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I am coming down to Miami in a few weeks for a guys trip. I wanted to know which are the best clubs over here. And where takeouts are available. I am into Latina and white girls.
Thanks
I am coming down to Miami in a few weeks for a guys trip. I wanted to know which are the best clubs over here. And where takeouts are available. I am into Latina and white girls.
ThanksThen you probably want to take trip to Broward for the white girls and more of a mixture; Cheetahs in Pompano, and Diamond Dolls are really good. Miami is more Latina. I pretty much stopped going to the Miami clubs. If you want to stay in Miami. Playmates, Booby Trap Doral and South Miami, and Tootsies are good. Trying to go really cheap and a bit of less quality you can do Porky's, PT's Showclub, and Stonewall. I don't recommend them though.
Phatassluva
03-14-13, 21:30
Ok, from what I've seen so far the strip club scene (black) in Miami has gone to shit. This shit is horrible. These "strip clubs" are not really strip clubs anymore. They are hangouts for 20 somethings that want to "party". I went to Coco's and Take One last night around 2am and I was literally looking around trying to find the strippers. The shit is crazy. The places are just filled with folks who want to yell and scream the lyrics to the most ignant hip hop you've ever heard. I think those fools actually believe some of that self destructive bullshit. Anyway, the mongers have been pushed out and replaced by young thugs. Sad. Day shifts may be different, not sure.
Day shift is much different. Coco is dead until 5. But from 5 to 8 you get dances for $5 at the bar and $10 on the couches in the big area with the couches. Great deal and great dancers. Never been to take one.
Ok, from what I've seen so far the strip club scene (black) in Miami has gone to shit. This shit is horrible. These "strip clubs" are not really strip clubs anymore. They are hangouts for 20 somethings that want to "party". I went to Coco's and Take One last night around 2am and I was literally looking around trying to find the strippers. The shit is crazy. The places are just filled with folks who want to yell and scream the lyrics to the most ignant hip hop you've ever heard. I think those fools actually believe some of that self destructive bullshit. Anyway, the mongers have been pushed out and replaced by young thugs. Sad. Day shifts may be different, not sure.
Ok, from what I've seen so far the strip club scene (black) in Miami has gone to shit. This shit is horrible. These "strip clubs" are not really strip clubs anymore. They are hangouts for 20 somethings that want to "party". I went to Coco's and Take One last night around 2am and I was literally looking around trying to find the strippers. The shit is crazy. The places are just filled with folks who want to yell and scream the lyrics to the most ignant hip hop you've ever heard. I think those fools actually believe some of that self destructive bullshit. Anyway, the mongers have been pushed out and replaced by young thugs. Sad. Day shifts may be different, not sure.I guess you thought I was lying. LOL You completely overlooked my response to your original post. One thing I will never do is tell a lie. I want people to be able to get their freak on comfortably LOL.
Phatassluva
03-18-13, 09:45
I guess you thought I was lying. LOL You completely overlooked my response to your original post. One thing I will never do is tell a lie. I want people to be able to get their freak on comfortably LOL.LOL. Yeah I hear you man. I read your post but I didn't think it was applicable to me. See I don't have a problem with ghetto strip clubs. I actually prefer them because thats where the reasonable take out is. I'm not into spots like KOD or tootsies or any other spots like that. My problem with this trip was these are not even. Strip clubs anymore. Youcant even. Find. The damn strippers. Now thats what I don't like. From now on it's day shifts for me if I decide to patronize these spots at all.
LOL. Yeah I hear you man. I read your post but I didn't think it was applicable to me. See I don't have a problem with ghetto strip clubs. I actually prefer them because thats where the reasonable take out is. I'm not into spots like KOD or tootsies or any other spots like that. My problem with this trip was these are not even. Strip clubs anymore. Youcant even. Find. The damn strippers. Now thats what I don't like. From now on it's day shifts for me if I decide to patronize these spots at all.I see. Yeah maybe day shift. I wouldn't know though, because I don't go. LOL I have friends do though. They love it. I've gotten reasonable take out from the places I go. Granted it's not all the time, because I like the girls that any guy would. I always got lucky with day shift chics that just started. You know some have to work day shift for a week or two even if they are really pretty at some clubs before they can do night.
If you go out on a weekday night in the far south of Miami, make sure to go to Showgirls. The other two south of that aren't worth it. The strip club furthest south with a Diamonds poster on the top is closed and QT's only had 2 black dancers in side chatting to each other. At showgirls there was around 13 girls including the door girl and two drink girls. It is a $6 dollar cover versus QT's no cover. 3 black strippers. 2 white, and around 5 latinas. So compared to QT's it's packed and has constant dances on stage for entertainment.
Went by during the day about a week ago and sat at the bar in the middle of the afternoon. Didn't see much talent and none that really interested me. I haven't gone in a while but it used to be there were at least 2-5 really hot ones in the afternoon but I must have gone on a bad day or things have changed. There used to be a really hot one named Samantha but I thought I heard she was splitting her time somewhere else or maybe she's gone. Pure Platinum Fort Lauderdale? Not sure. Anyone seen her or know when and where she works PM me. Thanks
Skarabajo69
03-25-13, 06:43
It looks like there's a new strip club under construction in the Medley / Doral area. I was passing by 72 ave and 70 St, right where the old "Pleasure Emporium" building used to be at. And there was a sign in the building that said "WET Gentlemen's Club". So' we'll see, it may be another option for us strip club junkies.
Been wanting to see what the new club at the old El Centro location is like. After reading the few reviews about how upscale it wants to be and how It's not like El Centro, I'm not interested in dumping money into another run of the mill tease joint.
http://stripclubetiquette101.com/stiletto-gentlemens-club-strip-club-review/
IE.
If you're a Miami local I'm sure you've either visited 'Centro Espaņol' at least once in your life or you've heard the stories of the ratchetness that use to occur there. Once again 'THIS IS NO LONGER CENTRO ESPANOL'. Same Location, different EVERYTHING. So STOP asking me if it's Nasty and Ratchet like 'Centro' use to be. 'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! '
Also, anyone been to G5ive near the Golden Glades at 337 N. W 170th Street?
Skarabajo69
03-31-13, 19:28
Just wanted to follow up my last report with some pics of the possible new strip club in Miami, here you go.
ShadowKnigh305
04-01-13, 04:07
Hey lurker, I actually posted a review on G5 a while back. Its a pretty cool spot, clean, safe, interior looks new, mostly ebony dancers, and I would recommend it. The only thing I had a problem with is that the dances weren't ratchet enough. (since angels closed down I've been trying to find a replacement to no avail)
Been wanting to see what the new club at the old El Centro location is like. After reading the few reviews about how upscale it wants to be and how It's not like El Centro, I'm not interested in dumping money into another run of the mill tease joint.
http://stripclubetiquette101.com/stiletto-gentlemens-club-strip-club-review/
IE.
If you're a Miami local I'm sure you've either visited 'Centro Espaņol' at least once in your life or you've heard the stories of the ratchetness that use to occur there. Once again 'THIS IS NO LONGER CENTRO ESPANOL'. Same Location, different EVERYTHING. So STOP asking me if it's Nasty and Ratchet like 'Centro' use to be. 'Ain't Nobody Got Time For That! '
Also, anyone been to G5ive near the Golden Glades at 337 N. W 170th Street?
Member #4860
04-01-13, 15:16
I'll have to admit I had to look up the word in order to understand it in this usage, LOL!
Hey lurker, I actually posted a review on G5 a while back. Its a pretty cool spot, clean, safe, interior looks new, mostly ebony dancers, and I would recommend it. The only thing I had a problem with is that the dances weren't ratchet enough. (since angels closed down I've been trying to find a replacement to no avail)
Just wanted to follow up my last report with some pics of the possible new strip club in Miami, here you go.What is the address?
Been browsing the forums, definitely a fan of the latinas. Prefer club VIP versus takeout, but not against it if privacy is just not there.
Per my browsing, seems like my best bets are, but some of the posts are a little dated so not quite sure.
Low end: Porky's.
Middle: BT's Doral, P. T. 's.
Higher End: Tootsie's.
Any advice, suggestions?
Thanks
FrankieFastNut
04-03-13, 23:49
I went to Stiletto Gentlemen's Club on Saturday around midnight. Parking was free but the cover was $10 per person. Beers were costly, a Bud Light ran me $6. Inside the club they updated their decor from the swanky El Centro vibe. The raised platform bar from El Centro is still there but completely renovated with blue lights and display bottles. The stage was pretty large but only one girl dances at a time.
A got a couple of lap dances from a little spinner named Iliana. She's Cuban about 5'3' with fake D breasts, dark hair, white skin and in her mid 20's. Her going rate at the champagne room was $250 for half hour. This price was for FS but no backhole. I asked if she did takeout but she said no. The other girls dancing were not worth $250, most were skinny latinas and maybe 3 or 4 black chicks.
Average rating for the dancers at that time was about a 6. 5, I would go back maybe in a month to see if they updated their girls. Overall the club is still relatively new and I'm sure with new clientelle they would hire more dancers.
If your looking to get BBBJ at the bar or FS in the bathrooms, or thinking about buying snow in the parking lot then this club is not for you. It has completely changed from El Centro to a more upscale modern club.
I'm thinking about checking out Wonderland Gentlemen's Club this weekend since there are not too many reviews about this strip club. I'll keep you guys posted.
Been browsing the forums, definitely a fan of the latinas. Prefer club VIP versus takeout, but not against it if privacy is just not there.
Per my browsing, seems like my best bets are, but some of the posts are a little dated so not quite sure.
Low end: Porky's.
Middle: BT's Doral, P. T. 's.
Higher End: Tootsie's.
Any advice, suggestions?
ThanksBest spots for the VIP is Tootsies, BT in Doral and South Miami. More private than the rest. Oh don't forget to tip the Bouncer $20. That will prevent any interruptions.
I went to Stiletto Gentlemen's Club on Saturday around midnight. Parking was free but the cover was $10 per person. Beers were costly, a Bud Light ran me $6. Inside the club they updated their decor from the swanky El Centro vibe. The raised platform bar from El Centro is still there but completely renovated with blue lights and display bottles. The stage was pretty large but only one girl dances at a time.
A got a couple of lap dances from a little spinner named Iliana. She's Cuban about 5'3' with fake D breasts, dark hair, white skin and in her mid 20's. Her going rate at the champagne room was $250 for half hour. This price was for FS but no backhole. I asked if she did takeout but she said no. The other girls dancing were not worth $250, most were skinny latinas and maybe 3 or 4 black chicks.
Average rating for the dancers at that time was about a 6. 5, I would go back maybe in a month to see if they updated their girls. Overall the club is still relatively new and I'm sure with new clientelle they would hire more dancers.
If your looking to get BBBJ at the bar or FS in the bathrooms, or thinking about buying snow in the parking lot then this club is not for you. It has completely changed from El Centro to a more upscale modern club.
I'm thinking about checking out Wonderland Gentlemen's Club this weekend since there are not too many reviews about this strip club. I'll keep you guys posted.I went to the Stilleto's about two months ago. It was a couple cute chicks, but not worth the drive. Yeah no reviews about Wonderland. Let us know. I've been wanting to try it out.
Very Scary
04-04-13, 01:59
I went to Stiletto Gentlemen's Club on Saturday around midnight. Parking was free but the cover was $10 per person. Beers were costly, a Bud Light ran me $6. Inside the club they updated their decor from the swanky El Centro vibe. The raised platform bar from El Centro is still there but completely renovated with blue lights and display bottles. The stage was pretty large but only one girl dances at a time.
A got a couple of lap dances from a little spinner named Iliana. She's Cuban about 5'3' with fake D breasts, dark hair, white skin and in her mid 20's. Her going rate at the champagne room was $250 for half hour. This price was for FS but no backhole. I asked if she did takeout but she said no. The other girls dancing were not worth $250, most were skinny latinas and maybe 3 or 4 black chicks.
Average rating for the dancers at that time was about a 6. 5, I would go back maybe in a month to see if they updated their girls. Overall the club is still relatively new and I'm sure with new clientelle they would hire more dancers.
If your looking to get BBBJ at the bar or FS in the bathrooms, or thinking about buying snow in the parking lot then this club is not for you. It has completely changed from El Centro to a more upscale modern club.
I'm thinking about checking out Wonderland Gentlemen's Club this weekend since there are not too many reviews about this strip club. I'll keep you guys posted.Even I think Wonderland is too damn expensive .5 bucks to park and 20 to get in. You're out 25 bucks before you even sit down!
Been browsing the forums, definitely a fan of the latinas. Prefer club VIP versus takeout, but not against it if privacy is just not there.
Per my browsing, seems like my best bets are, but some of the posts are a little dated so not quite sure.
Low end: Porky's.
Middle: BT's Doral, P. T. 's.
Higher End: Tootsie's.
Any advice, suggestions?
ThanksI've always preferred the vibe at the Pink Pony. Yeah maybe a bit more spanish speaking but this gringo doesn't mind. And yes, tipping the bouncer is a must
Even I think Wonderland is too damn expensive .5 bucks to park and 20 to get in. You're out 25 bucks before you even sit down!Looks like I'm not going then. That's is friggin ridiculous. You are basically paying for a lap dance before you even get to get one. Smh. The Miami clubs take the cake. Finally got smart and realized that Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs in Pompano are extremely close to the turnpike. Going 95 took 35 minutes. Going the turnpike takes me 17 minutes. Can't wait for the Pink Pony to open up there.
Very Scary
04-05-13, 02:36
Looks like I'm not going then. That's is friggin ridiculous. You are basically paying for a lap dance before you even get to get one. Smh. The Miami clubs take the cake. Finally got smart and realized that Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs in Pompano are extremely close to the turnpike. Going 95 took 35 minutes. Going the turnpike takes me 17 minutes. Can't wait for the Pink Pony to open up there.Diamond Dolls is great. The 3 song room is a great deal. Only drawback is that I've had guys peek through the curtain while I was getting my extras.
Diamond Dolls is great. The 3 song room is a great deal. Only drawback is that I've had guys peek through the curtain while I was getting my extras.Yes it is. I did the three song room last month and it was well worth. I just kick out the extra $20 so they won't peak. I was coming for SOBE last night and I was like fuck it let me stop by Wonderland. Of course I believed every word you said, but it was like 4 in the morning and I was wondering if they would have a cheaper price to get it. I mean they can't stay open much more longer than 5 right?
Let me tell you something. They will never get my money. The parking is $10 friggin dollars! I parked down the street though. I get there and the guy says it's 30 friggin dollars to get in! Seriously. Do they make money? I mean it's not in the best part of town. People really pay almost two dances to get in here?
Very Scary
04-07-13, 01:20
Yes it is. I did the three song room last month and it was well worth. I just kick out the extra $20 so they won't peak. I was coming for SOBE last night and I was like fuck it let me stop by Wonderland. Of course I believed every word you said, but it was like 4 in the morning and I was wondering if they would have a cheaper price to get it. I mean they can't stay open much more longer than 5 right?
Let me tell you something. They will never get my money. The parking is $10 friggin dollars! I parked down the street though. I get there and the guy says it's 30 friggin dollars to get in! Seriously. Do they make money? I mean it's not in the best part of town. People really pay almost two dances to get in here?So $40 all together? LMAO! Must be weekend prices. How is that place still in bussiness?
So $40 all together? LMAO! Must be weekend prices. How is that place still in bussiness?Don't know either. I will say the parking lot was full. This place has been open for about a year though. I don't know how they do it. They must have some back door escort service. Because with those prices, I can't see how they are still open. Just not willing to pay. It's the principal. LOL
Normal Guy
04-07-13, 22:51
Even I think Wonderland is too damn expensive .5 bucks to park and 20 to get in. You're out 25 bucks before you even sit down!Free passes to Wonderland for Seniors I know and trust.
But you still have to pay the $5 to park.
Normal Guy
04-07-13, 22:53
If you go there early, it is dead. The hot & juicey crowd does not even arrive until late late-night.
It is worth it though. A real treat. Free street parking, no cover, domestic beer $5. Lappies $25 and a VIP like your have NEVER (ever) seen before.
Please give a big hug to Jasmine and Sandra.
N.
If you go there early, it is dead. The hot & juicey crowd does not even arrive until late late-night.
It is worth it though. A real treat. Free street parking, no cover, domestic beer $5. Lappies $25 and a VIP like your have NEVER (ever) seen before.
Please give a big hug to Jasmine and Sandra.
N.What's the damage for VIP? What kind of ladies? Thanks!
Which strip clubs where dancers offer the highest mileage especially in the VIP room. Ethnicity don't matter just as long they offer the goods. Any info on board or pm will be appreciated!
Which strip clubs where dancers offer the highest mileage especially in the VIP room. Ethnicity don't matter just as long they offer the goods. Any info on board or pm will be appreciated!In all seriousness, there are non that will disappoint if you clarify what you wnat and are willing to pay. The real question is who can give you what you wnat for what you can afford.
Sorry but a little more specific question may help?
Which strip clubs where dancers offer the highest mileage especially in the VIP room. Ethnicity don't matter just as long they offer the goods. Any info on board or pm will be appreciated!The pink pony in Doral always has good looking girls and I've been lucky twice there, no more than 120 and didn't even had to pay the VIP room cost. Of course that was because I was hanging out with big people in there.
But they do offer to go all the way. Hope it helps.
Very Scary
05-11-13, 12:31
Tried out Booby Trap: Doral last night. I have to say, the girls are much better looking than the ones at Pink Pony down the street. One cutie kept asking me to go to the champagne room with her. She wanted 200, the room was 50, and the door guy wanted a 20 tip. The room has more privacy than the ones at pink pony, but not much.
Anyone know what happened with Goldrush? I went by there last week and saw that club was being gutted. I texted some girls that used work there, got no reply. I heard a rumor they got bought, robbed, & are remodeling.
They did get robbed, and it changed owners, it suppose to open again but don't know when yet.
SweetMoses
05-23-13, 16:39
Went to Booby Trap in Doral the other day met a hot piece from Lebanon, nice T&A, forgot her name, but really great personality .200 damage plus 80? For VIP. 10 for the bouncer .10 for the jimmy (BYO). Don't ask for a dance cause she'll take you to the dance area which isn't the same as VIP. Wasted 75 in there. In VIP CBJ 6/10, but she was kinda rushing cause she wanted to get to the main course, and she mentioned it was slow and she hadn't done VIP for a while so she was eager. 8/10 main course, I'm kinda big and the jimmy was small. But had a good time regardless.
There's another hot Dominicana there named Ana but she didn't do VIP. Maybe it was just me?
Then went to Pink Pony and this Cuban spinner walked up to me and grabbed my junk and said "sucky sucky fucky fucky" in my ear. Didn't speak much English. Wanted 200 plus 50 for VIP and 10 bouncer tip, but got away with 200 for everything. She went to get a condom and for about 5 min I thought I got Miami hustled but she came back. CBJ 4/10, main course 7/10 but rushed.
Had a better time at BT but spent twice as much. Both places are decent tho.
Sorry no pics.
Anyone know what happened with Goldrush? I went by there last week and saw that club was being gutted. I texted some girls that used work there, got no reply. I heard a rumor they got bought, robbed, & are remodeling.Is this Gold Rush in downtown Miami? If so that place is a complete rip off. The dances are $25 out in the open. No thanks.
Went to Booby Trap in Doral the other day met a hot piece from Lebanon, nice T&A, forgot her name, but really great personality. 200 damage plus 80? For VIP. 10 for the bouncer. 10 for the jimmy (BYO). Don't ask for a dance cause she'll take you to the dance area which isn't the same as VIP. Wasted 75 in there. In VIP CBJ 6/10, but she was kinda rushing cause she wanted to get to the main course, and she mentioned it was slow and she hadn't done VIP for a while so she was eager. 8/10 main course, I'm kinda big and the jimmy was small. But had a good time regardless.
There's another hot Dominicana there named Ana but she didn't do VIP. Maybe it was just me?
Then went to Pink Pony and this Cuban spinner walked up to me and grabbed my junk and said "sucky sucky fucky fucky" in my ear. Didn't speak much English. Wanted 200 plus 50 for VIP and 10 bouncer tip, but got away with 200 for everything. She went to get a condom and for about 5 min I thought I got Miami hustled but she came back. CBJ 4/10, main course 7/10 but rushed.
Had a better time at BT but spent twice as much. Both places are decent tho.
Sorry no pics.Definitely not a fan of VIP service. I never did it. The prices are so damn high. I try to get some chemistry to get them out the club, for no rush and room charge. Booby Trap Doral has some nice looking girls, but the tip me for my dance shit gets on my nerves. Never liked Pink Pony. I typically go to the clubs in Broward. More bang for your buck. Still waiting for Pink Pony to opening up in Pompano. It's supposed to rival Tootsies. That is not hard to do. The talent dropped off dramatically. They still have the best sports bar and drink specials in all of FL though.
Member #4860
05-24-13, 00:21
Holy Moses! For that kind of money you could have had yourself a two hour orgy with a couple of top notch Indi or Escort Service girls complete with a lesbo eat-in and Big Lou thrown in just to sweeten things up real good LOL! What are you kidding me? I know I'm known as a cheap monger bastard, but that kind of money for VIPs and such just seems like a waste of mongering resources. But let me just issue the disclaimer: nothing wrong with it if you're willing to spend it and it turns you on.
Went to Booby Trap in Doral the other day met a hot piece from Lebanon, nice T&A, forgot her name, but really great personality. 200 damage plus 80? For VIP. 10 for the bouncer. 10 for the jimmy (BYO). Don't ask for a dance cause she'll take you to the dance area which isn't the same as VIP. Wasted 75 in there. In VIP CBJ 6/10, but she was kinda rushing cause she wanted to get to the main course, and she mentioned it was slow and she hadn't done VIP for a while so she was eager. 8/10 main course, I'm kinda big and the jimmy was small. But had a good time regardless.
There's another hot Dominicana there named Ana but she didn't do VIP. Maybe it was just me?
Then went to Pink Pony and this Cuban spinner walked up to me and grabbed my junk and said "sucky sucky fucky fucky" in my ear. Didn't speak much English. Wanted 200 plus 50 for VIP and 10 bouncer tip, but got away with 200 for everything. She went to get a condom and for about 5 min I thought I got Miami hustled but she came back. CBJ 4/10, main course 7/10 but rushed.
Had a better time at BT but spent twice as much. Both places are decent tho.
Sorry no pics.
SweetMoses
05-24-13, 10:50
Holy Moses! For that kind of money you could have had yourself a two hour orgy with a couple of top notch Indi or Escort Service girls complete with a lesbo eat-in and Big Lou thrown in just to sweeten things up real good LOL! What are you kidding me? I know I'm known as a cheap monger bastard, but that kind of money for VIPs and such just seems like a waste of mongering resources. But let me just issue the disclaimer: nothing wrong with it if you're willing to spend it and it turns you on.My problem with escort service girls is you don't really know what you're getting and the hotel room transaction is awkward to me. At a club I can see a bunch of girls dance and see how they work it and if our chemistry is cool before I pull the trigger. On BP you're just picking a photo and I've picked wrong several times. It's like ordering online vs. Buying from the store.
I usually only get pornstar escorts because I've seen their work. But that's at least 500 a pop so it's not doable all the time. My best experience ever actually was a pornstar in a strip club. You are a cheap bastard, but that's why I'm here for you seniors to help me out! I'm definitely a dirty monger and I'm going out tonight so I'll have another report tomorrow.
Member #4860
05-25-13, 00:15
Which I have made before. There is nothing like sampling or inspecting the goods before consumption. But that being said, if you do your research, get trusted references, and identify a small group of high quality hoes you can keep in reserve, it'll save you money down the road which means you'll have more funds to get laid more. But you don't even need to go thru all that trouble. In your case the best strategy is to go for the take out angle with the strippers you really like. Most strippers will go for this if the chemistry is there and the price is right, but you'll save yourself all the VIP and House bullshit. That approach worked for me in the past, so I recommend it. Try it and let us know how it goes. Just trying to help you out here.
My problem with escort service girls is you don't really know what you're getting and the hotel room transaction is awkward to me. At a club I can see a bunch of girls dance and see how they work it and if our chemistry is cool before I pull the trigger. On BP you're just picking a photo and I've picked wrong several times. It's like ordering online vs. Buying from the store.
I usually only get pornstar escorts because I've seen their work. But that's at least 500 a pop so it's not doable all the time. My best experience ever actually was a pornstar in a strip club. You are a cheap bastard, but that's why I'm here for you seniors to help me out! I'm definitely a dirty monger and I'm going out tonight so I'll have another report tomorrow.
Tonight after a long, hard weekatwork & school I passed By Stonewalls to let go some stress. I saw this short petite spinner type girl. Her stripper name is Chiquita. We talked for a little, and she has cool personality but then again her job is to get $ from my pocket. She's smart, beautiful, young, and a awesome dancer. Did a few lap dances which were amazing, and went the extra mile. I wanted to take her home but another guy beat me to it & I got mad & jealous & that's when I realized that I fell in love or at least fell hard for this girl. I had a great time but didn't leave home with the prize. Any advise on how to get take out? I'm new to strip clubs don't have that much experience dealing with these dancers.
Tonight after a long, hard weekatwork & school I passed By Stonewalls to let go some stress. I saw this short petite spinner type girl. Her stripper name is Chiquita. We talked for a little, and she has cool personality but then again her job is to get $ from my pocket. She's smart, beautiful, young, and a awesome dancer. Did a few lap dances which were amazing, and went the extra mile. I wanted to take her home but another guy beat me to it & I got mad & jealous & that's when I realized that I fell in love or at least fell hard for this girl. I had a great time but didn't leave home with the prize. Any advise on how to get take out? I'm new to strip clubs don't have that much experience dealing with these dancers.Based on your reports sounds like you're in / around Hialeah. Nice to see another fellow Hialeahlean on here! Getting take out from a strip club is difficult but doable. The main thing is there has to be chemistry. A lot of times the girls just simply won't do it the first time you see them. But if you see them a 2nd or 3rd time at the club your percentages of getting take out (or taking her home) increase exponentially.
Based on your reports sounds like you're in / around Hialeah. Nice to see another fellow Hialeahlean on here! Getting take out from a strip club is difficult but doable. The main thing is there has to be chemistry. A lot of times the girls just simply won't do it the first time you see them. But if you see them a 2nd or 3rd time at the club your percentages of getting take out (or taking her home) increase exponentially.I was born & raised in Hialeah I don't think I'll ever leave Hialeah. Another thing I noticed its a pricey hobby Thanks for your tip MIA305
Hit KOD last night for the first time since they opened only because a buddy wanted to watch the game there. He figured it'll be a lot of our of town girls there with little sense and he was right. While sitting looking around, there was a Female sitting directly accross from us that kept looking at us and spreading her legs open. I realized she had on no panties and I waved her over. Asked her straight up how much she wanted for some back seat action. She quoted me 3 jacks but negotiated for 10 less. This girl was a high 9 on any scale. Dark skin but Cuban from New Mexico with a KOD stripper body. Off to the car we go. BBBJ was about a 8 for about 10 min slipped cover on and onto pounding I went. Vag smelled freshly washed and was tight. Pulled out the phone and she said NO. Told her I'd give her the other 10 and she agreed. Finished off with a total time of about 30 min. Told her I was going to clean up and I'd meet her back inside to close the deal. She walked back in the club and I called my buddy and told him to get out of there because I was leaving. Left and didn't give her a cent. Felt kind of bad at first then thought about all the times my fellow mongers and the time I reported being ripped off and smiled all the way home. Posting from phone now but as soon as I get by a PC, I'll post pics.
Damn, just realized I don't have a closing signature.
Your not alone I live 5 min from stone wall.
I was born & raised in Hialeah I don't think I'll ever leave Hialeah. Another thing I noticed its a pricey hobby Thanks for your tip MIA305
Dump My Goo
05-25-13, 12:41
Hit KOD last night for the first time since they opened only because a buddy wanted to watch the game there. He figured it'll be a lot of our of town girls there with little sense and he was right. While sitting looking around, there was a Female sitting directly accross from us that kept looking at us and spreading her legs open. I realized she had on no panties and I waved her over. Asked her straight up how much she wanted for some back seat action. She quoted me 3 jacks but negotiated for 10 less. This girl was a high 9 on any scale. Dark skin but Cuban from New Mexico with a KOD stripper body. Off to the car we go. BBBJ was about a 8 for about 10 min slipped cover on and onto pounding I went. Vag smelled freshly washed and was tight. Pulled out the phone and she said NO. Told her I'd give her the other 10 and she agreed. Finished off with a total time of about 30 min. Told her I was going to clean up and I'd meet her back inside to close the deal. She walked back in the club and I called my buddy and told him to get out of there because I was leaving. Left and didn't give her a cent. Felt kind of bad at first then thought about all the times my fellow mongers and the time I reported being ripped off and smiled all the way home. Posting from phone now but as soon as I get by a PC, I'll post pics.
Damn, just realized I don't have a closing signature.You're a dick! So because other women have ripped off other guys and other women have ripped off you. You think it's justified to rip off her? She gave you a good time for $60 and you can't give it to her? Sorry man you're a dick.
BBC305 don't even think about flaming back on this, not paying providers is the height of douchebaggery. Just take your lumps and learn your lessons.
A2
Member #4860
05-25-13, 14:52
Is that you forget about it! Jack off, get a BP girl, run for the hills, whatever. Or, pay the price, fuck the shit out of her and get it out of your system. Falling in love with a stripper is a big no-no. Your objective should be to fuck her, but there will be a cost, and you should be prepared to pay it if you're thinking with your big head. Should little head prevail you will pay the price unless she, having gained the advantage, decides to spare you the misery LOL! But I don't think you want to be at the mercy of a stripper. Just my two worthless cents buddy.
Tonight after a long, hard weekatwork & school I passed By Stonewalls to let go some stress. I saw this short petite spinner type girl. Her stripper name is Chiquita. We talked for a little, and she has cool personality but then again her job is to get $ from my pocket. She's smart, beautiful, young, and a awesome dancer. Did a few lap dances which were amazing, and went the extra mile. I wanted to take her home but another guy beat me to it & I got mad & jealous & that's when I realized that I fell in love or at least fell hard for this girl. I had a great time but didn't leave home with the prize. Any advise on how to get take out? I'm new to strip clubs don't have that much experience dealing with these dancers.
Is that you forget about it! Jack off, get a BP girl, run for the hills, whatever. Or, pay the price, fuck the shit out of her and get it out of your system. Falling in love with a stripper is a big no-no. Your objective should be to fuck her, but there will be a cost, and you should be prepared to pay it if you're thinking with your big head. Should little head prevail you will pay the price unless she, having gained the advantage, decides to spare you the misery LOL! But I don't think you want to be at the mercy of a stripper. Just my two worthless cents buddy.Mundo she no longer works at the club because of some drama with another dancer which sucked because I wanted to see her again for take out & take her out of my system.
My problem with escort service girls is you don't really know what you're getting and the hotel room transaction is awkward to me. At a club I can see a bunch of girls dance and see how they work it and if our chemistry is cool before I pull the trigger. On BP you're just picking a photo and I've picked wrong several times. It's like ordering online vs. Buying from the store.
I usually only get pornstar escorts because I've seen their work. But that's at least 500 a pop so it's not doable all the time. My best experience ever actually was a pornstar in a strip club. You are a cheap bastard, but that's why I'm here for you seniors to help me out! I'm definitely a dirty monger and I'm going out tonight so I'll have another report tomorrow.Totally agree here. Well except the porn star escort part. LOL This is primarily get the girls at strip clubs. You don't have to spend much to do it. I typically get a 1 dance. Talk afterwards to try to set something up outside. Weekdays is the trick. The weekend its harder because they a lot of them are making money, but it's slow during the week they typically make a deal.
Mister Roboto
05-27-13, 05:03
Holy Moses! For that kind of money you could have had yourself a two hour orgy with a couple of top notch Indi or Escort Service girls complete with a lesbo eat-in and Big Lou thrown in just to sweeten things up real good LOL! What are you kidding me? I know I'm known as a cheap monger bastard, but that kind of money for VIPs and such just seems like a waste of mongering resources. But let me just issue the disclaimer: nothing wrong with it if you're willing to spend it and it turns you on.Mundo you need to stop with the insults about Biglou. Be gone
Member #4860
05-27-13, 13:26
So Robo, are you finally admitting that you're really Lou? Why else would you defend him LOL? The truth will set you free you know.
Mundo you need to stop with the insults about Biglou. Be gone
Normal Guy
05-28-13, 00:45
I have found some really fun places on NW 7th Street. There is a little strip with a bunch of them, mostly with signs that say Sports Bar. Between the stadium and east of 27th.
Joseph's is open 24 hours. Lots of girls in stick-shift mode.
There is another place called the Bowl Bar directly across from the stadium. Worth a visit. (The bartender gave my girl a stack of napkins and a wedge of lemon to wash her hands with after chatting with me for a while. I love it.)
These places, the girls drinks are $14 and yours is $4. Think of it as a jukebox, or like a lap dance, only different. They will guzzle you dry unless you politely ask them to drink "with you" and not take advantage by drinking faster than you. They get paid $5 or $10 per drink you buy them.
Also MOST of them are not very pretty. Some are dazzling. But most are not. But what they lack in looks, they make up in eagerness to please and plain ol' Latina Cariņo that no one else has, anywhere in the world.
Your odds climb if you can speak at least some Spanish. It is also not great for non-smokers. Like the song says, The Things We Do For Love.
Hint: pick one that is wearing a skirt or a dress.
If you find a good girl or a good place, please let me know. PM is best.
Enjoy.
Norm
Normal Guy
05-28-13, 00:51
Left and didn't give her a cent.Not a nice thing to do. That does not make it even for times they rip us off, it just makes them feel justified in doing so. That's why girls want money up front and do the nervous things that ruins it for the rest of us. She'll treat the next few guys badly because of you.
Karma is always watching.
Why not make her day and make a point to find her again and pay up. It will reinforce her trust in mankind.
N.
Normal Guy
05-28-13, 00:57
that's when I realized that I fell in love or at least fell hard for this girl. I had a great time but didn't leave home with the prize. Any advise on how to get take out? I'm new to strip clubs don't have that much experience dealing with these dancers.They say the best way to get over an old love is to get on top of a new one.
There are many sweeties that offset the bitches. At least you got a moment with a good one, which is better than no moment at all.
Go find a new one. But think of it as a rental car. You drive it, then take it back. You don't wash it, repair it, change its oil. You just rent it.
Norm
Dumb question but is there any touching. Can you be more specific. I am asking out of curiosity as I do not speak Spanish so I doubt I will go.
I have found some really fun places on NW 7th Street. There is a little strip with a bunch of them, mostly with signs that say Sports Bar. Between the stadium and east of 27th.
Joseph's is open 24 hours. Lots of girls in stick-shift mode.
There is another place called the Bowl Bar directly across from the stadium. Worth a visit. (The bartender gave my girl a stack of napkins and a wedge of lemon to wash her hands with after chatting with me for a while. I love it.)
These places, the girls drinks are $14 and yours is $4. Think of it as a jukebox, or like a lap dance, only different. They will guzzle you dry unless you politely ask them to drink "with you" and not take advantage by drinking faster than you. They get paid $5 or $10 per drink you buy them.
Also MOST of them are not very pretty. Some are dazzling. But most are not. But what they lack in looks, they make up in eagerness to please and plain ol' Latina Cariņo that no one else has, anywhere in the world.
Your odds climb if you can speak at least some Spanish. It is also not great for non-smokers. Like the song says, The Things We Do For Love.
Hint: pick one that is wearing a skirt or a dress.
If you find a good girl or a good place, please let me know. PM is best.
Enjoy.
Norm
Normal Guy
05-28-13, 11:36
I forgot to add. Please beware of PICK-POCKETS at these Latin drink-buy places. At Josephs I saw with my own eyes a big blonde trying to worm one finger into a guy's jeans pocket. Later in the night, he was upset about something, so I assume she got what she wanted. Also, the girls all accuse each other of pick-pocketing which is partly normal cattieness and competition, but it is enough that I believe it happens.
I tell them a story about "the other bar" where a girl stole my firend's money, and she might think that she profited a few bucks, but actually she lost money since he spends A LOT every weekend on girls, so she actually lost hundreds of dollars by pissing him off. (They get the message, and you are merely making conversation so you are not ruining the mood by making accusations.)
Anytime she leaves the table, pat your own pockets. I'd say wear something tight and hard to pick-pocket, but. It's complicated to explain.
I have found some really fun places on NW 7th Street. There is a little strip with a bunch of them, mostly with signs that say Sports Bar. Between the stadium and east of 27th.
Joseph's is open 24 hours. Lots of girls in stick-shift mode.
There is another place called the Bowl Bar directly across from the stadium. Worth a visit. (The bartender gave my girl a stack of napkins and a wedge of lemon to wash her hands with after chatting with me for a while. I love it.)
These places, the girls drinks are $14 and yours is $4. Think of it as a jukebox, or like a lap dance, only different. They will guzzle you dry unless you politely ask them to drink "with you" and not take advantage by drinking faster than you. They get paid $5 or $10 per drink you buy them.
Also MOST of them are not very pretty. Some are dazzling. But most are not. But what they lack in looks, they make up in eagerness to please and plain ol' Latina Cariņo that no one else has, anywhere in the world.
Your odds climb if you can speak at least some Spanish. It is also not great for non-smokers. Like the song says, The Things We Do For Love.
Hint: pick one that is wearing a skirt or a dress.
If you find a good girl or a good place, please let me know. PM is best.
Enjoy.
Norm
Hit KOD last night for the first time since they opened only because a buddy wanted to watch the game there. He figured it'll be a lot of our of town girls there with little sense and he was right. While sitting looking around, there was a Female sitting directly accross from us that kept looking at us and spreading her legs open. I realized she had on no panties and I waved her over. Asked her straight up how much she wanted for some back seat action. She quoted me 3 jacks but negotiated for 10 less. This girl was a high 9 on any scale. Dark skin but Cuban from New Mexico with a KOD stripper body. Off to the car we go. BBBJ was about a 8 for about 10 min slipped cover on and onto pounding I went. Vag smelled freshly washed and was tight. Pulled out the phone and she said NO. Told her I'd give her the other 10 and she agreed. Finished off with a total time of about 30 min. Told her I was going to clean up and I'd meet her back inside to close the deal. She walked back in the club and I called my buddy and told him to get out of there because I was leaving. Left and didn't give her a cent. Felt kind of bad at first then thought about all the times my fellow mongers and the time I reported being ripped off and smiled all the way home. Posting from phone now but as soon as I get by a PC, I'll post pics.
Damn, just realized I don't have a closing signature.Regardless of my feelings on not paying. Waiting for the pics! Never gotten this lucky at KOD. I should visit more often.
Just read thru some of the responses and I see that some are not content. Well let me just put you guys mind at ease and tell you a bit as to how Karma smiled down on me. Won't get into too much details but while cruising SoBe Monday afternoon, the dark Cuban female ran up to my car and banged on the window. Almost crapped myself but I let her in with my heart pounding a mile a minute and we chatted. She did say it was Fud up as to what I did but it was a lot deeper than that. She said it wasn't about money. It was about being in town, seeing something she liked and going for it. And also mentioned that I asked how much assuming she was a working girl so she just threw out a number. At that point is when I felt like an ass. Ended up asking me to come back to her room where I spent the night getting more aquatinted. But I guess all is even now since I had to pay valet 60 for overnight parking.
Member #4860
05-29-13, 13:07
Just goes to show that in life it's far better to be lucky than rich, handsome, healthy, and kind!
Just read thru some of the responses and I see that some are not content. Well let me just put you guys mind at ease and tell you a bit as to how Karma smiled down on me. Won't get into too much details but while cruising SoBe Monday afternoon, the dark Cuban female ran up to my car and banged on the window. Almost crapped myself but I let her in with my heart pounding a mile a minute and we chatted. She did say it was Fud up as to what I did but it was a lot deeper than that. She said it wasn't about money. It was about being in town, seeing something she liked and going for it. And also mentioned that I asked how much assuming she was a working girl so she just threw out a number. At that point is when I felt like an ass. Ended up asking me to come back to her room where I spent the night getting more aquatinted. But I guess all is even now since I had to pay valet 60 for overnight parking.
TrollingFor
05-29-13, 13:24
So this is a regular bar with hookers working for them? Where else are there bars like this? I haven't found one of these in Florida yet and would like to check one out.
I have drove past Bowl Bar and never gave it a second look, where is Joseph's? Are they safe for a middle aged white guy to go? Are they all Spanish or a few white and ebony girls mixed in?
Thanks,
Trollin
I have found some really fun places on NW 7th Street. There is a little strip with a bunch of them, mostly with signs that say Sports Bar. Between the stadium and east of 27th.
Joseph's is open 24 hours. Lots of girls in stick-shift mode.
There is another place called the Bowl Bar directly across from the stadium. Worth a visit. (The bartender gave my girl a stack of napkins and a wedge of lemon to wash her hands with after chatting with me for a while. I love it.)
These places, the girls drinks are $14 and yours is $4. Think of it as a jukebox, or like a lap dance, only different. They will guzzle you dry unless you politely ask them to drink "with you" and not take advantage by drinking faster than you. They get paid $5 or $10 per drink you buy them.
Also MOST of them are not very pretty. Some are dazzling. But most are not. But what they lack in looks, they make up in eagerness to please and plain ol' Latina Cariņo that no one else has, anywhere in the world.
Your odds climb if you can speak at least some Spanish. It is also not great for non-smokers. Like the song says, The Things We Do For Love.
Hint: pick one that is wearing a skirt or a dress.
If you find a good girl or a good place, please let me know. PM is best.
Enjoy.
Norm
Member #4860
05-29-13, 16:35
Dude, quit dreaming. No such thing as a bar with hookers in South Florida. If it existed it'd be closed down in no time flat. What Norm is describing is just another vehicle to meet women and if you're charming, good looking, smell clean, and willing to spend money (like Norm) you may just get lucky and end up bedding one of the women. But make no mistake, the women are there to extract your cash not to offer sexual services as that would be illegal. Nor are there any VIP or Champagne Rooms to speak of where you could do the deed. What ever sexual services you end up getting would be on a take out basis, just like at a strip club except that we all know what else goes on at strip clubs LOL.
So this is a regular bar with hookers working for them? Where else are there bars like this? I haven't found one of these in Florida yet and would like to check one out.
I have drove past Bowl Bar and never gave it a second look, where is Joseph's? Are they safe for a middle aged white guy to go? Are they all Spanish or a few white and ebony girls mixed in?
Thanks,
Trollin
Mister Roboto
05-30-13, 00:44
You don't have proof that he's lou or I am so eat it. Anyways Josephs is a sports bar not a bar where you pick up spanish girls and they get $10 each drink. That's so 80s and 90s. That shit is long gone trust me.
ChillinFlorida
05-30-13, 00:45
You're a dick! So because other women have ripped off other guys and other women have ripped off you. You think it's justified to rip off her? She gave you a good time for $60 and you can't give it to her? Sorry man you're a dick.
BBC305 don't even think about flaming back on this, not paying providers is the height of douchebaggery. Just take your lumps and learn your lessons.
A2That was stupid and not cool. She was hot and gave you a hot time. $60 for 30 and because others have been ripped off you take it out on her? Thumbs down.
Member #4860
05-30-13, 12:18
Hey Robo LOUSER Lou, how come it says "Alias for BigLou" right under your Mr. Roboto handle right in this forum? LMAO! There is no worse blind man than he who refuses to see!
You don't have proof that he's lou or I am so eat it. Anyways Josephs is a sports bar not a bar where you pick up spanish girls and they get $10 each drink. That's so 80s and 90s. That shit is long gone trust me.
You don't have proof that he's lou or I am so eat it. Anyways Josephs is a sports bar not a bar where you pick up spanish girls and they get $10 each drink. That's so 80s and 90s. That shit is long gone trust me.What a MORON! You'll never learn will you BIG LOSER!
Hey Robo LOUSER Lou, how come it says "Alias for BigLou" right under your Mr. Roboto handle right in this forum? LMAO! There is no worse blind man than he who refuses to see!Ok I haven't been on here long, but I got to ask. What is the deal with the Louser, loser or what ever this dude is? I know I read one report that made absolutely no sense. Something about strip club Stilettos. He was talking about food and gas prices. I was like WTF? I was just wondering what the deal was.
Member #4860
05-31-13, 00:07
Big Lou is actually a pretty nice guy, but I suppose he tries to cover up his history with different aliases but inevitably gets called out by those of us who know him, or know of him, or can instantly recognize his rambling style, and even by Jackson himself LOL. It's kind of a running inside joke and I guess Lou just likes to play along with it. Basically, the more he tries to hide, the more we rat him out, but it's all in good fun and nothing personal.
Ok I haven't been on here long, but I got to ask. What is the deal with the Louser, loser or what ever this dude is? I know I read one report that made absolutely no sense. Something about strip club Stilettos. He was talking about food and gas prices. I was like WTF? I was just wondering what the deal was.
FrankieFastNut
05-31-13, 01:39
There is this bar on 107th ave and SW 40th st (Bird Road) its really small, it is mostly spanish (a mexican bar). A good time to go is fridays or weekends around 1am. The girls are pretty ugly and they walk up to your table asking you to buy them a drink. Their drink is $10 your drink is $3-$4 but after you buy them a couple of rounds they ask you if want to dance with them or if you want to leave the bar with them. Don't know their rates but they were pretty ugly the last time I went. I just bought the girl a drink and told them to leave me alone.
Other bars that do the same thing are on SW 56th st and 108th ave by the 7-11. (must warn you that this is a dangerous bar known for stabbings, fights, and one murder). Central American Girls come up to you and ask for drinks.
The bar on Coral Way (SW 24th st and 97th ave called Rancho Chico Restaurant. Usually Fridays and Saturdays around 2am to 3am you will find some Cuban girls asking you to buy them drinks. I was offered a $50 BJ in the restroom which I declined. One drunk Cuban guy told me that that very same girl has gone for $20 for the BJ ("mamada" in spanish). There is even a stripper pole in there where some girls get on stage and dance. But no nudity though.
I'm sure there are plenty other bars that run the same operation. I haven't been to the sports bars mentioned before but its overall mechanics does sound very similar the ones I just mentioned.
If you're American you will be the center of attention. I walked into these bars a couple of times with my buds and it felt like all the attention was on us. They get suspicious and think that you are police. So just play it cool, and scope it out. Try not to hit on anyone's girlfriend too LOL
Normal Guy
05-31-13, 22:19
Central American Girls come up to you and ask for drinks.I noticed that there are a lot of Central American girls at the places I mentioned. Honduras, etc. Maybe they imported the custom here.
Normal Guy
05-31-13, 22:31
Gone, kaput, an ex-parrot.
I (and others on the board) speculated they were headed underwater.
Sad. It was nice to have a place in Miami Beach for fun, but it was not managed well. Girls showed up if and when they wanted. Half the time there was nothing there at all. Weeknights closed. Too bad. The upstairs is the best VIP I have ever seen. Like a fairytale princess's bedroom chambers.
N.
For those of you that go to pink pony in Doral may want to catch the one in Pompano. I went there Friday. Must say they did a good job building it. Everything looks posh.
They are new so I will wait another month before I go again. The talent isn't there yet at least in the early evening. It's definitely going to be apart of my tour when I go up that way
There is this bar on 107th ave and SW 40th st (Bird Road) its really small, it is mostly spanish (a mexican bar).Hey Frankie,
Where is this place on Bird Road you speak of? I live around the corner and have never seen anything at that intersection besides Pep Boys, Checkers and the gas station.
Thanks,
Jack
Hey Frankie,
Where is this place on Bird Road you speak of? I live around the corner and have never seen anything at that intersection besides Pep Boys, Checkers and the gas station.
Thanks,
JackIts in the strip mall near the apartment complex next to the gas station you are referring to, on the north side of bird road. Correct Frankie?
I used to frequent one of these types of establishments back in my late teen early twenties. Off 27th ave, NW near 30something street. There used to be an auto parts place on the corner, and next to it there used to be this dive bar where you'd walk in, get a cold beer for yourself, back then a buck and change, and chat around with the girlies. Mostly latina women, they'd hang out in the back room where the pool tables and restrooms were. If you caught their eye, they'd come up to you, a conversation and drinks were had along with a bit of negotiating. Had plenty of FS in my car as well as BBJ in the restrooms, which would never cross my mind nowadays. Pretty skeevy type of place. Just how some of us like it! I remember getting into a few brawls, giving and getting quite a few lumps, as you'd have to deal with plenty of drunkards. Ah to be young, dumb and full of cum.
FrankieFastNut
06-06-13, 01:32
Hey Frankie,
Where is this place on Bird Road you speak of? I live around the corner and have never seen anything at that intersection besides Pep Boys, Checkers and the gas station.
Thanks,
JackIt is on the north side of bird road (Pizza Hut side) and its right next to the gas station. I think it is called "La Fiesta Mexicana". Go on a Friday or Saturday around 1am to scope it out, have a Modelo or Corona by the bar and after a few minutes you will get approached by some ugly chicks asking you to buy them drinks. Some nights there are girls waiting outside the bar, they could be lookouts for police or just girls sending a message that the bar is popping.
FrankieFastNut
06-06-13, 01:36
Its in the strip mall near the apartment complex next to the gas station you are referring to, on the north side of bird road. Correct Frankie?
Get a cold beer for yourself, back then a buck and change, and chat around with the girlies. Mostly latina women, they'd hang out in the back room where the pool tables and restrooms were. If you caught their eye, they'd come up to you, a conversation and drinks were had along with a bit of negotiating. Had plenty of FS in my car as well as BBJ in the restrooms. Ah to be young, dumb and full of cum.Yeah thats the place. My friends also know of similar bars with this type of system. I will collect more info on the locations and wheter or not they are worth going to.
I do not believe this club will be back.
Looped through on the way to 14th Ave stroll and pretty much all of it has been demo'd. Yup! Nothing left but two or three exterior walls. I know there was speak of remodeling, but there ain't no way anyone in their right mind would put the kind of cash that a roof-off foundation-up rebuild that's going on here.
No sweat of my brow. Goldrush was always one of the lamest excuses for a SC that I have ever paid cover to enter. The dancers were always desperate and this place was always trying to extract maximum $ from patron's pockets. No value whatsoever.
It's amazing that there isn't a decent SC to tuck into and down a few whilst chatting to a sweet titty dancer in the central downtown area.
I do not believe this club will be back.
Looped through on the way to 14th Ave stroll and pretty much all of it has been demo'd. Yup! Nothing left but two or three exterior walls. I know there was speak of remodeling, but there ain't no way anyone in their right mind would put the kind of cash that a roof-off foundation-up rebuild that's going on here.
No sweat of my brow. Goldrush was always one of the lamest excuses for a SC that I have ever paid cover to enter. The dancers were always desperate and this place was always trying to extract maximum $ from patron's pockets. No value whatsoever.
It's amazing that there isn't a decent SC to tuck into and down a few whilst chatting to a sweet titty dancer in the central downtown area.One of the bartenders from Gold Rush is now at Tootsies. She says that there are new owners and they are renovating. Doesn't matter to me, I think that place was a complete rip off. Anybody charging above $10 cover. I'm not going in. Actually I rarely pay cover, because I would rather come in right before they start charging. I stay away from clubs that charge for parking also.
I went to Gold rush once. That's all I needed. I think it was 20 at the door. The dances were $25 wide open for everybody to see and it was $150 or something crazy like that to be more private. No fucking thank you. LOL I don't see how people get raped for their money like that at these clubs.
Normal Guy
06-10-13, 23:26
Gone, kaput, an ex-parrot.
I (and others on the board) speculated they were headed underwater.
Sad. It was nice to have a place in Miami Beach for fun, but it was not managed well. Girls showed up if and when they wanted. Half the time there was nothing there at all. Weeknights closed. Too bad. The upstairs is the best VIP I have ever seen. Like a fairytale princess's bedroom chambers.
N.Rumor has it the manager (not the owner) will re-open. Who knows
FrankieFastNut
06-11-13, 13:13
One of the bartenders from Gold Rush is now at Tootsies. She says that there are new owners and they are renovating. Doesn't matter to me, I think that place was a complete rip off. Anybody charging above $10 cover. I'm not going in. Actually I rarely pay cover, because I would rather come in right before they start charging. I stay away from clubs that charge for parking also.
I went to Gold rush once. That's all I needed. I think it was 20 at the door. The dances were $25 wide open for everybody to see and it was $150 or something crazy like that to be more private. No fucking thank you. LOL I don't see how people get raped for their money like that at these clubs.I went to Gold Rush about 6months ago back in December of 2012 for my brothers Bday, We were a group of about 4 dudes and we all had to pay $20 to get in. Also had to pay for metered parking unless you want to park in those lots that charge $10- $15 maybe even $20 depending on the event. At the door they recommended we get a bottle and sit at the VIP area for $400. We all declined because a bottle of Jack should not equal anywhere near $400. So we sat by the stage (the only positive thing about this club is that the gils do not go up to you asking for tips like at BT's, PT's, Playmates, Showgirls, etc.)
Nonetheless there was a lady who kept going around offering massages for $20 for like 10minutes. The girls were not that impressive at all but my brother found a girl he liked and he took her back for a couple of lapdances. Some british chick with fake tits. 4 songs later he dropped $100 on her and was asking about our opinion for the champage room. He said $75 for the room and $250 for the girl. We told him that its his bday and we would cover it but the price is super inflated, even a Corona ran me $8. Screw that place we drove off to Porkys Strip Club in Hialeah where the girls are easier and offer take out.
The new Gold Rush needs to lower their prices if they want to see any revenue from the locals. At least give locals and Miami residents a discount like they do at Theme Parks.
I went to Gold Rush about 6months ago back in December of 2012 for my brothers Bday, We were a group of about 4 dudes and we all had to pay $20 to get in. Also had to pay for metered parking unless you want to park in those lots that charge $10- $15 maybe even $20 depending on the event. At the door they recommended we get a bottle and sit at the VIP area for $400. We all declined because a bottle of Jack should not equal anywhere near $400. So we sat by the stage (the only positive thing about this club is that the gils do not go up to you asking for tips like at BT's, PT's, Playmates, Showgirls, etc.)
Nonetheless there was a lady who kept going around offering massages for $20 for like 10minutes. The girls were not that impressive at all but my brother found a girl he liked and he took her back for a couple of lapdances. Some british chick with fake tits. 4 songs later he dropped $100 on her and was asking about our opinion for the champage room. He said $75 for the room and $250 for the girl. We told him that its his bday and we would cover it but the price is super inflated, even a Corona ran me $8. Screw that place we drove off to Porkys Strip Club in Hialeah where the girls are easier and offer take out.
The new Gold Rush needs to lower their prices if they want to see any revenue from the locals. At least give locals and Miami residents a discount like they do at Theme Parks.This is the reason why I don't do Miami clubs. This is the reason why a lot of clubs fold, to re-open as another name and do the same thing. It's moronic. I would for somebody to explain to me why Ft. Lauderdale is so different from Miami as far as strip clubs. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the fact that they don't ask for tips like they do in Miami. One girl told me that they consider it begging. Use your skill to get money from the patrons, don't be a bum. My pockets are so much fuller when I leave a strip club in Lodi and I get way more action. To me the girls look much better because a lot are natural and of different ethnicity. Miami clubs offer pretty much majority Cuban girls for the most part.
Miami strip clubs nickel and dime you to damn much. Pay for parking, pay to get in, pay tips, get watered drinks. I will say Tootsies will always go to. It's like my Cheers type bar. Yeah I think of it as a bar now that has naked chics. The talent has deteriorated once they ICE problems. No more Colombiana and Venezuelans. Yes more white cubans. I digress. They still have the best drink specials and the best sports bar in Dade. Other than Tootsies I don't even really bother. Unless I get a free pass to a club.
FrankieFastNut
06-12-13, 00:14
This is the reason why I don't do Miami clubs. I would for somebody to explain to me why Ft. Lauderdale is so different from Miami as far as strip clubs. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the fact that they don't ask for tips like they do in Miami. My pockets are so much fuller when I leave a strip club in Lodi and I get way more action. To me the girls look much better because a lot are natural and of different ethnicity. Miami clubs offer pretty much majority Cuban girls for the most part.I agree and Cuban girls are not only money hungry but they have attitudes when you don't tip them. I have gone to every club here in Miami and Hialeah- BT's Doral, BT's Sunset, Stir Crazy, Pink Pony, Gold Rush, Madonna's, Playmates, Showgirls, Bare Necessity, Bottoms Up, Stonewall, Porkys, Spotlight, Kisses Club, Deans Gold, Stilettos, and PT's.
Thinking about Wonderland but it is also super inflated as far as price.
I have been to Scarlettes and Tootsies and I have noticed that the environment and girls are amazing!
What clubs in Ft. Lauderdale do you recommend? Keep in mind that I am willing to take the 35-45min drive to Ft. Lauderdale as long as the cub is worth it. Oh yeah and I'm not into black girls or the urban scene so don't recommend King of Diamond type clubs please.
I can't wait to check out Wet Gentlemens Club here in Miami whenever they open up
Very Scary
06-12-13, 02:05
Anyone been to the new strip club in Hialeah, Bellas Cabaret. I saw an ad for it on a cab. Can't find much info on them online because their website isn't done.
885 SE 14th St, Hialeah,
https://twitter.com/bellascabaret
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bellas-Cabaret/173489169475887
Mr Clubberman
06-12-13, 07:08
Anyone been to the new strip club in Hialeah, Bellas Cabaret. I saw an ad for it on a cab. Can't find much info on them online because their website isn't done.
885 SE 14th St, Hialeah,
https://twitter.com/bellascabaret
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Bellas-Cabaret/173489169475887I don't usually club that far north, but that sounds about the same area as Porky's. Might they be one and the same?
I don't usually club that far north, but that sounds about the same area as Porky's. Might they be one and the same?I guess new name for Porky's.
Very Scary
06-12-13, 11:57
I don't usually club that far north, but that sounds about the same area as Porky's. Might they be one and the same?Porky's? Isn't that the one by the Home Depot in the airport area. The one near the old club Pink Pussycat?
Saw it a couple of nights ago while at Presidente right next door.
Saw it a couple of nights ago while at Presidente right next door.Just like I said. Open, close down to re-open under another name and so the same shit. Smh.
I agree and Cuban girls are not only money hungry but they have attitudes when you don't tip them. I have gone to every club here in Miami and Hialeah- BT's Doral, BT's Sunset, Stir Crazy, Pink Pony, Gold Rush, Madonna's, Playmates, Showgirls, Bare Necessity, Bottoms Up, Stonewall, Porkys, Spotlight, Kisses Club, Deans Gold, Stilettos, and PT's.
Thinking about Wonderland but it is also super inflated as far as price.
I have been to Scarlettes and Tootsies and I have noticed that the environment and girls are amazing!
What clubs in Ft. Lauderdale do you recommend? Keep in mind that I am willing to take the 35-45min drive to Ft. Lauderdale as long as the cub is worth it. Oh yeah and I'm not into black girls or the urban scene so don't recommend King of Diamond type clubs please.
I can't wait to check out Wet Gentlemens Club here in Miami whenever they open upThe beautiful part about Ft. Lauderdale is Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls, BT's, and the new Pink Pony is all in the same vicinity. Miami you have to go from part of town to the next for strip clubs. This allows you to club hop. I usually go to all of them. BT's has the worse talent. But I am a daytime kind of guy so they are all free when I go. The are all free until 7. I forgot you do have to pay for parking at all except Pink Pony's. I'm not going to cry over $1 though, beats paying $5 or more.
The best one is Diamond Dolls you have every ethnicity there. I was really surprised how Ft. Lauderdale changed over the years. Used to be mostly white, but now you can get which every flavor you want. They give great dances and extras. There is take out. YMMV though.
Club Wet will be the same as the rest. All Cuban for the most part. Tip for my dance, with watered down drinks. I may pop my head in one time when I'm bored.
Mr Clubberman
06-13-13, 10:08
The beautiful part about Ft. Lauderdale is Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls, BT's, and the new Pink Pony is all in the same vicinity. Miami you have to go from part of town to the next for strip clubs. This allows you to club hop. I usually go to all of them. BT's has the worse talent. But I am a daytime kind of guy so they are all free when I go. The are all free until 7. I forgot you do have to pay for parking at all except Pink Pony's. I'm not going to cry over $1 though, beats paying $5 or more.
The best one is Diamond Dolls you have every ethnicity there. I was really surprised how Ft. Lauderdale changed over the years. Used to be mostly white, but now you can get which every flavor you want. They give great dances and extras. There is take out. YMMV though.
Club Wet will be the same as the rest. All Cuban for the most part. Tip for my dance, with watered down drinks. I may pop my head in one time when I'm bored.I haven't gone that far north in some time, but I have to agree with your choice of "Diamond Dolls". I'm made about 3-4 trips there and each has been very enjoyable."Cheetah's" I visited many times lots of years ago and it was very enjoyable, but don't have any even remotely recent visits to evaluate it.
I haven't gone that far north in some time, but I have to agree with your choice of "Diamond Dolls". I'm made about 3-4 trips there and each has been very enjoyable."Cheetah's" I visited many times lots of years ago and it was very enjoyable, but don't have any even remotely recent visits to evaluate it.
I just wish Tootsies was not the only club in Miami that doesn't do that tip shit. I would like to be closer, but I found away to get up there in 25 minutes. For me the Turnpike is better than 95. It's worth the trip. I never been disappointed. Cheetahs is good, but Diamond Doll just takes the cake. I mean I always have fun there. I think Pink Pony will be another that will be good. They are too new so I will just wait a good month before returning.
Very Scary
06-13-13, 18:46
I just wish Tootsies was not the only club in Miami that doesn't do that tip shit. I would like to be closer, but I found away to get up there in 25 minutes. For me the Turnpike is better than 95. It's worth the trip. I never been disappointed. Cheetahs is good, but Diamond Doll just takes the cake. I mean I always have fun there. I think Pink Pony will be another that will be good. They are too new so I will just wait a good month before returning.It's not the only clubs like that in Miami. I know Dean's Gold doesn't ask for tips. There's probably others but I haven't been to a lot.
King of Diamonds but that's not my type of club.
Mr Clubberman
06-13-13, 18:58
I just wish Tootsies was not the only club in Miami that doesn't do that tip shit. I would like to be closer, but I found away to get up there in 25 minutes. For me the Turnpike is better than 95. It's worth the trip. I never been disappointed. Cheetahs is good, but Diamond Doll just takes the cake. I mean I always have fun there. I think Pink Pony will be another that will be good. They are too new so I will just wait a good month before returning.Takes me 25 minutes to get to Miami on a good day! . I am out near the East Everglades.
FrankieFastNut
06-14-13, 20:04
Takes me 25 minutes to get to Miami on a good day! . I am out near the East Everglades.Going to Diamond Dolls tonight, ill write about it in the morning Thanks!
It's not the only clubs like that in Miami. I know Dean's Gold doesn't ask for tips. There's probably others but I haven't been to a lot.
King of Diamonds but that's not my type of club.Ok Deans gold and Tootsies are the only ones. Dean's Gold is not that mixed and the dances are out in open. Not my kind of club There pretty much in the same area. North Miami. You go down South and all of the beg for tips. So let's say 98% of the clubs of Miami do it. It's a total turn off. If you are looking and drinking for the one you want, it is possible that you could be out of $20 or more depending how long you are there. It's aggravating. Tootsies is the only one I go to even though the talent has dropped bad. The drink specials and sports bar are awesome. No better place to watch the game IMO.
KOD is not my kind of club at ALL! They don't beg for tips because some idiot is going to make it rain for her just shaking her ass. Smdh.
Takes me 25 minutes to get to Miami on a good day! . I am out near the East Everglades.Ouch that is far. I'm a Saturday guy so when I hit the turnpike up to Lodi it's not long at all. Of course it probably be a 45 to an hour ride on a weekday.
FrankieFastNut
06-16-13, 21:38
I get to Playmates around 4:30am about 30min before closing. I had left club Space with some blue balls so I was ready to drop $$$ for some stress relief. I saw a dark haired Cuban about 5'5' 120lbs fake ass, natural B cup tits and fake lips. She only spoke spanish. I got some lapdances and told her that I would like some company after playmates close.
She agreed and quoted me $200 for takeout.
I wait for her call outside of Playmates, and she comes out with one of her cuban friend with the same body just with fake double the's!
She says to follow her car to a motel on 8th st.
We get there I paid $25 for the room and she said that her friend is down to play too. I paid $400 for the hour to get 2 girls.
I started off with an amzing CBJ from one girl as the other was licking on the sack.
Then they decided to give me a dyke show. They really went at it hard! Very slippery show if you know what I mean.
Then the big chested girl tells me to start her off mish, as her friend was licking on her tits.
After some hard drilling her friend takes off my rubber and puts a new one on me for her turn. So she bends over doggie and I start K9ing as she eats her friend.
She then goes on top of me and starts riding me cwgirl as her friend has her huge tits in my face to suck on.
I finish off in reverse cowgirl and was told to call them again this Friday to go out to a dance club and then for some fun after.
I'll post another review after this Friday hopefully with pics of these girls in their clubbing outfits, but if they want more $$$ which I'm pretty sure they do they can Get To Stepping because I do not want to invest too much money on strippers every week.
Normal Guy
06-17-13, 10:42
It's been a while since I went to BTs and forgot how much fun it was. Lots of girls, most are very hot, all-nude, and they walk up and just grab your handlebar as a way of saying hello. Not all do this, but enough do and I use that as a screening device for other things. It is dead before 11, which can actually be good when there are less customers.
There is a LOT of "Can I have a dollar for my dance?" which is a downer.
I had an absolutely perfect glass of bubbly in the VIP with Jenna. Petite, natural body, half Peruvian half Cuban, all cute. Well, actually except for her personality, there was no bubbly back there.
5 house, $$ tip (I thinkkkkkkkkkk that might be negotiable with some girls, but not all.)
Another very friendly prospect is Emily, who is on my shopping list for next time. The handlebar-hello can actually be fun if you stretch it out for a while. They want you to say yes right away, but the longer you drag out your answer the longer they try to pursuade you, which can be fun!
I would return and see Jenna again. There is another very thin Cubana named Emily that is also on my shopping list. There is one other, but I forget her name. She only spoke Spanish, had golden colored skin like Cleopatra with long straight light brown haiir, and blue-green eyes like a cat (probably contacts) , fake boobs, but nice ones.
N.
Member #4860
06-17-13, 15:22
Norm, good report as usual. I haven't been in that area in a long time but will now check it out again. Speaking of which, there is this place called Kisses a bit further south from there about a block west of Dixie Hwy on 87th Ave called Kisses. Do you know of the place and have you been there? Any other feedback from anyone else would be welcome.
It's been a while since I went to BTs and forgot how much fun it was. Lots of girls, most are very hot, all-nude, and they walk up and just grab your handlebar as a way of saying hello. Not all do this, but enough do and I use that as a screening device for other things. It is dead before 11, which can actually be good when there are less customers.
There is a LOT of "Can I have a dollar for my dance?" which is a downer.
I had an absolutely perfect glass of bubbly in the VIP with Jenna. Petite, natural body, half Peruvian half Cuban, all cute. Well, actually except for her personality, there was no bubbly back there.
5 house, $$ tip (I thinkkkkkkkkkk that might be negotiable with some girls, but not all.)
Another very friendly prospect is Emily, who is on my shopping list for next time. The handlebar-hello can actually be fun if you stretch it out for a while. They want you to say yes right away, but the longer you drag out your answer the longer they try to pursuade you, which can be fun!
I would return and see Jenna again. There is another very thin Cubana named Emily that is also on my shopping list. There is one other, but I forget her name. She only spoke Spanish, had golden colored skin like Cleopatra with long straight light brown haiir, and blue-green eyes like a cat (probably contacts) , fake boobs, but nice ones.
N.
It's been a while since I went to BTs and forgot how much fun it was. Lots of girls, most are very hot, all-nude, and they walk up and just grab your handlebar as a way of saying hello. Not all do this, but enough do and I use that as a screening device for other things. It is dead before 11, which can actually be good when there are less customers.
There is a LOT of "Can I have a dollar for my dance?" which is a downer.
I had an absolutely perfect glass of bubbly in the VIP with Jenna. Petite, natural body, half Peruvian half Cuban, all cute. Well, actually except for her personality, there was no bubbly back there.
5 house, $$ tip (I thinkkkkkkkkkk that might be negotiable with some girls, but not all.)
Another very friendly prospect is Emily, who is on my shopping list for next time. The handlebar-hello can actually be fun if you stretch it out for a while. They want you to say yes right away, but the longer you drag out your answer the longer they try to pursuade you, which can be fun!
I would return and see Jenna again. There is another very thin Cubana named Emily that is also on my shopping list. There is one other, but I forget her name. She only spoke Spanish, had golden colored skin like Cleopatra with long straight light brown haiir, and blue-green eyes like a cat (probably contacts) , fake boobs, but nice ones.
N.This place was fun, but the talent started to drop. I got take out from a sexy half black / German girl a year ago. Looks like maybe it's fun again from your review. Just can't do the rooms and yes the begging for a dollar is a turn off. To be honest, this BT's is waaaay better than the Doral one as far as begging for tips. At this one, if you stand at the back bar opposite side of the stage, they typically won't come over because they figure you are not tipping.
Mister Roboto
06-17-13, 23:17
I was at Kisses Late Sat tech Sun around 3:30am for about 30min. It's mostly 90% black women. I was the only white guy there and customers were black. Men / women customers were there. Alot of black women that were customers were there. I had one corona. They had a fine selection of black women. I had a stripper that ask me for her tip twice and I didn't see her dance. I gave her $2 first and then $2 min later just to get rid of her. She wanted to do a table dance but I was suppose to meet a lady friend of mine. That stripper told me she didn't show up which was probably true since my friend told me she was inside and when I looked inside I didn't see her. I think I saw her leave but I could not pick up at the time see wanted me to since I had to meet this other chick in florida city for a 30min session. I wouldn't mind going back. For those of you that like black strippers down south and for those of you that live down south this is the place. It's better than take one and lexx or rolex. The dirty south is where its at.
Skarabajo69
06-19-13, 08:48
Is the Dominicana named Ana the one in the picture? (sorry for the pic's low quality, after all it's really dark in the club, so this is as good as it gets) I've had a couple of dreams with her in the VIP, the damage in the dream was $$ for FS, plus 70 for the room (room + bouncer tip) , CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, I've had a good time with her, but then again, YMMV.
I also had a dream with a chick from Lithuania (not Lebanon) , I believe her name is Lia or something like that, she has an awesome attitude, CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, damage in the dream was $$.5, and 70.
I don't mind spending $$ every now and then for a good time in the VIP. I may have another dream with them in the future.
Went to Booby Trap in Doral the other day met a hot piece from Lebanon, nice T&A, forgot her name, but really great personality. 200 damage plus 80? For VIP. 10 for the bouncer. 10 for the jimmy (BYO). Don't ask for a dance cause she'll take you to the dance area which isn't the same as VIP. Wasted 75 in there. In VIP CBJ 6/10, but she was kinda rushing cause she wanted to get to the main course, and she mentioned it was slow and she hadn't done VIP for a while so she was eager. 8/10 main course, I'm kinda big and the jimmy was small. But had a good time regardless.
There's another hot Dominicana there named Ana but she didn't do VIP. Maybe it was just me?
Then went to Pink Pony and this Cuban spinner walked up to me and grabbed my junk and said "sucky sucky fucky fucky" in my ear. Didn't speak much English. Wanted 200 plus 50 for VIP and 10 bouncer tip, but got away with 200 for everything. She went to get a condom and for about 5 min I thought I got Miami hustled but she came back. CBJ 4/10, main course 7/10 but rushed.
Had a better time at BT but spent twice as much. Both places are decent tho.
Sorry no pics.
Member #4650
06-19-13, 11:36
I see adverts for this place all over so I decided to stop in about a month ago. It was about 8 or 9 pm. 0.10 cover, kind of annoying but w / e. I go inside and the place is dead. There was one girl on stage that needed to do a better job of hiding her see-section scar and another butter face flirting with some guy at the bar. That's it. Two bloody girls for the whole joint? I was so taken aback that it was funny. I literally LOL. I decided to stay and see if anyone else would show. I bought an overpriced drink at the bar and sat down but too far from the stage. About 15 minutes later a very large breasted Dominican woman pops out from the back and starts chatting me up. She is pleasant enough but a little too old and heavy for my taste. After that no one else came out. I spent about 0. 30 for 45 minutes of talking to an overweight stripper and watered down drinks.
Maybe it was an off night? Idk. I'll probably give thus place one more chance during the weekend (peak hours) to see if it's any better. First impressions can be misleading and some places deserve a second chance. Unless someone here can tell me otherwise?
RookieMonger
06-19-13, 16:34
Is the Dominicana named Ana the one in the picture? (sorry for the pic's low quality, after all it's really dark in the club, so this is as good as it gets) I've had a couple of dreams with her in the VIP, the damage in the dream was $$ for FS, plus 70 for the room (room + bouncer tip) , CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, I've had a good time with her, but then again, YMMV.
I also had a dream with a chick from Lithuania (not Lebanon) , I believe her name is Lia or something like that, she has an awesome attitude, CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, damage in the dream was $$.5, and 70.
I don't mind spending $$ every now and then for a good time in the VIP. I may have another dream with them in the future.Nice shots! How do you take pics in the club without the girls knowing? The one club in Baltimore doesn't even allow cell phones with cameras in the club. Those pics look great for being taken in the club!
Is the Dominicana named Ana the one in the picture? (sorry for the pic's low quality, after all it's really dark in the club, so this is as good as it gets) I've had a couple of dreams with her in the VIP, the damage in the dream was $$ for FS, plus 70 for the room (room + bouncer tip) , CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, I've had a good time with her, but then again, YMMV.
I also had a dream with a chick from Lithuania (not Lebanon) , I believe her name is Lia or something like that, she has an awesome attitude, CBJ, multiple positions, no rush, damage in the dream was $$.5, and 70.
I don't mind spending $$ every now and then for a good time in the VIP. I may have another dream with them in the future.How the hell were you able to take pictures? I want to do that but I don't want to get kicked out. LOL
Skarabajo69
06-19-13, 20:45
How the hell were you able to take pictures? I want to do that but I don't want to get kicked out. LOLThat's a skill I have, I've been doing it for years, and I've never been caught, LOL, those pics are actually screen shots from videos I've taken.
How the hell were you able to take pictures? I want to do that but I don't want to get kicked out. LOLThere are iPhone apps that allow you to take pics and video without the screen being on. Or make sure te sound is off so it doesn't click and act like you're texting.
Normal Guy
06-20-13, 18:39
Norm, good report as usual. I haven't been in that area in a long time but will now check it out again. Speaking of which, there is this place called Kisses a bit further south from there about a block west of Dixie Hwy on 87th Ave called Kisses. Do you know of the place and have you been there? Any other feedback from anyone else would be welcome.I have never been to Kisses, but I will try it out when I am down that way. Thanks
Mr Clubberman
06-21-13, 01:31
I have never been to Kisses, but I will try it out when I am down that way. ThanksI went a few times before it was Kisses and met a dancer there who I spent some time with. Turned out I knew her mother when the palace was the Organ Grinder, many years ago.
FrankieFastNut
06-22-13, 11:48
Was at Stiletto's last night around 1am, luckily I got there in time for some feature dancer named Gia Nova, cover was $10 and drinks were $5. Gia Nova's show wasnt that bad, she had a flaming torch show and also held a cup in her ass for people to shoot dollar bills into. If you made the dollar in the cup she would take a picture with you. Apart from her show the club's girls are horrendous!
Every girl was overweight plumpers, I hate girls whose guts stick out more than their tits, that is just nasty. Out of the 10 girls that I saw there only one was ok, and one other was outstanding. The ok one had long dark hair, small tits but she was very tall with a nice ass.
The outstanding one was in a silver bikini with nice fake see-cup tits, she had a tight bikini model body and she looked colombian. Unfortunately she was hanging out with some old guy by the bar the whole night so I didn't get a chance to talk with her or even get a dance to see her rates.
Overall the girls at that club were not worth a $10 dollar cover or even a $5 cover, it should have been free entrance. I wasted my time there so I went to Porkys in hialeah and had myself a nice dream with this double the cuban woman. She was little costly at $200 but offered me an hour in the champagne room by the dj booth. Real good dream to end the nightmare at Stiletto's.
Was at Stiletto's last night around 1am, luckily I got there in time for some feature dancer named Gia Nova, cover was $10 and drinks were $5. Gia Nova's show wasnt that bad, she had a flaming torch show and also held a cup in her ass for people to shoot dollar bills into. If you made the dollar in the cup she would take a picture with you. Apart from her show the club's girls are horrendous!
Every girl was overweight plumpers, I hate girls whose guts stick out more than their tits, that is just nasty. Out of the 10 girls that I saw there only one was ok, and one other was outstanding. The ok one had long dark hair, small tits but she was very tall with a nice ass.
The outstanding one was in a silver bikini with nice fake see-cup tits, she had a tight bikini model body and she looked colombian. Unfortunately she was hanging out with some old guy by the bar the whole night so I didn't get a chance to talk with her or even get a dance to see her rates.
Overall the girls at that club were not worth a $10 dollar cover or even a $5 cover, it should have been free entrance. I wasted my time there so I went to Porkys in hialeah and had myself a nice dream with this double the cuban woman. She was little costly at $200 but offered me an hour in the champagne room by the dj booth. Real good dream to end the nightmare at Stiletto's.Thanks for the report on what was El Centro, I've herd nothing good on Stiletto's from anyone who's been there. What a shame, such a great location for a strip club too.
TNGentleman2
06-23-13, 14:23
Was down in Miami (I live in Fort Lauderdale) with some time to kill yesterday, late afternoon, early evening, so I figured I'd try a few clubs that were on my list to check out.
First stop was Porky's (which now has a sign Bellas). Club was fairly nice, girls where 1-4's at best. I sat at the bar for a minute and got a beer, to see if there was any better talent there. One of the girls came up to me (best looking of the bunch, but that was not saying much) and talked for a few minutes. Asked if I would buy her a drink, so I said ok. $20 for the "girl" drinks, which was a sprite or something. Clubs that pull that crap are so stupid. I'm the type they want in there. I drink, tip well and spend $$$. Seen enough paid and left. Rip-off. Ugly girls. Won't be back. EVER.
Second stop was Stonewalls. I know this has a reputation as a whole in the wall, so I had low expectations. Definitely, a whole in the wall. 5-7 girls working, I would rate at 3-5's, which was step up from Porky's. Very helpful if you speak some Spanish, as most of the girls don't speak much English. Got one lap dance from a Cuban girl that was ok. Not too much friction or contact. Got some dirty looks from a couple of the customers, as a few of the dancers paid attention to me, rather than them. Being a "Gringo" doesn't help in a place like that. I didn't like the girls coming around asking for a tip for their dance after each set, especially when I wasn't even looking at them. Again, the talent level was poor, felt a little uncomfortable, so left. Won't be back.
Ended up at BT's. Nice club. Much better selection of women. Most were in the 6-9 range with a couple knockouts. Had a few beers. Started talking to a hot Cuban dancer, with a nice set of bolt-ons. Got a VIP room and all went as expected. A little rushed attitude, but compared to the other places I went to earlier, this girl was a 10. Nice club, but again didn't like girls coming around asking for tips after every dance. They had 4 or 5 girls dancing all the time, so you were getting hit up for a buck pretty often. Got really annoying when your trying to talk to a girl and they keep coming by. For all I know, some of them hadn't even been dancing, just walked around asking for tips. Would go back if I'm in the area.
Was down in Miami (I live in Fort Lauderdale) with some time to kill yesterday, late afternoon, early evening, so I figured I'd try a few clubs that were on my list to check out.
First stop was Porky's (which now has a sign Bellas). Club was fairly nice, girls where 1-4's at best. I sat at the bar for a minute and got a beer, to see if there was any better talent there. One of the girls came up to me (best looking of the bunch, but that was not saying much) and talked for a few minutes. Asked if I would buy her a drink, so I said ok. $20 for the "girl" drinks, which was a sprite or something. Clubs that pull that crap are so stupid. I'm the type they want in there. I drink, tip well and spend $$$. Seen enough paid and left. Rip-off. Ugly girls. Won't be back. EVER.
Second stop was Stonewalls. I know this has a reputation as a whole in the wall, so I had low expectations. Definitely, a whole in the wall. 5-7 girls working, I would rate at 3-5's, which was step up from Porky's. Very helpful if you speak some Spanish, as most of the girls don't speak much English. Got one lap dance from a Cuban girl that was ok. Not too much friction or contact. Got some dirty looks from a couple of the customers, as a few of the dancers paid attention to me, rather than them. Being a "Gringo" doesn't help in a place like that. I didn't like the girls coming around asking for a tip for their dance after each set, especially when I wasn't even looking at them. Again, the talent level was poor, felt a little uncomfortable, so left. Won't be back.
Ended up at BT's. Nice club. Much better selection of women. Most were in the 6-9 range with a couple knockouts. Had a few beers. Started talking to a hot Cuban dancer, with a nice set of bolt-ons. Got a VIP room and all went as expected. A little rushed attitude, but compared to the other places I went to earlier, this girl was a 10. Nice club, but again didn't like girls coming around asking for tips after every dance. They had 4 or 5 girls dancing all the time, so you were getting hit up for a buck pretty often. Got really annoying when your trying to talk to a girl and they keep coming by. For all I know, some of them hadn't even been dancing, just walked around asking for tips. Would go back if I'm in the area.I'm glad you brought up the new bullshit that Miami strip clubs do. $20 to pay for their drink. Just another low blow to not go to the strip clubs down there. I live fairly close to both clubs you mentioned and I would never step foot in them again.
FrankieFastNut
06-24-13, 00:02
Was down in Miami (I live in Fort Lauderdale) with some time to kill yesterday, late afternoon, early evening, so I figured I'd try a few clubs that were on my list to check out.
First stop was Porky's (which now has a sign Bellas). Club was fairly nice, girls where 1-4's at best. I sat at the bar for a minute and got a beer, to see if there was any better talent there. One of the girls came up to me (best looking of the bunch, but that was not saying much) and talked for a few minutes. Asked if I would buy her a drink, so I said ok. $20 for the "girl" drinks, which was a sprite or something. Clubs that pull that crap are so stupid. I'm the type they want in there. I drink, tip well and spend $$$. Seen enough paid and left. Rip-off. Ugly girls. Won't be back. EVER. I went to Porkys on Thursday after the Heat Championship game, the girls were extremely bad, but luckily I found this Brazilian MILF probably in her late forties maybe early fifties. She had fake tits and very pointy nipples. I asked her how much for the VIP and she said 230 for the hour. I then turned on my negotiation skills and was able to throw in some Greek action and two cups of coffee for 220 for the hour. She agreed and promised to give me her number after the VIP and for cheaper takeout. Unfortunately I had spent about $400 that day on other things so my card declined when I went to take out $$$. I told her I'd see her the next day which was Friday.
I go to Porkys the next day Friday, looking for the Brazilian and I even told the bartender not to bring me any drinks because I only wanted to do VIP with the Brazilian. She told me that she didn't show up today, I was soo pissed. Luckily she brought me some Cuban MILF around 35-40years old with HUGE TITS and a fat ass. And for 200 I had a blast in the VIP by the DJ booth.
Also I just literally finished a takeout session about 2 hours ago with an Argentinian MILF with double Dee tits who I met at Porkys but no longer dances there. Luckily I got her number and she's been my regular for about a year, I can't share her digits because I'm the only guy she gave her number to for that type of service.
So all in all Porkys does have some nasty women, but you will always find big chested MILFs who provide quality sessions in the VIP room.
And I totally agree, that new buy her a drink thing is such a rip off, they started doing that with the name change to Bella's.
And Stonewalls is disgusting, the club is so small and the girls are literally some of the ugliest Cubans in Miami, at least the cover to get in is free.
After learning about Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs in Ft. Lauderdale, you should only come to Miami for Scarlettes, Deans Gold, Tootsies, Wonderland (after 1am) , and Playmates. Some amazing girls in these clubs.
TNGentleman2
06-24-13, 14:43
Thanks for the advice. Been to Scarlett's a few times. Great looking woman, but no real action on site. Tooties is fun and I go there sometimes. Need to check out Deans Gold, Wonderland and playmates. Thanks.
After learning about Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs in Ft. Lauderdale, you should only come to Miami for Scarlettes, Deans Gold, Tootsies, Wonderland (after 1am) , and Playmates. Some amazing girls in these clubs.
Thanks for the advice. Been to Scarlett's a few times. Great looking woman, but no real action on site. Tooties is fun and I go there sometimes. Need to check out Deans Gold, Wonderland and playmates. Thanks.The most fun is is in pompano with Diamond Dolls, now Pink Pony, BT's, and Cheetahs. They are all in the same vicinity. Dean Gold's, not much going on there. No real private dances. Wonderland is beyond expensive. Playmates gets the good talent that gets fired from Tootsies. Tootsies has been slipping talent wise for two years but the drink specials are the best.
Scarlett's is more like a nightclub than a strip club. Nice looking woman, but you can't do shit there!
FrankieFastNut
06-25-13, 01:43
I agree Scarlett's is more like a nightclub than a strip club. Nice looking woman, not too much action unless you are looking to pay a heavy price for some fun.
Back in 2011 around November / December for my brothers bday we went to Scarlettes in a big group. Some of us had the intention of Champagning some girls. Luckily at the time that we went they were having two for one dances so I took back this tall blonde Hungarian MILF with Double D tits to the lap dance room. Two songs later after some talking we agreed to do the champagne room. But boy was it expensive.
Total was $389 for an hour which included unlimited drinks and also crackers, caviar, grapes, and other finger foods. I chugged about 5 or 6 vodka and red bulls while I was in the champagne room doing my thing. The champagne room was somewhere upstairs behind several corridors, and other rooms, I felt like I was trapped in a maze finding the Champagne room with her!
In the end I left with a Scarlettes hat and Scarlettes t-shirt, belly full of caviar and crackers, and also two full vodka drinks in each hand LOL.
But for that price you could do VIP along with 2 girls at cheaper strip clubs.
I guess if you really try hard enough you can take a girl to the lap dance room and negotiate prices for take out but so far I haven't had any luck at Scarlettes for takeout. But it is way easier to get takeout from Tootsies.
I agree Scarlett's is more like a nightclub than a strip club. Nice looking woman, not too much action unless you are looking to pay a heavy price for some fun.
Back in 2011 around November / December for my brothers bday we went to Scarlettes in a big group. Some of us had the intention of Champagning some girls. Luckily at the time that we went they were having two for one dances so I took back this tall blonde Hungarian MILF with Double D tits to the lap dance room. Two songs later after some talking we agreed to do the champagne room. But boy was it expensive.
Total was $389 for an hour which included unlimited drinks and also crackers, caviar, grapes, and other finger foods. I chugged about 5 or 6 vodka and red bulls while I was in the champagne room doing my thing. The champagne room was somewhere upstairs behind several corridors, and other rooms, I felt like I was trapped in a maze finding the Champagne room with her!
In the end I left with a Scarlettes hat and Scarlettes t-shirt, belly full of caviar and crackers, and also two full vodka drinks in each hand LOL.
But for that price you could do VIP along with 2 girls at cheaper strip clubs.
I guess if you really try hard enough you can take a girl to the lap dance room and negotiate prices for take out but so far I haven't had any luck at Scarlettes for takeout. But it is way easier to get takeout from Tootsies.Yeah and I hate Techno music. I don't go to Scarlett's. I did sometimes in the past after going to the Hardrock but not anymore. They have cameras in all the dance rooms and most of the girls won't let you "play" in fear of getting fired. Definitely some beautiful ones there. My favorite is Lei. The Asian girl with the real firm butt. Ugh.
Mr Clubberman
06-26-13, 00:11
Yeah and I hate Techno music. I don't go to Scarlett's. I did sometimes in the past after going to the Hardrock but not anymore. They have cameras in all the dance rooms and most of the girls won't let you "play" in fear of getting fired. Definitely some beautiful ones there. My favorite is Lei. The Asian girl with the real firm butt. Ugh.Might have to make the trek up to see her. Not many Asians in S. Florida.
Might have to make the trek up to see her. Not many Asians in S. Florida.Tell me about it. I'm from Cali. I'm going through Asian withdrawal LOL. Scarlett is strict club so don't expect much. I was just happy to do the motor boat on her butt LOL
I passed by the club & decided to give it try since I had time to waste even though I heard mostly negative reviews. The bartender was horrible took me 10 mins to get a beer she was to busy on her phone & talking to other dancers. The dancers were a 3 at best, and every single girl came up to me asking for tips, and lap dances. I did find one girl that I liked she
Was on the older side around 40's but she had a nice booty, and boobs and most importantly had a sweet & cool personality. She was from Peru we talked for awhile, and gave me two
Lap dances with extra mileage which was excellent. Overall had a good time, and will go back when I have funds available.
The only place I buy drinks for strippers is Tootsies only during happy hour. It's very cheap. I've noticed that the clubs in Miami are now doing the $20 drink thing. $10 for the drink $10 for girl. The small clubs I can see why they do it. You got guys that will talk a girls head off but won't get a dance. I can not disagree with this tactic for clubs like that. But this is spreading to all the clubs and one thing I don't like is that the stripper doesn't tell you. My buddy had this happen to him at Pink Pony in Pompano last night. He was shocked that it was $20 for the girls drink. So just beware that pretty much every club no matter what county is doing this.
I will post this in Broward forum, but this is for anybody that wants to travel from Miami to Broward. Pink Pony is had its second grand opening party last night. The place is really nice, but so far the girls are not. It's new it will pick up, because its such a nice venue. It appears they are trying to copy scarletts with Neon techno Robot dude show. I think it's really lame.
Selena Rose aka Sasha Bleu the porn star was the feature. Sexy Cuban chic that you can tell had a nose job. Body is pretty nice, but nothing I can not see anyplace else. She gave lap dances for $50. I did not partake though. I chatting with one girl for a minute and I was like damn you look familiar. She was like, do you watch porn. I was ohh you the girl from Bang Bros. Staci Ellis works there. Nice body, pretty face, but some seriously fucked up teeth. I mean you figure she would get that fixed if you are making money doing porn right? Anyways those two were about the highlights of the club. The other girls were like 3 to 5's. There is one white Dominican chic that is pretty hot though. Selena Rose is here one last time tonight. Staci is always there. Below are links for them.
http://www.xvideos.com/video3367182/ebony_pornstar_staci_ellis_takes_cock_in_pussy
http://www.xvideos.com/video1036292/selena_rose
I will post this in Broward forum, but this is for anybody that wants to travel from Miami to Broward. Pink Pony is had its second grand opening party last night. The place is really nice, but so far the girls are not. It's new it will pick up, because its such a nice venue. It appears they are trying to copy scarletts with Neon techno Robot dude show. I think it's really lame.
Selena Rose aka Sasha Bleu the porn star was the feature. Sexy Cuban chic that you can tell had a nose job. Body is pretty nice, but nothing I can not see anyplace else. She gave lap dances for $50. I did not partake though. I chatting with one girl for a minute and I was like damn you look familiar. She was like, do you watch porn. I was ohh you the girl from Bang Bros. Staci Ellis works there. Nice body, pretty face, but some seriously fucked up teeth. I mean you figure she would get that fixed if you are making money doing porn right? Anyways those two were about the highlights of the club. The other girls were like 3 to 5's. There is one white Dominican chic that is pretty hot though. Selena Rose is here one last time tonight. Staci is always there. Below are links for them.
http://www.xvideos.com/video3367182/ebony_pornstar_staci_ellis_takes_cock_in_pussy
http://www.xvideos.com/video1036292/selena_roseHad a lot of good times in the PP Doral. But as I said I the Broward forum. The lap dance couches are the worst. Firm padding, bolt upright backs and no way you can slump down and get any grinding going. Way uncomfortable. Not to mention the mirrors and placement of the area you can see other patrons. Just a short wall off from the main area. Went three times. Third got a dance. No real choice of dancers and the awful lap area says DO NOT go back
Had a lot of good times in the PP Doral. But as I said I the Broward forum. The lap dance couches are the worst. Firm padding, bolt upright backs and no way you can slump down and get any grinding going. Way uncomfortable. Not to mention the mirrors and placement of the area you can see other patrons. Just a short wall off from the main area. Went three times. Third got a dance. No real choice of dancers and the awful lap area says DO NOT go backThe place is new, so it might take awhile for the talent to show up. 3 months from now and it stills looks like this then there is a huge problem going on and they won't make it. I'm an happy hour guy so I will check it out again. I agree with the dance situation, very lame. Won't get in private ones, I can tell you that.
The one in Doral sucks. I've been there twice. I think they actually closed down at one point and re-opened. Never went to it when they re-opened. The dances were $25 out for EVERYBODY to see. No friggin thanks.
Diamond Dolls and Cheetahs in the same area are better choices. Even BT's at this moment is. That is saying a lot because BT's is terrible.
FrankieFastNut
06-30-13, 15:31
So last night me and some friends left a club and were planning out the rest of our night, when all of a sudden my brother decides that we should all go to Wonderland since he has connections to get us in free. Now I know what you guys are thinking, Wonderland? That place is ridiculously expensive! And I totally agree with you, but luckily when we got there around 2am and my brothers hookup was working that night and got us in with no cover.
Regularly the entrance is $20-$30 a person (depending on how you look or dress) plus $10 to park. I had to pay parking though.
When we get inside my jaw dropped. Maybe it was the vodka running trough my veins, but I swear I saw 3 TENS in that club! One was short blonde spanish girl possibly cuban, she was about 5'5' Gorgeous face, big fake double the's, a perfect onion booty, and in perfect shape (perfect 10) the other perfect 10 was tall blone haired white skinned Colombian she was about 5'10' but over 6ft with heels, she had double the's and an amazingly tight plump ass, her body looked like she just came out of a Ms. Universe pagent and her face was just as hott! She was wearing a skimpy red dental floss bikini that left nothing to the imagination. The last perfect 10 I saw was a 5'6' tanned skinned latina with some nice D cup tits, she had a fat booty, cute Selena Gomez face, possibly south american, she had the grinding and riding skills of a professional bull rider OMG!
I'm not going to lie, even though we did get in free, our pockets were destroyed by the end of the night. It is a small club with probably about 10 tables, everyone without a table had to stand by the bar. We were standing by the bar at first untill we asked for the prices in the VIP section by the smaller individual platform stage. We were told it was 3. 20 for all four of us to sit there. I sure as hell would not pay that price for such a small club but with all the hot chicks walking around I wanted to sit and enjoy the scenery the rest of the night. So we got the VIP seats and all these hot girls started sitting on our laps literally right after we sit down.
I ended the night with 4 lap dances from different girls, each dance is $30 BTW, not the usual $25. The tall 5'10' Colombian chick was sitting with me most of the night so I ended up getting her phone number, I will call her sometime this week, I think her name was Aimee or something that starts with an A.
The club's lighing is pretty dimmed down, one small main stage with one pole, and another individual performer platform in the middle of the crowd with a pole (that is where we were sitting.) Drinks range from $8+ the bathroom attendent is friendly, for a dollar tip he will run a lint roller all over your shirt and spray you with any cologne if you like. The overall atmosphere reminded me of Playmates (the stage lighting, the techno / dance music, the dark stage curtains) the difference was no drunk UM college dudes, and no ghetto tattooed rapper wannabee's that usually frequent gentlemen's clubs. The high cover charge is a tactic to keep out those unsightly ghetto people from the area, I saw a group of 3 white guys in white tshirts, tattoos, fitted hats, black jean shorts, and Jordan shoes trying to get in but they were declined entrance because of their attire, and plus I overheard them saying that they would never pay 30 to get in a club LOL nice way to keep those type of guys out. All the patrons looked like they had money or at least tried to portray themselves as wealthy playboys ages 30 and up.
The girls were the most amazing part of the night, out of the 20+ girls that I remember seeing, many of them were 7's and up. There were a couple of flat chested blonde white girls but they were incredibly friendly and sociable. I remember one of the girls from Gold Rush dancing there she was a skinny dark haired 35 year old who usually wore biker gloves and a short school girl skirt. Girls do not come around asking for tip at all, and they sit with you and actually have conversations and do not beg or pressure you for a dance. Lap dances are sectioned by walls so you get your privacy, and the waitresses and bartenders were very nice and not upselling.
I had a great time at Wonderland, but personally if they are going to charge you these prices every weekend you go out then financially it is not worth it. For the price of parking, cover, VIP seats, drinks, and lap dances, you can have just as much fun at cheaper clubs like Tootsie's. Do I recommend checking it out, YES but only for a birthday or other special event since it is pretty costly. I will revisit this club but on a weekday to see how much different it is from a weekend. Report coming soon.
Mister Roboto
07-01-13, 09:26
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Yeah and I hate Techno music. I don't go to Scarlett's. I did sometimes in the past after going to the Hardrock but not anymore. They have cameras in all the dance rooms and most of the girls won't let you "play" in fear of getting fired. Definitely some beautiful ones there. My favorite is Lei. The Asian girl with the real firm butt. Ugh.I got a dance from her and she does have nice firm butt and a cute small rack. She uses her ass well but doesn't allow much play other then her boobs. I tried rubbing her vajayjay and would push my hands away. She liked that I spoke a little Thai.
I got a dance from her and she does have nice firm butt and a cute small rack. She uses her ass well but doesn't allow much play other then her boobs. I tried rubbing her vajayjay and would push my hands away. She liked that I spoke a little Thai.Hmmm is this the girl that always has a flower in her hair? I swore she said she was Korean, but who knows who cares. She's Asian. LOL Yeah I warned you won't get much, that is why I don't go to scarletts. She doesn't do take out, at least I not with me. Cool chick though, just not worth to keep coming back.
TicoDeMiami
07-08-13, 10:47
Showgirls on US1 and carribean. They were ranging from 5 to 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, It was a mixed bag, After a few minutes a dancer by the name of Nancy Cuban girl came to sit down, not bad looking she had a nice rack and a nice firm ass. After conversating for about half an hour she offered me a lap dance. I went ahead and took her up on it, not bad she went ahead and let me stick my finger in her p* and she licked my finger. This all taking place after my second song is playing with her, around the third song she had my pants undone and was giving me a nice little hand job. Then the question came do you want to go to the VIP? I asked how much is she said 250. She promised 1 hour FS I declined told her I didn't feel comfortable, But I did ask her for takeout she said okay and gave me her number.
After the dance was over we went back to our table she went to the bathroom to clean herself up. She got pretty wet grinding on the three dances, after a while I notice she doesn't come back starts talking to another guy. So all of a sudden some other chick with the bigger ass and tit shows up and asking me for a dance. How can I say no at the beginning of the first song she tells me to take off my belt I didn't ask why, I just followed her orders as she gazes into my eyes. She started to rub that huge ass against my cock, and she had my attention. But what happend next I wasn't expecting it at the second song she then unbuckles my pants and tells me to pull it out. She wanted to see my dick. I was expecting another hand job instead this chick pulled out a condom instead. She turned around and looked at me and nod her head as to say is this was ok. I nodded my head in a milla second followed by it okay baby.
She slapped that bad boy on mounted me reverse cowgirl iI guess she was checking out the scene making sure no was going to notice us. After a few minutes she turn around and faces me and keeps fucking me so good and hard this girls grinding. I am hanging on for dear life not knowing whether to bust my nut, but after the end of the third song I could not hold any longer and let her blow. All this while grabbing her fat ass and jaming a finger up her ass after we're done I have a stupid question how much is it going to cost me? She says it was 4 songs you owe me $80 I was surprised that it was so little compared to the VIP. I went ahead and gave her $100 first time for me in this club that this has happened. She was telling me that business is slow so she does it on the lapdance side.
My kind of girl very nice the only problem is you have to keep the condom on to you get to the bathroom to clean up other than that I think it's pretty cool deal 80 bucks for some pussy, not bad I hope this report helps. I don't remember her name but they change their names anyway, so it doesn't matter will go back next week and will report on what I find thanks a lot guys and happy hunting.
FrankieFastNut
07-08-13, 16:06
I usually go to showgirls when I'm in the area being that it is so far down south, but yeah I've talked to some pretty wild woman, many of them were down to run a train with me and some other friends, other than the scene being pretty ghetto you could run into a 7 or an 8. I usually get some dances from that 4'9' Honduran spinner, she is crazy flexible in the lap dance room. Was the chick that slapped the rubber on you also Cuban or another ethnicty? Because when I went about a month ago I saw mostly dark meat. 2 white girls and probably 2 to 3 spanish girls.
TicoDeMiami
07-09-13, 11:26
I usually go to showgirls when I'm in the area being that it is so far down south, but yeah I've talked to some pretty wild woman, many of them were down to run a train with me and some other friends, other than the scene being pretty ghetto you could run into a 7 or an 8. I usually get some dances from that 4'9' Honduran spinner, she is crazy flexible in the lap dance room. Was the chick that slapped the rubber on you also Cuban or another ethnicty? Because when I went about a month ago I saw mostly dark meat. 2 white girls and probably 2 to 3 spanish girls.Last time I was there was almost a month ago, but it was early in the day it was around lunchtime. Most of the girls were Hispanic Cuban, Colombian some white girls but no chocolate bunnies, I think later in the night is when you might see more black chicks. Definitely a better selection here than the other two clubs in homestead talkin about diamonds and that other joint on 232 st & US1.
Member #4860
07-09-13, 20:05
I'm actually down in FL City this week so I'm gonnah try and hit that place and see if it's as good as you say it is. Good report though.
Last time I was there was almost a month ago, but it was early in the day it was around lunchtime. Most of the girls were Hispanic Cuban, Colombian some white girls but no chocolate bunnies, I think later in the night is when you might see more black chicks. Definitely a better selection here than the other two clubs in homestead talkin about diamonds and that other joint on 232 st & US1.
Mr Clubberman
07-10-13, 01:22
Closest club to my home. I visit there in spurts (no pun intended). I may go 2-3 time s week for a few weeks, then not visit again for a month or more. I am an afternoon guy and I will agree with TicoDeMiami as to his dancer assessment. I've gotten some good LD's and have been offered more, but haven't met the right dancer I would take to VIP.
I did meet a dancer there that I'd taken to VIP in another club, but I wouldn't do it again. One dancer I recall was a weekend and Monday day-shift. She was hot a worthy of VIP, but the money was way out of line, I thought.
Showgirls on US1 and carribean. They were ranging from 5 to 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, It was a mixed bag, After a few minutes a dancer by the name of Nancy Cuban girl came to sit down, not bad looking she had a nice rack and a nice firm ass. After conversating for about half an hour she offered me a lap dance. I went ahead and took her up on it, not bad she went ahead and let me stick my finger in her p* and she licked my finger. This all taking place after my second song is playing with her, around the third song she had my pants undone and was giving me a nice little hand job. Then the question came do you want to go to the VIP? I asked how much is she said 250. She promised 1 hour FS I declined told her I didn't feel comfortable, But I did ask her for takeout she said okay and gave me her number.
After the dance was over we went back to our table she went to the bathroom to clean herself up. She got pretty wet grinding on the three dances, after a while I notice she doesn't come back starts talking to another guy. So all of a sudden some other chick with the bigger ass and tit shows up and asking me for a dance. How can I say no at the beginning of the first song she tells me to take off my belt I didn't ask why, I just followed her orders as she gazes into my eyes. She started to rub that huge ass against my cock, and she had my attention. But what happend next I wasn't expecting it at the second song she then unbuckles my pants and tells me to pull it out. She wanted to see my dick. I was expecting another hand job instead this chick pulled out a condom instead. She turned around and looked at me and nod her head as to say is this was ok. I nodded my head in a milla second followed by it okay baby.
She slapped that bad boy on mounted me reverse cowgirl iI guess she was checking out the scene making sure no was going to notice us. After a few minutes she turn around and faces me and keeps fucking me so good and hard this girls grinding. I am hanging on for dear life not knowing whether to bust my nut, but after the end of the third song I could not hold any longer and let her blow. All this while grabbing her fat ass and jaming a finger up her ass after we're done I have a stupid question how much is it going to cost me? She says it was 4 songs you owe me $80 I was surprised that it was so little compared to the VIP. I went ahead and gave her $100 first time for me in this club that this has happened. She was telling me that business is slow so she does it on the lapdance side.
My kind of girl very nice the only problem is you have to keep the condom on to you get to the bathroom to clean up other than that I think it's pretty cool deal 80 bucks for some pussy, not bad I hope this report helps. I don't remember her name but they change their names anyway, so it doesn't matter will go back next week and will report on what I find thanks a lot guys and happy hunting.Great report. Haven't been to Showgirls for a couple of years and am surprised that Nancy is still there; she's been there since 2003. Your experience with her is the same as I had when I used to go there. She always says that takeout is available but never gives her number. Takeout used to be available with several girls when I frequented the club; usually they wanted 2. For 2 hours. As for the other girl-that action was available only at the couch closest to the DJ booth but they usually tried to get you to go to the VIP during the action. Guess I will have to make a trip to Showgirls soon.
Very Scary
07-30-13, 01:07
Any of you guys ever been to playmates in Coral Gables? Read a review on Indi saying the girls are attractive and a good time can be had.
I've been looking for a new strip club to go to. I'm bored with Tootsies.
FrankieFastNut
07-30-13, 17:12
Any of you guys ever been to playmates in Coral Gables? Read a review on Indi saying the girls are attractive and a good time can be had.
I've been looking for a new strip club to go to. I'm bored with Tootsies.Most of the girls leave Tootsies and go to Playmates. There are a good mix of dancers but a majority of them are latinas, and out of all those latinas a good 50% are Cuban, the other 50% are either Puerto Rican or South American. A lot of the chicks are slim and many of them have fat asses. The atmosphere suits the gables area nicely. The drinks are about $5-$8 for beer like $9+ for well drinks. There is one main stage. The biggest downfall to the club is the begging for tips that goes on there. After a girl dances she walks around the club asking for tip. The minority of the dancers are white girls, black girls, and asian girls.
So if you are into latinas and want to visit a club in a nice area Playmates is the place to go. The price for lap dances is $25 a song, the price for champagne room is $250-$300. The price for the upstairs room which has beds is over $350, and takeout ranges from $200 to $250 depending on the girl.
Very Scary
07-31-13, 09:57
Most of the girls leave Tootsies and go to Playmates. There are a good mix of dancers but a majority of them are latinas, and out of all those latinas a good 50% are Cuban, the other 50% are either Puerto Rican or South American. A lot of the chicks are slim and many of them have fat asses. The atmosphere suits the gables area nicely. The drinks are about $5-$8 for beer like $9+ for well drinks. There is one main stage. The biggest downfall to the club is the begging for tips that goes on there. After a girl dances she walks around the club asking for tip. The minority of the dancers are white girls, black girls, and asian girls.
So if you are into latinas and want to visit a club in a nice area Playmates is the place to go. The price for lap dances is $25 a song, the price for champagne room is $250-$300. The price for the upstairs room which has beds is over $350, and takeout ranges from $200 to $250 depending on the girl.They have asian girls? I'm in! Thanks for the info.
I pay $400-$500 night time at tootsie, so I think I may want to chick out the room with beds.
Most of the girls leave Tootsies and go to Playmates. There are a good mix of dancers but a majority of them are latinas, and out of all those latinas a good 50% are Cuban, the other 50% are either Puerto Rican or South American. A lot of the chicks are slim and many of them have fat asses. The atmosphere suits the gables area nicely. The drinks are about $5-$8 for beer like $9+ for well drinks. There is one main stage. The biggest downfall to the club is the begging for tips that goes on there. After a girl dances she walks around the club asking for tip. The minority of the dancers are white girls, black girls, and asian girls.
So if you are into latinas and want to visit a club in a nice area Playmates is the place to go. The price for lap dances is $25 a song, the price for champagne room is $250-$300. The price for the upstairs room which has beds is over $350, and takeout ranges from $200 to $250 depending on the girl.I agree with all of what Frankie said- great atmosphere, great girls, prices indicated are typically what girls will start with, and yes, the most annoying Strip Club tactic- the dollar beg! These girls unfortunately wander around looking for a buck, even if you are presently with a girl, they'll come and ask. However Frankie pointed out something I never knew- the have an upstairs VIP? I usually go to the champagne room by the bar, going to have to check out that upstairs area next time I'm out there. Girls are on average 7-8+. Great looking Latinas if that's your cup o tea.
They have asian girls? I'm in! Thanks for the info.
I pay $400-$500 night time at tootsie, so I think I may want to chick out the room with beds.Frankie's take is correct about playmates. The tipping thing can get annoying, although I must admit they are not vultures like at BT's in Doral. I probably saw you at Tootsies. I'm their every weekend. LOL I actually had a serious talk with one of the hiring managers there. I flat out told them, they have way too many Cuban girls working there. Even Cuban men have complained about it. He said he knew and is working on getting Asian and black girls added. The next weekend I say a sexy light skinned black girl that goes by Lily. I was like that was fast. LOL They need more. They also have about 6 pretty new Puerto Rican girls there.
Going to Playmates could be like going to Tootsies sometimes. The girls that get fired typically go there. A former tootsies manager is part owner there now also. I'm a daytime guy, but I would say Playmates is best to go at night. Late night. Seems like there is a real good mix of girls there, still primarily latina, but not all Cuban. I never saw an Asian girl at Playmates. If they had them, I would probably go more often. You are going to have to take the hike like I do, and go to the clubs up in Pompano. I really don't think Asian chics like Miami. Whether it's strip clubs or hoeing, they are scarce in Miami.
Wow. You really pay $400 a pop at Tootsies? I recommend you take a trip out the country if you do that often. LOL That is expensive.
FrankieFastNut
08-01-13, 21:51
They have asian girls? I'm in! Thanks for the info.
I pay $400-$500 night time at tootsie, so I think I may want to chick out the room with beds.Yes there was asian girls at playmates, they had huge asses and one had her whole back tattoo'ed with some dragon and other asian characters. I usually go late night on weekends around 1am but even then it is packed and hard to find seats, but for $200 you could sit at the VIP area and it includes a bottle of vodka or rum. $200 between four friends is do-able for those crazy nights. Now I haven't seen to many asians if any at all. They are very scarce. But you do get like 3 or 4 black girls and about 2 or 3 white girls at night.
Normal Guy
08-06-13, 01:10
Tico, I loved your report so much that I went to Showgirls. It was my first time there. The Lapdance areas are very open and the bouncer (and even other patrons) get a clear view. It would be hard to imagine removing your belt to get HJ there. The VIP comes in two flavors, one for $100 and another for $200.
Is this the same place you were at?
N.
Showgirls on US1 and carribean. They were ranging from 5 to 7 on a scale of 1 to 10, It was a mixed bag, After a few minutes a dancer by the name of Nancy Cuban girl came to sit down, not bad looking she had a nice rack and a nice firm ass. After conversating for about half an hour she offered me a lap dance. I went ahead and took her up on it, not bad she went ahead and let me stick my finger in her p* and she licked my finger. This all taking place after my second song is playing with her, around the third song she had my pants undone and was giving me a nice little hand job. Then the question came do you want to go to the VIP? I asked how much is she said 250. She promised 1 hour FS I declined told her I didn't feel comfortable, But I did ask her for takeout she said okay and gave me her number.
After the dance was over we went back to our table she went to the bathroom to clean herself up. She got pretty wet grinding on the three dances, after a while I notice she doesn't come back starts talking to another guy. So all of a sudden some other chick with the bigger ass and tit shows up and asking me for a dance. How can I say no at the beginning of the first song she tells me to take off my belt I didn't ask why, I just followed her orders as she gazes into my eyes. She started to rub that huge ass against my cock, and she had my attention. But what happend next I wasn't expecting it at the second song she then unbuckles my pants and tells me to pull it out. She wanted to see my dick. I was expecting another hand job instead this chick pulled out a condom instead. She turned around and looked at me and nod her head as to say is this was ok. I nodded my head in a milla second followed by it okay baby.
She slapped that bad boy on mounted me reverse cowgirl iI guess she was checking out the scene making sure no was going to notice us. After a few minutes she turn around and faces me and keeps fucking me so good and hard this girls grinding. I am hanging on for dear life not knowing whether to bust my nut, but after the end of the third song I could not hold any longer and let her blow. All this while grabbing her fat ass and jaming a finger up her ass after we're done I have a stupid question how much is it going to cost me? She says it was 4 songs you owe me $80 I was surprised that it was so little compared to the VIP. I went ahead and gave her $100 first time for me in this club that this has happened. She was telling me that business is slow so she does it on the lapdance side.
My kind of girl very nice the only problem is you have to keep the condom on to you get to the bathroom to clean up other than that I think it's pretty cool deal 80 bucks for some pussy, not bad I hope this report helps. I don't remember her name but they change their names anyway, so it doesn't matter will go back next week and will report on what I find thanks a lot guys and happy hunting.
Normal Guy
08-06-13, 01:19
Based on some what I read here, I checked out Kisses.
Black club, nothing fancy, flexible pricing / flexible rules.
The first time I went to Kisses, it was early and only one girl there. Not much to choose from, so I left and went to Showgirls instead.
The second time I was went to Kisses, it was great! I met one little spinner named Prettilicious. (I told her my name was Handsomelicious, so we were made for each other.)
She was right to the point, invited me back to the Honeymoon suite for BBJCIM / SMB. (SMB is a new acronym for "Spilled my beer" which she did as she was, well. You know.) Whininig whining whining over wanting more money, but mission accomplished for $ plus 35 for the room. Except for the SMB, Prettilicious was really, really good at her job. It was JUST what I needed. I think that for an extra jax I could have done anything I wanted, right there and then.
I would be interested in hearing from other guys if they got better prices.
Norm
NoobMonger305
08-10-13, 00:11
Just joined today to contribute to the SW report.
And I'm not entirely sure if this is the right place to bring this up but.
Anyone have any info on BOTTOMS UP on SW 8th street and like 57th ave? I go by all the time but it just looks so bad I'm scared to even go in, and I can't find anything anywhere else. Same goes for Stir Crazy on US1 but not as interested in that one.
Any info or if a long timer can point me in the right direction. Would greatly appreciate it!
Mr Clubberman
08-10-13, 13:53
Just joined today to contribute to the SW report.
And I'm not entirely sure if this is the right place to bring this up but.
Anyone have any info on BOTTOMS UP on SW 8th street and like 57th ave? I go by all the time but it just looks so bad I'm scared to even go in, and I can't find anything anywhere else. Same goes for Stir Crazy on US1 but not as interested in that one.
Any info or if a long timer can point me in the right direction. Would greatly appreciate it!Based solely on my opinion, two clubs could be less similar. One point, I don't speak spanish, so being in Bottoms Up was a majot problem. Second point, dancers, no comparison. Stir Crazy in a slaughter!
FrankieFastNut
08-11-13, 03:21
Just joined today to contribute to the SW report.
And I'm not entirely sure if this is the right place to bring this up but.
Anyone have any info on BOTTOMS UP on SW 8th street and like 57th ave? I go by all the time but it just looks so bad I'm scared to even go in, and I can't find anything anywhere else. Same goes for Stir Crazy on US1 but not as interested in that one.
Any info or if a long timer can point me in the right direction. Would greatly appreciate it!Hey there Noob, I've been to both clubs but it has been quite a while since I was last at Bottoms UP probably over 4 years, I was at Stir Crazy about 3 months ago.
First both clubs look pretty small from the outside, and logically they are also pretty small on the inside.
Bottoms up is basically a bar turned into a strip club. Cover is free after 2am normally cover is $5 As soon as you walk the bar is right in the middle of the whole place and tables go around the bar. The bar is basically the stage. There is two poles and a cow bell hanging between them, when the dancer gets a nice tip she rings the bell. Its weird I know. The girls range from a 1 to 7. You won't find anything over a 7 here unless the girl is totally desperate. The crowd is latin and so are the girls, the drinks are cheap and since it is such a small club you do get to see stuff that others bigger clubs won't allow. Such as fingering on stage and two dancers 69ing eating each other out on stage. If you are into older spanish chicks from different countries (south america, central america mostly) then this place is for you.
Stir Crazy isn't too bad, cover is $10 and there are some girls that are okay they range from a 1 to a 7. 5 and inside the club there is a little more walking room than at Bottoms up. The stage is also in the middle and the bartenders are right under them. After they dance the girls come around begging for tips at both clubs. A majority of the girls are latinas and they come from all over, Cuba, Dominican, South American, Central American, Puerto Rican etc. There are VIP couches on the east, for being a small club they make you buy a drink as soon as you sit down. Thats where a majority of their profit comes from.
For your dollar, it will probably go a longer way at Bottoms up, the drinks are cheaper and the girl will stay with you longer knowing that there are not too many men that go to the club so they need to bring their A-game to keep you interested and they invest their time with you in the hopes that you will spend money on them.
A similar club is Bare Necessities also on US1, 2 drink minimum and cover is $10, it is also a very small club, the shot girl even gives lap dances LOL. Girls range from a 2 to 7.5.
Very Scary
08-13-13, 09:22
Looks like a new club is opening next month near the Palmetto. Says promising an experience with the look and feel of the Vivid Entertainment. Can't wait to see what that's like. If they don't so the $1 tip thing it will probably knock out the other clubs in the area.
http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=167543
VIVID LIVE, SPECTACULAR NEW MIAMI GENTLEMEN'S CLUB, SET TO OPEN ON THURSDAY, SEPT. 12TH.
30K Sq. Ft. Club has Look, Feel and Energy of the World's Leading Adult Film Company; Vivid Stars Will Make Regular Appearances.
MIAMI (August 12, 2013) Vivid Live, Miami's spectacular new gentlemen's club, will open on Thursday, Sept. 12th, promising an experience with the look and feel of the world's leading adult company, Vivid Entertainment. Located at 7020 NW 72nd Avenue, the luxurious new adult club sits on 2. 5 acres of land near the Palmetto Expressway and just minutes from Miami International Airport.
The largest upscale club of its type in the area, Vivid Live will target a decidedly affluent demographic.
A group of local real estate professionals invested over $10 million in the creation of the club, which is now licensing its name from Vivid Entertainment as part of the company's new nightclub branding division. Originally planned as Club WET, the club owners collaborated with Vivid founder Steven Hirsch and decided that together they could develop and build what will be Miami's #1 adult entertainment destination.
The world-famous Vivid Girls, past and present, will appear regularly at the club, along with dozens of the most beautiful dancers from around the world.
The luxurious 30, 000 square gentleman's paradise will feature every amenity, including three separate entertainment rooms with soaring 40-foot ceilings; the Vivid Ultra Lounge with 22 private, lavish VIP suites; four extra-exclusive luxury sky suites; separate VIP bachelor party and bottle service areas and a state-of-the-art sound system. With three 20 ft. Tall projector screens and 40 plasma TVs there isn't a bad seat in the house to watch sporting events.
Vivid Live takes special pride in its world-class dining room. In addition to exquisite gourmet meals there will be a complimentary grand buffet Monday-Friday from 11am to 7pm. The highlight of Friday's buffet will be fresh and delectable seafood and Thursday's buffet will be Churrascaria style with an array of mouth-watering carved meats. No other local club has ever presented as ambitious a dining program as Vivid Live.
The club is making platinum, gold, silver and black memberships available that will include access to the Vivid Ultra Lounge. Complimentary limousine service is also available to VIP guests. Two nights a week Vivid Live will turn into a mainstream dance club that will operate simultaneously with the adult club.
'This latest addition to our growing roster of Vivid gentlemen's clubs around the country will be a fantastic entertainment venue, ' said Mr. Hirsch. 'We think it will definitely become one of the most popular destinations in South Florida. '
Don't know if this has been discussed here yet, if so my bad but I wonder what kinda club this will be?
NoobMonger305
08-13-13, 17:40
Hey there Noob, I've been to both clubs but it has been quite a while since I was last at Bottoms UP probably over 4 years, I was at Stir Crazy about 3 months ago.
First both clubs look pretty small from the outside, and logically they are also pretty small on the inside.
Bottoms up is basically a bar turned into a strip club. Cover is free after 2am normally cover is $5 As soon as you walk the bar is right in the middle of the whole place and tables go around the bar. The bar is basically the stage. There is two poles and a cow bell hanging between them, when the dancer gets a nice tip she rings the bell. Its weird I know. The girls range from a 1 to 7. You won't find anything over a 7 here unless the girl is totally desperate. The crowd is latin and so are the girls, the drinks are cheap and since it is such a small club you do get to see stuff that others bigger clubs won't allow. Such as fingering on stage and two dancers 69ing eating each other out on stage. If you are into older spanish chicks from different countries (south america, central america mostly) then this place is for you.
Stir Crazy isn't too bad, cover is $10 and there are some girls that are okay they range from a 1 to a 7. 5 and inside the club there is a little more walking room than at Bottoms up. The stage is also in the middle and the bartenders are right under them. After they dance the girls come around begging for tips at both clubs. A majority of the girls are latinas and they come from all over, Cuba, Dominican, South American, Central American, Puerto Rican etc. There are VIP couches on the east, for being a small club they make you buy a drink as soon as you sit down. Thats where a majority of their profit comes from.
For your dollar, it will probably go a longer way at Bottoms up, the drinks are cheaper and the girl will stay with you longer knowing that there are not too many men that go to the club so they need to bring their A-game to keep you interested and they invest their time with you in the hopes that you will spend money on them.
A similar club is Bare Necessities also on US1, 2 drink minimum and cover is $10, it is also a very small club, the shot girl even gives lap dances LOL. Girls range from a 2 to 7. 5.Thank you so much for this info. I think by what you told me I might hit up bottoms up. Mainly I want a strip club that does not destroy my wallet like Wonderland or Madonnas or Tootsie's. I really hope things have not changed much and they still do all those things on stage. Been needing a chill cheap place to just blow off some steam without spending a stupid amount of money. Thank you again for the heads up!
Don't know if this has been discussed here yet, if so my bad but I wonder what kinda club this will be?Seem to be looking at making it a large upscale venue, from the press release. We'll have to see what the reality is like. They had been "Coming Soon" as the "WET Gentlemen's Club" until now they made the deal with Vivid in time to announce an opening date.
It's interesting. Of the "national" Strip Club brands that are franchised from other Adult Media companies, there is no "Larry Flynt's Hustler" nor "Penthouse" club in SE Florida, Vivid would be the first to flag a club under its own name. Heck, even for franchises / chains rising from the strip club world, SE Florida has a relatively low penetration of the big corporate guns: Tootsie's is from Rick's Inc. (OK so they have one site but they went frickin' huge with it.) , and PTs is from VCGH; no Deja Vu that I know of; the nearest Rhino is all the way out in WPB; other chains / franchisers near the 305 are smaller players or just regional (e. G. Cheetah and Scarlett's, in Broward).
Member #4860
08-14-13, 18:36
That's because Miami, particularly MD County, is comparatively poor compared to other areas. Don't get me wrong, there is plenty of $$$ in South Florida, but Miami is also the poorest large city in the US on a per capita basis. There are great concentrations of wealth, but also a lot of poverty, not to mention high unemployment. Many of the high-end rollers along the coastline wouldn't play in such an environment, as they can spend their thousands in SOBE private venues that guarantee to deliver, so why dick around with strip clubs for the middle class masses. So you gottah think these guys would find more promising markets in terms of where to invest on an upscale operation because the danger of failing is high if it isn't sustainable over a decently long period, and at the end of the day they do, just elsewhere in South Florida.
Seem to be looking at making it a large upscale venue, from the press release. We'll have to see what the reality is like. They had been "Coming Soon" as the "WET Gentlemen's Club" until now they made the deal with Vivid in time to announce an opening date.
It's interesting. Of the "national" Strip Club brands that are franchised from other Adult Media companies, there is no "Larry Flynt's Hustler" nor "Penthouse" club in SE Florida, Vivid would be the first to flag a club under its own name. Heck, even for franchises / chains rising from the strip club world, SE Florida has a relatively low penetration of the big corporate guns: Tootsie's is from Rick's Inc. (OK so they have one site but they went frickin' huge with it.) , and PTs is from VCGH; no Deja Vu that I know of; the nearest Rhino is all the way out in WPB; other chains / franchisers near the 305 are smaller players or just regional (e. G. Cheetah and Scarlett's, in Broward).
BlackReign
08-15-13, 18:12
Tico, I loved your report so much that I went to Showgirls. It was my first time there. The Lapdance areas are very open and the bouncer (and even other patrons) get a clear view. It would be hard to imagine removing your belt to get HJ there. The VIP comes in two flavors, one for $100 and another for $200.
Is this the same place you were at?
N.I literally live right across the street from Showgirls and have visited MANY MANY times and have NEVER had this experience. Good for you man. Let me know the next time your hunting there and ill buy the drinks.
Thank you so much for this info. I think by what you told me I might hit up bottoms up. Mainly I want a strip club that does not destroy my wallet like Wonderland or Madonnas or Tootsie's. I really hope things have not changed much and they still do all those things on stage. Been needing a chill cheap place to just blow off some steam without spending a stupid amount of money. Thank you again for the heads up!I went to bottoms up a month ago & I had a good time. The ladies are not 10's but there not 1's either. The lap dance's I received were extra mileage which I loved. It's a small club
Which is what I like about bottoms up I prefer small clubs over big clubs.
Looks like a new club is opening next month near the Palmetto. Says promising an experience with the look and feel of the Vivid Entertainment. Can't wait to see what that's like. If they don't so the $1 tip thing it will probably knock out the other clubs in the area.
http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=167543This was going to be club Wet but teamed up with the porn industry. I will check it out once, but the whole Upscale thing is kind of turning me off. I don't know if they are going to be a wonderland type strip club. If that is the case I will pass.
Anyone been there yet? It sounds like another KOD- strip club trying to be a nightclub with rappers.
Anyone been there yet? It sounds like another KOD- strip club trying to be a nightclub with rappers.G Five used to be Diamonds years ago before they moved to KOD. I been there once and it is totally re designed. They used to have a be ball court and a barbershop when it was Diamonds. I been to it when it was Diamonds and when it was G Five each ONE time. I don't do the black strip clubs because its a waste of money. It benefits the stripper more than the customer. I went to G Five for Memorial weekend. They charged $30 to get in. My home boy paid my way because he knew up front I was not going to pay that.
Anyways they had a half black / Japanese girl dancing. You can get a $10 dance out front, but there are no VIP $25 dances. The way the do it, is you pay $25 to back to a room and the chick charges whatever. They actually don't want to go back there. Can you blame them? These idiots are making it rain just for them to shake their ass. No thanks, I will pass. You live and you learn.
FrankieFastNut
08-18-13, 22:39
This was going to be club Wet but teamed up with the porn industry. I will check it out once, but the whole Upscale thing is kind of turning me off. I don't know if they are going to be a wonderland type strip club. If that is the case I will pass.With Pink Pony, BTs Doral, PTs showclub, and Hialeah Strip Clubs in the same area I wonder where they are going to find their dancers? But most importantly I wonder how these girls are going to look considering that 99% of Hialeah chicks are Cuban. And I know Debonair doesn't like them pale dark haired cuban chicks LOL.
I hope they get some pornstars like Carmella Bing, Stevie Shae, and Christy Mack featuring there on opening day since they are on Vivid's contract.
Lets see how it goes
With Pink Pony, BTs Doral, PTs showclub, and Hialeah Strip Clubs in the same area I wonder where they are going to find their dancers? But most importantly I wonder how these girls are going to look considering that 99% of Hialeah chicks are Cuban. And I know Debonair doesn't like them pale dark haired cuban chicks LOL.
I hope they get some pornstars like Carmella Bing, Stevie Shae, and Christy Mack featuring there on opening day since they are on Vivid's contract.
Lets see how it goesLOL. It's not like a dislike Cuban girls. It's just way too many of them. I would be like that with any race. I love mixtures in the clubs. I see it more in the Broward clubs. If they are going to be upscale they have to have a good mix. Since they are teaming up with an porn entertainment place, I would bet that they will get some girls from out of state and so forth and so on. At least for the weekends. Back in 2010, Tootsies was recruiting out of state. They would primarily be there for the weekend. Seems like Vivid Live will have the capital to do it.
I would check it out once though. There is a lot of hype about it.
Looks like a new club is opening next month near the Palmetto. Says promising an experience with the look and feel of the Vivid Entertainment. Can't wait to see what that's like. If they don't so the $1 tip thing it will probably knock out the other clubs in the area.
http://newswire.xbiz.com/view.php?id=167543First. Look where they're placing it. Hialeah. High Class? Yeah right buddy. I suppose that means that it won't look like Stone Wall and they aren't running to HomeDepot for ceiling tiles. You ain't never gunna get the "Vegas" experience in Hialeah.
Every single Dade County "upscale" makeover / re-opening has fizzled. Rachael's "Steak House" was a miserable failure. Wonderland is a joke.
Second / Third. Since the economy went bust ('08/'09) most of the real hotties have cozzied up with a sugar daddy to make ends meat. The money just wasn't in the clubs anymore so most of the [smart? ] chicks changed their plans. It's easier to play a tourist on Sobe. Presently the clubs are full of tatted up chicas playin the thug life being total hoe skanks. It's just a hustle. They got their grind on. These babes will suck dick and trick for a $150 tattoo from a less than average artist because they think it's cool and gives them cred. Jeeze-Louisse
Mister Roboto
08-21-13, 14:07
First. Look where they're placing it. Hialeah. High Class? Yeah right buddy. I suppose that means that it won't look like Stone Wall and they aren't running to HomeDepot for ceiling tiles. You ain't never gunna get the "Vegas" experience in Hialeah.
Every single Dade County "upscale" makeover / re-opening has fizzled. Rachael's "Steak House" was a miserable failure. Wonderland is a joke.
Second / Third. Since the economy went bust ('08/'09) most of the real hotties have cozzied up with a sugar daddy to make ends meat. The money just wasn't in the clubs anymore so most of the [smart? ] chicks changed their plans. It's easier to play a tourist on Sobe. Presently the clubs are full of tatted up chicas playin the thug life being total hoe skanks. It's just a hustle. They got their grind on. These babes will suck dick and trick for a $150 tattoo from a less than average artist because they think it's cool and gives them cred. Jeeze-LouisseThats in Miami area or unincorporated Miami according to google. Com or zillow. Com Hialeah starts once you go over that 74th St bridge as you go east towards the traffic light which is I think W 16th Ave. Vivid could be doral area but I don't think its Doral cause Doral police doesn't patrol east of Palmetto. That club is in a warehouse distract near the other stripclub thats next to Palmetto and around 68th st or should I say 74th AVe which is the perimeter next to Palmetto. It's also near Miami Velmet but thats off of NW 36 ST and around 74th ave. Stonewall is definitely in Hialeah which is located on Okeecho Road close to W 16th AVe.
NoobMonger305
08-21-13, 19:31
I went to bottoms up a month ago & I had a good time. The ladies are not 10's but there not 1's either. The lap dance's I received were extra mileage which I loved. It's a small club
Which is what I like about bottoms up I prefer small clubs over big clubs.I plan on going next week.
What do you mean by extra mileage on the lap dance? And how much are the lap dances there? And are the drinks still cheap or have they bumped up prices?
Thats in Miami area or unincorporated Miami according to google. Com or zillow. Com Hialeah starts once you go over that 74th St bridge as you go east towards the traffic light which is I think W 16th Ave. Vivid could be doral area but I don't think its Doral cause Doral police doesn't patrol east of Palmetto. That club is in a warehouse distract near the other stripclub thats next to Palmetto and around 68th st or should I say 74th AVe which is the perimeter next to Palmetto. It's also near Miami Velmet but thats off of NW 36 ST and around 74th ave. Stonewall is definitely in Hialeah which is located on Okeecho Road close to W 16th AVe.Thanks for the geography lesson Lou!
I plan on going next week.
What do you mean by extra mileage on the lap dance? And how much are the lap dances there? And are the drinks still cheap or have they bumped up prices?Lap dances are. 25 cents. Extra mileage for me may not mean extra mileage for you. Beers around 4-5 for bud lights. When I go I always have a blast & especially since the girls already know who I am they know what makes me happy & I in return make them happy
Thats in Miami area or unincorporated Miami according to google. Com or zillow. Com Hialeah starts once you go over that 74th St bridge as you go east towards the traffic light which is I think W 16th Ave. Vivid could be doral area but I don't think its Doral cause Doral police doesn't patrol east of Palmetto. That club is in a warehouse distract near the other stripclub thats next to Palmetto and around 68th st or should I say 74th AVe which is the perimeter next to Palmetto. It's also near Miami Velmet but thats off of NW 36 ST and around 74th ave. Stonewall is definitely in Hialeah which is located on Okeecho Road close to W 16th AVe.Wow! That's a lot of compartments! What do you keep in the cranium compartment? So according to your creedo-they're empty. Because if there was something inside your compartments the cocksucker thieves you always pick up will go through them and rob your ass.
First. Look where they're placing it. Hialeah. High Class? Yeah right buddy. I suppose that means that it won't look like Stone Wall and they aren't running to HomeDepot for ceiling tiles. You ain't never gunna get the "Vegas" experience in Hialeah.
Every single Dade County "upscale" makeover / re-opening has fizzled. Rachael's "Steak House" was a miserable failure. Wonderland is a joke.
Second / Third. Since the economy went bust ('08/'09) most of the real hotties have cozzied up with a sugar daddy to make ends meat. The money just wasn't in the clubs anymore so most of the [smart? ] chicks changed their plans. It's easier to play a tourist on Sobe. Presently the clubs are full of tatted up chicas playin the thug life being total hoe skanks. It's just a hustle. They got their grind on. These babes will suck dick and trick for a $150 tattoo from a less than average artist because they think it's cool and gives them cred. Jeeze-LouisseDamn did you hit the nail on the coffin. Very accurate in all points.
I visited Stonewalls again it's kind of my favorite strip club even though inside it looks like a dump to say it nicely. Girls were 3-7 in scale but one particular girl caught my eye Stephany.
She has a cute face, nice big chest, and a nice butt. Her lap dances were extra mileage which made it wonderful for me she basically did me even though I had clothes on. The only bad thing is that she doesn't talk any english, and she's a little too cuban for my taste but I can't wait to see her again if I only had a better paying job I would love to have her in the VIP
Room.
Mr Clubberman
08-23-13, 02:35
I visited Stonewalls again it's kind of my favorite strip club even though inside it looks like a dump to say it nicely. Girls were 3-7 in scale but one particular girl caught my eye Stephany.
She has a cute face, nice big chest, and a nice butt. Her lap dances were extra mileage which made it wonderful for me she basically did me even though I had clothes on. The only bad thing is that she doesn't talk any english, and she's a little too cuban for my taste but I can't wait to see her again if I only had a better paying job I would love to have her in the VIP
Room.Is Stonewall basically a Spanish speaking place or can a Gringo survive there?
Mister Roboto
08-23-13, 11:58
No they're not Attorneys. They're opening they're own strip club called Touch & Go in South Beach. Which use to be called Lukes I think. It's almost as big as Tootsies.
Is Stonewall basically a Spanish speaking place or can a Gringo survive there?Are you totally Gringo? Intiendes NADA? Poco?
You're pretty much gunna here ALL Latin music that will be interrupted by reggeton and a nice mix of ghetto rap. I can tolerate it [occasionally].
They used to do a room special for thirty bucks many moons ago. Mon-Fri before 6pm. That was when Centro was open. You're likely to find some Hispanic Heffers here that are borderline gross and are way past retirement.
It's an interesting place to visit for exposure to another culture. For me though most of what's there IS NOT worth exposing myself to even for the frack of it.
Been there; Done that; Got the t-shirt.
Mr Clubberman
08-23-13, 12:23
Are you totally Gringo? Intiendes NADA? Poco?
You're pretty much gunna here ALL Latin music that will be interrupted by reggeton and a nice mix of ghetto rap. I can tolerate it [occasionally].
They used to do a room special for thirty bucks many moons ago. Mon-Fri before 6pm. That was when Centro was open. You're likely to find some Hispanic Heffers here that are borderline gross and are way past retirement.
It's an interesting place to visit for exposure to another culture. For me though most of what's there IS NOT worth exposing myself to even for the frack of it.
Been there; Done that; Got the t-shirt.Chef,
Thanks for the info. I know as much Spanish as I do Mandarin Chinese. Although, I can say Cerveza fría and Baņo, which go together. Seems to me it is a lot like a place I visited some time ago, Bottoms UP on 8th Street. Most Latin, rap crap, and anything else you mentioned I don't tolerate well. Seems a place worth at least a visit to get it off my bucket list. However, dying in a strip club IS NOT on my list.
FrankieFastNut
08-23-13, 15:20
Chef,
Thanks for the info. I know as much Spanish as I do Mandarin Chinese. Although, I can say Cerveza fría and Baņo, which go together. Seems to me it is a lot like a place I visited some time ago, Bottoms UP on 8th Street. Most Latin, rap crap, and anything else you mentioned I don't tolerate well. Seems a place worth at least a visit to get it off my bucket list. However, dying in a strip club IS NOT on my list.If you're into 40-40 woman then this is the place, the girls are 40+ pounds over weight and all of them over 40 years old. Its a small club, the bartender makes you order two drinks, the cover is free after midnight. I usually stick my head in the door to see how it is, almost always see a fat ugly dancer on stage moving like its her first time on a pole. If I do go in I just sit down for a few seconds and I tell the waitress that I'll need a minute or two before I order drinks. Then after looking around and seeing all the disgusting dancers I leave and go to Porkys which is in the same area but the girls are a lot better.
If you are goin to scratch a pure spanish strip club from your list at least do it at Porkys. There are a couple of 7 or 8's, some girls offer greek like this blonde puerto rican named Angel, and this Older Blonde MILF Brazilian. Look to spend aywhere from $200 to $250 for champagne room fun. It includes any drink on the menu. Don't let a girl highball you at anything over $250, they will always go down from their initial offer.
I've had over 8 different girls from that club, the waitress has given me a nickname too,"El Leon" which means "The Lion" because I always walk in their looking for fresh meat LOL
Chef,
Thanks for the info. I know as much Spanish as I do Mandarin Chinese. Although, I can say Cerveza fría and Baņo, which go together. Seems to me it is a lot like a place I visited some time ago, Bottoms UP on 8th Street. Most Latin, rap crap, and anything else you mentioned I don't tolerate well. Seems a place worth at least a visit to get it off my bucket list. However, dying in a strip club IS NOT on my list.Club, Stone's its not as bad as Chef made it out to be. Any gringo can have a good time there just don't expect the girls to be 10's or the decor to be nice.
In every strip club they play spanish music, reggaeton, and rap music your never going to hear beethoven in a strip club so let's be frank about that. If your not into latin low tier
Strip clubs then Stonewall is not for you, and I would recommend you visit Pink Pony Doral or PT's in Hialeah instead. To each his own. If you do go to Stone's let me know about your
Experience
If you're into 40-40 woman then this is the place, the girls are 40+ pounds over weight and all of them over 40 years old. Its a small club, the bartender makes you order two drinks, the cover is free after midnight. I usually stick my head in the door to see how it is, almost always see a fat ugly dancer on stage moving like its her first time on a pole. If I do go in I just sit down for a few seconds and I tell the waitress that I'll need a minute or two before I order drinks. Then after looking around and seeing all the disgusting dancers I leave and go to Porkys which is in the same area but the girls are a lot better.
If you are goin to scratch a pure spanish strip club from your list at least do it at Porkys. There are a couple of 7 or 8's, some girls offer greek like this blonde puerto rican named Angel, and this Older Blonde MILF Brazilian. Look to spend aywhere from $200 to $250 for champagne room fun. It includes any drink on the menu. Don't let a girl highball you at anything over $250, they will always go down from their initial offer.
I've had over 8 different girls from that club, the waitress has given me a nickname too,"El Leon" which means "The Lion" because I always walk in their looking for fresh meat LOLYour right on the $$ about porky's. Also, I think they changed the name of the club.
It's more like a closet with old or dirty stuff in it. I would never waste my time going in again. Felt like I needed tetanus shots when I left that dump
If you're into 40-40 woman then this is the place, the girls are 40+ pounds over weight and all of them over 40 years old. Its a small club, the bartender makes you order two drinks, the cover is free after midnight. I usually stick my head in the door to see how it is, almost always see a fat ugly dancer on stage moving like its her first time on a pole. If I do go in I just sit down for a few seconds and I tell the waitress that I'll need a minute or two before I order drinks. Then after looking around and seeing all the disgusting dancers I leave and go to Porkys which is in the same area but the girls are a lot better.
If you are goin to scratch a pure spanish strip club from your list at least do it at Porkys. There are a couple of 7 or 8's, some girls offer greek like this blonde puerto rican named Angel, and this Older Blonde MILF Brazilian. Look to spend aywhere from $200 to $250 for champagne room fun. It includes any drink on the menu. Don't let a girl highball you at anything over $250, they will always go down from their initial offer.
I've had over 8 different girls from that club, the waitress has given me a nickname too,"El Leon" which means "The Lion" because I always walk in their looking for fresh meat LOLYou forgot to add if you buy a girl drink at Stone wall it's $20. $10 for the drink. $10 for her. No thanks. Been to Porky's once and left. I was there a little after 7. Didn't look good. But I know you go late so it probably gets better.
Mr Clubberman
08-25-13, 07:25
From recent posts here and other places, doesn't seem I'll be making a stop there anytime soon. The one quote that really did it for me,"The club still has the "I might get killed in here vibe."".
From recent posts here and other places, doesn't seem I'll be making a stop there anytime soon. The one quote that really did it for me,"The club still has the "I might get killed in here vibe."".Hmmm. I never got that vibe. It's just a really crappy closet sized club. You know those chairs you wait on in the Chinese restaurant? Well those are the chairs for your private dance. Smh. If you are Hialeah hungry, then try PT's. I don't that club either, but it's a helluva lot better than Stone wall.
Mr Clubberman
08-25-13, 23:36
Being in far S. Dade, any club north would be a stop when in the area. PT's I've been there a number of times, but I thing it was Treasure Island back then.
Member #4860
08-29-13, 11:55
Hey Clubber, what are your recommendations for decent but not overly expensive clubs in the Pinecrest, palmetto Bay, and cutler Bay areas? I usually travel that area when the job takes me to FL City. Also what are the best times to go there when its not too crowded with hungry bastards?
Being in far S. Dade, any club north would be a stop when in the area. PT's I've been there a number of times, but I thing it was Treasure Island back then.
Mr Clubberman
08-29-13, 17:19
Hey Clubber, what are your recommendations for decent but not overly expensive clubs in the Pinecrest, palmetto Bay, and cutler Bay areas? I usually travel that area when the job takes me to FL City. Also what are the best times to go there when its not too crowded with hungry bastards?Mundo,
There are two I prefer, Stir Crazy at 124 St and US1 and the other is Showgirls at 200 St and US1.
I am an afternoon visitor, and neither is crowded. Like any clubs, each visit can be from great to poor. Of the two, I prefer Stir Crazy since they know me there. They also seem to have the better on average talent.
There are a few other clubs this way, but I wouldn't advise going to them at all.
Member #4860
08-30-13, 01:40
Thanks Clubber. BTW, have you ever visited a joint further south on Dixie Hwy called QT's or something of the sort? I visited there sometime ago and got some very good lap dances.
Mundo,
There are two I prefer, Stir Crazy at 124 St and US1 and the other is Showgirls at 200 St and US1.
I am an afternoon visitor, and neither is crowded. Like any clubs, each visit can be from great to poor. Of the two, I prefer Stir Crazy since they know me there. They also seem to have the better on average talent.
There are a few other clubs this way, but I wouldn't advise going to them at all.
Thanks Clubber. BTW, have you ever visited a joint further south on Dixie Hwy called QT's or something of the sort? I visited there sometime ago and got some very good lap dances.I stopped by there last week in the afternoon because a saw a few cars parked in the lot. Turns out they are renovating. I walked in and a group of guys that looked like the UM offensive line asked me if I was the locksmith. They said they were still open but there were no girls there. It looks pretty nice inside which is too bad, I don't mind the shady neglected clubs. I always seem to get lucky in those places.
Mr Clubberman
08-30-13, 02:07
Thanks Clubber. BTW, have you ever visited a joint further south on Dixie Hwy called QT's or something of the sort? I visited there sometime ago and got some very good lap dances.Mundo,
When it opened as QT's I went there a number of times. I quit going when it started to become "thugish". Been over a year since I visited. At one time they were going to try having a live band out back and a bike afternoon on Sunday. It very took.
Mister Roboto
09-01-13, 04:57
Mundo,
When it opened as QT's I went there a number of times. I quit going when it started to become "thugish". Been over a year since I visited. At one time they were going to try having a live band out back and a bike afternoon on Sunday. It very took.Is Kisses thuggish as well. I heard its too hood for white people. It's located on SW 87th ave between 128th st and 132nd st. That place had many names in the past 30 plus years.
Mr Clubberman
09-01-13, 15:52
Is Kisses thuggish as well. I heard its too hood for white people. It's located on SW 87th ave between 128th st and 132nd st. That place had many names in the past 30 plus years.I've not been there in a couple of years (before Kisses). The few times I did go, there was almost never many customers or dancers. It was certainly more of a black club, but didn't seem the thug factor was there. Going by history, I would bet it is now.
One of the first times I went, say in the last 4 years, I met a sweet young thing and she told me her mother worked the club back when it was the Organ Grinder. I remembered her. Sadly, I never saw here again.
Mister Roboto
09-02-13, 06:50
I've not been there in a couple of years (before Kisses). The few times I did go, there was almost never many customers or dancers. It was certainly more of a black club, but didn't seem the thug factor was there. Going by history, I would bet it is now.
One of the first times I went, say in the last 4 years, I met a sweet young thing and she told me her mother worked the club back when it was the Organ Grinder. I remembered her. Sadly, I never saw here again.So the Organ Grinder use to be where Kisses is now? I mean don't take my word for it, if you like black clubs Kisses is for you. I rather go to Kisses than Take One, Club Lexx, Cocos and all the black clubs that are in the northern part of Miami. I went to take one once and it was ok but I don't think I would go there again. I went to Kisses last night and it wasn't that bad. I was there for about an hour and I left and did some laundry and then drove to SW 8th st and around 44 ave and it was dead so I drove to Flagler and 40ave and I saw 2 SW's. I didn't see the thick BSW, that is unique. She's light skin black with long black or brown hair with only a big butt and a face like Selina Gomez.
Accord2106
09-07-13, 01:46
What ever happen to Club PInk pussycat? I use to live in Miami and moved about 3. 5 years ago. Came back and found out it has been closed for a long time now. I use to go there alot and always had a great time.
Member #4860
09-07-13, 15:01
That joint has been shut down for some time now and I'm not exactly sure if there's anything operative there right now as I haven't been in the area probably for as long as you.
What ever happen to Club PInk pussycat? I use to live in Miami and moved about 3. 5 years ago. Came back and found out it has been closed for a long time now. I use to go there alot and always had a great time.
That joint has been shut down for some time now and I'm not exactly sure if there's anything operative there right now as I haven't been in the area probably for as long as you.No, nothing else ever operated there since Pussycat closed.
Normal Guy
09-07-13, 20:38
What ever happen to Club PInk pussycat? I use to live in Miami and moved about 3. 5 years ago. Came back and found out it has been closed for a long time now. I use to go there alot and always had a great time.I left a DNA sample there, when I first moved to Miami. Fun place. Not cheap. Super hot Brazilian girl with long, long blond hair, which is rare. What's that song by Streisand? Memories.
Pussy Cat brings back memories from the early 80's.
Lots of god times there.
For some reason in the early 90's porky's and some other clubs remodel their business and kept on bringing fresh Russians and Europeans girls.
Pussy Cat stays behind and in the mid 2000's it was like a wh0re house from Latin America.
You will get a hand Job for 30 and BBj in the open for a few dollars more.
Their big money days was when Miami had the Cubans and Colombians running around with tons of drug money but that ended in the early 90's.
Jai-alai and the dog Track on 37 av die down and money was tight.
I remember been there in the late 90's and it had turn into a dump.
A combination of a tight economy and not evolving like the newer and modern places that market to the younger more pop crowd killed their business.
They also had some other legal issues. If am not mistaken the owner of the Pussycat turned out to be the same owner of "El Centro" the known wh0re house a few blocks down the river.
Joe.
What ever happen to Club PInk pussycat? I use to live in Miami and moved about 3. 5 years ago. Came back and found out it has been closed for a long time now. I use to go there alot and always had a great time.
That joint has been shut down for some time now and I'm not exactly sure if there's anything operative there right now as I haven't been in the area probably for as long as you.
No, nothing else ever operated there since Pussycat closed.
I left a DNA sample there, when I first moved to Miami. Fun place. Not cheap. Super hot Brazilian girl with long, long blond hair, which is rare. What's that song by Streisand? Memories.
AroundtheGlobe
09-13-13, 01:59
Found myself w / a little extra time down south Florida so I shot over to the hardrock hotel for some gambling. All the locals whom I spoke w / informed me that Tootsies was the 'best' dance club. When I say best, I clarified my question with being the most real, adult fun. I zipped over that way, and unfortunately had to pay an $8 cover. The girls are all the way naked, and to get the most action you got to actually sit on the stage as they come off the dance main dance floor and then do a 'show' round completely naked for the guys sitting next to the stage. The girls can get pretty wild during this flaunting their pussies and smacking their ass cheeks! I camped out in the back and was approached by a Cuban girl in her mid 20s. I apologize I cannot recall her name but she has dog feet tattoos on her chest area that are very unique. Amazing beautiful luscious tits. Perfect fucking ass and about 5'6. She asked me if I wanted to go into the private room upon breaking conversation and I immediately asked,"how much fun can we really have back there?" She shot back asking if I was LE which I declined. And then informed me in VIP for $ room charge and $$$ for her we could have a whirl. (FS) what an amazing dream this was. I obliged and in the VIP room she left me sitting there for a few minutes AFTER paying both the room lady and her. *side note while paying for room she nudged at me to tip the service desk lady whom I paid the $ too. I declined and said then I'm not interested! Girls in Vegas do this same trick quite often! While waiting I thought to myself how stupid could I be? She did finally return, and close the curtain. There was a single couch which I sat on, and she told me to unzip. I just pulled my pants to my knees and she began licking my balls and chode all over like the good little **** she is! Once hard, the dream got better and she slid the condom on w / her mouth and began BJ. My dick was so hard by this point I guided her up on my cock and she rode my cock like a champion! I flipped her around and slammed that pussy till I came! Most def my best strip joint exp and I've spent my days in plenty of dif places!
(First report. Hope up to par! Will be more informative and helpful in future)
Member #4860
09-13-13, 14:29
So let me get this straight, you plunked 4 Bens for a piece of Cuban pussy at Tootsies? And she still wanted you to tip the service lady? Okay, I know I'm a cheap bastard but I hope you realize for that kind of coin you could have had 2 young ladies of identical if not superior quality all to yourself in a private domain and with multiple cups! And even if you were pressed for time this could have been arranged at a moment's notice. Just keep that in mind for the next time. Methinks you got taken, but it also looks like you're not cheap and have a pretty thick wallet, so whatever makes you happy.
Found myself w / a little extra time down south Florida so I shot over to the hardrock hotel for some gambling. All the locals whom I spoke w / informed me that Tootsies was the 'best' dance club. When I say best, I clarified my question with being the most real, adult fun. I zipped over that way, and unfortunately had to pay an $8 cover. The girls are all the way naked, and to get the most action you got to actually sit on the stage as they come off the dance main dance floor and then do a 'show' round completely naked for the guys sitting next to the stage. The girls can get pretty wild during this flaunting their pussies and smacking their ass cheeks! I camped out in the back and was approached by a Cuban girl in her mid 20s. I apologize I cannot recall her name but she has dog feet tattoos on her chest area that are very unique. Amazing beautiful luscious tits. Perfect fucking ass and about 5'6. She asked me if I wanted to go into the private room upon breaking conversation and I immediately asked,"how much fun can we really have back there?" She shot back asking if I was LE which I declined. And then informed me in VIP for $ room charge and $$$ for her we could have a whirl. (FS) what an amazing dream this was. I obliged and in the VIP room she left me sitting there for a few minutes AFTER paying both the room lady and her. *side note while paying for room she nudged at me to tip the service desk lady whom I paid the $ too. I declined and said then I'm not interested! Girls in Vegas do this same trick quite often! While waiting I thought to myself how stupid could I be? She did finally return, and close the curtain. There was a single couch which I sat on, and she told me to unzip. I just pulled my pants to my knees and she began licking my balls and chode all over like the good little * she is! Once hard, the dream got better and she slid the condom on w / her mouth and began BJ. My dick was so hard by this point I guided her up on my cock and she rode my cock like a champion! I flipped her around and slammed that pussy till I came! Most def my best strip joint exp and I've spent my days in plenty of dif places!
(First report. Hope up to par! Will be more informative and helpful in future)
Help this brother out!!! I will be visiting Miami next month and I would like some info please. What are the best strip clubs in town?
So let me get this straight, you plunked 4 Bens for a piece of Cuban pussy at Tootsies? And she still wanted you to tip the service lady? Okay, I know I'm a cheap bastard but I hope you realize for that kind of coin you could have had 2 young ladies of identical if not superior quality all to yourself in a private domain and with multiple cups! And even if you were pressed for time this could have been arranged at a moment's notice. Just keep that in mind for the next time. Methinks you got taken, but it also looks like you're not cheap and have a pretty thick wallet, so whatever makes you happy.Believe it or not that is the norm at these strip clubs. Big ballers show up and lay down that kind of money on these girls on the regular. 3 bens is a lot more than average most want anywhere from 160-200 on average but they will try you at 3 and work their way down to 160 at some point. Even in the low end places dancers will will want about 2 bens. Centro was unique you could hook up with a stacked latina for 60 back in the day but everywhere else they want a couple of papers.
Finally got some free time and went to stonewalls for first time last Friday night. Definately a hole in the wall dive but thats just my style anyways. If your into nice shapely thick latinas this is the place. Not the kind of girls you see in brazzers. Com but I would plow any of these girls till feb.
Signs are bit misleading mentions 10 parking but does not mention 2 parking fee, ok not big deal.
20 lap dances on sign but then girl wants another five for house. Got one laptop and felt scammed so I stopped. Beers are average price don't remember exactly. I'm 100% you can go close to closing time and set up take out. Especially on Monday or Tuesday.
Went to tootsies first time on a Friday a while back 10 cover I advise you pay with cash its was huge ordeal to use debit card that involved scanning my drivers license. Even I can process cc on my phone faster. Beers were avg price like 6. 5 or something. Girls were smoking hot the kind you see in porn movies. Also the girls don't go around asking for tips after their dances. There are a lot of girls but most go to the 2nd floor where the big shots are sitting with a bottle. I think table dances were $10. Lap dances were 25 plus a house fee I think it was 5. They also have a full blown sports restuarant at the end with pool tables and a few arcade games.
Overall definately a big ballers domain if you want to get with the girls, but at the same time you can have a drink and enjoy the show with no tipping involved.
Skarabajo69
09-15-13, 14:27
As I left Booby Trap last night, I was driving through 72 Ave, and it looked like Vivid Live club finally opened up, there's an article I read about the club:
http://www.miami.com/vivid-live-gentleman039s-club-host-grand-opening-adult-film-superstars-article
FrankieFastNut
09-15-13, 14:34
Help this brother out!!! I will be visiting Miami next month and I would like some info please. What are the best strip clubs in town?I recommend these clubs in this order- Scarlettes, Tootsies, Playmates, and BT's Doral or BT's Sunset. If you want to spend a little more for and hangout in upscale clubs then I recommend Wonderland or Dean's Gold. There is also a new club that just opened up called Vivid Live. I haven't been there yet but from the outside it looks pretty big.
Very Scary
09-15-13, 22:19
Went to tootsies first time on a Friday a while back 10 cover I advise you pay with cash its was huge ordeal to use debit card that involved scanning my drivers license. Even I can process cc on my phone faster. Beers were avg price like 6. 5 or something. Girls were smoking hot the kind you see in porn movies. Also the girls don't go around asking for tips after their dances. There are a lot of girls but most go to the 2nd floor where the big shots are sitting with a bottle. I think table dances were $10. Lap dances were 25 plus a house fee I think it was 5. They also have a full blown sports restuarant at the end with pool tables and a few arcade games.
Overall definately a big ballers domain if you want to get with the girls, but at the same time you can have a drink and enjoy the show with no tipping involved.I'm at Tootsie's every week and I have never paid more than the 25 for the dance.
Member #4882
09-16-13, 00:42
I did not want to go. Wanted vivid live. Alas I gave in to my wingman. 95% of the women working and attending were FootDraggers. About 5 of the Dancers look datum fine. They were the Cirque De Soleil Acrobat type girls. And to top it off Making it Rain has to be the silliest shit I have ever seen. But topping that off were those idiots paying $100. 00 plus for a bottle of $20. 00 booze and they lit sparkles off before they opened the bottle, as if saying look another dummy. Just spent their whole check. Never ever again would I waste my time. I paid $10 to watch the fight. Flashed the black card to get service at bar. Then paid $20. 00 for 3 waters including tips. Had 3 FootDragger lady patrons try to pick me up. One wanted a 3 way with me and my wingman. I passed but my wingman was game. Now I need a new wingman. Ooh what a night.
HoundDog26
09-16-13, 03:06
I'm at Tootsie's every week and I have never paid more than the 25 for the dance.I can vouch for this as I used to frequent Tootsies almost every other day.
I can vouch for this as I used to frequent Tootsies almost every other day.Guess I misheard the dancer.
I recommend these clubs in this order- Scarlettes, Tootsies, Playmates, and BT's Doral or BT's Sunset. If you want to spend a little more for and hangout in upscale clubs then I recommend Wonderland or Dean's Gold. There is also a new club that just opened up called Vivid Live. I haven't been there yet but from the outside it looks pretty big.Thanks mate for the info.
I'm at Tootsie's every week and I have never paid more than the 25 for the dance.Right. The LD room at Tootsie's has clear signs all over with the $25 price. For the regular lapdance at any locale,"house" should be subsumed into the lapdance rate. If Tootsie's charges a $5 house fee per dance, then that would mean you pay 25, she keeps 20. That is something she would be aware of when signing up to work there, it is not your obligation to overtip to make up for it.
Cooking1976
09-21-13, 18:45
Hey gents heading down to Miami soon. I've been out of the Miami strip club circuit for a few years. What are the current say top 5 Miami strip clubs for LATINA (I'm assuming Cuban?) , VIP. BBBJ, FS action and take out action. I'm thinking minimum quality of 5/10, 40 and under.
Also what's the low and high for the rates, private room rates and stripper rates or take out rates.
Thanks. Hope to do some damage and provide a FULL report.
Hey gents heading down to Miami soon. I've been out of the Miami strip club circuit for a few years. What are the current say top 5 Miami strip clubs for LATINA (I'm assuming Cuban?) , VIP. BBBJ, FS action and take out action. I'm thinking minimum quality of 5/10, 40 and under.
Also what's the low and high for the rates, private room rates and stripper rates or take out rates.
Thanks. Hope to do some damage and provide a FULL report.Well you're in luck when you come to Miami because it's pretty much all cholas. And you're right about the Cubans, but there are plenty of other nationalities too. In fact it's pretty damn hard to find anything but latinas sometimes. You should have no trouble finding company for the VIP. IMO, VIP tends to be overpriced for 30 mins considering the hundred or so room fee and the 2-hunrit or so that the little biddy is gunna quote you.
It wouldn't be unheard of to snag a room for fiddy or to get a whole hour for you hunnit. I won't give a player more than one-and-a-half ever but that's me.
Playmates and Stir Crazy are in the South. Day shift should have what you're looking for. Plus they get off around ten o'clock or so.
There's Pink Pony and a few others West of the airport in the Doral Hialeah area. Personally, I find it tends to be a bit lower-class around Hialeah (chuzma). But hey. What do I know.
You might want to check the club out on a couple different days because actual mileage varies so it's always hit or miss.
Found myself w / a little extra time down south Florida so I shot over to the hardrock hotel for some gambling. All the locals whom I spoke w / informed me that Tootsies was the 'best' dance club. When I say best, I clarified my question with being the most real, adult fun. I zipped over that way, and unfortunately had to pay an $8 cover. The girls are all the way naked, and to get the most action you got to actually sit on the stage as they come off the dance main dance floor and then do a 'show' round completely naked for the guys sitting next to the stage. The girls can get pretty wild during this flaunting their pussies and smacking their ass cheeks! I camped out in the back and was approached by a Cuban girl in her mid 20s. I apologize I cannot recall her name but she has dog feet tattoos on her chest area that are very unique. Amazing beautiful luscious tits. Perfect fucking ass and about 5'6. She asked me if I wanted to go into the private room upon breaking conversation and I immediately asked,"how much fun can we really have back there?" She shot back asking if I was LE which I declined. And then informed me in VIP for $ room charge and $$$ for her we could have a whirl. (FS) what an amazing dream this was. I obliged and in the VIP room she left me sitting there for a few minutes AFTER paying both the room lady and her. *side note while paying for room she nudged at me to tip the service desk lady whom I paid the $ too. I declined and said then I'm not interested! Girls in Vegas do this same trick quite often! While waiting I thought to myself how stupid could I be? She did finally return, and close the curtain. There was a single couch which I sat on, and she told me to unzip. I just pulled my pants to my knees and she began licking my balls and chode all over like the good little * she is! Once hard, the dream got better and she slid the condom on w / her mouth and began BJ. My dick was so hard by this point I guided her up on my cock and she rode my cock like a champion! I flipped her around and slammed that pussy till I came! Most def my best strip joint exp and I've spent my days in plenty of dif places!
(First report. Hope up to par! Will be more informative and helpful in future) Sounds like you went to Tootsies at night. I mean you are from out of town so Cuban girls maybe new to you, so I can't fault you. The only thing is you can get those same Cuban girls on BP probably for $80 for a half. Though the safety aspect from not being here, I could understand. The Cuban chicks pretty much all look a like, in the daytime you can get them for $150. 200 and the rooms are $75 for half. You pretty much made a car payment. LOL YOLO, but I can't do it. I'm an avid Tootsie goer. I typically go in the day, you can get these girls out the club for cheaper also. Tootsies is the best club as far as the half price drinks during the day and you don't have to worry about the strippers nagging you for tips and no rush to keep drinking by the waitresses. I don't do rooms, but plenty of my friends have especially the ones from out of town. Glad you had a good time, but remember the other options noted next time.
Help this brother out!!! I will be visiting Miami next month and I would like some info please. What are the best strip clubs in town?What type of girls do you like? If you want Latin basically Cuban in Miami now, Go to Tootsies you won't be hounded there. PT's Hialeah, BT's Doral and Sunset and Playmates in Coral Gables are the main clubs you make like. Warning they all do the Tip for my dance BS and BT's Doral is a shark fest with that. Can be VERY ANNOYING.
If you want black strip clubs, I can only suggest King of Diamonds, G5, and the Office. They seem like the safest ones. King of Diamonds and G5 are money pits. They are ones in the ghetto like Take One, Secrets, Club Lexx, Mint, and Kisses but I don't recommend them. I don't like the ghetto shit, too old for it.
I typically do Tootsies because it's huge and you are not bothered by anybody. Mainly Cuban girls there now. I typically go to Broward when I'm board of Tootsies because there are a huge range of different ethnicity in those clubs. Times have definitely changed in Broward, can't believe it. From American to Asian is what you will see in clubs like Diamond Dolls, Cheetahs, BT's, and Pink Pony. They are all in Pompano and are all pretty much around the corner from each other.
Well you're in luck when you come to Miami because it's pretty much all cholas. And you're right about the Cubans, but there are plenty of other nationalities too. In fact it's pretty damn hard to find anything but latinas sometimes. You should have no trouble finding company for the VIP. IMO, VIP tends to be overpriced for 30 mins considering the hundred or so room fee and the 2-hunrit or so that the little biddy is gunna quote you.
It wouldn't be unheard of to snag a room for fiddy or to get a whole hour for you hunnit. I won't give a player more than one-and-a-half ever but that's me.
Playmates and Stir Crazy are in the South. Day shift should have what you're looking for. Plus they get off around ten o'clock or so.
There's Pink Pony and a few others West of the airport in the Doral Hialeah area. Personally, I find it tends to be a bit lower-class around Hialeah (chuzma). But hey. What do I know.
You might want to check the club out on a couple different days because actual mileage varies so it's always hit or miss.The thing is most of the clubs in Miami are pretty much mainly Cuban. I just saw this happen a few years ago. I mean I can remember seeing an array of different Latinas from Colombianas to Dominicanas. They are there at these places, but in less quantities. I was talking to a guy at Tootsies and he said something about ICE cracking down. Looks like it is true from what I see.
Mister Roboto
09-24-13, 16:17
The thing is most of the clubs in Miami are pretty much mainly Cuban. I just saw this happen a few years ago. I mean I can remember seeing an array of different Latinas from Colombianas to Dominicanas. They are there at these places, but in less quantities. I was talking to a guy at Tootsies and he said something about ICE cracking down. Looks like it is true from what I see.Miami is not mostly Cubans. Mostly rednecks.
What type of girls do you like? If you want Latin basically Cuban in Miami now, Go to Tootsies you won't be hounded there. PT's Hialeah, BT's Doral and Sunset and Playmates in Coral Gables are the main clubs you make like. Warning they all do the Tip for my dance BS and BT's Doral is a shark fest with that. Can be VERY ANNOYING.
If you want black strip clubs, I can only suggest King of Diamonds, G5, and the Office. They seem like the safest ones. King of Diamonds and G5 are money pits. They are ones in the ghetto like Take One, Secrets, Club Lexx, Mint, and Kisses but I don't recommend them. I don't like the ghetto shit, too old for it.
I typically do Tootsies because it's huge and you are not bothered by anybody. Mainly Cuban girls there now. I typically go to Broward when I'm board of Tootsies because there are a huge range of different ethnicity in those clubs. Times have definitely changed in Broward, can't believe it. From American to Asian is what you will see in clubs like Diamond Dolls, Cheetahs, BT's, and Pink Pony. They are all in Pompano and are all pretty much around the corner from each other.Thank you brother for intel, I'm into Latinas, whites and Asians. What are you recommendations? One more thing what is the "Tip for my dance BS" I'm not familiar with that.
Jevodominican
09-25-13, 06:08
One more thing what is the "Tip for my dance BS" I'm not familiar with that.After the chick dances she walks around the room and asks everyone if she can get a tip for her dance.
It is annoying, and it makes them look bad that they're begging for a $1, some of them can get quite rude if you don't pony up, but who cares.
Thank you brother for intel, I'm into Latinas, whites and Asians. What are you recommendations? One more thing what is the "Tip for my dance BS" I'm not familiar with that.En espanich papi.
Unfortunately that's the way it is in Miami. The dancers don't walk the room for tips at Tootsies. Only problem is that I always blow too much whenever I pass thru so I limit my visits there to special occasions. .
I have noticed the tip-around thing to be regional.
Thank you brother for intel, I'm into Latinas, whites and Asians. What are you recommendations? One more thing what is the "Tip for my dance BS" I'm not familiar with that.It's the begging for a dollar after they get off stage. I don't like it so I don't go to those type of clubs.
Looks like Broward is what you will like more if you like diversity. The clubs in Pompano I named in my previous post is your best bet. No begging for dollars and prettier talent. Definitely check out tootsies tho. It's worth it.
One warning tho. If a chick asks you to buy her a drink. Ask the bartender how much it costs. Sometimes it is double price because the stripper gets a cut
FrankieFastNut
10-06-13, 21:31
I was at StoneWall on Saturday night around 1am, and the cover is always free at that time. What surprised me was that the parking lot was pretty full. Usually when the lot is full that means there are a lot of girls, maybe even good looking ones. I normally don't stoop down to Stonewall sized stripclubs but my friend wanted to go since he has never been and he was craving some latinas.
So once past the first door the bouncer gets your I'd and stares at it for a minute and then stares at you for another 30seconds, after the ok, you can stand literally anywhere inside because the club is so small they usually run out of seats when it is crowded. But if you wait around a little more you can probably find a seat near the main stage. We ended up sitting a little further back by the vending machine. The bartender came by after giving a patron a tabledance and she asked us what we wanted to order. We asked about prices and the beers were not that bad, they were $5 for any domestic and surprisingly $5 for Coronas or Heineken, yet the beers we ordered did taste expired and I don't know how but my friends Corona was 1/2 foam, (It was in an unopened glass bottle)
Now the girls in there were on average a 5, I did find two 7's. One of the 7 was a cute face skinny dark haired dark skin Cuban mulata. She had fake tits done and they looked to be a size double the. She came by looking for a tip after her dance and then sat on my lap and told me to go to the lap dance with her for $25, I said what if I wanted a little more, she then whispers in my ear that we can go to the champage room which includes champagne and 30min with her in any hole. The original rate was $1. 90 but I managed to negotiate it to $1. 50 but she was forcing me to go right away and give her the cash, I said not right now because I just sat down. She said she would come around later and would be waiting for me.
The other 7 was an older MILF white skin dark haired latina with big the cup tits, probably cuban as well, but the only difference is that she could use her pectoralis muscles and make her tits move, I was vaguely intrigued, so I called her over, she sat on my lap and asked what do I want to do, I told her that I wanted some lap dances, we go to lappy room where I am motorboating and playing with her tits as she is moving them in my face it was pretty fun. I got her digits and told her that will call her on my day off for some takeout fun.
The other girls in there I said were about a 5 because basically they were older milfs with no real ass or tits. There was one MILF with a really nice fat ass but her attitude killed it, she prounced around like she was hot shit and that really turned me off. Then there was this Dominican dancer that short changed my friend, he gave her a $20 bill to turn into singles and she gave him back 18, he told her to count it again because he is missing money, and she said she took one out for her tip, he said that explains one but where is the other missing dollar, he then said to just give him back the 20 and because of her little games he doesn't want to tip her anything, she then threw the 20 back on the table and left quick, he was upset but took the high road and didn't make it any uglier of a scene then it already was.
All in all after about a year of not going by Stonewalls I realized that you can still have some fun and an advantage of a small club that the other bigger mainstream ones don't offer is that the girls are way more affectionate and you can stretch your dollars further if you are on a tight budget.
Wow I've actually been to this dump twice once during the day and once late night like you. Both awful turnouts. LOL Glad to see you had a good time. I could never go there though. It's literally a closet withing a closet. Did they at least have a comfortable chair that you can get a dance on? The chair I saw was like a waiting room chair. LOL
Mr Clubberman
10-08-13, 10:26
Wow I've actually been to this dump twice once during the day and once late night like you. Both awful turnouts. LOL Glad to see you had a good time. I could never go there though. It's literally a closet withing a closet. Did they at least have a comfortable chair that you can get a dance on? The chair I saw was like a waiting room chair. LOLI would imagine, given the location, spanish would be a must. Correct?
FrankieFastNut
10-08-13, 12:37
Wow I've actually been to this dump twice once during the day and once late night like you. Both awful turnouts. LOL Glad to see you had a good time. I could never go there though. It's literally a closet withing a closet. Did they at least have a comfortable chair that you can get a dance on? The chair I saw was like a waiting room chair. LOLIt was like the bright red booth chairs that you would see at a diner LOL. Not too comfortable, I wouldn't be surprised if they found it at a dump and restored it for their club. And yes spanish is the main language in there, but there were some girls that can speak english, or at least know a few words in english. Just show them money and the money will talk for you.
I would imagine, given the location, spanish would be a must. Correct?It's amazing what money does. People all of the sudden can speak English or will readily get a translator. LOL I don't speak Spanish at all. I've been in several Spanish heavy strip clubs. All you need is that greeny green green my friend. LOL
Mister Roboto
10-11-13, 05:37
I just found out that Kisses shut down about a month ago in Kendall by the falls on SW 87th Ave between 128th St and 132nd St next to or around the corner from BP gas station which is on the corner on SW 132nd St and 87th Ave. I talked to the gas station attendant and he said since the beginning of this year when he started working at the gas station they're have been shootings every weekend or every week at the strip club along with drugs or drug dealing and prostitution outside the club. The black woman were actually working outside the club including the ones that didn't work in the club. The ones that were not working in the club were stealing the strippers business by hasseling guy customers into paying them for sex and they're was a battle between the strippers and those ratchett hoes believe it or not. I was told by few people. This happens at almost all strip clubs like Take down, Shake down or Take One I think thats the name. When they turned it into the office I don't know what happen. Probably the same. All I know is that I was told is that they're closed down for repairs or maintenance. The office was suppose to close at 5am according to the sign but when I passed by there on fri and sat night around 3:30am they were closed. They're were absolutely NO cars parked around the area. I don't pass by that area often unless I leave the movie theater at the falls or if I'm just passing by. Any of you mongers know exactly whats going on with this club? What's the latest info on this club? Cause I know they have another The Office club in Miami Gardens on NW 183 st and then I see they have one in Kendall on SW 87th ave and around 130th st like I said before. I don't think it's listed on Google but TRUST me it's currently there. I passed by there last Friday oct 3rd and sat the night after. Its a mostly black or black club. I been there twice. It's so so but I don't think I would go again especially if you have a nice car.
Has anybody gone here yet?
FrankieFastNut
10-12-13, 19:51
Has anybody gone here yet?I went with some friends 2 sundays ago around 10pm and the parking lot was completely empty, but I still decided to check it out.
Apprently their website is not so truthful because I read that Sundays were no cover but when I got there we were told its no cover on Sundays ONLY when the Dolphins are playing, and apparently the Dolphins had a Monday night football game which meant that there was going to be a cover.
After clearing up the confusion a random bouncer walked by and as the door was closing I managed to peek inside and I saw it was completely dead inside too.
I asked the guy at the counter how much was the cover, and he said since its a weekend it should be $20, but since its a slow night he would let us in for $10 each.
I asked how many girls are inside for this slow night, and he said there are 3 girls right now but more would come later. I've heard that lie before so I told my friends that it was not worth it that night and that we should leave. And we did leave. I never got a chance to experience the club but did get a look inside, it is nicely decorated with a large stage and lots of colorful lights. The one girl I saw looked like a skinny dark haired latina with a nice ass.
I might check it out tonight to catch the Bradley vs Marquez fight, but then again Tootsies is always hot spot for boxing
I went with some friends 2 sundays ago around 10pm and the parking lot was completely empty, but I still decided to check it out.
Apprently their website is not so truthful because I read that Sundays were no cover but when I got there we were told its no cover on Sundays ONLY when the Dolphins are playing, and apparently the Dolphins had a Monday night football game which meant that there was going to be a cover.
After clearing up the confusion a random bouncer walked by and as the door was closing I managed to peek inside and I saw it was completely dead inside too.
I asked the guy at the counter how much was the cover, and he said since its a weekend it should be $20, but since its a slow night he would let us in for $10 each.
I asked how many girls are inside for this slow night, and he said there are 3 girls right now but more would come later. I've heard that lie before so I told my friends that it was not worth it that night and that we should leave. And we did leave. I never got a chance to experience the club but did get a look inside, it is nicely decorated with a large stage and lots of colorful lights. The one girl I saw looked like a skinny dark haired latina with a nice ass.
I might check it out tonight to catch the Bradley vs Marquez fight, but then again Tootsies is always hot spot for boxingWow just wow. I don't understand the need for this so called "upscale gentlemen's club BS" Doesn't look like it is working so far. Well Wonderland is still open. They must be doing something right. What is this dress to impress crap that I see on the flyers? Are they serious. Of course don't look like a bum, but I don't expect wear slacks and hard bottom shoes in these places.
Thanks for the review. I saved gas, money, and time. Tootsies is always the best for sporting events. Even better than the sports bars. I will be there of course tomorrow to watch football. LOL
Does anyone have any info on these clubs? Or of a good black strip club that's good to visit?
WestsideeFL
10-13-13, 18:45
Does anyone have any info on these clubs? Or of a good black strip club that's good to visit?Take one isn't good. Waste of time, they hustle you for tips after each dance and you have to pay to play music the last time I went there.
Cocos wasn't so bad however its way better than take one.
ShadowKnigh305
10-13-13, 23:14
Does anyone have any info on these clubs? Or of a good black strip club that's good to visit?I've been to both fairly recently. I would have to recommend Coco's over take one especially during their day shift (Weds is the best to go after 6). I've been to take one twice both times, it was early in the night. It's a small club with limited parking on busy nights. It got packed inside and it was a bit difficult to get the attention of some dancers as they went immediately to the back after they got off the stage. The women there were on par with cocos and may have been better looking. It does get packed in take one and it can be difficult to find a seat at times. The club is pretty open and there is no way to hide when you get a dance, but after one drink you don't give a s#$.
Coco's is a nice club with very nice looking women. It was much better in the past, but they lost alot of their business to The Lexx down the street. Until recently, cocos would literally close at 1 or 2 in the morning. Now they stay open till five, but they still. Only have a 2-3 dancers after 12. I would honestly recommend that you go to cocos on Wednesday after 6-12 or Saturday evening (Or you can go to the Lexxx or The office and have a great time)
FrankieFastNut
10-14-13, 19:06
$12 cover at Tootsie's on Saturday night to watch the Bradley vs Marquez fight, the girls were pretty hot, several ass jobs on all the latinas, if your into oddly round and hard ass then Tootsies is your spot Saturday nights. There was also several girls with nice fake tits. The majority of them are latina and probably Cuban.
The good thing about Tootsie's is that the girls dont come around looking for tip, but what they are doing now is walking up to you or your group and begging for a lap dance or champagne room. Now normally i wouldnt lap dance a chick unless i knew for sure she would do takeout later.
So im waiting around looking for the perfect chick for me to strike, and luckily i found this amazing bodied spinner!!! She was 5'6'' with heels which meant she was probably 5'0'' without heels. Her ass was done and huge!!! she looked like a human insect with a extremely small waist and a huge lower part lol. Her tits were huge as well, I would compare them to Pornstar Ariella Ferrera' tits. This little lady was also a MILF, well into her late 30's and early forties. Her name is Karina and she only dances Fridays and weekends in the evening. She is Cuban with blonde highlighted hair, she also doesnt speak a lick of english so a good translator is a must,unless you speak spanish like myself.
So after taking her to the lap dance room, and talking to her about champagning, she then highballed me and said that it would $500 for her and $100 the room. At first i was about to end this lap dance early and walk away so she could see how disgusted i was at that price. But then the nicer side of me decided to negotiate, i told her that i just got to the club and only came to watch the fight, and i was definately not expecting to champagne at that price, i also said that i will probably be leaving soon since my friends also just came for the fight.
She then offered $300 for her and $100 for the room. I managed to negotiate it down a little more to $250 her $100 the room letting her know that i would finish quickly since my name is Frankie Fast Nut. She laughed and agreed, unfortunately for her i dont really live up to my nickname lol.
So we started with 2 songs of nude dances, then she was getting the rubber out of her Louis Vuitton hand bag and started the CBJ for like 3minutes, she asked if i was ready to go in and I said I was more than ready. So after 30 minutes of ramming her in k9, standing K9 with one foot on the arm of the couch, sideways mish with her leg in the air, regular cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and getting rushed the whole time to finish, i kindly decided that i should end it early since she might end my session before i can get my shits & giggles. So i told her to lay on her back mish with both legs in the air and i started speed ramming her for another 10 minutes assuring her that i felt the nut coming lol. I could have easily gone a good 50min to an hour but I didnt want to risk my session ending before my nut, its happened to me before with backpage girls.
My main objective was to get her digits for takeout but unfortunately she said she doesnt do that since it is too dangerous for her because she is the most sought after chick for lap dances and champagne rooms and there are so many psychos that can do her harm outside, so she just avoids that completely. I was sort of pissed but i understood her fear, and yes she was the most sought after chick, i did not once see her by herself, she was constantly in the lap dance room, probably champagning too.
She then had the nerve to ask me for extra tip for her, I mean she did bounce pretty nice while in cowgirl but after getting rushed the whole last 20 minutes, and me not getting any phone number from her i just told her that i was planning to get more lap dances from her but not at the moment since i needed to check back with my friends, she then said she would look for me after she cleans up.
I met up with my friends and we left. Overall, had a great time, to me Karina is a high 9 from a scale of 1 to 10, very very sexy especially if you are into surgical beauties, fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, very very thin waist, little cuban spinner with nice legs and very cute feet.
$12 cover at Tootsie's on Saturday night to watch the Bradley vs Marquez fight, the girls were pretty hot, several ass jobs on all the latinas, if your into oddly round and hard ass then Tootsies is your spot Saturday nights. There was also several girls with nice fake tits. The majority of them are latina and probably Cuban.
The good thing about Tootsie's is that the girls dont come around looking for tip, but what they are doing now is walking up to you or your group and begging for a lap dance or champagne room. Now normally i wouldnt lap dance a chick unless i knew for sure she would do takeout later.
So im waiting around looking for the perfect chick for me to strike, and luckily i found this amazing bodied spinner!!! She was 5'6'' with heels which meant she was probably 5'0'' without heels. Her ass was done and huge!!! she looked like a human insect with a extremely small waist and a huge lower part lol. Her tits were huge as well, I would compare them to Pornstar Ariella Ferrera' tits. This little lady was also a MILF, well into her late 30's and early forties. Her name is Karina and she only dances Fridays and weekends in the evening. She is Cuban with blonde highlighted hair, she also doesnt speak a lick of english so a good translator is a must,unless you speak spanish like myself.
So after taking her to the lap dance room, and talking to her about champagning, she then highballed me and said that it would $500 for her and $100 the room. At first i was about to end this lap dance early and walk away so she could see how disgusted i was at that price. But then the nicer side of me decided to negotiate, i told her that i just got to the club and only came to watch the fight, and i was definately not expecting to champagne at that price, i also said that i will probably be leaving soon since my friends also just came for the fight.
She then offered $300 for her and $100 for the room. I managed to negotiate it down a little more to $250 her $100 the room letting her know that i would finish quickly since my name is Frankie Fast Nut. She laughed and agreed, unfortunately for her i dont really live up to my nickname lol.
So we started with 2 songs of nude dances, then she was getting the rubber out of her Louis Vuitton hand bag and started the CBJ for like 3minutes, she asked if i was ready to go in and I said I was more than ready. So after 30 minutes of ramming her in k9, standing K9 with one foot on the arm of the couch, sideways mish with her leg in the air, regular cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and getting rushed the whole time to finish, i kindly decided that i should end it early since she might end my session before i can get my shits & giggles. So i told her to lay on her back mish with both legs in the air and i started speed ramming her for another 10 minutes assuring her that i felt the nut coming lol. I could have easily gone a good 50min to an hour but I didnt want to risk my session ending before my nut, its happened to me before with backpage girls.
My main objective was to get her digits for takeout but unfortunately she said she doesnt do that since it is too dangerous for her because she is the most sought after chick for lap dances and champagne rooms and there are so many psychos that can do her harm outside, so she just avoids that completely. I was sort of pissed but i understood her fear, and yes she was the most sought after chick, i did not once see her by herself, she was constantly in the lap dance room, probably champagning too.
She then had the nerve to ask me for extra tip for her, I mean she did bounce pretty nice while in cowgirl but after getting rushed the whole last 20 minutes, and me not getting any phone number from her i just told her that i was planning to get more lap dances from her but not at the moment since i needed to check back with my friends, she then said she would look for me after she cleans up.
I met up with my friends and we left. Overall, had a great time, to me Karina is a high 9 from a scale of 1 to 10, very very sexy especially if you are into surgical beauties, fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, very very thin waist, little cuban spinner with nice legs and very cute feet.I think I've seen that girl before, but it was during the week at night.
Skarabajo69
10-15-13, 09:34
Does Anyone has any info on this chick? This is at Booby Trap Doral, I've seen this chick every now and then, dancing at the club.
Very Scary
10-15-13, 12:36
Does Anyone has any info on this chick? This is at Booby Trap Doral, I've seen this chick every now and then, dancing at the club.How are you able to take pics?? You have more balls than I do.
Speaking of BT Doral. I went there back in May, on the 4th. Met this really cute Latina with a piercing or two around her butthole, they could have just been the fake ones. She was awesome. I went back a few times trying to find her, but she was never there. Does anyone know who I'm talking about?
Member #4860
10-15-13, 18:10
Thoroughly enjoyed your report even if me cheap old bastard mindframe will always prevent me from throwing that kind of dough at a hoe. The best part, though, is that you thoroughly ransacked that pussy, making sure you got your money's worth. Does look like she's a pro who can take a licking and keep on ticking, which is another reason why I'd never be interested. Good work!
$12 cover at Tootsie's on Saturday night to watch the Bradley vs Marquez fight, the girls were pretty hot, several ass jobs on all the latinas, if your into oddly round and hard ass then Tootsies is your spot Saturday nights. There was also several girls with nice fake tits. The majority of them are latina and probably Cuban.
The good thing about Tootsie's is that the girls dont come around looking for tip, but what they are doing now is walking up to you or your group and begging for a lap dance or champagne room. Now normally i wouldnt lap dance a chick unless i knew for sure she would do takeout later.
So im waiting around looking for the perfect chick for me to strike, and luckily i found this amazing bodied spinner!!! She was 5'6'' with heels which meant she was probably 5'0'' without heels. Her ass was done and huge!!! she looked like a human insect with a extremely small waist and a huge lower part lol. Her tits were huge as well, I would compare them to Pornstar Ariella Ferrera' tits. This little lady was also a MILF, well into her late 30's and early forties. Her name is Karina and she only dances Fridays and weekends in the evening. She is Cuban with blonde highlighted hair, she also doesnt speak a lick of english so a good translator is a must,unless you speak spanish like myself.
So after taking her to the lap dance room, and talking to her about champagning, she then highballed me and said that it would $500 for her and $100 the room. At first i was about to end this lap dance early and walk away so she could see how disgusted i was at that price. But then the nicer side of me decided to negotiate, i told her that i just got to the club and only came to watch the fight, and i was definately not expecting to champagne at that price, i also said that i will probably be leaving soon since my friends also just came for the fight.
She then offered $300 for her and $100 for the room. I managed to negotiate it down a little more to $250 her $100 the room letting her know that i would finish quickly since my name is Frankie Fast Nut. She laughed and agreed, unfortunately for her i dont really live up to my nickname lol.
So we started with 2 songs of nude dances, then she was getting the rubber out of her Louis Vuitton hand bag and started the CBJ for like 3minutes, she asked if i was ready to go in and I said I was more than ready. So after 30 minutes of ramming her in k9, standing K9 with one foot on the arm of the couch, sideways mish with her leg in the air, regular cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, and getting rushed the whole time to finish, i kindly decided that i should end it early since she might end my session before i can get my shits & giggles. So i told her to lay on her back mish with both legs in the air and i started speed ramming her for another 10 minutes assuring her that i felt the nut coming lol. I could have easily gone a good 50min to an hour but I didnt want to risk my session ending before my nut, its happened to me before with backpage girls.
My main objective was to get her digits for takeout but unfortunately she said she doesnt do that since it is too dangerous for her because she is the most sought after chick for lap dances and champagne rooms and there are so many psychos that can do her harm outside, so she just avoids that completely. I was sort of pissed but i understood her fear, and yes she was the most sought after chick, i did not once see her by herself, she was constantly in the lap dance room, probably champagning too.
She then had the nerve to ask me for extra tip for her, I mean she did bounce pretty nice while in cowgirl but after getting rushed the whole last 20 minutes, and me not getting any phone number from her i just told her that i was planning to get more lap dances from her but not at the moment since i needed to check back with my friends, she then said she would look for me after she cleans up.
I met up with my friends and we left. Overall, had a great time, to me Karina is a high 9 from a scale of 1 to 10, very very sexy especially if you are into surgical beauties, fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, very very thin waist, little cuban spinner with nice legs and very cute feet.
Member #4860
10-15-13, 18:14
Skarab, she has a banging body, which to me just translates into dollar signs LOL. That being said, I'd pay good money for take out on those groceries but she'd have to give me an hour and multiple cups to thoroughly enjoy that piece of ass. I'm not even going to comment on what "good money" translates into in my cheap old book LOL!
Does Anyone has any info on this chick? This is at Booby Trap Doral, I've seen this chick every now and then, dancing at the club.
"The Trap" on 441 and OpaLocka Blvd. This place has gotten pretty quiet in the last couple of years but once in a while you can find something worthwhile. Weeknights are super slow and you're lucky to find more than 2 or 3 girls working. Weekends are a little better. It looks shady but I've never felt threatened in there. I went on Saturday night around 10 pm and found a nice Haitian girl, barely a 5 but nice personality and solid curves. She said she lost her job and has only been doing this for a week. I've heard that story before but I believe this one. I got one $10 lap dance from her and told her I would give her all the money I had left for 3 songs in the VIP. I told her it should be around 70. We didn't talk specifics but I had a pretty good idea of what to expect. I Sat. Down in my comfy chair and she immediately broke out a Magnum so the mystery was gone. Not much foreplay. She rode me in a few different directions and managed to get out just as the 3rd song was starting so she only had to pay the house $20 (10 per song). I gave her 64. Not bad for the money. I actually did the VIP with a cute young girl in there last year around 1 am and they were getting ready to close. Halfway into the second song all the lights came on and the music stopped. Luckily I had my "On Demand" subscription working and I finished in no time. The best thing was she only asked for.$30 !! Best deal ever. Got her digits but she lived in Homestead and I was never able to hook up with her again. It's worth a look if you're in that part of town.
ShadowKnigh305
11-03-13, 14:21
Went to the mint last night. It's an ebony club on 27th ave and 183st. The club is a small local strip club. I got there pretty late and the bouncer just let me walk in without a cover. They finished remodeling the inside, the decor looks better than it did the last time I was there. There were about 8-12 ebony dancers there and 1 caucasian dancer. The drinks were not watered down, and were the standard price.
Overall I had a great time; this is a fun little club. It was a little packed, but it is a small club and there were plenty of dancers available (it's annoying when you want a dance and I dancer is taken). There are three things I really like about the mint: The dancers give high mileage dances (instead of dancing in front of you), you can still find 5 dollar dances, and the DJ plays the entire song (rather than play a song for thirty seconds to a minute, which may not seem like a big deal, but when your paying 10-20 bucks a song you don't want a song to last thirty seconds).
There were two dancers on stage when I first walked in. They did a decent job of keeping my attention for a few minutes, then I went on the hunt to find some dancers. The first dance I got was from an petite ebony, who was about a 7. She had long black hair and was wearing a red top and a red thong. She gave me a nice long high mileage dance standing up. My only annoyance was that she didn't want to pull out her breasts. She let me feel on them, but she didn't pull them out till the third dance. She had super soft nice breast, it was like holding see cup marshmallows. Man she gave me a great dance, if the mint had a VIP I would consider going with her.
Then I got another couple dances from a thicker dancer who was about an 8. She gave me such a good dance. She also had really soft all natural breast (I hate bolt ons). She gave me a GREAT high mileage dance, it was reminiscent of angels. She had a beautiful BUSTY ebony friend who was a bit drunk. I think she escorts. While I wss getting my dance her friend came up and joined for a while, it caught the attention of the entire club LOL.
Wow that was long, anyways I plan to return soon. Hopefully I can get a dance with that white girl.
Very Scary
11-03-13, 23:41
Looks like they May finally reopen. I pass by every now and then and sometimes see people going in and out. Passed by tonight and saw that the building has a fresh coat of paint. Pink pussycat is the first strip club I ever went to.
FrankieFastNut
11-04-13, 20:07
Looks like they May finally reopen. I pass by every now and then and sometimes see people going in and out. Passed by tonight and saw that the building has a fresh coat of paint. Pink pussycat is the first strip club I ever went to.I remember when I was younger having a dancer whip out my balls out and massage them right by the stage LOL great club, talk about getting a good bang for your buck, I hope that the rennovated club doesn't follow El Centro's path and turn into Stilettos, they charge $10 at the door to see some chubby ugly dancers clinging on to a pole.
I remember when I was younger having a dancer whip out my balls out and massage them right by the stage LOL great club, talk about getting a good bang for your buck, I hope that the rennovated club doesn't follow El Centro's path and turn into Stilettos, they charge $10 at the door to see some chubby ugly dancers clinging on to a pole.I'm so pissed I missed the El Centro days. Is Stiletto's even still open? The only reason why I ever went there was coming back from DR. The geniuses at American Airlines only come back at 5 pm. Right when rush hour is going one. It was terrible. Two fat dancers, and one below average looking latin chick. I know it was early, but damn.
Went there for there open bar and free food from 6-8 last Wednesday. The place looks bigger on the outside. I guess because maybe they put more influence in the private area upstairs. The inside looks nice. They have rocking leather bar seats, they are ripping up already though. LOL.
The girls at the time were about 5-8 on the 10 scale. There only about 6 of them though. One White American girl looked really good. Nice and slim with fake boobs of course. The had one tall Dominican (I think) that looked hot also. I don't think they do that annoying tip me for my dance BS there. Overall I guess I would have to try it at night, but not with the $30 charge. I don't see how they are going to make it in that location at that price. It was a promo so cover and parking were free, but when I was leaving they have $4 self parking.
Not sure if I will try it again. I'm just too damn spoiled with the clubs up North. LOL.
Well I went to the mint again Sunday and it was a pretty good time as usual. As shadowknight stated It is a small black club on 27th ave and 183st. I came pretty late so their weren't too much girls maybe like 6 or 7 and most of them were staying in their stripper room or preparing to leave so yea had to get some dances quick. The first one was a nice chick that was skinny were it counts but had a big really soft ass; I'd say she's an 8 on the Stripper scale. The dances I got from her were pretty good, she grinds a good about of the time and I just loved playing with that ass. I got a few more ok dances some other chicks that are not that worth mentioning but I did have to horrible dances that are. These two girls I got a dance from are two examples of the strippers you want to avoid at the mint. The first was one I called over right before she was about to leave cause it was getting late. I asked for a dance and she started and yea I have a category system for some strippers and I would put her in the category called "Hover" and I hate strippers that hover. It is basically when all they do is dance in front of you with out touching or grinding with you at all and when you try to try to pull them back they resist. All they do is just hover in front of you shaking a little bit which is annoying as hell cause I could have experienced that with the stage girls I don't need that for a dance I'm paying for.
The second category of stripper I got a dance from I call the "Rock Booties" this is basically a chick with a very obvious fake ass. I was basically chilling waiting for more girls to come out but most were staying in the room. There was only one chick on stage and two across the room from me. So I went to them an asked for a dance and one immediately came and started; but here was the thing I didn't see her ass cause she was sitting down and I was pretty drunk but when she started I saw how super fake her ass looked but their was no going back. The dance was just painful literally, her ass was just too hard and it felt like the was just trying to start a fire with my pants. Also I'm positive she wanted to avoid me knowing it was fake (like it wasnt obvious) cause she kept holding and blocking my hands from grabbing her ass (the mint is a full contact club by the way) and when I got around it and grabbed it it just felt like a bag of rocks was in there, I just felt all this strange material in it. Anyway the reason I mentioned this is be cause these to strippers are not the only causes. Although the the mint has some great black strippers who give great dances it also has a good amount of ones with ridiculously fake asses (the ones that extend way too far and weird shaped) and it has lot of girls who just dance or hover in front of you with no contact wasting your time so just avoid these cases at the mint or just any club. The fake asses are easily avoidable but the lame dances are done through trial and error or observing their previous dance, luckily the dances are just 5 bucks.
Even later that night after Mint I went to Tootsies, the entrance was like 10 and the dances were 25 a song it the back room so yea a little costly but the girl were mainly all great looking there, it was majority Spanish chicks with a few white one that ranged around 6-9 on the Stripper scale and dances were pretty good but the songs were somewhat short. Plus it was pretty funny how Tootsies is so large of a club that even that late at night (around 4 am) that they still had like more that 12 to 15 girls there. I may come back earlier to see more of their stripper options but I still perter cheaper clubs. I mean I asked a few about their VIP specials and it was around 300 to 500 so yea.
The girls at the time were about 5-8 on the 10 scale. There only about 6 of them though. One White American girl looked really good. Nice and slim with fake boobs of course. The had one tall Dominican (I think) that looked hot also. I don't think they do that annoying tip me for my dance BS there. Overall I guess I would have to try it at night, but not with the $30 charge. I don't see how they are going to make it in that location at that price. It was a promo so cover and parking were free, but when I was leaving they have $4 self parking.I suppose pretty much every club is filled up with "fives" to "eights". Some chicks just walk around the pole. They don't dance. Most times what goes for a hot dancer is a chicky who puts it all out there for everyone to see and spreads it wide open while spreading her ass cheeks wide as Daddy Yankee plays for 2:30. Back in the day there were some hotties who were awsome pole gymnasts. And alot of the hot ones are horrible to be around. If I been to a club a few times I remember the ones I click with.
"The Trap" on 441 and OpaLocka Blvd. This place has gotten pretty quiet in the last couple of years but once in a while you can find something worthwhile. Weeknights are super slow and you're lucky to find more than 2 or 3 girls working. Weekends are a little better. It looks shady but I've never felt threatened in there. I went on Saturday night around 10 pm and found a nice Haitian girl, barely a 5 but nice personality and solid curves. She said she lost her job and has only been doing this for a week. I've heard that story before but I believe this one. I got one $10 lap dance from her and told her I would give her all the money I had left for 3 songs in the VIP. I told her it should be around 70. We didn't talk specifics but I had a pretty good idea of what to expect. I Sat. Down in my comfy chair and she immediately broke out a Magnum so the mystery was gone. Not much foreplay. She rode me in a few different directions and managed to get out just as the 3rd song was starting so she only had to pay the house $20 (10 per song). I gave her 64. Not bad for the money. I actually did the VIP with a cute young girl in there last year around 1 am and they were getting ready to close. Halfway into the second song all the lights came on and the music stopped. Luckily I had my "On Demand" subscription working and I finished in no time. The best thing was she only asked for.$30 !! Best deal ever. Got her digits but she lived in Homestead and I was never able to hook up with her again. It's worth a look if you're in that part of town.I used to love The Trap back in the day when it was a white biker bar in the hood and Sky bartended.
Well I went to the mint again Sunday and it was a pretty good time as usual. As shadowknight stated It is a small black club on 27th ave and 183st. I came pretty late so their weren't too much girls maybe like 6 or 7 and most of them were staying in their stripper room or preparing to leave so yea had to get some dances quick. The first one was a nice chick that was skinny were it counts but had a big really soft ass; I'd say she's an 8 on the Stripper scale. The dances I got from her were pretty good, she grinds a good about of the time and I just loved playing with that ass. I got a few more ok dances some other chicks that are not that worth mentioning but I did have to horrible dances that are. These two girls I got a dance from are two examples of the strippers you want to avoid at the mint. The first was one I called over right before she was about to leave cause it was getting late. I asked for a dance and she started and yea I have a category system for some strippers and I would put her in the category called "Hover" and I hate strippers that hover. It is basically when all they do is dance in front of you with out touching or grinding with you at all and when you try to try to pull them back they resist. All they do is just hover in front of you shaking a little bit which is annoying as hell cause I could have experienced that with the stage girls I don't need that for a dance I'm paying for.
The second category of stripper I got a dance from I call the "Rock Booties" this is basically a chick with a very obvious fake ass. I was basically chilling waiting for more girls to come out but most were staying in the room. There was only one chick on stage and two across the room from me. So I went to them an asked for a dance and one immediately came and started; but here was the thing I didn't see her ass cause she was sitting down and I was pretty drunk but when she started I saw how super fake her ass looked but their was no going back. The dance was just painful literally, her ass was just too hard and it felt like the was just trying to start a fire with my pants. Also I'm positive she wanted to avoid me knowing it was fake (like it wasnt obvious) cause she kept holding and blocking my hands from grabbing her ass (the mint is a full contact club by the way) and when I got around it and grabbed it it just felt like a bag of rocks was in there, I just felt all this strange material in it. Anyway the reason I mentioned this is be cause these to strippers are not the only causes. Although the the mint has some great black strippers who give great dances it also has a good amount of ones with ridiculously fake asses (the ones that extend way too far and weird shaped) and it has lot of girls who just dance or hover in front of you with no contact wasting your time so just avoid these cases at the mint or just any club. The fake asses are easily avoidable but the lame dances are done through trial and error or observing their previous dance, luckily the dances are just 5 bucks.I'm Hispanic is it safe for me to visit?
I'm Hispanic is it safe for me to visit?Yea it should be, I've only been there 3 times and I've only seen one fight and it was quickly dealt with by security so its relatively safe. Plus I have seen some Hispanic guys there before so it should be fine for you. Parking was a little annoying though.
Mr Clubberman
11-07-13, 23:57
I used to love The Trap back in the day when it was a white biker bar in the hood and Sky bartended.I agree with Chef Enzo. Those were the days. Only place I ever got a BJ sitting at the bar. Some dancer dressed as a vampireress, complete with a cape. Up over her head and covered her actions. Lovely, for about a $5-$10 tip. I've forgotten the exact amount since so long ago.
Tiger Guy X
11-09-13, 17:57
I'm in town visiting from Atlanta. Whenever I'm down here in Miami I tend to take advantage and hitup your strip clubs. This time was no different. Thursday night I hitup Bellas Cabaret. I had researched the place so I knew exactly what I was getting into and it's actually what I wanted a hole-in-the-wall strip club, lots of Latinas, and a relaxed atmosphere. That is pretty much what I got. I got plenty of table dances with lots of touching on the floor, and I did a few lap dances with a few dancers. I knew that the dancers went around asking for tips after their set which can get a bit annoying, but it can also serve a purpose in my opinion of the girl approaching me where I can tell her to come back to give me a table or lap dance as some girls don't work the club as I'd hope asking the patrons if they want a dance. I thought about doing a VIP, but their prices doesn't seem to align with what type of club they are. It's a freaking hole-in-the-wall and they want big time club VIP rates. They really need to re-evaluate that crap. I can at least understand the girls rate, but when you have to pay the house 100+ just to go to VIP and that doesn't include the dancer's fee that's just BS. In Atlanta most VIP ranges in the 150-200 range at most clubs and I'm not talking hole-in-the-wall spots either. Overall though I had a good time and got to feel up a few decent looking Latin women which is mostly what I wanted to do anyways. I'm probably going to go to one more strip club tonight on my final night here. The wait staff here was also pretty irritating with the constant asking me about getting another drink and whenever a dancer stopped by and we were waiting for the next song they came over asking if I was going to buy her a drink. That got very old and irritating quickly.
Tiger Guy X
11-09-13, 18:13
On my second night here in Miami from Atlanta. I again was getting my Latina fix so I decided to checkout Stonewall's which I visited a few years back on my last trip to Miami. Given I've been here before albeit it's been a while I knew what to expect. When I got there around 1 am the club was somwhat full in almost all the available seating was taken. I was at the club until just about closing. Like Bella's Cabaret (which I hear is owned by the same folks) the dancers all come around after their set asking for tips. I wasn't getting bugged a lot by the wait staff asking me if I wanted a drink thankfully. I did have 2 beers, but I tried to nurse them a bit. I also didn't get a lot of the dancers asking me to buy them drinks which gets annoying. I got a few on the floor dances and I was given the leisure to let my hands roam then, but the highlight of my night was definitely the lap dances I got from a few different dances (I seem to be one of the only guys to actually get them during my entire time there). Unfortunately most of the dancers names didn't stick with me so I can't really say who's who. Overall I had a good time. One of my only 2 complaints is that some dancers seem to be more interested in just sitting with their regulars even though they weren't getting any dances so they missed out on making some money off me, but that seems to be a constant in their neighborhood type spots. My second complaint is the same I had with Bella's which is the VIP house price is a bit absurd in my opinion. They are really screwing the girls with such high house rates. I am going to check out either Bella or Stonewall again tonight unless I can find another Latin spot similar to checkout ... I may even eat the absurd VIP house rate.
If any of you guys know of any similar heavily Latin clubs then let me asap. I'm probably going to go tonight around midnight.
FrankieFastNut
11-09-13, 18:44
I am going to check out either Bella or Stonewall again tonight unless I can find another Latin spot similar to checkout ... I may even eat the absurd VIP house rate.
If any of you guys know of any similar heavily Latin clubs then let me asap. I'm probably going to go tonight around midnight.I've been to both clubs and have gotten takeout from dancers for $150, but you got to pay the motel which is another $30 for 3 hours, I've gotten this Argentinan MILF that use to work at Bella's but she is a personal trainer now, I call her every now and again for some shits and giggles. I've also gotten takeout from a Blonde Puerto Rican MILF, and a young Cuban mulata (dark skinned chick). All were giving me the same rates, $150-$200 outside but I have to get the motel room. Just take the girl to the lap dance room and as you are getting lapdances ask her how much for the champagne room, they will give you a ridiculously absurd highball price, then tell them that how much is her rate, negotiate from there and eventually get the takeout. Also make sure you negotiate how much time she going to give you outside, I got all 3 hours in the motel room with the Argentinan for the same rate, but the other two were rushing me and wanted to leave after an hour.
I've only gotten takeout once from Stonewalls, it was from a dark haired Cuban MILF with fake tits and she could move her tit muscles, its was $160 takeout, and I found a cheap motel with her for $25.
You could try other hole in the wall strip cubs such as Bottoms Up which is on 8th st, or there is a few on US1 such as Bare Neccessities, or Stir Crazy, takeout there is a little difficult but can be done for about $200 maybe less depending if its a slow night.
Showgirls down the street on US1 and 210th has champagne rooms for about $200-$300 with girl included.
So instead of paying the house $100 at Bellas and Stonewalls Make sure to negotiate the takeout, if she doesn't do takeout I wouldn't recommend champagning with her. For the same price you can get some quality tail at Playmates, BTs Sunset, BT's Doral, and if you're lucky even some girls are $300 at Tootsies including the room.
Actually send me a PM tonight, talking about all these girls is bringing back memories, I might even join you tonight to chase some stripper tail!! LOL.
On my second night here in Miami from Atlanta. I again was getting my Latina fix so I decided to checkout Stonewall's which I visited a few years back on my last trip to Miami. Given I've been here before albeit it's been a while I knew what to expect. When I got there around 1 am the club was somwhat full in almost all the available seating was taken. I was at the club until just about closing. Like Bella's Cabaret (which I hear is owned by the same folks) the dancers all come around after their set asking for tips. I wasn't getting bugged a lot by the wait staff asking me if I wanted a drink thankfully. I did have 2 beers, but I tried to nurse them a bit. I also didn't get a lot of the dancers asking me to buy them drinks which gets annoying. I got a few on the floor dances and I was given the leisure to let my hands roam then, but the highlight of my night was definitely the lap dances I got from a few different dances (I seem to be one of the only guys to actually get them during my entire time there). Unfortunately most of the dancers names didn't stick with me so I can't really say who's who. Overall I had a good time. One of my only 2 complaints is that some dancers seem to be more interested in just sitting with their regulars even though they weren't getting any dances so they missed out on making some money off me, but that seems to be a constant in their neighborhood type spots. My second complaint is the same I had with Bella's which is the VIP house price is a bit absurd in my opinion. They are really screwing the girls with such high house rates. I am going to check out either Bella or Stonewall again tonight unless I can find another Latin spot similar to checkout ... I may even eat the absurd VIP house rate.
If any of you guys know of any similar heavily Latin clubs then let me asap. I'm probably going to go tonight around midnight.Pink pony is worth visiting but its not a hole in a wall club like stonewalls or bellas cabaret.
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