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Are there any actual massage parlors in the Chicago area that have African American masseuses? And that do more than a simple happy ending? I like the massage parlor routine strip + meet a pretty woman + get a reasonable massage + a bit of a tease touching routine + intimate groping + fun adult activities + clean up = bounce in my step + smile on my face + that, "I just got laid movie running in my head".
I've done the Asian parlor routine and it's ok. Sometimes great! Sometimes meh!
I'd really like to be massaged by a reasonably figured African American woman in her 20's or 30's who actually massages and ends up emptying my balls.
Any guidance would be very appreciated!Bebe / Karly. She tells everyone she's Thai or Brazilian or whatever but I think she's a mixed black girl. Once asked her after telling me she's Thai why she speaks such perfect English and she told me her mother is a speech pathologist LOL. 3 hole queen. A bit mechanical for my taste.
Jsmith9118
03-05-25, 15:07
Not to continue off topic but I will. The original was a small place down the street. I think Taco Carbon is in it now. The place you are talking about went up in the 90's I think.As if Ricobenes didn't have enough of a grip on me after this thread. This video was suggested to me on my feed on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/fYKuJLfhYn4?si=--eNXiOUoKNgWLVq
Enjoy, you filthy mongers.
MStanfield
03-05-25, 18:47
As if Ricobenes didn't have enough of a grip on me after this thread. This video was suggested to me on my feed on YouTube.
https://youtu.be/fYKuJLfhYn4?si=--eNXiOUoKNgWLVq
Enjoy, you filthy mongers.Very fun topic. But better discuss our beloved sandwiches together with girls pussy before they are thrown into bullshit.
Very fun topic. But better discuss our beloved sandwiches together with girls pussy before they are thrown into bullshit.Maybe if we promote the area businesses they will be more forgiving to us and our hobby (haha)!
HappyGardener
03-05-25, 19:53
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?37515-Monger-Munchies
I'm visiting chicago next month and would like to see if anyone could reccomend or talk about if they've ever ordered 2 girls for 1 massage. I was thinking of trying this next time at possibly Ashland Perfect. Last time was there had a nice younger girl named Mimi I believe. I would prefer them little younger or least no older than 30's.
I'm visiting chicago next month and would like to see if anyone could reccomend or talk about if they've ever ordered 2 girls for 1 massage. I was thinking of trying this next time at possibly Ashland Perfect. Last time was there had a nice younger girl named Mimi I believe. I would prefer them little younger or least no older than 30's.All of the places you're probably thinking about will do two girl. You just tell them and pay for it. They're not going to hold two girls for you though. These places don't really even hold one girl when you call. But when you show up and get a girl and there is another free they'll take your money.
As for both under thirty they'd be ridding you on a unicorn under a rainbow.
Bebe / Karly. She tells everyone she's Thai or Brazilian or whatever but I think she's a mixed black girl. Once asked her after telling me she's Thai why she speaks such perfect English and she told me her mother is a speech pathologist LOL. 3 hole queen. A bit mechanical for my taste.Confirmed your statement about bebe or Carly, she is very mechanical, also I would say she is old, maybe around 45 yrs. Or close to 50. But aside that she is a fuckable big round squeezable ass. Also she knows how to Blow.
Good luck out there.
I posted in hte Norridge thread, but my god eve at harmony is just perfection in a body. And a great session. 80+180. Harmony is so good right now its worth getting out of the city for.
Confirmed your statement about bebe or Carly, she is very mechanical, also I would say she is old, maybe around 45 yrs. Or close to 50. But aside that she is a fuckable big round squeezable ass. Also she knows how to Blow..I can confirm Bebe's oral skills. While of average length I rival Peter North in the firehose department and she sucked down every last drop. Then told me how much she loved it. I'm not interested in her more than once. But I do recommend trying her.
JonJon5456
03-06-25, 16:24
If your thinking of 2, make sure you choose a place that has room. I like Orange but depending on which room.
They have some small ones and the beds are against the wall. Archer rooms are small too. Star and Blue Island has beds in the middle that allows movement and rooms are decent size.
The best option is Ashland Perfect, they have rooms with large beds. And then if they have the availability of 2 girls available at the same time. Just my opinion.
I'm visiting chicago next month and would like to see if anyone could reccomend or talk about if they've ever ordered 2 girls for 1 massage. I was thinking of trying this next time at possibly Ashland Perfect. Last time was there had a nice younger girl named Mimi I believe. I would prefer them little younger or least no older than 30's.
Went to check out Summer at Orange last night. Booker told me this is her first time in the US. Side note: I'm always interested in FOB and spinner type girls.
So I made and appointment and crossed my fingers. I was lucky this time and she was available when I arrived.
I don't know what's up with some of the videos but she looks much better in person. Nice big natural C's or D's. Definitely has the FOB charm. So IMO girls that are FOB have a special charm to them that makes up for lack of experience and routine.
No if you are the type that skips the massage, this is the girl I suggest at least a 5-10 min massage. She has some skill.
Good BBBJ could handle some light FF. She also let the saliva run for lube which I prefer versus the girls that wipe and / or spit constantly.
Started in standing mish to warm her up. Nice soft moans and tight P. Moved to doggy even tighter. Then cg she was nervous about my size but I told her I'd take it easy. Picked her up for a bit she handled it well, she small probably 5'2 or less. Finished in lazy mish and she opened all the way up for me.
Overall good experience. If you want less mechanical and more charm check her out.
On the way out I got a look at Tina. She gives me librarian vibes. She's at least 5'9 maybe taller. I'll be back to see her.
Crazy Uncle420
03-07-25, 16:31
Went a few weeks ago. Door .7 or .8 , tip at the end. Decent massage. Fully clothed. HJ with or without oil seems to be all that's available. Nice table and ambiance, clean. Cute spinner type, mid thirties. I didn't make an appointment and another guy that did was turned away when they were full. Would repeat. Massage was fine but I don't know how to judge massages as I don't really care for that part.
Crazy Uncle420
03-07-25, 16:37
Went two weeks ago. Was told $. 5 for full service which is only a half hour even though I asked how much for an hour. Pretty bare bones interior. Bed was kind of uncomfortable. Not a place you go for the massage. Barely did CG, finished in doggy. This is going to sound mean but there was a bit of an order during doggy. CBJ, CFS. Not the worst, probably won't repeat. I went around 530 pm. Easy street parking at that time. On Irving. MT was decent looking, a little heavier than I would like.
Katies is okay. Its not legit. Similar service to Rose. Rose rotates girls pretty often.
One other thing I wanted to mention about this girl yuyu at Rose (even at the risk of upsetting those here who for whatever reason get upset about too much detail). Her kitty was tight af. She might not have been able to take much in her mouth but after working it in I was balls deep in her in every position with that kitty gripping me.
Question. Anybody know if they rotate the girls here or if it's the same ones?
Also, I notice there is another spot further down the strip called Katies. Anybody been? Legit or not?
Feel free to PM me.
BassMan1989
03-08-25, 10:10
Looking for a good FS AMP experience in west loop / fulton market area. New to the Chicago thread but happy to exchange info for some great options in Naperville / Lombard area. Going to be unsupervised in city Wednesday night so looking for good "relaxation". Also would see an independent provider if you want to share that info.
Feel free to DM if you prefer.
Thanks and stay safe.
Looking for a good FS AMP experience in west loop / fulton market area. New to the Chicago thread but happy to exchange info for some great options in Naperville / Lombard area. Going to be unsupervised in city Wednesday night so looking for good "relaxation". Also would see an independent provider if you want to share that info..Not really any reliable FS spots in the West Loop. The only reliable HE spot is Sunny on Halsted. However, you will be in the vicinity of downtown so there are options with a little bit of travel. Going to sound like a broken record or shill but SXL provides a full menu, up to BBFS and anal with a particular provider. Not going to really find that anywhere else. Emily is probably the go to. That's a 5-10 minute drive from Fulton Market.
Nearby Fulton is West River Spa on Grand. Just a few minute drive, even walking distance. Reports of a couple providers giving FS. Selena, who is formerly Juju of none other than SXL, haha. Kelly, according to reports but never tried her.
You have the Chinatown spots but now you're talking something like a 15 minute drive.
If you've never been, then I would recommended SXL. Everyone has to try it at least once. West River has FS options, though they are the older providers and some younger girls but don't think they will do FS, maybe a CBJ at best.
I briefly saw summer for 15 seconds as I walked by the other day, she def. Looks younger than the other two. Chicks got to be at least 20. Short too, tits were popping out the dress. LOL Just to add on I saw Amy the other day, little tummy, about 5'5, I'd say older in the face than Tina. More experienced in the massage. She man mades C's, Nice ass. As far as summer, I haven't seen to many about twenty years old working in a while, as far as asians go. Latinas is a different story.
Went to check out Summer at Orange last night. Booker told me this is her first time in the US. Side note: I'm always interested in FOB and spinner type girls.
So I made and appointment and crossed my fingers. I was lucky this time and she was available when I arrived.
I don't know what's up with some of the videos but she looks much better in person. Nice big natural C's or D's. Definitely has the FOB charm. So IMO girls that are FOB have a special charm to them that makes up for lack of experience and routine.
No if you are the type that skips the massage, this is the girl I suggest at least a 5-10 min massage. She has some skill.
Good BBBJ could handle some light FF. She also let the saliva run for lube which I prefer versus the girls that wipe and / or spit constantly.
Started in standing mish to warm her up. Nice soft moans and tight P. Moved to doggy even tighter. Then cg she was nervous about my size but I told her I'd take it easy. Picked her up for a bit she handled it well, she small probably 5'2 or less. Finished in lazy mish and she opened all the way up for me.
Overall good experience. If you want less mechanical and more charm check her out.
On the way out I got a look at Tina. She gives me librarian vibes. She's at least 5'9 maybe taller. I'll be back to see her.
JonJon5456
03-08-25, 13:13
I just went to see her last night. I will start with YMMV. For me, worst experience by far. No hugs or kisses coming in, we went to the little shower across from the TS room, just a quick mechanical shower. Back in the room she finishes drying me. Up to this point not feeling any warmth from her. Finally she sits me on the table and hugs me and started moaning, as fake as can be. She grabs a condom and I see her oil herself so I'm like ok, no DATY. She gets on her knees and starts to put on the cover and I stopped her, said I wanted a BBBJ, she said more money, WTF. I said $$ covers that, a minute back and forth and she goes for a BBBJ then. That lasted 90 seconds and says to fuck her. I tell her I want her on top and she said I'm so big, so long. She does cg for a minute and just pops off and said again to fuck her. I'm getting irritated at this point. So in Mish, maybe 2 minutes, she stops me and pushed me off and said she wants to use hands. So I let her for a minute and it's just not doing it, I push her hand away and just get up and get dressed. Then she tells me I'm number 1, I laughed and told her she sucks, even though she had no clue what I said.
So out the door, I send a message to the booker and she apologized. She said Summer was probably anxious because she had a Chinese guy waiting for her. I call BS on that, no cars, only one girl busy, others hanging out in the hall chatting and I actually had a scheduled appointment. Booker says I can have another girl, at a discount, I just laughed. I was there for 15 minutes and just horrible. I told the booker this was just bad business.
I frequent Orange the most. I like the price point, plenty of options, always a new lineup. And most of the time it is good, not this time, the worst by far.
There is no way Summer is 20, natural C, but they hang, I would say mid late 30. And maybe she is FOB, but you can tell she has been in the business for awhile.
Definitely not recommended by me, but as I said in the start YMMV, this was my experience.
There are other places that have the same pricing that I will go to more now.
BassMan1989
03-08-25, 13:54
I just went to see her last night. I will start with YMMV. For me, worst experience by far. No hugs or kisses coming in, we went to the little shower across from the TS room, just a quick mechanical shower. Back in the room she finishes drying me. Up to this point not feeling any warmth from her. Finally she sits me on the table and hugs me and started moaning, as fake as can be. She grabs a condom and I see her oil herself so I'm like ok, no DATY. She gets on her knees and starts to put on the cover and I stopped her, said I wanted a BBBJ, she said more money, WTF. I said $$ covers that, a minute back and forth and she goes for a BBBJ then. That lasted 90 seconds and says to fuck her. I tell her I want her on top and she said I'm so big, so long. She does cg for a minute and just pops off and said again to fuck her. I'm getting irritated at this point. So in Mish, maybe 2 minutes, she stops me and pushed me off and said she wants to use hands. So I let her for a minute and it's just not doing it, I push her hand away and just get up and get dressed. Then she tells me I'm number 1, I laughed and told her she sucks, even though she had no clue what I said.
So out the door, I send a message to the booker and she apologized. She said Summer was probably anxious because she had a Chinese guy waiting for her. I call BS on that, no cars, only one girl busy, others hanging out in the hall chatting and I actually had a scheduled appointment. Booker says I can have another girl, at a discount, I just laughed. I was there for 15 minutes and just horrible. I told the booker this was just bad business.
I frequent Orange the most. I like the price point, plenty of options, always a new lineup. And most of the time it is good, not this time, the worst by far.
There is no way Summer is 20, natural C, but they hang, I would say mid late 30. And maybe she is FOB, but you can tell she has been in the business for awhile.
Definitely not recommended by me, but as I said in the start YMMV, this was my experience.
There are other places that have the same pricing that I will go to more now.ORANGE located on S Archer?
BassMan1989
03-08-25, 14:05
Anyone here try RedLantern on a Halsted. Paints themself as "Asian Fusion Supper Club" -House / Massage Spa / Nightclub vibe. Seems like interesting concept- but different enough to throw a yellow flag up. Found it while searching in RR and hot dot com.
JonJon5456
03-08-25, 14:05
Yes, unfortunately.
ORANGE located on S Archer?
JonJon5456
03-08-25, 14:11
Oh those advertisements are completely fake. LOL. It's a house. They can have some good talent. If you search the forums you will see a lot of chatter.
I think you will find more in the apartment thread than in the massage thread. They own Earth Spa too and you will see the same type of advertising. It's hit or miss there.
Anyone here try RedLantern on a Halsted. Paints themself as "Asian Fusion Supper Club" -House / Massage Spa / Nightclub vibe. Seems like interesting concept- but different enough to throw a yellow flag up. Found it while searching in RR and hot dot com.
Anyone here try RedLantern on a Halsted. Paints themself as "Asian Fusion Supper Club" -House / Massage Spa / Nightclub vibe. Seems like interesting concept- but different enough to throw a yellow flag up. Found it while searching in RR and hot dot com.Red Lantern is not longer on Halstead the door man has pending criminal.
Charges and the location has since been closed down on Halsted. They now have a location S Western which I personally frequent. It's a tad cleaner than Halsted but parking is on the side street that leads to the Alley. Just had a session there Thursday with a gorgeous spinner who you could feel the stretching of her V with each thrust and always a great time for under $200.
Their Spa location is on S Canal Street which was also raided a couple months back but they operate low no flashy neons turned on I always just offer Pappa $200 for 30 minutes for his best girl and he never fails me -.
Good time at both places for $200 or less and seen some great.
Ladies at these locations over the years.
Varsity2017
03-08-25, 14:49
Yeah agree I haven't had any luck with west loop / fulton area. Really trying to find someone incall or better spot other than sunny (they only have 1 decent provider).
If anyone has any west loop or Fulton options, please help us out! Haha.
Not really any reliable FS spots in the West Loop. The only reliable HE spot is Sunny on Halsted. However, you will be in the vicinity of downtown so there are options with a little bit of travel. Going to sound like a broken record or shill but SXL provides a full menu, up to BBFS and anal with a particular provider. Not going to really find that anywhere else. Emily is probably the go to. That's a 5-10 minute drive from Fulton Market.
Nearby Fulton is West River Spa on Grand. Just a few minute drive, even walking distance. Reports of a couple providers giving FS. Selena, who is formerly Juju of none other than SXL, haha. Kelly, according to reports but never tried her.
You have the Chinatown spots but now you're talking something like a 15 minute drive.
If you've never been, then I would recommended SXL. Everyone has to try it at least once. West River has FS options, though they are the older providers and some younger girls but don't think they will do FS, maybe a CBJ at best.
BassMan1989
03-08-25, 18:09
Not really any reliable FS spots in the West Loop. The only reliable HE spot is Sunny on Halsted. However, you will be in the vicinity of downtown so there are options with a little bit of travel. Going to sound like a broken record or shill but SXL provides a full menu, up to BBFS and anal with a particular provider. Not going to really find that anywhere else. Emily is probably the go to. That's a 5-10 minute drive from Fulton Market.
Nearby Fulton is West River Spa on Grand. Just a few minute drive, even walking distance. Reports of a couple providers giving FS. Selena, who is formerly Juju of none other than SXL, haha. Kelly, according to reports but never tried her.
You have the Chinatown spots but now you're talking something like a 15 minute drive.
If you've never been, then I would recommended SXL. Everyone has to try it at least once. West River has FS options, though they are the older providers and some younger girls but don't think they will do FS, maybe a CBJ at best.Thanks SpaGuy! SXL on S Michigan? The nail and massage listing? Just confirming.
LoopedMarx312
03-09-25, 13:08
I don't think 2 KG is still around, but recently saw Elle had a new review posted on TER, they had a Fulton Market incall.
Yeah agree I haven't had any luck with west loop / fulton area. Really trying to find someone incall or better spot other than sunny (they only have 1 decent provider).
If anyone has any west loop or Fulton options, please help us out! Haha.
Throwaway5192
03-09-25, 13:19
Looking for a good FS AMP experience in west loop / fulton market area. New to the Chicago thread but happy to exchange info for some great options in Naperville / Lombard area. Going to be unsupervised in city Wednesday night so looking for good "relaxation". Also would see an independent provider if you want to share that info.
Feel free to DM if you prefer.
Thanks and stay safe.I have gone to JW rejuvenating a few times in the last couple months and got pretty good FS. They just sent me pictures this morning of a new Latina who looks pretty good too. Not exactly West loop but not too far.
Red Lantern is not longer on Halstead the door man has pending criminal.
Charges and the location has since been closed down on Halsted. They now have a location S Western which I personally frequent. It's a tad cleaner than Halsted but parking is on the side street that leads to the Alley. Just had a session there Thursday with a gorgeous spinner who you could feel the stretching of her V with each thrust and always a great time for under $200.
Their Spa location is on S Canal Street which was also raided a couple months back but they operate low no flashy neons turned on I always just offer Pappa $200 for 30 minutes for his best girl and he never fails me -.
Good time at both places for $200 or less and seen some great.
Ladies at these locations over the years.Who's the girl you saw?
Who's the girl you saw?Taylor. Vietnam cutie probably early 30's Amazing V. Man mades and if you have any girth you will feel it ripping her apart. She is a really fun girl and she said her sister was joining the house in the next day or so.
Had a session with my #1 on Friday at Sunny Spa on Halsted (Greektown) - I heard a lady customer come in so I asked is that normal and my #1 said, yeah. I asked do they get extra service and she said, yes. They do from L1 (fingering) to full blown Carpet Cleaning. I was stunned about also very intrigued- I asked my #1 to see if any of these girls would be interested in a 3 some I said I'll pay you both and my #1 laughed then said ok. Stay tuned.
Anyone see her yet??Saw her the other night. Short Latina with small natural tits and nice ass. Asked if she can start with a massage and she agreed, nothing special just needed to release some tension. On the flip, she put on the cover and did a quick CBJ just when I was starting to enjoy it. She got on top and she was trying to go as fast as she could to finish me quick. Had to let her know to slow it down and she was cool with it but had to do positions where I controlled the tempo. Best position was standing doggy in which we both enjoyed. Not too bad besides the rushing part and didn't have ridiculous restrictions like other Latinas. On my way out, glanced inside the other room and saw the other Latina I believe is Luna. She was bare butt naked and only saw the back side and that ass looked thick. Again this was a quick glance maybe my eyes deceived me but if anyone has seeing her please report or DM me.
Anyone seen the current star hot lineup?
Had a session with my #1 on Friday at Sunny Spa on Halsted (Greektown) - I heard a lady customer come in so I asked is that normal and my #1 said, yeah. I asked do they get extra service and she said, yes. They do from L1 (fingering) to full blown Carpet Cleaning. I was stunned about also very intrigued- I asked my #1 to see if any of these girls would be interested in a 3 some I said I'll pay you both and my #1 laughed then said ok. Stay tuned.Most limited menu shops-providers will service males, females, and couples as well, but this is usually limited to L1 only.
I have gone to JW rejuvenating a few times in the last couple months and got pretty good FS. They just sent me pictures this morning of a new Latina who looks pretty good too. Not exactly West loop but not too far.Can you share those pictures with us? I haven't been there in almost a year because the talent pool was down.
Decided to walk to work today just a couple mile walk and my fat ass needs the exercise.
Noticed a new place called Katie's in the 4200 block area of S Archer called asked if they had young girls and was told 3 girls working. Rang the bell door was answered quickly by a Thai women mid 40's cute for her age decent ass and zero tits.
She offered me Boom Boom for $160 took the deal and wasn't bad the covered BJ was very good actually.
Would repeat if I can confirm younger girls place is very long and goes back really far.
Throwaway5192
03-10-25, 22:15
Can you share those pictures with us? I haven't been there in almost a year because the talent pool was down.Here you are good sir although for future reference I am sure you can just message the number and ask for the pictures.
Here you are good sir although for future reference I am sure you can just message the number and ask for the pictures.Google shows this place is permanently closed. Is that not accurate? Based on the photos, I would TOFTT for this girl, but I am currently out of town for the next couple of days.
Throwaway5192
03-11-25, 10:44
Google shows this place is permanently closed. Is that not accurate? Based on the photos, I would TOFTT for this girl, but I am currently out of town for the next couple of days.They are definitely open.
Bambinos1987
03-11-25, 11:51
Whats the damage
Here you are good sir although for future reference I am sure you can just message the number and ask for the pictures..
Here you are good sir although for future reference I am sure you can just message the number and ask for the pictures.You put icing on the cake. Then leave me hanging. Where you talking about?
BassMan1989
03-11-25, 12:39
They are definitely open.This is the place on W Chicago Ave. Correct?
Throwaway5192
03-11-25, 14:45
You put icing on the cake. Then leave me hanging. Where you talking about?
This is the place on W Chicago Ave. Correct?
Whats the damage.I didn't mean to leave anyone hanging. In my previous post I said this was JW rejuvenating spa. I was trying to help that guy asking for a location near West Loop.
Yes this is the place on Chicago Ave.
I did the 300 hour but I know there is always room for negotiation.
Let me know how she is because I haven't personally seen her. I just saw the pictures and thought this was the type of Latina I would usually see at HKPD.
This is the place on W Chicago Ave. Correct?J W Rejuvenating Massage 2625 W Chicago Ave, Stay safe.
I know, I know, she's Latina and she may try to cut service short or whatever but I'm willing to TOFTT if she's got that fat ass and big ass titties. Just want to see what her reviews are.
HappyGardener
03-11-25, 17:06
You put icing on the cake. Then leave me hanging. Where you talking about?Gentleman there is an amazing tool available nowadays. It's called the internet. Within it there is an application or "app" called Google. They also have another app called Google Maps. I typed in JW Rejuvenating and it was the first thing listed. The original poster gave you the name and all you have to do is the research.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/PQivz9SCUcbq53fi8?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy
Here you are good sir although for future reference I am sure you can just message the number and ask for the pictures.Appreciate it. Didn't realize they will respond to anyone with pictures.
Dirt McGirt14
03-11-25, 21:37
Has anyone tried Tina or Amy at Orange?
Has anyone tried Tina or Amy at Orange?Tina is Alina from the Star Hot / Blue Island / Archer Spa pipeline. Tall girl with a big pussy and nose, pretty open menu except for ass play. Experience was 9/10 but she tried to charge me a house fee on top of the $200. I gave her one of my frequent flyer cards. She's also been blabbing about dinging me for house fees, so one of the famous girls currently at JW informed me that she will require it going forward plus a bigger tip. She'll said that the spa has been busy and that she will be going back to NYC shortly.
HankyDaPanky
03-12-25, 13:27
Hello fellow horndogs. Going to see a comedian (Quinn Dale) Friday and wondering if someone may recommend a place where a guy might drain a couple of drops. . .
Avondale Music Hall is on Milwaukee near Pulaski. I saw a few places ion the area (Massage Relax-Diversey) Cici Massage-Cicero). Wondering if there is one I don't want to miss.
Can fill you in on the North suburbs if interested. Please.
ShaneFtzw16
03-12-25, 14:52
Not really any reliable FS spots in the West Loop. The only reliable HE spot is Sunny on Halsted. However, you will be in the vicinity of downtown so there are options with a little bit of travel. Going to sound like a broken record or shill but SXL provides a full menu, up to BBFS and anal with a particular provider. Not going to really find that anywhere else. Emily is probably the go to. That's a 5-10 minute drive from Fulton Market.
Nearby Fulton is West River Spa on Grand. Just a few minute drive, even walking distance. Reports of a couple providers giving FS. Selena, who is formerly Juju of none other than SXL, haha. Kelly, according to reports but never tried her.
You have the Chinatown spots but now you're talking something like a 15 minute drive.
If you've never been, then I would recommended SXL. Everyone has to try it at least once. West River has FS options, though they are the older providers and some younger girls but don't think they will do FS, maybe a CBJ at best.Does SXL do walk-ins or appointment only?
Hello fellow horndogs. Going to see a comedian (Quinn Dale) Friday and wondering if someone may recommend a place where a guy might drain a couple of drops. . .
Avondale Music Hall is on Milwaukee near Pulaski. I saw a few places ion the area (Massage Relax-Diversey) Cici Massage-Cicero). Wondering if there is one I don't want to miss.
Can fill you in on the North suburbs if interested. Please.I'd just go to CLC for a sure bet FS and good time. But it's not super close. I'm pretty sure Sunflower is reliable but I haven't been or seen any reports in a while. I'd bet H Wellness is good for a HE too.
Massage was great, pre flip lots of teasing including ball massage. After flip offered all three levels, started with HJ, used her mouth to put on the jacket with a lot of suction, and hopped on top for about 3-4 minutes before pulling me forward while keeping me in for missionary finish.
Guys do yourself a solid and set up you next visit with ViVi at Sunny Spa on Halsted in Greektown.
She is my #1 and will be heading back to China for a couple months at the end of March. The best L1 & L2 ever and I actually tip her as if it was full service.
She is a lot of fun and super cool girl and I absolutely love this one -.What's the damage? Feel free to DM more info as this is on my way to work.
MilkNcookies
03-12-25, 19:17
Hello fellow horndogs. Going to see a comedian (Quinn Dale) Friday and wondering if someone may recommend a place where a guy might drain a couple of drops. . .
Avondale Music Hall is on Milwaukee near Pulaski. I saw a few places ion the area (Massage Relax-Diversey) Cici Massage-Cicero). Wondering if there is one I don't want to miss.
Can fill you in on the North suburbs if interested. Please.I can tell you relax has previously been full of older (late 40's-50's) therapists. Same with lotus on Irving, and green tea on Laramie. Going rate is generally $$. For the Hr CLC has been mentioned a bunch but I have no experience there.
Does anyone know where Lisa ended up from 38XX Montrose? She was usually a solid choice.
I can tell you relax has previously been full of older (late 40's-50's) therapists. Same with lotus on Irving, and green tea on Laramie. Going rate is generally $$. For the Hr CLC has been mentioned a bunch but I have no experience there.
Does anyone know where Lisa ended up from 38XX Montrose? She was usually a solid choice.Bro, she was what got me into this.
I went in thinking I was going to get a normal massage because my back and legs were sore from hooping. She asked if I want boom boom, of course I said yes and she charged me 200 FS.
She does everything. I went to her 3 times and she was really fun.
I tried a AMP with a unmarked store front that works on appointment only. You can find it on CL under happywax. I went in only expecting a massage because no extras mentioned in ad (obviously CL would flag) and the massage was pretty good she used hot stones and put a steamer pointed to my back and it got my muscles loosened up. No teasing throughout the massage. On the flip no discussion of tip she saw that I was already kinda hard she went straight into HJ. Technique was okay. Not jackhammer good long firm strokes. I'm not the type to tap out from a HJ though and that's all she offers. No touching you can't even grab a thigh. The masseuse was a thin asian women long hair in late 30-early 40. I'm probably going to again because in addition to the massage being pretty good she was also kind and I don't mind being jerked off now and then just for fun. With the $40 tip I left total was $140.
In the same oakbrook area I also stopped by green spa. And I definitely will be back there. Masseuse called herself sherry. I'd describe her as a hot Asian mom type. Definitely late 30's but perky b cups, beautiful round and jiggly ass not big ass but a very pleasing shape nonetheless. Started with a table shower not much teasing. Massage was crap so I took a chance and slipped my hand between her thighs and she immediately asked what I was looking for. 250 full FS and she threw rubber on me and jumped on top. I have never been ridden so enthusiastically in an AMP. Switched to doggy and just kept pumping her she was so beautiful. In missionary I asked to cum on tits, She said yes but I barely made it and when I pulled off the rubber I came on her stomach. She said next time finish on her body will cost more LOL. Honestly. For me worth it. It was like watching porn being made with my cock. Massage was $70 for the hr.
What's the damage? Feel free to DM more info as this is on my way to work.$50 house - $100 tip great experience with the younger girl there on Thursday and Friday.
CakeLover13
03-13-25, 07:53
Hey, I can't find anything under happywax on CL. A little more detail please if you don't mind? Pm is fine too. Thanks
I tried a AMP with a unmarked store front that works on appointment only. You can find it on CL under happywax. I went in only expecting a massage because no extras mentioned in ad (obviously CL would flag) and the massage was pretty good she used hot stones and put a steamer pointed to my back and it got my muscles loosened up. No teasing throughout the massage. On the flip no discussion of tip she saw that I was already kinda hard she went straight into HJ. Technique was okay. Not jackhammer good long firm strokes. I'm not the type to tap out from a HJ though and that's all she offers. No touching you can't even grab a thigh. The masseuse was a thin asian women long hair in late 30-early 40. I'm probably going to again because in addition to the massage being pretty good she was also kind and I don't mind being jerked off now and then just for fun. With the $40 tip I left total was $140.
In the same oakbrook area I also stopped by green spa. And I definitely will be back there. Masseuse called herself sherry. I'd describe her as a hot Asian mom type. Definitely late 30's but perky b cups, beautiful round and jiggly ass not big ass but a very pleasing shape nonetheless. Started with a table shower not much teasing. Massage was crap so I took a chance and slipped my hand between her thighs and she immediately asked what I was looking for. 250 full FS and she threw rubber on me and jumped on top. I have never been ridden so enthusiastically in an AMP. Switched to doggy and just kept pumping her she was so beautiful. In missionary I asked to cum on tits, She said yes but I barely made it and when I pulled off the rubber I came on her stomach. She said next time finish on her body will cost more LOL. Honestly. For me worth it. It was like watching porn being made with my cock. Massage was $70 for the hr..
Hey, I can't find anything under happywax on CL. A little more detail please if you don't mind? Pm is fine too. Thanks
.Check the beauty services section. Happy Wax isn't necessarily part of ad usually. Many days she lists a long ad detailing all her various waxing, hair removal and massage services in Oakbrook Terrace on Butterfield Rd. The ad stands out and she is not just a masseuse. She a unique option. For sure an appointment only operation but she works a lot.
TimJacks25
03-13-25, 12:07
Does SXL do walk-ins or appointment only?Both. If you want someone specifically like Emily, best to book appointment. If you're late, they will call you.
Leninsbeard
03-13-25, 13:39
Does anyone know of a place that does the full Asian Nuru massage? With the tub, gel and inflatable mattress?
Saw that Apple Spa in Willowbrook reopened at this new location (saw it through a CL post). Went there and recognized the MMS. Price was. 8 for 45 m. She set me up with Paola who was a good looking Korean chick with +2's. Negotiated to 1.6 for everything and left there satisfied. Looks like they have 2 additional girls working there who I saw but didn't get a great look at. Would recommend checking it out.
Tyler Black
03-13-25, 16:53
Chicago Spa on 3 xxx W Armitage. Had the pleasure of killing time with Kaeli.
Made sure to book an appointment before I got there. Kaeli got really soft skin with a soft-ish massage style. Petite lady but got some lush D titties. Good energy from her and had some good small talk as well. Did have to wait a while to get my turn to get things rolling. HJ, BBJ at least she didn't mess up on that. The show she put on was so sloppy, wet and hella good. Even though the session got cut short a bit, I ultimately got what I wanted.
Gave a worthy tip, but took a bit off from what I usually give out. Still, Kaeli's worth every dime.
Defo recommend.
Why are Oakbrook spas posted in this section. Are the owners trying to generate business?
MilkNcookies
03-13-25, 19:17
Bro, she was what got me into this.
I went in thinking I was going to get a normal massage because my back and legs were sore from hooping. She asked if I want boom boom, of course I said yes and she charged me 200 FS.
She does everything. I went to her 3 times and she was really fun.I'm not going to lie, I used to get annoyed that she was the only one I would ever come across, mainly because I knew there was another therapist available and I like to try different skills. But now that they closed down I'm missng Lisa LOL.
Why are Oakbrook spas posted in this section. Are the owners trying to generate business?My bad. I didn't see a designated forum for oakbrook and figured this was as good a spot as any to share.
Saison6666
03-13-25, 21:15
Does anyone know of a place that does the full Asian Nuru massage? With the tub, gel and inflatable mattress?If you're not in a tight budget, there's an independent Nuru massage provider in River North. Haven't tried it myself, but my friend highly recommends it.
https://tryst.link/massage/unainrivernorth
HappyGardener
03-13-25, 21:47
My bad. I didn't see a designated forum for oakbrook and figured this was as good a spot as any to share.Lombard is the closest thread to Oak Brook. There are reports for Oak Brook Terrace, willowbrook, Naperville Downers Grove in that thread.
Lombard is the closest thread to Oak Brook. There are reports for Oak Brook Terrace, willowbrook, Naperville Downers Grove in that thread.In retrospect yeah Lombard definitely would have been a better place to post. What can I say I posted before going to bed and didn't make the association. I honestly didn't think it would be a big enough issue for multiple people to pm me. Don't worry though guys I already asked admin to remove my post.
If you're not in a tight budget, there's an independent Nuru massage provider in River North. Haven't tried it myself, but my friend highly recommends it.
https://tryst.link/massage/unainrivernorthAd had me interested until:
"NO FS!
NO OTHER SERVICE THAN MASSAGE!
I see she has a TER (402525), but I don't have the VIP service for it and the reviews don't explicitly state any sex work.
I assume at least a HJ, but did your friend mention all the extras she offers?
I also wish she had slightly clearer photos of her face.
Ad had me interested until:
"NO FS!
NO OTHER SERVICE THAN MASSAGE!
I see she has a TER (402525), but I don't have the VIP service for it and the reviews don't explicitly state any sex work.
I assume at least a HJ, but did your friend mention all the extras she offers?
I also wish she had slightly clearer photos of her face.Both reviews just say no FS too just full nude nuru with HJ finish but both reviews seem to have enjoyed there visits.
Both reviews just say no FS too just full nude nuru with HJ finish but both reviews seem to have enjoyed there visits.Thanks for the info!
I've been itching for a nuru for years but was put off by many reviews detailing the experience as being a letdown because of novice girls. However, this one sounds promising and I will eventually set something up.
Coopertars
03-14-25, 12:26
Recently stopped by JW Rejuvinating as I was in the area. Called to confirm they were open and had a table shower and then I was on my way. Think there was only girl working, Koko. She was cute, short and a little wider than I would prefer but nothing wrong at all!
Got a table shower, good cleaning of the boys and crack but no action there at all. Back to the massage room and she seemed a bit timid at first during the massage. On the flip she massaged my legs and I complemented her skills and told her how cute she looked.
That must have been when she got the hint and asked what I wanted, at first she said only sucky sucky but I told her I wanted FS. She said $200 and I said no way and she dropped to $160 quickly so I agreed.
She went to get her stuff, stripped down. Definitely a bit curvier but great tits, full Bush. She started with stroking and licking the boys but no BBJ, just popped the condom on. No RIM either but great licking. She got on top for a bit and I played with her tits, her nips were hard as a rock and she seemed to get in to it. She turned around for Reverse CG and I propped up so I could FIV while she was on me. At first she seemed like that was a bit too much but then started saying for more, she was definitely wet. Turned her around for doggy and pounded away until I was done.
She cleaned me up and gave me a decent head / neck massage and then I was all ready to go. I would repeat the spot, curious to see what other talent is there. Been going to Orange and the like too much I guess so I def expected more to be offered but it was pretty basic non GFE type of experience.
Thanks for the info!
I've been itching for a nuru for years but was put off by many reviews detailing the experience as being a letdown because of novice girls. However, this one sounds promising and I will eventually set something up.No problem report back I'm always looking for a good nuru provider.
Alphaphi33
03-14-25, 14:21
I had a friend hit me up today. He used to see Jackie at SXL. This was maybe 5 years ago. Probably 40's, bolt ons. Was the go to at the time. Does anyone know where she went so I can let him know?
This same friend saw Emily recently. TS was phenomenal, and he appreciated the recommendations on this board. Partook in some DATY with BBBJWCIM. Rates on this board were accurate. He said Emily was more of a girl next door type, very unassuming looking, but let you have your way.
Saison6666
03-14-25, 15:14
Ad had me interested until:
"NO FS!
NO OTHER SERVICE THAN MASSAGE!
I see she has a TER (402525), but I don't have the VIP service for it and the reviews don't explicitly state any sex work.
I assume at least a HJ, but did your friend mention all the extras she offers?
I also wish she had slightly clearer photos of her face.The menu is limited to HJ only. My buddy booked a 2-hour session with 2 popsone during the shower and one after the massage. The room was much cleaner than most other massage places. She didn't rush at all, she made him feel really comfortable throughout the session. Before starting, she even made him a cup of tea tried to build a connection with him. He said the Nuru massage was exactly the same as the ones he had in Thailand. He also mentioned that massage is just her side job, but I have my doubts about that.
I had a friend hit me up today. He used to see Jackie at SXL. This was maybe 5 years ago. Probably 40's, bolt ons. Was the go to at the time. Does anyone know where she went so I can let him know?.That's mostly likely going to be Kelly. She's gone by a couple names over the years but Kelly stuck. Early on it was Jasmine or something like that. Either way, based on your description and the timeframe, going to say that's the current Kelly.
Nowhere500
03-14-25, 18:04
The menu is limited to HJ only. My buddy booked a 2-hour session with 2 popsone during the shower and one after the massage. The room was much cleaner than most other massage places. She didn't rush at all, she made him feel really comfortable throughout the session. Before starting, she even made him a cup of tea tried to build a connection with him. He said the Nuru massage was exactly the same as the ones he had in Thailand. He also mentioned that massage is just her side job, but I have my doubts about that.I don't know why this person is shilling for Una. $400 for a handjob is insane. In fact, it's basically a scam at that price. The reviews on TER are clearly fake or paid for.
I'm not going to lie, I used to get annoyed that she was the only one I would ever come across, mainly because I knew there was another therapist available and I like to try different skills. But now that they closed down I'm missng Lisa LOL.You saying that spa closed down?
I saw a few comments about her so I decided to check her out. Tall, slim, girl flat stomach and nice skin. She looks like she could be a grade school teacher which I found very sexy.
I think she leaves Sunday or Monday so I'll keep it brief. She's either a real pro and / or we had chemistry. Started with some lfk, then a standing / seated BBBJ. Lots of attention on the balls. After a few minutes she's ready to bone, I say nah I need more mouth. I lay down and she continues.
We move on to standing mish, she says go slow. I start slow and shallow to warm her up, then pick up pace and depth. Then doggy, cg, lazy mish. Her long legs in mish and long back in doggy were a good change from my normal spinner preference. Last thing i'll add is this was the first time a girl moaned and called me baba. very sexy
Either way if you can catch her before she goes back to NYC, you should.
HappyGardener
03-14-25, 22:18
Has anyone been to Unwind Spa in Chinatown lately? Been a long time since I've been there. I've had mixed results there over the years. Good table showers and FS. Bad massages and just an HJ. Was thinking about going there on Saturday.
I don't know why this person is shilling for Una. $400 for a handjob is insane. In fact, it's basically a scam at that price. The reviews on TER are clearly fake or paid for.Actually sir one of those reviews are mine and not fake at all. She does a 100 percent pure Nuru massage, not lazy, not anything weird. Not to mention she's a knockout of a woman, like hawaiian or asian or something. Not all of us are trying to bang skanks in a massage parlor and want a different experience which Una delivers on.
Are the pics real? Anyone have an experience with her to report? Haven't been to Orange in a bit but the pics of her on the website are intriguing to me.
MikeJones1089
03-15-25, 11:52
Soooooooo I guess no one's ever gone to Amanda spa on Grand? Guess I'll have to TOFTT.
After my last experience at Rose on archer decided to head there for seconds hoping to get Yuyu again. Walk up and a guy is right out front with his windows down looking at his phone. Decided to pass and head to Katies. Get there and I knew the place was on the street from google maps but there was a lot of foot traffic and the Latina next door at the clothing store had her wears out there and people looking. Another pass. I'm weird I guess about the entry vibes. Walked back to Rose and the guy is gone so I ring their weird little doorbell.
40's something woman answers and is nothing to write home about but ok body (B cups) and nice azz. Ask for Yuyu and she acts like she doesn't know who that is. So maybe Yuyu is no longer there. Says she's Lele and to take her. So wth I'm there and go for it.
Not much worth noting here. Decided to do half and get my nut then gtfo. Quotes me $160 and upcharges $40 for BBJ. Get her on her knees and pump her mouth after she douses jr in mouthwash. She gets up for boom boom and I tell her she's not done and to get back on her knees. After that a few positions and lastly mish I tell her I want to nut on her face. Asks for $60. Get up with her laying face up on the table and jerk in her face until I blow my load all over it and then shake it out all over her.
I will say her kitty was tight af and kinda shallow. Definitely hit that cervix. But as I mentioned before this place is kinda filthy. Carpet in the massage room and I felt like my feet were crunching in dried nut. I know I left some there last time. No doors just curtains and half ceilings. Also forgot my condom in the car and I'm convinced these girls reuse them. Always pulling them out of nowhere with no wrap. Felt kinda dirty myself after this one guys not gunna lie. Couldn't wait to get home and douse jr in alcohol.
Probably won't repeat at this place. Got lucky last time landing Yuyu. But if she's not there I'll pass.
Nowhere500
03-15-25, 17:17
Actually sir one of those reviews are mine and not fake at all. She does a 100 percent pure Nuru massage, not lazy, not anything weird. Not to mention she's a knockout of a woman, like hawaiian or asian or something. Not all of us are trying to bang skanks in a massage parlor and want a different experience which Una delivers on.That's interesting because there were two reviews on there for Una and I went and read all the other reviews written by the two Una reviewers. They had reviewed several other women and every review was exactly the same, basically a cut and paste. Every review talked about how they didn't even want full service and were happy to pay $400 for Nuru. Very obvious shills. But go ahead and DM me your TER account and I'll double check and then come back here and correct myself if I'm wrong.
HappyGardener
03-15-25, 18:58
Soooooooo I guess no one's ever gone to Amanda spa on Grand? Guess I'll have to TOFTT.If it is the spa on West Grand Ave, yes people have reported on it. Usually mixed to poor reviews. 50 yo Asian woman by herself. Not a great neighborhood at night.
If that is the correct spa, it has been reported on. Either search the name or search the street.
Well it looks like the spa at 7400 West Belmont is shut down. Big orange sticker on the door as of 2 hours ago.
They advertised big on CL, Never been there as it is a little too close to home.
That's interesting because there were two reviews on there for Una and I went and read all the other reviews written by the two Una reviewers. They had reviewed several other women and every review was exactly the same, basically a cut and paste. Every review talked about how they didn't even want full service and were happy to pay $400 for Nuru. Very obvious shills. But go ahead and DM me your TER account and I'll double check and then come back here and correct myself if I'm wrong.Private message sent. Maybe me and a few guys are a little nuru community of non full service haha.
That's interesting because there were two reviews on there for Una and I went and read all the other reviews written by the two Una reviewers. They had reviewed several other women and every review was exactly the same, basically a cut and paste. Every review talked about how they didn't even want full service and were happy to pay $400 for Nuru. Very obvious shills. But go ahead and DM me your TER account and I'll double check and then come back here and correct myself if I'm wrong.I ended up paying for premium because I needed intel on a different independent provider that turned out to be accurate. But I'm very lost on your post.
One guy mentions in two reviews that he's happy with a good massage experience and doesn't need FS. Which is understandable because of the upcharge these girls do just to fuck them with a condom. But in the others, there is some variance of titty fucking, CBJ, 69, or no penetration grinding. None of them basically sound like a cut and paste.
Diginonomous
03-16-25, 11:15
Hit up this place again. I was in the area anyways. The previous girl twxta me once in a while trying to get me to visit her bit she's stationed in evanston now.
New girl is friendly. A little wider boned. Big scar on stomach. Pussy felt like kid damage. But she was friendly and got the job done.
Don't know her name though.
Asked for 150 for boom boom which was cheaper than the previous girl's initial asking price.
Jackie became Kelly. Same woman.
That's mostly likely going to be Kelly. She's gone by a couple names over the years but Kelly stuck. Early on it was Jasmine or something like that. Either way, based on your description and the timeframe, going to say that's the current Kelly.
Stopped by Rose to get one last rodeo with YoYo and the 40 ish lady who answered the door told me YoYo was gone. Since I was already inside I offered the 40 ish woman $150.
For a serious pounding and she accepted. Still can't find the door bell can someone post a picture please I stand in the door way looking like an idiot while calling them to let me in-.
She gets naked over all nothing to report home about but my Bluechew has already kicked in so I need a release and literally probably fucked her tonsils to death. Tossed her on the table while standing on the crunchy carpet and literally went to town for a good 20 minutes until she tapped out and my fat ass was dripping sweat all over her and offered her $20 more to finish in her mouth and she accepted.
On the way out she gave me YoYo's number and when I texted her she told me she is at the house on S Princeton and I'm heading there tonight- Last session with YoYo was so much fun and her wonderful pussy gripped the condom right off me and I kept going bare and don't think she know I busted inside her cause when I pulled out I yanked the condom also. YoYo does have a shitty attitude but I love when girls have bad attitudes and have to watch me destroy their boxes.
HankyDaPanky
03-17-25, 14:35
TOFTT at Sound Spa.
If you like'm bigger this is your place. Had Wendy. Nice enough. Larger lungs-built for scuba diving. GPS runs in the larger size too! Put my hand in her crack to investigate the little hole and my entire hand disappeared. Like I said. . . If you like'm on the bigger side, ask for Wendy. Woof.
Doubt it will last.
Had a great time with this cutie. Colombian, Short, stocky, nice sized titties. $. 6/30. She was sweet and did not rush at all. She is here for another week.
TOFTT at Sound Spa.
If you like'm bigger this is your place. Had Wendy. Nice enough. Larger lungs-built for scuba diving. GPS runs in the larger size too! Put my hand in her crack to investigate the little hole and my entire hand disappeared. Like I said. . . If you like'm on the bigger side, ask for Wendy. Woof.
Doubt it will last.So is Wendy Asian? And how tall and big was she? How big were her breasts and what were the rates for the level of service?
Was in Chinatown for dinner with friends and was walking around when I noticed these three spa on the second floors. Have anyone been and had a happy ending or are they all legit? I checked here and no recently mention of them.
Ai Shang Health Center.
Chinatown Holistic Massage Spa.
Oriental Massage & Spa.
Also what happened to Beijing Health Clinic on the corner of 30 and Princeton? Drove by and it is closed. Anyone know where Linda went to?Any input? All the food talk from before bump this very down.
LoveAsian IL
03-17-25, 21:18
Massage was great, pre flip lots of teasing including ball massage. After flip offered all three levels, started with HJ, used her mouth to put on the jacket with a lot of suction, and hopped on top for about 3-4 minutes before pulling me forward while keeping me in for missionary finish.It is a FS spa. I have been with 2 ladies from here. I have been here 5 times. Very reasonable priced.
HappyGardener
03-17-25, 22:55
I was curious how many AMPs were on Archer Ave now.
I did a quick Google Map search. See attached picture. I think one of you guys should take it upon yourself to hit every single one haha.
That would put you in the monger hall of fame. Or the hospital!
TOFTT at Sound Spa.
If you like'm bigger this is your place. Had Wendy. Nice enough. Larger lungs-built for scuba diving. GPS runs in the larger size too! Put my hand in her crack to investigate the little hole and my entire hand disappeared. Like I said. . . If you like'm on the bigger side, ask for Wendy. Woof.
Doubt it will last.Asian? Age? How big (overall) ? And of course damage $ ? Ain't nothing wrong with a little cushion every once in a while.
Guys do yourself a solid and set up you next visit with ViVi at Sunny Spa on Halsted in Greektown.
She is my #1 and will be heading back to China for a couple months at the end of March. The best L1 & L2 ever and I actually tip her as if it was full service.
She is a lot of fun and super cool girl and I absolutely love this one -.Anyone know if Vivi's (from Sunny) L2 is covered or not? And what the damage is?
HankyDaPanky
03-18-25, 14:24
Asian? Age? How big (overall) ? And of course damage $ ? Ain't nothing wrong with a little cushion every once in a while.Asian (I believe) Big? I would say 180-200 lbs. She was looking for more for "touch". I always opt out of that negotiation because I end up touching anyway.
Shew was looking for a Benjamin. I said nah, Gave her 6. I figured since I couldn't get off why reward her. No my Yob.
HankyDaPanky
03-18-25, 14:25
I was curious how many AMPs were on Archer Ave now.
I did a quick Google Map search. See attached picture. I think one of you guys should take it upon yourself to hit every single one haha.
That would put you in the monger hall of fame. Or the hospital!Now dats funny.
HankyDaPanky
03-18-25, 14:30
So is Wendy Asian? And how tall and big was she? How big were her breasts and what were the rates for the level of service?Definitely double d hangers. About two handfuls a piece. Service was Meh- I didn't even get to the finish line. She's nice enough. My tastes are on the lighter side however. 7 door, and whatever you negotiate for services desired.
Anyone know if Vivi's (from Sunny) L2 is covered or not? And what the damage is?Your first visit you won't get more than a nude HJ.
She makes you work up to her amazing bare BJ.
Top shelf girl for real with legit massage skills.
Hands down my fave but she is gone Saturday for almost 2 months.
I've been lurking for forever. So I got to share some good shit with you boys.
You have to call. If you don't call you will not get this broad.
Ask for Zoe. She is Thai You won't be able to fuck her. But man. The tits.
If you like big tits by a nice lady, go there. Its off the interstate.
I'm not a shill. I just think some dude probably like big tits massage by a broad.
Comandante43
03-18-25, 23:54
Had a great time with this cutie. Colombian, Short, stocky, nice sized titties. $. 6/30. She was sweet and did not rush at all. She is here for another week.She is one sexy chick that is a lot of fun.
ConfuciusMan
03-19-25, 11:30
Which location does she work?
I've been lurking for forever. So I got to share some good shit with you boys.
You have to call. If you don't call you will not get this broad.
Ask for Zoe. She is Thai You won't be able to fuck her. But man. The tits.
If you like big tits by a nice lady, go there. Its off the interstate.
I'm not a shill. I just think some dude probably like big tits massage by a broad.
Had to go and check it out for myself. Texted and said I'd be there soon I want to see Wendy.
Arrived and was greeted at door by mid 20's thick Asian girl in a school girl skirt. I assumed it was Wendy. . 5 for 1/2 hour.
She showed me to room and told me to get undressed. While naked & face down on table another girl enters. Anissa (30-40, cute, nice body, but not Wendy.
I was not going to ruffle any feathers so I went with it.
Massage was lame, some teasing, and on the flip Only L1 was offered w / a little tit play, and OTC touching. Ok time 60 tip.
I would return only for the Wendy experience. She was young, thick and easy on the eyes.
One downside is that it is o Cicero ave with nothing else around it except for a busy insurance agency right next door.
FS was not an option w / Anissa. I tried.
YMMV. But like I said I'd go back to check out Wendy.
PaulAllen22
03-19-25, 13:57
Your first visit you won't get more than a nude HJ.
She makes you work up to her amazing bare BJ.
Top shelf girl for real with legit massage skills.
Hands down my fave but she is gone Saturday for almost 2 months.Do you, or anyone, know if ViVi still works only Thursday and Friday at Sunny during the week? Called yesterday and asked for her and was told she's not working. Would love to see her as I work in walking distance from Sunny.
Saison6666
03-19-25, 17:20
Do you, or anyone, know if ViVi still works only Thursday and Friday at Sunny during the week? Called yesterday and asked for her and was told she's not working. Would love to see her as I work in walking distance from Sunny.She works at Sunny spa Thursday and Friday, at Unwind spa Mon-Wed.
Nowhere500
03-19-25, 18:15
Which location does she work?If it's off the interstate then it has to be the one on Milwaukee.
Can anybody point me in the direction of good Russian providers? Been itching to get some huge tits in my mouth.
I'm done with the Latinas at Orange and maybe all together. I stopped by this afternoon and told the booker I wanted to see Vanatina or Katalina. I was let in and saw both girls. Of course they look nothing like the pictures on the website or Instagram. Katalina was far better looking so I went with her.
I have seen Latinas at Orange maybe 4 times. Only one really good experience. I told Katalina I wanted the 200 mini VIP. Of course she doesn't do the BBBJ or even a table shower. It was straight to the main course and in / out in 15 minutes. There was another time I went to Orange and went with one of the Chinese girls and asked for the 200 mini VIP it was straight to business. No table shower, no massage before or after, and out in 15 minutes. This is why I have tried out a few other places instead. So far I like Relax in Lombard. They keep the some group of women. Clean and you get your money's worth of service.
CakeLover13
03-20-25, 07:38
Haha funniest post all year. HOF instantly, see all of them in 1 day? Might have to cash out my 401 to cover that.
I was curious how many AMPs were on Archer Ave now.
I did a quick Google Map search. See attached picture. I think one of you guys should take it upon yourself to hit every single one haha.
That would put you in the monger hall of fame. Or the hospital!.
I haven't seen any reports on this new-ish place in the River North / River West area, so I decided to TOFTT. Glad I did.
Location: Grand Ave just east of Union. Use Google Maps and you'll get the name. This is a storefront place that has been used by a couple of different spas over the years. Do you remember Let's Spa? Same place, different owner.
Cost: $80 for an hour. I didn't ask about half hour, so I can't tell you the price for that. There is a table shower that costs extra, but since those things gross me out I didn't ask about how much. Add $60 for a HJ. Make it $100 if you want a nude HJ. I wasn't offered any services beyond that, so I don't know what they'd cost if they're even available.
The girl: I've only seen one MT there. She's probably in her 40's, but I think she looks good. Slim, fit body. She's friendly. I like her.
Pros: Excellent massage. Seriously, one of the best around. The extras were fun. Mutual touch was allowed.
Cons: None as far as I'm concerned, but you might reasonably say that for the same price you can get a lot more at the Chinatown shops. You could also say that the menu is limited compared to a place like SXL. Neither of those things matter to me, but they might matter to you.
If you're in the market for a place that offers a good massage with a fun ending, I think you'll like this place. I'll repeat.
Slid through, yesterday in rain, had the girls line up, wasn't too busy. I picked Emily, I'm an Asian guy, haven't been messing with the Latinas for a while. She is about 5'7, Nat C's, 25, I'd say. She had a brown little tint to her skin, she looked more Filipino, or something to me. I've been with many Asians, I find sometimes these Chinese chicks look Korean, but for the newbies, they have 99 percent Chinese, sometimes you will meet a half breed Chinese and Korean, I've met some before, but rare. Ass was average no baby damage. I asked her what the tat was on her lower stomach, 10 inches above pussy. It looked like a flower. Translated to Peony flower some Chinese deal. Shit, I only know what a dandelion is! She had another tat on wrist, another flower or something. But I always use the translator, to get some info. I have tats. Some had hair on kitty not too much. Nice BBJ, deep throat the 7 er.
No rimming, I didn't ask though. Pounded missionary, she kissed light on the neck ear, nips. I hit doggy, etc. Takes long to pop. She an take a pounding. Pussy wasn't super tight, maybe she was busy. Teeth were decent color. Light hair, brown. For those who like good professional massage she knows what she's doing, also uses that tongue massage on your back and body. Not every girls know how to use that tongue to give you that licking on your body, front and back. She's not a spinner average size. I don't think she had any jaw surgery, can't gauge the nose. No rush, she gave me a table shower, no Nuru for me but sucked my sausage in there. I like her demeanor, not a clock watcher, I opt in for the hour. Fuck service was good, I popped in the bag, doggy. Also she sucked my sausage with me standing. I pounded her myself standing laying with her laying on the edge of the table. Meaning she was open to all different positions. Some chicks don't necessarily like that.
Any way, I hope this helps. I'm an orange guy, so take it as you want Ill give you the game on Orange, some good, some bad, some chicks are average. I like orange, because I'm comfortable with the place. Sometimes its hit or miss, I do prefer, Asians over Latinas. For me services are superior, and asians give real massages. But every chick is different, and too each their own. Be safe, and I'm out, dealing with the snow on the first day of spring, its time to move down to California, or Texas, this weather is bipolar.
PaulAllen22
03-20-25, 15:05
Made my way over to Sunny this afternoon after making an appointment with ViVi. Not too much to add to what's already been said by others here, but she is fantastic. Charming, attractive and very petite with incredibly smooth skin. Nice table shower session with some light teasing and we were off. Good massage, but nothing spectacular. L1 on the flip. She has incredible technique. Best I've experienced honestly. I didn't last very long, but was allowed some OTC roaming which didn't help my endurance. Very fit body. I even had 10 minutes to spare and she offered to continue massaging. I opted to give her a break instead and said our goodbyes.
FYI. She said she's back in town May 11th. I know I'll be back. 70 house. 6 tip.
Are you talking about Sunny in Mt prospect?
Made my way over to Sunny this afternoon after making an appointment with ViVi. Not too much to add to what's already been said by others here, but she is fantastic. Charming, attractive and very petite with incredibly smooth skin. Nice table shower session with some light teasing and we were off. Good massage, but nothing spectacular. L1 on the flip. She has incredible technique. Best I've experienced honestly. I didn't last very long, but was allowed some OTC roaming which didn't help my endurance. Very fit body. I even had 10 minutes to spare and she offered to continue massaging. I opted to give her a break instead and said our goodbyes.
FYI. She said she's back in town May 11th. I know I'll be back. 70 house. 6 tip..
Checked out Sasa at Orange. Decent looking girl. Small natural tits. Great bubbly playful attitude.
Since I waited a few minutes for her I asked her to shower since I showered before I left home. She happily obliged.
Started with a good massage. Good technique. Some teasing, ball licking and Rim but more of a tease than really going for it.
Really good BBBJ strong suction and no hands technique. And handled some FF. Also when I asked for more BBBJ she got right back to it with no problem.
Hit the typical positions standing mish, doggy, she squeezed tf out of my hand while in doggy. She was very responsive. Some cg, but she was pretty worn out by then. On to lazy mish to finish. I wanted to a CIM finish but could hold back.
She is tight which was nice. I've learned to start slow and pick up the pace.
I'll also add I saw Amy over the weekend I thought it was her last day but she is staying until the 30th.
Amy is a service queen type. Offered a table shower, passed but she cleaned me up well before we started.
Quick massage, then a b2 b massage. Then some good rimming. Great BBBJ, wet.
Can't remember if she was tight but she could handle some D like a champ. Even picked her up with no complaints. Handles every position.
IMO Amy is better looking than Sasa but I recommend both.
Sucks that Katalina didn't give good service she's on of the hottest non-bbl latinas I've seen at orange. I'm tempted but I prefer great service.
Also Videos are the most accurate to confirm looks.
Made my way over to Sunny this afternoon after making an appointment with ViVi. Not too much to add to what's already been said by others here, but she is fantastic. Charming, attractive and very petite with incredibly smooth skin. Nice table shower session with some light teasing and we were off. Good massage, but nothing spectacular. L1 on the flip. She has incredible technique. Best I've experienced honestly. I didn't last very long, but was allowed some OTC roaming which didn't help my endurance. Very fit body. I even had 10 minutes to spare and she offered to continue massaging. I opted to give her a break instead and said our goodbyes.
FYI. She said she's back in town May 11th. I know I'll be back. 70 house. 6 tip.When is she leaving?
Dgordon630
03-20-25, 21:02
Saw Judy. Read the reviews of her bbj. They are spot on. She's not a looker but she knows what she's doing. Session was a bit odd until I asked for the finish I wanted. Once that got going things got real good.
FirstTimer7
03-20-25, 22:30
Checked out Sasa at Orange. Decent looking girl. Small natural tits. Great bubbly playful attitude.
Since I waited a few minutes for her I asked her to shower since I showered before I left home. She happily obliged.
Started with a good massage. Good technique. Some teasing, ball licking and Rim but more of a tease than really going for it.
Really good BBBJ strong suction and no hands technique. And handled some FF. Also when I asked for more BBBJ she got right back to it with no problem.
Hit the typical positions standing mish, doggy, she squeezed tf out of my hand while in doggy. She was very responsive. Some cg, but she was pretty worn out by then. On to lazy mish to finish. I wanted to a CIM finish but could hold back.
She is tight which was nice. I've learned to start slow and pick up the pace.
I'll also add I saw Amy over the weekend I thought it was her last day but she is staying until the 30th.
Amy is a service queen type. Offered a table shower, passed but she cleaned me up well before we started.
Quick massage, then a b2 b massage. Then some good rimming. Great BBBJ, wet.
Can't remember if she was tight but she could handle some D like a champ. Even picked her up with no complaints. Handles every position.
IMO Amy is better looking than Sasa but I recommend both.
Sucks that Katalina didn't give good service she's on of the hottest non-bbl latinas I've seen at orange. I'm tempted but I prefer great service.
Also Videos are the most accurate to confirm looks.Are the videos on insta? I've requested to add a while back but they never approved.
HappyGardener
03-20-25, 22:38
Are you talking about Sunny in Mt prospect?
.Sunny Spa on South Halsted. Read back a few pages and there's more info.
HappyGardener
03-20-25, 22:40
When is she leaving?Literally one page back. Post #36482
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2880-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7230235&viewfull=1#post7230235.
Are the videos on insta? I've requested to add a while back but they never approved.Follow them on threads: orange_spa_orange.
Diginonomous
03-21-25, 08:25
Are the videos on insta? I've requested to add a while back but they never approved.I followed them on a previous account with no issue but never visited. When I had to make a new account they didn't accept my request. I emailed them and they responded I'd have to show them the instagram when I come in for a visit and they will accept me then.
Follow them on threads: orange_spa_orange.I think that Emily looks the best, but the other two will do in a pinch.
Wre is this? Location please and name of the spa? Thanks.
I've been lurking for forever. So I got to share some good shit with you boys.
You have to call. If you don't call you will not get this broad.
Ask for Zoe. She is Thai You won't be able to fuck her. But man. The tits.
If you like big tits by a nice lady, go there. Its off the interstate.
I'm not a shill. I just think some dude probably like big tits massage by a broad.
PatBuchanan69
03-21-25, 13:56
I'm new to the area. Thinking about going to RL soon. I noticed HH price is like $160. Do they expect any extra tip on top of that?
I've been with emily, the I. G filter makes her look young, but in real life she looks about 26,27 ish. My educated guess. No baby damage.
I think that Emily looks the best, but the other two will do in a pinch..
Looking to just suck on some huge titties. Watch them bounce around uff.
I saw firefighters knocking down the doors at Orange spa.
RickSomething
03-21-25, 19:40
Confirmed your statement about bebe or Carly, she is very mechanical, also I would say she is old, maybe around 45 yrs. Or close to 50. But aside that she is a fuckable big round squeezable ass. Also she knows how to Blow.
Good luck out there.She's 100% American and married, if you can believe it.
I just passed by. Everything looks ok to me.
I saw firefighters knocking down the doors at Orange spa.
I'm new to the area. Thinking about going to RL soon. I noticed HH price is like $160. Do they expect any extra tip on top of that?Nope $160 is HH Rate no need to give extra unless you want.
I've been with emily, the I. G filter makes her look young, but in real life she looks about 26,27 ish. My educated guess. No baby damage.
.There should be a person that does name approvals for massage parlors. Emily is already taken and they're causing confusion.
Nowhere500
03-22-25, 10:31
Looking to just suck on some huge titties. Watch them bounce around uff.Judy at OD Wellness. Big naturals.
She's 100% American and married, if you can believe it.How can you assure this. Anyways I saw her 2 times, but I will not go back. Lily's girl are much better, and price a bit step up, but worth it.
Judy at OD Wellness. Big naturals.Yes, they are, but vintage.
What do you mean by Emily being taken? I'm not understanding. In regard to name verifications, if you look at the video on orange Instagram page her name is on the profile.
There should be a person that does name approvals for massage parlors. Emily is already taken and they're causing confusion..
MStanfield
03-22-25, 11:48
There should be a person that does name approvals for massage parlors. Emily is already taken and they're causing confusion.Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.
Got it, as the chineese and latinas rotate at orange, from chicago, to new york to L. A they do reuse alot of the names. I wasnt thinking about it from that perspective, alot of other parlors use same name, and yes I can see how there can be confusion caused to mongers by posts.
Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.
Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.Oh I was just joking. But businesses should name their spas with enough characters for the search function here.
Had an itch that needed scratching and was in the mood for a good massage with a standard finish. Decided to head over to Yuanyuan. Expected the petite granny to answer who dresses like she's 20. But to my surprise a very cute late 30's early 40's woman answers. Later found out she goes by Amy. There was another girl there too who looked about the same age but didn't get good eyes on her as I was captivated by Amys C / D looking rack and pretty face.
$65 door fee. Takes me to the room and gives a pretty damn good massage / body rub. I'd give it an 8 of 10. At one point she climbs up on the head of the table and her crotch is over the back of my head under her skirt and she's basically using her arms like roller pins in a way I've never had before. Felt great. She hit some good pressure points and such too. Really good mix of Swedish and body rub. No teasing however. So at one point I complemented her technique while I reached around and patted her butt to no objections so felt like jr was leaving happy.
On the flip she pops the question. Offered her $80. Then told her I want the girls out. She wants $20 more. Pulls up the shirt and bra and out pops some nice C cup floppers which I sucked on a bit. Then she does a good job stroking jr to the finish line while taking instruction well of licking my nips while I squeeze her little butt. Got the hot towel and cleaned me up. I asked her with the universal thumb to mouth symbol if she sucks to which she emphatically said no. Fair enough. Then to her credit finished up with a great head, neck and shoulders massage. Left with a smile and a little water bottle.
Also want to note, the place looked different. There used to be some foot massage beds at the entrance that were gone. So I'm not sure if the ownership has changed here or what but the cuteish granny with the thigh high boots was no where to be found.
Ill be visiting next week for work. Have seen several spa names mentioned here but when I google them there's several lised. Can someone pm how I can contact "Orange"? Or if anyone has any suggestions for spots near the south loop area that are safe.
Judy gets plenty of publicity here but. I've been seeing here for five or six years or so (probs to ORD Lover for first introducing me to the "Judy experience") . And went to see her again today. I'm a south sider, so Belmont Ave. Is enough of a pain that I only get up there a couple times a year now, but always a toe-curling experience. I'm at an age where "completion" in a tug shack is not always guaranteed, but with Judy, it's automatic. Lie back, relax, and within a few minutes, I'm filling her mouth with a hot load. Today was every bit as good as usual. She's no youngster as anyone who reads this forum knows, but she's sweet and awfully damn talented. Enjoy!
Yes, they are, but vintage.Yeah, they're kind of sagging these days. Still suckable nipples, though. LOL.
SonnyBlack85
03-24-25, 08:03
Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.
Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.Try Emily at SXL young 27 spinner body and amazing service and super cute and friendly she is the best in Chicago.
Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.
Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.
2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.
Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.
Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.
Judy gets plenty of publicity here but. I've been seeing here for five or six years or so (probs to ORD Lover for first introducing me to the "Judy experience") . And went to see her again today. I'm a south sider, so Belmont Ave. Is enough of a pain that I only get up there a couple times a year now, but always a toe-curling experience. I'm at an age where "completion" in a tug shack is not always guaranteed, but with Judy, it's automatic. Lie back, relax, and within a few minutes, I'm filling her mouth with a hot load. Today was every bit as good as usual. She's no youngster as anyone who reads this forum knows, but she's sweet and awfully damn talented. Enjoy!What's the damage? I might just pull the trigger just to see what's she's all about.
CornCobMaker
03-24-25, 15:08
Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.Check out Harmony. I don't have a particular name for you, but went there recently and got a view of what was on offer. Every girl I saw was fit, attractive, and under 40 (some looked to be in their 20's). Also, Broadway Spa had a bunch of young skinny girls last time I went. Finally, if you're okay with an overpriced L1, Amy at Grand Spa is an option.
CantSlowDown
03-24-25, 17:30
Pretty much all spots I went to take cash or Zelle only, does anyone know any spa that takes credit cards?
I got a BBJ from sunny and sxl and while they took credit for the door fee she said cash only for service.
30 min.
60 door fee.
$.80 for hhr.
Great head but cheaper places like orange and more variety.
What's the damage? I might just pull the trigger just to see what's she's all about.She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.
So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.
I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.
Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business. But this is like 15 min after I arrive. I don't have to go too much into detail because this place is well reviewed and I never even got her name. I will say it was a very good session though and she was enthusiastic and sensual and I busted all over the boobs.
But here's what I want to say. Guys have some etiquette please. Like what are you even doing trying to pay with credit cards and Zelle? It just mucks up the process. I see someone below asked why places take a CC for door fee but not services. Think about it. Who get's a $300 massage? What do you think happens if one of these places gets busted and LEO looks at the ledgers? And Zelle? Like what is so hard about going to an ATM? Have people forgotten how to use them? I just don't get it. You really want to have a charge for prostitution on your credit card or bank ledger? And to the guy who was just hanging in the lobby looking around like it's the Art Institute. Bro you got your moneys worth, just leave already.
I've really never seen such tomfoolery going on in one of these places. So that's the problem with high volume places like Archer Perfect. Higher volume of knuckle heads. Let's get it together guys so the process goes smoothly for everyone. Also, these girls really respect when you come in and act like you know. And it comes back in the service you get. That's why I don't bother trying to lowball them. Dang, talk about amateur hour.
Ok, off my soapbox. Also probably taking a break after this session. Been going pretty hot and heavy. Stay safe out there guys and try thinking a little more with the big head.
Late night urges over the weekend got the best of me. Ended up at Orange.
I got a look at Emily earlier this week when I saw Sasa. Cute girl, dark hair, a few tattoos, olive-ish skin tone, and nice C cups. Strong legs. Average height.
This girl has a lot of energy, probably the most animated personality and playfulness I've met. I was indifferent towards the beginning, and just wanted to get to the routine but eventually she had me smiling and laughing enough that I broke and just went with her flow.
Started with a shower, she offered TS I declined. Very playful shower session, with standing body 2 body rubs, and BJ preview. Some lfk.
Back to the room really good BBBJ, alot of action with the taint and balls. Move on to standing mish. Solid grip. She's very expressive, believable. Doggy, one-legged doggy (this was fun), acg, cg, lazy mish to finish. This girl can really handle some D. I was exhausted.
Before we got started she mentioned finishing with a massage which I've heard many times, I was pleasantly surprised when she proceeded to give me a 15 min massage. Actually a very solid massage, better than most.
I recommend especially if like girls with a lot of personality and good service.
Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.
Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.
2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.
Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.
Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?
Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.
Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.
2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.
Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.
Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.Roses Spa 40 XX archer? Are some where else?
Anyone no anything about Sunnys? Stopped by there yesterday, I called at around 11:
Yesterday I called at 11: made a appointment for noon. I got there at noon Sign on door.
Be back 2:30 WTF. This is Sunnys on 74 XX Archer, Anyone no anything?
Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?Yep that's in directly across from the tattoo shop.
So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.
I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.
Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business..Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.
She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!
OliverCloseoff
03-25-25, 13:00
Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.
HappyGardener
03-25-25, 15:12
She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.She's never asked me for money. I give her whatever she asks for a half hour and then leave $100 or $120 for the TS, BBBJ and rimming.
Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.
DiningAround
03-25-25, 18:30
Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.
Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.Never heard of even a legit Indian massage parlor. Or an Indian working at an asian one. Very conservative culture. Consequences would be severe from family and friends if they were ever found out. And they are almost always married young. Muslim / Hindu.
It is funny how Chinese women are up there with Samsung as a chief export to the US. I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago and hit up a spot there. Same vibes as here. Left a review on their page for anyone interested. Same price point BTW. But I doubt you'll find any Indian parlors. If you do please report back LOL.
Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.
Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.I've been to almost every spa in Chinatown and surrounding area- if you are talking about the place across from Metropolitan Vet then yes you will get an L1 only here but a late 40's very average looking Asian woman. I think they also own the piano lesson place next door as well.
You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.The place is really wild like you said. Always feel like I'm going to get shot in there way too much traffic for my taste but always a good time so got to take the good with the bad I always exit through the back door into the alley LOL.
I don't know why I didn't have the out of comfort-zone balls to divert, but timing to a downtown meeting was easier for SXL. I'd phoned ahead whether my PSE Cindy was back but not for Tuesday. Damn. But phone gal Asian (usually beats papa phone) said Amy and Jenny were new.
Amy is tall with a recent pooch. 5'10 easy. Jenny, no. So I let Amy shower me up to see what gives. She does have decent tights-covered tits. But not a hint in the shower.
I asked her straight up about everything once in the room but she sweetly deflected to "I make you comfortable. ".
Disappointment.
So she suggested she'd send in someone else. No problem. Enter Bebe. Well, certainly not a day ender because she does a fine BBBJ, covered cowgal / mish back to BBBJTC. But not what I'd hoped-for. Painless at two on top of the House.
Bebe intelligence: the two new gals are straight massage.
The place is really wild like you said. Always feel like I'm going to get shot in there way too much traffic for my taste but always a good time so got to take the good with the bad I always exit through the back door into the alley LOL.White Castle where?
[QUOTE=Mojitousa;7237282]Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!
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I been seeing her 25 years always been good. She never ask for money.
i new her at fore different locations
She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.Best table shower ever. Teasing BBBJ. Rimming.
Had an itch that needed scratching and was in the mood for a good massage with a standard finish. Decided to head over to Yuanyuan. Expected the petite granny to answer who dresses like she's 20. But to my surprise a very cute late 30's early 40's woman answers. Later found out she goes by Amy. There was another girl there too who looked about the same age but didn't get good eyes on her as I was captivated by Amys C / D looking rack and pretty face.
$65 door fee. Takes me to the room and gives a pretty damn good massage / body rub. I'd give it an 8 of 10. At one point she climbs up on the head of the table and her crotch is over the back of my head under her skirt and she's basically using her arms like roller pins in a way I've never had before. Felt great. She hit some good pressure points and such too. Really good mix of Swedish and body rub. No teasing however. So at one point I complemented her technique while I reached around and patted her butt to no objections so felt like jr was leaving happy.
On the flip she pops the question. Offered her $80. Then told her I want the girls out. She wants $20 more. Pulls up the shirt and bra and out pops some nice C cup floppers which I sucked on a bit. Then she does a good job stroking jr to the finish line while taking instruction well of licking my nips while I squeeze her little butt. Got the hot towel and cleaned me up. I asked her with the universal thumb to mouth symbol if she sucks to which she emphatically said no. Fair enough. Then to her credit finished up with a great head, neck and shoulders massage. Left with a smile and a little water bottle.
Also want to note, the place looked different. There used to be some foot massage beds at the entrance that were gone. So I'm not sure if the ownership has changed here or what but the cuteish granny with the thigh high boots was no where to be found.No hint of where this place is? Are a name of this place? Are her name hint?
She works at Sunny spa Thursday and Friday, at Unwind spa Mon-Wed.Sunnys on Archer are Halsted?
How does one book an appointment with the famous Judy? I called, no answer. I filled out the form on the website for an appointment, no reply. I tried to walk in one day. She looked very nervous and disheveled. And told me she was busy. If she is really in her 70's, she looks great! But, I'm starting to fear that I'll never get to enjoy her talents. Any tips? Thanks!
No hint of where this place is? Are a name of this place? Are her name hint?
Decided to head over to Yuanyuan. Yuanyuan or Yuan Yuan, down the block and across the street from Ricobene's. 26th street west of Wentworth. They advertise on STG and a couple of the other sites. Very UTR as far as reporting but it's apparently been around for quite a while now. Been once, over a year ago. Average experience at the time.
No hint of where this place is? Are a name of this place? Are her name hint?The name of the place is in the second sentence. Add the word spa when googling it, and it'll pop up. Never been, but assuming that's the location.
That place is strictly legit. No fun to be had, which is fine because when you see the MTs who work there you're not going to want anything from them anyway.
One caveat though, there is an MT that I see who used to rent some space from these people. She still offered all the usual services, but we had to be quiet because she didn't want the owners to hear. So I guess it is possible that they might still be renting space to someone who offers extras, but I doubt it.
Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.
As my username suggests, I am visiting from the west coast on a very last minute trip. I did a little research on my own, but am looking for the opinions of locals. From what I see online, the 2 leading spots are RL and Orange. I'm drawn towards the variety in the line ups. Would why'all recommend one over the other? If so, why? Would you recommend any other HR CFS shops?
I'm staying in the South Loop area and am depending on public transit / ride share to get around. Places close to me are more appealing due to time limitations. Please, feel free to respond with DMs. I'm not looking to eat up board space. Thanks in advance!SXL nails near 14th and Michigan is the closest.
Star hot spa and blue phoenix or green Buddha are not far away 31st from south loop.
These places are closer to south loop than orange and RL (although those place still not relatively that far).
Guys if you haven't tried RO Sparks yet I highly suggest you do -.
Took my first dose today for breakfast on an empty stomach then 20 minutes later walking around the office with my pants standing up like I was in the 3rd grade.
Headed over to my current go to YoYo at Rose Spa. They say she is 23 but I would say early 40's. All I can say is this poor girl took a good dick whooping for 40 minutes - 3 condoms and lots of cum. First blast took almost 25 minutes I could tell she was done but what a hell of a trooper she rips the condom off and slams her mouth right onto my rock hard shaft until I blast down her throat then I ask for 1 more she ask for $100 I say only if 2 more and she agrees to take another round of hardcore pounding sweat dripping everywhere as my bare feet crackled all the dried cum on the carpet I then pull out and blast on her big ass titties and then try to get me some anal but she isn't having it so I hit it doggy and after about 20 pumps I could tell once again the condom is gone so I keep pumping and fill he wonderful little pussy with the last drops I got for this week. Cost me $300 but well worth it and this is my last visit there my OCD can't take how dirty this place is.
Ro Sparks is FIRE.
Visited SXL for the first time last week. Tried going at 10 am, but door was locked and buzzer didn't do anything. Walked around the block and was able to get in at 1015. Decided to give Kelly a try. Definitely milfy as reported. Paid 80 for an hr. Donated 260 to get my front massage taken care of first. She got undressed, body is bangin. BBBJ is solid, and like everyone said, she's fine goin raw. Performance was mechanical, but got the job done. Massaged for a bit, but I wanted to rd2 it. She wouldn't budge on prices, so ended up paying an additional 60 for lvl1. She's def my preference in the looks category, but not sure if I would repeat.
Anyone know if Emily is still there? I just called to try and set up an appt for tomorrow, and whoever answered said that she's on break for a month. If someone is willing to share details for a bare friendly provider that's good for multiple rounds, it'd be appreciated! Feel free to post or DM.
DoodleRooster
03-26-25, 18:00
Visited SXL for the first time last week. Tried going at 10 am, but door was locked and buzzer didn't do anything. Walked around the block and was able to get in at 1015. Decided to give Kelly a try. Definitely milfy as reported. Paid 80 for an hr. Donated 260 to get my front massage taken care of first. She got undressed, body is bangin. BBBJ is solid, and like everyone said, she's fine goin raw. Performance was mechanical, but got the job done. Massaged for a bit, but I wanted to rd2 it. She wouldn't budge on prices, so ended up paying an additional 60 for lvl1. She's def my preference in the looks category, but not sure if I would repeat.
Anyone know if Emily is still there? I just called to try and set up an appt for tomorrow, and whoever answered said that she's on break for a month. If someone is willing to share details for a bare friendly provider that's good for multiple rounds, it'd be appreciated! Feel free to post or DM.Ugh. Sucks to hear Emily is on break, hopefully she is back by the time I get to town in a couple of weeks.
EDIT: Just called and yes she is out. I'm there in a couple weeks, ugh. Don't know what to do now, time to start researching lol. Even got a Prep prescription to screw her BB lol.
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Crazy Uncle420
03-27-25, 16:35
Wanting to try yoyo. Where's the best place to go to see her? It's the same one at GB and Rose right? Can dm if preferred.
Wanting to try yoyo. Where's the best place to go to see her? It's the same one at GB and Rose right? Can dm if preferred.She is at Rose Spa just saw her yesterday and she texted me today to tell friends if you need her personal number DM me.
Saw Samantha twice this week. Says she is Venezuelan, 23 and I think that's fairly accurate. Photo on Threads was also accurate. Threaten me GFE both times. LFK and a nice dance started to warm me up. She really seemed to want to please me, didn't feel mechanical like other girls I've had at Orange. I left quite happy both times. She leaves in 4 days to go back home.
On way out saw Stephanie, new Colombian arrival, who looked stunning. I may miss out on her to save myself for Tijuana in a couple weeks.
Any action around the Washington stop off the Blue Line? Preferably BBBJ. Just here for a day this weekend!
Any action around the Washington stop off the Blue Line? Preferably BBBJ. Just here for a day this weekend!Immediate vicinity, walking distance, nothing. Any solid options are Taxi or Uber / Lyft distance.
New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday decided to give 127 spa Didn't get names but an attractive late 20's The other one late 50's greeted me and took me to room.
Handed her $$ 70 door fee. One hour. There was no negotiation. She asked me if I wanted 2 girls and I told her I only had additional extra 50 on me and she said no need to pay more.
She invited another girl in which in turn invited yet another girl in and all of a Only downside was.
Completion I did not push for so not sure if it can be had. All in all great deal and I'll be back for sure.
New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday decided to give 127 spa Didn't get names but an attractive late 20's The other one late 50's greeted me and took me to room.
Handed her $$ 70 door fee. One hour. There was no negotiation. She asked me if I wanted 2 girls and I told her I only had additional extra 50 on me and she said no need to pay more.
She invited another girl in which in turn invited yet another girl in and all of a Only downside was.
Completion I did not push for so not sure if it can be had. All in all great deal and I'll be back for sure.Assuming this is 127 in Alsip. Only ever been able to get a standard finish there but massage has always been pretty good. Interesting to hear about 4+ hands, must be slow lately. I guess I should head back. More info on them in the South Suburbs thread.
No BBBJs to be had in that area, but Body Focus which is right down the street (Washington & Michigan) is a reliable HJ spot.
Any action around the Washington stop off the Blue Line? Preferably BBBJ. Just here for a day this weekend!
Got a chance to go back and visit Wendy. She is a big girl and carries it well (especially in her skimpy school girl outfit).
50/ hhr.
Lame ass massage but she does let you know that she got some big ol titties.
Lots of teasing and OTC touching.
On the flip it was all business. Asked what I wanted and my response was " you".
Titties came out and the fun began.
Unfortunately it was mostly teasing and I never got her clothes fully off all though the top did come down.
Good time / would repeat as there is definitely more on the table, just got to work on it a little more.
60/ tip.
She is a little older than she first appeared. I would say 35-40 , if you like them thick, definitely worth seeing.
No BBBJs to be had in that area, but Body Focus which is right down the street (Washington & Michigan) is a reliable HJ spot.
Immediate vicinity, walking distance, nothing. Any solid options are Taxi or Uber / Lyft distance.Thanks!! Debating taking a transit down to SXL or Orange. What are the normal rates I should expect for BBBJ around here? Back where I'm from I haven't found an AMP that offers BBBJ but CBJ is typically 100. I saw Orange is 200, is SXL the same (house and tip included).
I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.
Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.
The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.
So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.
I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.
I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.
Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.
The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.
So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.
I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.I'm just curious. Did you ever indicate you wanted more than that or did you just sit back passively waiting to see what she would do? Like did you ever communicate what you wanted? I've never seen her before but she's well reviewed. I'm just curious if your lackluster session is because you're a new client or because you just weren't aggressive in stating what you wanted and what you were there for. Did you indicate you wanted L2 or more and she refused?
I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.
Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.
The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.
So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. .3 hour round trip and not even a BJ? Damn. As soon as she got to your mid section you should have just flat out told her you wanted a BJ and rim. I've seen her twice, both times a year or so apart so it was like I was a new guy to her and both times she had my dick in her mouth immediately after a short massage. Switching back and forth between blowing me and rimming for like 20 min and I blew my load in her mouth both times. She's not one of those ladies that you have to build familiarity with in order for her to blow you and rim, she does it all the time for first timers.
Loving all the reviews of Orange and the chicas look smoking on threads! How much max $ should one bring for a good time. Say a couple chicas for a few hours? 70 + 60 x 2 x 3 = $430? Seems low.
Irving Park
03-29-25, 10:10
I was stunned to read the report from Psilue. I have gotten a great bbj every time I have seen Judy. She even sent me a Merry Christmas text. I think the first time I went, she asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted a BJ.
New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday.Curious which KK you're talking about, if there is more than one?
Reminded me I meant to leave a review. A bit dated but should still be good info. KK Healthy, or whatever, on Laramie, just off Belmont. I went 2-3 months back. I was familiar with the place because Yuki, grasping dragon chick, had done a short stint there and I was curious to check out the talent. They advertise on the usual sites, BBBJ, GFE but that's all BS. It's a one woman shop and she's strict about everything covered. I had gone one time, to scope it out but there was a lot of "no this" and "no that" and was frustrated with the bait and switch on advertised services, so I walked. However, the lady working there was admittedly attractive. After some time, I decided to follow up because I wanted to see her naked. Part of it was her attitude, wanted to give her an angry bang, hahaha. So I went again, a few weeks later. Same lady, only one there. 2 benjys all in, which really isn't bad. Still a bit of the stand-offish attitude but I stuck with it. She goes through this whole process of wiping you down, even after using her shower. It's meticulous and a bit frustrating but at the same time I can't blame her. I'd probably be the same way if I was slangin' my cooch, haha. She gets through that then strips down.
I'd put her at mid-late 30's, above average height, maybe 5-7, 5-8, good shape, fairly toned / healthy with a nice figure. Big Bs, small Cs, nice ass and a pretty face IMO. She wears this hooker red lipstick that's kinda hot.
For her, GFE means CBJ and no DATY, which I had considered if available but not sure I'd follow through on anyways. Her oral skill are not that great. So we moved on to the main event. Standing dog, mish, then proper doggy on the table. Fairly tight, not all used up, but can take it like a champ. Not to brag but I've had many girls complain about my size, nothing out of her though. And despite the attitude issues, she actually started to get into it. Like I unlocked the freak, haha. That or she gets wet easy because she was dripping wet after a while. I bust and we start to clean up and she's wiping all the drip that went down her leg. I think she enjoyed herself a bit, hahaha. At some point I asked for extra wipes and towels to clean myself better and it actually made her smile. It was odd but noticeable, like she must be a OCD clean freak and appreciated that I wanted to be clean also.
Anyways, would I recommend? That's tough. I literally walked on her the first time I scoped it out, because I could sense the attitude. When I did see her, I was questioning whether or not I should stay, before sticking with it. Afterwards, I was glad I did. Also, I think she's pretty hot, like, she has this classic beauty to her that's not very common. For some, the attitude will be a total turn off. If you go in knowing what to expect and abide by her "rules" then it can be a fun time. I lean towards a "recommend" but it's not going to be a repeat for a while, for me.
For Harmony its an all Korean spa, so if you like koreans, stop by. They speak good english.
Check out Harmony. I don't have a particular name for you, but went there recently and got a view of what was on offer. Every girl I saw was fit, attractive, and under 40 (some looked to be in their 20's). Also, Broadway Spa had a bunch of young skinny girls last time I went. Finally, if you're okay with an overpriced L1, Amy at Grand Spa is an option..
Nowhere500
03-29-25, 12:49
For Harmony its an all Korean spa, so if you like koreans, stop by. They speak good english.
.Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge.
I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.
Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.
The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.
So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long. Then she did some arm and head massaging. Hot towelled me again and I was out, a good 15 minutes short of the hour I paid for. I tipped her the same amount as the door fee, got my shorty water bottle and a really long hug. She said, see you next time! And I was out.
I feel like I need to go back and maybe I'll get better service as a return customer? But, I don't want to do all that driving again for just an L1. Disappointed.Please remember this is the massage forum not the escorts form. The ladies here don't have to sucks you off or fuck everyone, they have a choice. If they were an escort then that is a different story. Remember guys the ladies can choose to service you or not. Like Kendy of Touhy she fucks a lot of guys but she doesn't allow me to fuck her. Only HJ so I stopped seeing her.
Just did a two hours sesh at Orange. Sasa was the luck of the draw. He was cute and eager to please. Gave a great teasing TS where I popped, then a nice longer massage that was pretty skilled. After that we did a bunch of positions, but I edged and saved my pop. Surprisingly now house fee? Just $500 for the 2 hours, so you get a little bit of a bulk discount.
3 hour round trip and not even a BJ? Damn. As soon as she got to your mid section you should have just flat out told her you wanted a BJ and rim. I've seen her twice, both times a year or so apart so it was like I was a new guy to her and both times she had my dick in her mouth immediately after a short massage. Switching back and forth between blowing me and rimming for like 20 min and I blew my load in her mouth both times. She's not one of those ladies that you have to build familiarity with in order for her to blow you and rim, she does it all the time for first timers.I was not direct and I never stated what I wanted. I sat back and waited for the magic to happen. I'd never seen a review that was only L1 so I guess I just assumed said magic would happen. I may have to try again. Sigh.
Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.
Which Harmony is this in response to? There's one in Lombard and Norridge..
Norridge off cumberland ave, is korean.
.What services does Harmony Spa offer? Is it full service and what price are we looking at?
Varsity2017
03-30-25, 09:20
Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?
https://marcysinfo.com/
GnogginFan
03-30-25, 09:37
Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?
https://marcysinfo.com/The one TER review screenshot posted on this website links back to a 2008 review you can find here.
https://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/marcy-7739634759-110720/
Her audio does not sync in any way with her voice. This looks scammy, as is anything ever asking for a deposit.
Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.
Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?
https://marcysinfo.com/Very well done scam. BS website with fake reviews, YT video and absolutely no contact info. During the video talks about a $25 donation and the voice seems dubbed. Don't even think twice, hard pass.
FictionalSpace
03-30-25, 11:08
Try Emily at SXL young 27 spinner body and amazing service and super cute and friendly she is the best in Chicago.Will be in town next weekend and sxl is convenient to where I'm staying. Emily sounds like my type. BBBJ offered? What damage should I expect to the wallet?
Curious which KK you're talking about, if there is more than one?
Reminded me I meant to leave a review. A bit dated but should still be good info. KK Healthy, or whatever, on Laramie, just off Belmont. I went 2-3 months back. I was familiar with the place because Yuki, grasping dragon chick, had done a short stint there and I was curious to check out the talent. They advertise on the usual sites, BBBJ, GFE but that's all BS. It's a one woman shop and she's strict about everything covered. I had gone one time, to scope it out but there was a lot of "no this" and "no that" and was frustrated with the bait and switch on advertised services, so I walked. However, the lady working there was admittedly attractive. After some time, I decided to follow up because I wanted to see her naked. Part of it was her attitude, wanted to give her an angry bang, hahaha. So I went again, a few weeks later. Same lady, only one there. 2 benjys all in, which really isn't bad. Still a bit of the stand-offish attitude but I stuck with it. She goes through this whole process of wiping you down, even after using her shower. It's meticulous and a bit frustrating but at the same time I can't blame her. I'd probably be the same way if I was slangin' my cooch, haha. She gets through that then strips down.
I'd put her at mid-late 30's, above average height, maybe 5-7, 5-8, good shape, fairly toned / healthy with a nice figure. Big Bs, small Cs, nice ass and a pretty face IMO. She wears this hooker red lipstick that's kinda hot.
For her, GFE means CBJ and no DATY, which I had considered if available but not sure I'd follow through on anyways. Her oral skill are not that great. So we moved on to the main event. Standing dog, mish, then proper doggy on the table. Fairly tight, not all used up, but can take it like a champ. Not to brag but I've had many girls complain about my size, nothing out of her though. And despite the attitude issues, she actually started to get into it. Like I unlocked the freak, haha. That or she gets wet easy because she was dripping wet after a while. I bust and we start to clean up and she's wiping all the drip that went down her leg. I think she enjoyed herself a bit, hahaha. At some point I asked for extra wipes and towels to clean myself better and it actually made her smile. It was odd but noticeable, like she must be a OCD clean freak and appreciated that I wanted to be clean also.
Anyways, would I recommend? That's tough. I literally walked on her the first time I scoped it out, because I could sense the attitude. When I did see her, I was questioning whether or not I should stay, before sticking with it. Afterwards, I was glad I did. Also, I think she's pretty hot, like, she has this classic beauty to her that's not very common. For some, the attitude will be a total turn off. If you go in knowing what to expect and abide by her "rules" then it can be a fun time. I lean towards a "recommend" but it's not going to be a repeat for a while, for me.KK 127 street old and L1.
New to the AMP scene. Tried KK yesterday decided to give 127 spa Didn't get names but an attractive late 20's The other one late 50's greeted me and took me to room.
Handed her $$ 70 door fee. One hour. There was no negotiation. She asked me if I wanted 2 girls and I told her I only had additional extra 50 on me and she said no need to pay more.
She invited another girl in which in turn invited yet another girl in and all of a Only downside was.
Completion I did not push for so not sure if it can be had. All in all great deal and I'll be back for sure.
KK was old , the other girl young and cute . Both had nylon's on. L1. 127 street Tinley i think
Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?
https://marcysinfo.com/What's the number? I don't see in on the website.
Any recs for providers similar to Emily from SXL as far as service? Have tried all the girls at that spot, so kinda bummed she's the one that's gone.She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?
JesterJames
03-30-25, 14:57
She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?I saw her about 2 weeks ago and she said the would be gone for about 3 or 4 months as she's having surgery and will need time to recover.
TimJacks25
03-30-25, 16:55
She's gone from SXL now or just temporarily?She should be returning next month.
CantSlowDown
03-30-25, 17:11
Just left Rose spa, place looks like it's falling apart, I called ahead and asked for Yoyo when I was down the street. Was greeted by an older mms and another 30's-40 cute girl who I confirmed was yoyo. About 5', in a black dress with c or d manmades. Asked for hhr with BBBJ, $$. Cfs no BBBJ was $. 60 but I wanted to see what the hype was about. Laid down for BBBJ about 5 min then had her on fours on the table while I fucked her throat. She can take it, made no complaints. Put the condom on after about another 5 min of BBBJ and pounded in missionary for about 2 min and had her flip for standing doggy (she has a pretty small booty but wasn't bad) for the next 5 min and blew in the bag. She can take my girth as there was no complaints and didn't even tell me to go slow like almost lot of my other experiences. Overall 7/10 I thought she'd be younger but not bad at all. There's no door BTW it's just a curtain and I liked that LOL.
GoHomeSmiling
03-30-25, 18:07
Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.
BuffaloBear
03-30-25, 22:52
How are you guys doing? I hadn't visited a massage place in a while and hadn't been to Pacifico Spa in a little over a year and a half. Looks like my usual is no longer there and her phone is disconnected, she wasn't the best looking, probably a 5-6/10 but I could get L3 for 1 $ and pound away for the full half or hour. She even let me cum on her ass and tits a few times and gave me a bare camel slide once.
I'm looking for a new spa to hit up and have been seeing SXL and Orange mentioned quite a bit alongside Ashland and some Apartments. For a good BBJ should I stick to apartments or AMPs? Any outstanding Latinas or Asians this time around? Kelly sounds like she could satisfy my Asian MILF fetish but haven't been able to find a good Latin girl. -Bear Down.
I just passed by. Everything looks ok to me.Must have been at the smoke shop next door since their door is busted out and the place is empty. I liked those guys because they waived sales taxes if you paid with cash and were generally pretty friendly, but I knew that there was no way that they were making the rent. Speaking of Orange, the girls have been shaking me down for $250 for BBBJ / CFS and the service hasn't been that great this rotation. Wonder if this is due to girls overlapping with spas that regularly charge a house fee like Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa or I'm just walking around with the word "sucker" written all over my face. I am aware that a house fee is built into charges at flat-rate places.
GeneralObvious
03-31-25, 08:30
A couple of things have to happen. Firstly, she has to be into you. Secondly, you and her have to be the only ones in the spa. You're best bet is to meet a gal you click with, and ask her to come in early. You will have to pad the tip to get providers to come in an hour or so before the other girls arrive.
Not a euphamism. Anyone know any providers with solid enough english to engage in dirty talk during session? Not talking about "yeah baby big dick baby cum baby" stuff, and I'm not mocking anyone's skills because I am monolingual as fuck, but would really like to engage in some hot talk during. Being able to take direction in that regard a positive. Have also had providers with great english but not interested or willing to go beyond "yeah baby" territory. Thanks.
MikeJones1089
03-31-25, 08:58
I think her name was lala, I went to check it out before I went out for some drinks with some friends, lala looked great in the dress and tits popping out looking so juicy. She wanted 2 I hit her with 1. 6 she didn't seem interested, so I just told her ill be back, she accepted 1. 6 but I told her I come back later, she seemed annoyed. W / e after some drinks I came back the other girl answer and she wasn't great skinny with nothing going on. Lala came in and I'm like hey I'm back, she didn't remember me I was like w / e let's get to business. The doorbell rings as I'm using the bathroom and then the other girl was like you want me? I'm like no I want lala, she was like she busy. I thought I was here first WTF, I got annoyed and was like just give me my money back, lala was apologetic and she was don't worry baby I'll take care of you. I should've just fuken left, service was so rushed she sucked some good d with lots of balls licking she rodé me and was like cum for me 3 min I'm like hold up stop rushing slow down; she went faster, at this point, I was like fuked this I was not into it anymore, so switched to mish and angrily just pounded away, she let out some genuine loud moans I just oounded away until I busted. Must of been a total of like 10-15 min.
Her boobs looked. Another better with the dress on she must a been a C cup pushing D? I probably won't repeat again.
I do enjoy a Good massage so maybe I'll just go to princess or enjoy life and see Tina cute little self.
I've texted her before. You get her number from a CL ad.
Between the deposit and everything else being TGTBT, it seemed like a scam to me so I passed.
Hey this number was advertising a traditional Thai massage, and then got a text back with this website, anyone ever experience?
https://marcysinfo.com/
I swear I thought I was trippin.
I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.
At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.
I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.
ConfuciusMan
03-31-25, 12:31
Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.
ChicagoSlave
03-31-25, 14:29
I was finally able to get an appointment with Judy so I made the 3-hour round trip in hopes of some excellent BBBJ and rimming. I rang to get in, paid the 65 door fee and she asked if I wanted a shower. Yep. Took me to the room where I got undressed and then she came back and took me to the table shower room. I thought she looked pretty good. Everyone talks about her age and looks but she doesn't look bad to me. Maybe because I'm an old fart myself.
Anyway, most of the table shower was cleaning out my bhole and balls so I hoped that was a good sign. She dried me off while sucking on my nips and then we went back to the room where I laid face down. No towel offered. Or necessary. Haha.
The massage was not great. She asked if I wanted hard or medium. Perhaps I should have gone with hard. I mean, I'm not here for the massage anyway but I do enjoy a good one. Really, nothing to report on the back massage. Zero teasing. Not much conversation. Also fine. I'm not here for conversation.
So, after 20 minutes or so she goes to get the hot towel. Wipes me down and tells me to flip. Massage starts on my lower legs until she gets up toward my mid section and she starts rubbing my sack and asking. OK? Yeah, for sure. OK with me! She did deliver one of the better L1's that I've had but. Nothing more. There was some nipple play. Ball play. Didn't last long..When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.
ChicagoSlave
03-31-25, 14:54
How does one book an appointment with the famous Judy? I called, no answer. I filled out the form on the website for an appointment, no reply. I tried to walk in one day. She looked very nervous and disheveled. And told me she was busy. If she is really in her 70's, she looks great! But, I'm starting to fear that I'll never get to enjoy her talents. Any tips? Thanks!She opens at 10. Maybe be a walk in? When other walk ins would show up when I was there she would always tell them what time to come back.
ChicagoSlave
03-31-25, 16:25
I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.
(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.
WalkingHard
03-31-25, 17:26
Looks like Mia and Kelly have been getting busy. They have a lot of reviews on the other website. Have they opened there menu? Last time got into a big fight with Kelly over $150 tip for HJ.They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.
Nowhere500
03-31-25, 17:51
When I first saw her she only gave me L1, and that was after she placed my own hand on my cock and then I asked her to do it. But after I went back a couple times, and always tipped her 60, she started to include rimming followed by a really good BBBJ. So I think you just need to go back so she gets to know you.I got rimming and bbj the first time I saw her. I tipped her $60.
I haven't really seen many reports about having two ladies at once. I would love to try this, but mostly would want the girls to really interact with each other too. Anyone experience something like this or recommend a place that would be down for that? Would have to be FS place.
(Edit) Kept reading further back and saw a couple more comments about having two girls. But still haven't heard much about them interacting with each other. Would still love to learn if that's a possibility.Rose Spa Archer Ave. YoYo will do a 3 some with the other girl that not bad looking for $300 for the hour it is a good time.
FellowMonger
03-31-25, 18:54
Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it and listened to the direction I gave when I asked her to bend over or when I was playing with her big jugs. I would consider going back for a quick itch. Ofc not exactly the best bang for your buck but more niche.
I swear I thought I was trippin.
I'm at the BK Drive Through at Archer & Western and there is this cute Asian Girl in the brush picking stuff off the ground. I'm like I swear I know this girl so I pull over and holy shit it's YoYo from Rose Spa. She said they like to eat the fresh Vegetables off the side of the road WOW WOW WOW I offered her a ride back to Rose but she said she isn't allowed and had to get back before they knew she was gone -.
At this point I looked in my rear view mirror and was like I'm done with this game. I texted her and offered to bring her and the other girl a real mean but she just said no need we like to eat this stuff and just come for a visit which I stopped and gave her $100 for no service but this was the end of all ends for me especially after my recent scare with another parlor girl.
I got text to prove it was her this morning and attached is some pics won't allow videos but I swear I thought I was dreaming.Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?
Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?Whoever that is might have been picking greens, but that's one of the last intersections I'd consider given all the pollution. All the same, I've seen one of the monks from the friary at Archer and Damen picking over some godforsaken weeds at the easement on the corner.
Sorry but nothing about this account makes any sense. And having deep D'd Yuyu once that doesn't even look like her from the side. So I'm not sure what this is all about. I mean, looking for "fresh" vegetables on the side of the road?Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.
Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.
ChicagoSlave
03-31-25, 20:32
Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.
But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.
Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.
I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.
Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.
I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.
P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.
JustAMonger
04-01-25, 09:52
Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.
Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.
Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.
OF Charlie
04-01-25, 11:25
Just got back from trying Orange for the first time, and based on comments here, I wanted to see Amy. I was informed that today is her last day there, and when I asked her about it, she told me that she was moving to another place nearby, but didn't tell me where.
But I had a pretty good session with her. Asked for a half hour, but wanted the TS, so was told that I needed an hour for that. Okay, fine. $300. But this was a much different TS experience than I have had before. She got naked too and performed kind of a nuru massage on me. And it lasted forever. Got some BBBJ while on the table too.
Moved back to the room and the massage started. Wasn't happy with the Chinese house music that she played on her phone, but oh well. Ok massage, but she did this weird thing with water in her mouth and making kind of a sucking sound. Sounded like she was wearing scuba gear. I will say this though, she really took her time. There was so much foreplay. And I loved the yummy noises she made during the BBBJ.
I had brought a condom, but before I could grab it she was putting one on me that was already out of the wrapper. Little concerned about that. When the real fun began it was great, but I should tell you that I'm not a particularly big guy down there, so it sort of got lost a bit in that giant cravass of what she would call her vajay-jay. Anyway, I asked if I could CIM, but she wouldn't have it. Had a good finish anyway.
Other than that, I should say I was a little annoyed at all of the spitting she was doing in a bucket throughout the whole session.
I'd give her an 8 out of 10, and would repeat, if? I ever find out where she ends up.
P.S. She doesn't look like the picture on Insta.She is at BP, started today.
Road vegetables. A lot of them are picking dandelions this time of year. This one posted one on her WeChat moments. It was actually a video. But explains why the dandelions are important in a brief caption.Do a solid for your self pull into the parking lot of the Burger King on the corner of Western & Archer and look to the field all the way to the right when you pull in towards Western. Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.
This shit made me questions if they are eating from fields like this what parasites are going inside their bodies. I felt like I've been fucking someone on naked and afraid and I'm officially done after seeing this nasty shit. And whoever is running these spas and making a shit load of money shame on them for not feeding these hard working girls.
Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.
I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.
I realize that some of us live in apartments and are not familiar with the local fauna but this is very early spring with a few things blooming but dandelions are a long way off from being in a position to be picked. Things that are in direct sunlight, shaded from the wind and getting radiant heat from walls are just beginning to sprout not ready to eat.Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.
Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.
Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.
Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.
Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.Maybe this needs to be moved under the "Monger Munchies" thread. Some of you guys can throw out some tips on vacant lots, the random forest preserve or local park overrun with "street veggies", hahaha. That way these chicks aren't picking through cigarette butts, empty ketchup packets and dead pigeons for their "medicine", hahaha.
You know, Whole Foods carries a bunch of the hippie, edible flower crap too. No reason these girls should be picking through overly polluted "gardens". Then again, might be more similar to what's found in the sprawling metropolises of China. Who knows. Shrug.
ConfuciusMan
04-01-25, 21:14
Sounds like they are slow. When market gets tight. Guys start looking for value add. Those girls want to charge more than 150.
They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.
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