View Full Version : Rants and Stupid Shit in Columbia / Jessup
Mr Old Style
09-28-22, 10:07
Plan on going for the first time soon. Are any of the ladies here decent looking. I'm tired of always going to ones that have old looking asians. They can be old but at least be attractive but I really prefer younger since I'm young and in my 20's.Well, see you've moved from the Baltimore Board and now asking questions here. 100+ posts with no information from you only questions.
BMoreDog69
09-28-22, 21:59
Sweet Jesus, it's THAT guy? Thanks Mr Old Style!
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3895-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6120847&viewfull=1#post6120847.
Well, see you've moved from the Baltimore Board and now asking questions here. 100+ posts with no information from you only questions.
Well, see you've moved from the Baltimore Board and now asking questions here. 100+ posts with no information from you only questions.They keep doing this. They literally never post anything but questions, and they went through the Escorts thread saying - and I'm quoting here (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3895-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6120847&viewfull=1#post6120847) - "Fuck you and everyone else here" to other people along with other choice phrases.
Yet, despite not throwing a single insult at that dude, I'm the one who got a warning for calling it out and telling them that this was the board to come to if they wanted information on RL. But comments like that are not argumentative (which is what I was warned for)?
I really don't get it.
They keep doing this. They literally never post anything but questions, and they went through the Escorts thread saying - and I'm quoting here (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3895-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6120847&viewfull=1#post6120847) - "Fuck you and everyone else here" to other people along with other choice phrases.
Yet, despite not throwing a single insult at that dude, I'm the one who got a warning for calling it out and telling them that this was the board to come to if they wanted information on RL. But comments like that are not argumentative (which is what I was warned for)?
I really don't get it.I don't recall ever seeing on this site that you couldn't only post questions here and if so why does it matter?
I don't recall ever seeing on this site that you couldn't only post questions here and if so why does it matter?In order to get intel, you need to give intel as well. This isn't a one-way street.
In order to get intel, you need to give intel as well. This isn't a one-way street.Who made up that rule?
Who made up that rule?Not a rule a matter of trust, beware of snitches and the entitled.
I know you all hate me because of all the constant questions I've been asking but whatever it is what it is I'll just leave for good this time. I don't even know who you people are and don't care to know. I see someone started a thread just dedicated to me but your just wasting your time. You all can enjoy posting amongst each other without me and I'll just find out things on my own.
They keep doing this. They literally never post anything but questions, and they went through the Escorts thread saying - and I'm quoting here (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3895-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=6120847&viewfull=1#post6120847) - "Fuck you and everyone else here" to other people along with other choice phrases.
Yet, despite not throwing a single insult at that dude, I'm the one who got a warning for calling it out and telling them that this was the board to come to if they wanted information on RL. But comments like that are not argumentative (which is what I was warned for)?
I really don't get it.Sorry that you had to take heat Alesqano. You're a good guy with great advice on the forum. This Mcjuniors, I call him that because he is like a kid that plays at McDonald's play place. Somewhere in his childhood he wants not taught to share. It's all about him and what he wants. Always something for nothing. Yes he uses this board for to get information for free and does not respect that many of us have spent plenty of money, and time to gain the experience and knowledge that we have. Mongers are tired of his stingy acts.
He has promised to leave this forum at least twice before because we would not give him any more information. This is the third time that he said that he will leave. I highly doubt that he will leave as he has probably been kicked out of every site that he has been to because of his bad attitude when no one wants to answer his questions and his stingy non-sharing ass. Don't worry, he will return asking questions. It is up to us to set him straight about sharing every time that he asks a question on this board. When we keep setting him straight every time he asks a question, he has one of two options. He can share information or he will leave. Let's hope for the latter.
Propilot-Always check your six.
BMoreDog69
09-29-22, 21:33
And there is no official rule, but it is an "unwritten rule" that you gain trust and status by sharing what you know. If you only take, the well runs dry. No need to leave. You could go have a session and share your thoughts / review, or you could "leave". Your choice.
I know you all hate me because of all the constant questions I've been asking but whatever it is what it is I'll just leave for good this time. I don't even know who you people are and don't care to know. I see someone started a thread just dedicated to me but your just wasting your time. You all can enjoy posting amongst each other without me and I'll just find out things on my own.
Started working in the area a few months ago. Checking out the scene scene, after a round of golf on Thursday. Friday morning when they opened I was looking for relief and a massage. This is legit, Chinese mom and pop, but a good massage full hour no frills just a very good massage. HF + $25 tip.
CaptainGiggidy
07-21-24, 21:12
Started working in the area a few months ago. Checking out the scene scene, after a round of golf on Thursday. Friday morning when they opened I was looking for relief and a massage. This is legit, Chinese mom and pop, but a good massage full hour no frills just a very good massage. HF + $25 tip.Been going here for years for good massage. It's never been extras. Even marked as non erotic on RM.
AngleOfRepose
03-20-25, 13:35
I am curious how you guys feel about a legitimate massage that involves a lot of teasing. I very much appreciate legitimate massage to help deal with chronic back issues. I am also fairly slow to get enthusiastic about session enhancements as I age. However, when the therapist presses her crotch against my arm or shoulder, does a lot of intentional "accidental" brushing, and presses her chest into my face while massaging my front. Well, eventually I respond. When the therapist then insists that not even self-service is allowed, I find that a bit frustrating.
I completely understand hewing to the letter of the law, given how strict enforcement is in the county. When then the teasing? Do you guys tip more for that? Does it generate repeat business in the hopes that more will be on offer on subsequent visits?
This is one of the reasons that I was going to the massage parlor off of Main Street in Laurel. The first time I went there at the very end there was a lot of soft rubbing on the upper thighs within inches but towel covering. Second time I went there was none at all. The third and fourth time I just went there because I actually wanted a really good massage but the provider Angela that I had has very soft hands. If she ever were to give me a stroke of the luck happy ending I would probably be done within a minute. You basically have to pay attention to one thing and one thing only. What do they do with the towel that is covering your lower body? If at any point they remove the towel completely you know game is on.
I am curious how you guys feel about a legitimate massage that involves a lot of teasing. I very much appreciate legitimate massage to help deal with chronic back issues. I am also fairly slow to get enthusiastic about session enhancements as I age. However, when the therapist presses her crotch against my arm or shoulder, does a lot of intentional "accidental" brushing, and presses her chest into my face while massaging my front. Well, eventually I respond. When the therapist then insists that not even self-service is allowed, I find that a bit frustrating.
I completely understand hewing to the letter of the law, given how strict enforcement is in the county. When then the teasing? Do you guys tip more for that? Does it generate repeat business in the hopes that more will be on offer on subsequent visits?
Would you care to share where this happens, is it Asian or American, Independent or Spa? I've never experienced teasing, as you described, and not at least had them encourage self service.
I am curious how you guys feel about a legitimate massage that involves a lot of teasing. I very much appreciate legitimate massage to help deal with chronic back issues. I am also fairly slow to get enthusiastic about session enhancements as I age. However, when the therapist presses her crotch against my arm or shoulder, does a lot of intentional "accidental" brushing, and presses her chest into my face while massaging my front. Well, eventually I respond. When the therapist then insists that not even self-service is allowed, I find that a bit frustrating.
I completely understand hewing to the letter of the law, given how strict enforcement is in the county. When then the teasing? Do you guys tip more for that? Does it generate repeat business in the hopes that more will be on offer on subsequent visits?
Would you care to share where this happens, is it Asian or American, Independent or Spa? I've never experienced teasing, as you described, and not at least had them encourage self service.So let's use a place like Golden Day Spa as an example. I went there a couple of years ago expecting a good massage and that was it. You know like an actual place to get good body work done. While on the nice young woman was massaging me she accidently brushed the boys a few times. After the flip she was standing at my head and leaning forward massaging my chest and upper abdomen. Her tits right in my face. Then, while everything is still covered mind you. She quite a few times ran her hand right over my shaft. Things like that is what he is talking about coupled with I had to scratch my balls briefly so I did and she saw my hand move to my crotch and immediately shut it down. Like I get it, this place is on the up and up but my balls itch and I knew she wasn't going to scratch them. That is what I think he is talking about. Golden is all Asian BTW.
I am curious how you guys feel about a legitimate massage that involves a lot of teasing. I very much appreciate legitimate massage to help deal with chronic back issues. I am also fairly slow to get enthusiastic about session enhancements as I age. However, when the therapist presses her crotch against my arm or shoulder, does a lot of intentional "accidental" brushing, and presses her chest into my face while massaging my front. Well, eventually I respond. When the therapist then insists that not even self-service is allowed, I find that a bit frustrating.
I completely understand hewing to the letter of the law, given how strict enforcement is in the county. When then the teasing? Do you guys tip more for that? Does it generate repeat business in the hopes that more will be on offer on subsequent visits?My guess this is Columbia massage. Good massage and that's it.
No, not Columbia Massage Spa. My last visit there, first time seeing Jessica, she ended a very good massage with a very sensual HJ. That was the first time I received anything close to a HJ there. For me, every other visit to Columbia Massage has ended with some sensual teasing and an encouraged self service release. I've been going to Columbia Massage, one or two times a month, for a couple of years now.
My guess this is Columbia massage. Good massage and that's it.
I am curious how you guys feel about a legitimate massage that involves a lot of teasing. I very much appreciate legitimate massage to help deal with chronic back issues. I am also fairly slow to get enthusiastic about session enhancements as I age. However, when the therapist presses her crotch against my arm or shoulder, does a lot of intentional "accidental" brushing, and presses her chest into my face while massaging my front. Well, eventually I respond. When the therapist then insists that not even self-service is allowed, I find that a bit frustrating.
I completely understand hewing to the letter of the law, given how strict enforcement is in the county. When then the teasing? Do you guys tip more for that? Does it generate repeat business in the hopes that more will be on offer on subsequent visits?Is that really teasing or is it just a case of the massage lady needing to get to an area around your genitals?
I've had legit massages where the female masseuse brushed her tits up against me but that's not teasing per se. It's more of "she has and they sometimes get in the way or bump into things".
All of us on here know what teasing means in this business.
Two totally separate things.
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