Strip Club Reports

[ThatGuy876]

What was the damage for each.I too would like to know the damage. Or the cost just for the room.

[CheoD]

I too would like to know the damage. Or the cost just for the room.Nominal room rate at Tootsies' last I checked had for years been $75 daytime, $100 primetime for the space alone. Then the lady and you get to do the haggling for the actual entertainment.

[FrankSzoll]

Yes. This has been a great target for me. I'm not a big sc guy, but shooter girls and waitresses are available. They are like every other girl. Now, the question becomes how do you get them. I have used the same angle with them that I use with any one else. Dress nice, be respectable, be forceful. An interesting angle is the number of girls that love to have their hair lightly pulled. I added some light hair pulling to the repitoire and wow has that been helpful. Not very hard and you have to be careful that bouncer doesn't kick you out.

Interesting my sometimes FB used to be a shooter girl at tootsies.

Good luck!We all know that these are usually the hottest girls in the club, so I too enjoy this hunt!

Great advice given, and yes it is possible- just depends on being smart enough, finding the right angle for a particular one, and coming with quality.

I'm not as young or quite as good looking as I used to be, but yet I have more success now than when I was younger.

Please report back on how it goes.

And I wish more of us would come on here and share info on the different girls especially the ones in this class.

I would do it more, but with the infrequent posts I often feel like I'm talking to myself- guys here are more into SW.

[LazyBones]

Hey guys,

Playmates is my new home.Where the F do you park for this place? I HATE valet parking in that stinking lot next to the club. I don't mind walking a little.

[DirtyDeeds38]

Never really cared for the higher end places. I prefer a more local, down to earth feel, with some nice girls not looking to make $1000 per pop.

Can anyone recommend a nice club where the private dances are reasonable and the girls are giving. Maybe a chance for a good BBBJ in the backroom? Maybe a chance to meet one ofter work, etc?

I've read the posts going back here and not sure which club might meet that criteria.

Thanks!

Dirty.

[Colombian26]

Never really cared for the higher end places. I prefer a more local, down to earth feel, with some nice girls not looking to make $1000 per pop.

Can anyone recommend a nice club where the private dances are reasonable and the girls are giving. Maybe a chance for a good BBBJ in the backroom? Maybe a chance to meet one ofter work, etc?

I've read the posts going back here and not sure which club might meet that criteria.

Thanks!

Dirty.BT in Doral, but the tip walk will cost you. That is a sure thing, and you can haggle.

[Joesouncool]

We all know that these are usually the hottest girls in the club, so I too enjoy this hunt!

Great advice given, and yes it is possible- just depends on being smart enough, finding the right angle for a particular one, and coming with quality.

I'm not as young or quite as good looking as I used to be, but yet I have more success now than when I was younger.

Please report back on how it goes.

And I wish more of us would come on here and share info on the different girls especially the ones in this class.

I would do it more, but with the infrequent posts I often feel like I'm talking to myself- guys here are more into SW.Thanks for the good words.

I'm not much to look at. I just come with confidence, respect, and a few shillings, though not much. I just tend to share when someone asks. This is a question that comes around a lot, how do you guys that get the strippers do it? What's the secret?" As I say, there is no secret. It's not that hard. One key thing is to go it alone. Don't have a group with you. The last thing a girl wants is to try to give you her number and have three guys see it and start hassling her as well as three strippers see it and run and tell management. She could easily get fired, even when she isn't being a ho. All of this work has to be done on the secret.

Interestingly, these items get discussed a lot more in the other cities that I frequent.

Good luck to all.

[Dave9090]

This is not hard. You ask. They say NO and you drop it. They say yes and they slip you their number or ask for yours. You never publicly in a forum tell others that a dancer has said yes. OTC meets get the girl in trouble. This is a great way to set a meet as you both know each other. Asking has never gotten me in any trouble in any way. I am very good at taking a no. A lot of practice I guess.


Thanks for the good words.

I'm not much to look at. I just come with confidence, respect, and a few shillings, though not much. I just tend to share when someone asks. This is a question that comes around a lot, how do you guys that get the strippers do it? What's the secret?" As I say, there is no secret. It's not that hard. One key thing is to go it alone. Don't have a group with you. The last thing a girl wants is to try to give you her number and have three guys see it and start hassling her as well as three strippers see it and run and tell management. She could easily get fired, even when she isn't being a ho. All of this work has to be done on the secret.

Interestingly, these items get discussed a lot more in the other cities that I frequent.

Good luck to all.

[Tiger Guy X]

I had a birthday last week so I decided to come out of hibernation since I've been laying low because of my car being wrecked. Yeah I got the welcome to Miami wreck real soon damn drunk mf'er. Anyways On my birthday I first hit up Stir Crazy since I had mostly liked my first visit there. I got there around 1230 am and for a middle of the week it was a decent crowd inside including a few couples which is not something I've really seen at the clubs I've visited on this side of town before. I ended up staying until a little after 3 am. I wasn't as impressed this trip around as my last one. I was actually prepared to do a VIP, but most of the girls I'd seen on my last trip that I was most interested in none of them (I'm talking some 5 different girls) were there on this particular night. WTF. I did get quite a few lap dances from different girls and they were ok. There was a different bouncer there this time and he really didn't seem to be paying much attention to the girls during the lap dance session like the last time I was there where the chubby / fat bouncer was all up in your freaking dances stopping the dancers if they attempted to bend the rules a little bit. I finally decided I wasn't impressed enough with any of these girls to even inquire about VIP and left a little after 3 am. I Then stopped by Bare Necessities. When I got there this club was dead as usual LOL. I thought they closed at 5 am, but turns it it's 6 am so I ended up staying until a little after 5 am. I just got a few dancers, but didn't inquire about any VIP. There was this one black dancer who said she was from MN, but had been here for a while. I was strongly considering a VIP with her, but I didn't. I finally decided to call it a night and head home.

The next day after work I decided to go for round 2. This time I decided to go back up to Hialeah to Bella's since I'd not been there since Jan I believe. I get there and it's pretty freaking packed for a Thursday night. I'd seen couples in here before but there were quite a few couples and a group of 5 or so girls and 1 guy hanging out. Most of the talent I saw on this night were dancers I recognized from trips in the past albeit a few new faces to me. I had a shitty seat so I chilled for a good bit chilling, watching the girls on stage, and being bugged by the freaking waitresses. I eventually got a better seat and then started to get some dances. Despite the fact there was a decent crowded hardly anyone was getting actual lap dances this particular night. Of course once I started the dancers started coming out of the woodwork asking me. Some just sat still looking uber bored though. I eventually bounced and headed up to Erotica (formerly Stonewalls). This is one club where I can usually expect to see at least 50% old faces LOL. That was certainly the case that night as most of the girls I recognized from past trips there. However, there was one big difference. There was an Asian dancers (a bigger chunky type stomach was flat but still overall a thicker type build. Not the super skinny type). I don't recall her name, but she was from Canada although she'd been in Miami for a long while and had danced at the Pink Pony previously according to her. I got a few dances from her and she did ask me about VIP, but she wanted 150 although she mentioned she could work with me. I told her I'd think about it. I ended up getting a few dances from other dances as I thought about it but I ended up taking one of the Latin ladies to the VIP instead. I'm still curious about that Asian chick though so I'll have to check her out another time.

[Normal Guy]

I'm planning a trip to Bella's -- anybody been there lately?

Extras? Pricing? What to expect?

Thanks -.

Norm.

[UrbanGent106]

KOD or Tootsies?

Which one will be the better experience and better bang for my buck.

I'm not opposed to the big black booty LOL.

[Marsh99]

Will be in town for a few days (Monday through Wednesday so no weekend dates) in the Coral Gables area and looking for the best return on effort from strip clubs or any go-to regulars. Not looking for places where you have to haggle your ass off, just which strip clubs have the highest odds for extras. Columbus clubs are horrible so I guess I should be happy I am at least upgrading LOL. Thanks in advance. Feel free to PM if you do not want to post in an open forum.

Marsh.

[Mr Clubberman]

Will be in town for a few days (Monday through Wednesday so no weekend dates) in the Coral Gables area and looking for the best return on effort from strip clubs or any go-to regulars. Not looking for places where you have to haggle your ass off, just which strip clubs have the highest odds for extras. Columbus clubs are horrible so I guess I should be happy I am at least upgrading LOL. Thanks in advance. Feel free to PM if you do not want to post in an open forum.

Marsh.Only one:

Playmates.

3875 Shipping Ave.

Coral Gables.

305-446-8346.

I should state there are others sort of near by, but depending on time (traffic) nothing in Miami is "near by".

[Colombian26]

Will be in town for a few days (Monday through Wednesday so no weekend dates) in the Coral Gables area and looking for the best return on effort from strip clubs or any go-to regulars. Not looking for places where you have to haggle your ass off, just which strip clubs have the highest odds for extras. Columbus clubs are horrible so I guess I should be happy I am at least upgrading LOL. Thanks in advance. Feel free to PM if you do not want to post in an open forum.

Marsh.Your best bet is BT in Doral. And you can haggle down easy. Hell they will go down first, when you say no too much.

[BigDaddy23]

Hey guys,

Just returned to Atlanta from a few days in South Florida. I had a great time at a few spots thanks to the quality reporting on this board.

Stopped by BTs around opening. I was anxious to see if Miami was what I remembered from the good old days when I would frequent Coco Lounge and Rolexxx quite often. I've been back to MIA a few times and realize that things have changed quite a bit, but I digress. I have a thing for Latin women and was pretty impressed by how hot the women were. Variety of young and mature, even at open time. What I wasn't too impressed with was the weird shaped fake asses. Not at all what I'm used to in Atlanta. Also didn't like the tip walk. Not much action at 4 pm at BTs so I left.

Next trip was to Coco's. One of the local guys was having a birthday bash. 3 so-so dancers in the whole club. I paid a $20 cover and was back in my car within 5 minutes. I guess I came here on a bad night.

Did some Google searches and ended up at Playmates in Coral Gables. Jackpot! Gorgeous Spanish chicks everywhere. I got there at about 10:30 pm and I spotted 15 hot women (many with fake butts, but all of them were 7's and up). I was a little concerned that I was under dressed (shorts and a tshirt) and the girls wouldn't be into black men. No worries on either front. A gorgeous chick from Columbia came right up and asked me if I wanted a lap dance. I was already expecting to pay the $25/ song thanks to this forum, so off we went.

This girl was very hands on. She literally had her tongue in my mouth before the first song started. She offered me a trip to Greece in the champagne room for 3. 5. I passed but she said she would do a bbj for house fee of $ and another $ for her upstairs. I didn't want to spend so much on my first night, but she could tell I was excited LOL and pulled it out of my shorts and took it deep into her mouth several times during my lap dances. Amazing! I told her I'd stop by the next day. Returned but she was busy the entire night. Kept myself busy with a couple of other dancers and called it a night. One final trip the night before I flew out. Found my girl and she practically dragged me to the lap dance booth. She quoted me $$ for everything. Truth is, I spent way too much money on this trip so I told her to send me off with some great lap dances. And, did she ever. I did 4 lap dances, complete with FIV, and some throat action. Pretty sure every girl here is down for extras, but at different price points and services.

Playmates is my new home.Would you say tootsie's is good or just stick with BT's and playmates? I'm taking a trip to Miami for a cruise next month.

[FunGuyTwoDo72]

About to leave town today after a short stay in your fun and lively city. Last night was my one free evening and after reading the posts here, I narrowed my choices down to Tootsies and Playmates. I hopped on I 95 from Miami Beach and went South. After making my GPS yell at me turn left, you turn, turn right, you turn, I arrived at Playmates. Hard to get to, no where to park but he'll, it's all good. So after I fell asleep. I walked in and liked the smaller club vibe. A lot of posters said they don't like the girls coming around for tips. I actually do. It gives the chance to see who has that look in her eye and who appreciates even a couple of bucks. So I sat there having a beer and one beautiful Latin girl and I made some eye contact. She politely walked over and asked if I wanted a lap dance. I was there to have some fun and had plans to have at least one dance with anyone who asked. So see and I went back to the lap dance area. 20 for her, 5 for the house. Excellent contact, a real connection, at least the kind I was looking for. I had missed happy hour where VIP is less I guess. So she offered 3. 0 to her and 1. 0 for VIP. I politely told her that was more than I could do. She was cool with it. A few moments later she said 2/1. She promised a fun time. What the heck. So back we went and we had a fantastic time! Next time in Miami, there will be no debate where I go. Friendly staff, attentive waitress and personable valet. I woke up and headed back to MB.

[Colombian26]

About to leave town today after a short stay in your fun and lively city. Last night was my one free evening and after reading the posts here, I narrowed my choices down to Tootsies and Playmates. I hopped on I 95 from Miami Beach and went South. After making my GPS yell at me turn left, you turn, turn right, you turn, I arrived at Playmates. Hard to get to, no where to park but he'll, it's all good. So after I fell asleep. I walked in and liked the smaller club vibe. A lot of posters said they don't like the girls coming around for tips. I actually do. It gives the chance to see who has that look in her eye and who appreciates even a couple of bucks. So I sat there having a beer and one beautiful Latin girl and I made some eye contact. She politely walked over and asked if I wanted a lap dance. I was there to have some fun and had plans to have at least one dance with anyone who asked. So see and I went back to the lap dance area. 20 for her, 5 for the house. Excellent contact, a real connection, at least the kind I was looking for. I had missed happy hour where VIP is less I guess. So she offered 3. 0 to her and 1. 0 for VIP. I politely told her that was more than I could do. She was cool with it. A few moments later she said 2/1. She promised a fun time. What the heck. So back we went and we had a fantastic time! Next time in Miami, there will be no debate where I go. Friendly staff, attentive waitress and personable valet. I woke up and headed back to MB.Well BT's would have cost you less. Well that is during the day till sundown. Don't know about the night. Just an FYI.

[NewDude]

Well BT's would have cost you less. Well that is during the day till sundown. Don't know about the night. Just an FYI.I normally spend 200 plus 70 for room at Bt's. My last trip I spent 300 plus 70 for one of the better looking ones. I have attempted to talk down many but they don't budge.

[DeltaBlack]

I'm at bellas cabaret in Miami, the only black man in here never been here before but it's a nice looking black girl here, I don't know anything about this place but I'd like to find out who offers FS and how much. A really good looking ls woman is here who I'm interested in. Not trying to get thrown out.

[JennyKk]

Was at Tootsies Saturday night, the lineup was OK. Saw a super slim girl with very long blonde hair, petite, small A cup, any one knows more about her?

[Very Scary]

Was at Tootsies Saturday night, the lineup was OK. Saw a super slim girl with very long blonde hair, petite, small A cup, any one knows more about her?Sounds like Presley to me. Was this the girl?

[JennyKk]

Sounds like Presley to me. Was this the girl?Could be her. She is very energetic.

[UMonger]

First time poster.

I made my way to Bare Necessity in South Miami and got a number of this fine ass Latina spinner for whom shall remain nameless, sorry pals! Moving on. I called her up and met her at the local no-tell motel and went from there. Spoke a few times to coordinate, but simple meet up. And she was fucking hot, more so than I remember. Now Bare isn't know for having top shelf honeys but sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. I think I got on her sweet side by telling her how out of place she was at this dump, she was a solid 8. 5 among a field of 3-4's. Maybe this was just by comparison? No! She was still an 8. 5 when I saw her in broad daylight!

So she entered the room (I was going to say came in the room, but that didn't happen yet) and greeted with a nice LFK. We talked for a minute but I couldn't even think straight watching her undress. Damn! Nice tight c-cups and a thong that got lost up in that Cuban booty! Needless to say, I was done talking. Time to lie down for a nap and get into dream mode.

Started of the dream with a BBBJ, full shaft and took care of the boys too. Almost lost it watching that fine ass in the mirror above but held on for the good stuff (better stuff? Next was some covered RCG, missionary, then some. Some. NOPE, that was it! Couldn't contain myself anymore. Couldn't hold it. Hell, didn't want to hold it anymore, I wanted that rush! But wait, did I mention I bought in for the full hour? Yup, still time for some more action. So, of course, we chatted a bit about life and existentialism and politics and such. Yeah right, we watched the free porn and planned our next activities. Unfortunately though, those next activities would have to happen next time, I was spent. Had no more in me, literally and figuratively! So until next time.

Peace!

[Mr Clubberman]

First time poster.

I made my way to Bare Necessity in South Miami and got a number of this fine ass Latina spinner for whom shall remain nameless, sorry pals! Moving on. I called her up and met her at the local no-tell motel and went from there. Spoke a few times to coordinate, but simple meet up. And she was fucking hot, more so than I remember. Now Bare isn't know for having top shelf honeys but sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. I think I got on her sweet side by telling her how out of place she was at this dump, she was a solid 8. 5 among a field of 3-4's. Maybe this was just by comparison? No! She was still an 8. 5 when I saw her in broad daylight!

So she entered the room (I was going to say came in the room, but that didn't happen yet) and greeted with a nice LFK. We talked for a minute but I couldn't even think straight watching her undress. Damn! Nice tight c-cups and a thong that got lost up in that Cuban booty! Needless to say, I was done talking. Time to lie down for a nap and get into dream mode.

Started of the dream with a BBBJ, full shaft and took care of the boys too. Almost lost it watching that fine ass in the mirror above but held on for the good stuff (better stuff? Next was some covered RCG, missionary, then some. Some. NOPE, that was it! Couldn't contain myself anymore. Couldn't hold it. Hell, didn't want to hold it anymore, I wanted that rush! But wait, did I mention I bought in for the full hour? Yup, still time for some more action. So, of course, we chatted a bit about life and existentialism and politics and such. Yeah right, we watched the free porn and planned our next activities. Unfortunately though, those next activities would have to happen next time, I was spent. Had no more in me, literally and figuratively! So until next time.

Peace!Where is a ". Local no-tell motel. " in that area? Can't even think of a motel at all.

[DeltaBlack]

Anyone know about cocos and the backroom and what goes on back there? Ingot alot of money to blow I want a slim blaxk woman with a nice rack. Any recommendations?

[UMonger]

Where is a ". Local no-tell motel. " in that area? Can't even think of a motel at all.Calle ocho. Not exactly the same area, but local enough.

[Mr Clubberman]

Calle ocho. Not exactly the same area, but local enough.Thanks, that makes a lot more sense.

[Tiger Guy X]

Anyone know about cocos and the backroom and what goes on back there? Ingot alot of money to blow I want a slim blaxk woman with a nice rack. Any recommendations?I've only been here in Miami for a few months, but that club doesn't seem to be too popular among the locals. Prior to my moving here I posted a review about that club some years back so it's not necessarily still accurate. When I visited Miami a few years back I did a VIP and got to bang this hot little spinner black stripper who periodically came down from Jacksonville to dance here. So there is definitely action to be had there although as I stated this was a few years back so things could have totally changed. I have been meaning to check it out again since I moved here, but given I moved from Atlanta where black dancers are a dimd a dozen I've been getting my Latin fix hard these past months LOL. If I'm bored enough tonight I may check it out although that's a bit of a hike for me from south miami.

I found the link to my old review. I didn't go into too much detail about the vip though: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3636-Strip-Club-Reports&p=1156784&highlight=coco#post1156784

[Colombian26]

Ok just some info for those who I think have asked about her. The super tall redhead from Amsterdam is back.

That is all I have to report.

[Rebel Rok]

First time poster.

I made my way to Bare Necessity in South Miami and got a number of this fine ass Latina spinner for whom shall remain nameless, sorry pals! Moving on. I called her up and met her at the local no-tell motel and went from there. Spoke a few times to coordinate, but simple meet up. And she was fucking hot, more so than I remember. Now Bare isn't know for having top shelf honeys but sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. I think I got on her sweet side by telling her how out of place she was at this dump, she was a solid 8. 5 among a field of 3-4's. Maybe this was just by comparison? No! She was still an 8. 5 when I saw her in broad daylight!

So she entered the room (I was going to say came in the room, but that didn't happen yet) and greeted with a nice LFK. We talked for a minute but I couldn't even think straight watching her undress. Damn! Nice tight c-cups and a thong that got lost up in that Cuban booty! Needless to say, I was done talking. Time to lie down for a nap and get into dream mode.

Started of the dream with a BBBJ, full shaft and took care of the boys too. Almost lost it watching that fine ass in the mirror above but held on for the good stuff (better stuff? Next was some covered RCG, missionary, then some. Some. NOPE, that was it! Couldn't contain myself anymore. Couldn't hold it. Hell, didn't want to hold it anymore, I wanted that rush! But wait, did I mention I bought in for the full hour? Yup, still time for some more action. So, of course, we chatted a bit about life and existentialism and politics and such. Yeah right, we watched the free porn and planned our next activities. Unfortunately though, those next activities would have to happen next time, I was spent. Had no more in me, literally and figuratively! So until next time.

Peace!I used to go a lot but hardly drive down south anymore because I hang out more it hollywood and gt laud.

What kind of donation you talking about for take out.

[The Duke]

Who and when did you see her?


Ok just some info for those who I think have asked about her. The super tall redhead from Amsterdam is back.

That is all I have to report.

[Colombian26]

Who and when did you see her?I was in there this past Monday around 10 pm.

[The Duke]

What's her stage name?


I was in there this past Monday around 10 pm.

[Tiger Guy X]

Anyone know about cocos and the backroom and what goes on back there? Ingot alot of money to blow I want a slim blaxk woman with a nice rack. Any recommendations?I did get a chance to finally check out coco's again. I dropped in this past Tuesday night / Wednesday morning. (I actually had attempted to drop in the night before really late like after 3 am, but they were closed). I arrived about 1 am. It wasn't really that crowded at all. I got patted down then had to pay a cover $10 I believe which is pretty ridiculous in a slow and late weekday night. I went in and there were dancers and customers, but like I said not too crowded and not a lot of action going on. Seems most of the dudes were just there to chill with their friends and most dancers seemed to be sitting bored or just hanging out not really dancing for anyone. It's been since like 2011 since I was in here so the club seemed a little different than I recall, but not by much. I grabbed a seat by the bar near the mirrors and ordered a beer. This dancer who's name I forgot immediate approached me since nobody else in the club was doing much. She did her best to tease and try to get me to get some dances, but I like to chill a bit before I do anything to scope out the talent overall. She did proposition me about going to the private area, but I decided. She eventually bolted and went elsewhere. She was to my liking just I wasn't really to commit to anything yet and I was a bit more interested in the girl dancing on-stage. After she left I mostly sate unnoticed until the girl I had been eying on stage eventually came over. We chit chatted and turned out I'd seen her at another club before. I did subsequently take her to the "private dance" area and got some dances. After that I went back and sat a bit, but the first chick I saw of the night was nowhere to be seen and the other talent on-hand I wasn't really feeling (well there were 2 others but they were just hanging with dudes the entire time chilling). I did end up getting the number for the dancer I took to the private lap dance area, before I left, but nothing has come of it thus far.

Quick rundown:

It's not the club I recall from years ago that I enjoyed which I suspect has to do with the new management I've read about. It seems overpriced compared to to other strip clubs. $10 cover. To go to the private lap dance area you have to pay the club $20 (for every 4 or so songs) then the dancers prices seem to be all over the map as the dancer I took was freak $25 per song and the first dancer of the night quoted me something similar so in the end you end up paying more per lapdance than most Miami strip clubs which is usually a straight $25 per song. Maybe the dancers charge whatever rate per song they want which is possible but I don't see myself visiting here again soon. I guess I know now why nobody else was going to the private lap dance area LOL. Also note there is a different between the lap dance area and the real VIP which I was quoted some absurb numbers for that like $500 type absurd LOL.

[Tiger Guy X]

First time poster.

I made my way to Bare Necessity in South Miami and got a number of this fine ass Latina spinner for whom shall remain nameless, sorry pals! Moving on. I called her up and met her at the local no-tell motel and went from there. Spoke a few times to coordinate, but simple meet up. And she was fucking hot, more so than I remember. Now Bare isn't know for having top shelf honeys but sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. I think I got on her sweet side by telling her how out of place she was at this dump, she was a solid 8. 5 among a field of 3-4's. Maybe this was just by comparison? No! She was still an 8. 5 when I saw her in broad daylight!

So she entered the room (I was going to say came in the room, but that didn't happen yet) and greeted with a nice LFK. We talked for a minute but I couldn't even think straight watching her undress. Damn! Nice tight c-cups and a thong that got lost up in that Cuban booty! Needless to say, I was done talking. Time to lie down for a nap and get into dream mode.

Started of the dream with a BBBJ, full shaft and took care of the boys too. Almost lost it watching that fine ass in the mirror above but held on for the good stuff (better stuff? Next was some covered RCG, missionary, then some. Some. NOPE, that was it! Couldn't contain myself anymore. Couldn't hold it. Hell, didn't want to hold it anymore, I wanted that rush! But wait, did I mention I bought in for the full hour? Yup, still time for some more action. So, of course, we chatted a bit about life and existentialism and politics and such. Yeah right, we watched the free porn and planned our next activities. Unfortunately though, those next activities would have to happen next time, I was spent. Had no more in me, literally and figuratively! So until next time.

Peace!I also checked out this spot earlier this week again since it's the closest strip club to where I live I pop in ever so often. I probably know the new Latina dancer you're mentioning as this was the first time I've seen her in my few trips to this place since I moved here.

During this trip I did see 2 new girls (who were new to me at least). One was a cute little Latina with I don't think any tatoos or (not any that I recall) and her body was just very nice. The other newbie to me but who has likely been in the clubs scene a while was another Latina (I believe I saw among her tons of tatoos a cuban flag). This chick was covered in tattoos. Her body was nice, but all the tattoos were a bit distracting. I did like some of her dances moves. Now this trip to this club really sucked though LOL. There was this one guy just buying drinks and hanging out with the 2 newbies (to me at least) so the only time they left was when they went on-stage and to do their tip walk. That is when I got to very briefly converse with each of the newbies. The bs was the tatted out newbie I was like come back and give me a dance and this chick was like I'm hanging out with that guy over there who's buying me all the free drinks I want so I'll come back when I'm done. I was like ok. Needless to say a few minutes afterwards I bolted as the other talent on-hand I'd seen plenty of times and my 2 favs weren't there. I guess that goes to show drinking and getting a buzz is more import to some dancers LOL. At least I only spent about $20 that trip there LOL.

[Mikkeey]

Hi I want to hit a strip club tonight and tomorrow night any recommendation. I am staying in Coopers city. I want a club with FS available I want to bring a stripper back to my hotel. Please provide stage names when replying. I will really appreciate.

[Colombian26]

What's her stage name?IDK, I seldom recall there names, just the way they look. But you can't miss her. She is the tallest girl there, with or without heels. And redhead, also the only one.

[DeltaBlack]

I did get a chance to finally check out coco's again. I dropped in this past Tuesday night / Wednesday morning. (I actually had attempted to drop in the night before really late like after 3 am, but they were closed). I arrived about 1 am. It wasn't really that crowded at all. I got patted down then had to pay a cover $10 I believe which is pretty ridiculous in a slow and late weekday night. I went in and there were dancers and customers, but like I said not too crowded and not a lot of action going on. Seems most of the dudes were just there to chill with their friends and most dancers seemed to be sitting bored or just hanging out not really dancing for anyone. It's been since like 2011 since I was in here so the club seemed a little different than I recall, but not by much. I grabbed a seat by the bar near the mirrors and ordered a beer. This dancer who's name I forgot immediate approached me since nobody else in the club was doing much. She did her best to tease and try to get me to get some dances, but I like to chill a bit before I do anything to scope out the talent overall. She did proposition me about going to the private area, but I decided. She eventually bolted and went elsewhere. She was to my liking just I wasn't really to commit to anything yet and I was a bit more interested in the girl dancing on-stage. After she left I mostly sate unnoticed until the girl I had been eying on stage eventually came over. We chit chatted and turned out I'd seen her at another club before. I did subsequently take her to the "private dance" area and got some dances. After that I went back and sat a bit, but the first chick I saw of the night was nowhere to be seen and the other talent on-hand I wasn't really feeling (well there were 2 others but they were just hanging with dudes the entire time chilling). I did end up getting the number for the dancer I took to the private lap dance area, before I left, but nothing has come of it thus far.

Quick rundown:

It's not the club I recall from years ago that I enjoyed which I suspect has to do with the new management I've read about. It seems overpriced compared to to other strip clubs. $10 cover. To go to the private lap dance area you have to pay the club $20 (for every 4 or so songs) then the dancers prices seem to be all over the map as the dancer I took was freak $25 per song and the first dancer of the night quoted me something similar so in the end you end up paying more per lapdance than most Miami strip clubs which is usually a straight $25 per song. Maybe the dancers charge whatever rate per song they want which is possible but I don't see myself visiting here again soon. I guess I know now why nobody else was going to the private lap dance area LOL. Also note there is a different between the lap dance area and the real VIP which I was quoted some absurb numbers for that like $500 type absurd LOL.I went last night, more of a social club that anything, very ghetto, lots of weed smoke.

Not many dancers, mostly stuck up black chicks.

One dancer left with a older white man, she was good looking too.

I think alot of self hate is going on amoung the young black female strippers, they seem to go head over heels to impress older white guys.

I won't go back, complete waste of money.

Still looking for a good stripper for FS once in a while, will continue to look.

Alot of these strippers aren't into this.

[Tiger Guy X]

...I think alot of self hate is going on amoung the young black female strippers, they seem to go head over heels to impress older white guys.I don't think it's related to self hate as much as tunnel vision and playing to the stereotypes of who "has money" which in American society is still deemed to be the old white guy. Before I moved here to Miami from Atlanta I would often see when I went to clubs that leaned black or had a lot of black dancers that they would always flock to the old white guys (as well as any non-black guy that walked in). I would often chuckle to myself when they got dismissed especially when non bothered to approach me yet and I'd be sitting alone. Now I will say though if you're in a predominantly black club any white guy coming in there is obviously into black chicks just like if a dancer is in a predominantly white club any black guy in there is obviously into white women or any black guy in a mostly Latin club is into Latin women so those dancers should be sure to hit up those guys, but not ignore those that don't fit that. Unless they just seem to be hanging with their friends which I personally never do since I'm always alone when I go to clubs.

[Very Scary]

New club just opened in the north miami beach area. Anyone try it out yet? I might have to try out on the night they do 2 for 1 dances. Not a lot of clubs do that anymore.

http://miagold.com/

[Colombian26]

New club just opened in the north miami beach area. Anyone try it out yet? I might have to try out on the night they do 2 for 1 dances. Not a lot of clubs do that anymore.

http://miagold.com/Well all I can say is club is not new. Been there for a good while. Just might be under new management. I am sure other will inform.

[Very Scary]

Well all I can say is club is not new. Been there for a good while. Just might be under new management. I am sure other will inform.Yeah, it was a couple of different clubs before. I think it was black gold last. I guess it's not new new. It's suppose to be different now.

[DeltaBlack]

I don't think it's related to self hate as much as tunnel vision and playing to the stereotypes of who "has money" which in American society is still deemed to be the old white guy. Before I moved here to Miami from Atlanta I would often see when I went to clubs that leaned black or had a lot of black dancers that they would always flock to the old white guys (as well as any non-black guy that walked in). I would often chuckle to myself when they got dismissed especially when non bothered to approach me yet and I'd be sitting alone. Now I will say though if you're in a predominantly black club any white guy coming in there is obviously into black chicks just like if a dancer is in a predominantly white club any black guy in there is obviously into white women or any black guy in a mostly Latin club is into Latin women so those dancers should be sure to hit up those guys, but not ignore those that don't fit that. Unless they just seem to be hanging with their friends which I personally never do since I'm always alone when I go to clubs.Understood.

A friend of mine took something to a hotel from cocos the other day. Strictly outside the club, he got her number and did his thing. Some girls do some don't.

[Tiger Guy X]

I forgot to ask this a week ago during my last strip club outing when I passed by and noticed. Does anyone know what's the deal with Erotica Cabaret formerly Stonewalls as I see it's now closed and there is a big dumpster outside. I'm hoping it's just closed for some sort of remodeling and not closed permanently. Anyone have the inside scoop if so please do tell. I hope to continue to have this as my little hole in the wall spot.

[Skarabajo69]

I forgot to ask this a week ago during my last strip club outing when I passed by and noticed. Does anyone know what's the deal with Erotica Cabaret formerly Stonewalls as I see it's now closed and there is a big dumpster outside. I'm hoping it's just closed for some sort of remodeling and not closed permanently. Anyone have the inside scoop if so please do tell. I hope to continue to have this as my little hole in the wall spot.I just passed by erotica today and there was a note on the door saying that they are closed for renovations, and that they will reopen sometime in June.

[TheRef]

Do any of you know a new-in-town dancer by this name? I met up with briefly and would like to get back in touch. Any help appreciated. I can provide a description and a picture as well if you direct-message me. Thank you, and stay safe.

[Atl For Life]

Quick rundown:

It's not the club I recall from years ago that I enjoyed which I suspect has to do with the new management I've read about. It seems overpriced compared to to other strip clubs. $10 cover. To go to the private lap dance area you have to pay the club $20 (for every 4 or so songs) then the dancers prices seem to be all over the map as the dancer I took was freak $25 per song and the first dancer of the night quoted me something similar so in the end you end up paying more per lapdance than most Miami strip clubs which is usually a straight $25 per song. Maybe the dancers charge whatever rate per song they want which is possible but I don't see myself visiting here again soon. I guess I know now why nobody else was going to the private lap dance area LOL. Also note there is a different between the lap dance area and the real VIP which I was quoted some absurb numbers for that like $500 type absurd LOL.Coco's has been very slow over the past couple of years. I believe there was a shooting a while back and a new management took over after that. The fine talent left and the rest is history.

The spot goes in cycles, so I'm sure it will be up again one of these days.

Dances in the VIP (in the back area) area have always been either $20 or $25. Depending on the season and the girl you can generally get away with a lot there. But nowadays there isn't much going on although the girls would tell you otherwise.

The backroom has a bed and is usually $300 for a full hour. You can negotiate it down to $200 depending on the girl.

[DeltaBlack]

Coco's has been very slow over the past couple of years. I believe there was a shooting a while back and a new management took over after that. The fine talent left and the rest is history.

The spot goes in cycles, so I'm sure it will be up again one of these days.

Dances in the VIP (in the back area) area have always been either $20 or $25. Depending on the season and the girl you can generally get away with a lot there. But nowadays there isn't much going on although the girls would tell you otherwise.

The backroom has a bed and is usually $300 for a full hour. You can negotiate it down to $200 depending on the girl.Cocos doesn't do sex in the back anymore, most those girls aren't going to let you do it, and if you do you have a hook up with the right one who services customers.

I didn't know the backroom was 200 a hour, I'll go and find out today probably, I heard 40 bucks for 3 or 4 songs plus regular tip.

[The Duke]

Stopped by and didn't see zoey, the tall blonde from norway. Wonder if she moved on or changed her schedule? Any 411 ?

[Kingforanight]

I went by Bella's this week for my second time with the first time being a few months ago. It is kind of weird walking in there as there were probably 15 girls working and 3 guys but EVERY single girl except the one dancing had her head down in her phone texting away. They look up briefly to see who walked in then go right back to their phones. In any case got a cocktail at the bar ($10) and begin scoping around. Clearly the 7-10 rated dancers hang out somewhere else but Bellas isn't really known for having the hottest chicks. Also one thing that hasn't changed is that you will get hit up by the last dancer on stage for a tip after every song which can be a little irritating when you are trying to talk to someone else. Eventually I found a fake blonde that seemed up for the time and got a standard table dance which included plenty of roaming on both parts and she was pretty open about enjoying what would happen in the VIP. She started at $$$ and I countered with $. 2. She said the house took $ and she wanted $ and I countered with $. 6 since backpage is never that far away. The negotiations ended and we went our separate ways. I left for a short while and came back and out of nowhere this petite tight non-hispanic blonde walked over and with a hot French accent started a conversation in English. I was stunned to see her and she said she had only been there one day. We immediately got some drinks and after a while went into the beaded bench for the $25 dance. She took off her top and started dancing when the manager popped his head in and told her to put her top back on. What?? I'm pretty sure I've had topless dances in there before so I was confused and she was too. So then I got the mixed vibe about the VIP. She said she wanted $$ which I would have paid if I was sure where the mileage would go. She reiterated she was French and was very open minded but most girls in there will flat tell you what is going to happen. Ultimately I declined but I may have made a mistake so I'm curious if anyone else can comment.

K.

[Tiger Guy X]

I went by Bella's this week for my second time with the first time being a few months ago. It is kind of weird walking in there as there were probably 15 girls working and 3 guys but EVERY single girl except the one dancing had her head down in her phone texting away. They look up briefly to see who walked in then go right back to their phones. In any case got a cocktail at the bar ($10) and begin scoping around. Clearly the 7-10 rated dancers hang out somewhere else but Bellas isn't really known for having the hottest chicks. Also one thing that hasn't changed is that you will get hit up by the last dancer on stage for a tip after every song which can be a little irritating when you are trying to talk to someone else. Eventually I found a fake blonde that seemed up for the time and got a standard table dance which included plenty of roaming on both parts and she was pretty open about enjoying what would happen in the VIP. She started at $$$ and I countered with $. 2. She said the house took $ and she wanted $ and I countered with $. 6 since backpage is never that far away. The negotiations ended and we went our separate ways. I left for a short while and came back and out of nowhere this petite tight non-hispanic blonde walked over and with a hot French accent started a conversation in English. I was stunned to see her and she said she had only been there one day. We immediately got some drinks and after a while went into the beaded bench for the $25 dance. She took off her top and started dancing when the manager popped his head in and told her to put her top back on. What?? I'm pretty sure I've had topless dances in there before so I was confused and she was too. So then I got the mixed vibe about the VIP. She said she wanted $$ which I would have paid if I was sure where the mileage would go. She reiterated she was French and was very open minded but most girls in there will flat tell you what is going to happen. Ultimately I declined but I may have made a mistake so I'm curious if anyone else can comment.

K.I can't comment on the girl, but pretty much 200 is the minimum you can expect to spend for in the club action at Bellas. The "house" does take 100 so that is true so most girls are going to want at least as much as what the house gets.

I'm still new to Miami although I've visited a few times a year the past couple of years prior to my relocation here so I knew this was how clubs work here, but it stills sucks how much the house fee is at Miami clubs. I'm used to like 50 house fee and then you work it out with the dancer. Someone needs to start a movement of lower house fees which I'm sure would lead to more customers doing VIP visits. Hell may they could offer a drinkless VIP option for us light or don't care about drinking customers.

[SubaruWrx]

I can't comment on the girl, but pretty much 200 is the minimum you can expect to spend for in the club action at Bellas. The "house" does take 100 so that is true so most girls are going to want at least as much as what the house gets.

I'm still new to Miami although I've visited a few times a year the past couple of years prior to my relocation here so I knew this was how clubs work here, but it stills sucks how much the house fee is at Miami clubs. I'm used to like 50 house fee and then you work it out with the dancer. Someone needs to start a movement of lower house fees which I'm sure would lead to more customers doing VIP visits. Hell may they could offer a drinkless VIP option for us light or don't care about drinking customers.Tootsies isn't too bad at $75 for the room during the day.

[Lurker X]

Tootsies isn't too bad at $75 for the room during the day.For the seasoned mongers here who were going to El Centro Espanol going back 7 or 8 years ago, the strip club expierence since the closing of that special club just isn't as exciting.

[Pensfan87]

For the seasoned mongers here who were going to El Centro Espanol going back 7 or 8 years ago, the strip club expierence since the closing of that special club just isn't as exciting.EXACTLY! That place was out of control! VIP rooms on the barge! LOL.

[Roamer2]

http://wsvn.com/news/local/woman-charged-with-bribing-miami-dade-police-officer-at-traffic-stop/

Any help would be appreciated if somebody knowledgable about the Miami scene could I'd her.

[NewDude]

For the past few years every time I come into to Miami this was my go to spot. I must now admit that I understand why the native seniors here are not very fond of this club. For you out of towners, do not waste your time hear.

Reason number 1. The damn tip walk is aggravating. I have noticed lately that girls are not even waiting until after their dance. It seems like there is always a roaming pack of chicks asking for tips. I used to think that after their dance set this was normal but I now see that this is just a hustle move and they are taking advantage.

Reason number2. Cover charge and parking fee is higher than any clubs I have been to in sofl. I was charged twenty this past week on top of the bs parking fee. This is higher than tootsies or playmates which has way higher quality girls.

Reason number3. The quality here sucks. I have noticed recently that the one or two hot ones usually are all the club has to offer besides the old, pudgy, or ugly ones that I see dancing.

Reason number 4. Private room prices are also too high for the quality. Again, it may not seem like it but if you are doing privates at Bt's doral you can afford tootsies or just go to playmates. After the parking, entry, tip walk, and room fee you are now paying for a 8-10 at tootsies.

Reason number5. A lot of the Cuban girls here are rude as shit. No thank you's for tips and can be nasty at times if you don't submit to being extorted on their top walk. Playmates and tootsies will get my business from now on.

[Very Scary]

For the past few years every time I come into to Miami this was my go to spot. I must now admit that I understand why the native seniors here are not very fond of this club. For you out of towners, do not waste your time hear.

Reason number 1. The damn tip walk is aggravating. I have noticed lately that girls are not even waiting until after their dance. It seems like there is always a roaming pack of chicks asking for tips. I used to think that after their dance set this was normal but I now see that this is just a hustle move and they are taking advantage.

Reason number2. Cover charge and parking fee is higher than any clubs I have been to in sofl. I was charged twenty this past week on top of the bs parking fee. This is higher than tootsies or playmates which has way higher quality girls.

Reason number3. The quality here sucks. I have noticed recently that the one or two hot ones usually are all the club has to offer besides the old, pudgy, or ugly ones that I see dancing.

Reason number 4. Private room prices are also too high for the quality. Again, it may not seem like it but if you are doing privates at Bt's doral you can afford tootsies or just go to playmates. After the parking, entry, tip walk, and room fee you are now paying for a 8-10 at tootsies.

Reason number5. A lot of the Cuban girls here are rude as shit. No thank you's for tips and can be nasty at times if you don't submit to being extorted on their top walk. Playmates and tootsies will get my business from now on.I stopped going to BT after the night fee became 20 bucks. Most guys already hated dealing with the tip walk so why would they up the fee to get in? The hottest girls there would be average at Tootsies. Even the waitresses are kind of rude if you're not pounding away drinks. There's just no reason to bother with BT.

[Deboinair]

For the past few years every time I come into to Miami this was my go to spot. I must now admit that I understand why the native seniors here are not very fond of this club. For you out of towners, do not waste your time hear.

Reason number 1. The damn tip walk is aggravating. I have noticed lately that girls are not even waiting until after their dance. It seems like there is always a roaming pack of chicks asking for tips. I used to think that after their dance set this was normal but I now see that this is just a hustle move and they are taking advantage.

Reason number2. Cover charge and parking fee is higher than any clubs I have been to in sofl. I was charged twenty this past week on top of the bs parking fee. This is higher than tootsies or playmates which has way higher quality girls.

Reason number3. The quality here sucks. I have noticed recently that the one or two hot ones usually are all the club has to offer besides the old, pudgy, or ugly ones that I see dancing.

Reason number 4. Private room prices are also too high for the quality. Again, it may not seem like it but if you are doing privates at Bt's doral you can afford tootsies or just go to playmates. After the parking, entry, tip walk, and room fee you are now paying for a 8-10 at tootsies.

Reason number5. A lot of the Cuban girls here are rude as shit. No thank you's for tips and can be nasty at times if you don't submit to being extorted on their top walk. Playmates and tootsies will get my business from now on.Probably should sticky this post because it is so accurate. Even before I moved from Miami I stopped going to this money pit. Main reason I ever went after not liking it the first time was because of the god damn traffic off the 826 coming from work. I would get suckered in by not wanting to wait in traffic. Cuban girls I do not miss and did not really like at all anyway. This place is just a waste of money. I always tell people save your time and money and just go to Tootsies. They are the only club that don't do that aggravating tip walk in Miami.

I do like Playmates but would go rarely. Tootsies was my go to spot. Shit to be honest. A lot of the girls end up working there anyway when they stop working at the other strip clubs in Miami.

Once again great and very accurate post.

[NewDude]

Probably should sticky this post because it is so accurate. Even before I moved from Miami I stopped going to this money pit. Main reason I ever went after not liking it the first time was because of the god damn traffic off the 826 coming from work. I would get suckered in by not wanting to wait in traffic. Cuban girls I do not miss and did not really like at all anyway. This place is just a waste of money. I always tell people save your time and money and just go to Tootsies. They are the only club that don't do that aggravating tip walk in Miami.

I do like Playmates but would go rarely. Tootsies was my go to spot. Shit to be honest. A lot of the girls end up working there anyway when they stop working at the other strip clubs in Miami.

Once again great and very accurate post.I checked out Bt's last Wednesday and was turned down on a VIP for 250. This chick wasn't even that hot. I have literally been going to catch a super hot thin Cuban with a perfect azz and almost settled on this chick. I could not get this girl to come off of 300 and after realizing I had spent a hundred on parking entry tip walk and drinks I bailed. I ended up at playmates which had at least four eights. I settled on a nice one named Georgia who gave me the business in the back for 200. This chick fuck the shit out of me and lit the light bulb in my head. Bt's is a nogo.

[Deboinair]

I checked out Bt's last Wednesday and was turned down on a VIP for 250. This chick wasn't even that hot. I have literally been going to catch a super hot thin Cuban with a perfect azz and almost settled on this chick. I could not get this girl to come off of 300 and after realizing I had spent a hundred on parking entry tip walk and drinks I bailed. I ended up at playmates which had at least four eights. I settled on a nice one named Georgia who gave me the business in the back for 200. This chick fuck the shit out of me and lit the light bulb in my head. Bt's is a nogo.Cuban chicks never did anything for me. I mean they are just white girls with big butts with funky accents. LOL I pretty much dealt with the exotic looking women when I lived there.

Wow they have the nerve to turn down money too? I guess maybe there are doing ok for hustling for tipwalks. LOL Yeah too many other options to deal with BT's. Playmates has a few people that used to work at Tootsies there so I can see why they are doing pretty well. I would go there once in a blue, because I am cheap as hell and don't like clubs with tip walks.

[RedBandit3]

Was visiting some friends decided to stop by Playmate's around 8 pm.

Lots of 6-9 talent. Usual tip walk bullshit. During the tip walk ran into this Cuban spinner called herself China. Short dark hair. Wearing denim shorts and a flower tube top. Short, not the biggest tits or ass but still tiny like the spinner type. Gave her a tip and let my hands roam and she didn't complain. Took her back for a dance and once again took the initiative and let my hands roam. She whispered she was up for more.

Ended up repeating, gave the bouncer 1/4 and China 3/4 of $ and ended up with a 3 song CFS in RCG with some BBJ action to start things. Ended up popping with beginning of 4th song.

Later on saw this other Cuban chick Julia? Juliet? Real nice tits. Let my hands roam everywhere during lap dance even got some FIV. Tried to repeat but couldn't get second head back up.

Will definitely visit this club again.

[KWMonger]

Not sure I follow what your total damage was, 75 coins for CFS in RCG with some BBBJ to start? If so you got a deal friend.


Was visiting some friends decided to stop by Playmate's around 8 pm.

Lots of 6-9 talent. Usual tip walk bullshit. During the tip walk ran into this Cuban spinner called herself China. Short dark hair. Wearing denim shorts and a flower tube top. Short, not the biggest tits or ass but still tiny like the spinner type. Gave her a tip and let my hands roam and she didn't complain. Took her back for a dance and once again took the initiative and let my hands roam. She whispered she was up for more.

Ended up repeating, gave the bouncer 1/4 and China 3/4 of $ and ended up with a 3 song CFS in RCG with some BBJ action to start things. Ended up popping with beginning of 4th song.

Later on saw this other Cuban chick Julia? Juliet? Real nice tits. Let my hands roam everywhere during lap dance even got some FIV. Tried to repeat but couldn't get second head back up.

Will definitely visit this club again.

[Colombian26]

Not sure I follow what your total damage was, 75 coins for CFS in RCG with some BBBJ to start? If so you got a deal friend.Bandit,

Can you confirm this. I am sure we all want to know if this is what we understand from your version.

[NewGuy11]

Was visiting some friends decided to stop by Playmate's around 8 pm.

Lots of 6-9 talent. Usual tip walk bullshit. During the tip walk ran into this Cuban spinner called herself China. Short dark hair. Wearing denim shorts and a flower tube top. Short, not the biggest tits or ass but still tiny like the spinner type. Gave her a tip and let my hands roam and she didn't complain. Took her back for a dance and once again took the initiative and let my hands roam. She whispered she was up for more.

Ended up repeating, gave the bouncer 1/4 and China 3/4 of $ and ended up with a 3 song CFS in RCG with some BBJ action to start things. Ended up popping with beginning of 4th song.

Later on saw this other Cuban chick Julia? Juliet? Real nice tits. Let my hands roam everywhere during lap dance even got some FIV. Tried to repeat but couldn't get second head back up.

Will definitely visit this club again.How did you get her to do it for 100, that's cheap. Also, did you hand it to her or to the bouncer?

[Very Scary]

Was driving down Okeechobee this week and it looks like Stonewalls / Erotica Cabaret opened back up. Anyone been in yet?

[Tiger Guy X]

Was driving down Okeechobee this week and it looks like Stonewalls / Erotica Cabaret opened back up. Anyone been in yet?When did you go by? I went by one day last week and thought I saw it open, but when I actually came back a few days later it wasn't open. This was last week I last attempted. If you've seen it open since Fri I'd probably check it out tonight and report back.

[Very Scary]

When did you go by? I went by one day last week and thought I saw it open, but when I actually came back a few days later it wasn't open. This was last week I last attempted. If you've seen it open since Fri I'd probably check it out tonight and report back.Sunday. There were cars parked there and a sign says "girls, girls, girls". Didn't have time to stop in.

[Tiger Guy X]

Sunday. There were cars parked there and a sign says "girls, girls, girls". Didn't have time to stop in.I ended up swinging by last night and they were open unlike the last time I attempted to go last week. The inside looks A LOT better now. They seem to have modeled things after Bella's interior. There is now a lot more seating, the stage has been redone, new light, the bathrooms redone and can be used without feeling you need to immediately go take a shower LOL, the bar area, new lights, and some other touchups. The bad part is that word isn't really out much that they are now back open as they only had 3 girls working last night. Yes 3 girls and most of them were either sitting with someone when they weren't on-stage and not really asking the few dudes in the place if we wanted dances. I stayed for about 1 hour and then bounced. I look forward to things picking up in the future though.

[Denny7]

Hi all,

First time post here so go easy on me.

My buddy and I are flying in from Scotland and Ireland to Miami in a month for a weekend over labor day, maybe the weekend after. We are primarily coming to drink and party, but we really want to check out some strip clubs as they are a huge novelty, I just had a few questions to make the most of our trip and not get ripped off as we're no big ballers like many who visit Miami but we don't mind spend a little bit to have some fun.

So we were definately going to go to tootsies, if only for the novelty of going to a huge strip club like that, I hear the food is excellent too. I heard you are able to touch, is that true? Does anyone have any experience / advice for going to tootsies, we read it is 200 bucks for a bottle, so we were thinking about doing that and getting a table, there were options to sit down stair and upstairs, does anyone know the pros and cons to both?

As far as strip clubs in general:

How much is a lap dance? The general going rate for a girl doing it at your table and for going to a private room (we don't want to get ripped off).

Are you allowed to touch, is there "extras" ?

Can anyone reccommend some good alternatives to tootsies, we'll either be staying on the beach or very central / downtown.

I would appreciate any help. I am currently reading through a couple of these posts on this thread and they're making for very interesting reads.

So thanks a lot.

Tim.

[BrownSteel89]

If you read the reviews on here going back a few weeks, you will find out most of the information that you want to know about Tootsies. You say that you've read and heard about a few things already so it sounds like you know the ropes. You will definitely enjoy yourself.


Hi all,

First time post here so go easy on me.

My buddy and I are flying in from Scotland and Ireland to Miami in a month for a weekend over labor day, maybe the weekend after. We are primarily coming to drink and party, but we really want to check out some strip clubs as they are a huge novelty, I just had a few questions to make the most of our trip and not get ripped off as we're no big ballers like many who visit Miami but we don't mind spend a little bit to have some fun.

So we were definately going to go to tootsies, if only for the novelty of going to a huge strip club like that, I hear the food is excellent too. I heard you are able to touch, is that true? Does anyone have any experience / advice for going to tootsies, we read it is 200 bucks for a bottle, so we were thinking about doing that and getting a table, there were options to sit down stair and upstairs, does anyone know the pros and cons to both?

As far as strip clubs in general:

How much is a lap dance? The general going rate for a girl doing it at your table and for going to a private room (we don't want to get ripped off).

Are you allowed to touch, is there "extras" ?

Can anyone reccommend some good alternatives to tootsies, we'll either be staying on the beach or very central / downtown.

I would appreciate any help. I am currently reading through a couple of these posts on this thread and they're making for very interesting reads.

So thanks a lot.

Tim.

[Very Scary]

Hi all,

First time post here so go easy on me.

My buddy and I are flying in from Scotland and Ireland to Miami in a month for a weekend over labor day, maybe the weekend after. We are primarily coming to drink and party, but we really want to check out some strip clubs as they are a huge novelty, I just had a few questions to make the most of our trip and not get ripped off as we're no big ballers like many who visit Miami but we don't mind spend a little bit to have some fun.

So we were definately going to go to tootsies, if only for the novelty of going to a huge strip club like that, I hear the food is excellent too. I heard you are able to touch, is that true? Does anyone have any experience / advice for going to tootsies, we read it is 200 bucks for a bottle, so we were thinking about doing that and getting a table, there were options to sit down stair and upstairs, does anyone know the pros and cons to both?

As far as strip clubs in general:

How much is a lap dance? The general going rate for a girl doing it at your table and for going to a private room (we don't want to get ripped off).

Are you allowed to touch, is there "extras" ?

Can anyone reccommend some good alternatives to tootsies, we'll either be staying on the beach or very central / downtown.

I would appreciate any help. I am currently reading through a couple of these posts on this thread and they're making for very interesting reads.

So thanks a lot.

Tim.Yes, you can touch the girls. How much you can touch depends on the girl. I've made out with strippers in the lap dance room. I've even had my thumb in one's ass. It just depends on the girl. If you get a bottle definitely go upstairs. The girls spend a lot of time up there because that's where the money is. If you're downstairs I like to stay in the back, that way you'll be able to see all the dancers and call over the one you want. It's had to get a girl when you're sitting at the tables downstairs.

Lap dances are 25/ song in the room and 10/ song at the table. As far as champagne room extras, you can have FS or just a CBJ. I've had girls name prices from 200-400. Depends on how attractive the girl is and how desperate she is to make money if it's a slow night. The 400 girl can usually be talked down to 300. Add that to the room cost for 30 minutes (downstairs is 75 day /100 night upstairs 100 day /125 night).

Alternatives to tootsies would be club club e11 ven, but everything there cost more.

[Deboinair]

I ended up swinging by last night and they were open unlike the last time I attempted to go last week. The inside looks A LOT better now. They seem to have modeled things after Bella's interior. There is now a lot more seating, the stage has been redone, new light, the bathrooms redone and can be used without feeling you need to immediately go take a shower LOL, the bar area, new lights, and some other touchups. The bad part is that word isn't really out much that they are now back open as they only had 3 girls working last night. Yes 3 girls and most of them were either sitting with someone when they weren't on-stage and not really asking the few dudes in the place if we wanted dances. I stayed for about 1 hour and then bounced. I look forward to things picking up in the future though.Haven't been to Stonewall in years. May have to check it out when I'm back in town. I'll forward to more reports regarding the talent. Every time I went I only saw 1 or 2 girls tops that I liked. I wonder if this renovation would bring in more talent.

[Denny7]

Yes, you can touch the girls. How much you can touch depends on the girl. I've made out with strippers in the lap dance room. I've even had my thumb in one's ass. It just depends on the girl. If you get a bottle definitely go upstairs. The girls spend a lot of time up there because that's where the money is. If you're downstairs I like to stay in the back, that way you'll be able to see all the dancers and call over the one you want. It's had to get a girl when you're sitting at the tables downstairs.

Lap dances are 25/ song in the room and 10/ song at the table. As far as champagne room extras, you can have FS or just a CBJ. I've had girls name prices from 200-400. Depends on how attractive the girl is and how desperate she is to make money if it's a slow night. The 400 girl can usually be talked down to 300. Add that to the room cost for 30 minutes (downstairs is 75 day /100 night upstairs 100 day /125 night).

Alternatives to tootsies would be club club e11 ven, but everything there cost more.Hey mate really appreciate the response.

We will probably go on a Friday and get bottle service. We were thinking of showing up before 8 though, so wondering if it made sense to make use of the free entry, explore the downstairs, order a couple half off old fashioneds and then approach the bar about the bottle service after an hour or two!!

Do you know what bottles are included in the 250 (extra 50 for the upstairs?) - and also upstairs do you have a good view of that stage. That was my main worry!!

I like the idea of it being a little more quiet, as I'm guessing on a Friday night the downstairs gets very very busy! - I think we're planning on staying here through the night! So if we finish one bottle do we get kicked from the VIP section and our table, like some clubs do?

Any other tips for when we're there. I've not really been to a strippers before, but my friend has and he is thinking about making use of their "full services" so any tips with that would be hugely helpful.

Thanks so much, once again.

[Very Scary]

Hey mate really appreciate the response.

We will probably go on a Friday and get bottle service. We were thinking of showing up before 8 though, so wondering if it made sense to make use of the free entry, explore the downstairs, order a couple half off old fashioneds and then approach the bar about the bottle service after an hour or two!!

Do you know what bottles are included in the 250 (extra 50 for the upstairs?) - and also upstairs do you have a good view of that stage. That was my main worry!!

I like the idea of it being a little more quiet, as I'm guessing on a Friday night the downstairs gets very very busy! - I think we're planning on staying here through the night! So if we finish one bottle do we get kicked from the VIP section and our table, like some clubs do?

Any other tips for when we're there. I've not really been to a strippers before, but my friend has and he is thinking about making use of their "full services" so any tips with that would be hugely helpful.

Thanks so much, once again.If you plan to stay all night then going before 8 is fine. You get to see the day shift and the night shift. The day girls start leaving around 8, some do stay there all night. The night girls start coming in around 10. Friday would be the best night to go because the most girls will be there. Fridays and Saturdays are the only days they open the 3rd stage. If you to get VIP you won't get kicked out after the bottle is done. They give you a wristbands and you can come and go as you please. The view is great from upstairs if you sit at one of the sofas that over look the entire club. You can pretty much see all 3 stages from up there.

If you guys do decided to get a room with one of the girls make sure you know what you're getting before paying. Some girls will try to trick you and you'll end up paying 300 fir just a lap dance. Make sure you're getting sex.

[Very Scary]

If you plan to stay all night then going before 8 is fine. You get to see the day shift and the night shift. The day girls start leaving around 8, some do stay there all night. The night girls start coming in around 10. Friday would be the best night to go because the most girls will be there. Fridays and Saturdays are the only days they open the 3rd stage. If you to get VIP you won't get kicked out after the bottle is done. They give you a wristbands and you can come and go as you please. The view is great from upstairs if you sit at one of the sofas that over look the entire club. You can pretty much see all 3 stages from up there.

If you guys do decided to get a room with one of the girls make sure you know what you're getting before paying. Some girls will try to trick you and you'll end up paying 300 fir just a lap dance. Make sure you're getting sex.I forgot one thing. Before 7 pm you can actually go into the VIP areas for free. So if you get there early enough you can check it out to see if you want to spend the money to stay up there.

[Denny7]

I forgot one thing. Before 7 pm you can actually go into the VIP areas for free. So if you get there early enough you can check it out to see if you want to spend the money to stay up there.Thank you, brother!

Apperciate the invaluable information.

How about Club Lexx / Climaxx??

We want to see some black booty, we were thinking of going during the day time, because we we're a couple of pasty white boys not from the states, so figure it would be safer. Whats the low-down for this place?

Appreciate it mate.

[Very Scary]

Thank you, brother!

Apperciate the invaluable information.

How about Club Lexx / Climaxx??

We want to see some black booty, we were thinking of going during the day time, because we we're a couple of pasty white boys not from the states, so figure it would be safer. Whats the low-down for this place?

Appreciate it mate.I don't know too much about the black strip clubs. Not really my thing. Maybe another member will help you out with that.

There's a pretty popular black strip club 2 blocks away from Tootsies called "The Office". You could check that out if you don't want to do too much driving around.

[PeachPapi]

Don't be scared to go to Club Lexx at night. The security up there is top notch.

The area may seem sketchy but as long as you mind your own business you'll be fine.

The night shift offers better dancers in my opinion.

Entree fee is $10 (sometimes higher on the weekend).

Table dances are $5 each (fully nude), private area is $10 (topless only and it's not that private).

Extras are not available in the club but takeout is available depending on the dancer.


Thank you, brother!

Apperciate the invaluable information.

How about Club Lexx / Climaxx??

We want to see some black booty, we were thinking of going during the day time, because we we're a couple of pasty white boys not from the states, so figure it would be safer. Whats the low-down for this place?

Appreciate it mate.

[TiPapou]

Don't be scared to go to Club Lexx at night. The security up there is top notch.

The area may seem sketchy but as long as you mind your own business you'll be fine.

The night shift offers better dancers in my opinion.

Entree fee is $10 (sometimes higher on the weekend).

Table dances are $5 each (fully nude), private area is $10 (topless only and it's not that private).

Extras are not available in the club but takeout is available depending on the dancer.I've had extra there about 10 years ago. Damn time flies! It was during the day shift (slim picking). I was really surprised. I believe it was 1. 50. It was my first time getting extra at a strip club, so it was exhilarating. I went back for more (another stripper) but no luck. I haven't been back since.

[FlaBrother]

It's back open and in full swing. Slid thru for about an hour over the weekend. Girls were 5-7's. That's what I like, not to pretty and spoiled but fine enough to enjoy. Plus I like them with a little extra meat with wide hips. Was offered VIP, $ for the house and $ for the girl. My friend said no bc he doesn't pay more than $. 5 total. I sat back and enjoyed the scenery, drinks, and flirting / rubbing all over the the latina mamis.

[Atl For Life]

Cocos doesn't do sex in the back anymore, most those girls aren't going to let you do it, and if you do you have a hook up with the right one who services customers.

I didn't know the backroom was 200 a hour, I'll go and find out today probably, I heard 40 bucks for 3 or 4 songs plus regular tip.This isn't the normal VIP area in the back. It's actually a room with a bed. You generally have to buy a bottle of champagne ($50 or $75 depending on the night) and you can go back there. Only a handful of girls will tell you about that room.

[NoHaloHere]

I like Bella's Cabaret. I was there on Sunday night the first week in August and it was packed. Alot of customers. The some of the girls must be new to the biz, because they were hanging out in a group by the dj booth, and not mixing much. Some hot, some not. I didn't see anyone go to the back VIP or downstairs VIP. Not even the beaded curtain lap dance couches. That VIP behind the DJ used to be so busy they had to reupholster the cushions. On a previous visit to the VIP a few months ago, my new lady friend got a towel to put over the cracks in the vinyl cushion cover so it didn't pinch her bare ass. I read in this forum that one guy getting a lap dance had the manager tell the girl to put her top back on. WTF, the titties usually come out to play the first song, and the lady has her hands in MY lap. I hope this is not a change in policy.

And what's up with the hookah's? Do you get a buzz off that stuff? What is it?

The experienced ladies will just hit you up to talk for while, no pressure, either the bartender or the barmaids will come by and ask you if you want to buy the girl a drink ($25). But they do have the tip walk. The way I handle it, I give them a buck and if they've got a smokin bod, when they're on the stage I break from the girl I'm talking to tip them some more. That Sunday night in August I was there from about 2 am till they turned the lights up and were closing. I wasn't drinking much, I wanted to talk to some of the ladies to see who I could collect digits from for future appointments elsewhere. I like to get a look at the goods before hand. I've enjoyed the VIP room it's always been no problem, no interruption. I've always experienced 100 for the house and anywhere from 120 to 180 for the girl. Every time I've been VIP, even with a limited english lady, when those curtains close, the dress and / or g-string come right off and they want to know if I have a hat for johnny. It seems that every time, my lady and I are the only two in the VIP area. I'd like to hit it with a hottie when the booths have other couples getting busy, just to see what the noise level is, if you know what I mean.

Is Bart still managing the place at night? The old guy with the thick glasses and gray hair. I haven't seen him lately. Also, I think that they change bartenders all the time. I used to trade jokes with one tatted up hottie behind the bar, but she's not there anymore.

[FrankieFastNut]

Cuban chicks never did anything for me..LOL.

I see you're still avoiding those Cuban clubs.

Sorry for the very long hiatus fellas,. I have been going to different clubs almost every weekend, which is why I love Miami because every few weeks there will be new talent starting, some are pros from Latin america, some are just there for a year to make money for school, and some just need the cash to feed their kids etc. So I know every Miami club inside and out.

I agree tip walking is the most annoying thing about clubs, I still go to tip walk clubs but I don't give tips to any girl that is too foward like "papi a tip for my dance" no, I tell them them to at least jiggle their tits on my face or let me get a nice handful of ass, or if I think she's really hot I tell her to show me her box and play with it a little. You know I need to get my dollars worth because your beauty isn't just going to cut it hoe LOL.

Now to avoid tip walks the best clubs would be Scarlett's, E11 even, Wonderland, Dean's Gold, Tootsies, and Cheetahs.

Everywhere else you will face the dreaded Tip Walk. (Stir Crazy, Showgirls, Bare necessities, Playmates, BTs Sunset, Booby Trap Doral, PTs, Pink Pony, Bellas, Erotica, I think that's all here in Miami).

I don't know about black clubs because that's not my scene so I can't help you there.

My Pro tip, instead of giving her a dollar tip or taking her to the lap dance room for $25, always ask the chick if the club does nude table dances, that usually only runs $10. I think that's the best offer they have because as long as you are not shy about people near you staring at you and your dancer you can get to touch her nude body for the length of a song out in the open though, and you can ask for her digits after about two or three songs or a good conversation.

Trust me I usually do about 6 songs table dancing with a girl I really want to see outside, so this comes out to $60 and if I were to do 6 songs lap dancing that's $150. So for $60 I'm talking, touching, drinking, smoking, and breaking the ice etc. If it takes more songs to get digits from a shy girl or hard to get girl, fine that's only $10 each.

If worse comes to worse, and she's afraid of giving her digits out in the open in front of bouncers and managers I tell her fine let's do 1 song in the lap dance room but I need your number for sure. And it's a done deal fellas.

My WhatsApp is full of hoez from different clubs and yes you can get them cheaper outside than inside the champagne. $$ is the most I pay for chicks outside, so negotiate. If you have $ tell them all you need is half hour etc. I like this method better than the risky bait and switch Backpage.

I will try to post back soon. Message me fellow mongers for any tips and tricks, recommendations etc.

Nice reading from you again deboinair.

[PGibbons]

LOL.

I see you're still avoiding those Cuban clubs.

Sorry for the very long hiatus fellas,. I have been going to different clubs almost every weekend, which is why I love Miami because every few weeks there will be new talent starting, some are pros from Latin america, some are just there for a year to make money for school, and some just need the cash to feed their kids etc. So I know every Miami club inside and out.

I agree tip walking is the most annoying thing about clubs, I still go to tip walk clubs but I don't give tips to any girl that is too foward like "papi a tip for my dance" no, I tell them them to at least jiggle their tits on my face or let me get a nice handful of ass, or if I think she's really hot I tell her to show me her box and play with it a little. You know I need to get my dollars worth because your beauty isn't just going to cut it hoe LOL.

Now to avoid tip walks the best clubs would be Scarlett's, E11 even, Wonderland, Dean's Gold, Tootsies, and Cheetahs.

Everywhere else you will face the dreaded Tip Walk. (Stir Crazy, Showgirls, Bare necessities, Playmates, BTs Sunset, Booby Trap Doral, PTs, Pink Pony, Bellas, Erotica, I think that's all here in Miami).

I don't know about black clubs because that's not my scene so I can't help you there.

My Pro tip, instead of giving her a dollar tip or taking her to the lap dance room for $25, always ask the chick if the club does nude table dances, that usually only runs $10. I think that's the best offer they have because as long as you are not shy about people near you staring at you and your dancer you can get to touch her nude body for the length of a song out in the open though, and you can ask for her digits after about two or three songs or a good conversation.

Trust me I usually do about 6 songs table dancing with a girl I really want to see outside, so this comes out to $60 and if I were to do 6 songs lap dancing that's $150. So for $60 I'm talking, touching, drinking, smoking, and breaking the ice etc. If it takes more songs to get digits from a shy girl or hard to get girl, fine that's only $10 each.

If worse comes to worse, and she's afraid of giving her digits out in the open in front of bouncers and managers I tell her fine let's do 1 song in the lap dance room but I need your number for sure. And it's a done deal fellas.

My WhatsApp is full of hoez from different clubs and yes you can get them cheaper outside than inside the champagne. $$ is the most I pay for chicks outside, so negotiate. If you have $ tell them all you need is half hour etc. I like this method better than the risky bait and switch Backpage.

I will try to post back soon. Message me fellow mongers for any tips and tricks, recommendations etc.

Nice reading from you again deboinair.What place do you recommend down south? Appreciate your advice, getting back into the bar game.

[FrankieFastNut]

What place do you recommend down south? Appreciate your advice, getting back into the bar game.There's about 5 clubs down south. All of them can be reached by taking US1, I recommend you check them out in this order.

1. Playmates.

2. BTs Sunset.

3. Showgirls.

4. Stir Crazy.

5. Bare Necessity.

Playmates is my top choice in that area for several reasons, the cover is cheap $5 and no parking fee, the girls are plentiful Thurs-Sun nights a good 50 girls, full friction and 85-90% of the girls offer FS, many of the girls are 7+, the area is safe.

Cons about this place, tip walk is a big downer. Many girls will come at you in swarms one after another asking for tip. In about 10 minutes time expect 3 to 4 girls asking you for a tip. Another con is that the club lost its diversity, about 5 years ago you would find Dominicans, Argentinans, Brazilians, Colombians, Venezuelans, Puerto Ricans, White Chicks, Black Chicks, even some ASIANS! Etc. Nowadays all you get is 90% Cuban girls. So if you are into Cubans this club is for you. Final negative would be the high balling from most chicks, a lot of these girls know that Coral Gables is a city with big money, So they will highball you at some ridiculous prices. I remember a few years back there was this gorgeous tall 6 ft blonde Brazilian that had a huge round perfect ass and natural (B) cup titties, she could easily be a Victoria secret model. She only hung out in the VIP section but luckily I got a chance to talk with her, I asked her rates and the hoe said $600 for her. That's ridiculous that's what you would get quoted at Wonderland or E11 even.

Average would be 250 nowadays but can be brought down lower to 200 for her, or even 200 for takeout. But you still have many skinny Cuban girls with no other features than just pretty faces asking for 300 or 400 etc. That's laughable. I literally laugh in their face and send them packing.

BTs- lots of chicks, latinas also mostly Cubans but this club is a little more diverse than Playmates. It gets extremely crowded on weekends where you have to stand sometimes. Small club in an area close to a hood so you do get a lot of ghetto customers, I've seen about 3 ghetto fights in there and one time had shot glasses fly by me and the glass shatter on my clothes LOL. But it's toned down recently as far as violence.

Showgirls- good amount of Cuban tail many with the natural look meaning natural tits and ass, no extreme fake looking body work done. Some diversity like black chicks, and some white girls, Dominican chicks. Its less crowded than BTs, I can't really find any cons about this place other than the girls range from 6's and up.

Stir Crazy- a smaller version of Showgirls. Cons would be smaller girl selection.

Bare Necessity- pretty much like club Erotica in Hialeah but this one is in Kendall. You can get lucky and find a diamond in the rough out of 5's, 6's. Highest you can find there is an 7. 5 LOL. One positive is takeout is extremely easy at this club.

Hope this helps.

[PGibbons]

There's about 5 clubs down south. All of them can be reached by taking US1, I recommend you check them out in this order.

1. Playmates.

2. BTs Sunset.

3. Showgirls.

4. Stir Crazy.

5. Bare Necessity.

Playmates is my top choice in that area for several reasons, the cover is cheap $5 and no parking fee, the girls are plentiful Thurs-Sun nights a good 50 girls, full friction and 85-90% of the girls offer FS, many of the girls are 7+, the area is safe.

Cons about this place, tip walk is a big downer. Many girls will come at you in swarms one after another asking for tip. In about 10 minutes time expect 3 to 4 girls asking you for a tip. Another con is that the club lost its diversity, about 5 years ago you would find Dominicans, Argentinans, Brazilians, Colombians, Venezuelans, Puerto Ricans, White Chicks, Black Chicks, even some ASIANS! Etc. Nowadays all you get is 90% Cuban girls. So if you are into Cubans this club is for you. Final negative would be the high balling from most chicks, a lot of these girls know that Coral Gables is a city with big money, So they will highball you at some ridiculous prices. I remember a few years back there was this gorgeous tall 6 ft blonde Brazilian that had a huge round perfect ass and natural (B) cup titties, she could easily be a Victoria secret model. She only hung out in the VIP section but luckily I got a chance to talk with her, I asked her rates and the hoe said $600 for her. That's ridiculous that's what you would get quoted at Wonderland or E11 even.

Average would be 250 nowadays but can be brought down lower to 200 for her, or even 200 for takeout. But you still have many skinny Cuban girls with no other features than just pretty faces asking for 300 or 400 etc. That's laughable. I literally laugh in their face and send them packing.

BTs- lots of chicks, latinas also mostly Cubans but this club is a little more diverse than Playmates. It gets extremely crowded on weekends where you have to stand sometimes. Small club in an area close to a hood so you do get a lot of ghetto customers, I've seen about 3 ghetto fights in there and one time had shot glasses fly by me and the glass shatter on my clothes LOL. But it's toned down recently as far as violence.

Showgirls- good amount of Cuban tail many with the natural look meaning natural tits and ass, no extreme fake looking body work done. Some diversity like black chicks, and some white girls, Dominican chicks. Its less crowded than BTs, I can't really find any cons about this place other than the girls range from 6's and up.

Stir Crazy- a smaller version of Showgirls. Cons would be smaller girl selection.

Bare Necessity- pretty much like club Erotica in Hialeah but this one is in Kendall. You can get lucky and find a diamond in the rough out of 5's, 6's. Highest you can find there is an 7. 5 LOL. One positive is takeout is extremely easy at this club.

Hope this helps.Thanks for the excellent report! Appreciate the info!

[Joker777]

I used to love Miami strip clubs but in the past 8 years the variety has changed to mostly Cubans. I believe this is due to tougher immigration laws.

The cubans will serve you good if you get one with a decent attitude at most clubs. I go for the older 30-40 years olds as they will let your finger do the walking in a lap dance and give you the digits later. I miss my colombians though. Had a couple of them I would see at the notel years ago but they are gone now. I'm speaking about latinas here as I don't usually go for gringas.

I missed the days of BT doral when traffic was bad you could go in for a quick lap dance and finger a few right at the bar. My rule was if you can grab their pussy than do lap dance, if you could then skies the limit on what happens.

Toosies is the best deal in town before 8 pm, no entance fee, no parking fee and no tip walk.

[Deboinair]

I used to love Miami strip clubs but in the past 8 years the variety has changed to mostly Cubans. I believe this is due to tougher immigration laws.

The cubans will serve you good if you get one with a decent attitude at most clubs. I go for the older 30-40 years olds as they will let your finger do the walking in a lap dance and give you the digits later. I miss my colombians though. Had a couple of them I would see at the notel years ago but they are gone now. I'm speaking about latinas here as I don't usually go for gringas.

I missed the days of BT doral when traffic was bad you could go in for a quick lap dance and finger a few right at the bar. My rule was if you can grab their pussy than do lap dance, if you could then skies the limit on what happens.

Toosies is the best deal in town before 8 pm, no entance fee, no parking fee and no tip walk.This is very true and it was definitely the ICE laws that fucked up the game. I remember when Tootsies had everything from South to Central America in there. Now it's too Cuban. Miami is too Cuban tbh. I never was attracted to them as the other Latinas unless they were mixed or black Cubans which is rare to see. Colombians are and will always be my favorite. The time I lived in Miami, I noticed them moving out by the droves to Broward and Palm Beach counties.

[Deboinair]

LOL.

I see you're still avoiding those Cuban clubs.

Sorry for the very long hiatus fellas,. I have been going to different clubs almost every weekend, which is why I love Miami because every few weeks there will be new talent starting, some are pros from Latin america, some are just there for a year to make money for school, and some just need the cash to feed their kids etc. So I know every Miami club inside and out.

I agree tip walking is the most annoying thing about clubs, I still go to tip walk clubs but I don't give tips to any girl that is too foward like "papi a tip for my dance" no, I tell them them to at least jiggle their tits on my face or let me get a nice handful of ass, or if I think she's really hot I tell her to show me her box and play with it a little. You know I need to get my dollars worth because your beauty isn't just going to cut it hoe LOL.

Now to avoid tip walks the best clubs would be Scarlett's, E11 even, Wonderland, Dean's Gold, Tootsies, and Cheetahs.

Everywhere else you will face the dreaded Tip Walk. (Stir Crazy, Showgirls, Bare necessities, Playmates, BTs Sunset, Booby Trap Doral, PTs, Pink Pony, Bellas, Erotica, I think that's all here in Miami).

I don't know about black clubs because that's not my scene so I can't help you there.

My Pro tip, instead of giving her a dollar tip or taking her to the lap dance room for $25, always ask the chick if the club does nude table dances, that usually only runs $10. I think that's the best offer they have because as long as you are not shy about people near you staring at you and your dancer you can get to touch her nude body for the length of a song out in the open though, and you can ask for her digits after about two or three songs or a good conversation.

Trust me I usually do about 6 songs table dancing with a girl I really want to see outside, so this comes out to $60 and if I were to do 6 songs lap dancing that's $150. So for $60 I'm talking, touching, drinking, smoking, and breaking the ice etc. If it takes more songs to get digits from a shy girl or hard to get girl, fine that's only $10 each.

If worse comes to worse, and she's afraid of giving her digits out in the open in front of bouncers and managers I tell her fine let's do 1 song in the lap dance room but I need your number for sure. And it's a done deal fellas.

My WhatsApp is full of hoez from different clubs and yes you can get them cheaper outside than inside the champagne. $$ is the most I pay for chicks outside, so negotiate. If you have $ tell them all you need is half hour etc. I like this method better than the risky bait and switch Backpage.

I will try to post back soon. Message me fellow mongers for any tips and tricks, recommendations etc.

Nice reading from you again deboinair.C'Mon. Compared to the South American chicks, I can't go Cuban. It's like going from a Bugatti to a Pinto. Ha ha.

$10 dances is EXACTLY how I would get the digits for OTC. In Tootsies there are a few dark corners where you get a little privacy with the dancers for $10. I would do about 3 or 4 songs and get their number. Beats going to VIP for $25. I would only do the $25 when word was out that the chick was doing "more" bjs, hjs, and riding it. For multiple songs of course not just a few.

I've been gone from Miami for almost 2 years and just wanted to pop in and see how things were. Some shit never changes. LOL Good stuff. I'm out in Arizona, better living but the strip clubs suck ass. I don't recommend it. Some pretty girls I mean Miami is way better, but the prices and the shit these bitches say would make you throw them off your lap. Like they want you to treat like gfs or something and extras are way too costly. But other than that I love living out here. I'll be back in Miami for Thanksgiving. We need to link up at Tootsies.

[Joe Pimp]

She had some ginormous tits and would start rubbing your dick during second song third song your little buddy comes out to enjoy the view. Any other girls there provide extra love. If you prefer to PM me that's cool.

[BrownSteel89]

A lot of the women from south america and central america are going north of Miami because they can't make the type of $ that they want. If you look at a lot of the BP ads in broward and west palm, you're starting to see a lot more of the Colombians, Venezuelans, etc posting. Especially in Hollywood. One of my white boy friends has been with quite a few this year & most of them say that they don't like Miami anymore because the guys don't like to pay what they want. Most of them don't even like BBBJ, dfk and some other favors most guys are looking to receive on a date. They want top dollar $ and with the overwhelming amount of women in south florida, it's harder for these women to get. 2 for a date with one pop and no BBBJ. On top of that, most of them don't want to take a chance with the AA / bruthas so imagine how hard is is to make consistent $ on a weekly basis when you have all of these rules and regulations. Times are getting hard and a lot of guys aren't trying to spend top dollar because theres always something else out there for less that looks just as good or with much better service. I actually love the Cuban women because most of them are fine as hell with a good attitude in my opinion and they appreciate $ more than the other latina women from other countries who try to overcharge. Especially Colombian women. Trust me, I lived there over a year. LOL. Cubans will mingle with the bruthas all day as long as they know you're not thugged out or pose some type of threat to them. My favorite is Diamond dolls in pompano and playmates in Miami. I had a cuban chic who was only here for a week in DD's for $125 for the room and 50 for the house. I actually got 4 songs instead of the normal 3 and this was the hottest cuban girl in the club. Never saw her after that week. Kinda think she quit and went south or someone scooped her up and told her to stop working. I hope I run into her again because she probably went back south.

[FrankieFastNut]

C'Mon.

$10 dances is EXACTLY how I would get the digits for OTC. I'm down to hit up Tootsies just hit me up I was literally at Tootsies last night LOL, I had a few chicks taken to the lap dance room. First chick was Persia, she says she's from Dubai but doesn't speak a word of Farsi or Arabic and she has that annoying Kim Kardashian voice and hair LOL. She was slender had nice tits I'd say (D) cups a tight ass and van move very well sensually. She was money hungry though so I sent her packing after one song.

Next chick was an Italian American girl she says she's from Sicily, her name is Jessica. She is tall dark haired, pierced nipples. Full back and some of her rib cage is tattooed. She had a pretty faced down to earth chick conversing about cities she's lived in and countries she's travelled too, and how she likes diving etc. But after seeing so many big tittied hot babes walking around I just couldn't do more than 1 song with her or I'd be missing out.

Next few girls were just table dances one of them I got a nice vibe from she was really loose from alcohol, and had a wild sexuallness to her, she had a nice slim body, wore Jean short shorts, natural (B) cup, and long messy blonde hair with extensions which I hate because you can't pull on her hair doggy LOL. Got her digits for OTC probably test her out Friday if her rates are fair.

I had a great night at Tootsies and ended it even better because I was drunk but managed to flirt with my beautiful waitress, a skinny Red head Puerto Rican with nice natural (C) cups and a soft looking perky ass. She was very outgoing we had a good conversation and I asked if she was single and for her digits, but she has a boyfriend so I couldn't get her number, yet she asked me for my number so that when she is available and away from her bf she would like to hang out one day, I gave it to her. Hopefully I can see her OTC lmao, wish me luck.

[Tiger Guy X]

A lot of the women from south america and central america are going north of Miami because they can't make the type of $ that they want. If you look at a lot of the BP ads in broward and west palm, you're starting to see a lot more of the Colombians, Venezuelans, etc posting. Especially in Hollywood. One of my white boy friends has been with quite a few this year & most of them say that they don't like Miami anymore because the guys don't like to pay what they want. Most of them don't even like BBBJ, dfk and some other favors most guys are looking to receive on a date. They want top dollar $ and with the overwhelming amount of women in south florida, it's harder for these women to get. 2 for a date with one pop and no BBBJ. On top of that, most of them don't want to take a chance with the AA / bruthas so imagine how hard is is to make consistent $ on a weekly basis when you have all of these rules and regulations. Times are getting hard and a lot of guys aren't trying to spend top dollar because theres always something else out there for less that looks just as good or with much better service. I actually love the Cuban women because most of them are fine as hell with a good attitude in my opinion and they appreciate $ more than the other latina women from other countries who try to overcharge. Especially Colombian women. Trust me, I lived there over a year. LOL. Cubans will mingle with the bruthas all day as long as they know you're not thugged out or pose some type of threat to them. My favorite is Diamond dolls in pompano and playmates in Miami. I had a cuban chic who was only here for a week in DD's for $125 for the room and 50 for the house. I actually got 4 songs instead of the normal 3 and this was the hottest cuban girl in the club. Never saw her after that week. Kinda think she quit and went south or someone scooped her up and told her to stop working. I hope I run into her again because she probably went back south.Interesting. I do notice a lot more girls that are intriguing to me in Broward and WPB. Not to mention they post ads in English for us non-spanish speakers and aren't as anti-AA for us professional black gents. Too bad I live in the Coral Gables so that's a bit out of my way. Thank goodness I'm going to Costa Rica in mid Oct where I'll get to be balls deep in some Ticas.

[Joker777]

Made a stop and Tootsies today and scored with a chic I've seen before there. Nice soft body and perky tits. Made small talk and asked her if she's comfortable now with me. Made our way to lap dance room and she's grabbing the boy. Pulls it out and starts grinding. I got two fingers in and her digits. I finally have a hoe to call, just like the old days. This chick is yes Cuban but with a great attitude. Going to see her tomorrow.

Made a small talk with a couple of white chics, Taylor and Presely, both girls were down for $$. Imma try one soon as I got distracted with Lola, a Cuban / Isreal from Michigan with a thick body all natural. I had to have it. For $$. 5, took it back and banged the shit out of her. She is diffenlty a repeat. Natural tits natural ass and tight pussy. Got to love this place.

[Deboinair]

Interesting. I do notice a lot more girls that are intriguing to me in Broward and WPB. Not to mention they post ads in English for us non-spanish speakers and aren't as anti-AA for us professional black gents. Too bad I live in the Coral Gables so that's a bit out of my way. Thank goodness I'm going to Costa Rica in mid Oct where I'll get to be balls deep in some Ticas.As an professional brother I agree. South American chicks I found way more attractive and they definitely tend to speak English more which is a plus. I never really had problems with getting action from the Cuban girls, but I just didn't like most of their attitudes and choppy English. I'd recommend Colombia over Costa Rica though. Lot of American white guys tend to overpay and spoil the Ticas over there.

[Deboinair]

I'm down to hit up Tootsies just hit me up I was literally at Tootsies last night LOL,

I had a great night at Tootsies and ended it even better because I was drunk but managed to flirt with my beautiful waitress, a skinny Red head Puerto Rican with nice natural (C) cups and a soft looking perky ass. She was very outgoing we had a good conversation and I asked if she was single and for her digits, but she has a boyfriend so I couldn't get her number, yet she asked me for my number so that when she is available and away from her bf she would like to hang out one day, I gave it to her. Hopefully I can see her OTC lmao, wish me luck.I'll hit you up for sure. Tootsies is the best club in Miami IMO. Playmates is second even though they have the tip walk which I don't like, they do keep some good looking broads in there. It's task to get those waitress for action. I mean all the years I've gone to Tootsies I bagged 2 and one bartender. They tend to stay having bfs. But the flip side is if you just hang out with them when the other staff goes out. I need that numerous times and got with civilian girls. I truly do miss Tootsies. Ha ha.

[Tiger Guy X]

As an professional brother I agree. South American chicks I found way more attractive and they definitely tend to speak English more which is a plus. I never really had problems with getting action from the Cuban girls, but I just didn't like most of their attitudes and choppy English. I'd recommend Colombia over Costa Rica though. Lot of American white guys tend to overpay and spoil the Ticas over there.I've been to Costa Rica twice previously although both times in the past 1. 5 years so I have no inisight into what the glory days of CR were. I've heard a lot about how guys down there are overpaying CR girls which is making it not such a good bargain as it was. I was actually hoping to go to Colombia or the Dominican Republic for the first time instead of CR, but I had to settle for CR since it was a bit last minute and the flight was a deal. Colombia is definitely tops on my list of places to go and I'm aiming to go for a birthday trip in the first quarter of 2017.

[Deboinair]

I've been to Costa Rica twice previously although both times in the past 1. 5 years so I have no inisight into what the glory days of CR were. I've heard a lot about how guys down there are overpaying CR girls which is making it not such a good bargain as it was. I was actually hoping to go to Colombia or the Dominican Republic for the first time instead of CR, but I had to settle for CR since it was a bit last minute and the flight was a deal. Colombia is definitely tops on my list of places to go and I'm aiming to go for a birthday trip in the first quarter of 2017.Make sure you get to Colombia. One of the reasons I like it is because less Americans go there.

I would just forget about DR. The hay day was destroyed in an effort to clean it up so cruise ships can go there.

So looks like Tootsies still reign supreme. I know diamond dolls still has to be great too.

Has anybody been to Booby Trap in Pompano? I didn't get to see it when they remodeled.

[Joker777]

Make sure you get to Colombia. One of the reasons I like it is because less Americans go there.

I would just forget about DR. The hay day was destroyed in an effort to clean it up so cruise ships can go there.

So looks like Tootsies still reign supreme. I know diamond dolls still has to be great too.

Has anybody been to Booby Trap in Pompano? I didn't get to see it when they remodeled.I was there about 4 or so months ago, been wanting to visit. When I was there the crown was rough and the girls were sleazy -just as I like. They give you a free burger or something with the entrance fee or when you buy a drink, can't remember, so I gave it to a small frame white chic with that basicaly sat with my finger in her has she ate and told me stories about how much she like to eat pussy. Same night o got a dance from a coco skin Latina that was nice and willing. Going to go back soon. I prefer this club over DD in that area do to the sleazyness of the girls.

[Deboinair]

I was there about 4 or so months ago, been wanting to visit. When I was there the crown was rough and the girls were sleazy -just as I like. They give you a free burger or something with the entrance fee or when you buy a drink, can't remember, so I gave it to a small frame white chic with that basicaly sat with my finger in her has she ate and told me stories about how much she like to eat pussy. Same night o got a dance from a coco skin Latina that was nice and willing. Going to go back soon. I prefer this club over DD in that area do to the sleazyness of the girls.Definitely familiar with the sleeziness. They would have a few pretty freaks there once in awhile.

But they were adding a second floor before I left. I was wondering if any body went there and how it looked.

[JohnyBlaze]

Hello fellas.

So last night I was free and foundmyself in a tittybar mood. Now I only goto the titty bars at tootsies and to watch fights never really been into spending and not nutting one out.

So its been over 6 years since I had been to porkys 2 ,now known as bellas cabaret.

Entrance was $20 and included 2 beers and entry to VIP downstairs and main stage upstairs.

Immediately I notice its a lot nicer looking than under former name. It feels like you are in a hood club in a south american country. I spot the girls and man were there some hugefking booty cubanas and others. I get approached by a black girl so I sample her table dance damage 10 and she would grab the stick througout it.

There were only a handful of chicks I wouldn't fk either too skinny or one who literally was all gut no butt. The other 10+ ratchet latinas turned me on so nicely. I had my eye the whole time on a bleached blonde sexy cubana with lovely booty. She played hard to get but again she took table dance offer and I roamed her body. Quality I'm sure she could have charged 2 bills on BP.

Oddly enough what turns me on the most about the place is the girls are no stuck up with the exception of the sexy cuban one. The rest have bad bolt on jobs, fresh c section scar, one even had a fresh tummy tuck mark. Another one had bullet marks on her shoulder no problemo.

Finally a sexy thick assed pretty faced tall mulatto girl made her way to me. Took 2 table dances from her free roaming everywhere. Talked but the damn waitresses were trying to cck block me the whole night and rubbing up on me I'm here for the strippers!

Asked mulatto if she works outside of here got the only if I know you blahblah on my off time we can get on time. Took her digi real quick before getting harrssed. Will be setting that up this week. All in all good exp diff than SW hunting but for total of $80 with 4 beers 5 quality dances and a hoes #. Will be going back soon until I can sample Cuba the island!

[Joker777]

Asked mulatto if she works outside of here got the only if I know you blahblah on my off time we can get on time. Took her digi real quick before getting harrssed. Will be setting that up this week. All in all good exp diff than SW hunting but for total of $80 with 4 beers 5 quality dances and a hoes #.

Thanks for the info, have not been there in over 10 years, but the first time I sample, scored with chick, was in this club when it was porkys, I remember the basement VIP section. Its in a rough area so I;ll have to dress the occasion. You got to love them ratchet latinas.

[JohnyBlaze]

Def a rough area but never felt unsafe.

First time I went to this club I was 18 and got over an hour free lapdance from the sexiest thick dominicana at the time. Got her ******* and we talked but this was before I knew how to handle chics.

Also I wore basketball shorts with no undies so I cpuld get maximum dry humpability. Def will be going by again soon. Stay safe!

[KingJean]

Which one of these clubs have sexy dancers that will consider doing EXTRA.

The Body (Secrets) , The Lexxx (Climax) , Cocos.

[NewDude]

Stopped in Saturday and visited a few clubs to get my fix. First up was playmates. I saw Georgia from last time and she wanted to do another room but I like my variety. There was a Columbian there that was a perfect 10 but I could not get any time with her. There were two other blondes there but I don't think they dig black guys. They would ignore all the black guys and brown Hispanics. Did a dance with a tall Cuban with big titles and an awesome ass. Wanted to do a private room but she wouldn't come off 300 so I left her hanging. The highlight of the night was a thin pole dancing expert who seemed to think she new me from an earlier time. I think her name is ICY to be sure. We went back for some dances and she got super freaky in the dance area. I.

Had to stop this chick from putting mini me in without a raincoat. This chick tried twice to give me the business bare. I resisted and she managed to finish me off in other ways without going to the champagne room. If anyone knows her please give me some details. Tootsies was lame this visit. Some hot Cubans but it seems like the paler they are the more likely they don't give a black or brown man the time of day. Did dances with a few cool chicks but nothing memorable. Question for you guys, are some Cuban chicks in the states biased against blacks? I know certain black girls at tootsies hunt white guys and disregard black dudes but are some Cubans the same?

[Deboinair]

Stopped in Saturday and visited a few clubs to get my fix. First up was playmates. I saw Georgia from last time and she wanted to do another room but I like my variety. There was a Columbian there that was a perfect 10 but I could not get any time with her. There were two other blondes there but I don't think they dig black guys. They would ignore all the black guys and brown Hispanics. Did a dance with a tall Cuban with big titles and an awesome ass. Wanted to do a private room but she wouldn't come off 300 so I left her hanging. The highlight of the night was a thin pole dancing expert who seemed to think she new me from an earlier time. I think her name is ICY to be sure. We went back for some dances and she got super freaky in the dance area. I.

Had to stop this chick from putting mini me in without a raincoat. This chick tried twice to give me the business bare. I resisted and she managed to finish me off in other ways without going to the champagne room. If anyone knows her please give me some details. Tootsies was lame this visit. Some hot Cubans but it seems like the paler they are the more likely they don't give a black or brown man the time of day. Did dances with a few cool chicks but nothing memorable. Question for you guys, are some Cuban chicks in the states biased against blacks? I know certain black girls at tootsies hunt white guys and disregard black dudes but are some Cubans the same?Miami Cubans are typically racist. Cubans from other parts of the USA generally are not like the ones in Miami. Funny thing I'm black and Cuban dancers called me racist because I didn't want to bothered by them. Just was never into their pale skin and lack of coherent English. I know their country is half black with mixes but they don't seem to come to Miami in abundance.

I don't know why brothas try to get at them when Miami has other Latinas that look way better and have better service than them.

[Wanderer01]

Stop at playmates last night and it was good for the most part. Had a couple of Cubans sit down and talked to me. They do have some nice looking girls and I found one that very nice to me. He only thing I hated was the tip run but I explained that I don't tip another girl if I was sitting with one. Some of them got made about it. I had the girl who was sitting with me explain it to the girl who was asking for the tip. Later on I figured out why they do the tip run and it is because they don't get the tip in the stage because that is how the stage is set up. The one Cuban that sat with me for a while was nice so I did a champagne rood with her for $$ bills and the room rent was $. We went back to the room and she gave a good CBJ and then the FS with her. It was about 20 minutes and then got dress and went back to he bar. Oh the other part I hated was that the server who I paid the room rent to asked for a tip to not come back to the room. I have her $10. About an hour later I sat with another pretty Cuban and did another champagne room for $$. Same thing with CBJ and FS. Nothing spectacular with these girls but had a little bit of fun with the Cubans. Later on, I called a BP girl and visited her for $. 20. When I arrived at her place, I noticed that she was pregnant. I said to myself that I have not done an 8 month pregnant girl in a long time. Spent about 2 hours with her and was tired and went home. It was a good night!

[NewDude]

Miami Cubans are typically racist. Cubans from other parts of the USA generally are not like the ones in Miami. Funny thing I'm black and Cuban dancers called me racist because I didn't want to bothered by them. Just was never into their pale skin and lack of coherent English. I know their country is half black with mixes but they don't seem to come to Miami in abundance.

I don't know why brothas try to get at them when Miami has other Latinas that look way better and have better service than them.I have gotten the cold shoulder by some chicks at a couple of different clubs and didn't want to assume it. Anyways their loss. Where are these other Latinas at in Mia? The clubs I go to are infested with Cubans. Also, it seems it's just the blond ones to me.

[Deboinair]

I have gotten the cold shoulder by some chicks at a couple of different clubs and didn't want to assume it. Anyways their loss. Where are these other Latinas at in Mia? The clubs I go to are infested with Cubans. Also, it seems it's just the blond ones to me.Well the unfortunate part is Miami is pretty much Cuban at this point. Tootsies still has other Latinas though, probably the only club in Miami right about now. Most people of different Latin and Caribbean backgrounds have migrated to Broward. You'll see more diversity in clubs like Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls, and BT in Pompano. If that's too far, you can check out Cheetahs in Hallandale, although it's not a favorite of mine due to the strict rules. You can catch a good mix on the weekend at Scarletts even though they have primarily blond broads. Shit even in Palm Beach, but that's far. I had fun up there when I chilled out for a weekend.

[Sexyblk8]

Hello fellow brothers. I'm an orlando guy, like a few clubs up here. Thinking about a December visit down south to your neck of the woods. As far as your thoughts on the Cubans. Is it more of the assumption that us brown / black guys don't spend "GREEN $$" . Or are they racist. Idk. Plenty of girls I know up here thought I didn't spend GREEN, because I'm discreet. So, I guess you will only find out if our TOFTT. Thanks.

[Deboinair]

Hello fellow brothers. I'm an orlando guy, like a few clubs up here. Thinking about a December visit down south to your neck of the woods. As far as your thoughts on the Cubans. Is it more of the assumption that us brown / black guys don't spend "GREEN $$" . Or are they racist. Idk. Plenty of girls I know up here thought I didn't spend GREEN, because I'm discreet. So, I guess you will only find out if our TOFTT. Thanks.It's both green and racism, but to be honest. They are strippers. They want to make money. I never saw a Cuban deny a black man a dance. It's just that they won't just go up to one. Mainly stereotypical ones gold teeth, dreds, etc. I'm more of the clean cut type, so they have approached me. But I was always go for the South American Colombianas.

So based on how you look you may have to approach them. I don't approach strippers. Not trying to be a dick, but I don't see them as everyday women. If I have to approach a broad, I will go to the Las Olas or something.

Tootsies have other ethnicities besides Latinas also, so you will see something you like there. Does Orlando chicks still have the pasties on their tits. That's an awful strip club scene. I can't believe Cocoa Beach has more action. Inner Room is bomb. I got an HJ and smashed at that club.

[GreenMachine88]

Hey all, I've searched extensively but the only thing that comes up is a guy asking a question from 2014. Can anyone tell me what prices to expect for rooms and FS? Thanks!

[Very Scary]

Hey all, I've searched extensively but the only thing that comes up is a guy asking a question from 2014. Can anyone tell me what prices to expect for rooms and FS? Thanks!Never been myself but I've talked to dancers about it. The girls are hot but everything is more expensive. The lap dances are 35 a song.

[MiamiThug]

Hey all, I've searched extensively but the only thing that comes up is a guy asking a question from 2014. Can anyone tell me what prices to expect for rooms and FS? Thanks!A friend of mine told me a girl quoted him 600! He laughed at her face and she left.

[Real Ninja]

So I am down in MIA visiting the fam for the Thanksgiving day break and of course you know that I have to make time to hit what I call my "old faithfuls" throughout the city. For those of you who don't know in the rest of the country strip clubs are very different they are all bikini bars. The women keep their bikinis on at all times best case scenario they take their top off to reveal pasties underneath. And there is a strict no touching policy which is merciless enforced. So I decided to enjoy the all nude full friction clubs in Miami. BTW whoever came up with that term is a genuis "full friction" what a discret way to say "grab that ***** by the pussy" a la Trump.

So I decided to hit up what used to be called Stonewall first. My boi's and I nicknamed this place "the dump" because it was a tiny run down dirty as dilapidated club. But to my great surprise they completely gutted and remodeled this place it's a night and say difference. It actual looks legit inside now. It is still the same size as before but they made much better use of the limited space than before. But as soon as I walked there was a large sign over the little box office glass where the hosts takes your cover charge and the last line of the sign read "No Fondling the Girls" that was the first warning sign that all was not right. I go in and sit at the bar and I was admiring the underful job they did in the interior, new floors, new stage, new sofas, fresh paint and decent wall paper. Even the VIP area had been redone. I give them a 9 out of 10 on the remodeling, they seem to have run out of money and the mens bathroom still needs work it is still fucked up, but hwy you can't win them all.

The hired a whole new security team it seemed they had moew bouncers than dancers in the place. And they were all wearing slanks, dress shirts and a tie. Kudos to them on changing the atompshere of the club. The dancers were also much improved mostly 7's ans 8's with one or two dimes. However that is were the good stuff ends. These girls all had a terrible attitude. The bouncers were basically standing right over the shoulder of anyone who got near the stage during the dance to make sure they did not try to touch the girls during their dance. Which resulted in no one tipping the girl while she was on stage. Which in turn results in forcing the girl to do the dreaded tip walk. Now I normally don't mind a well executed tip walk if the girl comes up to me and puts her tits in my mouth and grinds me for a few seconds and maybe runs her hands ocer my cock I will glady tip her 5 to 10 ones. But that was far from the case one girl straight up walked up to me never said a word or made eye contact and just tugged on her panty line like saying give me my dollar nigga. Nope I got up in front of her and went to the bathroom without a word. Sometimes you got to let these b*hes know there place in life.

Basically they made a huge imrpovement to the atomsphere and quality of the club, staff, security, and looks of the dancer. But they scarificed what kept guys like me coming back, which were the raunchy as girls who would let you finger pop them during a $10 floor dance + tip.

I then hopped over to Porky's which has been similiarly remodeled and is now called Bella's. And it was more of the same there. Those two spots used to be wild back in the day with all types of extras during the dances.

Seems my old faithfuls have been ruined. Now I got to find whereever club dem nasty hoes that used to work at those places went to now. Does anyone have any light they can shed on that topic?

[MiamiThug]

So I am down in MIA visiting the fam for the Thanksgiving day break and of course you know that I have to make time to hit what I call my "old faithfuls" throughout the city. For those of you who don't know in the rest of the country strip clubs are very different they are all bikini bars. The women keep their bikinis on at all times best case scenario they take their top off to reveal pasties underneath. And there is a strict no touching policy which is merciless enforced. So I decided to enjoy the all nude full friction clubs in Miami. BTW whoever came up with that term is a genuis "full friction" what a discret way to say "grab that ***** by the pussy" a la Trump.

So I decided to hit up what used to be called Stonewall first. My boi's and I nicknamed this place "the dump" because it was a tiny run down dirty as dilapidated club. But to my great surprise they completely gutted and remodeled this place it's a night and say difference. It actual looks legit inside now. It is still the same size as before but they made much better use of the limited space than before. But as soon as I walked there was a large sign over the little box office glass where the hosts takes your cover charge and the last line of the sign read "No Fondling the Girls" that was the first warning sign that all was not right. I go in and sit at the bar and I was admiring the underful job they did in the interior, new floors, new stage, new sofas, fresh paint and decent wall paper. Even the VIP area had been redone. I give them a 9 out of 10 on the remodeling, they seem to have run out of money and the mens bathroom still needs work it is still fucked up, but hwy you can't win them all.

The hired a whole new security team it seemed they had moew bouncers than dancers in the place. And they were all wearing slanks, dress shirts and a tie. Kudos to them on changing the atompshere of the club. The dancers were also much improved mostly 7's ans 8's with one or two dimes. However that is were the good stuff ends. These girls all had a terrible attitude. The bouncers were basically standing right over the shoulder of anyone who got near the stage during the dance to make sure they did not try to touch the girls during their dance. Which resulted in no one tipping the girl while she was on stage. Which in turn results in forcing the girl to do the dreaded tip walk. Now I normally don't mind a well executed tip walk if the girl comes up to me and puts her tits in my mouth and grinds me for a few seconds and maybe runs her hands ocer my cock I will glady tip her 5 to 10 ones. But that was far from the case one girl straight up walked up to me never said a word or made eye contact and just tugged on her panty line like saying give me my dollar nigga. Nope I got up in front of her and went to the bathroom without a word. Sometimes you got to let these b*hes know there place in life.

Basically they made a huge imrpovement to the atomsphere and quality of the club, staff, security, and looks of the dancer. But they scarificed what kept guys like me coming back, which were the raunchy as girls who would let you finger pop them during a $10 floor dance + tip.

I then hopped over to Porky's which has been similiarly remodeled and is now called Bella's. And it was more of the same there. Those two spots used to be wild back in the day with all types of extras during the dances.

Seems my old faithfuls have been ruined. Now I got to find whereever club dem nasty hoes that used to work at those places went to now. Does anyone have any light they can shed on that topic?Sadly I can't help you, I stop going to drip clubs bc I got tired of the tip walk and the girls w bad attitude.

[Sexyblk8]

Yes, Orlando is still pasty-ville. Damn that rat! Up here, we are much more conservative. But there is always that 1 girl in the club. You just have to find d her! Cocoa beach is more fun; a mere hour drive east. Got to love communities where strip clubs aren't high priorities for law enforcement. Have fun.

[Tiger Guy X]

So I am down in MIA visiting the fam for the Thanksgiving day break and of course you know that I have to make time to hit what I call my "old faithfuls" throughout the city. For those of you who don't know in the rest of the country strip clubs are very different they are all bikini bars. The women keep their bikinis on at all times best case scenario they take their top off to reveal pasties underneath. And there is a strict no touching policy which is merciless enforced. So I decided to enjoy the all nude full friction clubs in Miami. BTW whoever came up with that term is a genuis "full friction" what a discret way to say "grab that ***** by the pussy" a la Trump.

So I decided to hit up what used to be called Stonewall first. My boi's and I nicknamed this place "the dump" because it was a tiny run down dirty as dilapidated club. But to my great surprise they completely gutted and remodeled this place it's a night and say difference. It actual looks legit inside now. It is still the same size as before but they made much better use of the limited space than before. But as soon as I walked there was a large sign over the little box office glass where the hosts takes your cover charge and the last line of the sign read "No Fondling the Girls" that was the first warning sign that all was not right. I go in and sit at the bar and I was admiring the underful job they did in the interior, new floors, new stage, new sofas, fresh paint and decent wall paper. Even the VIP area had been redone. I give them a 9 out of 10 on the remodeling, they seem to have run out of money and the mens bathroom still needs work it is still fucked up, but hwy you can't win them all.

The hired a whole new security team it seemed they had moew bouncers than dancers in the place. And they were all wearing slanks, dress shirts and a tie. Kudos to them on changing the atompshere of the club. The dancers were also much improved mostly 7's ans 8's with one or two dimes. However that is were the good stuff ends. These girls all had a terrible attitude. The bouncers were basically standing right over the shoulder of anyone who got near the stage during the dance to make sure they did not try to touch the girls during their dance. Which resulted in no one tipping the girl while she was on stage. Which in turn results in forcing the girl to do the dreaded tip walk. Now I normally don't mind a well executed tip walk if the girl comes up to me and puts her tits in my mouth and grinds me for a few seconds and maybe runs her hands ocer my cock I will glady tip her 5 to 10 ones. But that was far from the case one girl straight up walked up to me never said a word or made eye contact and just tugged on her panty line like saying give me my dollar nigga. Nope I got up in front of her and went to the bathroom without a word. Sometimes you got to let these b*hes know there place in life.

Basically they made a huge imrpovement to the atomsphere and quality of the club, staff, security, and looks of the dancer. But they scarificed what kept guys like me coming back, which were the raunchy as girls who would let you finger pop them during a $10 floor dance + tip.

I then hopped over to Porky's which has been similiarly remodeled and is now called Bella's. And it was more of the same there. Those two spots used to be wild back in the day with all types of extras during the dances.

Seems my old faithfuls have been ruined. Now I got to find whereever club dem nasty hoes that used to work at those places went to now. Does anyone have any light they can shed on that topic?I have to disagree on the one part that strip clubs around the country aren't bikini bars. I've found that strip clubs vary widely based on the jurisdiction a given club falls in. I know metro Atlanta clubs (which most fall under 3 different jurisdisticion Dekalb County, Fulton County, and Clayton County) and in all of those counties the laws vary. For example strip clubs are closed Sundays in Fulton County, but they are open in Dekalb County (not sure about Clayton). All of the clubs however are fully nude (girls get butt naked no pasties or bottoms) and they sell liquor. In all of the metro Atlanta clubs there was only 1 club the is now out-of-business that was located in Cobb County (not Clayton) which they had the choice of being either fully nude but couldn't sell alcohol or they could do pasties but sell alcohol. This club choose the fully nude route, but they didn't sell any alcohol. That club which was the only strip club in that county subsequently went out of business. I've been in other states where the clubs were nude too.

[Deboinair]

I have to disagree on the one part that strip clubs around the country aren't bikini bars. I've found that strip clubs vary widely based on the jurisdiction a given club falls in. I know metro Atlanta clubs (which most fall under 3 different jurisdisticion Dekalb County, Fulton County, and Clayton County) and in all of those counties the laws vary. For example strip clubs are closed Sundays in Fulton County, but they are open in Dekalb County (not sure about Clayton). All of the clubs however are fully nude (girls get butt naked no pasties or bottoms) and they sell liquor. In all of the metro Atlanta clubs there was only 1 club the is now out-of-business that was located in Cobb County (not Clayton) which they had the choice of being either fully nude but couldn't sell alcohol or they could do pasties but sell alcohol. This club choose the fully nude route, but they didn't sell any alcohol. That club which was the only strip club in that county subsequently went out of business. I've been in other states where the clubs were nude too.This is accurate. I'm in Arizona now and they just don't take their bottoms off. All clubs out here will give friction dances, it's just nowhere as good as Miami. If you want to them butt naked. You have to go to the nude side of a club (if they have it) and you can not drink alcohol. Shit is beyond lame. I've done about all the clubs out here. They are pretty much all are lame. The best one IMO is a little hole in the wall named Chicas. Even met a chick that used to work at Tootsies there.

[Deboinair]

After returning to Miami after 2 years I discovered that it was the best move to make. LOL The traffic and the people are even worse than ever before. Don't get me wrong, I miss my friends and the fact that you can travel to umpteen countries for cheap, but every day living I could never do anymore. Holy shit my favorite club Tootsies is right looks like it's Cuba. I couldn't believe it. Thank goodness I was able to see a few Puerto Rican chicks. I forgot their name but honestly they are the only two there. One has really short hair about 19 why / o she wears a band and another has here hair in braids with tats on her leg. Well a lot of places. Chopped it up with them, but got with a Brazilian / Moroccan named Katora. Extremely friendly so we chopped it up a bit. Did about VIP 6 VIP dances and she rode my to glory. Ha ha. Lots of pre game fun with HJ, FIV, Tit suck, before the grand finale. I wish I could take her back with me. Damn. But still surprised Tootsies isn't as diverse as it once was. I didn't even bother to step anywhere near past Tootsies because I knew it would be worse, with the tip walk to boot.

Next stop. I go BT's in Pompano. One of my best places because there is always one girl I like there. I met a PR girl named Selena. Did a few lap dances but just went for the OTC. She was close to my hotel so it worked out great.

More of the Cuban takeover. I go to Diamond Dolls and it's 99% Cuban. This shit is just out of control. They have expanded into Broward. Same pushy and funky ass self entitled attitudes. I just had some drinks, but one Cuban caught my eye. I've said in the past the Mulatta Cubans and the Black Cubans are great, problem is they are rare to see. So I ended up with no lie Tony Montana's sister Gina. I mean she looks just like Scarface's sister. She is Mulatta Cuban and her attitude is very sweet. Her name is Alejandra. She didn't have to talk me into the 3 song special at all. I asked. Bwahahahahaha.

I tell you I did have fun this trip, but I would rush back down. I like diversity. I like exotic. South FL is kind of falling off with that in the Strip clubs. Neverthelesss I had a great time.

[FrankSzoll]

Takeover complete in wpb as well. And it isn't even that there arent some pretty ones BUT they all have the exact same mode of operation andattitude of which you speak- as if they are programmed robots- so obnoxious. And I can believe you are right about the darker ones- thanks for the tip, and you are right again they are more rare.

Fter returning to Miami after 2 years I discovered that it was the best move to make. LOL The traffic and the people are even worse than ever before. Don't get me wrong, I miss my friends and the fact that you can travel to umpteen countries for cheap, but every day living I could never do anymore. Holy shit my favorite club Tootsies is right looks like it's Cuba. I couldn't believe it. Thank goodness I was able to see a few Puerto Rican chicks. I forgot their name but honestly they are the only two there. One has really short hair about 19 why / o she wears a band and another has here hair in braids with tats on her leg. Well a lot of places. Chopped it up with them, but got with a Brazilian / Moroccan named Katora. Extremely friendly so we chopped it up a bit. Did about VIP 6 VIP dances and she rode my to glory. Ha ha. Lots of pre game fun with HJ, FIV, Tit suck, before the grand finale. I wish I could take her back with me. Damn. But still surprised Tootsies isn't as diverse as it once was. I didn't even bother to step anywhere near past Tootsies because I knew it would be worse, with the tip walk to boot.

Next stop. I go BT's in Pompano. One of my best places because there is always one girl I like there. I met a PR girl named Selena. Did a few lap dances but just went for the OTC. She was close to my hotel so it worked out great.

More of the Cuban takeover. I go to Diamond Dolls and it's 99% Cuban. This shit is just out of control. They have expanded into Broward. Same pushy and funky ass self entitled attitudes. I just had some drinks, but one Cuban caught my eye. I've said in the past the Mulatta Cubans and the Black Cubans are great, problem is they are rare to see. So I ended up with no lie Tony Montana's sister Gina. I mean she looks just like Scarface's sister. She is Mulatta Cuban and her attitude is very sweet. Her name is Alejandra. She didn't have to talk me into the 3 song special at all. I asked. Bwahahahahaha.

I tell you I did have fun this trip, but I would rush back down. I like diversity. I like exotic. South FL is kind of falling off with that in the Strip clubs. Neverthelesss I had a great ti.

[Deboinair]

Takeover complete in wpb as well. And it isn't even that there arent some pretty ones BUT they all have the exact same mode of operation andattitude of which you speak- as if they are programmed robots- so obnoxious. And I can believe you are right about the darker ones- thanks for the tip, and you are right again they are more rare.Even in PALM BEACH? Holy Shit. Definitely didn't see that happening. I only did WPB a few times. It wasn't really worth it to come often, although I did have a good time at some dive club near 95. I think they had like $5 dances sometimes. Had a few good looking women which was surprising because it wasn't an upscale club.

Nevertheless I'm glad to be gone. I never thought all the strip clubs would be predominately white Cuban. Never in a million years, especially in Palm Beach. The diversity is what separated South FL clubs from the rest along with the extras. Now its really nothing to brag about.

[KWMonger]

Everybody know the Cubans have the advantage coming to this country, everybody else gets deported, so this is going to continue and it probably get worse before it get better. Part I don't get is why they mostly White, but maybe the Black ones are staying back on the island.


Even in PALM BEACH? Holy Shit. Definitely didn't see that happening. I only did WPB a few times. It wasn't really worth it to come often, although I did have a good time at some dive club near 95. I think they had like $5 dances sometimes. Had a few good looking women which was surprising because it wasn't an upscale club.

Nevertheless I'm glad to be gone. I never thought all the strip clubs would be predominately white Cuban. Never in a million years, especially in Palm Beach. The diversity is what separated South FL clubs from the rest along with the extras. Now its really nothing to brag about.

[Simon Believer]

Cuban girls for the most part are racist, [Deleted by Admin]

Everything you say after this is racist. Racism is drawing conclusions of broad groups of people based on race which is what you have done here and why I got rid of it.

If in your experience the majority of Cuban chicks you have known share a common trait you're welcomed to say that. Saying that and saying that the most part of any culture are anyone thing is the same as saying most black people are, or most asians are ect.

A2

[Deboinair]

Everybody know the Cubans have the advantage coming to this country, everybody else gets deported, so this is going to continue and it probably get worse before it get better. Part I don't get is why they mostly White, but maybe the Black ones are staying back on the island.Well I've talked to two black Cubans. Neither of them knew each other. Oddly they both said the same thing. They said they see how black people are treated over here and said it wasn't worth risking thier life coming over. Plus they would get mistaken as Haitian and get sent back. The two black ones came over the normal way.

That's understandable though. All the white Cubans were happy that Fidel died. If you notice the black ones were upset. It wasn't because he treated them so great but the communism allowed them better opportunity. The media leaves out that before Fidel, Cuba was no different than the US with segregation and racism. There were white only places in Cuba.

There is a huge difference between the mulatto and black Cubans vs the white ones. It's really disappointing to see how these clubs turned out. I've only moved away for two years and in that time things went to shit.

[Liquid3867]

Every Cuban stripper I've met in Miami has been very nice. Now, we all know all they want is our money but I've had all nice experiences with Cuban girls at the clubs in Miami.

[Mr Clubberman]

Every Cuban stripper I've met in Miami has been very nice. Now, we all know all they want is our money but I've had all nice experiences with Cuban girls at the clubs in Miami.Liquid3867,

"Every Cuban stripper I've met in Miami has been very nice. " Can't agree, since MOST I've had any contact with are in the W or D category. Won't or Don't speak English. I find this reprehensible from those that make their lives in this country. Tourists, not an issue!

[Real Ninja]

Liquid3867,

"Every Cuban stripper I've met in Miami has been very nice. " Can't agree, since MOST I've had any contact with are in the W or D category. Won't or Don't speak English. I find this reprehensible from those that make their lives in this country. Tourists, not an issue!So I am seeing a lot of questions about Cuban strippers on here and I feel compelled to drop in my two cents as a second generation cuban on my fathers side.

First of all we got to remembee that this is the game, us mongers are only one of the players in the game. These b*s out here are also players. And for them the game basically means have half a dozen different c**ks they just met 5 minutes ago in one or more of their holes. I think anyone of us who get sour after doing that for a week. So the attitude and poor disposition is not something exclusive to Cuban strippers but to all women in this profession.

Having said that as far as Cuban culture and hispanic culture in general is concernced, hispanics are some of the most racist people period especially older hispanics or hispanics who were raised in the latin america. This is because when the Spaniards came over to the Americas they were slave owners. Over the generations white Spinards and other European ls mixed with African and Native Americans and so now you have mulatto and black Cubans, Dominicans, and pretty much from all countries and the carrribean and south america. But that resentment is still there where the white hispanics feel they are better than the darker shades. And even within the black latinos they make fun of each other if one person is darker than the other.

So yes a lot of white Cuban women do not like black men and can be very racist. Now this does not apply to all white Cuban women but it is fairly common. Whereas mulatto ans black Cuban women were probably raised with black Cubans and are much less racist.

Overall it can be very hit or miss with white Cuban women. Cuban culture is also very boisterous and latina women tend to be very trifling. So you got to learn to put these women in check quickly if they believe you to be weak they will walk all over you. Also another thing that helps is to learn some Spanish. A lot of these women can actually speak English but they pretend not to because their English is broken and they usually have a thick accent which they are ashamed of. So your best bet is to learn some Spanish and learn some Cuban slang. Laat thing you want to do is talk Mexican slang to a Cuban because that shit will go downhill quickly.

Well I hope this answers some of the questions my fellow mongers had.

Be safe,

[Deboinair]

So I am seeing a lot of questions about Cuban strippers on here and I feel compelled to drop in my two cents as a second generation cuban on my fathers side.

First of all we got to remembee that this is the game, us mongers are only one of the players in the game. These b*s out here are also players. And for them the game basically means have half a dozen different c**ks they just met 5 minutes ago in one or more of their holes. I think anyone of us who get sour after doing that for a week. So the attitude and poor disposition is not something exclusive to Cuban strippers but to all women in this profession.

Having said that as far as Cuban culture and hispanic culture in general is concernced, hispanics are some of the most racist people period especially older hispanics or hispanics who were raised in the latin america. This is because when the Spaniards came over to the Americas they were slave owners. Over the generations white Spinards and other European ls mixed with African and Native Americans and so now you have mulatto and black Cubans, Dominicans, and pretty much from all countries and the carrribean and south america. But that resentment is still there where the white hispanics feel they are better than the darker shades. And even within the black latinos they make fun of each other if one person is darker than the other.

So yes a lot of white Cuban women do not like black men and can be very racist. Now this does not apply to all white Cuban women but it is fairly common. Whereas mulatto ans black Cuban women were probably raised with black Cubans and are much less racist.

Overall it can be very hit or miss with white Cuban women. Cuban culture is also very boisterous and latina women tend to be very trifling. So you got to learn to put these women in check quickly if they believe you to be weak they will walk all over you. Also another thing that helps is to learn some Spanish. A lot of these women can actually speak English but they pretend not to because their English is broken and they usually have a thick accent which they are ashamed of. So your best bet is to learn some Spanish and learn some Cuban slang. Laat thing you want to do is talk Mexican slang to a Cuban because that shit will go downhill quickly.

Well I hope this answers some of the questions my fellow mongers had.

Be safe,I think everybody is right about the assessment of White Cuban dancers. Put the racism aside, because to be honest you got money them broads will come. It's really the attitude and ungratefulness you get with dealing with the vast majority of White Cubans. The non speaking or horrible English to boot, makes it seriously not worth it.

I really wonder want happened to these clubs in South FL. They used to be so mixed. Now they are majority all White Cuban. I mean this shit literally happened in the past two years. When I lived here it wasn't like that.

[FrankSzoll]

Yes, just wanted to express that I too can confirm that this ALL happened in less than two yrs. Time. Really it is phoenominal- have all other races just simultabeoualy given up the profession. It really is just bizarre!

But to be sure there is an invariable coldness or pure transaction attitude across the board with them and really this is the main And only reason I don't deal with them. And I speak fluent Spanish with no accent, and I can honestly say that it makes little to no difference. Whether I speak graciously in Spanish or whether I pretend I only speak English the result is invariably the same. And despite multiple encounters over time and space and regardless of the club it is a proven fact that not a single one I have ever encountered, literally, can speak more than two sentences without uttering the word "baile? They just can't do it!- its against their programming rules, LOL. Every now and then- though not often as I try not to torture myself excessively- but whenever I give a new one chance- NEVER fails- not 2 sentences.

[Very Scary]

When it comes to Tootsies I've been having the opposite problem. I'm a black guy and I have no problem getting the cuban girls at tootsies to talk to me. It's all the other races that work there that seem to have a problem with black guys, especially the white american dancers. I can wave a wad of money in their faces and they will keep walking. Tootsies needs to do something about this. They're in the middle of Miami Gardens and they hire girls that have a problem with black customers?

[Deboinair]

When it comes to Tootsies I've been having the opposite problem. I'm a black guy and I have no problem getting the cuban girls at tootsies to talk to me. It's all the other races that work there that seem to have a problem with black guys, especially the white american dancers. I can wave a wad of money in their faces and they will keep walking. Tootsies needs to do something about this. They're in the middle of Miami Gardens and they hire girls that have a problem with black customers?I'm black and can definitely not relate. I've had the total opposite. I've had Cuban dancers come up to me several times at tootsies but the word got around that I don't like them so they eventually stopped.

Tootsies used to be the mecca of different ethnicities. I was just happy that the half Brazilian / Moroccan came up to me. It felt like old tootsies.

[On Your Face]

This is accurate. I'm in Arizona now and they just don't take their bottoms off. All clubs out here will give friction dances, it's just nowhere as good as Miami. If you want to them butt naked. You have to go to the nude side of a club (if they have it) and you can not drink alcohol. Shit is beyond lame. I've done about all the clubs out here. They are pretty much all are lame. The best one IMO is a little hole in the wall named Chicas. Even met a chick that used to work at Tootsies there.There are spots in AZ where the "nude side" is the private dance area. Topless or fully nude dances are available. More if you're nice and tip. Return to bar and drink. SoCal doesn't give liquor licenses to all-nude clubs.

[Deboinair]

There are spots in AZ where the "nude side" is the private dance area. Topless or fully nude dances are available. More if you're nice and tip. Return to bar and drink. SoCal doesn't give liquor licenses to all-nude clubs.Sorry but these guys out in AZ pay way too much for "more" and the women aren't as fine as South FL dancers.

I stick with dancers that are not from AZ and know the prices for more.

[FrankieFastNut]

Seems my old faithfuls have been ruined. Now I got to find whereever club dem nasty hoes that used to work at those places went to now. Does anyone have any light they can shed on that topic?Sorry for the hiatus, can't really be going on these sites at work which I'm currently putting a majority of my time in. So when I'm off I party hard with strippers OTC or at the Stripclub ITC.

First off sorry Debonair, I completely forgot you were coming down for Thanksgiving, your next visit 3 or 4 buckets of beers on me LOL, or I can make the trip to AZ but I'm not that into Mexican chicks.

And to answer the original question, the slutty easy girls from Stonewall's (Erotica) and Porky's (Bella's) have gone to the late night restaurant / bar business. It's basically like that bar on bird road that got busted for prostitution and illegal gambling a few weeks ago. It's a simple operation, buy the girl a few rounds of drinks, she will hang out with you, your hands can eventually roam the more she likes you and dances with you, then you can ask her to meet at a motel if she doesn't ask you first, pay for "companionship" save her number and viola. I know about four places like this in Miami / Hialeah area not including the ones that got busted LOL, PM if you need info, only seasoned mongers, I won't respond to first timer newbies for fear of LEO cracking down on my hangouts.

As far as the whole white Cuban stripper invasion, I personally have no problem with them but I also love and miss the variety that South Florida used to have.

Although I am a white skinned Hispanic I have noticed that many white Cuban girls tend to be stuck up and very very pushy with attitudes about tip and dances, but out of the bad apples I know even more white Cuban dancers that are some of the friendliest, accommodating, and honest strippers that I've come across (my bottom bitches). They will literally add me to their cirlces, for instance they tell me things like "you see that girl, she talks shit about us to the male clients so that we don't get any tip, so don't tip that *****" and then her friends come by they sit with me too and they all start their "chisme's" (cuban girl gossip) talking about other dancers they don't like, or a past girl that would starts fights, or where they bought their outfit and if I like their outfit. Etc. LOL funny how they trust you once you get to know them (with money of course).

Personally though my hangout has moved North to Cheetahs Hallandale and Scarletts for the variety that these clubs still have. I also enjoy Wonderland and E11 even (larger concentration of Cubans but spending money makes you good friends at this club.).

Tootsies is always fun for sporting events or fight nights, Tons of Cubans though, I believe the Cubans to other country ratio is about 9:1 LOL, but I also have a huge number of Instagrams and phone numbers from this club and they are all from the Cuban girls.

Occasionally I visit Booby Trap Doral and Playmates as I have craploads of dancers numbers from each too (many of them some long time white Cuban friends).

BTs Sunset and Showgirls are good especially for some very cheap OTC. Not as cheap as Stir Crazy or Bare Necessity.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that we are all humans. We have adapted and survived. There is no way we can beat this Cuban dancer invasion. They are taking over the Miami, Broward and Palm Beach areas, and soon enough the Florida Keys. The answer is not to flee north to pastie on boobs cities like Tampa, Jacksonville, and Orlando, but to try different approaches to these Cuban girls.

Make direct eye contact, smile at them, call them over with your finger or hand, tell your waitress if she can call over a girl for you and tell the waitress to say that a particular girl really caught your eye (tip your waitress!) Offer the Cuban girl a drink, offer them a cigarette if you are smoking, have your jaw drop on purpose when she walks by to get her to laugh, if your Spanish is bad just say and practice this line, "Ay Mami estas bien Rika! Yo quiero! The girl will be all over you. Get to know her over a few table dances if the club offers this, ask her to call some of her friends to sit with you if she looks uncomfortable. Cuban men are part of the machismo culture, act real manly almost caveman like and start hollering and being more aggressive as far as showing your attraction. It's true they attention and adore guys who try to get their attention, especially if you are tipping her well and spending the bills on her or her friends.

Sorry I went on a rant, I hope this tip helps at least a few of you get some fine Cuban pussy, they can be real freaks cowgirl position and doggy, and they have some beautiful vaginas and assholes, trust me I know from experience LOL.

[Billy91]

Go to tootsies or pink ponys or bts.

[Billy91]

Wow post of the year man! Round of applause for you I loved it keep posting man you're an inspiration to all the mongers out here stay safe.

[FrankieFastNut]

Over the past few weekends I've had the pleasure of visiting a few clubs. I got to know some really friendly girls, all were cool with takeout and very very good at seducing.

First club is Booby Trap Doral, I went for lunch time on a Friday and found the club has a lot of older MILF ladies, all were down for ITC champagne room, many fake boob jobs and the annoying tip walk was alive and well. I did find 2 Brazilians, 2 Venezuelans, 3 Colombians, and 1 Hawaain Asian looking chick who always hangs out with me as friends and doesn't even ask for $$ LOL weird huh. The rest were Cuban gals but there was one Cuban gal that really caught my eye. Her stage name was Priscilla, she was a 19 year old spinner with dark brunette hair, light skin Cuban with (B.) Cup tits that had large tannish areolas, nice round ass with a tight body. She had piercings near her lower stomach that look like studs. First time I've seen that on a chick but the best thing about this young babe was that her face looked exactly like the singer Camila Cabello from Fifth Harmony. She does ITC and OTC and has a nice bubbly personality. $270 total for ITC this included the $70 room price. She told me that she dances the day shift Monday through Friday around 3 pm, I got her digits saved because she mentioned she was going to start dancing at club E11even.

Playmates:
Mostly a Cuban club, I went on a Thursday early evening around 10 pm and I found two Cuban girls that I liked a lot! One was a young brunette she said she was 21 and named Melissa with the all natural thin girl look. She had red lipstick, A. Cup tits but a big fat round beautiful ass. She likes to sit on your lap and whisper into your ear about all the stuff she wants to do with your cock in the champagne room. I took her for some dances to sample her flirtiness and put her to the test. I got some kisses on my ear, she licked my ear all around, she opened my buttoned downed shirt and started licking my nipples and kissing my neck. She started sucking on my fingers, grabbed my hand and rubbed her clit with my fingers, and then sucked my fingers. She was a real freak as she started deepthroating my Corona beer that I brought back there. LOL I didn't champagne as she was asking for too much and wouldn't budge. 300 her and the club was 100 for the room.

So I found another Cuban who was even more hornier than Melissa. Her name was Sally, she says she dances every evening but has Wednesdays off. She was light skinned cuban that had blonde highlights, about 27 years old, nice tight shape she says she stays fit, a big round ass too, and her tits were done to a C. Cup. She was extremely friendly we talked for awhile before doing some dances, she really moves well in the lap dance rooms to the point that she started getting sweaty and I would blow some air on her body and she really enjoyed that so she took out her kitty and asked me to blow on that too LOL. We talked about her past in Cuba and her future plans, then what she wanted for Christmas etc. I said all I wanted was her, she laughed and I eventually got her number for takeout. After seeing all the energy she puts in the lap room and how easy it was to explore her body and her personality, I knew I can have way more fun with her outside the club rather than In the Club.

Cheetahs review coming soon.

[Deboinair]

You are the realest poster on here. I respect your opinion. But the Cubans got to go. LOL Well not all but I think people love that mix of different women. I know I do. I can't stand to go to a club and see one race. It's boring. Miami fell off with that. But you are the man that can show the way for that variety. No worries about not linking up. TBH I stayed in Fort Lodi, and didn't stay long at Tootsies. Scarletts and Cheetahs Hallandale mix it up pretty good. I never really like Cheetahs though. I didn't like how the dances were wide open. They have the most shitty drink specials also.

So my many posts of Cuban Takeover in Miami. Guess what? Fucking Cubans are in AZ. I'm in a fucking shocked state right about now. I leave and come back to AZ and at least 3 clubs I frequent has Cuban dancers. The good thing they have which Miami doesn't is there are Mullatta and Black Cubans. Crazy how I see them in AZ more than Miami.

The Mexican chicks are not hot AT ALL. I met only 2 sexy Mexican chicks since I been out here. I found a club out here that does get some exotic women, but it's hit or miss. I stumbled upon a ATF Puerto Rican dancer that used to work at Tootsies out here at the club. She said she is so happy she can make major bread and not have to fuck. She took carry of me well.

I'd advise not to come here because you are not going to get bang for your buck out here. I will say the clubs are more diverse at this point. But I'm all about the OTC. I only get the ones that are not from AZ though.

[FrankieFastNut]

I never really like Cheetahs though. I didn't like how the dances were wide open. They have the most shitty drink specials also.

So my many posts of Cuban Takeover in Miami. Guess what? Fucking Cubans are in AZ. I'm in a fucking shocked state right about now. LOL it's funny that you mention that, I have some friends in Houston TX, Los Angeles, and in Las Vegas and they say Cubans are starting to come in flocks to their strip clubs too. And reading posts from the international sex guide forum under the Havana Cuba I've read a lot of mongers say the dime pieces and a lot of the good looking sluts from Cuba have either married a European and gone to Europe or fled to USA through the Mexican border which explains why many Cubans are on the West side.

And I agree Cheetahs lap dance area is horrible but I have gotten some pretty good hand jobs and some very long makeout sessions DFK back there LOL its just that it's out in the open. The drink specials are non existent except for $100 bottle special from noon to 2 pm WTF? Who parties that early.

Speaking of Cheetahs Hallandale I was there last week. And I have a review.

There are 3 girls that are my favorite here at cheetahs and LOL they happen to be Cuban. Annie, Maria, and Rosie.

First girl is named Annie late 20's, and a total freak in the lap dance room, amazing friendly personality, very lively and loves you to touch her and kiss her everywhere. She is a brunette with c. Cup tits a round natural Cuban ass and thin frame. She is flexible and can put her legs behind her head. Bad thing about her is she doesn't do OTC no matter how hard I tried to convince her. Shame, but at least I know I can have a great time with her in the lap dance.

Next girl is Maria, 24 year old, she is a darker skinned Cuban girl, I wouldn't say she is black, maybe morena / mulatta. She is tall at 5'10' and with heels she can easily hit the 6 ft range. She has a beautiful snatch and perfect toned body, brunette with a big fat Cuban ass. A. Cup tits but her body is banging!! She is also very friendly and freaky in the lap dance as she starts playing with herself and with your junk and tries to give you sneaky handjobs. She does do OTC but I haven't pulled the trigger on her yet. She's the one who introduced me to my 2nd favorite girl Rosie.

Rosie is a blonde stunning cuban MILF late 20's to mid 30's, fake D. Cup tits, fake Cuban ass, and a petite with a nice body. Her look screams proffesional but surprisingly she is down to Earth and the only dancer at Cheetahs that actually wanted to see me outside not for OTC fun but for dinner and movie, to go out on a date? Well I declined as I'm just looking to crush puss but I do have her digits just in case. And we usually have long DFK sessions with lots of hand roaming her goodies in the lap room too.

To my surprise they added some new girls, first is Brook she is a thin 19 year old morena / mulatta from Corsica France, she has curly hair and wears the librarian glasses nerdy look. She had some amazingly huge natural double D. Cup tits with large dark areolas! She is very thin and I have a snapshot of her dancing I will upload. She does do OTC but wants 5. For 2 hours, I asked if I can get 1 hour for 2. 5 but she declined, then I said 1 hour for 3. (my highest offer for OTC) and she says she will only do 2 hours and everything is available during that time (Greek island visit, multiple cups). I declined as I can get threesomes for cheaper LOL.

My new favorite girl is actually also new at the club. Her name is MIA (pronounced me-ah) she is a pornstar bodied Cuban in her late 20's, by pornstar bodied I mean she looks like Lisa Ann's body but even better in that she is younger and her double D. Tits are all natural. I can cup her tits with my hands as if I was holding some melons. She is a brunette and I believe she likes Greek because in the lap room she didn't mind if my fingers roamed that greek area. She doesn't kiss at all, but she does play with your junk a lot. She is down to do OTC but after my dances I told her to come back to my table to hang out some more with her and so that I can get her number, I didn't think anything of it but with my luck the DJ called her to the main stage so I see her walking up there then I realize now I have to wait for her to dance like 3 songs on the main, then another 2 or 3 at the other stage called champagne, then at the final stage called cheetahs. Unfortunately I didn't really have the time to wait around so I left. I will get her number on another visit.

Overall lots of fun can be had at Cheetahs, stretch your money by doing table dances for ten dollars instead of lap dances, I personally like lap dances because my hands can roam more and you can makeout with a chick with no problem compared to the main floor where you would get table dances. Lap dance negatives in Cheetahs are that it is openview to other customers, bouncers walkby a whole lot, and girls are afraid to do handjobs for you but many still will.

Pics are from Brook, that was her bouncing on me and jiggling those huge naturals during our table dance.

[Chris5]

LOL it's funny that you mention that, I have some friends in Houston TX, Los Angeles, and in Las Vegas and they say Cubans are starting to come in flocks to their strip clubs too. And reading posts from the international sex guide forum under the Havana Cuba I've read a lot of mongers say the dime pieces and a lot of the good looking sluts from Cuba have either married a European and gone to Europe or fled to USA through the Mexican border which explains why many Cubans are on the West side.

And I agree Cheetahs lap dance area is horrible but I have gotten some pretty good hand jobs and some very long makeout sessions DFK back there LOL its just that it's out in the open. The drink specials are non existent except for $100 bottle special from noon to 2 pm WTF? Who parties that early.

Speaking of Cheetahs Hallandale I was there last week. And I have a review.

There are 3 girls that are my favorite here at cheetahs and LOL they happen to be Cuban. Annie, Maria, and Rosie.

First girl is named Annie late 20's, and a total freak in the lap dance room, amazing friendly personality, very lively and loves you to touch her and kiss her everywhere. She is a brunette with c. Cup tits a round natural Cuban ass and thin frame. She is flexible and can put her legs behind her head. Bad thing about her is she doesn't do OTC no matter how hard I tried to convince her. Shame, but at least I know I can have a great time with her in the lap dance.

Next girl is Maria, 24 year old, she is a darker skinned Cuban girl, I wouldn't say she is black, maybe morena / mulatta. She is tall at 5'10' and with heels she can easily hit the 6 ft range. She has a beautiful snatch and perfect toned body, brunette with a big fat Cuban ass. A. Cup tits but her body is banging!! She is also very friendly and freaky in the lap dance as she starts playing with herself and with your junk and tries to give you sneaky handjobs. She does do OTC but I haven't pulled the trigger on her yet. She's the one who introduced me to my 2nd favorite girl Rosie.

Rosie is a blonde stunning cuban MILF late 20's to mid 30's, fake D. Cup tits, fake Cuban ass, and a petite with a nice body. Her look screams proffesional but surprisingly she is down to Earth and the only dancer at Cheetahs that actually wanted to see me outside not for OTC fun but for dinner and movie, to go out on a date? Well I declined as I'm just looking to crush puss but I do have her digits just in case. And we usually have long DFK sessions with lots of hand roaming her goodies in the lap room too.

To my surprise they added some new girls, first is Brook she is a thin 19 year old morena / mulatta from Corsica France, she has curly hair and wears the librarian glasses nerdy look. She had some amazingly huge natural double D. Cup tits with large dark areolas! She is very thin and I have a snapshot of her dancing I will upload. She does do OTC but wants 5. For 2 hours, I asked if I can get 1 hour for 2. 5 but she declined, then I said 1 hour for 3. (my highest offer for OTC) and she says she will only do 2 hours and everything is available during that time (Greek island visit, multiple cups). I declined as I can get threesomes for cheaper LOL.

My new favorite girl is actually also new at the club. Her name is MIA (pronounced me-ah) she is a pornstar bodied Cuban in her late 20's, by pornstar bodied I mean she looks like Lisa Ann's body but even better in that she is younger and her double D. Tits are all natural. I can cup her tits with my hands as if I was holding some melons. She is a brunette and I believe she likes Greek because in the lap room she didn't mind if my fingers roamed that greek area. She doesn't kiss at all, but she does play with your junk a lot. She is down to do OTC but after my dances I told her to come back to my table to hang out some more with her and so that I can get her number, I didn't think anything of it but with my luck the DJ called her to the main stage so I see her walking up there then I realize now I have to wait for her to dance like 3 songs on the main, then another 2 or 3 at the other stage called champagne, then at the final stage called cheetahs. Unfortunately I didn't really have the time to wait around so I left. I will get her number on another visit.

Overall lots of fun can be had at Cheetahs, stretch your money by doing table dances for ten dollars instead of lap dances, I personally like lap dances because my hands can roam more and you can makeout with a chick with no problem compared to the main floor where you would get table dances. Lap dance negatives in Cheetahs are that it is openview to other customers, bouncers walkby a whole lot, and girls are afraid to do handjobs for you but many still will.

Pics are from Brook, that was her bouncing on me and jiggling those huge naturals during our table dance.You're strip club reviews are the best of the best my friend! Love the photo's! LOL.

C5.

[Deboinair]

Rosie is a blonde stunning cuban MILF late 20's to mid 30's, fake D. Cup tits, fake Cuban ass, and a petite with a nice body. Her look screams proffesional but surprisingly she is down to Earth and the only dancer at Cheetahs that actually wanted to see me outside not for OTC fun but for dinner and movie, to go out on a date? Well I declined as I'm just looking to crush puss but I do have her digits just in case. And we usually have long DFK sessions with lots of hand roaming her goodies in the lap room too.



Overall lots of fun can be had at Cheetahs, stretch your money by doing table dances for ten dollars instead of lap dances, I personally like lap dances because my hands can roam more and you can makeout with a chick with no problem compared to the main floor where you would get table dances. Lap dance negatives in Cheetahs are that it is openview to other customers, bouncers walkby a whole lot, and girls are afraid to do handjobs for you but many still will.

Pics are from Brook, that was her bouncing on me and jiggling those huge naturals during our table dance.Was Rosie really from Miami asking that bull shit? Glad you declined. This is the number killer out here in AZ. Sorry but White men are the biggest simps and do anything for pussy. If you are a stripper all I want is pussy. These guys out here do dinner / movie dates like it's nothing and then pay for OTC on top of that, I think some don't get the puss. I don't understand it. There was a cool stripper out here in AZ and I was discussing OTC. She said well we need to hang out a few times before we do that. I was like hang out how? She was like we can go to dinner, blah, blah. I just cut her off and said nah the whole purpose of paying is to not do that bs. I'll get a gf if I want to date. LOL These broads are for fun, not dating. Don't get me wrong I hung out with plenty strippers if sex wasn't involved, but it was some kind of benefit. So that is what up against here in AZ.

Cuban invasion is here and you are spot on about how they are coming over. Straight from Mexico. Now all the clubs in AZ have Cubans. I must say I'm glad to see mulatta and black ones though. I pretty much only go to 1 club out here, because it seems like a lot of out of town girls go Chicas and the OTC is like back at hom in Miami.

Scarletts was one of my favorites before I left. They had some hot chicks. Most were white, but looking back now they are more mixed than any club at this point down there. I would go strictly for the 2 for $35 dances. My luck was real good for OTC there. I went straight to business, got the number, and met up with them at a later time.

[Dave9090]

Club Climax on 27 ave and 119 street in NW Dade has a massage room with a table in it. For $50 you can take off you your shirt and lay down and get a half hour massage. I was drunk and it was just a cool thing to do in a strip club. It seems to be only one dancer does the massages so you have to find her or have her find you. I was a pit tipsy so not sure how I meet the one dancer who does the massages. Agian, fun use of $50 bucks.

[Tim P14]

Can someone help me with the name of a club? All I remember is that it is in a contested area, narrow streets near the University of Miami.

Not sure I will recognize the name but if I saw it on goggle earth it might jar a memory.

Thanks.

[KWMonger]

I think you mean BT on Dixie Hwy and Sunset Drive in South Miami, BT stand for Boobie Trap. That club full of cubanas who like paper but not brothas.


Can someone help me with the name of a club? All I remember is that it is in a contested area, narrow streets near the University of Miami.

Not sure I will recognize the name but if I saw it on goggle earth it might jar a memory.

Thanks.

[Mr Clubberman]

Can someone help me with the name of a club? All I remember is that it is in a contested area, narrow streets near the University of Miami.

Not sure I will recognize the name but if I saw it on goggle earth it might jar a memory.

Thanks.Possibly:

Playmates.

3875 Shipping Ave.

Coral Gables.

305-446-8346.

[Very Scary]

Can someone help me with the name of a club? All I remember is that it is in a contested area, narrow streets near the University of Miami.

Not sure I will recognize the name but if I saw it on goggle earth it might jar a memory.

Thanks.Could be BT in south miami. Right there next to sunset place and UM.

S Dixie Hwy, South Miami, FL 33143.

[Mr Clubberman]

Could be BT in south miami. Right there next to sunset place and UM.

S Dixie Hwy, South Miami, FL 33143.I sort of forgot about that one, but both are less than 2 miles away from the you. I was also thinking of the reference to ". Contested area, narrow streets. ".

[Normal Guy]

Can someone help me with the name of a club? All I remember is that it is in a contested area, narrow streets near the University of Miami.

Not sure I will recognize the name but if I saw it on goggle earth it might jar a memory.

Thanks.The Alley or AlleyCat? Something like that?

[Mr Clubberman]

The Alley or AlleyCat? Something like that?Alley Cat is the name from years ago. Playmates now.

[Tim P14]

Possibly:

Playmates.

3875 Shipping Ave.

Coral Gables.

305-446-8346.Thanks for all the feedback. Went there last Spring and had a blast, but couldn't remember it's name or location. Heading to Miami on a return flight from the Dominican for a couple nights the end of the month.

[Normal Guy]

Alley Cat is the name from years ago. Playmates now.Thanks, Clubber -- I do not get down there often and when I do I go to BTs / Sunset.

Which would you recommend for reasonably priced extras in that area? BTs or Playmates?

Thanks -.

Norm.

[Mr Clubberman]

Thanks, Clubber -- I do not get down there often and when I do I go to BTs / Sunset.

Which would you recommend for reasonably priced extras in that area? BTs or Playmates?

Thanks -.

Norm.Norm,

I've no current recommendation. I've not gone to either in years. Both are terrible for parking and Playmates is in an area I wouldn't wish to leave my vehicle unattended, anyway. That said, I always preferred The Alley Cat. Shows how long ago I went there.

[Slicker]

When it comes to Tootsies I've been having the opposite problem. I'm a black guy and I have no problem getting the cuban girls at tootsies to talk to me. It's all the other races that work there that seem to have a problem with black guys, especially the white american dancers. I can wave a wad of money in their faces and they will keep walking. Tootsies needs to do something about this. They're in the middle of Miami Gardens and they hire girls that have a problem with black customers?I've had similar experiences at Tootsie's and learned not to take this personally (not to imply that you do). A full-figured, white stripper whom I tried to get a dance from walked by me, and I tapped her shoulder. She reacted by gesturing away from me as if I had the plague when all I tried to do was respectfully get her attention for a lap dance. I would have been okay with her politely saying "I'm not interested in offering my services to you" rather than endure the theatrics but, again, it really didn't bother me. If a stripper does not want my money for whatever reason, there are plenty out there who are more than willing to take it. And, frankly, I prefer an unwilling stripper to demonstrate her disinterest upfront before I spend my hard-earned money on what is likely to be an uninspired lap dance.

Months later this same stripper came up to me to flirt. Without being prompted she apologized for her past behavior and explained that she had a tough time distinguishing between black guys who are spending versus those who are pimping. As the conversation progressed I learned that she has a child by a black man. Not that any of this excuses how she originally acted toward me, but I am not beyond accepting an apology nor did I have a grudge in the first place. Also, I have no illusions about why she came up to me (of course it wasn't simply to apologize): She most likely learned through other strippers that I am a spender.

Did I require an explanation for the rude behavior? No. Did the fact that she apologized improve her odds of doing business with me? Yes. As my main concern isn't whether or not she is a racist (and despite having a black child she could still absolutely be racist against blacks); my only concern is whether she will provide good services as a stripper. Her views on race, politics, religion or anything else I could give two fucks about. For her. Racist or not. It comes down to whether or not I'm spending. For me, it's about the quality of service.

Last, the point your making about what is likely a white-owned establishment being in the middle of an ethnic neighborhood, and thinking that should have a bearing on how black patrons are treated is a logical fallacy in my opinion. It's almost like you're saying you'd expect worse treatment in a white neighborhood and better treatment in a black one. Wouldn't you want to be treated fairly in any estabishment in any neighborhood? Also, Tootsie's doesn't "need" to do anything, but you can. If you feel that strongly about this, don't patronize Tootsie's or start your own club and hire more racially sensitive strippers.

[FrankieFastNut]

Booby Trap On The River opens tonight at 7 pm. It's the same location where Centro Español used to be. Then it was Stilletos, but now it's another Booby Trap. From what I remember about the girls in Stilletos they were mostly chubby and unactractive. Which is why it only lasted about a year or more. I hope this club brings in new talent. I will check out the evening scene maybe Friday or Saturday and let you all know what I find.

[Chris5]

I've had similar experiences at Tootsie's and learned not to take this personally (not to imply that you do). A full-figured, white stripper whom I tried to get a dance from walked by me, and I tapped her shoulder. She reacted by gesturing away from me as if I had the plague when all I tried to do was respectfully get her attention for a lap dance. I would have been okay with her politely saying "I'm not interested in offering my services to you" rather than endure the theatrics but, again, it really didn't bother me. If a stripper does not want my money for whatever reason, there are plenty out there who are more than willing to take it. And, frankly, I prefer an unwilling stripper to demonstrate her disinterest upfront before I spend my hard-earned money on what is likely to be an uninspired lap dance.

Months later this same stripper came up to me to flirt. Without being prompted she apologized for her past behavior and explained that she had a tough time distinguishing between black guys who are spending versus those who are pimping. As the conversation progressed I learned that she has a child by a black man. Not that any of this excuses how she originally acted toward me, but I am not beyond accepting an apology nor did I have a grudge in the first place. Also, I have no illusions about why she came up to me (of course it wasn't simply to apologize): She most likely learned through other strippers that I am a spender.

Did I require an explanation for the rude behavior? No. Did the fact that she apologized improve her odds of doing business with me? Yes. As my main concern isn't whether or not she is a racist (and despite having a black child she could still absolutely be racist against blacks); my only concern is whether she will provide good services as a stripper. Her views on race, politics, religion or anything else I could give two fucks about. For her. Racist or not. It comes down to whether or not I'm spending. For me, it's about the quality of service.

Last, the point your making about what is likely a white-owned establishment being in the middle of an ethnic neighborhood, and thinking that should have a bearing on how black patrons are treated is a logical fallacy in my opinion. It's almost like you're saying you'd expect worse treatment in a white neighborhood and better treatment in a black one. Wouldn't you want to be treated fairly in any estabishment in any neighborhood? Also, Tootsie's doesn't "need" to do anything, but you can. If you feel that strongly about this, don't patronize Tootsie's or start your own club and hire more racially sensitive strippers.I Couldn't agree with this post more. CASH is ALWAYS the bottom line! We have it and obviously they DON'T.

C5.

[Wanderer01]

My last trip to Miami was good as went to playmates. On my drive down to Miami, I tried to hook up with the pregnant girl that I saw last time but timing didn't work out and she had her baby. She offered up her old roommate who has a real nice and big booty but I wasn't in the mood to drive to homestead. So I decided to take a drive to Bella's cabaret. I was really surprised! All the bouncers and parking guys were nice to me as it seem very odd. I walked in and saw so many Cubans. I ordered a drink from a nice bartender and sat there for 2 minutes before the first Cuban approaches me. I don't speak Spanish so I couldn't communicate much. As soon as one leaves another comes and sits down. They all sit with me for about 10 minutes and each one offered the FS in the VIP but I tell them Sorry. I have to wait until I find the right one. They are definitely a bunch of vultures circling for the green. A beautiful 24 year old blonde Cuban came and sat with me. She was pretty and spoke decent English. We sat for 30 minutes then I asked how much for VIP with mamada and sex. She started out with $400 then I told her she was local. After another 15 minutes of negotiations, she agreed to $100 because she said she likes me. She said don't tell anyone and I said I won't. We get back to the VIP room and it is a very private room which I like. She just couldn't wait and she took off my pants and dropped them to my ankles. She started giving me a BBBJ for ten minutes and I was so ready to pop. I stopped her and took her clothes off and had her on the bench and started daty. She was moaning so loud that I was afraid the bouncer would come in. She took the condom and put it on with her mouth. She jumps on top of me and started to ride it pretty hard. We also did a lot of dfk and she had the O. I then laid her on the bench for the Mish position. She moan so loud again and she had another O. Then I had her grab the back of the bench and I finished with doggie. We sat back and drank the free champagne. She gave me her digits and told me to call her and to come see her the next time I am in Miami. I think I will stop down to see her again before I head back home. Another good trip down to Miami! I think I like Bella's better than playmates. But I do need to go to a club where the girls speak English.

[Colombian26]

My last trip to Miami was good as went to playmates. On my drive down to Miami, I tried to hook up with the pregnant girl that I saw last time but timing didn't work out and she had her baby. She offered up her old roommate who has a real nice and big booty but I wasn't in the mood to drive to homestead. So I decided to take a drive to Bella's cabaret. I was really surprised! All the bouncers and parking guys were nice to me as it seem very odd. I walked in and saw so many Cubans. I ordered a drink from a nice bartender and sat there for 2 minutes before the first Cuban approaches me. I don't speak Spanish so I couldn't communicate much. As soon as one leaves another comes and sits down. They all sit with me for about 10 minutes and each one offered the FS in the VIP but I tell them Sorry. I have to wait until I find the right one. They are definitely a bunch of vultures circling for the green. A beautiful 24 year old blonde Cuban came and sat with me. She was pretty and spoke decent English. We sat for 30 minutes then I asked how much for VIP with mamada and sex. She started out with $400 then I told her she was local. After another 15 minutes of negotiations, she agreed to $100 because she said she likes me. She said don't tell anyone and I said I won't. We get back to the VIP room and it is a very private room which I like. She just couldn't wait and she took off my pants and dropped them to my ankles. She started giving me a BBBJ for ten minutes and I was so ready to pop. I stopped her and took her clothes off and had her on the bench and started daty. She was moaning so loud that I was afraid the bouncer would come in. She took the condom and put it on with her mouth. She jumps on top of me and started to ride it pretty hard. We also did a lot of dfk and she had the O. I then laid her on the bench for the Mish position. She moan so loud again and she had another O. Then I had her grab the back of the bench and I finished with doggie. We sat back and drank the free champagne. She gave me her digits and told me to call her and to come see her the next time I am in Miami. I think I will stop down to see her again before I head back home. Another good trip down to Miami! I think I like Bella's better than playmates. But I do need to go to a club where the girls speak English.Ok $ for her, but what was the house / bouncer fee?

[Normal Guy]

Ok $ for her, but what was the house / bouncer fee?I was going to ask the same question. While I have only been to Bellas and its previous incarnations a few times, I always found the house fees to be so crazy that I usually declined. But if things are more reasonable, I would love to go back.

[Real Ninja]

Booby Trap On The River opens tonight at 7 pm. It's the same location where Centro Espaol used to be. Then it was Stilletos, but now it's another Booby Trap. From what I remember about the girls in Stilletos they were mostly chubby and unactractive. Which is why it only lasted about a year or more. I hope this club brings in new talent. I will check out the evening scene maybe Friday or Saturday and let you all know what I find.If you end up checking this place out let me know. This is one of the very few clubs I Miami I never got a chance to check out. Centro Espanol was before my time, but I have heard from senior mongers that it was wild. From the reports I have heard BBBJ and BBFS were rampent for $25 dances. But again just hear say I never went there.

They opened it up as Stiletto's for what seemed like a very short time, so I missed my window to check this place out. Last time I was down in Miami, they were rebuilding the bridge that leads to this club from unity. For those experience monger's out there, a few years ago their used to be a little trailed park right off the bridge on unity that you could loop down onto before hitting up this club. That trailer park was street walker central. A lot of people tell me that Centro Espanol employees like 75% of the women sho lived at that trailer park. A bunch of chubby latinas basically, which leads me to believe that you probably could get crazy mileage at Cento Espanol for low $.

But that is a bye gone era, Cento Espanol is no more and that lik trailer park has been all but demolished. Only two or three trailers left there now.

Sorry for the rant, but I am very interested in hearing about any info on this club, if it is any good I plan on checking it out on my next trip home.

Stay safe,

[MiamiThug]

If you end up checking this place out let me know. This is one of the very few clubs I Miami I never got a chance to check out. Centro Espanol was before my time, but I have heard from senior mongers that it was wild. From the reports I have heard BBBJ and BBFS were rampent for $25 dances. But again just hear say I never went there.

They opened it up as Stiletto's for what seemed like a very short time, so I missed my window to check this place out. Last time I was down in Miami, they were rebuilding the bridge that leads to this club from unity. For those experience monger's out there, a few years ago their used to be a little trailed park right off the bridge on unity that you could loop down onto before hitting up this club. That trailer park was street walker central. A lot of people tell me that Centro Espanol employees like 75% of the women sho lived at that trailer park. A bunch of chubby latinas basically, which leads me to believe that you probably could get crazy mileage at Cento Espanol for low $.

But that is a bye gone era, Cento Espanol is no more and that lik trailer park has been all but demolished. Only two or three trailers left there now.

Sorry for the rant, but I am very interested in hearing about any info on this club, if it is any good I plan on checking it out on my next trip home.

Stay safe,Centro Español had no rules. I used to go there w my friends and we werent old enough. They had all type of women and mileage was great. That was the best strip clubs in Miami. Not for the quality of the girls but the experience.

[Wanderer01]

I was going to ask the same question. While I have only been to Bellas and its previous incarnations a few times, I always found the house fees to be so crazy that I usually declined. But if things are more reasonable, I would love to go back.You pay the bartender $100 for the room. I was tipping her all night and was nice to her. When she bought back the champagne and glasses to the room, she asked for a tip for the security guard. I told her that I only have $4 left and I said I know this is not enough. She said it was good enough and I gave it to her. She must of told the guy not to come back in because he never came back to the room.

[KWMonger]

The trailer park you talking about is still there but I wouldn't monger there unless you're very brave cause its a dangerous spot for sure. Not too much SW action there last time I look.


If you end up checking this place out let me know. This is one of the very few clubs I Miami I never got a chance to check out. Centro Espanol was before my time, but I have heard from senior mongers that it was wild. From the reports I have heard BBBJ and BBFS were rampent for $25 dances. But again just hear say I never went there.

They opened it up as Stiletto's for what seemed like a very short time, so I missed my window to check this place out. Last time I was down in Miami, they were rebuilding the bridge that leads to this club from unity. For those experience monger's out there, a few years ago their used to be a little trailed park right off the bridge on unity that you could loop down onto before hitting up this club. That trailer park was street walker central. A lot of people tell me that Centro Espanol employees like 75% of the women sho lived at that trailer park. A bunch of chubby latinas basically, which leads me to believe that you probably could get crazy mileage at Cento Espanol for low $.

But that is a bye gone era, Cento Espanol is no more and that lik trailer park has been all but demolished. Only two or three trailers left there now.

Sorry for the rant, but I am very interested in hearing about any info on this club, if it is any good I plan on checking it out on my next trip home.

Stay safe,

[Real Ninja]

The trailer park you talking about is still there but I wouldn't monger there unless you're very brave cause its a dangerous spot for sure. Not too much SW action there last time I look.Yea I think the city has slowly been trying to get ride of that trailer park. Over the last year or two you started seeing people get evicted and the trailers demolished. Last time I went it was basically and empty lot expect for a hand dull of trailers. That place you used to be crawling with street walkers day and nighht. I haven't seen any last time I circled this spot.

Anyone know if they finished construction in the little bridge that takes you up the road to the new Booby Trap?

[Muff Diver 305]

Yea I think the city has slowly been trying to get ride of that trailer park. Over the last year or two you started seeing people get evicted and the trailers demolished. Last time I went it was basically and empty lot expect for a hand dull of trailers. That place you used to be crawling with street walkers day and nighht. I haven't seen any last time I circled this spot.

Anyone know if they finished construction in the little bridge that takes you up the road to the new Booby Trap?There's a strip club in keys somewhere before you get to islamorada. It's on the west or right side of the highway before islamorada. Google it. I"m not sure if its all nude cause some strip clubs in florida like naples or ft myers for example but maybe true is topless. There's an app about adult or strip clubs that you can download for free on your iphone and maybe android. Hope this helps.

[Normal Guy]

You pay the bartender $100 for the room. I was tipping her all night and was nice to her. When she bought back the champagne and glasses to the room, she asked for a tip for the security guard. I told her that I only have $4 left and I said I know this is not enough. She said it was good enough and I gave it to her. She must of told the guy not to come back in because he never came back to the room.Thanks. So the total was $$ ? $ for the girl and $ for the house?

[Mr Clubberman]

There's a strip club in keys somewhere before you get to islamorada. It's on the west or right side of the highway before islamorada. Google it. I"m not sure if its all nude cause some strip clubs in florida like naples or ft myers for example but maybe true is topless. There's an app about adult or strip clubs that you can download for free on your iphone and maybe android. Hope this helps.Woody's west side of US1. Last time there, nude. Nothing special and I was ripped by the bartender, a woman.

[Tiger Guy X]

After being on a strip club hiatus I finally decided to go check out a few of my typical spots I check out. I tend to like the smaller locals / neighborhood clubs so if you're into the big time spots you can probably stop reading now. I went out Wednesday night to Bare Necessity since it's the closest club to where I live. I got there around midnight. Upon walking in I see not a lot has changed in the months since I last visited here. It was pretty dead, but they did have a few customers on-hand. Probably about an equal amount of dancers to customers. For the dancers on-hand I instantly recognized a few long timers Peaches, Monica, Shanel, and that older Blond chick. There were a few "new" faces to me Coco (ironically not black / dark-skinned but curvy white Cuban), Diane (slim white Cuban), bigger (similar to Peaches) moreno Cuban, and Roma (white-ish very big fake boobs, long curly haired Dominican. I though she was new but after I got a dance I realized I'd seen her last time I was here). Overall this club is the same as always. Not someplace to go out of your place to visit, but you can find a dime here every so often and if you're nearby then it's rarely crowded. They seem to have their "regular" dances and then half of them seem to be a revolving door of dancers. I was only proposition by 1 dancer her, but I didn't like what she was asking so I passed. I will say that this night 2 guys almost got into an altercation. It never actually escalated but they got real loud and stood up face to face ala boxer style yelling at each other. Rather than kick them both out they moved one guy to the other side of the bar near the entrance and that ended that.

Since I didn't spend too much the previous night at Bare Necessity I ended up hitting Erotica Cabaret the next night. I got here a little before 12 midnight. Last time I was here it was right after they re-opened after their remodel so it's been a while. Last time I was here people didn't know they were re-opened so it was dead as hell. This time it was "normal" in the club had it's typical clientele which was almost all Cuban except for me. The dancers were mostly new dancers to me. Except 2 long timers whose names I have no idea of but to say one was the tall, curly long hair, and light-skinned, and bigger build and the other the shorter, light-skin, average build. Maybe named Nikki can't be certain of that. The others were all girls whom were new to me. The talent was decent and slightly better than some of my visits before they remodeled. They had a few brown-skinned Cubans, white blond cubans, and girls of the small / petite natural build and the tall / lanky natural build (ironically all the brown skinned cubas were pretty tall), and those who fell in the middle. I got lapdances from a few dancers. The new lapdance area kind of sucks though LOL. Needless to say it's kind of a only 1 person in the entire club can get a lap dance at a time although that area seems to be rather under-utilized anyways since outside of may I can probably only recall seeing 2 or 3 other guys even get a lapdance the entire 3+ hours I was there. I was asked about VIP by 2 chicks, but I didn't take either up on it. I was going to potentially take one of them, but she disappeared by the time I was ready to make a deal so I bolted. This was an ok trip and pretty much business as usual for this spot. The biggest downside was the drink begging. Only had 1 dancer do it, but she tried like 3 separate times which got annoying as hell and no she wasn't even sitting with me when she was begging just walked up said like 10 words and asked me to buy her a drink.

The one bad I will say about both of these clubs is something that can happen in a lot of locals / neighborhood spots in sometimes girls just go into chill mode not circulating and just chatting sometimes rather than circulating the club trying to make some money.

[Mr Clubberman]

After being on a strip club hiatus I finally decided to go check out a few of my typical spots I check out. I tend to like the smaller locals / neighborhood clubs so if you're into the big time spots you can probably stop reading now. I went out Wednesday night to Bare Necessity since it's the closest club to where I live. I got there around midnight. Upon walking in I see not a lot has changed in the months since I last visited here. It was pretty dead, but they did have a few customers on-hand. Probably about an equal amount of dancers to customers. For the dancers on-hand I instantly recognized a few long timers Peaches, Monica, Shanel, and that older Blond chick. There were a few "new" faces to me Coco (ironically not black / dark-skinned but curvy white Cuban), Diane (slim white Cuban), bigger (similar to Peaches) moreno Cuban, and Roma (white-ish very big fake boobs, long curly haired Dominican. I though she was new but after I got a dance I realized I'd seen her last time I was here). Overall this club is the same as always. Not someplace to go out of your place to visit, but you can find a dime here every so often and if you're nearby then it's rarely crowded. They seem to have their "regular" dances and then half of them seem to be a revolving door of dancers. I was only proposition by 1 dancer her, but I didn't like what she was asking so I passed. I will say that this night 2 guys almost got into an altercation. It never actually escalated but they got real loud and stood up face to face ala boxer style yelling at each other. Rather than kick them both out they moved one guy to the other side of the bar near the entrance and that ended that.

Since I didn't spend too much the previous night at Bare Necessity I ended up hitting Erotica Cabaret the next night. I got here a little before 12 midnight. Last time I was here it was right after they re-opened after their remodel so it's been a while. Last time I was here people didn't know they were re-opened so it was dead as hell. This time it was "normal" in the club had it's typical clientele which was almost all Cuban except for me. The dancers were mostly new dancers to me. Except 2 long timers whose names I have no idea of but to say one was the tall, curly long hair, and light-skinned, and bigger build and the other the shorter, light-skin, average build. Maybe named Nikki can't be certain of that. The others were all girls whom were new to me. The talent was decent and slightly better than some of my visits before they remodeled. They had a few brown-skinned Cubans, white blond cubans, and girls of the small / petite natural build and the tall / lanky natural build (ironically all the brown skinned cubas were pretty tall), and those who fell in the middle. I got lapdances from a few dancers. The new lapdance area kind of sucks though LOL. Needless to say it's kind of a only 1 person in the entire club can get a lap dance at a time although that area seems to be rather under-utilized anyways since outside of may I can probably only recall seeing 2 or 3 other guys even get a lapdance the entire 3+ hours I was there. I was asked about VIP by 2 chicks, but I didn't take either up on it. I was going to potentially take one of them, but she disappeared by the time I was ready to make a deal so I bolted. This was an ok trip and pretty much business as usual for this spot. The biggest downside was the drink begging. Only had 1 dancer do it, but she tried like 3 separate times which got annoying as hell and no she wasn't even sitting with me when she was begging just walked up said like 10 words and asked me to buy her a drink.

The one bad I will say about both of these clubs is something that can happen in a lot of locals / neighborhood spots in sometimes girls just go into chill mode not circulating and just chatting sometimes rather than circulating the club trying to make some money.I've been to Bare Necessity many times, but mostly afternoon or early evening visits, but I've never heard of Erotica Cabaret. You mention a remodel, so I assume it isn't a new club. I didn't know there were any clubs in Dade I've missed, well other than a few black clubs. Any info of location? Thanks!

[Very Scary]

I've been to Bare Necessity many times, but mostly afternoon or early evening visits, but I've never heard of Erotica Cabaret. You mention a remodel, so I assume it isn't a new club. I didn't know there were any clubs in Dade I've missed, well other than a few black clubs. Any info of location? Thanks!Use to be Stonewalls on Okeechobee.

[Tiger Guy X]

I've been to Bare Necessity many times, but mostly afternoon or early evening visits, but I've never heard of Erotica Cabaret. You mention a remodel, so I assume it isn't a new club. I didn't know there were any clubs in Dade I've missed, well other than a few black clubs. Any info of location? Thanks!Erotica Cabaret is what used to be Stonewall's Lounge up in Hialeah. It's been going by that new name since a little before they did their remodel mid last year.

[Real Ninja]

Anyone have any intel on the new Booby Trap they opened where Centro Espanol used to be? Whenever I go back home to visit I am planning on checking this place out. I hope it is still a whorehouse like I heard Centro used to be.

[PeterPan420]

Anyone have any intel on the new Booby Trap they opened where Centro Espanol used to be? Whenever I go back home to visit I am planning on checking this place out. I hope it is still a whorehouse like I heard Centro used to be.Nothing like centro and I don't think there ever will be. I went here 2 weeks ago and its just like every bt they have a little private area back there but I only stayed for one drink and left.

[Mr Clubberman]

Use to be Stonewalls on Okeechobee.I'm a South Dade clubber, so I was not aware of that. THANKS!

[Real Ninja]

Anyone have any intel on the new Booby Trap they opened where Centro Espanol used to be? Whenever I go back home to visit I am planning on checking this place out. I hope it is still a whorehouse like I heard Centro used to be.Thanks for the Intel PeterPan. Damn it sucks to hear that. Before ai left MIA several years ago I lived in WPB for a few years and found a little jewel called FlashDance up on Military Trail. That place was legit, extremely high mileage, a lot of BANG for your buck, didn't even have to do private rooms girls would hussle on the lapdance couches. But I think I enjoyed the last few months of that fun. They remodeled a couple of years ago, nothing major just redid the interior a little, but I guess the owner got tired of dealing with all the crackhead dancers and he let go most of the girls who were the most fun. Service went down the shitter after that. I have been trying to find a replacement but thus far have been unsuccessful. I still go down to my old stomping ground several times a year to live it up. So I appreciate any Intel.

Also Exotica Caberet was the same way, all kinds of extras could be had there, yea it was a dump but I prefer a dump where you can get that BANG for your buck, then a high class place where the girls don't even take their top off.

Monger on fellas.

[CleanCarb]

Hey all, Has anyone been to stir crazy recently? I haven't been in years, so I was wondering what the entertainment was like nowadays. If anyone has any recent intel, please do share. Thanks in advance! Have a great evening!

[Mr Clubberman]

Hey all, Has anyone been to stir crazy recently? I haven't been in years, so I was wondering what the entertainment was like nowadays. If anyone has any recent intel, please do share. Thanks in advance! Have a great evening!In my recent visits, the major change, to me, is the caliber of dancers. Overall negatively. In the past there were most always a gem or two, but not so recently. Dancers change so often, I wouldn't concern myself with that. Just go and see.

[Heed Woos]

Had a chance to visit Booby Trap by the River last night (Monday). First of all for those that are familiar with Centro Español 10 years ago, this place has been totally revamped and remodeled. Everything is brand new and I liked the setup. I especially liked the bar area. It's in the same spot as it was in the Centro days.

I was surprised to find, while I was parking, 2 attractive Latinas that I recognized as Ageny girls (who will remain nameless) that work for one of the agencies that post regularly on the Indy board. I was happy with that because I have dated one of them and perhaps this would translate into a "good" time at the club.

Cover was $10, parking $3. They have 1/2 off all drinks until 7 pm. Beers are normally $7 so before 7 p they would be $3. 50. Not bad.

When I arrived there about 5 dancers. One was a total 10. Beautiful blonde Cuban girl. The others were nice looking with only one being overweight and not very attractive. The waitresses to me overall were hotter.

They about 4 VIP areas with couches that can be used when purchasing a bottle. A fine ass waitress sat with me and mentioned that bottles are in the $200-250 range at night.

I'm sure that since it was a Monday it was not very busy. Like 5 clients and about 7 girls at about 10 pm. Didn't partake in any dances since I really didn't hit it off with any of the dancers.

The girls do ask for tips, but the good thing being that they only did it after they danced and not just randomly.

To my dissapointment the 2 Agency girls were waitresses and not dancers.

Overall I think the club is very nice aesthetically. Being a Monday, perhaps it's not a good day to judge the talent and quality of girls. Although I was pleased with what I saw. I will have to make it out there later in the week to better gauge this club.

Hope this helps those of you considering taking a trek to BT by the river.

Feel free to ask questions.

[Tiger Guy X]

Hey all, Has anyone been to stir crazy recently? I haven't been in years, so I was wondering what the entertainment was like nowadays. If anyone has any recent intel, please do share. Thanks in advance! Have a great evening!I actually stopped by Stir Crazy this past Sunday night / Monday morning. I didn't get there until about 1:30 am so take this with a grain of salt as the best talent could have left by then. This trip was a bit disappointing to me. Compared to my last trip back some months in 2016 the talent was definitely not as nice as then which is something similar to what another poster stated. Pretty much all the girls on-hand were cuban and most of the girls on-hand this night were more the curvy types except 1. There were only a few girls on-hand too by the time I arrived which maybe the norm for this day of the week although since Monday was a "legal holiday" I would have expected things to be a bit better, but it was also pretty dead with only a few customers so the less than 10 girls on-hand could have been because the others had left already. I did get a couple of dances from a few of the girls there, but it was overall a meh type visit.

[Tiger Guy X]

Continuing my recent strip club trek I hit up my 4 strip club in the past week when I stopped by Bella's Cabaret again after a strip club hiatus I've been on. I decide since I had President's Day off to do what I don't normally do and hit up a club earlier than I normally would. I got to Bella's Cabaret about 6 pm Monday evening. I will say upfront I thought this visit would be a lot better than it was given strip club visits during the day or early evening can be a nice for finding hidden gems. Well this wasn't one of those visits LOL. There were probably less than 10 dancers on-hand when I arrived. There were probably about the same number of customers and 3-4 of those were a group of women with some guy. The dancers on-hand at all fell into one of three categories with most falling into the taller than your average Latina and with a curvy build (5-6 girls), average height and curvy build (2 girls), and average height with smaller build (2 girls) . These numbers are guesstimates based off my memory LOL. I don't mind a curvy big booty type so that wasn't necessarily a problem per se. Of course all the girls at this time were Latinas of the lighter skin / white variety. In all I was there for a little over 2 hours as I left a little after 8 pm. I was definitely the most active guy in there since I only ever saw 1 other guys during my entire time take a girl to the lapdance area. I got dances from 4 of the girls on-hand. I was going to catch 2 others but they seemed more interested in their cell phones so I never caught up with them as I refuse to hunt dancers down to give me a dance out of principal. Overall I was disappointed in this trip. The biggest complaint was one of the dancers got to be damn right irritating. I was prepared to do a VIP when I came, but she got to be irritating asking me to buy her a drink and at other times just flat out asking me for random amounts of money. When she wasn't even sitting with me is the even funnier part. I was like WTF. Had she not gotten into beggar syndrome she could have made more money off me, but she totally killed any interest I had in her. Not that she was the top dancer in there I was interested in to begin with. I guess I'll stick to coming here at night. Not that my work schedule allows me to come that early in the evenings anyways.

[Paesano63]

Up in Broward only Porthole has a decent selection of black girls and the 2 for $25 special is a good deal for some private dances. Anyone update me on the Office on 183rd. ? I'd like to check it out one afternoon this week. I don't see any recent postings. I'm tired of all the cuban girls in Broward at DD and BT and cheetahs girls are to plastic for me. I like natural curves!

[FrankSzoll]

Glad to see this nice report. Overall, I like your mentality of operation.

Latins of the lighter skin variety obviously = Cubans- wihich are all the same so not at all surprised to her about the obnoxious trend of just asking / demanding / begging for random money- Glad to see you are helping in the effort to deter it- even if it is a losing battle.

Also, that's what they do- stay there on the phone if you don't give them immediate money or a dance, so AGAIN very glad to hear you, like me, are not rewarding them for that. This whole practice of demanding money immediately or returning to large girl group for extended phone time is totally turnoff if not disgust. This principal of not approaching them is Admirable. Whoever trains them to do this practice definitely costs them from getting money from me in the club.

Recent strip club trek I hit up my 4 strip club in the past week when I stopped by Bella's Cabaret again after a strip club hiatus I've been on. I decide since I had President's Day off to do what I don't normally do and hit up a club earlier than I normally would. I got to Bella's Cabaret about 6 pm Monday evening. I will say upfront I thought this visit would be a lot better than it was given strip club visits during the day or early evening can be a nice for finding hidden gems. Well this wasn't one of those visits LOL. There were probably less than 10 dancers on-hand when I arrived. There were probably about the same number of customers and 3-4 of those were a group of women with some guy. The dancers on-hand at all fell into one of three categories with most falling into the taller than your average Latina and with a curvy build (5-6 girls), average height and curvy build (2 girls), and average height with smaller build (2 girls) . These numbers are guesstimates based off my memory LOL.

[DangaDanga]

Hey All,

Here my 1st Club Report, I am a frequent traveler and have hit the clubs, parlors and picked a few SW's in various cities along the way. Usually I don't post but since I've been at this for the better part of 6 years I figured its time to start sharing so if and when I hit one of your cities (I come to Miami for work at least twice a year) I won't get the cold shoulder when it comes to info requests.

So I go to the Booby Trap in Doral last night around 10:00 and it was packed, wall to wall ladies and patrons. I was not in the giving mood, just wanted to kill some time and have a drink or two. But I tell you they had just about every kind of shaped girl you could imagine on last night. In a good way. As I'm learning the Miami scene is big on begging. I can't tell you how many "Hola, tip? I got last night. It was annoying. At first I was like "No, I'm good" but I after a while I started saying "Tip?? You got to earn that!" and the response was the same. I would get a mini lapdance right where I was. Some were fast most were long. They would dance and I would just enjoy until they asked again at which point I would give 1 dollar. But they kept coming and after about 90 min I had gotten some G-String to Jock Strap connection from just about every girl on. Total was at that point $17. Not a bad night. A few though were extremely talented and that made me want to get a little more of a focused dance. So we go to the back and immediately I'm hit with the "You want sokyfoky?" I pass, just take my $25 dance and move on. But as the night progresses I start getting the same questions at my table, bar, hell even coming out of the bathroom. So I ask what the damage is. One girl says $300. Hahaha. One says $250. Uuuummmm, no. There was one who said $150 so I took a stab in the dark and tried to get her bring the price down. Took 10 minutes to get her to $70, and still passed on her. I'm telling you guys so you know that there are extras there and some are willing to negotiate.

Danga.

[HittinTheClubs]

If you end up checking this place out let me know. This is one of the very few clubs I Miami I never got a chance to check out. Centro Espanol was before my time, but I have heard from senior mongers that it was wild. From the reports I have heard BBBJ and BBFS were rampent for $25 dances. But again just hear say I never went there.

They opened it up as Stiletto's for what seemed like a very short time, so I missed my window to check this place out. Last time I was down in Miami, they were rebuilding the bridge that leads to this club from unity. For those experience monger's out there, a few years ago their used to be a little trailed park right off the bridge on unity that you could loop down onto before hitting up this club. That trailer park was street walker central. A lot of people tell me that Centro Espanol employees like 75% of the women sho lived at that trailer park. A bunch of chubby latinas basically, which leads me to believe that you probably could get crazy mileage at Cento Espanol for low $.

But that is a bye gone era, Cento Espanol is no more and that lik trailer park has been all but demolished. Only two or three trailers left there now.

Sorry for the rant, but I am very interested in hearing about any info on this club, if it is any good I plan on checking it out on my next trip home.

Stay safe,I went recently. Weeknight around 10:00. The place is. Ice inside. And I don't doubt that if you go VIP you'll get your money's worth but it's kind of clubby. Even more so than the Doral BT. Hence not since good mileage in the LD room. I'll review soon on tuscl.

[Real Ninja]

Hey All,

Here my 1st Club Report, I am a frequent traveler and have hit the clubs, parlors and picked a few SW's in various cities along the way. Usually I don't post but since I've been at this for the better part of 6 years I figured its time to start sharing so if and when I hit one of your cities (I come to Miami for work at least twice a year) I won't get the cold shoulder when it comes to info requests.

So I go to the Booby Trap in Doral last night around 10:00 and it was packed, wall to wall ladies and patrons. I was not in the giving mood, just wanted to kill some time and have a drink or two. But I tell you they had just about every kind of shaped girl you could imagine on last night. In a good way. As I'm learning the Miami scene is big on begging. I can't tell you how many "Hola, tip? I got last night. It was annoying. At first I was like "No, I'm good" but I after a while I started saying "Tip?? You got to earn that!" and the response was the same. I would get a mini lapdance right where I was. Some were fast most were long. They would dance and I would just enjoy until they asked again at which point I would give 1 dollar. But they kept coming and after about 90 min I had gotten some G-String to Jock Strap connection from just about every girl on. Total was at that point $17. Not a bad night. A few though were extremely talented and that made me want to get a little more of a focused dance. So we go to the back and immediately I'm hit with the "You want sokyfoky?" I pass, just take my $25 dance and move on. But as the night progresses I start getting the same questions at my table, bar, hell even coming out of the bathroom. So I ask what the damage is. One girl says $300. Hahaha. One says $250. Uuuummmm, no. There was one who said $150 so I took a stab in the dark and tried to get her bring the price down. Took 10 minutes to get her to $70, and still passed on her. I'm telling you guys so you know that there are extras there and some are willing to negotiate.

Danga.Damn bro you talked a girl down to $70 during the night shift? That's legit. I used to frequently this place when I still lived down in MIA. Back then it was a legit spot where you could grab some meat and lips on the main stage for a few bucks. Most of the girls would give you mini lap dances full friction for a $1 when they would do there tip walk. I always made sure I made them work for it. But even as regular best price I ever got was $150 for backroom. One piece of advice I will give is that 90% of the girls here do FS in the VIP, but they will nickel and dime you the whole way. You got to pay the girl one rate and then there is usually a $50 to $75 fee to rent the VIP ROOM, and also you usually have to tip the bouncer a Jackson so that he will turn the other way. I actually seen dudes get kicked out for not tipping the bouncer and then trying to go all the way in VIP room. So even if you talk the girl down you are still looking at $300. Not worth it when you can get half and half less than a 10 min drive from this club for 30 bones.

[KingJean]

Up in Broward only Porthole has a decent selection of black girls and the 2 for $25 special is a good deal for some private dances. Anyone update me on the Office on 183rd. ? I'd like to check it out one afternoon this week. I don't see any recent postings. I'm tired of all the cuban girls in Broward at DD and BT and cheetahs girls are to plastic for me. I like natural curves!The office has a nice selection but most are blow up dolls an I want to go to a nice black strip ckub where the girls offer extras. I hate just getting a dance.

[KingJean]

Club Climax on 27 ave and 119 street in NW Dade has a massage room with a table in it. For $50 you can take off you your shirt and lay down and get a half hour massage. I was drunk and it was just a cool thing to do in a strip club. It seems to be only one dancer does the massages so you have to find her or have her find you. I was a pit tipsy so not sure how I meet the one dancer who does the massages. Agian, fun use of $50 bucks.You climaxx has girls in there that offer extra inside or even down to meet outside.

[Liquid3867]

Visiting from Pakistan, decided to visit Tootsies. Too many cubans there but, friend insisted I visit the champagne room, and paid for it. It was very nice, girl called mindy, blonde, blue eyed. She was great but started giving me BBBJ. I stopped her in like 30 seconds. Am I at risk of std?Ummmm no. You have nothing to worry about. All the girls there are pretty clean. However, please remember that what happened there was a dream and didn't really happen.

[RightyO]

Hey guys, I'm a long time lurker in the tampa thread but am visiting Miami for a friend this weekend, definitely knew I was going to hit up some strip clubs since Latin girls are just my thing LOL. My first adventure was in stir crazy around 230 am after the club. I wanted to go BT but I was saving it for Saturday night since I knew it was going to be good. This place just happened to be 10 min from the place I was staying. Got there cover was $5, tipped the bouncer and asked if I should watch out for anything. Apparently you have to keep track of your songs because those dancers will, and they'll charge you for every single one of them. Now apparently the standard procedure for them there is to dance on stage and then go to every single customer and ask for a dollar. I hate this practice, alot. I walk in, haven't even ordered my drink and some girl comes up asking for a tip for her dance. I politely informed her "I just sat down, did not see your dance, hell I don't even have my drink yet" she storms off upset. Worst part is that another dancer immediately followed with the same method, I wasn't as polite with her. There were about 15 girls there, most Latin girls (yay) but no drop dead beauties. Overall a 6/10 visit, I didn't even bother asking for any extras, I know I'll have a better adventure at BT. I'll keep you guys posted, and if you have any other additional tips that will make this trip memorable, feel free to pm, be safe guys.

[Real Ninja]

Hey guys, I'm a long time lurker in the tampa thread but am visiting Miami for a friend this weekend, definitely knew I was going to hit up some strip clubs since Latin girls are just my thing LOL. My first adventure was in stir crazy around 230 am after the club. I wanted to go BT but I was saving it for Saturday night since I knew it was going to be good. This place just happened to be 10 min from the place I was staying. Got there cover was $5, tipped the bouncer and asked if I should watch out for anything. Apparently you have to keep track of your songs because those dancers will, and they'll charge you for every single one of them. Now apparently the standard procedure for them there is to dance on stage and then go to every single customer and ask for a dollar. I hate this practice, alot. I walk in, haven't even ordered my drink and some girl comes up asking for a tip for her dance. I politely informed her "I just sat down, did not see your dance, hell I don't even have my drink yet" she storms off upset. Worst part is that another dancer immediately followed with the same method, I wasn't as polite with her. There were about 15 girls there, most Latin girls (yay) but no drop dead beauties. Overall a 6/10 visit, I didn't even bother asking for any extras, I know I'll have a better adventure at BT. I'll keep you guys posted, and if you have any other additional tips that will make this trip memorable, feel free to pm, be safe guys.If you are in Miami you are going to have to learn to make the most of the tip walk. Every club that I know of in MIA the majority of the girls do the tip walk. In their minds it if there are 20 guys in the club they should make at least $20 bucks every time they dance. Also keep in mind that most girls especially at run down clubs like Stir Crazy rarely really look at the customers. If you pay attention most girls just look at themselves in the mirror while they dance. Either to confirm that they look good while they dance or; as a coping mechanism to try to block out the fact that their are probably 15 guys "haciendose la paja mental" as we say in Spanish, translation = guys who have a hard on watching them dance while fantasizing about doing nasty things to them. In any case it is not uncommon for girls not to realize you didn't watch their dance because they were not keeping track of who was and was not watching, most likely they just think you are giving some bullshit excuse not to tip them. I always try to make them work for the tip at least, make them grind me for a few moments maybe even squeeze a breast or grab a handful of ass in exchange for that dollar. Most girls will allow that they know they are trying to game you and if you get a little in return they usually will let it fly albeit reluctantly.

Good luck at BTs if you are planning on going during the night shift, make sure you have a few stacks with you. You won't get any attention and much less any extras if you aren't making it rain at BTs. I will say they have some of the most beautiful girls all sizes, races, shapes, and colors you can ask for at the night shift there. But a lot of rich dudes go at night and they spoil these girls badly. So don't expect to show up with $100 and get a BBBJ, because you will leave disappointed.

[The Duke]

Is zoey still here? Tall blonde well stacked from europe. Hoping to visit soon.

[Syck Pyrate]

I used to visit Miami occasionally from Ft Myers, and had some great dreams at Tootsie's, Solid Gold, and Pure Platinum. I know SG shut down and kinda merged with PP, and dime friend told me I can have more great dreams by visiting Diamond Dolls in Pompano Beach. Any feedback from the locals? I was really frustrated by the language barrier at PP, found a lot of that at Tootsies', too, and understand that there is virtually no English spoken at DD. Need some help planning my next trip.

[Tiger Guy X]

Well I set a new record for myself last night in hitting up 3 different strip clubs in one night which is not something I was expecting to do. First up I hit Erotica Cabaret (formerly Stonewalls Lounge). I got there about 12:20 am last night / this morning. It wasn't too busy when I arrived, but it was the normal amount of customers there. Most of the dancers were sitting with the regulars on-hand and a few were just off in their own world sitting with another dancer. Most of the girls on-hand were mostly ones I'd seen on my last trip except maybe one bigger sized blonde Latina. I only stayed for about 1 hr 15 min before I decided to move on since it was getting bored and the only girls I was interested in were just sitting with regs talking (since none were actually getting dances). Next I headed down to Bella's Cabaret. I got inside and had the pay a $5 door. Of course when I got inside the main part it was very dead inside except for a large group of young club hoppers that had decided to make Bella's their spring break party spot. There were lots of dancers probably 20 or so on-hand, but most of them were just sitting down playing with their phone looking utterly board. And a few staring at the group of spring breakers LOL. On the spring breaker note that was probably a group of 12-15 people most looking to be in the early 20's 21-23 age range and most of them were girls with a few guys in the mix too. The girls were mostly dancing sexually with each other. The bouncers were keeping a heavy eye on the ground and a few times went over to breakup the action. The few of us guys that were in the club were mostly being ignored totally LOL. The dancers would go on stage, but most didn't even circulate on the tip walk afterwards and just went back to sitting on their asses. A few did the tip walk and the entire 1 hr I was there only 2 of the dancers actually asked if I wanted a dance. One was the typically girl that mobs you when you walk in the door which I always turn away and hate girls who do that like fucking gheeze let me get a seat and a beer, water, or something first. Needless to say I only stayed 1 hour before I bounced. My final stop of the night was Bare Necessity down on the southside of town since I like down that way. By the time I got there it was a little after 3 am so I knew it would be dead. Not that it's not generally dead here anyways. I got inside and there were few customers and a few dancers (I counted as I was in there and it ended up being 5 dancers available). As seems to be typical with this club there are a few usual faces and a newbie or two. Of the 5 girls I've seen 2-3 of them there previously. Most of the dancers that were here this night were more curvier although they had the one spinner type, but she was definitely the lone one tonight. All the dancers on this night were Latin. I believe. The highlight would be that I got to catch the big booty and big breasted Latin (maybe white? Coco whom I saw on my last trip, but didn't get to get any dances from since some guy had her on lockdown the entire night LOL. I eventually called it a night a little around 430 am and headed home. No VIP for me on this night although I was prepared to do that if I got a good offer, but I only got one and I didn't like that offer so I passed. In all it was a bit of a slow night at all 3 spots which is a bit shocking since it's the end of the month when dancers are usually hustling hard to make that rent, car note, or etc payment.

[GatorBoy]

Looking for recommended places which have good looking black girls, and would be safe for a white guy going on his own. Would appreciate info about prices and stuff as well since I'm from out of the states, and I don't know the scene that well. Thanks.

[Chris5]

Well I set a new record for myself last night in hitting up 3 different strip clubs in one night which is not something I was expecting to do. First up I hit Erotica Cabaret (formerly Stonewalls Lounge). I got there about 12:20 am last night / this morning. It wasn't too busy when I arrived, but it was the normal amount of customers there. Most of the dancers were sitting with the regulars on-hand and a few were just off in their own world sitting with another dancer. Most of the girls on-hand were mostly ones I'd seen on my last trip except maybe one bigger sized blonde Latina. I only stayed for about 1 hr 15 min before I decided to move on since it was getting bored and the only girls I was interested in were just sitting with regs talking (since none were actually getting dances). Next I headed down to Bella's Cabaret. I got inside and had the pay a $5 door. Of course when I got inside the main part it was very dead inside except for a large group of young club hoppers that had decided to make Bella's their spring break party spot. There were lots of dancers probably 20 or so on-hand, but most of them were just sitting down playing with their phone looking utterly board. And a few staring at the group of spring breakers LOL. On the spring breaker note that was probably a group of 12-15 people most looking to be in the early 20's 21-23 age range and most of them were girls with a few guys in the mix too. The girls were mostly dancing sexually with each other. The bouncers were keeping a heavy eye on the ground and a few times went over to breakup the action. The few of us guys that were in the club were mostly being ignored totally LOL...Very nice strip club post dude. Don't you just hate when these lazy chicks just sit on their asses all night! LOL.

C5.

[Chris5]

Can anyone give me any new info about this club? Does it still have the big booty black chicks?

C5.

[Very Scary]

Looking for recommended places which have good looking black girls, and would be safe for a white guy going on his own. Would appreciate info about prices and stuff as well since I'm from out of the states, and I don't know the scene that well. Thanks.Tootsies has a decent about of black girls. If you don't like what you see there then there's an all black girl club two blocks away called The Office.

[Tiger Guy X]

Very nice strip club post dude. Don't you just hate when these lazy chicks just sit on their asses all night! LOL.

C5.Yes I definitely hate that laziness, but it's their loss since I expected them to be hungry given it was the end of the month LOL. I was going to go all out getting lapdances and was prepared to do a VIP too. I'm still sitting on that money so maybe I'll make a run this week or just jump into the BP cesspool.

[Chris5]

Yes I definitely hate that laziness, but it's their loss since I expected them to be hungry given it was the end of the month LOL. I was going to go all out getting lapdances and was prepared to do a VIP too. I'm still sitting on that money so maybe I'll make a run this week or just jump into the BP cesspool.The strip club's in Latin America are the exact same way. In San Jose Costa Rica they all sit on their ass on there phone's texting away and management says nothing at all to them.

C5.

[Joesouncool]

The strip club's in Latin America are the exact same way. In San Jose Costa Rica they all sit on their ass on there phone's texting away and management says nothing at all to them.

C5.Yep. I don't get the girls that go to work and spend all their time in the locker room as well. I've walked in with a couple hundred before and walked out with that same couple of hundred. There are no customers in the locker room, and there are no customers in your phone. You can try to drive business all you want to, but it typically doesn't work out at that moment.

[Tiger Guy X]

The strip club's in Latin America are the exact same way. In San Jose Costa Rica they all sit on their ass on there phone's texting away and management says nothing at all to them.

C5.Yes I've been to Costa Rica and witnessed that there too. Heck I was just down in Costa Rica mid-March engaging in some debauchery LOL. I didn't visit any strip clubs that trip although I planned too initially but I was kept busy at my room at the HDR:-D.

[Glenn Uknow]

Yes I've been to Costa Rica and witnessed that there too. Heck I was just down in Costa Rica mid-March engaging in some debauchery LOL. I didn't visit any strip clubs that trip although I planned too initially but I was kept busy at my room at the HDR:-D.Likewise, I've checked out San Jose, CR. Stayed at and near the DelRey.

And I will tell you that the strip clubs are the last place you should go to secure some female companionship.

[Chris5]

Yes I've been to Costa Rica and witnessed that there too. Heck I was just down in Costa Rica mid-March engaging in some debauchery LOL. I didn't visit any strip clubs that trip although I planned too initially but I was kept busy at my room at the HDR:-D.


Likewise, I've checked out San Jose, CR. Stayed at and near the DelRey.

And I will tell you that the strip clubs are the last place you should go to secure some female companionship.Been there many time's. Definitely beats the strip club scene there.

C5.

[Deboinair]

Been there many time's. Definitely beats the strip club scene there.

C5.Going out the country is light years better than going to strip clubs.

I like Colombia better than Costa Rica. Ever since I went there. I never been back to Costa Rica LOL.

[Bigb18]

Hey guys, I used to go to a strip club club called Centro Espanhol by the Miami Airport were it used to be great action the girls. If you wanted some action on the side it was only $25 and the girls would do everything inside. I know it has been closed for a while, but anyone knows of a place similar like that? Were we could get some action in the club? I heard about tootsies they would do it but for $400 I think that is too much I would like to be in a good price range.

[Atl For Life]

In short, yes. Lots of big booty girls.

Quality used to be off the chain. But over the past year quality has gone down.

You'll still have some fun though. Just don't expect anything spectacular in VIP.


Can anyone give me any new info about this club? Does it still have the big booty black chicks?

C5.

[Chris5]

In short, yes. Lots of big booty girls.

Quality used to be off the chain. But over the past year quality has gone down.

You'll still have some fun though. Just don't expect anything spectacular in VIP.Much appreciated brother.

C5.

[Bzerk55]

Any reviews on Climaxxx? Looking to hit up a few new spots when I go on vacation in 2 weeks, I usually frequent Showgirls Inc or Stir Crazy, want to spread my horizon and checks a few others out will report after visits. Any info or reviews you can reply or just pm me thanks.

[Joker777]

Went to Tootsies last Friday during the day, got a couple of dances from three Cubans and none allowed FIV. Whats up with that. Seems like the younger chicks don't know how its played.

Any intel on girls that play the game?

[DeltaBlack]

Can anyone give me any new info about this club? Does it still have the big booty black chicks?

C5.Lexxx is better but no VIP, cocos doesn't have many attractive girls, it's turned into a sausage fest.

I would look at lexxx or body if your into that.

[Chris5]

Lexxx is better but no VIP, cocos doesn't have many attractive girls, it's turned into a sausage fest.

I would look at lexxx or body if your into that.Much appreciated.

C5.

[DeltaBlack]

Much appreciated.

C5.Np you can try to bargain for a meet up outside the club but nothing happens inside the club.

BackPage escorts the black girls for the most part aren't attractive or decent st all. I guess I need to stop watching porn because what you see in porn doesn't cross over to what you pay for.

[EscortMe]

Any suggestion for a place to get a bachelor party in Miami?

[SubaruWrx]

Went to Tootsies last Friday during the day, got a couple of dances from three Cubans and none allowed FIV. Whats up with that. Seems like the younger chicks don't know how its played.

Any intel on girls that play the game?From personal experience they won't even take their bottoms off in the dance room due to club rules. Anything usually goes in champagne room though. I met a chick at tootsies I still see every few weeks and we meet up at her place (don't have to pay the cover for the room like at the club) so I haven't been back to tootsies in a while.

[Mrhankey89]

So out of the two strip clubs I've been to, which are Foxxy Lady Lounge and tootsies I got to say I love them both for different things. Tootsies during the day was cool. No cover. Lots of attention from the girls and on the stage. I went in broke as fuck happy hour drinks were 3. 50. Girls were nice a model looking. Also went at night. Pornstar looking chicks. Got up to the stage but its hard to get their attention for me I guess. Even if I had cash. How does it work? The dancers on stage get a salary so they are ok with 1 dollar tips and getting touched and putting their tits in my face? Oh man, they spread their pussies open too. Fine fine fine. But $25 lap dances nah. Going to go try again in the day and sit down to see if they sit on my lap and I tip them a bit.

FOXXY lady wow I love it. They come up to you and sit on your lap right away let you touch all you want. $5 lap dances are great. FUll nudity. I was fucked up so I even put my face in her ass. I'm crazy but she said we got to do that in the back. I didn't have money then but I would have definitely blown $20 on her for all the attention. Drinks are cheap too during the day but I don't like the $10 cover at night.

I want to check out Booby Trap on the river. You guys got any reviews?

[Wolf66]

Going out the country is light years better than going to strip clubs.

I like Colombia better than Costa Rica. Ever since I went there. I never been back to Costa Rica LOL.Make sure you check Viva Colombia Airlines, I found RT as cheap as $180 out of MIA.

Where do you go, I do Medellin.

https://www.vivacolombia.co/en-co

[Deboinair]

Make sure you check Viva Colombia Airlines, I found RT as cheap as $180 out of MIA.

Where do you go, I do Medellin.

https://www.vivacolombia.co/en-coThanks for the info! I never even heard of this airline before. I used to take Crappy Spirit. I haven't been to Colombia in almost three years. I moved to AZ but will be moving back to South FL next year.

I do Medellin and stay at the mansion. I will be going for thanksgiving this year.

[Joker777]

"I met a chick at tootsies I still see every few weeks and we meet up at her place (don't have to pay the cover for the room like at the club) so I haven't been back to tootsies in a while".

I also have a Chick I'm banging from Toosies on side, first she wanted 500 then I laughed, got it for 120-150 each time now. I wonder if we banging the same girl. LOL.

[Mrhankey89]

"I met a chick at tootsies I still see every few weeks and we meet up at her place (don't have to pay the cover for the room like at the club) so I haven't been back to tootsies in a while".

I also have a Chick I'm banging from Toosies on side, first she wanted 500 then I laughed, got it for 120-150 each time now. I wonder if we banging the same girl. LOL.How does it work dude? Why are the fine ass girls on stage happy with the $1 tips? They get a salary? Are the girls in the back just hustling for lap dances? That's why they charge so much? $25 a dance?

[Joker777]

How does it work dude? Why are the fine ass girls on stage happy with the $1 tips? They get a salary? Are the girls in the back just hustling for lap dances? That's why they charge so much? $25 a dance?I have been around the Miami strip club scene for many years. I can judge which chick is will to do extras out side. My Clues:

At Tootsies, most of the cubans that move in packs of 3 or more will do FS at the club but not outside and they have a shitty attitude. In fact, this also of them in Tampa.

I go for the other nationalities such as Brazilian where you will most like get to do FIV during a dance. Others notables type are Colombian, Venezuela, and Dominican. If you meet a Puerto Rican then differently grab it as it's the easiest and they understand the game. I don't go for the white chicks and diffidently not any europeans.

Find a girl that's by herself and just start talking buy her a drink and do a dance, if she has half a brain then you'll get a side chick with outside services cheap.

The girls who are happy with the dollars tips probably have some sugar daddy that comes in daily and stuffs $100 dollar bills up there ass and ****. Best to just tip them while they open there **** and move on.

[Deboinair]

How does it work dude? Why are the fine ass girls on stage happy with the $1 tips? They get a salary? Are the girls in the back just hustling for lap dances? That's why they charge so much? $25 a dance?One word. COMPETITION. South FL has the baddest strippers in the USA. These broads have to step up or they starve. What one girl won't do they know another will. Plus most of them are on some kind of drug, love to party, and live in a place they can't afford also so that plays a part. It all costs. I used to complain about the COL in Miami when I lived there, but it is actually beneficial when you are talking about banging strippers, because they need the dough. They are are happy for that dollar, because that can be their pay day. Very smart attitude. I would always laugh at the out of town strippers that thought they were the shit and could get away with being strict with dances. If they said in South FL they ended up changing quickly.

I'm in AZ now and I have to tell you they are the dumbest strippers I've ever encountered. These idiots want to you to treat them like gf's. Needless to say the majority of them are broke, have no car either. Summers here are extremely slow and they still don't get the hint. I always try to get the refs. They understand the game and they make way more money than the rest of the strippers out here.

[Joker777]

One word. COMPETITION. South FL has the baddest strippers in the USA. These broads have to step up or they starve. What one girl won't do they know another will. Plus most of them are on some kind of drug, love to party, and live in a place they can't afford also so that plays a part. It all costs. I used to complain about the COL in Miami when I lived there, but it is actually beneficial when you are talking about banging strippers, because they need the dough. They are are happy for that dollar, because that can be their pay day. Very smart attitude. I would always laugh at the out of town strippers that thought they were the shit and could get away with being strict with dances. If they said in South FL they ended up changing quickly.

I'm in AZ now and I have to tell you they are the dumbest strippers I've ever encountered. These idiots want to you to treat them like gf's. Needless to say the majority of them are broke, have no car either. Summers here are extremely slow and they still don't get the hint. I always try to get the refs. They understand the game and they make way more money than the rest of the strippers out here.I travel a lot and always go to clubs in other cities and I'm always disappointed. But it's easier to get laid in other states as compared to South Florida. I once had an dream in Broward where I walk into BT and this Cuban chick said hi and I said " how is going" she replied 15 o. LOL. Right off the back the price was offered. Need lest to say I banged to help out of that Moulta. I ended up seeing her frequently at her apartment. I had the same experience with Colombians I met years ago, before Obama ran them all out. I had 4 girls to my desire anytime I wanted for like 80-120 at their place. I go to Vegas a lot on business and just laugh when I see clubs and men in line to get in.

From my experience, if it ain't Miami, Tijuana is the closest to it. I would fly to San Diego just to visit Tijuana at least once a year- that's place is off the chain.

A little off topic but my two cents.

JK777.

[Deboinair]

I travel a lot and always go to clubs in other cities and I'm always disappointed. But it's easier to get laid in other states as compared to South Florida. I once had an dream in Broward where I walk into BT and this Cuban chick said hi and I said " how is going" she replied 15 o. LOL. Right off the back the price was offered. Need lest to say I banged to help out of that Moulta. I ended up seeing her frequently at her apartment. I had the same experience with Colombians I met years ago, before Obama ran them all out. I had 4 girls to my desire anytime I wanted for like 80-120 at their place. I go to Vegas a lot on business and just laugh when I see clubs and men in line to get in.

From my experience, if it ain't Miami, Tijuana is the closest to it. I would fly to San Diego just to visit Tijuana at least once a year- that's place is off the chain.

A little off topic but my two cents.

JK777.Definitely no comparison of South FL to any other club in the US. Maybe I'm mis reading your post you are saying it's easier to get laid in other states vs South FL? Are you talking about regular dating or pay for play? Because I think South FL reigns supreme with pay for play. I mean prices alone are the cheapest around the states IMO. They are idiots in Phoenix as far as strippers with OTC. I was messing around with this one stripper and I said I would give her $$$ of OTC. Knowing good and damn well I would never pay that much, I just wanted to see what she would say. The broad had the nerve to say that is way too low, but the idiot complains about how it's so slow and she is not making any money. I was baffled. In South FL I would have got her for less and it would have banged her the same day. I had quite a few Colombianas, Puerto Ricans, and Nicas as regulars when I was in Miami for that dollar range also. It's so impossible to do that in other states IMO.

Actually I'm glad you mentioned Tijuana. I'm only an hour flight from San Diego and I want to check it out. I've been hesistating on going because quite frankly I don't find Mexican women attractive. Too hard to sift for ones with good bodies. The majority are shaped like Sponge Bob whether they are skinny or fat. I mean when been having beautiful Colombianas and other latinas it's hard to down grade. LOL But I did hear great reviews about a hotel called Hong Kong. Checked out the website and I'm interested. This is what I probably have to do out here as the strip club is very bad. I mean I have gotten some OTC out here but it is just too much work.

[Joker777]

Definitely no comparison of South FL to any other club in the US. Maybe I'm mis reading your post you are saying it's easier to get laid in other states vs South FL? Are you talking about regular dating or pay for play? Because I think South FL reigns supreme with pay for play. I mean prices alone are the cheapest around the states IMO. They are idiots in Phoenix as far as strippers with OTC. I was messing around with this one stripper and I said I would give her $$$ of OTC. Knowing good and damn well I would never pay that much, I just wanted to see what she would say. The broad had the nerve to say that is way too low, but the idiot complains about how it's so slow and she is not making any money. I was baffled. In South FL I would have got her for less and it would have banged her the same day. I had quite a few Colombianas, Puerto Ricans, and Nicas as regulars when I was in Miami for that dollar range also. It's so impossible to do that in other states IMO.

Actually I'm glad you mentioned Tijuana. I'm only an hour flight from San Diego and I want to check it out. I've been hesistating on going because quite frankly I don't find Mexican women attractive. Too hard to sift for ones with good bodies. The majority are shaped like Sponge Bob whether they are skinny or fat. I mean when been having beautiful Colombianas and other latinas it's hard to down grade. LOL But I did hear great reviews about a hotel called Hong Kong. Checked out the website and I'm interested. This is what I probably have to do out here as the strip club is very bad. I mean I have gotten some OTC out here but it is just too much work.I meant its easier to get laid in other states. Especially east of Texas. Recently spent alot of time in NC, GA,SC, AL. I picked up alot of waitress type girls and it seems like if you mention you're from Miami they are eager to spread their legs, maybe they think I was going to rescue them from their shithole states LOL. Also banged 2 MILFS in their late forties that had money but just could not get dick, these I got from a local bar and I mean easy. I normally don't go for white pussy in south florida but I was sure laying pipe then. But nothing beats the latin chongas with the big ass sweet pussies. I'm always eager to return home.

I'll touch on Tijuana but you can find out more Internationalsexguide. HongKong is a club not hotel and it really beats any club in Miami even Toosies for the size and amount of girls in there. I wasnt into mexican chicas also because of their bodies and spare tire around their waste line But the one in Tijuana are not like the ones in the states, it almost like a different breed of woman. These chicks revival the colombians and Nicas believe it or not. I was talking to this chick I banged and she said the fine looking mexicans come form Sinalola and other areas near the pacific coast. I guess we get the ugly ones from the east in the states of mexico. I had a lot of fun there and its cheap, you get FS in hotel for Miami SW wages. Just do your research and they speak more english there than most people in maimi, LOL.

[Bigcockyman]

My girlfriend and I will be in Miami June 10 for a few nights. She wants to go to a strip club one night. We are staying in South Beach. Which club has the best looking dancers? Not looking for extras on this trip! Any recommendations welcomed!!

[Joker777]

Went to Tootsies last night around 7:30 pm, place was somewhat busy but hardly any girls walking around. Saw a bunch sitting on their cuolos waiting for 8 so they could leave. Could not even get a drink ordered since the waitress won't stop buy. What is wrong with the chicks these days, don't they know how to make money?? I didn't even drop a dollar in this place. Someone please open a ST like the good old days. If these girls where SW walkers than they would probably be in electric scooters since they some fxxxking lazy. ,

[Very Scary]

My girlfriend and I will be in Miami June 10 for a few nights. She wants to go to a strip club one night. We are staying in South Beach. Which club has the best looking dancers? Not looking for extras on this trip! Any recommendations welcomed!!Your best bet would be to go to E11 even. It's strip club / night club. It's downtown so it's close to south beach. The strippers are hot, hotter than most of the girls at Tootsies now days. The prices are a little higher than most clubs. If you want something a little cheaper than Tootsies is about a 25-30 min drive from south beach if the traffic is decent.

[Tiger Guy X]

Went to Tootsies last night around 7:30 pm, place was somewhat busy but hardly any girls walking around. Saw a bunch sitting on their cuolos waiting for 8 so they could leave. Could not even get a drink ordered since the waitress won't stop buy. What is wrong with the chicks these days, don't they know how to make money?? I didn't even drop a dollar in this place. Someone please open a ST like the good old days. If these girls where SW walkers than they would probably be in electric scooters since they some fxxxking lazy. ,I agree with you. Seems to be a common occurrence in strip clubs all over these days. I put it on the management. I would think when they hire a new dancer even though they are independent contractors they would at least give them a rundown of how they should be doing business in the club. It is actually in the clubs best interests to do this since that will ensure customers have a good time and thus stay in the club spending money so both the club and dancer wins. Unfortunately that doesn't seem to be how things work these days. Most clubs I go in most of the dancers don't circulate at all outside of the tip walk or for other areas / states doing their on-stage dances. The ironic part is that the only girls I see that tend to circulate tends to be the less than desirable dancers that are well past their prime and who should probably retire and be the house mom LOL.

[Tiger Guy X]

I stopped by Bare Necessity this past Monday 6/5 around 11:30 pm. This club was pretty dead, but that's not too uncommon for this spot LOL especially on a Monday. I initially only saw 2 dancers Patty (the old latina that probably should have retired 20 years ago) and Nautica a tatted up, fat booty, latina whom I've never seen in this club before. I was interested in at least getting a dance or two from Nautica, but she was sitting with another customer. I sat for a bit drinking a beer before Patty came over. I wasn't into her at all, but I eventually got a dance and sent her on her way. Luckily there ended up being a few other girls on-hand just they were in the back room and later on a few other regulars came into work so things picked up a little. I was pretty much loaded that night and had came prepared to do a VIP if anyone caught my eye, but by the time things got better it was so late I just called it a night. Overall just a bunch of regular dances this night outside of Nautica. There was another dancer Natalie that also came in that I don't recall ever seeing before, but it could just be the days I typically come in they don't work. A few other regulars that came in were Peaches, Sophia, Shanel. I got dances from 2 of those 3 although Sophia is usually my reg chick in this spot I didn't get to catch her this trip.

[ManInMiami]

My girlfriend and I will be in Miami June 10 for a few nights. She wants to go to a strip club one night. We are staying in South Beach. Which club has the best looking dancers? Not looking for extras on this trip! Any recommendations welcomed!!Scarletts is in my opinion the best for couples.

[Deboinair]

Went to Tootsies last night around 7:30 pm, place was somewhat busy but hardly any girls walking around. Saw a bunch sitting on their cuolos waiting for 8 so they could leave. Could not even get a drink ordered since the waitress won't stop buy. What is wrong with the chicks these days, don't they know how to make money?? I didn't even drop a dollar in this place. Someone please open a ST like the good old days. If these girls where SW walkers than they would probably be in electric scooters since they some fxxxking lazy.

These hoes are extremely lazy now. The emergence of social media plays a huge role. The hustler women we know are making money off of intsagram and snap chat so they are not stripping. The strip club continues to get worse.

Age plays a role also. The younger strippers are very lazy and just expect you to give them money without any effort on their part. Up selling is at an all time high also. I can't tell you how many times I had a deal and the young **** ruins it by up selling. It's the new society. Looks like you have to catch them when they are desperate. Their stupidity makes them broke often.

[Joker777]

I went again last night and the same shit happened but this time I actually bought a drink. I fee like calling or going on their website to complain. This is unreal. Also I have noticed that the girls are not even trying to learn to dance, all they do is shake from side to side. Are we spoiling these hoes? They need to learn the dam business or get out.

Also, how are these girls making money on Instagram and snap chat, I am not social media savvy. Some please explain.

I went to BT is pompano about 4 weeks ago and those hoes knows the game. I got it all within 35 min from walking in. These little plastics hoes better step up. This papi ain't given you a propina because unless you bust it wide open.

I miss the pink pussy cat, porkeys, treasure island days.

[Very Scary]

I went again last night and the same shit happened but this time I actually bought a drink. I fee like calling or going on their website to complain. This is unreal. Also I have noticed that the girls are not even trying to learn to dance, all they do is shake from side to side. Are we spoiling these hoes? They need to learn the dam business or get out.

Also, how are these girls making money on Instagram and snap chat, I am not social media savvy. Some please explain.

I went to BT is pompano about 4 weeks ago and those hoes knows the game. I got it all within 35 min from walking in. These little plastics hoes better step up. This papi ain't given you a propina because unless you bust it wide open.

I miss the pink pussy cat, porkeys, treasure island days.A lot of the girls at Tootsies hate going on stage. From talking to them most say they feel like a piece of meat. They can actually pay $40 to not have to go on stage for the night. I tell them that dancing on stage is free advertisement, how else is a guy suppose to know if you're good or not. The response I get is if a guy really likes them then he will get a lap dance. If he likes the lap dance then he will get more. Strippers aren't very smart.

If you're at tootsies and you really like a girl just pull her aside and most will be more than happy to talk if they think you're going to spend money.

[KWMonger]

I don't get it, they are a piece of meat LOL, if they don't want to be meat they shouldn't be on the block.


A lot of the girls at Tootsies hate going on stage. From talking to them most say they feel like a piece of meat. They can actually pay $40 to not have to go on stage for the night. I tell them that dancing on stage is free advertisement, how else is a guy suppose to know if you're good or not. The response I get is if a guy really likes them then he will get a lap dance. If he likes the lap dance then he will get more. Strippers aren't very smart.

If you're at tootsies and you really like a girl just pull her aside and most will be more than happy to talk if they think you're going to spend money.

[Ace87]

Making my way down south from Jacksonville for the first time in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions on where to go?

[Liquid3867]

Making my way down south from Jacksonville for the first time in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions on where to go?Go to Tootsie's.

[Ace87]

Go to Tootsie's.I see Chad Johnson talking about it all the time. I'll definitely make my way in there.

[Joker777]

Making my way down south from Jacksonville for the first time in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions on where to go?These clubs are full of Latinas but Tootsies has a mixture. Most of the Latinas are lazy and Cuban who feel entitled for your tip. You won't get a 40 BBBJCIM like you do at The doll house in JAX.

[Joker777]

I am amazed that I'm now hearing about this place. Anyone try it out yet. It's at the old Centro location.

[Rebel Rok]

I stopped by Bare Necessity this past Monday 6/5 around 11:30 pm. This club was pretty dead, but that's not too uncommon for this spot LOL especially on a Monday. I initially only saw 2 dancers Patty (the old latina that probably should have retired 20 years ago) and Nautica a tatted up, fat booty, latina whom I've never seen in this club before. I was interested in at least getting a dance or two from Nautica, but she was sitting with another customer. I sat for a bit drinking a beer before Patty came over. I wasn't into her at all, but I eventually got a dance and sent her on her way. Luckily there ended up being a few other girls on-hand just they were in the back room and later on a few other regulars came into work so things picked up a little. I was pretty much loaded that night and had came prepared to do a VIP if anyone caught my eye, but by the time things got better it was so late I just called it a night. Overall just a bunch of regular dances this night outside of Nautica. There was another dancer Natalie that also came in that I don't recall ever seeing before, but it could just be the days I typically come in they don't work. A few other regulars that came in were Peaches, Sophia, Shanel. I got dances from 2 of those 3 although Sophia is usually my reg chick in this spot I didn't get to catch her this trip.I haven't been down south in s long time. Used to go here a lot because it was so low key and the bar girks are awesome.

Never did a private dance great always wanted to but bever pulled to he trigger. Is it worth it.

[Tiger Guy X]

I went again last night and the same shit happened but this time I actually bought a drink. I fee like calling or going on their website to complain. This is unreal. Also I have noticed that the girls are not even trying to learn to dance, all they do is shake from side to side. Are we spoiling these hoes? They need to learn the dam business or get out.

Also, how are these girls making money on Instagram and snap chat, I am not social media savvy. Some please explain.

I went to BT is pompano about 4 weeks ago and those hoes knows the game. I got it all within 35 min from walking in. These little plastics hoes better step up. This papi ain't given you a propina because unless you bust it wide open.

I miss the pink pussy cat, porkeys, treasure island days.Even though the question was asked of me I can answer this. Most of these Instagram / Snapchat chicks are making one in a few of these ways:

1) escorting which is pretty obvious and some are upfront about it whereas others are more lowkey. By having an instagram / snapchat they basically build up a client base of horny guys they know want to get with them. Unfortunately a lot of them get inflated egos and their prices goes up.

2) they use instagram / snapchat to try to get you to go to their "premium" site where you're expected to pay to see them get naked live or pay to access their pre-recorded naked videos. There are even a few I've seen that even say they don't get naked on their "premium" stuff just tease.

3) they make money by promoting stuff like the plethora of cleansing drinks, protein shakes, waist trainers, pushing people to follow some other instagram person albeit another girl, some rapper / singer. Typically only those with a ton of followers get to do this so we're talking those in the 100K+ range

4) just flat out asking dumb guys to buy stuff off their wishlist from amazon or some other site they can then turn around and sell (or not have to spend their own money to buy).

Those are the main ways girls are making money on instagram. Of course you also have those whom are hoping to connect with an athlete, entertainer, or etc so they can be the next kardashian type LOL.

[KWMonger]

That's amazing, had no idea these hoes have that kind of angle on making coin, WTF everybody got an angle and it all about the money. Very informative report TY.


Even though the question was asked of me I can answer this. Most of these Instagram / Snapchat chicks are making one in a few of these ways:

1) escorting which is pretty obvious and some are upfront about it whereas others are more lowkey. By having an instagram / snapchat they basically build up a client base of horny guys they know want to get with them. Unfortunately a lot of them get inflated egos and their prices goes up.

2) they use instagram / snapchat to try to get you to go to their "premium" site where you're expected to pay to see them get naked live or pay to access their pre-recorded naked videos. There are even a few I've seen that even say they don't get naked on their "premium" stuff just tease.

3) they make money by promoting stuff like the plethora of cleansing drinks, protein shakes, waist trainers, pushing people to follow some other instagram person albeit another girl, some rapper / singer. Typically only those with a ton of followers get to do this so we're talking those in the 100K+ range

4) just flat out asking dumb guys to buy stuff off their wishlist from amazon or some other site they can then turn around and sell (or not have to spend their own money to buy).

Those are the main ways girls are making money on instagram. Of course you also have those whom are hoping to connect with an athlete, entertainer, or etc so they can be the next kardashian type LOL.

[Tiger Guy X]

I've been planning to check out Showgirls since it's another of the clubs on the southside of town although it's a bit farther than Bare Necessity, Stir Crazy, and BTs Sunset which are all closer to where I reside. Well my first trip to Showgirls happened last night as I arrived about 11:30 pm. They charged me a $6 cover (kind of a odd figure to charge LOL). It wasn't too crowded, but there was enough people on-hand. There was an ok selection of dancers which I recon was probably in the 15'ish range. The selection of dancers was probably 80% Hispanic (possibly could be a non-hispanic white girl mixed in but no idea) and 20% black (I think there were 4 black girls). The selection of the girls was ok. The black girls tend to be the more bootylicious types if you want that. The Hispanic girls were also bootylicious although maybe slightly less LOL. Most of the girls were on the smaller side breasts wise. There was one or two whom had some bolt-ons though which is typical of Miami. There were girls for all taste a few petite / spinner types and up (although they were all of the Hispanic variety). Even though the placed leaned heavy Hispanic most of the girls seem to be bilingual and understand English unlike some of the other clubs around town. As is typical of Miami clubs they definitely do the tip walk at this club as usual. They have a little rotation of girls from the mainstage to a barstage (if you can call it that LOL) so on the tip walk is a bit more frequent rather than clubs where there is only 1 stage and you get a little bit of a reprieve between a dancers on-stage sets. The drinks (beers) are the typical $6'ish as at most clubs. The drink hustle is not too bad at least it wasn't for me. The waitress asked initially and only checked back when she saw my drink was done. She didn't pester me when a dancer stopped by to ask me to buy the dancer a drink. I also wasn't hit up for a drink by any dancer either so both of those are pluses in my book as that gets irritating at some clubs. The club closes at 3 am on Sunday which I wasn't expecting (I didn't bother to check ahead of time unfortunately). I got asked by a few dancers about getting a lapdance, but as seems to be standard in clubs these days some just ignored me altogether. That was not a biggie though as I did get to get lapdances from the 2 top dancers I had my eyes on to get dances from which were Stephanie and Isabella. I got dances from others but too. Stephanie did ask about VIP, but didn't really give me enough of a sense what she was about so I didn't really inquire too much more about it. Overall it was an ok stop. I will plan to visit again as I'm really trying to work the clubs on my side of town more and maybe build up a connect for some otc LOL.

[Deboinair]

That's amazing, had no idea these hoes have that kind of angle on making coin, WTF everybody got an angle and it all about the money. Very informative report TY.Tiger is 1000%correct. And no these hoes aren't smart. Always blame men. You always have pimp type guys that give them ideas. Then the sucker simp guys that fall for it. So any half decent ho can make money off of Snapchat or Instagram now. Thus the reduction of good strippers.

Times have changed. I'll be damn if I will over pay for these ego inflated plastic hoes.

Men are to blame. Too many idiots try to treat these broads like gfs. I really can't see how these idiots buy stuff off their wishlist and only get a thank you and a pic. Smh

Too many enablers ruin the game.

[Tiger Guy X]

Well since I still had a lot of the money I was planning the spend the previous night at Showgirls I decided to hit up Bella's Cabaret since I'd not been to either of my little favorite hole in the walls spots up in Hialeah in a while. I got to Bella's just a little after 9 pm as the NBA Finals game had just started. This club was dead like seriously dead even on a big game night which was a bit shocking. On this night there was no cover and I went right in after getting the security wand treatment. There were probably as many dancers as customers at the time of my arrival. Most of the dancers were either sitting with the few customers on-hand or were sitting in groups together looking bored as hell. Given how slow it was I did get a decent look at what girls were available. This was typical Bellas in that almost all of the girls were Hispanic (mostly Cuban I'm guessing) expect Becky the big booty white german chick. Most of the Hispanic chicks were on the skinny / petite size with smaller boobs except for the big booty MILF type chick whose name escapes me at the moment and another rather tall busty blonde chick. In typical Bella's fashion the waitresses were quick on the drink hustle in ever single time a dancer stopped by and was there more than 30 secs they would rush over to ask if I wanted to buy the dancer a drink. That is certainly the most irritating part of both Bellas and Erotica up the street which really kills my damn vibe. Anyways I did end up getting a lapdances from a few girls. Unfortunately given how dead it was I couldn't use the technique of seeing which dancers guys took to get lapdances and which ones seem to never get taken to get a lapdance since those are usually ones to avoid. Of the girls I did get lapdance from the worst was probably the best looking Cuban chick I got a dance from. Her lapdance just sucked overall she literally sat don my knee area and faced me not to mention she asked for the lapdance fee up front. I don't know why but whenever a dancer does that it just rubs me the wrong way and it definitely ensures I never get more than 1 dance from them. Not to mention every dancer I've ever had ask for the lapdance fee up front before the lapdance has utterly sucked so maybe they do that since they know they are about to give you a shitty dance and perhaps some guys have tried to screw them afterwards. By the time the Finals game ended it was still pretty dead as the amount of customers hadn't really changed with a trickling in of new customers and other left. After the Finals ended I ended up doing a VIP with Becky. It was a nice time although I probably should have tried to negotiate a better rate given how dead it was LOL. Needless to say the looks on some of those dances faces when I passed by them to go to the VIP with Becky was priceless especially those who sat on their ass and never really approached me as I can certainly say if some of them were chill and cool I'd likely have gone with one of them given I did actually come here to get my Latina fix LOL.

[Joker777]

Stop by BT's as traffic was backed up around 7 pm. This used to be my favorite place as it was on my way home back in the day. 95% of the chicks are cuban and it's a real turn off as they have the worst attitude. Also I was shocked at the $20 entrance fee that night but I still went in for lack of a better idea. Sat at the front bar and it literally took one hour to get a drink. I has many dreams in this place along with many take outs years ago when the chicks were 10 % cuban and 90% other. Thanks Obama! Anyway, met this Colombian chick who sat with me for awhile as I practiced my broken spanish. It amazes me that I can still have a conversation with south american chicks vs cubans with out being fluent in spanish. After about and one houring talking I got a couple of lap dances with FIV action and titty sucking like I expected. These girls know the game rules. Anyway her names is Luara and she's her until the end of the year, and staying in south beach with other chicks. I got another take out special.

Met up with her during lunch and banged the shit out of her today. Got to love Colombian pussy.

[DeltaBlack]

Tiger is 1000%correct. And no these hoes aren't smart. Always blame men. You always have pimp type guys that give them ideas. Then the sucker simp guys that fall for it. So any half decent ho can make money off of Snapchat or Instagram now. Thus the reduction of good strippers.

Times have changed. I'll be damn if I will over pay for these ego inflated plastic hoes.

Men are to blame. Too many idiots try to treat these broads like gfs. I really can't see how these idiots buy stuff off their wishlist and only get a thank you and a pic. Smh

Too many enablers ruin the game.Amen, reminds me of 60 dollar backpage hoes who find a escort site forum, get some photoshopped pictures, in some rented outfits and start demanding $350 for 30 minutes of action.

I tell hoes I'll just masterbate before I pay you anything over 100 bucks like a nut is worth $700 dollars.

Honestly I try to stay in the hood with the ghetto girls and fuck them for cheap before they get around the pros and start demanding big bucks.

When she talks like Cindy and Becky I'm out LOL.

[Deboinair]

Amen, reminds me of 60 dollar backpage hoes who find a escort site forum, get some photoshopped pictures, in some rented outfits and start demanding $350 for 30 minutes of action.

I tell hoes I'll just masterbate before I pay you anything over 100 bucks like a nut is worth $700 dollars.

Honestly I try to stay in the hood with the ghetto girls and fuck them for cheap before they get around the pros and start demanding big bucks.

When she talks like Cindy and Becky I'm out LOL.I'm used to getting a exotic chick from the range of 100-150. I mean I haven't lived in Miami for 3 years now. I wonder if that rate has changed. I personally just stay away from the ghetto chicks. I hate weave and for a little more, I'd be getting a exotic chick. Ghetto chicks you can just talk to and hook up with. Just have some weed or whatever drug of choice and you in there.

But the social media is fucking up the game.

[ToniSnif]

"I met a chick at tootsies I still see every few weeks and we meet up at her place (don't have to pay the cover for the room like at the club) so I haven't been back to tootsies in a while".

I also have a Chick I'm banging from Toosies on side, first she wanted 500 then I laughed, got it for 120-150 each time now. I wonder if we banging the same girl. LOL.She looking for new customers LOL.

[DeltaBlack]

I'm used to getting a exotic chick from the range of 100-150. I mean I haven't lived in Miami for 3 years now. I wonder if that rate has changed. I personally just stay away from the ghetto chicks. I hate weave and for a little more, I'd be getting a exotic chick. Ghetto chicks you can just talk to and hook up with. Just have some weed or whatever drug of choice and you in there.

But the social media is fucking up the game.Where you get the exotic girls at?