Slammer Retires

[Slammer6008]

Well boys it's just been fun for these past years we had some great adventures together. With mongers trying to throw Slammer under the bus to try to score brownie points with the girls it didn't work. And cheers to the monger trying to pay 60.00 FS and then gets a refund because it was no?? Buddy that was the final straw.

[Caribe]

Well boys it's just been fun for these past years we had some great adventures together. With mongers trying to throw Slammer under the bus to try to score brownie points with the girls it didn't work. And cheers to the monger trying to pay 60.00 FS and then gets a refund because it was no?? Buddy that was the final straw.There is no set rule that if you post getting FS for 60 that everyone will get that same deal. It's a matter of how you relate to the lady. Treat her like a wh**e and she'll rake you over the coals like a wh**e should. Be cool as a cucumber and speak with a silk tongue and she'll pleasure you like you're the one and only.

Take care!

[YellowFinTuna]

Well boys it's just been fun for these past years we had some great adventures together. With mongers trying to throw Slammer under the bus to try to score brownie points with the girls it didn't work. And cheers to the monger trying to pay 60.00 FS and then gets a refund because it was no?? Buddy that was the final straw.Tell me it isn't so Slammer. You almost made 1,000 posts. You're a credit to Monger history and I think you've got to have that 1,000 post milestone under your belt before you retire. Or something. LOL.

[Mel]

You can always turn into a bad-ass pimp, and follow Baldy Cruiser's path into infamy.

He had his own merch, too.

[ChrisPoontang]

You can always turn into a bad-ass pimp, and follow Baldy Cruiser's path into infamy.

He had his own merch, too.I don't think Slammer wants to end up in the Slammer sharing a cell with a lifer named "Ass Slamer".

Guys with any sex related crimes can't be in general population as they will get cut up or shanked or both.

Slammer just wants to enjoy his monthly retirement check from this website because that's what retirement is. With out the check its just called quitting.

[ArchOwl]

Well boys it's just been fun for these past years we had some great adventures together. With mongers trying to throw Slammer under the bus to try to score brownie points with the girls it didn't work. And cheers to the monger trying to pay 60.00 FS and then gets a refund because it was no?? Buddy that was the final straw.Yikes. Well thanks for all the memories.

[Oswalt]

We'll have to try and get Slammer back for Old Timers Day at the Big A this summer. Maybe even get him out of retirement to slam one last high hard one out of the park.


Tell me it isn't so Slammer. You almost made 1,000 posts. You're a credit to Monger history and I think you've got to have that 1,000 post milestone under your belt before you retire. Or something. LOL.

[SlickJJ]

We'll have to try and get Slammer back for Old Timers Day at the Big A this summer. Maybe even get him out of retirement to slam one last high hard one out of the park.What. No why? Going to miss the back and forth between you and headsortail. To someone new to the game thanks for the info in your quirky style! Maybe one day Ill see the slammer mobile out and just know that you are still out there doing your thing.

[BSouthgate]

There is no set rule that if you post getting FS for 60 that everyone will get that same deal. It's a matter of how you relate to the lady. Treat her like a wh**e and she'll rake you over the coals like a wh**e should. Be cool as a cucumber and speak with a silk tongue and she'll pleasure you like you're the one and only.

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Always smile and greet her when she enters. Ask her name and give yours. If she says Coco, you say Baobao. If she laughs, you are on track for a good time. If you know that this store provides happy endings or full service, make a suggestive but funny remark like, "I have a lot of stress here in my crotch today. Can you help?" That will break the ice but very few women will immediately dive onto your cock at this point. More likely, she will just laugh and proceed with her protocol.

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