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SailingJohn
09-07-11, 18:04
Thanks for the info. I did see your list of AMP. I'm from RI, the worlds best location for pretty, young AMP action. FS in most cases. The women are 20's. 30's, and usually 9's or 10's. How do these places stack up? Thinking I will have to try the SW action downtown tonight.
Thanks for the info. I did see your list of AMP. I'm from RI, the worlds best location for pretty, young AMP action. FS in most cases. The women are 20's. 30's, and usually 9's or 10's. How do these places stack up? Thinking I will have to try the SW action downtown tonight.Rhode island really that's the worlds best for AMPs?
Raoul Duke
09-20-11, 17:17
Rhode island really that's the worlds best for AMPs?Yep, it's pretty good. Up until about two years ago it was legal there.
Hit LT spa this week after reading this thread. Was greeted, as anticipated, by a 40s-ish Korean woman (we'll call her Miss S). Buzzed me in, handed over the. 7, had a ts, sauna, massage. My first time there and honestly, it was a fantastic massage. I really enjoyed it. As far as extras, I wasn't looking for it and didn't push. Towels were kept in the right place, as were hands. Not to say I didn't think she was nice to look at, she had me smiling, but that's just me. I'll definitely be back, but am naturally a bit shy so I don't expect anything but another great massage! Hooray for my first reply! Hopefully it wasn't totally useless.
Got quiet in here! Another week, another visit. Basically, take my last post and re-paste it. I think we're getting a little more comfortable with each other, and doors are starting to open conversationally if you know what I mean. This is my first time hitting up any MP, so forgive me for not having much to report yet.
Hey Mongers,
Hit up Enya today afternoon. Took advantage of the special for one hour at. 50. Was offered table shower but declined cause needed a good hour. Got a very small asian about 40ish did not understand what her name was. The owner who sits in the front is so funny she was making me offers for discounts even before I haggeld with her. Anyway. Went to the room. Got undressed. Started with heavy and got a good 45 min before asked to turn around. Alot of teasing of boys on her part with alot of ass fondling on my end. Grabbed hand and made her start. Top came off. Very small but perky. Good release but just wish she was a bit younger. I really can't get into girls that are older.
Massage 9/10 just wish she used less oil.
Finish 8/10 great effort just had my eyes closed.
Massage. 50.
Tip. 20.
Will not repeat cause she is not worth it and the other lady working there was way to chubby.
The good is that owner lady is the best. I wish more AMP owners were this friendly.
Be safe,
JA
CottonPanty
10-01-11, 21:35
Hey Mongers,
Hit up Enya today afternoon. Took advantage of the special for one hour at. 50. Was offered table shower but declined cause needed a good hour. Got a very small asian about 40ish did not understand what her name was. The owner who sits in the front is so funny she was making me offers for discounts even before I haggeld with her. Anyway. Went to the room. Got undressed. Started with heavy and got a good 45 min before asked to turn around. Alot of teasing of boys on her part with alot of ass fondling on my end. Grabbed hand and made her start. Top came off. Very small but perky. Good release but just wish she was a bit younger. I really can't get into girls that are older.
Massage 9/10 just wish she used less oil.
Finish 8/10 great effort just had my eyes closed.
Massage. 50.
Tip. 20.
Will not repeat cause she is not worth it and the other lady working there was way to chubby.
The good is that owner lady is the best. I wish more AMP owners were this friendly.
Be safe,
JAThanks for the info! Where's Enya? I live in Evanston and have never heard of it. Please pm if you don't want to say here.
Visited LT recently. Didn't catch the name of the MT, Yung or something like that. Not all that attractive, and gave an average ts with a little teasing that I liked. Sauna then off to the massage. Here things got good. Requested light touch massage which MT provided very well with good teasing. On the flip she continued the teasing until a very good finish, probably the best I've had in a long time. .7 door, left. 5 tip. Highly recommend.
Member #5481
10-07-11, 09:43
I was driving down Waukegan and after the recent report about Enya, decided to give it another go. My last experience was reported on here and was with Anna, the girl with the HJ gloves. If she was in the lobby I was just going to ask about prices and walk out. I was greeted and escorted to the room by a fairly young, fairly cute lady. Quick trip to the restroom and on the way back I see Anna in the lobby and she recognized me and said Hello. I thought it was lucky I had got the other girl. I get naked and lay down, the girls walks in starts massaging me and asks "how long since you here." I look up and sure enough it is 2 gloves Anna. I know a lot of you would probably have asked for the other girl but I tend to go with the flow and not cause waves.
During the massage I was laying with my arms by my side and I felt her rub against my hand. It made me recall one of my best experiences at a semi legit place when I was laying there and all of a sudden a beautiful naked boob appeared in my hand. This time all I could feel was her belly overflowing the side of the table. Not quite the same. Anyway, as always the massage was decent and the 2 glove finish was weird but adequate to get the job done. I will definitely not return.
Rudykzooti
10-07-11, 12:31
Definite 2 bagger, I saw her a coupple times before she had this location and was moving around a bit. Decent enough massage but you really need to keep your eyes closed, I guess she evolved from plastic wrap to gloves. Yes, plastic wrap.
I was driving down Waukegan and after the recent report about Enya, decided to give it another go. My last experience was reported on here and was with Anna, the girl with the HJ gloves. If she was in the lobby I was just going to ask about prices and walk out. I was greeted and escorted to the room by a fairly young, fairly cute lady. Quick trip to the restroom and on the way back I see Anna in the lobby and she recognized me and said Hello. I thought it was lucky I had got the other girl. I get naked and lay down, the girls walks in starts massaging me and asks "how long since you here." I look up and sure enough it is 2 gloves Anna. I know a lot of you would probably have asked for the other girl but I tend to go with the flow and not cause waves.
During the massage I was laying with my arms by my side and I felt her rub against my hand. It made me recall one of my best experiences at a semi legit place when I was laying there and all of a sudden a beautiful naked boob appeared in my hand. This time all I could feel was her belly overflowing the side of the table. Not quite the same. Anyway, as always the massage was decent and the 2 glove finish was weird but adequate to get the job done. I will definitely not return.
Member #4827
10-07-11, 17:28
I know this is my first post, but I've been dying to ask if any remembers Sara from this place on Dempster. She is my ATF. I had many great appts. With her over the years but then she disappeared. Anyone know if she has resurfaced?
All I can offer in return is info on Maria's.
Hey Mongers.
Tats has been advertising on craigslist for the. 45 special. Anyway since I have tried this three times I went in cause after calling and saying that I would like to take them up on offer (after alot of me arguing that its posted. 45 (quoted 55). It was not olga maybe thats why.
Scheduled apt. Got there and my masseuse was waiting for me, I don't want to post the name cause she was nice enough. But lets just say she was way above my age limit of mid 30s and way over my weight limit. Called up and talked to the lady and asked her why after agreeing for a younger one you send me the opposite, she started claiming she never did. Well anyway went in. When time came to pay she said its 65. I was pissed. I called again for almost five mins and finally got through. She again claims no that its. 65 and. 5 extra for cc. Well thank goodness I had not pulled out my cc out yet. Just walked out. I realize now that on the weekends they really are a bit more shady with rates as compared to the weekdays where they don't have enough buisness, the good man in me left the girl. 10 for her time. Walked out.
Willi repeat? Yes but never again on the weekends. And if its not my usual who books for me.
JA
I know this is my first post, but I've been dying to ask if any remembers Sara from this place on Dempster. She is my ATF. I had many great appts. With her over the years but then she disappeared. Anyone know if she has resurfaced?
All I can offer in return is info on Maria's.I had been looking for her alot last year. She used to do outcall for me. But she has been gone for a long time.
Member #5121
10-15-11, 19:29
I know this is my first post, but I've been dying to ask if any remembers Sara from this place on Dempster. She is my ATF. I had many great appts. With her over the years but then she disappeared. Anyone know if she has resurfaced?
All I can offer in return is info on Maria's.I know many of these girls switch from place-to-place in the north suburbs. Have you tried calling around? Perhaps she moved to Tat's or Olga's.
PM me if you can about Maria's. It's been awhile, but I used to go down and see Galena back in the day.
Saw Cindy at Asian apt near golf mill. Nice body. Insisted on giving me the full hour finishing massage after you know what. Never had that happen before. Sweetie. Would repeat.
Paul Stearn
11-03-11, 20:15
Just read in the Trib that it's been busted and closed down.
Mystic too.
http://triblocal.com/skokie/2011/11/03/two-women-at-skokie-massage-parlors-charged-with-prostitution/
Just read in the Trib that it's been busted and closed down.I knew it was going to happen (look at my previous posts). The lady who cut hair their have been watching for months. Be safe Mongers.
JA
Mystic too.
http://triblocal.com/skokie/2011/11/03/two-women-at-skokie-massage-parlors-charged-with-prostitution/How the papers can print, and the cops keep insisting, that they were responding to complaints is absolutely stupifying.
NO-ONE ever complains. Why can't the assholes just admit that they are assholes and leave it at that?
I knew it was going to happen (look at my previous posts). The lady who cut hair their have been watching for months. Be safe Mongers.
JADamn! Choi / Jessica is a good lady.
Rocketman37
11-13-11, 16:45
First time to call Tat's. She asked who I wanted, told her it didn't matter (since I'm not sure who is there anyway). Was met in Northbrook by Inessa. Nice girl, a bit taller and stockier than I prefer. Nice, easy massage, which I needed, and great conversation. Insisted I cover up before I even undressed, and I didn't try removing it while she was in the room. Didn't seem like extras were on the table, but not sure I would have gone for anything with her anyway. I was happy with the massage, but most likely will request a different girl next time.
Member #5481
11-14-11, 10:49
Actually had a nice massage from Inessa, although you are right, she is a little larger than I like usually. Nice girl though. Last week I had a session with Alla. I wonder if this is the same girl Jakeass wrote about on Chicago board. There used to be another Alla there and she was great. This chick was the rudest EMP I have ever come across and if she was ever there again for me, I would just walk out. FYI, I will be out of touch for 2 weeks travelling.
Actually had a nice massage from Inessa, although you are right, she is a little larger than I like usually. Nice girl though. Last week I had a session with Alla. I wonder if this is the same girl Jakeass wrote about on Chicago board. There used to be another Alla there and she was great. This chick was the rudest EMP I have ever come across and if she was ever there again for me, I would just walk out. FYI, I will be out of touch for 2 weeks travelling.I have got so many messages telling me that we all have to take the initial visit as one that we use to get a feel for a girl. And I agree when it is someone you want anything with. And I have done that with girls at tats who ended up being my regulars. With my last visit I had no agenda at all. I really just wanted a strong massage to help me with my stress. I would understand if I tried anything but I did not. I draped myself when she stepped out, I never moved the drape even an inch, my hands were lying more flaccid then my member, I did not once thoughout get excited (you know what I mean). I told her to just focus on my back and skip my legs arms. So what in this suggests anything inappropriate? She was just a.
"I heard you the first time" when I knocked twice who acts like that?
Anyway tats is losing their own buisness cause I usually get a massage every two weeks anyway.
JA
CottonPanty
11-16-11, 22:32
I have got so many messages telling me that we all have to take the initial visit as one that we use to get a feel for a girl. And I agree when it is someone you want anything with. And I have done that with girls at tats who ended up being my regulars. With my last visit I had no agenda at all. I really just wanted a strong massage to help me with my stress. I would understand if I tried anything but I did not. I draped myself when she stepped out, I never moved the drape even an inch, my hands were lying more flaccid then my member, I did not once thoughout get excited (you know what I mean). I told her to just focus on my back and skip my legs arms. So what in this suggests anything inappropriate? She was just a.
"I heard you the first time" when I knocked twice who acts like that?
Anyway tats is losing their own buisness cause I usually get a massage every two weeks anyway.
JAFuck Tats. I tried them a few weeks ago in Deerfield. I had to make an appt for later in the day and had to wait a few hours. My gal was a hot ass Russian with an amazing body but a horrible attitude. Wouldn't smile, make small talk, etc. And refused to do anything even though she was all dressed up in a tight low cut shirt and sexy skin tight spandex (which drives me wild) Very disappointing and expensive waste of $75.
By the way that sucks about June Spa. I hope LT isn't next or I'm really going to be out of options.
Whisper2000
11-18-11, 01:26
Fuck Tats. I tried them a few weeks ago in Deerfield. I had to make an appt for later in the day and had to wait a few hours. My gal was a hot ass Russian with an amazing body but a horrible attitude. Wouldn't smile, make small talk, etc. And refused to do anything even though she was all dressed up in a tight low cut shirt and sexy skin tight spandex (which drives me wild) Very disappointing and expensive waste of $75.
By the way that sucks about June Spa. I hope LT isn't next or I'm really going to be out of options.Any other EMPs? I didn't realize there was anything north of Skokie.
The good is that owner lady is the best. I wish more AMP owners were this friendly.Yeah I know sounds like I wimped out rite, but I know MG has gustapo and wouldn't put it past them to set up a front like this to sting. And I hadn't found this site yet at the time I visited to get some info.
Anyhow, I walked in one afternoon. 12 ish, and yes literally went in for the pedicure but knew they were massaging from the window sign. And it had the AMP look to it, anyway so getting pedicure from the youngest of what appeared to be sisters working the joint. They all have the same flat nose face and heard some other family talk. I actually asked my technician what asianic culture she was from, said she was Mongolian.
Now I don't know about ya, but exotic is cool, but but I only know of the mongolia from national geographic, and it aint sexy.
As I was getting pedicure though, my feet were in the tub, she was scrubbing and scraping while in a short leg denim jump suit with low cut v neck and zipper down and front. This was summertime, it was hot July. Started to think 60 minutes. Nice body from my POV actually, early 20's. Then saw a conveyer belt of old guys coming in getting taken care of by the older sisters, put it out of my mind. Lastly, they have a blue light bulb in the hallway.
Decent massage, fairly clean place, average finish. Total was. 5 plus. 4 tip.Same chicks as the ad on CL or BP? How about some more detales. I like the blonde, was she there?
How the papers can print, and the cops keep insisting, that they were responding to complaints is absolutely stupifying.
NO-ONE ever complains. Why can't the assholes just admit that they are assholes and leave it at that?The only two scenarios I can imagine a complaint would be from a disgruntled customer who didn't get the extras he wanted or somehow felt cheated and decided to get back at the place by calling the cops as a "concerned citizen". The other scenario would be nearby businesses who were putting pressure on local politicians to get the massage parlor out of their area. Personally, I think the massage places that last a long time are the ones that know which palms to grease in the local political environment. The ones that don't leave the proper "tribute" likely get booted out.
Al Melrose
11-30-11, 03:32
The only two scenarios I can imagine a complaint would be from a disgruntled customer who didn't get the extras he wanted or somehow felt cheated and decided to get back at the place by calling the cops as a "concerned citizen". The other scenario would be nearby businesses who were putting pressure on local politicians to get the massage parlor out of their area. Personally, I think the massage places that last a long time are the ones that know which palms to grease in the local political environment. The ones that don't leave the proper "tribute" likely get booted out.You have to remember that many women will be complaining.
I know that as soon as a massage parlor opened up near me, the moms in town were outraged. Place busted twice and now shut down.
CottonPanty
11-30-11, 14:59
Any other EMPs? I didn't realize there was anything north of Skokie.None that I know of but I do know of a few AMP's in the area. PM me for more info and if you have anything to share.
Member #5121
12-04-11, 21:01
There is Seventh Heaven on Deerfield Road. I believe I've seen the same blond there and at a Tat's or Olga's office on Dundee.
Any other EMPs? I didn't realize there was anything north of Skokie.
Ok so I was reminicing about when we were treated like kings before. So I recall a very elegant european Ukraine or Polish MILF type that I got a maaage from. I recall vaguely that her name was Natalie or maybe Irene. Awesome massage and slow sensual HE topless and they were real and spectacular. It was an office type setup and possible a 2nd floor maybe on dempster. So for you ole timers. Do you know who I speak of and do you have any current providers similar. These gals would qualify as private stock. SO please PM only. Thanks in advance.
Member #5121
12-10-11, 17:08
2nd floor on Dempster, right next to the freeway? That sounds like Accurate. I used to see blond Natalie 5-10 years ago. She was terrific looking and had real skills. Same with Galena, who also graced me with her service over the years. Thanks for lighting a few old memories. Golden Hands in Schaumburg has been a decent alternative for the past few seasons, but the technical skill doesn't quite measure up to our Skokie girls.
Ok so I was reminicing about when we were treated like kings before. So I recall a very elegant european Ukraine or Polish MILF type that I got a maaage from. I recall vaguely that her name was Natalie or maybe Irene. Awesome massage and slow sensual HE topless and they were real and spectacular. It was an office type setup and possible a 2nd floor maybe on dempster. So for you ole timers. Do you know who I speak of and do you have any current providers similar. These gals would qualify as private stock. SO please PM only. Thanks in advance.
BeetleJuice001
12-12-11, 14:26
Is Accurate still there? I think there are two places (one called Mystic) up on the second floor. I, too, remember Natalie. She was great! Looks wise, the current providers there are definitely NOT up to par.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3583-General-Reports&p=1151789#post1151789
BJ001.
2nd floor on Dempster, right next to the freeway? That sounds like Accurate. I used to see blond Natalie 5-10 years ago. She was terrific looking and had real skills. Same with Galena, who also graced me with her service over the years. Thanks for lighting a few old memories. Golden Hands in Schaumburg has been a decent alternative for the past few seasons, but the technical skill doesn't quite measure up to our Skokie girls.
Member #5121
12-18-11, 18:27
I've been meaning to go back for ages. I Googled the number and it links up with locations in Niles, Wheeling, and Des Plaines. It looks like they're still at 8800 Lockwood after all these years.
http://www.communityfocusonline.com/CFOItemGM2.aspx?ID=6490&OID=000873994
Mystic has an actual website, but I'd assume they offer standard issue service by the description.
http://mymysticfountain.com/healing_practitioners
Is Accurate still there? I think there are two places (one called Mystic) up on the second floor. I, too, remember Natalie. She was great! Looks wise, the current providers there are definitely NOT up to par.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3583-General-Reports&p=1151789#post1151789
BJ001.
Whisper2000
01-01-12, 23:51
I've been meaning to go back for ages. I Googled the number and it links up with locations in Niles, Wheeling, and Des Plaines. It looks like they're still at 8800 Lockwood after all these years.
http://www.communityfocusonline.com/CFOItemGM2.aspx?ID=6490&OID=000873994
Mystic has an actual website, but I'd assume they offer standard issue service by the description.
http://mymysticfountain.com/healing_practitionersI called the number and he just hung up on me after I asked if they were still open. Someone let me know if you're able to get an appointment.
I called the number and he just hung up on me after I asked if they were still open. Someone let me know if you're able to get an appointment.Asking if they are still open is like asking "you mean you haven't been busted yet". Try "I'd like to make an appointment", then you can ask who is available. If it it still Yuri on the phone he can be rude.
The web site for Mystic is an entirely different place, different location and totally legit.
If it it still Yuri on the phone he can be rude.Yes, that's an understatement. The guy needs some serious training in customer service.
His rude act wore on me, and I quit using his service after my all-time fave (Anna) disappeared some years back.
George W. Bush
01-03-12, 02:23
I quit using them too because Yuri was such a prick. There was another massage place in that building too-I had gone there one day and the girl hadn't gotten there yet, but a gal stuck her head out of another office and asked if I was there for a massage. I told her I was waiting on someone. Thanks for the reminder about Natalie-I had forgotten about her awesome rack until Silvio brought it up. I'm a tit man anyway, so I was in heaven when I saw her.
I quit using them too because Yuri was such a prick. There was another massage place in that building too-I had gone there one day and the girl hadn't gotten there yet, but a gal stuck her head out of another office and asked if I was there for a massage. I told her I was waiting on someone. Thanks for the reminder about Natalie-I had forgotten about her awesome rack until Silvio brought it up. I'm a tit man anyway, so I was in heaven when I saw her.Want some nice tits try Heaven. A little pricey ($20 more than usual) but well worth the experience.
Couldn't pull the trigger on any of the BP girls and saw their posting. On dempster.
Got there and was impressed at how big the place is. Mamasan had to be 40. Saw one other woman also similar age. Not bad looking. Just 40 or so.
Took me to room and took my $70. Stripped and waited. She took me to table shower. Full wash. It was too frickin cold to get any kind of hardon but she did wash all the cracks and crevices.
Took me to sauna where I waited. Came back and took me to room. Dimmed lights and started soft to medium massage. That lasted about two mins followed by maybe five mins of soft massage with lots of attention to butt crack. I did let hands wander a bit so she knew what I was looking for. Had me flip and went immediately to HE. She let me wander under shirt and bra. After he she did a quick light massage on arms. Tipped and left. My one hour was over in about 35 mins with a lot of waiting thrown in.
Did in a pinch but no massage to speak of.
Want some nice tits try Heaven. A little pricey ($20 more than usual) but well worth the experience.Are you talking Seventh on LC?
Are you talking Seventh on LC?No. Provider advertises on BP occasionally. Search for tantric.
Couldn't pull the trigger on any of the BP girls and saw their posting. On dempster.
Got there and was impressed at how big the place is. Mamasan had to be 40. Saw one other woman also similar age. Not bad looking. Just 40 or so.
Took me to room and took my $70. Stripped and waited. She took me to table shower. Full wash. It was too frickin cold to get any kind of hardon but she did wash all the cracks and crevices.
Took me to sauna where I waited. Came back and took me to room. Dimmed lights and started soft to medium massage. That lasted about two mins followed by maybe five mins of soft massage with lots of attention to butt crack. I did let hands wander a bit so she knew what I was looking for. Had me flip and went immediately to HE. She let me wander under shirt and bra. After he she did a quick light massage on arms. Tipped and left. My one hour was over in about 35 mins with a lot of waiting thrown in.
Did in a pinch but no massage to speak of.Don't think you are talking about Golden. Nthing on Dempster by that name, but thre is something as you described, different name.
Don't think you are talking about Golden. Nthing on Dempster by that name, but thre is something as you described, different name.If you google the address you will find mostly references to golden spa. It also goes by lifetime spa. 3701 dempster.
CottonPanty
01-09-12, 11:13
TOFTT and checked this place out yesterday:
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-will-find-our-touch-is-delightfully-soothing-and-powerfully-healing-23/10130588
Very smelly when you walk in due to the spices and herbs that they sell and I assume prescribe. Masseuse was ok, maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10. I don't wait the hour to find out if there is going to be action so I made it clear from the get go that I was looking for more and was denied.
1hr massage was to be $65 or $85 if I wanted a "hard" massage, which I normally do like a lot of force and pressure but I normally don't get upcharged for it. I went for the regular and when I knew there wouldn't be any fun stuff I just got my money back and left.
I am sure that if you were more patient and went through the whole process there may be more to be had here but why? There are better places near by and lower massage prices as well. Too bad, this place is 5 min from my house and it would eb cool to have a new place so close.
Why advertise on Backpage, under "Adult" body rubs and post pictures of gorgeous faces if all you really are is an average-looking AMP that deals in herbs?
PussyPoker
01-09-12, 14:05
TOFTT and checked this place out yesterday:
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-will-find-our-touch-is-delightfully-soothing-and-powerfully-healing-23/10130588
Very smelly when you walk in due to the spices and herbs that they sell and I assume prescribe. Masseuse was ok, maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10. I don't wait the hour to find out if there is going to be action so I made it clear from the get go that I was looking for more and was denied.
1hr massage was to be $65 or $85 if I wanted a "hard" massage, which I normally do like a lot of force and pressure but I normally don't get upcharged for it. I went for the regular and when I knew there wouldn't be any fun stuff I just got my money back and left.
I am sure that if you were more patient and went through the whole process there may be more to be had here but why? There are better places near by and lower massage prices as well. Too bad, this place is 5 min from my house and it would eb cool to have a new place so close.
Why advertise on Backpage, under "Adult" body rubs and post pictures of gorgeous faces if all you really are is an average-looking AMP that deals in herbs?It got you there didn't it. Thank You for going and TOFTT. If no one reports on a place like this then more guys would be wasting their time and money just to check it out.
Undie Radar
01-10-12, 14:49
It got you there didn't it. Thank You for going and TOFTT. If no one reports on a place like this then more guys would be wasting their time and money just to check it out.Re: Cotton Panty's visit. If I am an Asian masseuse and some guy walks in off the street, goes into my room with me and before he takes off his clothes asks me if I am going to jerk him off for money I am thinking LEO. If that approach is tried at all of the places that we know there has been success, I am betting that he will get shot down by almost all. Especially in this latest crackdown. I might even go further and state that a monger with this approach could be setting themselves up for a sting op.
You have to "play the game" if you want to play IMO.
I hit this place twice in the last couple of months. I almost never get shot down. Here, I got nothing.
Save your time and money.
AA.
TOFTT and checked this place out yesterday:
http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/you-will-find-our-touch-is-delightfully-soothing-and-powerfully-healing-23/10130588
Very smelly when you walk in due to the spices and herbs that they sell and I assume prescribe. Masseuse was ok, maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10. I don't wait the hour to find out if there is going to be action so I made it clear from the get go that I was looking for more and was denied.
1hr massage was to be $65 or $85 if I wanted a "hard" massage, which I normally do like a lot of force and pressure but I normally don't get upcharged for it. I went for the regular and when I knew there wouldn't be any fun stuff I just got my money back and left.
I am sure that if you were more patient and went through the whole process there may be more to be had here but why? There are better places near by and lower massage prices as well. Too bad, this place is 5 min from my house and it would eb cool to have a new place so close.
Why advertise on Backpage, under "Adult" body rubs and post pictures of gorgeous faces if all you really are is an average-looking AMP that deals in herbs?
Re: Cotton Panty's visit. If I am an Asian masseuse and some guy walks in off the street, goes into my room with me and before he takes off his clothes asks me if I am going to jerk him off for money I am thinking LEO. If that approach is tried at all of the places that we know there has been success, I am betting that he will get shot down by almost all. Especially in this latest crackdown. I might even go further and state that a monger with this approach could be setting themselves up for a sting op.
You have to "play the game" if you want to play IMO.I agree with Undie. Copping an attitude is a guarantee of certain failure. Cotton soiled his own panties.
And Again did a true TOFFT. He gave them a second shot. Thanks!!
Arlo
CottonPanty
01-13-12, 00:17
I agree with Undie. Copping an attitude is a guarantee of certain failure. Cotton soiled his own panties.
And Again did a true TOFFT. He gave them a second shot. Thanks!
ArloGee thanks for the tips guys.
I have been going to AMP's for almost 10 years now and literally hundreds and hundreds of times. Now, I'm not saying I'm proud of that, but I know what to do and not to do and I'm at the point now where I don't want to waste time and / or money and lay there and take a lame massage, get all riled up and then get denied at the end and go home with blueballs.
Typically, when I visit a new place, I pay for the hour, get undressed and lay face up with the towel covering me. When they come in, they typically ask me to turn over and that's when I see if they are willing to play. Of course some of them are taken back by my directness, but again, I'm not waiting around to see if they are MAYBE going to play at the end. You would be surprised, I would say at least 80% of the time, they are good to go and the HJ is on within 5 minutes. I make it clear that I'm not LE and I'm willing to pay well. If they just absolutely refuse, hey no harm done, I just kindly ask for my money back and leave.
Sure, if I came back a few times and played the game they may eventually come around but to be honest, I know of and visit so many places that I'm not willing to put in all the time just to see if a new place is game. And as I said, way more times than not, within 5 minutes most are ready to serve.
Sorry if its a bit too direct for some of you but it's the way I work and it sure the hell works for me. I'm not being a jerk or giving these girls an attitude. I just get to business- I'm there for a massage as well, sure, but let's face it, we all know why we really go, that's why we have this site. If I want a legit massage, there's plenty of better places to go. I've been burned too many times before. Pay the $65 or so, get the lame-to-decent massage, and then get denied on the flip. Again, if all I wanted was a massage for 65$ I'd go to Massage Envy.
Gee thanks for the tips guys.
I have been going to AMP's for almost 10 years now and literally hundreds and hundreds of times. Now, I'm not saying I'm proud of that, but I know what to do and not to do and I'm at the point now where I don't want to waste time and / or money and lay there and take a lame massage, get all riled up and then get denied at the end and go home with blueballs.
Typically, when I visit a new place, I pay for the hour, get undressed and lay face up with the towel covering me. When they come in, they typically ask me to turn over and that's when I see if they are willing to play. Of course some of them are taken back by my directness, but again, I'm not waiting around to see if they are MAYBE going to play at the end. You would be surprised, I would say at least 80% of the time, they are good to go and the HJ is on within 5 minutes. I make it clear that I'm not LE and I'm willing to pay well. If they just absolutely refuse, hey no harm done, I just kindly ask for my money back and leave.
Sure, if I came back a few times and played the game they may eventually come around but to be honest, I know of and visit so many places that I'm not willing to put in all the time just to see if a new place is game. And as I said, way more times than not, within 5 minutes most are ready to serve.
Sorry if its a bit too direct for some of you but it's the way I work and it sure the hell works for me. I'm not being a jerk or giving these girls an attitude. I just get to business- I'm there for a massage as well, sure, but let's face it, we all know why we really go, that's why we have this site. If I want a legit massage, there's plenty of better places to go. I've been burned too many times before. Pay the $65 or so, get the lame-to-decent massage, and then get denied on the flip. Again, if all I wanted was a massage for 65$ I'd go to Massage Envy.This tactic may get you a half-hearted HE but it definitely will not get you the best service. I've been going to AMPs for more than 20 years and being humble and treating the ladies with respect will get you much, much better results. (I. E. More than a begrudging HE).
But to each their own. I guess that's why the saying YMMV came into existence.
I agree with Cotton. He never said he was copping attitude so don't get your panties in bunch. He is basically asking the same questions you / we all ask after your massage just he is only doing it before the massage. Treat the "ladies" with respect LMAO. How about treat the working girls like its a business transaction, not like its mutual lust.
CottonPanty
01-18-12, 20:28
I agree with Cotton. He never said he was copping attitude so don't get your panties in bunch. He is basically asking the same questions you / we all ask after your massage just he is only doing it before the massage. Treat the "ladies" with respect LMAO. How about treat the working girls like its a business transaction, not like its mutual lust.Thanks bro! Yes, that's what I was trying to get across. I ask the same questions that we all eventually get around to I'm just not going to spend and hour and appx $70 on the chance that there MIGHT be some action. I am always respectful and I never try to look for or start trouble. I understand that they are taking a risk and their job isn't very glamorous.
And I get great service once I start going to a particular place; I tip well and the girls know what I like and they always seem to be happy to please. I don't ask for much, just an HJ and a nice massage.
Anyways, thanks for sticking up for me Mannheim. Pm me if you want info on a couple of places. Maybe we can trade some info.
So anyways gentlemen, enough of the drama on this site, can we get back to sharing info and tips?
Anyone try it yet? PM me. Thanks, Arlo
I have not been back since they had trouble. I did talk to a girl that worked there. She said they lost their business license and had to apply with a new name. Supposedly the same people but a new name. I hear that Kim is gone for good. I'll miss her great massages.
AA.
Anyone try it yet? PM me. Thanks, Arlo
Hey mongers any info on this one. THanks.
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-platinum-exotic-doll-just-visiting-20/10102779
Funsteve1111
02-11-12, 12:48
Hey mongers any info on this one. THanks.
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-platinum-exotic-doll-just-visiting-20/10102779No hits on tineye for the pics. If she really looks like that, CALL HER! V Wow. She is hot.
Whiskey Priest
02-14-12, 10:04
Does anyone have anything good to say about Maria's in Skokie?
I called on a whim last week and got in right away. Massage was good, but that's it.
I find myself in Skokie in the early evening once a week with an hour to kill and looking for something steady.
If you google the address you will find mostly references to golden spa. It also goes by lifetime spa. 3701 dempster.Went to Lifetime Spa first time several months ago and enjoyed the dream. But most recent visits have been forgetable. Uninspired ts, okay sauna (which was probably the best part) simple pushing on the body that wasn't massage with okay finish. .7 to house and. 3 to the mt but I am looking for another place.
Member #4245
02-14-12, 18:37
Hey mongers any info on this one. THanks.
http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-platinum-exotic-doll-just-visiting-20/10102779She rarely answers her phone, lets it go to a VM that's full and can't leave a message. While you're trying to leave a VM she calls you back.
When you do get to talk to her, she's very distracted. It almost was like someone was feeding her lines on what to say.
I waded through all this BS and set something up. When I got to the incall and asked for the room number, she told me to just come up to her floor and she'd meet me at the elevator. She was very squirrelly about it. I listened to Spidey Sense for once and left. Something really just didn't feel right at all.
If someone has better luck, please post. I'd like to know if she's worth the trouble.
She rarely answers her phone, lets it go to a VM that's full and can't leave a message. While you're trying to leave a VM she calls you back.
When you do get to talk to her, she's very distracted. It almost was like someone was feeding her lines on what to say.
I waded through all this BS and set something up. When I got to the incall and asked for the room number, she told me to just come up to her floor and she'd meet me at the elevator. She was very squirrelly about it. I listened to Spidey Sense for once and left. Something really just didn't feel right at all.
If someone has better luck, please post. I'd like to know if she's worth the trouble.Those are pictures of some girl who is in rap videos.
Member #5121
02-15-12, 00:36
I used to frequent Maria's back in 2002-2003 while on business nearby. It's a fantastic little place. Galena was wonderful (anyone remember her?) Like most EMP's, you'll need to TOFTT with most of the girls to prove your worth to them. Mutual massage wasn't out of the question.
Does anyone have anything good to say about Maria's in Skokie?
I called on a whim last week and got in right away. Massage was good, but that's it.
I find myself in Skokie in the early evening once a week with an hour to kill and looking for something steady.
Member #4827
02-16-12, 18:59
Does anyone have anything good to say about Maria's in Skokie?
I called on a whim last week and got in right away. Massage was good, but that's it.
I find myself in Skokie in the early evening once a week with an hour to kill and looking for something steady.Get in good with Tanya. She's cute and is very fun after your first appt.
CottonPanty
02-27-12, 23:20
Not sure what the deal was today but I stopped by 3 places in the area and all were closed at around 11am. Unusual for sure.
Went to LT in Skokie. Closed. No sign in window, just had the light off and door locked.
Went to Sun Rise in Skokie (used to be called June Spa). Have not been there since June was shut down. I was excited to see a new sign up but there was a posting on the door from the city that the store was not authorized for business or something like that.
Then I went to a place I know in Morton Grove off Waukegan. Closed. No lights, no sign. What's up was today an Asian holiday? Weird.
CTmongerX1
03-01-12, 01:14
Love their setup, parking lot in the back of Dempster so you can enter the place discretely. Had Hannah, older 40's Korean lady. Nice body, allowed some roaming though completely clothed. A little rough during the TS,"should I clean you there?" Good quality massage to work out the kinks, same price for the house. 70. Standard experience. Would repeat when in need of pain relief.
CTm
LT is open. So is Maria's. I don't know if SR ever opened yet. As for that place on Waukegan. Rubber gloves? No, thank you! Not repeating without different (read: younger and accommodating) talent.
Not sure what the deal was today but I stopped by 3 places in the area and all were closed at around 11am. Unusual for sure.
Went to LT in Skokie. Closed. No sign in window, just had the light off and door locked.
Went to Sun Rise in Skokie (used to be called June Spa). Have not been there since June was shut down. I was excited to see a new sign up but there was a posting on the door from the city that the store was not authorized for business or something like that.
Then I went to a place I know in Morton Grove off Waukegan. Closed. No lights, no sign. What's up was today an Asian holiday? Weird.
CottonPanty
04-08-12, 18:35
Well, sorry to report but Lifetime on Skokie is indeed closed! With June Spa closed, that makes for a little leaner choices in the area right now. I still know of a couple others in the area but this is a real bummer. Dropped tons of loads at LT.
Tall, larger than usual but more fun too. You will be surprised at size and placement of tattoo. She was ready to go for second pop but I wasn't- LOL. Amazing eye contact with full deep throating. I would repeat. YMMV.
Can anyone confirm whether or not LT on Dempster is still open? In the other thread someone said the one on Skokie is closed, but I'm not familiar with one on Skokie. If I lose that place, not sure where I'll head next.
MikeHuntSweat
04-30-12, 09:10
Sign said open on Sunday.
Sign said open on Sunday.When I went by the light was on but there were village notices on the door.
Jeez what happened to this place? Dead dead dead. I haven't been anywhere in a while, going to have to start from scratch!
Hi all.
I went to Maria's a week or so ago. It was my first time there. Had Tanya, an attractive, very thin brunette. Late 20s, early 30s. She provided an excellent therapeutic massage. Nothing more. I had RTFF so I knew that was to be expected. It's probably worth an investment of more time. So when I get back up there I'll report back. Feel free to PM me if you want to chat more.
Whisper2000
07-28-12, 17:16
Hi all.
I went to Maria's a week or so ago. It was my first time there. Had Tanya, an attractive, very thin brunette. Late 20s, early 30s. She provided an excellent therapeutic massage. Nothing more. I had RTFF so I knew that was to be expected. It's probably worth an investment of more time. So when I get back up there I'll report back. Feel free to PM me if you want to chat more.Pretty good massage. But that was all.
I've been there two times recently and seen both chris and tan. You really do have to prove to them that you are not what they fear. But besides that you do get a great massage and a ok end. I am not a fan of this placea anymore because the hygiene level is non existant. Last time I was there I got chris and she does not do it for me anyway but whatever. I pay for the hour (.75) and was told to go into the room. I wanted to freshen up a bit and that bathroom is disgusting. Paper towels (with who knows what) on the floor. Partially flushed toilet. I get on the massage table and I smell sweat, and can tell someon was alrady on the table before me (body shape still on sheets). I tell her about it and she says we ran out. I do not get on my stomach rather do the whole thing on my back. .40 request denied by me. Offered. 20 (the reason I was not going to giver her that was because she made me wait 15 min before she came in and withing 15 min she says time is almost over. Screw that. I had seen her twice before so she should know better. I finally said forget it and left in 30 min cause I was just feeling disgusted lying there in someone elses sweat. And did not tip anything. I don't expect alot but come on give me 45 min of massage if I pay for an hour and 15 min of relaxation. Its a good place but tan is much better and much more fun.
Be safe,
JA
Paul Stearn
08-04-12, 08:52
I dropped by Thursday afternoon and saw Christina, massage was just okay, but on the flip she stripped and allowed me to massage her for a while. Standard finish. Total damage $100
The last 2 women at the Lincoln address have been much improved. Quality was going way down here. Glad they are picking up their game.
April there now. Great chest. Sweetie. Patient.
Golf mill apartment has a cutie Michelle. Tight everywhere. Mamason said 24, she said 22. Would repeat.
Golf mill apartment has a cutie Michelle. Tight everywhere. Mamason said 24, she said 22. Would repeat.Do you have a number or ad you can shoot me via PM.
Yum. Sweetheart. Definitely would repeat.
Yum. Sweetheart. Definitely would repeat.Can you share some digits?
Member #4233
11-18-12, 10:14
I searched it for you. Its on BP.
Wonder what the menu is?
Can you share some digits?
I searched it for you. Its on BP.
Wonder what the menu is?She must be working with Joanna, the brunette Polish MILF. Joanna doesn't do FS as far as I know. I wonder about Anita.
Raoul Duke
11-21-12, 18:58
Decent massage by a relatively cute therapist, but walked out with a set of blue ones.
Member #5121
11-23-12, 01:15
I imagine it wasn't your first time at Maria's, but was it your first time with the therapist? I've struck out at Maria's in the past, and like many EMP's, return better served on the second visit.
Decent massage by a relatively cute therapist, but walked out with a set of blue ones.
So hot. Highly recommended
Had a massage from large brown haired girl. Would like to return but don't know what to expect?
Member #5121
11-30-14, 22:33
Could be Vanessa. Did you get shot down on your first visit? Why are you concerned about a follow-up?
Bring your question over to the EMP thread in the Chicago forum. You may get more answers.
Had a massage from large brown haired girl. Would like to return but don't know what to expect?
Could be Vanessa. Did you get shot down on your first visit? Why are you concerned about a follow-up?
Bring your question over to the EMP thread in the Chicago forum. You may get more answers.Probably should try someone else, but like a larger girl and was wondering if any extras might be available on follow up visit.
BayBoyTipTop
12-04-14, 05:51
So hot. Highly recommendedHello, What is the number for Yoko. I use to see her on lake & Milwaukee when she worked for Suzie Kao.
Thanks.
BayBoyTipTop
12-04-14, 05:52
So hot. Highly recommendedI would love to see Monica again. Pease help me bro.
Thnkas.
I would love to see Monica again. Pease help me bro.
Thnkas.Last time I was in the area called with digits that always worked before. Number out of service. Sorry.
Member #5121
12-04-14, 14:58
Maria's has been in business for at least a decade. These little clinics don't stay open for long unless they get satisfied, repeat clients. I'm sure a follow-up would be in your favor, as long as you are clean, polite, and dish out plenty of compliments.
Could be Vanessa. Did you get shot down on your first visit? Why are you concerned about a follow-up?
Bring your question over to the EMP thread in the Chicago forum. You may get more answers.
Paul Stearn
12-04-14, 17:47
Maria's has been in business for at least a decade. These little clinics don't stay open for long unless they get satisfied, repeat clients. I'm sure a follow-up would be in your favor, as long as you are clean, polite, and dish out plenty of compliments.Compliments = $$.
Compliments = $$.Thanks, I will try her again.
Thanks, I will try her again.You were right. I went back and had better luck. Nice touch.
Member #5121
01-03-15, 13:00
For an EMP, $$ seems a little steep. I take it you negotiated for more than a HJ?
It's usually been the door fee + . 4 or a little more.
Thanks, I will try her again.
Jordanlexi
08-22-15, 07:16
Pm for details on this pregnant provider. Last week working. http://posting.chicago.backpage.com/online/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=28741518&uid=cf41190cd7afd1953593ea0f76df1211.
SunnyBeaches7
02-04-19, 16:45
Pm for details on this pregnant provider. Last week working. http://posting.chicago.backpage.com/online/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=28741518&uid=cf41190cd7afd1953593ea0f76df1211.Ha. That's how quiet this post has become. That kid is now 4 years old.
ZzTopSterZz
08-21-20, 10:21
This is a random one. I took a morning jog along the Evanston lakefront yesterday. Probably around 9 am. Usually at that hour it's other joggers / walkers and moms with little kids at the beach. But as I went by I spotted an absolutely stunning young lady putting an inflatable kayak back in her car. It was a silver Mustang and I took note of the plate but will not report here for fear of exposing personal info. Anyway she's about 5'3" and maybe 110 lbs (thin but athletic and toned with stomach and perfect skin) with brown hair and a model's figure complete with Brazilian bare ass bikini that first caught my attention. I'm guessing 25-30 year old but didn't get a good enough look at the face. Definitely not a college girl and definitely not much over 30 if at all. Could be Eastern European or maybe Brazilian but hair seemed to have a little reddish tint so I'm guessing Russia. Holy shit she is probably the hottest girl I've ever seen along the lakefront and I couldn't get her out of my mind all day. Any ideas if she's a working girl? I'm going to keep my eye out for that car. Maybe a younger guy with game could get a legit date but I didn't dare approach her cause I'm probably twice her age. Jeezus she is hot.
GentleBen1
08-24-20, 17:05
This is a random one. I took a morning jog along the Evanston lakefront yesterday. Probably around 9 am. Usually at that hour it's other joggers / walkers and moms with little kids at the beach. But as I went by I spotted an absolutely stunning young lady putting an inflatable kayak back in her car. It was a silver Mustang and I took note of the plate but will not report here for fear of exposing personal info. Anyway she's about 5'3" and maybe 110 lbs (thin but athletic and toned with stomach and perfect skin) with brown hair and a model's figure complete with Brazilian bare ass bikini that first caught my attention. I'm guessing 25-30 year old but didn't get a good enough look at the face. Definitely not a college girl and definitely not much over 30 if at all. Could be Eastern European or maybe Brazilian but hair seemed to have a little reddish tint so I'm guessing Russia. Holy shit she is probably the hottest girl I've ever seen along the lakefront and I couldn't get her out of my mind all day. Any ideas if she's a working girl? I'm going to keep my eye out for that car. Maybe a younger guy with game could get a legit date but I didn't dare approach her cause I'm probably twice her age. Jeezus she is hot.Any luck finding her?
BTW you need to open up PM space.
ZzTopSterZz
08-24-20, 18:30
Any luck finding her?
BTW you need to open up PM space.No idea who she is yet. I saw her car again so she must be somewhat regular. Hard to catch her if she's out on the lake with her paddle board but I'll keep looking. Keep an eye out for her on your way to work. PM is cleaned up, thanks.
ZzTopSterZz
03-29-24, 16:25
Anyone know why this site takes forever to load in Safari incognito mode? It's virtually unusable. I'm using regular unprotected mode now and terrified I'll forget to delete cookies and browsing history.
Anyone know why this site takes forever to load in Safari incognito mode? It's virtually unusable. I'm using regular unprotected mode now and terrified I'll forget to delete cookies and browsing history.I can't get site to load otherwise. I use PIA. Private internet access dot com.
Anyone know why this site takes forever to load in Safari incognito mode? It's virtually unusable. I'm using regular unprotected mode now and terrified I'll forget to delete cookies and browsing history.I assume you are using a phone. If you are using a computer, switch to Firefox and use private browsing. I have no problems.
ZzTopSterZz
04-22-24, 20:43
I assume you are using a phone. If you are using a computer, switch to Firefox and use private browsing. I have no problems.Yeah using iPhone. Safari. It used to be fine in incognito mode but now it's horrible. Don't know what changed.
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