sirhumpsalott
05-18-05, 17:50
Hello all,
Bored a few nights ago so decided to try the strip bars that are on Market St. between 5th and 7th ST. First tried the Crazy Horse. Cost $20 admission. Went in and sat down close to the stage upon which a gorgeous black chick was thrusting. She was about an 8 with nice, ample sized ta-ta's. She dances over to me and puts her nicely trimmed box right in my face. I tip her a 5 spot and she spreads even wider, so much so that I could practically see her tonsils!
Anyway, that was her last dance for that set and she told me to wait right there. A few minutes later she comes from the back, sits next to me and asks if I want a private dance? I say yeh and we head to the side room. It's dark and couches line the walls and several are occupied by strippers and customers in various stages of private dance. We take our places on a couch and she proceeds to do her thing. Average lap dance which wasnt really doing anything for me so I ask her is there a more private place. She says yeh but also wants $100 to go back there. I ask her what I would get and she says a longer dance. "Nothing else?", I ask with a coy wink. She says we can discuss that back there, I then ask if the $100 is part of anything extra and she says no. At this point I'm already out $125 so I tell her to forget it and start to get up to leave when I notice that some of my money was kinda sticking halfway out of my pocket....right where her hand is.
Awkward silence from both of us as I'm sure that I secure my money deep in my pockets whenever I visit those places and remember doing so after I gave her the cash for the private dance. I try to remember the lap dance and where her hands were but cannot remember exactly. However, the pissed off dissappointed look on her face says it all for me so I tuck my money back in my pocket and get the hell out of there. She even had the audacity to ask for another tip as I was leaving! I told her to go back to pickpocket school and book out the door before she can cause me any trouble.
Summary: Crazy Horse - Good for a strip bar. ROB joint otherwise. Don't go there looking for anything else.
Went up the street and ducked into L.A. Gals. $20 admission. Small stage and only two girls in the whole joint. One decent looking white, kinda thick in the hips but had a nice rack and one Latina, tall with long legs, nice ass, and nice rack. The white chick was heading for me but the Latina beat her, cool because I was going to pick her anyway. She asks if I want to go in the back with her for a private dance. Yup. So she takes me back to a small room with a couch. She then asks me to put $10 in this small box to make the window go dark so no one can see in. My alarm bells are ringing but I go ahead and do it anyway. She then asks me what exactly I want and if I'm a cop, I tell her F and S and no, i'm not 5-0. She then tells me to pull out my dick which somehow proves to her that I'm a civilian. That settled, she asks for $80, I give her the money and she proceeds to stroke me. So far so good, I grab a condom and she slips it on.
Now for the weird part; She gets up and gets a napkin, unfolds the napkin, pokes a hole through it, then slides it over and onto my lap with my penis sticking through the hole. Sort of like a bib. So I'm sitting there with my cock poking through a napkin when the light goes on in the window. She says that the box needs another $10. At this point I'm just curious to see where this is going so I pop another 10 in the box and tell her to hop on. So she goes through the motions of trying to put me in her but she keeps missing. My alarms are going off again and I kind of have an idea of what she's trying to pull so I tell her to get up and bend over so I can take her from behind. She had a really nice ass with a tattoo of a guys name on one cheek that I seriously wanted to blow a load on.
So she's bent over and insists on guiding me in because she says I'm too big and she wants to control the entry. So she reaches back between her legs and grabs me and then puts me right between her thighs and starts pushing back and forth. Keyword here fellow mongerers is between, not actually in, she was trying to make me believe that I was in the mix when actually my little guy was just being rubbed between her thighs. With that, everything suddenly became clear as I realized that I was being ripped off. "Stop, just stop", I say to her. She's like "What's wrong?". I just look at her and laugh, take the condom off and pull my pants back up. She's just looking at me with this dumb look on her face so I tell her that I do know what pussy feels like and can tell the difference between that and her legs. Again with the dumb look but before I could explain any more, the light goes on in the window. She looks at me and asks if I have another 10 to make the window dark again!
I look at her for like 10 seconds to determine if she was retarded or something. "For what?" I say, "So you can dry hump me some more?" She then apologizes and says that if I put more money in the box that I wouldn't be dissapointed. I tell her forget it, I'm outta here. She then wants to know if she can have my phone number cuz she wants to get with me later, I tell her no, home is the only place where I can NOT get laid in peace, lord only knows how much that would have cost. She then asks me for a tip. I give her another 10 second look then say "Here's a tip, guys aren't as stupid as you seem to think". Then I leave.
Summary - L.A. GALS - ROB JOINT! $20 at the door. $20 to get a private dance. Then once they have you in the back you have to keep putting $10 in the box that keeps the window dark. Girl got $80. The girls also arent' owning up to their side of the bargain and will try to trick you into thinking you're getting laid when actually you are only getting a thigh job. If you've never had pussy before then maybe that'll do but is not for the seasoned cocksman. Another strip bar that's good for only that, otherwise STAY AWAY!
I DON"T recomment this place at all. They will try and rip you off!
So left there and crossed the street to Market ST. Cinema. Again $20 at the door. Lots of girls hanging out in the lobby area scoping me out. I decide to let 'em know what the deal is then check my money roll. I had a couple of Franklins plainly visible to all but decided to hit the on premise ATM up for added impact. I take out another 200, add it to my wad, and head on into the main theatre. The place is huge with movie style seating and TV screens playing pornos. Music is blasting and a girl with the biggest knockers I have ever seen in real life is performing on the main stage. They were huge and she was shaking them in one lucky customers face.
Anyway, due to my monetary display in the lobby, I knew it wouldn't be long before I was approached and sure enough, an Asian girl asks me if I want a private dance in back? She was cute with a tight body and ass. I'm a little gunshy at this point and tell her, "not right now". She goes off and seconds later this little Hispanic beauty comes up to me and asks me if I want a dance? She was about 5'4, beautiful face, petite body and a really nice, firm ass. She was in the standard stripper uniform of glass bottom, spike heels, mini skirt that only covered half her ass, and a small string tank top. Mouth watering, I ask her what exactly I get in the private dance. Without hesitation or batting an eye, she tells me that for two Franklins, I could have her pussy, ass, and mouth. SOLD! I give her the money and we go back to a small room behind the stage. She puts the money in her little purse, raises her skirt, pulls the thong aside, pulls my pants down, then pushes me down onto a small chair. She then gives me some really nice BBBJ. I almost lose it right there so tell her to stop and get on top of me. She hops on and rides me like a champ, nice tight punani and she is really enthusiastic!
"Oi! Oi! Oi!" she cried with each thrust. I love when latina's make that sound. I feel myself starting to lose it again so I tell her to stop, get up, and bend her over the chair for the third input that she promised. She spits on her fingers and rbs the saliva over tiny rear pucker as I hold her asscheeks apart. She then spits on her fingers again and, reaching back between her legs, rubs the saliva all over my cock. Suitably lubed I press against her little rosebud, getting the head in before I stop to give her a chance to relax. She's a trooper though and pushes her ass back onto my cock until I'm all the way in her asshole. After a couple of seconds, she starts sliding her ass back and forth along my cock. I take her cue and begin gently pumping as well. Again she starts making the "Oi" noises and that, plus the tightness of her anus combine to bring me to a very powerful release. We take a few seconds to rest then I pull my dwindling member out of her butt and discard the full condom in the trash. She pulls a napkin out of her purse and wipes me off. We gather ourselves and she asks me if I would like to see her again later that night. I say sure, what time? She is just about to get off and she said she'd only charge me 150 this time around. DEAL! My apartment's not far so I wait for her to change into her street clothes and we leave and walk to my apt. Once in, I pay her and she takes my pants down and starts with another bbbj. I then strip the rest of my clothes off and she takes hers off and we get in the bed. We do mish with her ankles behind her head(!), anal doggy, sideways, and she finishes me off with a very vocal bbfjtcim. She hangs out for a little bit, we share a drink, she gives me her number then leaves.
I have been back to Market St. Cinema a few times after that and have had several different girls there.
Summary - Market Street Cinema - GREAT PLACE! $20 admission. Beutiful girls who don't try and rip you off. They all seem to try and charge $200 but I was able to talk a few of them down to $150. Probably depends on how slow it is. The girls are pretty up front and know what you want and don't have a problem giving it as long as the price is right. I remember one time me and one of the girls were in the back area and there was a pretty asian girl giving a guy a blow job right in front of us!
So if you're into strip clubs that cater to mongers, MSC is your place. Stay away from LA GALS and CRAZY HORSE.
Peace and happy mongering!
Bored a few nights ago so decided to try the strip bars that are on Market St. between 5th and 7th ST. First tried the Crazy Horse. Cost $20 admission. Went in and sat down close to the stage upon which a gorgeous black chick was thrusting. She was about an 8 with nice, ample sized ta-ta's. She dances over to me and puts her nicely trimmed box right in my face. I tip her a 5 spot and she spreads even wider, so much so that I could practically see her tonsils!
Anyway, that was her last dance for that set and she told me to wait right there. A few minutes later she comes from the back, sits next to me and asks if I want a private dance? I say yeh and we head to the side room. It's dark and couches line the walls and several are occupied by strippers and customers in various stages of private dance. We take our places on a couch and she proceeds to do her thing. Average lap dance which wasnt really doing anything for me so I ask her is there a more private place. She says yeh but also wants $100 to go back there. I ask her what I would get and she says a longer dance. "Nothing else?", I ask with a coy wink. She says we can discuss that back there, I then ask if the $100 is part of anything extra and she says no. At this point I'm already out $125 so I tell her to forget it and start to get up to leave when I notice that some of my money was kinda sticking halfway out of my pocket....right where her hand is.
Awkward silence from both of us as I'm sure that I secure my money deep in my pockets whenever I visit those places and remember doing so after I gave her the cash for the private dance. I try to remember the lap dance and where her hands were but cannot remember exactly. However, the pissed off dissappointed look on her face says it all for me so I tuck my money back in my pocket and get the hell out of there. She even had the audacity to ask for another tip as I was leaving! I told her to go back to pickpocket school and book out the door before she can cause me any trouble.
Summary: Crazy Horse - Good for a strip bar. ROB joint otherwise. Don't go there looking for anything else.
Went up the street and ducked into L.A. Gals. $20 admission. Small stage and only two girls in the whole joint. One decent looking white, kinda thick in the hips but had a nice rack and one Latina, tall with long legs, nice ass, and nice rack. The white chick was heading for me but the Latina beat her, cool because I was going to pick her anyway. She asks if I want to go in the back with her for a private dance. Yup. So she takes me back to a small room with a couch. She then asks me to put $10 in this small box to make the window go dark so no one can see in. My alarm bells are ringing but I go ahead and do it anyway. She then asks me what exactly I want and if I'm a cop, I tell her F and S and no, i'm not 5-0. She then tells me to pull out my dick which somehow proves to her that I'm a civilian. That settled, she asks for $80, I give her the money and she proceeds to stroke me. So far so good, I grab a condom and she slips it on.
Now for the weird part; She gets up and gets a napkin, unfolds the napkin, pokes a hole through it, then slides it over and onto my lap with my penis sticking through the hole. Sort of like a bib. So I'm sitting there with my cock poking through a napkin when the light goes on in the window. She says that the box needs another $10. At this point I'm just curious to see where this is going so I pop another 10 in the box and tell her to hop on. So she goes through the motions of trying to put me in her but she keeps missing. My alarms are going off again and I kind of have an idea of what she's trying to pull so I tell her to get up and bend over so I can take her from behind. She had a really nice ass with a tattoo of a guys name on one cheek that I seriously wanted to blow a load on.
So she's bent over and insists on guiding me in because she says I'm too big and she wants to control the entry. So she reaches back between her legs and grabs me and then puts me right between her thighs and starts pushing back and forth. Keyword here fellow mongerers is between, not actually in, she was trying to make me believe that I was in the mix when actually my little guy was just being rubbed between her thighs. With that, everything suddenly became clear as I realized that I was being ripped off. "Stop, just stop", I say to her. She's like "What's wrong?". I just look at her and laugh, take the condom off and pull my pants back up. She's just looking at me with this dumb look on her face so I tell her that I do know what pussy feels like and can tell the difference between that and her legs. Again with the dumb look but before I could explain any more, the light goes on in the window. She looks at me and asks if I have another 10 to make the window dark again!
I look at her for like 10 seconds to determine if she was retarded or something. "For what?" I say, "So you can dry hump me some more?" She then apologizes and says that if I put more money in the box that I wouldn't be dissapointed. I tell her forget it, I'm outta here. She then wants to know if she can have my phone number cuz she wants to get with me later, I tell her no, home is the only place where I can NOT get laid in peace, lord only knows how much that would have cost. She then asks me for a tip. I give her another 10 second look then say "Here's a tip, guys aren't as stupid as you seem to think". Then I leave.
Summary - L.A. GALS - ROB JOINT! $20 at the door. $20 to get a private dance. Then once they have you in the back you have to keep putting $10 in the box that keeps the window dark. Girl got $80. The girls also arent' owning up to their side of the bargain and will try to trick you into thinking you're getting laid when actually you are only getting a thigh job. If you've never had pussy before then maybe that'll do but is not for the seasoned cocksman. Another strip bar that's good for only that, otherwise STAY AWAY!
I DON"T recomment this place at all. They will try and rip you off!
So left there and crossed the street to Market ST. Cinema. Again $20 at the door. Lots of girls hanging out in the lobby area scoping me out. I decide to let 'em know what the deal is then check my money roll. I had a couple of Franklins plainly visible to all but decided to hit the on premise ATM up for added impact. I take out another 200, add it to my wad, and head on into the main theatre. The place is huge with movie style seating and TV screens playing pornos. Music is blasting and a girl with the biggest knockers I have ever seen in real life is performing on the main stage. They were huge and she was shaking them in one lucky customers face.
Anyway, due to my monetary display in the lobby, I knew it wouldn't be long before I was approached and sure enough, an Asian girl asks me if I want a private dance in back? She was cute with a tight body and ass. I'm a little gunshy at this point and tell her, "not right now". She goes off and seconds later this little Hispanic beauty comes up to me and asks me if I want a dance? She was about 5'4, beautiful face, petite body and a really nice, firm ass. She was in the standard stripper uniform of glass bottom, spike heels, mini skirt that only covered half her ass, and a small string tank top. Mouth watering, I ask her what exactly I get in the private dance. Without hesitation or batting an eye, she tells me that for two Franklins, I could have her pussy, ass, and mouth. SOLD! I give her the money and we go back to a small room behind the stage. She puts the money in her little purse, raises her skirt, pulls the thong aside, pulls my pants down, then pushes me down onto a small chair. She then gives me some really nice BBBJ. I almost lose it right there so tell her to stop and get on top of me. She hops on and rides me like a champ, nice tight punani and she is really enthusiastic!
"Oi! Oi! Oi!" she cried with each thrust. I love when latina's make that sound. I feel myself starting to lose it again so I tell her to stop, get up, and bend her over the chair for the third input that she promised. She spits on her fingers and rbs the saliva over tiny rear pucker as I hold her asscheeks apart. She then spits on her fingers again and, reaching back between her legs, rubs the saliva all over my cock. Suitably lubed I press against her little rosebud, getting the head in before I stop to give her a chance to relax. She's a trooper though and pushes her ass back onto my cock until I'm all the way in her asshole. After a couple of seconds, she starts sliding her ass back and forth along my cock. I take her cue and begin gently pumping as well. Again she starts making the "Oi" noises and that, plus the tightness of her anus combine to bring me to a very powerful release. We take a few seconds to rest then I pull my dwindling member out of her butt and discard the full condom in the trash. She pulls a napkin out of her purse and wipes me off. We gather ourselves and she asks me if I would like to see her again later that night. I say sure, what time? She is just about to get off and she said she'd only charge me 150 this time around. DEAL! My apartment's not far so I wait for her to change into her street clothes and we leave and walk to my apt. Once in, I pay her and she takes my pants down and starts with another bbbj. I then strip the rest of my clothes off and she takes hers off and we get in the bed. We do mish with her ankles behind her head(!), anal doggy, sideways, and she finishes me off with a very vocal bbfjtcim. She hangs out for a little bit, we share a drink, she gives me her number then leaves.
I have been back to Market St. Cinema a few times after that and have had several different girls there.
Summary - Market Street Cinema - GREAT PLACE! $20 admission. Beutiful girls who don't try and rip you off. They all seem to try and charge $200 but I was able to talk a few of them down to $150. Probably depends on how slow it is. The girls are pretty up front and know what you want and don't have a problem giving it as long as the price is right. I remember one time me and one of the girls were in the back area and there was a pretty asian girl giving a guy a blow job right in front of us!
So if you're into strip clubs that cater to mongers, MSC is your place. Stay away from LA GALS and CRAZY HORSE.
Peace and happy mongering!