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If any of you guys know of any similar heavily Latin clubs then let me asap. I'm probably going to go tonight around midnight.Why don't you try Playmates and Stir Crazy?
Tiger Guy X
11-13-13, 15:52
Why don't you try Playmates and Stir Crazy?Thanks for the info. I did drop by Playmates around 1 AM Saturday / Sunday. Unfortunately it was extremely crowded so I I didn't say but maybe 30 minutes, had a beer, then left as I knew it'd be an uphill battle that particular night. I ultimately went back to Bella's Cabaret and got some nice VIP with one of the Latina ladies.
CollegeGuy
11-15-13, 19:21
Thanks for the info. I did drop by Playmates around 1 AM Saturday / Sunday. Unfortunately it was extremely crowded so I I didn't say but maybe 30 minutes, had a beer, then left as I knew it'd be an uphill battle that particular night. I ultimately went back to Bella's Cabaret and got some nice VIP with one of the Latina ladies.Almost everytime I go to playmates its crowded, so I usually end up somewhere like the Pink Pony where the talent is more hit and miss.
Normal Guy
11-20-13, 21:32
Same faces, and miscellaneous other body parts...
VIP is like a room for a Princess with a huge kingsize bed, not a dingy cubicle.
71st Street in Normandy, just a couple blocks west of Collins Ave.
Norm.
Normal Guy
11-20-13, 23:57
Thanks for the info. I did drop by Playmates around 1 AM Saturday / Sunday. Unfortunately it was extremely crowded so I I didn't say but maybe 30 minutes, had a beer, then left as I knew it'd be an uphill battle that particular night. I ultimately went back to Bella's Cabaret and got some nice VIP with one of the Latina ladies.Where is Bella's? What's it like? I've never been there...
Normal Guy
11-26-13, 20:09
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.
Mr Clubberman
11-26-13, 20:24
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.Ratings from a site I trust follow:
Excellent (3). 3.9%.
Very Good (18). 23.7%.
Average (33). 43.4%.
Poor (15). 19.7%.
Terrible (7). 9.2%.
Most say a waste of money. Your call, but it is the only one I know of close by SOBE.
Very Scary
11-26-13, 22:20
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.Just don't do it. I went there sometime during the summer. Still 20 to get in. They only have so cheap crappy beer that they pour into a dixie cup. The lap dances already cost 25 bucks but the girls make you pay an extra 25 to touch them during the dance. Upstairs VIP was 300. The club takes 100 of that and the girl gets the 200. The girl I picked told me everything was available if I went, then when we get up there she only gave me lap dances. I'll never go there again.
FrankieFastNut
11-29-13, 12:34
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.I've been to that club twice and each time I get less and less action for my money. First time I went I had to pay 20 cover, we Sat. Down near the stage, the waitress makes you buy overpriced non-alcoholic beer, the girls on stage are average around a 6, and the lap dance rooms depending on the girl won't let you touch. Totally not worth it if you want to show out of towners Miami Strip Clubs, my best advice is to take them to Tootsies, there are 150-200 VIP tables, and upstairs VIP with bottle starts at 250 and all the girls go up there and spend time with you, THEY DO NOT ASK FOR TIP FOR THEIR DANCE at Tootsies. Also wonderland and Deans Gold are near the area but they are pretty expensive, for the hottest girls it has to be wonderland.
Everything that people are saying are true, they should close Madonna but I'm guessing the only reason why it's still open is be because it's the only 18 and over club and this stupid 20 $ cover. I went with my buddy of mine, he was so piss after getting the special 2 dances for 1. You couldn't touch her and shit LOL thank god I didn't take her because she looked good, better then all walking sticks! To not let this horrible experience ruined our night, we called regular BP girl and called it a night.
I've been to that club twice and each time I get less and less action for my money. First time I went I had to pay 20 cover, we Sat. Down near the stage, the waitress makes you buy overpriced non-alcoholic beer, the girls on stage are average around a 6, and the lap dance rooms depending on the girl won't let you touch. Totally not worth it if you want to show out of towners Miami Strip Clubs, my best advice is to take them to Tootsies, there are 150-200 VIP tables, and upstairs VIP with bottle starts at 250 and all the girls go up there and spend time with you, THEY DO NOT ASK FOR TIP FOR THEIR DANCE at Tootsies. Also wonderland and Deans Gold are near the area but they are pretty expensive, for the hottest girls it has to be wonderland.
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.If you guys have people from out of town take them to Tootsies or Scarletts if you're goin North. Otherwise you can head towards the grove and check out Playmates.
Madonnas is the lamest excuse for a titty bar. I see sexier women watching the Finstones. You can get a better friction dance at CVS bumpng into a hot chick at the checkout. The bastards that own that place are just trying to rip off tourists. Avoid this place at all costs. Period. Exclamation point.
Every dollar you spend there is wasted! If you walk in there with four dudes they have already sucked $80 bucks out of your pocket.
ShadowKnigh305
11-30-13, 18:22
I have a work event at the Miami Beach Conv. Cntr and there are some guys who want me to take them out because I know the town. I was thinking to take them to a place farther away, but if needed Madonnas is fairly close.
I've never had a good experience there, but have not been there in years. Any tips? Prices? VIP-FSable?
And.LOL well Norm, as you can see Madonna's is not the place to go. I wasted a ton of money in there when I was 18 and got an expensive dance from a Latina with Bolt ons' and dick breath. I would recommend just making the trek to tootsies.
I went to tootsies recently and had a great time. I stumbled in there at 4 in the morning from another strip club. The cover was like ten bucks. The girls in there looked amazing, but there were mostly Latinas. I was hoping to see a nice mix of girls, I guess its cause I came so late. Anyways, after a quick drink I got a dance from a petite Latina with a nice body. The dance was pretty high mileage, but for 25 a pop it better be. She told me the VIP room was 5.00 for her and the room LOL. She looked really good, but there was no way I could forgive myself if I did that.
Normal Guy
12-01-13, 16:42
LOL well Norm, as you can see Madonna's is not the place to go. I wasted a ton of money in there when I was 18 and got an expensive dance from a Latina with Bolt ons' and dick breath. I would recommend just making the trek to tootsies.
I went to tootsies recently and had a great time. I stumbled in there at 4 in the morning from another strip club. The cover was like ten bucks. The girls in there looked amazing, but there were mostly Latinas. I was hoping to see a nice mix of girls, I guess its cause I came so late. Anyways, after a quick drink I got a dance from a petite Latina with a nice body. The dance was pretty high mileage, but for 25 a pop it better be. She told me the VIP room was 5.00 for her and the room LOL. She looked really good, but there was no way I could forgive myself if I did that.
Yes, Toot$ies has talent, but I'm not a fan. At BTs or PTs you can do $$girl and .6/ house.
So I had about 2 hours to kill before heading to work so I stopped by tootsies for a beer and to check out some ass and titties, As I walked in I was kinda disappointed as the girl on stage was a solid 5 and it was dead, but fuck it Sunday at 1 pm what do you expect. Grabbed a beer and a chair and halfway thru a beer this sexy cuban chick walks up we talk for a while and she ended up taking me for a lapdance. We ended up at the far end and she offered FS right there in the lap room for 220 and just to pay for the room if I wanted to go upstairs, I ended up asking her how much for OS and she said $120 so I went for it and she went all out and let me touch her and suckon her tits. I ended up buying her a drink and she gave me her number and said to hit her up if I want her services again. Not going to put her on blast as I might put that number to use LOL. Never a bad time at tootsies.
I like hitting tootsies at daytime. Went today around midday as I had some time before work, it was kinda dead but after 5-10 minutes I was approached by this fine little cuban chick and we talked she talked me into a dance and we went ended up with a BJ for 120 right in the laproom. She was incredible I ended up buying her a drink after and she chilled with me for a little and ended up giving me her number. Definitely going to call her it was great she let me touch her all over and said she was even down for anal.
FrankieFastNut
12-03-13, 02:06
To not let this horrible experience ruined our night, we called regular BP girl and called it a night.LOL I usually do the same on a bad night, but I don't call a BP girl anymore because they are usually way uglier when you get to their incall or when they show up on an outcall. So I started lapdancing girls that I like from stripclubs and I will get their phone numbers, I got a lot of strippers numbers in my phone so what I do is just text all of them the amount that I'm willing to spend that night, It can be anywhere from $80 for half hour, to $150 for an hour, if any dancer is off work or bored she will text me back, but the really high end girls always text me back asking for $200+, I'll only pay that if I'm really desperate.
Member #4860
12-03-13, 02:48
Frankie, not a bad strategy but you have to factor in all the coin that goes into getting those strippers' digits in the first place. So you have a very valuable database there which you should guard closely because you've already invested in it. I'm not going to ask you to share that database, but I will say that your strategy is good enough to be adopted by mongers of every level. Good work!
LOL I usually do the same on a bad night, but I don't call a BP girl anymore because they are usually way uglier when you get to their incall or when they show up on an outcall. So I started lapdancing girls that I like from stripclubs and I will get their phone numbers, I got a lot of strippers numbers in my phone so what I do is just text all of them the amount that I'm willing to spend that night, It can be anywhere from $80 for half hour, to $150 for an hour, if any dancer is off work or bored Kshe will text me back, but the really high end girls always text me back asking for $200+, I'll only pay that if I'm really desperate.
FrankieFastNut
12-04-13, 01:14
Frankie, not a bad strategy but you have to factor in all the coin that goes into getting those strippers' digits in the first place. So you have a very valuable database there which you should guard closely because you've already invested in it. I'm not going to ask you to share that database, but I will say that your strategy is good enough to be adopted by mongers of every level. Good work!Thanks Mundo!! Honestly it means a lot coming from an expert monger with over 900 posts, you have provided and continue to provide priceless info from all of your mongering adventures, and you are correct, I have over 6 years worth of hitting up strip clubs and lapdancing chicks and getting numbers, and getting rejected for numbers, or finding out that the girl doesn't do takeout, etc. Its an expensive hobby but at least I know the ones on my phone are ones that I have already invested $25 for and these are girls willing to do takeout. This allows me to breathe a little easier knowing that I got quality tail when needed even on bad nights.
Frankie, not a bad strategy but you have to factor in all the coin that goes into getting those strippers' digits in the first place. So you have a very valuable database there which you should guard closely because you've already invested in it. I'm not going to ask you to share that database, but I will say that your strategy is good enough to be adopted by mongers of every level. Good work!Yeah, but the only problems with a lot of dancers is that they're flakey gold diggers and they change up their numbers when they need to ditch some people or their suger daddy figures our there are 5 or 6 other dudes nutting in her.
It's pretty easy getting numbers at Stir Crazy and Playmates. Chicks are always lookin for someone to buy them some shoes or a nice belt. I'm not into the relationsip with a stripper thing. Been there; done that; got a t-shirt too. They can be a fun fuck though. Especially after somebody else blows a wad on drinks and shots and the club and spend a load on dances. Lots of these chicks do shitloads of blow and xannies plus all the booze they guzzle from 10 p. 5 a. But alas, they gey boring quickly. Most aren't too bright.
I got away with alot and never overpayed. You got to know the game. Don't let them treat you like an ATM.
Anybody seen this girl at another club? Met her at Vivid Miami a little over a month ago, but she hasn't been their since according to a waitress I talked too. Thanks!
Timonelama
12-04-13, 21:07
Anybody seen this girl at another club? Met her at Vivid Miami a little over a month ago, but she hasn't been their since according to a waitress I talked too. Thanks!Saw her also like month ago...super hot and nice attitude.
SatyrBassist
12-10-13, 21:17
Heading to town to visit some friends and figured I'd checkout a club. Any recommendations for a group of guys near the falls / dad eland areas? Looking for fun and no wolfs hunting for tips every 5 seconds.
Mr Clubberman
12-11-13, 01:13
Heading to town to visit some friends and figured I'd checkout a club. Any recommendations for a group of guys near the falls / dad eland areas? Looking for fun and no wolfs hunting for tips every 5 seconds.Nothing in the Kendall area other than "Bare Necessity". However, I wouldn't go there. Two choices, IMHO, a bit north to "Stir Crazy", or south to "Showgirls". Both are on US1 the former at 124th Street and the latter at 200th Street. Best of luck!
Heading to town to visit some friends and figured I'd checkout a club. Any recommendations for a group of guys near the falls / dad eland areas? Looking for fun and no wolfs hunting for tips every 5 seconds.If your looking for a club where the girls don't come around looking for a tip constantly, your going to have to go to Tootsies. Don't know of any other club in Dade County where they don't come by asking for tips.
Mr Clubberman
12-11-13, 08:21
Heading to town to visit some friends and figured I'd checkout a club. Any recommendations for a group of guys near the falls / dad eland areas? Looking for fun and no wolfs hunting for tips every 5 seconds.Yes, sorry. I missed that last sentence in your inquiry. All three places I mentioned have the tip walk. And as Pensfan87 said, Tootsie's is about the only club I know of in MD that doesn't have the "walk".
Yes, sorry. I missed that last sentence in your inquiry. All three places I mentioned have the tip walk. And as Pensfan87 said, Tootsie's is about the only club I know of in MD that doesn't have the "walk".Yeah. That's the way is goes in the 305. It's some stopid shit but what the hey. Depending on where you go you can fuck with the tip around and make 'them wiggle on your johnson for a second or two sometimes they even play for a minute...just depends. You can definately get a couple handfulls of titty an plenty of ass grabs on the tip around. I've even gotten wet sticky fingers. But usually the reson I don't want to tip is because I don't find the chick tip worthy! I'm like here's a buck get your skank ass as far away from me as is possible.
BlackReign
12-11-13, 14:19
Yeah. That's the way is goes in the 305. It's some stopid shit but what the hey. Depending on where you go you can fuck with the tip around and make 'them wiggle on your johnson for a second or two sometimes they even play for a minute...just depends. You can definately get a couple handfulls of titty an plenty of ass grabs on the tip around. I've even gotten wet sticky fingers. But usually the reson I don't want to tip is because I don't find the chick tip worthy! I'm like here's a buck get your skank ass as far away from me as is possible.Amen to that, brotha. Not everyone deserves a tip. Especially those lame, half-assed dances alot of these girls do. If I like you, I will tip you. If I really like you, I will tip you well and ask for take out. I miss the good ole days at Playmates were these was loads of takeout. I had a nice stable of nubian girls, who were just as cool in and out of the club. Most have moved on sadly..
Now I'm stuck with Showgirls.. Bleh LOL.
Coco's and Lexx on NW 119st do not have tip walk.
Amen to that, brotha. Not everyone deserves a tip. Especially those lame, half-assed dances alot of these girls do. If I like you, I will tip you. If I really like you, I will tip you well and ask for take out. I miss the good ole days at Playmates were these was loads of takeout. I had a nice stable of nubian girls, who were just as cool in and out of the club. Most have moved on sadly..
Now I'm stuck with Showgirls.. Bleh LOL.
StripperLover
12-26-13, 12:57
Can anyone recommend some clubs that have the best talent and plenty of dancing onstage? And if you could mention how much dances are, topless or nude, etc I would appreciate the info.
There's a new club in the Doral area called vivid great spot nice girls that can actually dance and bust out with the tricks on the pole and stuff. They do do the walk around in that club. Saw it on the way home and decided to grab a couple beers and see what it's like beautiful spot tho.
Normal Guy
12-26-13, 20:06
Can anyone recommend some clubs that have the best talent and plenty of dancing onstage? And if you could mention how much dances are, topless or nude, etc I would appreciate the info.I'm a big fan of BTs on US 1 and Sunset Place. Far, but fun...
I'm a big fan of BTs on US 1 and Sunset Place. Far, but fun...BTs is alright. Usually a decent mix of chicas and sistas and occaisionally a white chick or two. Alot of latina mommy stripper hussies playin the game.
I dnt like it when they dance on both stages and both dancers try to hit you up for a dollar and then make like common, don't be cheap. I'm like F Off PUTA! I'm sitting here at the bar; the girl I am sitting here has a mixed drink; you danced way over the on the main stage and I didn't pay attention to you ass. Some of the skanks get to worked up about shit. Jeeze it's only a buck. If she don't like it then tuff titty.
HangToTheLeft
12-27-13, 12:28
Waste of my time and I am getting so sick of female who I haven't given one look at then begging me for a tip for their dance. But one big titty dancer "Baletine" whatever the hell her name is. She comes over, and right off the top rope she ask me "why are you here" do you need your dick sucked. I laughed, but she was so serious about it. Then she started talking about going some were to get a room. Long story short, I told her to give me her price, and then she starts talking about how her price would scare me off. I bet she would have asked for $$5 or $ I just wanted to have a drink and look at some tits.
Waste of my time and I am getting so sick of female who I haven't given one look at then begging me for a tip for their dance. But one big titty dancer "Baletine" whatever the hell her name is. She comes over, and right off the top rope she ask me "why are you here" do you need your dick sucked. I laughed, but she was so serious about it. Then she started talking about going some were to get a room. Long story short, I told her to give me her price, and then she starts talking about how her price would scare me off. I bet she would have asked for $$5 or $ I just wanted to have a drink and look at some tits.Yeah Miami is king of the tip walk. That is why don't go. I did Vivid for the free buffet, I ddin't get hounded. Only one skank asked for one, but from other reveiws they do it constantly there too. Bare Necessity is a place where you need a tetanus shot after you leave. LOL What a dump. The only strip club I go to in Miami is tootsies. They have really fell off with talent though.
TNGentleman2
01-06-14, 14:39
Has Angels ever opened back up? They were closed for a while, but I thought they were supposed to open again.
Thanks.
Coco's and Lexx on NW 119st do not have tip walk.I used to go to the lexx alot and some girls did walk around asking for tips. They would go around the first time asking for a dance then ask for tips 10 mins later. I haven't gone lately so I dunno if it changed. Anybody gone to the lexx lately?
Maybe once an evening a dancer will ask for a tip. If you say no they just walk on. I just give $1 or just dance for the $5. The bar is cheap, $3 beers and $5 high milage dances with much roaming. Then $10 in back on couches. The place is filled with young spinners.
I used to go to the lexx alot and some girls did walk around asking for tips. They would go around the first time asking for a dance then ask for tips 10 mins later. I haven't gone lately so I dunno if it changed. Anybody gone to the lexx lately?
Very Scary
01-11-14, 12:35
The rip off club madonnas was finally shut down. They allowed a 13 year old girl to work there.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2014/01/10/club-madonna-shutdown-amid-human-trafficking-investigation/
Jak Hammer
01-11-14, 21:17
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Skarabajo69
01-13-14, 11:18
Does anyone have any info on these chicks? They work at PT's Showclub in Hialeah. Do they do VIPs, Take Out?
Does anyone have any info on these chicks? They work at PT's Showclub in Hialeah. Do they do VIPs, Take Out?As long as most of them don't charge by the pound you're ok. If they do, leave your car keys to cover the damage!! A little Slim Fast for the ladies...
Does anyone have any info on these chicks? They work at PT's Showclub in Hialeah. Do they do VIPs, Take Out?I've gotten a full menu in PT's before. I knew the girl from Secret's. I think it depends on the girl, some will, some won't, some will for the right $.
Member #4860
01-14-14, 01:42
"A little Slim Fast for the ladies" LOL!
As long as most of them don't charge by the pound you're ok. If they do, leave your car keys to cover the damage!! A little Slim Fast for the ladies...
Mr Clubberman
01-14-14, 08:23
Does anyone have any info on these chicks? They work at PT's Showclub in Hialeah. Do they do VIPs, Take Out?I don't get north often, but when I do I'm often on 826. I see BT and PT's and think of stopping in. I've been in BT and it was decent, and the last time I was in PT's it was Treasure Island. Judging by the talent at PT's, I'll stay away. Loved the "Slim Fast" comment! .
Yeah, a SERIOUS diet plan is needed for those ladies. Thanks to all for liking the "Slim Fast" comment...
Decided to check out the Dade Cty black strip club scene since I found out about the $5 dance prices. I live in Broward Cty and mostly frequently them (Cheetahs, Booby Trap, Vegas Cabaret).
Secrets:
Went last Friday AFTERNOON. I am a 45 yo white guy and like going to clubs during the day since mileage is generally higher. I was last at Secrets years ago when it was a new club and not a black club. I knew a stripper a ATF from Tootsies and Scarletts who worked there because as I recall a Tootsies manager was the originally owners of Secrets.
Secrets probably looks better now than when I was last there but it will never be high or middle end. The music is played annoyingly loud. I got 4 $5 dances from 2 different girls. Both aloud good contact. Some rubbing of their pussies and touching everywhere else. With my guidance they would stroke me over my shorts. $3 Miller Lites. No entrance or parking fees in the afternoon. The girls were not as appealing to me as the ones at Club Lexx were.
Club Lexx:
Went this Wednesday afternoon. Bigger club than Secrets. More light up inside too. The music was played at an acceptable level (thank god). I was also able to tell when one song ended and the other began, unlike at Secrets. Again no parking or entrance fees in the afternoon. Both have a guy who pats you down for weapons.
Got 2 dances from one small girl again $5 per song. The setup of the bar and stools aloud me better grindage than at Secrets. The songs were long. Another girl from New Orleans attracted my attention. It was her first day. Got 4 dances from her as she was more my type and was given better mileage. I got 4 more dances from her before I left at 3:30 pm (arrived at 2 pm). Started getting more crowded around that time and I noticed more girls coming in but I live in Broward and didn't want to be in traffic.
I didn't realize until after the fact that I drove right by another club (Coco's) on the way to Lexx. I will check that out too the next time I go to Lexx. I was going to go to Secrets after Lexx but since I was having such a good time at Lexx I stayed.
The prices are such a deal it is worth the drive. The mileage and grindage I paid $5 for is the same as a $25 lap dance in a Broward club.
Lexx had more appealing women to me. Not as clubby. I have a feeling Secrets would offer a better time in the VIP and there was that one girl if I saw her at Secrets I would have inquired about a BJ in VIP.
I will return to both and check out Coco's too also The Office at some point.
Member #4650
01-18-14, 18:38
I was browsing tuscl.com and I saw that Porky's is closed? Can anyone confirm?
It wouldn't be a great loss or anything I was just curious.
I want to stop in MIA for some high mileage dancing, and by reading the forum, it seems Lexx is the place as of late. Two questions.
1. Should I do Lexx or somewhere else (preferably not too far out of the way of heading down Route 1 to Key largo).
2. Is Lexx safe for a white guy late on a Saturday or Friday night?
Thanks for the intel. Cheers.
I have been as late as 11 pm. Always felt safe. After 8 it gets full and loud and there is $10 cover and you will want to go to the back for $10 dances.
I want to stop in MIA for some high mileage dancing, and by reading the forum, it seems Lexx is the place as of late. Two questions.
1. Should I do Lexx or somewhere else (preferably not too far out of the way of heading down Route 1 to Key largo).
2. Is Lexx safe for a white guy late on a Saturday or Friday night?
Thanks for the intel. Cheers.
Named Samantha.
Tallish very fit hot body venezuelan loves to party.
Last I heard she was dancing at Pure Platinum in Ft L but lost track of her.
Wondered if she has popped up at a LMP, BR, Escort post or another club.
PM as needed.
NoHaloHere
02-04-14, 02:08
I was browsing tuscl.com and I saw that Porky's is closed? Can anyone confirm?
It wouldn't be a great loss or anything I was just curious.Porky's is gone, remodeled and called Bella's...But hey Porky's was cool. You had the VIP rooms downstairs under the main stage, they had porn stars doing shows and a steady rotation of girls. Everything on the menu. They are more 'sophisticated' now, trying to be upscale, but the location is tough for that. Looks like they are trading off girls with Stonewall down the street.
NoHaloHere
02-04-14, 02:30
Any info out there about Stilletto's on S River Dr? Why are they closed? Any when is Pink PussyCat going to open? They got finished painting outside last month.
Any info out there about Stilletto's on S River Dr? Why are they closed? Any when is Pink PussyCat going to open? They got finished painting outside last month.Stilleto's is closed? I'm not surprised. I went there once and it was terrible. It is very far out of the way. I guess that was good when it was the old centro days.
Member #4650
02-07-14, 08:15
I don't really drive down S River Dr but I'll confirm next time I'm there. That is the absolute WORST street one can place a strip club. What where they thinking? "Let's get the dock worker and / or the warehouse worker clientele." "Every now and then we'll also get the lonely hotel patron clientele.".
I feel sorry for them.
Normal Guy
02-08-14, 18:45
I want to stop in MIA for some high mileage dancing, and by reading the forum, it seems Lexx is the place as of late. Two questions.
1. Should I do Lexx or somewhere else (preferably not too far out of the way of heading down Route 1 to Key largo).
2. Is Lexx safe for a white guy late on a Saturday or Friday night?
Thanks for the intel. Cheers.I have not been there in a while, but always felt safe there, and all the other black clubs in the area.
Skarabajo69
02-08-14, 22:37
Porky's is gone, remodeled and called Bella's...But hey Porky's was cool. You had the VIP rooms downstairs under the main stage, they had porn stars doing shows and a steady rotation of girls. Everything on the menu. They are more 'sophisticated' now, trying to be upscale, but the location is tough for that. Looks like they are trading off girls with Stonewall down the street.Both clubs, Stonewall and Porky's, are owned by the same guy, therefore you see a lot of dancers and bartenders working back and forth between both clubs.
StripperLover
02-11-14, 17:42
I have an overnight stay coming up and booked a hotel within a short taxi ride of these clubs: pink pony, platinum plus, lexx and gold rush. Was going to rent a car but the hastle (since I'm arriving late at night) made me decide to grab a hotel with a free shuttle to and from the airport. What the lowdown on these four clubs? Entrance fee, quality of women (nude, topless etc), food (if I need a bite), beer prices etc? I'm not looking to get dances, a couple if they aren't too outrageous. I'm interested in the club with the hottest dancers, will probably hit only one club.
StripperLover
02-12-14, 02:01
I'll add BT's to the list, its close to my hotel. Plus side they have a free coupon and a free drink offer. Negative is a club giving a free drink and pass might not have much worth seeing.
El Capitan
02-12-14, 03:59
I have an overnight stay coming up and booked a hotel within a short taxi ride of these clubs: pink pony, platinum plus, lexx and gold rush. Was going to rent a car but the hastle (since I'm arriving late at night) made me decide to grab a hotel with a free shuttle to and from the airport. What the lowdown on these four clubs? Entrance fee, quality of women (nude, topless etc), food (if I need a bite), beer prices etc? I'm not looking to get dances, a couple if they aren't too outrageous. I'm interested in the club with the hottest dancers, will probably hit only one club.It depends on what you're looking for if a hood rat with a few 6 or 7 go to the Lexx, if you want to see more 7-8-9-10's go to Tootsies plus depends on your swagger you might be able to get one to the room for the cost of a bottle and / or dinner. Someone here, told me I was the luckiest guy ever, I said no, I just pay attention and I am more discerning.
Mr Clubberman
02-12-14, 10:19
I have an overnight stay coming up and booked a hotel within a short taxi ride of these clubs: pink pony, platinum plus, lexx and gold rush. Was going to rent a car but the hastle (since I'm arriving late at night) made me decide to grab a hotel with a free shuttle to and from the airport. What the lowdown on these four clubs? Entrance fee, quality of women (nude, topless etc), food (if I need a bite), beer prices etc? I'm not looking to get dances, a couple if they aren't too outrageous. I'm interested in the club with the hottest dancers, will probably hit only one club.Sorry, I can't help with those clubs, other than perhaps Gold Rush. I went once, never to return. A friend of mine was from out of town and tried the place a number of times. All were misses. Can't see a reason to go there. Now if you ever head south, let me know. :)
StripperLover
02-12-14, 11:50
Sorry, I can't help with those clubs, other than perhaps Gold Rush. I went once, never to return. A friend of mine was from out of town and tried the place a number of times. All were misses. Can't see a reason to go there. Now if you ever head south, let me know. :)I only have a short window to check out the clubs, Saturday night after landing at 9:30 pm. I've got a 4 pm flight the next day to the land of cheap sex (fkk's in germany) so I'm only looking to 'see the nude sights' so to speak. I figured it best to stay at a hotel with a free airport shuttle that's close to several clubs. I'm leaning towards PT's, the photo's on booby traps website show a much smaller club.
I wonder if anyone here ever knew a stripper that went by Daniela at Tootsie's. All my recent trips to Miami have not gone past the airport so there was no opportunity to check out the local talent. Story and links below, including many pics of a very hot Daniela. Is she Cuban?
Looks like Pacers star Paul George is about to become a father. The NBA All-Star has reportedly gotten a Miami stripper named Daniela pregnant. Daniela is expecting a girl and allegedly turned down a million dollar payday not to move forward with the pregnancy.
Daniela used to work at Tootsie's in Miami. You ready for the twist, George is currently dating someone else. Clippers head coach Doc Rivers daughter, Callie Rivers. That's probably going to change once she finds out about his new daughter.
George recently signed an $90 million-extension with the Pacers.
Condoms. They eliminate so many issues.
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2014/02/pacers-paul-george-expecting-a-baby-with-miami-stripper/
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/02/paul-georges-stripper-baby-mama-bikini-photos/
I have an overnight stay coming up and booked a hotel within a short taxi ride of these clubs: pink pony, platinum plus, lexx and gold rush. Was going to rent a car but the hastle (since I'm arriving late at night) made me decide to grab a hotel with a free shuttle to and from the airport. What the lowdown on these four clubs? Entrance fee, quality of women (nude, topless etc), food (if I need a bite), beer prices etc? I'm not looking to get dances, a couple if they aren't too outrageous. I'm interested in the club with the hottest dancers, will probably hit only one club.These 3 are VERY similar clubs. All 3 have Latinas (with a very few white and ebony ladies) in the 6-8 range with an occasional 9 in the crowd. Gold Rush & Lexx would be quite a ride compared to these 3 being that GR is downtown and Lexx is a good ride NE of these others. All 3 are about the same size club and dances usually run about $25 per song and beer usually run about 4.50 a beer. With some dance and drink specials occasionally. Not sure about food in these clubs. You also have The New Vivid Club in the same area as these 3 but I have no experience with it. From my own experience, if I HAD to choose, I'd hit PP, BTs, PTs in that order with Gold Rush not being any advantage over these and being so far out of the way. And if you prefer Ebony Ladies then the ride to Lexx would be best.
Member #4860
02-13-14, 17:59
Well, he's fucked LOL. You stick your dick into the wrong chick, minus a condom, and it's gonnah cost you for sure! Mamma George ain't gonnah be happy...
I wonder if anyone here ever knew a stripper that went by Daniela at Tootsie's. All my recent trips to Miami have not gone past the airport so there was no opportunity to check out the local talent. Story and links below, including many pics of a very hot Daniela. Is she Cuban?
Looks like Pacers star Paul George is about to become a father. The NBA All-Star has reportedly gotten a Miami stripper named Daniela pregnant. Daniela is expecting a girl and allegedly turned down a million dollar payday not to move forward with the pregnancy.
Daniela used to work at Tootsie's in Miami. You ready for the twist, George is currently dating someone else. Clippers head coach Doc Rivers daughter, Callie Rivers. That's probably going to change once she finds out about his new daughter.
George recently signed an $90 million-extension with the Pacers.
Condoms. They eliminate so many issues.
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2014/02/pacers-paul-george-expecting-a-baby-with-miami-stripper/
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/02/paul-georges-stripper-baby-mama-bikini-photos/
I wonder if anyone here ever knew a stripper that went by Daniela at Tootsie's. All my recent trips to Miami have not gone past the airport so there was no opportunity to check out the local talent. Story and links below, including many pics of a very hot Daniela. Is she Cuban?
Looks like Pacers star Paul George is about to become a father. The NBA All-Star has reportedly gotten a Miami stripper named Daniela pregnant. Daniela is expecting a girl and allegedly turned down a million dollar payday not to move forward with the pregnancy.
Daniela used to work at Tootsie's in Miami. You ready for the twist, George is currently dating someone else. Clippers head coach Doc Rivers daughter, Callie Rivers. That's probably going to change once she finds out about his new daughter.
George recently signed an $90 million-extension with the Pacers.
Condoms. They eliminate so many issues.
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2014/02/pacers-paul-george-expecting-a-baby-with-miami-stripper/
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/02/paul-georges-stripper-baby-mama-bikini-photos/Somehow I really don't think he cares...he had his fun...a few dollars to pay until the kid is 18...so what...I'm young and rich and I don't do no stink'and condoms!
Member #4860
02-14-14, 02:01
You're young and rich and one of these days you're going to catch some shit you won't be able to get rid of... Believe me, an unwanted pregnancy should be the least of your worries.
Somehow I really don't think he cares...he had his fun...a few dollars to pay until the kid is 18...so what...I'm young and rich and I don't do no stink'and condoms!
Very Scary
02-14-14, 10:19
These 3 are VERY similar clubs. All 3 have Latinas (with a very few white and ebony ladies) in the 6-8 range with an occasional 9 in the crowd. Gold Rush & Lexx would be quite a ride compared to these 3 being that GR is downtown and Lexx is a good ride NE of these others. All 3 are about the same size club and dances usually run about $25 per song and beer usually run about 4.50 a beer. With some dance and drink specials occasionally. Not sure about food in these clubs. You also have The New Vivid Club in the same area as these 3 but I have no experience with it. From my own experience, if I HAD to choose, I'd hit PP, BTs, PTs in that order with Gold Rush not being any advantage over these and being so far out of the way. And if you prefer Ebony Ladies then the ride to Lexx would be best.Gold Rush has been closed for awhile. Club 11 is now in it's place. It's run by some guys from Vegas. It's suppose to be part strip club / night club / restaurant.
http://11miami.com/
Sorry but stripper are hoes. You are always rolling the dice with your dick on the line, but bare backing stripper / pros is a no no. Yes she definitely used to work at Tootsies. I recognize as that is the only Miami club I go to frequently. I haven't seen her in awhile though. I'm pretty sure she is Cuban, but then again I'm going by that Tootsies is like 95% Cuban woman. You make this money, but you have to through it away on a kid that is possibly yours. 20 k or more a month is nothing to sneeze at even if you have millions. Her funky ass is going to be sitting up not working and he is going to be paying for her lifestyle and her men are going to be chilling at her place paid by the courtesy of George. Smh. The system is really screwed up, but if you going to be an idiot you get what you deserve.
He dates Callie Rivers. Doc Rivers daughter. Certainly way more respectable. I can get pass the fact that she looks EXACTLY LIKE DOC RIVERS though. Kind of ruins any fantasy. lol
I wonder if anyone here ever knew a stripper that went by Daniela at Tootsie's. All my recent trips to Miami have not gone past the airport so there was no opportunity to check out the local talent. Story and links below, including many pics of a very hot Daniela. Is she Cuban?
Looks like Pacers star Paul George is about to become a father. The NBA All-Star has reportedly gotten a Miami stripper named Daniela pregnant. Daniela is expecting a girl and allegedly turned down a million dollar payday not to move forward with the pregnancy.
Daniela used to work at Tootsie's in Miami. You ready for the twist, George is currently dating someone else. Clippers head coach Doc Rivers daughter, Callie Rivers. That's probably going to change once she finds out about his new daughter.
George recently signed an $90 million-extension with the Pacers.
Condoms. They eliminate so many issues.
http://jocksandstilettojill.com/2014/02/pacers-paul-george-expecting-a-baby-with-miami-stripper/
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/02/paul-georges-stripper-baby-mama-bikini-photos/
Doombringer321
02-20-14, 17:00
Is it true that they are selling gold rush.
Very Scary
02-20-14, 17:35
Is it true that they are selling gold rush.There is no Gold Rush. Look at my post below. It was torn down awhile ago. It's now Club E11 even.
Ok, I was in Miami for a few days last week (Gainesville resident) and really wanted to check out a club. I've been to clubs in Tampa, New Orleans, Las Vegas and San Francisco, but never Miami.
I was staying in Bal Harbour Saturday night, so Dean's Gold was my closest option. I made the drive, and was not happy to be hit up for $5 just for parking my car. Then another $10 for cover (ok that's pretty standard). I sat down and ordered an $8 beer, and like a moth to bright light, a dancer sat down looking for a free drink. I politely offered a drink, she hit me up for a $15 shot of Patron.
$40 down and all I've done is get in and order a drink. To her credit, April was good company. So much so, she convinced me to get a dance even though I'm really not into black girls. Even though it was a quick cheap dance, it came with a little bonus I wasn't expecting, but politely tipped for. I was feeling good (from the bonus) even though I was down $100 a lot quicker than I wanted to be.
She offered me FS, but like I said, black girls really aren't my thing. So for the next couple hours, I sat around trying to find the FS girl I wanted. I sat near a stage and watched a Hungarian woman probably in her early 30's. I tipped a few singles because she had a very impressive naked body. This was a mistake because later this girl took my tips as an open invitation to order a glass of wine when I was ordering beer. I had not invited her to sit down, but she didn't care. She offered FS, but I really wanted a latina or a blonde Russian being in Miami. At one point, while I was walking around, a latina named Sabrina stopped me in my path to the men's room and tried to get me to agree to a private FS session. I was tempted, she had a banging body, but I wanted a connection if I was going to get FS.
Around 2:30 I had just watched a very impressive latina named Zoey dance on stage and tipped her a few singles. Before Zoey made it down to my seat from the changing room. A Cuban girl named Melanie approached me. She offered FS. This time, I said yes. This was somewhat of a mistake because she really didn't speak much English (I know, Miami) and used this to her advantage. She quoted me a price, and when I tried to ask if that was all, she repeated my question, conveyed she didn't understand it or just repeated the quoted price. That didn't stop her from suddenly asking for "propina...tip" when the curtain closed.
In summary, I spent well over 2 hours in the company of, in my opinion, some of the world's most beautiful women completely naked. These girls were all 9's or 10's. Right up there with, possibly even better than, Mons Venus in Tampa, Spearmint Rhino in Vegas and Penthouse Club NOLA. The thing is, none of those three clubs offer the trifecta of full nude, alcohol and extras. I'll never forget my night at Dean's Gold. I spent a lot more than I wanted to, and the hustle rubs me the wrong way, but the women are incredible and it's all on the menu.
Turtle0033
02-27-14, 23:39
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Around 2:30 I had just watched a very impressive latina named Zoey dance on stage and tipped her a few singles. Before Zoey made it down to my seat from the changing room. A Cuban girl named Melanie approached me. She offered FS. This time, I said yes. This was somewhat of a mistake because she really didn't speak much English (I know, Miami) and used this to her advantage. She quoted me a price, and when I tried to ask if that was all, she repeated my question, conveyed she didn't understand it or just repeated the quoted price. That didn't stop her from suddenly asking for "propina...tip" when the curtain closed.
In summary, I spent well over 2 hours in the company of, in my opinion, some of the world's most beautiful women completely naked. These girls were all 9's or 10's. Right up there with, possibly even better than, Mons Venus in Tampa, Spearmint Rhino in Vegas and Penthouse Club NOLA. The thing is, none of those three clubs offer the trifecta of full nude, alcohol and extras. I'll never forget my night at Dean's Gold. I spent a lot more than I wanted to, and the hustle rubs me the wrong way, but the women are incredible and it's all on the menu.How much $$ for the FS?
SoilderBoy
02-28-14, 04:11
Visting you great city in a couple of weeks been reading the board just wanted some help Looking for the best club that has latinas and does FS and maybe even TO any info on what clubs I should visit or any info on the whole strip club scene feel free to shoot me a message.
Very Scary
02-28-14, 11:09
Visting you great city in a couple of weeks been reading the board just wanted some help Looking for the best club that has latinas and does FS and maybe even TO any info on what clubs I should visit or any info on the whole strip club scene feel free to shoot me a message.Most clubs in Miami will have a lot of latinas.
Tootsies will be the best in my opinion. Day time will be a little cheaper than night.
BT Doral is another good choice. Girls aren't as hot as the ones at Tootsies. Maybe in the 5-6 range. The prices are a little lower.
DaGreatOne2345
03-03-14, 13:20
Are there any strip clubs in the 305 who doesn't do the tip walk?
I've been to other strip clubs around the country and I've never seen the tip walk. Then, I come down here and I'm appalled by it. If the stripper shows she was worth it on stage, then I will tip the stripper during the dance. I'm so sick of the tip walk that the next time I'm in a strip club, I might refuse to tip anyone. Period.
Are there any strip clubs in the 305 who doesn't do the tip walk?
I've been to other strip clubs around the country and I've never seen the tip walk. Then, I come down here and I'm appalled by it. If the stripper shows she was worth it on stage, then I will tip the stripper during the dance. I'm so sick of the tip walk that the next time I'm in a strip club, I might refuse to tip anyone. Period.Tootsies is the only one I know of.
Are there any strip clubs in the 305 who doesn't do the tip walk?
I've been to other strip clubs around the country and I've never seen the tip walk. Then, I come down here and I'm appalled by it. If the stripper shows she was worth it on stage, then I will tip the stripper during the dance. I'm so sick of the tip walk that the next time I'm in a strip club, I might refuse to tip anyone. Period.My advice is go to the clubs in Fort Lauderdale. There is not of that bull shit up that way. Tootsies is the only spot that doesn't do it in Miami.
Tiger Guy X
03-09-14, 16:06
Are there any strip clubs in the 305 who doesn't do the tip walk?
I've been to other strip clubs around the country and I've never seen the tip walk. Then, I come down here and I'm appalled by it. If the stripper shows she was worth it on stage, then I will tip the stripper during the dance. I'm so sick of the tip walk that the next time I'm in a strip club, I might refuse to tip anyone. Period.I'm a visitor to Miami like you. I've been here a few times and as of my writing this I'm currently in the city. While I've not seen the tip walk in any club elsewhere it doesn't bother me and there is a silver lining. I've been to clubs where I tipped the girls on-stage and they never came around to thank me afterwards or circled the club much after their on-stage set which limited my ability to get a hold of them to get a table or lap dance later. This tip walk pretty much assures you that a dancer will come around and you can let her know to come back and give you a table or lap dance. Even though the tip walk isn't ideal I generally spend the same for tips over the course of the night since I always tip every dancer on-stage at least 1 buck (2 or 3 for those I like and / or are doing go stuff on-stage). Also for the clubs in Miami I generally go to (usually more Latin heavy non-corporate type places) most dancers give you a little something extra when they come around for that tip.
Tiger Guy X
03-09-14, 16:28
I've been in town once again. Last time I was here in Nov 2013 I visited Bellas for the first time and again for the second time so it left an impression on me so this trip it was my top spot I planned to visit again. Got there this past Friday night (technically Sat morning) around 130 am. Paid a $5 cover and went in. I only recognized the one big fake boobs and fake booty Brazilian (I think she's Brazilian) dancer from my last trip. Everyone else was new to me. In all there were maybe 10-12 dancers to work a club that was maybe only a little over half full. Some dancers went on-stage and then seemed to be sitting with their regulars for far too much time doing nothing but sitting, but that's an overall rant of mines against a lot of strip clubs. As is standard the girls did the tip walk after their on-stage set. For the most part since I know they are going to do that I just refrain from tipping on-stage during their set and give it to them afterwards although a few I still tipped on-stage. I got a few lap dancers with a couple of dancers. One I wasn't really feeling, but she was my first lap dance of the night and I generally find in clubs once you are known to be going to spend money outside of just tipping the stage the girls usually take notice LOL. I got a few more lap dances from girls I was more interested in (Genesis, Emily, and a few others whose names I don't recall). At the end of the night I did a VIP with one of the girls and left relaxed. Most girls in this club are worth a VIP. Genesis was probably the highlight of the night. Her lap dances are great and she allows touching. I pretty much knew from casually talking with her that she was probably the only (or one of the few) dancers in the place not to take to the VIP which is too bad since she'd have been my first choice.
Tiger Guy X
03-11-14, 14:57
I stopped by this place for the first time every this Sunday 3/9 while I was still in town. I got there just around 730 pm and was there until probably about 1230 or so (my longest time in a strip club LOL). Paid $3 to park and $5 cover which. The place wasn't all that busy when I got there. I would quickly realize I'd arrived around the shift change so it got pretty boring for the first 90 minutes or so and I considered leaving. I did see some cute what I thought was potential talent come in ... Surprising a lot of those chicks turned out to be the waitresses got the*mnit. As the night went on more girls whom actually were talent showed up. For the time I was there I was probably the most active guy in the place getting lap dances from quiet a few women. All in all this was a pretty good visit. There was certainly some nice looking dancers and I certainly got my Latina fix again which is always what I'm trying to do when in Miami. I thought about VIP and inquired about it. A few girls gave me quite ridiculous rates (was quoted $300 by one, $217 by another and those are the ones I still recall and neither of those included the $50 club fee) so I ended up passing. Despite no VIP I had a good time and will plan to check this spot out again on my next trip.
Tiger Guy X
03-11-14, 15:10
After Booby Trap I was going to head back to my hotel, but after a brief stop in between I ended up stopping by the hole-in-the-wall known as Stonewalls Lounge. By the time I got there it was a little after 3 am so it was getting a bit thinned out. There was only 9 girls there and a few left after I was there about 30 minutes. The selection was definitely limited. Not anything to write home about and certainly no where near Booby Trap which I'd left earlier. Got 3 or 4 lap dances from different dancers (at $20 a pop although one girls gave me a 2 for 1) then hit their little VIP with a cute but could stand to drop a few pounds Latina (the one who'd gave me the 2 for 1 lap dance). The VIP was cool and afterwards I left nice and relaxed.
If you're a visitor reading this this is definitely more of a neighborhood / locals spot, but given not a lot of these guys seem to be spending money the girls will show a non-regular some love if they see you're spending. I am not Latin / Hispanic nor do I speak Spanish, but I had no issues here. This spot can seem a bit rough looking too so it's not for everyone and the girls certainly won't be migrating away to any other clubs soon.
How much $$ for the FS?$ to the girl for 30 minutes of VIP.
$.5 "house fee" + I added a 20%tip to the bouncer hoping he would give us some privacy.
$"tip" when curtains closed.
FrankieFastNut
03-24-14, 01:57
My advice is go to the clubs in Fort Lauderdale. There is not of that bull shit up that way. Tootsies is the only spot that doesn't do it in Miami.I agree with my dog Deboinair, the clubs up in Ft. Lauderdale have way less money hungry hookers, and just want to get you coming back as a regular. Down here in Miami its all business, try to get as much money off you in as little time as possible and try to hit every client for a tip to maximize profits.
I'm not going to lie Tootsies is a great no tip me for my dance club, but that VIP is pretty expensive. Around the end of February (I know Deboinair going to kill me for this but) I took back this white skinned dark haired cuban chick. She was young and had a whole bunch of tattoos. Best part is that she had a ridiculous set of Tits probably an E cup and a nice fatty in the back! She even had paw print tattoos on her tits. Her name was Priscilla and she was a nice little spinner.
The problem with her was that we agreed on 250 flat, everything included even the fee to get into the VIP, because she was leaving at 6 am and it was 15 minutes until she had to go. I knew it would be a super rushed session but I was hammered and had a bad case of blue balls after seeing this angel. Thankfully she promised me her number for outside visits since it would be rushed.
BJ was quick and covered, just long enough to get me solid snake, she bounced on me cowgirl but she was kind of a dead fish except for the first 6 minutes until she tired out, then she told me to do the rest of the work!! I wanted to switch to k9 but she said she don't do that in the clubs because it hurts her?? So that left me with mish for only about 5 minutes but I couldn't free the white dragon from the man cave since I was pressed for time. And can you believe she even put her feet against my hip bones so I wouldn't thrust too fast or too deep! I just ended the session there and got her number, but I knew I wasn't going to call with all her complaining and rules.
All in all. Tootsies is hella fun but be careful, because what you save on not tipping a chick can be easily blown in 20 minutes or less either through champagne rooms or lap dances. So far I've dreamed with about 6 girls from this club and the average price is 100 for the room and the girl charges anywhere from 200-250. Some dancers even have the nerve to highball you at 500 if you look really drunk or are dressed really fancy.
I agree with my dog Deboinair, the clubs up in Ft. Lauderdale have way less money hungry hookers, and just want to get you coming back as a regular. Down here in Miami its all business, try to get as much money off you in as little time as possible and try to hit every client for a tip to maximize profits.
I'm not going to lie Tootsies is a great no tip me for my dance club, but that VIP is pretty expensive. Around the end of February (I know Deboinair going to kill me for this but) I took back this white skinned dark haired cuban chick. She was young and had a whole bunch of tattoos. Best part is that she had a ridiculous set of Tits probably an E cup and a nice fatty in the back! She even had paw print tattoos on her tits. Her name was Priscilla and she was a nice little spinner.
Hey I know you love your Cubanas, so I don't knock you at all. LOL I have nothing against them. I just like to go to a club with the whole spectrum of the rainbow. Ha ha. Tootsies was this club in 2010, not anymore. I'm friends with several bouncers and managers there and they know what I'm talking about. They said ICE was cracking down and they can't afford to get busted with having illegals since it's such a popular club.
Tootsies is ALWAYS going to be the best club in the state of FL if you are talking about drink specials and watching basketball games and football in their sports bar. You can't beat that half price drinks of anything you want from 12 pm-8 pm. The NO TIP BS keeps people coming back and spending on liquor. They use reverse psychology there. They know guys are going to get all slizzard and going to spend money on girls. So they get you with the cheap drinks and they get with the girls. Double whammy. They just get me with the drinks to spend, girl wise IMO they definitely fell off.
I was just in Diamond Dolls in Pompano, this White / Mexican chick was hanging out with us. This chick was playing with herself and squirted onto the next seat. Me and my boys just looked like WTF. Damn! Didn't take my boy long to take her to the back. Ha ha. Up North is more mixed up. The chicks want to make money. I think their mind frame is if they are attracted anyway to a guy, why not get paid without making it a crazy price? Instead of waiting on the big dollar all the time. They get both. I guess they are a little smarter up that way. LOL.
Member #4860
03-31-14, 12:51
Did you ever get the impression these women are exploiting us mongers with nothing but plain old pussy? The flesh is weak and those biotchezz know it LOL...
...So far I've dreamed with about 6 girls from this club and the average price is 100 for the room and the girl charges anywhere from 200-250. Some dancers even have the nerve to highball you at 500 if you look really drunk or are dressed really fancy.
Very Scary
04-07-14, 08:40
I agree with my dog Deboinair, the clubs up in Ft. Lauderdale have way less money hungry hookers, and just want to get you coming back as a regular. Down here in Miami its all business, try to get as much money off you in as little time as possible and try to hit every client for a tip to maximize profits.
I'm not going to lie Tootsies is a great no tip me for my dance club, but that VIP is pretty expensive. Around the end of February (I know Deboinair going to kill me for this but) I took back this white skinned dark haired cuban chick. She was young and had a whole bunch of tattoos. Best part is that she had a ridiculous set of Tits probably an E cup and a nice fatty in the back! She even had paw print tattoos on her tits. Her name was Priscilla and she was a nice little spinner.
The problem with her was that we agreed on 250 flat, everything included even the fee to get into the VIP, because she was leaving at 6 am and it was 15 minutes until she had to go. I knew it would be a super rushed session but I was hammered and had a bad case of blue balls after seeing this angel. Thankfully she promised me her number for outside visits since it would be rushed.
BJ was quick and covered, just long enough to get me solid snake, she bounced on me cowgirl but she was kind of a dead fish except for the first 6 minutes until she tired out, then she told me to do the rest of the work!! I wanted to switch to k9 but she said she don't do that in the clubs because it hurts her?? So that left me with mish for only about 5 minutes but I couldn't free the white dragon from the man cave since I was pressed for time. And can you believe she even put her feet against my hip bones so I wouldn't thrust too fast or too deep! I just ended the session there and got her number, but I knew I wasn't going to call with all her complaining and rules.
All in all. Tootsies is hella fun but be careful, because what you save on not tipping a chick can be easily blown in 20 minutes or less either through champagne rooms or lap dances. So far I've dreamed with about 6 girls from this club and the average price is 100 for the room and the girl charges anywhere from 200-250. Some dancers even have the nerve to highball you at 500 if you look really drunk or are dressed really fancy.Is this the girl you saw? She's not at Tootsies anymore.
Is this the girl you saw? She's not at Tootsies anymore.Any info on where she is? Holy hotness!
Very Scary
04-12-14, 09:52
Any info on where she is? Holy hotness!Club E11 EVEN.
Stopped in to see who was there and try to get a better feel for the place. Less talent than normal. Saw a very nice white chick and agreed to a $25 lap. She quoted 100 room 300 dance for private room...after one dance I stopped and she said if we go downstairs the rooms are cheaper - 75 room and "I can go down to 250 so it would be 325" Wow. How do you guys get what you get for nearly half that from what I am hearing from other reports?
Mr Clubberman
04-24-14, 19:59
Stopped in to see who was there and try to get a better feel for the place. Less talent than normal. Saw a very nice white chick and agreed to a $25 lap. She quoted 100 room 300 dance for private room...after one dance I stopped and she said if we go downstairs the rooms are cheaper - 75 room and "I can go down to 250 so it would be 325" Wow. How do you guys get what you get for nearly half that from what I am hearing from other reports?Bones,
It is simple. Some dancers will come down in price, some won't. Deal with them. Just as some dancers won't go down, and some will. Their prices will also vary.
Often VIP type rooms are priced by the club, but I know dancers will highball the price if they can get away with and pocket the difference. Bottom line, each one has her bottom price. If becomes your task to drive her there.
Member #4860
04-24-14, 23:52
Gents, we all know that unless you have a detached relationship with your money, and outside the always possible in-house fluke, the only reasonable approach with strippers is to work on a takeout basis. And even then you got to have game and she needs to like you. Only then can you get a decent deal like "how about pizza, wine, and a Benji and we can hang out for a while on your day off". Another option is to offer them party favors but I'm a clean health nut sort of monger and I don't deal in that shit, but I've seen it done.
Finally, and this is important, you do have to work the account for a while before you luck out. If you think you're gonnah score the same night you'll need to be either very lucky or look like Elvis Presley LOL. Trouble is the majority of them hoes don't hang around one strip joint longer than a couple of menstrual cycles anyway, which is why it's also critical to build your database and keep their digits. With some luck, and if she remembers you, she'll text you her new digits when her number is about to change.
Stopped in to see who was there and try to get a better feel for the place. Less talent than normal. Saw a very nice white chick and agreed to a $25 lap. She quoted 100 room 300 dance for private room...after one dance I stopped and she said if we go downstairs the rooms are cheaper - 75 room and "I can go down to 250 so it would be 325" Wow. How do you guys get what you get for nearly half that from what I am hearing from other reports?
Bones,
It is simple. Some dancers will come down in price, some won't. Deal with them. Just as some dancers won't go down, and some will. Their prices will also vary.
Often VIP type rooms are priced by the club, but I know dancers will highball the price if they can get away with and pocket the difference. Bottom line, each one has her bottom price. If becomes your task to drive her there.Thanks Mr Clubberman. Yeah - true enough. My trouble is if I'm going to pay for play it had better be someone that drives me crazy with desire. And that usually isn't the one who will go for the bottom dollar. And I'm not patient enough to work it with more than 2-3 per visit.
One hotty on a previous visit started rubbing up on my hand and leg and started talking about another club (scarlets) where you can't do anything. Not like here (I got the hint where she was headed with this talk). The talk got around to price and it came in at 500. I said I've had lots of fun for waaay less and she basically said good for you and walked off. Oh well. Went to DD in Pompano the other day and had a very nice french conversation for 125 - high? Maybe but she was smokin and it was fun.
Mr Clubberman
04-26-14, 01:00
Thanks Mr Clubberman. Yeah - true enough. My trouble is if I'm going to pay for play it had better be someone that drives me crazy with desire. And that usually isn't the one who will go for the bottom dollar. And I'm not patient enough to work it with more than 2-3 per visit.
One hotty on a previous visit started rubbing up on my hand and leg and started talking about another club (scarlets) where you can't do anything. Not like here (I got the hint where she was headed with this talk). The talk got around to price and it came in at 500. I said I've had lots of fun for waaay less and she basically said good for you and walked off. Oh well. Went to DD in Pompano the other day and had a very nice french conversation for 125 - high? Maybe but she was smokin and it was fun.Yes, on my very few visits to DD, they were all enjoyable. My problem is the distance, nearly 70 miles away, since I live about 35 miles SW of Miami. All the and. Dade and Broward clubs are further then I will travel under normal circumstances.
Thanks Mr Clubberman. Yeah - true enough. My trouble is if I'm going to pay for play it had better be someone that drives me crazy with desire. And that usually isn't the one who will go for the bottom dollar. And I'm not patient enough to work it with more than 2-3 per visit.
One hotty on a previous visit started rubbing up on my hand and leg and started talking about another club (scarlets) where you can't do anything. Not like here (I got the hint where she was headed with this talk). The talk got around to price and it came in at 500. I said I've had lots of fun for waaay less and she basically said good for you and walked off. Oh well. Went to DD in Pompano the other day and had a very nice french conversation for 125 - high? Maybe but she was smokin and it was fun.I've been raving about Double the's for the longest. The only strip club I go to in Miami is Tootsies and that is to drink. Miami clubs are a waste of time IMO. Broward has a better selection and more "fun".
Very Scary
04-27-14, 08:46
I use to like Diamond Dolls, but I just can't finish in 3 songs most nights. It started to become a waste of money.
Member #4650
05-02-14, 16:01
What's the deal with Pink Pony in Doral? I'm in the area quite often now and I've always wanted to have a "go to" place for lunch. Anyone here care to review it?
Member #4860
05-02-14, 23:33
It's been reviewed and commented on plenty on this Board, so suggest you do a search. I would recommend you try it out and see for yourself. If you're going for lunch I would just advise you to avoid the buffalo wings!
What's the deal with Pink Pony in Doral? I'm in the area quite often now and I've always wanted to have a "go to" place for lunch. Anyone here care to review it?
Very Scary
05-03-14, 00:42
What's the deal with Pink Pony in Doral? I'm in the area quite often now and I've always wanted to have a "go to" place for lunch. Anyone here care to review it?Yeah, just do a search. The girls range from 4-6. The upstairs champagne room don't have any curtains. If you want extra just know that anyone that walks by will be able to see.
Mr Clubberman
05-03-14, 08:32
Yeah, just do a search. The girls range from 4-6. The upstairs champagne room don't have any curtains. If you want extra just know that anyone that walks by will be able to see.Never saw anyone worthy of "upstairs" for myself and some I couldn't even talk to, NO English. That said, I heard $20 would keep the "eyes" away.
ElTigre6978
05-05-14, 13:27
I got this chick on my twitter acct but can't find what strip joint she works at. Any would be appreciated.
Here is her sn on twitter at dadditaughttme.
I got this chick on my twitter acct but can't find what strip joint she works at. Any would be appreciated.
Here is her sn on twitter at dadditaughttme.She is a hottie T! Hope you zero down on her!
I got this chick on my twitter acct but can't find what strip joint she works at. Any would be appreciated.
Here is her sn on twitter at dadditaughttme.Here's her xhamster promo video. That shape is magical, unfortunately not much of it is real. Too much body work for me. Her tweets are pretty frigging annoying.
http://xhamster.com/movies/2929295/daddi_taughtt.html
Last time I saw her she was working at PT's Showclub.
7565 W 20th Ave, Hialeah, FL 33014.
Here's her xhamster promo video. That shape is magical, unfortunately not much of it is real. Too much body work for me. Her tweets are pretty frigging annoying.
http://xhamster.com/movies/2929295/daddi_taughtt.html
Member #4860
05-06-14, 18:55
LOL, artificial or not, this dumber-than-shit specimen is in for some disappointment as time and gravity do their thing on her equipment! In the meantime that azz can only serve one function other than defecation and ya'll know what that is... Wouldn't be surprised if Daddy did have something to do with it LOL.
Here's her xhamster promo video. That shape is magical, unfortunately not much of it is real. Too much body work for me. Her tweets are pretty frigging annoying.
http://xhamster.com/movies/2929295/daddi_taughtt.html
Trickster000
05-18-14, 21:12
Looking to go to a strip-club and I was wondering in everyone's opinion, other than Tootsies, what are your favorites and why?
Looking to go to a strip-club and I was wondering in everyone's opinion, other than Tootsies, what are your favorites and why?Club Lexx dances 5 and 10 and day shift gets going by 3. No other choice. 27 ave and 119st Miami.
Hey guys I know I don't post as much as other members but I a friends birthday is coming up and he has a pretty unusual request. He wants a midget female stripper for his party. Does anyone one know of any local, Miami area, midget strippers? Any info would be greatly appreciated. You can post here on DM me info if you have any.
I've looked online but most girls I found are located in central FLA and they are asking too much for travel expenses.
FrankieFastNut
05-27-14, 20:53
I've been raving about Double the's for the longest. The only strip club I go to in Miami is Tootsies and that is to drink. Miami clubs are a waste of time IMO. Broward has a better selection and more "fun".I went to Tootsies in the daytime and it is amazing, the hoez are just as hot as in the night shifts and the drinks are really cheap, but the best part is that if you really like a girl the champagne quotes go down to $150-$200 girl, and like $50-75 for the room, that is way cheaper than their standard $250+ girl, $100+ room price at night.
FrankieFastNut
05-27-14, 21:00
Is this the girl you saw? She's not at Tootsies anymore.Yea I think her name was prescilla, she's Cuban, kinda had a low manly kind of voice but a lot of Cuban chicks have that problem, and she did talk English but mostly talked with me in Spanish. Her hair was dark black when I went.
I went to Tootsies in the daytime and it is amazing, the hoez are just as hot as in the night shifts and the drinks are really cheap, but the best part is that if you really like a girl the champagne quotes go down to $150-$200 girl, and like $50-75 for the room, that is way cheaper than their standard $250+ girl, $100+ room price at night.Are there rooms for fifty during the day I am certain minimum room is 75 even during the day but I hope I am wrong.
Normal Guy
05-30-14, 12:14
Looking to go to a strip-club and I was wondering in everyone's opinion, other than Tootsies, what are your favorites and why?I like BTs near Sunset Place and PTs in Hialeah. The girls have a very novel way of saying Hello,. Wear gym shorts if you can.
Member #4860
05-30-14, 18:20
Norm, I recently went to PTs and got a 25 cent lapdance from a Latina hoe who did such a good job grinding down on the old pecker that I nutted all over myself like a teenage boy LOL. But yeah, I was wearing shorts and she reached right in to feel me up. Probably prepping me for more money action but it backfired on her. I agree both places are probably as good as it gets in MD County. Nothing like Broward though.
I like BTs near Sunset Place and PTs in Hialeah. The girls have a very novel way of saying Hello,. Wear gym shorts if you can.
I went to Tootsies in the daytime and it is amazing, the hoez are just as hot as in the night shifts and the drinks are really cheap, but the best part is that if you really like a girl the champagne quotes go down to $150-$200 girl, and like $50-75 for the room, that is way cheaper than their standard $250+ girl, $100+ room price at night.I told you this like a year and a half ago! I'm the daytime vet and would not steer you wrong. LOL There is not a huge difference between talent day and night, for you to pay the extra money. Some people just like the "night time" because of whatever reasons.
Well I am back at Tootsies. I recently was raving about Diamonds, but I'm done with that place for a little while. I'm on hiatus. lol The Cuban Mariel Boat has reached Diamond Dolls now which is unfortunate. The club was fully diverse and now it's rapidly losing it. It's the same Cuban chics that worked at Tootsies. LOL The Pack I would call them. Its a group of about 8 to 10 and of course they don't speak English. LOL Tootsies on the other hand is starting to mix it up. They got some hot Puerto Ricans and mixes there to my surprise. Can't beat the drink specials either.
In Broward, I probably will do the BT's thing which is really hit or miss, but at least they have free lunch and 2 for 1 drinks. Cheetah has a great diverse talent. The key there is "take out". The champagne rooms are a waste of money. Weird enough I found a couple of Diamonds in the rough at Gold Finger.
I never did rooms though. Just never was my thing. Never know what you are going to get when you get back there, could be nothing. LOL Getting the drinks there and high mileage dances from the select few yes. I rarely do anything in the states anymore. Just got back from Colombia. I tell you. They blow all these women away!
FrankieFastNut
06-01-14, 21:54
Are there rooms for fifty during the day I am certain minimum room is 75 even during the day but I hope I am wrong. Hey Dave you are right, the rooms are $75 but I've had two dancers at different occasions tell me that the room is 50 and her price 250, they most likely made that up so that they still pocket 225 in the end (300-75). But I negotiate down to 250 to 270 MAX! One girl even offered 150 for her for a quick! If the girl is too reluctant to go down I offer to get a lap dance from her if she puts forth good effort LOL, that way she thinks she's pocketing an extra 20. But I end up just doing the champagne room, say I need to clean up in the bathroom and leave.
I need to get a life as I know just to much about strip clubs.
BTW, for street walkers what is the protocol on paying first or when done.
Hey Dave you are right, the rooms are $75 but I've had two dancers at different occasions tell me that the room is 50 and her price 250, they most likely made that up so that they still pocket 225 in the end (300-75). But I negotiate down to 250 to 270 MAX! One girl even offered 150 for her for a quick! If the girl is too reluctant to go down I offer to get a lap dance from her if she puts forth good effort LOL, that way she thinks she's pocketing an extra 20. But I end up just doing the champagne room, say I need to clean up in the bathroom and leave.
I need to get a life as I know just to much about strip clubs.
BTW, for street walkers what is the protocol on paying first or when done. If you can manage it, it's always better to keep your cash until the end. Gives you an element of control. Some girls won't go for it, try to stand your ground and tell the girl you'll take care of her afterwards.
I was going to stop by this crappy strip club after work because traffic was a *****. I see the name changed to Bailo. I guess Vivid tanked. Not even a year in the biz. It's was pretty dumb to try to have high end strip club in Hialeah. Another sad detail is Vivid live tried to sue a small club in Palm Bay, FL and that club is actually better. Smh.
I was going to stop by this crappy strip club after work because traffic was a *****. I see the name changed to Bailo. I guess Vivid tanked. Not even a year in the biz. It's was pretty dumb to try to have high end strip club in Hialeah. Another sad detail is Vivid live tried to sue a small club in Palm Bay, FL and that club is actually better. Smh.All the clubs down here go thru the the same cylce of dancers.
Please dnt tell me you were expecting some kind of revelation from a club in Hialeah.
It's the same ho3's in diferent clubs.
The chicks go3's where's they thinks the moolah iz. An they stoopid 2.
The bucks been out of the SC biz for a few years now. It's tough for them to get people to come in for In The Biz Sunday nights.
All my peeps rather go to Irish Times 2-4-1 (50% off). They even give "Biz" 1/2-off the food menu too. $hit! Why go anywhere else.
The dumb asses at BT's can't even get our business because they want to charge us door. Fuck 'them! We go to Playmates (no door) and Five-dolla anythings and beers are just 2 or 3 bucks.
Anyways. It's tough to find a ho3 worth it to pay 20-something bucks to grind on your dick. The money hungry ho3 es with pouchy bellies can starve themselves to death. They ain't gettin my moolah no mo.
All the clubs down here go thru the the same cylce of dancers.
Please dnt tell me you were expecting some kind of revelation from a club in Hialeah.
It's the same ho3's in diferent clubs.
The chicks go3's where's they thinks the moolah iz. An they stoopid 2.
The bucks been out of the SC biz for a few years now. It's tough for them to get people to come in for In The Biz Sunday nights.
All my peeps rather go to Irish Times 2-4-1 (50% off). They even give "Biz" 1/2-off the food menu too. $hit! Why go anywhere else.
The dumb asses at BT's can't even get our business because they want to charge us door. Fuck 'them! We go to Playmates (no door) and Five-dolla anythings and beers are just 2 or 3 bucks.
Anyways. It's tough to find a ho3 worth it to pay 20-something bucks to grind on your dick. The money hungry ho3 es with pouchy bellies can starve themselves to death. They ain't gettin my moolah no mo.Trying to figure out where you got that out of my post. LOL Once I found out this club was in Hialeah I was liked dumb move. But surprised they tanked so quickly. I mean this is a multi million dollar company in Vivid. The club stunk so bad that they cut ties after less than one year. I would expect something like that for Joe Schmo owner.
Yeah I'm never a big Miami strip club fan except for tootsies. Vivid I would go in there once in a blue when they didn't charge after I got off work and get the 2 for 1. I wasn't hounded a lot for the tip walk there, so I was like fuck it to let traffic pass.
The ho's there were terrible though. Total mis-advertisement when you look at the flyers LOL.
TexasMonger
06-14-14, 09:25
Area SC mongers.
Work is bringing me to Miami this weekend and I'm interested in the SC scene, particularly Lexx. So I took a tour through the forum and got some basic info on cover, drinks atmosphere, girls and girl quality, dance cost etc. Something remains unclear to me and that is the dance structure. So tip and the 5 dollar dances are seat / bar side with minimal contact, kind of like check the chemistry kind of dance, and the 10 dollar dances are in designated areas where these are more intimate and in the nude?
What if I like the girl and want an inside the club service, is that in VIP? Is it a 100 to get inside VIP and rest is negotiated?
Are there any other club recommendations for high mileage and service without breaking the bank? I don't care if the girls are 10's 6's and 7's are fine.
Let me know.
Cheers.
TM.
Normal Guy
06-14-14, 15:02
Tex, welcome to Miami. It has been a while since I have been to Lexx, so if my info is wrong perhaps someone can correct me. The "inside" dances that girls try to lure you to is still very public and nothing goes on there. It just costs more. You might get a little extra grabbage for your cabbage, but its basically a waste. If you like black clubs, try Secrets on Biscayne and 105th or Coco's which is not far from Lexx.
I personally like BTs on US 1 or PT's in Hialeah. They are mostly Latinas, but you can find all shapes, sizes and colors. These places have real VIP rooms, but they are not cheap. For a more economical option, with average-at-best women, try Bottoms Up on SW 8th St and 57th Ave.
Enjoy!
Norm.
Area SC mongers.
Work is bringing me to Miami this weekend and I'm interested in the SC scene, particularly Lexx. So I took a tour through the forum and got some basic info on cover, drinks atmosphere, girls and girl quality, dance cost etc. Something remains unclear to me and that is the dance structure. So tip and the 5 dollar dances are seat / bar side with minimal contact, kind of like check the chemistry kind of dance, and the 10 dollar dances are in designated areas where these are more intimate and in the nude?
What if I like the girl and want an inside the club service, is that in VIP? Is it a 100 to get inside VIP and rest is negotiated?
Are there any other club recommendations for high mileage and service without breaking the bank? I don't care if the girls are 10's 6's and 7's are fine.
Let me know.
Cheers.
TM.
The $5 are alot of contact. Most girls totally nude. Your can touch everywhere outside, again most girls. $10 up in the big room is even more contact as the girls know how to make it happen. Now the big room is obviously not private but not alot of people before 8 and sometimes before 6 you are alone.
Coco's has little cubicles for $20 house so it is more private and 10 a dance which are great as the girls want to keep dancing.
Secrets is the place to give bartender 50 and the girl 100 and you will have fun in a little room, I. E. Champagne room.
Area SC mongers.
Work is bringing me to Miami this weekend and I'm interested in the SC scene, particularly Lexx. So I took a tour through the forum and got some basic info on cover, drinks atmosphere, girls and girl quality, dance cost etc. Something remains unclear to me and that is the dance structure. So tip and the 5 dollar dances are seat / bar side with minimal contact, kind of like check the chemistry kind of dance, and the 10 dollar dances are in designated areas where these are more intimate and in the nude?
What if I like the girl and want an inside the club service, is that in VIP? Is it a 100 to get inside VIP and rest is negotiated?
Are there any other club recommendations for high mileage and service without breaking the bank? I don't care if the girls are 10's 6's and 7's are fine.
Let me know.
Cheers.
TM.
TexasMonger
06-15-14, 18:37
Tex, welcome to Miami. It has been a while since I have been to Lexx, so if my info is wrong perhaps someone can correct me. The "inside" dances that girls try to lure you to is still very public and nothing goes on there. It just costs more. You might get a little extra grabbage for your cabbage, but its basically a waste. If you like black clubs, try Secrets on Biscayne and 105th or Coco's which is not far from Lexx.
I personally like BTs on US 1 or PT's in Hialeah. They are mostly Latinas, but you can find all shapes, sizes and colors. These places have real VIP rooms, but they are not cheap. For a more economical option, with average-at-best women, try Bottoms Up on SW 8th St and 57th Ave.
Enjoy!
Norm.Thank you Normal Guy. I think I will pay a visit to Secrets and Coco's for some WOC dancers since I like. Also, Bottoms up sounds intriguing can you tell me more about it?
Cheers.
TM.
TexasMonger
06-15-14, 18:38
The $5 are alot of contact. Most girls totally nude. Your can touch everywhere outside, again most girls. $10 up in the big room is even more contact as the girls know how to make it happen. Now the big room is obviously not private but not alot of people before 8 and sometimes before 6 you are alone.
Coco's has little cubicles for $20 house so it is more private and 10 a dance which are great as the girls want to keep dancing.
Secrets is the place to give bartender 50 and the girl 100 and you will have fun in a little room, I. E. Champagne room.Awesome Info Dave. Thanks.
Cheers.
TM.
Has anyone been to KOD (King of Diamonds) that can tell me what's up with them?
Rates for cover, lap dances, VIP, etc?
Thanks!
They do not get going until 9 pm which is to late for me to start. I am out of the clubs by 9.
Has anyone been to KOD (King of Diamonds) that can tell me what's up with them?
Rates for cover, lap dances, VIP, etc?
Thanks!
Has anyone been to KOD (King of Diamonds) that can tell me what's up with them?
Rates for cover, lap dances, VIP, etc?
Thanks!
They do not get going until 9 pm which is to late for me to start. I am out of the clubs by 9.One of the big warehouse type house of strippers. Pretty much hip-hop gangsta crowd. Been there about 8 times went with groups from work. Never been there early. Wouldn't want to. Our stops have all been on the way back from a main event and KOD was a diversion. Couldn't tell ya what door is. Somebody else covered it or we were comped.
Overall my two-cents is that there ain't nuthin there that ainn't anywhere else. Mostly black and mixed dancers, latina and tatted up white gangsta ladies. There's alot of competition for attention there. Too many poor boys pretending to be rich actin' tough just because that's all they know how to do.
Definately weapons check. High security presence. Not unsafe though. You will drop alot of cash that you don't necessarily need to, but that's okay If that's what you want to do. Alotta other places with better milage. It's kinda like you're goin there for a show, nut it's not really a show. It's naked hoes showin their cooter for a buck. Shit you can be cheap as hell with the women if ya want to and just let the idiots make it rain. $hit $ $ $$ $$ $ That's why it's a show to me because three boys will walk up and each trow fiddy-dolla up and the biches all go nuts.
But if you gave me three hundred right now that's not where I'd be tonight.
One of the big warehouse type house of strippers. Pretty much hip-hop gangsta crowd. Been there about 8 times went with groups from work. Never been there early. Wouldn't want to. Our stops have all been on the way back from a main event and KOD was a diversion. Couldn't tell ya what door is. Somebody else covered it or we were comped.
Overall my two-cents is that there ain't nuthin there that ainn't anywhere else. Mostly black and mixed dancers, latina and tatted up white gangsta ladies. There's alot of competition for attention there. Too many poor boys pretending to be rich actin' tough just because that's all they know how to do.
Definately weapons check. High security presence. Not unsafe though. You will drop alot of cash that you don't necessarily need to, but that's okay If that's what you want to do. Alotta other places with better milage. It's kinda like you're goin there for a show, nut it's not really a show. It's naked hoes showin their cooter for a buck. Shit you can be cheap as hell with the women if ya want to and just let the idiots make it rain. $hit $ $ $$ $$ $ That's why it's a show to me because three boys will walk up and each trow fiddy-dolla up and the biches all go nuts.
But if you gave me three hundred right now that's not where I'd be tonight.Okay Chef, you got my attention. Where would you go?
Okay Chef, you got my attention. Where would you go?Ahhh. DAYSHIFTY.
Playmates (the old Alley Cat) you should be hable to hit a home run.
NEGOTIATE!
There are some nice hotties workinn there. Latina. Slim - Bolt-ons that will charge you a bit extra. But if you pass on the nines you cam make a great play with the six-seven-eights.
Happy hour goes until 8 PM. Bottle suds will run three bucks and if you want a mixed drink a Grey Goose cranberry only sets you back five bucks.
Don't waste your cash makin' it rain! Just give 'them a dolla on the tip-around.
You'll know the right ones. Alotta them will juggle your marbles. Hehe.
Was there this afternoon haven't seen my gal Wendy behind the bar in ages. Luis is always workin in the shitter. Treat him well. The plumbing sucks there.
Ahhh. DAYSHIFTY.
Playmates (the old Alley Cat) you should be hable to hit a home run.
NEGOTIATE!
There are some nice hotties workinn there. Latina. Slim - Bolt-ons that will charge you a bit extra. But if you pass on the nines you cam make a great play with the six-seven-eights.
Happy hour goes until 8 PM. Bottle suds will run three bucks and if you want a mixed drink a Grey Goose cranberry only sets you back five bucks.
Don't waste your cash makin' it rain! Just give 'them a dolla on the tip-around.
You'll know the right ones. Alotta them will juggle your marbles. Hehe.
Was there this afternoon haven't seen my gal Wendy behind the bar in ages. Luis is always workin in the shitter. Treat him well. The plumbing sucks there.Oh. And BTW if someone needs a sweet Lincoln Cont'l the old one with the flip down lights he's got to get rid of a cherry with low miles because he's loosin' his garage. It's got original burgundy velor that will die in the sun. Burgundy on burgundy. BIG BIG BIG.
Oh. And BTW if someone needs a sweet Lincoln Cont'l the old one with the flip down lights he's got to get rid of a cherry with low miles because he's loosin' his garage. It's got original burgundy velor that will die in the sun. Burgundy on burgundy. BIG BIG BIG.Talk to Luis in the john in the day if you're interested. He's askin in the 9 to 11 range. He's got tons of pic on his phone. Yeah yeah yeah. I know. I'm a *****. But I'd rather see it go to somebody on the board that's interested than to a shmoe that will trash it out.
TexasMonger
06-18-14, 23:36
Talk to Luis in the john in the day if you're interested. He's askin in the 9 to 11 range. He's got tons of pic on his phone. Yeah yeah yeah. I know. I'm a *****. But I'd rather see it go to somebody on the board that's interested than to a shmoe that will trash it out.Hey Chef.
Any insider info on Bottoms Up on SW 8th St and 57th Ave. ?
Cheers.
TM.
LafreedMachado
06-19-14, 00:06
Went to Foxxxy Lady Lounge today past 17 ave and 79st. I went early so there were a lot of skinny girls. Thicker girls get there later at night. But this place is all you can touch for 5 dollar dances. Can't complain.
Hey Chef.
Any insider info on Bottoms Up on SW 8th St and 57th Ave. ?
Cheers.
TM.IMO Bottoms Up = Waste of Time.
One of the only clubs with Beer / Wine Only liscence.
Parking stinks. The place is real small. One time and one time only I saw a rat (rodent kind) running allong the floor. Inside.
About 120% latin; a few dancers Np Peeky Englitch; more than a few of dancers could stand to loose 30 to 40 pounds. And it's not because the have large hispanic butts. They have big poochy bellies because they're out of shape and eat too much.
This is not the club where you will find a stunner. It's the kinda club where most of the strippers are mommies and they aren't good looking enough to get a job in a better club. They just lazy hoewz. Jai Pappi Dame Me Propina.
There have been rare occaisions that you will get a nice surprise with a dancer who's on her first job (of her career) and dancers that are new to town and dancers on suspension from other clubs. I dated one that was actually banned from at least 4 or 5 places. As soon as the new girls get the skinny they shoot out quick.
The only reason I ever spant time in this shit hole is because I used to work down the road at a latin banquet hall and I would dip in here back in the day with the banquet hall's owner when we snuck out of the kitch of a little yayo and a beejay from a fugly stripper.
This place could have huge potential but it's just been run into the ground. But the latino hip-hop boys still like to pass through late at night on their way home in el sow-weste.
If you offered my a hunrit dolla I wouldn't waste my time there or the sister club Bere Necessity on US1.
TexasMonger
06-19-14, 16:04
IMO Bottoms Up = Waste of Time.
One of the only clubs with Beer / Wine Only liscence.
Parking stinks. The place is real small. One time and one time only I saw a rat (rodent kind) running allong the floor. Inside.
About 120% latin; a few dancers Np Peeky Englitch; more than a few of dancers could stand to loose 30 to 40 pounds. And it's not because the have large hispanic butts. They have big poochy bellies because they're out of shape and eat too much.
This is not the club where you will find a stunner. It's the kinda club where most of the strippers are mommies and they aren't good looking enough to get a job in a better club. They just lazy hoewz. Jai Pappi Dame Me Propina.
There have been rare occaisions that you will get a nice surprise with a dancer who's on her first job (of her career) and dancers that are new to town and dancers on suspension from other clubs. I dated one that was actually banned from at least 4 or 5 places. As soon as the new girls get the skinny they shoot out quick.
The only reason I ever spant time in this shit hole is because I used to work down the road at a latin banquet hall and I would dip in here back in the day with the banquet hall's owner when we snuck out of the kitch of a little yayo and a beejay from a fugly stripper.
This place could have huge potential but it's just been run into the ground. But the latino hip-hop boys still like to pass through late at night on their way home in el sow-weste.
If you offered my a hunrit dolla I wouldn't waste my time there or the sister club Bere Necessity on US1.So what is you are opinion on Lexx and Coco's?
Cheers.
TM.
So what is you are opinion on Lexx and Coco's?
Cheers.
TM.Haven't been to Coco's.
My last visit to Rolex was many years ago. I preferred The Mint, but that was a long time ago.
I live in the Grove, so most of the clubs North of the airport are a bit of a drive.
South of downtown I like Playmates (just East and South of the Grove); BTs (South Miami); Stir Crazy (Falls / Pinecrest US1).
If I am up North towards WPB I always stop in at Flashdance.
Prefer dayshifters.
TexasMonger
06-21-14, 09:43
Haven't been to Coco's.
My last visit to Rolex was many years ago. I preferred The Mint, but that was a long time ago.
I live in the Grove, so most of the clubs North of the airport are a bit of a drive.
South of downtown I like Playmates (just East and South of the Grove); BTs (South Miami); Stir Crazy (Falls / Pinecrest US1).
If I am up North towards WPB I always stop in at Flashdance.
Prefer dayshifters.Finally made it to Miami. So I had work to do until about 9 pm, then it was off to Coco's to check it out. I like all black girl clubs, slutty and shit. So I navigate my way to it (not far from where I am staying). Door Security is about as good as the TSA at any given airport. Payed the door fee and went in. It took me a few minutes to adjust to the lights and the music and found a chair by the bar side.
Ok the chicks are average and some are heavy with big booty, but there were like 4 or 5 stunners, whom I would not mind spending some OTC time with them. Got a cold one and started watching the show. Not bad, kind fun and different if you ask me. A few girls (not my type) stopped by to say Hello, and to chit chat a bit, some asked for dances but I politely declined since I had my eye on a couple of dimes. Finally I maintained eye contact with one of them and sure enough she struts her junk over. Man, my little head wanted to peek out of my shorts and get a taste of her, but I calmed my little head down. I don't recall what her name was Dina or something, but not important. Besides the pretty eyes and teeth, she had perky natural tits, be / see cup and an ass to die for. We danced for a while, she gave me her number for some OTC fun, but she is not cheep and I have to think about it today. Then came this spinner, calls her self Beamer, she sat in my lap and did some grinding. She is hot, little tits, very toned body (no kids) and nice bubble butt. While in my lap, I started lightly massaging her clit which she didn't mind. So I told her, I want to make her cum just like that, to which she didn't mind and provided me with additional access. Her pussy was so warm, juciy and tight. I finger fucked her until she came. Her pussy juice smelled so fresh and I kid you not, I made her taste it. This chick is just one wild fuck. OTC with her is today at a reasonable price, so will have to report on it.
Anyway, after I decided to leave, I saw a civi that was hot and banging. She was having a good time with the guys and the girls there. So I struck a conversation with her and she is hot and fun. She comes there every Friday (that is what she said) her name is Melissa and I have her number. Might call her today for a date at night after my visit with Beamer.
Cheers.
TN.
FrankSzoll
06-21-14, 14:44
Hey everybody, just a reminder to clear space on your inboxes BECAUSE.
You can't recieve intriguing message if you don't have space available.
TexasMonger
06-21-14, 18:14
Haven't been to Coco's.
My last visit to Rolex was many years ago. I preferred The Mint, but that was a long time ago.
I live in the Grove, so most of the clubs North of the airport are a bit of a drive.
South of downtown I like Playmates (just East and South of the Grove); BTs (South Miami); Stir Crazy (Falls / Pinecrest US1).
If I am up North towards WPB I always stop in at Flashdance.
Prefer dayshifters.Finally made it to Miami. So I had work to do until about 9 pm, then it was off to Coco's to check it out. I like all black girl clubs, slutty and shit. So I navigate my way to it (not far from where I am staying). Door Security is about as good as the TSA at any given airport. Payed the door fee and went in. It took me a few minutes to adjust to the lights and the music and found a chair by the bar side.
Ok the chicks are average and some are heavy with big booty, but there were like 4 or 5 stunners, whom I would not mind spending some OTC time with them. Got a cold one and started watching the show. Not bad, kind fun and different if you ask me. A few girls (not my type) stopped by to say Hello, and to chit chat a bit, some asked for dances but I politely declined since I had my eye on a couple of dimes. Finally I maintained eye contact with one of them and sure enough she struts her junk over. Man, my little head wanted to peek out of my shorts and get a taste of her, but I calmed my little head down. I don't recall what her name was Dina or something, but not important. Besides the pretty eyes and teeth, she had perky natural tits, be / see cup and an ass to die for. We danced for a while, she gave me her number for some OTC fun, but she is not cheep and I have to think about it today. Then came this spinner, calls her self Beamer, she sat in my lap and did some grinding. She is hot, little tits, very toned body (no kids) and nice bubble butt. While in my lap, I started lightly massaging her clit which she didn't mind. So I told her, I want to make her cum just like that, to which she didn't mind and provided me with additional access. Her pussy was so warm, juciy and tight. I finger fucked her until she came. Her pussy juice smelled so fresh and I kid you not, I made her taste it. This chick is just one wild fuck. OTC with her is today at a reasonable price, so will have to report on it.
Anyway, after I decided to leave, I saw a civi that was hot and banging. She was having a good time with the guys and the girls there. So I struck a conversation with her and she is hot and fun. She comes there every Friday (that is what she said) her name is Melissa and I have her number. Might call her today for a date at night after my visit with Beamer.
Cheers.
TN.
TexasMonger
06-22-14, 11:31
So to continue on with the story.
Picked up beamer at her place and we went for a quick bite to eat, then off to my hotel room for some work out before she goes to work. Beamer knows how to suck a cock. BBBJNQNS was round one after some body worshiping and Daty. Her pussy is so sweet tasting (kind of surprised for a dancer who gets man handled on a daily basis by a lot of men). Round two a hot performance ending with an amazing doggy and a finish with a cum shot on that fine ass. We both cleaned up and I dropped her off at work.
Now to Melissa, the hot civie, I called her as promised, but she didn't pick up. A few minutes later she called and we couldn't agree on anything. She wanted too much for a date so I said fuck it and decided to check out the other all black strip joint Lexx.
The place was banging with so many hotties. The grinding milage is very high and take out is to be had for sure. I even had a double dance with one girl grinding on each of my thighs with a finger working there VJ (s). What a night.
Now it is time to leave your great city and I know I will be visiting soon for some action. For all the ones who provided me info on the SC scene in Miami, I say thank you so much and I can return the favor please do not hesitate to ask.
Cheers.
TM.
Just moved down to Miami and I think it's time to go to some clubs.
Originally from LA and am used to the hm clubs in City of Industry.
I am into blonde and Latin women, looks like I am mainly going to find Latin women correct?
So after doing a lot of reading (I just wanted to confirm) my best bet would be to check out places like BTs, playmates and stir crazy. (I will definitely report after going).
I like good scenery and a good grind, anything else is just a bonus.
Any tips are greatly appreciated. I don't mind driving north if need be either if anyone has any tips on where I can find a blonde bombshell ha I will report after checking them out.
Beardown23
07-08-14, 01:38
Hey, I just went to bottoms up. It was a real waste of time. The girls were always begging for tips, and everyone there was latin. Which I was ok with. But they just stared at us for a hour. But what Ibwas wondering if any of the girls go the extra mile, or what club does? Either way, I would not waste your time with bottoms up.
TexasMonger
07-08-14, 04:10
Hey, I just went to bottoms up. It was a real waste of time. The girls were always begging for tips, and everyone there was latin. Which I was ok with. But they just stared at us for a hour. But what Ibwas wondering if any of the girls go the extra mile, or what club does? Either way, I would not waste your time with bottoms up.Hey Beardown.
If you like black girls and don't mind an all black club, I recommend Coco's or Lexx. (see my reports below).
Cheers.
TM.
Member #4860
07-08-14, 12:42
TX, that was one fine report, thank you. If you don't mind my asking, what was the damage for the Beamer take out not counting what you spent on treating her to a fine dining experience LOL?
So to continue on with the story.
Picked up beamer at her place and we went for a quick bite to eat, then off to my hotel room for some work out before she goes to work. Beamer knows how to suck a cock. BBBJNQNS was round one after some body worshiping and Daty. Her pussy is so sweet tasting (kind of surprised for a dancer who gets man handled on a daily basis by a lot of men). Round two a hot performance ending with an amazing doggy and a finish with a cum shot on that fine ass. We both cleaned up and I dropped her off at work.
Now to Melissa, the hot civie, I called her as promised, but she didn't pick up. A few minutes later she called and we couldn't agree on anything. She wanted too much for a date so I said fuck it and decided to check out the other all black strip joint Lexx.
The place was banging with so many hotties. The grinding milage is very high and take out is to be had for sure. I even had a double dance with one girl grinding on each of my thighs with a finger working there VJ (s). What a night.
Now it is time to leave your great city and I know I will be visiting soon for some action. For all the ones who provided me info on the SC scene in Miami, I say thank you so much and I can return the favor please do not hesitate to ask.
Cheers.
TM.
TexasMonger
07-08-14, 19:19
TX, that was one fine report, thank you. If you don't mind my asking, what was the damage for the Beamer take out not counting what you spent on treating her to a fine dining experience LOL?Thank you Mundo. She asked for two bills when we were at the club the night before. I told her a bill and a half is all what she will get plus a good fuck. LOL. So the deal was for her to thick about it and for me to call her. We both did what we agreed on and a bill and a half it was.
Some of these girls are desperate for money. I think if you catch them close to the end of the month, they are willing to try anything.
Cheers.
TM.
Just moved down to Miami and I think it's time to go to some clubs.
Originally from LA and am used to the hm clubs in City of Industry.
I am into blonde and Latin women, looks like I am mainly going to find Latin women correct?
So after doing a lot of reading (I just wanted to confirm) my best bet would be to check out places like BTs, playmates and stir crazy. (I will definitely report after going).
I like good scenery and a good grind, anything else is just a bonus.
Any tips are greatly appreciated. I don't mind driving north if need be either if anyone has any tips on where I can find a blonde bombshell ha I will report after checking them out.You are definitely correct when you say you are mainly going to find Latin ladies if you go to the smaller clubs (P Cat, Bella's, etc.) but you can also find your "blondes" at the larger, more popular, clubs like Toots, Chee, Scar. Would I recommend any over the other, not really, the ladies circulate in the smaller clubs and you will find the regulars at the larger clubs, I tend to stick with the smaller, "hole in the wall" sf's. You will eventually find what you are looking for in "The Magic City". Keep us posted on the hunt.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.
Hey Mongers,
I think I have my new favorite club. We hit the Pink Pony on a weekend during the day and let me tell you we had a blast. Of core I made the mistake of sitting at the stage so I dropped $$ in singles with in a couple hours. But I will definitely be driving the 45 minutes down there rather than visiting any of these "ratchet" clubs up in the 954. When you get there look for Sky she is a tall athletic blonde and man can she put it on you (if you catch my drift), definitely worth it! SR. Memes PM for details.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.
Very Scary
07-17-14, 10:09
Hey Mongers,
I think I have my new favorite club. We hit the Pink Pony on a weekend during the day and let me tell you we had a blast. Of core I made the mistake of sitting at the stage so I dropped $$ in singles with in a couple hours. But I will definitely be driving the 45 minutes down there rather than visiting any of these "ratchet" clubs up in the 954. When you get there look for Sky she is a tall athletic blonde and man can she put it on you (if you catch my drift), definitely worth it! SR. Memes PM for details.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.Why drive all the way to PP when you have diamond dolls up there? I drive from miami just to go to diamond dolls. The girls are hotter than the ones at PP and they have the 3 song room.
Mr Clubberman
07-17-14, 10:28
Hey Mongers,
I think I have my new favorite club. We hit the Pink Pony on a weekend during the day and let me tell you we had a blast. Of core I made the mistake of sitting at the stage so I dropped $$ in singles with in a couple hours. But I will definitely be driving the 45 minutes down there rather than visiting any of these "ratchet" clubs up in the 954. When you get there look for Sky she is a tall athletic blonde and man can she put it on you (if you catch my drift), definitely worth it! SR. Memes PM for details.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.Roo,
Do you speak spanish? I ask this for a simple reason. I don't and the few times I've been there, I was shunned.
Roo,
Do you speak spanish? I ask this for a simple reason. I don't and the few times I've been there, I was shunned.I've lived in Miami all of my life and I failed Spanish II twice in HS. If you know enough the will come. But your top phrases to learn for these ladies;.
1. "Propina" - "Tip".
2. "Dame una bailar privado" - Give me a private dance.
3. "Quiero ir a la sala VIP" - I want to go to the VIP room.
4. "Quiero un table dance" - I want a table dance.
5. "Quiero un baile erótico" - I want a private dance.
6. "Agitar para mí" - Shake it for me.
7. "No Gracias" - No Thank You.
8. "Vete" - Go Away.
9. "ŋQuieres una bebida?" - Would You Like a Drink.
10. "ŋQué haces después del trabajo?" - What are you doing after work?
I have plenty more, but Google translate on you smartphone can really save your butt in a 305 SC. LOL, enjoy my fellow monger.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.
Personally I would replace all the Quiero's with Mi gustaria (Quiero = I want, Mi gustaria = I would like) and lose "Dame" (it's a command) and replace it with "me das" (a request). #6 could be muevalo bebe (move it babe) Agitar does mean to shake but that's not going to translate the same. None of this is wrong but these are the mistakes I used to make when I first moved down here.
A2
Hey Mongers,
I think I have my new favorite club. We hit the Pink Pony on a weekend during the day and let me tell you we had a blast. Of core I made the mistake of sitting at the stage so I dropped $$ in singles with in a couple hours. But I will definitely be driving the 45 minutes down there rather than visiting any of these "ratchet" clubs up in the 954. When you get there look for Sky she is a tall athletic blonde and man can she put it on you (if you catch my drift), definitely worth it! SR. Memes PM for details.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.I went to the Booby Trap in Doral. My bad Mongers.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.
Personally I would replace all the Quiero's with Mi gustaria (Quiero = I want, Mi gustaria = I would like) and lose "Dame" (it's a command) and replace it with "me das" (a request). #6 could be muevalo bebe (move it babe) Agitar does mean to shake but that's not going to translate the same. None of this is wrong but these are the mistakes I used to make when I first moved down here.
A2As you can tell by the corrections from A2. I proudly failed all spanish classes in high school.
There was nothing wrong with what you said and I was trying to be helpful. Apologies if I offended you. I thought it was pretty cool that you took the time to try to help your brother Putaneros.
A2
Hey Mongers,
I think I have my new favorite club. We hit the Pink Pony on a weekend during the day and let me tell you we had a blast. Of core I made the mistake of sitting at the stage so I dropped $$ in singles with in a couple hours. But I will definitely be driving the 45 minutes down there rather than visiting any of these "ratchet" clubs up in the 954. When you get there look for Sky she is a tall athletic blonde and man can she put it on you (if you catch my drift), definitely worth it! SR. Memes PM for details.
Peace Out, Happy Hunting.
I will take the ratchet 954 clubs over any Miami one (except Tootsies). That tip walk crap is so friggin annoying. 2 bills from tipping at the stage? That is insane. For that I would had some action at Diamond Dolls, actually cheaper than that. Used to, not so much since the diversity is gone there now.
Why drive all the way to PP when you have diamond dolls up there? I drive from miami just to go to diamond dolls. The girls are hotter than the ones at PP and they have the 3 song room.Yes I used to do that. Unfortunately the mix that I love so much has diminished that I don't even go up there anymore. The Cubans have arrived in packs. Not so diverse anymore.
FrankSzoll
07-18-14, 15:11
Yes I used to do that. Unfortunately the mix that I love so much has diminished that I don't even go up there anymore. The Cubans have arrived in packs. Not so diverse anymore.Funny I can confirm the arrival of packs of cubanas as far north as WPB. They tend to be very agressive openly and direclty offereing and delivering extras in quick fashion, but at the same time I have noticed they are quite resistant to OTC compared to any other type. Which gives me notions of management, but who knows.
Thank you Mundo. She asked for two bills when we were at the club the night before. I told her a bill and a half is all what she will get plus a good fuck. LOL. So the deal was for her to thick about it and for me to call her. We both did what we agreed on and a bill and a half it was.
Some of these girls are desperate for money. I think if you catch them close to the end of the month, they are willing to try anything.
Cheers.
TM.Good advice, Texas.
Member #5419
07-21-14, 00:22
Uncle Leonel is out and about in full force throughout ot tonite boys, be careful fellow mongers.
Funny I can confirm the arrival of packs of cubanas as far north as WPB. They tend to be very agressive openly and direclty offereing and delivering extras in quick fashion, but at the same time I have noticed they are quite resistant to OTC compared to any other type. Which gives me notions of management, but who knows.Thank the good ol USA for letting them in by the droves. Smdh. In Palm Beach also? Wow. I never did any clubs in Palm Beach. Curious to know which ones are good. I'm just not too fond of them. I like a club with a mix of different chicks. Most the Cubans don't speak English and like you said can be very aggressive which turns me off.
FrankieFastNut
07-29-14, 18:47
Hey fellas, FastNut here, keeping you up to date on Miami Strip clubs. Been to Three this month. First one, BTs Doral, nice mixture of girls, I've been around 12 midnight to 3 am. You get a nice mix of Colombians and some Dominicans. Some older Cuban MILF with nice fake tits caught my eye so I got her number and took her out the next day in Hialeah for cheap motel fun. $. 20 Went there in the daytime too around 2 pm for lunch and found myself Cubans and one Venezuelan with nice fake ass and nice fake tits named Roxy, took her to the champagne for cheap $$ total, also got her digits for OTC since she has a Colombian friend who was also dancing there and she had an even better body (taller, fake ass and tits, toned body) beat part is they are roommates and are ok for a threesome. Currently saving up some money for that.
Playmates, was there on Saturday around 1 am. Lots of Cuban chicks. We are talking close to 85% being Cuban. I have a dancer friend who is also one of my regulars there, she's Cuban BTW, and I asked her what's happened to this club, she said all these new cuban girls are apparently new exiles, with very little if any English, they are young and open for anything. Also the talent manager is Cuban and loves hiring them since he gets some on the side. Either way, mostly skinny Cuban girls, very very few had fake tits I can count the number with fake tits with one hand. Don't recommend it until this Cuban epidemic dies down there and they start moving to other clubs.
BTs Sunset. Was there a couple of weekends ago for the Canelo boxing event, lots of fake tits, also a good mixture of Latinas, one from Chile, some Colombian, a puerto Rican, and the majority are Cuban, about three black girls, like 2 or 3 white girls. The only thing stopping me from frequenting this club is the ghetto crowd and rival gangs that make up the visitors. Almost every time that I've gone, either one or two gangs start beef or get in each others face and all these bouncers come in and kick the groups out. About a year ago there was actually a huge rumble and a bunch of drinks and glass was being thrown around everywhere and my friend almost got hit in the face by a flying glass drink. They really need to be more selective in letting these low-life bums even go in there.
Member #4860
07-29-14, 21:18
Great report, FastNut! Was wondering what the OTC prospects look like with them skinny Cubanas? I want to challenge myself linguistically with one of these non English speakers. Do you recommend? I don't look Gringo but I can't speak much Spanish. Also, what's the VIP or champagne room situation looking like there? Are these hoes asking for an arm and a leg? Again, thanks for the report. Peace.
Hey fellas, FastNut here, keeping you up to date on Miami Strip clubs. Been to Three this month. First one, BTs Doral, nice mixture of girls, I've been around 12 midnight to 3 am. You get a nice mix of Colombians and some Dominicans. Some older Cuban MILF with nice fake tits caught my eye so I got her number and took her out the next day in Hialeah for cheap motel fun. $. 20 Went there in the daytime too around 2 pm for lunch and found myself Cubans and one Venezuelan with nice fake ass and nice fake tits named Roxy, took her to the champagne for cheap $$ total, also got her digits for OTC since she has a Colombian friend who was also dancing there and she had an even better body (taller, fake ass and tits, toned body) beat part is they are roommates and are ok for a threesome. Currently saving up some money for that.
Playmates, was there on Saturday around 1 am. Lots of Cuban chicks. We are talking close to 85% being Cuban. I have a dancer friend who is also one of my regulars there, she's Cuban BTW, and I asked her what's happened to this club, she said all these new cuban girls are apparently new exiles, with very little if any English, they are young and open for anything. Also the talent manager is Cuban and loves hiring them since he gets some on the side. Either way, mostly skinny Cuban girls, very very few had fake tits I can count the number with fake tits with one hand. Don't recommend it until this Cuban epidemic dies down there and they start moving to other clubs.
BTs Sunset. Was there a couple of weekends ago for the Canelo boxing event, lots of fake tits, also a good mixture of Latinas, one from Chile, some Colombian, a puerto Rican, and the majority are Cuban, about three black girls, like 2 or 3 white girls. The only thing stopping me from frequenting this club is the ghetto crowd and rival gangs that make up the visitors. Almost every time that I've gone, either one or two gangs start beef or get in each others face and all these bouncers come in and kick the groups out. About a year ago there was actually a huge rumble and a bunch of drinks and glass was being thrown around everywhere and my friend almost got hit in the face by a flying glass drink. They really need to be more selective in letting these low-life bums even go in there.
FrankieFastNut
07-30-14, 17:04
Great report, FastNut! Was wondering what the OTC prospects look like with them skinny Cubanas? I want to challenge myself linguistically with one of these non English speakers. Do you recommend? I don't look Gringo but I can't speak much Spanish. Also, what's the VIP or champagne room situation looking like there? Are these hoes asking for an arm and a leg? Again, thanks for the report. Peace.Yes I would give it a shot with these young skinny Cubans, they know they are at a disadvantage to the thicker bigger breasted counterparts. Everyone prefers meat on their bones and there's no exception to Latinas, they got to have a nice behind. So these skinny chicks compete by doing freaky things with you for less money. In the lap dance rooms they let you finger or ask you to spank them real hard or get a nice firm grip of their tits, one Cuban at BTs Sunset believe her name was Simone, told me to pull her hair as hard as I wanted during the lap dance. These skinny Cuban girls lack in assets make up for it otherwise.
Now the price game is always negotiable, most OTC will highball you at $$. 5 but that's just to see if you will bite. A reasonable OTC for me is under $$ preferably in $. 20 to $. 50 max. I also let her know that I'm paying for the room so she has to work with me on price. Best part is there is no rush or clock watching and no surprises like you get from Backpage.
Champagne rooms, Playmates 2 benj for girl 50 for room is average but bigger breasted babes charge 3 benjamins. BTs Doral avg 2 benj in the daytime to 3 benj at night. BTs Sunset daytime and Sundays 2. 5 Benjamin's or less if you are lucky. On average at night 2. 5 to 3 benjamins.
I suggest always go for the takeout, its cheaper because no house fees and no bouncer / waitress tips. I have a nice amount of numbers with OTC dancers. The way that has been working for me all these years is get one lap dance with the one you like, that will set you back. 25 but during the dance get to know her, see how long she's been dancing, see if she's done other clubs etc. Then I ask if she does champagnes, the girl instantly sees this as an oppurtunty to make money once you ask about champagne. So after she tells you her prices just say that's a little to high for you and if she does OTC. 50-50 chance here but if she says yes seal the deal with her digits. If she is really stubborn with her number just tell her that you want to do one more dance just for her digits. That almost always guarantees her number. I know you are spending an extra. 25 for digits but in the long run you will have an OTC with a chick you like and handpicked AND it is always cheaper outside the club.
I can't say the same for the more expensive clubs like Wonderland E11 even and Scatlettes. Although I have gotten their numbers for OTC the prices don't budge for them outside, they charge the same they would have charged in the club but without the room fees. So if she quotes you at 4 benj champagne for her, it will be 4 benj outside. Very stubborn girls in these high end clubs, especially scarlettes where I've been highballed anywhere from 3 benj the hour to 8 benj the hour. That's nuts, I'll take multiple girls at Tootsies at those rates.
Member #4860
07-30-14, 23:51
FastNut, you outdid yourself with that valuable intel, and you are a credit to this Forum. I'm sure many of us mongers will benefit from your last 2 posts, I know I will, so great job and thanks again. BTW, and I think I've said this to you before, that database of OTC digits is very valuable so guard it closely.
Yes I would give it a shot with these young skinny Cubans, they know they are at a disadvantage to the thicker bigger breasted counterparts. Everyone prefers meat on their bones and there's no exception to Latinas, they got to have a nice behind. So these skinny chicks compete by doing freaky things with you for less money. In the lap dance rooms they let you finger or ask you to spank them real hard or get a nice firm grip of their tits, one Cuban at BTs Sunset believe her name was Simone, told me to pull her hair as hard as I wanted during the lap dance. These skinny Cuban girls lack in assets make up for it otherwise.
Now the price game is always negotiable, most OTC will highball you at $$. 5 but that's just to see if you will bite. A reasonable OTC for me is under $$ preferably in $. 20 to $. 50 max. I also let her know that I'm paying for the room so she has to work with me on price. Best part is there is no rush or clock watching and no surprises like you get from Backpage.
Champagne rooms, Playmates 2 benj for girl 50 for room is average but bigger breasted babes charge 3 benjamins. BTs Doral avg 2 benj in the daytime to 3 benj at night. BTs Sunset daytime and Sundays 2. 5 Benjamin's or less if you are lucky. On average at night 2. 5 to 3 benjamins.
I suggest always go for the takeout, its cheaper because no house fees and no bouncer / waitress tips. I have a nice amount of numbers with OTC dancers. The way that has been working for me all these years is get one lap dance with the one you like, that will set you back. 25 but during the dance get to know her, see how long she's been dancing, see if she's done other clubs etc. Then I ask if she does champagnes, the girl instantly sees this as an oppurtunty to make money once you ask about champagne. So after she tells you her prices just say that's a little to high for you and if she does OTC. 50-50 chance here but if she says yes seal the deal with her digits. If she is really stubborn with her number just tell her that you want to do one more dance just for her digits. That almost always guarantees her number. I know you are spending an extra. 25 for digits but in the long run you will have an OTC with a chick you like and handpicked AND it is always cheaper outside the club.
I can't say the same for the more expensive clubs like Wonderland E11 even and Scatlettes. Although I have gotten their numbers for OTC the prices don't budge for them outside, they charge the same they would have charged in the club but without the room fees. So if she quotes you at 4 benj champagne for her, it will be 4 benj outside. Very stubborn girls in these high end clubs, especially scarlettes where I've been highballed anywhere from 3 benj the hour to 8 benj the hour. That's nuts, I'll take multiple girls at Tootsies at those rates.
FrankieFastNut
08-03-14, 06:01
Hey guys just left Tootsies, lots of fine opportunity there the chicks had a lot of fake butt implants and the breasts were also pretty fake. My favorite girl Priscilla is dancing there at Tootsies again, her pic is in post #1603 that picture does not do her justice, she is looking even better! I got a young spinner names Ariana she is super flexible, will call tomorrow for some OTC fun.
Member #4860
08-07-14, 18:16
Hey FastNut, did you nail Ariana OTC? If you did please report as I'm planning an outing to Tootsies tomorrow or Saturday late afternoon and would love to know how she performed and what kind of damage she caused you. Be safe.
Hey guys just left Tootsies, lots of fine opportunity there the chicks had a lot of fake butt implants and the breasts were also pretty fake. My favorite girl Priscilla is dancing there at Tootsies again, her pic is in post #1603 that picture does not do her justice, she is looking even better! I got a young spinner names Ariana she is super flexible, will call tomorrow for some OTC fun.
TexasMonger
08-08-14, 07:48
Hey FastNut, did you nail Ariana OTC? If you did please report as I'm planning an outing to Tootsies tomorrow or Saturday late afternoon and would love to know how she performed and what kind of damage she caused you. Be safe.Holy cow guys.
Everyone is talking about this chick. What is up with her? Can someone post a picture of her. Sheesh I will be in Miami next week and would not mind tapping her if she is hot and the OTC damage is reasonable.
Cheers.
TM.
Tiger Guy X
08-16-14, 16:00
I'm currently down in your city once again. I decided to drop by Bella's last night (today) around 1230 am and stayed until 430 am. There wasn't any real change since I was last down here in March. I did see some slightly different talent along with a few ones I've seen in the past. I got lap dances from a quite a few different dancers during the course of the 4 hours I was there. It was lots of nice high mileage contact of the type I'd love to get more consistently back home. I got VIP offers from all of the dancers, but this night I decided to skip that even though I was very tempted to go with one of them. I still like this club, but the drink hustle is way more irritating than anything I've seen in any club. I know the guys down here like to complain about the tip walk, but I don't mind that as much as I simply without tipping until they walk around to get it afterwards LOL and it's a guaranteed chance to tell the girl to come back to give you a dance if you want one. Anyways the drink hustle of the waitresses coming trying to push you to buy any dancers sitting with you even when she just sat down 30 secs before is irritating as f**k. I got scammed doing that in the past where the girl literally took one sip of a drink I'd pad $20 bucks besides every dollar I waste on buying drinks is less I have for actually lap dances or VIP. I'm still in town for a bit longer so I'll likely try and go visit a new club as usual one with lots of Latinas and that is more of a hole in the wall type strip club. Feel free to give me a heads up especially on one where I can get a good VIP for under $$ LOL.
Anyone have any info on how the talent is during the day on Saturdays and Sundays. I am always off on those days and have been wondering how the VIP is. Anybody particular I should keep my eyes out for? Any info would be appreciated.
Tiger Guy X
08-19-14, 18:50
Ended up going to BT's in Doral on Saturday evening since I'd dropped by my last trip and liked it. I decided to get there early on Saturday evening around 630 pm or 7 pm. It wasn't too busy, but that is what I was hoping for. The assortment was the typically for Miami of lots of Latina's with a few others mixed in. The first girl of the night to approach me was actually a thick, tall, busty, white dancer who's originally from Texas (has a lovely southern accent. Which must different from those found elsewhere in the south as I typically don't notice them being a southern guy myself). I ended up getting a nice lap dance from her. After that was a black (or mixed) dancer who was from California. Then there was another black dancer I got a lap dance from. Finally I managed to get a hold of this short Latina with big fake boobs that had caught my eye. I took her to get a few lap dances. This woman didn't speak any English so there wasn't any real conversation. She gave nice contact and before I know it she just start stroking me off without me even asking or giving any indication of that being what I wanted. Needless to say she caused me to cut my stay short since she went to work to make me pop one and I wasn't even looking for that LOL since I was planning to sample some more dances, but hey I'm a guy and can't just tell a woman no LOL. So after that I just had to bounce and head back to my hotel for a change of pants LOL.
Tiger Guy X
08-19-14, 19:06
Spent my final night in Miami hitting up the local strip club yet again. I stopped at PTs first since I have never been there before. Unfortunately it was dead as hell. I got there around 930 pm. Had to pay $5 parking fee, but the girl didn't charge me a door. It was dead as hell inside. There was no dancer on stage and like 4 customers sitting near the stage (3 of the 4 customers were women). One of the women customers was dancing rather provocatively right in front of the stage for a bit, but wasn't showing nothing LOL. That was essentially my entertainment for a good 20 minutes. Eventually a few dancers did come out, but it was very limited selection of maybe 4 dancers. I did get dances from 2 of them over the course of the 2 hours I was there (I tried to wait around to see if it got better, but eventually just said screw it). I eventually left and headed to Stonewall's Lounge.
I got to Stonewall's late and it too was very dead. I didn't pay any cover or anything. Ironically they despite being a much smaller club had more dancers on-hand than PTs. Most of the girls I recognized from my trip here a few months back and etc. There was a tatted up chubb'ish white dancer that I'd not seen before. The highlight of my night was that they actually had 2 very decent dancers (I mean those who probably won't be there long LOL as they are good looking and young enough to work in much better clubs). In fact one of them told me she'd started working at Tootsies a few days prior. I did get dances from a few of the old schoolers as well as 1 of the young new hotties (a Puerto Rican and Morrocan she says) chick. I never got to catch the other hottie since she was wrapped up all night with these 2 old guys (rightly so though LOL). The young hottie I did sample was natural so no fake boobs or implants, but she gave an extremely nice lap dance. Stonewall's is a hole in the wall where you won't find a lot of gems, but occassionally something good can popup not to mention if you're spending you'll get lots of attention.
Member #4860
08-19-14, 23:12
Don't you just hate it when that happens? BTW, good reporting on our local Miami scene, and have a good trip back to ATL or where ever your final destination takes you. Speaking of which, how would you rate MIA against ATL clubs, since you seem to be an experienced connoisseur?
Ended up going to BT's in Doral on Saturday evening since I'd dropped by my last trip and liked it. I decided to get there early on Saturday evening around 630 pm or 7 pm. It wasn't too busy, but that is what I was hoping for. The assortment was the typically for Miami of lots of Latina's with a few others mixed in. The first girl of the night to approach me was actually a thick, tall, busty, white dancer who's originally from Texas (has a lovely southern accent. Which must different from those found elsewhere in the south as I typically don't notice them being a southern guy myself). I ended up getting a nice lap dance from her. After that was a black (or mixed) dancer who was from California. Then there was another black dancer I got a lap dance from. Finally I managed to get a hold of this short Latina with big fake boobs that had caught my eye. I took her to get a few lap dances. This woman didn't speak any English so there wasn't any real conversation. She gave nice contact and before I know it she just start stroking me off without me even asking or giving any indication of that being what I wanted. Needless to say she caused me to cut my stay short since she went to work to make me pop one and I wasn't even looking for that LOL since I was planning to sample some more dances, but hey I'm a guy and can't just tell a woman no LOL. So after that I just had to bounce and head back to my hotel for a change of pants LOL.
Tiger Guy X
08-22-14, 16:43
Don't you just hate it when that happens? BTW, good reporting on our local Miami scene, and have a good trip back to ATL or where ever your final destination takes you. Speaking of which, how would you rate MIA against ATL clubs, since you seem to be an experienced connoisseur?Miami clubs are hands down miles ahead of Atlanta clubs. Miami in my opinion has better quality women, real lap dances, touching the dancers is pretty much the norm, clubs are open later, and VIP where extras are more easier to come by (if you're willing to pay). Atlanta clubs are cheaper (VIP is similar to Miami at some clubs and cheaper at others, but $10 per song is the standard per song dance rate at all Atlanta clubs with a few black clubs having $5 per song rates although they tend to cut the songs short), we don't officially have real lap dances in Atlanta (or GA for that matter) so unless you know the right clubs to go to where management will look the other way while the girls give you a real lap dance you'll likely end up getting an air dance for that $10 per song dance (especially at the better clubs), and of course in most clubs you know the dancers speak english so that barrier doesn't exists.
I just posted on the Atlanta strip club board how when I was there some Atlanta transplant dancers to Miami were telling me how making money in Atlanta clubs was easy because they didn't have to do anything like they have to do in Miami. That right there says a lot.
Member #4860
08-23-14, 01:46
Good intel on ATL. So how would you rate the take out situation there? Better or worse? And damage?
Miami clubs are hands down miles ahead of Atlanta clubs. Miami in my opinion has better quality women, real lap dances, touching the dancers is pretty much the norm, clubs are open later, and VIP where extras are more easier to come by (if you're willing to pay). Atlanta clubs are cheaper (VIP is similar to Miami at some clubs and cheaper at others, but $10 per song is the standard per song dance rate at all Atlanta clubs with a few black clubs having $5 per song rates although they tend to cut the songs short), we don't officially have real lap dances in Atlanta (or GA for that matter) so unless you know the right clubs to go to where management will look the other way while the girls give you a real lap dance you'll likely end up getting an air dance for that $10 per song dance (especially at the better clubs), and of course in most clubs you know the dancers speak english so that barrier doesn't exists.
I just posted on the Atlanta strip club board how when I was there some Atlanta transplant dancers to Miami were telling me how making money in Atlanta clubs was easy because they didn't have to do anything like they have to do in Miami. That right there says a lot.
Miami clubs are hands down miles ahead of Atlanta clubs. Miami in my opinion has better quality women, real lap dances, touching the dancers is pretty much the norm, clubs are open later, and VIP where extras are more easier to come by (if you're willing to pay). Atlanta clubs are cheaper (VIP is similar to Miami at some clubs and cheaper at others, but $10 per song is the standard per song dance rate at all Atlanta clubs with a few black clubs having $5 per song rates although they tend to cut the songs short), we don't officially have real lap dances in Atlanta (or GA for that matter) so unless you know the right clubs to go to where management will look the other way while the girls give you a real lap dance you'll likely end up getting an air dance for that $10 per song dance (especially at the better clubs), and of course in most clubs you know the dancers speak english so that barrier doesn't exists.
I just posted on the Atlanta strip club board how when I was there some Atlanta transplant dancers to Miami were telling me how making money in Atlanta clubs was easy because they didn't have to do anything like they have to do in Miami. That right there says a lot.Ha! I ran into a few like of the lazy ATL dancers before. Soon as they said they were from Atlanta, I was done talking. Miami is probably the best place for strip clubs in the US. You would think NY, and LA would be great, but it's a waste of money. Any place where you get air dances is a waste of money. AZ clubs believe it or not are very close to Miami as far as dances and extras.
Tiger Guy X
08-23-14, 23:52
Good intel on ATL. So how would you rate the take out situation there? Better or worse? And damage?I've not done takeout so can't say anything from personal experience. There are guys who mention getting it frequently. The Atlanta board guys seem to disagree with my assessment of Atlanta clubs though.
HangToTheLeft
08-24-14, 00:18
Been to both. Being born and raised in the ATL and now that I have been moved down here because of the job it is all in what you are looking for. In Atlanta you have to know which clubs to hit and once again you better be ready to pay top dollar. I do like the Miami clubs but they are like any other club I have been to the more money you throw the better it gets. Now if you want to hear something funny Alaska has some damn good clubs. The Great Alaskan Bush company (The ABC) is nice plus they have a ton of juice bars (no alcohol served) and those girls are damn near the girl next door and all you really need to pull them for some take out is a little bit of game. Cali strip clubs is all thumbs down for me and Vegas clubs seemed to be all hype.
Those are my opinions oh and if you go to NC now them girls like to get down and dirty they might just suck your thang right there in the club just don't be shy the guy next to you getting the lap dance might just watch you more than the girl and if you go to SC right across the GA / SC border the Savannah side of GA. , go across the bridge there is a club on a dirt road and take your old lady with you both of you just might get laid by the same girl.
I've not done takeout so can't say anything from personal experience. There are guys who mention getting it frequently. The Atlanta board guys seem to disagree with my assessment of Atlanta clubs though.
Normal Guy
08-28-14, 16:49
I have heard it is pricy, but good. The people who told me this are women, so I was hoping for a guy's point of view. Anybody been there?
FrankieFastNut
08-29-14, 18:00
Hey FastNut, did you nail Ariana OTC? Ariana is a really cool chick, I couldn't bring her down from 2 benjamins OTC, oh well, I only pay big game for chicks with crazy big fake breasts and fake ass.
Ariana goes by the nickname beeper she told me that she got that nickname in highschool after grinding and twerking on a bunch of guys during parties. She says she vibrates and moves like a beeper when on your lap. She gave me a sample of it at the lap room, pretty fun girl. To describe her I would say she is in her early 20's, dark haired white skin Latina. I believe she is Cuban but she speaks English as her primary language. She is short probably 5'5" or a little less. Thin and very flexible, she can lift her legs over her head and do crazy splits. Only flaws for me was her small Alpha Cup Breasts and also that night she had a bad breakout of acne on one side of her face. Wasn't a big deal though. I'm going to be at Tootsies this Saturday for the UFC fight to see if I can negotiate her down, maybe she forgot what she quoted me or gets desperate and agrees to 150 outside. Either way tootsies has a large selection and also most of the girls probably around the range of 85% do champagne rooms and I'm pretty sure more than half will be willing to do OTC, just depends on your luck that night.
Normal Guy
09-05-14, 16:52
Well, that did not take long. I told you. This place is built on cursed Indian Burial Ground and every business that opens there fails soon after.
The Office in Miami Beach on 71 Street (formerly Pau Pau) went pow-pow after shots were fired last weekend.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/09/02/4324190/miami-beach-strip-club-shut-down.html#emlnl=Miami_Beach
Someone said "Let's do a shot!" and the bartender misunderstood? (bad joke, sorry).
Well, sorry to see it close -- but this is what happens when a business goes downnnnnn hill. I've had a few good times there before new mgmt set in.
Let's see what crawls out from the wreckage.
Norm.
Member #4860
09-05-14, 18:24
This will send ripples across the county and maybe even the tri county area. It would be a shame if all of a sudden they started clamping down on all our favorite ratchet clubs where all kinds of shit goes down, but it goes to show what happens when idiot thugs with guns get into the mix.
Well, that did not take long. I told you. This place is built on cursed Indian Burial Ground and every business that opens there fails soon after.
The Office in Miami Beach on 71 Street (formerly Pau Pau) went pow-pow after shots were fired last weekend.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/09/02/4324190/miami-beach-strip-club-shut-down.html#emlnl=Miami_Beach
Someone said "Let's do a shot!" and the bartender misunderstood? (bad joke, sorry).
Well, sorry to see it close -- but this is what happens when a business goes downnnnnn hill. I've had a few good times there before new mgmt set in.
Let's see what crawls out from the wreckage.
Norm.
Well, that did not take long. I told you. This place is built on cursed Indian Burial Ground and every business that opens there fails soon after.
The Office in Miami Beach on 71 Street (formerly Pau Pau) went pow-pow after shots were fired last weekend.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/09/02/4324190/miami-beach-strip-club-shut-down.html#emlnl=Miami_Beach
Someone said "Let's do a shot!" and the bartender misunderstood? (bad joke, sorry).
Well, sorry to see it close -- but this is what happens when a business goes downnnnnn hill. I've had a few good times there before new mgmt set in.
Let's see what crawls out from the wreckage.
Norm.If this were true, pretty much every business in different states of the Amerikkka would fail. I never heard so many raving reviews about the pass, which is why I always passed on it.
Normal Guy
09-06-14, 20:52
If this were true, pretty much every business in different states of the Amerikkka would fail. Agreed. The comment about Indian burial ground was just a joke. This is a slang expression used to describe repeated failures in the same spot.
Member #4860
09-06-14, 20:59
FastNut, I always enjoy your reports, thanks. So, what was the final damage for Ariana assuming you nailed her OTC? Hope you brought her down to 150.
Ariana is a really cool chick, I couldn't bring her down from 2 benjamins OTC, oh well, I only pay big game for chicks with crazy big fake breasts and fake ass.
Ariana goes by the nickname beeper she told me that she got that nickname in highschool after grinding and twerking on a bunch of guys during parties. She says she vibrates and moves like a beeper when on your lap. She gave me a sample of it at the lap room, pretty fun girl. To describe her I would say she is in her early 20's, dark haired white skin Latina. I believe she is Cuban but she speaks English as her primary language. She is short probably 5'5" or a little less. Thin and very flexible, she can lift her legs over her head and do crazy splits. Only flaws for me was her small Alpha Cup Breasts and also that night she had a bad breakout of acne on one side of her face. Wasn't a big deal though. I'm going to be at Tootsies this Saturday for the UFC fight to see if I can negotiate her down, maybe she forgot what she quoted me or gets desperate and agrees to 150 outside. Either way tootsies has a large selection and also most of the girls probably around the range of 85% do champagne rooms and I'm pretty sure more than half will be willing to do OTC, just depends on your luck that night.
FrankieFastNut
09-07-14, 13:29
FastNut, I always enjoy your reports, thanks. So, what was the final damage for Ariana assuming you nailed her OTC? Hope you brought her down to 150.Hey Mundo, I'll keep them strip club reports coming. Ariana was there that night, it was hard to get her over to my table since Tootsies is so big, it was a fight night, and she was either on the second floor VIP or in the lap dance room grinding.
So I had asked this lady in front of the champagne room to see if she could bring me Ariana,(I think this is a great service that other clubs should offer, there is an LCD TV in front of the champagne room with a list of all the girls names that night and who is next on stage. So if you know the one you like tell the Lady to bring her over to your table) I gave her a tip too even though I'm not sure if tip was neccesary.
So about 8 minutes or so beeper (Ariana) came by and she said "hey baby I remember you". And I said I know beeper and she started laughing. So at least that was a positive LOL, but as we were catching up I brought up the OTC thing again and she was very eager to see me outside but for some reason her set price is $200 and she won't budge from there. I even made up a story that I can be a monthly regular for her I just need her to lower the price, but again she probably has some weird arithmetic tied to her bills or gas mileage per BJ equation LOL. So unfortunately Mundo I doubt OTC will happen with her. She is down for it, but a hard bargain to say the least.
Is she worth that price? Maybe. Depends on the type of flexible acrobatic positions she could present you, also on how much energy and enthusiasm she can bring to the table. Usually OTC means no time limit so I'd like to know if she rushes or rides you like crazy to get you to explode. All these things are factors for OTC pricing. And I just don't see the value with her solely based on her looks. In a nutshell look up pornstar Abella Anderson, she has a very similar petite slender body and very similar face minus the big fake boobs Abella has.
FrankieFastNut
09-07-14, 13:42
So I was at Playmates late last night, and there was a huge boatload of Cuban ex jineteras (prostitutes) dancing here. They were mostly skinny had nice behinds but of course can't speak a lick of English. Some look like they just got here yesterday and got all there shots done in one day judging by their facial attitude. Overall too much like Havana for my taste.
Have a free week for travels and am leaning towards making it a monger week. I have been to la and Detroit which to be honest Detroit is hands down superior to la as far as stripper quality and extras go. I am however leaning towards la due Detroit being a dump with nothing to do besides club hopping. (My big head still works pat time LOL). Anyway, how does Miami stack up to la. You guys have casinos which is a must and also beaches which are great to. I am interested in understanding pricing in south fl. La has king Henry 8th and stars which both offer decent extras at 150-200 max and that's for super hot. I am reading reports that Miami as atleast twice that for itc extras. Is my assumption correct? Please chime in if you travel or have in depth knowledge on the get down in miami's clubs. Also I like black or Latina and prefer itc action. I am planning one day of OTC but looking for something super hot so general escort talent is also a factor.
FrankieFastNut
09-11-14, 21:07
I like black or Latina and prefer itc action. I am planning one day of OTC but looking for something super hot so general escort talent is also a factor.For strictly Latinas try Playmates, PTs in hialeah, and Bella's. Also for a good number of Latinas mixed with a handful of blacks try BTs Doral, Showgirls, and BTs Sunset. PTs has had a couple of blacks too as well as Pink Pony in Doral.
Escort talent OTC is easily found at Tootsies and Scarlett's. Do not waste your time champagne rooming the girls at Scarlett's, they don't allow what we came for in those rooms. Problem with Scarlett's is the OTC price is insane, over 3 benjamins easily with an average rate of 3. 5 Benjamins for the hour. Since the girls arent making crazy money in the rooms they have to charge crazy priced OTC and most will tell you that they do not do OTC if you are immediately asking. The trick is you have to buy them a drink, get several lap dances, and make sure that you are groping the hell out of them in the rooms so that they know you are not LEO. They do not give their numbers for OTC if you immediately start asking. You have to gain their trust. Same goes with every other girl. Just that Scatlettes is tougher. Tootsies OTC is a little more convenient at an average of 2 Benjamins for the hour but lately girls been adding in an extra. 50 to their rates. So I'd say it is now at 2. 5 Benjamin's for the hour OTC.
Playmates, BTs Sunset, BTs Doral, Showgirls, and Bella's are cheaper OTC with avg price under 2 Benjamin's to 1. 20 if the girl really likes you. Hard to get them down to just 1 Benjamin but I'm sure with the right attitude anything can happen. I dated an extremely cute cuban spinner from playmates and all I did was meet her on a slow Sunday night when she texted me that she had left the club early and wanted my company. So I picked her up and we went to the HardRock casino and I showed her a great time. Didn't date for too long maybe about 4 weeks but hey it was fun, free OTC. And we are still in contact after about 4 years when I first met her on that pole and that stare into my eyes as she spread her down under lips with her fingers. She's married and doesn't do OTC anymore but we share a mutual friend which keeps us in touch.
If you go to Rinky dink nasty hole in the wall clubs like Stonewalls, Bottoms up, and Bare Necessities you can find OTC for an avg of 100 but the quality does get pretty atrocious. Same with Stilletos cheap pot bellied pigs which is why I stopped going there for over a year because the girls were never that appealing the 5 or 6 times that I have gone.
Last but not least, for strictly black girls there is KoD which I cannot recommend just because I have never been. I'm not into the darker meats although I somehow managed to screw Kiki Carter on a dare from a friend. From what I'm told KoD is expensive takeout, you can save money by looking for some skinny ratchet girls which is around 1. 5 to 2 Benjamin's, all the other girls that guys make it rain on I hear are easily over 3 and don't budge.
Have fun and don't overpay, all these girls have ancestors from 1849 the gold rush era.
For strictly Latinas try Playmates, PTs in hialeah, and Bella's. Also for a good number of Latinas mixed with a handful of blacks try BTs Doral, Showgirls, and BTs Sunset. PTs has had a couple of blacks too as well as Pink Pony in Doral.
Escort talent OTC is easily found at Tootsies and Scarlett's. Do not waste your time champagne rooming the girls at Scarlett's, they don't allow what we came for in those rooms. Problem with Scarlett's is the OTC price is insane, over 3 benjamins easily with an average rate of 3. 5 Benjamins for the hour. Since the girls arent making crazy money in the rooms they have to charge crazy priced OTC and most will tell you that they do not do OTC if you are immediately asking. The trick is you have to buy them a drink, get several lap dances, and make sure that you are groping the hell out of them in the rooms so that they know you are not LEO. They do not give their numbers for OTC if you immediately start asking. You have to gain their trust. Same goes with every other girl. Just that Scatlettes is tougher. Tootsies OTC is a little more convenient at an average of 2 Benjamins for the hour but lately girls been adding in an extra. 50 to their rates. So I'd say it is now at 2. 5 Benjamin's for the hour OTC.
Playmates, BTs Sunset, BTs Doral, Showgirls, and Bella's are cheaper OTC with avg price under 2 Benjamin's to 1. 20 if the girl really likes you. Hard to get them down to just 1 Benjamin but I'm sure with the right attitude anything can happen. I dated an extremely cute cuban spinner from playmates and all I did was meet her on a slow Sunday night when she texted me that she had left the club early and wanted my company. So I picked her up and we went to the HardRock casino and I showed her a great time. Didn't date for too long maybe about 4 weeks but hey it was fun, free OTC. And we are still in contact after about 4 years when I first met her on that pole and that stare into my eyes as she spread her down under lips with her fingers. She's married and doesn't do OTC anymore but we share a mutual friend which keeps us in touch.
If you go to Rinky dink nasty hole in the wall clubs like Stonewalls, Bottoms up, and Bare Necessities you can find OTC for an avg of 100 but the quality does get pretty atrocious. Same with Stilletos cheap pot bellied pigs which is why I stopped going there for over a year because the girls were never that appealing the 5 or 6 times that I have gone.
Last but not least, for strictly black girls there is KoD which I cannot recommend just because I have never been. I'm not into the darker meats although I somehow managed to screw Kiki Carter on a dare from a friend. From what I'm told KoD is expensive takeout, you can save money by looking for some skinny ratchet girls which is around 1. 5 to 2 Benjamin's, all the other girls that guys make it rain on I hear are easily over 3 and don't budge.
Have fun and don't overpay, all these girls have ancestors from 1849 the gold rush era.What about itc.
Member #4860
09-12-14, 11:53
So, Fast Nut, another great report! I'm curious as to what your monthly strip club budget looks like, because as you know, of all the sub hobbies in this hobby, this one tends to be the most expensive but can also be the most satisfying. Again, great report.
For strictly Latinas try Playmates, PTs in hialeah, and Bella's. Also for a good number of Latinas mixed with a handful of blacks try BTs Doral, Showgirls, and BTs Sunset. PTs has had a couple of blacks too as well as Pink Pony in Doral.
Escort talent OTC is easily found at Tootsies and Scarlett's. Do not waste your time champagne rooming the girls at Scarlett's, they don't allow what we came for in those rooms. Problem with Scarlett's is the OTC price is insane, over 3 benjamins easily with an average rate of 3. 5 Benjamins for the hour. Since the girls arent making crazy money in the rooms they have to charge crazy priced OTC and most will tell you that they do not do OTC if you are immediately asking. The trick is you have to buy them a drink, get several lap dances, and make sure that you are groping the hell out of them in the rooms so that they know you are not LEO. They do not give their numbers for OTC if you immediately start asking. You have to gain their trust. Same goes with every other girl. Just that Scatlettes is tougher. Tootsies OTC is a little more convenient at an average of 2 Benjamins for the hour but lately girls been adding in an extra. 50 to their rates. So I'd say it is now at 2. 5 Benjamin's for the hour OTC.
Playmates, BTs Sunset, BTs Doral, Showgirls, and Bella's are cheaper OTC with avg price under 2 Benjamin's to 1. 20 if the girl really likes you. Hard to get them down to just 1 Benjamin but I'm sure with the right attitude anything can happen. I dated an extremely cute cuban spinner from playmates and all I did was meet her on a slow Sunday night when she texted me that she had left the club early and wanted my company. So I picked her up and we went to the HardRock casino and I showed her a great time. Didn't date for too long maybe about 4 weeks but hey it was fun, free OTC. And we are still in contact after about 4 years when I first met her on that pole and that stare into my eyes as she spread her down under lips with her fingers. She's married and doesn't do OTC anymore but we share a mutual friend which keeps us in touch.
If you go to Rinky dink nasty hole in the wall clubs like Stonewalls, Bottoms up, and Bare Necessities you can find OTC for an avg of 100 but the quality does get pretty atrocious. Same with Stilletos cheap pot bellied pigs which is why I stopped going there for over a year because the girls were never that appealing the 5 or 6 times that I have gone.
Last but not least, for strictly black girls there is KoD which I cannot recommend just because I have never been. I'm not into the darker meats although I somehow managed to screw Kiki Carter on a dare from a friend. From what I'm told KoD is expensive takeout, you can save money by looking for some skinny ratchet girls which is around 1. 5 to 2 Benjamin's, all the other girls that guys make it rain on I hear are easily over 3 and don't budge.
Have fun and don't overpay, all these girls have ancestors from 1849 the gold rush era.
FrankieFastNut
09-12-14, 13:26
this hobby, this one tends to be the most expensive but can also be the most satisfying.I 100% agree, expensive yet satisfying knowing that the girl you champagne or OTC is the real deal because not only have you met her and seen her naked, you can also sample some of her goods while she is on your lap.
Now I'm not a wealthy man, but I am a gambling man, and I have some tips maybe just ideas to some, that will kind of help your monthly hobby savings get stretched out a little further, increasing your tally marks on your screw list.
Depending on my luck that week I usually don't spend my own money with these girls. What I spend is my winnings. I set aside 1 k a month from my paycheck and visit the casino once a week.
With 1 k invested I play until I'm up 2 benj to 3 benj a visit. I do this playing live BlackJack with an actual dealer because I know all the ins and outs of that game.
I keep bets to around 25 to a max of 50 bucks a hand. Very rarely if I have this gut feeling and know the odds are definately in my favor will I raise the bet to $100 for that hand.
Within the half hour I hit my goal and I am quickly out. Be sure to tip the dealer because casinos hate regulars who don't buy drinks or tip. Earnings from this day is what I use for the weekend champagne room or OTC with a regular or a new girl. A very big positive with this method is my original 1 k is virtually untouched if I am winning, it is actually increased and will be recycled for the next week.
I know what you are thinking, house always wins, and its true, but they win in the long run. Key is smart bets, little time sitting, and have a limit on how much you are willing to lose. Set losses at around -200. You get close to -200 get up and walk out because playing longer most likely equals more money to lose. Losing this much in a short sitting is rare for smart betters, it requires a string of loses or bad assumptions with probabilities.
As far as stretching that money even more I prefer OTC to champagne rooms. The girls are always cheaper outside and you don't have to pay the ridiculous room fees, tipping waitresses, cramped little champagne rooms, loud noise distractions, other men in the little rooms next to you, and the half hour rushed sessions, etc.
I could easily avoid the casino and spend the 1 k a month on champagne room ($250) with one sexy hot babe a week for a total of 4 girls a month. Or for a better and cheaper deal I call up my OTC regulars ($160 or less) and get unrushed sessions at my place, a motel, or their place.
Cons with my method requires getting pretty good at Black Jack, memorizing basic strategy, light card counting, and smart betting. Also if you live paycheck to paycheck and don't really have savings, stocks, mutual funds, or money set aside then gambling your money is definitely not a smart idea.
It is a fast but riskiest way to increase your hobby fun, with practice it will be easy almost second nature to start winning, and for me the rewards outweigh the risk.
FrankieFastNut
09-12-14, 13:50
What about itc.This is average prices, + means should expect a little more if its busy. Also if the girl looks like a pornstar then expect the price to be $1 to $2 more (especially true at Tootsies).
Playmates ITC=2. 5.
Showgirls ITC=2. 5.
Pink Pony ITC=2. 5.
PTs ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
Tootsies ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5+ nightime.
Wonderland ITC=5+.
Deans Gold ITC=3 to 4+.
E11 even ITC=4+.
BTs Doral ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
BTs Sunset ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nighttime.
Stilletos ITC=2+.
Bella's ITC=2+.
Stonewalls ITC=2.
Bare Necessities ITC=2.
Bottoms Up ITC=2.
Stir Crazy ITC=2+.
This is average prices, + means should expect a little more if its busy. Also if the girl looks like a pornstar then expect the price to be $1 to $2 more (especially true at Tootsies).
Playmates ITC=2. 5.
Showgirls ITC=2. 5.
Pink Pony ITC=2. 5.
PTs ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
Tootsies ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5+ nightime.
Wonderland ITC=5+.
Deans Gold ITC=3 to 4+.
E11 even ITC=4+.
BTs Doral ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
BTs Sunset ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nighttime.
Stilletos ITC=2+.
Bella's ITC=2+.
Stonewalls ITC=2.
Bare Necessities ITC=2.
Bottoms Up ITC=2.
Stir Crazy ITC=2+.Between Figueroa and clubs I can fuck all week with probably 2-3 8's or better a day. If la only had clubs miami would win but the having the best ho stroll in the states tips the scale. Thanks for the info Frankie. Are the black clubs cheaper? Would like to know for future trips.
Member #4860
09-12-14, 17:40
Holy shit, FastNut, I am astonished at your methodical and disciplined approach to high end mongering! Frankly, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. We talk and preach about how the big head needs to overrule the little head, but in your case the little head is taking direct and disciplined orders from the big head LMAO, never mind overruling! I have to say this "FastNut Strategy" should be codified into the definitive "Mongers Universal Guide", I mean that. Now, needless to say, your lifestyle can accommodate this because you're able to dedicate the time required. In many cases when mongers are married, have kids, etc. , it becomes almost impossible, but I still think most mongers can probably take a page from your book and make it happen. Many will get burned by the casino table, but it is definitely worth a try. The key is discipline, and you seem to have plenty of that. Kudos to you and thanks for sharing these valuable strategies.
I 100% agree, expensive yet satisfying knowing that the girl you champagne or OTC is the real deal because not only have you met her and seen her naked, you can also sample some of her goods while she is on your lap.
Now I'm not a wealthy man, but I am a gambling man, and I have some tips maybe just ideas to some, that will kind of help your monthly hobby savings get stretched out a little further, increasing your tally marks on your screw list.
Depending on my luck that week I usually don't spend my own money with these girls. What I spend is my winnings. I set aside 1 k a month from my paycheck and visit the casino once a week.
With 1 k invested I play until I'm up 2 benj to 3 benj a visit. I do this playing live BlackJack with an actual dealer because I know all the ins and outs of that game.
I keep bets to around 25 to a max of 50 bucks a hand. Very rarely if I have this gut feeling and know the odds are definately in my favor will I raise the bet to $100 for that hand.
Within the half hour I hit my goal and I am quickly out. Be sure to tip the dealer because casinos hate regulars who don't buy drinks or tip. Earnings from this day is what I use for the weekend champagne room or OTC with a regular or a new girl. A very big positive with this method is my original 1 k is virtually untouched if I am winning, it is actually increased and will be recycled for the next week.
I know what you are thinking, house always wins, and its true, but they win in the long run. Key is smart bets, little time sitting, and have a limit on how much you are willing to lose. Set losses at around -200. You get close to -200 get up and walk out because playing longer most likely equals more money to lose. Losing this much in a short sitting is rare for smart betters, it requires a string of loses or bad assumptions with probabilities.
As far as stretching that money even more I prefer OTC to champagne rooms. The girls are always cheaper outside and you don't have to pay the ridiculous room fees, tipping waitresses, cramped little champagne rooms, loud noise distractions, other men in the little rooms next to you, and the half hour rushed sessions, etc.
I could easily avoid the casino and spend the 1 k a month on champagne room ($250) with one sexy hot babe a week for a total of 4 girls a month. Or for a better and cheaper deal I call up my OTC regulars ($160 or less) and get unrushed sessions at my place, a motel, or their place.
Cons with my method requires getting pretty good at Black Jack, memorizing basic strategy, light card counting, and smart betting. Also if you live paycheck to paycheck and don't really have savings, stocks, mutual funds, or money set aside then gambling your money is definitely not a smart idea.
It is a fast but riskiest way to increase your hobby fun, with practice it will be easy almost second nature to start winning, and for me the rewards outweigh the risk.
FrankieFastNut
09-12-14, 23:17
In many cases when mongers are married, have kids, etc. , it becomes almost impossible, but I still think most mongers can probably take a page from your book and make it happen. Many will get burned by the casino table, but it is definitely worth a try. The key is disciplineI agree, this strategy isn't for everyone, especially those that don't have the time, or have too much to risk, I also wouldn't recommend it to sex addicts because it can lead to a harmful gambling addiction.
Always have a limit on how much to win, and also have a limit on how much to lose and you won't find yourself pawning jewelry or borrowing from the wrong people.
I'm sure there are other ways to make quick increases in your hobby investments such as penny stocks, or sports betting, or even loan sharking. But my method is fast, legal, and basically requires some time and discipline.
I only realized this method while making some money one night at a Casino with friends and then ending up later at a strip club. I had a Eureka moment as I stared into a nice set of fake tits, about how easy it was to make $100. And then I began thinking that I could probably do this weekly to see how profitable this approach was. Eventually with some practice and sharpening my skill making $200 was easy. Now with patience, practice, skill, and discipline I can make $250+ every visit.
Good luck out there fellow mongers, don't just save money from your paycheck and blow it on these girls, try at least once to see if you can get your money to make you money then spend those earnings.
Normal Guy
09-14-14, 02:19
If these prices include the House fee, it makes sense. Otherwise I think they are way too high.
This is average prices, + means should expect a little more if its busy. Also if the girl looks like a pornstar then expect the price to be $1 to $2 more (especially true at Tootsies).
Playmates ITC=2. 5.
Showgirls ITC=2. 5.
Pink Pony ITC=2. 5.
PTs ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
Tootsies ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5+ nightime.
Wonderland ITC=5+.
Deans Gold ITC=3 to 4+.
E11 even ITC=4+.
BTs Doral ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nightime.
BTs Sunset ITC=2 daytime and 2. 5 nighttime.
Stilletos ITC=2+.
Bella's ITC=2+.
Stonewalls ITC=2.
Bare Necessities ITC=2.
Bottoms Up ITC=2.
Stir Crazy ITC=2+.
FrankieFastNut
09-14-14, 16:22
If these prices include the House fee, it makes sense. Otherwise I think they are way too high.Yes these are average total prices with the house fees included. Like at Sonewalls girls say 100 for her and 100 for the room, so the total was 200. I didn't mention Scarlettes because what you think you are paying for in the champagne room isn't even allowed there, you get a HJ and a phone number at most.
Hi guys, When finding that OTC at Tootsies or Scarletts any recommendations for a good hotel.
Something decent but not too expensive, long or short term rates.
FrankieFastNut
10-01-14, 03:10
Hey fellas, sorry for the late report, been busy, but I got to say WOW! Booby Trap in Doral has really uped their selection. About a month ago when I last visited, this club was alright for a weekend late night, not any real crazy babes, but their selection was notable, lots and lots of latinas (Cuban majority), a very small handful of black girls, and a high percentage of fake ass and MILFs.
But this past Saturday, around 1 am when I got there, I saw (quoting LeBron James) not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4!! Yes 4 dime pieces!
How can a small club in Doral find this kind of quality? Beats me, but no complaints here.
Here are the details.
So the first Dime was this tall Blonde Cuban Pornstar looking babe named Marianela, just staring into her eyes alone you can kind of get a vibe of how many dicks have gone into this babe as a hoe in cuban and now in the states. You can definitely tell she is a freak especially when she gives you her perfect little smerk as you're talking. Her body, about 5'9' maybe 120 lbs, tits are fake not a Dcup so I'd say a Ccup. Her fake ass is an amazing feature, felt so nice grabbing a handful of cheek. She has a gorgeous face as well, sort of reminds me of Scarlet Johanson but with thinner lips. I took her to the lap dance room to get my usual takeout phone number and negotiate some pricing. Phone number was a no-go she wanted to do the room first before meeting outside and she quoted me a total of 2. 5 for room and her. Maybe next week.
Second Dime, another Cuban Blonde, MILF (age maybe 35+) sexy face for an older babe, average height 5'6' and thick in the right spots. This was a hard call because she had an average latina ass, wide and meaty, but what made her stand out was her crazy bolt on knockers!! They compared to Pamela Andersons knockers back in Baywatch, very round and perky (they didn't sag, they just pointed straight out at you). Negatives, she was a gold digger though, so I knew her Champagne room would be overpriced, she was asking me for five dollars just for her to go topless and let me grab those milk jugs, I laughed and told her to F* off.
Third and Fourth, This is where my jaw literally dropped. Two of the hottest Brunette Colombians I have ever seen in MIAMI! Not sure if they were related but they both had a Colombian model look to them, especially their faces (I did a google search of colombian models for comparison, they looked like Tatiana Ramos but with bigger tits! Super fit bodies, by fit I mean their core was toned! 4 pack of abs, lean and toned legs, average toned arms (no crazy man arms), ridiculously nice round fake ass (very big and bouncy too) and their tits was the deal breaker for me, perfectly shaped, rounded with fullnes just like pornstar Carmen Luvana's on one and the other had pornstar Kagney Lynn Karter's tits. As far as takeout prices go, I couldn't even get them to come to my table because every second someone was taking them to the lap dance room or champagne room.
All I know is that I can't wait to go back this Saturday evening for Colombian takeout phone #s.
For those of you who took the time to read my long review I have a treat for your patience, I managed to capture a short video about a minute long of the first dime I mentioned, Marianela in the lap dance room. I put it on youtube, if you have trouble viewing it just PM me.
http://youtu.be/nvGgEN253KI
Member #4860
10-01-14, 10:50
Damn, that Marianela has a fine ass. Wonder how you can tell that it's fake? Loved your description of her, it makes you wannah let three or four hungry homies loose on her ass to give her a good dicking while you watch and sip champagne LOL. My first question to her would be, are you a balsera LMAO! "Rafter" for those of you not familiar with the Miami lingo.
Hey fellas, sorry for the late report, been busy, but I got to say WOW! Booby Trap in Doral has really uped their selection. About a month ago when I last visited, this club was alright for a weekend late night, not any real crazy babes, but their selection was notable, lots and lots of latinas (Cuban majority), a very small handful of black girls, and a high percentage of fake ass and MILFs.
But this past Saturday, around 1 am when I got there, I saw (quoting LeBron James) not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4!! Yes 4 dime pieces!
How can a small club in Doral find this kind of quality? Beats me, but no complaints here.
Here are the details.
So the first Dime was this tall Blonde Cuban Pornstar looking babe named Marianela, just staring into her eyes alone you can kind of get a vibe of how many dicks have gone into this babe as a hoe in cuban and now in the states. You can definitely tell she is a freak especially when she gives you her perfect little smerk as you're talking. Her body, about 5'9' maybe 120 lbs, tits are fake not a Dcup so I'd say a Ccup. Her fake ass is an amazing feature, felt so nice grabbing a handful of cheek. She has a gorgeous face as well, sort of reminds me of Scarlet Johanson but with thinner lips. I took her to the lap dance room to get my usual takeout phone number and negotiate some pricing. Phone number was a no-go she wanted to do the room first before meeting outside and she quoted me a total of 2. 5 for room and her. Maybe next week.
Second Dime, another Cuban Blonde, MILF (age maybe 35+) sexy face for an older babe, average height 5'6' and thick in the right spots. This was a hard call because she had an average latina ass, wide and meaty, but what made her stand out was her crazy bolt on knockers!! They compared to Pamela Andersons knockers back in Baywatch, very round and perky (they didn't sag, they just pointed straight out at you). Negatives, she was a gold digger though, so I knew her Champagne room would be overpriced, she was asking me for five dollars just for her to go topless and let me grab those milk jugs, I laughed and told her to F* off.
Third and Fourth, This is where my jaw literally dropped. Two of the hottest Brunette Colombians I have ever seen in MIAMI! Not sure if they were related but they both had a Colombian model look to them, especially their faces (I did a google search of colombian models for comparison, they looked like Tatiana Ramos but with bigger tits! Super fit bodies, by fit I mean their core was toned! 4 pack of abs, lean and toned legs, average toned arms (no crazy man arms), ridiculously nice round fake ass (very big and bouncy too) and their tits was the deal breaker for me, perfectly shaped, rounded with fullnes just like pornstar Carmen Luvana's on one and the other had pornstar Kagney Lynn Karter's tits. As far as takeout prices go, I couldn't even get them to come to my table because every second someone was taking them to the lap dance room or champagne room.
All I know is that I can't wait to go back this Saturday evening for Colombian takeout phone #s.
For those of you who took the time to read my long review I have a treat for your patience, I managed to capture a short video about a minute long of the first dime I mentioned, Marianela in the lap dance room. I put it on youtube, if you have trouble viewing it just PM me.
http://youtu.be/nvGgEN253KI
Normal Guy
10-01-14, 14:43
I love it. Thanks. I am a fan of the BT franchise, having been to a few of their places. I wll check out Doral. I never get out that way.
2.5 is about right. 2 for the girl and whatever the house room fee is. Add a tip for the guy/girl who takes you there, which is somewhat of a scam, but I do it anyway.
But this past Saturday, around 1 am when I got there, I saw (quoting LeBron James) not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4!! Yes 4 dime pieces!
FrankieFastNut
10-01-14, 14:50
Damn, that Marianela has a fine ass. Wonder how you can tell that it's fake? Loved your description of her, it makes you wannah let three or four hungry homies loose on her ass to give her a good dicking while you watch and sip champagne LOL. My first question to her would be, are you a balsera LMAO! "Rafter" for those of you not familiar with the Miami lingo.While her ass is fake, it isn't cement hard like other chicks implanted asses that I've touched, one way to tell is that it sticks straight out horizontally, most natural asses if not all, should sort of point angled towards the ground because of gravity. If you get a look at her side profile of her body you will see just how much her ridiculous ass points out. I wouldn't mind sipping champagne but ill be the one doing the dicking first LOL.
I wouldn't put it past her if she was a balsera, I have a cuban friend who was also talking with her and she mentioned how she was a jinetera (hooker) in Cuba, and also she joked about how she was thinking about being a pornstar because of all the attention she was getting at the club.
Either way she is a total hoe that I would love to takeout, she looks like some wild fun, and as far as the other girls go, many super hot Colombian hoes have been known to be dead fish because they think they are so hot to put up any effort. LOL ill have to test the waters in the lap dance room with one of them to see how energetic or fun they get.
FrankieFastNut
10-01-14, 15:02
I love it. Thanks. I am a fan of the BT franchise, having been to a few of their places. I wll check out Doral. I never get out that way.
2.5 is about right. 2 for the girl and whatever the house room fee is. Add a tip for the guy/girl who takes you there, which is somewhat of a scam, but I do it anyway.So far the ones down here in Miami aren't bad, I haven't been to the up North one, Pompano BTs, but Doral is great for the moment (usually these girls end up going to Tootsies because they can get better tip since its a huge club).
But daytime prices are a little better, girl just charges 1. 5 - 2. And asks you to tip the bouncer a. 2, so you save yourself a few Jacksons. And best thing is that most clubs in Miami offer free lunch buffet in the daytime, and two for 1 drinks. Combine that all together and you get unlimited free food, two beers for price of 1, more personal time with hot nude babes, and if you are in the mood the chamagne price is cheaper than evening.
For half that you can go to Secrets or Coco's. Lexx has open but dark $10 dance area. If interested go and check it out it is worth the trip to any of them.
I love it. Thanks. I am a fan of the BT franchise, having been to a few of their places. I wll check out Doral. I never get out that way.
2.5 is about right. 2 for the girl and whatever the house room fee is. Add a tip for the guy/girl who takes you there, which is somewhat of a scam, but I do it anyway.
Member #4860
10-02-14, 22:09
But do the girls give you FS booty at a reasonable rate?
For half that you can go to Secrets or Coco's. Lexx has open but dark $10 dance area. If interested go and check it out it is worth the trip to any of them.
But do the girls give you FS booty at a reasonable rate?100 should do it with most.
Member #4860
10-03-14, 13:51
You ain't kidding are ya? So can a white dude walk into those places and get FS for that kind of coin? You sure about that? Where would you recommend I start?
100 should do it with most.
Not kidding.
You have to pay for booth at Coco and room at secrets, $20 and $30. Just spend some time and get to know dancers. Yes I am purposely being vague, but I am speaking truth. I am strip club guy and there is no easy way with clubs, just spend some time and get to know the club. The Doral clubs are very very up front, the others are get to know.
You ain't kidding are ya? So can a white dude walk into those places and get FS for that kind of coin? You sure about that? Where would you recommend I start?
Normal Guy
10-03-14, 19:16
100 should do it with most.Agreed. In a black club, that will do it. Not with Latinas or WGs though.
Member #4860
10-04-14, 02:14
That sounds discriminatory, but oh well, if that is what the market calls for so be it. The reason I don't hit the black clubs is cuzz I stick out like a sore thumb, plus I've heard of too many cases of fights and weapons and shit at certain clubs which happen to be mostly Black. But maybe I should reconsider cuzz I'm such a cheap bastard that I might be willing to take the risk LOL, assuming there's any and it's not just a perception issue. Norm, which is your favorite Black club?
Agreed. In a black club, that will do it. Not with Latinas or WGs though.
So far the ones down here in Miami aren't bad, I haven't been to the up North one, Pompano BTs, but Doral is great for the moment (usually these girls end up going to Tootsies because they can get better tip since its a huge club).
But daytime prices are a little better, girl just charges 1. 5 - 2. And asks you to tip the bouncer a. 2, so you save yourself a few Jacksons. And best thing is that most clubs in Miami offer free lunch buffet in the daytime, and two for 1 drinks. Combine that all together and you get unlimited free food, two beers for price of 1, more personal time with hot nude babes, and if you are in the mood the chamagne price is cheaper than evening.Pompano BT's you will find diamonds in the rough. The one in Doral has a better selection by far. I just can't do the tip walk thing. I think Doral BT's is the worse with that shit. Why don't you try to get the chicks outside the club. I've had success at Tootsies lately.
FrankieFastNut
10-07-14, 02:14
Why don't you try to get the chicks outside the club. I've had success at Tootsies lately.So far from Doral BTs I have 3 chicks numbers but the problem is sometimes you get tired of the same stripper pussy. The first few times its fun and exciting when you meet up at a hotel together knowing you are about to have uninterrupted, unpressured great time!! Afterwards it just feels like business after 2 meetups. So I like to keep my numbers fresh with new faces and talent. Usually the new girls just starting to dance will do the most outside for the least amount of $$ because she just doesn't know any better LOL.
I have been planning to do Tootsies, you are right about the daytim, which is the perfect time to go to Tootsies for their drink specials and the quality time you get with chicks.
And yea Miami has the biggest tip walk scene.
The most you could do down here is go to Deans Gold and Wonderland, and a little further north is Scarlett's, and Tootsies, these clubs don't do that tip for my dance crap.
The worst has to be BTs Doral, chicks are like zombies harrasing you for tip, even when they clearly see you just arriving to the club about to sit down. Can I get a tip for my dance baby? I tell them "I didn't see you dance because I just got here" and they give me a look as if I was a lying cheapskate LOL. Their loss because I would see who are her friends she is talking to and take her friends to the lap dance room except her LOL.
FrankieFastNut
10-07-14, 02:27
The reason I don't hit the black clubs i've heard of too many cases of fights and weapons and shit at certain clubs which happen to be mostly Black. I usually steer clear of black clubs too because the media usually talks about a fight or shooting at these places too. But I'm sure the other clubs we go to has the same crap just not reported on as much. Strip club mongering is a dangerous hobby, but someone's got to do it.
KasualKorean
10-09-14, 00:15
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The worst has to be BTs Doral, chicks are like zombies harrasing you for tip, even when they clearly see you just arriving to the club about to sit down. Can I get a tip for my dance baby? I tell them "I didn't see you dance because I just got here" and they give me a look as if I was a lying cheapskate LOL. Their loss because I would see who are her friends she is talking to and take her friends to the lap dance room except her LOL.I live in Doral and I stopped going to these strip clubs specifically for this reason alone! Sure, there are some fine ass chics, but WTF. If I want to see more of a girl, I'll do it on my own terms. I can't fucking stand when they do that shit!
Member #4860
10-09-14, 17:12
So how do you manage the irritating tip walk without hurting your chances of getting good lap dance or champagne room service?
I live in Doral and I stopped going to these strip clubs specifically for this reason alone! Sure, there are some fine ass chics, but WTF. If I want to see more of a girl, I'll do it on my own terms. I can't fucking stand when they do that shit!
I usually steer clear of black clubs too because the media usually talks about a fight or shooting at these places too. But I'm sure the other clubs we go to has the same crap just not reported on as much. Strip club mongering is a dangerous hobby, but someone's got to do it.I'm white and go to black clubs but only during the daytime. I've been to Club Lexx, Secrets, The Mint, The Office and never had a problem. Usual 1-2 other white guys while I'm there.
My fav of the 4 is Lexx. At $5 a dance, usual semi to high mileage, the price can't be beat. I go about once a week. $10 for more intimate dances.
Secrets, I haven't been for a while since it is a lot smaller and the selection and quality isn't as good.
The Office I probably won't ever return to. The setup didn't do it for me.
The Mint is a small club with an occasional diamond in the rough but mostly fat chicks.
All play the music way to loud.
ChillinFlorida
10-09-14, 23:51
I'm white and go to black clubs but only during the daytime. I've been to Club Lexx, Secrets, The Mint, The Office and never had a problem. Usual 1-2 other white guys while I'm there.
My fav of the 4 is Lexx. At $5 a dance, usual semi to high mileage, the price can't be beat. I go about once a week. $10 for more intimate dances.
Secrets, I haven't been for a while since it is a lot smaller and the selection and quality isn't as good.
The Office I probably won't ever return to. The setup didn't do it for me.
The Mint is a small club with an occasional diamond in the rough but mostly fat chicks.
All play the music way to loud.What is the set up?
What is the set up?Sorry I don't understand the question.
ChillinFlorida
10-10-14, 19:30
Sorry I don't understand the question.You said the office set up was not to your liking. How is it set up?
Are there any all Latin girl strip clubs in Miami? If not is there any strip clubs where they are the majority? I love them LOL.
You said the office set up was not to your liking. How is it set up?It is more open then the others (less privacy).
It also doesn't seem as trashy or low end as the others. Which is a bad thing.
But of course to each his own.
I usually steer clear of black clubs too because the media usually talks about a fight or shooting at these places too. But I'm sure the other clubs we go to has the same crap just not reported on as much. Strip club mongering is a dangerous hobby, but someone's got to do it.I stay away from the black clubs and I'm black. LOL The thing is I'm originally from California and I'm sorry 98% of the black chicks down here look too ghetto for me. I will do the office for the Office for the 50 dollar bottles during the day time. I mean it's right near Tootsies so what the fuck. I've never had a problem during the day there. Won't see me at night there though.
So far from Doral BTs I have 3 chicks numbers but the problem is sometimes you get tired of the same stripper pussy. The first few times its fun and exciting when you meet up at a hotel together knowing you are about to have uninterrupted, unpressured great time!! Afterwards it just feels like business after 2 meetups. So I like to keep my numbers fresh with new faces and talent. Usually the new girls just starting to dance will do the most outside for the least amount of $$ because she just doesn't know any better LOL.
I have been planning to do Tootsies, you are right about the daytim, which is the perfect time to go to Tootsies for their drink specials and the quality time you get with chicks.
And yea Miami has the biggest tip walk scene.
The most you could do down here is go to Deans Gold and Wonderland, and a little further north is Scarlett's, and Tootsies, these clubs don't do that tip for my dance crap.
The worst has to be BTs Doral, chicks are like zombies harrasing you for tip, even when they clearly see you just arriving to the club about to sit down. Can I get a tip for my dance baby? I tell them "I didn't see you dance because I just got here" and they give me a look as if I was a lying cheapskate LOL. Their loss because I would see who are her friends she is talking to and take her friends to the lap dance room except her LOL.Yeah the only strip club I do in Miami is Tootsies and that is basically Broward LOL. Not a fan of Dean's gold. I did have a great time there when Veronica Rodriguez the porn star was there. Sexy ass gave some good dances even though everything is out in open. Smh.
I typically either bring the stripper to my house or go to theirs. It's always fun. I don't do the same ones over and over though.
RegularGuy69
10-16-14, 15:20
I'm white and go to black clubs but only during the daytime. . . .My fav of the 4 is Lexx. At $5 a dance, usual semi to high mileage, the price can't be beat. I go about once a week. $10 for more intimate dances. . .
. . .All play the music way to loud.I am white and have been to Club Lexx half-a-dozen times, all at night, all by myself, and never even a hint of a problem. Some black guys will make a point to come up and say Hello, and shake my hand to let me know I am welcomed. I was introduced to it by a black escort I knew pretty well who danced there sometimes too.
The economics are unbeatable for a monger. $5 fully nude lap dances with full contact and sexy ebony gals of all sizes; lots of slim slender ones. The back room dances for $10 get more personal but if you can find a quiet corner or seat along the edge of the main room four x $5 dances beats two x $10 dances. Drinks are equally cheap, sometimes $3 beer, $5 cocktails. Sometimes they either charge $10 to park or $10 cover, but not both at the same time. Often I have gone with no parking fee and no cover. I haven't been able to figure-out the timing or pattern on that though.
They absolutely play the music way too loud, my only complaint. And since I am not really familiar with the music, I have a hard time telling when a song starts or ends. So I always tell the girl how many songs I want before she starts, and often the dance seems to go on and on far longer than I remember at most other clubs.
I have been offered and accepted take-out, and there are some inexpensive short-stay options not too far away. But the Miami escort scene is very competitive and more reliable than taking a dancer out of the club, at least that is my experience. You don't hire plumber to do electrical work, same applies to having a stripper be your escort. It's a different trade. One thing my escort friend did set me straight on, ALWAYS PARK INSIDE THE FENCE! They keep an eye on the lot, but outside on the surrounding streets, you are taking a chance. Budget $50 to $100, have mostly $5's in your roll, and you are good for 2 or 3 hours of entertainment.
Phatassluva
10-16-14, 20:15
I am white and have been to Club Lexx half-a-dozen times, all at night, all by myself, and never even a hint of a problem. Some black guys will make a point to come up and say Hello, and shake my hand to let me know I am welcomed. I was introduced to it by a black escort I knew pretty well who danced there sometimes too.
The economics are unbeatable for a monger. $5 fully nude lap dances with full contact and sexy ebony gals of all sizes; lots of slim slender ones. The back room dances for $10 get more personal but if you can find a quiet corner or seat along the edge of the main room four x $5 dances beats two x $10 dances. Drinks are equally cheap, sometimes $3 beer, $5 cocktails. Sometimes they either charge $10 to park or $10 cover, but not both at the same time. Often I have gone with no parking fee and no cover. I haven't been able to figure-out the timing or pattern on that though.
They absolutely play the music way too loud, my only complaint. And since I am not really familiar with the music, I have a hard time telling when a song starts or ends. So I always tell the girl how many songs I want before she starts, and often the dance seems to go on and on far longer than I remember at most other clubs.
I have been offered and accepted take-out, and there are some inexpensive short-stay options not too far away. But the Miami escort scene is very competitive and more reliable than taking a dancer out of the club, at least that is my experience. You don't hire plumber to do electrical work, same applies to having a stripper be your escort. It's a different trade. One thing my escort friend did set me straight on, ALWAYS PARK INSIDE THE FENCE! They keep an eye on the lot, but outside on the surrounding streets, you are taking a chance. Budget $50 to $100, have mostly $5's in your roll, and you are good for 2 or 3 hours of entertainment.Yeah I haven't been here in years. There was a time (maybe 2004 ish) when this place had a lot of really top flight strippers. It seems that they fell off over the years though. Haven't been in there in like 4-5 years though so maybe that changed. Last time I was there the girls were bottom of the barrel. How would you rate the talent?
RegularGuy69
10-17-14, 13:14
Yeah I haven't been here in years. There was a time (maybe 2004 ish) when this place had a lot of really top flight strippers. It seems that they fell off over the years though. Haven't been in there in like 4-5 years though so maybe that changed. Last time I was there the girls were bottom of the barrel. How would you rate the talent?The talent is urban, lots of tats, and there are plenty I would not be interested in. But there are plenty of attractive, friendly, sexy gals that want to please you for a few $5 dances. Never seen any white girls, few latin, ebony focus. You just have to be willing to turn down the ones that don't interest you. Always at least 20 to 40 to choose from, so you can always find something that interests you.
From out of town.
Used to clubs on gulf side.
In Miami for 1- days.
Have scrolled the strip club listings under Miami.
All look like quite a drive.
Any suggestions for best club that is somewhat close.
Not looking for anything more than all nude, relaxed (no pressure) atmosphere.
Don't care if pricey or a dive.
Thanks.
Psyspy.
Mr Clubberman
10-26-14, 03:12
From out of town.
Used to clubs on gulf side.
In Miami for 1- days.
Have scrolled the strip club listings under Miami.
All look like quite a drive.
Any suggestions for best club that is somewhat close.
Not looking for anything more than all nude, relaxed (no pressure) atmosphere.
Don't care if pricey or a dive.
Thanks.
Psyspy.Your best bet, and in the pricey aspect would be: E11 EVEN 29 Northeast 11th Street.
FrankieFastNut
11-03-14, 03:50
So I was at Doral hooters with some friends watching the Heat game, and after so many nice pairs of tits, hot ass and young faces I started to get blue balls and there was only one way to quench such a thirst. To stare at super fine nude strippers. I convinced my friends to go to the strip club with me LOL.
I get to Doral BTs nothing out of this world since its a Sunday, I started talking with some girls to get a sense of their gold digger status. Some were just tired and wanted to go home, others just wanted to suck you dry, and I'm not talking about your penis, they wanted $$.
Eventually I saw this blonde cuban dime piece that I mentioned on another review. Her names Cici, huge fake tits, looked a little bigger than Dcups, very tall with heels about 6'1' or 6'2', thick legs and a fat round ass with tatoos on each cheek. Her amazing, perky, and very round tits are my weekness. The last time I didn't lappy her or even acknowledge her existence because she was super money hungry. I mean as she came asking me for a tip for her dance, I said i wanted to see her gigantic tits. And she had the nerve to say that its five dollars!! WTF!! Ever since that hoe said that I was super pissed off, nobody highballs me like that, especially not just to see her tits. She eventually got on stage later that night to dance all nude and I walked up to her as she was on stage and I said, Hey nice tits ***** and didnt tip her. I then lappied all of her friends that she was hanging out with to give her a lesson. That was in the past, but this time around was way different.
I was talking with some dark skinned cuban mulata chick, she had already did her tip walk once and then she came by a second time asking for tip. I told her straight out, you realize this is your second time around right. And she said embarassingly yeah but its slow and I'm bored. And I said do I get any special treatment from you for this second trip. And she said yea let's go get a dance and I will get really loose for you. I said sounds like fun but I want your digits afterwards so we could really have some fun. And she said yes that she would really love too since all she wanted to do was to go home already. So as I was about to take her to the lap dance room, but that blonde Cuban gold digger Cici came out of nowhere and wanted a tip for her dance. I was about to tell her off for the last times insult, but I held it in and the mulata which turned out to be her best friend actually convinced me to take them both back for a song.
I ended up getting a pretty good song, lots of titty sucking, and pussy play, and they started lightly dyking it in front of me with clit licking and some fingering each other. Then the question, do you want to champagne room so we can go all out in a tortilla show (that means dyke show in Cuban lingo). I was leaning toward hell yeah!! But because my friends weren't really trying to strip club on a random ass night I felt it would be messed up to leave them their as I was going to enjoy a crazy ass time. So we all go back to my table and I asked my friends if its alright to champagne these babes and they were cool enough that one friend even decided to help me out and to go back heir with me for a foursome, what sealed the deal was the convincing of the tortilla show they were going to offer.
As we are in the champagne room these girls start doing there thing eating, fingering, moaning, smacking ass and French kissing, and it was a very slippery ass time!! About 15 minutes later we decide on more privacy and I take the blonde gold digger to my own sectioned room for some payback for pissing me off last time, and my friend gets the mulata.
We started CBJ for about 5 minutes. I don't like CBJ's although it didn't feel to bad. Then we started cowgirl and I was sucking and grabbing those beautiful knockers till the cows came home. I was going limp for a little, probably because of all the beer and chicken wings in my gut so I have her lay on her back on the couch and told her I was going to DATY, she got a wet wipe and cleaned down there first and said that I don't want that nasty condom taste in my mouth, awwwe that was awfully sweet of her. She smelled amazing down there too, she said it was Chanel perfume and she sprays it like if it was body spray (hinting on her gold digger self LOL) so after a good 5-8 minutes of eating with lots of moaning and pulling my hair, light scratching on my back and a super wet pussy I got hard again and went in mish. She is very flexible for her size and able to spread eagle so nicely that our founding fathers would be proud of this bald eagle LOL. As soon as I popped it in we were DFK and I was simultaneously doing my power strokes. Her kissing my neck and moaning in my ear enticed me to go in a lot harder and faster to make sure she was in pain LOL. She started moaning louder and even started to scream a little saying dame tu leche papi (give me your sperm daddy) we had to take a small 2 minute break to relax. Caught my breath and made her go into k9 and started DATY again because I had to get back my hard, I even ate out some ass too which also smelled really good. Did K9 for a good 8 minutes and was feeling the urge to splurge. So I told her to lay sideways in a spooning position and went in DATY again and munched until the urge went down. Few minutes later I jump behind her and spoon until I finished, she took every last ounce out of me, it was amazing. Had a badass time with her, and now she is off my shitlist LOL, this babe Cici redeemed herself full 180. Boy can she can take a dicking!! And those tits made my night, set me back 250 for her and another 50 which was for the room, and I also gave the bouncer. 2 in tip. In total $3. 2 but for me I feel it was worth every penny. I got a good 15 minute dyke show and a over 45 minutes of unrestrained champagne fun with no rush and two phone numbers, one from these two wild girls. I'm not really interested in the mulata at all anymore, I will definitely be calling Cici again for OTC which I was quoted for 2. 5 but maybe I can negotiate, either way she is officially my new side chick.
Member #4860
11-03-14, 16:15
FastNut that was one of the best strip club reports I have read in my long monger career. For once I am speechless. My hat is off to you for one of the most ratchet events of pure debauchery ever reported in Doral. The fucking cubanazzz own the place and one of their baddest beetcheezzz got dicked good for a reasonable damage considering. Only thing missing would have been a nice Greek session, but hey, who's complaining. There is justice out there after all even if you got to have game to make it happen. Brings a tear to me jaundiced eye LOL. Keep up the good work!
So I was at Doral hooters with some friends watching the Heat game, and after so many nice pairs of tits, hot ass and young faces I started to get blue balls and there was only one way to quench such a thirst. To stare at super fine nude strippers. I convinced my friends to go to the strip club with me LOL.
I get to Doral BTs nothing out of this world since its a Sunday, I started talking with some girls to get a sense of their gold digger status. Some were just tired and wanted to go home, others just wanted to suck you dry, and I'm not talking about your penis, they wanted $$.
Eventually I saw this blonde cuban dime piece that I mentioned on another review. Her names Cici, huge fake tits, looked a little bigger than Dcups, very tall with heels about 6'1' or 6'2', thick legs and a fat round ass with tatoos on each cheek. Her amazing, perky, and very round tits are my weekness. The last time I didn't lappy her or even acknowledge her existence because she was super money hungry. I mean as she came asking me for a tip for her dance, I said i wanted to see her gigantic tits. And she had the nerve to say that its five dollars!! WTF!! Ever since that hoe said that I was super pissed off, nobody highballs me like that, especially not just to see her tits. She eventually got on stage later that night to dance all nude and I walked up to her as she was on stage and I said, Hey nice tits ***** and didnt tip her. I then lappied all of her friends that she was hanging out with to give her a lesson. That was in the past, but this time around was way different.
I was talking with some dark skinned cuban mulata chick, she had already did her tip walk once and then she came by a second time asking for tip. I told her straight out, you realize this is your second time around right. And she said embarassingly yeah but its slow and I'm bored. And I said do I get any special treatment from you for this second trip. And she said yea let's go get a dance and I will get really loose for you. I said sounds like fun but I want your digits afterwards so we could really have some fun. And she said yes that she would really love too since all she wanted to do was to go home already. So as I was about to take her to the lap dance room, but that blonde Cuban gold digger Cici came out of nowhere and wanted a tip for her dance. I was about to tell her off for the last times insult, but I held it in and the mulata which turned out to be her best friend actually convinced me to take them both back for a song.
I ended up getting a pretty good song, lots of titty sucking, and pussy play, and they started lightly dyking it in front of me with clit licking and some fingering each other. Then the question, do you want to champagne room so we can go all out in a tortilla show (that means dyke show in Cuban lingo). I was leaning toward hell yeah!! But because my friends weren't really trying to strip club on a random ass night I felt it would be messed up to leave them their as I was going to enjoy a crazy ass time. So we all go back to my table and I asked my friends if its alright to champagne these babes and they were cool enough that one friend even decided to help me out and to go back heir with me for a foursome, what sealed the deal was the convincing of the tortilla show they were going to offer.
As we are in the champagne room these girls start doing there thing eating, fingering, moaning, smacking ass and French kissing, and it was a very slippery ass time!! About 15 minutes later we decide on more privacy and I take the blonde gold digger to my own sectioned room for some payback for pissing me off last time, and my friend gets the mulata.
We started CBJ for about 5 minutes. I don't like CBJ's although it didn't feel to bad. Then we started cowgirl and I was sucking and grabbing those beautiful knockers till the cows came home. I was going limp for a little, probably because of all the beer and chicken wings in my gut so I have her lay on her back on the couch and told her I was going to DATY, she got a wet wipe and cleaned down there first and said that I don't want that nasty condom taste in my mouth, awwwe that was awfully sweet of her. She smelled amazing down there too, she said it was Chanel perfume and she sprays it like if it was body spray (hinting on her gold digger self LOL) so after a good 5-8 minutes of eating with lots of moaning and pulling my hair, light scratching on my back and a super wet pussy I got hard again and went in mish. She is very flexible for her size and able to spread eagle so nicely that our founding fathers would be proud of this bald eagle LOL. As soon as I popped it in we were DFK and I was simultaneously doing my power strokes. Her kissing my neck and moaning in my ear enticed me to go in a lot harder and faster to make sure she was in pain LOL. She started moaning louder and even started to scream a little saying dame tu leche papi (give me your sperm daddy) we had to take a small 2 minute break to relax. Caught my breath and made her go into k9 and started DATY again because I had to get back my hard, I even ate out some ass too which also smelled really good. Did K9 for a good 8 minutes and was feeling the urge to splurge. So I told her to lay sideways in a spooning position and went in DATY again and munched until the urge went down. Few minutes later I jump behind her and spoon until I finished, she took every last ounce out of me, it was amazing. Had a badass time with her, and now she is off my shitlist LOL, this babe Cici redeemed herself full 180. Boy can she can take a dicking!! And those tits made my night, set me back 250 for her and another 50 which was for the room, and I also gave the bouncer. 2 in tip. In total $3. 2 but for me I feel it was worth every penny. I got a good 15 minute dyke show and a over 45 minutes of unrestrained champagne fun with no rush and two phone numbers, one from these two wild girls. I'm not really interested in the mulata at all anymore, I will definitely be calling Cici again for OTC which I was quoted for 2. 5 but maybe I can negotiate, either way she is officially my new side chick.
So I was at Doral hooters with some friends watching the Heat game, and after so many nice pairs of tits, hot ass and young faces I started to get blue balls and there was only one way to quench such a thirst. To stare at super fine nude strippers. I convinced my friends to go to the strip club with me LOL.
I get to Doral BTs nothing out of this world since its a Sunday, I started talking with some girls to get a sense of their gold digger status. Some were just tired and wanted to go home, others just wanted to suck you dry, and I'm not talking about your penis, they wanted $$.
Eventually I saw this blonde cuban dime piece that I mentioned on another review. Her names Cici, huge fake tits, looked a little bigger than Dcups, very tall with heels about 6'1' or 6'2', thick legs and a fat round ass with tatoos on each cheek. Her amazing, perky, and very round tits are my weekness. The last time I didn't lappy her or even acknowledge her existence because she was super money hungry. I mean as she came asking me for a tip for her dance, I said i wanted to see her gigantic tits. And she had the nerve to say that its five dollars!! WTF!! Ever since that hoe said that I was super pissed off, nobody highballs me like that, especially not just to see her tits. She eventually got on stage later that night to dance all nude and I walked up to her as she was on stage and I said, Hey nice tits ***** and didnt tip her. I then lappied all of her friends that she was hanging out with to give her a lesson. That was in the past, but this time around was way different.
I was talking with some dark skinned cuban mulata chick, she had already did her tip walk once and then she came by a second time asking for tip. I told her straight out, you realize this is your second time around right. And she said embarassingly yeah but its slow and I'm bored. And I said do I get any special treatment from you for this second trip. And she said yea let's go get a dance and I will get really loose for you. I said sounds like fun but I want your digits afterwards so we could really have some fun. And she said yes that she would really love too since all she wanted to do was to go home already. So as I was about to take her to the lap dance room, but that blonde Cuban gold digger Cici came out of nowhere and wanted a tip for her dance. I was about to tell her off for the last times insult, but I held it in and the mulata which turned out to be her best friend actually convinced me to take them both back for a song.
I ended up getting a pretty good song, lots of titty sucking, and pussy play, and they started lightly dyking it in front of me with clit licking and some fingering each other. Then the question, do you want to champagne room so we can go all out in a tortilla show (that means dyke show in Cuban lingo). I was leaning toward hell yeah!! But because my friends weren't really trying to strip club on a random ass night I felt it would be messed up to leave them their as I was going to enjoy a crazy ass time. So we all go back to my table and I asked my friends if its alright to champagne these babes and they were cool enough that one friend even decided to help me out and to go back heir with me for a foursome, what sealed the deal was the convincing of the tortilla show they were going to offer.
As we are in the champagne room these girls start doing there thing eating, fingering, moaning, smacking ass and French kissing, and it was a very slippery ass time!! About 15 minutes later we decide on more privacy and I take the blonde gold digger to my own sectioned room for some payback for pissing me off last time, and my friend gets the mulata.
We started CBJ for about 5 minutes. I don't like CBJ's although it didn't feel to bad. Then we started cowgirl and I was sucking and grabbing those beautiful knockers till the cows came home. I was going limp for a little, probably because of all the beer and chicken wings in my gut so I have her lay on her back on the couch and told her I was going to DATY, she got a wet wipe and cleaned down there first and said that I don't want that nasty condom taste in my mouth, awwwe that was awfully sweet of her. She smelled amazing down there too, she said it was Chanel perfume and she sprays it like if it was body spray (hinting on her gold digger self LOL) so after a good 5-8 minutes of eating with lots of moaning and pulling my hair, light scratching on my back and a super wet pussy I got hard again and went in mish. She is very flexible for her size and able to spread eagle so nicely that our founding fathers would be proud of this bald eagle LOL. As soon as I popped it in we were DFK and I was simultaneously doing my power strokes. Her kissing my neck and moaning in my ear enticed me to go in a lot harder and faster to make sure she was in pain LOL. She started moaning louder and even started to scream a little saying dame tu leche papi (give me your sperm daddy) we had to take a small 2 minute break to relax. Caught my breath and made her go into k9 and started DATY again because I had to get back my hard, I even ate out some ass too which also smelled really good. Did K9 for a good 8 minutes and was feeling the urge to splurge. So I told her to lay sideways in a spooning position and went in DATY again and munched until the urge went down. Few minutes later I jump behind her and spoon until I finished, she took every last ounce out of me, it was amazing. Had a badass time with her, and now she is off my shitlist LOL, this babe Cici redeemed herself full 180. Boy can she can take a dicking!! And those tits made my night, set me back 250 for her and another 50 which was for the room, and I also gave the bouncer. 2 in tip. In total $3. 2 but for me I feel it was worth every penny. I got a good 15 minute dyke show and a over 45 minutes of unrestrained champagne fun with no rush and two phone numbers, one from these two wild girls. I'm not really interested in the mulata at all anymore, I will definitely be calling Cici again for OTC which I was quoted for 2. 5 but maybe I can negotiate, either way she is officially my new side chick.I was also there last night. I had a short black chick that went all out for 100. Bbbjnqns with bs and swallow. Said she will be there again Wednesday and I'll be sure to be there also. I did not see any dimes though. What time were you there?
I've been raving about Double the's for the longest. The only strip club I go to in Miami is Tootsies and that is to drink. Miami clubs are a waste of time IMO. Broward has a better selection and more "fun".What are these browsed clubs. I checked out dad's and it was weak talent wise. Bt's in foral was much much better.
El Capitan
11-04-14, 03:12
Great read. Very detail made me want to get dress and head out to Doral.
So I was at Doral hooters with some friends watching the Heat game, and after so many nice pairs of tits, hot ass and young faces I started to get blue balls and there was only one way to quench such a thirst. To stare at super fine nude strippers. I convinced my friends to go to the strip club with me LOL.
I get to Doral BTs nothing out of this world since its a Sunday, I started talking with some girls to get a sense of their gold digger status. Some were just tired and wanted to go home, others just wanted to suck you dry, and I'm not talking about your penis, they wanted $$.
Eventually I saw this blonde cuban dime piece that I mentioned on another review. Her names Cici, huge fake tits, looked a little bigger than Dcups, very tall with heels about 6'1' or 6'2', thick legs and a fat round ass with tatoos on each cheek. Her amazing, perky, and very round tits are my weekness. The last time I didn't lappy her or even acknowledge her existence because she was super money hungry. I mean as she came asking me for a tip for her dance, I said i wanted to see her gigantic tits. And she had the nerve to say that its five dollars!! WTF!! Ever since that hoe said that I was super pissed off, nobody highballs me like that, especially not just to see her tits. She eventually got on stage later that night to dance all nude and I walked up to her as she was on stage and I said, Hey nice tits ***** and didnt tip her. I then lappied all of her friends that she was hanging out with to give her a lesson. That was in the past, but this time around was way different.
I was talking with some dark skinned cuban mulata chick, she had already did her tip walk once and then she came by a second time asking for tip. I told her straight out, you realize this is your second time around right. And she said embarassingly yeah but its slow and I'm bored. And I said do I get any special treatment from you for this second trip. And she said yea let's go get a dance and I will get really loose for you. I said sounds like fun but I want your digits afterwards so we could really have some fun. And she said yes that she would really love too since all she wanted to do was to go home already. So as I was about to take her to the lap dance room, but that blonde Cuban gold digger Cici came out of nowhere and wanted a tip for her dance. I was about to tell her off for the last times insult, but I held it in and the mulata which turned out to be her best friend actually convinced me to take them both back for a song.
I ended up getting a pretty good song, lots of titty sucking, and pussy play, and they started lightly dyking it in front of me with clit licking and some fingering each other. Then the question, do you want to champagne room so we can go all out in a tortilla show (that means dyke show in Cuban lingo). I was leaning toward hell yeah!! But because my friends weren't really trying to strip club on a random ass night I felt it would be messed up to leave them their as I was going to enjoy a crazy ass time. So we all go back to my table and I asked my friends if its alright to champagne these babes and they were cool enough that one friend even decided to help me out and to go back heir with me for a foursome, what sealed the deal was the convincing of the tortilla show they were going to offer.
As we are in the champagne room these girls start doing there thing eating, fingering, moaning, smacking ass and French kissing, and it was a very slippery ass time!! About 15 minutes later we decide on more privacy and I take the blonde gold digger to my own sectioned room for some payback for pissing me off last time, and my friend gets the mulata.
We started CBJ for about 5 minutes. I don't like CBJ's although it didn't feel to bad. Then we started cowgirl and I was sucking and grabbing those beautiful knockers till the cows came home. I was going limp for a little, probably because of all the beer and chicken wings in my gut so I have her lay on her back on the couch and told her I was going to DATY, she got a wet wipe and cleaned down there first and said that I don't want that nasty condom taste in my mouth, awwwe that was awfully sweet of her. She smelled amazing down there too, she said it was Chanel perfume and she sprays it like if it was body spray (hinting on her gold digger self LOL) so after a good 5-8 minutes of eating with lots of moaning and pulling my hair, light scratching on my back and a super wet pussy I got hard again and went in mish. She is very flexible for her size and able to spread eagle so nicely that our founding fathers would be proud of this bald eagle LOL. As soon as I popped it in we were DFK and I was simultaneously doing my power strokes. Her kissing my neck and moaning in my ear enticed me to go in a lot harder and faster to make sure she was in pain LOL. She started moaning louder and even started to scream a little saying dame tu leche papi (give me your sperm daddy) we had to take a small 2 minute break to relax. Caught my breath and made her go into k9 and started DATY again because I had to get back my hard, I even ate out some ass too which also smelled really good. Did K9 for a good 8 minutes and was feeling the urge to splurge. So I told her to lay sideways in a spooning position and went in DATY again and munched until the urge went down. Few minutes later I jump behind her and spoon until I finished, she took every last ounce out of me, it was amazing. Had a badass time with her, and now she is off my shitlist LOL, this babe Cici redeemed herself full 180. Boy can she can take a dicking!! And those tits made my night, set me back 250 for her and another 50 which was for the room, and I also gave the bouncer. 2 in tip. In total $3. 2 but for me I feel it was worth every penny. I got a good 15 minute dyke show and a over 45 minutes of unrestrained champagne fun with no rush and two phone numbers, one from these two wild girls. I'm not really interested in the mulata at all anymore, I will definitely be calling Cici again for OTC which I was quoted for 2. 5 but maybe I can negotiate, either way she is officially my new side chick.
FrankieFastNut
11-04-14, 18:23
I was also there last night. I had a short black chick that went all out for 100. Bbbjnqns with bs and swallow. Said she will be there again Wednesday and I'll be sure to be there also. I did not see any dimes though. What time were you there?I went Sunday at 10:30 pm and stayed until midnight. The girls were OK that night, except for that huge tittied blonde I champagned. She was looking better than pornstar quality.
Got bored in my room last night and decided to go out and tour as many clubs as possible. I came away with an impression of the Miami scene in general that I am hoping I can dispel by the end of my two week stay down here. The following clubs were visited:
Tootsies.
After reading many of the reports on this board and others I figured I would start out here and hopefully hit a homerun with a dimepiece and take it back to the room relieved and spent. Unfortunately either the reports are a lie or this club was having an off night. There were what seemed to be about 10 girls at the club and mayber 30 customers which made this place look like a ghost town. I instantly felt like I was walking into a mugging. The club honestly reminded me of vegas strip clubs where you are just bound to get ripped off. The only chicks I actually conversed with were 5-6's. There were some 8's but no 9-10's imo. The stage has a rail around it which keeps you from getting any real action and the girls did not look like they were interested in providing any. Being that I have already been to BT's I thought to myself "get the hell out of here before I spend way to much for something that is half as expensive somewhere else". I always considered miami to be the place where I could find a woman so hot that I could only dream of in real life. This fantasy definitely did not come true tonight and to be honest tootsies was probably the worst club of the night. Overpriced, to hollywood like and expensive for what seemed to be BT's in doral talent. Hell even PT's had the same quality. Club decor was nice, almost felt club like.
Club Lexxx.
This is the average hood club with no VIP area and honestly no reason for me to be here. Being from Atlanta, I have frequented places like this often and really have no want or need to spend my money at this type of place in Miami although the talent at this place was hands down better than the other black club I went to. As mentioned before, I am looking for a once in a lifetime hotness that just can't be provided at Lexxx. Atlanta hood clubs are much better, with better talent, and more privacy. Stayed here maybe 30 mins and left pissed that I blew 30 bucks that could have went to BT's. Club decor was hole in the wall.
CoCo's.
Turrrrible. Club. I was in and out of here in 5 minutes. There is no way I would pay any of those chicks to do me. You could have any one of those chicks for free. Well. Maybe not free but some smoke and a nice dinner at a decent restaurant and I am more than sure that you can smash any of those chicks atleast twice. Awful, awful club. Club decor was hole in the wall.
PT's Hialeah.
This was my third stop of the night and I was not happily surprised but also not disappointed. There were two lookers in this club and the others were doable. The club was nice with the most comfortable chairs of the night and girls that particpated in each others show. I was ignored by the one I wanted but the others stopped by and chatted with me. I did end up gettting a dance from a dominican chick that was all tease. I offered the dough but she was not doing anything I like in the lap dance room. She kept pushing for the 100 $ room without being specific about what I was getting. I decided to get a dance to feel her out and was disappointed. I pulled my zipper to see if she would give me some action but she not even touch it. The weird thing is, she kept doing that dumb stripper shit where they poke out their tongues and make fucking noises like that shit was making me horny. I usually only see that type of bs from bitches who arent putting out so I zipped up and got the fuck out of dodge. I will be returning to check out some of the other dancers that stopped by and see who is about some action.
BT's Doral.
IMO so far, this club is hands down the best club in miami. Consistent 7-8's, comfortable chairs, cheap drinks, and hot waitresses. There was one dime this particular night who was super hot, but she was ignoring me and most of the club tonight. Oddly enough I did not see her go to the private rooms all night. Maybe she is not a player? She was a white skin girl with blonde hair and a beautifully round ass. Very and I mean very pretty. She was probably around 5"7 with heels on I have read about the annoying tip walk and to be honest it has not yet bothered me. The only I get aggravated is when a chick has clearly not danced on stage and still tries to hustle a dollar. In that scenario I just shake my head no. My method to keeping your cool regarding the asking for tips is to give the girls a dollar IF they just left the stage, but be sure to cop a good feel of the pussy and give it a little finger to make sure she knows your hands on. It honestly makes the dollar worth it. I ended up going back with a asian that look older but had a nice body. The chocha was tight and excellent. The BJ was covered which sucked but I cannot complain. I talked her down to 150 plus the room. One thing I did notice here and at other clubs to is that some of the chicks seemed to ignore me. Is there a racial thing going on at some of these clubs or do the girls just stick to regulars at some spots? Or, could it be that I am a new face?
Got bored in my room last night and decided to go out and tour as many clubs as possible. I came away with an impression of the Miami scene in general that I am hoping I can dispel by the end of my two week stay down here. The following clubs were visited:
Tootsies.
After reading many of the reports on this board and others I figured I would start out here and hopefully hit a homerun with a dimepiece and take it back to the room relieved and spent. Unfortunately either the reports are a lie or this club was having an off night. There were what seemed to be about 10 girls at the club and mayber 30 customers which made this place look like a ghost town. I instantly felt like I was walking into a mugging. The club honestly reminded me of vegas strip clubs where you are just bound to get ripped off. The only chicks I actually conversed with were 5-6's. There were some 8's but no 9-10's imo. The stage has a rail around it which keeps you from getting any real action and the girls did not look like they were interested in providing any. Being that I have already been to BT's I thought to myself "get the hell out of here before I spend way to much for something that is half as expensive somewhere else". I always considered miami to be the place where I could find a woman so hot that I could only dream of in real life. This fantasy definitely did not come true tonight and to be honest tootsies was probably the worst club of the night. Overpriced, to hollywood like and expensive for what seemed to be BT's in doral talent. Hell even PT's had the same quality. Club decor was nice, almost felt club like.
Club Lexxx.
This is the average hood club with no VIP area and honestly no reason for me to be here. Being from Atlanta, I have frequented places like this often and really have no want or need to spend my money at this type of place in Miami although the talent at this place was hands down better than the other black club I went to. As mentioned before, I am looking for a once in a lifetime hotness that just can't be provided at Lexxx. Atlanta hood clubs are much better, with better talent, and more privacy. Stayed here maybe 30 mins and left pissed that I blew 30 bucks that could have went to BT's. Club decor was hole in the wall.
CoCo's.
Turrrrible. Club. I was in and out of here in 5 minutes. There is no way I would pay any of those chicks to do me. You could have any one of those chicks for free. Well. Maybe not free but some smoke and a nice dinner at a decent restaurant and I am more than sure that you can smash any of those chicks atleast twice. Awful, awful club. Club decor was hole in the wall.
PT's Hialeah.
This was my third stop of the night and I was not happily surprised but also not disappointed. There were two lookers in this club and the others were doable. The club was nice with the most comfortable chairs of the night and girls that particpated in each others show. I was ignored by the one I wanted but the others stopped by and chatted with me. I did end up gettting a dance from a dominican chick that was all tease. I offered the dough but she was not doing anything I like in the lap dance room. She kept pushing for the 100 $ room without being specific about what I was getting. I decided to get a dance to feel her out and was disappointed. I pulled my zipper to see if she would give me some action but she not even touch it. The weird thing is, she kept doing that dumb stripper shit where they poke out their tongues and make fucking noises like that shit was making me horny. I usually only see that type of bs from bitches who arent putting out so I zipped up and got the fuck out of dodge. I will be returning to check out some of the other dancers that stopped by and see who is about some action.
BT's Doral.
IMO so far, this club is hands down the best club in miami. Consistent 7-8's, comfortable chairs, cheap drinks, and hot waitresses. There was one dime this particular night who was super hot, but she was ignoring me and most of the club tonight. Oddly enough I did not see her go to the private rooms all night. Maybe she is not a player? She was a white skin girl with blonde hair and a beautifully round ass. Very and I mean very pretty. She was probably around 5"7 with heels on I have read about the annoying tip walk and to be honest it has not yet bothered me. The only I get aggravated is when a chick has clearly not danced on stage and still tries to hustle a dollar. In that scenario I just shake my head no. My method to keeping your cool regarding the asking for tips is to give the girls a dollar IF they just left the stage, but be sure to cop a good feel of the pussy and give it a little finger to make sure she knows your hands on. It honestly makes the dollar worth it. I ended up going back with a asian that look older but had a nice body. The chocha was tight and excellent. The BJ was covered which sucked but I cannot complain. I talked her down to 150 plus the room. One thing I did notice here and at other clubs to is that some of the chicks seemed to ignore me. Is there a racial thing going on at some of these clubs or do the girls just stick to regulars at some spots? Or, could it be that I am a new face?If any of you guys can point me in the direction of a club or chick that has the model face and coke bottle shape chicks please do. 9's and up are what I am looking for and spending up to 350 $ or maybe more if she is a perfect 10.
Got bored in my room last night and decided to go out and tour as many clubs as possible. I came away with an impression of the Miami scene in general that I am hoping I can dispel by the end of my two week stay down here. The following clubs were visited:
Tootsies.
Club Lexxx.
CoCo's.
PT's Hialeah.
BT's Doral.
I notice you didn't make it to Playmates (Grove area), BTs South Miami or Stir Crazy.
I notice you didn't make it to Playmates (Grove area), BTs South Miami or Stir Crazy.Those were too far of a drive for me. I will definitely be trying this next week. Will there be better talent?
If any of you guys can point me in the direction of a club or chick that has the model face and coke bottle shape chicks please do. 9's and up are what I am looking for and spending up to 350 $ or maybe more if she is a perfect 10.You are looking for talent on the wrong night, you need to go to tootsies on a weekend and if you want their best, and you might have to pay to get in the next level, because sometimes the best girls don't go downstairs, another place with great girls is scarletts in that area!
If you want a good black club go to KOD best night is Monday.
Playmates it's a great place.
Mr Clubberman
11-06-14, 20:40
Those were too far of a drive for me. I will definitely be trying this next week. Will there be better talent?Of the ones mentioned in more S. Dade, Stir Crazy is the better, IMHO.
TNGentleman2
11-07-14, 16:29
13 people arrested after police raid Miami strip club.
http://www.wsvn.com/story/27324673/miami-strip-club-raided-by-police
FrankieFastNut
11-07-14, 16:53
9's and up are what I am looking for and spending up to 350 $ or maybe more if she is a perfect 10.Not many people know but Scarlett's is perfect for 9's. You won't get any action in the champagne room because the club doesn't allow it and enforces it on the girls. But almost all the girls will OTC for 3. To 3. 5 the trick is you have to get them in the lap dance room, some ask you to take them to champagne room (don't) make sure you get a lot of touching and personal conversations which is a good sign that you are not 5-0. Get her phone number and set up OTC. Lots of 9's!
For a majority of 9's and some rare 10's, you will need to bring out big $$ Wonderland hands down. It got raided today and lots of girls arrested, but for $500+ champagne some girls will also hover around $400, the clientele is more wealthy than any other club in Miami. Trust me when I wanted to get a table by the stage with a bottle I was quoted at 1200) Lots of opportunity to nail a hot thicker Victoria Secret looking dime piece!
Tootsies also has several 9's walking around on Saturday nights, they are hard to find since they are always in the champagne or hanging out in a VIP group. Have the concierge waitress call her over to you, there is a desk right in front of the champagne room and an LCD TV with names of girls on the stage and the next girl coming up. If you know the girls name tell the concierge you want her brought to you. I've personally taken back Katrina, Priscilla, Elizabeth, and Estrella and others but can't remember their names. All I've taken are easily 9's. Priscilla has the best face and body so she's borderline 10, just her ugly large tattoos are killing her 10 status.
FrankieFastNut
11-07-14, 17:06
Those were too far of a drive for me. I will definitely be trying this next week. Will there be better talent?If you like FAKE tits go to BTs Sunset also several of latinas with nice ass. If you like strictly Cuban girls that recently just got here from Cuba then definitely Playmates. For cheaper chicks and more cozy (smaller) atmosphere Stir Crazy.
KasualKorean
11-07-14, 20:21
13 people arrested after police raid Miami strip club.
http://www.wsvn.com/story/27324673/miami-strip-club-raided-by-policeWTF? 7 am? Who the fuck is at a strip club at 7 am? On second thought, nobody here answer. LOL.
Member #4860
11-08-14, 19:24
Okay FastNut, IMO you are the expert on Miami clubs, so I'm gonnah ask you the mandatory counterpoint question for the sake of the cheap bastards of the world such as me humble self LOL: which Miami club, not necessarily a Black club, would you recommend to get the lowest cost action either at the club or OTC from a reasonably good looking hoe, on which day of the week and in what time frame, and for what kind of damage? You see, this is the other end of the spectrum, not one often visited by those of us addicted to the dime pieces, but there is a market out there for this lower quality kind of action. Am I wrong about this? Welcome other club mongers opinions as well.
Not many people know but Scarlett's is perfect for 9's. You won't get any action in the champagne room because the club doesn't allow it and enforces it on the girls. But almost all the girls will OTC for 3. To 3. 5 the trick is you have to get them in the lap dance room, some ask you to take them to champagne room (don't) make sure you get a lot of touching and personal conversations which is a good sign that you are not 5-0. Get her phone number and set up OTC. Lots of 9's!
For a majority of 9's and some rare 10's, you will need to bring out big $$ Wonderland hands down. It got raided today and lots of girls arrested, but for $500+ champagne some girls will also hover around $400, the clientele is more wealthy than any other club in Miami. Trust me when I wanted to get a table by the stage with a bottle I was quoted at 1200) Lots of opportunity to nail a hot thicker Victoria Secret looking dime piece!
Tootsies also has several 9's walking around on Saturday nights, they are hard to find since they are always in the champagne or hanging out in a VIP group. Have the concierge waitress call her over to you, there is a desk right in front of the champagne room and an LCD TV with names of girls on the stage and the next girl coming up. If you know the girls name tell the concierge you want her brought to you. I've personally taken back Katrina, Priscilla, Elizabeth, and Estrella and others but can't remember their names. All I've taken are easily 9's. Priscilla has the best face and body so she's borderline 10, just her ugly large tattoos are killing her 10 status.
FrankieFastNut
11-09-14, 07:58
which Miami club, not necessarily a Black club, would you recommend to get the lowest cost action either at the club or OTC from a reasonably good looking hoe, on which day of the week and in what time frame, and for what kind of damage? You see, this is the other end of the spectrum, not one often visited by those of us addicted to the dime pieces, but there is a market out there for this lower quality kind of action. Am I wrong about this? Welcome other club mongers opinions as well.Hey mundo007 glad to help with my expertise. So hands down the best time to go is datime / afternoons for savings. Many reasons why, you get personal time with a chick who is also looking for a regular OTC guy and will work with you as far as $$. And also most daytime clubs offer free buffet and 2-4-1 drinks or dances or a combination of the two. PTs Hialeah daytime, Bella's Hialeah daytime, Doral BTs daytime, Showgirls South US1, and Tootsies all have amazing daytime rates as far as champagne, drinks, free lunch buffet, $200 chick maybe less if good at negotiating, the room is $50 so at a flat 250 you get your action.
Best time to go to daytime clubs is around 2 pm maybe 3:30. That's when most milfs have pucked up kid from school and left them at a babysitters or hone doing homework. Once you get single mom milfs in the daytime mix they almost always end up being the most desparate and willing to negotiate.
Best days to go is Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, a lot of times Fridays and weekdays the hottest ones will be dancing at night.
Cheapest OTC is definitely Bella's, Stonewalls, and Bare Necessity.
Cheapest ITC is Stonewalls / Bellas.
Playmates, BTs Sunset and BTs Doral and Showgirls are averaging $200 ITC to $250.
Also Tootsies for 250 or less you are having a blast in daytime, and almost always guaranteed a number for OTC.
Phatassluva
11-09-14, 23:14
Hey mundo007 glad to help with my expertise. So hands down the best time to go is datime / afternoons for savings. Many reasons why, you get personal time with a chick who is also looking for a regular OTC guy and will work with you as far as $$. And also most daytime clubs offer free buffet and 2-4-1 drinks or dances or a combination of the two. PTs Hialeah daytime, Bella's Hialeah daytime, Doral BTs daytime, Showgirls South US1, and Tootsies all have amazing daytime rates as far as champagne, drinks, free lunch buffet, $200 chick maybe less if good at negotiating, the room is $50 so at a flat 250 you get your action.
Best time to go to daytime clubs is around 2 pm maybe 3:30. That's when most milfs have pucked up kid from school and left them at a babysitters or hone doing homework. Once you get single mom milfs in the daytime mix they almost always end up being the most desparate and willing to negotiate.
Best days to go is Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, a lot of times Fridays and weekdays the hottest ones will be dancing at night.
Cheapest OTC is definitely Bella's, Stonewalls, and Bare Necessity.
Cheapest ITC is Stonewalls / Bellas.
Playmates, BTs Sunset and BTs Doral and Showgirls are averaging $200 ITC to $250.
Also Tootsies for 250 or less you are having a blast in daytime, and almost always guaranteed a number for OTC.Great info Frankie! Let me ask you a similar question if you don't mind. I'm in to black chicks with phat asses. What club would you recommend for INC or OTC where I can find a nice PHAT (not fat) ass. It's been a while since I've been to Miami so I'm trying to get back in the loop. Thanks for any help you can provide.
FrankieFastNut
11-10-14, 04:43
I'm in to black chicks with phat asses. What club would you recommend for INC or OTC where I can find a nice PHAT (not fat) ass.To be honest I don't have quality info on black clubs since I haven't been to any other than KoD. But I have been to plenty of different strip clubs that have a handful of black dancers, the best I can do is give you a range of the amount of black girls in that club and maybe with that you can get an idea of phatty possibility.
For strictly black chicks, KoD, PHAT ASS walking everywhere. But it is expensive since most chicks there only talk money, if you're not showering the hottest one in dollars bills, then she will act like you are not there and keep looking to get showered.
Pink Pony, on Saturday night you will find about 3 black chicks dancing here, I went about a month ago, and yes one that I remember had a phat ass, round, bubbly and no stretch marks. Very nice phatty.
Showgirls has a somewhat bigger selection, I'd say maybe 5 or 6 black girls dancing there. Seen them mostly on Friday / Saturday night. They had big asses.
PTs Hialeah, you will find a max of 4 black chicks, a lot prettier than Showgirls too, I went maybe 5 weeks ago so they should still be there.
Playmates maybe one or two black chicks, very rare for more than 2 there. Its mostly Cuban girls but the black girls that decide to compete with the cuban ones offer more for your buck since they are competing against Cuban girls that just hopped off a raft willing to do any thing for $$.
BTs Doral and BTs Sunset, I'd say each club has like four black chicks, the BTs Doral had one very nice North Carolina black girl knicknamed Honey, she had a nice fatty that I was grabbing onto as she sat on my lap conversating, very friendly and down to earth.
Bella's Hialeah about 3 maybe 4 black girls, some are Latina black so their phattys don't look the same as an american black phattys.
Bottoms Up, Stilettos, Stir Crazy, Bare Necessities, Stonewall Hialeah, I'd say since they are smaller clubs as far as number of dancers, you will find smaller selection of black girls if any at all. To be on the safe side I'd say a max of two in each club but its a hit or miss as far as looks or phatty goes.
Scarlett's, Tootsies, and Deans Gold, easily 5+. Lots of hot tail so you will find a black phatty easily.
E11 even, Madonnas, not many black girls their, I'd say at most 3 but probably like 2, E11 even I have seen 3 that night.
And sadly I got no info on OTC, ITC or black clubs like Club Lexx, Secrets, etc.
Maybe some other mongers can chime in.
Very Scary
11-10-14, 09:41
To be honest I don't have quality info on black clubs since I haven't been to any other than KoD. But I have been to plenty of different strip clubs that have a handful of black dancers, the best I can do is give you a range of the amount of black girls in that club and maybe with that you can get an idea of phatty possibility.
For strictly black chicks, KoD, PHAT ASS walking everywhere. But it is expensive since most chicks there only talk money, if you're not showering the hottest one in dollars bills, then she will act like you are not there and keep looking to get showered.
Pink Pony, on Saturday night you will find about 3 black chicks dancing here, I went about a month ago, and yes one that I remember had a phat ass, round, bubbly and no stretch marks. Very nice phatty.
Showgirls has a somewhat bigger selection, I'd say maybe 5 or 6 black girls dancing there. Seen them mostly on Friday / Saturday night. They had big asses.
PTs Hialeah, you will find a max of 4 black chicks, a lot prettier than Showgirls too, I went maybe 5 weeks ago so they should still be there.
Playmates maybe one or two black chicks, very rare for more than 2 there. Its mostly Cuban girls but the black girls that decide to compete with the cuban ones offer more for your buck since they are competing against Cuban girls that just hopped off a raft willing to do any thing for $$.
BTs Doral and BTs Sunset, I'd say each club has like four black chicks, the BTs Doral had one very nice North Carolina black girl knicknamed Honey, she had a nice fatty that I was grabbing onto as she sat on my lap conversating, very friendly and down to earth.
Bella's Hialeah about 3 maybe 4 black girls, some are Latina black so their phattys don't look the same as an american black phattys.
Bottoms Up, Stilettos, Stir Crazy, Bare Necessities, Stonewall Hialeah, I'd say since they are smaller clubs as far as number of dancers, you will find smaller selection of black girls if any at all. To be on the safe side I'd say a max of two in each club but its a hit or miss as far as looks or phatty goes.
Scarlett's, Tootsies, and Deans Gold, easily 5+. Lots of hot tail so you will find a black phatty easily.
E11 even, Madonnas, not many black girls their, I'd say at most 3 but probably like 2, E11 even I have seen 3 that night.
And sadly I got no info on OTC, ITC or black clubs like Club Lexx, Secrets, etc.
Maybe some other mongers can chime in.Any ITC or OTC info on E11 even? Always wanted to try it out after seeing some of the girls on Instagram.
If you like FAKE tits go to BTs Sunset also several of latinas with nice ass. If you like strictly Cuban girls that recently just got here from Cuba then definitely Playmates. For cheaper chicks and more cozy (smaller) atmosphere Stir Crazy.I recently crowned bt's the best strip club based on my experience at about four or five clubs. Bt's has been defeated by a landslide by playmates. Nice asses in general with about four that would make your eyes water. Two nines and about three 7-8's. The rest hovered around 6-7. Bartenders were friendlier and girls were hotter and in general not tied up all night like the hot ones at bt's. I noticed that the hot dancers are free and circulate a lot more than bt's. At bt's some of the hot ones have shit attitudes and will not even approach or dance for some. I ended up going to the back with a super hot white girl whom I thought was Cuban cut was American. Got a nice BBBJ and cfs for three including room. Paid happily and got number due to her being almost a dime. I'm talking super hot with a bubble that was soft with no stretch marks. Afterwards I stopped by bt's on my way back to my room and left after an hour or so. The hottest chicks were sitting and ignoring guys or hanging on to guys with booths or bottles while not making a thing. Of course after their dance they then come around and ask every guy who wanted a dance for a pro piņa. Glad I found playmates where the hot ones are much more down to earth although the average looking ones would pass me by but who cares if the hot ones circulate. Anyway stir crazy is next and I hope to find even better than playmates.
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11-11-14, 22:50
Thanks man for the exceptional expertise. You're not only putting those hard played $$$ to work, you're also sharing the knowledge it brings with the rest of us and that's the prime purpose of this Forum. It also empowers the People (more power to the People). So on behalf of the great mongering community I wannah say thanks, and keep up the good work!
Hey mundo007 glad to help with my expertise. So hands down the best time to go is datime / afternoons for savings. Many reasons why, you get personal time with a chick who is also looking for a regular OTC guy and will work with you as far as $$. And also most daytime clubs offer free buffet and 2-4-1 drinks or dances or a combination of the two. PTs Hialeah daytime, Bella's Hialeah daytime, Doral BTs daytime, Showgirls South US1, and Tootsies all have amazing daytime rates as far as champagne, drinks, free lunch buffet, $200 chick maybe less if good at negotiating, the room is $50 so at a flat 250 you get your action.
Best time to go to daytime clubs is around 2 pm maybe 3:30. That's when most milfs have pucked up kid from school and left them at a babysitters or hone doing homework. Once you get single mom milfs in the daytime mix they almost always end up being the most desparate and willing to negotiate.
Best days to go is Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, a lot of times Fridays and weekdays the hottest ones will be dancing at night.
Cheapest OTC is definitely Bella's, Stonewalls, and Bare Necessity.
Cheapest ITC is Stonewalls / Bellas.
Playmates, BTs Sunset and BTs Doral and Showgirls are averaging $200 ITC to $250.
Also Tootsies for 250 or less you are having a blast in daytime, and almost always guaranteed a number for OTC.
FrankieFastNut
11-15-14, 04:56
Bt's has been defeated by a landslide by playmates. Nice asses in general with about four that would make your eyes water. Two nines and about three 7-8's. The rest hovered around 6-7. Bartenders were friendlier and girls were hotter and in general not tied up all night like the hot ones at bt's. I noticed that the hot dancers are free and circulate a lot more than bt'sDefinitely have had lots of great nights at Playmates before the Cuban influx. I have several cuban girls on my phone who are probably there on the pole now, but like I said they are Cuban and no offense, but Cuban strippers have one thing on their mind. $$ Little island hustlers is what these jineteras are. If I'm super horny and want a pretty face then sure I'd call them, but I will get way better energy and enthusiasm from American girls, Venezuelans, Colombians, Russians, Dominicans, even Puerto Rican girls so that's why my Cuban collection doesn't suit me all to well.
To their defense, I dated a dime piece cuban stripper from Playmates for about 4 weeks until we just decided to stay friends. We still keep in touch on the phone with texts, she will not do anything X rated anymore since she got married and now has a kid. But she was my hottest prettiest sexiest girlfriend to this day, my friends said I obsessed about her during our short relationship. Well when you are dating a dime piece that is out of this world why wouldn't you obsess. If you hold a winning lotto ticket would you be able to sleep that night. Not to mention I did not even spend a penny on her during our dates, everything was 50/50 even when I tried to invite she wouldn't let me.
I have also had way more OTC stories with hot girls from Playmates than any other club. I remember about 4 years ago there was a Dominican MILF dancing there, she had huge I mean huge! Titties!! And a sexy body, one night we were talking for a looooooong time at my table and I really took a liking to her so I got her number to do some OTC. I never called but eventually went back with some friends about a week later and she remembered me when I said Hey Elizabeth, and then she sat with me telling me how she went back to college and her professor doesn't like her because the professor is Haitian and they have a thing against Dominicans, and she is struggling in this basic math class. I told her I can tutor her for free, and she couldn't believe it, her eyes watered and we then started French kissing right there at the table until a bouncer had to split us apart and say for us to get a room, literally LOL. My excuse to her for not calling was I had been busy the week before but she didn't care she was just so happy and kept crying for goodness sakes! I went to tutor her that weekend at her luxury apartment in Brickell, Long story short, for about as long as a semester of school I'd say about 3 months I was tutoring and getting some Dominican tail right after our sessions, no $$$ involved at all! It was great while it lasted, she ended up moving to Ft. Lauderdale and I wasn't going to do the drive.
Soon after there was this Russian chick named Vicky that she moved from Jacksonville with her bf. She had an amazing Burberry perfume on that drove me nuts!! I took her to the lap dance room to get a better smell, and from there got her digits for OTC. Then when I go to meet her up at some shady apartment building in a very ghetto area in North Miami near Krispie Creme doughnut place I see her outside in the parking lot on the phone bitching. Turns out she broke up with her man, I ask if I should reschedule, she insisted I go up, so I lay on her bed as she is in the shower with the door open as she is shaving her clam like a voyeur show LOL, not my cup of tea but whatever, so we do the nasty, no rubber, I don't know what I was thinking but she was very angry and horny and full of mixed emotions that she rechanneled towards our session!! It was so crazy and spontaneous that I didn't even use a rubber!! I can explain, she had her sliding glass doors of the 5th story balcony open, so the mid December chilly cold air was rushing in, and then her cold wet fresh out the shower body hopped on top of me and we started DFK, her cold body and somehow her hot wet twat was such a turnon that I just couldn't waste anytime and went in raw! It was a moment kind of thing. After, as we were in bed watching TV cuddling I reach for the floor to get my jeans to get out my wallet to pay but she said not to worry about it, and thanked me for relieving her, she was so emotional etc. And said that we should do it again sometime!! I did and had that going on for about 3 weeks before she moved back up to Jacksonville.
There still is another Cuban chick too named Tati, I'm not trying to write a novel on this forum so long story short, I got her aquainted with one of my friends who supplies a certain something of what she has trouble finding and now she is forever in my debt. How do I ask to repay me? Well. Discounts!! LOL $40 quickies when she's home not dancing. But lately that clever hoe supposedly isn't home that often, and oddly enough she isn't at the club, sounds like I might have to make a phone call to cut her supply LOL.
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