't even all that worried about getting extras, she just wants the massage by a hot provider.

Popcruiser
12-15-12, 05:28
Went to VR, its very nice and clean, nic eexperience. Basically its TBC but half the cost.I have been wanting to try VR since I enjoyed TBC in the past. BUT, do they really require appointments and paperwork as the website suggests?

Noob Dude
12-15-12, 09:46
Just getting around to posting my latest outings. My normal place in GB is still my go to. I think they just have a very comfortable atmosphere and the services are generally very therapeutic and relaxing. I will say that there was new talent a few months ago that was defiantly different in the location (relative of lucy liu maybe?). Very easy on the eyes as they say, but she is long gone. Every once and a while a new massage therapist shows up and it's defiantly a delight while they are in town.

I also tried out the new place (to me) in EC a few weeks ago. I did have a good time, but I haven't quite decided if I will go back or not. I don't think my experience was the same as others, so I'm not sure. They defiantly try, but the location over the service really makes me assess the risk versus the reward in that outing. That said, I may make one more visit just to get a sense of if I should leave them in the go to places list or add them to the avoid.

I would put more info, but just trying to abide by the new format in the thread.

Stay safe out there gents.

Scumbler
12-15-12, 13:29
Yes, they do, but it's really no big deal. You can use a pseud & all the fake info you want.


I have been wanting to try VR since I enjoyed TBC in the past. BUT, do they really require appointments and paperwork as the website suggests?

Mandruas
12-15-12, 15:08
I think TF is Twin Flowers (I have seen on BP a few times). No idea if this is the 'place' people have been talking about. I have never been but I assume it is legit. (since I have no real info. Not interested in a trade)Thanks to you and to all the folks who sent PMs. Much appreciated. I'll PM the Laurel 411 to the senior members who asked.

Mandruas
12-15-12, 15:23
A little research on you part would be nice! I told you the truth not BS! Try typing Twin Flowers Spa in your Google search! Want me to set a apointment for you also?Yes, please set one up. I am totally helpless and am a candidate for pity and abuse.

Smiling Fox
12-15-12, 16:30
I have been debating to post this. But I think I will.

I am sure it will be very very vague.

I spoke to an old friend. She said that they are doing "Massage" now.

It is "not safe" and so she hasnt called me. Thank you.

I know her well, and she would call me from time to time, to see how I am doing?

Now she cannot call me, but maybe soon one day she can. ?

Ah. On another note.

Met a mature lady this week. Says she used to do massage over in rosedale.

Think she said her name was Jenn.

Great massage, too. LOL.

She might be needing some extra help, to stay clean. I may be come a friend.

We will see.

Be safe out there.

Smiling Fox, ; }

Gaggleofgeese
12-15-12, 20:10
Turns out, yep, there's one up on Rt 1 that will, in fact, see female clients. Half hour only though.

Satya
12-16-12, 15:03
I visited the hospital Friday afternoon and I have some info trusted members may be interested in. I had a very good time.

Gaggleofgeese
12-16-12, 23:47
I could tape the corners of my eyes back and handle that for you. J / kForgot to say earlier. That could be arranged. She's into that too.

Raven101
12-17-12, 01:12
Very very accurate, one time I went there and there was a very cute college girl who opened the door and I was excited but then a 50+ woman did the services.


Last weekend I stopped by Hana spa near Ellicott Citt. My knowledge of Korean language and culture is probably not even rudimentary. I thought "Hana" meant "first" or "number 1", but apparently it means "grandmother". I made an excuse about being called back to work for an emergency and left.

ShaferShark
12-17-12, 11:12
Went to VR, its very nice and clean, nic eexperience. Basically its TBC but half the cost.I tried this place out last week. Unless you were dropping 4 bills at TBC, I don't know where you got the 'half the cost' from. Was quoted $$, declined, and left. Too high for services offered.

ElCapitano1
12-17-12, 14:23
Visited RL 2 weeks ago. Will say got lost at first since it was my first time visiting my GPS acted dumb and took me further.Used to be a great place to visit when they were in Route 1. Visited twice at the new loc, seen 2 different providers, young and pretty but their services not so good so I won't be returning there in the future, in term of services you can get what you want but you have to spend a lot and only if you're a regular.

VAPilot
12-17-12, 14:41
Joppatowne is shut down at present, Yo-yo is working out of 7313 for present. Got another great massage from her as always. Lulu and Coco from J-towne are taking Christmas break while salon is closed. Hope she gets everything fixed in Hazard Co, it is close by, and a nice set-up.

Have a nice Christmas, or any other holiday you prefer.

GTR7313 is being advertised in a couple Chinese language newspapers as being for sale $25K.

YoYo has approached Annie a couple of times about buying it from her. So far, Annie has declined.

Ginger Man
12-17-12, 14:51
I would recommend staying away until they bring in a new roster. My session was not good. They remind me of the Ravens' offensive line: they may look like players, but every aspect of the game they got wrong.

So bad it was funny.

A guy told me, I did not listen.

That is all I have to say.

DarkDante87
12-17-12, 16:15
So I did some research into TBC and their new location. I will tell trusted members where it is. Anyways there is a brazilian girl there who is a complete bombshell. Nice everything. However for the full experience (you know) she wanted an extra 1 on top of the 1. 8 house payment. The he on just the house cost was phenomenal to say the least.

DarkDante87
12-17-12, 16:17
I'm sick of the same old parlors. Can someone pm me some good private providers that people have experienced? BTW I have plenty of info on most of the mps around I can share info. Send the ads please

DarkDante87
12-17-12, 16:35
So I'm kinda afraid to revisit jhh due to recent posts although I've been there multiple times without problems. Anyone got an update that might calm the nerves?

Jakemyers4
12-17-12, 21:31
Had various aches and pains Friday, so it was time for a hospital checkup. I saw Nurse Anna-she has lost some weight and looks really great. Still has that fine smile and crinkly, happy eyes when she smiles, too. I felt fine when I left an hour later. She remains one of my favorites.

Eric Ron
12-18-12, 00:08
Hello I been reading the posts about this new AMP and didn"t find much info on it so tonight I went out to find out for myself now I understand why their wasn't that much info but if you have not being it's a great place to go to relax if you know what I mean

The NewGuy
12-18-12, 00:10
I tried this place out last week. Unless you were dropping 4 bills at TBC, I don't know where you got the 'half the cost' from. Was quoted $$, declined, and left. Too high for services offered.Not sure how you rubbed off with them at VR, but they are 1/2 the price of TBC. Maybe they didn't want your business. LOL.

The NewGuy
12-18-12, 00:13
Very very accurate, one time I went there and there was a very cute college girl who opened the door and I was excited but then a 50+ woman did the services.Actually, I think it is YMMV there. I have been there in the past and recall the cute college girl you were referring to. Her name is Han (not sure if I spelled it correctly) , she actually gave me the service a few times. The massage was good but not too much on the menu there.

Hugh Jardon
12-18-12, 10:45
Turns out, yep, there's one up on Rt 1 that will, in fact, see female clients. Half hour only though.Dude, you owe it to us to provide some details if / when you do this with your wife. This sounds awesome!

DarkDante87
12-18-12, 11:26
Had various aches and pains Friday, so it was time for a hospital checkup. I saw Nurse Anna-she has lost some weight and looks really great. Still has that fine smile and crinkly, happy eyes when she smiles, too. I felt fine when I left an hour later. She remains one of my favorites.Well I guess that settles it. I'll be a returning customer once again.

Rockman 2000
12-18-12, 14:33
Not sure how you rubbed off with them at VR, but they are 1/2 the price of TBC. Maybe they didn't want your business. LOL.I agree 100% with NewGuy. Its was $ for an ok massage after a great table shower. I tipped her for a fantastic HE. Nowhere near $$ or $$$$, they couldn't have been nicer either.

CaptainEddie
12-19-12, 07:58
New place on east Joppa. Was lured there last week from ad on BP featuring "European model". Gave Julianna two bills for the lamest massage I've had to date. Easy on the eyes (did take her top off) and did finish with HE. She tells me this place is owned by operators of TBC. Nice facilities with rear entrance.

DarkDante87
12-19-12, 20:14
New place on east Joppa. Was lured there last week from ad on BP featuring "European model". Gave Julianna two bills for the lamest massage I've had to date. Easy on the eyes (did take her top off) and did finish with HE. She tells me this place is owned by operators of TBC. Nice facilities with rear entrance.Captain Eddie. You have a pm from me.

PaulHahn3
12-19-12, 21:39
Just to share with all in Maryland in case you visit Philly. I was in Philadelphia recently. I can highly recommend a place called Cutie. I saw Evie or Eva and she was very nice. Actually a pretty good massage, and I left fully satisfied. .6 hour, plus usual tip levels. A very broad menu of services available.

The NewGuy
12-19-12, 22:52
I know this isn't the right thread but I wanted to repost it. It was posted in the PG Forum and it was a good article of a recent sting out there and I know many of you here don't read that section and would benefit from this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dark-world-of-prostitution-turns-to-the-day/2012/12/17/d26f9842-432a-11e2-8061-253bccfc7532_story.html

Faustus
12-19-12, 23:07
ALBERTOS SPA REVIEW.

So I was stressed and wanted a good massage and perhaps a little more. I had read the reviews of this place and they basically say don't go there. However, it is so close to my house and places can definitely improve. Just wanting a massage I went in not expecting much. Maybe a little backrub and a tug.

Oh shit. Reduced expectations are a good thing, unless and until they are dashed against the rocks of "my god I never dreampt it could be this bad".

SHORT REVIEW: DO NOT GO THERE.

LONG REVIEW: DO NOT EVER GO THERE!

STORY: So you go in the front door. Not the one to the street- the one on the right that goes up the stairs. The street window is just for show. Upstairs there is the standard "looks like a cheap gym" waiting room that nobody on the face of the planet has ever used, and the standard locked door you got to knock and wait.

So grandma-san answers the door with sort of a smile (grimace really) and leads me back to a room. This is a scary old lady (the phrase "withered crone" leaps to mind). She asks for seventy for hour massage with table shower, which I happily provide. I get comfortable and wait for the massage girl to arrive.

First sign of trouble. No change was given for the 80 I gave her. She kept the change. Second sign. Grandma-san shows back up and beckons me to shower. Huh? Really? Where's the girl. Are you even female? WTF? Now two things. I know most of you would raise a stink right here. Where's my change? Where's a real girl? And if no real girl, give me my cash back. Me, I prefer to live and learn. I really just was here for a massage, and sometimes mama-san give you the shower and then sends a girl in for the real action.

Big mistake.

After a passable table shower, grammy towels me off and sticks me in a sauna. At this point I'm worried. Is this seriously the massage girl? I figure (and I've had it before) the older ladies sometimes really REALLY know how to give a great massage. I've had some of the more experienced older massage ladies do things to my back that a paid pro chiro could not manage.

Yep. It was grammy. I'm getting a massage from the crypt keeper.

And. She didn't suck. To suck at something, you have to know the basics. I mean, somebody can't "suck" at driving a car unless they know that you put the key in the ignition and turn it to start it up, then put it in gear to make it go.

I do not believe that this decrepit withered husk has ever one in her miserable life actually given a genuine massage. She basically poked at various, random places on my back and arms with random pressure and random pace, never stopping on one point for more than about 8 seconds.

About seven minutes into it she started the quiz."Have you ever been here?" "What you want to do?" "How much you spend?" After some really painful back and forth a menue started to emerge. $80 MORE for HJ, and $120 for FS. Oral was NOT on this menue. Yes these prices were in addition to the $70 I had paid for the hour massage, and the $10 she had stolen from me. I offered $60 for HJ and she actually hissed at me.

I told her. I just want a good massage. Her eyes crossed as this rattled around in her little brain, and she poked at my back for about ten minutes more and told me I needed to pay the upcharge or it was time to go.

Done. I'm leaving. Twenty-two minutes total including table shower and hour long massage.

Never go there. Never. I only went because it is basically a mile closer to my house than Pinetree (which take my word REALLY knows how to give a good pampering shower and massage). This place. Is shit.

Faust

MongerMaster
12-20-12, 13:03
I know this isn't the right thread but I wanted to repost it. It was posted in the PG Forum and it was a good article of a recent sting out there and I know many of you here don't read that section and would benefit from this.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dark-world-of-prostitution-turns-to-the-day/2012/12/17/d26f9842-432a-11e2-8061-253bccfc7532_story.htmlThanks for the info, new guy.

Gintonicrocks
12-20-12, 17:40
Do you also touch the bench when the wet paint sign is there. In the years I have been on this board, I have never seen anything good ever written about Alberto's. You could have just as well gone to Pinetree and taken better odds of getting a decent R&T. Possibly more with the right provider. With house fees and tip over a Benjamin you need to heed what has been written here, more.

Stick with the reliable houses that are mentioned well here, and know that your money is not being thrown away.

GTR

DCHung
12-20-12, 19:17
Do you also touch the bench when the wet paint sign is there. In the years I have been on this board, I have never seen anything good ever written about Alberto's. You could have just as well gone to Pinetree and taken better odds of getting a decent R&T. Possibly more with the right provider. With house fees and tip over a Benjamin you need to heed what has been written here, more.

Stick with the reliable houses that are mentioned well here, and know that your money is not being thrown away.

GTRI have to give Faustus credit for admitting he made a mistake. I'm glad he shared it with the board and posted a clear review. This should serve as a warning to anyone who reads it.

Mandruas
12-20-12, 19:39
I'm sick of the same old parlors. Can someone pm me some good private providers that people have experienced? BTW I have plenty of info on most of the mps around I can share info. Send the ads pleaseSorry Dick Tracey, LE like everyone else, should post their own experiences before getting new 411.

Mandruas
12-20-12, 19:44
ALBERTOS SPA REVIEW.

So I was stressed and wanted a good massage and perhaps a little more. I had read the reviews of this place and they basically say don't go there. However, it is so close to my house and places can definitely improve. Just wanting a massage I went in not expecting much. Maybe a little backrub and a tug.

Oh shit. Reduced expectations are a good thing, unless and until they are dashed against the rocks of "my god I never dreampt it could be this bad".

SHORT REVIEW: DO NOT GO THERE.

LONG REVIEW: DO NOT EVER GO THERE!

STORY: So you go in the front door. Not the one to the street- the one on the right that goes up the stairs. The street window is just for show. Upstairs there is the standard "looks like a cheap gym" waiting room that nobody on the face of the planet has ever used, and the standard locked door you got to knock and wait.

So grandma-san answers the door with sort of a smile (grimace really) and leads me back to a room. This is a scary old lady (the phrase "withered crone" leaps to mind). She asks for seventy for hour massage with table shower, which I happily provide. I get comfortable and wait for the massage girl to arrive.

First sign of trouble. No change was given for the 80 I gave her. She kept the change. Second sign. Grandma-san shows back up and beckons me to shower. Huh? Really? Where's the girl. Are you even female? WTF? Now two things. I know most of you would raise a stink right here. Where's my change? Where's a real girl? And if no real girl, give me my cash back. Me, I prefer to live and learn. I really just was here for a massage, and sometimes mama-san give you the shower and then sends a girl in for the real action.

Big mistake.

After a passable table shower, grammy towels me off and sticks me in a sauna. At this point I'm worried. Is this seriously the massage girl? I figure (and I've had it before) the older ladies sometimes really REALLY know how to give a great massage. I've had some of the more experienced older massage ladies do things to my back that a paid pro chiro could not manage.

Yep. It was grammy. I'm getting a massage from the crypt keeper.

FaustYou're being too harsh. I had a good experience with that provider! But admittedly that was back in 1992 when she was only middle aged.

Houndog1
12-20-12, 20:41
If you tried to PM and my inbox was full, I've cleared it out.

Been on the road for a while, don't know how good we got it until you see how dead is a lot of the rest of the country. Looking forward to getting back.

Happy hunting,

HD

Member #4323
12-20-12, 21:31
Do you also touch the bench when the wet paint sign is there. In the years I have been on this board, I have never seen anything good ever written about Alberto's. You could have just as well gone to Pinetree and taken better odds of getting a decent R&T. Possibly more with the right provider. With house fees and tip over a Benjamin you need to heed what has been written here, more.

Stick with the reliable houses that are mentioned well here, and know that your money is not being thrown away.

GTRDon't be too hard on my bro Faustus. I used to live right by Alberto's as well, and I've been there more times than I'd like to admit. You choose to move to the city because you value convenience, and sometimes you don't feel like fighting traffic to the top of the Beltway, or you don't feel like dealing with the annoyance of going through the tunnel.

I never had service THAT bad though haha. I wouldn't be back after that (and don't plan on ever going back anyway now that I don't live there anymore).

ThroatPlunger
12-21-12, 03:25
I'm sick of the same old parlors. Can someone pm me some good private providers that people have experienced? BTW I have plenty of info on most of the mps around I can share info. Send the ads pleaseDude, if you want the best, there are some Chinese dudes at Columbia Mall. There are a couple women there too sometimes, usually better and younger than what you might find at Lotus. Don't go for the ladies though. They are too weak to work your muscles. It is like $55 for the hour.

PassionDweller
12-22-12, 15:19
Hey, guys its been a while since I logged on and haven't hunted in a while. Funds are kind of low during the hoidays so there isn't much time or money for the hobby. I remember ML was my favorite place to be during the summer but it suddenly closed.

Anyone know what happened or if they opened again? I couldn't find any le or news reports on it. I miss Momo ha ha

BWalker
12-24-12, 22:25
Hey, guys its been a while since I logged on and haven't hunted in a while. Funds are kind of low during the hoidays so there isn't much time or money for the hobby. I remember ML was my favorite place to be during the summer but it suddenly closed.

Anyone know what happened or if they opened again? I couldn't find any le or news reports on it. I miss Momo ha haThey were open last month. Drove by last week and lights off door locked. The neon open sign was removed. Does not look good. Was my favorite go to place.

Raven101
12-26-12, 12:41
They were open last month. Drove by last week and lights off door locked. The neon open sign was removed. Does not look good. Was my favorite go to place.My understanding was pressure from their neighbors was the reason they closed. They have the church across the street I think was pressuring them.

I had just started visiting there and was disappointed too.

Oakwood99
12-26-12, 15:35
I visited the new spot in EC ON Sunday, I didn't draw a young provider as I prefer. She was probably late 30ish with a soft body. Her attitude was great but I wasn't feeling it. I settled for the basic and departed. I hope on my next visit a 20ish face will open the door.

Oakwood99
12-26-12, 17:25
I visited the new spot in EC ON Sunday, I didn't draw a young provider as I prefer. She was probably late 30ish with a soft body. Her attitude was great but I wasn't feeling it. I settled for the basic and departed. I hope on my next visit a 20ish face will open the door.Shout out to Ginger Man for the info!

Hawkeye In Md
12-26-12, 17:34
Shout out to Ginger Man for the info!
I visited the new spot in EC ON Sunday, I didn't draw a young provider as I prefer. She was probably late 30ish with a soft body. Her attitude was great but I wasn't feeling it. I settled for the basic and departed. I hope on my next visit a 20ish face will open the door.Been there 3 times. Different staff 2 of the 3 times. None in thier 20's. But enthusiastic and believable performances.

Just don't expect to get an hour for the hour rate.

Pussy Romper
12-26-12, 23:44
They were open last month. Drove by last week and lights off door locked. The neon open sign was removed. Does not look good. Was my favorite go to place.Bummer, I get there about 1x month and was heading over there soon. Thanks for the update. Saw a favorite at another hospital, Cindi is in town. She is great and is soon heading back to NY

Then China for "vacation". Thanks for the update on ML

Member #4338
12-27-12, 18:01
Going to keep this on the down low. Trusted seniors may PM me for intel.

Houndog1
12-29-12, 13:16
Dropped by the new place, reincarnation of VS. Door opens and it's the old manager from VS, now doing massage. Long story short, decent looking girl, decent massage but all business, no personality at all, period. Also paranoid. Place was cold too, couldn't relax because my muscles were so tight from the chill. Saw one of the other girls on the way out, not my type. May return if the rotation changes, apparently one of my old fav's, Mindy, may be there soon. Discreet location but with residences to one side and businesses to the other may not last.

Houndog *woof!*

Scumbler
12-29-12, 13:33
Yep, I can confirm the same experience as Hound. Will only return if the lineup improves.


Dropped by the new place, reincarnation of VS. Door opens and it's the old manager from VS, now doing massage. Long story short, decent looking girl, decent massage but all business, no personality at all, period. Also paranoid. Place was cold too, couldn't relax because my muscles were so tight from the chill. Saw one of the other girls on the way out, not my type. May return if the rotation changes, apparently one of my old fav's, Mindy, may be there soon. Discreet location but with residences to one side and businesses to the other may not last.

Houndog *woof!

PaulHahn3
12-29-12, 14:13
I had business in DC. On the way back I felt the need for a massage and all, so I decided to try TK.

Had Baby or Beebee-not sure of spelling / pronunciation.

Anyway, the "and all" was better than the massage, but overall a very enjoyable hour well worth the stop. Standard fees (.7 for basic hour charge) and tipping. I will go

Again the next time I"m down that way.

LhWang0320
12-29-12, 18:09
Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.

No Brains78
12-29-12, 19:17
Drive by ML Friday around 2. Open sign was lit so I popped in. Momasan (not either of the two I've seen in the past) stuck her head out the sliding glass window (yeah, it opens) and told me she had no girls. I don't know if she got a weird vibe from me or what but I left very disappointed.

Horsetrader
12-29-12, 21:24
Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.Read everything. Go back 2 or 3 years, not just the last 10 pages. Contribute what you can without giving away the farm. We like to read both good and bad reviews. TOFTT. Develop a circle of online mongering friends via PM, not just with the 300+ posters. The posted hints will start to mean something and your online mongering friends can clarify the rest of the stuff. Plenty of information will flow.

Hugh Jardon
12-29-12, 22:33
Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.What a funny post!

Do you know how to read?

JankMaster
12-29-12, 23:18
They are back open. I'm going over now. I just called. I live in walking distance. Ill let every1 know how it went. For those of you who had seen jeani before she isn't there

Oakwood99
12-30-12, 12:23
Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.You get out what you put in.

Drunker Irish
12-30-12, 17:19
Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.Did you look at post #6230 Mr. Eight post total guy.

:rolleyes

Houndog1
12-30-12, 20:22
We exist to do the will of the LURKERS of course, what else would we wish to do with our time?

Here is my share of the day: RTFF.

Hope you enjoyed,

Houndog *ARF!


Nobody shares anything on this forum anymore. Why does it even exist? Just sayin'.

Ekim Ekim
12-31-12, 10:11
They are back open. I'm going over now. I just called. I live in walking distance. Ill let every1 know how it went. For those of you who had seen jeani before she isn't thereDid you make it over? It has been a while since I posted. My account has been acting weird. I have not been able to log on, despite using the same password and login. I have only visited 3 AMPs in my lifetime. 2 of which have been ML. It is my "go to" place, since that is what I am comfortable with. Last time was with Rosie and I have been thinking of her ever since. HA HA

JoeyAncona
12-31-12, 10:51
Checked out the new place in Ellicott City last night—was kind of disappointed. You pay. 60 for the hour, which isn't a bad price except for the fact that you'll be forced out within 40 minutes at the longest. Everything is on the table, but you'll have to haggle a little bit since they definitely try to upsell over the normal tipping fees.

Provider was fine-looking Chinese woman (Helen) , and definitely provided a believable performance as one poster said, but the moment your session is up she turns into a cold fish. No extra foot or scalp massage to fill out the time—after I busted, she literally told me to go wash my hands (an odd request) , and then told me to get my clothes on and leave.

It's not a bad place, but I would advise to hit up one of the tried and true regulars (ML, Kyoto) instead.

Stealth Mode
12-31-12, 14:27
http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/keep-cool-with-this-sexxy-model-21/4166170

(443) 468-9554.

I wanted to try something different from the escorts, so I went looking for a good body rub. I did some research on El, and decided to take the plunge. El is the female in the top picture for sure. She is a tall AA female that is pretty cute with a slamming body. If you are into tall and slim females with long legs, she is the one for you.

She does not have a lot of experience, and you can tell that she is a novice in some areas. But besides that, she has a good attitude and does aim to please. The rates are good, but do not expect FS. I will repeat.

PaulHahn3
01-01-13, 02:05
Did you make it over? It has been a while since I posted. My account has been acting weird. I have not been able to log on, despite using the same password and login. I have only visited 3 AMPs in my lifetime. 2 of which have been ML. It is my "go to" place, since that is what I am comfortable with. Last time was with Rosie and I have been thinking of her ever since. HA HAI've had many a pleasant hour at ML over the years-through good times and bad. I haven't been in a while as I had a run of "ho-hum" experiences.

I also had trouble signing in under my original I'd, and I eventually just created a new sign in name-pretty much like my old one with some variation. I haven't had a problem since then with the new ID.

Franchise2
01-01-13, 02:40
Please, say ml is back in business, they have some of the best talent around. I'm on the other side of earth. LOL. And don't mind the trip if the talent is worth it. Any word?

Houndog1
01-01-13, 20:07
Hey Stealth,

Your inbox is full, curious about details on El, PM if you could.

Many thanks,

Houndog.


http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/keep-cool-with-this-sexxy-model-21/4166170

(443) 468-9554.

I wanted to try something different from the escorts, so I went looking for a good body rub. I did some research on El, and decided to take the plunge. El is the female in the top picture for sure. She is a tall AA female that is pretty cute with a slamming body. If you are into tall and slim females with long legs, she is the one for you.

She does not have a lot of experience, and you can tell that she is a novice in some areas. But besides that, she has a good attitude and does aim to please. The rates are good, but do not expect FS. I will repeat.

Frankthetank69
01-01-13, 20:13
Haven't been to get a good massage in some time now but I was wondering if anyone knew if either of the places I have gone to before are still open. One spot was on york road near padonia (unsure of the name) and the other spot was GO on joppa. I went to GO a few weeks ago and no one answered all lights were off. Any help would be awesome I'm lookin for some good body work in my area.

Thanks in advance

Quimby2000
01-01-13, 22:51
I don't post much, however I went there a few weeks ago based on previous poster's impression of Wendy. After that session I went back and spent a lackluster hour with Wendy, don't think she recognized me. Anyways I went back again tonight and spent 30 minutes with Lisa. Lisa is an older provider, as compared to Wendy. Probably early 40's but amazing rack.

Every time has been a decent massage, lots of pressure and overall relaxing. While there are better places for the budget minded monger looking for standard HE with few extras this has proven to be a solid spot IMHO. $40 for half with $40 tip that Lisa seemed okay with.

Hot Hand
01-01-13, 23:50
Haven't been to get a good massage in some time now but I was wondering if anyone knew if either of the places I have gone to before are still open. One spot was on york road near padonia (unsure of the name) and the other spot was GO on joppa. I went to GO a few weeks ago and no one answered all lights were off. Any help would be awesome I'm lookin for some good body work in my area, thanks in advance.Both have closed for quite a while.

Frankthetank69
01-02-13, 03:49
Both have closed for quite a while.Ahh I was worried that was the case. Like I said it has been quite a while is there any other good massage places in that general area worth the time. Gettin back in the game and need to find another spot to try.

DCHung
01-02-13, 10:56
Ahh I was worried that was the case. Like I said it has been quite a while is there any other good massage places in that general area worth the time. Gettin back in the game and need to find another spot to try.I think you're better off staying with the well reviewed names like JHH

Ginger Man
01-02-13, 14:27
I think you're better off staying with the well reviewed names like JHHI ended up at the Hospital late this morning. Third choice of venue, but one was closed for the day and one had sent my old friend to Virginia for a while. So off to the old reliable. I met a new therapist, Tiffany, and was well pleased. Youngish, thinish, pretty and nice, I love the long pony tail. All services were well delivered in a cheery manner, and I can happily recommend.