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Yankee1234
05-16-11, 21:24
Stopped by and saw CoCo. Yes, she's sexy, with a tight body, long jet black hair. Opted for the half hour.
Well, no DATY, decent CBJ, then after I pounded her hard mish she said stop, you hurt me, and then she finished me with a HJ. Don't waste your $$ and time with her. Too much complaining, too many B. S. Rules.
I tried a place on 27th just West of Lexington yesterday. Nothing to write home about. Avarage massage by an average girl with an average finish. Only $48 for the hour, but I got what I paid for. Will not repeat.
Tony Knight
05-23-11, 00:32
L8
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Sunday May 22, 2011.
Went to C Town. Was planning to visit 198 Canal Street for the first time but due to poor subway service got there at 6 Pm and the sign indicates the building is closed at 7.
So I moved on to L8. Lilly was available. Place offers a stand up unattended shower.
Request a hard massage and received one of the best ever. Please who know me my scale from 0 to 10, I give Lilly and 8. (Scale 0 first time with a fat girl in Times Square in the late 60's and 10 my first R+R in BK in 1972) On the flip all I received a HE but did get naked and roaming permitted. Next visit I hope more is on the menu: donation 40/40. Will repeat if only for the massage it was that good.
But I need help here.
Question: 198 Canal. What is the room number or name of the business?
Can any one reply.
Thanks
Dallas7008
05-23-11, 21:22
I'll be in Chinatown for a couple of days. Any good tips anyone? Looking for TS / good massage / HE.
PM me if you prefer.
TONY:Please don't post the exact address. This compromises the security of everybody involved. A lot of places have been closed down or raided because of public knowledge. If you can still edit your post please do or have the admin do it.
General information is always better than specific information
Visited Azalea on 45th over the weekend. Got Sunny, petite Korean. 40ish but looks younger. Cute with nice be / see cups and slender. Got a very pleasant welcome. Led to a nice clean room so I can change into robe and slippers. Got a table shower and then back to room. Lot's of conversation, I think since it was my first time she was feeling me out to see if I was LE. She initially draped my legs to start the massage. I asked her to remove the towel and she did. Massage was ok, mostly gentle rubbing. Little bit of teasing and then on to the flip. After the flip she allowed some OTC roaming but wouldn't let me touch her breasts. Not sure why. They were nice too. She eventually asked if she could finish and I yes absolutely. She filled her palm with oil and it was off to the races. Little bit of ooh and ahh from her for motivation and gave a nice finish.
70 for massage and I left a. 60 tip for what I felt was a very pleasant experience overall.
Next day went to Spa King on 31st and Madison. Was greeted by an older yet pretty mama. Led to my room where I was asked to wait. In walks Bunny or Bonnie, couldn't be sure what she said. Short, thick yet firm Korean, tanned and attractive with nice C cups and long black hair. After I changed into robe and slippers was led to table shower. I went there late so I must have woke her up. Table shower was rough and water was scalding hot. Back to the room and she asked for payment for massage. It was. 80 and she left and said she'd be back in 5 minutes. She comes back in and the message begins. It was more like a torture session. She spent the next 30 minutes walking on my back, legs, arms, shoulders with an occasional elbow dug into my back. Man-handled me the whole way. A few times I had to tell her to ease up it was hurting. I think when you go too late to these places the girls are tired and will use their feet instead of hands.
After the flip it was right to the point. What do you want. Everything is on the menu. We negotiated the deed and fee and she put on a good performance. The finish was a little frustrating because she put me in a death grip so I couldn't completely empty out. Tipped the agreed upon fee for services and she brought me some bottled water and escorted me out. Her mood seemed to perk up towards the end as she had a chance to wake up I guess. Don't think I'll repeat.
In my frustration I waited too late to call some places. Not a lot of options after midnight. I tried calling Gina's up on 51st earlier in the evening but she said she only accepts new clients up until 7 PM, after that it's reserved for regulars or repeat customers. Wouldn't mind trying some latin flavor next time I'm in town.
Oh, and one more thing. A friend and I went to each of these places. Prior to going to Spa King I had called 49th St. Spa over on 2nd Ave. Before I went I called and asked if they could accomodate two gentlemen. They said sure no problem. I told her we were heading over in ten minutes. We arrive, go upstairs and ring the bell and two 30-something year old Asian women come to the door and discuss the situation. Then tell me they can only see one of us. I told her I called first and was told to come over, she said sorry only one. I left pissed and I will not be back there. Complete waste of time and taxi fare. 49th st. Would only see 1 at a time due to LE concerns. BTW- you missed nothing. Very minimal services, mostly otc roaming.
A Thermopyle
05-30-11, 02:20
I'm visiting from DC. Just finished a session with Chanel at Luxy. She has lots of good reviews and is in high demand I guess. Couldn't get an appointment until 30 minutes later than I wanted because she already had a session going. She gave the appearance of being nice and fresh for me, at least. Seems like they had 2 girls working the midnight shift and both were plenty busy.
Very nice session. She does look like her picture, but is maybe a lb or 2 heavier than you'd expect from it. Still quite trim, but not a spinner. I'd guess she was at least 35, but what do you expect at these places? Luxy is $$ all inclusive. Nice not to play the "what you want honey?" game. We've got places in the DC suburbs that are still $.6; no pictures of the girls and they get rotated through pretty fast, so reviews aren't that useful.
Anyway, session included DATY and LFK. She had excellent muscle control where it counted. I don't look to break any endurance records, so only mish and doggy were attempted. She got really into it during doggy, which adds to the enjoyment. Very decent massage skills too. If I lived here, I'd be tempted to repeat and try Luxy's other girls.
I was in the area on Sat eve with an hour to kill around 5 pm, so made my way up to Azalea. When I came out of the elevator, a very friendly girl came out and greeted me, but said they were very busy and already had two waiting before me, and told me to check back in 1 hour. I was unable to do that, but did return at midnight, but the elevator refused to budge when I attempted passage to the 3rd floor. As I left, I tried the phone a couple times, no answer.
BP ad says open till 2 AM. WTF gives?
Dj Platinum
06-01-11, 12:48
I tried a place on 27th just West of Lexington yesterday. Nothing to write home about. Avarage massage by an average girl with an average finish. Only $48 for the hour, but I got what I paid for. Will not repeat.Was there a HE or just a massage?
DJP
Was there a HE or just a massage?
DJPNo. I left very unhappy. Of all the massages I've gone for, it's less than 5% that end unhappily.
Tony Knight
06-03-11, 21:16
Canal Street (Somewhere between Mott and Mulberry)
Read about this place so I finally got there around 2 PM. As I existed the elevator, got to the door and a woman behind the linden curtain immediately opened the door and lead me to a small room just large enough for a table. Bathroom area small, but had a hand held shower set up. Did not use.
Linda was nice about a 6 out of 10 in looks, Gave more of a body rub than a massage but OK. On the flip side, menu was wide open. Damage 40/60.
In comparison I think rather go back to L8- better set up and Lilly did an outstanding massage.
I was in the area on Sat eve with an hour to kill around 5 pm, so made my way up to Azalea. When I came out of the elevator, a very friendly girl came out and greeted me, but said they were very busy and already had two waiting before me, and told me to check back in 1 hour. I was unable to do that, but did return at midnight, but the elevator refused to budge when I attempted passage to the 3rd floor. As I left, I tried the phone a couple times, no answer.
BP ad says open till 2 AM. WTF gives?Sms, what is the approx location of this place? I have seen the name around, but never seen any reviews. Do you know if it is a FS place?
Sms, what is the approx location of this place? I have seen the name around, but never seen any reviews. Do you know if it is a FS place?I suggest you do some homework.
I suggest you do some homework.I can understand your response based on me being a new member. I checked it out on a different board, and surprise, of course, it's FS. I am just not familiar with the format here yet, as each location's reviews are not grouped together under one thread.
I can understand your response based on me being a new member. I checked it out on a different board, and surprise, of course, it's FS. I am just not familiar with the format here yet, as each location's reviews are not grouped together under one thread.I'm not trying to be an a **hole here, but I would politely suggest that you need to do some more homework, with possibly a field trip involved, and you will have an answer to your original ? . And also some material for your first review.
I'm not trying to be an a **hole here, but I would politely suggest that you need to do some more homework, with possibly a field trip involved, and you will have an answer to your original ? . And also some material for your first review.Thanks, I appreciate it. The reviews will be there as I am rather active.
Friday I hit the place on 37th, that was at 22 W38, that was on the 4th floor of a building on 36th. I'm sure anyone who's been there knows where I'm talking about. Coco let me in and set me up with a new girl. Table shower was nice. The massage was a bit weak, but she more than made up for it in the end. For some reason I've only been to this place one other time in the last few months. I was going twice a week and I guess I burnt myself out. After going to many other places, I think it's time to use this place semi exclusivly again. The last two visits, and the new cutie, have somewhat revived the place for me.
Mr Mike1952
06-06-11, 10:34
Friday I hit the place on 37th, that was at 22 W38, that was on the 4th floor of a building on 36th. I'm sure anyone who's been there knows where I'm talking about. Coco let me in and set me up with a new girl. Table shower was nice. The massage was a bit weak, but she more than made up for it in the end. For some reason I've only been to this place one other time in the last few months. I was going twice a week and I guess I burnt myself out. After going to many other places, I think it's time to use this place semi exclusivly again. The last two visits, and the new cutie, have somewhat revived the place for me.Is this the place that does Hand release only, but is otherwise very intimate and uninhibited?
Friday I hit the place on 37th, that was at 22 W38, that was on the 4th floor of a building on 36th. I'm sure anyone who's been there knows where I'm talking about. Coco let me in and set me up with a new girl. Table shower was nice. The massage was a bit weak, but she more than made up for it in the end. For some reason I've only been to this place one other time in the last few months. I was going twice a week and I guess I burnt myself out. After going to many other places, I think it's time to use this place semi exclusivly again. The last two visits, and the new cutie, have somewhat revived the place for me.I haven't been there in months, I guess I took a break from them. Are the hopefully venturing back into the services like@the old locations. Last time I was there I had Judy and if you had her then you know she is a wild one.
Was in town and went to East Spa on the upper east side near my hotel.
Got a nice thorough table shower and a very strong massage, they have the metal bars across the ceiling and the girl cracked my back with her feet. The finish was just ok, she did not want any roaming beneath her clothing and it seemed nothing above and beyond was available. On the plus side, there wasn't any talk of tip and she seemed just fine with the $30 I gave her.
Is this the place that does Hand release only, but is otherwise very intimate and uninhibited?The place is quiet and somewhat intimate. I don't know what you mean by uninhibited. As for endings, YMMV
Amp Shadyside
06-08-11, 10:16
Had a dream I hit a massage parlour in the mid 30's with a phone number ending 6333. This is without a doubt the best dream I've ever had. Two girls were available, both taller and thin. I would've been more than happy with either, but I had to choose so I took apple. Tan with with natural A-B's, which is actually right about what I like anyway. Maybe 5'5 120 and late 20's. She said she was 22, and I would believe it if I wasn't dreaming I was in a massage parlour. Smoker with very coarse hands and teeth just a bit crooked. I actually thought it was endearing. In a basement apartment and is actually a real nice setup. In my dream we started off with a shower (no table) which was nothing special.
Got back to the room, she left for the typical five minute break and came back. I dreamt I offered to give her a massage which she jumped at the chance to take. I'm a pretty good masseur (at least in my dreams) and she was more than grateful. Kissed her all over as I released tension all over her body. Did the finger touch at the end they usually give us and that really started to get her going.
She flipped and I continued to tease her around those special parts, but made it a point to avoid that main erogenous zone. Gave soft moans as in my dreams I gently played with her nipples, and took that as a sign that her special place was ready to be handled. Slowly and gently began to caress her clit while still attending to her breasts and he legs began to move in cadence. I could feel her getting wet and took that as my cue to DIY, which in my dream she really appreciated.
I preceded to be very gentle and slow with my tongue movements which drove her wild. At this point my chin was dripping with precipitation. Finally when it looked like she was ready I installed my own cover and entered the valley. We slowly made love, gradually fitting my entire member in to her vagina. I've dreamt of many other girls who fake excitement, but at this point there was no way a girl could be this sexy whilst faking it. Our bodies moved in rhythm and she let me all the way in, which in my dreams about providence never allow me to do. No kissing, though.
I dreamt we played games teasing each other for what seemed like hours (definitely over an hour by this point) and she was every bit as horny as I. There was no lack of lubrication whatsoever. I wanted to finish after a while (we had never left missionary position) and lifted up her legs so I could jackhammer her. I've never seen anyone's eyes roll farther in to the back of their head. She was grabbing on to my body forcing it in harder and deeper saying she was close to climaxing. I beat her to the punch unfortunately, but she was more than satisfied by our session. Afterwards I dreamt we cuddled a bit and fell asleep in each others arms after chatting (engrish not so good). Woke me up at some point later and got cleaned up. Got a punch card. Buy 4 get 1 free. Best dream ever!
I highly doubt many of you will ever have a similar dream as this was clearly a YMMV experience. I'm fairly young, in decent shape and asian. Do take notice that she wasn't all that happy with me when I came in and she was clearly a bit sleepy / groggy. I dreamt I was friendly and did everything to stack the cards in my favor. I gave her a massage, let her oven warm up and was gentle all the way through. At least in my dreams I'm also fairly good at letting her body tell me when it's time to move on. Stay safe and treat her well!
F 8. 5, B 9, P 10!
I haven't been there in months, I guess I took a break from them. Are the hopefully venturing back into the services like@the old locations. Last time I was there I had Judy and if you had her then you know she is a wild one.I've spent many an hour with Judy. She has many talents. Next time you see her tell her spiderman says Hello. It's just an inside joke between the two of us.
Amp Shadyside
06-08-11, 10:19
BTW, I know I need to rtff, but where can I find links to a good RMP?
I am new to this board. I will be in Manhattan from the 11-16 June. I have scanned a lot of posts here, but I can't really find any recommendations for Asian action. Can anybody help? Ever since visiting China, I just can't get enough of Asian girls. I would be very appreciative of any pointers while visiting NYC. Outcall escorts and AMPs preferred.
Thanks in advance
Dj Platinum
06-10-11, 15:16
I am new to this board. I will be in Manhattan from the 11-16 June. I have scanned a lot of posts here, but I can't really find any recommendations for Asian action. Can anybody help? Ever since visiting China, I just can't get enough of Asian girls. I would be very appreciative of any pointers while visiting NYC. Outcall escorts and AMPs preferred.
Thanks in advanceDid you really read or just saying that shit?
Read #1273, #1246, #1215, so on and so on.
RTFF first then ask questions. We are not your free answering service.
DJP
Did you really read or just saying that shit?
Read #1273, #1246, #1215, so on and so on.
RTFF first then ask questions. We are not your free answering service.
DJPI understand the whole deal of RTFF, but as a man who travels I have to say the local lingo is tough to understand, when I first started traveling to LA they would say SPD And HB all the time, what is second nature to us in our area, is a stretch to figure out in an area we no nothing about the area, I was in manhattan earlier this week near the times square area, and I could not figure out uptown, east side etc. To any other areas. I have found that I spend all the time trying figure out where I'm at! Let alone if LEO will be in the area as well. So I understand the RTFF stuff but the local lingo is tough.
Was in town and went to East Spa on the upper east side near my hotel.
Got a nice thorough table shower and a very strong massage, they have the metal bars across the ceiling and the girl cracked my back with her feet. The finish was just ok, she did not want any roaming beneath her clothing and it seemed nothing above and beyond was available. On the plus side, there wasn't any talk of tip and she seemed just fine with the $30 I gave her. What is the approx location of the spa? What was the cover charge and quality / availability of girls?
Thanks
Dj Platinum
06-12-11, 00:24
I understand the whole deal of RTFF, but as a man who travels I have to say the local lingo is tough to understand, when I first started traveling to LA they would say SPD And HB all the time, what is second nature to us in our area, is a stretch to figure out in an area we no nothing about the area, I was in manhattan earlier this week near the times square area, and I could not figure out uptown, east side etc. To any other areas. I have found that I spend all the time trying figure out where I'm at! Let alone if LEO will be in the area as well. So I understand the RTFF stuff but the local lingo is tough.You have a point, but I hate lazy people want information on a silver platter before RTF. Asking same questions that has been asked many times. I feel everyone should read first then ask questions IMO.
DJP
You have a point, but I hate lazy people want information on a silver platter before RTF. Asking same questions that has been asked many times. I feel everyone should read first then ask questions IMO.
DJPEither get yourself some more pussy or take a valium dude, you are way to pissed off over a trivial question
I have to agree with DJP. You have to get out on your own. Once the general info is out it is up to you to make the connection. Too many times people will call you asking more questions. Once you have a contact number use it directly.
It is like looking for a job you have to make the call
No wonder AMPs are like Chinese takeout spots. Service is always below average and they are laughing all the way to the bank. No stereotype just a statement of my experience.
If you want real Asians you have to travel around the world. Thats why I perfer european white pussy, rather than the spolied american kind. But I got to admit fucking a california blonde whenever I am in LA is really fun. There are alotta good providers out west, espically if you are an Asian guy with a white girl fetish.
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cute-girls-asian-massage-23/21268042
Standard menu.
Visited today. Had yuri. Excellent shower and massage. Lovely touch and free roaming. One of the best I have had in the city.
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/cute-girls-asian-massage-23/21268042
Standard menu.
Visited today. Had yuri. Excellent shower and massage. Lovely touch and free roaming. One of the best I have had in the city.Is this the place above the Lennys restaurant on the corner? If so, I've been there 5 times over the years and found it to be mediocre at best. Limited roaming on 40+ year old k ladies. If it's someplace different, I've probably been there also, it just didn't make an impression on me.
EgyptSweden
06-22-11, 03:52
Can anyone confirm?
HE?
FS?
Female clients ok?
The Mrs & I are specifically NOT looking for ASM.
Candlelight Salon.
Sacred Beauty.
NY Body Miracle.
All Male Spa (not sure if this is referring to clientele or msse's. Not interested in MaleMsse's)
Shiva's Angels.
Elegant Ties Club (supposedly no FS according website)
Heavenly Hands.
Osaka 46 (supposed mixed staff-which is ok. We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse).
Hit Golds this week again. Coco talked me into seeing Happy, a new girl. Her favorite word was "never", so I'll never spend an hour with her again. I don't hold it against Coco or Golds, things there have been looking up.
Is this the place above the Lennys restaurant on the corner? If so, I've been there 5 times over the years and found it to be mediocre at best. Limited roaming on 40+ year old k ladies. If it's someplace different, I've probably been there also, it just didn't make an impression on me.No standalone building on 51st.
Went back and had Coco, same style but more engaging.
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anita-lets-go-for-a-ride-646-274-1969-22/21889618
A friend recommended this place to me. It's an apartment setup, with a 2 call system, located near the UN. The cover charge was $70 and I tipped the girl (Anita) $120. That is really her in the pics. Pretty big apartment, probably 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. 2 or 3 girls to choose from, all wearing nighties, Hi heels, etc. The place has beds, not tables and is kept pretty private. Didn't see anyone else when I was there. Anita showered with me, gave a nice GFE session, including DFK, BBBJ, a rim job and a doggie style finish. She was pretty cute, I'm guessing 28. I saw another girl on the way out who was pretty cute also. I believe they were Chinese. I will return soon.
Amp Middleman
06-27-11, 14:48
Can anyone confirm?
HE?
FS?
Female clients ok?
The Mrs & I are specifically NOT looking for ASM.
Candlelight Salon.
Sacred Beauty.
NY Body Miracle.
All Male Spa (not sure if this is referring to clientele or msse's. Not interested in MaleMsse's)
Shiva's Angels.
Elegant Ties Club (supposedly no FS according website)
Heavenly Hands.
Osaka 46 (supposed mixed staff-which is ok. We are not racists here. Just want our massage to be from a WhtFEMMsse). YOu did your homework pretty good, so you should be able to put 1+2 together and make an educated choise on.
Where to go.
Splash Gordon
06-27-11, 17:37
I'm need a spa where I can give the masseuse a facial. I frequent the old Gold spa and usually get this one who would always give me a BBBJ cim action. But I need a place where I can give a facial with no problem.
New World Order
06-27-11, 22:22
No wonder AMPs are like Chinese takeout spots. Service is always below average and they are laughing all the way to the bank. No stereotype just a statement of my experience.
If you want real Asians you have to travel around the world. I agree with you to a certain degree. But it is not easy for some to travel all the way to Asia.
But for those of you who do have the chance to travel to Asia, then I highly recommend tasting the women over there.
588 (RLD) in northern Seoul have the most beautiful looking women.
Miari Texas (RLD) also in northern Seoul is known to provide a DFK experience.
A RLD in Paju (20 miles north of Seoul) is known to brainwash you. LOL.
The girls there will fuck your brains out!!! LOL
Anyway,"Cherry" who used to work at Mia Spa in Bridgeport, CT told me that she made around $12, 000 per month.
She made $100 per customer (some tipped her more) , had around five customers a day, had to pay the owner $1, 200 per month for food / housing / etc. And worked only three weeks out of the month.
She is in her late 30s or early 40s. With her looks, she would not last a day at a high-end massage parlor or RLD in Seoul, Korea. Have any of you been to 588 in northern Seoul? At that RLD, the older women work at the corner called the ajuma (old women) section and they charge only 30, 000 won (around $25 for FS) compared to the younger and hotter women that charge 60, 000 won (around $50 USD).
Sex is cheap in Asian countries such as Korea. But quite expensive here in the States. So I do not mind spending $100 for FS with someone like Cherry who will satisfy me instead of throwing hundreds or even thousands for a highend escort.
Exactly NEW WORLD ORDER: Quality providers and massage services can be had for less than 2. People expect to pay high prices and get less than great service.
If this was legit 95 percent of these girls and places would not be open. I will try and find a quality place one day and report back.
We need a asian who speaks the the language who will go to these spots and tell them they are being reviewed.
New World Order
06-28-11, 23:33
Exactly NEW WORLD ORDER: Quality providers and massage services can be had for less than 2. People expect to pay high prices and get less than great service.
If this was legit 95 percent of these girls and places would not be open. I will try and find a quality place one day and report back.
We need a asian who speaks the the language who will go to these spots and tell them they are being reviewed. I know Korean. So I have tried to post useful Korean expressions in this site but when I post it, a bunch of symbols would appear instead.
Many of the AMPs in Manhattan often move from one location to another. They are there to make a quick buck and then bounce. I have spoken with a few owners in Manhattan and they told me that LE is tough on the AMPs in Manhattan so they need to move the girls and locations around often.
Many of these AMP owners also do not know much English. But they have money. Lot's of money. You see them betting $500 to $1, 000 per hand at the Blackjack tables in Mohegan or Foxwoods. These owners hire a manager who understands enough English to make and receive phone calls and sets up appointments between the customer and girl. The Korean cab drivers also drive the girls around from one location to another.
I no longer go to the AMPs in Manhattan (too much hassle). Many of them thought that I was LE. I may be White, old and fat, but I am not LE. LOL So I had to speak in Korean to break the ice with them. Many of these girls want to learn English. So it is very easy to meet up with them and set up a "friends with benefits" relationship. You teach them English and they suck your dick. .
Many AMP owners just do not make an effort to improve the quality because they are already making very good money. Like I have said, if an average-looking girl like Cherry from Mia Spa in Bridgeport, CT is banking $12, 000 per month, imagine what the owner is making.
Damn, now I want to go to "588" in Seoul, Korea. LOL
Enderwiggen
06-29-11, 02:36
Sheesh. I'm back. Hopefull I'm going to run into some dough soon and ill hip you noobs to the game.
This palce has changed a bit.
I had my socks knocked off at Golds yesterday. I won't reveal my new ATF, but I will say it was the best hour I've ever spent there.
NEW WORLD:Koreans and Japanese are very attractive. I would give them my business. Good point as long as hey are making good money then they won't try to improve. This is where some dickeconomics should come in. We should stop our support of these places. It is dream because I know many people find asians attractive and will go no matter what. As I have previously reviewed two of all time favs ANGEL and BRENDA they offer superior service at a reasonable price. They offer incalls are reliable and enjoy what they are doing. Danielle the black MILF also is a hidden masseuse talent who is underutilized and would also put some of these AMPs to shame.
BRENDA LATINA.
ANGEL EASTERN EUROPEAN.
DANIELLE AFRICAN AMERICAN.
Thats my contribution to the massage game
New World Order
06-29-11, 19:51
NEW WORLD:Koreans and Japanese are very attractive. I would give them my business. Good point as long as hey are making good money then they won't try to improve. This is where some dickeconomics should come in. We should stop our support of these places. It is dream because I know many people find asians attractive and will go no matter what. As I have previously reviewed two of all time favs ANGEL and BRENDA they offer superior service at a reasonable price. They offer incalls are reliable and enjoy what they are doing. Danielle the black MILF also is a hidden masseuse talent who is underutilized and would also put some of these AMPs to shame.
BRENDA LATINA.
ANGEL EASTERN EUROPEAN.
DANIELLE AFRICAN AMERICAN.
Thats my contribution to the massage gameI agree with you-Korean and Japanese women are very attractive.
For those of you who have the chance to visit Asia, I highly recommend it.
A 30-minute session at a RLD in Seoul ("588") with a hot 20-year-old is 60, 000 won (around $50 USD).
In Korea, many women want to date a "Westerner" since they are sick of conservative and overly-jealous Korean men.
I have a Canadian friend who teaches English in Seoul and he has fucked many beautiful Korean women.
There are high-end Korean massage parlors in NY. But the session starts at $200 per hour. A lot of these places are word of mouth. Many of them post in Korean newspapers in Flushing and Manhattan.
Golds to 22 W 38 to Yuki, is that where you mean?
If not please specify where.
Review at Yuki have been very very inconsistent lately, any info would be good.
I had my socks knocked off at Golds yesterday. I won't reveal my new ATF, but I will say it was the best hour I've ever spent there.
Tony Knight
06-29-11, 23:45
New World: went by the internet e room last week and saw the massage sign a few steps away. Any infoirmation on it. Looked intereting.
I agree with you-Korean and Japanese women are very attractive.
New World: went by the internet e room last week and saw the massage sign a few steps away. Any infoirmation on it. Looked intereting.
For those of you who have the chance to visit Asia, I highly recommend it.
A 30-minute session at a RLD in Seoul ("588") with a hot 20-year-old is 60, 000 won (around $50 USD).
In Korea, many women want to date a "Westerner" since they are sick of conservative and overly-jealous Korean men.
I have a Canadian friend who teaches English in Seoul and he has fucked many beautiful Korean women.
There are high-end Korean massage parlors in NY. But the session starts at $200 per hour. A lot of these places are word of mouth. Many of them post in Korean newspapers in Flushing and Manhattan.
Golds to 22 W 38 to Yuki, is that where you mean?
If not please specify where.
Review at Yuki have been very very inconsistent lately, any info would be good.I found them on 36th Street 4th floor years ago as Golds, then they moved to 22 W38 storefront, and now on 37th Street on the 2nd floor. I'm not sure what they call themselves, but I still call it Golds. Yes they can be inconsistant. It depends on the girl. I had a great time there 2 weeks ago, a terrible time a week ago, and the best time a few days ago. It's not the management, it's the girl that makes or breaks the visit.
New World Order
06-30-11, 23:24
New World: went by the internet e room last week and saw the massage sign a few steps away. Any infoirmation on it. Looked intereting.Hello, there.
I have never been to that massage place. But if I were to take a guess, I would say that it is just a place to get a massage. I am saying this because the AMP owners would choose a more discreet place. But again I may be wrong.
If I have the chance, I will check and find out.
New World Order
06-30-11, 23:38
I found them on 36th Street 4th floor years ago as Golds, then they moved to 22 W38 storefront, and now on 37th Street on the 2nd floor. I'm not sure what they call themselves, but I still call it Golds. Yes they can be inconsistant. It depends on the girl. I had a great time there 2 weeks ago, a terrible time a week ago, and the best time a few days ago. It's not the management, it's the girl that makes or breaks the visit.Many AMPs in Manhattan are inconsistent.
One thing I have noticed- the girls work hard to satisfy us if the "owner" is there too.
However, the owners are too scared to stay at the AMP because of LE. So they hire a "manager" to run the place, cook for the girls, and receive phone calls and make appointments. But the manager and working girls take advantage of the owner not being there by slacking off.
If there is news that an AMP got busted, then the other owners are informed about this and then they panic and move their business to another location.
If only prostitution was legalized in this country.
Amp Middleman
07-01-11, 09:06
New World: went by the internet e room last week and saw the massage sign a few steps away. Any infoirmation on it. Looked intereting.FYI, most places around 150 NB are legit, but do give a very good massage for around 35$
SailingJohn
07-06-11, 11:28
OK, I've RTFF.
I thoroughly enjoy AMP, but see Euro Massage parlors advertised in NYC a lot. Can anyone tell me how the rates vary? After my recent trip to Montreal, I would guess there is a bad upsell, and overpriced, but I'm trying to keep an open mind. Any info is appreciated.
Just in general terms, is the quaility there, and what are the typical rates?
She has gotten excellent reviews and a strong following. Great service and attitude.
136433
Amp Middleman
07-06-11, 16:47
OK, I've RTFF.
I thoroughly enjoy AMP, but see Euro Massage parlors advertised in NYC a lot. Can anyone tell me how the rates vary? After my recent trip to Montreal, I would guess there is a bad upsell, and overpriced, but I'm trying to keep an open mind. Any info is appreciated.
Just in general terms, is the quaility there, and what are the typical rates?You are a senior member you should know what the typical's are correct?
Amp Middleman
07-06-11, 16:49
She has gotten excellent reviews and a strong following. Great service and attitude.
136433She is holding them up so they don't bounce off her knees.
Just to make a chuckle Gtrack, not to be serious
New World Order
07-06-11, 23:26
OK, I've RTFF.
I thoroughly enjoy AMP, but see Euro Massage parlors advertised in NYC a lot. Can anyone tell me how the rates vary? After my recent trip to Montreal, I would guess there is a bad upsell, and overpriced, but I'm trying to keep an open mind. Any info is appreciated.
Just in general terms, is the quaility there, and what are the typical rates?If you want to fuck a young and fine European or Russian lady, then fly to Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. It is only a three-hour flight from JFK.
I do not deal with the games from the European or Russian girls here in NY.
There is a famous adult club called "The Doll House" along George Washington Ave. You can choose among many fine Russian and European girls.
There is a Russian girl name "Irene" who works there. She will fuck you from head to toe.
It cost around 6, 000 pesos (around $175 USD) for an all-nighter (from midnight until 9am). It is worth every penny (or peso). LOL.
I am heading to Santo Domingo in early August. Some may call me crazy for flying to another country to monger. But it is worth it.
SailingJohn
07-06-11, 23:29
Yeah I know the typical rates. I'll rephrase my question for the lawyers reading my posts.
In RI AMP, typical is 60 for the cover charge and 120-140 for the rest of the event. NY is NY, and everything is more here. For whatever reason. I mean it's not like I'm in France or Montreal.
So are rates about the same, or because you're european / Russian do you get extra, extra, extra. Extra for NY, extra for european, extra just because.
Some AMP reflect the rates for the cover portion in the ad, where Euro never seem to do that.
And hey, Gtrack, thanks for the PM. I've always been a fan of yours.
In the end, I spent the night in Brooklyn. Walking on Baltic, I came across a skinny WSW headed south on a side street. Sickly skinny, and a BSW, heavy, all f'ed up and dancing in the street. I passed, just like I passed on the guy trying to sell me a stolen pair of dockers. You can buy anything in NY, and I get a guy trying to sell me dockers.
SAILINGJOHN: Finding that kind of action for you is like looking for the holy grail.
As I said before massage parlor action in this city is strictly dog and pony. They are stuck between legal and illegal operation which gives us no chance. I love a legitimate massage just as well as a one with a happy ending.
New World Order
07-07-11, 19:47
I do not monger in Manhattan because it is a hassle and a headache.
The Korean AMP owners in Manhattan are way too skeptical and afraid of LE.
Many of them have money, but do not speak and understand English very well.
No wonder they often move their business and girls from one location to another.
If one AMP is busted then ALL the other AMP owners are informed about this.
Many of them are too scared to run their business so they either temporarily shut down or just move to another location.
Some owners are so scared that they pay someone to run the place (as a manager) , book appointments, cook, buy groceries, etc.
But the so-called managers take advantage of this by taking away more money aside.
For example, if twenty customers came today, the manager will tell the owner that only 15 came.
I prefer the AMPs in more rural areas such as Long Island, Bridgeport, CT or Westchester. The AMPs are more laidback and I just chit-chat with the owners.
Some offer me food but I do not like Korean food. LOL.
Manhattan is a city for me to take my kids to Central Park and then shop until I tell them enough is enough. LOL
NEW WORLD:Think outside of the box and go see ANGEL. She will put these AMPs to shame by her self. That is a very strong statement but it is the truth. No clock watching great service and attitude at a reasonable price on the east side.
My first post to NY.
I stopped by Jun Spa Center on 27th this week.
While I was hoping for more than a basic massage, I left leaving less then satisfied.
$6 to the house for my hour with Momo. A great massage, that was truly needed.
I did not RTFF because I was wanting a massage regardless. Perhaps others here have had more success.
I'll be giving another place around the corner a try next.
LowRad
Anyone have more reviews on this spot?
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anita-lets-go-for-a-ride-646-274-1969-22/21889618
A friend recommended this place to me. It's an apartment setup, with a 2 call system, located near the UN. The cover charge was $70 and I tipped the girl (Anita) $120. That is really her in the pics. Pretty big apartment, probably 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. 2 or 3 girls to choose from, all wearing nighties, Hi heels, etc. The place has beds, not tables and is kept pretty private. Didn't see anyone else when I was there. Anita showered with me, gave a nice GFE session, including DFK, BBBJ, a rim job and a doggie style finish. She was pretty cute, I'm guessing 28. I saw another girl on the way out who was pretty cute also. I believe they were Chinese. I will return soon.
Anyone else try this plac out?
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anita-lets-go-for-a-ride-646-274-1969-22/21889618
A friend recommended this place to me. It's an apartment setup, with a 2 call system, located near the UN. The cover charge was $70 and I tipped the girl (Anita) $120. That is really her in the pics. Pretty big apartment, probably 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. 2 or 3 girls to choose from, all wearing nighties, Hi heels, etc. The place has beds, not tables and is kept pretty private. Didn't see anyone else when I was there. Anita showered with me, gave a nice GFE session, including DFK, BBBJ, a rim job and a doggie style finish. She was pretty cute, I'm guessing 28. I saw another girl on the way out who was pretty cute also. I believe they were Chinese. I will return soon.
Anyone else have more reviews on this place?
http://manhattan.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anita-lets-go-for-a-ride-646-274-1969-22/21889618
A friend recommended this place to me. It's an apartment setup, with a 2 call system, located near the UN. The cover charge was $70 and I tipped the girl (Anita) $120. That is really her in the pics. Pretty big apartment, probably 3 bedrooms. 2 baths. 2 or 3 girls to choose from, all wearing nighties, Hi heels, etc. The place has beds, not tables and is kept pretty private. Didn't see anyone else when I was there. Anita showered with me, gave a nice GFE session, including DFK, BBBJ, a rim job and a doggie style finish. She was pretty cute, I'm guessing 28. I saw another girl on the way out who was pretty cute also. I believe they were Chinese. I will return soon.
Anyone else have more reviews on this place?I called the other day and they are closed. Too bad, I had a great time there.
Just off 7th, I saw the ads on CL after I went there.
2nd Floor spa, I saw Yuki. Started with a shower table, lots of good prelim action while that was going on.
Massage was good and firm, but fully clothed.
She offered "Boom Boom" for $180. I'm not the dumb.
She then offered it for $1, still not biting.
I settled for a HJ. She was offering CBJ, but as much as I love a good BJ, CBJ are not good for me, and I'm not going bareback.
LowRad
Tried a place on W36 & 8th today. No shower, curtains as dividers and the place could use a good paint job. Tried Coco, about a 5 of 10. Fair massage and a so so BJ with an asian cover. .5 house. 6 tip. Will not repeat.
Outworlder
07-21-11, 09:34
L8. Saw Lily (40 but looks early 30:average build) :Massage was very good for almost 1hr; afterwards, got BBBJ, DATY, & cowgirl&missionary all for 70.
At night, @the Internet cafe on bowery&Hester, saw on a few occassions, some nice-looking young asian girls with older guys (mid 50s-60s) just checking email for a few minutes & then they were gone.
My first post to NY.
I stopped by Jun Spa Center on 27th this week.
While I was hoping for more than a basic massage, I left leaving less then satisfied.
$6 to the house for my hour with Momo. A great massage, that was truly needed.
I did not RTFF because I was wanting a massage regardless. Perhaps others here have had more success.
I'll be giving another place around the corner a try next.
LowRadI've seen Jenny for the last couple years. They don't have a huge menu, but for me, she's been wonderful. I like her personality, and she is very genuine with me. And it shows in her massages. Which are very good. Soft touch has always been extremely personal as well. Give her a try if you are curious. You might need to stop by a few times to get going with her. It was worth it to me.
Last Thursday:60 Spanish Spot on Madison St is still open for business; Different spanish girl (thinner this time (HWP) , but pretty mechanical. She gave me CBJ for a few then cowgirl on top & then missionary finish; Standard wipe was witch hazel I think. In the other room is still the same Chinese chick (kinda BBW) charging 110;
Has anyone tried the Spot on Henry&Market St (2nd / 3rd Flr) in Chinatown:
http://newyork.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-_-asian-_-girl-_-oriental-g-21/7666289
There is a Massage Spot in a Hair Salon on Division St&Eldridge (before the bridge) that has SOME nice looking / average skinny girls, & alot of older ones. Place opens 10am-1am; But, massage action picks up alot after 8pm. So, I went during the day.
Foot massage:28 / hr very good body massage:40 / hr average / fair hair wash / facial / scalp massage: 25 / hr very good
All action happens 2nd Flr: Had MeMe 21 5'3" nice ample body; gave me BBBJ did alot of roaming & sucking on the nips, & then she got on top to ride me. Exploded in maybe 10-15 minutes; She is a great girl to Look at But very talkative & pushy. Amage:$120 extra.
I think next time, I will try June; She is in late 30s HWP (not slim¬ fat or chubby) ; She gives great foot massage&pleasant to talk to; I think she could be good for take-out.I've stopped by the Division / Eldridge spot twice now. Both times solid massage. The second floor, is quite open. Only the folding wood / paper walls dividing the tables. And people coming up and down the stairs at random times. Not sure how anyone could managed a 15min "ride". But perhaps. .
I had Kiki first time. She gave a fairly solid massage. Seemed a bit bored but worked the muscles well. Spent a lot of time on the insides of my upper legs. But thats it. She's friendly but thats it.
Second time I saw niki. She's younger and cute. I'd say more enthusiastic about the massage. Towards the end got a bit sensual. But needed to do 1. 5hr to get there. She's a sweet heart and I will repeat w her. The place is so wide open I do not expect much. But finding a younger actually cute girl (I like older Chinese woman at most AMP's, but young cute girl of course is nice as well) in a Ctown AMP seems more challenging then it would seem to be.
I've been trying to get a session w meme (or Mimi?) but as usual w Chinese places, I ask for Mimi, front desk says ok. Then when I ask the girls name, assuming its Mimi she says "niki". Whatever. Both were good.
Tony Knight
07-21-11, 23:22
L8. Saw Lily (40 but looks early 30:average build) :Massage was very good for almost 1hr; afterwards, got BBBJ, DATY, & cowgirl&missionary all for 70.
At night, @the Internet cafe on bowery&Hester, saw on a few occassions, some nice-looking young asian girls with older guys (mid 50s-60s) just checking email for a few minutes & then they were gone.Just wondering if are you asia. Been there and Lily but did not get that much and while I am white, I speak the common language. Her massage is really great.
Outworlder
07-22-11, 06:34
I've stopped by the Division / Eldridge spot twice now. Both times solid massage. The second floor, is quite open. Only the folding wood / paper walls dividing the tables. And people coming up and down the stairs at random times. Not sure how anyone could managed a 15min "ride". But perhaps. .
I had Kiki first time. She gave a fairly solid massage. Seemed a bit bored but worked the muscles well. Spent a lot of time on the insides of my upper legs. But thats it. She's friendly but thats it.
Second time I saw niki. She's younger and cute. I'd say more enthusiastic about the massage. Towards the end got a bit sensual. But needed to do 1. 5hr to get there. She's a sweet heart and I will repeat w her. The place is so wide open I do not expect much. But finding a younger actually cute girl (I like older Chinese woman at most AMP's, but young cute girl of course is nice as well) in a Ctown AMP seems more challenging then it would seem to be.
I've been trying to get a session w meme (or Mimi?) but as usual w Chinese places, I ask for Mimi, front desk says ok. Then when I ask the girls name, assuming its Mimi she says "niki". Whatever. Both were good.Yes the 2nd flr is more open than before; But, depending on the girl & how often she sees you coming, you can get their phone number & see her on the side.
One of the drawbacks to this is most of them live in Flushing (Maple&College Point area) , & they tend to ask you to buy them stuff besides what they originally ask for.
Outworlder
07-22-11, 06:51
Just wondering if are you asia. Been there and Lily but did not get that much and while I am white, I speak the common language. Her massage is really great.I'm asian, but don't speak the common language; I tell you it's all about how comfortable she is with you. She had a regular client: tall (Over 6') african business man (looks early 60s) that I can hear them moaning while I was waiting. She told me he comes every other week. She was comfortable with me on my 2nd visit, because she saw my family & I twice while we were shopping in Flushing.
The only place I couldn't get in (probably bec I look like LE) is SW on Division near Bowery. I heard if you speak the language fluently, you can get FS for bet 70-80; Ask for Jessie. I heard she is the one to see. It's a downstairs hair salon & towards the back is the entrance to the massage, steam room&small shower place.
I've stopped by the Division / Eldridge spot twice now. Both times solid massage. The second floor, is quite open. Only the folding wood / paper walls dividing the tables. And people coming up and down the stairs at random times. Not sure how anyone could managed a 15min "ride". But perhaps. .
I had Kiki first time. She gave a fairly solid massage. Seemed a bit bored but worked the muscles well. Spent a lot of time on the insides of my upper legs. But thats it. She's friendly but thats it.
Second time I saw niki. She's younger and cute. I'd say more enthusiastic about the massage. Towards the end got a bit sensual. But needed to do 1. 5hr to get there. She's a sweet heart and I will repeat w her. The place is so wide open I do not expect much. But finding a younger actually cute girl (I like older Chinese woman at most AMP's, but young cute girl of course is nice as well) in a Ctown AMP seems more challenging then it would seem to be.
I've been trying to get a session w meme (or Mimi?) but as usual w Chinese places, I ask for Mimi, front desk says ok. Then when I ask the girls name, assuming its Mimi she says "niki". Whatever. Both were good.How to I get to this place?
I've stopped by the Division / Eldridge spot twice now. Both times solid massage. The second floor, is quite open. Only the folding wood / paper walls dividing the tables. And people coming up and down the stairs at random times. Not sure how anyone could managed a 15min "ride". But perhaps. .
I had Kiki first time. She gave a fairly solid massage. Seemed a bit bored but worked the muscles well. Spent a lot of time on the insides of my upper legs. But thats it. She's friendly but thats it.
Second time I saw niki. She's younger and cute. I'd say more enthusiastic about the massage. Towards the end got a bit sensual. But needed to do 1. 5hr to get there. She's a sweet heart and I will repeat w her. The place is so wide open I do not expect much. But finding a younger actually cute girl (I like older Chinese woman at most AMP's, but young cute girl of course is nice as well) in a Ctown AMP seems more challenging then it would seem to be.
I've been trying to get a session w meme (or Mimi?) but as usual w Chinese places, I ask for Mimi, front desk says ok. Then when I ask the girls name, assuming its Mimi she says "niki". Whatever. Both were good.Is this Mings?
New World Order
07-24-11, 14:48
I'm asian, but don't speak the common language; I tell you it's all about how comfortable she is with you. She had a regular client: tall (Over 6') african business man (looks early 60s) that I can hear them moaning while I was waiting. She told me he comes every other week. She was comfortable with me on my 2nd visit, because she saw my family & I twice while we were shopping in Flushing.
The only place I couldn't get in (probably bec I look like LE) is SW on Division near Bowery. I heard if you speak the language fluently, you can get FS for bet 70-80; Ask for Jessie. I heard she is the one to see. It's a downstairs hair salon & towards the back is the entrance to the massage, steam room&small shower place.I agree with you-It's all about how comfortable the girls are with you.
I am an old, fat White dude. LOL.
But I speak Korean and can write Chinese. So the girls can communicate with me easily.
I posted several useful Korean expressions in the NY and CT sections. They come very very very handy.
If any of you want to know how to say something in Korean, feel free and post it here. I am more than happy to translate it for you guys.
For example, I say,"Pog bal hal go ya." in Korean which means,"I am going to explode." LOL
Is this Mings?Its a hair salon with a few massage table upstairs. Its not set up for any funny business. And my experience so far is very straight forward. For the most part.
Its not mings. And the rough address or area has been mentioned several times. If you just read.
But, if you manage to decode the riddles, and find the spot, anything going on there is lowkey. So no messing up the girls livelyhood by acting a fool k?
Amp Middleman
07-25-11, 10:10
I agree with you-It's all about how comfortable the girls are with you.
I am an old, fat White dude. LOL.
But I speak Korean and can write Chinese. So the girls can communicate with me easily.
I posted several useful Korean expressions in the NY and CT sections. They come very very very handy.
If any of you want to know how to say something in Korean, feel free and post it here. I am more than happy to translate it for you guys.
For example, I say,"Pog bal hal go ya." in Korean which means,"I am going to explode." LOLDon't fill this thread with translation questions OK?
Just use http://translate.google.com That will hepl you with all your translation needs for people that want help.
Thanks
If any of you want to know how to say something in Korean, feel free and post it here. I am more than happy to translate it for you guys.At the risk (?) of upsetting AMP Middleman, would like to know the Korean phrase "you are beautiful" to my Korean honey while she is doing her thing? Thanks.
New World Order
07-25-11, 19:49
At the risk (?) of upsetting AMP Middleman, would like to know the Korean phrase "you are beautiful" to my Korean honey while she is doing her thing? Thanks.
You can say,"Dang Shin nun (You are) Ee BBoo Da (beautiful)."
I saw the google translation and I do not recommend it (at least for Korean) because it is too textbook-like.
I hear Mimi from Golds has a new place on West 37.
Anyone try it out yet?
Tony Knight
07-30-11, 00:10
L8. Saw Lily (40 but looks early 30:average build) :Massage was very good for almost 1hr; afterwards, got BBBJ, DATY, & cowgirl&missionary all for 70.
At night, @the Internet cafe on bowery&Hester, saw on a few occassions, some nice-looking young asian girls with older guys (mid 50s-60s) just checking email for a few minutes & then they were gone.Just one word on L8 : Outstanding
Hanibal1000
08-05-11, 08:34
Went to L8 the other day. I rang the bell a girl anwsered the door she said," yes"? I asked if lilly was available then she let me in and called for lilly. Lilly came out I asked for a massage and she said No! Was so disappointed! Went to 601 got ripped off by SHI SHI and went home.
What does this mean? She quit or she just hates you? This is bad news!
Went to L8 the other day. I rang the bell a girl anwsered the door she said," yes"? I asked if lilly was available then she let me in and called for lilly. Lilly came out I asked for a massage and she said No! Was so disappointed! Went to 601 got ripped off by SHI SHI and went home.
Hanibal1000
08-06-11, 10:04
What does this mean? She quit or she just hates you? This is bad news!Looked like she was trying to remember me. Didn't know me so I guess she's staying on the safe side. Bummer, I will try again next week. I will not say a word and go straight to the back get butt naked and jump on the table before she can say a word.
Tony Knight
08-06-11, 22:45
Looked like she was trying to remember me. Didn't know me so I guess she's staying on the safe side. Bummer, I will try again next week. I will not say a word and go straight to the back get butt naked and jump on the table before she can say a word.I find it helps speaking in Chinese to start off.
Gentlemen, I have found my new favorite place. I've been there twice and have to share. For security purposes, I'll only share the name and location of my newfound treasure with senior members.
The parlor is small. I've only ever seen two girls working. It's sixty for an hour massage. I am 98% certain that nothing more than a handjob is offered, but here's the kicker: the finish is included in the price. No negotiations. The girl just dims the lights, oils the hands, and rubs one out for you.
Both times I've gone, the girls were very tiny spinner types. They were about five feet tall and may have weighed 100lbs.
The table shower was very thorough. Special attention was paid above mid thighs and below the waist. After I had been very thoroughly cleaned, it was time for the rubdown. The Swedish massage was actually a massage. Had there been nothing more, I'd still feel that I got my money's worth. And during the massage I got plenty of time to pet the kitty. In fact, this was one of the two times in my career where we achieved the suspension of disbelief. If I didn't know better, I'd say that she was really enjoying the attention. I wish I lived in NYC, 'cause I'd be there two or three times a month.
I stopped at Mimi's (Gold Spa fame) new spot on W37th. I wasn't impressed with the accomodations. Only Judy and Nana were available so I passed. I didn't have long so I tried a place across the street. No table shower, chubby massuse with bad hygene. $ got me a fair at best massage, and a so so BBJ. Will not repeat. Should have grabbed Judy or went up the block to their other place. I'll try and make up for my mistake by the end of the week.
New World Order
08-10-11, 19:40
I find it helps speaking in Chinese to start off.It sure helps to know a few simple Korean or Chinese expressions.
I highly recommend saying,"An Nyung Ha Sae Yo." ("How are you?" in Korean) when meeting the girls.
It helps break the ice and it makes the girls feel more comfortable with us.
Or say,"Ban Gab da." ("Nice to meet you." in Korean)
Or we can say,"Nae Hang Moon Bbal ah jo." which means "Suck my anus." in Korean. LOL
Smoke & Mirrors
08-12-11, 09:44
Some guys think it's amusing, but in my years of amping I have went much further just speaking English.
90% of the women who sell it say they can't stand Korean guys, especially the ones who have been here for a long time.
There are those who stick with their own but while here in the US they are looking for a friend or maybe more. I've gotten the proverbial "Who teach you that"
When I speak a few words. Just speaking English has gotten me further up the Po gee canal so to speak. The Chinese guys seem to be different, they are ok.
With sharing their women whether pimps or boyfriends. Cash speaks in any language and the women love that language the most.
I agree with you-It's all about how comfortable the girls are with you.
I am an old, fat White dude. LOL.
But I speak Korean and can write Chinese. So the girls can communicate with me easily.
I posted several useful Korean expressions in the NY and CT sections. They come very very very handy.
If any of you want to know how to say something in Korean, feel free and post it here. I am more than happy to translate it for you guys.
For example, I say,"Pog bal hal go ya." in Korean which means,"I am going to explode." LOL
SnoopingDawg
08-15-11, 00:30
I don't remember the exact location or the exact name of the place I went, I just moved to the city recently and I've been more than kept busy. That may not be a problem anyway since most people seem set against giving that kind of information away for obvious reasons. I will say that it was in a building which it apparently shared with other offices, and it was located downstairs once you went inside. I had always heard about these sorts of places and after moving to NYC, focusing so much on my job, this seemed like a fine option to explore. I went and naively searched until I realized that finding these places might be difficult, given just what they're offering. Still, I found a nice article out there that listed some places, and I decided to check one of them out.
I should probably note that it was a completely new experience for me, so if my experience sounds more than a little humorous, you'll understand.
Well I went inside, and was greeted by a lady who asked if I had called ahead. I had. She asked if this was my first time. It was. She asked what I wanted and I told her the full hour. $80 was the price. I went, changed into a robe, and went to the TS room-taking my key with me but leaving everything (wallet, $) in the locker provided. The shower was provided by a so-so woman, mid-aged and appearing more Latina than Asian. Nice scrub, with nothing to compare it against, and then re-robed as a masseuse led me to a private room. Decent looking, probably 30. She asked if I had been here before, I said yes but that I had heard about it from a friend who had good things to say. The massage was decent. I was somewhat terrified the entire time, being completely new to this and in a location that was publicly mentioned online. She let her hands venture, but I kept mine on the sides of the table where she had initially placed them. I made pretty much no conversation. I did ask her name, and she said Connie-I'm not sure of the spelling.
Near the end of my hour she turned me over and asked if I wanted "extra massage". No tip was discussed before or after the first part of the session. I simply said yes. She oiled up, and went to work. I should say that, while I was more than a little nervous (felt like my first time all over again) , I had no problem rising to the occasion. Good to know for future experiences. After I finished, she cleaned up and gave me a quick temple massage before letting me go to get dressed. I went up front and paid, leaving $80 for tip when I had intended $60. I went out, expecting to be nabbed by LE, but ultimately wound up just fine.
Not sure I'll go back to that place, if only because reading this forum makes me even wearier of places that are bluntly named after a simple and direct Google search. The other end of the argument is that they now recognize me as the guy who left $80 for a simple HJ, so if they're open to more then I can't help thinking they'll be open to me. I'm definitely going somewhere this week, if only to see what I can swing when I'm more adventurous and more direct about what I'll be tipping. Just need to decide where the best value is for my $.
Hanibal1000
08-15-11, 22:05
I don't remember the exact location or the exact name of the place I went, I just moved to the city recently and I've been more than...Hope she washed her hands before that temple rub. LOL
Stopped into Gold's this week and met Apple. I was told she was well liked but I can't see why. She was a spinner about a 5 of 10 in looks. I can tell she was older but looked good for her age. Service was mediocre at best. I regret straying from regular. Will not repeat with her, but will be back for my regular soon.
L8. Saw Lily (40 but looks early 30:average build) :Massage was very good for almost 1hr; afterwards, got BBBJ, DATY, & cowgirl&missionary all for 70.
At night, @the Internet cafe on bowery&Hester, saw on a few occassions, some nice-looking young asian girls with older guys (mid 50s-60s) just checking email for a few minutes & then they were gone.Where is the entrance for that place? It seems hard to find. Is it in the basement?
Thanks.
Tony Knight
08-18-11, 22:15
Where is the entrance for that place? It seems hard to find. Is it in the basement?
Thanks.L=lower 8 number # yes, basement
Just one word on L8 : OutstandingWhat did you get in L8? Seems a good experience. Care to share?
Where did you find the ad for this place? Share via PM if you wish.
I don't remember the exact location or the exact name of the place I went, I just moved to the city recently and I've been more than kept busy. That may not be a problem anyway since most people seem set against giving that kind of information away for obvious reasons. I will say that it was in a building which it apparently shared with other offices, and it was located downstairs once you went inside. I had always heard about these sorts of places and after moving to NYC, focusing so much on my job, this seemed like a fine option to explore. I went and naively searched until I realized that finding these places might be difficult, given just what they're offering. Still, I found a nice article out there that listed some places, and I decided to check one of them out.
I should probably note that it was a completely new experience for me, so if my experience sounds more than a little humorous, you'll understand.
Well I went inside, and was greeted by a lady who asked if I had called ahead. I had. She asked if this was my first time. It was. She asked what I wanted and I told her the full hour. $80 was the price. I went, changed into a robe, and went to the TS room-taking my key with me but leaving everything (wallet, $) in the locker provided. The shower was provided by a so-so woman, mid-aged and appearing more Latina than Asian. Nice scrub, with nothing to compare it against, and then re-robed as a masseuse led me to a private room. Decent looking, probably 30. She asked if I had been here before, I said yes but that I had heard about it from a friend who had good things to say. The massage was decent. I was somewhat terrified the entire time, being completely new to this and in a location that was publicly mentioned online. She let her hands venture, but I kept mine on the sides of the table where she had initially placed them. I made pretty much no conversation. I did ask her name, and she said Connie-I'm not sure of the spelling.
Near the end of my hour she turned me over and asked if I wanted "extra massage". No tip was discussed before or after the first part of the session. I simply said yes. She oiled up, and went to work. I should say that, while I was more than a little nervous (felt like my first time all over again) , I had no problem rising to the occasion. Good to know for future experiences. After I finished, she cleaned up and gave me a quick temple massage before letting me go to get dressed. I went up front and paid, leaving $80 for tip when I had intended $60. I went out, expecting to be nabbed by LE, but ultimately wound up just fine.
Not sure I'll go back to that place, if only because reading this forum makes me even wearier of places that are bluntly named after a simple and direct Google search. The other end of the argument is that they now recognize me as the guy who left $80 for a simple HJ, so if they're open to more then I can't help thinking they'll be open to me. I'm definitely going somewhere this week, if only to see what I can swing when I'm more adventurous and more direct about what I'll be tipping. Just need to decide where the best value is for my $.
SanDiego2011
08-19-11, 23:29
I went over to Look Good on Beaver before 10pm today and it was closed.
I then went over to L8 on Grant between 10pm and 11pm and it was also closed!
Since it's Friday night, I was expecting that I might have to wait in line or.
Something, but I didn't expect these places to be outright closed.
Can anybody recommend an AMP that's open late?
Thanks!
Tony Knight
08-20-11, 00:06
What did you get in L8? Seems a good experience. Care to share?What can I add what others have already written. But while I am white, I can speak "the common langugage" so I do get a lttle better service than others
SanDiego2011
08-20-11, 22:49
I had a terrible experience at L8.
I don't recommend that place at all.
After the disaster at L8, I was desperate and went up to the.
6th floor and the massage place in room 601.
I had a great time there.
I used to go to Gold AMP around W. 36 or 37 st. Can't remember. They played this religious music in the hall way. I think they've closed down and moved. Do anyone know where they moved to?
Tony Knight
08-21-11, 15:54
I had a terrible experience at L8.
I don't recommend that place at all.
After the disaster at L8, I was desperate and went up to the.
6th floor and the massage place in room 601.
I had a great time there.Who did you see. Understand Lulu is not the best. I always go with Lilly.
Tony Knight
08-21-11, 15:55
I used to go to Gold AMP around W. 36 or 37 st. Can't remember. They played this religious music in the hall way. I think they've closed down and moved. Do anyone know where they moved to?They were shut down in May I think by the City.
SanDiego2011
08-21-11, 23:54
Who did you see. Understand Lulu is not the best. I always go with Lilly.The girl I saw spoke hardly any English. At the end, I asked her name but she refused to give it.
What a *****.
Tony Knight
08-22-11, 22:50
The girl I saw spoke hardly any English. At the end, I asked her name but she refused to give it.
What a.Appears to got LuLu. I always ask for Lilly. I have no problem with either lanugage.
SanDiego2011
08-23-11, 09:34
Went to L8 the other day. I rang the bell a girl anwsered the door she said," yes"? I asked if lilly was available then she let me in and called for lilly. Lilly came out I asked for a massage and she said No! Was so disappointed! Went to 601 got ripped off by SHI SHI and went home.Hanibal1000,
Can you explain more how you got ripped off by SHI SHI?
I had a good time with her on Saturday.
Beconn Reconn
08-26-11, 00:03
Tried out BunnyGirls the other night. Standard 2 call system, asked specifically for June, mama said ok, be there in 20 mins. I show up, in walks Julie, tells me June is not available. I should have left on principle, but my dick was already hard and Julie didn't look horrible so I stayed and tested the waters. Decent but mechanical table shower, then back to the room. She is very nice, has ok english, said she is from LA and has only been in NY for a couple days. Nice body, respectable bolt ons, and a really soft ass. She's probably closer to 35-40, but still very attractive. Someone unfamiliar with the asians might think she was in her 20's, she wears it well. I asked her if she had any stockings / leggings, she said no, I asked if she could borrow some from her friends, she went out and asked but no luck. How can you be a Kgirl and not have a full line of sexy clothes?
Anyway, the place was clean, service fair. She didn't complain even after 4 or 5 positions over 20 mins of action, but did start dirty talk to encourage me over the finishline. I might return if I'm in the area, but would demand the girl I chose next time.
Place is easily searchable on BP, and in midtown.
Tried out BunnyGirls the other night. Standard 2 call system, asked specifically for June, mama said ok, be there in 20 mins. I show up, in walks Julie, tells me June is not available. I should have left on principle, but my dick was already hard and Julie didn't look horrible so I stayed and tested the waters. Decent but mechanical table shower, then back to the room. She is very nice, has ok english, said she is from LA and has only been in NY for a couple days. Nice body, respectable bolt ons, and a really soft ass. She's probably closer to 35-40, but still very attractive. Someone unfamiliar with the asians might think she was in her 20's, she wears it well. I asked her if she had any stockings / leggings, she said no, I asked if she could borrow some from her friends, she went out and asked but no luck. How can you be a Kgirl and not have a full line of sexy clothes?
Anyway, the place was clean, service fair. She didn't complain even after 4 or 5 positions over 20 mins of action, but did start dirty talk to encourage me over the finishline. I might return if I'm in the area, but would demand the girl I chose next time.
Place is easily searchable on BP, and in midtown.Nice review. Was it. 2 for the hour? There is a blog out there from $Bill and is very entertaining to read about these places. I may hop on the soul train next time I get a chance.
Tony Knight
09-04-11, 21:20
On another site, someone suggested there may be an estlishment at this location but could not give details. I checked out the building which I assume is on Canel next to the McDonnel an found it to be the type where you need a card to enter to be buz in. Just wonder if anyone has any 411 is this place even exist.
I've called them several times this week with no answer. Anyone know what's up?
If you mean Yuki's they closed couple weeks ago.
There are rumours they are reopening under a different name, Salon 59 or something, but have no idea personally if thats accurate or not.
I've called them several times this week with no answer. Anyone know what's up?
Been busy, and been ages since I've reported anything here.
I've seen a few familiar names, so I hope all is well. Anyway.
Just about a month ago, I was looking through the backpages of the VV and reading the ads for AMPs in Chinatown. I've had numerous massages in CT, but never anyone nearly attractive, and no provider ever gave a hint that there was anything more than a massage offered. Saw an ad, then I googled the name and added the word "review" at the end as I often do to get a hint at what might be offered. I came across some sight that hinted at something, but you had to be a paid member. It was on my way home, so I decided to give them a call. The woman on the phone was very friendly, spoke fairly good English, and promised "very good service!"
2nd floor, if I remember correctly. Place looked pretty clean. Woman not ugly, not beautiful, maybe a 6. 5 at best, but very friendly. I stripped down naked. Oh, I was led into the first room right by the door, and I didn't take that as a good sign. She proceeds with a massage, using baby oil (hate that stuff, and it was a hot as hell day). Gives my butt a nice workout, and teases me in the area between the third eyes and the boys. I don't try anything to test her out by feeling her up or anything.
On the flip, she massages my chest, head, arms. Then, out of nowhere, she says,"you want HJ?" (I forget the rules here, so excuse me if I'm being too explicit). I then mime, putting something in her mouth. She says, oh, that extra (was the HJ free?). I said how much? She says $40. I say ok. Thennnn. She pulls out SARAN WRAP! LOL! Needless to say, SR doesn't give you a whole lot of feeling, but she was so cheery about everything. So I ask, how much for more? She says, 'Nooo, we don't do that here." So I say ok. She goes at it with a lot of vigor, and pulls up her blouse, so I can play a little.
So, damage- 40 up front, and 40 for the extra, which she very happily accepted. The massage was very good, I should add. Overall, a great deal, but next time, I'll just go for the soft touch. SENIOR MEMBERS ONLY CAN PM ME FOR LOCATION.
TOFTT: trying to spread my geographical wings, I came across an ad in backpage by an independent."Tantric massage, private studio, Near Queens Blvd and X" Hot pics of an Asian woman in costume- nurse's uniform, and some other sexy outfits. She mentioned roleplay in her ads. I was feeling adventurous, so I give her a call, and setup an appt. For the life of me, I couldn't understand her because of her heavy Mandarin accent. I get there- a private apt building with some commercial offices I think. Met by a very tall. About 5'10" big Chinese woman, probably in her mid 40's. I figured, I'm here, why the hell not? I've been looking for places in Queens. If you like big women, she's for you. Big everywhere, gut, legs. She was bordering on obese, with small boobs. We agree on $120 for half hour. On my stomach, with my eyes closed, I let my mind wander, so I was getting pretty excited. So I say, how much for everything? I could imagine the $$ going through her head, so she says "50." I say ok. So she strips down, and I can see her rolls in all its glory. I was on my back, and she layed down on top of me. Then she gets a wrapper, puts it on me, gives me a few licks, and hops on cowgirl. I could feel my excitement waning just looking at her. So I do her doggie, and finish that way. Her massage was horrible. She used a feather or something to try to excite me. Her breath smelled of garlic. And I don't like fat women. I felt disgusted with myself after. I literally felt kind of sick. So, unless you like big women, I absolutely would not recommend her. Her normal price is in the $200+ range. May be worth it to you if you're into role playing. Never again for me.
I discovered this place in Flushing (sorry, is this the Manhattan only thread? Anyway.). For a FANTASTIC therapeutic massage, I found this place near Main St and 37th Ave. $30 / hr. Extremely clean, has showers (not table) , and a sauna. Private rooms, and various non-oily oils. First time I had a hot oil massage. My provider wasn't young, but tight bod. Great hands. She let me roam over clothes. When I asked for extras, she said no. I strongly suspect something else is going on, being this place's rent must be high, and they must have spent a fortune fixing the place up. But I saw a number of the women, and wouldn't call any of them hot. Definitely would go back for a therapeutic massage. I'll post the exact location when I find the card. A bit of a hassle to get to, but you don't get massages like this for 30 bucks / hr. I tipped 30. I found the place after walking out on a FS place because the provier was old. Some old guy handed me a card saying "$30 special." That's why I tipped 30. When I asked what the normal price was for an hr, I was told 30. Duh. That's it for now, gents.
If anyone knows of a FS place in Queens- I've been seeing a lot of ads for Latino chicks, please let me know. I really only know a bit of Flushing and the Elmhurst area. I've called providors that give FS for only $120, but hell if I know how to get to Northern Blvd, or even most places in Flushing. But if you find it worth it, I'd appreciate the info, Stay safe!
i've called them several times this week with no answer. Anyone know what's up?they are closed
NoobMonger
09-16-11, 05:03
$40 for a good massage plus a potential free HJ? Where the hell do you guys find these places?
If you mean Yuki's they closed couple weeks ago.
There are rumours they are reopening under a different name, Salon 59 or something, but have no idea personally if thats accurate or not.No surprize. That must have been the 3rd or 4th location I've followed them to over the years. I know Mimi has a place on W37. I'll head over there.
Thanks
Beconn Reconn
09-16-11, 21:39
Nice review. Was it. 2 for the hour? There is a blog out there from $Bill and is very entertaining to read about these places. I may hop on the soul train next time I get a chance.Yes, the korean joints are all 2 for the hour, FS, no tip necessary.
QuantumWarp
09-17-11, 11:04
So I thought I'd add my two cents first. Went to one on UES. .7 / hr, but they accept card, which I like, for. 05 extra. I realize after reading this forum I've been heavily over-tipping at. 6.7 just for a HE. Good massage, HE, nothing too much to report. Most don't allow you to do much, one allowed me to touch though, but that seems rare. When I go I sometimes can hear a really Americanized young woman who actually speaks a lot of English, but no clue on what her name is or how to get her, she's always been "busy" with a customer when I go there.
Also been to the new Gold Spa. Name changed, and location also changed, twice, but I think it's the same place. The women always dressed very sexily, though are a bit pushy on tips. Wasn't happy with. 6 one time and asked for. 2 more in tip, so 1. 6 out that day. They also do a rather fake BBBJ too, I thought it was funny. Yeah I really have been overtipping, glad I found this forum, haha.
So my question is Dokyo keeps advertising bodyslides on BP. Anyone been there? They charge 1. 4 for them. That seems a bit outrageous, considering 1. 6 gets you full service, or am I just not understanding NYC. I tried to RTFF, but does anyone know how to work the search? Noob question, but how do you get the search to actually point you to the page out of 90+ pages that has the search match? That itself would help so much.
Thanks.
QuantumWarp
09-20-11, 16:45
So I went to that one on 45th. Friendly, but realized later there was a younger, cuter masseuse available, but too late, darn. I'm too nice to be mean to the one I'm assigned to ask for the other one I guess. Anyway, massage was good, but got rushed at the end because some asian big shots arrived. But LOL, how old is everyone else here? Hilarious, she carded me in the beginning, that was really unexpected and new. Nothing to report, but they take card, so I liked that.
Been busy, and been ages since I've reported anything here.
I've seen a few familiar names, so I hope all is well. Anyway.
Just about a month ago, I was looking through the backpages of the VV and reading the ads for AMPs in Chinatown. I've had numerous massages in CT, but never anyone nearly attractive, and no provider ever gave a hint that there was anything more than a massage offered. Saw an ad, then I googled the name and added the word "review" at the end as I often do to get a hint at what might be offered. I came across some sight that hinted at something, but you had to be a paid member. It was on my way home, so I decided to give them a call. The woman on the phone was very friendly, spoke fairly good English, and promised "very good service!"
2nd floor, if I remember correctly. Place looked pretty clean. Woman not ugly, not beautiful, maybe a 6. 5 at best, but very friendly. I stripped down naked. Oh, I was led into the first room right by the door, and I didn't take that as a good sign. She proceeds with a massage, using baby oil (hate that stuff, and it was a hot as hell day). Gives my butt a nice workout, and teases me in the area between the third eyes and the boys. I don't try anything to test her out by feeling her up or anything.
On the flip, she massages my chest, head, arms. Then, out of nowhere, she says,"you want HJ?" (I forget the rules here, so excuse me if I'm being too explicit). I then mime, putting something in her mouth. She says, oh, that extra (was the HJ free?). I said how much? She says $40. I say ok. Thennnn. She pulls out SARAN WRAP! LOL! Needless to say, SR doesn't give you a whole lot of feeling, but she was so cheery about everything. So I ask, how much for more? She says, 'Nooo, we don't do that here." So I say ok. She goes at it with a lot of vigor, and pulls up her blouse, so I can play a little.
So, damage- 40 up front, and 40 for the extra, which she very happily accepted. The massage was very good, I should add. Overall, a great deal, but next time, I'll just go for the soft touch. SENIOR MEMBERS ONLY CAN PM ME FOR LOCATION.
TOFTT: trying to spread my geographical wings, I came across an ad in backpage by an independent."Tantric massage, private studio, Near Queens Blvd and X" Hot pics of an Asian woman in costume- nurse's uniform, and some other sexy outfits. She mentioned roleplay in her ads. I was feeling adventurous, so I give her a call, and setup an appt. For the life of me, I couldn't understand her because of her heavy Mandarin accent. I get there- a private apt building with some commercial offices I think. Met by a very tall. About 5'10" big Chinese woman, probably in her mid 40's. I figured, I'm here, why the hell not? I've been looking for places in Queens. If you like big women, she's for you. Big everywhere, gut, legs. She was bordering on obese, with small boobs. We agree on $120 for half hour. On my stomach, with my eyes closed, I let my mind wander, so I was getting pretty excited. So I say, how much for everything? I could imagine the $$ going through her head, so she says "50." I say ok. So she strips down, and I can see her rolls in all its glory. I was on my back, and she layed down on top of me. Then she gets a wrapper, puts it on me, gives me a few licks, and hops on cowgirl. I could feel my excitement waning just looking at her. So I do her doggie, and finish that way. Her massage was horrible. She used a feather or something to try to excite me. Her breath smelled of garlic. And I don't like fat women. I felt disgusted with myself after. I literally felt kind of sick. So, unless you like big women, I absolutely would not recommend her. Her normal price is in the $200+ range. May be worth it to you if you're into role playing. Never again for me.
I discovered this place in Flushing (sorry, is this the Manhattan only thread? Anyway.). For a FANTASTIC therapeutic massage, I found this place near Main St and 37th Ave. $30 / hr. Extremely clean, has showers (not table) , and a sauna. Private rooms, and various non-oily oils. First time I had a hot oil massage. My provider wasn't young, but tight bod. Great hands. She let me roam over clothes. When I asked for extras, she said no. I strongly suspect something else is going on, being this place's rent must be high, and they must have spent a fortune fixing the place up. But I saw a number of the women, and wouldn't call any of them hot. Definitely would go back for a therapeutic massage. I'll post the exact location when I find the card. A bit of a hassle to get to, but you don't get massages like this for 30 bucks / hr. I tipped 30. I found the place after walking out on a FS place because the provier was old. Some old guy handed me a card saying "$30 special." That's why I tipped 30. When I asked what the normal price was for an hr, I was told 30. Duh. That's it for now, gents.
If anyone knows of a FS place in Queens- I've been seeing a lot of ads for Latino chicks, please let me know. I really only know a bit of Flushing and the Elmhurst area. I've called providors that give FS for only $120, but hell if I know how to get to Northern Blvd, or even most places in Flushing. But if you find it worth it, I'd appreciate the info, Stay safe!
147318
Hi.
Got this from a friend.
147318
Hi.
Got this from a friend.Damn. Who's that?
Damn. Who's that?She is a korean working gal who used to work in Chinatown and Queens.
Name is Apple and Jane
147318
Hi.
Got this from a friend.Hmm. I knew a beautiful provider named Apple, but this doesn't look like her. I remember the Apple I knew had way bigger boobs, But I wouldn't turn this one down!
Hmm. I knew a beautiful provider named Apple, but this doesn't look like her. I remember the Apple I knew had way bigger boobs, But I wouldn't turn this one down!Looks good.
Yes, the korean joints are all 2 for the hour, FS, no tip necessary.I can attest to that. I've been to nearly every Korean place in the East midtown area.
I've been to a few independents that might charge a bit less, but the pictures they post aren't real, and I wouldn't recommend them.
I've heard about a place, first saw them advertise on CL, and located "in Chinatown" but have never been there. The pics of the women look really hot. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please shoot me a pm.
If you're into spinners, I know a great provider (and the website that advertises the ladies have real pics) in the East midtown area. Haven't been there in awhile, but I took a look at their website over the summer, and she's still there. Of the 9 times I've been there, I've only had 3 providers; all were good, but Michelle. Something about her. Beautiful, nothing fake. Skinny, A cup. I usually go for the big boobs, fantasy types, but she was my 2nd provider there, and asked for her when she was available.
If anyone knows of a good place in Queens, white, Asian, or Latina- please shoot me a pm.
I don't look on CL much anymore after they changed things. I live in Queens now, and the place is still a mystery. Be careful, gents.
Apologies in advance if I'm late in getting back to people. For some reason, I don't get notifications all the time. And again, I will not respond to non senior members.
Spent some time at Galaxy. Not a FS from what I have experienced but good service and easy in easy out. Elevator to the 3rd floor I think it was. Met by a nice Kgal at the door. Appeared to be about 30ish. Nice rooms. Table shower standard washing of all the bits. Massage was very good and standard soft touch, flip and I left happy. Damage $80. 5 I really like these types of places, more up scale and no upsell.
Cheers all!
Hi Fellow Mongers,
I'm going to be going to NY for the weekend and was wondering if there were any places / providers you would recommend; something close to Penn station?
Thanks in advance, PM me or just msg me back on the board.
Looks good.Just wondering the name of this little jem in the photo? Or the name of the place that she can be found?
apologies again for any late replies. if you have only 1 or 2 posts, you will not get a response. i just hope there's not a run on the place. i was there again recently, brought my own raincoat, she did the deed first, then a pretty good massage. 80 again, which she happily accepted. can't seem to talk her into fs. still, i think i've found a little gem.
what's the deal on 83 in ct? i've been there, and i always see a fat chick. got a great therapeutic massage from a short dude named john. if you don't mind a dude, ask for "short john" for a great therapeutic massage.
my search for qns providers is still ongoing. it would help if i knew my way around, but plenty of providers that ask only 120, but when the tell my "union turnpike" or something, they may as well tell me it's in romania. i'm only somewhat familiar with flushing, but that covers a wide area, so make that flushing near the library to narrow the scope. i'm finding my way around the elmhurst, rego park, and forest hill area also. so if anyone has some more intel, please shoot me a pm.
nothing new to report. really nothing more to say about manhattan. zillions of places. oh, btw, the provider i said was named michelle is named rachel. confused her for someone else.
anyone ever been to a hotel? i saw some ads in backpage for some really hot looking white women, but they worked out of hotels, which make me kind of nervous. i don't want to end up in a sting, or the show caught on camera (not talking about **** girls). was really tempted, and i suspect these are working girls making the rounds of different cities, but something about hotels on queens blvd. give me the creeps, le wise.
$40 for a good massage plus a potential free HJ? Where the hell do you guys find these places?I just took a chance and lucked out. I doubt the HE would have been free, but the tip I gave her seemed to be enough. You just have to try a number of places out, get a feel for how to act so you don't scare off the provider.
Tony Knight
10-09-11, 20:59
Walking thru C-Town and had no interest in going to anywhere special but out of the blue I decided to try a location that claimed they did cupping. Always wanted to try so I went. Since I was not interested in anything other than the cupping, I did not mind that all the ladies are very, very mature. But the woman I had "Nama" provided the cupping and gave me a very, very good hard massage during and after. She made it clear everything was on the menu and she was disappointed I just went for a HE.
I was OK but I do not think I will go back
apologies again for any late replies. if you have only 1 or 2 posts, you will not get a response. i just hope there's not a run on the place. i was there again recently, brought my own raincoat, she did the deed first, then a pretty good massage. 80 again, which she happily accepted. can't seem to talk her into fs. still, i think i've found a little gem.
what's the deal on 83 in ct? i've been there, and i always see a fat chick. got a great therapeutic massage from a short dude named john. if you don't mind a dude, ask for "short john" for a great therapeutic massage.
my search for qns providers is still ongoing. it would help if i knew my way around, but plenty of providers that ask only 120, but when the tell my "union turnpike" or something, they may as well tell me it's in romania. i'm only somewhat familiar with flushing, but that covers a wide area, so make that flushing near the library to narrow the scope. i'm finding my way around the elmhurst, rego park, and forest hill area also. so if anyone has some more intel, please shoot me a pm.
nothing new to report. really nothing more to say about manhattan. zillions of places. oh, btw, the provider i said was named michelle is named rachel. confused her for someone else.
anyone ever been to a hotel? i saw some ads in backpage for some really hot looking white women, but they worked out of hotels, which make me kind of nervous. i don't want to end up in a sting, or the show caught on camera (not talking about **** girls). was really tempted, and i suspect these are working girls making the rounds of different cities, but something about hotels on queens blvd. give me the creeps, le wise.j,
when they say union tpk, they are usually in the que motor in on union tpk and the grand central. it's a popular place for working girls. read my post from last week and there's a tall chinese girl in sunnyside (off qb and 40th street). you may want to give her a try. she's only a block from the 7 train and you can find her on bp escorts. search tall chinese.
Who did you see. Understand Lulu is not the best. I always go with Lilly.I went to L8 in 230 Grand street at around 12:30pm today. The door was closed but there are so many people outside so I didn't press the door bell. Another reason is the fact that the massage joint in M12 and 6th floor were both not opened yet, so I thought L8 is not open as well. For those who tried L8, did you press the door bell in a busy hallway?
Tony Knight
10-11-11, 23:37
I went to L8 in 230 Grand street at around 12:30pm today. The door was closed but there are so many people outside so I didn't press the door bell. Another reason is the fact that the massage joint in M12 and 6th floor were both not opened yet, so I thought L8 is not open as well. For those who tried L8, did you press the door bell in a busy hallway?They open at 11AM
They open at 11AMDid you just press the door bell while many people walking around you?
Did you just press the door bell while many people walking around you?I thought M12 was gone or moved?
Are they there?
They were pretty terrific
First. Sorry to bother you guys,
Do any of you know if my heavenly hands is closed / moved / renamed. Any info would be appreciated. I know I'm new so I don't expect much responses. But like I said any info would be appreciated. Out of town right now. In the service. Almost on my way home and trying to go back to some good memories.
Camden Lover
10-14-11, 12:02
This will be short and to the point. I am celebrating a new job with a bang, no pun intended. I work in Manhattan and would like to find an AMP that offers four hands. Has anyone had that experience? If so, where did you go. How much was it. Would you repeat. Etc.
Much appreciated.
I thought M12 was gone or moved?
Are they there?
They were pretty terrificOh they were gone? On wonder no one responded the door bell. That's sucks! It was my first place to go every time I am in Manhattan. Any suggestion for places that similar?
Try Hiyako on Wednesday for $100.
Oh they were gone? On wonder no one responded the door bell. That's sucks! It was my first place to go every time I am in Manhattan. Any suggestion for places that similar?Relaxation Spa, Chinatown Grand, Chinse Herb Health Center, Cloud 9 Spa, Beppu Spa are some places in Chinatown that give massages. I cannot personally vouch for them as I have not gone (I don't live in NYC either, so have only gone to a few places on visits). But my understanding from others is they will give a good massge like M12 did
Joe Shomoo
10-17-11, 02:34
I'll be traveling to NY within the next month, and am looking for the best money can buy. I'm talking full pampering (shower, sauna whatever and of course leave happy). I'll be staying close to time square, so the closer the better.
I'm from FL, so we don't really have anything good over here. All suggestions welcome and appreciated. If you don't want to post here, please PM me.
Thanks in advance.
Let me elaborate on my previous post. The 4 hand at Hiyako is $70 on Wednesday and you choose the girls. I picked cici and she picked amy. It was amazing and I will definitely repeat.
Saw an ad on BP about FANTASIA NYC. Its in chinatown.
Just wondering has anyone been there. Any info would be great.
Who is the best and their rates.
Thanks
ConnRimmer
10-23-11, 23:08
So I tracked my goddess Bonnie down after almost a two year hiatus:
http://asianmodelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm
She resurfaced at yet another KMP in NYC. What I thought would be another amazing time didn't turn out so well. For me anyway. I had been up since 5am and had not been sleeping to too well and before I headed down to Manhattan to see Bonnie, I drank a Redbull to keep me awake. Long story short, I get there and Mama shows me in. Then a few minutes later, in walks Bonnie. She still has an amazing body, but looks thinner then when I saw her last. The phrase "tits on a stick" come to mind, but she is perfect in my book (YMMV). She obviously does not remember me from last time, but how could she. No worries. She appears a bit stand-offish at first; I give her the donation up front. She takes it and leaves, but shakes her but in front of me before heading out the door. I undress and wait for her. SHe comes back, leads to to a full table shower with plenty of attention to the boys. Starting well I thought, but she is acting very shy and quiet and not very friendly. Oh well, back to the room, she dries me off and then leaves for a full 5 minutes. Comes back and disrobes. Wow, I honestly think she has the nicest tits I've ever seen during my whole damn time in the game. Good lord. She is completely shaved too. Her body is simply delicious if you are into Asian girls like me.
Bonnie then gets on the bed and gives me the light touch massage and gets right to business; I get hard, but then start to come down almost immediately. I she tries to give me some CBJ, but nothing is happening. I then tell her to get on all fours and attempt to do what I love best, give her the rimming of her life, but she is having none of it and blocks me with her hand. Ugh. Then I try to lick her kitty, which I NEVER do on a professional and she blocks that too. Now junior is down for the count and feeling defeated by the block. The one guaranteed thing to make me hard got blocked and now my mind is not in it either. She tries yanking it with her hand, but that's not helping. Now my heart is beating really fast from the redbull, but I am actually tired. Too many bad things are happening in my mind at this point. She then gives me a back massage and then I give her one. I then leave with no action or release. She hardly spoke the whole time. Am I getting too old or was I just really tired? Time for Viagra. Hope not, I"m only 40! Her indifferent attitude didn't help junior either so it was just a sucky session all around, but I still left with a smile on my face because her body really is amazing too me. OH well, what are going to do.
This report could have been titled TOFTT, but it ended up being one of the best ever. How does this happen?
I was in the city today and decided to hit an AMP. Had a few in mind and wrote down a few numbers to call with chicks I saw online who looked good. After calling, I headed down to honey honey NYC.
Wanted to see Pinky, whom I loved when she was at the old rainbow, but she wasn't there, so I asked for Hana. The Mamasan put me in a room to wait for her and after about 5 mon, she came in. While not terrible, she did not live up to the photo. The facilities at HoneyHoney are pretty bad too, very spartan, chilly, and did not feel comfortable at all:
http://www.honeyhoneynewyork.net/girl7.htm
Hana was a total plain jane and a bit heavier than her photo. No make-up on whatsoever, and looking pretty tired. I really wanted some action, but I cut my losses right there and left before I paid anything.
I kept trying to call Garden Angels, but there was no answer, so I began to make my way over to DreamgirlNYC to see Daizy. As I was almost there, Garden Angelscalled me back and told me Bonnie was available. Nice.
http://gardenangelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm
Once I get there and go into the room at Garden Angels and wait. In walks Bonnie and my jaw hits the floor. Damn! What a body on her. If you've ever seen the porn star Akira Lane, she looks a lot like her in the face. Very cute, about 25 years old, blond hair with bangs, great tits, and a bangin' booty. Man was this girl friendly. Bonnie kept bending over and backing her butt up into my rod in a very playful way. She could also not stop smiling and giggling. No table shower, but rather a regular stand-up shower; She actually got in with me and washed me down with plenty of attention to the right places. I knew it was going to be good from there. Back in the room, she was still smiling. It was right down to business, but never in my life have I had so much foreplay when a girl skips the classic massage. She took off her bikini and I was drooling! Then massaged my body with hers for a few minutes, then Russian, then HJ, then CBJ with attention to the boys, and about 10. 15 minutes had gone by. Then on to the main event. Multiple positions and I am lovin every minute. Her ass is to die for, smooth kitty to savor, and did I mention those breasts. No they are not real, but they sure look it. Another 15. 20 minutes of action and I blew it in CG position. Bonnie was fun and playful the whole time. Even after I blasted, she stayed in for a minute after, which I really liked. Then after cleaning me up with a wash cloth came the next surprise. As I was facing up, she laid on top of me naked and we snuggled, cuddled, and caressed each other for another 10 minutes. What a GFE! I couldn't believe it. No rush to get out. Finally I gave her the donation as it was time to go. She of course helped me get dressed. To top it off as I was putting my shoes on, she was still naked and fixing the sheets on the bed with her ass in the air, all I could think of was "good god, what an ass!" This girl just may be a major addiction. So glad I didn't stay with that Hana chick.
Would I go back? Let me say this: If any of you run to see her and you see someone sprinting past you. That would be me.
Saw an ad on BP about FANTASIA NYC. Its in chinatown.
Just wondering has anyone been there. Any info would be great.
Who is the best and their rates.
ThanksBest? No idea. Rates? This is a standard KMP, $200. Tip if you want, but not necessary.
So I tracked my goddess Bonnie down after almost a two year hiatus:
http://asianmodelsnyc.com/bonnie.htm
She resurfaced at yet another KMP in NYC. What I thought would be another amazing time didn't turn out so well. For me anyway. I had been up since 5am and had not been sleeping to too well and before I headed down to Manhattan to see Bonnie, I drank a Redbull to keep me awake. Long story short, I get there and Mama shows me in. Then a few minutes later, in walks Bonnie. She still has an amazing body, but looks thinner then when I saw her last. The phrase "tits on a stick" come to mind, but she is perfect in my book (YMMV). She obviously does not remember me from last time, but how could she. No worries. She appears a bit stand-offish at first; I give her the donation up front. She takes it and leaves, but shakes her but in front of me before heading out the door. I undress and wait for her. SHe comes back, leads to to a full table shower with plenty of attention to the boys. Starting well I thought, but she is acting very shy and quiet and not very friendly. Oh well, back to the room, she dries me off and then leaves for a full 5 minutes. Comes back and disrobes. Wow, I honestly think she has the nicest tits I've ever seen during my whole damn time in the game. Good lord. She is completely shaved too. Her body is simply delicious if you are into Asian girls like me.
Bonnie then gets on the bed and gives me the light touch massage and gets right to business; I get hard, but then start to come down almost immediately. I she tries to give me some CBJ, but nothing is happening. I then tell her to get on all fours and attempt to do what I love best, give her the rimming of her life, but she is having none of it and blocks me with her hand. Ugh. Then I try to lick her kitty, which I NEVER do on a professional and she blocks that too. Now junior is down for the count and feeling defeated by the block. The one guaranteed thing to make me hard got blocked and now my mind is not in it either. She tries yanking it with her hand, but that's not helping. Now my heart is beating really fast from the redbull, but I am actually tired. Too many bad things are happening in my mind at this point. She then gives me a back massage and then I give her one. I then leave with no action or release. She hardly spoke the whole time. Am I getting too old or was I just really tired? Time for Viagra. Hope not, I"m only 40! Her indifferent attitude didn't help junior either so it was just a sucky session all around, but I still left with a smile on my face because her body really is amazing too me. OH well, what are going to do.Unhappy? Call mamasan and Switch girls. I am not a big kmp fan, but it sounds like you are well entrenched.
Since the place next to the Playwrite on 35th 5&6 moved to 3rd Ave, it's not the same. I've found a new KMP on Park in the mid 20's. I was there a year or so ago and it was basic rub and tug. Since I've been back the prices went up to a typical KMP, and the girls are stunning. I met Bonnie last week and thought she was great. Just over 5 ft, steamming spinner body with huge natural tits and long hair. Just the way I lust them. But when I went yesterday she was gone. I met Chanel yesterday and she was even better. Same body more or less but she was a bit taller and had bolt ons. She was a little distant at first, but once we got into it she warmed up really fast. She allowed LFK, DATY (which I nomally don't do with providers, but couldn't help myself) ass play, but cut me short of greek. Just typing this makes me want to run back. There was another girl, Blue, that I met and she was very nice too, but Chanel did it for me. They change girls every Monday.
Tickle Jay
11-10-11, 14:56
Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.
Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.Sounds like Hiyako. Amy is one of the more popular girls there. I've seen her and cici and both were excellent.
Camden Lover
11-10-11, 23:46
Just back from NYC and found this place on a site similar to USASG. It was a utopia. At 36th and Broadway. Rung in and saw Amie. Very cute. Gave a nice TS. Asked if I wanted HJ or BJ. She spent a good long time until I was completely happy. Nice clean place, very friendly. 8 for the door + tip She remembered my name throughout, which was very sweet. Recommend.
Thanks Tickle Jay. You are the second person that recommended Hiyako. I am going to visit next week. How much did you give as a tip?
Camden Lover
11-10-11, 23:48
Does anyone have an opinion about this place? It is on the Southeast corner and above a pizza shop. I pass it every morning and would TOFTT if no one else has an opinion.
I stoppped into Golds? If that's what you can call it these days. Either way it was good ol Mimi as the mamasan. Some of the long time girls are gone so I tried Rose, who has only been there a week. Rose did a great table shower but when it came time for the massage it wasn't as good. She had a good attitude but was very nervous. When it came time for the big finish she panicked when I suggested somethime more that the usual. This is my second time at this location which is about a block away, but still on 37th Street. It's a convienient spot for me so I'll probably repeat.
I'm back in the city after some time out of the country. Without regard to age and appearance I'm wondering what the cheapest 1/2 hour or 1 hour massage including a happy ending members may have found in the city. I'm on a tight budget for a couple of months so know that I'll use this information well. My preference is for a light to medium thorough sensual massage.
Thanks
There are a bunch that are $30 / half hour, $45 / hour; that is pretty standard. Tip can be $20 / half to $40 / full.
Maybe there are cheaper but the above is pretty standard.
Lots of places. Relaxation Spa at 331 Grand often considered the msot reliable and best.
I'm back in the city after some time out of the country. Without regard to age and appearance I'm wondering what the cheapest 1/2 hour or 1 hour massage including a happy ending members may have found in the city. I'm on a tight budget for a couple of months so know that I'll use this information well. My preference is for a light to medium thorough sensual massage.
Thanks
Was staying near soho so I went looking for a place nearby. Ending up walking into Solution Spa on 14th. Mamasan wanted $100 / hr. I suggested that her quote was a bit high. Most places I frequent are. 7. She insisted $100. OK I said, time to leave. And I walked out and headed up to Galaxy where a good time was had by all for. 7.4. Nice TS and massage too.
BabblingHooker
11-18-11, 12:16
Review.
E4A – Sakura
'At first I was afraid, I was petrified. '
If you follow my blogs then you know that I've been campaigning for months for someone to take me to an AMP. I love the Ladies and I love massage – it was clear to me that I'the love an AMP experience. Moreover, my inquisitiveness overwhelmed me. I thought, 'What is a table shower? ' 'What would a girl do to me after a flip? ' Alas, after six months of my pleas, I resigned to defeat. Then, I got a great random email from KingOtis. He asked if I'the still be interested. I think I replied 'YES' within minutes. A few days passed and then we were all set and confirmed! Alas, I had time to get nervous!
Let me set the scene. I arrive to NYC from Albany. I'm scheduled for an overnight. My overnight friend takes me to see David Letterman. When we leave the hotel, everything is great. When we return to our downtown hotel, the 'occupiers' were flooding out our rainy street! It is complete chaos! We ended up transferring to a Midtown hotel as we couldn't deal with the rowdy teens. My guest then heads to work, the next morning. And, I head to breakfast to meet another provider. (Wouldn't you like to know the details?) After breakfast, it's time to meet Otis.
Now, Otis emphatically told me to not be late. As a former agency girl, I am definitely familiar with the fact that one can't be late for these appointments! I left an hour early! Good thing too! Many streets were blocked off. Thus, via cab, I arrived about 15 mins early. I went inside and waited in the lobby. The streets were LINED with policemen and squad cars! Now, you really haven't really been nervous until you've been a young hooker surrounded by police, during a college aged protest, whilst carrying condoms, lube, lingerie, large sums of cash and hobby business cards! Moreover, I began to fear that maybe Otis wouldn't show due the situation. And, my phone and ipad couldn't get reception. There was A LOT going against this date! I decide to step outside about ten minutes prior to our scheduled adventure. Admittedly, I was thinking about leaving, and there he was! KingOtis appeared exactly as he said he would. He has a boy next-door middle aged male look going for him and he was dressed like money from head to toe! LOL. (Literally Otis!) No wonder he does this 4-5 / week? He's good for it! Damned 1. LOL. Just kidding.
Now. Otis really hadn't given me any heads up as to what to expect! I wasn't sure if I was 'working'or relaxing. He said separate rooms but I didn't know if I was supposed to 'volunteer'? Moreover, I didn't know exact AMP protocol. Do I have to pay the 'Mamasan' and then tip the girl? But. I was a wreck about who to pay.
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What happened:
Otis ushered me to the floor and I was greeted by a lady who you'the never think of as a Mamisan! She was hot! Thin Asian woman with a pretty face in a hip outfit with a hipper hairstyle. Now, I'm in the quasi-waiting room with two overdressed adults. I feel like I underdressed for the party! Raye (the phone-woman) asks Otis if he wants a bed or the table. Hmmm. Ok. I don't remember his reply. I think I'd really wanted the bed because I hate how my hands go numb when I'm lying on a table. Then, next thing you know, Raye ushers Otis to a room and shuts the door behind him. By now, my heartbeat is going 1000x / minute and I feel nauseous! I could have literally vomited right then and there! Then Raye took me into a big room with a bed, a robe, a sound system, and a radiator in it. There were no instructions. Now, I'm freaking out! Do I get nekkid? Running is still a possibility.
I decide to strip. What the hell? One only lives once. At worse, I'the get arrested and lose my ipad and cash. Now, I'm playing in nothing but a robe, a bed, in some random office building. (Oh where hobbying will take you!) In one ear, I hear protestors going wild and police sirens. In the other ear, I hear water running and doors opening, footsteps, and doors closing.
Again, I'm about ready to cancel this whole thing, when in walks Sakura. (Sigh) What a breath of fresh air! Sakura is young. She is definitely not the 40-year-old gal that I read about on USA Rhode Island. Let me describe her from head to toe. She was sporting a brunette-red-auburn bob haircut. It was a bit like Mary Tyler Moore but shorter. She has an adorable face and a pretty smile. I think she is probably a size 0-2. By my standards, she is tiny but not breakable. She wore a thin black lacy g-string / thong covered by a black clubbing dress. Through it I could see her awesome ink work. That was a huge turn on for me. I love the cute girls with ink that you would never think or know have ink. I love knowing that you're the only one who has seen her tats. SAKURA HAS NATURAL C-CUP PANCAKE BREASTS! I was shocked by this – necessitating that I did a thorough inspection. Those lovely ladies came from her Momma! They ain't man-made! What a pleasant surprise. She also has pancake-ish brown nipples which I personally love. Sakura has one of those tight Asian booties that I fantasize about. (Sigh, Katie was lost in emotion just then). I'the say she was about 5'6-5'7. She is kinda tall for an Asian woman. Thus, she was barefoot? But, I'm glad she was barefoot. It made me feel better about taking off my socks. Anyhow, Sakura's feet and toes are LOVELY! She would be great for those with a foot fetish.
Alas, I'm not going to go into details but. Two things stick out. Sakura told me that I look like her ex girlfriend. Now. I know that many of us ladies use this line, but for me then, it worked. It allowed me to open up to her. Next Sakura IS A MASSAGE GIRL! She gave me a legit kick ass massage before other activities. I'the go to her for a legit back rub. She was GREAT on my lower back and feet. Again, I can tell that she actually does massage.
I'the like to note that this establishment was clean and operated in a timely fashion. Sakura, my bestGFE, speaks great fluent English and appeared to be under no 'obligation'. I became a member and I will repeat, alone and with my regs. I trust them and I'the vouch for them. I would highly recommend them for SO couples and hobby couples and other horny providers craving fish. Oh, and on the way out I see that they are decked with plenty of electronics. My ipad was safe the whole time! But, I did keep my handbag with me and it was totally cool. I tipped Sakura but not enough. Next time, I will tip her MUCH MUCH MUCH more. (Sorry Sakura, I didn't know better). You men can keep Blossom! I'the rather double and play with Sakura! BTW, Sakura = cherry blossom in Japanese! I'the be her George Washington and chop on that Bush ANY DAY!
Now, I can't wait to be back in NYC! Thank you to KingOtis and E4A for this most memorable and enjoyable life altering event!
Now, my AMP RI reg's eat your heart out!
Kisses,
Katie
(PLEASE. Only contact Otis for their contact info. I'm not skilled in the hobby enough to give that out at this time.)
Oh, and vote for King Otis in the Rookie of the year forum! And the NY HOY!
Camden Lover
11-19-11, 09:57
If you follow my blogs then you know that I've been campaigning for months for someone to take me to an AMP. I love the Ladies and I love massage – it was clear to me that I'the love an AMP experience.Alas, after six months of my pleas, I resigned to defeat.Hi Babbling Hooker. First, excellent post. Now, to the guys. Seriously, six months and only one guy took her up on her offer! Wow. Katie, I am a new regular visitor to this particular thread. If you ever want to have another experience, I would be honored to accompany you. Feel free to drop me a private message anytime.
By way of introduction, I'm the guy who brought Katie for her first-ever rub-and-tug as detailed in her post below. I was unaware of this board's existence until she emailed me to say "I posted my review and everyone ois asking 'who the hell is kingotis? '" I've been active on other boards. I'm going to repost some of my recent contributions elsewhere to this board. I'm not entirely sure my style suits this particular forum, so feel free to tell me to get lost if I'm better off sticking to my usual boards.
There are nights when New York shines like the brightest diamond, when it sparkles like champagne, when it begs you to stand up and LIVE, to drink it all in without stopping for even a single moment without even using punctuation or catching your breath.
There are days when New York kicks your teeth in, when it stabs you in the heart for fun and leaves you bleeding on the curb. My city is a merciless ***** but I can't stop loving her, and even as she casts me aside for a younger, thinner, happier man, she reaches out and takes my hand and gives me some reason to stand and walk again.
Fifth Avenue was filled with German tourists and I was at some lousy theme bar where the drinks had names and the names all sounded like strippers. Pink Bellied Berta. Tina Tiny Bubbles. Fuck. The shitty places a man goes in the pathetic pursuit of powerful pussy. Three young women ask you to go somewhere with them and you don't ask questions, you just go.
At the end of a day of genuflecting and accepting horse-whippings from clients whose asses needed kissing, I was tired of puckering up. There are some indignities that a man should never endure, not even for the sake of entertaining a lady. Putting fruit, alcohol and tiny paper umbrellas together demeans and degrades all three. Fruit belongs in the lunchboxes of schoolchildren. Tiny paper umbrellas should be used to keep the rain off tiny paper men or to cover the tiny paper tits of tiny paper burlesque entertainers in tiny paper vaudeville houses. Alcohol is far better off alone than anywhere near the other two.
I slapped a bunch of cash on the bar, bid my companions adieu and beat a hasty retreat. The evening air was heavy with mist and the anticipation of my own stupid self-indulgence. Cash on hand. 85 bucks. In Manila or Angeles City that'll buy you the girl of your choice for the night. In Chinatown it'll buy you an hour on the table and a handjob with 10 bucks left over for dumplings. In Midtown. What? I needed a momentary oasis of calm and quiet.
I called Lisa. An independent massage provider near Herald Square. 45 bucks an hour. And headed south and west on foot. She came well-recommended by my rub junkie brothers and she did not disappoint.
She opened the door and looked me up and down as I did the same. She turned out to be a pleasant woman somewhere in her 40's. She has a pretty, soft face and lovely eyes, doesn't wear a lot of makeup. She doesn't dress "sexy" but she has a nice lean figure with the usual fabulous Chinese ass and nice little breasts that still seemed somehow perky to me. I had been told she wasn't a "looker" and I suppose if you hold her next to a 22 year old KMP girl the KMP girl would emerge victorious, but I can assure you, she's far nicer to look at than 75% of what you'll find at this price point.
Having each passed the eyeball test, she welcomed me in and I followed. Her digs are perfectly adequate for a provider of her scale and simplicity. A single, small, clean, room within a maze of medical / herbal / nontraditional practitioners on the 10th floor of a nondescript office building, it's perfectly safe, secure and discreet. Neither drab nor depressing like some rundown Chinatown dumps, her spot has no shower but the floors are new and clean and the paint's not peeling.
This was her first exposure to King Otis and mine to her, so I didn't expect a miracle and I didn't get one but what I got instead was enough to chase the pallor off a shitty day and Polish the night like a pretty little gem.
She stepped out of the room while I got ready and when she returned she dimmed the lights a little, put the Chinese muzak on the box asked me how I like it."Hard." I said, like I always do."Don't be afraid. You're not going to hurt me."
She went ahead and gave me a good-to-great hard massage. She oiled her hands a little and went to work on my neck and shoulders, working her way down symetrically and systematically with good hard pressure. Finishing down at the feet, she asked me to turn over.
She rubbed my head and then my chest and then she kept moving down until her hands were between my legs rubbing my cock and balls. I reached over and felt her ass, then her nice, firm, real breasts. She started stroking my hard cock as I reached under her shirt and continued to feel her. Harder and faster. Yes, it does take a long time. She was persistent in her dogged pursuit of my satisfaction and. Finally I came.
This was the quiet oasis I needed. She cleaned up and said 'next time, massage only? ' Confused, I asked her why. She pointed to my crotch, 'you no like very much. Take a long time. ' Heh heh. Yeah.
I smiled sheepishly. 'I'm just slow, ' I said. 'I get a lot of massages. I liked it very very much. ' She smiled.
She waited out in the hall while I dressed. I gave her 40 on top of the 45. 30 would have been OK. But she was nice and kind and it was exactly what I needed.
I went down the elevator to 35th Street where the sidewalks were empty now. I started walking slowly, the tiny shards of glass in the sidewalks and streets that strengthen the floor of this asphalt jungle glimmered and shined with the reflection of the streetlights and neon. As I reached the corner I looked up and through the mist I saw neon glowing in a third floor window. 'Bodywork. ' A number I have never called. There are thousands of windows like this that beckon and call on every block in this city. I made a mental note. For another night, another reason to get through a day when New York beats you back, another way to get back on your feet when you think you're down for the count. Another place to go whenever I get around to having another tomorrow.
718-XXX-1898
GlobeTrotter79
11-21-11, 11:20
Review.Great read. Thanks.
Mighty Spearsman
11-21-11, 12:39
By way of introduction, I'm the guy who brought Katie for her first-ever rub-and-tug as detailed in her post below. I was unaware of this board's existence until she emailed me to say "I posted my review and everyone is asking 'who the hell is kingotis? '" I've been active on other boards. I'm going to repost some of my recent contributions elsewhere to this board. I'm not entirely sure my style suits this particular forum, so feel free to tell me to get lost if I'm better off sticking to my usual boards.King, I am already familiar with your excellent postings on the S p a H unters board, so I am happy to say "Welcome" to the USG (formerly known as the World Sex Guide dot org when it was run by Atta in the 1990s and then when Jackson first took it over).
I'm sure that your style will fit just fine here, as evidenced by your lucid post on Lisa below. Lisa sounds like someone I'd like to hook with, hopedfully I'll be able to hook up with her soon.
Welcome aboard KING. Will be definitely looking to read your commentary and contributions. A man of intellect is always needed in sea of mentally challenged individuals.
We will judge you only for your contributions and nothing else.
I prefer to stay within the five boroughs of New York City unless I am unavoidably required to appear elsewhere. In point of fact, I am not especially fond of Staten Island and rarely make it to the Bronx anyway, so we're talking about Brooklyn, Queens and Manhattan as pretty much the entire universe.
So when I tell you that I had to go to Islip to take care of some dumbass paperwork with the Town Clerk, I can assure you in no uncertain terms that it was unavoidable. And when I say that I walked from the LIRR to the Town Hall, you will understand that no one walks more than 20 feet in any direction on Long Island unless they happen to be on the wrong side of the mall relative to Johnny Rocket's when the urge for retro faux-sitcom bullshit fast food hits. I will take my stinky, damp, angry, crowded agitated New York City over any of the places around it.
The suburbs jangle my every nerve and make my ankles hurt. The sounds of lawnmowers and souls slowly dying fill the suburban air, punctuated by the machine-gun-with-Tourette's bursts of new cancer clusters popping up and dotting the barren moonscape.
There is good and bad in everything I suppose and there is one redeeming quality in every trip to Long Island: at the end of your return trip, the LIRR drops you at 34th and 7th, the epicenter of Midtown Monger paradise.
It took me 3. 5 seconds to identify a place to which I have never been a block from Penn Station. Emerging from the special circle of hell below Madison Square Garden that has been outfitted with shops and restaurants for commuters I called and within five minutes was ringing the bell. Five minutes after that I was being attended to by a beautiful Chinese girl in her twenties.
My addiction grows and consumes whatever it encounters because life feels bad and indulgence feels good. But there is good and bad in everything. The bad gives way to good. The good means nothing without reference to the bad.
Sky Spa appeared as if, well, out of the sky, like any one of a thousand similar places folded into the batter of New York. It's a decent sized place in the exact same building as another provider I saw last week. The space is clean but there are privacy issues in that the walls are short and doors are. Not doors. The good obscures the bad.
There's a nice fishtank up front filled with fish who scattered in terror when I growled at them. The mamasan is not an old lady and most definitely works the tables herself. It seems like a two girl operation. When I walked in it was empty so I ended up with Jenny, a young, cute girl with nice B cups, a tight ass, and amazing hair. A pleasant person to be around with a hot little body and a pretty face. Things were looking up. I paid the 60 buck house fee and got myself comfortable. The good was getting better and the bad was running for cover.
Jenny gave me a good hard rub, an above average massage for sure. She went a little heavy on the oil, but, on the other hand I didn't try to stop her. Maybe oil would wipe away the out of town muck anyway. She worked every ounce of her 100 pound frame into the process, and by the end she was working up a sweat. She went for the hot towels and rubbed me down.
The good got even better. She ran her hands over my ass and between my ass cheeks, teasing me. She reached under me and grabbed my swelling cock, tugging at it until it was too hard for me to lay back down, and she whispered sweetly for me to turn over.
She rubbed my chest and looked into my eyes and I felt connected to her for just a second. There was only good, the bad was gone. As she traced her hand down my chest, past my belly, to where my cock was waiting for her touch, fully erect, burning for her attentions.
She wrapped her oiled hand around my impossibly hard cock and stroked it lightly. I ran my hands over her perfect little body. Her tight little ass. Her perky breasts. I could feel her nipples getting hard through her shirt.
She touched her finger lightly against my asshole and looked at me as if to ask "yes?" I nodded slowly and she slid a finger in my ass as she began pumping her hand harder and faster on my hot and glowing cock. I slid my hand under her shirt and pushed her bra aside. I felt her hard nipples and she exhaled hard staccato breaths and gave a low rumbling sigh of pleasure. That was all I needed and the good melted into perfection as I came and came and came with the stupidest smile in history plastered across my face.
She giggled at my goofy grin and leaned over and touched her lips lightly against mine, in a perfect little gesture, a tiny shared moment of intimacy, of human connection, of simple good feeling.
We made a little small talk as I dressed and she cleaned up and then I handed her a 50 for a tip. She smiled and said she hoped I would come back. I said I would. I wanted to scare the fish again. She liked that.
The bad recedes and the good succeeds. I felt alive again as I hit the street and walked through the throngs of dead-eyed commuters heading for Penn Station. I bowed my head in a silent prayer of gratitude. Gratitude for the beautiful women in my life and the many more I hope to meet. Gratitude for the controlled insanity that is New York. Gratitude for all that is good and right and just in my world. For handjobs and massage oil. For Ray Charles and Charles Bukowski. For beauty, for truth, for love.
For all of these things I gave thanks.
Sky Spa.
35th between 7th and 8th
An excerpt from "Zen and the art of Erectile Maintenance: The Monger Bible," available at better bookstores across the entire world of my imagination.
In the monger world as in life there are givers and takers. Without one the other withers and dies. If there were no takers, the givers would have no one to whom to give and they would have to become takers and before long they would merely end up giving to themselves, which isn't giving at all. And if there were no givers, from whom would the takers then take.
The spirit of giving in our community of mongers, rub junkies, perverts and good old fashioned down-home sex addicts is embodied by "taking one for the team," e. G. Risking your own funds and possibly more to try an unreviewed, undocumented service provider. It's not for everyone. Some of the brethren don't have the budget to burn on a possible waste of time or worse. Other members of the flock just prefer to deal in known quantities and rely on more adventurous souls to seek, find and identify new and different things.
The givers in our world are the brave souls, the intrepid men who troll Backpage looking for untested subjects for research and development, who wander the darkened alleys of Chinatown and the misshapen streets of Koreatown looking for neon signs beckoning with the promise of "tui na qi gong" or "accupressure" or plain old "body rubs." These men take risks. They risk being ripped off, arrested, killed, upsold into a state of poverty, or spending an hour or more with old ladies, midgets, behemoths, crackheads, junkies, borderline retards and every other bent or broken sort of creature that may lurk behind a half-opened apartment door.
Let us bow our heads in silent appreciation of the good works of these men, men who have endured massages with no handjob, shitty covered blowjobs and halfhearted and unenthusiastic missionary position service that makes necrophilia look like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. These men have been teased to the very brink of orgasm only to find themselves upsold for even the most basic release. Let us give thanks for the brethren who are willing and able to take one for the team.
Walking away from a rub and tug a couple weeks ago, the neon "Body Rubs" light in a third floor window caught my eye and I clocked a number I'd never called. I put it on my list and today seemed like a good day to call it. I hoofed it crosstown in the afternoon and entered a dumpy building on 35th Street.
River Spa is the name of the place. I entered the building and went up two flights and the door was open. Three ladies were in evidence. Decent looking women in their forties I would guess with the sorts of friendly attitudes that compensate for physical limitations and shortcomings. These were no beauty queens but they're nice women with smiling faces and a willingness to please.
The place is in a good sized space with no obvious hygiene issues. There's no shower, or at least none was offered. The massage stalls are divided by heavy curtains, which means privacy is most definitely an issue and if that kind of thing turns you off, do bother with this joint.
I went with Cici, a moon-faced woman with a nice slim body. I gave her the house money. 50 for the hour, took off my clothes and let her get to work. She gave an average rub, thorough and professional with a few nice touches here and there.
She gave me the hot towel and then started running her fingers up and down my spine. Then my ass. Then between my legs. I pushed myself upward to give her access to my cock and balls and she rubbed them both and then she asked me to turn over.
She stood over me and rubbed my cock nice and hard. She began rubbing my taint with her other hand. I ran my hands all over her ass and then under her shirt and right into bra, where I felt her nipples getting harder. She kept up her rhythm and finally I let loose a squadron of paratroopers in her hand.
Afterward, she came back to the room, laid her head against my chest and whispered "next time." It sounded a lot like a promise to me.
I gave her another 50 and she thanked me up, down and sideways as I hit the stairs.
A final except from "The Monger Bible":
The good monger citizen, having taken one for the team, will report his adventure faithfully, so that the brethren may follow in his footsteps and share in his good fortune or learn from his lesson and stay the hell away.
And so, dear brothers and others, partake if you will of the basic, simple joys available for your pleasure at River Spa on 35th.
King Otis, you are like the Anthony Bourdain of mongering!
R&T Confidential!
King Otis, you are like the Anthony Bourdain of mongering!
R&T Confidential!Thanks, you're very kind to say so.
Let's get a couple of things straight here.
1."Prostate massage" is a phrase that appears here and there on the boards. What does it mean? It means sticking a finger up a man's asshole far enough to make contact with his prostate. Guys who enjoy this like to call it "prostate massage" because it sounds nicer, and way less gay, than "having something shoved up my ass." Nevertheless, that's what it's about.
2. For those who enjoy this sort of thing, prostate massage, when timed and executed properly in conjunction with activity along the lines of a handjob or blowjob, can produce orgasms that will blow the top of your skull clean off and leave you with your cranial fluids and brain matter dripping onto the double-layer massage table liner.
3. In the entire recorded history of the universe there is not a single documented instance of a man being "turned gay" by a sex act. Straight men who "go" gay were not in fact straight. They just did not realize they were gay until something happened that made them realize that they love cock.
4. Enjoying prostate massage does not mean you're gay. Enjoying cock means you're gay. Wanting a woman to stick her finger up your ass will never ever mean you're gay, assuming the fact that it's a woman on the other end of the arm actually has some significance to you. Wanting a man to stick his finger or cock up your ass might mean you're gay. Or at least willing to learn.
Are we all on the same page here?
First reply to this post to imply that liking prostate massage means you also like show tunes, wine spritzers and cock wins an involuntary prostate massage.
OK then, on with the show.
I'm on board with a good prostate massage. Is it necessary at all times for me to reach orgasm? No. Does it help get me to a joyful conclusion if I'm having one of those nights where Little Otis stubbornly refuses to capitulate and dispense his ammunition? Definitely. Is it an important part of this complete breakfast? You bet your Cocoa Puffs it is.
A year ago, I blundered stupidly into SunGold on 43rd Street, the same way I blundered stupidly into dozens of places before I found out there were actual boards devoted to actually reviewing these places so you wouldn't wind up dead or in prison or separated from your wallet or upsold to oblivion or bait-and-switched into hell. I saw an ad, I called the number, I showed up with some cash.
Lucky for me, Michelle happened to be working that night and happened to be available at the moment I happened to walk in. A pretty Korean woman in her 30's with a generously proportioned pair of C cup tits and a superb ass, she's fun to be with, has a playful sense of humor and a pretty face (she does, however, wear her makeup like a mask. I'll bet you I couldn't pick her out of a lineup without it. And. Damned if I know how pretty or ugly or in-between she might be without it.)
There were others working at the place and although the cast of characters has changed since then one thing has not: Michelle is the superstar of the place. The others are OK, though they tend toward the older end of the spectrum. Nevertheless, while Michelle is amazing, do not necessarily spurn Bebe and Cici in your travels. They will both work hard for your pleasure.
This is a pretty typical midtown Spa setup with private rooms, a very clean environment, tasteful decor, clean towels and a table shower. All the expected amenities are there.
Broadly speaking, here is what you can expect: a fun and playful table shower followed by a very good, not great, massage, followed by a hand release with roaming. The hand release will start with a long buildup involving touching, breathing, maybe even some nibbling. And she'll stick her finger up your ass. If you aren't into that, don't bother coming here. If you require more mileage, you'll have a hard time getting it and may never get it here. But if this sounds appealing. Read on.
I decided to pay Michelle a visit for the first time in a while this afternoon. There was a period of time where I came to see her like once a week. My, ahem, social schedule is more cluttered these days and it's probably more like once every couple of months now. Prostate massage is kind of like Indian food. When I have it I like it, but it's not my regular diet.
I strongly recommend calling ahead. There are generally only 2 or 3 girls working here and only one of them is actually Michelle. I walked in on time and she gave me a nice greeting."Been busy?" she asked."Yeah" I said,"work, work work." She offered me a deal on 4 hands but I declined. I wanted her and her alone.
I paid the 70 house for the hour and she led me down the hall to a room where I took off my clothes. Just as I was about to sit down and wait for her to return, the door opened and she led me down the hall to the table shower.
She stepped into the giant rubber rain boots they keep by the door of the shower room and got to work. She's always playful and fun on the table shower and this time was no exception. Plenty of soaping up the ass crack, nice pleasant rubbing. Rinse off. Turn over. She soaped my chest and then started soaping my cock, which responded quickly and jumped to attention, producing from her a dirty little giggle that made me wish I could bend her over that table and teach her some new tricks.
She dried me off (she always rubs the towel up the ass crack and says "open the door" heh heh) and brought me back to the room where I laid down and waited the usual 5 minutes for her return.
A good solid massage ensued. We made minimal chit chat during the massage. There is a professional distance in the relationship that works out ok. She certainly has no idea how much time I spend on this hobby and we're all probably better off that way. She gave good attention to every part of the body. Head, neck, back, glutes, legs, feet, arms, hands. Thorough and professional, the massage is always very good though not best-in-show.
Then she hot-toweled my back and dimmed the lights. Running her fingers down my neck and spine, then up my legs and over my ass, she leaned over and licked then bit my ear, exhaling a hard, sharp breath that made me shiver. She rubbed my ass cheeks again. And then rubbed my asshole. And then applied a little oil and slowly inserted her finger into my ass. My filthy-minded companion little Otis stood up and saluted. Then demanded equal time.
I flipped over and Michelle gave me hard little bites on my chest before moving down and biting my inner thigh. As she stood over me I felt her heavy breasts through her shirt. Then under her shirt. Before laying back for the main course. With my hands roaming all over her outstanding breasts and feeling her ass through the tight yoga pants, Michelle put one hand on my straining, iron-hard cock as she slid that finger back into my ass. My eyes rolled back in my head and she started slow strokes on my cock, all the time with that finger touching my prostate.
This girl knows the rhythm and timing that makes me come the way a squirrel knows nuts. She positioned herself on the table, sitting between my legs, one hand on my red hot cock, the other with a finger in my ass. Three times she brought me close and eased off, up to the brink and back, until finally I reached down and touched her shoulder and just looked into her eyes and she knew it was time.
She machine-gunned her hand up and down my cock, the other hand still with the finger deep in my ass, rubbing back and forth until finally I exploded what felt like a river of cum, so much it felt like it would never stop.
I melted like a pat of butter on a warm slice of freshly baked bread as she got hot towels for cleanup. When she walked back into the room I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue out, pantomiming that she had killed me. She laughed and slapped my leg, saying "wake up."
She cleaned up then massaged my face and head and then the hour was up. I stood to get dressed and she started to help me. They do that here. Button your shirt, put your socks on your feet. Personally I'm not a fan of it. Some guys like it. I waved her off, saying "I'm a big boy now. I can dress myself."
She busied herself with other stuff and then I handed her a 50 buck tip (40 is perfectly fine here as a tip. 50 or 60 is generous but not necessary) , the usual hug and peck on the cheek, two flights down and I blend right into the traffic on 43rd Street, another faceless everyman hustling his way around at lunch hour. A faceless everyman with a big giant satisfied smile.
43rd BTW 5th and 6th
Proximity to the office, recent reports that this place has improved and the same generalized boredom and lack of imagination that motivate every trip to a massage place led me to my first visit here recently. If you're looking for something unique and out of the ordinary, keep moving pardner, you won't find it here. What you will find, however, is a spacious, clean spa in a great location with friendly young ladies delivering solid and professional if unexceptional service.
Assuming we're not in an episode of "Monger Design" on basic cable and worrying about color schemes and theécor choices, there's really nothing to complain about in the facility itself. The location is discreet and secure. The rooms are large and private. There is both a table shower and a stand up shower. The place is impeccably clean and quiet. The rooms have their own lockers in them so you've got the security of a locker without the privacy issues you get with locker rooms.
I was taken care of by "Candy" (might be "Connie". Sounded like "Candy" but honestly, a lot of things sound edible to me) who is in her late 20's or early 30's, and is attractive, with a nice natural set of C cups. Not a skinny girl and not a supermodel, but far from "thick" and certainly cute enough that you wouldn't have to close your eyes and imagine someone else.
She had an average face but a really great pair of tits that beg to be unleashed and given a good face-to-face meeting. Next time maybe. In any event, she was courteous, attentive, and professional all around. Caught a glimpse of one other girl who was slimmer and a little hotter. Maybe the time after next time if I get a little quality time with those nice soft titties. And. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, tits. Breasts. Jugs. Milk wagons. Sweater pillows. Shelf space. Udders. Puffy heaven-sent gifts to mankind. Big, small, medium-size, free-range or pen-raised, damn' ya just have to love tits.
No, wait, that wasn't it. I was talking about a massage at White Mountain, which, if you capitalize "Massage" sounds like it could be the title of a Led Zeppelin album track.
So after a very thorough table shower with realllyyy thourrooouuuggghhhh attention below belt that left me pointing a soapy flagpole skyward. Rather than hoist the Korean flag and declare my surrender, however, we moved on to the massage.
Candy delivered a solid, thorough oil-free massage that started a little soft but as things progressed the massage got harder. Her strong hands delivered nothing out of the ordinary, but it was a solid and relaxing rub and before long she was telling my weak ass how "strong" I was and then the lights got dim and as the hard massage went soft my companion little Otis did the opposite.
And for the big finish we received. Standard Happy Ending service, professionally and competently executed with pretty much no extraordinary anything. Hey. First time at the place, what'd you expect? A surprise re-enactment of "Anal Asians" featuring a dude with the good looks and with of Ron Jeremy but 10% of his cock size? Really.
The unsurprising happy ending was executed well, though the theatrical heavy breathing was. Theatrical. After a good long buildup and under shirt / over bra groping, she finished me off with the professional decorum only the sort of lady who handles oily white cocks for a living can possess.
House fee: 70.
Tip: 40.
Another handjob at lunch hour: not priceless at all, but nothing to sneeze at.
Nice, friendly, competent professional service in a clean, convenient and comfortable location. For a simple, reliable midtown spot, this is a perfectly serviceable place.
Did I mention those tits?
Tony Knight
12-01-11, 22:41
Can anyone PM information in C Town. Location, phone# thanks
Folks,
I have a business trip to NYC and will be staying in the Upper west.
Any suggestion for a good massage place in the area or along the 1, 2.3 metro?
Moreover. Please teach me some manners. How much is the standard price for 1 hour massage and how much should I tip the masseuse for HJ? Any place where good massage is provided with BJ?
Thanks
Folks,
I have a business trip to NYC and will be staying in the Upper west.
Any suggestion for a good massage place in the area or along the 1, 2.3 metro?
Moreover. Please teach me some manners. How much is the standard price for 1 hour massage and how much should I tip the masseuse for HJ? Any place where good massage is provided with BJ?
ThanksWest 72 street between bway and Columbus has a bunch of 2nd floor legit looking places. Should be $50-70 / Hi. Probably only HJ ($40) only. BBBJ if available, is $60-100, depending on your experience, provider, etc. Enjoy and please report back.
West 72 street between bway and Columbus has a bunch of 2nd floor legit looking places. Should be $50-70 / Hi. Probably only HJ ($40) only. BBBJ if available, is $60-100, depending on your experience, provider, etc. Enjoy and please report back.Thanks! Any spot to recommend in particular?
First post. Spring and Summer 2011 I had the itch, the itch so bad that I didn't do the research that this subject deserved. With so many spots in New York, I hit Azalea on 42nd, down near 5th avenue. It's the place up on the 3rd floor with the model train shop on the 2nd. Kind of weird. Anyway, pretty girl at entrance who ends up being your girl. I had Sunny both times. Nice, appropriate TS. Excellent massage actually with HE only. I don't think anything more possible. She allowed a little touch here and touch there, but nothing right below belt or right below Adams apple. .6 for the massage and I think. 4 for the tip. Good choice for a budget-minded 30 minutes, says me.
Thanks! Any spot to recommend in particular?Try miga spa on 84 / Amsterdam. I used to get FS at the old location, but it's certainly good for a decent HJ, maybe BJ if you're lucky.
SailingJohn
12-06-11, 14:53
This spa has been reviewed a few times.
Here's mine.
Called about 9am one night last week while in the city. They were still open, and they come down to meet you when you come in. Asked for Jenny as seen from a previous post. They take you up in the elevator, and into the room. As clean as I expected. No shower.
They do appear to be a two person show, and it's a dangerous place for me, as only Jenny is a looker. I'd hate to have to walk out if the other one was my only choice. And Jenny was only about a 6 or 6. 5. The other woman didn't interest me at all. They tried to sell me four hands, but that wasn't working for me.
Excellent massage, and it made the experience, as I never go in with high expectations.
Like I said, excellent massage. Like back crackingly excellent. She was hard to communicate with, but it was fine. On the flip, lot's of oil, and the end was fine as well. Once I was on the flip, we had a great time and laughed a bunch over stupid stuff, mostly because we couldn't understand each other. Worth the 60/40, but would likely keep looking, as there are two many other places to try. Like the 21, 000 restaurants in NYC. Why would you EVER eat in the same place twice.
The air was crisp and cool and the bright sun made Manhattan levitate and when it landed I had both feet on Fifth Avenue headed downtown.
I hit a 'don't walk' signal and stopped to breathe the cool air. One day before, I felt nothing. Today, I felt everything. Yesterday, a weight on my chest. Today, I could breathe.
Then it caught my eye. 'Body Work. Foot Rub. ' The sign towered above the head of the 75 year old woman holding it, which put it roughly at eye level for me. With the crowds of shoppers and tourists around me I tried to discreetly read the phone number. Had I called them before? Was this a place I've already visited, or yet another unknown hole in the wall with a rickety massage table and questionable fire safety standards?
I couldn't match the number but by now it was too late. The teeny tiny grandma holding the sign noticed I was looking at it and approached me. She sidled up to me, her discount store boots toe to toe with my snakeskin shoes.
She put a business card in my palm: 'Oriental Bodywork. ' On the back, I saw the usual down-market rates. $30 for 35 minutes, $40 for 45, $50 for 60.
She asked me how much I wanted. I looked at her sideways. What if I didn't want any? That was a stupid thought. I pointed at the 35 minute choice and said 'half hour. ' She said 'hour? ' I said no, 'half hour. '
She pointed stubbornly to the 60 minute rate of 50 bucks. Not a chance. I pointed to the 30 buck rate for 35 minutes. She smiled. I started to walk in the direction of the address on the card and. So did she. I realized, suddenly, that she planned to lead the way to the place with her "body work" sign held high, like she was leading a guided tour of my personal embarrassments."To your left is the place where this guy got three blowjobs from three different girls on one day. Coming up on our right you will the place where he got such an oily massage he had to buy a new shirt before he could go back to work. '
I'm fearless about this kind of shit to a degree that's potentially foolish. I walk into places that I know will be dingy, dirty, maybe even disgusting by some standards. I don't particularly worry about who sees me going in or out. But somehow being paraded down Fifth Avenue by what looked like a miniaturized Chinese Grandma carrying a sign almost twice her height advertising massages had even me feeling embarrassed.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: when I commit, I really commit. So even though the pervert parade down Fifth was vaguely mortifying, and despite my certainty that I was about to do something I would come to regret, I forged ahead and followed my Shame Sherpa to a building on Fifth Avenue.
There are moments in life that seem so precisely, sublimely, perfectly calculated as practical jokes that it's almost enough to make me question my own atheism and accept that there is a supreme being out there somewhere with a sense of humor so dry you might think Kalahari's just another punch line, and as the tiny great grandma opened the door and led me inside, I had one of them. Turning to make sure I followed, she started walking up the stairs and I had an actual true moment of rising panic, thinking to myself,"Oh, wait. Is this. Am I. Is she. Is SHE going to do the fucking massage?"
I trod carefully up the stairs behind her and heard god's low rising laughter evolve into a full-blown guffaw as she pushed a door open on the second floor and I saw a younger woman stand to greet me. Bear in mind, gentle reader, that I use the comparative construction of the word "young," meaning that my massage "girl" was younger than my Shame Sherpa but I implore you, friend, do not make the mistake of assuming she was "young."
My massage "girl" was "Betty," or so she said. For me, the name "Betty" conjures an image of a 1940's bar girl with seams up the back of her stockings, stiletto heels, big red lips, hair that looks like a wingback chair, an ass like a sculpture and breasts that fill a bullet bra that could double as a shelter from the sarcastic sandstorms of a night in god's Kalahari of irony. It does not conjure a Chinese soccer mom with a pronounced overbite in mom-ass jeans and a red "Gap" knock-off t-shirt that somehow manages to spell "Gap" wrong. God tried to muffle the laughter but I could hear the snickering anyway. Ask for a Vargas girl. Get the lady who does your dry cleaning.
I told Betty "half an hour" and eyeballed the place. How many months ago was this someone's little import / export business or whatever? Two plywood stalls were crammed into a studio. Short walls and curtains, a microwave oven and the smell of cheap perfume and defeat completed the desperate ambiance.
I usually carry tens and twenties so I can pay and tip without having ask for 'change. ' But this was an unplanned excursion and I had in my pocket a fifty and two twenties. I handed Betty the fifty and as I took my clothes off she went to get 'change. ' She came back in and acted like she was ready to get to work. Sigh. The fucking Kalahari wasn't quite enough, god? You just have to keep tossing 'them at me?
In the grand scheme of things, do I give a shit about 20 bucks? No. But on the other hand, I knew damned well if I didn't ask for the twenty dollars it would be 'forgotten' and then when it came time to tip I'the have to talk about it or pay twenty more than the service was actually worth. I asked. She pulled a rumpled bill from her back pocket and handed it over like it was a used Kleenex, which it might almost have been.
On to the massage. Nothing to report. Another mediocre to bad massage.
Then she asked me to flip and I did. She looked at my cock and held up four fingers, the universal symbol for 'care for a 40 dollar handjob? ' Sure, I wanted a 40 dollar handjob.
She oiled up her hand and started tugging. I ran my hand over her ass but, you know, it wasn't that nice an ass, really. I looked up at her face and the big choppers. She did have nice eyes. I focused on the eyes. I got hard. God coughed up another desert.
I ran my hand over her breasts. Nice, firm B cups. My cock grew as the sands of the Sahara pushed a little further outward, consuming another chunk of arable land as god removed his hat to cover his almost uncontrollable giggles.
She started the usual Chinese jackhammer and I got my hand under the shirt, into the bra, felt a hard nipple, closed my eyes, and imagined I was somewhere else. Now, gentle reader, allow me to remind you why most men begin the dangerous habit of paying for sex: the pursuit of satisfaction for an urge or need they cannot otherwise satisfy on their own.
One man may simply not get enough sex at home, so he supplements his sex life with paid activity. Another man may crave variety, or have a fetish or need for a particular act that won't or can't happen in the marital bed. Another may have no shortage of women willing and able to attend to him without direct financial compensation but what he craves is freedom – the ability to walk away a couple hundred dollars lighter and 100 pounds more free. But in any event, the purpose of paying is ultimately to get what you can't acquire at no cost.
So, to review, I was laying on a grubby massage table – far less comfortable than any furniture in my home – getting jacked off – yes, I have two fully functioning hands my own self – by an apathetic woman who I had to close my eyes and imagine was someone else. In other words, I could have saved myself 70 bucks and jacked off to internet porn and then gone out and bought a new hat and I would have been even. Was that the sands of the Gobi I felt around my ankles?
I decided if I was going to rely on my tired imagination, I'the go big. Betty. Betty. Yeah, Betty. She was a USAO. Girl. I was on shore leave and we danced to Louis Jordan's Tympani Five and went outside to smoke. Her hair was like a fountain, her ass was like a mountain. That bullet bra could fire a hundred rounds but it wouldn't keep me from her. And with that thought, I felt the levee break and I finally unleashed a sad little load that was as dry as the sands of Death Valley. Fuck you, god. Fuck you.
I put all the fucking clothes back on in a tired ritual that desperately needs an efficiency upgrade with some Velcro or whatever. Underwear, undershirt, shirt, socks, pants, shoes, the fucking shoes, Jesus Christ again with the fucking shoes could he please stop mentioning his god damned motherfucking shoes, tie, hat, coat, check the oil, dollar gas, forty bucks to Betty and I hit the road.
On Fifth Avenue, it was still bright and clear. I looked up and saw my Shame Sherpa. Holding a card. Talking to a fat guy in a hat and sunglasses. And as the desert wind swept through one last time, I took a deep breath and let it go and I stood in the cool December air and I laughed out loud with god. Finally. I laughed right along with god, and it felt good.
Brothers, it felt damned good.
Oriental Bodywork.
212-967-0607
Dear Proprietor / Proprietress of Yummi Spa:
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of limited wealth and rather poor taste.
My name is Otis, but you may call me "King" if you are so inclined. I had occasion to visit your establishment recently and I would like to bring to your attention an infraction committed at your "spa" against a fundamental and basic aspect of the Marquis of Otisbury rules, which were established in 1765 to ensure that the massage and handjob game is played in manner that is safe, fair and, most importantly, pleasant for me and profitable for you. In particular, rule 14. 42 (see) , also known as the "Sudden death" rule.
Allow me to recount the events of my recent visit to aid in your understanding. I arrived at your place in the early evening after being briefly questioned by the doorman as to my destination. A minor nuisance. I was greeted by "Tina". A woman in, I will guess, her later thirties who knows how to use makeup to look hot and young. She was wearing a black slip with black leggings and a black bra and was very friendly. So far so good.
The location itself was adequate but, let's face it, more like an "indie" provider than a proper "spa". Two massage rooms with a tiny waiting area, no shower. The place was clean and quiet and Tina appeared to be working solo.
I paid 60 bucks for an hour and Tina gave an adequate rub. Nothing exceptional, but competent and professional.
Things were moving along as expected and the time came to flip. Tina massaged my legs and chest and, like a lot of Chinese women, told me how she wanted to lay her head on my big fat belly, which is always fine by me. Things progressed and she got my cock nice and hard and started jacking it good and slow. I felt her nice ass through the leggings and then her nice full breasts and hard nipples under that black slip.
She put a good effort into the hand action and I was about to deliver my payload of Otis-butter when suddenly she looked at the clock and stopped dead. She looked me in the eye and asked if I wanted another hour."Another hour?" I asked, incredulously."How about we just finish it up? I was almost done."
She declined and went to get paper towels. I politely but firmly requested that she please finish me off, but naturally by now the moment had passed and I was merely pissed off rather than turned on. She asked if I was "happy" and I said "of course I'm not happy." Sheesh.
Rule 14. 42 (see) of the Marquis of Otisbury rules (the aforementioned "Sudden death" rule) states as follows: "The massage provider and massagee shall provide a 5 minute grace period on either side of the precise conclusion of the agreed duration of the massage as a courtesy. The massagee will not complain of being 'shorted' 5 minutes for a 55 minute hour, and the massage provider shall not impose a 'dead stop' at the 60 minute mark if the happy ending has not been properly completed. Such a 'dead stop' gives rise to deliberate upsell and will not be tolerated. The provider will allow an additional 5 minutes and attempt to finish the job."
The sudden death rule is designed to prevent crybaby bullshit on the part of consumers and upsell nonsense on the part of providers. It is fundamental to good customer service that if a little extra effort will send your customer home happy, you can and will make that effort.
Let's be clear here. I'm not terribly difficult to please. I have left a trail of DNA samples across Manhattan that puts those "George Washington Slept Here" signs to shame. In fact, the Otis Nixon Historical Society is presently raising funds to erect a series of "King Otis Jizzed Here" plaques in honor of my work in progress.
In point of fact, it should be noted that after leaving your establishment in a hasty manner and a dissatisfied state, I walked three blocks north to a familiar dank mess of a place on 33rd Street, where a significantly less attractive provider finished me off in minutes. At a lower "all in" cost than the massage alone at your place.
Last but not least, you ought to know that I am no complainer, whiner, pissant, moaning pathetic punk-ass *****. There was absolutely no other reason behind my dissatisfaction here. I didn't try to cajole, wheedle or otherwise manipulate Tina into any out of the ordinary services. I merely expected her to complete the basic, fundamental activities contemplated by your service.
Perhaps there was a language barrier here. Or perhaps Tina has not been adequately trained in the fundamentals of customer service. In either case, I respectfully request appropriate recompense in the form of one orgasm, delivered discreetly at an appropriate time and place, so that I may be adequately "made whole" for my end of this abruptly terminated misadventure.
I am hereby calling for a boycott of Yummi Spa by all members of the loosely organized society known as Team Otis. Unless and until I receive one appropriately packaged, undamaged orgasm, such boycott shall remain in place and effect.
I look forward to a satisfactory resolution of this situation.
Very truly yours,
Otis J. Nixon,
Chief Zealot and Promotional Figurehead.
Team Otis.
Yummi Spa: 646-287-6875
Plans were made and abandoned and I was left standing alone in the rain on Park Avenue. My two-tones couldn't help me anymore. They were made to look good, not to keep feet dry. Sadness was everywhere around me and I was nowhere at all.
When it rains, Manhattan goes from good to bad. What was a nice stroll yesterday is today an obstacle course of umbrellas and scaffolding, of ankle-deep puddles and taxis that pass too fast to get out of the way and splash you with the filth of my dirty old town from neck to knees.
It's a round world, baby, and if you're reading this you know I'm talking to you. You can only hide from what you feel inside for so long, you can tell yourself lie after lie after lie but one day you'll have lied so much you stop believing yourself and then the truth will make you fall to your knees and beg for love when just yesterday sex would have been enough.
From 30th to 39th Street between 5th and 8th Avenues, the neon lights twinkle in the blacked out second floor windows like the diamonds in Juliet's eyes when she drank the hemlock and took the plunge. On every block the lace curtains call to me like the desperate dirge of police sirens, mocking my disgrace, my disgust, my dead little soul.
Time is always short, precious, limited. When you want an hour you have 45 minutes. When you need 45 minutes you get 30. When all you need is 30 you take whatever you can.
I hurry through the rain to. Where? Something will appear, something always does. 39th Street. The fog clears. A sandwich board says "body work." I stop without thinking. Like breathing, like the beat of my heart, like sleep it comes without a thought, without conscience or consciousness it comes and takes me and I follow because it's in charge and I am not.
I ignore the buzzer and try the door and of course it opens and of course I enter. Second floor. Lace curtains on the door. Skeleto-muscular diagram in the window. Lace curtains say something, lace curtains mean this is a spot, a place where the rub is followed by a tug. I push through the door knowing that when I do I am committed, I am not leaving until I satisfy the need that eats away at my humanity a little bit every single day.
A dirty little place, it is, four massage tables tossed into an office with cheap new floors, curtains hung on rods for makeshift stalls that are a winking nod to privacy but nothing more. She says her name is Linda. She's thirty-something with an athletic, slim body in a pair of sweats and a polo shirt. Her face is pleasant. An arm reaches out of a stall to my right to pull the curtain fully closed, like I give a shit what's going on with some other dude's junk in there.
An open door to the left. An exposed bulb and a toilet. She takes me into an empty stall. One side is an actual wall. The office-standard cabinets are still mounted there with boxes and crap atop them from someone's hasty New York real estate exit. The curtains are hung with shower curtain rings.
I take 45 minutes for 40 bucks and I hand her the house and take off my clothes and lie down. Through the curtain I hear Chinese conversation, and the guy on the next table snores.
Linda comes back in and asks me hard or medium and I say what I always say and she covers me with a gray towel and starts. I hear the handjob in the next stall vividly, the distinctive rhythmic slapping. It stops after seconds. I wonder what kind of man comes 10 seconds into a handjob.
Linda pushes and prods and it hurts my back but fuck me fuck me fuckme I fucking like how it feels and I say nothing. Guy next door mumbles in Chinese and the girl answers in a courteous high-pitched singsong voice like a mockingbird with arsenic on its claws and absinthe on its wings.
The rain pours down the street outside like a river flowing to the sea but the river doesn't want me and the sea has better things to do. More oil, more pushing, more hands hands hands hands.
The hot wet towel comes and then the pillow and I flip. Two female voices next to me speak in broken English. One girl is new on the job. The other is teaching her. Fuck it. Drop in ceilings and fluorescent lights above me that will not be used today. Linda shuts the lamp in the stall and rubs my chest. I touch her firm ass and my cock likes it and tells me to keep on going keep on keep on keep on going til I get what it needs.
Linda oils my hard cock and I reach under her shirt. I push the padded bra aside with my white hand and touch her little breasts and hard little nipples and I come and come and come and come.
She brings water and I put my shit back on and hand her two more twenties as I drag my ass down those stairs. For today, that will do. For today, that's enough.
39th Street is a river and I float, I float like a cork on the ocean until it takes me away from here. And I am gone, but I remain, I remain, I remain alone.
212-575-1858
Some days, it's good to be the king. Others. Not so much. Yesterday was a not so much. Something about the time between Thanksgiving and Christmas feels like a long, slow setup for a sucker punch. The air gets thin and crisp and you're lulled into a false sense of security.
Then one afternoon you're walking somewhere with purpose and you get distracted by a window display. You stop and stare as a toy train circles a fake pine tree and your ears are filled with some folk mass peace on earth goodwill toward whoever bullshit and you feel yourself relax and before you know what's happened you're being hustled in and out of obligatory holiday crap at work and at home. You're spending your handjob money on presents for relatives. All of that builds to a crescendo and finally on New Years Eve you wind up with your head in the toilet and something sticky on your shoes that will never disappear no matter what you do.
Every man, every woman likes Christmas a lot. But Otis, that Grinch, damned right, he did not.
Walking across town yesterday, that thin crisp air was in evidence and the hair on the back of my neck stood up when I felt it. Clearly I needed to take action and get my clocks cleaned.
In the depth of my mind I had an idea. This Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea.
Conveniently, I found myself in the vicinity of Studio 49. The place is perched precariously above a fast food chain restaurant. The neon glow from the second floor window warmed my heart and I turned the doorknob and hit the stairs.
One flight up I found a perfectly nice, clean place with private rooms. I ponied up the $70 for the house, Mamasan brought me down the hall, and I made myself at home. The massage rooms do have doors, however, they're the paper sliding kind and are obviously no noise barrier. There is a table shower, which does have that mildew-infused disinfectant table shower smell that ought to be bottled and marketed as a fragrance for the wives of mongers looking to inject some excitement back into the marriage. The entrance leaves little or no ambiguity as to where you've been, if you're one to worry about someone seeing you hit the sidewalk. Those are fairly minor drawbacks. On the whole it's a nice, well-maintained place.
All the rooms were quite dark. No one knew I was there. All my friends were all working away in Times Square. Then we came to a room, and she left me in there.
I was handed off to Mimi, who is in her forties I would guess, about five feet tall and in good shape. Nice little teacup titties and the outstanding ass that is the birthright of every Asian woman. She looked good. She had on nice clothes and makeup and those cheap open-toe high heel "shoes" they wear to look 2 inches taller.
She gave a nice table shower. And that means something coming from me, I'm really not a fan of infantilizing shit like table showers that justifies itself in the name of "pampering." Hell, the word "pampering" itself feels like the verb form of a diaper brand name. But Mimi made it sort of fun. By soaping my ass crack repeatedly and then doing the same courtesy to the expanding franchise that of my cock.
Then back to the massage table. My comfort zone, if I have one, being the sort of self-denying schmuck who seems to thrive and flourish in situations of discomfort.
An average massage ensued. Mimi had good strong hands, she just never really hit that groove, that place where it approaches a blissful kind of poetry and the hands seem to go to the right places on their own and do the right thing when they get there.
I was ready to flip, to turn in a pinch. To feel those strong hands on the front of the Grinch.
Hot towel on the back, lights went dim, out of traction and back in action. She leaned over, licked the outside of my ear and whispered for me to turn over. I never deny a lady her requests, so naturally I obliged. She ran her tongue down my chest and briefly sent an anticipatory jolt through my chest which had me looking for the nearest defibrillator when, unprompted and unannounced, she went ahead and started licking my balls.
Then slowly it happened just as they say, the Grinch's small cock grew three sizes that day.
Yeah, I was pretty fucking hard all right. She oiled up the hand and touched me nice and slow. With her other hand she rubbed my taint and my balls. I gently rubbed her ass and then felt her nice little breasts through the bra. She was kind enough to help me avoid complications and she pushed that bra right out of the way and pulled her shirt up, giving me access to her lovely hard nipples.
I felt things speeding ahead a bit, but if there's one thing I know about myself it's that I will never be mistaken for a premature ejaculator. Mimi, it seems, may have psychic powers. She must have sensed that this was going to be an arm-wrecker and I guess wanted to hasten things along. Down came the pants and the panties together and I felt my way slowly down her ass to my destination. I touched her wet pussy with my finger and she pushed herself downward, so that it was buried inside her. As she jacked me off without missing a single beat, stroke or half-step, she ground up back and forth on my hand.
Yeah, that did the trick. She gave a good final salvo of fast strokes and I gave her a dna sample that could feed a family of four.
She cleaned up, got me a dixie cup of cold water and tried to help me get dressed. I waved her off with a smile and dressed myself like a big boy. She gave me the obligatory ooh / ahh over my shoes, and I gave her the obligatory tip. 60 bucks, because she went an extra half mile to make me happy. 40 would have been fine but suddenly I felt generous.
I stepped out on the sidewalk and watched the passers by, men and women who had not had the joy of a massage and a hand job that day and yet somehow, they weren't sad. They were smiling.
They smiled without oil, they smiled without lotion. They smiled without hands in an up and down motion.
I pondered this thought that I could not ignore. Maybe handjobs, I thought, would turn into a bore. Maybe happiness can't be bought in a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
An excerpt from "Zen and the art of Erectile Maintenance: The Monger Bible," available at better bookstores across the entire world of my imagination.
In the monger world as in life there are givers and takers. Without one the other withers and dies. If there were no takers, the givers would have no one to whom to give and they would have to become takers and before long they would merely end up giving to themselves, which isn't giving at all. And if there were no givers, from whom would the takers then take.
The spirit of giving in our community of mongers, rub junkies, perverts and good old fashioned down-home sex addicts is embodied by "taking one for the team," e. G. Risking your own funds and possibly more to try an unreviewed, undocumented service provider. It's not for everyone. Some of the brethren don't have the budget to burn on a possible waste of time or worse. Other members of the flock just prefer to deal in known quantities and rely on more adventurous souls to seek, find and identify new and different things.
The givers in our world are the brave souls, the intrepid men who troll Backpage looking for untested subjects for research and development, who wander the darkened alleys of Chinatown and the misshapen streets of Koreatown looking for neon signs beckoning with the promise of "tui na qi gong" or "accupressure" or plain old "body rubs." These men take risks. They risk being ripped off, arrested, killed, upsold into a state of poverty, or spending an hour or more with old ladies, midgets, behemoths, crackheads, junkies, borderline retards and every other bent or broken sort of creature that may lurk behind a half-opened apartment door.
Let us bow our heads in silent appreciation of the good works of these men, men who have endured massages with no handjob, shitty covered blowjobs and halfhearted and unenthusiastic missionary position service that makes necrophilia look like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. These men have been teased to the very brink of orgasm only to find themselves upsold for even the most basic release. Let us give thanks for the brethren who are willing and able to take one for the team.
Walking away from a rub and tug a couple weeks ago, the neon "Body Rubs" light in a third floor window caught my eye and I clocked a number I'd never called. I put it on my list and today seemed like a good day to call it. I hoofed it crosstown in the afternoon and entered a dumpy building on 35th Street.
River Spa is the name of the place. I entered the building and went up two flights and the door was open. Three ladies were in evidence. Decent looking women in their forties I would guess with the sorts of friendly attitudes that compensate for physical limitations and shortcomings. These were no beauty queens but they're nice women with smiling faces and a willingness to please.
The place is in a good sized space with no obvious hygiene issues. There's no shower, or at least none was offered. The massage stalls are divided by heavy curtains, which means privacy is most definitely an issue and if that kind of thing turns you off, do bother with this joint.
I went with Cici, a moon-faced woman with a nice slim body. I gave her the house money. 50 for the hour, took off my clothes and let her get to work. She gave an average rub, thorough and professional with a few nice touches here and there.
She gave me the hot towel and then started running her fingers up and down my spine. Then my ass. Then between my legs. I pushed myself upward to give her access to my cock and balls and she rubbed them both and then she asked me to turn over.
She stood over me and rubbed my cock nice and hard. She began rubbing my taint with her other hand. I ran my hands all over her ass and then under her shirt and right into bra, where I felt her nipples getting harder. She kept up her rhythm and finally I let loose a squadron of paratroopers in her hand.
Afterward, she came back to the room, laid her head against my chest and whispered "next time." It sounded a lot like a promise to me.
I gave her another 50 and she thanked me up, down and sideways as I hit the stairs.
A final except from "The Monger Bible":
The good monger citizen, having taken one for the team, will report his adventure faithfully, so that the brethren may follow in his footsteps and share in his good fortune or learn from his lesson and stay the hell away.
And so, dear brothers and others, partake if you will of the basic, simple joys available for your pleasure at River Spa on 35th.
212 695 7059
KO, you are everywhere. Always appreciate your reviews over on other sites.
I tried a spa at 240 W38, 3rd floor. So so massuse, so so massage, so so ending, so so I will not repeat.
Frank Dallas
12-26-11, 18:13
Got a quick trip to NYC upcoming, haven't been there in 5 years. Last time I went to an awesome Korean staffed Spa right near Times Sq, wonderful time with nice table shower, hot girl, BBBJ, asian, FS, etc all for $$. While I recognize the price probably has gone up. I hope some of you seniors can point me to the good Asian / Korean parlors, by PM if required.
Thanks
GlobeTrotter79
12-27-11, 19:41
KO. Enjoy reading your feedback. Thanks for sharing.
Got a quick trip to NYC upcoming, haven't been there in 5 years. Last time I went to an awesome Korean staffed Spa right near Times Sq, wonderful time with nice table shower, hot girl, BBBJ, asian, FS, etc all for $$. While I recognize the price probably has gone up. I hope some of you seniors can point me to the good Asian / Korean parlors, by PM if required.
ThanksMe, too. My experience a few years ago was the same . TS, good massage from Asian girl, and FS for 2. But places come and go. Recent references seem to give HE as the maximum service. Reply to the postings or PM me if you know of something better
Got a quick trip to NYC upcoming, haven't been there in 5 years. Last time I went to an awesome Korean staffed Spa right near Times Sq, wonderful time with nice table shower, hot girl, BBBJ, asian, FS, etc all for $$. While I recognize the price probably has gone up. I hope some of you seniors can point me to the good Asian / Korean parlors, by PM if required.
ThanksThis site has links to a lot of Asian places. See the drop down menu under "pages" This places all offer FS, some call it GFE (BBBJ, etc) and are 300, some are regular covered service and are 200. All have table shower. Most pictures are reasonaly accurate, just with a lot of touch up".
www.simply-secret.com/
TheCowOfNow
12-29-11, 16:20
King Otis is here too, wow.
He sure gets around. Glad to see a friendly face.I saw him on some other sites as well, lot of intersite travel going on these days. Good for traffic and info for sure.
Success comes from hard work, determination, skill, timing and, perhaps most importantly, good luck. As one year ends and another begins, even the lonely monger assesses his highs and lows, his weaknesses and strengths, and attempts to learn, grow and build greater success.
Then he chucks it all out the window and rolls the dice on something new. If he's lucky, if he's dealt a stunning hand, he relies on his skill and his experience to play it right,
As this year ends and the next begins, I've been dealt one such stunning hand in my recent visits to Red Spa 21, a new place in the location of the former "Evergreen Spa". The place is a nice little treasure trove of lovely and talented Asian women in a secure, clean location that is absolutely vine-ripened and ready to capture your hearts, minds and other organs as well. Interested? Read on, brothers, read on.
The successful monger plays his game successfully by following five guiding principles. Follow my lead, gentlemen, earthly rewards await, and to illustrate, Red Spa 21 serves as our example of how, when, where and why to achieve success.
A reading from Chairman Otis' Little Red Book of Monger Success and Socioeconomic Justice:
Guiding principle the first: Open your eyes and ears to the opportunities around you. Free your ass and your mind will follow. Hone your senses and be prepared to use each of them independently.
In addition to posting to the various boards dedicated to massage and other related pursuits, I have rituals for finding new places and prospects for research and development. I walk the streets of Manhattan keeping my eyes out for neon signs and sandwich boards. I troll the Backpage ads. And I read new posts on several boards, looking for feedback both good and bad.
In this last way, I happened to notice a brief but enthusiastically positive review of something called "Evergreen Spa" in Chelsea. I filed it away but lo and behold a few days later another short review appeared suggesting the place was merely average at best.
The disconnect struck me and I resolved to investigate. Yes, gentlemen, I am your humble servant, and I take my noble mission seriously. Quite frankly, someone had to go get a handjob, and I solemnly accepted the responsibility.
Guiding principle the second: Embrace good fortune when it presents itself. The world of the monger is overrun with grubby little joints designed for cheap and dirty relief. These places are fine but they will never sustain you. When fortune presents you with a perfect hand, it becomes your duty to play it to its maximum potential.
I spent an awful lot of 2011 in places that most would consider vulgar, vile, even disgusting. I frequented places with sandwich boards on the street outside and neon lights in the windows. I spent hours in places with walls that didn't reach the ceilings or didn't exist at all. I lay on tables behind curtains with hands that might have belonged to anyone.
Red Spa 21 is none of those things. The massage rooms have full walls and pocket doors. The entrance is discreetly marked and anonymous. The place is spotless from floor to ceiling and is equipped with a good hot table shower and sauna. The shelves are stocked with clean linens.
I have to admit, brothers, it's nice to feel like I don't have to apologize for it the way I have had to with some of the grubby little dives I have embraced in the past.
Guiding principle the third: Make time to understand and appreciate beauty. The value of what you are dealt depends in part on how well it will sustain you in the lean and mean days between rubs. On cold winter nights when you can't make it out of the house, savoring the memory of your last brush with beauty will feed your mind and fuel your soul.
Standards of beauty and charm in our little community are all over the map, and I have learned quickly that there will never be a day when all men can ever agree on who is hot and who is not. But by making a continued careful study of attractive, pretty, lovely, cute, even beautiful women, I do try to hone my skills.
My visits so far to Red Spa 21 have revealed talent I can recommend without hesitation. So far at 21 I have had the pleasure of meeting:
Daisy, a petite 30's-ish Chinese woman with a pretty face and an athletic body and a warm personality.
Mina, an absolutely lovely 30-year old half Japanese / half Korean girl with nice little A cups and perfect little ass.
And loveliest of all, to my taste, Anna, a Thai girl with absolutely spectacular eyes and an ass that is surely among god's proudest achievements.
Not a soccer mom or grandma in the bunch. All three are more than welcome to join the ranks of Team Otis.
Guiding principle the fourth: When you have your winning hand, hold what you've got. Enjoy what luck and skill have brought to your open arms. Take freely and openly of the pleasures the earth offers. In short, get your rocks off while you can. Accepting anything less than excellent service is a kind of self-deprivation.
A brief recap of my experiences at Red 21 so far will illustrate nicely.
My first visit was with Mina, who appeared in the door in lingerie and heels and asked me if I'd like a shower. Damned right I wanted a shower. She got me nice and soapy and paid particular attention to vital parts before bringing me back to the massage table.
She oiled me up and gave a nice soft rub and before long I realized. Those weren't hands on my back. They were. Oh yeah, nice hard nipples. She had stripped down to her panties. I wasn't staying on my back anymore. I licked those nice hard nipples and we got her out of those inconvenient panties in a hurry. She returned the favor and teased my chest with her tongue and her teeth before getting to work with her soft hands on my cock while I explored her exceptionally wet pussy. Her hand got faster and her pussy wetter and finally Vesuvius erupted. I lay back and sighed. I really had picked a good way to end my year.
I didn't think it could get any better. And then I came back two days later to see Anna. True to form, she met me in hot lingerie and gave a fun table shower followed by a very solid massage. Then off came the clothes, revealing a body that would make mere mortals weep. Nice solid B cups with amazing, long nipples. I took those nipples into my mouth and it was damned near religious. I absolutely had to taste her. And I did. And brothers, it was awesome. I was practically ready to burst already and she grabbed my cock and stroked like mad while I dined voraciously and finally just exploded. Honestly and truly, this was about as great as a handjob could ever possibly aspire to be.
Guiding principle the fifth: Nurture your perfect hand. Treat it well and it will repay you in dividends for weeks, months, maybe even for years.
Arrive at Red Spa 21 with a positive outlook and enough cash to pay a $70 house fee and a $60 tip for a nice nude handjob. Beyond that, I can only say treat your provider well and she will treat you well in kind. Always be good and decent to these ladies and the next time you appear in that doorway they will smile at the memory of your last visit.
I present all of this to you, brothers, for your pleasure, but also to give good counsel and guidance.
We've been dealt a nice hand in Red Spa 21. It is my pleasure to share this recommendation with you, gentlemen. A happy new year to you, indeed.
212-229-2090.
21st and 6th.
I saw him on some other sites as well, lot of intersite travel going on these days. Good for traffic and info for sure.A good monger does his homework everywhere he can!
Beconn Reconn
01-04-12, 01:19
I am looking for a girl that can lactate during our encounter. This happened to me unexpectedly once, and I found it so erotic that when I finished it was like a space shuttle taking off nearly blasted the girl across the room. I don't mind if it's FS or just a massage place, as long as her milk jugs are full.
I have scanned BP with no luck. Does anybody know where I can find an attractive girl who'd be up for this? Preference would be asian. Thanks, feel free to PM me if you have someone who would be interested.
Mighty Spearsman
01-13-12, 14:16
Tiresome posts here as it is on the other boards.Tiresome? I respectfully disagree, I enjoy KingOtis's posts. If you don't like his posts, just scroll past them to the next post.
I'm also puzzled that any newbie with only 7 posts (as of this writing) feels the need to criticize another poster.
Let's stay on topic and not be distracted by what other people write or say. We do not want to become the other board in any way shape or form. So far that has never been a problem.
We are better than that.
Martin Dobro
01-26-12, 09:38
Stopped into White Mountain this week. It's clean, decently decorated, feels safe, and the girls deliver a back crackingly good massage for $70 at the door. There was never a discussion of extras or prices. I think the menu is limited to HR. I tipped an extra $60 and she seemed pleased.
The locker for your stuff is a nice touch. I still won't bring anything irreplaceable on one of these outings.
Amp Middleman
02-02-12, 08:57
Girls that work at some AMP's in the NYC area and they were telling me of some AMP's in the edgewater nj area that were visited by Leo. Girls said it was around for or so. Haven't read or seen anything on the net, newspaper and / or tv about it so it seems like Leo is being very hush about this bc usually they put there reports of this in the papers with girls names, spa names etc. Any ways if you know of girls that work in that town and area around there tell them to keep it legit with the customers for awhile.
Not sure what places were visited by le and if they even took any girls to there (Leo) office for some picture and finger printing etc. Anyway tell them beware the heat is on and you have been warned bc le is keeping hush on this
Thanks for the report Canti / Lord Trident / Manthing / Edwin!And another one.
You'll see the Bodywork sign on the 2nd floor, the entrance is right next to the Indian restaurant on Pearl street. $60 for the hour. 10 more if you want a TS. I've seen 2 girls here, both mid-late 20s or early 30s, one slightly thick, the other a real spinner.
Used to be one of those places stitched together with curtains and a DYI ending, not anymore. They got full walls and doors now along with a satisfactory ending. I don't know if FS is on offer, haven't checked. Tip between. 4.6 depending on the session overall. It does get full around lunchtime, but I've usually gotten in without calling ahead. Overall, quick relief and pretty much a sure thing in the FiDi.
Outworlder
02-28-12, 21:54
Has anyone tried SW (on Division St) Chinatown. Are they more open to the public or just for asian (s).
Saw some nice young-looking asian women go in the joint.
SailingJohn
02-28-12, 22:11
Guys, I'm here just for two nights, looking for GFE in the midtown area. Happy to share reports (as I always do) if someone helps me avoid taking one for the team. Last two trips out I did, so I'm hoping for more tonight and tomorrow. Prefer younger and petite. But not Lily, if you've read my last post.
Thanks for the help in advance.
John
The Riddle
03-02-12, 10:49
You'll see the Bodywork sign on the 2nd floor, the entrance is right next to the Indian restaurant on Pearl street. $60 for the hour. 10 more if you want a TS. I've seen 2 girls here, both mid-late 20s or early 30s, one slightly thick, the other a real spinner.
Used to be one of those places stitched together with curtains and a DYI ending, not anymore. They got full walls and doors now along with a satisfactory ending. I don't know if FS is on offer, haven't checked. Tip between. 4.6 depending on the session overall. It does get full around lunchtime, but I've usually gotten in without calling ahead. Overall, quick relief and pretty much a sure thing in the FiDi.+1 for this place. Visited yesterday around 2 and was easily able to get in. The ladies are late 30s / early 40s, roaming allowed all over above the clothes. Very satisfactory ending!
Tony Knight
03-08-12, 23:27
For years been reading reviews on Lana. Always wanted to go, never got around to it. I went yesterday and I am sorry I waited so long. I had the best one hour of my life. She is a wonderful person. I am giving up the cheap places and going to see her more often
Tony Knight
03-10-12, 21:37
Because of the LE action of late in Manhattan, I am writing this in code. The vets will know whhat I cam writing about.
Went to KD on C Street. No problem getting in. One hour, great time but no table shower. Oh well, another item off the bucket list to do this year, but I will return
NikeTalkJones
03-11-12, 03:34
I went to Choi's to get usually massage but the one with all the extras apparently left awhile ago. While the finish was decent and some roaming was allowed I prefered the old girl who was there. They have great hands also so for the small rate you end up getting a decent massage and if you needed a haircut everything is right there for you.
Jeff Lee811
03-11-12, 23:35
Was in town a few weeks ago on a business trip and right when I got into town decided it was time to get to. Business.
Called up and got the new address. Sad to see they left the old spot, it was a little more convenient and definitely nicer there.
The new location is okay. Weird doorway situation.
Busty Bonny unfortunately wasn't in yet so I went with Sarah. Pretty but a little older than I expected. Late 30s though she could pass for early 30s I guess. Very tight body, small implants, very friendly. Was initially greeted at the door by a hot, tall. Young and slim but curvy chick. Wow. Later found out that was Jai, I'll have to try her next time.
Table shower was good, hot water and friendly attention all over, including the fun zone. Good medium massage and before the flip I asked if I could massage her. She undressed and hopped on the table like her life depended on it. Massaged her for 10-15 minutes and then went back to her focusing on me. Excellent service all around. Was there about 70 minutes total.
Outworlder
03-16-12, 09:03
It looks like the majority of the massage places in 250 are gone.
Does anyone know where they're relocating? L8 Lily is still a favorite.
SailingJohn
03-26-12, 18:31
Last week. In manhattan walking chinatown. The plce I wanted to go clsed at ten soi went to the one on mott. Though there are likely others on that street. In any event, ok table shower. Ok massage. HR. Not much conversation. 60/40. Probably not repeat. There are too many other places to try for an ok experience.
Tried Green Tea Spa on 37th or 38th. Fair price at $50 hr, nothing special. Will not repeat.
This is my first report for an experience from last month, though have been dabbling for a little while now.
Second time trying NYC, first time was with Kay, I think with one of the typical places in Midtown East around 28th.
This time it was with Gucci from Bunny. Surprised because it was on a very busy street near K-town, around 6pm on a Friday, but was pot committed so waited for a break in the foot traffic and called up using the intercom. Luckily it was pretty dark already.
No door security but entrance is right next to busy restaurants. Got upstairs and got the 3rd degree: what is your job? Where are you from? Etc. Gave reasonable answers (no real info of course). Wanted to see Miki but she was with a client (but you told me she was free for an appointment less than 30 minutes ago?). This seems to happen a lot with these agencies, even if you set an appointment time it's not guaranteed.
Mama sent Gucci in, and she was good enough looking. She did a pretty good job with the massage part, even though it was one of those very light massages with nail scratching dealies. Got the whole menu, standard tip. Face 7, body 7, attitude / performance 7-8. Would I repeat? Sure, but have many others to try first!
DaHitMan2324
04-03-12, 03:24
Does anybody have any reviews on Kyoto Spa?
I was thinking of checking it out!
MwmForHotFun
04-09-12, 13:04
Visiting NYC on business last week and visited the Rainbow (17 W. 45th st. 10th fl). .7 for the door got a GREAT and 100% coverage body scrub, plus she was happy using hands, not just a scrubbie-thing. Then we moved to the room where although she had to stay clothed, full roaming was allowed, as my hands were down her pants (front and back) , up her shirt, and I got GFE with kissing all over her neck and her all over my body. Finish was nice with her sitting on table with me, my hand rubbing her clit (she was very wet) and my little soldier exploding all over her hands. She cleaned me up nicely and then moved on to the best FB massage I've ever gotten in an AMP. When I left, I tipped. 4 (she didn't even ask for it but it was so good, I couldn't not tip) and told me everything is available on my next visit. Annie was my masseuse.
It is about time one of these places got a good review. Might have to pay it a visit
Anyone know the # for L8? They Relocated.
QuantumWarp
04-15-12, 10:17
So I mentioned to my girlfriend that I used to go to AMPs before I met her, and she all of a sudden mentioned a couples massage. She knows I'd get HE before, but IDK if that's what she was looking for right now, so I'm going to have to check with her on that again. I was curious, anyone know if couples massages end in HE and what they're possibly like? I don't suppose they'd let you just go at it when you're done, hahaha.
Went to Red Spa 21 after reading King Otis's wonderful review a while back. I got "Ace" (probably going with their card-theme) , and damn she was hot. She said she was half-Russian, half-Korean, and she was dressed really sexy in some booty shorts and a tank top type thing. Massage was good, perhaps could have been better. On the flip, she acted a bit weird until she finally made it clear there was a menu system. I typically don't like it when they do that, especially since I was intent on tipping 0. 4, not 0. 6. She said. 6 for topless HR, or 1. For BJ. Wasn't clear if that was BBBJ or CBJ, but I didn't have that much on me regardless, and tipping 1. Always seems outrageous on top of the house fee (which was. 7). She wouldn't let me really get close to her tits, so no taking them in my mouth, and while she was fine with me having my hands all over her ass, didn't like me reaching down inside though front or back. But I'm an ass man, so I finished quite fast and was happy nonetheless.
Only pain in the ass was that while they take card, they have to charge tax. If I didn't have a gf I'd probably go back, as it was a good experience overall, and I'm sure it's one of those YMMV places. I think my experience was a little bit less because she didn't know what to make of me at first and I was quite nervous.
QW, I've met Ace. She's one of a few cuties there. Everything is safe, and you could get her price down slightly, but not too much. They had a really nice Tai girl there a few months back. I forget her name but remember her body!
I tried a place about 30th & 8th, on the West side of the street. .6 house and only basic extras. Had I come better prepared for wet weather my options would have been better.
Tony Knight
04-18-12, 23:26
Anyone know the # for L8? They Relocated.Sent you a PM
Has anyone tried SW (on Division St) Chinatown. Are they more open to the public or just for asian (s).
Saw some nice young-looking asian women go in the joint.There are SWs in Chinatown? Am I missing something?
MrSmith1969
04-21-12, 08:31
Visiting mid may and looking for excellent budget massage chicks that do outcall to Harlem. Any chance I will find one? I am okay with thicker and race differential. Just not really into bbw that are huge.
Sent you a PMI would also like to know where lilly went. The basement with the old people staring made me nervous.
Thanks
Tried the spa on the 2nd floor. Really cute Chineese girl, young and hot. Very sensual body rub (asked for soft) , a little too much oil, if there can be such a thing. Only a tug at the end, but one of the best tugs I've ever gotten. I probably wouldn't repeat since I left hornier than when I arrived.
Amp Middleman
04-26-12, 16:51
Tried the spa on the 2nd floor. Really cute Chineese girl, young and hot. Very sensual body rub (asked for soft) , a little too much oil, if there can be such a thing. Only a tug at the end, but one of the best tugs I've ever gotten. I probably wouldn't repeat since I left hornier than when I arrived.That is why this hobby can cost us $$$$ bc of providers like this. I'm in that same boat with a place in B. Side rite now.
Babygopher
04-28-12, 13:06
Anyone knows where they have relocated to or their number? Am interested in seeing NanXi again.
Looking for the best rimming of my life. Any recommendations for spas or independent providers? Any recommendations are appreciated.
I tried a place on 40th, just west of 7th. South side of the street. The place was quiet, clean and decently decorated. I've been there before but can't remember the details, just that I was there before. Had a nice time with a 30ish Korean, pretty, thin and waist lenth hair. Just my type. House was. 7 and all was had for another $. I'll repeat.
Sent you a PMI'd also like their number please.
While visiting NYC, visited Sunny on Pearl, mostly because it was the nearest to the hotel.
Al I can say is wow, if this is standard service in New York, you're quite lucky there. While the provider wasn't exactly young or great looking, there were a good, attentive TS, pretty decent massage, and an extremely satisfying conslusion, where pretty much every body part was used, short of BJ / FS. Even rimming, without me even asking for it.
Overall. 9/10, only because providers could have been better looking, and really, I'm ont about to complain for that quality of service at standard massage rates.
So I'm in between GFs and needed a little relief. Went back to spot to East Village spot, few blocks south of Union Square. Don't know if the game has changed, but walked away sorely disappointed this time. Last experience was one of my best, so my expectations were high.
I got to choose from a couple K girls. Picked the the obvious one.
Face 8/10.
Body 9/10.
Attitude 3/10.
Table shower was ok, massage was too soft and very half assed. Did not allow any touching! Said she was ticklish. Made several attempts and she would move hands away and say relax and enjoy massage. Then she asked, if I wanted HE. And it became all business. The menu was. 6 HJ or 1 for BJ (mind you. 8 on the door). This kind of threw me, as I usually just receive the HJ without asking and tip at the end (no more than. 4) with touching throughout the experience. I only had. 4 on me, I don't bring more than that usually, so I'm not tempted on impulse spending.
We negotiated for a bit and she said ok, just HJ, but pay first. At this point, I was slightly offended as I felt that was kind of rude and have always received outstanding service from the girls. The HJ was mediocre and took me awhile, as I just wasn't into this chicks attitude. Finished, gave me a hot towel. And she finished with,"you come next time, bring more money, I be your GF, you can have all this". No thanks. I've had way better for free.
Has this game changed and this is the new etiquette for AMPs? Would appreciate recommendations to make up for the experience. PM for more details.
Hey all,
I'm new to the forum but not new to the scene. I'll start off by reviewing an AMP on 7th ave off of 27th. I have been to this place 3 different times and had 3 diff girls without a bad experience. It's a normal buzz in place. Mammasan opens the door and shows you to your room. Rooms are clean and private and house is. 8. Offers ts in a clean environment. With each of the girls I've never negotiated anything less than FS. FS has been as little as an extra $ and as much as $.5. Never had a rushed experience, and I usually opt for the massage afterwards which has always been attentive. Overall the girls I've had have had faces ranging from 5/10 to 8/10 and bodies never under a 6/10. If I have the extra cash this is my place of choice. Glad to have my first post out of the way and if I was not descriptive enough all are welcome to pm me for further details.
Scweeb
For my second review I'll talk about an AMP on 49th off 2nd. Normal buzz system where you pay. 8 sometimes. 7 for house at the front desk. Afterwards you are taken by your assigned girl to the locker room and then are lead to the ts. Now this is a strictly he place with no extras as far as I know. For this place and most others for that matter I cannot stress enough how important it is to say you have been there before or even better "many times" if you want any extras. The more legit the place the more worried they are about Le. This AMP has girls ranging from 4/10 to 8/10 in looks however as far as the massage goes they have Been consistently the most professionally trained I have experienced. Perfect place to go if you are sore and need some work done and wouldn't mind a he. If you are looking for extras and roaming I'd look elsewhere.
Called famtasia. Asked for and "reserved" bebe. Usual checkin system, although their place is hard to find if you've never spent time way downtown. But be patient, its not that hard.
She was as in her photo, although in retrospect, the photos are obviously photohopped. Services were as usual, but not as enthusiastic as I hoped for. But I got the feeling that if you're a regualr its different. Its so unusual for me to be down there, not really worth the effort to go back. The space is clean, safe and overall I'd give it a 6. 5/7. More enthusiasm I'd give it a 8. 5/9. YMMV.
Please post if your experience was different
Topher Twelve
05-19-12, 20:30
I ended up at the E. Village spot when I was in NYC. Things started slow. I pulled out $2 total and motioned for FS, she frowned a bit, and I offered $40 more. So I started out a little annoyed with myself. 20-something K-girl, nice, body seemed a little too trim in the little dress. Wasn't even sure the place would give more than a HE.
But after a middling-to-good massage, boy did things change. She came out of the dress and what a perfect pert body, perfect breasts, perfect butt, small landing strip (which I like). Happy on top of me, urging me to slow down (sadly I didn't comply) , then that perfect butt from behind. Amazing. Grabbed and even sucked her boobs while I was on that, and she liked it. A lot. I came and she said she wanted me to slow down and "enjoy it." A great, great time.
Had another wonderful session a week before, on 8th ave across from Port Authority, just south of 40th. Up a white staircase that says "massage." This time I really did have only $200 on me, and the lithe young thing who opened the door (I knew this was paydirt) said it was not enough. We fudged the issue, agreed to disagree, she said a BJ was the best I could do, and we went off to a good TS, decent massage, chatter about why I was there and what the attraction was (she may have noticed a ring on my finger). After she leaned on me, caressing, saying, what do we do now, and somehow I convinced her. BJ was rather toothy but enthusiastic, and then she said no to doggie style but got on her back. Perfect, perfect nipples (real boobs) , soft inner thighs, and I was in heaven. I promised I'd bring another $40 for her for the next time, and I did, but next time no one answered the door, hence my trip to the East Village.
So I'm in between GFs and needed a little relief. Went back to spot to East Village spot, few blocks south of Union Square. Don't know if the game has changed, but walked away sorely disappointed this time. Last experience was one of my best, so my expectations were high.
I got to choose from a couple K girls. Picked the the obvious one.
Face 8/10.
Body 9/10.
Attitude 3/10.
Table shower was ok, massage was too soft and very half assed. Did not allow any touching! Said she was ticklish. Made several attempts and she would move hands away and say relax and enjoy massage. Then she asked, if I wanted HE. And it became all business. The menu was. 6 HJ or 1 for BJ (mind you. 8 on the door). This kind of threw me, as I usually just receive the HJ without asking and tip at the end (no more than. 4) with touching throughout the experience. I only had. 4 on me, I don't bring more than that usually, so I'm not tempted on impulse spending.
We negotiated for a bit and she said ok, just HJ, but pay first. At this point, I was slightly offended as I felt that was kind of rude and have always received outstanding service from the girls. The HJ was mediocre and took me awhile, as I just wasn't into this chicks attitude. Finished, gave me a hot towel. And she finished with,"you come next time, bring more money, I be your GF, you can have all this". No thanks. I've had way better for free.
Has this game changed and this is the new etiquette for AMPs? Would appreciate recommendations to make up for the experience. PM for more details.
Raoul Duke
05-21-12, 21:28
I hate to do this, but I need some help and I'm happy to return the favor if I can help anyone with recommendations in Chicago. I usually find places in the financial district, but if anyone can recommend a petite hottie at an AMP, or an indy on the UES, I'd be grateful. PM if you prefer. Thanks.
You guys have me confused with legit massages and massages with happy endings
I prefer the best of both worlds from my experiences which have been limited to lack of good service.
Right now I use 2 that have always been able to deliver both Angel and Brenda.
They are older but have great massage skills in addition to out of this world happy endings.
I tried a place on 40th, just west of 7th. South side of the street. The place was quiet, clean and decently decorated. I've been there before but can't remember the details, just that I was there before. Had a nice time with a 30ish Korean, pretty, thin and waist lenth hair. Just my type. House was. 7 and all was had for another $. I'll repeat.Tried to hit this place again yesterday. The space is vacant and for rent. When I was there the last time Gigi said business was slow. I guess she wasn't kidding.
Would love a great massage with titty action Sunday night around 10:00. If an AMP, TS a plus. No FS (or FS prices desired). Thank you. Sorry for the last minute message. Did not know until today I would be in NYC. Happy to help anybody from NY with RI or Mass down the road.
Amp Middleman
05-26-12, 21:51
I hate to do this, but I need some help and I'm happy to return the favor if I can help anyone with recommendations in Chicago. I usually find places in the financial district, but if anyone can recommend a petite hottie at an AMP, or an indy on the UES, I'd be grateful. PM if you prefer. Thanks.Raoul glad to see you made it to this forum in NYC. Yes I can hmu
Outworlder
05-29-12, 08:05
Anyone know the # for L8? They Relocated.122 Baxter St Either on the 7th Flr or 3rd Flr
Raoul Duke
05-30-12, 21:20
Raoul glad to see you made it to this forum in NYC. Yes I can hmuYep, it's been a while. Hope all is well. Thanks for the info, NYC is a great place for mongering.
Thai girl Nina 718-517-0970.
This is Nina that's the star girl at Thai Silk. She left and has her own apartment in the same area. Her massage is amazing. Thai style bodyslide and stretching in the nude and she uses her whole body against yours in every imaginable position and then some. She's a petite atheletic spinner, beautiful face with that inviting thai smile. If you've been to Thailand and seen thai girls you know what I mean. Her attitude is perfect, she wants please and have you back for more. She works hard and doesn't tire out, she's the asian energiser bunny. After a 30 minute full out nude bodyslide and massage she goes into ST and her girlfriend service which included everything your girlfriend would do and everything you wish she would do. Nina is one of a kind and I highly recommend her. The apartment is much better to recieve her "treatment" as its private and on a queen bed and way more comfortable than the busy spa she was formerly with. 200/260 no tip asked for but I tipped 40 for exceptional treatment.
If you don't mind a chubby girl, Ninas friend Diddi at 718-517-0970, (47st midtown) will RIM you with a smile. Her massage is great and she will BBBJ and fuck (covered) all for 160hh or 200 hr, no tip asked for.
She's a sweet girl too. Just not a hotbody. But a fun and pleasing attitude that makes up for it.
I had the pleasure of Nina today. She was my favorite at another place, and now she's out of the busy spa scene and working in her own apartment in midtown. She treats you like she's your girlfriend. Its full, nude and hot. And her massage is spa quality. The apartment is upscale and very discreet, with a nice shower and clean towels.
For those who haven't experienced her treatment, she knows how to give a pro traditional thai stretch massage, but if your not up for that she'll do a great accupressure instead. Along with a nude bodyslide.
She doesn't stop there. As her session progressed, she tongued me all over, and asian for what seemed forever.
For me she's unbeatable. A sweet personality, beautiful face, smoking hot body on a petite frame, eager to please, professional caliber massage skills, and uninhibited girlfriend experience. I would see her for the massage or for the GFE. That she does both so well is something very rare for the 260hr. She also does half hours too. Website link inBP ad.
http://thaigirlnina.webs.com
WetAsianWonder
06-09-12, 01:47
Yea I'm a regular there, get Osuca next time if you ever get another chance. Osuca is a darling, full GFE, lots of compliments and vocal action. Bianca is a little bit of a dead fish, not really into it.
If you're a regular they'll put you into the room towards the back right. Its larger and furthest away from the other rooms. They'll also give regulars priority choice for girls and they get first pick, even if the girl has been booked in advance earlier in the day. The mamasan will just say the girl is busy and unavailable for the poor non-regulars.
Called famtasia. Asked for and "reserved" bebe. Usual checkin system, although their place is hard to find if you've never spent time way downtown. But be patient, its not that hard.
She was as in her photo, although in retrospect, the photos are obviously photohopped. Services were as usual, but not as enthusiastic as I hoped for. But I got the feeling that if you're a regualr its different. Its so unusual for me to be down there, not really worth the effort to go back. The space is clean, safe and overall I'd give it a 6. 5/7. More enthusiasm I'd give it a 8. 5/9. YMMV.
Please post if your experience was different
Not sure if anyone else reads $Bill's blog but for some reason, his blog is down, and has been for days. I read it both for his humor and intel on AMPs in the city. Just wondering if anyone else noticed.
Yea I'm a regular there, get Osuca next time if you ever get another chance. Osuca is a darling, full GFE, lots of compliments and vocal action. Bianca is a little bit of a dead fish, not really into it.
If you're a regular they'll put you into the room towards the back right. Its larger and furthest away from the other rooms. They'll also give regulars priority choice for girls and they get first pick, even if the girl has been booked in advance earlier in the day. The mamasan will just say the girl is busy and unavailable for the poor non-regulars.OK, well, I can see that happening. Whats the best time to go during the week? Afternoon? I agree that regs always get btter treatment at KMPs, so your comments ring true.
Let me know and I'll report back after my next visit.
Android8383
06-16-12, 10:58
Looking for a spot where I can get extras if possible or a full massage then HJ I donn't like the ones that give you HJ after 5 seconds in table.
I am a lifelong New Yorker and I have tried a few times to get a HE at an AMP with no luck. Can anyone make a recommendation on where to go and how to act? Please PM me.
Dirty Old Guy
06-17-12, 22:00
Yoyo,
The best suggestion I can give you about where to go to find a HE is to RTFF.
As far as how to act, here are suggestions for you and any other newbies out there:
1) Leave Valuables and Extra Money Outside. Only take in what you need. Some places may want to see your I'd. You will need money or a credit card to pay. I usually take my cell-phone, keys, and only enough money to pay for what I want. If you don't know what the charge will be, put money in different pockets or hide it in your wallet (behind a photo or something) so they don't see all your money at once. I had one girl looking in my wallet after I told her I was used to paying $100 for FS and she wanted $150. Luckily, I had already "moved" the extra money somewhere else and only paid the $100. Use the specific city forums to research and post pricing in the area you are going.
2) Entry into the AMP. Entry can be done in a number of ways. Sometimes, there is a locked door with a buzzer and sometimes you enter like a normal business. When you are greeted, smile and say Hello, to the person letting you in. They will most likely be the mama-san who is in charge of the girls. At some point, either at the front or in a massage room, you'll be asked what you want. Simply state "1 Hour Please" or whatever time limit you want. You'll be told a price and you should pay that to start without talking about any tips or extras. I recommend at least an hour as shorter times may cheapen your experience. 30 minutes is good if you are in a rush or short on cash. Sometimes you pay the person admitting you and sometimes it's the actual girl you pay. At this point, you aren't asking for anything other than a massage.
3) Become a Repeat Customer. This seems to be the number one factor. The providers want to make sure you are "not a cop" and once they are comfortable that you aren't, they will more than likely provide extras. I've been asked many times, ' have you been here before?" and it's always good to answer "yes". If they remember you, even better. If not, try and remember the name of the person you saw before.
3a) Get / Present a Business Card. Some AMPs have business cards so you can ask for one on your way out. I have the girls write their name on them so I didn't forget and I could "ask" for them when I go back. Even if they weren't there on my visit, it showed the new provider or mama-san that I was there before. If you walk in with a business card and ask for a specific girl, that's a pretty big clue you're back for more.
3b) Fake Being a Repeat Customer. If you haven't been to a particular place before, act like you have been. Get information about them in the forums for the cities you plan on visiting, or your home town. Find out the going rates for HJ, BJ, FS etc. And have the money handy. Even a little comment during the Table Shower or Sauna such as "this is my favorite part" or something along those lines will make them think you were there before. Do your research before you go!
3c) If you are a new Customer. You can tell them that you have been to other AMP's in another city. This is a good technique if you are travelling and are trying out AMP's in a new city. You can also name a competitor and say you used to go there but you moved and this one is closer or that you want to try something new. The goal is to let them know you've been to AMP's before, but that you are new to their particular establishment. Depending on the place, this may or may not lead to extras.
3d) Prove you are not LE. If a provider thinks you are a cop, you will most likely NOT get any extras. This is why some check your drivers license (although I haven't had that happen). Some are content with the "Are you a cop?"/"no" routine. Others want to be sure so tips like being free with your nudity, placing her hands on your genitals, or anything else that leads them to believe you are a normal guy not looking to bust them. That's pretty much the whole point of being a repeat customer.
4) Get Fully Undressed ASAP. Yes, you will be naked. In my experience, the girl takes your door fee, leaves for a minute or more. Sometimes she will ask you to get undressed, sometimes she won't, sometimes she will and you won't understand a word she said. So use this time to take ALL of your clothes off. My first time, I was standing in my underwear and she told me to take those off too. I felt as if she knew it was my first time. So get naked and if the towel slides off, let it. It will show her that you have done this before. Be free with nudity.
5) Use Provided "Purse". Many times, you will see a little purse or bag that is there for you to put valuables in. Use it to put your "valuables" in and carry that with you to other areas of the spa. You may go to a sauna, hot-tub, shower, or table-shower. Since you won't have pockets, look for the little bag and carry it with you. If they don't have one, you can ask for one. In some places, you may just stay in the room you were brought into the entire time (no shower). In this case, you will be able to keep an eye on your things. If you are leaving the room and are worried, look for something to carry your valuables in. NOTE: Having your things in the little bag is a neat clue to the girl that you have done this before.
Generally you will find that Asian massage parlors are very honest, and you don't have to be as careful with your possessions as with 'other' massage parlor providers. Not trying to be racist here, but my experience (after 25+ years) in this hobby proves that to be true.
6) Bring your own condom. The "purse" is a great opportunity to place a condom where she can see it. If there is no purse, lay the condom on a table or somewhere that is in view. Usually, if they are providing extras, they will provide the condom. But showing the initiative to bringing your own indicates you are there for more than a massage.
7) Shower Etiquette. Some places offer a shower where you go in yourself and wash. If they don't offer, ask if there is one. Some places take you to a table-shower where they put you on a table and wash you. Some places, the girl will wash everything including your genitals. This is a good thing. Some places may ask you to wash your own genitals and I would advise you to do so if you want them to do anything later. It is not generally appropriate to ask for extras at this time. It also helps if you know where the shower is and lead her there instead of her leading you.
Revision 1: A mamasan once told me: Cops won't shower. The level of vulnerability is way too high. No badge. No gun. No wire. It's just too risky. I am sure there have been exceptions, but by taking a shower, you really help put them all at ease, not to mention your provider, who will just be happy you are clean.
8) Enjoy the Massage. It's part of the experience, and the girls usually give you a pretty good massage. If you have a stiff neck, sore legs, or something else, let her know so she can concentrate on those areas. You usually start out on your stomach and she rubs your back, legs, arms, etc. She may brush against you with her crotch, lift up her skirt and sit on your butt, and lean over brushing her body against you. Different places vary as far as touching her, but light brushing on her leg or arm aren't too intrusive and will generally let her know you are looking for extras. This isn't necessary and I usually don't "touch" her until later. This is still part of the "I'm not a cop" routine.
9) Lose the Towel. If there is a towel covering you, do everything possible to get it off of you. If it's covering your butt, roll around while she isn't near you so it gets out of position or falls to the floor. If she puts it back, lose it again. Don't be too obvious but at some point, the towel will most likely be tossed aside. If she is persistent, feel free to ask "no towel please" or something along those lines.
10) Become Aroused. Usually, the girl will try to get you aroused. She'll lighten up the touch a little around your buttocks and brush your skin gently. Shift yourself if you do become aroused to "let her know" that you need room to grow. If you aren't getting aroused, shift yourself anyway to "fake" getting aroused. This will let her know that your johnson is growing and you are getting ready. She may even reach underneath and lend a helping hand if you are lucky.
11) Wait to Flip Over. At some point, she'll ask you to flip over. When she does, simply flip over onto your back. You may or may not be aroused at this point. Either way, she'll know and she'll do everything she legally knows how to make sure you get aroused. This is a time to smile and enjoy her expertise.
12) The "Tip". The girl will usually ask if there is anything else she can do for you or if you are "OK". This is where you say what you want (HJ, BJ, FS) or make the HJ, BJ, FS "motions". She'll either say how much or just ask you for money. This is where knowing the going rate is handy. It's usually $40-$60 for HJ, $80-$100 for BJ, and $100-$140 for FS. Keep in mind that you can always negotiate and it may vary depending on where in the USA, or world, you are. She may leave for a minute or two or she may just start right there. The key to negotiating is getting a fair value. If you offer $20 for FS and she accepts, it will probably be the worst FS ever. If you overpay, then you ruin the great value of the AMP. So try not to stray too far above or below the going rate. I usually offer at the low end (I. E. $100 for FS) and say that's what I'm used to paying. Tell her what you want and a price you want to pay. She'll most likely be reluctant to give you pricing. One thing some guys recommend is leaving the tip out in advance. But, I know some guys here recommend strongly against it, but I have always found it works to strip down, lie down, and have the money sitting on the counter before the girl returns to the room. The only times I've ever had to haggle is when I didn't do that.
13) The Fun Part. When she returns (or starts) , it's generally acceptable that you can now touch her. She may or may not like you to and you have to respect her individual level of comfort. I've had girls get completely naked, sit between my legs, and give me a HJ as well as one that stands there fully clothed doing it. I can't predict what will happen but this will affect your decision to return or not return. If you are getting BJ or FS, she will most likely provide and put on the condom (which I recommend) and she'll start. If you brought your own, she may use that one. Again, if you want to be on top, do it doggie-style, or want her on top, they are generally open to how you want to do it.
14) Variations. If you are into DATY or other things, be up front with it. I've done DATY on a number of girls and some get into it and some don't. Some enjoy when you touch and finger them and some don't. Some will let you massage them and some won't. I've never looked for Anal so I can't give advice on that. Some places will only give HJ. So be aware and look for advice in your local forums.
15) Happy Ending. After the ending, she'll usually clean you up or get rid of the condom if there was one used. Sometimes, a hot towel, a beverage, and even mouthwash are provided. If you paid for an hour and you finish early, you may or may not get the full time limit. Some girls will continue the massage, some will tell you to get dressed. This is another area where different places differ greatly. If you feel cheated out of your time, feel free to express your opinion.
16) Be Polite. I use this motto in life, but the providers are people just like you and me, and they like being treated with respect. During the massage, try giving out a compliment such as "that feels nice" or "your hands are so soft" instead of something like "you have nice tits" or "I can't wait to f*k you". I find that being nice goes a lot farther than acting like an ass. Talk to them like you'd talk to a new friend.
17) Learn the Language. If you can learn Korean / Chinese / etc, you will most likely have an easier time communicating what you want in an AMP. The most difficult part is telling them what you want or trying to listen to their broken english. You'll most likely find yourself in a vulnerable position making the "BJ" motion followed by a dollar amount. Learning their native tongue, or a few phrases, can improve your experience.
18) Post Your Experience. We don't need every detail, but posting in the city forum where the AMP / Spa is located will help everyone with certain details of locations and pricing and if anything beyond a massage happened. Price and extras vary from region to region. If you get ripped off at a place, tell us that too and we'll appreciate you "taking one for the team.
This is just based on my experience in AMPs over the last 30+ years, as well as some tips I've picked up from other hobby mongers. If you have some additional helpful hints, please add them to the list. It will help all of us who are in the 'hobby'.
Enjoy the hobby,
Dirty.
I am a lifelong New Yorker and I have tried a few times to get a HE at an AMP with no luck. Can anyone make a recommendation on where to go and how to act? Please PM me.
Not sure if anyone else reads $Bill's blog but for some reason, his blog is down, and has been for days. I read it both for his humor and intel on AMPs in the city. Just wondering if anyone else noticed.Yeah I've been a regular reader as well. Hope he finds a new way to post.
If you google his name, his new site will pop up.
(40th betwen 7th and 8th) I heard that they had an expanded menu under new management so I gave it a try. Last time I went there about 2 years ago it was strictly a handshake only place. This time around indeed FS was offered. They offer an 3 item menu of special services with FS available for $ in tip.
My provider was Shina, a korean girl in late 20s or early 30s. It was a bad experience because she seems new to this. Table shower was half hearted and did not get in to nooks and cracks. FS was rushed but she was extremely extremely tight.
House fee 0. 7 for hr
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06-25-12, 15:09
Has anyone seen gioia. Angel she's European big breast and is in manhattan. She communicates through email until you you are ready. I have seen some pics that she sent me but no face pics she not skinny but not fat. She's voluptuous. If anyone has experienced let me know how it was and if she's pretty. I'm planning on going Saturday.
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