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George W. Bush
11-07-06, 21:22
I just picked this nic to show my absolute, complete contempt for the dickhead in chief. If I could think of anything more disrespectful, I'd do it.

Call Me Booger
11-08-06, 18:36
Okay, Ruby has officially moved into my top 5 ATF AMP girls. She went above and beyond the call of duty. Outstanding!

And after further inspection, my congrats to the Doctor on a job well done.

Boog

Dent55
11-09-06, 11:18
I can't remember I think her name was maria, beautiful smile, great tits, just above ok on the deed. Her tits made it all worth while. YMMV check cad for info

67Lincoln
11-09-06, 15:33
Made another visit. This time was GREAT as the first time.
Had Kimberly again.

Saw another young girl there will have to find out who it is.

I did notice that the mamsan has a desk at the front door now and just sits and surfs the web.

Luv Nooke
11-09-06, 20:38
I got home about 1/2 hour ago from Singapore. This was my first visit with Ruby. She would have been a star performer at Rainbow in Rockford and likely that is where she would have gone if they were still in business. Booger's comment about a new ATF says it all. Try her and you'll understand what all the buzz is about. Great body, attitude, and service. Not to mention, she's cute as hell! Don't expect a lot of conversation, her English isn't that good. Enjoy!

Chiharco
11-09-06, 21:21
I've never really done the AMP thing untill a couple of months ago. I'd go maybe once a year in Rockford. I'm starting to appreciate it all a lot more. My point is, I had Ruby a few months ago and gave a mediocre report. In hindsite, I'd have to say she's one of the better experiences. Now she'll probably be too busy with all of you to let me get a second opinion.

Anyway, 83 Bodyworks the other day,......I have to say I like the set-up of this place, even the partial hidden entrance. I never got her name, but had a worthwhile standard experience. Shower was top notch as was the massage +. A time or two more will make my opinion.

Boog asked about Exercise, I was there a few weeks ago, and it was fairly standard. The talent lacked as far as I could see. It's fairly easy to take a peek out the curtain while in the "wait" mode to spot the other talent. I'd probably check it out more frequently if it wasn't for those damn curtains and no doors.

George W. Bush
11-10-06, 10:53
Exercise has those sliding (flexible) doors. If the girl closes the door, it's because something good is going to happen in there. I think it may be a signal to the rest of the staff to not interrupt.

Chi Guy
11-10-06, 13:42
The accordian doors at Exercise keep the noise coming from inside the room from being heard outside. I think that Ace in Downers is also set up the same way.

Bullshit
11-12-06, 16:58
Was driving past Exercise on Friday night a little after 10pm, I didnt know they where open till 11 on weekends so when I saw the open sign still on, I stoped by and went in.

I really wasnt in the mood or even looking for any action , but i just wanted to see who they would give me and if her looks got me in the mood. Well Momason called a girl , not to sure how to spell it but it sounds just like "on ya"( hope that helps ), well anyway she was skinny and kind of ulgy so when she asked for payment for the hour I told her i left my wallet in my car.

She watched from the tinted window as i got in my car and got the heck out of there.

MrNatURL
11-13-06, 15:11
I think the NIC you were looking for is Bill "It's Bent!" Clinton.


I just picked this nic to show my absolute, complete contempt for the dickhead in chief. If I could think of anything more disrespectful, I'd do it.

Call Me Booger
11-14-06, 11:07
Just wanted to warn any of you mongers out there with SO's to maybe take a pass on seeing Ruby at Sing. She has left a couple of hickeys and scratchmarks on me, without me realizing it at the time.

And on a side note, please no more political comments, the election is over.....may it RIP.....

Ragu Guy
11-14-06, 20:31
Recently had a very nice session with Yoko at Singapore. A little larger framed than most Asian women, but trim, well proportioned and naturally busty. She seems to be very much into her job and I think she considers herself a bit of a comedian. Very nice overall experience.

Hadecologne
11-16-06, 14:40
Sometimes you least expect to find a gem in some places you never thought could harbor one. Last week I took a chance and replied to a CL listing with no pictures attached to it. I am glad I did because I just came back from a great time with the provider. She was warm and I felt at home the moment I entered her house. A very friendly lady, clean and if you saw her in a public place you would least expect that she is a provider! We did all you can think of. Her only rule is no anal which is ok with me because I do not like it as well. She really gets into it and yes, she came during our session and she was not faking it! Very good at sucking and her pussy was so tight!!! Contact details shared with only senior members.

Bullshit
11-16-06, 16:49
Can anyone PM me with some info on 83 bodyworks.

Its the last of the major places i haven't been to in the area, and not to sure if i want to wast my time or just check out Singapore again.

Sam Spade
11-17-06, 09:18
I took a chance at trying out an EMP last week. In the past I've only had one good experience. Jenny from Accurate. With her gone, I started feeling that the asian express was my only option. But looking thru YellowBook.com I saw an ad for Golden Hands in Schaumburg. I called an made an appointment.

Now here's the thing. If you find their ad, you'll see it's laid out very sexy, with words like Relax, Restore, Renew, Release (good key word). But when I got their and saw the place, the window has text painted on it, Sports, Reflexoligy, Therapy, Professional Massage (bad key word). Seeing that, I resigned myself to a massage that would leave my back feeling great but the Boys feeling extra full.

I was much surprised when I saw Leah. A friendly Ukrainian blonde in her early 30's. Nice body, in a sweater and tight jeans. She got me very relaxed with a medium touch, then she moved lower and was standing at my side. I slipped a hand onto her leg, just to see if she'd back off. She didn't. So I was pretty sure I was going to get at least an HJ. I was right. I was allowed to play on the outside of her cloths, but that was it.

Overall it was nice. No shower or steam, but you do get a full hour.

Chi Guy
11-17-06, 09:33
Can anyone PM me with some info on 83 bodyworks.

Its the last of the major places i haven't been to in the area, and not to sure if i want to wast my time or just check out Singapore again.
My experience w/ 83 is that it is consistently the worst as far as service and attitude in the area. Recently, someone reported on having a good session there, so things may be changing, or maybe it was a fluke. For the money, Singapore is the better place to go. Of course, Singapore doesn't have a table shower, but at 83, my experience is that they rarely use theirs. I also understand that Singapore is the only AMP left in the area where the house fee is still $60. Another hundred on top of that should get you FS.

Dent55
11-17-06, 13:58
I found this on Craigsliast in the Orange County: I have not verified this yet, be safe.

To all Johns, and Providers, Play safe with your Regulars clints or regular Providers, safe, safe, no sting , here is one article I forward from another board, have fun with your regulars only.

Police Sting Operation in Seattle, sooner or later, in OC will be same , Police Sting operation!!!!!



Seattle police arrest 110 in online prostitution sting

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

SEATTLE -- Seattle police officers have arrested 110 people in a prostitution sting targeting women who advertised on the craigslist.org and the men who responded to them.

The department's vice unit created fictional ads and placed them in the personals section of the Web site, as well as in the back pages of the Seattle Weekly and The Stranger newspapers. Men who responded were directed to hotels, motels, where they were arrested when they agreed to pay for sex from undercover female detectives.

During the two-week sting, 96 men were arrested for patronizing a prostitute, and 14 women were arrested for prostitution.

"During slow periods, detectives called escorts advertising on craigslist," the police department said in a news release Thursday.

Most of those caught were cited and released, but five were booked into the King County Jail. Those included a registered sex offender, three people on drug charges and one on a weapons charge.

One of the females arrested was 15 or 16 years old, and said she had been forced into prostitution. The department is continuing to investigate.



Many women are forced into prostitution by bad situations, Lt. Eric Sano said.

"If we can save just one young girl, it's worth it," he said.

Craig Newmark, who founded craigslist in San Francisco in 1995, said the Web site has built a "top-notch" reputation for responding to complaints of illegal activity.

That said, he added: "I don't know what the situation is like in Seattle, but we would prefer that (police) go after violent criminals or crooked congressmen."




Location: Craigslist Cops 411

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Pfi309
11-17-06, 14:32
Stopped by today to see what was going on. First, it is hard to find, sign hidden behind tree. I saw Yoko, Above average massage. At one point mammasan opened door yelling something in Korean. A little freaky but Yoko tried to get across the lady was a little crazy. Finished up with a handshakr. Look forward to next visit.

Dent55
11-17-06, 15:55
The reason I posted the last article was I've notice a recent increase in Asian apt adds on CL, Thai Palace, Asian Ave, Asian Taj, ect. I have yet to see any reviews and the ads (duh) look very enticing. Also some of the neighborhoods these apt are located in I have never known an Asian apt to be located in. Any thoughts or anyone with experience at these places?

Call Me Booger
11-17-06, 17:43
I'm sorry this post is just about me venting and commenting about an issue.

So, I was all set to go hit up Spa 83 to do a little research for our monger team, and I got stuck at the office all day. I hate when work gets in the way of my fun. So, I was all set to toftt, and no, co-workers need me and customers needed stuff. C'mon on its Friday, little Booger wants to play.

Okay rant over, and now a comment to the lurkers. I was a long time lurker before I started posting. I would of had no idea how this world worked or existed if not for this site (thanks Jackson) and its posters. Using the knowledge of the board Call Me Booger was created and unleashed into the monger world. Now that I've been a senior member for quite a while. I've started developing some monger online buddies and we trade info via PM (no real surprise here, give me another second). I've gotten some really good stuff via PM that I would never have gotten by just being a lurker.

So to all you lurkers out there, you might want to re-consider your situation and sign up for a user name and start contributing. So get a free/anonymous email at yahoo (or any similar service), and learn how to erase information on your web browser (see the buttons at the top of the screen--go through them and find the Clear History or Empty Cache). And start posting.

Damn, I get wordy when I'm horny.

Love It
11-17-06, 22:14
Called for an appointment.
Told her later I would be a bit late..Veronica (I think she answered) went off, claiming that I did not value the massues's time. They are very busy and lose money when that happens, I would have to pay double the next time...LOL...yeah!
I was within 5-10 mins of scheduled time...and making a courtesy call! Decided to cancel my appointment...not the experience I was looking for!
Always interesting...any input?
Love it

Vazooli
11-18-06, 12:56
Had to make an early morning trip to [ahem] the Home Depot last Saturday morning so I cruised by Singapore to see what could be had. Unfortunately they were not open yet.

So I passed by Spa 83. They were not open yet, either. So I tried Exercise. They were just opening. Mama San was replacing light bulbs and the girls were vacuuming and getting themselves ready for business.

Sammy came to my room. An older woman (50s?) but still trim and petite. She would have to do. Had me warm up in the sauna first and then went to the shower. She asked if I had been there before and I told her I’d been there a couple of months ago, but I didn’t remember the name of the masseuse. (Actually I’ve been there dozens and dozens of times over the years, starting back in the early ‘90s when it first opened.)

She asked if went to other places and I said yes and named a few. She was washing me very thoroughly and she made the point that Singapore does not have a TS and I said that her shower was definitely more “fun.” Mr. Johnson was in firm agreement.

I asked for a hard massage and she got started but it was not very good. And then suddenly she left. After a few minutes Sue came in. What an improvement. Very cute, about 30 yo. Hardly any English. Her massage was not all that great either, but when she went to the soft massage she had an interesting technique that really got a rise out of me. Instead of using her finger tips, she used the entire palms of her hands. It was different. And I definitely liked being handled by 2 different ladies in the same session. You gotta’ love the variety. Very nice HR.

So I left happy. It was the best experience I’d had at Exercise for a long time, which is why I stopped going there so much.

I was wondering why they switched gals though. Did Sammy go to take care of a regular? Did they upgrade me to Sue in hopes I’d return sooner? Were they satisfied I wasn’t LEO so they let Sue get some business after they figured I was safe? And another thing … they moved my clothes while I was in the sauna/shower. I was originally in the room closest to the front, but they moved all my stuff to a room next to the sauna. Sammy told me they had to “change the sheets.” Weird.

Anybody had a similar experience? I enjoyed the visit but it was a bit on the unusual side.

Call Me Booger
11-18-06, 15:53
My spidey sense is that they were doing a little more aggressive screening job on you, for whatever reason.

The first time I've gone to a couple of amps, I've gotten what appears to be the mamasan at the start, and then switch to the "masseuse", after mamasan appears comfortable.

Switching rooms is a first for me. But the general rule is the room closest to the entrance is "the less fun are you a cop room", compared to the rooms toward the back being the "you've been hear and yell Who's your Daddy really loud room."

Bullshit
11-19-06, 20:20
Went up to 83 today. Thank you to everyone who replyed and helped me with pm.

Had a good time even though everyone told me to stay away, massaged by a new girl who said she just started five days ago.

Nice rooms with doors thet close, ts and sauna.

For some reason i was put into one room then with out any reason, talking , or getting to know each other i was moved to another as soon as my girl walked into the room.I was asked at least 5 times if ive been there before and where ive been and where i live. As long as the outcome is to my likeing , I dont care,.

I left a tip I would leave any other place , no more no less.

More info for members who pm me or post...Thanks again.

Astralwerks
11-21-06, 11:55
Hey guys,

My first time posting, after lurking for a bit on and off. Here are a couple reports on Sing and 83.

Went to sing a few weeks ago, had Lisa. Bit older and chubbier for my liking, but whatevs. Btw, it was my first time. Put me in the back room by the shower. A bit chilly back there. I was expecting to get anally raped by her, after what other mongers were saying, but I didn't get any play in that area at all. Had a pretty decent massage. Once I flipped over, a little negotiating was had, then some fun, before I got a solid cbj. Overall a good first time experience. I'm still waiting to get a hold of Ruby, after everyone's been ranting about her!

Speaking of which, just last week, I tried sing again to try Ruby out, but she was with someone, so I decided to go to 83. Again, first time there as well. Had a girl named, Jay (Jae???), says she's only been there 3 days...maybe same girl as the previous poster? Cute, petite girl...mid-30s maybe? Had the TS and sauna, then a decent soft massage, before I turned over and she played around a little, before going straight to a hj. Didn't press too much, just felt her outside her clothes. No negotiating here. Gave her the standard hj tip at the end.

Astralwerks

Arfman
11-21-06, 14:15
My guess is Vazooli is a fairly young guy. I know I'm bad at guessing ages, but I'd be willing to bet that Sammi is not in her 50s. I know....I sleep with an almost 50 year old and although Sammi's face may not be prime, she does NOT have a 50 yo body. Anyone else have a guess?

Dent55
11-21-06, 17:58
Found this on CL in Atlanta (titled "CL Code Words"), though youall would enjoy!!

Exotic" = BBW = Fat
"Exotic" = Curvy - Fat
"Exotic" = Voluptuous - Fat
"Exotic" = Stacked - Fat on top, followed by Fat everywhere else
"Exotic" = Rubinesque - So fat she won't look at herself in a mirror
"Exotic" = All Woman - Birth Certificate reads "George"
"Exotic" = Has no idea who her father was
"Exotic" = Asian - Native of Puerto Rico
"Exotic" = Asian Exotic - Native of Puerto Rico, and has no idea who her father was
"Exotic" / GFE - Saw someone kissing once
"Exotic" / PSE - Saw a porn flick once

If you think that the word "Exotic" is just a litle overused, join the gang.
For the ladies here on CL................ there really is nothing "Exotic" about being either Black, Ebony, White, Red, FAT or THIN, UGLY, Saggy TITS, yada,yada,yada.......

Other terms and their meanings:

The Pics Are Really Mine - They're HERS because she just stole them
Last Day - Just arrived, let's see how it goes
Last Day - Scraping up the money for a ticket outta here
Hot - Out on bail
Open-Minded - Doesn't mind stealing
Non-Pro - Will take the money, but promised her boyfriend she won't enjoy it
Pro - Takes the money, enjoys it, and still lies to her boyfriend
Satisfaction Guaranteed - If she doesn't like your money she'll give it back
Having A Special - Pissed off the last ten customers and the reviews are out
Hi , My name is... - Just changed her name again because new reviews came out
$300/Hr - Thinks that if she charges a lot she's an "Actress" not a *****
$300/Hr with a $200/Hr Special - Couldn't act either
PornStar - Couldn't give it away
Well Reviewed - Her mom still likes her
TER Reviewed - Mom wrote it
Ask Me ABout My Friend - Will bring Mom along
New To The Business - Just off the street
New To The Business - Dad found out she was giving it away
New To The Business, But Experienced - Made Dad pay full price
New To The Business, But Experienced And Well Reviewed - Dad wrote a review

67Lincoln
11-21-06, 22:46
Made the trip Saturday night- Had to go to the cash station first when I returned a monger was already ahead of me.

Since Kimberly was not avail had Jane. She said it was her 5 th day.

Standard TS and Massage with HR. Nothing else. I think I will stick with Kimberly

Bullshit
11-22-06, 11:06
Jade, Jane, Jay? Think we are all talking about the same girl.

Someone needs to ask her for some ID.

Call Me Booger
11-22-06, 12:58
Jade, Jane, Jay? Think we are all talking about the same girl.

Someone needs to ask her for some ID.


Maybe just ask to see her Green Card....

MWM
11-22-06, 13:19
New To The Business, But Experienced - Made Dad pay full price
ROFLMAO!!! That was hysterical!



Found this on CL in Atlanta (titled "CL Code Words"), though youall would enjoy!!

Exotic" = BBW = Fat
"Exotic" = Curvy - Fat
"Exotic" = Voluptuous - Fat
"Exotic" = Stacked - Fat on top, followed by Fat everywhere else
"Exotic" = Rubinesque - So fat she won't look at herself in a mirror
"Exotic" = All Woman - Birth Certificate reads "George"
"Exotic" = Has no idea who her father was
"Exotic" = Asian - Native of Puerto Rico
"Exotic" = Asian Exotic - Native of Puerto Rico, and has no idea who her father was
"Exotic" / GFE - Saw someone kissing once
"Exotic" / PSE - Saw a porn flick once

If you think that the word "Exotic" is just a litle overused, join the gang.
For the ladies here on CL................ there really is nothing "Exotic" about being either Black, Ebony, White, Red, FAT or THIN, UGLY, Saggy TITS, yada,yada,yada.......

Other terms and their meanings:

The Pics Are Really Mine - They're HERS because she just stole them
Last Day - Just arrived, let's see how it goes
Last Day - Scraping up the money for a ticket outta here
Hot - Out on bail
Open-Minded - Doesn't mind stealing
Non-Pro - Will take the money, but promised her boyfriend she won't enjoy it
Pro - Takes the money, enjoys it, and still lies to her boyfriend
Satisfaction Guaranteed - If she doesn't like your money she'll give it back
Having A Special - Pissed off the last ten customers and the reviews are out
Hi , My name is... - Just changed her name again because new reviews came out
$300/Hr - Thinks that if she charges a lot she's an "Actress" not a *****
$300/Hr with a $200/Hr Special - Couldn't act either
PornStar - Couldn't give it away
Well Reviewed - Her mom still likes her
TER Reviewed - Mom wrote it
Ask Me ABout My Friend - Will bring Mom along
New To The Business - Just off the street
New To The Business - Dad found out she was giving it away
New To The Business, But Experienced - Made Dad pay full price
New To The Business, But Experienced And Well Reviewed - Dad wrote a review

Bill R
11-22-06, 22:19
Arfman,
I hate to disappoint but nearly all the women in the AMPs around Chicago are mid 40's to low 50's. Asians seem to all look younger to us white guys. But, I like the older more experienced ladies. I'd rather have a 6 that knew what she was doing than a 10 who couldn't screw in a light bulb, ha.

BTW, I had a korean gf one time about 10 years ago. I was 33. I would have sworn she was my same age. First tie I saw her driver's license I was shocked to see she had 13 years on me. My current gf is Japanese. I still like to sample the AMPs, though.

Young Man
11-22-06, 22:32
Jane/Jay...same girl. She is here untill Christmas. HJ only. I was with her this week. She was alot of fun, but again HJ only.


Jade, Jane, Jay? Think we are all talking about the same girl.

Someone needs to ask her for some ID.

Vazooli
11-24-06, 16:59
My spidey sense is that they were doing a little more aggressive screening job on you, for whatever reason.

The first time I've gone to a couple of amps, I've gotten what appears to be the mamasan at the start, and then switch to the "masseuse", after mamasan appears comfortable.

Switching rooms is a first for me. But the general rule is the room closest to the entrance is "the less fun are you a cop room", compared to the rooms toward the back being the "you've been hear and yell Who's your Daddy really loud room."

I think you're right. Once Sammie cleared me, they passed me to Sue who does not speak much English and can not be depended on as a screener.

I went a back a couple of days ago and got Sue right away. She remembered me and I had a very thorough shower, a nice light massage and a happy (HR) ending.

She is reallly attractive, has a good attitude and even kisses me on the lips! This time I was able to explore the Northern Hemispheres much more directly. I'll go back and give myself an early Xmas present.

I still can't figure out the room thing, though. This last time I ws put in the same room as I originally had last time, but it may just have been that it was busier this time around. Who knows.

BTW, here is a photo of the lineup at my favorite AMP. Something for everyone!

Vazooli
11-24-06, 17:10
My guess is Vazooli is a fairly young guy. I know I'm bad at guessing ages, but I'd be willing to bet that Sammi is not in her 50s. I know....I sleep with an almost 50 year old and although Sammi's face may not be prime, she does NOT have a 50 yo body. Anyone else have a guess?

Arf,

Have you seen Sammi? Believe me, she is in her 50s, if not more. I know Asian women age better, but I am being generous (and gentlemanly) in underestimating her years on the planet. If she were Caucasian and looking like that, I'd put her in the upper 60s.

Not that that's bad thing. The time she spent with me was quite enjoyable and I bet I'd have been satisfied if she had not switched off.

In any case, it all worked out well at thend. :)

IMHO.

-Vazooli

Diddler
11-27-06, 10:26
BTW, here is a photo of the lineup at my favorite AMP. Something for everyone!There's no photo here.

Arfman
11-27-06, 10:35
Okay, I guess we can agree to disagree. As I said, I'm a poor judge of age so I guess that's a good thing when it comes to this hobby.

Love It
11-28-06, 15:21
Made an appointment with Ruby after seeing her good reports. Excellent provider, good massage, great finish. Nice bod, great breasts. Did not ask for FS but she went well beyond the call of duty..though not FS...finshed on those beauties.

Member #5481
11-29-06, 10:29
Was in the area yesterday for an appointment that was delayed and while looking for a restaurant to eat at found Spa One. Massuese was Cheshka. Chubby 40ish Korean. Massage was okay at best and HS was passable. Would not repeat.

Call Me Booger
11-30-06, 13:32
Well I stopped by Sing after lunch the other day for a little dessert. I walked in and only one room was occupied. I requested Ruby, but she was busy. Damn it.

Almost walked out, but thought with lil boog head, who wanted some attention.

Mamasan lead me to shower and Odie came to escort me back to the room. And I immediately thought that I had read a bad report about Odie a while back (go back a few pages if you want a refresher). Anyways, Odie is 40 something and typical Mt Prospect amp girl. Body looked better dressed than not, with things starting to sag. Although I got to look at the rest of the selection, and the rest were Odies level or worse. I was hoping Ruby was the start of the new lineup, but she seems to be the only one.

Here's the brief overview of my session with Odie. Walked in at 1:30 and walked out at 1:50. Uninspired massage, more pushing pressure than massage, and extras were "Get er Done" as quick as possible.

Vazooli
11-30-06, 21:41
There's no photo here.

I could not upload the photo that I wanted. Not sure why. You may have seen my edit, showing that I recognized it afterward. I will try again later. I hope I can get it online. It's a whole series of pictures that I know all would enjoy.

SO coming home. Got to go.

67Lincoln
11-30-06, 22:59
Went to 83 Bodyworks- There was a papasan working- Kind of a lazy ass.

Wanted Kimberly they tried to give me Jane= so I left.

Occasional Amp
12-01-06, 02:29
What AMP has the best table shower in the area?

Hollywood2
12-04-06, 02:05
My first visit with/at both (Sing and Ruby). Yes, Sing, is not easy to find, especially in the dark. Yes the sign is behind a tree, but due to the season, there are no leaves on it, so it's a little easier than hard :)

Some of you have over-described Ruby (with respect to exterior looks). Maybe she is worth the praise when compared to the crappy quality of AMP providers in the Chi/land area. Because when compared to DC, San Fran and Dallas, she is barely getting an average score. I think her main advantage is that she is young(er). However, her attitude is beyond positive. Yes her English is not good at all, mostly pronanciation-wise. FS was available. The massage was average but long enough. Overall I would recommend.

Finally, Ruby told me that the place is not busy at all. And she did not mean it being so at specific days or times in the day. I found that interesting.

Young Man
12-04-06, 07:00
What AMP has the best table shower in the area?


What do you define best as? The table shower is so dependent on the provider. I usually ask for a pop on the table shower and another in the room so for me, best is a provider that is willing to do that.

Spa 1 in my opinion provide the best table shower around, that being said I have been digging Jane @ 83 Body Works lately.

The best table shower I have had in NW Ill...was at World Spa in Algonquin, I was kept in there for 15 minutes. She actually partook in the shower, it was a good time. That was years ago now, so do not count on it.

You need to define best or what you are looking specifically for.

Take care,

YM

Corndog #2
12-04-06, 09:24
What do you define best as? The table shower is so dependent on the provider. I usually ask for a pop on the table shower and another in the room so for me, best is a provider that is willing to do that.

Spa 1 in my opinion provide the best table shower around, that being said I have been digging Jane @ 83 Body Works lately.

The best table shower I have had in NW Ill...was at World Spa in Algonquin, I was kept in there for 15 minutes. She actually partook in the shower, it was a good time. That was years ago now, so do not count on it.

You need to define best or what you are looking specifically for.

Take care,

YM

To clarify...The table shower at World is now gone. Is that correct?

Sledder
12-04-06, 11:27
No they still have the table shower at World. I was there a few weeks ago. Decent massage with standard h/r and table shower. Nice back scratch too (my personal favorite)

Young Man
12-04-06, 13:15
To clarify...The table shower at World is now gone. Is that correct?

Last time I was there, she said the Algonquin police closed it up, but since she knew me from before, she hooked me up. That was last spring. I did not like the service there any more so I stopped going there.

YM

Vazooli
12-04-06, 20:56
These last few reports really do confirm YMMV. Apparently it all depends on the gal.

I've had good and bad at all the places reviewed here.

Chi Guy
12-04-06, 21:46
The best table shower I have had in NW Ill...was at World Spa in Algonquin, I was kept in there for 15 minutes. She actually partook in the shower, it was a good time. That was years ago now, so do not count on it.
Yeah, that had to be many years ago at World. Every time that I've gone there, it's been very mediocre...a mediocre massage from a mediocre Asian lady with a mediocre clothed happy ending. Absolutely never anything out of the ordinary. I stopped going even before they stopped using the table shower.

Hobby Lover
12-05-06, 00:33
Add me to the list of people who have had a bad experience at the AMP in Algonquin.

I didn't even get a handshake when I was there.

Must have thought I was LE.

Call Me Booger
12-05-06, 12:46
In general, from noticing the reports of late. My Amp-visits in the Mt Prospect area will probably slow down again. With quality and service being so average to below average (Minus Ruby-obviously), I'm back to thinking that it's not worth the money.

Especially after my 20 minute (wham-bam) session with Odie.

AdaptableMan
12-05-06, 17:13
Hey guys,

I am more of a regular on the Rockford/Belvidere scene but I had a question.
A friend of a friend mine was telling me about a massage place near oakton & 90 with an escort style incall set up. American girls that were basically escorts in an incall set up. Not like the rip off places in Roselle but a real incall/ massage place.
It is supposed to be just blocks from Heavenly Bodies.

He said the women in this place are hot and you can get it all. Told me prices are higher than an AMP place but worth the trip.

If anyone can verify this place by name & location I would love to check it out and post a report. If this is bogus let me know as well.

Later

Diddler
12-06-06, 10:56
My understanding (never been there) is that it's a jack shack, if you're in the area, go rub and tug at Singapore instead.


Hey guys,

I am more of a regular on the Rockford/Belvidere scene but I had a question.
A friend of a friend mine was telling me about a massage place near oakton & 90 with an escort style incall set up. American girls that were basically escorts in an incall set up. Not like the rip off places in Roselle but a real incall/ massage place.
It is supposed to be just blocks from Heavenly Bodies.

He said the women in this place are hot and you can get it all. Told me prices are higher than an AMP place but worth the trip.

If anyone can verify this place by name & location I would love to check it out and post a report. If this is bogus let me know as well.

Later

Chiharco
12-06-06, 17:48
It's no jack shack and the quality is there, but.........

It gets pricey beyond your typical escort rates with a door fee of $250 (at least last time I was there). Add in the "extra" tips for upgrades and you're looking at a pleasant experience for a lot of money. If I can get a quality escort delivered to my door for an average of $3 to $3.5, with no questions asked, why would I want to go through the hassle of going to a spa, playing the tip game, and the end result is costing much more than desired.

here's a few links to some of the workers there;
http://www.roomservice2000.com/roomservice-listing.tpl?id=brook-il-1
http://www.roomservice2000.com/roomservice-listing.tpl?id=Honee-1

Then, the actual spa link;
http://www.edenincspa.com/home.htm

Their site is old and I believe the gallery section is quite dated. Their rates section I believe is wrong. The last time I was there (about a year), I was told that they no longer have half hour rates and the hour went up to $250. Once again, that's just the door fee.

Chiharco
12-06-06, 17:56
I've been there a couple of times since my last report, so nothing earthshattering to tell.

I walked on Odie once before and the previous reports by a few on here have reported a bad experience. They sent her in after the shower and I complained to the Mamasan (standing there dripping in a towel) and she happily switched for me. I suggest anyone going there to do the same, complain and ask for a switch, even if you've never seen her before, just to send the message loud and clear that we won't tolerate bad attitude, rushed service.

Call Me Booger
12-06-06, 18:17
Nice move on the Odie thing. I would love to see more mongers do that after my last experience. You know what sucks about my last visit even more, is that I've been going there on a fairly regular basis (nearly 1x/week), and to get treated with that crap session. Pisses me off.

I know I keep saying it but I miss Rockford. I remember one time at Paradise, I was with Cookie and requested everything and gave her $120. Well I popped during the BJ and when she came back with the warm towel, she brought me back $40. I was floored. That's how you treat a regular.

Anyways, I've never been to Eden, but looks like a rip-off to me. Get an escort for that money. Or for less money and equal or better talent go to Madison WI, and hit one of their "bath houses".

Captain Stiffy
12-06-06, 18:47
[QUOTE=Call Me Booger] I know I keep saying it but I miss Rockford. I remember one time at Paradise, I was with Cookie and requested everything and gave her $120. Well I popped during the BJ and when she came back with the warm towel, she brought me back $40.QUOTE]
I too, miss Rockford. One time at Oriental, on Brodaway, I popped pretty quick during the HJ, after paying for FS. I had no problem staying up for the remainder of the session, but popping for a second time didn't seem like it was going to happen. The hot little lady wouldn't quit until I did. They really went the extra mile at that place. :(

Joey Greco
12-07-06, 00:27
Cookie was a perennial All-Star.

Call Me Booger
12-07-06, 12:39
Man is Honee scary looking or what.

Seriously, you gotta be desparate to drop that kind of money on Honee.

And yes I could go on and on with Cookie stories.

Call Me Booger
12-07-06, 13:00
I was Chatting with Benchseats Rock in the Chat room, and we were talking about old workers in AMPS.

He came up with a new "Term and Abbr"


AARPAMP

kind of how we can describe Spa 1

Luv Nooke
12-07-06, 19:11
Been there, done that, wasted every penny I spent. I finally quit going to Eden, it was a total waste of time. I have played the game plenty enough to know how to get service. It never happened for me there. I been treated to really good service by girls with a mediocre rep., it's all in how you act. I never got beyond a HS at Eden. On top of that, the girls I met there weren't that great. YMMV.

AdaptableMan
12-08-06, 12:55
Thanks for the feedback guys. I guess I will take a pass on Eden and stick with a sure thing like the AMPs.

I will be hitting 83 over the weekend and I will post on Monday.

Be safe,

D

Vazooli
12-09-06, 14:08
Okay, I guess we can agree to disagree. As I said, I'm a poor judge of age so I guess that's a good thing when it comes to this hobby.

Arf,

Went back to Exercise today and met a DIFFERENT Sammi, probably the one of which you speak. I'd say she's late 30s, maybe 40. Attractive, with a great bod, which my little head convinced me to overpay ($1.00) to see all of it, up close and personal.

Despite the overcharge, I enjoyed her. She has a good attitude and kept at it until the happy ending. Alot of others give up and I'm tired of hearing "you break-a my ahm."

Ben54
12-09-06, 20:07
There was an ad in the Sun Times that said "You can go more than once in your hour." It was on Palatine Rd, in Prospect Heights.

Is this legit? I wanted to go, but for some reason I figured it would be a scam like the Roselle joints.

Let me know if anyone has been there. I can exchange info on the couple of EMP's I have been too.

Chiharco
12-11-06, 19:04
Stopped in Singapore and met a new one, Judy. Older MILF type with a pleasant personality. I never go all out with someone new and just got the standard service. I must say, these older ones put a good effort in the massage & tease. You can tell who's been around by that alone.

Chi Guy
12-11-06, 22:44
There was an ad in the Sun Times that said "You can go more than once in your hour." It was on Palatine Rd, in Prospect Heights.

Is this legit? I wanted to go, but for some reason I figured it would be a scam like the Roselle joints.

Let me know if anyone has been there. I can exchange info on the couple of EMP's I have been too.
If it walks like a ripoff and talks like a ripoff, it's a ripoff.

Diddler
12-11-06, 23:18
If it walks like a ripoff and talks like a ripoff, it's a ripoff.By go more than once an hour, they probably mean to the bathroom.

Bkmsw
12-13-06, 10:08
There was an ad in the Sun Times that said "You can go more than once in your hour." It was on Palatine Rd, in Prospect Heights.

Is this legit? I wanted to go, but for some reason I figured it would be a scam like the Roselle joints.

Let me know if anyone has been there. I can exchange info on the couple of EMP's I have been too.I had a friend go there a couple of weeks ago. He was drunk. Took him for a few hundred just to dance naked and jerk himself off. Enough said.

SteveLee333
12-13-06, 14:40
Does anyone know anything about AMP there? I will be visiting early next year and read the forum to find a good place to unwind after long trip from LA. However, there wasn't much report on the scene there.

I know some bros don't want to get specific with obvious reasons, that's fine with me. I can read between the lines.

Thanks in advance for any tip.

Hentaiboy
12-13-06, 16:44
I had a friend go there a couple of weeks ago. He was drunk. Took him for a few hundred just to dance naked and jerk himself off. Enough said.*Sigh*

Yeah, I can confirm this.

I could have sworn that I made a post about this before - but I first saw it in Chicago Afterdark Website.

Then I saw an ad for it in Chicago Twilight.

If I remember correctly.

.80 = Just a dance. You watch. Nothing else.

$$$ = She dances. She takes off some clothes. I think you can do stuff, but not entirely sure.

Oh and the next you will all love

$$$$$$ <- Yes, I did not accidentally hold down the key that long.
= She dances, She takes off her clothes. You can take off yours. And they add in, "Maybe, stuff might happen" Which is probably not going to be the case.

As Chi Guy said, if it looks like one, smells like one ...Yes, it is one.

BibiBiloui
12-15-06, 13:32
I was really close to checking that one out when they got busted a few months back. No hobbyists busted, just a masseuse, but I'm guessing they're playing legit for awhile after that. I saw a picture of the masseuse who was busted and I think the only thing I'd pay her $80 for is to paint my house, but to each his own.


Does anyone know anything about AMP there? I will be visiting early next year and read the forum to find a good place to unwind after long trip from LA. However, there wasn't much report on the scene there.

I know some bros don't want to get specific with obvious reasons, that's fine with me. I can read between the lines.

Thanks in advance for any tip.

Hollywood2
12-16-06, 12:24
My second visit to Sing last week and asked for Yoko (after writing about Ruby) in a previous post. I described Ruby as average at best if compared with what one could get off of a lineup in DC (especially pre Black-Wed) and San Fran (especially pre-you-gotta-have-a-green-card-to-provide-services LE "policy"). This will give reference to describing Yoko. Overall she is a step below Ruby in looks and a lot older than R. And with respect to her behind, she is three steps below. The only thing Y has better than R is the face and speaks better English. The boobs are about equaly, however Y's are natural, unlike R's. Also Y gives a better massage. Some wrote she thinks she is a comedian, she does try to break the ice with jokes but she is pretty smart overall (unlike R).

However, the point of the story here is that she did not offer FS and even after pressed she would not offer it. I think she had her period because she would not even let me touch her down there. I was never denied FS in a place that offers FS before. I usually get FS in places that rarely offer it, so I was very surprised at that initially. On the other hand, I thought, "so what?", I got a (great!) HJ and paid a lot less (than if I would have paid for FS) from someone who's overall looks are below average. And that argument becomes a lot stronger when one thinks that I am a butt-guy and Y had none.

Overall, a positive experience though because the attitude was positive, the massage was above average and took the whole hour (excluding the HJ) and we cracked a few jokes that made us both laugh out loud.

Chi Guy
12-16-06, 19:51
Let's try this again. I thought I posted this before, but I don't see it. Could be my bad. Anyway, came across this story about more abuse of power by one of our local governments. Singapore regulars should take note.


Better late than never.

Four years after Arlington Heights village leaders declared the International Plaza blighted, its tenants are fighting back.

On Saturday, they will hold a rally at the plaza at Golf and Arlington Heights roads. It will start at 10 a.m. with coffee, doughnuts and tenant speeches urging residents to help save the plaza, said Leo Plotkin, owner of Unique Camera Service, which is located in the plaza.

“We’ve been pretty passive for quite a few years,” Plotkin said. “We’ve known what was going on, but haven’t done anything.”

That changed about two weeks ago when about 15 International Plaza tenants met and voted to fight the village’s plan to demolish the plaza, Plotkin said.

Arlington Heights officials have been trying to redevelop the 35 acres on the village’s south side since 2002, when they declared the area blighted and formed a special tax district.

Later that year, about 20 business owners and customers of International Plaza, 120 to 388 E. Golf Road, lined the sidewalk in front of the village hall in protest. They said that although it could use some touch-ups, it was a thriving center.

The district, called a tax increment financing district or a TIF for short, is created by a municipality to freeze the amount of property taxes local governments can get from an area for 23 years. During the life span of the TIF, property taxes continue to increase.

The difference between the frozen level and what’s paid to local taxing bodies is used for improvements within the designated area.

During this period, other taxing bodies only receive the frozen level .

However, owners of the International Plaza, the Arlin-Golf Plaza and XSport Fitness Center have filed lawsuits saying their site wasn’t blighted.

A judge soon will decide if XSport has a point. If the village loses that lawsuit, plans for a SuperTarget will disappear and the plaza will remain as is, according to Village Attorney Jack Siegel.

The judge’s decision could come in December, Siegel said.

In October, the village board delayed voting to start condemnation and then eminent domain proceedings until the XSport lawsuit is decided.

Last year, the village board approved a redevelopment agreement with Target that says Target will front the money to develop the site and the village will reimburse the company up to $19 million over the TIF’s 23-year life span. Plans call for a 174,000-square-foot SuperTarget store and also could include up to 47,300 square feet of other retail.

The special taxing district will expire in 2025.

This week, Plotkin and tenants like hairstylist Stephen Bachtell of Studio Salons will pass out neon fliers to residents and shoppers about the rally.

“We won’t be ignored,” said Bachtell. “These politicians don’t realize how they are affecting people’s lives.”

Bullshit
12-17-06, 00:07
I know it says a Super Target is trying to come in, but from what I hear is that Woodman's Food Market is trying to get in there and most likely will take it . I kind of work in a field where I hear inside stuff like that.
The village of AH is trying to compete with schaumburg.

Out with the old in with the new, they got rid of the family restaurant right down the road along with the gas station to put up a CVS( comeing Soon)


Thoes who dont know what a Woodman's Food Market is, think a Meijer store times 2 with mostly all food.

Eather way what ever comes in that spot or even if it stayes the same....I F'ing HATE Target

67Lincoln
12-17-06, 11:44
So Ruby does not work on Saturdays so I headed to my second favorite place, 83 Bodyworks

Asked for Kimberly and I can say it was a bizaar (sp) session. It was great , left happy.

Kimberly may only ne around for the next two weeks.

George W. Bush
12-17-06, 13:05
It would be in Meijers best interest to help the fight against the city. I thought that had been changed about eminent domain too, maybe I was wrong. It certainly doesn't seem blighted when I go there-reasonably clean, and lots of small businesses. Once again, all the small business owners get fucked in the name of "progress"

Vazooli
12-17-06, 13:46
Went to 83 the other day for a change of pace, hadn't been there for several months.

I saw the guy's desk and computer that's set up by the door ... somebody else wrote about that awhile ago. He wasn't there, though, it was early in the morning (Christmas shopping, of course ;-) ).

Met with Hanna (pronounced Hawna) who has a good attitude and did a nice HJ. Best thing about her is that she alot younger than most of the Korean gals around here and trim and good looking. I'd say:

face - 6
bod - 8
massage - 5
TS - 9

The TS was VERY thorough. There was no hhesitation to really clean out the dirty spot if you know what I mean. And during the massage she returned there and really got "into" it. Any of you anal guys would love it.

Offered her .40 as I was leaving but she badgered me for .10 more. I gave in because she was fun to be with, gave good service, and let me explore one of the nicest racks you'll ever set eyes on.

Don't know if more is available, and didn't try. She'd be a great one for FS. What a bod <sigh>.

-Vazooli

Ben54
12-17-06, 20:52
Thank you all for the info on the Prospect Heights jack shack. I was afraid that is what it was.

Diddler
12-17-06, 23:56
That mall doesn't exactly look "blighted" to me. The resteraunt is always doing good (good food too), and the Fencing Academy seems to be well set up. I think it's a back door approach to eliminate Singapore and other stores "of interest" for newer bargain boxes. TIFs create quite a few years of bedlam for all the "good" they bring.

Bedroom Eyes
12-18-06, 02:37
BS I am with you I hate Target,

Not to get political but I thought in Illinois towns can't use eminent domain proceedings for private developers benefit. Only for public use.

The land grab continues.I'm 'kinda' in that field and they can definitely do that for the developers benefit. In fact , that's what TIF zones and eminent domain are all about. It would not surprise me to see it go Target in a heartbeat with very little public outcry because they usually get what they want (village zoning)

SteveLee333
12-18-06, 19:51
They were busted? great to know. Maybe I should cross out that place unless someone else has had a good experience afte the bust.

Thanks for letting me know.


I was really close to checking that one out when they got busted a few months back. No hobbyists busted, just a masseuse, but I'm guessing they're playing legit for awhile after that. I saw a picture of the masseuse who was busted and I think the only thing I'd pay her $80 for is to paint my house, but to each his own.

Sam Spade
12-19-06, 12:21
Last report of 2006. Christmas is eating me alive!

Something I hadn't done in three years. Got a number for an asian apartment out of Chicago Twilight, which had a little map showing I-294 and Willow Rd. Close enough. Made the call and the lady told me it's really on Lake Ave., in Glenview. Followed her directions, got to the door and was greeted by Anna, a 30 something korean in fine shape in a very skimpy red teddy. As we didn't know each other, she played with a weak massage for 10 minutes before asking what I wanted.

I wouldn't really call her passionate about her work. Competent is more like it. She took her time and I really enjoyed myself. When I was done she just laid down beside me and cuddled for about 4 minutes. Nice touch I thought.

Overall...
Body 8
Face 7
Massage 3
Service 7

I'll repeat if she's still around next year. Merry Christmas Charlie Brown!

Rub & Tugged
12-19-06, 16:54
From what goes on at this place it HAS to be making some cash...it will resurface if a bigbox moves in...

Dent55
12-19-06, 17:46
Had Hana, just as described, asked for full service and she said no. Did get BBBJ that transformed into a great HJ.

Bill R
12-19-06, 20:17
No fears. If a big box goes in, this place will definitely reappear in the same neighborhood. It's been there for 10 years. Before that it was around the corner under a different name. At that time it was called 'Lucky Spa'. I had some great times there. The girls were generally younger.

A Guy Named J
12-19-06, 23:51
Hey everyone.

It's been a while, but I'm back. The wife is pissing me off again as usual, and I'm wanting to get back into the hobby again.

I'm hearing that the Sing might be going away and that LE might be making things nervous.

Could anyone give me a rundown on places to go for the AMP's and the apartments? I'd like to know what my options are and what would be acceptable prices.

Thanks.

AGNJ

Hadecologne
12-20-06, 05:39
Unfortunately this time I forgot my camera! Anyway, I had the pleasure of meeting this latin lady in the area who placed an ad on CL. She sounded nice on the phone and she ended up being the one I met after calling other numbers. She turned out to be nice in person as well. Her pictures resembled her. I had a great time with her. She is leaving on Friday 12/22 and if you want to meet her, PM me for her digits.

A Guy Named J
12-20-06, 18:25
Gee, A Guy Named J. I was pming with Boog and Dent and a few other senior members, we all were wondering what happened to you. We missed your in depth reports of your mongering and how you shared your expirence without asking for anything in return.

Great to see you back and look forward to more posts.Thanks 67lincoln. Do you think you could you PM me what's looking good in the MP area? It would be much appreciated.

HappyGardener
12-20-06, 22:06
Thanks 67lincoln. Do you think you could you PM me what's looking good in the MP area? It would be much appreciated.

Uhhhmmmm...J?

67Ls' reply would be a sarcastic one. By that I mean he is not going to give you anything. Nor is anyone else. 11 posts all with questions. Not one report.

Mr.Raymonds
12-20-06, 22:09
Went to see Ruby yesterday. She indicated business is very slow which is surprising since it is the season for giving! Always enjoy her great attitude, body and effort. Got reacquainted in the sauna together and then the standard mediocre massage. No worry though, finished on the bolt-ons and she even kissed junior good-bye. I prefer Singapore/Ruby to most all amps in the area.

Call Me Booger
12-21-06, 10:56
I don't think it's slow at Sing. I went the other day and the first three rooms were full. Same as the last time I went. So, I'm sure the good publicity on this site helps there business. To bad Jackson couldn't make a buck on every monger who goes there from this site.

Anyways, I thought I was screwed when it was so busy. I asked mamasan for Ruby and she said no problem. She took me to the very back room. I would refer to as the back up room, since it connects to the back door and has some storage. So, she leads me back and opens the outside door and yells for Ruby. She comes in in sweatpants and long coat. Comes over gives me a hug and says she will be right back. Struck me as funny.

As for the guy named J. Linc you cracked me up with that one. Now in the holiday spirit I'm going to help J. It's a secret wealth of information I've found on the MP's in the area, and all other types of mongering experiences a guy could look for. Reviews on SW, craigslist...tons of stuff. And it's all geographically sorted. The best part is all you have to do is RTFF. So here's the link, I hope its okay I post this Jackson...www.usasexguide.info
Merry Christmas everybody!

Pfi309
12-21-06, 16:29
I don't think it's slow at Sing. I went the other day and the first three rooms were full. Same as the last time I went. So, I'm sure the good publicity on this site helps there business. To bad Jackson couldn't make a buck on every monger who goes there from this site.Certainly not slow today, went a little before 11:00 AM and had to wait for Ruby. Thier door bell range 7 times while I waited and during my session. Got the suntan room and had the session on a matress on the floor. Ruby certainly does have a quick ass body, loved those nipples. Being on the floor made the fun that much easier. When we were done she laid on top and used here muscles to "squeeze it". I bet that girl could snap a banana in half.

Chiharco
12-21-06, 17:24
That happened to me with Yoko not too long ago, maybe it's the outside smoking lounge. I have seen the Mamasan walk to the vacate storefront next door and go in, so seriously, who knows what's going on next door, maybe the formal hang out location instead of that back storage room.

And you guys kill me. It always amazes me that 99% of all stupid questions asked on here have already been answered in a previous report or two, yet some lazy ass who doesn't want to read asks anyway.

Jammit
12-21-06, 19:50
So, I've lurked long enough....time to post up.

Had the day off today, so hit the wife up for a little action. Wouldn't go for FS, so had to settle for BBBJ with a HJ finish. Felt rushed, and kept getting asked to get it over with..'my mouth hurts"...yada yada. Had to do my own shower, my own cleanup, got no massage, and no hot towels. It's free, but frankly, I prefer a pro for some things.

So the ratings go like this:

Face: 6
Attitude: 2
Value: 8
Body: 4

Unlike my recent month's work at 83. Took three trips with Kimberly to get the relationship set up, but in appropriate progression. First go around very typical, business like, HJ and .4. Nice massage, maybe I'll go back, I thought.

Round 2 a couple weeks later, much better. Took the TS, which I really enjoyed, though the scrubbing gets a little rough at times. Quick sauna and then a really great massage, BBBJ/HJ taking time and making me not feel rushed, but like a VIP. Tip to .6

Round three, all better all around. TS to my liking, again short sauna and she brought me a little cup of water, which I thought was a nice touch. Massage on round three was really spectacular, very thorough, and I even let her walk by back which was nice. Flip and some coaching (you really have to lead the show yourself I have found) goes to CFS. Tipped 1 and had a high on for the rest of the day.

We never discuss terms, which I find best all around. Things just work themselves out.

Anyone have any idea what that patch is she wears? Sometimes on the upper arm, sometimes on the back. I can't figure it out, and it's driving me nuts.

Again, I gotta go with a plumber when my pipes are messed up. The local handywoman just doesn't seem to have the skills.

Iamslobbyist
12-21-06, 20:11
Went to Singapore on Wednesday night for my Christmas present to myself. Asked for Nina as I have had her before. Mamasan said no problem and Nina appeared before my eyes.

Took my shower and saw another nice looking girl who must have been the famous Ruby. Back into the room had a nice slow hard massage. It was not busy according to Nina and the doorbell rang only twice while I was there. I paid for my present and my present unwrapped herself. Nice breasts on my present and I made sure I got a good licking on them

She returned the favor on my boys while slowly giving a nice HJ. Russian and prostate stimulation were also on the menu and I climaxed over those pretty breasts. I am a fan of Nina. She is a cute lady. Might try FS next time.

Bill R
12-22-06, 02:29
Don't those ladies at Singapore fool you. They always say its slow. I guess it would kill the mood if you know guys were going through those ladies like Hubbards cave, ha. I'm not surprise their going next door. They were busted a few years back for living in the store front next door. I think it was their sleeping room.

Bill R
12-22-06, 02:31
I think she's well past 50 probably about 55 but man she's awsome!!! Plastic surgery makes her look a lot younger. South Korea is the plastic surgery capitol of the world. Nina definitely knows what to do with her body.

A Guy Named J
12-22-06, 12:01
Uhhhmmmm...J?

67Ls' reply would be a sarcastic one. By that I mean he is not going to give you anything. Nor is anyone else. 11 posts all with questions. Not one report.Actually I did do a report back in 2005 for checking out if there any SW's on 83 near the trailer park area. I checked that for a couple of days and found nothing available.

And even if Lincoln was being sarcastic, that's ok. I was just asking. I don't take offense too much anyway.

Call Me Booger
12-22-06, 13:25
Don't those ladies at Singapore fool you. They always say its slow. I guess it would kill the mood if you know guys were going through those ladies like Hubbards cave, ha. I'm not surprise their going next door. They were busted a few years back for living in the store front next door. I think it was their sleeping room.


You mean these ladies don't always tell us the truth? I'm shocked and offended....well er maybe not.

Yeah a couple of weeks ago when I was walking in: Mamasan came sprinting over from the other location....Yes sprinting, it was quite funny....I smiled and told her to be careful on the slippery sidewalk.

Okay now time for a long Booger story (ha ha I said long booger):

A tale of two conversations and yes this is somewhat relevant to current conversation, but if you don't want to read it...

I've splurging (or maybe spooging) extra lately with some visits to Mt Prospect amps and the bath houses in Madison and had some conversations with the girls. Yes actual talking, I know I'm a hell of a guy.

Anyways, this Amp girl was telling me about she just got her own apartment, and is trying to save up money to start a regular job doing nails and stuff. And to take some English courses. So basically living the somewhat obscure version of the American dream. Said she is very happy to be an American and wants to stay here till she dies.

So now the conversation with the Bath house girl. She's telling me she has a 4 year degree in accounting, but can't find an intro level job opening that pays more than $28,000/year. Which since she works at RS in Madison she makes a minimum of $70/session and does an average of 7-10 sessions per shift for 4 days a week. Okay even if she is exagerating the numbers say she does 6 sessions per day thats $420 time 4 days=$1680/week. Even if she only works 18 weeks she makes more than her accounting job.

Anyways the moral of the story is: Don't catch these girls at the end of their shift. I've heard of sloppy seconds, but what is the 10th guy get?

Ho Ho Ho
Boog

Hadecologne
12-23-06, 21:17
CL proved again that it can harbor some of the best gems. This time though I had to drive a little closer to Chicago city but still in the burbs. She is a dominican who has lived here for 6 months. Looks: 7, Body: 8, Performance: 7, Attitude: 7. It was not too bad a christmas gift for me. I was with her for an hour and it took me a while to pop but she worked me real well. Anyone interested in meeting PM me for details.

Thanks

HappyGardener
12-24-06, 00:31
Actually I did do a report back in 2005 for checking out if there any SW's on 83 near the trailer park area. I checked that for a couple of days and found nothing available.



2005? 2005? Wow. So I guess we can look forward to your next report sometime next year. Thanks for clearing that up.

67Lincoln
12-24-06, 10:36
The little dog that I saw at Singapore a few weeks ago is alive and kicking ( was not the main course with a side of kimshe)

Anyway, had session with Nina - Like Bill says great body for her age- She can speak good english and Good session also.

It turns out the dog is hers.

Luv Nooke
12-25-06, 12:12
Recently I 've been going to Singapore a little more. Met Nina the other day, Friday, but went with Ruby as usual. Only heard the doorbell once the whole time I was there. Mamasan yelled out for Nina a few minutes later. However, I had to wait for Ruby quite a while and when we were finished she tried to rush me out the door saying how busy they were. Nothing new about the experience though, we all know what it is there.

AdaptableMan
12-28-06, 17:04
This is my first new year's without the wife and I was wondering being a holiday and a Sunday are the local AMPs like Spa 1, Singapore, 83, etc open?

If anyone has any details let me know.

I tried calling one and the lady didn't understand my question.

I was thinking about doing an AMP marathon on NYE until "little Kramden" is worn out.

Later

Vazooli
12-29-06, 10:40
Adaptable,

AMPS are nearly always closed on the major holidays, including New Years Day.

But on Sunday they are sure to be open. Wouldn't want to lose TWO days revenue in a row!

-Vazooli

AdaptableMan
12-29-06, 11:39
I will try an AMP marathon on Sunday night and report back next week.

No wife, no interest in a meaningless Bear/Packer game so why not treat myself.
PS_ I love that 83 was actually opened on Thanksgiving.

Later all and stay safe.

Vazooli
12-30-06, 15:32
I'm surprised that 83 was open on T-Day. My impression has been that the spas don't expect much business on the major holidays (especially the family ones like T-Day and Xmas ... too many obligations and too few excuses to be away for an hour or two, after all Home Depot's not open! ). They also give the girls a little holiday, too. I remember one Memorial Day driving from AMP to AMP to AMP to AMP learning this lesson.

But 83 IS different now, maybe because of the new operators. I went back recently, and that guy was there at the computer (which must be really boring). Kinda' creeps me out, too, since the only places I ever see guys at are jack shacks. They're there for the muscle when another poor dope drops $$$ to pleasure himself and wants his $$$ back. I use this as one way to avoid the shacks. If there's a guy running the operation I just turn around and leave.

There was a tall K-gal there with him and she seemed to be more on the management side than a worker. She answered the door and immediately looked for Hanna (Hawna) who came quickly out of the room that once was used as the "office" by previous owners to take care of me.

Hanna went out of her way to make it a better experience than last time, maybe because the bosses were there. She got me a cup of water while in the sauna, offered me a mouth rinse in the shower (first time for that anywhere), and actually slipped me the tongue when she greeted me at the beginning!

Turns out I shouldn't have taken it. When we got back to the room from the TS I sat on the edge of the table and she came over, gave me a hug, and then went down on me, BB, without me even asking. I didn't mind that, but then I started thinking that I am not the only one who gets this favor and that that tongue has probably touched too many of you other guys in places I would not want my own mouth associated with.

Hanna was a fun time with a good attitude, smokin' bod, and the BBBJ was an unexpected treat. She was happy with .60 .

If I go back again, though, my lips are SEALED.

-Vazooli

Call Me Booger
12-30-06, 16:26
but then I started thinking that I am not the only one who gets this favor and that that tongue has probably touched too many of you other guys in places I would not want my own mouth associated with.
-Vazooli


Uhhhh, so how do we all taste?

Sorry, Sorry, give a Boog a line like that and well...

Anyways, great report, and Happy New Year Everybody!

Brown Boy
12-31-06, 20:51
I've been to Singapore twice in the last 3 months, and for the first time in about 9 years. I used to live in Mt

Prospect, too, and miss having some nearby AMPs like I did then.

When I went 3 months ago, it was in the middle of the week, during lunchtime, and I didn't realize it was quite busy. I got put into the first room on the left, and it was about 5 minutes before Odie walked in. I thought we were gonna go to another room, when she unfolded the mattress that was in there. I declined a shower, and didn't want to go to another AMP since I'd spent enough time just getting there.

She kicked off her shoes, and went to work. I'd say barely 5 minutes went by before the flip and we agreed on the normal FS tip. I'd taken care of myself prior in the hope of lasting longer, but it wasn't long at all before I was finished. And I thought condoms were supposed to desensitize!

I think I was in-and-out in 20 minutes, so I was disappointed, partly at myself for being too quick to draw!

A couple weeks ago, I went back at night this time, and told the mamasan that I didn't want Odie, I wanted somebody else, asking for Ruby or Nina. I called earlier in the day, but they weren't taking appointments. I got Nina.

I took the shower this time, and then Nina proceeded to give me the BEST massage of my life!

I told her I wanted a medium masage, and soft on the flip. My preference is actually a hard massage, but I learned the hard way that most providers will get worn out, and the extras weren't all that good in the end. I have a few sore spots from lingering sports injuries in years past, and man, did Nina ever take care of them! I didn't ask for her to concentrate on those areas, I just let her do her thing.

Nina somehow read my mind, and gave me a hard massage, almost everywhere, and for quite a long time, too. My sore spots were no longer sore for a long time afterwards. In fact, my body felt as if it was warmer, maybe cause of the better blood flow to those areas. I felt so good, and so loose, that I felt like I was one with the table, and didn't want to move; that's how much I enjoyed it.

I opted again for full service, hoping I wouldn't be so quick again. Nina put the condom on with her mouth, and after a few head bobs, climbed on top. She didn't have to move much at all before I blew my load. Oh well. It was still money well spent just for the massage alone.

This time, the whole session lasted 50-55 minutes.

Next time I go back, unless I get Ruby, I'll just stick to the CBJ if I'm gonna be quick about it.

HappyGardener
01-01-07, 20:04
Adaptable,

AMPS are nearly always closed on the major holidays, including New Years Day.

But on Sunday they are sure to be open. Wouldn't want to lose TWO days revenue in a row!

-Vazooli


For what its worth, B & D on Lincoln Ave in Chicago was open on Monday. Poked my head in as I was across the street at Home depot. Young Chinese girl answered the door. No customers at that time.

HappyGardener
01-01-07, 20:07
. And I thought condoms were supposed to desensitize!

.


One of the condom makers makes a brand with benzocane in it to delay and desensitize. Trouble is for me it desensetizes too much. And I think it gets in and on the woman as well as one woman I was with said it made her numb as well.

Bill R
01-01-07, 21:19
Brown Boy, I don't think there's anything you can do to keep from finishing quick with Nina. She's definitely a pro. I'm usually slow but not with her. But I still think her technique is fairly satisfying.

I stopped by the Chinese apt. near Golf and Elmhurst today. I called a number off of CAD that said Korean Girl massage. But she wasn't from Korea she was from Shanghai. That was kind of disappointing because I like Koreans better than Chinese. The deed was average for Chinese apartment. Nothing special. I got the feeling that they were actually pretty busy today.

Is Odie at Sing the same person as Bebe? Everytime I go it seems like Bebe is answering the door.

Confucius
01-02-07, 03:33
For what its worth, B & D on Lincoln Ave in Chicago was open on Monday. Poked my head in as I was across the street at Home depot. Young Chinese girl answered the door. No customers at that time.Hello H.G.

Pokes yourhead in?

Which one?

Did ADA grab it?

Try the table shower. Best in town!

I thought you left for China?

Don't forget to give me a report. I am going in the fall.

Huge1

Call Me Booger
01-02-07, 14:00
So, as I was reading posts about Nina, I was trying to remember if I had seen her before. So, I went back and re-read some of my old posts. Which got me thinking, as I started looking at my post at a whole. That damn, I've been a busy monger this year.

12 Mt Prospect trips=$2160
16 Madison trips=$2560
4 Belvidere trips=$520

For a grand mongering total of $5,240 for 2006.

Just curious if anyone else has thought about this.

Arfman
01-02-07, 16:06
Booger - I tallied up my expenses from '05 a year ago and decided NOT to keep track again in '06. And in '05 I was only about half of what what you spent...

HappyGardener
01-02-07, 16:25
Yeah I used to justify it and say if I was going to an AMP once a month that was only about $2000 a year. That was when it was a little cheaper to get into the AMPs. Then I started reading this forum and using more street girls and getting into the $30 -$40 BJ market. Ok so I could do that for 3-4 times a month and still keep it under $2K for the year. Then the Chinese apts and my contacts in Chinatown started happening. Suddenly it was up to $4K for the year. So I cut back on the Starbucks runs. Still it was hard to keep $4K in a catagory in QuickBooks that my accountant would let pass as a tax expense for work. So I have cut back a lot this year. Plus I have some other cash flow issues going on in my personal life so I haven't been able to spend the money anyway. I found some other venues for my mongering outlets that havne cost me as much (CTS in Gary, some gangbangs) but nothing to replace the mystery of the first visit to an AMP. Lucky for me I leave on Friday for a week in Hong Kong. 2 days of sauna play in Macau. I'll live like a king for 24 hours on $200. That will have to last me awhile.

Rabbit31
01-02-07, 20:41
I must be a sick-o. I play some sports and for the last couple years have discovered that a massage at least twice a week helps my body recover. My problem is that some weeks I go 3-4 times and not always for just a massage. I love Asians and have been to most of the AMP's in the Chicago area. Also some Apts and over time have developed 3-4 relationships with the girls and have had services at their homes and have taken them to meals, shopping, casino's ect. and have helped them with business issues. The good part of it is that I don't pay many door fees but I do give them usually $ which is all there's. I estimate it costs me at least $5,000-$10,000 per year. It is a lot of fun but sometimes I have them all calling to see me the same day and the little bunny can't handle it.

In the old days I used to find many BSW along Lake and Madison streets but it has been cleaned up with all the new construction. Then I went north to Broadway and Clark which is noe also being cleaned up.

Member #4943
01-02-07, 21:42
I know this is the Mt. Prospect Board, but I saw some of you are going to China. I was in Shanghai for a year in '04-'05. It was nice, b/c the Chinese Yuan or Kui is like Monopoly money. It was like 8.25 Yuan to $1.00 so mongering was very inexpensive. There is a "barber shop" on every corner. You just have to look for the one with the neon lights and stocked full of women in dresses or lingerie. To get FS there was like $15-$20 USD. Be safe, make sure to cover up Mr. Happy. If you on the Mainland ask the girl for a "be yun t-oww" easier to spell like that rather than Pinyin. IM me if you need any more tips.

Ass Attack
01-02-07, 22:22
Booger,

I hate to make matters worse, but did you include gas and food for your trips to Belvidere and Madison.

Ass Attack

P.S. I put myself around $3000 in 2006. Just a bit of advice, but I usually deposit my tax refund into a seperate account which is solely for theraputic massages. Now that I'm married, it will be interesting if I can still get away with this

Vazooli
01-02-07, 22:36
I've added up what I've spent on the hobby (not just in the last year, but over the last 20+ years) and, even though I am far from being a rich man, I still consider it the besy money I've been spending.

I guess I'm a hedonistist at heart. And I love AMPS. The almond eyes just kill me.

-Vazooli

Arfman
01-03-07, 11:23
It does seem that there are strange conversations that can happen during a massage. I learned on my first trip to an AMP not to wear my wedding ring. When I was directing the masseuses' hand to where I needed massaging she told me "that is what wife is for". After that, whenever asked, I say I'm divorced. One time, she wanted to know all about the divorce and so forth. After I make up some bullshit story, she asks if she can get a divorce from her husband because he was cheating on her. Apparently her giving HJs, BJs and FS at a massage parlor doesn't count as cheating. In her mind, she was just working....

AdaptableMan
01-03-07, 11:37
I tell them that I am recently widowed and they eat it up.

More BBBJs this way.

Bend It
01-03-07, 12:16
After I make up some bullshit story, she asks if she can get a divorce from her husband because he was cheating on her. Apparently her giving HJs, BJs and FS at a massage parlor doesn't count as cheating. In her mind, she was just working....

Fuckin' hilarious, Arfman! These wh*res are great thinkers, aren't they? Once, in Houston, I got a blowjob from a stripper in the club. Came back the next night, had more of a makeout session with her, GFE, and then she came over to my hotel the next day. Told me she thought she was cheating on her husband by coming to see me at the hotel. Deepthroating strangers in the club wasn't cheating, though. Brilliant.

Bend It

Call Me Booger
01-03-07, 17:18
I bet a lot of AMP's are going to getting alot of widowers in the establishments.


And I bet Spa 83 got bombarded after someone reported getting a BBBJ there. I would be amazed to hear how this board effects the amps with positive or negative publicity.

I had a first today. I got offered BBFS. I passed since I really don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a shotgun and hoping for the best.

Midwest10
01-03-07, 18:40
I had a first today. I got offered BBFS. I passed since I really don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a shotgun and hoping for the best.[/QUOTE]


Was HIV included in the price or was that extra?

Diddler
01-03-07, 18:57
I had a first today. I got offered BBFS. I passed since I really don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a shotgun and hoping for the best.

That's like being asked to play Russian Roulette with an M-16

PittPanther
01-03-07, 20:33
Liar!!! LOL...

You're telling us that after getting worked up with the massage, after having her tease you for 30 minutes, she places her pussy just millimeters from your dick, and you have the willpower to say no?

I don't believe it. 95% of the guys on this board would go for it, and you all know it!

If we had willpower, most of us wouldn't be spending thousands of dollars per year on this "hobby," myself included.



I had a first today. I got offered BBFS. I passed since I really don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a shotgun and hoping for the best.

Call Me Booger
01-03-07, 22:54
Liar!!! LOL...

Well it took me 125 posts but I've finally been called a liar and an asshole(see Belvidere) all in one week.

And Edone, yes I passed on the side of HIV, and anything else that would be lurking. I'm almost didn't post about this, but I was just shocked.

I'm not trying to be an upstanding monger, because obviously it is tempting when you are in that "vulnerable" state. But hey that 30 minutes (okay seconds) of pleasure just aren't worth the risk.

And I didn't post who or where, because I don't want her to be bombarded with requests.

HappyGardener
01-04-07, 01:42
And I didn't post who or where, because I don't want her to be bombarded with requests.


No but how many PMs did you get?

George W. Bush
01-04-07, 03:11
Booger- Look at it this way. 5 years from now you'll still be alive and posting. Can't say that for those that would have accepted her offer.

Call Me Booger
01-04-07, 11:46
No but how many PMs did you get?


27 newbies and a few trusted seniors. Needless to say, I'm keeping quiet. Although I did laugh at all the lurkers comin out of the woodwork for that info.

Bullshit
01-04-07, 17:24
27 newbies and a few trusted seniors. Needless to say, I'm keeping quiet. Although I did laugh at all the lurkers comin out of the woodwork for that info.


Why would any of you want BBFS from a girl who is most likely giveing it away BB to a few men a week. That is F'ed up


Im with you CMB, keep it quiet.

Or better yet, let'em all know so they all get something and we can thin out the board.....

Luv Nooke
01-04-07, 18:54
Not a sermon, just a personal opinion:

BBFS is a much under-discussed topic. The fact is, providers have been offering this since the profession began. It has been offered to me on a few occasions over the years and I know other monger's who have received the same offers. I knew a monger who used to enjoy giving BB-Greek to a provider. His thrill was going ATM with her for a CIM finish. She was obviously okay with it too.

Some of the girls in asian apartments have expressed gratitude when I said it was okay to use a condom for oral. Obviously they weren't used to such accommodations.

We all know the potential consequences and make our own decisions regarding this dangerous practice. Those of you who are shocked at this revelation are simply naive to the realities of the sex trade. It's similar to the shock some people express when a monger says a particular girl robbed him or stole something from him. The reality of this "hobby" is that it is a dirty business. People lie, cheat, steal, and, yes, pass on STD's in this activity. Get used to it.

Those of you who don't partake fully are still potentially exposed to the hazards created by those who do, that is also an ugly truth. I may not go for BBFS but the girl giving me a BBBJ does, and she might very easily pass something on to me as a result. We prefer to be blind to certain realities, don't we?

BTW - I will NOT respond to any messages asking for names of girls who have offered BBFS. The fact that Call Me Booger received 27 such requests tells you something of the popularity of this activity.

Ragu Guy
01-05-07, 00:14
Liar!!! LOL...

You're telling us that after getting worked up with the massage, after having her tease you for 30 minutes, she places her pussy just millimeters from your dick, and you have the willpower to say no?

I don't believe it. 95% of the guys on this board would go for it, and you all know it!

I had someone many of us have talked about on this board offer BBFS a couple of months ago. No, it wasn't easy to say no, but for once the big head did a little thinking. I'll take my chances with a BBBJ, but no way with FS.

Arfman
01-05-07, 11:08
..and then there will be the guy that follows the monger doing BBFS who wants to DATY the provider. Nice. Once at an AMP the provider surprised me by sucking me while blowing my wad during a HS, catching most of it in her mouth. I couldn't wait to get home to the soap and antiseptic.

BibiBiloui
01-05-07, 12:48
Not a sermon, just a personal opinion:

BBFS is a much under-discussed topic. The fact is, providers have been offering this since the profession began. .Even when it's not offered, accidents happen. A fellow monger shared a story with me about the cover slipping while he was into it with a provider. He was terrified, but she was just like "Oh well, it happens." Be safe, be careful, and stay wrapped everybody.

Luv Nooke
01-05-07, 13:15
..I couldn't wait to get home to the soap and antiseptic.

There's no way to get home fast enough to make a difference, especially if your "treatment" is only topical.

Arfman
01-05-07, 14:17
You're right, but it made me feel better..

Hollywood2
01-05-07, 15:09
Has anyone had KC (Kacey?) at 83 Bodyworks? She claimed she was new two days ago.

PittPanther
01-05-07, 16:45
Over on the Chicago General board, someone relayed a story about about being caught by his girlfriend, because a SW called his cellphone and the GF answered.

Giving your cell number to a SW, now THAT's risky behavior!!! LOL!!!

Bo Whoop
01-06-07, 11:34
..and then there will be the guy that follows the monger doing BBFS who wants to DATY the provider. Nice. Once at an AMP the provider surprised me by sucking me while blowing my wad during a HS, catching most of it in her mouth. I couldn't wait to get home to the soap and antiseptic.Had a weird experience at SPA1 where I was sprayed with alcohol after HS. I must have looked really scared.

Gooch
01-06-07, 13:54
Had an unusual experience at 83 Bodyworks right before Xmas. Shortly after the TS started, I heard an argument break out between two females back in the employee area. I asked Kimberly what all the noise was, and she said someone was being fired. The argument lasted almost the entire duration of the shower, and even into five minutes or so of the massage. It kinda sucked because I was good and ready to go, since Kimberly started out by washing junior first. Then the argument broke out, which ruined the mood. It took most of the massage time to get junior back to life. Sucked. But overall good experience despite the disturbance. Kimberly has a great attitude, in addition to being cute.

Chi Guy
01-06-07, 15:40
Had an unusual experience at 83 Bodyworks right before Xmas. Shortly after the TS started, I heard an argument break out between two females back in the employee area. I asked Kimberly what all the noise was, and she said someone was being fired. The argument lasted almost the entire duration of the shower, and even into five minutes or so of the massage. It kinda sucked because I was good and ready to go, since Kimberly started out by washing junior first. Then the argument broke out, which ruined the mood. It took most of the massage time to get junior back to life. Sucked. But overall good experience despite the disturbance. Kimberly has a great attitude, in addition to being cute.
Gooch,

I hope the girl doesn't come back with a knife. Remember what happened at Pine up in Libertyville a year or two ago?

Anyways, maybe I'll try 83 again soon. I have found it to be the most inconsistent of the places in that area. Just tried it recently and was very disappointed.

So, you say Kimberly's cute, huh? I hope I get her. Rarely have I found anyone even close to being considered "cute" at 83.

Chi Guy
01-06-07, 15:49
I had a first today. I got offered BBFS. I passed since I really don't like the idea of sticking my dick in a shotgun and hoping for the best.

Boog,

About a year and a half ago or so, I was at Paradise Massage on Clark in Chicago. She offered me BBFS as well. After I declined, she asked, "Why not? You're clean, right?" My being clean wasn't really my concern.

Sarah at Salon 88 also hinted at BBFS. With her constant sniffles, I figure she was most likely a user. Even if she didn't contract the five-year flu by fucking, there's always a chance she may have gotten it from a hypodermic.

Gooch
01-06-07, 16:08
Gooch,

I hope the girl doesn't come back with a knife. Remember what happened at Pine up in Libertyville a year or two ago?

Anyways, maybe I'll try 83 again soon. I have found it to be the most inconsistent of the places in that area. Just tried it recently and was very disappointed.

So, you say Kimberly's cute, huh? I hope I get her. Rarely have I found anyone even close to being considered "cute" at 83.

Chi Guy,
IMO, Kimberly is thin, young, cute, bubbly, sexy, all that. Jai was on the cute side too, and nice and naughty. But I believe she's gone now. There is one other girl there, who's not so cute. I've been told that Kimberly provides an awesome prostate massage, but it was not in the cards for me.

Call Me Booger
01-06-07, 17:10
Boog,

About a year and a half ago or so, I was at Paradise Massage on Clark in Chicago. She offered me BBFS as well. After I declined, she asked, "Why not? You're clean, right?" My being clean wasn't really my concern.

Well I did just take a shower.

No kidding, I'm really wondering what these girls are thinking? Just because, I'm clean looking white collar guy, doesn't mean I don't have a bunch of funk hidden in my junk. Sorry, didn't plan that to rhyme, but it amuses me so I'll leave it in.

I've decided I'm done with this provider and probably will take a little break from the AMP's for a while. Well you know a short break.

The funny thing is the other day I'm reading on a different board about a guy complaining that the girl was to cautious and that the whole session felt very sterile and antiseptic.

Jammit
01-06-07, 18:27
Gooch,

I hope the girl doesn't come back with a knife. Remember what happened at Pine up in Libertyville a year or two ago?

Anyways, maybe I'll try 83 again soon. I have found it to be the most inconsistent of the places in that area. Just tried it recently and was very disappointed.

So, you say Kimberly's cute, huh? I hope I get her. Rarely have I found anyone even close to being considered "cute" at 83.Yeah, Kimberly is worth the trip, once you establish rapport...ymmv, but in my experience, repeat+good, tips=rapport.

Jammit

Topgunner
01-07-07, 01:56
Has anyone had KC (Kacey?) at 83 Bodyworks? She claimed she was new two days ago.Hollywood2 -

I met KC today. She seemed kinda shy at first (I haven't been to 83 in a few years), but after the TS she warmed up, and warmed me up.

All in all, I would say worth a re-visit.

Hollywood2
01-07-07, 03:45
OK no one answered my previous post/question so I assume KC was truthful when she told me she is new there. Something is either going on with the names at 83 and the girls are all playing us or some weird coincidence took place.

I walked to 83 last week on my first visit and I asked for Kimberly, the girl who answered the door said she is busy. She goes "why? am I not good enough?". I said, no, I was just recommended for Kimb. so... She told me her name was KC (just pronounce the two letters which stand as an acronym for her real name). She had a really attractive face, at least to me. She said she was 27 but she looked older. She gave a great TS, massage and the extras with an ubelievabley positive attitude.

During the TS, I saw a small girl from behind who when she turned for half a second (because I joked about her huge boots) looked like the mamasan. KC told me that's Kimberly! Now all you guys say she is cute, so probably KC was lying to me.

Then KC told me that Hana and Kimberly are the same person. Hana was the name initially, the KC said Hana left, then came back to 83 and changed her name to Kimberly. WTF!

Finally, at the end, while I was putting my shoes on and while is out of the room for a minute, she comes back rushing in and in a very concerned face she asks me "does Kimberly provide FS?" (only instead of FS she used the actual verb), I go "what?", she repeats clearer, I go....ahh..."I think so", she goes ""oh no! mamasan will be very mad if she found out!", then I go, "you know what, I may be wrong about that, I may be confusing her with Ruby at Sing. (we talked about Sing earlier in the session for a minute), I go "let me check with my friends and get back to you", she goes "yeah you got concerned now that I mentioned the mamasan", laughing, I go "no, no, I think I am wrong actually, the most she provides is what you did, but let me check".

Anyway, I dont wonna go back and check all the posts, if you guys feel like informing me about services from Kimberly/Hana, let me know.

Overall this session was really good and had more spice than Ruby's but without the FS which she promised for next time.

GoldenGreek
01-07-07, 21:57
OK no one answered my previous post/question so I assume KC was truthful when she told me she is new there. Something is either going on with the names at 83 and the girls are all playing us or some weird coincidence took place.

I walked to 83 last week on my first visit and I asked for Kimberly, the girl who answered the door said she is busy. She goes "why? am I not good enough?". I said, no, I was just recommended for Kimb. so... She told me her name was KC (just pronounce the two letters which stand as an acronym for her real name). She had a really attractive face, at least to me. She said she was 27 but she looked older. She gave a great TS, massage and the extras with an ubelievabley positive attitude.

During the TS, I saw a small girl from behind who when she turned for half a second (because I joked about her huge boots) looked like the mamasan. KC told me that's Kimberly! Now all you guys say she is cute, so probably KC was lying to me.

Then KC told me that Hana and Kimberly are the same person. Hana was the name initially, the KC said Hana left, then came back to 83 and changed her name to Kimberly. WTF!

Finally, at the end, while I was putting my shoes on and while is out of the room for a minute, she comes back rushing in and in a very concerned face she asks me "does Kimberly provide FS?" (only instead of FS she used the actual verb), I go "what?", she repeats clearer, I go....ahh..."I think so", she goes ""oh no! mamasan will be very mad if she found out!", then I go, "you know what, I may be wrong about that, I may be confusing her with Ruby at Sing. (we talked about Sing earlier in the session for a minute), I go "let me check with my friends and get back to you", she goes "yeah you got concerned now that I mentioned the mamasan", laughing, I go "no, no, I think I am wrong actually, the most she provides is what you did, but let me check".

Anyway, I dont wonna go back and check all the posts, if you guys feel like informing me about services from Kimberly/Hana, let me know.

Overall this session was really good and had more spice than Ruby's but without the FS which she promised for next time.Huge mistake telling her that! Never tell the girls you know about another provider offering fs. You may have gotten her fired or the might have her stop the option. You might have ruined it for alot of guys!

Hollywood2
01-08-07, 01:37
Huge mistake telling her that! Never tell the girls you know about another provider offering fs. You may have gotten her fired or the might have her stop the option. You might have ruined it for alot of guys!Right, but I think she believed me after I changed the story to "I am not sure". I was telling the truth, I was not sure, really. What is the truth though?

Hollywood2
01-08-07, 01:40
Hollywood2 -

I met KC today. She seemed kinda shy at first (I haven't been to 83 in a few years), but after the TS she warmed up, and warmed me up.

All in all, I would say worth a re-visit.Exactly how she was with me. KC will only open up if you open up to her. The more you "push" the more she opens up. :)

Hollywood2
01-08-07, 01:41
Well I did just take a shower.

No kidding, I'm really wondering what these girls are thinking? Just because, I'm clean looking white collar guy, doesn't mean I don't have a bunch of funk hidden in my junk. Sorry, didn't plan that to rhyme, but it amuses me so I'll leave it in.

I've decided I'm done with this provider and probably will take a little break from the AMP's for a while. Well you know a short break.

The funny thing is the other day I'm reading on a different board about a guy complaining that the girl was to cautious and that the whole session felt very sterile and antiseptic.I did have a provider in Oxnard, CA do the same exact thing to me. She even used the same term, "clean". I thought "no f!cking way dude!".

Horny Massage2
01-08-07, 05:57
I hate to sound ignorant here, but how is a table shower done?

I've been to Alice's and Singapore a few times now. Neither one have a TS and at Sings you get to shower yourself. No fun in that.

Anyway, I imagine you lay on some big table and they wash you - is that correct? If so I will have to try 83 just for the experience.

Thanks in advance,

Donnie

JacknCoke
01-08-07, 09:00
Hollywood2,

She did the Jedi mind trick to you.

You shouldve just told her "Who's Kimberly?"

Call Me Booger
01-08-07, 10:53
Golden, I think that is a tough line to walk depending on the situation. If he wasn't going for FS, then I agree there isn't any point talking about it.


BUT, a while ago I was at Spa 1 and hadn't been in a while, and saw Mini. I was looking for FS that day and she was tentative and started asking me about what I do with other girls there. I told her, and had brought my own cover (since I had done my research on this board). If I hadn't told her, I probably would've gotten a HJ only.

Just my .02 on this cold Monday.

Diddler
01-08-07, 14:55
A table shower is an amazing experience (if done right). The one I had in Decatur was a padded table with a shower hose/nozzle. Warm water rinse, vveerryyy nice soap massage, and very relaxing rinse with a little tease to feel you out for the optional extras after the real massage.

Hollywood2
01-08-07, 19:44
Golden, I think that is a tough line to walk depending on the situation. If he wasn't going for FS, then I agree there isn't any point talking about it.

BUT, a while ago I was at Spa 1 and hadn't been in a while, and saw Mini. I was looking for FS that day and she was tentative and started asking me about what I do with other girls there. I told her, and had brought my own cover (since I had done my research on this board). If I hadn't told her, I probably would've gotten a HJ only.

Just my .02 on this cold Monday.Exactly the way I felt when as a reflext the words "yes, I think so" came out (as a responese to her questions).

Hollywood2
01-08-07, 19:44
Check your PM please. :)

Young Man
01-09-07, 00:21
I have been going to 83 a lot. I had taken quite a liking to Jane, who has now left. I had Kimberly this week. She is the same Kimberly that has been there for 2 months. Hana is also there.

Hana has the long face and Kimberly has the pushed in mouth (if you see her will know what I mean).

Kimberly is a 40 someting old korean lady with an Ok body, a little bit of a stomach but nothing to much.

I am not that fond of Kimberly, although she gave me one of the best massages I have had in a long time. Better the 2nd time around then the first. I was there for over 70 minutes between massage, shower, sauna, extras, etc.

Massage 9
TS 9
Looks 5
Body 6
Attitude 7
English 5
Extras 8

Those are high marks, but we did not click, there was no chemistry. Not because of a bad attitude or anything. We just did not click. Extras are what you would expect.

Take care, YMMV

YM

PS Remember with Kimberly to wrap up, she will just start on you with no hesitation. Especially if you know her, or she knows you.

Horny Massage2
01-09-07, 02:25
Diddler,

Thanks for the info on the TS - I guess thats pretty much what I would expect. I will have to try it and then report back. Sounds like a good ice breaker especially if you are new to the place. DD

Horny Massage2
01-09-07, 02:37
Went to Sing the other day. Yoko was the batter up - not bad.

Standard rate of .6 for the house (grumpy mamasan). Easy to negotiate for a HR on the flip. I told her I only brought $ total, so I had .4 left. She accepted. I think FS was available. Hands allowed to roam as well.

Stay Safe,

Donnie

Dent55
01-09-07, 16:41
Had Leda?? at the Dee and golf apartment. about 5'4" 100pds maybe. No tits, just nipples, tight but short pussy, face 6-7 on apartment scale(whatever that may be). Nice attitude.

Dent55
01-09-07, 16:49
I need to get a hair cut, any suggestions on where I could get a young hot babe to trim my hair???? Seriously the hair on my head.

Diddler
01-09-07, 17:07
I need to get a hair cut, any suggestions on where I could get a young hot babe to trim my hair???? Seriously the hair on my head.

I'm usually happy if they don't laugh at the comb over. I don't really have a bald spot, it's more of an whole head atoll.

Maybe someone at Singapore? They seem open to just about anything...just don't let 'em charge more than 1/2$ to do it!!!!! :)

Member #5481
01-09-07, 17:34
Dent55,

Try 316 Club at 175 W Jackson. I have not been there yet but was given a card by two hot chicks that work there. I think it is young hot chicks making money from the Board of Trade guys who, like us, love that kind of thing.

www.316barberspa.com

Good luck and let me know if you go.

Tee

Jesus Collins
01-09-07, 21:07
Dent55,

Try 316 Club at 175 W Jackson. I have not been there yet but was given a card by two hot chicks that work there. I think it is young hot chicks making money from the Board of Trade guys who, like us, love that kind of thing.

www.316barberspa.com

Good luck and let me know if you go.

TeeYou guys complain about the high cost of mongering but you would actually suggest someone would actually spend $50+ on a haircut?

GoldenGreek
01-10-07, 01:06
Dent55,

Try 316 Club at 175 W Jackson. I have not been there yet but was given a card by two hot chicks that work there. I think it is young hot chicks making money from the Board of Trade guys who, like us, love that kind of thing.

www.316barberspa.com

Good luck and let me know if you go.

TeeActually know a girl that works ther. Her name is Daniele-philippino looking

Horny Massage2
01-10-07, 06:15
I need to get a hair cut, any suggestions on where I could get a young hot babe to trim my hair???? Seriously the hair on my head.Dent, If you really need a hair cut, just go thru Chicago and try one of the Betty and Nick's places. They only charge $5.00 for a cut.

I sometimes use the one on Milwaukee Ave, just east of Addison St.

Behind Schurz H.S.

Donnie

AmonRa
01-10-07, 11:27
I was reviewing the site and must admit I got a bit excited when I saw a "Hand Detail" for $40. Sadly, I am afraid their mind is not as far in the gutter as I find my mind!

Hadecologne
01-10-07, 14:31
I have not been able to write reports here, been busy looking for the best! It is only one week into 2007 and I have already parted with at least $600! Wonder how this year is going to be. So far so good.

Had a wonderful time with Misty last nite. She is on CL and has an incall location in Glenview. Her pictures on CL do not represent her well and I was taken by surprise when she opened the door for me. She is a cute hottie, a little shorter than she appears on her pics and a great personality. I simply felt at home when she started talking to me and she will make you feel relaxed. Her body is just amazing, not to mention how tight she was when I slid inside her!

I will definitely repeat with her. Enjoy her before she leaves for about month!

Paul Stearn
01-10-07, 18:44
Regular Member
Reports: 13

Misty
I have not been able to write reports here, been busy looking for the best! It is only one week into 2007 and I have already parted with at least $600! Wonder how this year is going to be. So far so good.

Had a wonderful time with Misty last nite. She is on CL and has an incall location in Glenview. Her pictures on CL do not represent her well and I was taken by surprise when she opened the door for me. She is a cute hottie, a little shorter than she appears on her pics and a great personality. I simply felt at home when she started talking to me and she will make you feel relaxed. Her body is just amazing, not to mention how tight she was when I slid inside her!

I will definitely repeat with her. Enjoy her before she leaves for about month!



Is it just me or are we suspicious of mongers telling us to see someone before they leave town? Not trying to start a thread or anyting else, just seems self-serving.

Hadecologne
01-11-07, 08:17
Is it just me or are we suspicious of mongers telling us to see someone before they leave town? Not trying to start a thread or anyting else, just seems self-serving.So Stearn - you will only feel ok if you get recommendations from senior members? We have providers changing/rotating in apartments and massage palors and members of this forum have been willing to share this info with all of us when a new provider is in any of these facilities. Ruby in Singapore is the current popular provider at Singapore and she was recommended by regular members here on this forum. Before you attained your "seniority", you were a regular member and your contributions to the forum took you to this level. As a senior member you should know that providers do not stay in one place forever. Questions have been posted here where members requested to know about new talent/providers in the area and if you are going to discourage us regular members from contributing, the only talent you will enjoy are the crack heads roaming the streets of Chicago. (Even crack heads change their area of service).

It is "self-serving" (= selfishness) if you don't share your findings with the members of this forum.

Confucius
01-11-07, 17:00
So Stearn - you will only feel ok if you get recommendations from senior members? We have providers changing/rotating in apartments and massage palors and members of this forum have been willing to share this info with all of us when a new provider is in any of these facilities. Ruby in Singapore is the current popular provider at Singapore and she was recommended by regular members here on this forum. Before you attained your "seniority", you were a regular member and your contributions to the forum took you to this level. As a senior member you should know that providers do not stay in one place forever. Questions have been posted here where members requested to know about new talent/providers in the area and if you are going to discourage us regular members from contributing, the only talent you will enjoy are the crack heads roaming the streets of Chicago. (Even crack heads change their area of service).

It is "self-serving" (= selfishness) if you don't share your findings with the members of this forum.Relax and keep posting.

The senior members have been here for a while and have learned to trust each other to the point of "No questions Asked" if another senior says yea or nay on a place or a provider.

I got bad PM from guys who were upset at me for posting so much so fast when I first joined, believe it or not. Can you imagine? Pissed at me for posting too much! And all within good guidelines of not giving too much info.

But now I have some seniors who I PM with, and they know they can trust me and vice versa.

Take a chill pill and just give accurate details and the rest comes easily.

I dont care what my status is here, I post info and receive info via the board or PM and that will not change no matter what my or your status is.

Huge1

Bill R
01-11-07, 17:26
Sounds legit to me, too. Hadecologne, you said she was on CL but you didn't mention whether she's an Asian apartment or just an indy. I'm always looking for new Asian talent. I'm into Asians exclusively. Don't know why but I just seem to click with them better.

Bullshit
01-11-07, 17:43
I think hes talking about her...

Ive see a girl she works with about 6 months ago, Bad News, cant speak on Misty.

Hay Hadecologne,
I hope you didnt spend all 600 on Misty.

Paul Stearn
01-11-07, 19:43
So Stearn - you will only feel ok if you get recommendations from senior members? We have providers changing/rotating in apartments and massage palors and members of this forum have been willing to share this info with all of us when a new provider is in any of these facilities. Ruby in Singapore is the current popular provider at Singapore and she was recommended by regular members here on this forum. Before you attained your "seniority", you were a regular member and your contributions to the forum took you to this level. As a senior member you should know that providers do not stay in one place forever. Questions have been posted here where members requested to know about new talent/providers in the area and if you are going to discourage us regular members from contributing, the only talent you will enjoy are the crack heads roaming the streets of Chicago. (Even crack heads change their area of service).

It is "self-serving" (= selfishness) if you don't share your findings with the members of this forum.


It's the 'get her before she leaves' that has a familiar tone to it. I apologize if I have offended, but the 'get it now' is somewhat suspect to me. Again, I publicly apologize.

Vazooli
01-13-07, 14:36
Just dropped by the K-Spa and it has been closed and gutted!

I probably will never see sweet Amy again <sigh>. She was the nicest AMP girl I'd ever met. Extraordinary hands, too.

I saw her at the end of December when she said she was going home to NY for 10 days. Wonder what happened?

-Vazooli

Dent55
01-16-07, 12:55
Went to the Dee road apt and had a tall 5'10" Chinese nice face, thin, small chest. OK way to sensitive on the hot button. Way too tight, only problem was she didn't like to use much lubercant, I hate that. Alyssa I think was her name.

Chi Guy
01-16-07, 14:19
Just dropped by the K-Spa and it has been closed and gutted!

I probably will never see sweet Amy again <sigh>. She was the nicest AMP girl I'd ever met. Extraordinary hands, too.

I saw her at the end of December when she said she was going home to NY for 10 days. Wonder what happened?

-Vazooli
That's a shame. They were closed a while back, supposedly on vacation. Moolah was my girl. Really got into DATY.

Young Man
01-17-07, 11:27
I had it wrong.

Kimberly and Hana are the same person. Sorry for the confusion.

Take Care,

YM

Parli
01-17-07, 11:37
I have been to Singapore about six times every time extras were available. I went in about 2 months ago and asked for ruby after reading some great posts. The woman that came in was tall a little chubby and had huge tits. Went back again and asked for Ruby again and a different woman showed up. This one was shorter and and really long nipples. So which one is the real ruby? I want to know what the name of the first woman was she was really cute. Both offered fs. Just trying to figure out there names.

Call Me Booger
01-17-07, 19:04
Actually, I have a confession to make....I'm Ruby.

I would say that the second one you described is probably Ruby.

Chi Guy
01-17-07, 19:20
I have been to Singapore about six times every time extras were available. I went in about 2 months ago and asked for ruby after reading some great posts. The woman that came in was tall a little chubby and had huge tits. Went back again and asked for Ruby again and a different woman showed up. This one was shorter and and really long nipples. So which one is the real ruby? I want to know what the name of the first woman was she was really cute. Both offered fs. Just trying to figure out there names.
Can't say I've ever been at Singapore when FS wasn't offered. For my money, it's the closest thing around to a sure thing.

Bill R
01-18-07, 01:07
Parli,
It sounds like the first woman you saw was "Bebe". She's quite tall, with huge breasts. She speaks english very well, too. I haven't seen Ruby yet. Bebe is a nice lady but the deed is only so-so with her. At least for me anyway. "Bebe" is no where near the quality of "Nina". I can't compare "Nina" with "Ruby" though. I haven't seen Ruby yet.

-BR

Hollywood2
01-18-07, 03:16
I have been to Singapore about six times every time extras were available. I went in about 2 months ago and asked for ruby after reading some great posts. The woman that came in was tall a little chubby and had huge tits. Went back again and asked for Ruby again and a different woman showed up. This one was shorter and and really long nipples. So which one is the real ruby? I want to know what the name of the first woman was she was really cute. Both offered fs. Just trying to figure out there names.Long nipples woman is Ruby.

Hollywood2
01-18-07, 03:18
I had a terrible time with Ruby last week. In the past we had a great time, but this time was different.

She was very unresponsive- I mean to a point she was either falling asleep or passing out during "foreplay"

She either had a bad day or you guys have really worn her out.Ruby's performance was not the best last time I saw her too. About 3 weeks ago. Not to the point of passing out but certainly less responsive than other times. Maybe she is high, who knows.

Hollywood2
01-18-07, 03:19
Parli,

It sounds like the first woman you saw was "Bebe". She's quite tall, with huge breasts. She speaks english very well, too. I haven't seen Ruby yet. Bebe is a nice lady but the deed is only so-so with her. At least for me anyway. "Bebe" is no where near the quality of "Nina". I can't compare "Nina" with "Ruby" though. I haven't seen Ruby yet.

BRDoes Nina work at Sing nowadays? Or was she a past employee?

Parli
01-18-07, 10:56
When with Ruby asked about other girls. She mentioned "yoko" has anybody met with her?

Call Me Booger
01-18-07, 11:14
Parli,
At least for me anyway. "Bebe" is no where near the quality of "Nina". I can't compare "Nina" with "Ruby" though. I haven't seen Ruby yet.

-BR

I would put Ruby ahead of Nina, but as Lincoln has mentioned, I think she is getting worn out quick from all the business. My last session with her was "off" also.

Hentaiboy
01-18-07, 15:32
With Ruby you can really start things off rather quickly as soon as she enters the room.

Like, AS SOON, as she enters the room.

I make known what I want right away. And we kick it off. I also have some covers ready.

I've only asked for Ruby when I'm at Signapore. I look around at the others, and I'm not really that particularly interested, or I haven't seen those who you guys are talking about.

*shrug*

Horny Massage2
01-18-07, 16:20
Actually, I have a confession to make....I'm Ruby.

I would say that the second one you described is probably Ruby.Boog,

That shit made laugh hard - you're Ruby. Good one!

Brown Boy
01-18-07, 18:43
Does Nina work at Sing nowadays? Or was she a past employee?A month ago, Nina was there.

She's worth $$ on the massage alone. Just make sure you go when it's relatively slow to get the full hour.

I posted my report a month ago, and my back STILL feels good. Hasn't felt good for that amount of time in years.

Extras? I didn't last long at all despite my efforts.

Six Thru Eleven
01-18-07, 20:21
It works! A person can RTFF and find all the information they need to find Singapore, hand the mamasan .6, meet Yoko and have some great half/half. Thank you to all the posters on the Mt.Prospect thread. Your help is appreciated, and if anyone comes north to Madison and has questions, PM me.

Stay safe,

6thru11

Luv Nooke
01-18-07, 21:39
I've tried Bebe too and she gets the job done but that's about it for me. I'm not a big fan of women with larger tummies, even if the tits are bigger too. On the other hand, she's very experienced and her service will probably be much more consistent than younger girls. Just look at the recent comments about Ruby.

Bill R
01-18-07, 23:12
Luv Nooke,
I agree about the older girls. Nina has been there at least 5 years. Always the same great service for me anyway.
-BR

Gooch
01-20-07, 07:47
I had Yoko a couple weeks ago, and I didn't feel like I got my .6 +.8 worth if you guys know what I mean. I'd go with Yoko as a last resort, and go with the +.4 option.

Six Thru Eleven
01-20-07, 16:10
Was there yesterday and saw Li. She repeatedly asked if I was LEO and twice made me guide her hand. I understand once, but the second time, I had to provide the motion as well. She said nothing else was on the menu, ever (I just got the .6 + .4)but I just got FS there the other day. I of course did not mention this to her, but what gives?

I guess this is my question for the board. What % of the girls at the Sing or Spa one do FS?

Li is Japanese, 5 ft 7 or so, huge fake boobs, maybe 40 years old. Would repeat if I were only lookin for a handshake, but that is rarely the case.

Stay Safe

6thru11

Lone Ranger
01-21-07, 01:33
I asked for Ruby at Singapore last Monday. Mamasan said she was busy, so I said how about Yoko.

The girl who came out said she was "Candy". She was about 5' 6, fair-skinned, B/C cups, average face and body. Whoever she was, she gave one of the poorest massages I've ever had in an AMP, followed by minimal FS with no preliminaries.

I was out of there in 15 minutes, and happy to leave.

LR

Stephen6868
01-21-07, 15:00
Where the hell is Singapore?

Someone help me out.

I must be blind or something because I can't find it.

Bill R
01-21-07, 22:08
6->11,
Li is also Bebe. She's Li when you first meet her. For further action, she'll tell you her name is Bebe. Not one of my favorites.
-BR

Call Me Booger
01-21-07, 23:09
6->11,
Li is also Bebe. She's Li when you first meet her. For further action, she'll tell you her name is Bebe. Not one of my favorites.
-BR

I agree. Lee/Bebe is right up there with Odie on my do not see list. I had to work pretty hard to get FS from her, and she turned off all the lights and motioned for me to be quiet.

Chi Guy
01-21-07, 23:34
Where the hell is Singapore?

Someone help me out.

I must be blind or something because I can't find it.

Singapore? It's in southeast Asia :D.

Actually, Singapore Salon is in Arlington Heights in Internationale Plaza a little to the west of XSport Fitness.

George W. Bush
01-22-07, 11:00
I must be blind or something because I can't find it.
see? Your dad told you if you did that too many times you'd go blind and he was right.

Hentaiboy
01-22-07, 11:12
Just a warnin' to you guys.

Met with Ruby last friday.

Seems as though she has a cold sore.

Also, down under smells like seafood. Rotten bad seafood.

I only prompted for a handshake.

Hollywood2
01-22-07, 23:05
Just a warnin' to you guys.

Met with Ruby last friday.

Seems as though she has a cold sore.

Also, down under smells like seafood. Rotten bad seafood.

I only prompted for a handshake.The seafood part is correct. It happened to me the last time I was there also. Big turn off.

Diddler
01-23-07, 10:38
It's in the back area of the mall, hidden from plain view driving in, but just to the left of the Fencing (sport) place.

Call Me Booger
01-23-07, 11:45
Just a warnin' to you guys.

Met with Ruby last friday.

Seems as though she has a cold sore.

Also, down under smells like seafood. Rotten bad seafood.

I only prompted for a handshake.


Honestly, I can't say that I'm surprised, but this is very sad. Like Lincoln, I swore off Ruby a while back, after a few increasingly weird sessions with her.

Midwest10
01-23-07, 13:19
Just a warnin' to you guys.

Met with Ruby last friday.

Seems as though she has a cold sore.

Also, down under smells like seafood. Rotten bad seafood.

I only prompted for a handshake.

-------------

When given lemons - make lemonade!

Since half of the male population in chicago and possibly the entire midwest have visited Ruby recently, I've decided we can all make money off of her now instead of our donations to her!

So I am offering the following Financial tip:

Invest all your money in stocks with companies that produce products that treat cole sores. Since there will soon be such a great demand for the treatment of cole sores here in Chicago. Based on my 15 seconds of research I fictiously purchased 10,000 shares each of the following two companies.

GlaxoSmithKline - which makes Valtrex.

Biovail - which makes Zovirax.

-- Any how - just an idea!


Hopefully no one that reads this post will be infected by her sores!


Edone10

Horny Massage2
01-23-07, 15:42
Good reports for some to find the location so they can get a decent rub and ect.

Also good info about Ruby to warn everyone.

Thats what the forum is all about information. Good work fellas.

Ken Blue Eyes
01-24-07, 13:12
I agree. Lee/Bebe is right up there with Odie on my do not see list. I had to work pretty hard to get FS from her, and she turned off all the lights and motioned for me to be quiet.

Bebe asked me if I was a cop. When we finally got around to hand service, she kept shushing me to be quiet--no more than a whisper. She also went on and on about how I should use some skin lotion for my sensitive skin. Weird experience. I kind of like her as a person, but she'd be a better mamasan than a provider.

Based upon recent reports here, I think I'm done with singapore for awhile. I miss a good table shower and need to try someplace new.

Call Me Booger
01-26-07, 17:18
So, I'm heading out to Vegas in a couple of weeks, and have been doing some reading up of amps in Vegas. I thought our situation was bad. Sounds like most of the amps are charging $100 tip just for a friggin HE.

Brown Boy
01-26-07, 18:38
Just a warnin' to you guys.

Met with Ruby last friday.

Seems as though she has a cold sore.

Also, down under smells like seafood. Rotten bad seafood.

I only prompted for a handshake.Maybe they should start permitting us to take showers after the massage.

Six Thru Eleven
01-28-07, 05:38
Stopped by the Singapore tonight, hoping to not run into Li again, was met at the door by Nina. My first thought was that she is too young to be a mamasan, but too old to be a provider.

She convinced me otherwise, and I really enjoyed my session. When I asked for full service and what I would pay for such service (theoretically, of course), there was no haggling or upsell. Many providers will limit the depth they allow you, but she serviced the entire unit, base included.

I am very glad I didn't let the first impression get the best of me.

Stay Safe,

6thru11

Call Me Booger
01-29-07, 09:41
Stopped by Exercise the other day to check out the talent.

Since it had been over a year since I had been there, I just went with luck of the draw.

Received Penny, 40 something, decent body with some flab for age. Opted for a HJ only. Nothing real good or bad here, but probably won't repeat.

boog

67Lincoln
01-29-07, 21:28
Stopped by 83 had K.C. typical middle age korean nice massage hj nothing else offered I didnt ask for anything else.

Will try her again.

Member #4921
02-01-07, 09:03
Went to Singapore for the first time in a while. I had got cash from the bank across the street, and the car the ATM next to me also drove across. As I parked, I realized he was parked close, and so I waited a few minutes. Sure enough, he went in. I went in after him, and the lady asked if we were together, since we arrived so close. First time that's happened.

Got a good tease from Mimi, and then she had me flip as I let my hands roam. Good size tits (fake). Body 8, face 5. I just wanted a hj, and she took my hand, placed it on hers to inititate contact, saying "you made me do it." I just smiled at her, and she proceeded to give a good hj.

Joey Greco
02-01-07, 18:21
I know this is dumb but I don't know the answer:

When opting for HJ only at Singapore, Exercise, 83, et al, what is the correct tip? I am assuming .6 door plus what? I get the impression it's $ for FS.

Thank you in advance.

Diddler
02-01-07, 18:55
I know this is dumb but I don't know the answer:

When opting for HJ only at Singapore, Exercise, 83, et al, what is the correct tip? I am assuming .6 door plus what? I get the impression it's $ for FS.

Thank you in advance.

HJ are usually part of the deal, IMHO, I throw the girl a little extra for helping a fat bald guy relax, but never more than .20 to 1/2$ at most...and that's for extraordinary happy times for the little Diddler.

Maybe I'm cheap though.

Qjwin
02-01-07, 22:09
Hello all,

I live in Madison, WI and was curious to know if there's an SW scene in Mt. Prospect? I've never been to Mt. Prospect so I'm not sure what to expect. How's this "Exercise" place? What's it like? Is the "Singapore" place you all write about similar to the MPs that used to be all over Rockford?
Thanks for any info you can provide.

Good luck to the Bears in the Super Bowl, however I'm picking Indy to win: 34-24.

Horny Massage2
02-02-07, 03:26
I know this is dumb but I don't know the answer:

When opting for HJ only at Singapore, Exercise, 83, et al, what is the correct tip? I am assuming .6 door plus what? I get the impression it's $ for FS.

Thank you in advance.I figure if you get a nice massage then tip as follows:

Good hj - $40
Nice bj - $60 - 80
Good fs - $80 - 100

You negotiate the extra service you need and the cost. Remember to smile! Then if the service is good, leave the tip.

Young Man
02-02-07, 14:45
There is new girl at 83, Latino, Jasmine.

Face: 6
Body: 5
Massage: 5
Shower: 5
Extras: 9
English: 9
Atitue: 9

She is a typical middle age woman with a middle age body, little large in the middle, but she dresses around it well. Nice "boobies" (yes I am still in high school) I would see her again, her atitude and extras were great. She needs to improve in the shower and massage but all in all a good time. Seems like a full menu is available.

She has been there at least a week now, and no one has reviewed her, what is up with that? I am starting to agree with others that there are a lot of lurkers o this board who do not contribute.

Of course YMMV,

Take care,

YM

Taco Malo
02-02-07, 17:53
There is new girl at 83, Latino, Jasmine.

Face: 6
Body: 5
Massage: 5
Shower: 5
Extras: 9
English: 9
Atitue: 9

She is a typical middle age woman with a middle age body, little large in the middle, but she dresses around it well. Nice "boobies" (yes I am still in high school) I would see her again, her atitude and extras were great. She needs to improve in the shower and massage but all in all a good time. Seems like a full menu is available.

She has been there at least a week now, and no one has reviewed her, what is up with that? I am starting to agree with others that there are a lot of lurkers o this board who do not contribute.

Of course YMMV,

Take care,

YM


I only thought Mt. Prospect had AMPs? I definitely would be up for some mature latina action.

I can't believe I don't know anything about Spa 83...been to Exercise and Singapore enough times to know exactly what to expect (ahhh the golden days of Rockford...sniff). Anyway, what's this place all about. An AMP with Exercise level of service? Or do they have mixed races? Thanks!

By the way...is this place in Willowbrook or Mt. Prospect?

Chi Guy
02-02-07, 23:53
Goo,

I could be wrong (happens every once in a while) but I think YM is referring to 83 Bodyworks, formerly Access Inn, formerly Elmhurst Accupressure. A far cry from Singapore or Exercise in level of service from my experiences.

Stephen6868
02-03-07, 11:22
Young man,

Where is 83 at? What was the door fee and the extras?

Stephen6868
02-03-07, 11:24
Went to Singapore last week for the first time. I got ruby. Ya I know about the cold sore but what ya gonna do. got a very nice massage. Hj for only $.2

She was actually really nice but i couldn't understand a damn thing she said. Worth the money though.

Love It
02-03-07, 13:52
Tried 83,
Got Kimberly..think she recently went on 'vacation'. Good massage and ending. More of a get to know you session.
face 7
body 7
massage 8

Love It
02-03-07, 14:04
Went back to 83 with an appointment with KC.
Got there and met KC who told me that she had an appointment with a chiropracter in 20 mins??! but she had someone else who could give me a massage.
I told her that was nice of her, but that I would rather pass...which I did. 83 appears to be just a inconsistent as I remember from the past.
(The other (not so hot) girl seemed to be working 2 rooms at the same time-possibly not the kind of experience I was looking for)

Young Man
02-03-07, 14:49
83 is on Route 83 just South of Algonquin Road (Rt 62)

I have been going there for years, see multiple reports from there. I think Jasmine is the Jasmine from VIP.

Chi Guy
02-03-07, 17:33
83 is on Route 83 just South of Algonquin Road (Rt 62)

I have been going there for years, see multiple reports from there. I think Jasmine is the Jasmine from VIP.
Yep, that would be 83 Bodyworks.

Call Me Booger
02-05-07, 11:04
Went to Singapore last week for the first time. I got ruby. Ya I know about the cold sore but what ya gonna do. got a very nice massage.


So did you see the cold sore(s) too?

Thencame Brnsn
02-05-07, 12:23
Just moved back to area from Virginia (thank goodness!!) and noticed Spa One where I used to get my hair's cut years ago. I did search and did not see any recent reports. Anyone ever visit?

Brown Boy
02-05-07, 14:17
Just moved back to area from Virginia (thank goodness!!) and noticed Spa One where I used to get my hair's cut years ago. I did search and did not see any recent reports. Anyone ever visit?I haven't been there in about 1 1/2 years, but it wasn't bad. A typical mature Asian gave the massage, and though I asked for FS, I only got HS. Probably cause I hadn't been there before. I'll say it's my first time there, but that I've received massages elsewhere. Maybe that's too subtle.

I'd rate both massage & extras a 7.

Who Ami 2
02-06-07, 00:53
Went yesterday night. Asked for ruby and memsa send somebody else saying she is ruby. The girl was saying she was from Japan. She had long nipples. Free hand roaming was allows. She was asking .8 for HJ and finally settled with .2 for HJ. Very rush message. Ever 5 min she was asking if I was done.

I will not recommend her. Next time, I will give her a pass.

Call Me Booger
02-06-07, 11:42
Just moved back to area from Virginia (thank goodness!!) and noticed Spa One where I used to get my hair's cut years ago. I did search and did not see any recent reports. Anyone ever visit?

I went there about 2-3 months ago, check my posts for the full report. A quickie recap, saw Mini (40-something) everything available but have to be the initiator and bring a hat.

Stephen6868
02-06-07, 14:45
So did you see the cold sore(s) too?No there was nothing there. Makeup can do wonders I guess.

Call Me Booger
02-06-07, 18:36
I never thought I would say this but I will be happy when Ruby leaves and they bring in a new girl.

Who, Besides long nipples- what did this girl look like.

I agree, I'm avoiding the place right now, but I sure do miss it.

Joey Greco
02-06-07, 20:30
Hello all,

I live in Madison, WI and was curious to know if there's an SW scene in Mt. Prospect? I've never been to Mt. Prospect so I'm not sure what to expect. How's this "Exercise" place? What's it like? Is the "Singapore" place you all write about similar to the MPs that used to be all over Rockford?
Thanks for any info you can provide.

Good luck to the Bears in the Super Bowl, however I'm picking Indy to win: 34-24.

Very little SW scene in Mt Prospect...White Hen on So Busse once in a coon's age used to see some possibilties during warmer months...I once heard of a friend getting lucky near Mt Prospect train station...Parking lot at Hunter's once in a real coon's age draws a girl or two...That's about it...Downtown Arl Hgts is a different story, especially some of the bartops.

Re the Super Bowl, I like the Colts, 29-17...

Bkmsw
02-06-07, 20:52
That's about it. Downtown Arl Hgts is a different story, especially some of the bartops.

Arl Hgts?? I must be missing something. I spent not a lot of time but some time downtown and never saw anything. I wasn't really looking at the time but I am sure I would of pick up on some of the signs.

Would you point this blind bird dog in the right direction, please?

GoldenGreek
02-07-07, 04:50
Very little SW scene in Mt Prospect...White Hen on So Busse once in a coon's age used to see some possibilties during warmer months...I once heard of a friend getting lucky near Mt Prospect train station...Parking lot at Hunter's once in a real coon's age draws a girl or two...That's about it...Downtown Arl Hgts is a different story, especially some of the bartops.

Re the Super Bowl, I like the Colts, 29-17...Where abouts in downtown Arlington Heights. I'M a 10 minute ride away but unfamiliar with any "hot spots". What bartops are you refering to.

Thank you in advance!

GoldenGreek
02-07-07, 04:55
Hello all,

I live in Madison, WI and was curious to know if there's an SW scene in Mt. Prospect? I've never been to Mt. Prospect so I'm not sure what to expect. How's this "Exercise" place? What's it like? Is the "Singapore" place you all write about similar to the MPs that used to be all over Rockford?
Thanks for any info you can provide.

Good luck to the Bears in the Super Bowl, however I'm picking Indy to win: 34-24.This was about 2-3 years ago:

Believe it or not (and I was suprized as hell! ) I actually picked up a SW on elmhurst rd. About 2 years ago. I was driving home on elmurst rd. Heading north just south of Dempster. I spotted a girl with short tight shorts walking down the street right by the taco bell/ subway. I had NO idea she was a SW and I swung around just to hit on her. She was mulato, earlie 20's. Face was an 8, body a 9 1/2. Iasked is she lived around the area, what was her name, etc. And she asked if I wanted to date. I freaked! I said "you mean date date?" doing the suckin dick sign with my hands and mouth. She said yes and got in my car. I took her to my friend condo where we took turns with her. I had to let him go first since it was his place and his bed. BBBJ and covered fs for. 80 I got the didgets and used her (dated) a few more times, met her on North Ave. (where she worked a few times) and took her home. She stayed at a motel on Algongiun Rd. In Elk Grove. Gorgeous girl, but started getting really crazy with drug/ mental problems. I am a manager at a restraunt downtown and took here there to service some of my employees in my office after the store was closed. Fun for the boys and extra money for her. Well when I was driving her home she was going nuts sceaming crazy shit and using her nails to scratch her face and arms, pulling her hair, etc. I was on the 90 west right by the toll booth and couldn't pull over. She continued screaming and tried slapping me. I coulnt calm her down. As I slowed down to pay the toll, she jumped out of my care without her sandles and started running down the fuckin expressway in the other direction toward incoming cars. I didn't/ couldn't stick around to find out what happened and kept driving. Never saw her again. Feel sorry for whoever tried to help her after she jumped out of my car. Talk about a great situation going sour!

Nooner60018
02-07-07, 12:12
Hunters?

I would be careful there. It may look female but have additionla equipment that you arn't looking for.

Diddler
02-07-07, 22:12
Anyone have address and work hours? It sounds like there's potential.

AdaptableMan
02-08-07, 17:31
It is on Elmhurst road just south of the Dominicks next to the bank.
Typical hours like 11am-11pm

Place is all right but seems to me like Singapore is more reliable.

wooying
02-12-07, 01:05
Anyone have address and work hours? It sounds like there's potential.There no potential there, trust me went there tonight, nada, nothing. Only two people working there, we're talking about old, in the high 40's to early 50's. The massage was weak and nothing great or special. Save your time and gas go else where.

ABigGuy60084
02-17-07, 08:48
Nice MILF easy checks good time $$/hr

Young Man
02-18-07, 11:23
Nice MILF easy checks good time $$/hr

Any more information you care to share?

YM

Hobby Lover
02-18-07, 13:04
This is a craigs list ad with a valentines day special

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/278643898.html

Alas there is no picture here. She's a bleach blonde early to mid 30's (she may be understating her age as 31)

good kisser and gives damn good service.

she is on the submissive side and doesn't like to inflict pain (I asked her to bite my nipples and she said she couldn't do that)

She's a great provider. Treat her well. She works out of a hotel in Addison.

Bildo
02-19-07, 10:29
After a long hiatus, due to the lack of disposable funds during the holiday season, I was finally able to hit the GQ in Buffalo Grove over the weekend.

I haven't been there since the bust a few months ago figuring they might close.

They used to have decent, but cautious, ladies prior to the bust. Recently saw an ad that was shared by them and the Q Spa in Bartlett, so there must be some connection. I have never been to the Q Spa, I think it is in Hanover Park.

I used to really like Maria, she carried a few extra pounds but always let me have total access to the goodies and provided a very good HS. There was a girl named Jenny there about a year ago, straight hair and small chest, who once gave me a 4 handed ending with Maria. They were both nude and there was no extra charge as I had done them a favor during my previous visit.

Saw Candy on this visit, only other girl there was the new mamasan as there is now all new staff. They have a nice TS and sauna. She is probably in her mid to late thirties, wearing very short shorts and a tee shirt that showcased her ample chest. After a prefunctionary massage she did a very nice job of teasing the boys and the back door with her fingers and nails, this was the best part of the experience. With no urging she offered nude HS for the customary AMP rates. She did not allow much access to the goodies claiming it was her time of the month.

Typical AMP experience, not the greatest but as always YMMV.

Bildo