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Joshua Falken
08-20-20, 11:25
I've heard about "Casey". I met Michelle because she was the serious girlfriend of a kid I grew up with in Ormond. Not from STG or Erotic Monkey or such. I think she used the name Casey between beach house terms of residency though, not before her first time staying here. She brushed her teeth alot? LOL.
As for me referring to her as being clean? I meant her pussy, not her blood chemistry, you obnoxious English Falkland Island twit. LOL.
Tally Ho!Whoa, you're going to be struck by lightening mate, calling another man obnoxious, LOL!
Whoa, you're going to be struck by lightening mate, calling another man obnoxious, LOL!First of all, I've been struck by lightning a few times, literally. But that's a drinking story! Secondly, I was just jokin'! You know I love you you bloody asshole! LOL.
Ok, it seems we are having issues with some members give crap to other members for this, that and the other. Geesh, can't we all just get along, and practice safe mongering. If you disagree with a poster, PM that poster, and not publically. If you don't like a report, skip over it, and move on. Life is too short, and pussy is too good to fight over trivial comments, posts etc. But hey, this is just my opinion and what the hell do I know about mongering since 1975.
My name is Newagain, and I support this message!
Mongerlicious
08-22-20, 13:49
Ok, it seems we are having issues with some members give crap to other members for this, that and the other. Geesh, can't we all just get along, and practice safe mongering. If you disagree with a poster, PM that poster, and not publically. If you don't like a report, skip over it, and move on. Life is too short, and pussy is too good to fight over trivial comments, posts etc. But hey, this is just my opinion and what the hell do I know about mongering since 1975.
My name is Newagain, and I support this message!I believe in full transparency. Kind of the thing about light being the greatest disinfectant so when you clearly ignore other posts giving the info you are seeking why post asking for that info? Just RTFF. I have noticed that about you particularly and have called you out a few times for that misdemeanor. LOL 1975 I was serving my country and the pussy was free at that age but you tend to take senility to another level when you continue to post without having read the relevant posts that preceded your interrogatory. The post about Robin and TOFTT when BeachRunner51 actually posted 3 days before you is a symptom of a different issue. I agree with Duster4 who stated that maybe you should actually think before you post.
Maybe you stop being the post police and worry about your self. I too was serving my country in 75, so don't think you are above anyone else on the boards. Some times we post without reading eveything because we have other stuff in our lives.
For the foreseable future, you ignore me, and I will gladly ignore you, as you clearly have it out for some. Live, let live and let the admin do the adminstrating. From this point forward, I will simply ignore you, please do the same to me.
I believe in full transparency. Kind of the thing about light being the greatest disinfectant so when you clearly ignore other posts giving the info you are seeking why post asking for that info? Just RTFF. I have noticed that about you particularly and have called you out a few times for that misdemeanor. LOL 1975 I was serving my country and the pussy was free at that age but you tend to take senility to another level when you continue to post without having read the relevant posts that preceded your interrogatory. The post about Robin and TOFTT when BeachRunner51 actually posted 3 days before you is a symptom of a different issue. I agree with Duster4 who stated that maybe you should actually think before you post.
TechSticles
08-23-20, 16:51
..LOL 1975 I was serving my country and the pussy was free at that age but you tend to take senility to another level when you continue to post without having read the relevant posts that preceded your interrogatory. .I guess everyone needs to stand up and put their fucking hand over their heart while the flag goes by.
What does your service to the country have to do with his posts?
Mongerlicious
08-23-20, 17:09
I guess everyone needs to stand up and put their fucking hand over their heart while the flag goes by.
What does your service to the country have to do with his posts?I know that's a big word but the point was. That he was mongering in 1975 and I was 19 and pussy for me was free and that was the point- so take your jack ass opinion and keep it to yourself. Maybe if you had the ability to interpret instead of flying into some off the wall shit you would get it.
Mongerlicious
08-23-20, 17:13
I guess everyone needs to stand up and put their fucking hand over their heart while the flag goes by.
What does your service to the country have to do with his posts?I noticed that you have had your PM privileges revoked LOL that usually means that you don't play well with others and have a tendency to be a complete asshole in PM's. So now you just weigh in and be an asshole here?
I guess everyone needs to stand up and put their fucking hand over their heart while the flag goes by.
What does your service to the country have to do with his posts?Half Right! ! ! Face! . . .
T-Man.
Maybe you stop being the post police and worry about your self. This describes Mongerlicious to a T. Dude has paid for more pussy than anyone one else on this site and now he thinks he has admins privileges and is supposed to monitor the boards like a hall monitor. He should just stfu and keep his two cents that he throws into every single post that he doesn't like. No one wants his elite status member opinion about EVERYTHING, LOL.
Have you ever noticed the page numbers on a thread? So I was looking at the escort review thread and decided to go to "last". Wow what the heck. Went back 6 or 7 years someone talking about a streetwalker named Raven and someone talking about fisting. On about page 290 or so someone had a review of Tara. What a shock to just suddenly randomly see that. Now most reviewers had backpage links in their reviews which are obviously no good any more. But this review had actual photos of Tara. Dang I almost cried when I saw those (exaggerating here) but seriously starting feelings of missing her. Last I saw her she was pregnant and sometime after that unfortunately she was on mugshots not good at all. She was my favorite at that time and the only one I was even seeing (before the pregnancy). We had so much fun. I don't know what became of her after that but I hope somehow things worked out for her but it would be a miracle. Real name was Jenn.
Mongerlicious
08-24-20, 07:39
This describes Mongerlicious to a T. Dude has paid for more pussy than anyone one else on this site and now he thinks he has admins privileges and is supposed to monitor the boards like a hall monitor. He should just stfu and keep his two cents that he throws into every single post that he doesn't like. No one wants his elite status member opinion about EVERYTHING, LOL.Did I knock you up because out of your 15 posts 5 of them are you wandering over from Orlando to try and get my attention. If I whispered sweet nothings in your ear while I was pounding you I can assure you that I was lying. Oh and for the record; this site is ALL ABOUT guys paying for pussy so if I have paid for more than anyone on here. Well mission accomplished I suppose and I consider my self lucky to have the means to do so. I really need to quit screwing Orlando dipshits when I get too drunk and making promises of eternal love LOL.
Didn't notice it, and didn't. Read later posts on this thread, you may be surprised just how "Loved" you are.
I noticed that you have had your PM privileges revoked LOL that usually means that you don't play well with others and have a tendency to be a complete asshole in PM's. So now you just weigh in and be an asshole here?
Have you ever noticed the page numbers on a thread? So I was looking at the escort review thread and decided to go to "last". Wow what the heck. Went back 6 or 7 years someone talking about a streetwalker named Raven and someone talking about fisting. On about page 290 or so someone had a review of Tara. What a shock to just suddenly randomly see that. Now most reviewers had backpage links in their reviews which are obviously no good any more. But this review had actual photos of Tara. Dang I almost cried when I saw those (exaggerating here) but seriously starting feelings of missing her. Last I saw her she was pregnant and sometime after that unfortunately she was on mugshots not good at all. She was my favorite at that time and the only one I was even seeing (before the pregnancy). We had so much fun. I don't know what became of her after that but I hope somehow things worked out for her but it would be a miracle. Real name was Jenn.Was really great! She was a lot a fun. Last time I saw her was in a hot tub at the Fountain. But she had stuff swirling in her little blonde head that troubled her. Some said she was freaked out because she was afraid she was a lesbian. Whatever it was she did jump from the top of that condominium under construction on the river at Seabreeze to her death back in the 90's wasn't it?
Didn't notice it, and didn't. Read later posts on this thread, you may be surprised just how "Loved" you are.Mongerlicious is too dumb to see and realize how "loved" he really is. A few members agree on his shit attitude and his response is to pick fights with them, LOL. His personal life must be really lacking if he acts this way to random people on the internet and when every physical and emotional encounter he has is with a working girl. I'd be jaded too and lash out like a child like he does. LOL.
Joshua Falken
08-28-20, 00:11
Four years ago when this delight.
Placed an ad that caught my sight;.
She quickly agreed by message sent.
To be this Wednesday's ornament;.
So silky smooth her skin so fair,
The flowing tresses of her hair;
From Brevard to Ormond Beach Im drawn,
So far to go, I start at dawn;
But what a way to spend the day,
Some BJ, a face sit, and then a lay;
And because I like that booty view,
We did a little doggie too;
Shes quite flexible, light and free,
With legs held high like Liberty;
A perfect escort, greatly skilled,
Leaves me breathless, spent and fulfilled;
After the game play, we hopped into the RW Mobile and headed down to the Olive Garden on ISB for some lunch. It's been two months at least since I last visited Dana so a date was long overdue. As always, great comms and she was ready and waiting when I arrived. As usual, I hit the Dunkin on Granada to get a coffee for the drive back.
https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/younger-isnt-always-better/990940280171
The poem is plagiarized from the work of a well known author. If you think you know the poem and author, respond in the Coffee Bar.I think you've out done yourself this time mate! I've just spent a couple of hours pouring through my best poetry sources. I've barely scratched the surface and I already have a list of eleven worthy candidates.
My best guess so far is "A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed" by Jonathan Swift, though I am far from confident in this response. And as always, I'll share my list of candidates once someone has answered correctly.
Cheers!
RoadWarrior2K
08-28-20, 17:59
I think you've out done yourself this time mate! I've just spent a couple of hours pouring through my best poetry sources. I've barely scratched the surface and I already have a list of eleven worthy candidates.
My best guess so far is "A Beautiful Young Nymph Going to Bed" by Jonathan Swift, though I am far from confident in this response. And as always, I'll share my list of candidates once someone has answered correctly.
Cheers!Had I chosen WindowWasher as a screen name, the initials would be WW. In addition, the last word in 13 of the lines matches the original.
Joshua Falken
08-28-20, 19:22
Well then, 'tis surely "She Was a Phantom of Delight" by William Wordsworth.
This poem hadn't made my list yet, but "To a Highland Girl" by William Wordsworth had. As I was checking its rhyming words, I noted the authors name. Then I started pouring through all of Wordsworth's work until I found the right one.
Other poems that made my list were: Snow-Bound, Auguries of Innocence, Alone, A Poison Tree, Ode to Liberty, Character of the Happy Warrior, Alone (Poe), My Last Duchess, A Happy Man, To His Coy Mistress, and On Imagination.
A funny follow-on to the Jordan vs AllOutLife saga: I sent Jordan a text saying "Okay baby, I need to hear your side of this story, LOL!" and attached a screenshot of AllOutLife's review.
We then text back and forth; me questioning her on the bizarre details and she explaining her side of the story. And finally:
Jordan- The review before him was real as fuck the guy who said 'wee lass' lmfao.
Me- Yeah, I knew that one was real!
I lmfao too. I wonder who the wee lass thought she was texting with, and why she was willing to give them so much info? LOL.
Cheers!
RoadWarrior2K
08-28-20, 22:51
Well then, 'tis surely "She Was a Phantom of Delight" by William Wordsworth.
This poem hadn't made my list yet, but "To a Highland Girl" by William Wordsworth had. As I was checking its rhyming words, I noted the authors name. Then I started pouring through all of Wordsworth's work until I found the right one.
Other poems that made my list were: Snow-Bound, Auguries of Innocence, Alone, A Poison Tree, Ode to Liberty, Character of the Happy Warrior, Alone (Poe), My Last Duchess, A Happy Man, To His Coy Mistress, and On Imagination.
A funny follow-on to the Jordan vs AllOutLife saga: I sent Jordan a text saying "Okay baby, I need to hear your side of this story, LOL!" and attached a screenshot of AllOutLife's review.
We then text back and forth; me questioning her on the bizarre details and she explaining her side of the story. And finally:
Jordan- The review before him was real as fuck the guy who said 'wee lass' lmfao.
Me- Yeah, I knew that one was real!
I lmfao too. I wonder who the wee lass thought she was texting with, and why she was willing to give them so much info? LOL.
Cheers!When I was a high school senior, I was the yearbook editor and chose two lines from this poem to augment the photo of the teacher to whom the yearbook was dedicated, giving full credit to Wordsworth of course.
I was just thinking about this last night.
T-Man.
Has passed away. Or so it would seem. Anybody know if hes still with us or has he quit shaving his balls? LOL.
BabyLight333
09-05-20, 10:15
Has passed away. Or so it would seem. Anybody know if hes still with us or has he quit shaving his balls? LOL.Still around and going strong. Chatted with him the other day.
Joshua Falken
09-05-20, 20:59
Its the header in her post on STG plain to see. Wouldn't an experienced monger of such fine taste such as yourself pretty much know it was going to be a rush job pretty much on par with a sidestreet parking lot head service "session" ? At least you avoided her constantly starting and stopping due to "paranoia"! LOL.
Perhaps its an idea to make crystal clear to the wee lass the next time you are met with a similar situation is that you expect your full time with all of the activities alphabet you expect before the expected marios change hands as well as gargling noises during head service if that's what you like. Make it like you're ordering off a menu!
She does look pretty tasty in her pics so I can understand the little head doing the thinking here. Afterall, my chiding the irrepressible Talkin'Falken is all in fun, . But damn man, clarity can prevent unfulfilled dreams most every time. Unless she's just useless.
Just my 02 cents.Why did your shit post after RoadWarrior? Are you on moderation again? LOL.
So I think you made a few reasonable points there.
Its the header in her post on STG plain to see. Wouldn't an experienced monger of such fine taste such as yourself pretty much know it was going to be a rush job pretty much on par with a sidestreet parking lot head service "session" ? At least you avoided her constantly starting and stopping due to "paranoia"! LOL.I visited the lass a few days prior to that ad. I just linked her most recent ad for my report. But now that you mention it, a car date might not be a bad way to enjoy this lass. If it were 80 quid or less, I would seriously consider it. I do love that body she's got.
Perhaps its an idea to make crystal clear to the wee lass the next time you are met with a similar situation is that you expect your full time with all of the activities alphabet you expect before the expected marios change hands as well as gargling noises during head service if that's what you like. Make it like you're ordering off a menu!I agree with you (ouch) in principle that clear and concise communication is part of the answer (the other part is her attitude). As you know, you cannot be too explicit when setting up a first meeting, or she will likely do to you what Nina just did to Sunny (see Escort Reports #4450). But yes, if I ever go back for seconds, I will plainly express my expectations.
She does look pretty tasty in her pics so I can understand the little head doing the thinking here. Afterall, my chiding the irrepressible Talkin'Falken is all in fun, . But damn man, clarity can prevent unfulfilled dreams most every time. Unless she's just useless.Yes, all in fun you truculent bastard.
RoadWarrior2K
09-06-20, 17:46
Why did your shit post after RoadWarrior? Are you on moderation again? LOL.
So I think you made a few reasonable points there.
I visited the lass a few days prior to that ad. I just linked her most recent ad for my report. But now that you mention it, a car date might not be a bad way to enjoy this lass. If it were 80 quid or less, I would seriously consider it. I do love that body she's got.
I agree with you (ouch) in principle that clear and concise communication is part of the answer (the other part is her attitude). As you know, you cannot be too explicit when setting up a first meeting, or she will likely do to you what Nina just did to Sunny (see Escort Reports #4450). But yes, if I ever go back for seconds, I will plainly express my expectations.
Yes, all in fun you truculent bastard.My vocabulary has been enriched once again.
I'm no longer on moderation! [Deleted by Admin]
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I'm not sure where you got that idea you will never be removed from moderation and you are also restricted from quoting and commenting other members posts.
A2
Just as the party is stating to get good the asshole who wasn't invited shows up! LMAO.
I think he's nothing but a drunk!
T-Man.
Mongerlicious
09-12-20, 17:51
I am not really sure why all of these idiots from orlando come out of the wood work protesting the disclosure that OC Nikki is again looking for clients; especially this one who wrote a ripoff review about her last year and now he's "white knighting" her all over my PM's and email (which I will now be getting rid of bc he gave it out to others to harass me) Don't they have enough pussy in orlando or maybe they like the cheap car date stuff and like one PM to me said "we want to keep her donations low so don't be giving her number out to a bunch of guys" I swear you can't make this shit up. I only saw OC Nikki 2-3 times but you can bet the ranch I won't be seeing her ever again; not with these kinds of fools hanging around monitoring what goes on in her working girl life.
Nudeed Nudeed is offline.
Senior Member.
Original Nikki.
A word of warning for those that still see the original NIkki, who was from Orange City. On Sunday I received a request from her asking for a meet, saying she needed some money for a Mothers day present for her Mother. We set up a time for 11:30 AM so she could screw than go out to chew with the family. Well 11;30 comes and goes with a text around 12:00 saying she's running late. She arrives at my location around 12:30 PM. We talked for a couple of minutes as she gets some texts from her Mom about going to eat. Well to shorten the story I suggest that she goes out with the family and we can meet after. She smiles, agrees and I walk her to the door and give each other a good bye kiss. This is where I fucked up. I asked her how much money she had for her gift. She replies about $5. So I went and retrieved her donation and handed it to her, saying get something nice and we'll get together later. She says thank you and I'll be back around six. Well that time comes and goes and I finally text her around 7:00 PM. Says they are just leaving the restaurant. I went out and did a couple of errands, and on the way home I see her pull onto her street at about 7:50 PM. I figure that she will be texting me. At about 8:10 PM I text her and get no reply. I wait a little while and send another text asking if I was wrong to front her the money. Still no reply. The attached screen shot is from Monday morning. I tried one last time this afternoon asking if she would like to talk. Surprise no reply. So I'm fucked out of a donation without a screwing. We've been seeing each other regularly since November, and seemed to have had a good rapport. So lesson learned don't try to be a nice guy.
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I am not really sure why all of these idiots from orlando come out of the wood work protesting the disclosure that OC Nikki is again looking for clients; especially this one who wrote a ripoff review about her last year and now he's "white knighting" her all over my PM's and email (which I will now be getting rid of bc he gave it out to others to harass me) Don't they have enough pussy in orlando or maybe they like the cheap car date stuff and like one PM to me said "we want to keep her donations low so don't be giving her number out to a bunch of guys" I swear you can't make this shit up. I only saw OC Nikki 2-3 times but you can bet the ranch I won't be seeing her ever again; not with these kinds of fools hanging around monitoring what goes on in her working girl life.
Nudeed Nudeed is offline.
Senior Member.
Original Nikki.
A word of warning for those that still see the original NIkki, who was from Orange City. On Sunday I received a request from her asking for a meet, saying she needed some money for a Mothers day present for her Mother. We set up a time for 11:30 AM so she could screw than go out to chew with the family. Well 11;30 comes and goes with a text around 12:00 saying she's running late. She arrives at my location around 12:30 PM. We talked for a couple of minutes as she gets some texts from her Mom about going to eat. Well to shorten the story I suggest that she goes out with the family and we can meet after. She smiles, agrees and I walk her to the door and give each other a good bye kiss. This is where I fucked up. I asked her how much money she had for her gift. She replies about $5. So I went and retrieved her donation and handed it to her, saying get something nice and we'll get together later. She says thank you and I'll be back around six. Well that time comes and goes and I finally text her around 7:00 PM. Says they are just leaving the restaurant. I went out and did a couple of errands, and on the way home I see her pull onto her street at about 7:50 PM. I figure that she will be texting me. At about 8:10 PM I text her and get no reply. I wait a little while and send another text asking if I was wrong to front her the money. Still no reply. The attached screen shot is from Monday morning. I tried one last time this afternoon asking if she would like to talk. Surprise no reply. So I'm fucked out of a donation without a screwing. We've been seeing each other regularly since November, and seemed to have had a good rapport. So lesson learned don't try to be a nice guy.
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Click image for larger version.The post that you copied is correct at the time. And as I told you she had made up for it. She also chose to get out of the industry for a while. She had contacted some of her previous regulars choosing to stay UUTR. However you decided to post and disseminate her information without her knowledge. When I asked you about this you stated that she isn't UTR, so how do you decide that for her? As for the "Idiots" it's Idiots like you that make think they can do as they please that drive away providers.
Horn Dog Too
09-13-20, 09:55
Really not my place to butt in on someone elses feud. I'm really curious though to see the pics / thumbnails and Nikki's ads if possible. Couldn't find anything on STG. Nudeed, while you are probably like me, a trusting and nice guy: You really fucked up giving a hooker money in advance, even though it was for a noble cause. Having said that, I did it myself a couple of times, but I knew she would come through as a trusted provider and "friend" which she did. Best of luck in getting your time back from her. But still, how about posting the photos? Cheers all.
Mongerlicious
09-13-20, 11:06
The post that you copied is correct at the time. And as I told you she had made up for it. She also chose to get out of the industry for a while. She had contacted some of her previous regulars choosing to stay UUTR. However you decided to post and disseminate her information without her knowledge. When I asked you about this you stated that she isn't UTR, so how do you decide that for her? As for the "Idiots" it's Idiots like you that make think they can do as they please that drive away providers.That's the sound of your logic crashing to the floor. You idiot; I have not seen this girl for well over a year and SHE reached out to me with a text giving me a new number and saying that it was her "WORK NUMBER" - so what the fuck do you think. That I was the only guy she sent her new number out to? She did the same fucking thing everyone of these girls do. They reach deep into their list of every guy's number that they have ever had sex with and they reach out looking for business. She NEVER indicated to NOT share it bc quite frankly I assumed that in these days and times she needed clients. And for the record when I first saw her it was bc her number was being passed around in the deltona thread. So if there is a UTR switch that they turn on and off well I don't live in that fantasy world.
Mongerlicious
09-13-20, 13:22
Really not my place to butt in on someone elses feud. I'm really curious though to see the pics / thumbnails and Nikki's ads if possible. Couldn't find anything on STG. Nudeed, while you are probably like me, a trusting and nice guy: You really fucked up giving a hooker money in advance, even though it was for a noble cause. Having said that, I did it myself a couple of times, but I knew she would come through as a trusted provider and "friend" which she did. Best of luck in getting your time back from her. But still, how about posting the photos? Cheers all.He did it also with Veronica if my memory serves me correctly; after he touted her in the forum for being this really fine ass UTR. Well she turned out to be a thief so go figure what his real deal is. And I am not sure but I am guessing Nikki's pic is somewhere in this forum bc it was passed around quite a lot.
That's the sound of your logic crashing to the floor. You idiot; I have not seen this girl for well over a year and SHE reached out to me with a text giving me a new number and saying that it was her "WORK NUMBER" - so what the fuck do you think. That I was the only guy she sent her new number out to? She did the same fucking thing everyone of these girls do. They reach deep into their list of every guy's number that they have ever had sex with and they reach out looking for business. She NEVER indicated to NOT share it bc quite frankly I assumed that in these days and times she needed clients. And for the record when I first saw her it was bc her number was being passed around in the deltona thread. So if there is a UTR switch that they turn on and off well I don't live in that fantasy world.Maybe she did reach out to you but you haven't had the nads to let her know who you are. If you had meet her it must have been lack luster, otherwise she would have an idea who you are. If you read me reply I stated that she had reached out to former clients. If you weren't sure of her status clearly stated to me that she wished to stay UTR, then the respectable thing would have been to ask. But you obviously take it upon yourself to decide a providers status. By the way for those that may get her info from the Jack Ass don't bother trying to contact her, because she isn't going to see anyone now.
He did it also with Veronica if my memory serves me correctly; after he touted her in the forum for being this really fine ass UTR. Well she turned out to be a thief so go figure what his real deal is. And I am not sure but I am guessing Nikki's pic is somewhere in this forum bc it was passed around quite a lot.Guess you need to go back to school for reading lessons. My only post about Veronica was the rip off report. Try again.
Mongerlicious
09-13-20, 22:41
Maybe she did reach out to you but you haven't had the nads to let her know who you are. If you had meet her it must have been lack luster, otherwise she would have an idea who you are. If you read me reply I stated that she had reached out to former clients. If you weren't sure of her status clearly stated to me that she wished to stay UTR, then the respectable thing would have been to ask. But you obviously take it upon yourself to decide a providers status. By the way for those that may get her info from the Jack Ass don't bother trying to contact her, because she isn't going to see anyone now.LOL wow how old are you anyway? Yeah it was lackluster lmao is that all that have. My memorable car date performance? This is the hardest I have seen a few guys try to keep a working girl from getting more business; are you guys that desperate to keep her at a $50 car date that you will wage a campaign? I mean the profile with zero posts that PM'd me to say that Nikki was an IV user. OK like I said previously; I have not seen Nikki in well over a year and this shit is getting old bc I did not decide her status. She decides it herself every time she agrees to climb in the back of a vehicle and clearly you and your merry band of knuckleheads are only too too happy to keep her desperate for your $50. I don't waste time in Deltona any more for good reasons just like this one.
Mamba out!
BannerMan69
09-14-20, 12:57
Very pretty girl, very, nice long hair, good attitude.
Yes you upfront the money then hounded her phone all day, you got very rude as well, can't do that and expect a good time.
She's been UTR exclusive for around a year, for whatever reasons.
I forget who has it but there is a pornhub video of her, well worth the watch.
Again very pretty girl, nice rack, short as well, beautiful hair, has some graffiti on her, (tats).
Joshua Falken
09-20-20, 16:25
Like many here, I divide my mongering between repeat visits and novel encounters, always on the lookout for that connection that makes me want to visit a provider routinely (like my muse Niina). But providers these days are making it exceedingly challenging to include them in any stable rotation. After being ghosted by Luna recently, I was going back through the burner and marveling at how many times I've been stood up on first meets; more than fifty percent of the time in the past two months. On repeat dates that number drops to near zero, but when you are chasing new experiences, that doesn't really help, does it?
A brief interlude: Can you imagine the chaos if legitimate providers in Volusia County were deposit-only? Would we all lose a fortune to ghosting? Would the more lucid providers get their shit together and honor their commitments? Would some mechanism for redress emerge, other than negative reviews? However it shook out, it would be effing bedlam for a while. But I digress.
I really don't like writing about time-wasters. Given their tumultuous lives, disparate responsibilities, and various addictions, all providers are inflicted with the ghosting bug to one degree or another. Therefore, I typically don't engage in, nor support, habitual reporting on time wasters. I prefer to briefly insert them as a prelude to a successful encounter. You know, like "So after being stood up by Deltona Starr, my love-hate relationship with wee Kate was further complicated by our best bedroom tussle yet," or "After Alana abruptly ended our amorous prospects by going crickets, I reached out to Sierra, Layla's blonde girlfriend with the smoking hot body, who was more than willing to do a qv on the night in question," or most recently, "As I was sitting in a Beach St parking lot, 20 minutes and 4 texts into a proper ghosting by the wee lass Luna, who should ping me with a rare incall but the wee lass Jess". All true, BTW, though in Alana's defense, she hadn't fully committed to the date before going silent.
In post's #657 (Thing 1) through #684 (The Fourth Thing) in this channel (or is this a thread RoadWarrior, I can never keep them straight), we heavily discussed the ghosting epidemic and mitigation strategies, so if you are new to the sport I would take the time to give them a read. In those posts I espoused the importance of being a known quantity, which isn't very feasible when setting up a first encounter. We also discussed the advantages of being her most lucrative customer. This is tough to do financially of course, but also experientially. Who wants to drop 200 quid on an hour long first date, only to learn that a qv would have been more than enough?
Such are the tribulations I am having with the greatest wasters of my time over the past month, the aforementioned Luna and Starr (Deltona). Both have set multiple dates with me. Both have vectored me in to some nearby staging location, and both have gone incommunicado every single time. So congrats ladies. You've been such accomplished and prodigious wasters of my time that you collectively merit your very own post. And with these two, you can't even throw more money at the problem, since both are typically car date-only, and who would spring for a hotel room for such unreliable providers?
So to paraphrase Mongerlicious from his space opera reply, hats off to those mongers like Bonghit420 who have successfully visited either of these two (Starr in his case). And whoever has actually seen Luna in flagrante delicto, please get off your ass and write about it, LOL.
So take this post for what it is. Just another jilted monger salving his bruised ego and venting his frustrations with the more irritating aspects of our favorite hobby. And who am I to complain really, since Luna's latest transgression landed me in bed with wee Jess! But that, my friends, is another story.
Cheers!
Links in order of appearance above:
Niina: http://archive.ph/Td22a.
Luna: https://archive.ph/gJ8WQ.
Deltona Starr: https://archive.ph/qzEsV.
Kate: https://archive.ph/JMLxo.
Alana: https://archive.ph/NNajr.
Sierra (and Layla): https://archive.ph/wtVNw.
Jess: https://archive.ph/wip/qVyVC.
The top reason why girls charge more and more, ghost us, make us wait and wait, give shit performances and all the other shit they do to us (or don't do to us) is because we (the clients) are so horrible that they can't stand to be in the same room with us let along suck, fuck, cuddle, kiss, or even look at our nasty asses! I mean, I have had so many basically tell me this to my face about "the clients" being stupid, can't hold a conversation, smelled and are cheap, think their tits and pussy are made of rubber, slobber when trying to kiss them, bite their clits trying to DATY them and basically don't have a clue how to fuck them, talk to them or even understand how to park their cars according to simple directions.
"A 12 year old could fuck me better" said one former provider I used to know!
Also its the reason they all do the candy. The unanimous survey says that without candy none of them would be able to stomach ANY of us! Well, except for me, that is! (seriously though, I ESPECIALLY make them want to vomit as much as any of you! Hahahahaha!
"I have to be wasted out of my mind to fuck these losers" said one very popular provider you all rave about!
I just think its all hilarious!
Joshua Falken
09-25-20, 00:06
So to recap, a few nights after my most recent encounter with the wee lass Kate, I got to thinking about that whole five minute warning thing they do. So, like any good researcher, I decided to seek out data and reached out to 18 different providers I knew well (and one I wanted to know well) sending them each the following text:
"Hey baby, in your opinion, what is the most common reason a provider (not necessarily you) says "let me know when you're 5 minutes away"?
Of the 19 ladies polled, 8 eventually replied, which is significantly more than I'd hoped for, so not bad. These were the responses I received in ascending order of complexity of thought.
Provider 1: So they can be ready for you when you get there.
Provider 2: To make sure they're ready when you get there babe.
Provider 3: Put the dog away or something LOL hey you want to play?
Provider 4: Just to know to be ready for me. Sorry for just answering now LOL.
Provider 5: For me it's so I make sure I am put together, room is ready and in some cases, to make sure any company has left LOL no problem love. Anything else?
Provider 6: So you can do the final preparation for somebody being in your home such as smoke a cigarette real quick you never know if the other person smokes or not so I try to do that some people get high so they want to do some dope right before you get there. You are the reason but usually just for the preparation are you coming. Put dogs up etc.
(I thank her and promise to keep her anonymous.)
OK and I don't mind if it's not anonymous I don't matter what are your plans tonight?
Provider 7: Just so they can be ready and finish up whatever they were doing and you know just not surprised I guess that's my reasons. You know if I was doing my makeup or just anything I would like to be done I know at least my time frame I have and whatnot.
(I thank her for her response.)
Haha no problem, that would my reasoning. Just like for instance if your buddy was picking you up you would maybe ask him to let you know when he's on his way or getting close if not an exact time already provided just so when he arrives you can have shoes on and everything ready to go.
Provider 8: So that if she has company she can have them leave before her call arrives. Nine times out of ten they have a boyfriend that they're trying to get rid of or out of the room before their call gets there in my experience I have a girlfriend so it's not the same it is but it isn't. Why do you ask?
(I explain why I ask.)
Oh okay well I'm 90% sure it's so that they can get rid of their significant other rather than be a boyfriend or a girlfriend or it could just be company that they had hanging out but that's why. Course not many people are going to be honest with you and tell you the true reason why they're going to say so that they can make sure they're ready blah blah blah. Try saying that you're 5 minutes away and actually be there and see what happens watch your surroundings see if I'm right.
I'm just saying. Nine times out of ten I'm right when it comes to these kind of things. Are you interested in seeing me tonight or you just wanted to ask me that question?
(I just wanted to ask that question.)
I'm not sure I'm any smarter after reading these, probably because they are all true to some degree, but I did find them interesting. I've always been fascinated by the parallel shadow world these ladies occupy, so I enjoy these occasional glimpses through the looking glass.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
09-25-20, 00:24
"A 12 year old could fuck me better" said one former provider I used to know! If that happened to me I'm not sure I'd have the stones to admit it. Check out some instructional vids on youtube.
If that happened to me I'm not sure I'd have the stones to admit it. Check out some instructional vids on youtube.Wasn't talking about me brother. She was talking about clients in general. Its funny the stories you hear when you host a hooker for a few weeks the way I have.
Nice work Mr Falken. I didn't see any response there that would make me say "hmmm". Very typical responses. I could add a few of my own, but why bother, I ain't no provider!! Well, I do provide a bit of humor when I drop my skivvies, but I digress. Thanks for putting in the time, and wow, ask a question, get a proposition to play to boot! We must share a beer together some time soon.
So to recap, a few nights after my most recent encounter with the wee lass Kate, I got to thinking about that whole five minute warning thing they do. So, like any good researcher, I decided to seek out data and reached out to 18 different providers I knew well (and one I wanted to know well) sending them each the following text:
"Hey baby, in your opinion, what is the most common reason a provider (not necessarily you) says "let me know when you're 5 minutes away"?
Of the 19 ladies polled, 8 eventually replied, which is significantly more than I'd hoped for, so not bad. These were the responses I received in ascending order of complexity of thought.
Provider 1: So they can be ready for you when you get there.
Provider 2: To make sure they're ready when you get there babe.
Provider 3: Put the dog away or something LOL hey you want to play?
Provider 4: Just to know to be ready for me. Sorry for just answering now LOL.
Provider 5: For me it's so I make sure I am put together, room is ready and in some cases, to make sure any company has left LOL no problem love. Anything else?
Provider 6: So you can do the final preparation for somebody being in your home such as smoke a cigarette real quick you never know if the other person smokes or not so I try to do that some people get high so they want to do some dope right before you get there. You are the reason but usually just for the preparation are you coming. Put dogs up etc.
(I thank her and promise to keep her anonymous.)
OK and I don't mind if it's not anonymous I don't matter what are your plans tonight?
Provider 7: Just so they can be ready and finish up whatever they were doing and you know just not surprised I guess that's my reasons. You know if I was doing my makeup or just anything I would like to be done I know at least my time frame I have and whatnot.
(I thank her for her response.)
Haha no problem, that would my reasoning. Just like for instance if your buddy was picking you up you would maybe ask him to let you know when he's on his way or getting close if not an exact time already provided just so when he arrives you can have shoes on and everything ready to go.
Provider 8: So that if she has company she can have them leave before her call arrives. Nine times out of ten they have a boyfriend that they're trying to get rid of or out of the room before their call gets there in my experience I have a girlfriend so it's not the same it is but it isn't. Why do you ask?
(I explain why I ask.)
Oh okay well I'm 90% sure it's so that they can get rid of their significant other rather than be a boyfriend or a girlfriend or it could just be company that they had hanging out but that's why. Course not many people are going to be honest with you and tell you the true reason why they're going to say so that they can make sure they're ready blah blah blah. Try saying that you're 5 minutes away and actually be there and see what happens watch your surroundings see if I'm right.
I'm just saying. Nine times out of ten I'm right when it comes to these kind of things. Are you interested in seeing me tonight or you just wanted to ask me that question?
(I just wanted to ask that question.)
I'm not sure I'm any smarter after reading these, probably because they are all true to some degree, but I did find them interesting. I've always been fascinated by the parallel shadow world these ladies occupy, so I enjoy these occasional glimpses through the looking glass.
Cheers!
I would counter with the fact that they do drugs, so they have to turn tricks. We are a means to their ends. Hey, I used to be a bartender in a previous life, and I would have much rather mixed my fine concoctions for a hotty than a ugly ass pig, but the tips were the same regardless. There are a very select few out there that do it for the enjoyment. I know of a couple but for the most part, they are selling their ass for something else besides our warm and compassionate company. I do try to make it fun for them too, with engaging conversation, acting if not really caring about their day etc, but lets face it. All of us could just as easily masturbate and remove the urge, but I do truly believe we are in it also for the time with a female beyond moist flesh. Just my. 02 but you get back what you give, and that my true mongering friends goes both ways. Peace out. Be safe.
The top reason why girls charge more and more, ghost us, make us wait and wait, give shit performances and all the other shit they do to us (or don't do to us) is because we (the clients) are so horrible that they can't stand to be in the same room with us let along suck, fuck, cuddle, kiss, or even look at our nasty asses! I mean, I have had so many basically tell me this to my face about "the clients" being stupid, can't hold a conversation, smelled and are cheap, think their tits and pussy are made of rubber, slobber when trying to kiss them, bite their clits trying to DATY them and basically don't have a clue how to fuck them, talk to them or even understand how to park their cars according to simple directions.
"A 12 year old could fuck me better" said one former provider I used to know!
Also its the reason they all do the candy. The unanimous survey says that without candy none of them would be able to stomach ANY of us! Well, except for me, that is! (seriously though, I ESPECIALLY make them want to vomit as much as any of you! Hahahahaha!
"I have to be wasted out of my mind to fuck these losers" said one very popular provider you all rave about!
I just think its all hilarious!
I would counter with the fact that they do drugs, so they have to turn tricks. We are a means to their ends. Hey, I used to be a bartender in a previous life, and I would have much rather mixed my fine concoctions for a hotty than a ugly ass pig, but the tips were the same regardless. There are a very select few out there that do it for the enjoyment. I know of a couple but for the most part, they are selling their ass for something else besides our warm and compassionate company. I do try to make it fun for them too, with engaging conversation, acting if not really caring about their day etc, but lets face it. All of us could just as easily masturbate and remove the urge, but I do truly believe we are in it also for the time with a female beyond moist flesh. Just my. 02 but you get back what you give, and that my true mongering friends goes both ways. Peace out. Be safe.Used to get a lotta free pussy! Well, free to them, the bar owner has to pay for the free drinks the bartender gives away to get the "free" pussy! LOL. Same thing with anything a girl wants she can get by renting out some time on that gold mine between their legs. Dental work, used cars, clothing, it's all avail to them by going to the source of the commodities desired by them. Drugs is no different. But I still maintain they don't fuck us to afford drugs. They do drugs so they are numb enough to fuck us. Once it becomes a daily part of life they are caught in the grip of addiction. Ever notice how when the occasional girl gets clean she stops seeing clients? It doesn't take a genius to figure out which factor is cause and which factor is effect. Personally, I couldn't care less what a chick does with the money I give her. But there is a body of thought out there that holds us responsible for it much the same as if you buy a bag of whatever supplies the communist guerillas with cash to buy supplies to overthrow a government. Crazy Pretzel Logic but truth!
Wasn't talking about me brother. She was talking about clients in general. Its funny the stories you hear when you host a hooker for a few weeks the way I have.You hosted a hooker out of your home to turn tricks? JFC, you truly are a simp. Imagine what they say about you behind your back to other clients. LMFAO.
He can't fuck and we used him and his home to turn tricks and to shoot up dope! Yikes.
NoFear101, more like NoBrains101.
RoadWarrior2K
09-26-20, 00:17
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You hosted a hooker out of your home to turn tricks? JFC, you truly are a simp. Imagine what they say about you behind your back to other clients. LMFAO.
He can't fuck and we used him and his home to turn tricks and to shoot up dope! Yikes.
NoFear101, more like NoBrains101.We have no idea of his sexual prowess but he is definitely poking the bear.
Joshua Falken
09-26-20, 03:19
We have no idea of his sexual prowess but he is definitely poking the bear.The "he" is NoFear101, and the "bear" is the person who has the power (and stated the inclination) to ban him for quoting.
BigBoy3470
09-26-20, 08:44
The "he" is NoFear101, and the "bear" is the person who has the power (and stated the inclination) to ban him for quoting.This guy definitely lives in a fantasy I've heard quite a few stories definitely toots his own horn maybe those are the funny sounds they hear LOL Bruce Lee has no fear.
I think he's nothing but a drunk.
That is all.
T-Man.
RoadWarrior2K
09-27-20, 00:16
So to recap, a few nights after my most recent encounter with the wee lass Kate, I got to thinking about that whole five minute warning thing they do. So, like any good researcher, I decided to seek out data and reached out to 18 different providers I knew well (and one I wanted to know well) sending them each the following text:
"Hey baby, in your opinion, what is the most common reason a provider (not necessarily you) says "let me know when you're 5 minutes away"?
Of the 19 ladies polled, 8 eventually replied, which is significantly more than I'd hoped for, so not bad. These were the responses I received in ascending order of complexity of thought.
Provider 1: So they can be ready for you when you get there.
Provider 2: To make sure they're ready when you get there babe.
Provider 3: Put the dog away or something LOL hey you want to play?
Provider 4: Just to know to be ready for me. Sorry for just answering now LOL.
Provider 5: For me it's so I make sure I am put together, room is ready and in some cases, to make sure any company has left LOL no problem love. Anything else?
Provider 6: So you can do the final preparation for somebody being in your home such as smoke a cigarette real quick you never know if the other person smokes or not so I try to do that some people get high so they want to do some dope right before you get there. You are the reason but usually just for the preparation are you coming. Put dogs up etc.
(I thank her and promise to keep her anonymous.)
OK and I don't mind if it's not anonymous I don't matter what are your plans tonight?
Provider 7: Just so they can be ready and finish up whatever they were doing and you know just not surprised I guess that's my reasons. You know if I was doing my makeup or just anything I would like to be done I know at least my time frame I have and whatnot.
(I thank her for her response.)
Haha no problem, that would my reasoning. Just like for instance if your buddy was picking you up you would maybe ask him to let you know when he's on his way or getting close if not an exact time already provided just so when he arrives you can have shoes on and everything ready to go.
Provider 8: So that if she has company she can have them leave before her call arrives. Nine times out of ten they have a boyfriend that they're trying to get rid of or out of the room before their call gets there in my experience I have a girlfriend so it's not the same it is but it isn't. Why do you ask?
(I explain why I ask.)
Oh okay well I'm 90% sure it's so that they can get rid of their significant other rather than be a boyfriend or a girlfriend or it could just be company that they had hanging out but that's why. Course not many people are going to be honest with you and tell you the true reason why they're going to say so that they can make sure they're ready blah blah blah. Try saying that you're 5 minutes away and actually be there and see what happens watch your surroundings see if I'm right.
I'm just saying. Nine times out of ten I'm right when it comes to these kind of things. Are you interested in seeing me tonight or you just wanted to ask me that question?
(I just wanted to ask that question.)
I'm not sure I'm any smarter after reading these, probably because they are all true to some degree, but I did find them interesting. I've always been fascinated by the parallel shadow world these ladies occupy, so I enjoy these occasional glimpses through the looking glass.
Cheers!I really like the response of Provider 8 the best, getting rid of the sycophants before her date arrives. She even challenges you to actually be there when they think you're 5 minutes away to watch what happens. She sounds like a keeper. A provider that I know once asked for a 5 minute warning and she actually told me she had to get rid of company. I was also supposed to see her last Wednesday and she contacted me early that day to inform me that her Aunt Flo was visiting and it was my choice to visit or not. Most would just spring that on you when you got there. I chose to reschedule. And to echo NewAgain's words, thanks for doing the research.
Joshua Falken
09-29-20, 00:58
I really like the response of Provider 8 the best, getting rid of the sycophants before her date arrives. She even challenges you to actually be there when they think you're 5 minutes away to watch what happens. She sounds like a keeper. A provider that I know once asked for a 5 minute warning and she actually told me she had to get rid of company. I was also supposed to see her last Wednesday and she contacted me early that day to inform me that her Aunt Flo was visiting and it was my choice to visit or not. Most would just spring that on you when you got there. I chose to reschedule. And to echo NewAgain's words, thanks for doing the research.I didn't know providers had sycophants. Stands to reason though. If I lived next to a woman of alternative means, I'd probably hang out with her every chance I got.
I don't begrudge a lass her company. Boyfriend, girlfriend, friend friend, sibling, parent, it's all good. She's got a life after all. I draw the line at thugs with prison tats hotboxing the lass' room right before my arrival. Even worse, when one of you lot comes out with a shit eat'n grin, LOL!
Joshua Falken
10-03-20, 00:59
Some of us have been with Jess.
Some have not.
Yet those that haven't still profess,
a fervent desire to admire
what she's got
beneath her dress.
Spoiler... it's pretty hot.
So if fate happens to bestow
the opportunity to devour,
or at least, get to know
this stunning nymph, recall
only fools fall
in love, so don't obsess.
And, unless you are a noob,
pack a cover and some lube.
Book at least an hour,
and nothing less.
https://archive.ph/qVyVC
Some of us have been with Jess.
Some have not.
Yet those that haven't still profess,
a fervent desire to admire
what she's got
beneath her dress.
Spoiler... it's pretty hot.
So if fate happens to bestow
the opportunity to devour,
or at least, get to know
this stunning nymph, recall
only fools fall
in love, so don't obsess.
And, unless you are a noob,
pack a cover and some lube.
Book at least an hour,
and nothing less.
https://archive.ph/qVyVCShe has 3 videos up on pornhub if you'd like a little visual stimulation while you wait.
Can you link them?
She has 3 videos up on pornhub if you'd like a little visual stimulation while you wait..
Can you link them?
.https://www.pornhub.com/users/ittygypsyxxx
Enjoy!
https://www.pornhub.com/users/ittygypsyxxx
Enjoy!Is this girl in Daytona area?
Joshua Falken
10-04-20, 22:44
Is this girl in Daytona area?When I saw her a couple of weeks ago she stated that she was moving to Palm Bay in a week and a half. If the lass is on schedule this has happened already. The good news is that she says she has enough regulars / fans here to justify returning periodically.
Joshua Falken
10-13-20, 00:05
Tabby kissed me when we met,
A kiss that made my heart rate zoom,
"I'm glad you're here and I'm all set,
So let's retire to the fun room".
Now I'm quite healthy and I'm so glad,
Misfortune hasn't nagged me,
And one more thing I'd like to add,
That time when Tabby shagged me.I was hoping someone else would channel their inner Shakespeare but alas, 'twas not to be.
Your poem was inspired by Jenny Kiss'd Me by Leigh Hunt.
Great Tabby review BTW!
RoadWarrior2K
10-14-20, 00:04
I was hoping someone else would channel their inner Shakespeare but alas, 'twas not to be.
Your poem was inspired by Jenny Kiss'd Me by Leigh Hunt.
Great Tabby review BTW!You are correct, Sir! The plagiarized poem is indeed Jenny Kiss'd Me by Leigh Hunt. Brevard-5 / Volusia-8.
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Pursuant to Forum Policy, I have deleted this resignation post and retired his/her membership.
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Joshua Falken
12-10-20, 00:06
You are correct, Sir! The plagiarized poem is indeed Jenny Kiss'd Me by Leigh Hunt. Brevard-5 / Volusia-8.Requiescant in pace my dear friend.
Requiescant in pace my dear friend.I will surely miss his stable hand when he interacted with the forum. He subtly gave his opinion without overt chastising which impressed me (mostly because I lack that characteristic myself) and he was a wealth of information which will be missed as now days its mostly guys begging for info. Some without EVER contributing anything of value and you guys know who you are.
RIP my brother.
Joshua Falken
01-10-21, 03:04
Why would she hate you Sir?It was just that age-old story mate. Boy meets STG girl. Boy pays girl to do unspeakable things to a lawn gnome on camera. Girl's Priest sees gnome video while surfing Pornhub. Priest recognizes girl... and his missing lawn gnome! Church excommunicates girl. Girl blames boy. You know what they're like when you get them excommunicated.
<You have no idea how badly I wanted to end this post here.>
Okay, obviously none of that was true. Well, 'Boy meets STG girl' was true, but nothing else. No, the real reason, sadly, was far more mundane. And of course, private. But needless to say, as I am ever the gentleman (when I'm not telling snarky satirical stories, which I seriously can't help doing, lol), I apologized for my role in our little falling out, and wished her all the best in her future endeavors. And I meant it.
So what the eff are you doing? Stop reading about my wet dreams, pick up your crack box and call that chick, lol! She just might be your ATF too!
Cheers!
It was just that age-old story mate. Boy meets STG girl. Boy pays girl to do unspeakable things to a lawn gnome on camera. Girl's Priest sees gnome video while surfing Pornhub. Priest recognizes girl... and his missing lawn gnome! Church excommunicates girl. Girl blames boy. You know what they're like when you get them excommunicated.
<You have no idea how badly I wanted to end this post here.>
Okay, obviously none of that was true. Well, 'Boy meets STG girl' was true, but nothing else. No, the real reason, sadly, was far more mundane. And of course, private. But needless to say, as I am ever the gentleman (when I'm not telling snarky satirical stories, which I seriously can't help doing, lol), I apologized for my role in our little falling out, and wished her all the best in her future endeavors. And I meant it.
So what the eff are you doing? Stop reading about my wet dreams, pick up your crack box and call that chick, lol! She just might be your ATF too!
Cheers!My good Sir, you are hilarious. A treasure to this section of the site.
Joshua Falken
01-19-21, 00:04
I admit taking a calculated risk reaching out to wee Deltona Starr. That bit was on me for knowing better.
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
https://web.archive.org/web/20210117041727/https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
BTW, is that a baby bump in the third and fourth pics?
Anyway, in my defense, I had a long alibi in place, a wallet full of cash, and a firm belief that if this lass flaked on me again, there would be other options to choose from. So reach out I did, and a few back-and-forths later and a hhr date was set for 120 quid.
"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep
the wise from trying." -Harry Anderson
At this point, and after having ghosted me twice previously (see post #787 on this thread), the wee lass had the temerity to ask if I'd really show up. That was rich. I wanted to remind her who the unreliable one was in this conversation. But no, I am a gentleman, and so assured her that if I say I'll be there, then I will be there. Apparently this response was convincing enough, so she vectored me in to her "incall" in Deltona and soon I was sitting in the motel parking lot sending off the "here hun" text.
Before going any further, I guess I should explain why I write "incall" in quotation marks, shouldn't I? It may be a bit of a slog lads, so it'll probably be just you and me at the end, NewAgain, LOL!
It's like this: As soon as I sent the arrival notification text, she responded with "Okay I'm in the shower give me a few moments." When I set up a first date with a provider I know that there's a decent possibility of being ghosted. If she doesn't immediately provide the room number when I arrive, the 'possible' ghosting becomes 'probable' ghosting in my experience. So whenever I don't immediately receive a room number and an invitation to come on up, I automatically start searching STG for her replacement. Lo and behold the first ad to come up on STG was Starr's, and I knew she hadn't advertised in days.
"And he that strives to touch the Stars, Oft stumbles
at a straw." -Edmund Spenser
For the hatchlings among us, let me explain what this means. So the lass hadn't been advertising, I reach out and set up a date, and now she's advertising. This means that the lass didn't already have a room. It means she has just decided to get a room based primarily on our date, and is now trying to maximize the return-on-room-investment (or justify its cost period) by lining up additional clients. This is also why she asked me early on if I was really going to show up. The lass wanted reassurance that her room-securing efforts would be worth it.
This isn't a great sign. It's not great because many providers often have difficulty securing their rooms, so our date may be about to fall through for want thereof. Whether it's lack of transportation, proper identification, or the necessary funds, many providers must rely on others to help them get rooms, and it doesn't always work out. In Starr's case, I have no idea if the lass was really there that night or not. It's certainly possible that she had the room and double-booked me, or just got pre-date high and fell asleep. But it's equally possible that the lass was never really able to secure the room, or that she bailed on the room entirely if her ads didn't generate enough interest to justify the cost.
"What is the good of your stars...if they do not enter
into our daily lives?" -E.M. Forster
I suppose I would be remiss if I didn't offer you at least one more possibility. Given Shaggy's report of some texting abnormalities posted on 10-6-20 (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=5011302&viewfull=1#post5011302), it's also possible that I wasn't texting with Starr at all, just an incompetent handler, which of course is even worse.
Anyway, this is why I write "incall" in quotes. Thanks to those who have made it this far. It's a downhill run from here I promise.
You seasoned readers already know how this story goes. I ping her at the twenty and thirty minute marks with no response. At forty five minutes I have a date confirmed with Orange City Britany, so I send Starr the final message as I pull out of the parking lot: "Yeah, that's actually the third time you've ghosted me, LOL. I am a very good client and you've already missed out on 360 roses so far. You may want to revisit your business model, LOL. ".
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves"
-William Shakespeare
Can I please be real with y'all for a minute?
To (and only to) the habitual offenders out there: It is really, really aggravating when you waste my time. Yes, some mongers waste your time too. That doesn't justify jerking me around since I have never wronged you. The worst part is that many of you don't even possess the common decency to apologize or even explain. You just deploy your avoidance mechanism and move on, which is twice as aggravating as the original ghosting. A little communication would go such a long way. I know you struggle. I know things come up. I even know that some mongers are ill-mannered and aren't worth knowing! I am not one of them, so stop it already!
And honestly Starr, I really don't care if you get your shit together or not, as you've received all the chances from me you'll get. But if you value your business, you really must stop this ghosting shit. Luckily for me, Britany was available and more than happy to accept your donation for a few minutes work. Doesn't that bother you?
For those white knights out there about to push the reply button, I will happily read all of your excuses for poor Starr. Please include excuses as to why she thrice couldn't be bothered to apologize or even explain her actions after the fact.
And to all the good providers out there, OMG you all are worth your weight in gold! If there's a silver lining here it's that times like these make me appreciate you so much more! See you soon!
Joshua
BeachRunner51
01-19-21, 02:05
I admit taking a calculated risk reaching out to wee Deltona Starr. That bit was on me for knowing better.
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
https://web.archive.org/web/20210117041727/https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
BTW, is that a baby bump in the third and fourth pics?
Anyway, in my defense, I had a long alibi in place, a wallet full of cash, and a firm belief that if this lass flaked on me again, there would be other options to choose from. So reach out I did, and a few back-and-forths later and a hhr date was set for 120 quid.
"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep
the wise from trying." -Harry Anderson
At this point, and after having ghosted me twice previously (see post #787 on this thread), the wee lass had the temerity to ask if I'd really show up. That was rich. I wanted to remind her who the unreliable one was in this conversation. But no, I am a gentleman, and so assured her that if I say I'll be there, then I will be there. Apparently this response was convincing enough, so she vectored me in to her "incall" in Deltona and soon I was sitting in the motel parking lot sending off the "here hun" text.
Before going any further, I guess I should explain why I write "incall" in quotation marks, shouldn't I? It may be a bit of a slog lads, so it'll probably be just you and me at the end, NewAgain, LOL!
It's like this: As soon as I sent the arrival notification text, she responded with "Okay I'm in the shower give me a few moments." When I set up a first date with a provider I know that there's a decent possibility of being ghosted. If she doesn't immediately provide the room number when I arrive, the 'possible' ghosting becomes 'probable' ghosting in my experience. So whenever I don't immediately receive a room number and an invitation to come on up, I automatically start searching STG for her replacement. Lo and behold the first ad to come up on STG was Starr's, and I knew she hadn't advertised in days.
"And he that strives to touch the Stars, Oft stumbles
at a straw." -Edmund Spenser
For the hatchlings among us, let me explain what this means. So the lass hadn't been advertising, I reach out and set up a date, and now she's advertising. This means that the lass didn't already have a room. It means she has just decided to get a room based primarily on our date, and is now trying to maximize the return-on-room-investment (or justify its cost period) by lining up additional clients. This is also why she asked me early on if I was really going to show up. The lass wanted reassurance that her room-securing efforts would be worth it.
This isn't a great sign. It's not great because many providers often have difficulty securing their rooms, so our date may be about to fall through for want thereof. Whether it's lack of transportation, proper identification, or the necessary funds, many providers must rely on others to help them get rooms, and it doesn't always work out. In Starr's case, I have no idea if the lass was really there that night or not. It's certainly possible that she had the room and double-booked me, or just got pre-date high and fell asleep. But it's equally possible that the lass was never really able to secure the room, or that she bailed on the room entirely if her ads didn't generate enough interest to justify the cost.
"What is the good of your stars...if they do not enter
into our daily lives?" -E.M. Forster
I suppose I would be remiss if I didn't offer you at least one more possibility. Given Shaggy's report of some texting abnormalities posted on 10-6-20 (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=5011302&viewfull=1#post5011302), it's also possible that I wasn't texting with Starr at all, just an incompetent handler, which of course is even worse.
Anyway, this is why I write "incall" in quotes. Thanks to those who have made it this far. It's a downhill run from here I promise.
You seasoned readers already know how this story goes. I ping her at the twenty and thirty minute marks with no response. At forty five minutes I have a date confirmed with Orange City Britany, so I send Starr the final message as I pull out of the parking lot: "Yeah, that's actually the third time you've ghosted me, LOL. I am a very good client and you've already missed out on 360 roses so far. You may want to revisit your business model, LOL. ".
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves"
-William Shakespeare
Can I please be real with y'all for a minute?
To (and only to) the habitual offenders out there: It is really, really aggravating when you waste my time. Yes, some mongers waste your time too. That doesn't justify jerking me around since I have never wronged you. The worst part is that many of you don't even possess the common decency to apologize or even explain. You just deploy your avoidance mechanism and move on, which is twice as aggravating as the original ghosting. A little communication would go such a long way. I know you struggle. I know things come up. I even know that some mongers are ill-mannered and aren't worth knowing! I am not one of them, so stop it already!
And honestly Starr, I really don't care if you get your shit together or not, as you've received all the chances from me you'll get. But if you value your business, you really must stop this ghosting shit. Luckily for me, Britany was available and more than happy to accept your donation for a few minutes work. Doesn't that bother you?
For those white knights out there about to push the reply button, I will happily read all of your excuses for poor Starr. Please include excuses as to why she thrice couldn't be bothered to apologize or even explain her actions after the fact.
And to all the good providers out there, OMG you all are worth your weight in gold! If there's a silver lining here it's that times like these make me appreciate you so much more! See you soon!
JoshuaI have seen her once and the service was lackluster. I gave her a second chance to redeem herself and it was a train wreck trying to get the date set up so I just bailed and told her that she lost my business for good. It's really ashamed that she can't get her shit together and run her business more professional because she could be very successful. Unfortunately she is too young to understand how this hobby works and doesn't realize the potential windfall a few good regulars could provide. In the end she really doesn't want to do the deed and doesn't enjoy her chosen / forced job. Consider yourself lucky Joshua. 360 roses got to blossom somewhere else instead of wilting away on falling star.
Mr Falken, you have a velvet hand when it comes to your "scriptures", and I am always happy to read yours, as you not only layout the truth but make it a learning experience to boot. I would venture to say many on this board would struggle with your style, me, I find it brightens my otherwise drab day.
I admit taking a calculated risk reaching out to wee Deltona Starr. That bit was on me for knowing better.
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
https://web.archive.org/web/20210117041727/https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
BTW, is that a baby bump in the third and fourth pics?
Anyway, in my defense, I had a long alibi in place, a wallet full of cash, and a firm belief that if this lass flaked on me again, there would be other options to choose from. So reach out I did, and a few back-and-forths later and a hhr date was set for 120 quid.
"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep
the wise from trying." -Harry Anderson
At this point, and after having ghosted me twice previously (see post #787 on this thread), the wee lass had the temerity to ask if I'd really show up. That was rich. I wanted to remind her who the unreliable one was in this conversation. But no, I am a gentleman, and so assured her that if I say I'll be there, then I will be there. Apparently this response was convincing enough, so she vectored me in to her "incall" in Deltona and soon I was sitting in the motel parking lot sending off the "here hun" text.
Before going any further, I guess I should explain why I write "incall" in quotation marks, shouldn't I? It may be a bit of a slog lads, so it'll probably be just you and me at the end, NewAgain, LOL!
It's like this: As soon as I sent the arrival notification text, she responded with "Okay I'm in the shower give me a few moments." When I set up a first date with a provider I know that there's a decent possibility of being ghosted. If she doesn't immediately provide the room number when I arrive, the 'possible' ghosting becomes 'probable' ghosting in my experience. So whenever I don't immediately receive a room number and an invitation to come on up, I automatically start searching STG for her replacement. Lo and behold the first ad to come up on STG was Starr's, and I knew she hadn't advertised in days.
"And he that strives to touch the Stars, Oft stumbles
at a straw." -Edmund Spenser
For the hatchlings among us, let me explain what this means. So the lass hadn't been advertising, I reach out and set up a date, and now she's advertising. This means that the lass didn't already have a room. It means she has just decided to get a room based primarily on our date, and is now trying to maximize the return-on-room-investment (or justify its cost period) by lining up additional clients. This is also why she asked me early on if I was really going to show up. The lass wanted reassurance that her room-securing efforts would be worth it.
This isn't a great sign. It's not great because many providers often have difficulty securing their rooms, so our date may be about to fall through for want thereof. Whether it's lack of transportation, proper identification, or the necessary funds, many providers must rely on others to help them get rooms, and it doesn't always work out. In Starr's case, I have no idea if the lass was really there that night or not. It's certainly possible that she had the room and double-booked me, or just got pre-date high and fell asleep. But it's equally possible that the lass was never really able to secure the room, or that she bailed on the room entirely if her ads didn't generate enough interest to justify the cost.
"What is the good of your stars...if they do not enter
into our daily lives?" -E.M. Forster
I suppose I would be remiss if I didn't offer you at least one more possibility. Given Shaggy's report of some texting abnormalities posted on 10-6-20 (http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=5011302&viewfull=1#post5011302), it's also possible that I wasn't texting with Starr at all, just an incompetent handler, which of course is even worse.
Anyway, this is why I write "incall" in quotes. Thanks to those who have made it this far. It's a downhill run from here I promise.
You seasoned readers already know how this story goes. I ping her at the twenty and thirty minute marks with no response. At forty five minutes I have a date confirmed with Orange City Britany, so I send Starr the final message as I pull out of the parking lot: "Yeah, that's actually the third time you've ghosted me, LOL. I am a very good client and you've already missed out on 360 roses so far. You may want to revisit your business model, LOL. ".
"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves"
-William Shakespeare
Can I please be real with y'all for a minute?
To (and only to) the habitual offenders out there: It is really, really aggravating when you waste my time. Yes, some mongers waste your time too. That doesn't justify jerking me around since I have never wronged you. The worst part is that many of you don't even possess the common decency to apologize or even explain. You just deploy your avoidance mechanism and move on, which is twice as aggravating as the original ghosting. A little communication would go such a long way. I know you struggle. I know things come up. I even know that some mongers are ill-mannered and aren't worth knowing! I am not one of them, so stop it already!
And honestly Starr, I really don't care if you get your shit together or not, as you've received all the chances from me you'll get. But if you value your business, you really must stop this ghosting shit. Luckily for me, Britany was available and more than happy to accept your donation for a few minutes work. Doesn't that bother you?
For those white knights out there about to push the reply button, I will happily read all of your excuses for poor Starr. Please include excuses as to why she thrice couldn't be bothered to apologize or even explain her actions after the fact.
And to all the good providers out there, OMG you all are worth your weight in gold! If there's a silver lining here it's that times like these make me appreciate you so much more! See you soon!
Joshua
I admit taking a calculated risk reaching out to wee Deltona Starr. That bit was on me for knowing better.
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
https://web.archive.org/web/20210117041727/https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ready-to-make-your-wildest-dre/551347235968
BTW, is that a baby bump in the third and fourth pics?
Anyway, in my defense, I had a long alibi in place, a wallet full of cash, and a firm belief that if this lass flaked on me again, there would be other options to choose from. So reach out I did, and a few back-and-forths later and a hhr date was set for 120 quid.I tried several times to connect with her but her delayed responses (sometimes full days) just made it impossible to schedule anything with her. Also her donations seemed higher than normal (I would actually have to check the texts to verify) and a lackluster performance does not get rewarded more than once. If that. Deltona is a good drive which just factors into the logistics and when unreliable is also a factor I chose not to chase her anymore. These girls I got are unreliable for a variety of reasons. I also heard that neither of us was missing anything special.
Littleshyguy
01-19-21, 19:56
I admit taking a calculated risk reaching out to wee Deltona Starr. That bit was on me for knowing better.
...
And honestly Starr, I really don't care if you get your shit together or not, as you've received all the chances from me you'll get. But if you value your business, you really must stop this ghosting shit. Luckily for me, Britany was available and more than happy to accept your donation for a few minutes work. Doesn't that bother you?
For those white knights out there about to push the reply button, I will happily read all of your excuses for poor Starr. Please include excuses as to why she thrice couldn't be bothered to apologize or even explain her actions after the fact.
And to all the good providers out there, OMG you all are worth your weight in gold! If there's a silver lining here it's that times like these make me appreciate you so much more! See you soon!
JoshuaMr. Falken, or should I better address you as Machine Falken (love the obscure reference, BTW), thank you for your well written, entertaining, and informative post. I myself seriously considered contacting Ms. Starr last weekend. I had plans to possibly be in her area and those photos, well, they are enticing. I re-considered having recalled previously lackluster reviews here. Your post sealed my decision to put her on the "No Fly" list for me.
Thank you.
Also, please keep up the flowing prose. It is soothing, especially when considered against the sea of staccato sentences, mis-applied homonyms, and generally horrible spelling usually featured on these literary forums. LOL!
Keep up the yeoman's work!
-LSG.
Joshua Falken
01-20-21, 02:04
I have seen her once and the service was lackluster. I gave her a second chance to redeem herself and it was a train wreck trying to get the date set up so I just bailed and told her that she lost my business for good. It's really ashamed that she can't get her shit together and run her business more professional because she could be very successful. Unfortunately she is too young to understand how this hobby works and doesn't realize the potential windfall a few good regulars could provide. In the end she really doesn't want to do the deed and doesn't enjoy her chosen / forced job. Consider yourself lucky Joshua. 360 roses got to blossom somewhere else instead of wilting away on falling star.Thanks for this BeachRunner51. After a proper ghosting, it's certainly better to feel like you've dodged a bullet rather than missing out on something special!
Mr Falken, you have a velvet hand when it comes to your "scriptures", and I am always happy to read yours, as you not only layout the truth but make it a learning experience to boot. I would venture to say many on this board would struggle with your style, me, I find it brightens my otherwise drab day.You are Aces mate! Remember you promised to show me the strip club ropes after COVID! Sorry lads, I thought of it first, lol.
I tried several times to connect with her but her delayed responses (sometimes full days) just made it impossible to schedule anything with her. Also her donations seemed higher than normal (I would actually have to check the texts to verify) and a lackluster performance does not get rewarded more than once. If that. Deltona is a good drive which just factors into the logistics and when unreliable is also a factor I chose not to chase her anymore. These girls I got are unreliable for a variety of reasons. I also heard that neither of us was missing anything special.Yeah SwampRat, I've received a few of those enormously delayed replies as well, which makes my decision to reach out to her all the more suspect. Like I said, I knew better!
...Also, please keep up the flowing prose. It is soothing, especially when considered against the sea of staccato sentences, mis-applied homonyms, and generally horrible spelling usually featured on these literary forums. LOL!
Keep up the yeoman's work!
-LSG.Thank you LSG; you are clearly a gentleman of high culture, LOL! You're not wrong about the rampant homonymocide on these boards. STG is even worse. I don't believe there's one provider in ten that knows the difference between "your" and "you're" ...though I suppose it's not their degrees in English Composition that keep us coming back, is it? lol.
Joshua Falken
01-30-21, 01:18
Sounds like you might have thoughts without knowing?! Idk.I was just going to say that you write well mate. Sounds like you might have a guilty conscience, LOL!
Joshua Falken
02-06-21, 12:31
Sounds like you might have thoughts without knowing?! Idk.Regardless of how autobiographical I believe your review to be, you are still on my Short List luv. I see you're posting on STG again, so probably within the next few days I'll hit you up. I look forward to experiencing all of those glowing adjectives you've ascribed to yourself. No, seriously, that wasn't hyperbole. I'm really looking forward to it. It's been a while since I've had a playdate that merritted a rave review ...and you did make my Short List for a reason after all.
Cheers luv!
Joshua Falken
02-13-21, 10:46
I've been around even longer, and when I encounter a half ass rush job crack head hurry up so I can get my next hit, its never a habit easily broken. That said, I would bet she is no different, just older looking with a larger wardrobe and place to put things.Speaking of affiliations, can someone please message me the new decoder ring settings? I'm pretty sure who the new nofear is but I'm not as sure about bbc and rednose.
Cheers!
MiloYamBags
02-13-21, 14:30
Speaking of affiliations, can someone please message me the new decoder ring settings? I'm pretty sure who the new nofear is but I'm not as sure about bbc and rednose.
Cheers!He got banned a while ago and fell off the face of the earth. I used to enjoy his posts.
Have any of you dozen hobbyists had any successful comms with her? Or better yet, any Penthouse Forum excursions with the lass since her reentry into the fray to report? Do tell, eh?You're asking us to tell while you keep quiet? Hmm.
TheRealStifler
02-19-21, 11:28
You're asking us to tell while you keep quiet? Hmm.This is a forum where we all work together to find and share good experiences and intell call bullshit on bad ones and time wasters. I thought I was sharing good intel but as far as I go she won't answer my calls after I did what she asked and posted for her. She offered me 100 bucks for every date I got her but I turned it down and told her to just throw me a free massage session. Funny but another very well known and highly esteemed SM PMed me and told a story of how he prepaid her 450 she desperately needed for something or other and then promptly dried out of sight! Heard she told other mongers she was going back up north and guess what? More bulloney. So. Anybody got any intel? Is she back in the game giving awesome sessions and asking big dollars or looking to make a few scores off a few dummies and bolt again? Oh yeah, and thanks MongerT for the suspicious vibe. Smh.
This is a forum where we all work together to find and share good experiences and intell call bullshit on bad ones and time wasters. I thought I was sharing good intel but as far as I go she won't answer my calls after I did what she asked and posted for her. She offered me 100 bucks for every date I got her but I turned it down and told her to just throw me a free massage session. Funny but another very well known and highly esteemed SM PMed me and told a story of how he prepaid her 450 she desperately needed for something or other and then promptly dried out of sight! Heard she told other mongers she was going back up north and guess what? More bulloney. So. Anybody got any intel? Is she back in the game giving awesome sessions and asking big dollars or looking to make a few scores off a few dummies and bolt again? Oh yeah, and thanks MongerT for the suspicious vibe. Smh.I don't share your perspective; we are not working "together" in this hobby LOL Guys either post or don't post their experiences but either way this forum is a very tiny portion of the entire mongering crowd so there is a huge percentage of mongers that aren't part of your "brotherhood" With regard to Lana who was and apparently still is a UTR all I can say is I screened forum clients for a UTR a couple of years ago and that's how she got her clients (She never posted on STG) - if Lana wants to do it by trusting only a few guys more power to her. I had her number at one time as she lived literally just down the street from me but she never really interested me and that's because she saw my buddy also in PC (another monger that NEVER posts here in the forum) and he had some fairly unflattering things to say about her and her donations so I passed. I just grow weary of the "we are all in this together mantra. Almost as much as I tire of guys trying to tell me how much I should pay for MY fun. As if they had some hand in helping me through my work career and my financial position. LMAO yeah right.
TheRealStifler
02-20-21, 21:38
I don't share your perspective; we are not working "together" in this hobby LOL Guys either post or don't post their experiences but either way this forum is a very tiny portion of the entire mongering crowd so there is a huge percentage of mongers that aren't part of your "brotherhood" With regard to Lana who was and apparently still is a UTR all I can say is I screened forum clients for a UTR a couple of years ago and that's how she got her clients (She never posted on STG) - if Lana wants to do it by trusting only a few guys more power to her. I had her number at one time as she lived literally just down the street from me but she never really interested me and that's because she saw my buddy also in PC (another monger that NEVER posts here in the forum) and he had some fairly unflattering things to say about her and her donations so I passed. I just grow weary of the "we are all in this together mantra. Almost as much as I tire of guys trying to tell me how much I should pay for MY fun. As if they had some hand in helping me through my work career and my financial position. LMAO yeah right.I agree, actually. And probably the same friend of hers that I know as well.
Idk I think Precious Baggins 25 is in fact Milo YamBags! Poor guy waits all his life to meet his greatest idol and bam! Ridgewood happens! Spends all his money on these chicks and his new ears, now has nothing left to pay his internet bill.
He even got his ears did!
Every time I see this commercial in between this forum and a few smoke breaks I just break down in pain laughing so hard!
Milo YamBags spot on Mate!
T-Man.
I don't share your perspective; we are not working "together" in this hobby LOL Guys either post or don't post their experiences but either way this forum is a very tiny portion of the entire mongering crowd so there is a huge percentage of mongers that aren't part of your "brotherhood" I just grow weary of the "we are all in this together mantra. Almost as much as I tire of guys trying to tell me how much I should pay for MY fun. As if they had some hand in helping me through my work career and my financial position. LMAO yeah right.
Refreshing to see someone who has a good grasp on the Mongering concept as a whole.
MiloYamBags
02-25-21, 08:48
Idk I think Precious Baggins 25 is in fact Milo YamBags! Poor guy waits all his life to meet his greatest idol and bam! Ridgewood happens! Spends all his money on these chicks and his new ears, now has nothing left to pay his internet bill.
He even got his ears did!
Every time I see this commercial in between this forum and a few smoke breaks I just break down in pain laughing so hard!
Milo YamBags spot on Mate!
T-Man.You caught me.
Speaking of affiliations, can someone please message me the new decoder ring settings? I'm pretty sure who the new nofear is but I'm not as sure about bbc and rednose.
Cheers!Not sure if your implying that I may have more than one name here. The answer in short is NO. This is the only acct I have here. This is mainly a place to vent my frustrations with the local scene, and to inform others before they see someone they shouldn't bother with.
Joshua Falken
02-25-21, 22:55
Not sure if your implying that I may have more than one name here. The answer in short is NO. This is the only acct I have here. This is mainly a place to vent my frustrations with the local scene, and to inform others before they see someone they shouldn't bother with.Did anyone else get that from my post?
Also, I'm kinda bummed. No takers yet on my chicken-n-waffles invite. It probably wasn't smart of me to post that at the end of a long review.
I mean, come on.
"I hate chicken-n-waffles"
-Nobody
Mr Falken, I would share chicken and waffles and stories with you anyday. I think we could easily spend a couple hours of 1 upping each other with tales on the tang.
Did anyone else get that from my post?
Also, I'm kinda bummed. No takers yet on my chicken-n-waffles invite. It probably wasn't smart of me to post that at the end of a long review.
I mean, come on.
"I hate chicken-n-waffles"
-Nobody
Joshua Falken
02-26-21, 12:14
Not sure if your implying that I may have more than one name here. The answer in short is NO. This is the only acct I have here. This is mainly a place to vent my frustrations with the local scene, and to inform others before they see someone they shouldn't bother with.No MongerT, that isn't what I meant. It's a touchy subject so I was trying to be subtle. When members are banned they often create new accounts and resume posting. I was asking three recently banned SMs to privately identify their new accounts because it's weird to treat a former SM with 600 posts like a noob just because they are starting over with a new account.
MiloYamBags
02-26-21, 16:32
No MongerT, that isn't what I meant. It's a touchy subject so I was trying to be subtle. When members are banned they often create new accounts and resume posting. I was asking three recently banned SMs to privately identify their new accounts because it's weird to treat a former SM with 600 posts like a noob just because they are starting over with a new account.That if a member was banned and comeback. They would want to keep that new handle private so there posts are not inspected at a higher degree?
That if a member was banned and comeback. They would want to keep that new handle private so there posts are not inspected at a higher degree?I have absolutely no clue as to your point. I have about 4 previous profiles due to encounters which got me exiled but while I get the Professor's point (because I have nearly 1100 posts combined in my other profiles) I do not understand your point at all. I actually don't care if anyone knows my previous profiles LOL I will gladly share them.
Joshua Falken
02-26-21, 23:46
Mr Falken, I would share chicken and waffles and stories with you anyday. I think we could easily spend a couple hours of 1 upping each other with tales on the tang.Something tells me I'd run out of stories long before you did my friend, lol.
Joshua Falken
02-27-21, 12:33
That if a member was banned and comeback. They would want to keep that new handle private so there posts are not inspected at a higher degree?But you'd need to explain how messaging me gets them inspected at a higher degree. One of those gentleman already has and no one seems to be the wiser for it but me. I am very forthcoming on these boards with my own details and experiences, but there are lines I don't cross when it comes to info about others.
Did anyone else get that from my post?
Also, I'm kinda bummed. No takers yet on my chicken-n-waffles invite. It probably wasn't smart of me to post that at the end of a long review.
I mean, come on.
"I hate chicken-n-waffles"
-NobodyIt simply arrives at the post wherein you quoted a brief paragraph of mine. The key word was not one for thought, at the time. Therefore I replued, oblivious to the quaint dissedence of your reach thru my post, responded blindly. The code of brotherhood shall not be infringed upon my back thou serendipity. Touche.
Hey F. Scott,
That's replied and dissidence.
It simply arrives at the post wherein you quoted a brief paragraph of mine. The key word was not one for thought, at the time. Therefore I replued, oblivious to the quaint dissedence of your reach thru my post, responded blindly. The code of brotherhood shall not be infringed upon my back thou serendipity. Touche.
Hey F. Scott,
That's replied and dissidence.Many thanks spell check police. I wrote that half blind on a phone with spell correct turned off.
Check out the county jail website. It's been reworked. Check out the recent button. Better than the. Org website now.
T-Man.
Horn Dog Too
04-25-21, 09:49
I am always up for chicken and waffles! Who isn't. Cheers.
TheRealStifler
04-26-21, 20:40
Is not answering suddenly. Anyone seen her in the past 3 days? Dead? Hospital? Uncle's Hotel? Unlike her so I'm wondering.
Are you talking about Missy, the 4'10" gal who lives on ISB Beachside? I heard from her late last week on a non-monger-related issue. But nothing since.
Is not answering suddenly. Anyone seen her in the past 3 days? Dead? Hospital? Uncle's Hotel? Unlike her so I'm wondering.
TheRealStifler
04-27-21, 11:38
Are you talking about Missy, the 4'10" gal who lives on ISB Beachside? I heard from her late last week on a non-monger-related issue. But nothing since.The one in Deland with the Grandma.
Are you talking about Missy, the 4'10" gal who lives on ISB Beachside? I heard from her late last week on a non-monger-related issue. But nothing since.4'10"? Now that I'd like to meet her.
Is this her?
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/a-sweet-petite-treat/993420644361
T-Man.
Joshua Falken
05-11-21, 18:44
4'10"? Now that I'd like to meet her.
Is this her?
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/a-sweet-petite-treat/993420644361
T-Man.I believe that is who NewAgain was referring to... and also that you done been there mate, LOL.
Escort Reports #4318 may help: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=4909308&viewfull=1#post4909308.
I believe that is who NewAgain was referring to... and also that you done been there mate, LOL.
Escort Reports #4318 may help: http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=4909308&viewfull=1#post4909308.I was hoping it was not her.
Joshua Falken
05-11-21, 23:13
I was hoping it was not her.Have you checked wee Kiara? She's like five foot nothing. Saw her last week and it was pretty fun. Just a qv with BBBJ and mish. Loved it when the lass went digging for a ribbed cover. She also hit the vibrator hard during mish and managed to get herself off. I adore those wee little freaks who love their work!
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/im-avail-asapcome-play-with-me/367113968341
In completely unrelated news, I'll be out of the country next week for a medical procedure. If I stop posting, it didn't go well, LOL!
Cheers!
In completely unrelated news, I'll be out of the country next week for a medical procedure. If I stop posting, it didn't go well, LOL!
Cheers!Good luck my friend! I look forward to your upcoming posts.
You will be in my prayers my friend. Be safe, and best of luck. See ya on the other side.
Have you checked wee Kiara? She's like five foot nothing. Saw her last week and it was pretty fun. Just a qv with BBBJ and mish. Loved it when the lass went digging for a ribbed cover. She also hit the vibrator hard during mish and managed to get herself off. I adore those wee little freaks who love their work!
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/im-avail-asapcome-play-with-me/367113968341
In completely unrelated news, I'll be out of the country next week for a medical procedure. If I stop posting, it didn't go well, LOL!
Cheers!
Have you checked wee Kiara? She's like five foot nothing. Saw her last week and it was pretty fun. Just a qv with BBBJ and mish. Loved it when the lass went digging for a ribbed cover. She also hit the vibrator hard during mish and managed to get herself off. I adore those wee little freaks who love their work!
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/im-avail-asapcome-play-with-me/367113968341
In completely unrelated news, I'll be out of the country next week for a medical procedure. If I stop posting, it didn't go well, LOL!
Cheers!Ohh no way I missed her ads. She is pretty hot but can't get by the baby damage.
Where you going? The Philippines? Vietnam?
See you back on the board soon with your new tales of the travel.
T-Man.
Curious about all the advertising about videos. I've collected a few videos (of me with providers) from days of past. How many others follow this behavior? If so I'd like to try and better understand the process and wonder who is the most / best / reliable provider for this service? I already have a few from Nat Redd LexiiLovee / Rose.
Pm me if needed.
T-Man.
Why were you hoping it wasn't her I tried to see her a few days ago and went ghost on me when I arrived us there were some shady characters sitting in their cars. So I booked it.
I was hoping it was not her..
BeachRunner51
05-12-21, 17:11
Have you checked wee Kiara? She's like five foot nothing. Saw her last week and it was pretty fun. Just a qv with BBBJ and mish. Loved it when the lass went digging for a ribbed cover. She also hit the vibrator hard during mish and managed to get herself off. I adore those wee little freaks who love their work!
https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/exotic/im-avail-asapcome-play-with-me/367113968341
In completely unrelated news, I'll be out of the country next week for a medical procedure. If I stop posting, it didn't go well, LOL!
Cheers!Hey falken just curious if a pic was required like her ad says in order to meet her.
Why were you hoping it wasn't her I tried to see her a few days ago and went ghost on me when I arrived us there were some shady characters sitting in their cars. So I booked it.I seen her once last year. Behind the old Sams Club on Beville. She just didn't do it for me to visit her again. And most recently I sent money for a video that she stated never received via cash app. I might have pissed her off when I told her not to send the pornhub video of her sucking a fat dudes dick outside under a tarp.
She's just not my cup of tea, bowl of hash, glass of wine, mug of beer. What ever your taste is.
T-Man.
Thanks for the info!
I seen her once last year. Behind the old Sams Club on Beville. She just didn't do it for me to visit her again. And most recently I sent money for a video that she stated never received via cash app. I might have pissed her off when I told her not to send the pornhub video of her sucking a fat dudes dick outside under a tarp.
She's just not my cup of tea, bowl of hash, glass of wine, mug of beer. What ever your taste is.
T-Man..
Joshua Falken
05-12-21, 23:56
Hey falken just curious if a pic was required like her ad says in order to meet her.Yeah, so I serendipitously skirted that little requirement. I happened to meet the lass while on a play date with her former roommate last year, so she'd already "seen" me as it were. It's funny, even now after seeing her a few times, whenever I text she asks for a pic and I have to remind her (with details) that we've already played together, LOL. Stands to reason though. Every other ad she posts has a new phone number so it's not surprising when we fall off her contacts.
Let me proselytize to our newest members (not you BeachRunner) for a sec: Never send a provider a real face pic. Nineteen times out of twenty it won't be a problem. It's that twentieth time when her boyfriend looks you up on social media then blackmails your ass that you'll wish you heeded this advice.
If you really need a face pic for an intransigent provider, do as HeWolf says over on the Escort Reports thread and find a passable pic of someone else for this purpose.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
05-13-21, 00:44
Thank you NbWill and NewAgain for your well-wishes!
Yeah T-man, I'll actually be back in the UK (for reasons that I can't really go into). The funny bit is, apparently I literally need my head examined, LOL!
Speaking of funny bits, I was in the lab last week chatting with the inters when a cute young lass says in total seriousness, "So Dr. <Falken>, how can I get on your staff?"
I did the most logical and professional thing I could think of in the moment: I held up a finger and faked a coughing fit to cover the fact that I was laughing my ass off. And can I say, for the first time ever at work I was thrilled to be wearing a mask.
Cheers!
Enjoy it if you can. I have made that flight from Boston to London (Heathrow and Preswick) a dozen times when I worked for a couple of different companies in the area. I loved my trips there and even found a great dine-in option in Reading, a cute eastern European gal who was the best GFE I have had outside of the continental US.
Thank you NbWill and NewAgain for your well-wishes!
Yeah T-man, I'll actually be back in the UK (for reasons that I can't really go into). The funny bit is, apparently I literally need my head examined, LOL!
Speaking of funny bits, I was in the lab last week chatting with the inters when a cute young lass says in total seriousness, "So Dr. <Falken>, how can I get on your staff?"
I did the most logical and professional thing I could think of in the moment: I held up a finger and faked a coughing fit to cover the fact that I was laughing my ass off. And can I say, for the first time ever at work I was thrilled to be wearing a mask.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
05-14-21, 00:55
Wow, check out SkipTheGames trying to get their act together. There are still a few fakes but the majority of the ads are real! I haven't seen that in months. Maybe a year. I guess they noticed traffic being diverted to listcrawler, sumosear.ch, eroticmonkey, etc. Now can they keep it up is the question.
It is nice to see some effort to cut down on the spammers. Now if we could just get the quality of girls to increase.
Wow, check out SkipTheGames trying to get their act together. There are still a few fakes but the majority of the ads are real! I haven't seen that in months. Maybe a year. I guess they noticed traffic being diverted to listcrawler, sumosear.ch, eroticmonkey, etc. Now can they keep it up is the question.
MiloYamBags
05-14-21, 13:17
It is nice to see some effort to cut down on the spammers. Now if we could just get the quality of girls to increase.Have you driven thru DAB, DBS and HH? Skellsville.
It wasn't always this way. Even as recently as pre-covid there was quality as well as quantity to be found. Not so much anymore. It is getting so bad I may go back to doing my wife.
Have you driven thru DAB, DBS and HH? Skellsville.
It wasn't always this way. Even as recently as pre-covid there was quality as well as quantity to be found. Not so much anymore. It is getting so bad I may go back to doing my wife.Lmao! Funny guy.
It wasn't always this way. Even as recently as pre-covid there was quality as well as quantity to be found. Not so much anymore. It is getting so bad I may go back to doing my wife.I moved to Palm Bay in 2018 and there were a significant number of girls; not always good quality but you could always find a decent fuck. I kept a notebook and that year alone filled up around 8 pages. I moved to Palm Coast in 2019 and it seemed that it was about the same here until a point that I really can't identify came and suddenly every STG girl was a SW who had discovered the internet. Not only did the quality seem to diminish (not that it had very far to go) but it became the same dregs posting every day and it is still that way. I thought maybe the economic issues that came with covid would force more girls to explore monetary options but unless it was in the SB world I did not see it. LOL on one side I hated the change but on the other the lack of quality and quantity has saved me a ton of cash as I was at one point going through cash like I owned a bank LOL.
Joshua Falken
05-26-21, 00:12
So I signed up for this website and it is a basically a sugar baby sight and as I was looking I noticed a familiar face, to my surprise it's a superintendent from works gf / so a very nice looking lady who also is my friend on Facebook now my issues is that the superintendent is a really good guy and I have respect for him but on the other hand I've known her since high school and have always wanted to bang her so I don't know what to do? I know that a missed opportunity is usually gone forever and I feel bad for the guy as he has always been a straight up guy at work and even got me a couple of raises with my superintendent and he has no authority over me but he made sure that I got good raises, now that being said what should I do? My little head says to try and bang her, big head says to leave it be so what would you guys do in this situation? I myself will probably just over look her and keep looking elsewhere.
Personally mixing work with pleasure never ends well. Do you have the link?
We can tell you about it.This convo had me rolling. Pedro is baring his soul and Bud and Bag's, y'all are like, "Don't do it bro, but we'll tap that ass and tell you how it felt". Pedro's going to post that link any moment now, I just know it, LOL!
Happy to see sir Falken has returned. Your with and penmanship has been sorely missed.
This convo had me rolling. Pedro is baring his soul and Bud and Bag's, y'all are like, "Don't do it bro, but we'll tap that ass and tell you how it felt". Pedro's going to post that link any moment now, I just know it, LOL!
This convo had me rolling. Pedro is baring his soul and Bud and Bag's, y'all are like, "Don't do it bro, but we'll tap that ass and tell you how it felt". Pedro's going to post that link any moment now, I just know it, LOL!Grabbing some buds now this is going to be good!
T-Man.
I seen her once last year. Behind the old Sams Club on Beville. She just didn't do it for me to visit her again. And most recently I sent money for a video that she stated never received via cash app. I might have pissed her off when I told her not to send the pornhub video of her sucking a fat dudes dick outside under a tarp.
She's just not my cup of tea, bowl of hash, glass of wine, mug of beer. What ever your taste is.
T-Man.I'm the fat guy LMAO!! The nerve!!
I'm the fat guy LMAO!! The nerve!!Yeah you are! But at least you made it on porn hub!
T-Man.
Joshua Falken
05-28-21, 01:32
Happy to see sir Falken has returned. Your with and penmanship has been sorely missed.Thank you Sir! It's good to be back... and ambulatory, lol. Since my return I've been amusing myself catching up on my usasg reading.
Sorry about your UTR, though I'm glad to read you've partaken of Shannon's many gifts.
I too saw the wee lass but a few weeks ago for a lovely msog hour by the beach. Then a quickie the night before I flew out when she was staying in some nicer digs by the Speedway. She likes to entice me to come see her by sending me random pics, and it usually works, LOL! I've attached one here for community enjoyment.
...
I nearly crapped when I read this post.
Has anyone seen this lady, is she legit. https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/outcall-massage-therapist-looking-for-loyal-clientele/38664312.I legitimately went through at least six stages of grief in about five minutes.
Shock: "WTF, am I seeing ghosts? Wait, this isn't RW2K".
Denial: "Oh no he didn't!
Anger: "Who the eff does this noob think he is? Aren't there stolen valor laws on this forum!?!?"
Pain: "I miss the hell out of you, brother RW2K."
Depression: "Who will write wonderfully sappy poems about escorts now? Who will rise above our petty bickering and pointless grudges? Who will risk Admin's ire standing up for a friend? Who will geek out with me when I inevitably post Space Opera II? Who will season their posts with seemingly meaningless details about Dunkin Donuts or delivering bags of groceries to hookers?
*sniff*
Acceptance: "Well, I guess there were RoadWarrior monikers before brother RW2K, and there will be others after. RW55 probably has no idea who RW2K was anyway. And SwampRat did give him a little SwampRat treatment. Oh, all right."
Hmmm, it strikes me that I may not have fully processed RoadWarrior2K's death, LOL. I mean, what's a bloke to do? "Hey family, friends, coworkers, I lost a dear friend that you've never heard of because he was a part of my life you don't know exists." I guess we all must suffer in relative silence. You lads know what I mean. When you felt gut punched at the loss of Kris or Robin or Sydney or Peaches or Mmmmm Cherries or .....
you couldn't exactly turn to your significant other for comfort or counsel, could you?
Anyway, welcome to the forum RoadWarrior55. I promise it's not you, it's me.
But on to more lighthearted musings.
There's a good chance Michelle 2L will be returning to Daytona. She's fresh out of rehab and looking amazing! She's left Candy in her rear view mirror and ready to reclaim her crown as one of the most sought after providers! Just good news I wanted to share! Aloha!That is good news! Michelle 2L is in my top three favorite Volusia providers of all time. If I made a ranked list based purely on skill, she might rank number one. I hope she hasn't filled out too much, LOL. Still love me a spinner lass. Anyway, I anxiously await her return.
And can I just give props and a shout out to SwampRat? As I read back through weeks of reviews in one go, his contributions to our collective knowledge are as undeniable as thay are unequalled. Seriously, go back and read his posts. Yeah, he's got that "do your fucking homework noob" thing going on (and not just to noobs, LOL), but there is no better source of actionable information, nor a more prodigious monger in Volusia than SwampRat.
Well, I think I'm pretty much caught up and ready to get back into monger mode when fully convalescent. I did see Miranda the other night because it was her last night in town. She's since departed for Illinois and doesn't plan on returning anytime soon, so there doesn't seem much point in a proper review.
Cheers!
MiloYamBags
05-28-21, 07:44
Thank you Sir! It's good to be back... and ambulatory, lol. Since my return I've been amusing myself catching up on my usasg reading.
Sorry about your UTR, though I'm glad to read you've partaken of Shannon's many gifts.
I too saw the wee lass but a few weeks ago for a lovely msog hour by the beach. Then a quickie the night before I flew out when she was staying in some nicer digs by the Speedway. She likes to entice me to come see her by sending me random pics, and it usually works, LOL! I've attached one here for community enjoyment.
...
I nearly crapped when I read this post.
I legitimately went through at least six stages of grief in about five minutes.
Shock: "WTF, am I seeing ghosts? Wait, this isn't RW2K".
Denial: "Oh no he didn't!
Anger: "Who the eff does this noob think he is? Aren't there stolen valor laws on this forum!?!?"
Pain: "I miss the hell out of you, brother RW2K."
Depression: "Who will write wonderfully sappy poems about escorts now? Who will rise above our petty bickering and pointless grudges? Who will risk Admin's ire standing up for a friend? Who will geek out with me when I inevitably post Space Opera II? Who will season their posts with seemingly meaningless details about Dunkin Donuts or delivering bags of groceries to hookers?
*sniff*And I thought I was the only one she sent it to.
Thank you Sir! It's good to be back... and ambulatory, lol. Since my return I've been amusing myself catching up on my usasg reading.
Sorry about your UTR, though I'm glad to read you've partaken of Shannon's many gifts.
I too saw the wee lass but a few weeks ago for a lovely msog hour by the beach. Then a quickie the night before I flew out when she was staying in some nicer digs by the Speedway. She likes to entice me to come see her by sending me random pics, and it usually works, LOL! I've attached one here for community enjoyment.
...
I nearly crapped when I read this post.
I legitimately went through at least six stages of grief in about five minutes.
Shock: "WTF, am I seeing ghosts? Wait, this isn't RW2K".
Denial: "Oh no he didn't!
Anger: "Who the eff does this noob think he is? Aren't there stolen valor laws on this forum!?!?"
Pain: "I miss the hell out of you, brother RW2K.For those that never got to meet Tiffany or mmmmmcherries LOL here is a pic. Oh Professor welcome back and yes I miss RW being there when I could not get my archive to work or a dozen other technical issues. And I went easy on the noob because like you said he probably did not even know who our guy was. I miss every one we lost in the last year and there were a lot of flawed girls on that list (and that list includes sunny. My first piece when I moved to palm bay mostly bc of RW's posts. Sadly she just passed away also, but even with Sydney there was a part of her I just wanted to save (I know king save-a- ho) - hence I tried like hell to get her to move to palm bay when I lived there (I almost got her to but alas).
Thank you Sir! It's good to be back... and ambulatory, lol. Since my return I've been amusing myself catching up on my usasg reading.
Sorry about your UTR, though I'm glad to read you've partaken of Shannon's many gifts.
I too saw the wee lass but a few weeks ago for a lovely msog hour by the beach. Then a quickie the night before I flew out when she was staying in some nicer digs by the Speedway. She likes to entice me to come see her by sending me random pics, and it usually works, LOL! I've attached one here for community enjoyment.
...
I nearly crapped when I read this post.
I legitimately went through at least six stages of grief in about five minutes.
Shock: "WTF, am I seeing ghosts? Wait, this isn't RW2K".
Denial: "Oh no he didn't!Sorry. Forgot the pic in my other post.
BigBoy3470
05-28-21, 13:17
And I thought I was the only one she sent it to.Why would you think you're the only one I used to thank that 2 LOL you mean a couple other dozen door's always open.
Joshua Falken
05-28-21, 18:02
Why would you think you're the only one I used to thank that 2 LOL you mean a couple other dozen door's always open.He was being ironical. Neither of us labor under the delusion that we alone receive pictures from Shannon.
BigBoy3470
05-29-21, 09:57
He was being ironical. Neither of us labor under the delusion that we alone receive pictures from Shannon.Do you know what happened to her was it an accident driving accident I do know her I know how she drives I'm sure she's she passed I had to run messenger and no longer there picture went blank it's still hurts and yes I know I was only kidding with the picture thing they all send this pictures.
Joshua Falken
05-30-21, 02:29
I just want to extend massive respect to brother NewAgain. Most of us play well in one, perhaps two genres (I pretty much stick to Escorts and UTRs these days). Not only does NewAgain play in at least four genres that I know of (Escorts, UTRs, Massage Parlors, and Strip Clubs), he makes huge contributions to the forum by writing quality reports with actionable information in all four! Hats off to you brother!
Joshua Falken
05-30-21, 02:31
Do you know what happened to her was it an accident driving accident I do know her I know how she drives I'm sure she's she passed I had to run messenger and no longer there picture went blank it's still hurts and yes I know I was only kidding with the picture thing they all send this pictures.Without punctuation, it's difficult for me to understand what you are asking... but it sounds like you're asking what happened to Shannon. In post #874 below I was commenting on several disparate topics and didn't mean to imply that Shannon had passed. I haven't heard anything about Shannon being hurt (lately). There was an incident reported a while back where some sadistic a-hole beat her up. Is that what you're referring to?
Cheers!
BigBoy3470
05-30-21, 05:46
Without punctuation, it's difficult for me to understand what you are asking... but it sounds like you're asking what happened to Shannon. In post #874 below I was commenting on several disparate topics and didn't mean to imply that Shannon had passed. I haven't heard anything about Shannon being hurt (lately). There was an incident reported a while back where some sadistic a-hole beat her up. Is that what you're referring to?
Cheers!Mmmmmm cherry what were the circumstances in her death.
MiloYamBags
05-30-21, 07:30
Without punctuation, it's difficult for me to understand what you are asking... but it sounds like you're asking what happened to Shannon. In post #874 below I was commenting on several disparate topics and didn't mean to imply that Shannon had passed. I haven't heard anything about Shannon being hurt (lately). There was an incident reported a while back where some sadistic a-hole beat her up. Is that what you're referring to?
Cheers!Last I heard she moved off beach side to a place where she can't host. She has popped up at some local places but quickly moves on.
So if a cousin's friend needed to acquire some seed for a project, where would one trust an on-line source for this?
T-Man.
Mmmmmm cherry what were the circumstances in her death.It was due to Covid 19. From what I understand she had it for 3 weeks.
Last I heard she moved off beach side to a place where she can't host. She has popped up at some local places but quickly moves on.She's been living over near the villages for quite a while.
She is grabbing lower-priced motels for the time being. I saw her in Ormond Beach at a Quality Inn, then she moved out near 95 and LPGA a few days later.
Last I heard she moved off beach side to a place where she can't host. She has popped up at some local places but quickly moves on.
A friend in need, is a friend indeed! It is my pleasure, but thanks Sir Falken. It is good to be appreciated.
I just want to extend massive respect to brother NewAgain. Most of us play well in one, perhaps two genres (I pretty much stick to Escorts and UTRs these days). Not only does NewAgain play in at least four genres that I know of (Escorts, UTRs, Massage Parlors, and Strip Clubs), he makes huge contributions to the forum by writing quality reports with actionable information in all four! Hats off to you brother!
Joshua Falken
06-12-21, 02:50
"So how did the poll go?" the wee lass Shannon queries as she fishes through the garments strewn about the floor. I gaze enraptured as a hint of white lace glides up over her rear and settles near the base of a scrollwork tattoo. This relatively tasteful affair had been a focal point of mine only moments before while the lass was riding us both to the promised land in reverse cowgirl.
"The poll?" she says, handing me a wipe, snapping me out of my reverie. "It was fine" I answer, applying the proffered cloth to my nether regions. I had recently text blasted a host of providers, wee Shannon among them, with the following query (copied here verbatim). "Hey love, quick question: When a new client (not me) messages you for a date and you ask them how long they'd like to see you, what is your typical preference? Thanks love!".
I was testing an idea I'd been developing of late, bucking the conventional wisdom of "the-longer-the-better." I received nine responses from the twenty-or-so messages sent... ironically the same number of responses as the "five minute warning poll" reported on last year.
Here is the summary of the results:
Qv: 1
HHr: 3
Hr: 3
No preference indicated: 2
Shannon wasn't surprised when I shared these results. The lass herself professes to enjoy a relaxed hour of rapport building but admits the money can be better doing half-hours in rapid succession.
That makes sense. I used to accept "longer is better" as an axiom, but recent convo with providers had me questioning this belief. One provider even went out of her way to express distain for hour long visits. She harkens from the stodgy "one date, one nut" school of escorting, and apparently we mongers tend to expect msog when we spring for an hour.
Well, yeah.
Anyway, while this poll isn't very significant statistically, it does seem to suggest that my one hour offers won't always trump your half-hour offers, LOL!
Here are excerpts from the actual responses in the order received:
"...the quicker the better"
<Yikes. This one may not like her job.>
"I like and hr cause I actually like to communicate with someone and build a report rather than away bam thank you mam. If I was looking at the money side then hh would be best"
"I prefer a half hour".
<Pretty straight forward, this lass, LOL.>
"An hour. It shows that you are serious potential client and that you are not a cop. Also cash is king and girls are in this to make good money and if she knows you spend well with her she will always make sure you want to keep coming back to spend with her"
<I thank her for her response and politely inquire how an hour implies no cop. She didn't respond so I'm still scratching my head over that one.>
"I don't have a preference. I just need to know how long so that I can schedule my sessions accordingly"
<Yawn>
"Hhr cause I make more I guess I don't have a preference really but I get more hhr than hours and I don't have to have as much downtime between appointments with HHR visits"
"Anywhere from a qv to an hour possibly more depending on donation"
<I ask if she prefers qv, hhr, or hr and she didn't respond, so I read this one as "no preference.">
"Umm. It depends usually I prefer an hr"
<I should have asked what it depends on, but I didn't.>
"Hhr cause hr is kinda lonf and I can make more doing hhr"
<Here I assume "lonf" should be "long," and "make more" means multiple hhr sessions, not that she charges more for a hhr.>
Well, there it is lads. Another peek behind the veil into The Upside Down shadowverse these ladies occupy.
Cheers!
BeachRunner51
06-12-21, 19:29
"So how did the poll go?" the wee lass Shannon queries as she fishes through the garments strewn about the floor. I gaze enraptured as a hint of white lace glides up over her rear and settles near the base of a scrollwork tattoo. This relatively tasteful affair had been a focal point of mine only moments before while the lass was riding us both to the promised land in reverse cowgirl.
"The poll?" she says, handing me a wipe, snapping me out of my reverie. "It was fine" I answer, applying the proffered cloth to my nether regions. I had recently text blasted a host of providers, wee Shannon among them, with the following query (copied here verbatim). "Hey love, quick question: When a new client (not me) messages you for a date and you ask them how long they'd like to see you, what is your typical preference? Thanks love!".
I was testing an idea I'd been developing of late, bucking the conventional wisdom of "the-longer-the-better." I received nine responses from the twenty-or-so messages sent... ironically the same number of responses as the "five minute warning poll" reported on last year.
Here is the summary of the results:
Qv: 1
HHr: 3
Hr: 3
No preference indicated: 2
Shannon wasn't surprised when I shared these results. The lass herself professes to enjoy a relaxed hour of rapport building but admits the money can be better doing half-hours in rapid succession.
That makes sense. I used to accept "longer is better" as an axiom, but recent convo with providers had me questioning this belief. One provider even went out of her way to express distain for hour long visits. She harkens from the stodgy "one date, one nut" school of escorting, and apparently we mongers tend to expect msog when we spring for an hour.
Well, yeah.
Anyway, while this poll isn't very significant statistically, it does seem to suggest that my one hour offers won't always trump your half-hour offers, LOL!
Here are excerpts from the actual responses in the order received:
"...the quicker the better"
<Yikes. This one may not like her job.>
"I like and hr cause I actually like to communicate with someone and build a report rather than away bam thank you mam. If I was looking at the money side then hh would be best"
"I prefer a half hour".
<Pretty straight forward, this lass, LOL.>
"An hour. It shows that you are serious potential client and that you are not a cop. Also cash is king and girls are in this to make good money and if she knows you spend well with her she will always make sure you want to keep coming back to spend with her"
<I thank her for her response and politely inquire how an hour implies no cop. She didn't respond so I'm still scratching my head over that one.>
"I don't have a preference. I just need to know how long so that I can schedule my sessions accordingly"
<Yawn>
"Hhr cause I make more I guess I don't have a preference really but I get more hhr than hours and I don't have to have as much downtime between appointments with HHR visits"
"Anywhere from a qv to an hour possibly more depending on donation"
<I ask if she prefers qv, hhr, or hr and she didn't respond, so I read this one as "no preference.">
"Umm. It depends usually I prefer an hr"
<I should have asked what it depends on, but I didn't.>
"Hhr cause hr is kinda lonf and I can make more doing hhr"
<Here I assume "lonf" should be "long," and "make more" means multiple hhr sessions, not that she charges more for a hhr.>
Well, there it is lads. Another peek behind the veil into The Upside Down shadowverse these ladies occupy.
Cheers!Factors that might need to be taking in to consideration. 1) is it a busy day? Is the phone pinging with potential dates? If so then hhr dates are probably her best option to make money. If the phone isn't ringing with potential clients then she is probably looking for the hr long visit because it donates more on a otherwise slow day. I don't think I've ever done a hhr date just because I have always found that the lower amount of the donation for the less time never really work out well for what I wanted. In my humble opinion 200 roses for a hr with someone who wants 200 roses more down the line and gets what it takes to get you back is the standard. To each there own and we all are different on what we are looking for but if she is a provider who knows what's best for her long term goal (haha) then hr it is! YMMV. Fire away!0.
Joshua Falken
06-13-21, 10:51
This post is more commentary on reviews than a proper review in its own right, so I'll park it here in the Coffee Bar for your casual amusement. I'm not saying it won't refer to a lurid tale or two, it undoubtedly will, but only when it contributes to the arc of what might be an otherwise rather pedestrian narrative. So cracking on.
As I was thanking the providers who responded to my latest poll, one wee lass began hitting me with a barrage of questions regarding my reviews. Well, turnabout is fair play, so I answered her questions as they arrived, and a lengthy dialogue ensued - some of which I'll be relaying here.
Her: U do a review on our last fuck sesh?
I confided that I hadn't. Not because the "sesh" wasn't good, but because I didn't have much to say that I hadn't already said in previous reviews. However, this question got me thinking about the (usually) unspoken dynamic that occurs when we believe a provider will be reading their review, and what can be done to combat any bias we might inject due to such monitoring. Anyway, more on that a bit later.
The lass claimed the impetus for her question was that she loved reading her reviews. This is doubtless true, since all her reviews are positive, though I suspect she'd alter this view if they started becoming more critical. I also suspect there was more to the genesis of her question that wasn't stated.
Reviews, especially from reputable mongers, can have a significant impact on provider finances. Yes, the conventional wisdom is that this forum represents a tiny percentage of the local mongering scene, which is probably true. However, when we are all trying to see the same lass, our numbers are quite significant.
To wit: a few weeks back I picked up the wee lass Miranda, now a resident of Illinois, for our second car date. As she slides up into the SUV, her first words were "Hey, thanks for that review!" referring to Escort Reports #5685. I skip a beat here, calculating my response. I wasn't sure how she knew that review was mine as it was rather brief and generic. Likely one of you lads pointed it out as some are want to do, lol (BTW, this theme will feature later too). I also didn't detect any sarcasm in her voice, and she did agree to the car date, so I don't think she's bent. One must, however, tread carefully when putting a lass' business out there for world view, especially when they are sitting right beside you and know you are the one who posted about them, LOL.
"No problem," I offer weakly, failing to come up with anything better on the spot. "Yeah, you posted that and my phone blew the fuck up," she says with a laugh. I laugh too, not at what she said, but at how she phrased it. I've been mongering for a few years now and I still get a kick out of the way providers communicate. They tend to be so refreshingly candid and blunt. To this day I still blush when a pretty little twenty-something lifts her head from my lap and asks "Do you want to fuck me or am I just sucking your dick today?" BTW, the answer to that question never varies, LOL. So yeah, the process works. Reputable mongers post about a lass, the mongering community at large avail themselves of the intel, and all is right with the world.
Hmmm, this post is already long and I've barely touched on the subject yet. That, plus the day is getting away from me so another multi-part tale it shall be.
Joshua Falken
06-16-21, 23:23
Factors that might need to be taking in to consideration. 1) is it a busy day? Is the phone pinging with potential dates? If so then hhr dates are probably her best option to make money. If the phone isn't ringing with potential clients then she is probably looking for the hr long visit because it donates more on a otherwise slow day. I don't think I've ever done a hhr date just because I have always found that the lower amount of the donation for the less time never really work out well for what I wanted. In my humble opinion 200 roses for a hr with someone who wants 200 roses more down the line and gets what it takes to get you back is the standard. To each there own and we all are different on what we are looking for but if she is a provider who knows what's best for her long term goal (haha) then hr it is! YMMV. Fire away!0.Yeah, good point about the busy day. Since cash reigns supreme, I imagine you're right that a 200 quid hr wins on a slow day.
I tend to do shorter first dates because I often learn to my chagrin that I don't want to be there for an hour or more, LOL.
Cheers!
I rarely, if ever book for an hour. There are too many unknowns and you don't know upfront if you will click with them. Now, the exception is when you have been referred (I trust Mr. Falken) or have read enough reviews to know how it will go. I also try to avoid the QV's as they tend to not do certain deeds for QVs. But then again, we are all just practicing our hobby. Not experts.
Yeah, good point about the busy day. Since cash reigns supreme, I imagine you're right that a 200 quid hr wins on a slow day.
I tend to do shorter first dates because I often learn to my chagrin that I don't want to be there for an hour or more, LOL.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
06-19-21, 16:36
Speaking of getting tattled on, LOL, a young lass and I were recently collecting our cloths from various places throughout her flat when she turns to me, smiles and says, "So you're Joshua Falken."
Hmmm, clearly the lass has been reading her reviews. I know she couldn't be bent either, given the amorous time we'd just spent. I mean, no sense in denying it. Even a bit stoned she probably recalled the details of our previous tryst. So I indicated that yes, I was the author of that post.
"Daaaaamn," she says, drawing out the word. "That was some spicy shit! I don't normally read that site, but a few different guys mentioned your post."
Of course they did.
Anyway, I haven't divulged her name as I don't know what blowback this or my next post would cause for her. Another good reason to use the Coffee Bar where, unlike Escort Reports, I feel no obligation to provide useful details, LOL. Well, that plus UTR Nikita has been keeping her dates with me lately (no Ember visit last night), so I don't have any novel provider experiences to relay in Escort Reports. So yeah, if you read back through my recent posts you could probably reduce the number of potential candidates to three or four. I'll leave it up to you which provider you'd like to ascribe this and the following post to. Honestly, everything in them could apply to any provider I've seen recently, as nothing I describe is off any of their menus.
So yeah, the post she was referring to was a bit spicy. But I don't know gents. Sometimes I feel like the subtlety we employ on these boards can be excessive as we toe the lines between accuracy and luridness, information and self-incrimination. So the occasional naughty post can be justified artistically, right?
And ladies, if the review is positive, are the spicy details all that bad (assuming they are truthful and any "special" offerings are left out)? I want to know because honestly, sometimes a great experience deserves more than a blurb. That, plus I generally find blurbs too boring to waste my time writing, lol. I mean, look at my first paragraph above. Excessive subtlety! I could have given the reader a real flavor of the time they could have with you, but no. I respectfully just leave a hint of a prior deed hanging out there. I could have reported the whole experience as I perceived it, much like the Robin Saga of yore.
Actually wait. I'm here in the Coffee Bar and I haven't named names, so why not write a proper Part 3?
I say... now there's an idea!
Joshua Falken
06-20-21, 00:28
I've just realized that I'm fast approaching my mongering anniversary. Every year around this time I set up a special date commemorating losing my mongering virginity with Jada James a few years back.
Since I'm not in New York or London, my leading ideas for this year's festivities are:
1. Head to Orlando or Tampa for some high end bliss with an Eros goddess.
2. Get a room at the Shores to host UTR Nikita for a few hours of bliss in a proper bed.
3. Book Stormy for two hours of bliss at her place.
4. Try making up with Niina Snow and booking her for two hours of bliss.
You get the idea, it's all about the cowbell... I mean bliss!
Let me know if you have any blissworthy ideas I've overlooked. Or let me know how stupid you think some of the above ideas are.
Cheers!
Ps. I've just finished writing "When providers know you post - Part 3" and OMG! I think I'm about to destroy my reputation as a gentleman!
I know of a few that are on this board, with bogus handles, a few that admit they are pros. And then some that just lurk. Hey, don't get into the business of hiding the weasel if you don't want the weasel hole talked about. I had a girl who I used to see call me out on the truth about something I said. To be exact, I said she was a bit girthy, which I liked. Well, she didn't like that comment, so my response was, well, lose some weight, or embrace your fullness and use that to your advantage. There are many guys that like a Rubenesque-type gal. Well, she eventually did get over it, and has been blowing up my burner asking to see me. But, she is old news, and I like current events.
Speaking of getting tattled on, LOL, a young lass and I were recently collecting our cloths from various places throughout her flat when she turns to me, smiles and says, "So you're Joshua Falken."
Hmmm, clearly the lass has been reading her reviews. I know she couldn't be bent either, given the amorous time we'd just spent. I mean, no sense in denying it. Even a bit stoned she probably recalled the details of our previous tryst. So I indicated that yes, I was the author of that post.
"Daaaaamn," she says, drawing out the word. "That was some spicy shit! I don't normally read that site, but a few different guys mentioned your post."
Of course they did.
Anyway, I haven't divulged her name as I don't know what blowback this or my next post would cause for her. Another good reason to use the Coffee Bar where, unlike Escort Reports, I feel no obligation to provide useful details, LOL. Well, that plus UTR Nikita has been keeping her dates with me lately (no Ember visit last night), so I don't have any novel provider experiences to relay in Escort Reports. So yeah, if you read back through my recent posts you could probably reduce the number of potential candidates to three or four. I'll leave it up to you which provider you'd like to ascribe this and the following post to. Honestly, everything in them could apply to any provider I've seen recently, as nothing I describe is off any of their menus.
So yeah, the post she was referring to was a bit spicy. But I don't know gents. Sometimes I feel like the subtlety we employ on these boards can be excessive as we toe the lines between accuracy and luridness, information and self-incrimination. So the occasional naughty post can be justified artistically, right?
And ladies, if the review is positive, are the spicy details all that bad (assuming they are truthful and any "special" offerings are left out)? I want to know because honestly, sometimes a great experience deserves more than a blurb. That, plus I generally find blurbs too boring to waste my time writing, lol. I mean, look at my first paragraph above. Excessive subtlety! I could have given the reader a real flavor of the time they could have with you, but no. I respectfully just leave a hint of a prior deed hanging out there. I could have reported the whole experience as I perceived it, much like the Robin Saga of yore.
Actually wait. I'm here in the Coffee Bar and I haven't named names, so why not write a proper Part 3?
I say... now there's an idea!
I wished I could remember the exact day, hell year that I first dipped my proverbial toes into the monger waters. I would venture to say she had a Bush at the time. So that gives you a time frame. I have mongered in virtually all ways possible, including foreign lands, back alley whispering brothels, massage parlors, more car and alley sex than you can count, and countless 2 and 3-star incall visits. Japanese bath houses were new memories as I ventured to Orlando last week for a full-service wash down. I should have written them all down what a book that would have made.
I've just realized that I'm fast approaching my mongering anniversary. Every year around this time I set up a special date commemorating losing my mongering virginity with Jada James a few years back.
Since I'm not in New York or London, my leading ideas for this year's festivities are:
1. Head to Orlando or Tampa for some high end bliss with an Eros goddess.
2. Get a room at the Shores to host UTR Nikita for a few hours of bliss in a proper bed.
3. Book Stormy for two hours of bliss at her place.
4. Try making up with Niina Snow and booking her for two hours of bliss.
You get the idea, it's all about the cowbell... I mean bliss!
Let me know if you have any blissworthy ideas I've overlooked. Or let me know how stupid you think some of the above ideas are.
Cheers!
Ps. I've just finished writing "When providers know you post - Part 3" and OMG! I think I'm about to destroy my reputation as a gentleman!
I wished I could remember the exact day, hell year that I first dipped my proverbial toes into the monger waters. I would venture to say she had a Bush at the time. So that gives you a time frame. I have mongered in virtually all ways possible, including foreign lands, back alley whispering brothels, massage parlors, more car and alley sex than you can count, and countless 2 and 3-star incall visits. Japanese bath houses were new memories as I ventured to Orlando last week for a full-service wash down. I should have written them all down what a book that would have made.I can not remember the exact date either so I picked July 4 as my Anniversary date. I started mongering 55 years ago, I will be 80 years old soon, I am a little slower but still potent. On my Anniversary I do dinner and an all nighter with a different partner every year, usually selected from the lovelies I have enjoyed during the previous year. Be safe, it is getting more difficult every year to find real gems you wish to be with and want to provide for us.
Joshua Falken
06-20-21, 12:38
The beautiful naked lass lays before him with thighs spred, her breath coming in a shallow pant now as he crooks a beckoning finger inside her and gestures 'cum hither.' When her wetness runs freely, he is satisfied with his work and deems her ready for the next act. He grips the base of his shaft with one hand and rolls on the cover with the other while the lass looks on lustfully. He takes his time, finding pleasure in mastering his urge to ravage her on the spot. Now he spends a few minutes teasing her glistening bald peach with his cock, alternately splaying her pink swollen lips and massaging her clit with its head.
But our hero can't keep this up for long. He'd been starving of late; his cruel addiction bereft of a woman's embrace for neigh on a fortnight, so when her back arches repeatedly and her knuckles turn white as her grip on the bed sheets tightens, he knows it's time to end both their suffering. He slowly but firmly works his cock inside her, watching her face intently for any traces of pain. The lass stops breathing, her wide eyes locked on his as her mouth involuntarily gapes with each push. Finally he is deep inside her, and she lets out a long exhale, tilting her head back and closing her eyes, eager for the proper fuck she knows is coming.
But they have unspoken rules when playing a long game, the lad and lass. First they make love, then they have sex, then they fuck, then they fight. This is the way. So they begin with slow and gentle missionary, savoring each other's bodies, our hero strokes deep and kisses her neck while the lass moans softly, shifting her hips to the rhythm. A few minutes hence and the lad raises to his knees, pushes her thighs apart still further, and picks up the pace. The lass pushes against her headboard and bites the corner of her lip. "Oh my god!" is all she can muster breathlessly.
Our hero now rests her legs upon his shoulders and feels the grip on his cock tighten. He picks up the pace until he feels the first twinges of climax beginning to build. Well, this won't do at all, so he pulls out and plays with her clit, alternately tapping and massaging with his cock head until his urge to climax subsides. Now he fiendishly grabs one of her ankles and crosses it over the other so both rest on one shoulder. His cock finds its mark again and he pushes in deep, reveling as her eyes pop and her mouth gapes involuntarily. Soon the shuddering in her legs and the halt to her breathing tells him everything he needs to know, so he concentrates on maintaining rhythm and angle, guiding her through a long sustained orgasm.
When her breath finally returns and his balls are thoroughly soaked, he pulls out, releases her legs, and gives her hip a tap - the universal sign to flip over and get ready to take it from the back. The lass, all too eager to accommodate, springs into doggy pose, one forearm down for support and one hand reflexively testing her swollen mound. The lad, fully addled now by the stunning vision before him, kneels next to her, caressing her firm rear and kissing down the small of her back. When the lass withdraws her hand having unnecessarily confirmed her own wetness, our hero reaches one hand under her belly and slides two fingers inside her, his palm on her clit while his fingers massage her G-spot. He reaches around with his other hand until he finds her mouth, whence she sucks his middle finger down to the knuckle. He enjoys the sensation for a bit, then withdraws his sodden finger and uses it to massage loose her tightly puckered ass before sliding it inside. With both hands now occupied stimulating her ass and pussy, and encouraged by her resumed moans, our hero can't help but kiss and lick and suck on her flawless rear end.
"Oh shit," she whispers breathlessly as his fingers pick up the pace. "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" she intones as her body begins to quake. He steadies his rhythm once more until the lass crys out with pleasure, her face now collapsed upon the bed sheets.
The lad slowly withdraws his fingers and kneels behind her, drinking in the view. A few moments hence and he leans forward to trace a sodden thumb around her moist swollen lips while testing the strength of his erection with the other. God bless you Pfizer he muses as he slides a dick as hard as marble inside her tight wet pussy once again.
He rotates his hips forward and clasps his hands behind his back. "Fuck me love," he entreats, dropping any last vestige of gentlemanly pretense, "fuck that cock." And fuck him she does, beginning with a rhythmic slap, slap, slap as she repeatedly rocks her ass back into his pelvis. An eternity later when our hero's quads begin to shake with exhaustion, he leans back, rear end on heels, with arms splayed behind him for support. The lass, sensing his weakness, slowly begins to dominate him, edging ever backward and slamming her pussy down on his lap with increasing violence. His eyes close, his head tilts back, and he resignedly allows himself a primal moan. As her power over him grows, she feels her own climax build, but she isn't moaning any more. She won't give him the satisfaction. She can just imagine his teasing on the other end of a one-sided fight. "Sooo..." he'll smile with feigned innocence, "exactly how many times did you cum just now?"
"Well, there'll be no teasing if he can't fucking breathe," her sex-addled brain shouts, and she continues to pound herself straight through orgasm number three in a desperate bid to nut him first. The lad, sensing all of this, slowly opens his eyes. As her barely concealed shuddering subsides and her strength begins to flag, he cracks a faint smile, for he'd recovered much of his strength over the preceding minutes and, after all, there can be only one Alpha here. That, plus he's felt his own twinge of climax return and knows it's now or never.
He sits up with a jolt, pulls her arms behind her back, and forces her down onto her belly, still balls deep inside her. He straddles her now, his powerful legs clamping hers together like a vise as he secures her wrists together at the small of her back in one hand while gripping her hair with the other. "Oh fuck!" she screams into the mattress as his cock slams into her G-spot. Over and over again his cock strikes true, and ere long his abs are burning in protest. "Oh my god fuck me! Oh my god fuck me!" is her constant refrain as he drives his cock ever harder and deeper. The lass is now startled by the building of a fourth climax so quickly after the third, and she bleats out in ecstasy. He pulls her head back by her plait and she stares up at him with unfocused eyes. "Oh fuck I'm cumming again!" she cries out as her eyes glaze over. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!" This final pronouncement is the last straw for our hero who can hold back the flood gates no longer. "Oh FuUuUuUuUuUuk!" they both begin belting out together, they're pitch rising and falling with each blow of his pelvis against her ass. And so, as the pretty young lass convulses beneath him in the throws of orgasm number four, our hero releases her wrists and hair, rips off his cover, and unceremoniously drains his balls onto her ass and the small of her back. Our hero, now utterly bereft of strength, collapses upon her back, panting for breath into her hair. The lass allows herself a smile of deep satisfaction over his exhausted state, and his now softening cock still throbbing against her tailbone.
Happy Father's Day!
JF
The beautiful naked lass lays before him with thighs spred, her breath coming in a shallow pant now as he crooks a beckoning finger convulses beneath him in the throws of orgasm number four, our hero releases her wrists and hair, rips off his cover, and unceremoniously drains his balls onto her ass and the small of her back. Our hero, now utterly bereft of strength, collapses upon her back, panting for breath into her hair. The lass allows herself a smile of deep satisfaction over his exhausted state, and his now softening cock still throbbing against her tailbone.
Happy Father's Day!
JFThis reads like a womans romance novel. 😂.
I've never read a romance novel so I defer to your experience, LOL!
My ignorance of pop culture is really showing here, but if that kind of prose can be found on public library shelves, maybe I could have included her name without reprisal?
Cheers!
Ps. I am a dab hand at 80's pop culture trivia, but I've never really found a good use for that skill, lol.I've read over a 1000 books including romance / love story novels and your story reads like one. Trying hard to be sexy / hot but ends up extra cheesy, LOL.
I'm an ace at 80's trivia too, go to a local bar / restaurant and play one of those group electronic trivia games.
The beautiful naked lass lays before him with thighs spred, her breath coming in a shallow pant now as he crooks a beckoning finger inside her and gestures 'cum hither.' When her wetness runs freely, he is satisfied with his work and deems her ready for the next act. He grips the base of his shaft with one hand and rolls on the cover with the other while the lass looks on lustfully. He takes his time, finding pleasure in mastering his urge to ravage her on the spot. Now he spends a few minutes teasing her glistening bald peach with his cock, alternately splaying her pink swollen lips and massaging her clit with its head.
But our hero can't keep this up for long. He'd been starving of late; his cruel addiction bereft of a woman's embrace for neigh on a fortnight, so when her back arches repeatedly and her knuckles turn white as her grip on the bed sheets tightens, he knows it's time to end both their suffering. He slowly but firmly works his cock inside her, watching her face intently for any traces of pain. The lass stops breathing, her wide eyes locked on his as her mouth involuntarily gapes with each push. Finally he is deep inside her, and she lets out a long exhale, tilting her head back and closing her eyes, eager for the proper fuck she knows is coming.
But they have unspoken rules when playing a long game, the lad and lass. First they make love, then they have sex, then they fuck, then they fight. This is the way. So they begin with slow and gentle missionary, savoring each other's bodies, our hero strokes deep and kisses her neck while the lass moans softly, shifting her hips to the rhythm. A few minutes hence and the lad raises to his knees, pushes her thighs apart still further, and picks up the pace. The lass pushes against her headboard and bites the corner of her lip. "Oh my god!" is all she can muster breathlessly.I really don't care if anyone compares this unbelievable descriptive experience you had with this obviously willing provider to a cheesy romance novel, it is certainly an outstanding example of someone with great command of the English language who knows how to convey the experience in a totally satisfying manner. I've been reading your reviews for quite awhile and please, please keep them coming! I never tire of them and you are able to verbalize the experience like no other monger I've EVER read in the entire Central Florida area. You sir, are why I read this Forum and I do share some of your reviews with some of the providers I see and it does get them excited, I assure you! Keep up the great work! Willie.
DITTO!! I too enjoy his ability to take our minds to a place we all wish we could imagine.
I really don't care if anyone compares this unbelievable descriptive experience you had with this obviously willing provider to a cheesy romance novel, it is certainly an outstanding example of someone with great command of the English language who knows how to convey the experience in a totally satisfying manner. I've been reading your reviews for quite awhile and please, please keep them coming! I never tire of them and you are able to verbalize the experience like no other monger I've EVER read in the entire Central Florida area. You sir, are why I read this Forum and I do share some of your reviews with some of the providers I see and it does get them excited, I assure you! Keep up the great work! Willie.
Joshua Falken
06-28-21, 00:11
Thank you Willie24 and NewAgain for those kind words of encouragement. I dare say my writing isn't for everyone. Doubtless even painful for the "just the facts ma'am" kind of blokes, but I'll crack on just the same. I am pleased indeed to know that others derive something from the effort!
So to recap, in Part 1, provider "A" barraged me with questions about mongering and Miranda taught me that reviews have tangible consequences. In Part 2, during post-coital conversation, provider "B" confided that several mongers had brought to her attention a rather risque review I'd written about our time together. In Part 3, I posted an excessively explicit account of the hour preceding my conversation with provider "B." In addition to being a gratuitous Father's Day diversion for me, it was also a bit of metaphorical nose thumbing at excessive subtlety. Well that, plus a smidge of "You thought that previous review was spicy?" to provider "B," LOL. So now we reconnect with the tale from Part 1, shortly after provider "A" asked if I'd posted about her lately.
Her: Here a question for u... U can't possibly do a review every time you get ur dick wet 🥳 what makes u write one apossed to when u don't
I confess I love this question. I've spent years trying to figure out what motivates providers so I can leverage this knowledge to my benefit. This is the first time a lass has exhibited the wherewithal to attempt the same. I stopped and considered my answer very carefully, finally putting into conscious thought a few things I'd been feeling since I first began reading this forum.
I began by explaining that no, of course I don't post every rendezvous. I then explained that, just as the dollar is our financial currency, respect is our mongering currency, IMHO. We earn it, we accumulate it, we use it to get what we want, and we occasionally piss it away when we do stupid shit. So posting to me, I told her, means earning a place of respect in this mongering community. However, I hadn't really answered the lass' fantastic question: "How do I decide what to post?" At this point I acknowledged that this was no short conversation and offered to shut my trap. The lass promised I wasn't boring her and begged me continue. Okay, well, she asked for it.
So before I could properly address her question, I first had to explain my theory on posting hierarchy. In my opinion, the vast majority of posts fall within one (or several) of the following five categories. This list is, in general, ranked in descending order of most-to-least respect generated. Stated another way, most-to-least value to the reader:
1. Posts that Inform
2. Posts that Entertain
3. Posts that Comment
4. Posts that Ask
5. Posts that Deceive
Of course, each of these catagories represent a range, let's say, from "barely" to "highly." So let's unpack each of these a bit, if for no other reason than, well, I did it with provider "A," so I have a great deal of textual material to draw from, LOL.
First up, the top of the posting food chain IMHO- Posts that Inform. For me, the most informative posts are timely, complete, and provide some sense of how the monger felt about the experience. Different mongers would have different definitions of complete, to be sure. Mine would be- her accepted donation, the duration of stay, location (safety, ease of access, ambiance, etc.), what services she provides (this is where I get to describe the sex, LOL), how she performed (accommodating? energetic? lackluster?), were there any oddities in the date (positive or negative), would the monger repeat (why, why not, or under what circumstances), and the overall feel of the encounter. When I read a truly informative post, I feel I should have a reasonably informed answer to the following questions (given that YMMV always applies):
1. Would I feel safe?
2. Would I have fun?
3. Would I think her a good investment?
These pages abound with great examples with highly informative posts. Well, not necessarily "these" pages, because this is the Coffee Bar after all, but threads like Escort Reports, Strip Club Reports, Ripoff Reports, and the like exist for just such posts.
So I'm sitting there, explaining all of this to provider "A," flying my geeky, over analytical, OCD-as-fuck flag loud and proud, when the wee lass interjects with a fantastic question. A question which will, sadly, need to be taken up in Part 5.
Cheers!
I've just realized that I'm fast approaching my mongering anniversary. Every year around this time I set up a special date commemorating losing my mongering virginity with Jada James a few years back.
Since I'm not in New York or London, my leading ideas for this year's festivities are:
1. Head to Orlando or Tampa for some high end bliss with an Eros goddess.
2. Get a room at the Shores to host UTR Nikita for a few hours of bliss in a proper bed.
3. Book Stormy for two hours of bliss at her place.
4. Try making up with Niina Snow and booking her for two hours of bliss.
You get the idea, it's all about the cowbell... I mean bliss!
Let me know if you have any blissworthy ideas I've overlooked. Or let me know how stupid you think some of the above ideas are.
Cheers!
Ps. I've just finished writing "When providers know you post - Part 3" and OMG! I think I'm about to destroy my reputation as a gentleman!So for your anniversary, you should treat yourself to a duo with Avalon & Berlin in Orlando. Search the Orlando boards if you are unfamiliar with them!
So for your anniversary, you should treat yourself to a duo with Avalon & Berlin in Orlando. Search the Orlando boards if you are unfamiliar with them!I heartily agree you should see Avalon and Berlin to celebrate your anniversary! Besides, anyone with your stature deserves the absolute best. In fact, I rarely get out of the Brevard and Indian River area to see anyone because I hate driving too far. But after reading some of your reviews of some of the women YOU'VE seen, I'm sorely tempted! Please keep it up, the writing I mean as well! I do have Avalon on my bucket list and Berlin as well and I do recommend Krys down in Palm Bay if you really want an out of this world experience. Have fun! Willie.
Is it, kinda recent.
https://www.seeking.com/member/b8b13c4d-7523-4ebb-a31d-583b692fef95
A milestone of a day, indeed! The fact that you endear it enough of a milestone to celebrate it, well, you my friend are one of a kind, LOL! I agree, Avalon would be a heck of gift to yourself. I can't speak for Berlin as I saw Avalon last, before she added Berlin to her wares of depravity. I don't know if I could handle the two. Joshua, just make sure you have a couple of "oh shit" handles near by to grab onto if you dare venture in to Avalons' lair. Especially if she's on her "white patch" day. All I can say is beware the hitachi! LOL!
Regardless of what you do or did. Trust it will be memorable. TBH, why don't you just take the day and do items 2 through 4?
Tyrion!
I heartily agree you should see Avalon and Berlin to celebrate your anniversary! Besides, anyone with your stature deserves the absolute best. In fact, I rarely get out of the Brevard and Indian River area to see anyone because I hate driving too far. But after reading some of your reviews of some of the women YOU'VE seen, I'm sorely tempted! Please keep it up, the writing I mean as well! I do have Avalon on my bucket list and Berlin as well and I do recommend Krys down in Palm Bay if you really want an out of this world experience. Have fun! Willie.
So for your anniversary, you should treat yourself to a duo with Avalon & Berlin in Orlando. Search the Orlando boards if you are unfamiliar with them!
I've just realized that I'm fast approaching my mongering anniversary. Every year around this time I set up a special date commemorating losing my mongering virginity with Jada James a few years back.
Since I'm not in New York or London, my leading ideas for this year's festivities are:
1. Head to Orlando or Tampa for some high end bliss with an Eros goddess.
2. Get a room at the Shores to host UTR Nikita for a few hours of bliss in a proper bed.
3. Book Stormy for two hours of bliss at her place.
4. Try making up with Niina Snow and booking her for two hours of bliss.
You get the idea, it's all about the cowbell... I mean bliss!
Let me know if you have any blissworthy ideas I've overlooked. Or let me know how stupid you think some of the above ideas are.
Cheers!
Ps. I've just finished writing "When providers know you post - Part 3" and OMG! I think I'm about to destroy my reputation as a gentleman!
Joshua Falken
07-06-21, 00:54
A milestone of a day, indeed! The fact that you endear it enough of a milestone to celebrate it, well, you my friend are one of a kind, LOL! I agree, Avalon would be a heck of gift to yourself. I can't speak for Berlin as I saw Avalon last, before she added Berlin to her wares of depravity. I don't know if I could handle the two. Joshua, just make sure you have a couple of "oh shit" handles near by to grab onto if you dare venture in to Avalons' lair. Especially if she's on her "white patch" day. All I can say is beware the hitachi! LOL!
Regardless of what you do or did. Trust it will be memorable. TBH, why don't you just take the day and do items 2 through 4?
Tyrion!
Okay Tyrion, you can't just post that and not PM me explaining the inside jokes, LOL!
As far as commemorating the day, remember who popped my mongering cherry. Arguably the greatest spinner ever to grace these lands:
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jada-james-escort-daytona-beach-395010
BTW, in pics 2 and 10 you will see an owl adorning the lass' navel. I have EXTREMELY fond memories of that owl dancing to the beat!
Say, how is it all you Volusia mongers saw Avalon and nobody wrote about it here, LOL? Willie, you did the thing proper, posting in your home county as well!
Cheers!
Ha! You got it. Fully executed explanation is in your box.
Tyrion.
Okay Tyrion, you can't just post that and not PM me explaining the inside jokes, LOL!
As far as commemorating the day, remember who popped my mongering cherry. Arguably the greatest spinner ever to grace these lands:
https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jada-james-escort-daytona-beach-395010
BTW, in pics 2 and 10 you will see an owl adorning the lass' navel. I have EXTREMELY fond memories of that owl dancing to the beat!
Say, how is it all you Volusia mongers saw Avalon and nobody wrote about it here, LOL? Willie, you did the thing proper, posting in your home county as well!
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
07-09-21, 00:33
Doubt you will find any help here. Most here are selfish and don't share.
...shining example of how pathetic daytona has become. We can thank opioid for the collapse of this hobby. Back when it was crack the b1 tches were dime a dozen, now forget it.I think I figured out why gents aren't throwing their UTRs at you mate.
I think I figured out why gents aren't throwing their UTRs at you mate.WRONG.
Don't pretend to know anything about me except that I most likely have been in this game much longer than yourself. Long enough to remember when us1 from holly hill to almost port orange was loaded with good looking SW, many that were young just starting out in that life of chasing their addictions feeding mongers for theirs.
Much of that was taken away when chitwood took the helm and now that heroin has flooded daytona its really gotten pathetic.
I have some utr I don't speak of in the forum but have plenty of people chatter here from others via pm.
With that said go back to posting your flamboyant essays plagerised from 1990's love novels. I'll be just fine without your help.
Joshua Falken
07-09-21, 19:09
WRONG.
Don't pretend to know anything about me except that I most likely have been in this game much longer than yourself. Long enough to remember when us1 from holly hill to almost port orange was loaded with good looking SW, many that were young just starting out in that life of chasing their addictions feeding mongers for theirs.
Much of that was taken away when chitwood took the helm and now that heroin has flooded daytona its really gotten pathetic.
I have some utr I don't speak of in the forum but have plenty of people chatter here from others via pm.
With that said go back to posting your flamboyant essays plagerised from 1990's love novels. I'll be just fine without your help.You could try not posting like a misogynistic asshole. Up to you mate.
Cheers!
You could try not posting like a misogynistic asshole. Up to you mate.
Cheers!And while your having trouble minding your own business just remember most of my complaining has merit. It has also saved some fellow mongers from getting robbed and who knows what else.
So next time you critique a post acting like an asshole you should probably expect some of the same. Oh BTW the post you took snippets from was in regard to a thief named Tamara G. I shared her mug with someone here that PM me asking about her. She stole over 40 k just in one incident.
Have a great one buddy.
Horn Dog Too
07-10-21, 08:58
I'm in a minor state of ignorance. What does POV stand for? Thanks Oh and Falken, I missed your anniversary post. Where is it? Cheers, All.
Joshua Falken
07-10-21, 18:08
I'm in a minor state of ignorance. What does POV stand for? Thanks Oh and Falken, I missed your anniversary post. Where is it? Cheers, All.Depends on the context but to me it usually means "point of view." In the context of porn, my second favorite vice, it typically connotes a dude filming the session from his perspective, not a third person filming the pair.
I haven't posted about my mongering anniversary yet as it wasn't planned or executed to my satisfaction. There were some novel experiences to be sure, though way too much blunder and not enough bliss was had, LOL. If you see a post from me mentioning Orlando Layla, that will be the anniversary post.
Cheers!
But I do have a story.
One early morning about 4 AM my atf was up doing atf stuff while I slept. I woke to take a leak and she came over to me after I laid back down. She was wasted and mumbling about getting sober and stuff. Me not being in any mood for this pulled out my dick and stuck it in her mouth. She stopped talking and got to sucking. You know like her instincts just kicked in! I finished in her mouth, she swallowed and back to sleep I went. We never talked about it and it all kinda seemed like a dream.
Kinda like the old proverb if your girl is angry and upset at you, just hand her a knife and her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sammich. Just make sure it's a butter knife.
T-Man.
Pmacon2018
07-19-21, 11:00
But I do have a story.
One early morning about 4 AM my atf was up doing atf stuff while I slept. I woke to take a leak and she came over to me after I laid back down. She was wasted and mumbling about getting sober and stuff. Me not being in any mood for this pulled out my dick and stuck it in her mouth. She stopped talking and got to sucking. You know like her instincts just kicked in! I finished in her mouth, she swallowed and back to sleep I went. We never talked about it and it all kinda seemed like a dream.
Kinda like the old proverb if your girl is angry and upset at you, just hand her a knife and her instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sammich. Just make sure it's a butter knife.
T-Man.Great humor and good advice Topherman.
I do not know where to post this so I'll do it in here.
Any of you has any experience dealing with sciatica? Any advice?
Never had it and I am dealing with it out of the blue and super frustrated.
Any advice / help greatly appreciated.
I do not know where to post this so I'll do it in here.
Any of you has any experience dealing with sciatica? Any advice?
Never had it and I am dealing with it out of the blue and super frustrated.
Any advice / help greatly appreciated.In a nutshell, too much godam sitting.
In a nutshell, too much godam sitting.1,000% not my case.
Lebowski69
08-03-21, 02:43
I do not know where to post this so I'll do it in here.
Any of you has any experience dealing with sciatica? Any advice?
Never had it and I am dealing with it out of the blue and super frustrated.
Any advice / help greatly appreciated.Had a few sciatica issues until I tried inversion. Got a teeter off Facebook marketplace and within the first use found instant relief. Now only use it when I have stiff lower back. Highly recommended can use a large exercise ball and arch your back on it but the inversion table is the way to go. Good luck with it felt like the devil was biting my ass each time I got up from my desk chair.
The dude abides.
Dirty Wild66
08-06-21, 11:00
Love to read your posts! I think the way that you archive the ads is extremely helpful. Can you give us a course on how you do that? I will share it with Jax boards.
Thanks.
TheRealStifler
08-07-21, 00:16
I have it from a very reliable source that you are imposter! Word is that you not a distinguished English chap with a penchant for young tight pointing, but one of the many alias of that black hearted scoundrel BBC Strike Force Blowtona.
Tell us it ain't true bro' 😂.
Had a few sciatica issues until I tried inversion. Got a teeter off Facebook marketplace and within the first use found instant relief. Now only use it when I have stiff lower back. Highly recommended can use a large exercise ball and arch your back on it but the inversion table is the way to go. Good luck with it felt like the devil was biting my ass each time I got up from my desk chair.
The dude abides.Indeed the inversion table helps.
I also got a cheap but wonderful TENs machine from Amazon that is helping a lot.
Thanks!
Joshua Falken
08-07-21, 13:08
Love to read your posts! I think the way that you archive the ads is extremely helpful. Can you give us a course on how you do that? I will share it with Jax boards.
Thanks.Archive sites abound. My favorites are archive.ch and web.archive.org. Here is a reasonable description of the process for the latter (#5838 in case this link doesn't work):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=5380958&viewfull=1#post5380958.
Note that I didn't introduce archiving to these boards. Some other gent on here introduced the concept about two years ago (sorry I forget who). I just utilize it more than most.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
08-07-21, 13:17
I have it from a very reliable source that you are imposter! Word is that you not a distinguished English chap with a penchant for young tight pointing, but one of the many alias of that black hearted scoundrel BBC Strike Force Blowtona.
Tell us it ain't true bro' 😂.Ha! I love it! I think I'm going to let that rumor fester a bit.
Cheers mate!
Oh, and please point out the post where I claim to be English, lol!
TheRealStifler
08-08-21, 01:00
Ha! I love it! I think I'm going to let that rumor fester a bit.
Cheers mate!
Oh, and please point out the post where I claim to be English, lol!I was just jokin'! I do that once in a while!
Just thought I'd rattle your rattle! It's my way of saying "Hi".
Your absolutely stellar, my boy! Trust me I'm in your fan club!
Oh, and Michelle says hello too. Your actually far and away her favorite bedbud.
I got to show her how to join the site as an advertiser / member so she can express her appreciation directly to her friends on here. (Or whatever the hell we are). Maybe a little help her showing her how to do that sum time in the future? I'm inunduated with work right now! Thanks!
Archive sites abound. My favorites are archive.ch and web.archive.org. Here is a reasonable description of the process for the latter (#5838 in case this link doesn't work):
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7321-Escort-Reports&p=5380958&viewfull=1#post5380958.
Note that I didn't introduce archiving to these boards. Some other gent on here introduced the concept about two years ago (sorry I forget who). I just utilize it more than most.
Cheers!I may be wrong but I believe the first time I remember seeing something archived was RoadWarrior2 K (may he RIP) but since then I have tried to introduce it to a couple of other threads but it never has become popular in those localities which surprises me due to the sheer number of STG etc posts that expire or get deleted and then there is confusion as to what or whom anyone is referring to.
So. I got a PM this evening saying he was following up my post on UTR's in the deland area. And my initial response was "HUH?" I did not recall posting anything about UTR's in deland so I checked his posting history and what a shock - ,zero posts. LMFAO Really? This forum only functions as well as the quality of info that is posted and while I understand A2's perspective on lurkers who never post its kind of maddening that those guys don't grasp a couple of concepts. First mongers go through a LOT of obstacles to get info. LEO stings, robberies (I have been robbed at gunpoint so I know from whence I speak) and just basic ghosting by girls who double book or are just too fucking stoned to remember they scheduled a date. Did I leave any other obstacles out. Maybe the girls with management that like to bang on doors to let you know your time is up in 15 minutes but could you hurry up? LOL and last but certainly not least are the girls who quote a donation and then decide that they uncharge for everything. In essence killing the mood. Oh and along with killing the mood are the girls who greet you in sweats and clearly haven't bathed recently. That should about do it. So my point here is that we go through an awful lot just to get through a date (it really should d not be that hard) and we post the good- bad and even the ugly just because we know that quality info drives the functionality of this forum so when someone with ZERO fucking posts PM's me it kind of irritates me that either they just don't get it or they are just too selfish and refrain from posting. Also let me say that good UTR's are very hard to come by. I know this first hand also as I screened clients for a UTR for 3-4 months and she only saw senior forum members and those guys were grateful. Ok this rant is over LOL.
Horn Dog Too
08-31-21, 08:25
So. I got a PM this evening saying he was following up my post on UTR's in the deland area. And my initial response was "HUH?" I did not recall posting anything about UTR's in deland so I checked his posting history and what a shock - ,zero posts. LMFAO Really? This forum only functions as well as the quality of info that is posted and while I understand A2's perspective on lurkers who never post its kind of maddening that those guys don't grasp a couple of concepts. First mongers go through a LOT of obstacles to get info. LEO stings, robberies (I have been robbed at gunpoint so I know from whence I speak) and just basic ghosting by girls who double book or are just too fucking stoned to remember they scheduled a date. Did I leave any other obstacles out. Maybe the girls with management that like to bang on doors to let you know your time is up in 15 minutes but could you hurry up? LOL and last but certainly not least are the girls who quote a donation and then decide that they uncharge for everything. In essence killing the mood. Oh and along with killing the mood are the girls who greet you in sweats and clearly haven't bathed recently. That should about do it. So my point here is that we go through an awful lot just to get through a date (it really should d not be that hard) and we post the good- bad and even the ugly just because we know that quality info drives the functionality of this forum so when someone with ZERO fucking posts PM's me it kind of irritates me that either they just don't get it or they are just too selfish and refrain from posting. Also let me say that good UTR's are very hard to come by. I know this first hand also as I screened clients for a UTR for 3-4 months and she only saw senior forum members and those guys were grateful. Ok this rant is over LOL.I couldn't agree more. We were all noobs at one point and made errors. But the good noobs RTFF, gather info, partake and report. Most of the good noobs have been hobbyists for a while and just happen to find this library of priceless info either by accident or recommendation. I used to be totally irked by them asking for info when the posts or links they sought were one or two pages back. I used to be irked by DM's asking for something. Now I just ignore / delete. Not worth my time or effort. I will help new guys and seniors who put forth the effort and have filed some useful info. In those cases I will, like you, check their posting history and make that decision. A while back I had two DM's from the same guy, a senior member by the way, who wanted specific info. So I checked his history and fully 3/4 of his posts were asking for info. In 72 posts he had posted useful info in 3 of them. In the others he was contradictory and argumentative. So I just politely told him in DM and his home forum to Fuck off. Cheers to you bud.
When you see an ad and recognize the chick, only to have her quote you prices from GPS, to you saying, Daumn Nichole it's just head! Why so much?
And she begins to piss you off with a bullshit response like, Says the guy having to pay for sex from the w*ore selling it so she can buy more drugs!
Shaking My God Daumned Head.
Thanks.
T-Man.
Joshua Falken
09-25-21, 03:54
I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.
"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me. "He bears with him quite a singular problem, unless I am very much mistaken."
It had been just over three years since I'd taken up residence at 221b Baker Street, and the bewildering pronouncements of my flatmate, Mr. Sherlock Falken, never ceased to confound me.
I strode to the door and cast it wide, hoping to greet Mrs Hudson upon our stoop and knock Falken down a peg in the process. Inspector Lestrade gazed back at me expectantly. "Is he in?" asked the Inspector, agitation creasing his brow. I stood aside and, with a slight bow, swept my arm towards the sitting room.
Sherlock Falken, abandoning his paper in favor of more cerebral stimulation, met us upon the hearth. Falken indulged himself in a smile at my bemused expression before gesturing the Inspector into an armchair. "Pray, take a seat Lestrade, and tell us what brings you forth in such inclement weather."
"It's this Kira business," huffed the Inspector, taking a seat and pulling a sheaf of papers from his grey moleskin. "My entire case hinges on the motives of two gentlemen. Mr. GioDude of Brixton Hill, and a Mr. JohnsTine of Walton-on-the-Naze, Essex." The Inspector handed his sheaf to Falken who, having deposited himself upon the opposite lounger, rifled through the documents with keen interest.
"Now," said the Scotland Yard official when my friend had concluded his perusal, "what, pray tell, do you make of those?"
Falken stared back at our visitor with an air of sardonic amusement. "Surely the matter is plain enough?" mused my companion. "You burden yourself at the outset with a false assumption."
"Is that so, Mr. Falken!" the Inspector spat with asperity. "Will you be good enough to enlighten us upon this point, will you not? What is this false assumption I make?
"Why, the assumption that you are dealing with two men, of course." Falken replied in amusement. The Inspector, momentarily taken aback, finally stammered, "So you think there were more?"
"On the contrary my good man," Falken said with a chuckle, "I think there were less. Less by two in fact. But see here Lestrade, I shall lay out the facts before you as I read them, and you will tell me if we are none the wiser for the effort."
"On the 3rd of August this year, our man Mr. GioDude posts his first review of Ms. Kira. In Green Bay Wisconsin! On the 5th of August he posts once again in Green Bay, possessing intimate knowledge of Ms. Kira's travel itinerary. On the 13th of August he once again promotes Ms. Kira's aptitude to his Green Bay audience. Here is where things get a little more interesting, for on the 25th of August he posts in Daytona Beach, Florida, that he has visited Ms. Kira with his only complaint being the presence of some cats. Well, that was never mentioned in Green Bay, so ostensibly our friend is referring to her Daytona living arrangements, a singular thing since up to this point he's been living in Green Bay. Now comes Mr. JohnsTine on to the scene on the 7th of September when he offers us a literally unbelievable tale of Kira making him "pop 4 times in an hour." After EroticM quite reasonably questions this assertion, Mr. JohnsTine, on the 8th of September, explains that viagra was responsible. And now for the coup de gras. Yesterday your man Mr. JohnsTine extols the virtues of a double with Kira and Jayne. Nothing unusual there, save perhaps for his singular preoccupation with Ms. Kira. However, when SwampRat pokes fun at the size of these ladies, who should immediately swoop in to defend their honor but our old friend, Mr. GioDude."
"So let us recap Lestrade. We have two men with ten posts between them. Every post is about Kira and every one is glowing. GioDude possesses intimate details regarding Kira's travel itinerary and indeed, even some of the motivations behind the details. GioDude moves to Daytona Beach at the same time as Kira, or from Green Bay he happens to keep such a close eye on Kira that within four hours of SwampRat's jab, including moderation time, he rushes to her aid, though he has not posted for the previous month. And of course, there are the absurd assertions of Mr. JohnsTine and his superhuman libedo. Is it not obvious, Lestrade, that Mr. GioDude and Mr. JohnsTine are one and the same person. Given the apparent lack of a reasonable male perspective offered by Mr. JohnsTine, I believe in all likelihood they are the very woman herself."
"By jove Mr. Falken," exclaimed the Inspector. "When you put the matter in such light, it does seem rather obvious. I am indeed in your debt." The Scotland Yard professional clasped my friend's hand before making his way to our door.
"One moment Lestrade," Falken called after him. "If you really wish to express your gratitude, there is something you might do for me."
"Name it sir!" replied Lestrade.
'Your fair young assistant," said Falken, taking up his violin and scratching out a melancholy dirge, "there is quite an understanding between us. I would be very much obliged if you would give her the afternoon off and instruct her to meet me in my box at Ascot. I would also beg that she be excused any lateness on the morrow, for she has quite the busy night in store."
Inspector Lestrade beamed at the great detective, nodded his ascent, and promptly strode from our rooms.
"How often have I said to you, Watson, that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.
"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me. "He bears with him quite a singular problem, unless I am very much mistaken."
It had been just over three years since I'd taken up residence at 221b Baker Street, and the bewildering pronouncements of my flatmate, Mr. Sherlock Falken, never ceased to confound me.
I strode to the door and cast it wide, hoping to greet Mrs Hudson upon our stoop and knock Falken down a peg in the process. Inspector Lestrade gazed back at me expectantly. "Is he in?" asked the Inspector, agitation creasing his brow. I stood aside and, with a slight bow, swept my arm towards the sitting room.
Sherlock Falken, abandoning his paper in favor of more cerebral stimulation, met us upon the hearth. Falken indulged himself in a smile at my bemused expression before gesturing the Inspector into an armchair. "Pray, take a seat Lestrade, and tell us what brings you forth in such inclement weather."
"It's this Kira business," huffed the Inspector, taking a seat and pulling a sheaf of papers from his grey moleskin. "My entire case hinges on the motives of two gentlemen. Mr. GioDude of Brixton Hill, and a Mr. JohnsTine of Walton-on-the-Naze, Essex." The Inspector handed his sheaf to Falken who, having deposited himself upon the opposite lounger, rifled through the documents with keen interest.
"Now," said the Scotland Yard official when my friend had concluded his perusal, "what, pray tell, do you make of those?"
Falken stared back at our visitor with an air of sardonic amusement. "Surely the matter is plain enough?" mused my companion. "You burden yourself at the outset with a false assumption."
"Is that so, Mr. Falken!" the Inspector spat with asperity. "Will you be good enough to enlighten us upon this point, will you not? What is this false assumption I make?
"Why, the assumption that you are dealing with two men, of course." Falken replied in amusement. The Inspector, momentarily taken aback, finally stammered, "So you think there were more?"
"On the contrary my good man," Falken said with a chuckle, "I think there were less. Less by two in fact. But see here Lestrade, I shall lay out the facts before you as I read them, and you will tell me if we are none the wiser for the effort."
"On the 3rd of August this year, our man Mr. GioDude posts his first review of Ms. Kira. In Green Bay Wisconsin! On the 5th of August he posts once again in Green Bay, possessing intimate knowledge of Ms. Kira's travel itinerary. On the 13th of August he once again promotes Ms. Kira's aptitude to his Green Bay audience. Here is where things get a little more interesting, for on the 25th of August he posts in Daytona Beach, Florida, that he has visited Ms. Kira with his only complaint being the presence of some cats. Well, that was never mentioned in Green Bay, so ostensibly our friend is referring to her Daytona living arrangements, a singular thing since up to this point he's been living in Green Bay. Now comes Mr. JohnsTine on to the scene on the 7th of September when he offers us a literally unbelievable tale of Kira making him "pop 4 times in an hour." After EroticM quite reasonably questions this assertion, Mr. JohnsTine, on the 8th of September, explains that viagra was responsible. And now for the coup de gras. Yesterday your man Mr. JohnsTine extols the virtues of a double with Kira and Jayne. Nothing unusual there, save perhaps for his singular preoccupation with Ms. Kira. However, when SwampRat pokes fun at the size of these ladies, who should immediately swoop in to defend their honor but our old friend, Mr. GioDude."
"So let us recap Lestrade. We have two men with ten posts between them. Every post is about Kira and every one is glowing. GioDude possesses intimate details regarding Kira's travel itinerary and indeed, even some of the motivations behind the details. GioDude moves to Daytona Beach at the same time as Kira, or from Green Bay he happens to keep such a close eye on Kira that within four hours of SwampRat's jab, including moderation time, he rushes to her aid, though he has not posted for the previous month. And of course, there are the absurd assertions of Mr. JohnsTine and his superhuman libedo. Is it not obvious, Lestrade, that Mr. GioDude and Mr. JohnsTine are one and the same person. Given the apparent lack of a reasonable male perspective offered by Mr. JohnsTine, I believe in all likelihood they are the very woman herself."
"By jove Mr. Falken," exclaimed the Inspector. "When you put the matter in such light, it does seem rather obvious. I am indeed in your debt." The Scotland Yard professional clasped my friend's hand before making his way to our door.
"One moment Lestrade," Falken called after him. "If you really wish to express your gratitude, there is something you might do for me."
"Name it sir!" replied Lestrade.
'Your fair young assistant," said Falken, taking up his violin and scratching out a melancholy dirge, "there is quite an understanding between us. I would be very much obliged if you would give her the afternoon off and instruct her to meet me in my box at Ascot. I would also beg that she be excused any lateness on the morrow, for she has quite the busy night in store."
Inspector Lestrade beamed at the great detective, nodded his ascent, and promptly strode from our rooms.
Joshua Falken
09-25-21, 21:57
"How often have I said to you, Watson, that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?My dear Mr. Duster, you are indeed a man of culture and taste, LOL!
I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.
"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me...I should probably clarify this post as it is fairly dense and thoroughly self-indulgent on my part. If you've never read Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the original author of the Sherlock Holmes mysteries, you may well wonder why my diction is even more inscrutable than normal. In this story I've adopted Conan Doyle's writing style, just for the fun of it. However, like all of my self-indulgent stories, this one is also built upon a foundation of truth.
For those who'd rather not suffer through it, I am stating that I believe GioDude and JohnsTine to be alter egos of Kira. If you go read their eleven combined posts, you will too.
Sorry Kira, you are probably a really nice person and I do believe your claims of skill. Well, not the "4 pops in an hour" bit, but everything else. BTW, twhis is the fight thread so if you'd like to curse my knavery or question my lineage here, I don't think Admin will blue-font you again.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
09-25-21, 22:44
Not sure why a lot of you seem hung up on nina...You don't need to sugar coat it mate. We all know I'm the only one here actually hung up on Niina, LOL.
I used to reference the lass with a petulant, albeit cathartic need to vent my frustration, like starting off a review with "While my ATF was busily ghosting me, I reached out to the wee lass Robin..." and similar preambles.
More recently, my referencing the lass has shifted into whimsical commentary, or perhaps just some humorous social interaction with the forum. Indeed, the fact that my ATF hates me provides endless opportunities for jovial self-deprecation, not to mention the occasional cautionary tale. That little poem I wrote in her honor for example. I really thought more lads would identify with that one (I knew the Zork reference was a longshot, LOL).
So given your depiction of the lass you may well wonder why Niina was my self-proclaimed muse. Pretty simple really. When we were together she treated me like her lover. And of course, what could be more natural than to forgive the sins and overlook the transgressions of a lover?
At the same time, I am not ignorant of her flaws, nor am I deluded into thinking she treated all her clients as she treated me. Far from it, and I have taken pains on these boards never to sell a false bill of goods. For example, in ER #4471 I explicitly state "I don't report on this lass much because I'm not objective where Niina is concerned and we are so close and intimate that little I wrote about donations, time, and menu would be repeatable by most others."
Well, that was before she wanted my soul to burn for eternity of course, but you get the point - honesty and transparency, LOL. So yeah, I don't disagree with anything you said about either lass. Stormy is still on my short list, but I appreciate your perspective none the less.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
10-03-21, 23:17
I've been trying to reconnect with Essie and have been coming up empty. If anyone knows how I might accomplish this, I'd be grateful of a PM.
Cheers!
Had a car date with her great BJ she was pretty accommodating looks like her pics https://daytona.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/huge-tits-palm-coast-bunnell/153477289638.Did you work on a discount to come here and post that?
Looks like her pics huh? Those pics have been in use a really long time so we know that's bs.
How about taking the lipstick off the pig, that's exactly what that is. A stinking sweaty hog that wants way too much for lousy service.
Did you work on a discount to come here and post that?
Looks like her pics huh? Those pics have been in use a really long time so we know that's bs.
How about taking the lipstick off the pig, that's exactly what that is. A stinking sweaty hog that wants way too much for lousy service.You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.
You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.You are a regular member with less than 10 post calling me a provider spreading bad info? That's grand.
Like I said she is a total pig. There are plenty of other bad reviews here from some others about this gem. Probably the same one I'm replying to.
You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.This girl is not a Big Beautiful Woman and I would not confuse anything about her. Including her hygiene to be Sexy LMAO are you kidding me? This girl is 330 LBs of fat and sweat. It's not that you only have 8 posts. Its more about the substance and its as if you are promoting these pigs. To be defensive and call a monger with 90 posts a working girl just screams of idiocy LOL My first 8 posts were probably 8 different providers LOL whereas yours are somewhat different. I can't wait for your next review LOL.
funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.I would love to share some great reviews here but unfortunately all the girls I have met that advertise aren't so far worth praise. I don't seek high end providers which is why I don't comment on such. The ones I could give rave reviews about would be totally irrelevant because noone would know who they were.
Here are a few by name if they have passed.
Andrea r0 se- super great BBBJ, was sweet and a victim of an overdose few years back.
Mikaela aka Chelsea 0 brien.
Gave a good review about her while noting the stab wounds. Also od deceased.
Cheryl h another BBBJ queen. Great service moved away.
Michelle p (opposite of rich).
Was a good BBBJ provider but turned to hustler and did a grab and run on me. No longer advertises was on CL.
I could go on with many more but fruitless being noone here probably ever heard of them. Shame these were great providers once upon a time.
Doug Stamper
10-12-21, 07:57
You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.
You are a regular member with less than 10 post calling me a provider spreading bad info? That's grand. Like I said she is a total pig. There are plenty of other bad reviews here from some others about this gem. Probably the same one I'm replying to.JohnsTine, I'd agree that calling out a senior member (as a fake) was not the best reply since you are new. I also think they're being too critical. So JT likes fat girls? Everybody has their thing, that's why there's both vanilla and chocolate. I'm sure there are others that appreciated his review but are choosing to remain quiet lest they become targets as well.
Horn Dog Too
10-15-21, 15:26
Oh, come on man! Really? Just read "his" 10 posts. All about Kira and Jayne. Most obvious case of self posting I've ever seen.
Joshua Falken
10-15-21, 22:54
You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.Greetings JohnsTine! I'm hoping to get your opinion on a few hobby related topics if you don't mind me asking.
In your experience, what is the most common reason providers ghost? I used to think it was getting high and checking out but Teanna down in Brevard told me she thought it was double booking. I suspect that's true but I'm interested to know what you think.
Also, when texting a lass for the first time (let's call it the introductory text), what in your opinion are the most important features that determine whether she'll text back? I'm pretty sure texting respectfully must be high on the list. I'm guessing there are other attributes that come into play too. I've aways imagined it helps to sound educated and professional, but maybe that could be offputting? Thanks in advance for fielding these questions. I hope you will keep posting, especially here on the Dirtona thread. I think you probably have unique insights into this hobby that could help improve our game.
Cheers mate!
Oh, come on man! Really? Just read "his" 10 posts. All about Kira and Jayne. Most obvious case of self posting I've ever seen.My guess is that it is Kiara and the fake post about that 330 LB pig is just made up to throw us off of the scent LOL.
Joshua Falken
10-20-21, 02:58
I have been receiving texts from mongers for a while now asking how one goes about securing a UTR, probably because others with UTRs are smart enough not to write about them, LOL. Anyway, today I'm writing a bulk reply to those gentlemen, downloading my thoughts on the art and science of bagging that most illusive of creatures, the UTR.
So before I get started, first let me state that thankfully, the hunt for UTRs is not a zero-sum game. For those unfamiliar with that term, it comes from game theory and could be summarized as "for someone to win, some else must lose." Fortunately, the UTR game is not such a cutthroat enterprise, as your ability to lock down a little private trim on the side will have little or no effect on others' ability to do the same. That is why I don't care who knows my strategies, because you getting yours won't affect my game in any appreciable way. In fact, your success could even become my success (see method four below), but we'll navigate those waters later.
One final preamble before I jump in. I'm first going to describe the methods I know work because I've used them to my benefit. Then I'm going to describe methods I believe will work but haven't tried yet (mostly because I already have plenty, lol). But cracking on.
Method 1: Pursuing the dropout.
I've written about this one in the past, but for those who don't know, it goes something like this: You've got an advertising lass on your regular rotation who suddenly goes quiet. She's out of the game now and it may be for a variety of reasons. She may have a new boyfriend, taken on other work, moved away, decided she's over the hard provider lifestyle, whatever. But you, being a cunning lad, don't just write her off. You actually keep reaching out just in case. And sure, ninety five percent of the time you'll be texting dead air. But every now and then you'll catch one in the right mood. "Yeah, I could use some quick easy cash just now" she thinks to herself, staring somberly at her meager paycheck and the stack of bills on the counter. "He was always clean and respectful. Sure, why not?" She pings you back and you, my friend, now have yourself a UTR.
Method 2: The Invitee.
Around two years ago I had just finished shagging the stuffing out of wee Jasmine (she of elf and Christmas light costume fame) when, laying there naked and glistening she announces her impending retirement. "But I'm going to keep seeing a few of my favs," she offers to my relief. "Here is my real number," she says, picking up her phone to text me her digits. The rest is, as they say, history.
Method 3: The Respected Senior (public).
We care about our UTRs and want to see them happy and cared for, but often times we alone can't meet their financial needs. So what do we do? We reach out to our trusted mongering community. "Hey lads, my cute little UTR needs more help than I can give just now. Respected Seniors hit me up if interested." The key there is "Respected Seniors." We don't want just anyone shagging our girl. The gents we send her way reflect on us, so we look for lads who contribute (so they are a known and trusted quantity) and lads who are respectful of the providers they see (no way in hell am I sending a sadist to my UTR). Which brings me to my final tried and true method.
Method 4: The Respected Senior (private).
This one is much like method three, except that the sharing goes on behind the scenes. So for this one, it pays to maintain a healthy network of mongering friends. Then, when your mate's UTR needs some extra cash, he doesn't post about it, he messages you.
So those are the methods I have direct experience with... but the candles burn low in their sconces, so I'll save the remaining ideas for a part II post, where I'll also offer up some ideas on how to tilt the odds for any of these methods in your favor.
Cheers!
Any body been to Costa Rica? Thinking about moving there.
T-Man.
Joshua Falken
10-23-21, 12:37
Now for a few UTR snaring methods I think would work but haven't found it necessary to try. But first a little thought process context. It strikes me that, if you are going it alone, a critical aspect to cultivating a UTR relationship is meeting a lass who is (or could be) both willing and able to have the occasional dalliance. Therefore, the methods posited below focus on ways to identify and meet such a lass.
Method 5: The Occasional Popup.
I watch skipthegames and similar sites carefully and now and again I note a lass will pop up for a few days, then go dark for months. These are hard to note due to fakes and transients, but they are identifiable. If I were looking for a UTR, that's probably where I would start. Clearly they don't want to be on the radar, but are occasionally compelled to do so when their finances are strained. I would get with one of these local pop ups, treat her right, and try to just keep seeing her when she goes to ground.
Method 6: The Occasional Duo.
We've all seen it, the mainstream provider who is doing duos with a hot noob. It's that partner that I would be interested in cultivating if I were looking. I would go see them as a couple and if I liked her and she liked me, I'd ask if I could call her sometime.
Method 7: The Duo Request.
My addiction to this fine hobby has introduced me to an absurd number of providers, and many seem to have friends who are curious but unwilling to advertise. You probably won't get far asking a provider to introduce you to such a lass, but if you tell her you are interested in trying mnage trois, she may do just that. Then see method six.
Method 8: The After Party.
I don't know much about the strip club scene, but these boards are rife with stories of mongers getting digits from the dancers. A clear upside to this approach is she's probably pretty hot and skilled. A downside might be that she's higher traffic than a typical UTR.
Method 9: The Arrangements Sites.
I don't use these sites for UTR hunting as I've found most lasses there are looking for hefty long-term financial compensation. However, some lads have reported success with these sites.
Method 10: The Acquaintance.
Turning friends into friends-with-benefits is a fantastic skill. I can't play in those waters as I must remain anonymous to my sex partners, but I'm sure others here could write troves on the subject.
Well, that's all I have for now. I meant to discuss ingratiating one's self to a lass to significantly increase their interest in being your UTR, but that will need to be a separate post. I'd be interested to learn from you lads what strategies have and haven't worked for you.
Cheers!
Horn Dog Too
10-23-21, 16:03
Any body been to Costa Rica? Thinking about moving there.
T-Man.Quite a few times. Only to San Jose though. PM if you'd like.
Edgewater94
10-23-21, 19:29
Any body been to Costa Rica? Thinking about moving there.
T-Man.Been there a bunch of times for work. San Jose has some crazy places. Pirates club is like a strip club with rooms upstairs. Del Ray has actual hotel rooms but more expensive. All the working girls need to be tested regularly, but still wrap the rascal. Jaco Beach is supposed to be the best but I haven't been there.
Hey gang,
Does anyone have recommendations for an hourly type motel or cheap that doesn't have rats in the Daytona area (takes cash no I'd of course) I would rather meet my hookups at a place I can control. Less risk of LEO as well.
Thanks.
MiloYamBags
10-27-21, 09:55
Been there a bunch of times for work. San Jose has some crazy places. Pirates club is like a strip club with rooms upstairs. Del Ray has actual hotel rooms but more expensive. All the working girls need to be tested regularly, but still wrap the rascal. Jaco Beach is supposed to be the best but I haven't been there.I stayed out near the airport, not a good move. Did one body rub place, and 2 incalls. Cheap and satisfying. Plus I was able to control the visit better in my hotel. I reviewed them in the international version of this page.
So IRL, outside this forum, man to man what does it really mean when a chick tells you, "And this by far is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done. " actually mean?
TIA.
Please and thank you.
Ron Swanson.
T-Man.
Coughf coughf.
Mosin Nagant
11-28-21, 11:50
I have been receiving texts from mongers for a while now asking how one goes about securing a UTR, probably because others with UTRs are smart enough not to write about them, LOL. Anyway, today I'm writing a bulk reply to those gentlemen....These were two great posts! If you don't mind, I will let the Orlando and Brevard boards take a look. I have used several of your techniques in the past.
When I really enjoy a particular provider's company, typically not a candy-controlled gal, I make every attempt to get their real names and phone numbers in anticipation of some of your scenarios.
The other technique that I have used is social media. I would love your analysis Mr Falken. Once I get said lady's name, I friend her on FB with my monger account. It turns out that quite a few of her friends have provided, would think about it, or occasionally need some money. FB is also good because if I ditch the monger phone, I can still have that account.
Joshua Falken
11-28-21, 18:18
These were two great posts! If you don't mind, I will let the Orlando and Brevard boards take a look. I have used several of your techniques in the past.
When I really enjoy a particular provider's company, typically not a candy-controlled gal, I make every attempt to get their real names and phone numbers in anticipation of some of your scenarios.
The other technique that I have used is social media. I would love your analysis Mr Falken. Once I get said lady's name, I friend her on FB with my monger account. It turns out that quite a few of her friends have provided, would think about it, or occasionally need some money. FB is also good because if I ditch the monger phone, I can still have that account.Hey, thanks Mosin for sharing with Brevard and Orlando. You may need to point them to Dirtona though, as I've foolishly neglected to post them to our UTR board, LOL.
Yeah, great call on the social media. I've noticed these lasses tend to befriend each other as you've said. Can you recommend next steps? Once you've identified a potential UTR from a providers network, do you just message them with the indecent proposal? Try to befriend them first? I'm interested to know what's worked, or what you think would work.
Cheers mate!
Any body been to Costa Rica? Thinking about moving there.
T-Man.Yes have been was great. Roads and traffic suck though. Just rent I would not buy anything even though prices are not bad. Just to hard to sell. If your older I would worry little on health care. But your only. 2 hr back to USA so not bad. Lots of ladies. Good luck.
Mosin Nagant
12-02-21, 03:19
Hey, thanks Mosin for sharing with Brevard and Orlando. You may need to point them to Dirtona though, as I've foolishly neglected to post them to our UTR board, LOL.
Yeah, great call on the social media. I've noticed these lasses tend to befriend each other as you've said. Can you recommend next steps? Once you've identified a potential UTR from a providers network, do you just message them with the indecent proposal? Try to befriend them first? I'm interested to know what's worked, or what you think would work.
Cheers mate!1. Usually you can become FB friends with the real pros using your USASG handle.
2. Find their IRL friends who look curious or in the biz. Some you will recognize from their govt sponsored glamour shots!
3. Start commenting on the pages of the possible gals. A like here, a heart emoji there. Etc.
4. Mention how you know their friend Jane (or whatever) and gauge the response. Sometimes follow up with something along the lines of mutual respect or difficult economy.
Then just do the usual thing you do with horny MILFs at your local bar!
Joshua Falken
12-28-21, 17:45
I don't often post about providers who waste my time, though I totally understand the impulse to do so. A chippy jerks a lad around, he gets sore, and posts about it out of spite. Anyway, every year or so a provider's performance earns her such a post from me. Last year's model was Deltona Starr. This year we have the wee lass Stormy.
It began about six months ago with a flurry of posts extolling her virtues, which were no doubt accurate at the time (in fairness, Jimmer brought her to our attention back in January). Of course, when a provider rises to the rank of usasg flavor of the month, she becomes extraordinarily difficult to see. I waited a bit, therefore, then reached out to wee Stormy. A few back-and-forths followed, accentuated by extremely slow response times on her part. Finally, many weeks later, we set a playdate.
"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain." ― Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had prepared for the date and driven half way to her flat when she texted to cancel. She was contrite enough, claiming to be a professional who almost never needs to cancel a date and offering a 25 rose discount on our next visit. I was aggravated of course, though simultaneously impressed that she didn't just straight up ghost me. I honestly don't think this was out of any real professionalism on her part. I think she just couldn't have me sitting in her driveway, truth be told. She claimed the following day would work well for a redo, then went completely unresponsive of course.
Fast forward six months to my most recent unsuccessful effort to play with Stormy. I was a bit apprehensive reaching out, given recent negative reviews by HeWolf47, ColdOne69, and Mk4545 (especially the report of odor, my biggest turnoff), but I am a sucker for a spinner bod and chose to take my chances.
"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm." ―Willa Cather
So I do reach out, asking the lass for a same-day meet up, and surprisingly receive a same-day response. The trouble starts when I ask about her donations. She immediately admonishes me for not knowing her rates, because she had already told me months earlier. Yeah, what was I thinking. I pretend to laugh this off, not wanting the implosion I see coming. Next, I ask if I could see her around six, to which she responds that she could meet up at six thirty. I said sure, though six thirty would be the latest I could meet (who here has had a playdate actually begin at the appointed time. Ever.) due to an evening engagement. Stormy immediately gets mad and admonishes me for... honestly I have no idea what.
This is a really bad sign. She has been triggered twice by two completely innocent and mundane texts. What will our date be like, I wondered? I wasn't willing to find out. I reply that something is clearly bothering her and that I am looking for a relaxing experience, so I will hit her up another time. I am pretty sure what her response will be, and I am disappointed to be right. Her next text simply says "blocked." So much for professionalism, LOL. I roll my eyes and move on, setting up a 180 rose dalliance with Raelynn (who's communication is infinitely more appealing). Raelynn also receives the amazon gift card I had picked up for Stormy while we were texting.
"In times of storm and tempest, of indecision and desolation, a book already known and loved makes better reading than something new and untried ..." ―Elizabeth Goudge
Later that night I used a different texting app to message Stormy, politely and respectfully suggesting that, for the sake of her business and to obviate bad reviews, she converse with mongers a bit more professionally in the future. At this point providers respond in one of two ways. They either apologize for their behavior, explaining how some life stressor had temporarily gotten the better of them, or they throw a tantrum and try everything in their power to hit back at whatever perceived slight they have just endured. Well, you know which road Stormy took, else you'd be reading a more traditional report right now.
"You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms ..." ―Anna Akhmatova
The response that followed was the most vitriolic string of messages I've ever received. Any nastiness she could summon was represented in those texts. She also stated that she didn't give a shit about her reviews and challenged me to write one. Mmmm, okay.
She also demanded I include the following passage: "you've been texting me since June! Haven't seen me ONCE! Wasting my damn time!" Mmmm, okay. Well, two truths out of three isn't bad. What she failed to recall was how our communication had gone over the past six months. Here is a typical sample:
Me: Hey there Stormy love. Are you interested in meeting up this evening?
Her (two weeks later): I can see you today babe.
Yep, I'm wasting the shit out of her time all right, LOL.
"And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people." ―Caitlyn Siehl
Now, I know what you're thinking lads. Aren't I just another butt sore monger trying to get even on a nasty provider? This question is more than fair, yet consider that I'm writing this post a week and a half after the fact, allowing for an honest and dispassionate accounting of those events. It is a bit irritating that I am burning even more time on Stormy writing this post, but it's a PSA for you lads and not about me.
"But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you wont be the same person who walked in. Thats what this storms all about." ―Haruki Murakami
So there you have it lads, another data point for your go, no-go calculations.
Cheers!
BeachRunner51
12-29-21, 10:53
I don't often post about providers who waste my time, though I totally understand the impulse to do so. A chippy jerks a lad around, he gets sore, and posts about it out of spite. Anyway, every year or so a provider's performance earns her such a post from me. Last year's model was Deltona Starr. This year we have the wee lass Stormy.
It began about six months ago with a flurry of posts extolling her virtues, which were no doubt accurate at the time (in fairness, Jimmer brought her to our attention back in January). Of course, when a provider rises to the rank of usasg flavor of the month, she becomes extraordinarily difficult to see. I waited a bit, therefore, then reached out to wee Stormy. A few back-and-forths followed, accentuated by extremely slow response times on her part. Finally, many weeks later, we set a playdate.
"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain." ― Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had prepared for the date and driven half way to her flat when she texted to cancel. She was contrite enough, claiming to be a professional who almost never needs to cancel a date and offering a 25 rose discount on our next visit. I was aggravated of course, though simultaneously impressed that she didn't just straight up ghost me. I honestly don't think this was out of any real professionalism on her part. I think she just couldn't have me sitting in her driveway, truth be told. She claimed the following day would work well for a redo, then went completely unresponsive of course.
Fast forward six months to my most recent unsuccessful effort to play with Stormy. I was a bit apprehensive reaching out, given recent negative reviews by HeWolf47, ColdOne69, and Mk4545 (especially the report of odor, my biggest turnoff), but I am a sucker for a spinner bod and chose to take my chances.
"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm." ―Willa Cather
So I do reach out, asking the lass for a same-day meet up, and surprisingly receive a same-day response. The trouble starts when I ask about her donations. She immediately admonishes me for not knowing her rates, because she had already told me months earlier. Yeah, what was I thinking. I pretend to laugh this off, not wanting the implosion I see coming. Next, I ask if I could see her around six, to which she responds that she could meet up at six thirty. I said sure, though six thirty would be the latest I could meet (who here has had a playdate actually begin at the appointed time. Ever.) due to an evening engagement. Stormy immediately gets mad and admonishes me for... honestly I have no idea what.
This is a really bad sign. She has been triggered twice by two completely innocent and mundane texts. What will our date be like, I wondered? I wasn't willing to find out. I reply that something is clearly bothering her and that I am looking for a relaxing experience, so I will hit her up another time. I am pretty sure what her response will be, and I am disappointed to be right. Her next text simply says "blocked." So much for professionalism, LOL. I roll my eyes and move on, setting up a 180 rose dalliance with Raelynn (who's communication is infinitely more appealing). Raelynn also receives the amazon gift card I had picked up for Stormy while we were texting.
"In times of storm and tempest, of indecision and desolation, a book already known and loved makes better reading than something new and untried ..." ―Elizabeth Goudge
Later that night I used a different texting app to message Stormy, politely and respectfully suggesting that, for the sake of her business and to obviate bad reviews, she converse with mongers a bit more professionally in the future. At this point providers respond in one of two ways. They either apologize for their behavior, explaining how some life stressor had temporarily gotten the better of them, or they throw a tantrum and try everything in their power to hit back at whatever perceived slight they have just endured. Well, you know which road Stormy took, else you'd be reading a more traditional report right now.
"You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms ..." ―Anna Akhmatova
The response that followed was the most vitriolic string of messages I've ever received. Any nastiness she could summon was represented in those texts. She also stated that she didn't give a shit about her reviews and challenged me to write one. Mmmm, okay.
She also demanded I include the following passage: "you've been texting me since June! Haven't seen me ONCE! Wasting my damn time!" Mmmm, okay. Well, two truths out of three isn't bad. What she failed to recall was how our communication had gone over the past six months. Here is a typical sample:
Me: Hey there Stormy love. Are you interested in meeting up this evening?
Her (two weeks later): I can see you today babe.
Yep, I'm wasting the shit out of her time all right, LOL.
"And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people." ―Caitlyn Siehl
Now, I know what you're thinking lads. Aren't I just another butt sore monger trying to get even on a nasty provider? This question is more than fair, yet consider that I'm writing this post a week and a half after the fact, allowing for an honest and dispassionate accounting of those events. It is a bit irritating that I am burning even more time on Stormy writing this post, but it's a PSA for you lads and not about me.
"But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you wont be the same person who walked in. Thats what this storms all about." ―Haruki Murakami
So there you have it lads, another data point for your go, no-go calculations.
Cheers!Sad to hear but not surprised. I was one of the first few people to write a review of this beautiful spinner and probably helped her become the popular flavor of the month. My first visit, which I wrote a review of, was out of this world and I quickly set up my second visit which went very well also. Some time had past before my third visit (had to take care of my regulars) and that is when I got to see first hand her condescending attitude over me knocking on her door at the agreed upon time. Needless to say I wasn't feeling appreciated for my generous donations and decided that it was going to be my last visit. I thought it would be difficult to stay away because her body type is my weakness but with the recent info from my well respected senior friends I find it very easy to use my time and donations elsewhere. I have fond memories of this storm and glad that I got to be in the eye of it but then again I didn't suffer any real damage from it either. I think I will see if this Raelynn would be interested in some of my FEMA $$.
Been a while since I was in the storm. Mostly I got tired of the poor comms. I never had a bad visit though. Lately I've enjoyed a couple utr's and trying my hand at turning strippers into utrs. Yes I know, the difficult rating on that isn't terribly high, but it's been adventurous! (For the record, my senses tell me Nuttingo is the King of the Stripper to UTR niche! )
Cheers to a Happy New Year!
I don't often post about providers who waste my time, though I totally understand the impulse to do so. A chippy jerks a lad around, he gets sore, and posts about it out of spite. Anyway, every year or so a provider's performance earns her such a post from me. Last year's model was Deltona Starr. This year we have the wee lass Stormy.
It began about six months ago with a flurry of posts extolling her virtues, which were no doubt accurate at the time (in fairness, Jimmer brought her to our attention back in January). Of course, when a provider rises to the rank of usasg flavor of the month, she becomes extraordinarily difficult to see. I waited a bit, therefore, then reached out to wee Stormy. A few back-and-forths followed, accentuated by extremely slow response times on her part. Finally, many weeks later, we set a playdate.
"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain." ― Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had prepared for the date and driven half way to her flat when she texted to cancel. She was contrite enough, claiming to be a professional who almost never needs to cancel a date and offering a 25 rose discount on our next visit. I was aggravated of course, though simultaneously impressed that she didn't just straight up ghost me. I honestly don't think this was out of any real professionalism on her part. I think she just couldn't have me sitting in her driveway, truth be told. She claimed the following day would work well for a redo, then went completely unresponsive of course.
Fast forward six months to my most recent unsuccessful effort to play with Stormy. I was a bit apprehensive reaching out, given recent negative reviews by HeWolf47, ColdOne69, and Mk4545 (especially the report of odor, my biggest turnoff), but I am a sucker for a spinner bod and chose to take my chances.
"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm." ―Willa Cather
So I do reach out, asking the lass for a same-day meet up, and surprisingly receive a same-day response. The trouble starts when I ask about her donations. She immediately admonishes me for not knowing her rates, because she had already told me months earlier. Yeah, what was I thinking. I pretend to laugh this off, not wanting the implosion I see coming. Next, I ask if I could see her around six, to which she responds that she could meet up at six thirty. I said sure, though six thirty would be the latest I could meet (who here has had a playdate actually begin at the appointed time. Ever.) due to an evening engagement. Stormy immediately gets mad and admonishes me for... honestly I have no idea what.
This is a really bad sign. She has been triggered twice by two completely innocent and mundane texts. What will our date be like, I wondered? I wasn't willing to find out. I reply that something is clearly bothering her and that I am looking for a relaxing experience, so I will hit her up another time. I am pretty sure what her response will be, and I am disappointed to be right. Her next text simply says "blocked." So much for professionalism, LOL. I roll my eyes and move on, setting up a 180 rose dalliance with Raelynn (who's communication is infinitely more appealing). Raelynn also receives the amazon gift card I had picked up for Stormy while we were texting.
"In times of storm and tempest, of indecision and desolation, a book already known and loved makes better reading than something new and untried ..." ―Elizabeth Goudge
Later that night I used a different texting app to message Stormy, politely and respectfully suggesting that, for the sake of her business and to obviate bad reviews, she converse with mongers a bit more professionally in the future. At this point providers respond in one of two ways. They either apologize for their behavior, explaining how some life stressor had temporarily gotten the better of them, or they throw a tantrum and try everything in their power to hit back at whatever perceived slight they have just endured. Well, you know which road Stormy took, else you'd be reading a more traditional report right now.
"You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms ..." ―Anna Akhmatova
The response that followed was the most vitriolic string of messages I've ever received. Any nastiness she could summon was represented in those texts. She also stated that she didn't give a shit about her reviews and challenged me to write one. Mmmm, okay.
She also demanded I include the following passage: "you've been texting me since June! Haven't seen me ONCE! Wasting my damn time!" Mmmm, okay. Well, two truths out of three isn't bad. What she failed to recall was how our communication had gone over the past six months. Here is a typical sample:
Me: Hey there Stormy love. Are you interested in meeting up this evening?
Her (two weeks later): I can see you today babe.
Yep, I'm wasting the shit out of her time all right, LOL.
"And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people." ―Caitlyn Siehl
Now, I know what you're thinking lads. Aren't I just another butt sore monger trying to get even on a nasty provider? This question is more than fair, yet consider that I'm writing this post a week and a half after the fact, allowing for an honest and dispassionate accounting of those events. It is a bit irritating that I am burning even more time on Stormy writing this post, but it's a PSA for you lads and not about me.
"But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you wont be the same person who walked in. Thats what this storms all about." ―Haruki Murakami
So there you have it lads, another data point for your go, no-go calculations.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
01-07-22, 02:11
I'm excited about the new blood joining this rogues gallery, but I think some folks are missing out on a great deal of what this forum has to offer. For example, say you were trying to see the wee lass Lexi, who has been off of STG for the past few months...until recently. You don't recognize her because you are fairly new to STG and also haven't done your homework and read back through the troves of information we post on these threads precisely to benefit fellow mongers. Also, had you typed "Lexi" into the Search tool located just above the Thread list on the right hand side, you'd receive 200 hits on her name. If you started with the most recent and read backwards, you would quickly realize that about half of them refer to the same lass you think you are toftt for. You may also be a bit disconcerted (I would be) to read that the last monger to report on seeing her wrote that he'd been run off by a knife-wielding assailant. That just seems like the kind of information a fella would like to consider before seeing a lass. So noobs, if for no other reason than your own personal safety, please consider making the time to read back through these threads and to use the Search tool to arm yourselves as you navigate these exciting yet treacherous waters. And thank you for providing or trying to provide actionable information to these boards. We really appreciate new members who make an effort to contribute!
Cheers!
I'm excited about the new blood joining this rogues gallery, but I think some folks are missing out on a great deal of what this forum has to offer. For example, say you were trying to see the wee lass Lexi, who has been off of STG for the past few months...until recently. You don't recognize her because you are fairly new to STG and also haven't done your homework and read back through the troves of information we post on these threads precisely to benefit fellow mongers. Also, had you typed "Lexi" into the Search tool located just above the Thread list on the right hand side, you'd receive 200 hits on her name. If you started with the most recent and read backwards, you would quickly realize that about half of them refer to the same lass you think you are toftt for. You may also be a bit disconcerted (I would be) to read that the last monger to report on seeing her wrote that he'd been run off by a knife-wielding assailant. That just seems like the kind of information a fella would like to consider before seeing a lass. So noobs, if for no other reason than your own personal safety, please consider making the time to read back through these threads and to use the Search tool to arm yourselves as you navigate these exciting yet treacherous waters. And thank you for providing or trying to provide actionable information to these boards. We really appreciate new members who make an effort to contribute!Well stated and right on point.
Member #6714
01-14-22, 10:48
Just moved to New Symrna Beach at the end of last month from Orlando. I've been active participant in Orlando for going on 25 years. I used to come over here to see a young lady That had a beautiful body for a body rub and extras, however she I believe got ill and stopped working. I was wondering if she had recovered and resumed business over here I do not recall her name. I know that's very cryptic but if anybody could help me find her or someone similar I would appreciate it. Happy to share all my wealth of information from Orlando with anybody.
RemoveTrace1
01-17-22, 10:29
As always, Sir Falken is spot on. It was a screwdriver, but otherwise accurate. I use the search function often, why, well because I don't want to waste my hard-earned mario coins. Now the issue I ran into with Lexi and her "baby daddy" would not have been found before my visit. This happens, but that is why we share the info that we do. Don't just look in here, but google the phone number, tiny-eye the images etc. It only takes one left turn to ruin your life.
As always, YMMV, but above be safe!
Well stated and right on point.
KiaraKashBaby
01-23-22, 12:05
Ohh no way I missed her ads. She is pretty hot but can't get by the baby damage.
Where you going? The Philippines? Vietnam?
See you back on the board soon with your new tales of the travel..Aw I love my little damage But I'm so glad you brought it up! - my suggestion? Go help fix that problem babe! I sure as hell, wouldn't mind. Arrangements can definitely be made. It'll benefit both of us. & if it ain't you, who's going to be the lucky fella?
TheRealStifler
01-23-22, 20:56
Aw I love my little damage But I'm so glad you brought it up! - my suggestion? Go help fix that problem babe! I sure as hell, wouldn't mind. Arrangements can definitely be made. It'll benefit both of us. & if it ain't you, who's going to be the lucky fella?I'd love to help you out baby. How about I rub some coca butter on that little damage for ya! And just for you. No charge!
RemoveTrace1
02-13-22, 10:15
Is it me, or has the talent pool all but dried up? Are all the good ones in hiding, or what? It is bad enough that the recession is driving up the costs of gas, milk and everything else, but now the GPS is spreading worse than Omnicron. I may have to start having sex with my wife again if things don't change.
Is it me, or has the talent pool all but dried up? Are all the good ones in hiding, or what? It is bad enough that the recession is driving up the costs of gas, milk and everything else, but now the GPS is spreading worse than Omnicron. I may have to start having sex with my wife again if things don't change.LOL. Daytona is horrible right now. Hoping the races bring in a couple nice ones but I'm sure they'll have GPS too. Brevard is still decent IMHO.
Also enjoying Jax strip clubs.
MiloYamBags
02-14-22, 14:48
LOL. Daytona is horrible right now. Hoping the races bring in a couple nice ones but I'm sure they'll have GPS too. Brevard is still decent IMHO.
Also enjoying Jax strip clubs.I have had to expand my radius to the point that it's no longer a short escape.
Spice Shot
02-15-22, 10:00
Just moved to New Symrna Beach at the end of last month from Orlando. I've been active participant in Orlando for going on 25 years. I used to come over here to see a young lady That had a beautiful body for a body rub and extras, however she I believe got ill and stopped working. I was wondering if she had recovered and resumed business over here I do not recall her name. I know that's very cryptic but if anybody could help me find her or someone similar I would appreciate it. Happy to share all my wealth of information from Orlando with anybody.There was a woman in New Smyrna who advertised for massage, Margo, tall long legged blonde, her pics were from 20 years ago as she is in her 60's but exceptionally beautiful in her prime. Is that who you are looking for?
She retired about 2+ years ago, no longer advertises; past reports said she settled down with a guy and is retired from the game.
SushiBoy3857
02-15-22, 11:29
Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.
TheRealStifler
02-27-22, 09:24
Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.Are probably the same cat. And didn't Falken post something about going out of the country for some sort of minor medical procedure?
Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.I actually had been texting with him occasionally and while I am pretty certain that he and new again are not the same guy (stifler can't possible push that conspiracy theory) I reached out to falken a few weeks ago and have never heard back from him.
RemoveTrace1
03-04-22, 10:44
Just to clarify, Falken and Newagain are not the same guy. Trust me, I have it under the upmost authority that they are not the same. Happy to discuss how I know via PM.
Are probably the same cat. And didn't Falken post something about going out of the country for some sort of minor medical procedure?
Again this one seems TGTBT, sexy little 27 years old.
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/daytona/76608358OK first of all this is Daytona and if you had even bothered to RTFF you would quickly realize that it has been barren of any real talent for quite a few years. I mean seriously; scroll back a year or so and see the reality. Second - its fucking bike week and a lot of the posts are fake looking for deposits which means your cash goes into a virtual sink hole bc the girl is probably a teenage boy in his mom's basement in Idaho. All of this edification could be gleaned by just reading this forum which I realize is boring and time consuming but I am guessing is better than just being ignored or chastised by the forum for repeated requests with no evidence that you will ever provide substantive reviews that help the forum. Most all of the legit providers in Daytona have been reviewed ad nauseum so you can certainly find out what you want to know or hey here's a tip --just reach out and text the provider and decide for yourself. Lastly; guys are not tempted to help every newbie whose first 4 posts are begging for info. And this is true because I can tell you that mongering can be a dangerous hobby especially when you are TOFTT and there are no reviews. I have been robbed at gunpoint and cash / dashed a couple of times although I wisely learned a lesson each time something bad happened. My point is that senior mongers have probably been through some kind of situation just to provide relevant info and are not eager to give free passes until they see that you are willing to do that also. Also learn how to spot fake ads (Mr Falken did an extensive tutorial on this among others in the pugilistic thread. Go read them bc they are legit) and just move on instead of continuously coming in here and asking if its TGTBT LMAO mostly I just ignore newbie inquiries but a little guidance goes a long way. Lastly; learn how to post a single ad instead of the entire list crawl listings LOL bc we are not going to peruse the entire listing for the one you are asking about. If I missed anything I am certain that any of our local seasoned mongers will add to what I have stated.
RocketMan32
03-09-22, 01:50
OK first of all this is Daytona and if you had even bothered to RTFF you would quickly realize that it has been barren of any real talent for quite a few years. I mean seriously; scroll back a year or so and see the reality. Second - its fucking bike week and a lot of the posts are fake looking for deposits which means your cash goes into a virtual sink hole bc the girl is probably a teenage boy in his mom's basement in Idaho. All of this edification could be gleaned by just reading this forum which I realize is boring and time consuming but I am guessing is better than just being ignored or chastised by the forum for repeated requests with no evidence that you will ever provide substantive reviews that help the forum. Most all of the legit providers in Daytona have been reviewed ad nauseum so you can certainly find out what you want to know or hey here's a tip --just reach out and text the provider and decide for yourself. Lastly; guys are not tempted to help every newbie whose first 4 posts are begging for info. And this is true because I can tell you that mongering can be a dangerous hobby especially when you are TOFTT and there are no reviews. I have been robbed at gunpoint and cash / dashed a couple of times although I wisely learned a lesson each time something bad happened. My point is that senior mongers have probably been through some kind of situation just to provide relevant info and are not eager to give free passes until they see that you are willing to do that also. Also learn how to spot fake ads (Mr Falken did an extensive tutorial on this among others in the pugilistic thread. Go read them bc they are legit) and just move on instead of continuously coming in here and asking if its TGTBT LMAO mostly I just ignore newbie inquiries but a little guidance goes a long way. Lastly; learn how to post a single ad instead of the entire list crawl listings LOL bc we are not going to peruse the entire listing for the one you are asking about..That will sting a bit.
Ontheprowl88
03-19-22, 14:58
He disappeared around the time I made a warning post about a certain girl, which was unfortunately deleted by admin. The post warned about her "sting", which is deadly. I even messaged him to let him know to get checked out as I know he was with her, but he never responded back. Hopefully he is ok. Of course this could all be coincidence, but the timing is correct.
Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.
Joshua Falken
03-20-22, 00:57
My recent absence from these hallowed halls has nothing to do with the Audrey rumor and everything to do with a period of extensive work travel. Well, nearly everything. Have you lads seen the state of the local talent pool? Saints preserve us! I think you have it right BeachRunner. Time to launch Brevard and Orlando sorties I'd reckon.
Anyway, when these protracted travel periods arise, I usually retire my account to curb the temptation to post, allowing me to concentrate more fully on the mission. Of course, I later rejoin under a fresh moniker when the timing is more auspicious. The sole reason I didn't retire Joshua Falken this go 'round is that I detest waiting six months to undo the text editor's butchering of proper written English (like how it forces a period after sentence-ending quotation marks or in place of ellipsis, lol).
I think I may have peaked the swell, however, and a hint of schedule normalcy seems to be teasing the horizon. I suspect you lads will soon be suffering through more interminable provider reviews and mongering soliloquy at my hand, lol.
Cheers!
P.S. OTP, I messaged you back on Feb 27 at 23:55.
BeachRunner51
03-20-22, 05:48
My recent absence from these hallowed halls has nothing to do with the Audrey rumor and everything to do with a period of extensive work travel. Well, nearly everything. Have you lads seen the state of the local talent pool? Saints preserve us! I think you have it right BeachRunner. Time to launch Brevard and Orlando sorties I'd reckon.
Anyway, when these protracted travel periods arise, I usually retire my account to curb the temptation to post, allowing me to concentrate more fully on the mission. Of course, I later rejoin under a fresh moniker when the timing is more auspicious. The sole reason I didn't retire Joshua Falken this go 'round is that I detest waiting six months to undo the text editor's butchering of proper written English (like how it forces a period after sentence-ending quotation marks or in place of ellipsis, lol).
I think I may have peaked the swell, however, and a hint of schedule normalcy seems to be teasing the horizon. I suspect you lads will soon be suffering through more interminable provider reviews and mongering soliloquy at my hand, lol.
Cheers!
P.S. OTP, I messaged you back on Feb 27 at 23:55.Glad to hear that their may be some well written reviews coming in the near future from you Sir Falken and yes I would suggest that you travel a bit south if possible.
Joshua Falken
03-26-22, 08:49
Heads-up Swim999 that your inbox is full.
Cheers!
My recent absence from these hallowed halls has nothing to do with the Audrey rumor and everything to do with a period of extensive work travel. Well, nearly everything. Have you lads seen the state of the local talent pool? Saints preserve us! I think you have it right BeachRunner. Time to launch Brevard and Orlando sorties I'd reckon.
Anyway, when these protracted travel periods arise, I usually retire my account to curb the temptation to post, allowing me to concentrate more fully on the mission. Of course, I later rejoin under a fresh moniker when the timing is more auspicious. The sole reason I didn't retire Joshua Falken this go 'round is that I detest waiting six months to undo the text editor's butchering of proper written English (like how it forces a period after sentence-ending quotation marks or in place of ellipsis, lol).
I think I may have peaked the swell, however, and a hint of schedule normalcy seems to be teasing the horizon. I suspect you lads will soon be suffering through more interminable provider reviews and mongering soliloquy at my hand, lol.
Cheers!
P.S. OTP, I messaged you back on Feb 27 at 23:55.So, I guess rumors of your retirement or demise were greatly exaggerated! I always look forward to reading your extensive reviews on providers in your area. In some cases, it almost makes me want want to take the drive up to your area from Brevard to experience some of the top notch women in Daytona and environs! Should you be interested in taking a drive south to Brevard for a change of venue, unfortunately the pickings are slim. However, I will recommend Liberty'O Love in Cocoa for a two hour session that will even knock your socks off! I discovered her last summer and try to see her at least once a month because frankly she exhausts and drains me! Liberty provides a great Nuru, regular massage, FS and unbelievable BBBCIMs! In my twenty five years in the hobby, only Avalon in Orlando compares to the type of experience Liberty'O provides! But, don't just take my word for it, use the Search Function and read what other mongers say about her. Anyway, always look forward to your reviews. Thanks Willie Be safe!
TRowePrice
03-28-22, 19:21
Is it me, or has the talent pool all but dried up? Are all the good ones in hiding, or what? It is bad enough that the recession is driving up the costs of gas, milk and everything else, but now the GPS is spreading worse than Omnicron. I may have to start having sex with my wife again if things don't change.Facts sadly.
Joshua Falken
04-04-22, 21:18
So, I guess rumors of your retirement or demise were greatly exaggerated! I always look forward to reading your extensive reviews on providers in your area. In some cases, it almost makes me want want to take the drive up to your area from Brevard to experience some of the top notch women in Daytona and environs! Should you be interested in taking a drive south to Brevard for a change of venue, unfortunately the pickings are slim. However, I will recommend Liberty'O Love in Cocoa for a two hour session that will even knock your socks off! I discovered her last summer and try to see her at least once a month because frankly she exhausts and drains me! Liberty provides a great Nuru, regular massage, FS and unbelievable BBBCIMs! In my twenty five years in the hobby, only Avalon in Orlando compares to the type of experience Liberty'O provides! But, don't just take my word for it, use the Search Function and read what other mongers say about her. Anyway, always look forward to your reviews. Thanks Willie Be safe!Thanks for bringing Liberty to our attention Willie. As I live for a good sock knocking, Liberty is now on my Short List. She's probably on many others now too, LOL, so we'll see how busy she is in the coming days.
Cheers mate!
Joshua Falken
04-04-22, 21:28
I feel that car dates don't fully deserve their unsavory reputation within the mongering community. By these missives and follow-on discussion, I hope to skew perceptions of the car date back towards center just a bit. These PSAs are probably most useful to the white belts, but I dare say even the occasional mongering black belt will find something below to ponder.
Before we run down all the reasons to celebrate the car date, let's enumerate the Cons list first.
1. Unless you own a Hummer limo or a cargo van with bed in the back, let's face it, car dates are cramped. This means only a select subset of a provider's menu will be available to you. The smaller the vehicle and the larger the Hobbyist, the more truncated this menu will be. However, even in the smallest of vehicles, blowjobs and certain flavors of missionary, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl are almost always achievable.
2. Car dates have an inherent exposure risk during the deed. If the parking spot is chosen poorly, any number of undesirable interruptions may occur. LEO, security guards, drunks, addicts, and Karens will all feel compelled to get up in your business if they know what you're up to.
3. Car dates require additional preparation. Not only should you preen yourself, but you should preen your vehicle a bit too, inside at least. Plus, if your significant other has access to your car, you'll have the added effort of returning your car to it's pre-date state. Not to mention the hunt for any incriminating items such as condoms, wrappers, and DeLand Crystal's flipflops left on your floorboards (yeah, that was a thing).
4. And of course, in such a restricted volume, poor hygiene is amplified several fold.
In a later post I will discuss how to mitigate the above, but first I'd like to jump right into the virtues of a car date.
Reasons to do a car date:
1. No incall- If the lass is outcall-only and you are a local, odds are you've only got two choices, getting a room or doing a car date. If getting a room isn't in the cards for you, a car date may be the only way to experience that provider who obviously caught your eye.
Pro Tip- If you own a luxury vehicle, use it to incentivize.
Random Provider: Sorry baby I don't do car dates.
Me: (Validate) I totally get that love. (Paint the picture) Just in case there's any wiggle room, I do have a beautiful and super comfortable Mercedes SUV for us to play in. When I lay the back seats down and make a bed from a pile of fuzzy blankets, its nicer than most hotel rooms, lol.
Random Provider: Okay baby, just this once.
2. Economical Appeal- Even if you can swing the hotel room, you may not want to. An average visit plus hotel room will set you back around 200 quid. Her car date donation will likely be about half that.
3. Environmental Control- You control what your vehicle smells like, so if her place smells like the standard cigarettes and Febreze, a car date may be worth considering. Just ask the lass to skip the perfume, she'll understand why. Poor hygiene can throw a wrench in this plan, but I'll get to that mitigation later.
4. First Timer Inherent Safety- Okay, this virtue seems to fly in the face of Con #2, but here me out. When meeting a lass for the first time, especially one who is unreviewed, your two biggest concerns are LEO and a set up. Both of these unfortunate situations are mitigated by a car date. Our friends in blue and the asshole muggers rely heavily on controlling the situation. Most want nothing to do with a car date, which introduces too many variables they can't control. This is why, when encountering an unknown lass for the first time, I will often press the car date, even when she has an incall.
5. Safer with the Ill Repute (aka "Fracking") - White belts, please skip ahead to the next section. Actually, everyone below second degree black belt, please skip ahead, as flubbing this one is likely to get you robbed and I deny any responsibility for mongering stupidity, LOL. If you're still here, this is the logic. I am intimately familiar with the past five years of posts on the Daytona usasg boards, and it strikes me that many, if not most, of the ripoffs reported herein involve the idiot boyfriend or inept handler. Remove these dolts from the equation, and you are often left with a perfectly reasonable lass who just wants to earn that next hit and otherwise stay out of trouble. I've been experimenting with this theory over the past year-or-so with great success. I mean, think about it. If screwdriver man hadn't been there, would wee Lexi, stoned out of her mind, actually have ripped off RemoveTrace1? I doubted it, and proceeded to set up a car date with Lexi to test my convictions. But that is a tale for another time. I've even gone so far as to test this approach on one of the Untouchables, that group of local providers so well known for ripping mongers off that you'd have to be insane to even text them. Yes, I have been tapping Monica, probably the hottest local body currently on STG, occasionally these past few months, and it all started by whisking her away for a car date. Of course, the car date wasn't the only step taken. There was also donating generously, treating her right, carrying myself as a gentleman does, exhibiting class and sophistication, and of course, engaging her in funny or meaningful conversation. There was also extreme vigilence and a taser in the door pocket, but clearly everything went...mostly according to plan. Had I met her at her sister's flat for the first time I imagine I would have been easy to dismiss as a mark. Now she would find it much more difficult to rip me off I expect. Having said that, I have no illusions of grandeur where providers are concerned. I've said it before and I'll say it again here: "I will always be vigilant and ready to walk away, because I know that inevitable day will come when my provider's need for candy will supersede my need for safety and discretion." If lads are interested, I could compose a proper review of Monica, maybe just for private circulation. She has a smokin body to be sure, but I wouldn't want the noobs even entertaining the idea that she's a safe option until I've gathered more experience with the lass.
So why "fracking" you may ask? Well, for decades, vast oil reserves were known to exist in certain pockets of shale, but conventional extraction methods were too expensive to feasibly access it. Then came fracking, a technology used to viably tap into previously untapped oil wealth. And since I'm tapping the stuffing out of the previously untappable, it seemed appropriate, LOL. And noobs, if you try fracking and get burned, I will gleefully ridicule your supreme lack of judgement on these boards as a cautionary tale, LOL.
So we'll leave it there for this post lads. In part two I'll discuss mitigating the cons listed above, and proffer a few dos and don'ts for car date success. Hopefully even a few wisened car date masters such as SwampRat will chime in with their experiences and advice.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
04-05-22, 18:01
So in part one we enumerated what I felt were the biggest cons to car play, then we discussed some of the pros. Now we'll talk about mitigating those cons a bit, and offer some tips to make the whole experience run more smoothly and enjoyably. And that's what it's all about from where I stand. Squeezing maximum enjoyment from each encounter, aided by a little planning and forethought.
Issue: Car dates are cramped.
Mitigations: Okay, this one isn't in the cards for everyone, but the bottom line is, the more space you create, the more comfortable and enjoyable the experience will be. So next time you're standing in the car lot debating between two vehicles, you may want to consider what each might bring to the car date experience. Yes, of course it's a secondary consideration to all your other wants and needs, but if all other factors are present, why not consider it? I did, and purposely chose a luxury SUV that was capable of supporting a makeshift bed in the back. No new-to-you vehicles in your future? That's okay, take stock of your current vehicle's ability to create space. The back of my sedan (I have several vehicles) is positively cavernous when the seats are positioned full-forward. Also, when the front passenger seat is leaned all the way back and the head rest removed, it places the occupant's head directly in the lap of anyone sitting behind. Have a two seater? Too bad, you're shit out of luck. Only joking. Yeah, it's challenging, but still tenable. Of course, road head and a handy are always on the table, but if the seats have enough travel, single-seated cowgirl and reverse cowgirl may be possible from both positions. Single-seat missionary is also often possible in the passenger seat with the seat all the way back and your knees on the floor board. Perhaps my favorite mitigation to the cramped car conundrum is to simply take the lass outside. If you've chosen a suitably secluded spot, just take her outside and your options open up dramatically. I was recently in standing doggy, balls-deep in Dasani while doing some quality star gazing on a rural DeLand access road. It was, no pun intended, heavenly. And when the mood is upon me, I actually prefer an outdoor shag to the typical provider notel room anyway. Our friends in blue are known for this one, aren't you lads, LOL. You don't want to lock yourselves in the back of your own squad cars, so you're famous for shagging hookers on the hood. What, you thought LEOs didn't need pussy too? And you thought they didn't read these boards, LOL? Anyway, I've devoted entirely too much ink to the cramped car conundrum, so let's attempt to pick up the pace.
Issue: Car dates have an inherent exposure risk during the deed.
Mitigations: Make car play a night time activity. Invest in dark window tint. And by far most importantly, choose your parking spot wisely. I'll just expand on this one a bit, as it's probably the single most important action you will take on your car date. First of all, if you are a returning customer and you really trust the lass (and if you are brown belt or below, you shouldn't), she will likely know several good parking spots that have served her well in the past. Trust me, she doesn't want to get caught either. If you are skeptical as to her motives and character, don't rely on the lass for a good spot. One thing I often do is arrive in the pickup area early and spend a little time scoping out possible spots. If I'm in an urban area, apartment complexes are probably my favorite. Plenty of cars around so you don't stand out. Multiple ingress/egress routes, nobody really knows what vehicles belong there, and there are usually a few poorly lit patches to set up camp in. If you are in a rural area, or close to it, like many areas around DeLand, Deltona, Lake Helen, etc., there will likely be innumerable utility access roads, turnouts, and unimproved secluded public vias that will do nicely. Just remember to have at least two ways out so no single vehicle can trap you. The chances of anyone actually trying to trap you are vanishingly small, yet a few precautions are worth the piece of mind in my book.
Issue: Car dates require additional preparation.
Mitigations: Well, keeping your vehicle clean and near date-ready is a good start. I also keep a car date go bag well hidden in my garage. I'll dive into it's contents later, but it certainly makes getting out the door easier. I also like to make a gas station stop after the deed to dispose of condoms, wrappers, and Crystal's flip flops. This also affords me the opportunity to wash up and change if I need to.
Issue: Poor hygiene is amplified several fold.
Mitigations: Leave your vehicle running, lights off, with the A/C set to draw outside air. Also, before your date (but not on a first date), ask her if DATY is on the menu. It doesn't matter if you want to perform DATY or not. The important thing is, if she thinks your face will be mated to her nether regions, the lass may just make an extra effort at freshness. Also, these days it is often socially acceptable to wear a mask. Sucks to go there, but it may beat the alternative. At the first sign of olfactory trouble I wouldn't hesitate to grab an N95, offering some excuse about caring for an elderly parent. Let's also not forget the bit about taking her outside; also an excellent mitigation to the poor hygiene problem. And of course remember, poor hygiene cuts both ways, so always arrive shower-fresh.
Okay, so that was a lot longer than I first thought. I guess I'll call it here and hopefully come back with a part three to discuss dos, don'ts, and lessons learned. Or, if these posts are just garnering crickets, I'll leave it here and move on to other topics.
Cheers lads!
BeachRunner51
04-05-22, 18:58
I feel that car dates don't fully deserve their unsavory reputation within the mongering community. By these missives and follow-on discussion, I hope to skew perceptions of the car date back towards center just a bit. These PSAs are probably most useful to the white belts, but I dare say even the occasional mongering black belt will find something below to ponder.
Before we run down all the reasons to celebrate the car date, let's enumerate the Cons list first.
1. Unless you own a Hummer limo or a cargo van with bed in the back, let's face it, car dates are cramped. This means only a select subset of a provider's menu will be available to you. The smaller the vehicle and the larger the Hobbyist, the more truncated this menu will be. However, even in the smallest of vehicles, blowjobs and certain flavors of missionary, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl are almost always achievable.
2. Car dates have an inherent exposure risk during the deed. If the parking spot is chosen poorly, any number of undesirable interruptions may occur. LEO, security guards, drunks, addicts, and Karens will all feel compelled to get up in your business if they know what you're up to.
3. Car dates require additional preparation. Not only should you preen yourself, but you should preen your vehicle a bit too, inside at least. Plus, if your significant other has access to your car, you'll have the added effort of returning your car to it's pre-date state. Not to mention the hunt for any incriminating items such as condoms, wrappers, and DeLand Crystal's flipflops left on your floorboards (yeah, that was a thing).
4. And of course, in such a restricted volume, poor hygiene is amplified several fold.
In a later post I will discuss how to mitigate the above, but first I'd like to jump right into the virtues of a car date.
Reasons to do a car date:
1. No incall- If the lass is outcall-only and you are a local, odds are you've only got two choices, getting a room or doing a car date. If getting a room isn't in the cards for you, a car date may be the only way to experience that provider who obviously caught your eye.
Pro Tip- If you own a luxury vehicle, use it to incentivize.
Random Provider: Sorry baby I don't do car dates.
Me: (Validate) I totally get that love. (Paint the picture) Just in case there's any wiggle room, I do have a beautiful and super comfortable Mercedes SUV for us to play in. When I lay the back seats down and make a bed from a pile of fuzzy blankets, its nicer than most hotel rooms, lol.
Random Provider: Okay baby, just this once.
2. Economical Appeal- Even if you can swing the hotel room, you may not want to. An average visit plus hotel room will set you back around 200 quid. Her car date donation will likely be about half that.
3. Environmental Control- You control what your vehicle smells like, so if her place smells like the standard cigarettes and Febreze, a car date may be worth considering. Just ask the lass to skip the perfume, she'll understand why. Poor hygiene can throw a wrench in this plan, but I'll get to that mitigation later.
4. First Timer Inherent Safety- Okay, this virtue seems to fly in the face of Con #2, but here me out. When meeting a lass for the first time, especially one who is unreviewed, your two biggest concerns are LEO and a set up. Both of these unfortunate situations are mitigated by a car date. Our friends in blue and the asshole muggers rely heavily on controlling the situation. Most want nothing to do with a car date, which introduces too many variables they can't control. This is why, when encountering an unknown lass for the first time, I will often press the car date, even when she has an incall.
5. Safer with the Ill Repute (aka "Fracking") - White belts, please skip ahead to the next section. Actually, everyone below second degree black belt, please skip ahead, as flubbing this one is likely to get you robbed and I deny any responsibility for mongering stupidity, LOL. If you're still here, this is the logic. I am intimately familiar with the past five years of posts on the Daytona usasg boards, and it strikes me that many, if not most, of the ripoffs reported herein involve the idiot boyfriend or inept handler. Remove these dolts from the equation, and you are often left with a perfectly reasonable lass who just wants to earn that next hit and otherwise stay out of trouble. I've been experimenting with this theory over the past year-or-so with great success. I mean, think about it. If screwdriver man hadn't been there, would wee Lexi, stoned out of her mind, actually have ripped off RemoveTrace1? I doubted it, and proceeded to set up a car date with Lexi to test my convictions. But that is a tale for another time. I've even gone so far as to test this approach on one of the Untouchables, that group of local providers so well known for ripping mongers off that you'd have to be insane to even text them. Yes, I have been tapping Monica, probably the hottest local body currently on STG, occasionally these past few months, and it all started by whisking her away for a car date. Of course, the car date wasn't the only step taken. There was also donating generously, treating her right, carrying myself as a gentleman does, exhibiting class and sophistication, and of course, engaging her in funny or meaningful conversation. There was also extreme vigilence and a taser in the door pocket, but clearly everything went...mostly according to plan. Had I met her at her sister's flat for the first time I imagine I would have been easy to dismiss as a mark. Now she would find it much more difficult to rip me off I expect. Having said that, I have no illusions of grandeur where providers are concerned. I've said it before and I'll say it again here: "I will always be vigilant and ready to walk away, because I know that inevitable day will come when my provider's need for candy will supersede my need for safety and discretion." If lads are interested, I could compose a proper review of Monica, maybe just for private circulation. She has a smokin body to be sure, but I wouldn't want the noobs even entertaining the idea that she's a safe option until I've gathered more experience with the lass.
So why "fracking" you may ask? Well, for decades, vast oil reserves were known to exist in certain pockets of shale, but conventional extraction methods were too expensive to feasibly access it. Then came fracking, a technology used to viably tap into previously untapped oil wealth. And since I'm tapping the stuffing out of the previously untappable, it seemed appropriate, LOL. And noobs, if you try fracking and get burned, I will gleefully ridicule your supreme lack of judgement on these boards as a cautionary tale, LOL.
So we'll leave it there for this post lads. In part two I'll discuss mitigating the cons listed above, and proffer a few dos and don'ts for car date success. Hopefully even a few wisened car date masters such as SwampRat will chime in with their experiences and advice.
Cheers!Just love the way you dangle a possible Monica review out there.
Joshua Falken
04-05-22, 23:59
Just love the way you dangle a possible Monica review out there.When you call a 7am meeting, best to bring coffee and donuts, right? It doesn't seem to be working, LOL. My goal was a meaningful conversation on the subject of car dates, but I don't perceive much interest. I assume that's a good thing. Everyone already knows how to do proper car dates I expect.
Cheers!
Joshua Falken
04-06-22, 00:05
Speaking of moving on to other topics, do you lads have a favorite song or station you listen to on your way to a playdate? Something you choose to set your mood before the deed?
I have two. When I hanker for a relaxing time I put on 50's and 60's classic rock. You know, Buddy Holly, Patsy Cline, Dusty Spingfield, etc.
However, every now and again, when both she and I are hank marvin to fuck each other blind, I'll start off with some quality Prague Metal, such as Ne Obliviscaris. Then, about five minutes out I'll put on Buckcherry's Crazy B*tch at obscene volume and let nature take its course, LOL. I can't think of a more suitable track to set the extreme fucking mood than Crazy B*tch.
So how about you? What music gets you going?
Doug Stamper
04-06-22, 07:38
When you call a 7am meeting, best to bring coffee and donuts, right? It doesn't seem to be working, LOL. My goal was a meaningful conversation on the subject of car dates, but I don't perceive much interest. I assume that's a good thing. Everyone already knows how to do proper car dates I expect.Cheers!Years ago I absolutely loved car dates. But my vehicle has gotten smaller, I've gotten bigger and lastly I'm much more risk averse. But; The memories!
MiloYamBags
04-06-22, 07:43
So in part one we enumerated what I felt were the biggest cons to car play, then we discussed some of the pros. Now we'll talk about mitigating those cons a bit, and offer some tips to make the whole experience run more smoothly and enjoyably. And that's what it's all about from where I stand. Squeezing maximum enjoyment from each encounter, aided by a little planning and forethought.
Issue: Car dates are cramped.
Mitigations: Okay, this one isn't in the cards for everyone, but the bottom line is, the more space you create, the more comfortable and enjoyable the experience will be. So next time you're standing in the car lot debating between two vehicles, you may want to consider what each might bring to the car date experience. Yes, of course it's a secondary consideration to all your other wants and needs, but if all other factors are present, why not consider it? I did, and purposely chose a luxury SUV that was capable of supporting a makeshift bed in the back. No new-to-you vehicles in your future? That's okay, take stock of your current vehicle's ability to create space. The back of my sedan (I have several vehicles) is positively cavernous when the seats are positioned full-forward. Also, when the front passenger seat is leaned all the way back and the head rest removed, it places the occupant's head directly in the lap of anyone sitting behind. Have a two seater? Too bad, you're shit out of luck. Only joking. Yeah, it's challenging, but still tenable. Of course, road head and a handy are always on the table, but if the seats have enough travel, single-seated cowgirl and reverse cowgirl may be possible from both positions. Single-seat missionary is also often possible in the passenger seat with the seat all the way back and your knees on the floor board. Perhaps my favorite mitigation to the cramped car conundrum is to simply take the lass outside. If you've chosen a suitably secluded spot, just take her outside and your options open up dramatically. I was recently in standing doggy, balls-deep in Dasani while doing some quality star gazing on a rural DeLand access road. It was, no pun intended, heavenly. And when the mood is upon me, I actually prefer an outdoor shag to the typical provider notel room anyway. Our friends in blue are known for this one, aren't you lads, LOL. You don't want to lock yourselves in the back of your own squad cars, so you're famous for shagging hookers on the hood. What, you thought LEOs didn't need pussy too? And you thought they didn't read these boards, LOL? Anyway, I've devoted entirely too much ink to the cramped car conundrum, so let's attempt to pick up the pace.!I was still driving my 87 Jetta. Imagine NYC in the pre-Gulianni days. Picked up this beauty on 47th, "she knew of a place to park" so we headed up town. Parked in this lot we started to play, "leave the window open so we can hear" so pants down, cover on. This asshole sticks his head into my window demanding my wallet. I grab him around his neck and proceed to crack open his head with my maglite. He runs off. She is shocked by what she just witnessed, so I have her finish and then leave her there, blocks away from her stroll. All rookie mistakes. That's why I don't do car dates.
Edgewater94
04-06-22, 16:03
I was still driving my 87 Jetta. Imagine NYC in the pre-Gulianni days. Picked up this beauty on 47th, "she knew of a place to park" so we headed up town. Parked in this lot we started to play, "leave the window open so we can hear" so pants down, cover on. This asshole sticks his head into my window demanding my wallet. I grab him around his neck and proceed to crack open his head with my maglite. He runs off. She is shocked by what she just witnessed, so I have her finish and then leave her there, blocks away from her stroll. All rookie mistakes. That's why I don't do car dates.15 years ago, I'd find some "talent" on Ridgewood. Had a 87 Mercury Marquis. Plenty of head room. One day a car drove too close by and ruined the deed. I haven't been able to do it since. Even then I would never park. Always drive around.
MongerBeast
04-06-22, 19:53
Speaking of moving on to other topics, do you lads have a favorite song or station you listen to on your way to a playdate? Something you choose to set your mood before the deed?
I have two. When I hanker for a relaxing time I put on 50's and 60's classic rock. You know, Buddy Holly, Patsy Cline, Dusty Spingfield, etc.
However, every now and again, when both she and I are hank marvin to fuck each other blind, I'll start off with some quality Prague Metal, such as Ne Obliviscaris. Then, about five minutes out I'll put on Buckcherry's Crazy B*tch at obscene volume and let nature take its course, LOL. I can't think of a more suitable track to set the extreme fucking mood than Crazy B*tch.
So how about you? What music gets you going?I have done a lot of car dates lately it seems. These girls never seem to have an incall and I don't like bringing them to my house, and I can usually get a car date negotiated for a lot lower rate. I have a decent sized SUV and I keep it very clean and well stocked with all supplies necessary. Its easy and quick to score with any SW and I even have occasional luck parked out on the beach. I'm not that picky about my parking location as long as its secluded from view and not obvious what we're doing, I suppose I should be a little more careful. I don't ever go to where the girls recommend.
As for what music sets the mood. Well I have yet to meet a girl that has cared or even made any suggestions. Most of them don't seem to enthused with my 80's hair band music but some noise seems to help. I don't like to play it very loud for obvious reasons either.
Years ago, I wanted to have a Dream but found it hard to sleep. The Dream moved south. Then so much drama. The dream was a rewards member of many Graybar Motels and then a long stay at the "O" Graybar Hotel. Drama with the baby daddy. I just found out that I will have permanent Insomnia because "you either die with it or from it" Well time will tell, the minutes tick away. My hope is that the Dream is on a candy free diet, that the drama with the baby dad resolves and the dream finds happiness. I tip my hat to those who Dream the Impossible Dream-Here and south from here.
RemoveTrace1
04-24-22, 09:01
OK, this is a continuation from a post in the escort section around Hygiene, but actually a deeper rant. It drives me nuts that the girls today take no pride in their craft. So many times over the past year I have simply walked out (I don't report all my activities, a gentleman must keep some secrets) because the room was a pigs stye, or they reeked of cigarettes or booze or where so out of it from the candy that they could barely talk. If any of you fellow mongers have ever had a tryst with a true courtesan than you know what I am talking about. From the moment you knock on the door, you just know it is going to be a great visit. They have music (not Nigga this, ho that rap crap but nice soft background music) playing, candles lit, the room is freshly made up, their travel gear is properly stowed away, and the greet you dressed in attire that says: "Sir, I am going tro make your eyes roll back into your head".
Now, it is a freaking crapshoot when you knock on the 1-star notel door. The odor of weed or cigarettes or 3 day in the sun fish heats you as they open the door. They are wearing dirty grey sweat pants and a Salvation Army tee-shirt, cigarettes hanging out of their mouths, Beds are in disarray and clothes all over the floor. 2 days of takeout bags on the dresser and hell, in some cases Herion kits out in plain view. These images gives you the knowledge that you stand a 50-50 chance of getting robbed, or worse, an STD. Then if you do stay, they often have the audacity to say things like: " I don't kiss", no fingers in my vag or butt, I don't do bbbjs, don't come in my mouth, I can only do it doggy, the list goes on.
Rant is over. Carry on, and if you find the gems let us know. I found one such gem lately, and posted it about the MILF / gilf. She is more of the true courtesan that not.
OK, this is a continuation from a post in the escort section around Hygiene, but actually a deeper rant. It drives me nuts that the girls today take no pride in their craft. So many times over the past year I have simply walked out (I don't report all my activities, a gentleman must keep some secrets) because the room was a pigs stye, or they reeked of cigarettes or booze or where so out of it from the candy that they could barely talk. If any of you fellow mongers have ever had a tryst with a true courtesan than you know what I am talking about. From the moment you knock on the door, you just know it is going to be a great visit. You speak truth, Sir. Would love to reach out to the MILF / Gilf. Please PM me if you are so inclined and I would be most appreciative. In the need of a true courtesan.
Horn Dog Too
04-26-22, 08:45
Years ago I absolutely loved car dates. But my vehicle has gotten smaller, I've gotten bigger and lastly I'm much more risk averse. But; The memories!Me too!! When I lived in Memphis, I had a big ass pick up truck. Lots of room in the front seat, back seat and the truck bed. I also had access to a secured parking lot a reasonable distance from the stroll, so there was really no threat of robbery.
My little bitty truck right now would be silly to attempt any automotive acrobatics. But if you think a car date is stupid, try it on a motorcycle. LOL, I did, and it was funny. Twice. Reviews are in the SW section a few years back. I've ventured up to Orlando's OBT stroll a few times, but haven't partaken. Once because I was on the bike and the other times, just cruising for entertainments sake before another appointment of one kind or another. Any way, I haven't seen even so much as a hint of activity on Ridgewood even though I venture through there every now and again to check it out. Good Luck all.
MiloYamBags
04-26-22, 09:12
OK, this is a continuation from a post in the escort section around Hygiene, but actually a deeper rant. It drives me nuts that the girls today take no pride in their craft. So many times over the past year I have simply walked out (I don't report all my activities, a gentleman must keep some secrets) because the room was a pigs stye, or they reeked of cigarettes or booze or where so out of it from the candy that they could barely talk. If any of you fellow mongers have ever had a tryst with a true courtesan than you know what I am talking about. From the moment you knock on the door, you just know it is going to be a great visit. I agree, usually a mess with some of these providers. I guess that's what happens when you use your "V" as an ATM.
Joshua Falken
05-06-22, 19:45
I read the Forum here in Daytona, Brevard where I work and Indian River where I live. I've seen providers in all three areas and noticed that lately in Daytona with the exception of Tabby and a few others, you mongers keep complaining about lack of any real good providers. While a short drive away, I'm surprised that you guys don't head down to Orlando to see either of these beautiful and outstanding women. I took the drive yesterday and spent an absolutely amazing, life changing two hour session with both of them, fulfilling a fantasy of mine. If you are interested, read my review in the Escort Section in Brevard and learn what an experience with either of them is all about and yes, their expensive, but no more so than any of the providers you guys see in this area. Besides, an hour session with either one of them is definitely worth the Mario's and the drive! IMHO.
...Oh and Falken, I missed your anniversary post. Where is it? Cheers, All.I have a fun Avalon story. Well, it's not specifically about Avalon per se, but the sexy wee lass played a pivotal role to be sure. The events in question occurred ten months ago, so the details aren't what I would call "actionable," which of course is why this is a story and not a report. Honestly, had Willie24 not jogged my memory with the quoted post and subsequent PM, this story would have never been told. It is rather dated as I've said, yet a record of every salient point resides on my burner as either saved messages or notes made at the time. Reading back through these records has resurrected my memory with sufficient clarity to pass it along now.
I've mentioned before that every year in early summer I commemorate the day Jada James popped my mongering cherry. Last year's homage to that hallowed occasion was, in my head at least, supposed to be two glorious hours with Avalon. Hail Lucifina! (credit: Bad Magic Productions)
I messaged Avalon's USASG account to make the date and was kindly referred to her website for scheduling. I dutifully proceeded to the site and read it end to end. This is where I made an assumptive error and totally fucking derailed Jadaversary. I promise this will all eventually make sense.
Explicitly stated on her site was that new clients must be verified, along with instructions on how to do so. Okay, no worries, I just needed to provide a bit of information (age, race, cell number, etc.) along with names and contact numbers for two providers willing to vouch for me. No problem. I shamelessly volunteered Shannon and Raelynn for the job, two recent dalliances and also two lasses with reasonably strong communication skills at the time.
I codified all this information in a message to Avalon, closing with "Let me know when I've been vetted and I'll message to set up a date." Sounds perfectly reasonable so far, right? To expedite the vetting I also messaged Shannon and Raelynn with a thoughtful heads-up. "Hey there love," I wrote to each in turn, "a lass named Avalon will soon be reaching out and would you please be a ducky and sing my praises so I may celebrate Jadaversary by spending your next six donations on a sex legend to see how many times she can get me off in two hours?"
Of course I didn't phrase it that way IRL, but I would later grow concerned that that was exactly how it was perceived by Shannon and Raelynn as time went by without word from Avalon. But I'm getting ahead of the story.
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