2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Baltimonger]

posted from another web site:
Heroin Effects

Heroin effects are not only physical but heroin effects are also of the emotional variety. Heroin effects are extremely detrimental to the health of the person addicted to heroin. Death is a strong word, but in the case of heroin effects it is the final destination. Heroin effects manifest themselves in three different forms. Heroin effects attack the body, the mind, and the spirit. The body will begin to wither away, muscles will begin to atrophy, and the user will not be able to ingest or digest food correctly. The mind will no longer function properly; the user will no longer make clear decision. The inner peace of the heroin user will quickly slip through their fingers as they reach for more heroin.


Thaibux,
I suspect that since they seem to lose all the other body tissue, resulting in CCL, the boobs go as well. In Jessica's case, I'm not too sure if Horse is the culprit. She has her shit so much together that I couldn't fathom her riding the horse. But maybe in a past life she did. She's one of the few true "pros" out there. Not looking for the quick cash to cop. This is probably why she doesn't face the LE problem as often as others. No use busting someone who can't give out info on "real" crimes. But then again, I could be wrong about her. Either way, she's gives an excellent BBBJ. She told me that she has a regular (married guy with kids) who gets high before he comes to her house, has her strap on a dildo, and she bangs him in the ass. He pays her 6 Jacksons for this. Awwright, which one of you guys would that be?:D

Baltimonger

[Globetrotter]

Paid a brief visit to WW yesterday and it was fairly quiet. After a few loops, picked up Michelle on Payson, just off Wilkens. Went to the $5.00 rental for a quick BBBJ which was good, but not great. She, however, is pretty decent looking as SW's go - Shoulder length blondish hair, about 5'3" and 115 lbs. She stripped naked and I could not find a mark on her. Claims to be clean and I believe her. Has firm A's (maybe B's, not sure) and an ass to die for. Session included some DATY, which I don't usually get into with SW's but in her case, I made an exception. Wouldn't do FS without a raincoat (good sign) and neither one of us had one so we skipped it. Only minuses with her was a slight bit of a pot belly, which made me think she might be pregnant and she tended to rush a little. Got her addy for future get-togethers but the jury is still out on whether I'll look her up. Any of you senior members who I trust, feel free to PM me for addy info if you wish.

[Pole Bearer]

Didn't expect so many (and so many quick) responses to my presidential screw-up--and I'm not talking about Bush! I realized my error about 5 seconds after sending it, and couldn't edit it. So it's time to ask Mr. Jackson (not Andrew) for senior membership.

Trashman: I'll take it on the chin from you for giving up the $ first, but I have to say that this is not my first experience with this. In other cities, I have had the SW take the money then bug out of the car--doing nothing. Baltimore is one of the few cities where I find this occurrence to be rare. But nonetheless, better safe than sorry.

[DocStrangelove]

Romeo #2,

Wanted to add some commentary regarding recent posts on the topic of providers inquiring as to the WSG handles used by hobbiests in your town.

It seems as though some of the posters have gained a "legend like status" on this board. Previous messages have documented providers asking if mongers were in fact, the famous Trashman.

Hell, I have been influenced myself by the Trashman.

Last summer I picked up a real beauty and cruised to one of my ole favorite parking spots. This chick was way too hot relative to the other available providers and if scoring drugs was her motivation, the inevitable physical decline was not yet evident.

Anyhow, she seemed inexperienced enough that while she sucked my cock, her manner suggested that as time was approaching to spew my load, she might attempt to avoid its spewing forth in her mouth and may in fact soil my attire!

So here I am, getting a front seat slurp job but facing a dilemma.

In my haste to get my cock in this hotties mouth I had payed up front without a clear understanding of mutual expectations.

WWTMD

What would Trashman do? I realized he would never have paid upfront, and would have clearly articulated his expectations before this point.

But I kept thinking. Past is past, what would Trashman do now?

My history has been one of mild mannered politeness and consideration, and many times it has served me well. Other times it has led to disappointment. What would Trashman do?

Time for contemplation was running out. This chick was tall and lean, with the oh so very sexy tribal tatoo on the small of her back for my viewing pleasure. The long mane of wavy auburn hair grasped in my right hand to better watch my cock pumping in the mouth of this sexy creature. Man oh man, to watch a beautiful young thing suck your cock. I know you guys are with me on this .

Oh man. Been holding back best I can to savor the moment, ah man, I`m gonna come.

What would trashman do?

I grabbed two handfuls of that georgeous hair and not so gently shoved that beautiful face down on my cock. I let out the groan as I spasmed and spewed the load down her throat. I could feel her squirm and try to get away, gaging, choking while I kept my cock burried as deeply as possible down her throat.

Twitching and grunting to shoot it all before I let her up.

And when I did was she ever pissed. "What the fuck is the matter with you dude. You fucking shoved your cock down my throat. That was not cool".

"Sorry baby"was the best I could muster and dropped her off.

Oh yea, back to topic. There are some posts on the Philadelphia board by Johnny Blazze who had an unsettling experience because mongers discussed his posts with providers.

Check out the posts.

Do you think my coining of the phrase " a Louima" will cary any weight with Jackson toward Senior Member Status?

Just kidding, but check out Johnny Blazze`s post in Philly.

Old Dog

[Baldy Moore]

Good Morning.

I need to report a most unpleasant experience from last night.

I had the opportunity to cruise the PP area up to RT 40 and found on Conkling and Baltimore an interesting looking woman with short reddish hair and a jean skirt with a long slit showing her legs. I let her in and it seemed ok. We did the 'check' and what began as a routine mongering trip turned into the date from hell.

Her name is Nikki (short for Nicole). I think she may go by Babie seeing as she has this habit of sucking her thumb. She claims to be 27 although she looks with clothes off like 37.

She started off telling me that she was the best and didn't do drugs and had her own place and we could spend a lot of time together. She asked all this for 60. Now I was not born yesterday and I did some math. I had some time to spend. a short term no-tel would cost me 12-15 and the standard donation is 40. I decided 60 was ok.

We stopped for a condom and I asked her to run in. She moaned about 'I don't like to because guys leave me'. I convinced her I was not one of those and she ran in. I gave her a Hamilton. She returned with the condoms and I told her she could have the change. I am still trying to be pleasant.

We start to her place and little things start to set uneasy with me. She is a little more bossy. She is getting slightly upset at turning on the wrong street. Things like that.

We reach her place which isn't bad really and she tells me she is staying with this Puerto Rican woman and renting a room from her. She explains how benevolent she is toward the Puerto Rican lady. Well we go up to her room and the attitude is getting worse.
She can't find the room key and when she does she is pissed. I tell her to relax as she opens the door.

When we go in the room is cigarette smelly but ok and she gets real bossy telling me to get undressed as she goes to use the bathroom. Now we had agreed to spend some time together for the 'best time I would have since I don't do drugs and I am better than the normal girl out here'.

I give her the money and begin to take my clothes off when she says 'Oh, I like to give my landlord 10 to help her out.' I tell her that she can give her the change from the condoms. She says well you can give me another Jackson and I will get change. I take off my shoes and begin to think how silly that is and laugh a little. Well this sets her off and she say, 'What are you laughing at?' I said 'If you want I can end this now. Give me my money back.'

Of course she calms down real quick but now the mood is gone. (Oh, don't worry it only gets worse.) I continue to take my clothes off and she takes hers off. Well, not quite. She leaves on her bra and her socks and shoes. Now there's a sexy site.

She orders me to lay down. She has already told me in the car that she gives BBBJ so I am trying to relax. She gets the condom out and tries to manhandle it on my softness. I ask what she is doing and she says, 'I need to get the condom on for the BJ and all the other guys are usually rock hard when they take their pants off'.

I am trying to fathom this when she gets it on and begins an ok CBJ. Now it is taking me a little longer to get started and I begin to get it up. I really want to try and enjoy this when she stops and says, 'Do you like doggie or me on the bottom?' I tell her that I would like her to do that some more and she says, 'I normally get flavored condoms for a CBJ and these taste like shit'. I stand up and she says, 'It will get hard if you rub it on my pussy.' Well, I know myself enough to know that it won't work that way.

So she refused to continue with a BJ. Takes off the condom, gets some lotion and tries to HJ me to hardness. Of course she has no idea how to give a HJ so that won't work.

To make a short story longer, I jack myself to hardness, she puts on another condom and I am able to get it inside her mish. Now, I am thinking that I have never been so badly treated in all my life and I try and just get out of there. I am finished in 2 minutes. As I pull out I hear, 'Are you finished? You didn't take very long. I thought you would have gone longer.'

At this point I am disgusted. I get dressed in silence and get the hell out of there.

I am so disappointed that I desperately try and find another girl. One I know that will satisfy me and make me smile. But alas, my cell rings and I need to go home.

I am not feeling very well and as you know when you get ripped off or have an experience like this, it stings and you think about what you could do differently. I decide that I won't hesitate to walk out next time. (Well, I tell myself that, but we'll see)

So, if you pick up a girl with short hair and she tends to suck her thumb when you don't talk, drop her ass off at the first opportunity.

I hope everyone else had a better night than mine.

[DC Monger]

Dont get paranoid. Just felt like maybe I was exposing too much of my identity before. But, probably just me being paranoid. I'll add my occaisional post when I go out mongering and leave it at that.



DC Monger,,

I asked before and will repeat the query. You said that you used to post under a different name and just changed to DC Monger What "moniker" did you go by before?

[Ebdawgg]

Baldy, that was a great post. Sorry for your bad experience but the info you gave is invaulable and exactly the kind that mongers need to stay safe and happy. I just glad that it didn't work out worse for you; next time just use the no-tell as SWs seem more likely to give you a good time when they need you for the ride home or wherever. Hope your future experiences are better. Thanks and keep up the good work.

[Razors]

Avoid Tammy.

Picked her up at corner of Washington and Ostend. 5'4" and almost CCL. Brown hair with blond highlights, kind of a Roman nose. GEnerally acceptable looking but once in car I noticed the bad teeth. Gave a pretty reasonable BBBJ but at last minute popped mouth off of Mr Happy and let me shoot my shirt.

[Muff Scout]

F4FN,

Second your report on Tammy.

Just 4 or 5 months ago, she was hot. Killer body, ass to die for. Would give an unrushed GFE fro 2 jacks +10. Took care of her hair which was blonde, dressed well and smelled good too. But the horse has dragged her down.

Last time I saw her, about 6 weeks ago, she was in a rush to cop, hair was getting grungy, and she didn't even remember me.

I won't go near her anymore.

Safe hunting.

Muff Scout

[Cloud William]

Hi Guys,

I read the below reports and got a kick out of Old Dog's dilemma.

WWTMD? I had a similar situation several months ago and went through roughly the same thought process. She was bobbing away and taking it all the way in. I was close to spewing and decided to do a "Trashman" on her. When I was on the brink I also shoved her head all the way down and let go. Her reaction was different though, she apparantly swallowed it. Intentionally or not, it went down her throat. She was surprised but not pissed.

Baldy, I have found that going to anyplace a SW reccomends is a bad idea. It gives them a sense of control and they are more likely to pull something unpleasent.

Cloud

[Baltimonger]

C'mon guys, don't you know better than to give her an idea that you are about to spew? Just tell her a few more minutes when you really mean seconds!!! Try to keep a stone face, not grunting and turning Japanese on her. That's one of my favorite lies, along with "don't worry, I cum really fast". 15 minutes later she's still working it and *****ing that I'm taking too long. My other favorite lie is, of course "Yes, I am the TrashMan". ;) Truthfully though, I'm going to start asking them if they catch beforehand, and if they say no, I'll just say "oh well, no tip then". We'll see how soon they start catching after that. I still can't figure out my 2 times with Mandy last week: The first time I fucked her too hard and broke the condom, and she didn't seem too shook up about it. The second time she gave BBBJ and wouldn't catch. (?) Was she afraid that I might give her throat an infection that I got from her own pussy? Now that we've got CCL in this section, how about DBS (Droopy Boob Syndrome)? or how about HTS (Horse Tit Syndrome)? We could have: "Last night I picked up (SW) on Fairhaven. She was CCL w/HTS, but she gave an excellent BBBJTCIM." Pretty soon entire posts would just be acronyms. LE would be SOL trying to get the 411. WWTMD?
Baltimonger

[Out There]

First time contributor, but I've been reviewing all of the comments for several months.

I had an experience with a Peyton in Hampden that was nice. She had an apartment, didn't look like she was on drugs. Said she needed the extra cash for bills, said someone had just bought her groceries. Anyway she had a marvelous ass, fake tits but still felt real. Her stomach was all wrinkly though.

I was looking for some oral and she said that would be 30. I told her I only had 20. She was okay with that this time but next time it would be 30. This was all unruched and clean. She stripped completely and gave me a great bbbjcim, walked into bathroom and spit.

Anyway, being new to the monger scene and seeing some of the recent posts, how about the more experienced guys telling how we go about letting the girl now what we want and how much to pay and how to negociate so that when they want paid up front we can turn that around and pay after the deed is done.

One last thing, are there any spots in Baltimore County, like north of Hampden to cruise?

Thanks guys, Out There

[Robux]

BM, ROFLMAO!

HTS is AOK W/me!

Robux

[TrashMan]

Bald One,

I feel your pain. I think that if you monger much, you will inevitably have an experience like that, I know I have. I don't care how explicit you are up front with them and how much they agree, so many of them will always try that shit on you. That's the case for pay her later. Or at worst, pay some up front and the rest later. Then at least when your dick figures out that the situation you've gotten him into sucks and he decides to turtle on you, you are in a position to cut your losses and split. I have done that many times when the girl turned ugly on me. Fuck it, a bad fuck is IMHO worse than no fuck.

Old Doggie,

Nice move man, that's the way to do it, but next time when she comes up sputtering and gives you shit, simply tell her "Jeez honey, you were so fuckin' good that I just went nuts!"
That way, it's HER fault, not yours!

[Cum Fountain]

Anyone know where I can find a woman named London? She is a former dancer at Chubbie's -- may be dancing again. I found her operating as a WSW off Pulaski, near the storage facility. Any help would be appreciated

[Baldy Moore]

You know you have made it to the big time on the Forum when a celebrated member, who not only inspires a BJ protocol but gets and acronym dedicated to him as well, recognizes one of your reports.

Thanks Trashman.

I had to make up for my bad experience with a run up to York and an AMP. Posting details in the York section.

[Dr.Monger]

Attention Mongers:

Do NOT, I repeat, Do NOT answer Cum Fountain's question. I have given this a lot of thought, but it appears my initial reaction was wrong. He is not some 12 y.o. playing on Dad's computer. Rather, apparently he is a stalker of some sort, a poser or worse.
This is the the second or third time he has requested info about "London." I fully intend to check my sources at Chubbies to even see if this girl exists, but I suspect she does not, or it is her real name, and he is trying to cause trouble (like I said...or worse). Simultaneous to his post here, other posts popped up on another board asking essentially the same question. When I questioned his genuiness before, we were treated to a post which contained no useful information, and oddly personal info for this board (i.e. "I am a 50 y.o. attorney from annapolis") Serious radar going off here folks. Just my two cents, and probably not even worth that.

By the way, had a pickup in Hampden recently. Tall, thin blonde. I had been with her once before last summer. Claims she is now off the drugs. Asked for more than the usual tuition, but I paid the going rate. Terrible skills. Wound up getting the final lesson in sign language. (I think is was American sign language - better known as ASL.) Avoid unless you are desperate. Short blonde hair. Goes by "Sarah".

Dr. Monger

[Furbuster2000]

I have a question for Out There, I hooked up with Peyton once. She said she lived on Wash Blvd near Carey. She told me she use to be a dancer, blondish hair not too bad looking and oh yea those big fake tits. Wanted to do FS but had no time settled for BJ and kicked her loose. I didnt see her again and have been lookin around for her. She use to live with the WSW that had the fucked up hands. Anyway would like to hook up with her again, if you could, can you send me a private message with contact details. Its cool if you don't want to I understand, maybe you could give me an idea where she walkin these days.

Picked up WSW along WW, said her name was Ann, much older than I thought when she jumped in. Nice BBBJTCIM, let finger her ass while she did the deed. Standard rate, probably would grab again. LE was out and about to lookin but not stoppin...be careful one and all.

[TrashMan]

Although I have been known at times to give people the benefit of the doubt, I will echo Doc's advice with regard to this guy. Something indeed does not smell quite right and I tend to agree that something is wrong with this guy. I would suggest we unofficially black ball him until such time as we can get a better handle on this dude.

CumFace, if you're listening I hope you are getting the message that your actions speak louder than words and you words coupled with your actions are sending a message that you cannot be trusted. I strongly suggest that you get your shit together, think long and hard BEFORE you open your mouth about this and decide if you want to be a member in good standing here or be treated like a leper, it's your choice. You will need to explain yourself in order to remove the Black Ball and your explanation better not be as full of shit as you've seemed so far.

[Motorback]

Ahh Trash....Come on turn that flame thrower up to high. Nothing better then toasted and fried scum fountain.

[Green Machine]

Cum Fountain-

London? That's kinda strange. I just had a great experience from a girl who went by that name at the MP in Kingsville on Route 1. It's the big white house on the right as you enter kingsville.

Not too bad looking, good FS and BBBJCIM. She really got into it, said she wasn't into any drugs and that she used to dance in Baltimore. Maybe it's the same?

[Dr.Monger]

OutThere:

Can you give a description of Peyton? Hair color? Height? Age? thanks.

Dr. Monger

[Baltimonger]

This is a Gina warning, for those dumb enough (like me) to pick her up. Apparently, I have (possibly) contracted genital herpes from her. My doc gave me 2 diagnoses; herpes, and possible bacterial folliculitis. I'm hoping the second dianosis is correct, because it is curable. There is a possibility though, that it was another one of my dates that gave it to me. I'm going to blame Gina though, because I just don't like her. She also had what could have been a cold sore or 2. My doc asked about my sexual history, and I told him there were just a few women I have been with. LOL. The only bad thing is I'm taking meds for both at the same time, so I probably won't know unless I were to have another outbreak. I'm on the shelf for a while it seems :(

Baltimonger

[Dr.Monger]

Baltimonger:

I would seriously consider switching doctors. If you have a current outbreak, he can quite easily swab it and run a test to see if it is Herpes. Additionally, a blood test is available and relatively cheap. It detects the antibodies your body generates in response to the virus. It may not tell you if you have the virus, but it is a good indicator of exposure, and it can differentiate between both types. There is a small upside, as I went back and re-read your encounter with Gina. If it is herpes, and it was from her mouth, then it may be type I. This is the less virulent strain, with less frequent outbreaks, and milder outbreaks. Plus, an infection of one type can have the effect of innoculating against the other type. That means if you have type I, getting type II is less likely (but possible). Now the bad news. The timing is just right for it to be a herpes outbreak, assuming you post close in time to your activities. More bad news. You can get type II on your mouth, and given her occupation, she may have caught it that way, so it could be type II. Lastly, you are infectious even when not having an outbreak. There is activity called viral shedding which means that an infected person is always shedding the virus cells. Studies indicate that the risk of transmission when no outbreak is occurring is 5%. That's one in 20.

On a prevention basis, personally, if there is any question at all about something on the girls lip, I forgo the oral activity. I have done this a few times. There is nothing you can do about genital contact except not have it. Women can have open sores inside that you cannot see. The virus gets into her secretions and infects you if you come into contact with her secretions on your bare skin. Besides, if she knows she is having an outbreak, and she needs her fix, do you really think she is going to tell you? How many of these women tell their customers they have HIV?

Reported cases indicate that some men get a circle of lesions around the base, stopping where the condom was covering the shaft. You can actually get herpes infections in weird places. Reported cases include the eyes and the fingers. Remember, the virus lives in the ganglion of the nerve, and hides there from the body, so a lot of places are fair game for the virus. Genital and oral are just the most frequent points of contact, which is how the virus is spread.

But life is risky, and herpes is not the end of the world. No I don't have it, but I know folks who do. They live normal lives. I also know quite a few folks who have been misdiagnosed. Get a swab done, or at a minimum, a blood test. There is a ton of herpes info on the web. Go look at it. I wish you well.

Dr. Monger

[TrashMan]

Doc,

that was one of the most interesting, informative, to the point, non-judgemental, and truly worth while posts I can remember reading in a long long time. Very laymen oriented with lots of action items to do.

Motor,

Thank you kindly, your compliment was most eloquent!

[TrashMan]

There is one amongst us who recently left me to my own wicked devices at the Block in his absence as he attended Mardi Gras.

If so inclined you might wish to enlighten us never-have-beens as to the real story of Mardi Gras.

[Baltimonger]

Doc,
Thanks for the advice. As far as my doctor that I see, changing right now to a different doctor (or shall I say, medical group, because he is part of a very large internal medicine group) would be difficult for me as far as my HMO goes. Not much else in my area to see. They are very assembly line oriented there. Anything other than a quick diagnosis is usually referred to a specialist. I do not have severe symptoms (broken blisters). I do however have some small pimple-like spots on my penis, groin pain, and a larger swollen area on the inside of my thigh. There is nothing I can see that he could swab. He prescribed Famvir for it. Cephalexin was prescribed for a bacterial infection. If 1 in 5 of the entire population have it, would it be wise to assume that the opposite (about 4 in 5 or higher) could be true for SW's? Staying healthy myself, and not spreading this around are both important IMHO. If we were to assume that the vast majority of SW's have Type II, then my abstaining from mongering, or only doing CBJ would not be necessary. I couldn't protect them from what they've most likely already gotten or are pretty much destined to get. My biggest concern then would not to monger while in the throes of an active outbreak. Too much risk of exposure to HIV. Interestlingly enough, I have no itching or burning, other than the inflamed spot on the thigh. An ice pack has done the trick for that.
I also need to bring this up since I didn't do this earler: One week prior to last Saturday's date with Gina, I had a date with an SW who I believe had a cough drop in her mouth, and I seemed to have an allergic reaction almost immediately. I got some very quick developing small blisters on my scrotum and inside my thigh. which went away in a few days. They started up almost immediately when she (Mandy) started a BBBJ. That was the same night that I broke a condom with her. It was her condom. which was a Durex, and I consider those to be crap compared to Trojan. They're always too small and seem to have a much higher failure rates IMHO. I had a Trojan, but it wan't a lubricated one so she didn't want to use it.

Thanks,
Baltimonger

[Motorback]

Doc...Once again you bring your wisdom upon us. It's nice to see someone actually share important and factual information on here of this kind.

B'Mongor...The only other advice I could lend is to locate a free clinic somewhere not so close to home and see what they might offer. Also if you were ever in the military the B'more VA clinic is pretty decent.

[Mdam]

I picked up a girl named april a week ago on baltimore across from patterson park. She was a short blond who said she was 24. She was a 7 regular and a 9 sw. We drove to her preselcted spot where i got bbbj for 20. After a while I offered her another 40 for everything, she was good and very into it. For the first time in a while I had someone who took her job seriously. The best part was that she had a grape condom, which left a pleasant smell and not that stale hooker smell. A must do again.

[HaywoodJablomey]

Cruised up Washington (Wlikens Loop area) on Wednesday morning at 1:00 am. Insomnia, not shopping, but curious what action there was. Saw ~5 workers, 3 quite promising, though it is tough to tell this time of year with the winter clothing. Wished I was more in the mood for play; 3 were definitely worth stopping for a closer look. There was no evidence of LE seen on my casual inspection, so it is possible that there were decoys and unmarked standing by. I tend to doubt this, as usually decoys/LE scare away all real workers, and a couple were definitely not LE (on the pipe/horse).

A while back, tried out the daydreamsgirls.com service; my selected blonde had a nice bod/attutide (attitude was nice, but not enthusiastic), and the Howard County location was clean/secure. A decent change of pace, but not a repeat.

Cum Fountain thread?: omne ignotum pro magnifico. Put away the Ludlum novels and get back to mongering.

[UpForFun]

I go to the Baltimore every now and then. I rode up E. Patapsco Ave. in the Brooklyn area on Feb. 6th around 8:30 and 9pm and found nothing, not even the LE was seen.

So I head over to the other side of town on Reisterstown Rd. Around 9:30 I picked up this wsw, about 5'8 120 with small tits. I can't remember the name. I don't think I asked and don't believe she gave it. I do think I seen her one other time before walking with a guy, but I didn't stop then and she was by herself this time. Once she got in she said did I have a place to go. I said no because I didn't. We went to the back of some apartments where there were only a few cars there. Oh, there was still a lot of snow, mostly ice on the ground from the storm. Man, that four will drive sure did come in handy. Once we parked, she asked what I wanted and I told her I wanted to fu!k. All of a sudden she says she do not have much time. I am thinking "what the fu!k" then said okay lets do this. She asked what do I have to give, I'll thinking to myself that I and somewhat new but not that damn new to the game, I said what do you charge. She said 30, I gave a Jackson because I had other plans for Hamilton. I had better BBBJ and the pus pus with a condom was ok.

Feb. 21st I made my E. Patapsco Ave run along with the side streets around 9. Saw one possible wsw 30's about 5'6 and medium build near E. Patapsco Ave and 10th street but LE was parked across the street in an empty lot and I didn't want to make too many passes. So I left there to head over to Reisterstown Rd.

I didn't go my normal route and I end up on Hollins Ferry Rd. near Waterview Ave. when I spotted this bsw and got the look. I slowed but didn't stop there because two cars were coming from behind. So I made a few rights and ended back to where I could stop, she got in and was very friendly. She said she doesn't get out much and her name was Laverne and she was 33 yrs old with five kids. She was about 5'5 small B cups and no more than 115 lbs. She also said she smoke week and drink. Some to think of it, she did have a cup in her hand when I picked her up. I don't smoke but maybe I should carry a bottle of something with me just in case.

I wanted to fu!k her but didn't have a rain coat. She said she may have one, but by the time we parked she had checked and didn't have one. Damn! So I got some BBBJTC with ball licking. When I couldn't hold back anymore, she took it in her mouth and started sucking every drop. I gave a Jackson and five Washington's for catching it all.

When dropping her off, she said she loves to fu!k. She said it twice. I guess I need to hide some rain coats along with that bottle. Damn! She said she doesn't speak Greek.

[Dr.Monger]

Baltimonger:

The free clinic suggestion is a good one. I believe "Bradman" posted a complete "how to" a few months ago about a free clinic in Baltimore.

Leg (groin) pain can be one of the cardinal signs of Herpes. I am truly sorry to have to tell you that. However, as for your comment that most of these girls have type II, and you are going to keep mongering if you have it, well, I think that is not exactly the attitude I would take, but then I do not stand in your shoes. They are people too, whatever the reason they are in that particular line of work. The reason this disease spreads is twofold: 1) You can have it an not know it, meaning that some peple have it and never have an outbreak; and 2) People who have it don't tell their partners. If it turns out you do have it, would you want to pass it on to me or the Trashman or GreenMachine or anyone else here? Sex is the second most powerful drive we have, and I understand the needs that men have all too well. Otherwise I would have quit after I caught something (fortunately curable) from the Hampden girl. But think about all the others who you connect to. One SW does ten guys. They do 10 different other SWs. Soon everyone has it. Its just statistics. CBJs are not all that bad. It is of course your decision, and the time immediately after you are diagnosed is the worst. I was misdiagnosed once, and thought I would never have sex again. I was full of guilt, shame and depressed. It also happened to someone else I know, and cost him a relationship. We were both misdiagnosed, but I know the emotions. First and foremost, make sure you have it. Then make your decisions.

Dr. Monger

P.S. If you need a good urologist, call U of Md's clinic. It won't be that expensive. F- the HMO. Its your health at stake.

[Globetrotter]

Green Machine,

BBBJCIM from an MP girl named London? You got my attention. Could you PM me with some details - name and location of MP and rates. What does she look like? TIA

Globe

[Ray the Hunter]

First time contributor, but I've been reviewing all of the comments for several weeks, but I have had this hobby for a long time.

I cruised up Washington Blvd. (Wilkens Loop area) on Thursday morning at 11:00 am and I saw almost CCL Cindy with brown hair at Washington Blvd and Carey Street. I could not stop because of traffic, so I drove around the block and by the time I got back around she was talking to LE for parking enforcement. I then cruised up to Wilkens Ave.

I picked up Melanie with the long blonde hair in front of the store near Wilkens Ave and Catherine Street. She told me that she had just got out of jail on a FTA warrant and that she was in jail with Rachel the one with short blonde hair. Melanie told me that Rachel has kitchen duty in jail and that she will be there for awhile. I got a fair to much teeth BBBJTC from her for a Jackson.

On my way home I saw Cindy again at almost the same place that I seen her before in the morning talking to LE. This time I was able to pick her up and she told me the LE that I saw her talking to was giving her a ticket for standing around. Cindy had her arm in a sling and she told me a drug dealer broke her arm, because he thought she had burned him for a Jackson. I got a BBBJ from her for ½ a Jackson and a ride to Hull & Fort Street.

[Surfing for Fun]

Hello All,

I took advantage of the nice weather Monday afternoon to make a run. Checked out Conkling, not much there, seems to be dried up during the day. PP was also like this, but I rarely see much during the day there. I used to see a good amout of action around Conkling during the day.

Then I made it over to the W/W area. Man o man was it hopping. I guess the sun brought out the girls. I did notice many two girl pairs all over, which I had trouble trying to figure how to stop and make sure I got the one I wanted. There was a particular pair that just went back and forth for one block and never seemed to give the look or get picked up, even though they were decent. There was also another pair, two blonds, but they kept sitting down on steps where there was no available parking spots in which to pull over. I just don't have it in me to stop in the middle of Wilkens on a sunny afternoon to pick up a friend.

I had to go get a bite to eat after doing some scouting. When I came back I noticed another weird thing. At the little convenience store there was a car w/ a guy in the drivers seat with 3 girls. Every so often a car would pull up and a girl would go right to it and hop in. Was this some type of "hos to go" service I have not heard of? I wasn't sure if the girls had phones or what.

Well, back to my scouting, I did see Pam out, but was looking for something new. At one point I saw a girl get dropped off, the hottest, best looking girl I have seen in the W/W area. A pretty tall brunette, skinny but not CCL. She looked like a college coed. The car dropped her off in a bad place for me to pick up, and I wasn't sure if I wanted to pick up sloppy seconds that close to the deed (I know everyone out there is like sloppy 1000ths, but to see the drop off right in front of me was weird). I should have picked her up though.

After all this scouting I ended up w/ Renee, a shorter blond girl, looked alright except for the Edward James Olmos skin. She hopped in, and she had pictures of herself in various states of undress. I thought it was an interesting sales tactic. She said she had her own place, so we headed over. Wasn't sure of the street (couple blocks down from Pulaski, fulton maybe) but we stopped and went on in. I was little uncomfortable as the street was a pretty busy street, too visible for my taste. I like pam + diane's 5 dollar room off the stroll. We went all the way up some tall staircases to her room which unfortunately had two puppies and some of their leavings on the floor. She got them out and cleaned it up as best she could before we got down to business.
1/2 + 1/2 for fitty plus hamilton for the "landlord". bbbj was very good, good throat action, almost wish I would have stuck with that, but the second half was also very good, mish and doggy. Dropped her off at a sub shop and continued on my way.

Renee seems really into pictures, she talked about covering one of her walls with pictures of herself (and friends). I didn't bring my camera w/ me that day, so none from me this time. I haven't noticed many pictures on this board compared to others, is everyone just trying to protect themselves and the girls, or do you all not have cameras?

One more question for everyone here: Renee seemed to be on the white stuff, real chatty and energetic, unlike the girls I have dated on the horsey, who have been a little more reserved. Does everyone have their pick as to which candy your pickup is on?

[Bradman]

Damn Doc,

One would think you actually are a doc from the info you're giving. Seriously folks, the doc's disease info is completely correct.

Baltimonger,

Two things, first, I did catch something and went to the free clinic in downtown Baltimore for the cure. Just search back through my posts and you will find a detailed description of the process.

Second,
Your attitude about not caring whether you infect the girls is totally UNCOOL. If you infect a girl, then you are infecting EVERY OTHER MONGER THAT DOES HER. That is fucked up. It's one thing to spread shit you don't know about, but to intentionally give me or anyone else a disease is IMHO grounds for an asskicking. I know that many SWs already have shit and that we are taking a risk by doing them, but you are purposefully increasing that risk. Put a rubber on it and get over it.

That being said, I hope you just have folliculitis and not herpes.

[TrashMan]

Brad,

Where do you think B'Monger got it from?

[Dr.Monger]

One last comment on the herpes issue. I did not notice the "1 in 5" people have it comment before re-reading Baltimonger's previous post again today. (Don't ask me why I re-read posts. I don't know. )Statistics of this type are just not accurate. The "1 in 5" and even "1 in 4" figures I have seen have not come from any documented scientific study. Rather, they are put out by groups afflicted with herpes. If the rate were truly "1 in 5" or "1 in 4" don't you think we would all have it? How common is monogamy? Condoms don't stop herpes all the time. If 1/4 of the population had it, soon 1/2 half, then 3/4 would have it. Statistics (yes they always lie..remember, there are lies, damn lies and statistics) show that over 50% of all married folks cheat. Imagine the humping going on among the non-marrieds. No, Herpes would be rampant, and considered an epidemic if it were 1 in 4, or even 1 in 5. I do not believe the CDC lists Herpes as an epidemic. At any rate, enough of this, lets get back to some good reports!

Dr. Monger

[Baltimonger]

Bradman,
You are missing the point of what I was trying to say. If you notice in my last post I stated:
Staying healthy myself, and not spreading this around are both important IMHO.I really do believe that if my abstaining from mongering would help matters, or at least not make things worse in terms of spreading either type of herpes to others, I would certainly do it. Whether it’s you, TrashMan, Doc, Green Machine, or the many, many other mongers whose names never appear on this board, I would never want to heighten the risk for anyone when it comes to STD’s. There is a reason why DC SW’s are pretty much all about CBJ. They care about their health, and just maybe they don’t want to ruin the product they are selling and create a negative image of themselves. In Baltimore, mostly all the SW’s don’t give half a shit about themselves, and give less than a shit about us. We need to remember that before we start sticking our dicks in any opening of theirs. As long as the get their copping money that’s all that matters to them. I carry non-lubricated condoms for a reason: I like to give the SW an option of CBJ prior to the deed. Half of these girls are so preoccupied into getting it done ASAP, they’ve got my dick in their mouths before I can even ask them to choose. Some of them want to do BBBJ just so you'd see how great their skills are, and you'd tip them, and go back to them first before anyone else. How many DC street Ho's ever show you where they live, just in case you want to see them again? I broke a condom with a pretty decent girl a couple of weeks ago, and I felt like shit for quite a while after that. Just go back a couple of weeks and read that post. I felt bad more for her than for myself. So to say that my attitude sucks and that I don’t give a fuck is just plain wrong. Up until now, I didn’t have any STD’s that I knew of, so my attitude was one of “If I play with fire and get burned, it’s my fault”. IMHO. I will get tested though. I need to be sure about this. If it is herpes, hopefully it’s type I, and not II. As far as where I’m at as of today: those small pimple-like spots are pretty much gone after 3 doses of the meds. The spot on my thigh, while still red, is not swollen, nor does it hurt. Here’s the bad part in all of this: I get tested, and it’s not herpes, or it’s type I, and I post that here, there’s no reason you should believe that statement. If the worse case scenario is true, I post that, and then turn around and stop posting, or at least say I did CBJ, there would be no reason to believe that I wasn't still out there doing BBBJ. Herpes is like a Celine Dion CD: Many millions of people have it, but very few would ever admit to it. Especially if they could hide it so no one would ever see it. The first thing out of my doctor’s mouth yesterday was “I don’t think its herpes”. He is a pretty decent doctor and has overruled other doctors within that office in the past in regard to their diagnosis of me for other problems. I’m hoping that’s right. Baltimore is the non-lethal STD capital of the nation. Let’s all remember that.

Baltimonger

This is from WebMD / The Cleveland Clinic
How Common Is Genital Herpes?

Almost 50 million American adults and adolescents have genital herpes -- that's 1 out of every 5 people, making it one of the most common sexually transmitted diseases. Since the late 1970s, the number of Americans with genital herpes infection has increased 30%, mostly in young white teens.

Genital herpes is more common in women than in men.
You've got a good point Doc. Either the statistics are flawed, or the rate of transmission is nowhere near as high as what is being reported. Possibly the claim to it being "highly contagious" is plain and simple an exaggeration. There may also be serious flaws in the 1 in 20 chance of transmission even without an outbreak. It could be 1 in 50, 1 in 100, or 1 in 10,000 for all we know.

[Block Partier]

Hi all,

Recently went to the Plaza. What fun. New Paint. New Bartenders. One more buck for drinks. Most importantly new girls. Theres two hotties named Kitty. The smaller of the two gave me a very lap dance for a very reasonable tip. Sometime into the session she dropped something on the floor. Down she went. Took her quite awhile to come back up. Gotta love bmore.

[Litigator]

Hello,

I will be heading to Baltimore the end of April on business and was wondering where I can get some action on the sly as fellow coworkers will be with me. I will be at the Baltimore Convention Center. Any help will be appreciated and if any of you come to Pennsylvania I hope to return the favor.

[ThePunter7216]

According to this website:

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/genital_herpes/prevalence.htm

there are 45 million adults in the US with HSV-2. This is about 1 in 5 of people age 12 or older.

The annual incidence is estimated at 500,000 to 1 million cases per year.

So from that we can infer that between 1 in 45 and 1 in 90 persons with HSV-2 will give it to a partner each year.

Then multiply that by the number of times the average person has sex each year - I would guess you get 1 in the thousands as the chance of transmission each time they have sex.

This is all conjecture, I am not a doctor, or an epidemiologist, but it makes sense.

[Baltimonger]

Surfing for Fun:
Was the house you went to on a corner beside a tavern? If so, that would also be Jessica's place. The puppies were in her room (2nd floor) the last time I went there. She tried to give one of the dogs to me. I know she has a roomate SW who lives upstairs. I think its Renee. She fits the description of the other SW that was there the last time I went. I believe that another SW (Jules, who is hated by all) used to live there. It's cool there. Jessica's a good bite for BBBJ and for good conversation. Not much for anything else though. You couldn't get more than a finger or 2 inside her pussy. Some psychological thing that caused her to close up inside. Used to ride the horse, but all cleaned up now. As far as the picture thing goes, Jackson has very strict policies on posting pics of American women in the forum. I've seen them on other states' sections though, so his policing of this may not be very strict, and his comment about not posting American women might just be a legal disclaimer to guard against lawsuits.

Ray:
Thanks for the Rachael update. A lot of us have been wondering if she was still in the joint.
Baltimonger

[Muff Scout]

Friday night report.

Cruised through WW about 8:30 and it was pretty quiet. Saw almost no LE and only two girls.

Saw a cute brunette, looked to be early 20's, long dark hair. She was walking around near the circle.

Also saw a very tall, 6 foot, blonde with shoulder length hair. She looked to be low to mid 30's, average build. Saw her walking up Monroe away from Wilkens. Some other monger must have snapped her up.

Drove to Hampden and saw a cute, young, thin blonde near the Rite-Aid, but LE was everywhere and she waved me off.

Safe hunting.

Muff Scout

[Feldman]

Fellow Mongers,

I found myself in Hamden today, so I figured that I would do some scouting. Since it was a nice day, I decided to do it on foot. Came across a very cute WSW. She had short light brown/blonde hair, thin (i don't think she was CCL), a-cups, black tee shirt and jeans, and early twenties. Said her name was Elizabeth. Offer was made for a jackson, but no specific lesson plan was mentioned. She said she had her own place, and that there was no extra charge for room usage. Didn't have time, but the offer was tempting. I checked the forum search, but I came up with no matches. Any help?

Thanks,

Feldman

And this guy, we... just call "Feldman!"

[Muff Scout]

Sunday night report.

Hit the WW loop around 7:30 and saw plenty of sw's and no LE.

Saw a really beautiful blonde, with hair down to her ass, walking towards Monroe from the circle, but was on the wrong side of the street for the pickup.

Saw Pamela Lee on Wilkens, and Renee on Payson, but passed on both because I was looking for something new.

Saw a short haired brunette walking up and down Monroe between Eagle and Wilkens, but she was kind of plain looking so I passed.

There was a girl with dirty blonde hair, about 5'5", hard face, on Payson. Also a blonde with curley hair, about 5"3". Both looked to be mid 20's.

Finally saw a brunette, with shoulder length auburn hair, kick ass body, small but nice breasts, strolling towards Payson from Wilkens. Scooped her up. Her name is Rachel and she looked to be about 35.

Quick trip to a motel. Had a very nice time. No rush, nice massage followed by BBBJ. Then had nice long sex session in several positions. Great sound effects on her part. All for 2 1/2 jacks. Would see her again. Classy and intelligent for a sw.

Hope you guys had good luck. There were lots of girls to chose from, and no LE to be seen.

Muff Scout

[Baltimonger]

Well guys, I'm going to get tested tomorrow. I'm cautiously optimistic that I don't have herpes or probably any STD for that matter. The only ailments I have found that most resemble what I had a few days ago would be non-sexual allergic reactions. During this time I have done so much f'ing research on STD's it's pathetic. I have had my nose rubbed in it, in terms of not mongering. Saturday night, I went to Brooklyn to Thunderdome. After I left out of there, I headed down Patapsco, to 6th, and Pontiac. Just scouting for no other reason but the forum. Quite a few decent suspects. Friday around noon, I saw a WSW I hadn't seen before in my own neighborhood. I live in the southern Anal Rundel county rural area. Decent looking. If I didn't have this shit, I could have had my first hometown pickup.We have a few Sw's here, but nothing worth writing home to Ma and Pa about. I hope everything goes my way with the testing, so I can get back out there to where the fun is. I'm stuck here with my porn and my left hand!

Baltimonger

[Dr.Monger]

What a weekend. Not much to report from scouting, but the beauty of the Block is that there is always new talent cropping up. This weekend I found two real hotties working and it was the first night for both. Now if they just come back...

On a side note, I also hooked up this weekend with two Blockettes I have known for a while. (I hooked up with each separately.) It pays to be a regular and get yourself known gents. Learn the bartender's names. Tip them. Tip the girls. Make small talk. Get them used to your face. Trust me after years (and I mean years) of Blocking, it is amazing when it all falls into place. I do have to thank Trashman and Incog for their invaluable help in learning a few more tricks of the trade, no pun intended.

Dr. Monger

[Benchseats Rock]

Hi all,

This is my first post to the forum; I just found it a couple of months ago and need to say thank you for all the great info posted in here.

I have had the pleasure of meeting April in the PP area - maybe a week ago, and she really is as good looking as the last post says. 8/9 on the sw scale 7/8 in real life. Great BBBJTCIM for a jackson - she was kind of nervous about getting caught (she said she had been picked up before) and made me drive around looking for a suitable spot to get the deed done. We did, it was great, and done.

She didn't rush me at all - I've been known to take a long time, gave me HJ when her mouth got tired, not a peep of a complaint from her.

She asked me to drop her off at home (maybe to score... who knows) and gave me her number on the way out -

I'm gonna call her and set something up, and I'll let you know about it as soon as she's gone.

Be safe out there.

Benchseats Rock

[Motorback]

Gents,
I appear to be going through bout of censorship here lately. I have unknowingly crossed a line somewhere along the line which has brought about Jackson's attention. I had submitted a post (in several threads) concerning an article in the Feb 2004 Playboy on page 56. Look for the article concerning Tampa, Fl

[Hugh Jardon]

Motorback,
If you're talking about the bust of an online sevice in Tampa, that happened at least 2 years ago. Most of it was thrown out of court and the website is still up.
Jackson doesn't like anyone discussing other websites, quite understandably. So, give it a rest. I fail to see how it has any effect on what happens here.

[TrashMan]

HugeMan

While I cannot claim to have reviewed the article to which Motor referred, I fail to understand why a 2004 Feb issue of Playboy would be discussing a 2 year old incident unless it either is NOT about the Tampa incident to which you refer or it has pertinence to today. I believe the point Motor was making was that a web based environment that deals with sex ran into trouble with LE. Since web based environments like that one draws people from all over the world, it doesn't matter if it's in Tampa, DC, or Timbuktu, same as this one. He was bringing the subject up to stimulate your mind and possible start a discussion.

Let me ask you this...before you zapped Motor, did you even bother to look at the Playboy issue he mentioned to determine if it was in fact the same incident?

[Ray the Hunter]

I hit the WW loop around 11:00am yesterday and I first saw Mandy at Payson Street and Wilkens Avenue, but I decided to pass on her because of some of the reports in this forum and the fact that the last time I was with her I could feel hard bumps around her P-lips. Looking down Payson Street I could see a WSW at the Eagle Street corner. So I drove around the block to get a better look, as I approached I could see other cars stop and she would walk up to their car then they would drive off without picking her up. When I got close I could see that she was a good looking girl, but she was so high on something I knew she would be trouble, so I passed on her and went down to Washington Blvd.

On Washington Blvd. between Carey Street and Ostend Street I saw Jan, she is a WSW who is a little cubby with dark brown hair. I passed on her, because the last time I picked her up she had sores all over her legs. She told me that it was a skin condition she had most her life, but it was still a real turn off for me. Then I saw Cindy on Washington Blvd. and Bayard Street next to Carroll Park, she is the one with the broken arm. Cindy is very close to being CCL. I passed on her, because I wanted something different and I didn’t like the last BBBJ I got from her that well. I went back up to Wilkens Avenue and saw the two blondes that I see all the time sitting on some steps, but I have never talked to then, because one of the SW’s who I respect warned me that they could be trouble. By now I have seen no less than five marked LE, It was time to take the side streets.

At Payson Street and McHenry Street a real hot looking Redhead ask me to give her a ride. I would say her face and body was an eight on the real world scale. She told me her name is Bobby. She agreed to give me a BJ for a Jackson, so I went to one of the parking spots I like and just after we pulled in Bobby told me to look out her window. When I looked out the window I could see another Monger was going to town on top of his SW. This seem to turn Bobby on and she gave me a DFK and then one of the best BBBJTC that I have gotten in a long time. I gave her a ¼ Jackson as a tip on top of the Jackson I already given her. I dropped her off at McHenry Street and Stricker Street; she said she lived near there and that she is around Ramsay Street and Vincent Street when she needs to make some money. Bobby also told me that Pam the Blonde with the big Dragon tattoo’s on the side of her stomach is about two months pregnant and may go into rehab.

I know if that is true I will miss Pam, but I do wish her well. Bobby will make a great replacement.

[Hugh Jardon]

Trash buddy,
I don't read Playboy, not even for the articles. Their pictures are too tame for my jaded desires. I prefer Hustler for their tasteful pictorials of anal, double penetrations, cum facials, etc.
Motorback posted about this on numerous other forums and a couple replys to his post referenced what this was about-the Big Doggie bust. That is old news, but I hadn't heard the resolution to the court case. The replys told me some stuff I didn't know about this, so that was okay. This website is different than that one-that one has lots of escort advertising, for one.
I really don't care if Motorback posts stuff like that here. I can choose to read it and respond as I see fit. The last post he left here seemed to be complaining that he was "censored" by our host, Jackson. I think Jackson has every right to take down any post that refers to other websites. This is his place. We are his guests. If we don't like his rules, we can go somewhere else.
And Trash, you call that a "zapping"? Compared to what I've seen from the master-you-that wasn't even a mild spanking.
Peace

[TrashMan]

Huge,
No No No, you have it all wrong! A zapping is lesser painful than a mild spanking, kind of like a static electricity shock.

I never question authority by my very nature so heaven forbid that I would question the removal of any post or part thereof, but my point was that while I do totally agree with your statement that Jackson can, and probably should, not allow posts that tell members about other web sites, but I read Motor's post a bit differently in that the way I interpretted his mentioning another site was purely as part of the warning if you will about that site bust article as being good fodder for thought, not as an invitation or even encouragement by him to other members to visit that site. ie. you have to look at the entire context, not simply one part. Perhaps Motor is guilty of posting something that was older news, even if the article did bring new information to light and perhaps the whole site incident seems to be totally not what we do here, but I believe that his heart was in the right place.

Now as to your filthy reading habits..........

[Motorback]

Huge,
Don't take my posting as whining yet purely alerting others that a tone of censorship seems to have come about. I admit that we are all here as guests of Jackson but there is a larger issue here that you are not aware of. I will spare you the details since I care not to bore you further. Merely tried to pass along something of interest I found. By your own account you state that you don't read Playboy but you did mention the web site by name where I didn't. You also state that it's old news and that you never heard the outcome. Could this possible be a new case? Additional charges? I'll give you the fact that the web sites differ but when Johnny Law looks at it would he see it the same way?

Trash:
Is this the new and improved Trashman we're seeing? God I hope not.

[Baltimonger]

Wednesday evening report:
I went to a clinic yesterday, and they gave me the once over and took blood. The doctor said the results would be in in a week. He said if I had herpes, it would be visibly evident event though I have taken meds for the last week. Those sores just don't clear up that quickly, unlike the ones I had. I couldn't stand not being able to at least scout around for talent. I went on a recon mission tonight. Curtis Bay was dead around 6:30. Brooklyn had a few suspects, some could have been civilian. Out in the W/W loop it was a very different story. I came in from Caton down Wilkens. I've never seen so many SW's working that part of the loop as I did tonight. About 5 before getting to Desoto, and at least 5 more before I turned on Payson. I turned left onto Eagle and got to the light at Monroe. I was going to head out to Carey St. and back home. I was sitting there at the red light and my door opened up. In pops Mandy (again). She smiled and said "(my real name) I missed you sooooo much!". She leans over and gives me a kiss on the cheek. I was not very excited to say the least, considering the circumstance I was in. I pulled over to the side and gave her a quick explanation. She said "lets go get something to eat". We went to Mickey D's, ate and talked a little while. She kept on rubbing my package, trying to get me in the mood. I said fuck it, and negotiated a HJ for .75 Jackson. We went out to a few places to park. The first had a transit LEO. The second had a BCPD biker. We went into the county and parked. She damn near got totally naked in the car, and proceeded give me a rub and tug, with some mouth action for good measure. She took my hand and made sure I buried it deep into her pussy, and worked it real good. She was really trying to sell me the works. I didn't give in and made sure I blew a nut quickly so that I wouldn't change my mind and go for it all. After cleanup, she seemed disappointed that I didn't ask for more. She had me take her back to her house, and gave me the address if I wanted to see her again. I gave her an extra .25 Jackson for the info. BTW she is on the horse, and she's starting to get really CCL. Kind of strange since she's pigged out on fatty foods all 3 times I've been with her. She though I was on the pipe. I ain't never used that stuff in my life. Still great attitude. She is just too picky about who she dates. I guess that's why a lot of people see her out there on Eagle by herself. 80 degrees coming up on Friday. Should be a lot more skin being bared out there on the streets. Enjoy! Of course, I'll be at home reading my Playboy articles.

Baltimonger

[ThePunter7216]

Baltimonger,

Are you reading the same weather report I am? I thought Friday was to be 67 and rainy - hardly prime mongering weather. Though I too await the advent of spring.

Glad to hear you may be healthier than you had first feared.

[Baltimonger]

Punter,
Only a 30% chance of showers. High up around 70 is what I'm seeing this morning. I was listening to one radio station last night that said 75 to 80. Either way, 100% chance of good pussy finding IMHO. I'm gonna wait until the results are back before I head out again.

Baltimonger

[Larry 56]

My mongering activity is at a 18 year low. I haven't seen LE so busy in Baltimore. Makes me think of Sh*tcago. In Chicago, they don't need jails. All of the real crooks are LE or elected officials. We don't need that in Baltimore.

All of my Curtis Bay cuties have been scooped up. Melanie the geek queen is MIA. So is Lauren. I know that LE is busy rounding up dealers down there. Be careful!!

I did do a run by W/W and saw my 6 foot blond buddy. She is really CCL now and one big scab. Sad. Not much else mid-day Wed. Can't find her friend Ruby who was a treat.

On Jessica...that's where she lives. My guess is that she was on the horse but never got to CCL. She always has her wits about her. No beauty but steady. The extras ain't worth it IMHO with her.

Julie was her roomie, not Jules. Jules was the shorter one. Not to be trusted. Julie, I thought, was like 5'10" or something. Melanie of Curtis Bay's height. Melanie's nickname BTW is Big Bird. I can call her CCL Big Bird now.

AMPs don't excite me and I haven't hit the block in years. Anyone speak to GFE Jenn of Wilkens? I never got the new cell.

I can say that at this point, things are worse than even last year. Or maybe it's just me???



Larry!

[Larry 56]

AMP News...


http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/howard/bal-ho.seize04mar04,0,2306621.story?coll=bal-local-headlines

[TrashMan]

Larry,

I think it's a combination of the natural ebb and flow between tolerance and crackdown, the turnover of girls due to their increasing dependence on drugs, and partly just you. I think that there is also a natural ebb and flow to each person where you blow hot and cold, one day seeing lots of pretty girls and one day you can't seem to score. Part of that IMHO is due to a combination of boredom, becoming jaded, or just plain distracted by other things in your life.
Clearly there are plenty of girls out there. You can tell that by reading the posts. You may need to alter your normal patterns and go out at different times or run different loops. Or, even stay off the streets for a while and try the Block again. As you are aware if you read these posts, I and others have been enjoying fantastic wild times with Blockettes.
Hope you find your MOJO again, I'm sure you will.

Motor, don't make me dust off my flamethrower!

[Muff Scout]

Ray, I saw Bobby the other day on Wilkens near Monroe. She is a hottie. Nice body, gorgeous red hair.

Very sad to hear about Pam. She was fun to hang out with. I will miss her.

Larry, the last few times I have been out, there have been lots of sw's and little in the way of LE. Maybe your timing is off.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Baltimonger]

More bandwith to waste:
Jessica was on the horse, but she got into a methadone program. She has developed a severe dislike for the dealer boys. As far as the amount of SW we have out there right now; Curtis Bay and Brooklyn have definitely hit some real lows as of late. Not only in terms of quantity, but quality as well. It seems that the die hards (Angie & Cindy) can still be found in Brooklyn. Neither one meets my low standards. The W/W has picked up a little as of late. The great thing there is that the SW to civilian ratio is definitely in our favor. It almost seems as though women move into that area for the purpose of becoming SW's. Yesterday showed a lot of promise, even though the girls were a little off the beaten path. I could have scooped up some pretty good suspect within 2 minutes of hitting the loop. It showed me that you can't assume where they'll be. You've got to drive the entire loop to get what you want. There just are not enough LE to cover that kind of ground. On a side note: Mandy told me last night that when she was arrested recently; it was by a vice LEO who let her finish a BJ before he arrested her. She gave me that "did you know that the PD is crooked?" I had to do a TrashMan on her, and told her "no fucking shit! Why do you think you can sell your ass on the street day and night without being fucked with? If they weren't crooked, they'd have locked you ass up for good a long time ago." Or something to that effect. I think she got the message.
Baltimonger

[LoveLOS]

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[Ebdawgg]

Yesterday business took me past PP and on Baltimore st I saw something worth posting a warning about. At about 4 p.m. in the middle of the park were two of the cleanest, best looking, best dressed womene I have ever seen hitch hiking together in opposite directions. They smelled rather porcine and put on such a display - walking in the street, nice bright colored clothes, very outward hitch hiking - that even the locals who are used to seeing SWs stopped and stared. Every driver rubbernecked as they went by. I tried to hang around to to see if there were any waiting cars or if anybody got busted but just couldn't. It seemed too wierd; the few SWs that have been there lately were MIA and these two show up and act as blatent as can be.

If they are for real and anybody picks them up, please enlighten them. If they were LE, were they just trying to catch tourists?

Either way, this was a suspicious scene and worth being aware of.

Happy hunting

[Larry 56]

Lots of snanks out today at the Clix loop. Early afternoon. At least someone was out! :)

Thursday early afternoon at Curtis Bay: Saw Missy. Missed her though. A short blond young SW out...never saw her before but far too many civilians around as well as LE for my taste.

I mistakenly deleted a PM before responding so I send this out to the group so the monger who asked won't think I forgot and send a Locust's nest after me.

...1430 and Malik can help you.



Larry!

[Muff Scout]

Friday night report.

Drove through Wilkens around 8:30 and saw a ton of LE. Four marked cars and at least 3 unmarked parked in various locations.

Made one circle and got out of Dodge. Too hot for me.

Saw one BSW on Payson near Eagle, and the long haired blonde on Wilkens near Catherine.

Be safe.

Muff Scout

[Motorback]

Friday Night: I have to agree with this weeks posts. I drove through WW Loop and saw nothing but blue. I have to agree with Larry. I've never seen so much blue with what appears nothing to do. I ended up going through Curtis Bay and saw nothing that fit my low standards. The same tutors were out but I've gotten that lesson before and wasn't interested in getting it again. Hit Fantasy's then called up a F*** buddy who lives in the county. Cost me dinner but the late night exerise was worth it.
Maybe the lack of tutors has less to do with the natural ebb and flow and more of the word is out that Trash is back on a short leash.
B'Monger....Keep my fingers crossed that everything comes back clean for you.
Doc...Where the hell did you go?
LoveLOS...Welcome back.....
I'm off to the left coast and I'll try my luck out there. See if my batting average will improve.

[Muff Scout]

Cruised through the WW loop around 1:30 on Saturday afternoon and only saw a pair of skanks, a brunette in a purple sweatsuit, and a fat blonde, both near the corner of Eagle and Monroe.

Saw several LE patroling, so I didn't stick around.

Weekend afternoons used to be a good time to score.

Will try again on Sunday.

Safe hunting.

Muff Scout

[LoveLOS]

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[Dr.Monger]

Motor,

I am here. It gets old to keep reporting "Nothing to report."
I have also gotten extremely picky in my old age. I have been out there scouting, but without much luck. When I do see someone worth stopping for I usually don't have the time or ability to do so.

That being said, I wandered through Hampden recently, and there were tons of hotties walking around. The problem is so many of them are civilians. And LE has effectively shut down the location where they used to hang out. So I have been spending a lot of time on the Block, with some good results. Too good actually, as Blockettes require more tuition, thus limiting the amount of college savings I have to spend.

Trust me I will report when there is something, but her, thanks for the concern!

Dr. Monger

[Single Monger]

Took a stroll through Brooklyn saturday afternoon, Fairhaven Ave. looked like Mongers On Parade! Must have been more than 15 cars in a line going down there, it was all a little much for me, allthough it did have a festive kind of feel, you know being in a parade and all.

Sunday ran into Laura, in brooklyn, I've posted about her before, really let's ya bang the ol' mouth for 1 3/4. Hard to get rid of though, does take her time, but I was more in the mood for a snatch and grab. But I put up with her for a while LOL

Laura was telling me a story, and I know you all just love the hooker stories, about a SW I know, how she is going off the deep end, an older guy picked her up, now what she meant by older guy she didn't say, but when they got to the spot and were doing the damn thing, some of her thug buddies jumped out and they all proceeded to beat the shit out of him, took his van and dumped his ass out. Did I hear it on the news, no, is it a true story, who knows? I just like to relay the hooker stories LMAO

[Cumgun]

Took time to search w/w late Friday afternoon. I was seriously let down, nothing to be found, aside one looker on the bench across from c.park. Exchanged glances but she was gone by the time I looped back but., probably for my own good, LE was everywhere, in car and on foot.

Found April in Laurel. Dreaming of bbbjtccim to make the trip a worthwhile outing. I hope to revisit that dream again soon.

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[Muff Scout]

Took a drive through WW around 8:30 Sunday night.

Saw Renee. She was flying. She was staggering down Wilkens in the street. Cars had to swerve to avoid her.

Also saw Jessica, the redhead, on Payson.

There were also a couple of bsw out. Not much in the way of LE, just a couple of cruisers.

Near the circle saw a short haired blonde with a hard face as well as a blonde with shoulder length hair but she looked a bit to old for me.

Need some new blonde blood on the route.

Hope you guys had better luck than me this weekend.

Muff Scout

[Ray the Hunter]

On Thursday I drove through Wilkens around 11:00 am and saw a lot of LE and Melanie, The long haired blonde on Wilkens that hangs out near Catherine Street. Melanie saw me and yelled at me to keep driving, that the Knockers (ULE) was across the street.

I cruised on down to Washington Blvd. And saw almost CCL Cindy with the broken arm ( I was wrong it is her collar bone that is broken) I want to see if I could find something better, like maybe Bobby, so I passed on by like I didn’t see her. I didn’t see much out, so I call Patty (she spells it Pattie) she is a WSW about 32 to 35 with brown hair to her shoulders and about 5’5” tall, around 125# she is kind of cute for a SW. I had seen her twice before one time I gave her a Jackson for a BBBJTC the next time I gave her two Jackson’s for ½ and ½.

Patty told me to pick her up at her house ( she lives with her two or three kids and her sister) then she put her sister Linda on the phone, who ask me to give her a ride ( she said about two miles) I told her OK. When I got to the house Linda came out and got in. I just sat there waiting for Patty, then Linda said Patty was in the bathtub and would be done by the time we got back. Then as we drove Linda ask me to “Date” her. I told her no that I was going to see Patty, and then she told me that Patty didn’t feel good and had asked her to be with me. Linda is ok, but she is not my type so I told her no. Then when we got to where she was going, she told me we would have to wait 15 to 20 minutes for the person to show up so I drove off and left her there. Patty had told me before that her sister had the monkey on her back, she rides the Horse.

I cruised back down to Washington Blvd. And saw the same Cindy on Carey sitting on some steps. I picked her up this time and got a BBBJTC for a Jackson.

[Baltimonger]

I don't have herpes!:) The only thing I have is something that is curable. The doc gave me a shot for it. It starts with"S". I went to a different doctor that I used to go to years ago. The samples were sent to 2 different labs.

Anyhow, I went out blocking a little this weekend, followed by some scouting on Sunday. The block felt kind of lazy on Sunday. A really wierd vibe to it too. The Plaza was cool though. Since I was just looking, the Oasis was a nice place to just sit and watch. The Pussycat came in handy for that purpose too. I noticed that the P'cat's drinks were $2 cheaper than normal. Must be a Sunday thing. Jewel Box downstairs was uninspiring as usual. That one downstairs place near the Pussycat (Golden Nugget?), had some not quite attractive, but seemingly very accessible ladies there.

Before blocking, I hit Curtis Bay and Brooklyn. There were some SW in both areas early afternoon. Not great ones though.

After blocking, I ran the W/W loop looking for the talent. I immediately saw Diamond on Carey, just south of Washington. Damn, she's fine. She had those jeans on with the worn and faded streaks down the front of the legs. The kind which makes it look like she's been spending a lot of time on her knees. :D I don't have a problem with her hands as others might have. I have a friend with far worse problems with his hands. I do love ladies with long blonde hair. Around 7 PM or so, the rain hit hard, and the streets emptied out quickly as everyone ran for cover.

Baltimonger

[Dr.Monger]

Baltimonger,

Glad to hear your good news. I remember when Diamond used to work at Jewel Box upstairs. I remember how hot I thought she was. At that time, no take out was available, and upstairs JB was the most expensive place on the block. I have seen her on the W/W loop, but never been able to get her.

Dr. Monger

[Hugh Jardon]

Baltimonger,
It starts with "S"? Syphilis? Glad you don't have herpes.

Cruised through Brooklyn this AM around 7:45-8:00. A small selection to choose from. Nothing outstanding, nothing too horrible. Picked up Jenny. About 30, small-maybe 5'3", 125 or so, brown hair. Enthusiastic BBBJTCWS. She's fun. No contact info.
Nuts drained and on the road by 8:30. A good start to the day!

[Bradman]

Baltimonger: Congrats!! Glad to hear you don't have herpes.

Member #1517: The pg county and other areas boards have been severely lacking lately. Why don't you post your encounter with April there?

[Razors]

Damn, all this talk about VD, Herpes and Syphilis has made my timber limber. Wish I was into Foot Jobs, then all I'd have to worry about was Athlete's Cock.

An opportunity presented itself to slip out of work and cruise but I decided to refrain and see a movie (which is what I tell the ball and chainwhen ever she should ask where I was). Having been an on-again-off-again believer I thought I'd use the time to go and see The Passion of The Christ. It has caused a bit of a stir and I like to get first hand info rather than just rely on the observations of others.

Brothers I am here to tell you that the movie CHANGED MY LIFE!. I will forevermore abandon certain destructive behaviors. For example, I will never again knowingly and willingly go to see a movie like that. From my perspective the movie's subject and craft put it beyond a basic assessment of "good movie or bad movie" so my only comments will be
1) Don't see it expecting entertainment (unless you are a sicko) and,
2) The only way it could have been worse for Jesus would be if a Trashmanesque legionairre had been present and armed with something more phallic than a pilum.

Now for the good stuff. As I don't like posts that are totally off topic. Keep your eyes open for sweet and petite "Patty". She is about 5'0", brunette b-cup and reasonably good looking for someone working the street. She is slim, not heavy but up close her shape shows signs of the 3 kids she has had. Works the South end of the Washington strip, lives close to the train track overpass down near DeSoto. She normally works late at night after kids are asleep. Good attitude and skills, gave a BBBJCIM for a Jackson and a Lincoln tip. Does not appear to be on drugs, working to feed her kids in absence of dead-beat dad's child support.

Ray the Hunter's "Pattie" sounds very similar to the "Patty" I referenced, except she spelled it "patty" on the piece of paper with her tel number she gave me and one of us is pretty off regarding her height. I am lousy at estimating but I think my 5'0" guess is closer than Rays 5'5" but I could easily be misunderestimating.

I've got a yardstick in the back of my car. Next time I see her I'll find out for sure.

[Ray the Hunter]

Hey, Fool4FishNets and all others.

Your Patty sounds like the same Pattie that I have been seeing. She did spell her name Pattie on the paper she gave me with her number on it. Yes I may be wrong on how tall she is, but she seemed taller than five foot. Little Ruthie is about five foot tall and I judged Pattie to be taller, but it is hard for me to tell with her sitting and laying in the car. (BTW has anyone seen Little Ruthie around? I think she gives the best BJ of any SW out there, she really gets into it and does the deep throat thing.) Your Patty seems to live in the same place as my Pattie. The next time you see her ask her if she has a sister named Linda.

Don’t get me wrong I think Pattie is a great girl and I have had some good times with her. I did not like the thing her sister did by trying to “Date” me after I had already planned to be with Pattie or Patty. I don’t know if Patty was in on it or not, because no one answered the phone when I called after I dropped her sister off.

Yes I did see The Passion of The Christ and I do agree with your review of the movie.

I saw the post on Diamond that used to work at Jewel Box upstairs, she started Dancing when she was 16 and ½ and she is 21 now. I think she does very good with the shape her hands are in. For the ones who don’t know her she has a rare bone disease and when she fell one time the bones in both wrist broke and went thur her skin. She had to have skin taken off her legs and attached to her arms. I think of Diamond as a GFE.

[Baltimonger]

Doc,
The last time I dated Diamond, about 2 months ago, she said she was still on the block. She said JB upstairs and the Flamingo. Has a pipe habit as I recall. She let me unload on her face.

Fool,
How about plantar-genital warts? :D

I'm not all clear until a follow-up test shows no more bad guys in the blood.
I wish I could give a clue as to my infectious partner. I thought it might have been Mandy after the condom breakage. She went to the Health Dept. last week and she got herself tested, She says she's clean. Jessica gets tested regularly. I don't know about the other dates. Just stay away from Gina; if for no other reason, she definitely needs an attitude adjustment.

Baltimonger

[Motorback]

CONGRATS B'monger. Glad to hear things are not what you feared. That must be one hell of a weight off of your shoulders.

[Robux]

Well, it's been almost a month since I returned from LOS and the time finally came to decend back into my previous habits of bottom-feeding Baltimore skank-mongering. *Sigh*


--Two hour room at a no-tell ho-tel: $25.00

--30 minutes of Asian rimming with 1.25 inches of her tongue up my ass, intersperesed with bbbj/ball sucking, followed by 5 minutes of mish, then fucking her mouth from on top to CIM and swallow: $45.00

--Small chili, medium fries and a small coke from Wendy's as a tip: $2.97

--Not having to kiss her goodnight, or ever: Priceless


Robux

[M1951]

Where did you get the Asian or where is a good Asian Spa?

[Motorback]

Robux: You are still my hero. Looking to spend some time on the block on Monday. The urges that drive that part of my brain are in high drive since the weather changed.

[B Slacker]

Glad to hear the infector was neither Mandy nor Jessica - I've dated both of them in the recent past. Both are decent experiences, for what its worth.

As for Diamond - yes, damn she is hot! I haven't seen her in many months - I would pick her up again in a heartbeat though - I love that size of body. The hand problem is far from a major turn-off. Anybody have an idea of what hours are best to find Diamond on the street?

[Baltimonger]

Thanks MotorCityMadman. The weight went from my shoulders to my ass after the 2 shots of penicillin swelled it up. BTW I was also given cipro just in case of the clap, and some powdered stuff in water in case of some other STD (chlamydia, I think).

Anyhow, I passed through Curtis Bay at 9:30 this morning. There were 3 SW on Fairhaven, one decent looking. W/W had a couple of suspects, none of which intrigued me. The STD really changed my standards. One blonde at the corner of Catherine and Wilkens was trying to negotiate from outside the car with another monger. I sat at the boarded up donut shop on Wilkens and watched. She declined him, walked my way, and tried to bum 20 cents. I think she was trying to see if I was LE. She probably wanted to get an offer from me. I don't talk price outside the car ever. LE was busy at the corner of Wilkens and Dukeland. The LE van blew out a tire (or maybe it was shot out), and no less than 9 LE cruisers surrounded the van, effectively blocking eastbound Wilkens. I went over to PP/C, and I actually saw a SW! I headed back home after the scouting. One of these days, I'll get to do it for real again. I may have to bring the mouthwash when I do.

Baltimonger
p.s.:Thanks board for your concern about me. It was good emotional support for my trip to the doc.

[Dr.Monger]

Baltimonger,

Now you are speaking my language. Glad to see your experience had the same effect mine did. Just remember, the mouthwash is not foolproof. Make sure she gargles with it good!

Dr. Monger

[Bradman]

Baltimonger,

It isn't just you, my standards are completely different after my std mishap. Most of these chicks just aren't worth it. Course I'm still looking for one that is.

[Motorback]

Why is mongering a better way of life?

At the request of some of the other Senior Members I am putting this post for all to see. I will accept the rash of "you dumb ass" comments that I'm sure will follow as part of my punishment.

Ok First of all I know not to meet women off the internet but this one is a true horror story.... I've been talking to this chick for a while on line. Seen some pixs of here which (to me ) showed her not to be model quality but still within decent boundries. She shows up and I swear to our maker....She was as fat as she was tall !!! OH MY GOD !!! Her fucking legs were as large as my arms. She was all of 4ft10 and tipped the scale at LEAST 240lbs. I know I'm not the greatest catch (Ok no one has ever told me that but I don't want to appear vain) but this was/is totally unaceptable. She stayed the night after a meager blow job...snored all night and kept me awake. UGH !!!! Several attempts to get her to leave (Throwing little Debbies in the hallway and putting BBQ Ribs under the room next door, which just so happens to be my boss's room) didn't work. I found myself asking..."what would Trashman do? NOT GET HIMSELF IN THIS SITUATION TO BEGIN WITH. I know..I know..I got up at 0500 after watching the clock for hours just to scrub myself. Got some steel wool from housekeeping and am geting ready to shower yet again. Have you ever tried to perform oral on a fat chick? She had to pull her gut out of the way so I could get it....Oh geez I'm feeling REALLY BAD !!!
We must enact a law that strictly FORBIDS misleading photos on the web. This is why mongoring is a MUCH better way to do things. You get to see the goods up front.
I need to go brush my teeth with Comet for the 10,000 time.

So now after 500 showers at least my skin feels cleaner. Boric Acid does wonders on removing tongue tissue. Now if I could just figure out how to erase my memory of that night.

Learn from my mistake. PLEASE !!!!

[Benchseats Rock]

Heh. I quit drinking. Not to say that you are a drinker, but DATY on a fat chick? No criticism, but not my thing.

Last night, Hampden, 10:00

WSW blonde, not too horrible from 25 mph, (whick means exactly nothing IMHO) being followed 10 yds. behind by her pimp or boyfriend - thought about it for a sec and then passed marked LE in the right parking lane just before the McDonalds.

My guess is he is looking for the mongers who pass by the sw's and turn around in the drive-thru lane.

For the future: I'll be making the right at the light, going down Hickory and back onto Falls once I pass LE.

[ChicaLover]

Mid day today I saw a reasonably nice looking wsw with dyed blonde hair (down past her shoulders), thin on Washington Bld. near the corner of Scarey. She was probably 5'4" and seemed to be on standing on a stoop/steps of an apt. there on Washington Blvd.
Another nice looking wsw was on Scarey and had walked down from Wilkens. She had reddish brown hair, shoulder length with black leather jacket, jeans on. She was probably early to mid thirties and looked pretty together. Unfortunately there seemed to be a brother hanging around pretty closely so I wasn't sure what the story was?
About a week ago on Wilkens a block or so from the former doughnut shop area there was a rather tall looking bleached blonde girl (30?)with pretty big boobs. She had a pink sweat top and pink sweatpants on. She looked like a giant hooker Easter bunny or something.....If anyone know anything about the lady on Scarey that would be interesting to know about. Later guys.
E Coast

[Larry 56]

More on Curtis Bay...

It's true that a major dealer was busted. Norris is concentrating on mid-level guys now according to a community meeting I went to. That may account for the limited SW traffic. No way to get want THEY want, they leave. Look like the Clix loop is best for now.

I'm heading to the AMPs.



Larry!

[Baltimonger]

Larry,
I'd have to respectfully disagree with your hypothesis. I have seen just in the last few weeks, a dealer who blatantly counted out his cash as he crossed Fairhaven right in front of me, while he tried to flag me down to sell me some of his "candy". Cherry Hill is close enough, and Brooklyn is closer. Plenty of drug buying opportunities in close proximity. Just take a girl to cop in Cherry Hill just once, you'll know what I mean. LE in CH like to just sit there in their cruisers whilst the dealers go about their biz. I guess it's a case of let's keep the animals in the zoo. The zoo in this case is Cherry Hill, not Curtis Bay. Fortunately (for us), or unfortunately (for them), the efforts of keeping the animals in the CH zoo has failed. Let's not forget that many dealers are now doing deals on wheels. Alll the girls have to do is call them up, tell them where to go, and make the deal.
BTW It's Kevin Clark who's in charge of the BCPD not Norris. Norris is the one who's going to jail.

B'lieve Hon!

I'll be back bangin' throats next Friday. I would have gotten back sooner, but I took the layoff time, and spent all my cash fixing up the "trailer".

The next motherfucker with little if any contribution to this forum who PMs me for a phone number and address of a SW is getting an ass whuppin'

Baltimo(therfucki)nger

[The Sampler]

Passed through the area on Wednesday nite 3/10 or early thursday, decided to check out the scene. Saw one wsw on the corner of Washington an Canton, but LE was also present. Decided to drive over to Wilkins saw a wsw looks was about a 20 for a sw and a 10 if she wasn't, by the time I turned around she was gone. Looked to be about maybe 18 at the most, long blond hair, with a nice round ass. Anyway checked out some more of the area saw a few more wsw, and a couple of bsw. But what I saw next was a joke. Man the people in this area should spend less time worring about "sw" and more time taking care of those big ass rats that were running around like they owned the place. I parked the car and watch in amazement on how bold this things were. They were about the size of a small kitten. I have seen rats before when in Philly, but Balt. have them beat. Well guys be safe and take care.

[TrashMan]

Weehoo, BMonger let's off some steam with nary an insult. Impressive.

Ed,
Nice story about the rats. Now stop and think about it...did any of you say to yourselves growing up " Man, I cannot wait until I am old enough to pay money for the privelege of fucking and sucking working girls in alleyways, parking lots and streetcorners in my car after dodging pimps, pushers, addicts, skanks, and RATS!"

Makes ya kinda wonder about what sick twisted thing grabbed ahold of my deviant brain and why I love it so much, don't it?

[Motorback]

B'Monger...Those shots in the ass and the other meds are REALLY having an effect on you. I second Trash's opinion about your nicely delivered oral counseling. Nicely done. Now about that phone number and address you were supposed to get me, can I get it please?

[Trashpicker]

Hello fellow mongers,

It's been awhile since I've posted. I've been seeing reg working girl in Essex, and I'm ready for a new hunt.

My "normal" hunting grounds are in Dundalk sometimes PP and along North Ave, guess I'm just too lazy to do the WW loop. Anyhow I need a few suggestions, I tire of these skinny liittle things, I realise thats the "normal" prefrence, but who on this board is really "normal."

I'm looking for a big SW, by big I mean sloppy fat, I know this type of fetish gross's out alot of people. but thats what I like. and I'm sure there are others in this forum that won't admit to it but like big women also. So, that said, any hints or clues as where to start?

Thanks in advance,

Me

[Larry 56]

That's right. Norris is gone, Clark is in. I lost track. :)

Cherry Hill is not organized in their opposition. Neither is Wilkens. No real pressure on LE to do something except right down your plate or pull you over if your headlight is out. It's not like they don't know who we are. It's just easier to shake down SWs.

Why are you taking anyone to Cherry Hill?? Taking a SW to get her stuff is bad thinking. Trust me that LE thinks that drugs are much worse than mongering. Plus let's not forget the geek factor with the SW. Too much trouble IMHO.

My guess is that CB's Lauren is in Cherry Hill. That's a better spot for someone with habit than Brooklyn. Melanie is out of options so to speak and in the company of LE according to her buddy, Missy.

Warm weather is coming. I expect traffic and options to pick up.
Be safe.



Larry!

[Ray the Hunter]

Thursday around 11:00am, I hit the Washington Blvd /Wilkens Ave. loop and picked up Tammy W. on Payson Street and Eagle Street. She was not high yet so I got a great BBBJTCIM For a Jackson, then I gave her a ¼ Jackson to buy a tool and something to eat. I don’t pick up Tammy W. when she high, but she can be real funny when she is not.

For the ones who do not know Tammy W. she is a dyed blonde who has a nice back side, but is very flat on top IMHO. She had me rolling telling me the story of a guy who picked her up and when they played the cop game, the guy put his hand under her padded bra and yelled you are a guy! She said he hit the curb when he pulled over so fast to get her out of his car.

[Muff Scout]

Last few trips through WW have come up empty. Thursday night about midnight drove the loop and saw nothing. No sw's, le or even civilians. What a bummer.

Sunday night about 6:30 took a drive down Wilkens and spotted Melanie near Pulaski. Was going to pick her up but then I spotted Bobby near Payson. Bingo. Picked her right up, off to my favorite motel and had a great time for 2.5 jacks. Love that red hair of hers. She seemed on a bit of a buzz, but still gave a great BBBJ followed by some great sex. Love the way she moves her ass.

Have gotten some pm's asking about Pam. Yes she is pregnant, about 10 weeks along. Says she and her boyfriend planned it. She is in rehab, now into her 4th week. I will miss her but I hope she makes it. She was always a sweetheart, and at 19, deserves better.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Hugh Jardon]

Trashpicker,
Read Motorback's last post. Maybe he'd be willing to pimp his "find" out to you.

Motorback, your story had me rolling. And you let her spend the night! Man, you're a nice guy. She had to lift her stomach so you could DATY? Priceless! Now admit it. You get horny in a couple days, you're going to be calling her to see if she'll come over, aren't you?

[Bradman]

Hey Motorback,

I am one of those sick motherfuckers who wants to try a big fat nasty *****. I figure a fat one can't be any nastier than some of the sw's I've picked up. And it's something different. (See Trashpicker, you are not alone). Anyway MB, would you mind pm'ing me that fat bitches info?

[Baltimonger]

Yeah Larry, I shouldn't have taken anyone to cop,though she was not on a "date" with me. That was my all nighter girl from a few months ago. We actually went there to get some money for me, and some rock for her. I dropped her off a distance away and picked her up after she walked back. Either way, dumb mistake. Her regular dealer, who comes to her, was in jail.

Motor, you can get addys and phone #'s from me anytime. After all, you took one for the team with your internet lady. What is the opposite of CCL? Congrats on your 100th report.

I didn't mean "ass whuppin' ", I meant "Passion of the Christ". I was never much on proper etiquette, or diplomacy for that matter. I leave that to the ass kissers. (edited by author)

Baltimonger
This report was edited to conform with the forum's selective anti-flaming policy.

[ChicaLover]

At least 8 girls out today between Scarey, Washington and Wilkens during the mid day. The most interesting one was a wsw hanging with a couple of guys on a corner of a street that intersects into the little loop near the end of Wilkens (Four blocks or so before having to go right or left onto Scarey). She was probably 5'8" or so with shoulder length straight brown hair, kind of tight plaid pants and spiked heels. I'm not sure she was out looking or not but might have been. LE decided to camp in the circle so I split.

[John4044]

Long time lurker, but have not really posted a whole lot. I am new at mongering, so I find the posts very informative. I figured that it's about time I start to share some of my own mongering adventures!

On Friday, last week, saw Jessica on the corner of Eagle and Payson. I have been reading some decent posts about her on the board, so decided to give her a try.

Jessica has a librarian look about her, with her glasses and red hair, but don't be fooled! She knows what she is doing! We went to her place and for a Jackson I got a BBBJ and for .5 Jackson got to give her an awesome facial! Great technique and attitude. No rush. Had to pay .25 Jackson for the room, but well worth it! Highly recommended! She told me that I could stop by any time.

Diamond sounds awesome! I have been looking for a hot blonde with messed up hands, and have not found any. When is she out?

I also found Jennifer on Washington last week. Looked good from the car, but I was rushed and did not have time. I just stopped to get her name so I could try to find her again.

John

[Motorback]

Hugh you couldn't be farther from the truth on that one! I would rather be hung from my balls then go for that fat again. Just the thought of it still makes me gag. Ugh Pardon me**** Sorry had to run and vomit again. Didn't want to get it on my pc. Ugh damn that bagel feels like its going to come up.
Trashpicker and Bradman you guys are in a league all of your own. Nothing turns me on about bigg ins. She's not a sw and she's from the Atlantic City.
BTW..I never realized that if you scrub your balls enough with steel wool, they will actually shine. Of course thats long after the blood and pain are gone. I can actually see myself in them now.

[Ebdawgg]

Hey Trashpicker - I know that fat SW you seek. I have often wondered who picks her up but on Baltimore st. there is a very fat sloppy WSW with brown hair & sometimes wears glasses that looks like what you describe. I've been curious how she gets business & now I know. You'll find her near the park around drive time. Good luck & enjoy the slop. Report back to us.

[Dr.Monger]

Hampden report:

After a long dry spell (no pun intended) I went to Hampden to do some scouting. Saw a very cute suspect, but as always, you can never be sure they are working in Hampden. Suspect #1 kept walking a little too purposefully, so I came around, and saw an old school chum, who actually happened to owe me money, because I did not have the correct tuition one night . Anyway, she finally got the hint and moved to a spot where I could pick her up. She did not look great, but at this point my pickiness had gone down quite a bit. I told her she owed me money, and she agreed that she remembered that, although it was over six months ago. I asked her if she had an expanded lesson plan, which she did. Based on her owing me money, she offered me a very generous discount. Needless to say, in the bright lights of reality she looked even worse, although I suspect that she always looks this way. Anyway, the first half of the lesson was actually truly excellent. Right up there with visor girl in terms of skill. Second half just ok. I can't complain given the tuition. Dropped her back off and headed home. Now just waiting for the other shoe to drop. I am very leery of Hampden girls cleanliness these days.

Dr. Monger

[Baltimonger]

Just in time for St. Patty’s day:
He's the mayor of Baltimore, but that doesn't mean he's neglected his Irish singing roots. On St. Patrick’s Day, catch Martin O'Malley on the streets of Baltimore as he performs his greatest hits. Such as:
(When Irish Eyes Are Smiling)
When an Irish guy’s the mayor, better hide your crack away
‘cause the cops will come to your hood and they’ll never go away
Forget about drug corners, don’t be caught packin’ a gun
When an Irish guy’s the mayor, zero tolerance has come

And-
(Oh, Danny Boy)
Oh homey boy, the cops are knocking at your door
Go flush the smack, and try the fire escape
Oh homey boy, spread out face down upon the floor
We got your last drug deal phone call on tape.

Who can forget this classic?-
But yo is this who’s out on parole
And still a gun he’s packin’
This time his bail will take such a toll
That he won’t mind his head we are crackin’

What would St. Patty’s Day be without a jig?
Oh, you mother’s on smack, and your father’s a felon
Your brother just smuggled some crack in a melon
The cops were alerted and will soon be arrestin’
Your sister who’s hookin’ at Biddle and Preston

[Motorback]

Cure the man of what illls him and look what happens. Go B'monger ! You creative monger !

[Baltimonger]

Wednesday evening report:
I'm back!
I headed out tonight for the first time in what seemed like an eternity. Lots of doing everywhere I went, even with the nasty weather. Mostly skank in CB & Brooklyn, although there was a couple of decent ones on 4th St. walking toward Patapsco. I've never seen Lauren before, but there was one that could have been her at the car wash before the KFC. This one had on a white hat and was pretty good looking. I ran through the Clix and saw nobody worth picking up on the first go around. I did see two girls, one white and one black on Desoto. The white girl looked pretty good, but LE was coming the other way. I couldn't pick up, or find out if she was even working. A second pass on Eagle (after it was dead on the first go around) revealed Jessica. Back to her place for BBBJ. Once again a fine job. I didn't CIM, but all over myself. That wasn't the only white stuff I got on me. There was fresh spackling all over her room, and on the door. The landlord was fixing up the place. Her roommate upstairs sounded like she was running around in circles the whole time. I think she was geeking.

More on Jessica and her roommate: Jessica is riding the Horse. She uses a special mixture not found in the neighborhood. It doesn't have the same effects that regular horse has. She shoots it in her neck. She is also occasional pipe. Jessica's roommate (Renee?) does have a great body, but apparently doesn't give a shit about her own health. She allows bareback half & half for 2 1/2 Jacksons. Beware though, she has hepatitis C. Jessica won't date anyone she knows has been with her roommate.

The O'Malley songs were plagiarized, but appropriate for the times. Jessica says LE has been hell lately. She's got a court date coming up soon.

Baltimonger

[Trashpicker]

Thank You Eb,

I'll go check her out and report back with all the lucid details. Well as many as FCC decency will alow.

[Tony Terrific]

Days ain't what they used to be! Came into the city for the morning about 0900.
Hit Wilkins (3 wsw), PP (0) and Conkling (0). Went back to PP and on back to Wilkens. Settled for a young waif named Crissy. Picked her up as I was entering the store for a bottled water. Definitely not worth my time and effort. I was disappointed for the first time in quite awhile. I sure hope Spring and warm weather brings the daytime honies back out.

[Larry 56]

Noon on Thursday....PP/C dead...nada...nothing. No LE either.

Hat on Lauren? Nah. Not her. I believe she's visiting the LE palace for an extended stay. Rumor has it that Missy is with her. Haven't seen her in a bit.

LE has been busy in the CB area. Dealers get a visit to the Palace as well.

Jessica is pretty careful IMHO. Nice person as well.


Larry!

[John4044]

Baltimonger,

I love the poem! I did not know that mongers on the board were so creative! And welcome back! I am glad that everything turned out OK for you.

Didn't know that about Jessica, being on the horse. Last time I was at Jessica's place and thought about going with Renee, because she does have an awesome body. I am glad I did not! I can see why Jessica does not date anyone that's been with her! Once again, thanks for providing the information Baltimonger! I'm sure glad that I read your post before taking action!

There was another cutie at Jessica's place. Brunette, about 5'3". Cute face and a nice ass. Don't know her name and she was in a rush to get out the door. Wish I knew her name. I plan to see Jessica again, so I'll have to ask her next time.

Cruised W/W at about 5:30pm yesterday. Limited quality choices and lots of skanks. LE everywhere! I saw Mandy on Payson between Wilkens and Eagle, and was just about to pick her up, when LE cames from around the corner. Mandy started to walk the other way without getting in. Way too hot for me! Got out of dodge.

I've talked with Mandy before. Never went with her. The last time I saw her, I was pressed for time and I just talked with her, but she seems cool and I'd like to give her a try one day. Thought yesterday was my chance. Maybe next time. Has anyone been with her recently? Haven't seen too many posts on her. Does she still work at Chez Joey?

PP and Hampden have been dead lately! It's hard to tell the difference between SW and civilians in Hampden, lately. Maybe I am going at the wrong times. LE seems to be very present in Hampden and I also noticed that they hang out in McDonalds parking lot.

[Muff Scout]

Cruised through the WW loop twice on Thursday night.

First pass around 8pm. Lots of le around. Saw Jessica and Tammy. Tammy looked like she was on her way to cop, and my last few experiences with her were less than satisfying, so I passed.

Have been seeing alot of a blonde with very short hair, about 5'5", looks to have small breasts, androgenous features. Hard face. She has been hanging out on Wilkens between Payson and Pulaski. She's why I make sure I'm sober when I hunt.

Since there was so much le in the area, I left and returned around 11:30. No le, only one blonde sw, but she was quickly snatched up by another monger.

Hope you guys had more fun.

Safe hunting.

Muff Scout

[Motorback]

If it weren't for bad luck I might have no luck at all lately. I took off for Charm City looking for some charm. Man was I let down. This was supposed to be the highlight of my week. NOT. Nothing going on in PP, CB, WW (that could be because someones pit bull was loose and running the streets. No shit !) and Carey was DEAD. I've never seen it this bad. There was one or two skanks on Washington but I'm still having nightmares about skanky women.
B'Monger I might need some numbers soon.

[Baltimonger]

John,
You didn't have time for Mandy? C'mon you gotta find time to blow a nut. The car wouldn't start is as good an excuse as any for being late. You've gotta do it to build the trust with the girls. BTW, I attended the Robux school of creative monger writing. Warning: Reading Robofux's posts may cause you to blow the bong water out your nose and onto your monitor.

Mowed Her Back,
Skanks on Washington, no way!
For all you new guys and other lurkers, this is why you don't do main drag pickups. Cute at 50 MPH is downright hideous in the car. If they're on the main drag, they know they're skank! Washington, Wikens, Patapsco, Pulaski Hwy (not St.), Fulton, Monroe, and Desoto SW are almost always skank. Some guys are into skank. Not that there's anything with that. Give me a Carey St. cutie any day. IM(and many others)HO.

B'lieve Hon!
Baltimonger

[Baltimonger]

Saturday afternoon report:
I was hoping to head out later in the evening and scout the streets, but lack of sleep forced me out early. Boy, did I pay the price. Not much doing as far as looks wherever I went. After about 45 minutes of driving around CB, Brooklyn, and W/W I picked up Carrie on Payson. Chubby, talkative, bruised, on the pipe, and a little overweight. Went into the county for BBBJ. 1 Jackson. Dropped her off on Ramsay, and saw a decent SW I dated a while back (can't remember the name) stoop sitting. Broke for lunch and headed back down to CB. The action was picking up on Fairhaven. I picked up Priscilla, and went to a favorite spot of mine for BBBJ for the usual jackson. Another porker, with a lower lip that protruded outward. After a long time of BJ, she was getting pissed about me taking too long. Not verbally, just sighs and facial expressions. I told her if I had another Jackson I'd go for 1/2 & 1/2. She said .5 Jackson would be enough. I told her I only had an Abe. She accepted it. I pounded her real good, and got my money's worth out of it. I dropped her off of Ballman Ave. (gotta love that name) in AA County. I got to the exit where my house is, and here's an SW who's better looking than anyone else I had seen all day. :( If I hadn't spent my cash, I might have gone for round 3. Despite the lack of quality, I did only spend 2.25 Jacksons.

Baltimonger

[Benchseats Rock]

Saturday Evening: 20:00-21:15

The warden actually gave me money and told me to get out of her hair for an hour or so, so of course I jumped at the opportunity to do some mongering. Its been too long. I've been calling April (PP) lately and I never seem to have enough time to steal out, so this was just perfect. Seize the moment!

I call April and she's in the middle of some psycho-drama that I can hear over the phone. Argh! Okdoke, And off to the mongermobile.

Down to PP and it is dead, dead, dead. One ugly and waaaay fat wsw stoop sitting on Eastern; Nicki (bad times, bad news) on PP Ave (headed north,) and lots of LE on Baltimore St. on the east side of Linwood, presumably coming westbound towards me. ARGH! I decide to be prudent and scoot off to Hamden.

Driving North on Falls Rd. I see one wsw on the left side but can't pull over. At least there is something in the area. I hit the turn around at Micky D's and come back south for my last pass before headed home or to a bar and BANG!

5'4" wsw blonde, cute, young, and I know I've struck gold. Red sweatpants, ratty sneakers, crappy blue sweatjacket and I know I've struck gold. I pull over and she hops right in. She's got glassy eyes, but has clean hands and no marks on her remarkably cute mouth and face. Overall a 6/7 on the sw scale.

We pull into her preferred spot, I hand her a Jackson, and without a word she dispenses BBBJTCIM, and is very good about it. She doesn't even whine when I hold her head down while I dump in her, she just takes it. Spits out the door, and I drop her off on Falls again. She said her name is April, but she had to think about that so who knows? She said she starts out at 15:00 but I will NOT pick up a sw while schoolchildren are out on the streets.

Hamden provides in a clutch as always. I'm just happy to live around the corner.

Have fun, and stay safe.

[Dr.Monger]

Benchseats Rock:

See what happens when you dont RTFF? I posted a warning last year that April in Hampden was HIV +. And I heard it from more than one person. Now that being said, I was recently informed that there may be more than one April working in Hampden. But you could not get me to take the chance.

Speaking of Hamden, almost had a tragedy this weekend. On a late night run, saw what definitely appeared to be a civilian, only after observing a while it was clear she was not going anywhere in particular. Was able to catch her at a corner, and she opened the door and before she got in looked all around the car. Now this gave me the opportunity to see that she was not cute. If she had just hopped in it would have been too late. But I was able to tell her to forget it and drive off! Disaster averted.

Dr. Monger

[Bill Buxton]

BALTIMONGER;

How did you make out with the clapp problem??

clapp or not the clapp that is the question?

TARP THAT LOAD SON.

[Benchseats Rock]

Doc,

You're absolutely right and shall take heed and RTFF before heading out again. I suppose I'll also ask the next sw her name to see if she rings a bell in the forum BEFORE doing anything for the extra measure of precaution.

[B Slacker]

Did a good bid of roaming this weekend. On Saturday, I got very lucky and picked up Ruthie, one of my favorites (very petite blond in WW area). I haven't seen her in awhile, she claims she went clean, then fell back on the horse recently.

On Sunday, I roamed for a good bit mid-day, and found nothing. I have been seeing the androgenous short-haired blond a lot too, but she couldn't pay me to go with her.

Later in the evening, I ran the WW area again on S Carey, I picked up one girl - it was dark, and she had good form, but when she got in, missing teeth and wrinkly skin. Yikes, out the door she went, "Ummm, I have some errands to run, but I'll pick you up later on...."

I saw another couple of girls sitting around Wilkens, but I was very edgy, given the recent experience, so I didn't pick up anything.

[Baltimonger]

Bill Buxton wrote:
BALTIMONGER;

How did you make out with the clapp problem??

clapp or not the clapp that is the question?

TARP THAT LOAD SON.No clap, syphilis. I am all clean now. I was given a clean bill of health by the wonderful men and women of the local health dept. All in all, I would've preferred the clap. The nurse did however give me all the STD antibiotics they could think of. Penicillin, ciproflaxin, doxicyclene, and some metallic tasting orange colored drink. I also took the HIV and hepatitis tests. All clean. I was given a bunch of cards to give to my more recent partners. I've only seen 2 that I was with before the STD, and told both of them. They both swear that they've been tested recently. I'm taking precautions to try to avoid the same problem again. The problem with syphilis is that it can easily be mistaken for another ailment. I thought I had the flu due to fatigue, body aches, vomiting, and nearly passing out at work. I had an unexplained rash, but the nurse said I was just having an allergic reaction to something.

Baltimonger

[Globetrotter]

Street Sleuth,

Where did you pick up Ruthie and around what time? I got lucky enough to spend some time with her about 5-6 months ago, saw her once on the street about a week later and haven't seen her since. She is very cute with a nice body and provides great BBBJ. Sure would love to see her again.

[Chico]

Did anyone see the asian chick on Washington Blvd, near 95? I passed her several times on Sunday and tried to get her to get in, but she waved me off. WTF!

[B Slacker]

I was thinking of being greedy and holding back on specifics about Ruthie - she is definitely my current favorite out there. Very pleasant personality, relatively clean (given that she is on the horse), and provides good service.

She can generally be found in the typical Monroe / Wilkens area, although I've gone looking for her again, to no avail. She is a true SW though - she keeps walking. Good luck.

[ChicaLover]

Did a quick loop of some of the better known spots around this afternoon. It was my first attempt to really look around Brooklyn and CB. On my way there up Washington I talked with a girl "Pam" who was tall and nice looking from two blocks back. Tall with long dark brown hair and as I said, a decent looking body but her face looked that that of a 60 year old - very worn out and some missing teeth problems. Yikes.
Saw a couple of girls in "Brooklyn" and CD. Fairhaven had a couple of nicer blondes outside who had some sort of domestic conversation going on with two guys there. The taller blonde definately seemed to be eyeballing cars while at the same time she looked like she was looking for something? Anyone with any info on that, it did make me curious.
E Coast

[Razors]

Today (thursday) picked up "Gina" at corner of S. Carey and Washington. About 5'6", shoulder length brunette hair, thin w/ an a-cup. Looks about 20, little acne action on chin.

Not very skilled, wanted to rush, I ended up not liking the spot she picked (in the shadow of the stadium). I gave her $10 for the effort and dropped her off without a pop. (yeah fine, spank me, but dumping her with nada wouldnt be worth the hassle).

[Baltimonger]

:( Fool, you damned fool!!!!What the hell are you doing picking up CCL Gina? I'd expect that from a newbie that doesn't RTFF, but a well schooled veteran like yourself?

Actually, I made the same mistake about a month ago, and I paid the price for it. I picked up that worthless, diseased, shitty attitude, sorry excuse for a SW. I ended up having to get a couple of shots, some pills, and other meds because of her. All because my dick got in the way of my brain that day. I hope you don't have the same results I had.

Baltimonger

[Razors]

oh fuck. I thought you picked up the girl and your gift in Brooklyn.

Anyone have suggestions for a clinic in the general Silver Spring MD area?

[Dirk Manly]

Hey Baltimonger and Fool 4 FishNets,

Is this girl Gina an Avril Lavigne type ? There was a girl I tried to get with a couple of months ago but she wouldn't do anything unless I took her to cop first. Of course I wouldnt but she did look young and hot.

Dirk Manly

[Benchseats Rock]

Planned Parenthood can do all the testing anonymously and relatively cheap as well. And they're very helpful if you happen to be pregnant too :-)

Seriously though, they do fine testing, aren't judgemental and have the cure, provided there is one.

Hope you are well,

BenchseatsRock

[Bill Buxton]

Sounds like all the shit ( disease's) are following your area around!!!!! Whats up with that? Sounds like I will roll up the windows and drive over 100 hundred mph to ger through the city. I don't want to get "STUCK" up so to speek!!

[B Slacker]

I think I picked up this Gina - many months ago - same location, medium height, very thin, young, highly attractive, and a horrible date - ended up paying for nothing, just like fool. I now consider myself lucky, if she indeed was diseased at the time (I'm going to go ahead and tell myself that).

I wouldn't pick her up again regardless, she sucks (or doesn't suck, to be more accurate).

I did pick up a girl (didn't get her name) on Fairhaven, around 30 yrs old, long dark hair, medium build/height, big mouth. OK attitude and BBBJ.

The only thing that bothered me was that she was eating a sticky bun when I picked her up - every time I pick up a girl in that area, they are eating something, and get it all over my car. It is also a turn off, as they usually eat like animals.

[Baltimonger]

Gina, the SW that made CCL a household acronym. Tallish brunette, acne, looks good dressed up, and downright hideous undressed. About 20 years old. Doesn't like being touched anywhere! Likes to park in an alley behind her house. Neighbors don't seem to care. One old guy came up and talked to her while she was giving me a BJ. Extremely poor customer service skills. If you see her, run!!! She can usually be seen in the Carey St./Washington Blvd. intersection area. That's also Diamond's area. Talk about total opposites! Diamond's the sweet, and Gina's the sour.

[Benchseats Rock]

Last night I got to drive through Hampden on my way home from the shooting range. It was 7:30 or so, I'm not entirely sure.

No LE in sight - my guess is that shift change must be somewhere around then. At any rate, I saw one wsw sitting on the steps infront of the funeral home. Young (and either CCL or just young) with long dark hair wearing a blue sweatsuit, white top underneath. I turned around for a second look, she was standing up and caught my look, so I know she was definitely working. Heavy under eye makeup (or very bad lighting, or bruises) added a skank dimension that made her too scary to pick up, though I might have settled if it had been late and there was nothing else around. The power of the little head is vastly underestimated.

Luckily, I decided that I was ready to go home anyway and clean my guns and call it a night.

[Baltimonger]

Now back to the purpose of this forum, finding women and getting LAID!

I too the day off from work and made good use of my time. I hit Brooklyn about late morning and picked up Michelle at Patapsco and 9th St. WSW, mid 20's, blonde. pretty decent body, average looks. We headed out to my spot for BBBJ. Job well done. She liked the spot so much, she says she'll use it in the future. Jackson plus a .25 Jackson tip. Dropped her off at the Citgo across from where I picked her up. I scouted PP/C and saw 1 WSW on B'more St. Nothing I'd want to pick up. Up to Hampden. Dead. Over to W/W. The skanks were out in full force. A couple of skank were around the north side of Wilkens around Pulaski and Payson. Both were well dressed (one was actually wearing a dress) and had great bodies, but had the homliest faces. There were a couple of decent ones at Carey and Washington, but foot LE, with coffee and doughnuts in hand, were too close for comfort. Back down in Curtis Bay, I picked up Stacey on Fairhaven. A little bit of a belly. Wearing pink sweat pants with a sweater. Similar looks to Michelle, just a little heavier. Says she just got out of jail, and staying with her friend(who's also in jail)'s boyfriend. She begged me for 1/2 & 1/2 at 1.5 Jacksons. She said her mouth was sore from BJ. She pulled back her upper lip to show me the teeth marks. She talked me into going to the house on West Bay where she was staying. There were 3 black guys and a well dressed black woman outside the door. I was getting nervous about this. We went inside, and into the cleanest, neatest place a SW has ever taken me. In fact, the room we used was full of stuffed animals and had bright, cheerful yellow paint on the walls. We had to do the deed on the floor. She said I could come back anytime. She says she only gets high occasionally.

Baltimonger

[John4044]

Nice weather today. Thinking there should be plenty of SW action, I headed out to W/W at about 5:30pm. Lots of skank, and LE. No decent SWs to be found on Payson, Wilkens, Eagle, Washington of Carey! Absolutely dead! What is going on?

After cruising Washington and Carey for a few times, I headed back to Eagle and Payson and found Mandy. Mandy really looks like she is going downhill lately. Maybe I am being too picky, but it really seems like the last couple of months have taken an enormous toll on her. Has anyone dated Mandy lately? I did not pick her up today, because she did not look too good.

I thought today's nice weather would fair some decent SW. No luck! Went home disappointed. Maybe I should've taken the day off like Baltimonger, and made better use of my time! I'll try again tomorrow.

[B Slacker]

After many, many months, I finally found Diamond again. Life is good.

[Larry 56]

I need some info on a tall blond, not CCL in Curtis Bay named Chrissy.

Has anyone reviewed her as of yet? Can't find anything noted here.

I have noted that landlords have been VERY pro-active in CB with evictions.

I, for one, have been laying low but hey if they walk past your door.....

Larry!

[Baltimonger]

On Mandy: I last hooked up with her 3/3/04. She definitely wasn't looking good that day. Kind of looking like John Kerry. The CCL thing has kicked in big time with her too. I talked with another SW about her (Carrie from last week) who said Mandy will not talk to the rest of the girls out there. She's a real good kid if you get to meet her. The problem is that she isn't riding the horse, the horse is riding her. As far as her job on the block, I wouldn't think that in her condition she would be working there anymore. She had already been kicked out of The Plaza, and probably now out of Chez Joey. She has a court date coming up, and I'd hate to say this, but right now the best thing for her would be to spend some time behind bars. If she doesn't, she's going to die out there on the streets. The body can only take so much torture before it gives up.

That being said, this is the cold reality of their world. They overuse their bodies and die all the time. If they manage to get into rehab, many of them fall back into the same situation they were in before. Their bodies will crave the drugs, and many of them can't say no. Couldn't you just imagine how pretty a girl like Mandy would have been had the horse not become a part of her life? They get into it when they are too young to understand the consequences of this drug.

[ChicaLover]

I took a run around Baltimore today to see what was going on. It seemd kind of quiet actually. There was quite a sight on lower Wilkins near Carey. A BSW maybe in her mid 20's with a bright lime green mini skirt and matching 5" heels. She was being "escorted" by a guy about the same age who didn't look to friendly.

One of the cuter blondes (20's) was hanging out in the block after Smallwood street going toward Carey also in the mid afternoon. She was dressed in pretty non-descript sweat pants getup. Anyone happen to know her?

I checked out Hampden to see what that was like. Can someone please msg me with a bit more of a target area as it looks like there's a main drag of sorts with streets running off of it? Thanks for any info guys.

E Coast

[Will Fore]

Over the past year, has anyone seen a girl that went by Dana (to me anyway). She is around 23 by now. She has a neck tatto... writing... bad mistake. White. Thin. Back when I saw her regularly, she lived in Brooklyn Park, but worked Wilkens/Monroe area. She wasn't shooting up back then, using everything else and smoking it. Anyway. I haven't seen anything worth the risks and efforts since I stopped seeing her around.

I cut up the old pics I had of her. Big regret.

When I first moved to Baltimore, 6 eyars ago, there was plenty of nice street action. It has really died and what there is, is near death. I don't know how you all can do it. I had to go upscale somewhat, but I really miss the $10-$30 full e ticket rides.

Let me know if I am missing something.

[Benchseats Rock]

Hampden,

I saw 3 wsw out today, only one being slightly acceptable and looking very young at that. I had my gf in the car and she made a comment about how young she looked, and not too healthy either.

In my experience tattoos near or on "shooting" areas on the body are there to cover up evidence of said habit. I won't even bother with a girl with visible tats, but that is my preference. It is not like HIV is visible right?

[Robux]

...I really miss the $10-$30 full e ticket rides."
Will,

I'm sure that is just how Walt was envisioning e tickets back in the day when he was designing his parks. A little something for the ladies, something for the kiddies, and something for the gents. Maybe that pirate actually catches that wench when the guests go home and the lights go out. LMFAO!

Robux

[Baltimonger]

On Mandy, I picked her up again last night. I didn't really want to, but she was the only thing out there at that time, and she had seen me and waved me down. She had been sitting on the bench at Wilkens and Monroe because she felt too sick to stand on the corner. She says her stomach has been bothering her lately, and she didn't know why. I told her that was the horse doing it. She said she just wanted to hang out with me for a while, then go home and rest. We've developed a pretty decent friendship lately. We sat out in the county for over an hour and talked, interspersed with BJ. We couldn't finish the job. She was just too sick, and I wasn't into it. I gave her 2 Jacksons (1 was an advance on the next time). She says she's going back to the block next month. She's tired of this life and wants to get clean. It's going to be uphill for her though. We were talking about the other SW in terms of who looks good. She asked me if I knew of Diamond, Ruthie, and Melissa. I told her I knew Diamond and Ruthie, but not Melissa. Anybody know her?

Will, did you post under a different moniker? I see you are a senior member with 1 post.
Baltimonger

[Tonto]

Hello everyone,

I have been out of commission for a while and went to check the other site but it is now gone. Do any of you know the JAG site address. It is a pay site and I havent checked it out in a couple years. Just cant remember the acutal address.

TIA

[Actor]

Over the past year, has anyone seen a girl that went by Dana (to me anyway). She is around 23 by now. She has a neck tatto... writing... bad mistake. White. Thin. Back when I saw her regularly, she lived in Brooklyn Park, but worked Wilkens/Monroe area. She wasn't shooting up back then, using everything else and smoking it. Anyway. I haven't seen anything worth the risks and efforts since I stopped seeing her around.

I cut up the old pics I had of her. Big regret.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

Yes Dana is a little hottie! I last saw her on Wilkens about 9 months ago. She said she got on the program and it showed, she gained weight (A good thing) very nice body.

I still have my pics at least but would love to see her again.

[TrashMan]

Tonto,
Shame on you, you should know better than to discuss competitor sites here! You bad boy!! PM me if you'd like and I should be able to assist.

I am in a quandry. Normally, I am pretty quick on the draw with my 45 caliber flamethrower, but I've learned tolerance and to temper my first inclination to fire that puppy up, especially when I read several very odd posts that just do not add up at all. Doing a search reveals 4 posts, all equally weird IMHO. Nothing I can put my finger on, but definitely sets my detector in motion.

So...I'll reserve judgement and sit back, relax, not rock the boat and see what happens with this one.

[Globetrotter]

Baltimonger,

There are a couple of Melissas out there in WW but the one you probably want to know about is a cute 19 year old who has a very nice body and is free of any marks indicating possible drug use. She is very cute but could use a bit of an attitude adjustment.

I have a contact number for her which was good as of 1 week ago. PM me and I'll share. By the way, do you have any contact info on Ruthie? I've been looking for her for months. She is a real sweetheart.

TIA, Globe

[Larry 56]

In my experience, most Baltimore SWs do take something. Hey, with 60,000 horse riders what would you expect?

I had an interesting talk to my neighborhhod's big dealer. He says that traffic of SWs will be increasing in Curtis Bay. He says that despite an arrest 6 weeks ago, the guy in question is literally daring LE to come back and take him. His neighbors are getting a cut of the action.

I've found that it isn't a good idea to disrespect LE. This dealer is just whistling by the graveyard IMHO.

Why do we care? Because this dealer also brings in the SWs. Remember that a SW needs to be close to her source. He is it.

Should be an interesting summer over on Elmtree.



Larry!

[Baltimonger]

Globetrotter, I don't have any Ruthie info. I did see her Saturday night on Monroe near Wilkens as the loop was filling up. I was already "occupied".

Larry, please tell the CB "friends" we need more lookers and fewer porkers. Every SW I've picked up there as of late have been big eaters.

I might not have much mongering time or money here for at least a while. I've been offered a pretty good deal on a fixer upper Monger Mobile. My current MM is known to the neighborhood girls, especially those I want to pass up.

I've been told that a certain time of day in a certain neighborhood that the uniformed LE has absolutely no problem with SW's or mongers. Many of the SW's are cool with the LE at those times. Some have even tipped off SW's when ULE is doing stings. They come up to the SW like they are writing tickets for loitering and tell them that they need to get off the streets pronto. That's all I'm willing to say here.

Baltimonger

[Dirk Manly]

Hooked up with Tammy from Lombard area for a quick bbjcim for 75% of a Jackson. Tammy is a green eyed 6-7 on sw scale. and seemed really nice.

This was on Saturday around 1-2am. Tammy usually looks better though, I guess she was having an off night with those always sexy, baggy sweat shirt and pant combo.

As far as the Wilkens stroll, nothing special to report the usual skanks that look like they should pay YOU to f**k them, IMHO.

Dirk Manly

[Green Machine]

I know this is a little bit late but last Monday I took a cruise around PP - nothing. A cruise through Hampden did land me a nice 26 year old blondie named Trish. Cute, nice attitude, relaxed, B cup breasts and a nice feeling pussy (just the finger).

Took her to a spot for a BBBJCIM. Technique was real nice, took it deep, sucked on my balls, very enjoyable. Keep going even after I shot my load - very nice!

Dropped her off by her house but no phone number.

Took a cruise down Hampden last night looking for her but no luck.

[Larry 56]

Hey Baltimonger:

I hear ya but that guy ain't my friend. I do agree with the assessment. I call most of the prospects there (here) Curtis Bay Ugly.

W/W is the prime area for me. Young and CCL-types are best. But my favorite of late is 27 years old and not CCL so what do I know.

In the good olde days, PP was very hot. But it has cleared out for the most part. They are there but far fewer choices.



Larry!

[Ebdawgg]

Hey old timers,

Anyone here know of a tall dark haired sw/blockette who wore glasses named Kris or Kristen? She's older, maybe like 37. She had previously worked both the Plaza and Jewel Box and used to hang out near conkling/PP. I had some digits that have since expired. I even saw her one night at the Havana Club but we were both, um, occupied. PM me if you know how to get in touch. I don't know what I could offer in return but I would be grateful to know how to reach her.

Thanks. Happy hunting.

[Romeo #2]

Anybody know what happened to Diana. I kn ow she mssed a court date a while back and maybe had a warrent. Anybody know?

Romeo

[Dr.Monger]

EB,

You have mail.

Dr. Monger

[Rocky11]

Sorry for the ignorance. What is CCL?

Thanks

[B Slacker]

Diana was one of my favorites (well, out and out my favorite, actually) - as close to a girlfriend experience as it gets, and not just in a physical sense.

I haven't seen her around in a couple months. Around Christmas, she was working on getting into a rehab program - I think she finally made it in, but I'm in no way positive. She also may have headed back to the beach, where she used to live (and wanted to live again).

[Benchseats Rock]

Oh the things that we see:

Driving through Hampden early (7 ish) this morning I saw a wsw who looked pretty decent as far as wsw's in Hampden go. Later on at about 10 I saw another who I thought was civilian from her body profile and outfit. About 5'8" blonde and she was wearing a peach coloured matching top and bottom sweatsuit, but very clean. At any rate her tits seemed to be C's of maybe even D's.

As I turned around, hoping she was a sw, it was confirmed with a wave. Then I saw her face. I drove off as fast as I could. This chick hit every branch of the ugly tree when she was thrown off the top.

At any rate, I headed up to Coldspring and made a left and I see LE driving up the shoulder very slowly with lights on. Very curious. Upon passing LE I discover where all the sw's are, 100 ft. infront of LE on work detail. There was a particularly attractive wsw with bleach blonde hair with some baaad roots showing.

Maybe she'll get out soon.

Stay Safe

[Furbuster2000]

I was out and about in the W/W loop the other afternoon, saw two ULE shaking down a dude on South Bentalou street. Not sure on spelling buts its one street up from old donut shop off Wilkens. The were two white guys about 25-29 years old. Driving a silver chevrolet, it was small had four doors. Something along the lines of the caviler. At least a 2004 model. So very sorry I was unable to get the tags and report them. But if you see two white guys, clean cut, crusing in a small silver chevrolet be on guard.

Street was basically empty of decent skank. It was about 2:30 PM. Caton had a few WSW out but they were just fuckin gross. Happy hunting.

[Benchseats Rock]

Fellow Mongers,

LE and community organizations have organized monthly meetings to combat prostitution and to adopt tactics to curb the related issues. This is not news, but the City Paper feature article this week (first in a series) does mention lots of specifics, statistics and other information to glean. Not to mention the woeful tale of a bsw who says she got 3 jacksons for a 2 minute BJ. Woe indeed, or rather Ho in deed.
Stay Safe

http://www.citypaper.com/current/feature.html

[Bradman]

CCL is concentration camp lean, a term that I think Robux coined and Larry made into an acronym.

[Baltimonger]

Posted by Ray The Hunter on 3-29-04.Akron, Ohio
Dear John 69

Shame on you, you should know better than to make a personal attack here! You bad boy! PM me if you'd like and I should be able to assist with the information your requested.

I am in a quandary. Normally, I am pretty quick on the draw with my 45 caliber flamethrower, but I've learned tolerance and to temper my first inclination to fire that puppy up, especially when I read very odd posts that just does not add up at all. Nothing I can put my finger on, but definitely sets my detector in motion.

So I'll reserve judgment and sit back, relax, not rock the boat and see what happens with this one.


Posted by TrashMan on 3-28-04
Tonto,
Shame on you, you should know better than to discuss competitor sites here! You bad boy!! PM me if you'd like and I should be able to assist.

I am in a quandry. Normally, I am pretty quick on the draw with my 45 caliber flamethrower, but I've learned tolerance and to temper my first inclination to fire that puppy up, especially when I read several very odd posts that just do not add up at all. Doing a search reveals 4 posts, all equally weird IMHO. Nothing I can put my finger on, but definitely sets my detector in motion.

So...I'll reserve judgement and sit back, relax, not rock the boat and see what happens with this one.

[Larry 56]

Here's how NOT to do it, lurking mongers and novices...

5am I'm driving down Everett in Curtis Bay when I have to stop for an idiot in a truck who is stopped, playing his radio loud and talking to some big fat naked guy yelling out his 2nd floor window. 2 blonds roll out of the building and get into this clown's truck.

Hopefully, he wasn't a monger. But I predict that LE will be visiting that naked guy soon.



Larry!

[TrashMan]

Baltimonger,

Looks like plagerism is the sincerest form of flattery. Do you think I should sue him for copyright infringement?

[Baltimonger]

I really didn't mean to snitch..............Honest :D

[Rocky11]

Had some business in Baltimore today so I thought I would cruise around the Washington Blvd area for the first time ever. There seemed to be quite a bit of action, mostly on Washington but some side streets I turned down as well. This was strictly a scouting mission so I didnt partake. Saw a couple who really had tombstones in their eyes - very scary. Spotted a few that intersted me, most didn't. I will be back.

Rocky

[John4044]

Went to PP this afternoon for some afternoon mongering at lunch time. Hooked up with Tammy on Baltimore St. Very nice brunette with great tits. Awesome BBBJ for a Jackson. Ball sucking, facial and everything. Gave .25 Jackson for a tip. Would definitiely go see her again! She says that she is out every day between 12 and 3pm. Highly recommended. Asked for a number. No phone. Why is it that no SWs ever have phones? They could increase their earnings that way! Does not make sense to me.

At about 5:30pm, went to W/W for some more action. Nothing! Only skank and LE. I couldn't even find Mandy. I wonder if she went back to the block.

Baltimonger, great job finding matching quotes by TrashMan! It's pretty sad when someone can't even come up with original material on a monger message board!

Trash, I would take it as the ultimate compliment, that someone from Akron, OH considers you such a monger legend, that they feel the need to quote you almost word for word, on a message board. I wonder how many other mongers he quoted.

[Windoze Pro]

Wednesday Evening Report:

I'm back...finally. After 6 weeks on the road for business in Watertown, NY (which I am sad to report is DEAD as far as Sw's and AMP's go), I hit the loop to see what was up.

Found Donna-same girl that lives (lived) with Pam and Dianne. Picked her up porch sitting on Wilkens at Monroe.

Took her to the no-tell for 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. I explain that I haven;t been out in awhile, and here's what she had to say about whats been going on. Dianne doesn't live with them anymore on Ramsey. She moved out about 6 weeks ago, and hasn't been seen around since. She doesn't know more about where she is. Shame, As others have stated, Dianne was a gem. Pam is now about 12 weeks along, and in a rehab program living with her mother out in the couunty somewhere. Good luck to her, I'm sure alot of us will/are missing her.

LE has been out in force, on foot I am told now more tham ever. Actually, Donna thought I was ULE, but got in anyway, just after no less than 6 ULE on foot walked by her not a minute earlier. Had I known that, I would have been more careful. They walk around in dark clothes she said, and wear academy hats. (Cadets?) Anyway, LE mobile unit was parked at Fulton and Ramsey, I could see the hidden camera display inside it when I went by. I saw the sting they had setup, a nice looking brown haired girl dressed the part on Wilkens at Monroe. I saw her in the mobile LE's video screen as I drove by ! That was interesting.
LE is now gotten smarter and is using hoopdie-type vehicles now strolling for sw's. The latest one is an old ford station wagon with the fender smashed, and an older gray haired cop picking up girls. Evidently he has some luck, as he has arrested many of Donna's friends recently. It's getting harder and harder to spot ULE these days (shrug).

Donna's performance was a 6--she was in a hurry to get back to her uncle to give him some kind of treatment he needed (probably H treatment)...decent BBBJ, and FS with doggie (covered of course). I prolonged it a bit, since she was quite tight and looks pretty good. She was not upset by this at all, and I dropped her off at her house on Ramsey. She said she is not out all that much these days, but you can catch her around the area. Senior members can PM me for details if you'd like.

Hopefully warmer weather will being more cuties out to play soon, if we can get rid of this rain.

Be Careful out there.

WP

[Larry 56]

Windoze:

There is business in Watertown, NY. other than military? I'll bet there is still snow on the ground there. :)



Larry!

[TrashMan]

Oh, to be sure I do take it as a compliment when I am quoted in another's library, but of course that would mean I had been quoted, not ripped off! Ya think these fuckin' pearls o'wisdom just come drippin' down my leg? Jeezus man, I gotta work for a livin' just like da next poor schlub!

[Windoze Pro]

Thurday Evening Report:

Surprisingly alot of activity for a rainy cold evening. There were propects of the non-skank variety out in all areas between 4pm and 8pm. For a change of cruising pace, I headed to PP/Conkling this evening, and LE presence was high. Two girls at Conkling and Baltimore, but too many LE to stop. Strolled down Baltimore, and found blonde-haired April at PP/Baltimore intersection. She looked young from the road, but a pickup revealed she was of age. We went down to a spot she had used previously (great one, I might add) and she gave me a nice BBBJTCIM/spit. As others have reported on April, she lets you ram it down her throat, and does not protest. For that, she got a jack and 1/2 jack tip. I got her number, which I will be using soon. She does no-tells, and is a very sweet girl. She was complaining no-one had called her last night, and thats why she was out in the rain.

PS: Larry-Watertown is definately all military. If Ft. Drum wasn;t there, the city wouldn't be either. They get snow up until Mothers Day there! Last week when I was there, whilst you all were enjoying 55-65 temps, it was 29 and snowing, 8 inches. The week before that when it was 35 here, it was 10 there with a wind chill of -5. Brrrrrrrrr!

Be safe out there.

WP

[Windoze Pro]

I just read the article in the city paper regarding prostitution, etc in B-more. 25,000 hookers in our fair city? I think not. more like 2,500 maybe.

http://www.citypaper.com/current/feature.html

WP

[Motorback]

It's more like 25 sw and 25,000 mongers MANY who just lurk here.

[Bradman]

Here's a slightly amusing story about how stupid I am around my ever-suspicious wife. Windoze's report on getting a half-and-half made me think of it:

Two weeks ago, I'm sitting next to my wife watching the Soprano's. Junior (an old guy with dementia for those of you who don't watch) wanders off and is sitting on a park bench in a crappy part of town. This nasty toothless homeless lady comes and starts talking to him. She offers him a half and half. I start laughing and my wife says what's a half and half. My dumbass answers her with the definition and she gets suspicious. How do you know what that is?!?! I told her that is a regularly used slang term that I've known for a while, I thought everybody knew what that meant. Course, then she got pissed cuz I made her feel stupid. Damn, I've got to keep my mouth shut. No wonder we use hookers.

[Larry 56]

Curtis Bay hopping at 2am as I arrived home. Fairhaven had 4 SWs that I could see. Fresh faces of a CCL variety and YOUNG. I was too beat to partake.

Got the news that a big time deal was murdered in an alley on Sunday. It went down as a robbery. That helps LE's cause as well as an arrest.



Larry!

[Loop Vet]

Wow. That dude biting Trashman's words is unbelievable. Nice find Baltimonger. Too funny. You oughtta post that on their board and call him out. He's trying to make a name for himself over there by using Trash's words. Ain't nothing like the real thing baby!

[Baltimonger]

I think Y.A.N.A. statistics on prostitution are overblown (unlike me, I'm under "blown"). W/W would be one helluva hunting ground if that were true. Instead, we've got the same old same old out there. 92% are addicts? Where are these 1 in 12 that are clean? Probably closer to 98% IMHO. I've dated 31 SW since 1-1-2004. Only 1 was clean. That would be about 97% of my SW dates on something. Hopefully, next weekend when I get back out there, the weather will cooperate and so will the SW traffic. I'll be breaking in the new $$$1/2 monger mobile. My old one cost me that much per month. Now I might be able to afford the AMP scene once in a while, or buy a bottle on the block. Live to monger, monger to live.

Baltimonger

[TrashMan]

Baltimonger,

Dude, I finally figured out why you suck at mongering...who the fuck told ya to count?!?

However, it is admirable that you still possess the brainpower to count that high after all those years of having your ears clapped by jiggly thighs.

Brad,

Loved the story about the old lady. It never fails that just about the time we dumb ass men think we totally have the wool pull over the warden's eyes, we end up shovin' our own foot right up our own ass. Yeah buddy, tell me, been there and dun that!

[Bill Buxton]

baltimonger;


Sounds like you hit paydirt, you ended up with the clapp and that sounds like you hit the 100% club!!!! How do you know what girl dosed you up? did you hop off and she told you so? You sound like a good guy but the figures don't add up!!!


Play safer,keep the prices down!

BB.

[Baltimonger]

Trash,
I'm the abundant wonderland of useless information. I keep records of my mongering for no real reason other to impress friends and co-workers. Maybe that's why they think of me as some kind of nutjob. Then again, I might need this info if the IRS audits me. I may need paperwork to prove my charitable donations.

Brad,
I saw that episode of the Sopranos. After seeing that homeless woman asking Junior for half & half, my genitalia retracted like the landing gear on a 747. Brooklyn skanks now look pretty good IMHO compared to her. My favorite scene on the Sopranos was a couple years back with Tony sitting in his recliner with a big grin, listening to music, surrounded by his huge speakers, while smoking a Cuban and drinking Cognac.The camera pulls back to show a hot young thing in the buff giving him a BJ. I hope that's what heaven is like.

Bill Buxton an others,
I went back to the clinic on March 26 to get the results for HIV and Hepatitis. The nurse/counselor (a different one from the other times I went) said that according to their computer records, I never had any STD's. I was given a bunch of meds that I didn't need. I had, and still do have, an intestinal virus. All of the symptoms were unrelated and not connected in any way. I didn't want bring this up on the board. I felt that a scare like this would make those 25,000 mongers use common sense and think twice about not covering up. Now you all know.
I'm sure I'm gonna catch hell for this.

Baltimonger

[Bill Buxton]

BALTIMONGER;

I would not want to see a fellow monger get an STD because he did not use latex!! You must remember at first you didn't know what you had! Just keep in mind that these pigs use drugs, they shoot things in there hands,arms,and legs. They share there works and many live in the gutter. This is not a good thing to stick your joint into!!!!!!!!! Protect yourself at all costs, the things they spread today will take your life!!


play safe;

seek,screw,and scram

BB.

[Bill Buxton]

I think I would get the words from a doctor not a computer generated info sheet. And not take the words from some fluncky in an office. What the fuck does she know?? If your joint has the runs it's not from an intestinal flue! And if you belly up to take a piss and you hold on for dear life from pain when you go this ain't the shits! Take my advice and call the doctor, let him tell you whats up. You have only one prick, and one life, you better make sure what you do with each of them counts!!!!



just my 2 cents,

seek screw scram. do everything once and the good ones twice!


BB.

[Baltimonger]

Bill,
I've never had any pain from my tool at all. The fluncky was a RANP (Registered Associate Nurse Practitioner). She is certified to practice medicine just like a regular Dr. The first one I saw used a Stat test (one that is quickly incubated) to get preliminary results. I was told that it was "possibly" syphilis. The results from my last visit were from the lab the other samples were sent to. These are considered to be the most accurate results. I took the HIV and Hepatitis tests as well. My urethra swab test (ouch!) was clean. I think it was a case of the first RANP just thinking better safe than sorry. All of the Doctors and nurses at the clinic I went to are residents of Johns Hopkins University Hospital (right next door to the clinic), which is considered one of the finest medical facilities in the country.

Considering several others have PM'ed me on the need to find a clinic, obviously I'm not the only one around here to need to get to the clinic. I was just the one dumb enough to open my big fucking mouth up. Now can we just let this issue die?!

I'm outta here,
Baltimonger

[Atlanta Monger]

Bradman,

I too starting laughing when Junior Soprano got propositioned for a half-n-half by the toothless BSW. However, it was easily surpassed when I read your 'I'm a dumbass' post below - ROFLMAO!

Thanks for sharing; it made my day. :D

- Atlanta Monger

[Baltimonger]

Originally posted by Bill Buxton. 3-23-04, Boston Mass.
There is a guy on the Maryland board that got the clapp or alike, so I told him to tarp his load. What the hell is he thinking telling everyone about a thing like that. He must work in rocket science or something like that!!! To want to tell everyone on this bord about that type of thing!! What the HELL is up with that??

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.

[MeatMan]

Bill Buxton,

Thank you for your recent quotes.... which are mine!

(seek,screw,scram)

Stealing is bad.You should have at least had the decency to quote me instead of steal!


Sorry to bring this to your side of town fellas.

[Motorback]

Tsk Tsk Tsk...I would have thought that the lesson had been learned by now. I guess some are just slower learners then others. Stealing quotes, and bashing members on different threads of this board only leads to discontent which leads to a great deal of in - fighting. This takes away from our main purpose of being here. One doesn't have to look very far to see recent examples of what can happen when one bad apple gets in the mix. I sincerely hope that apple (since he's a senior member) gets things back on the RIGHT track before this cycle gets started again. Now it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see how simple this can be. Further more I hope everyone enjoys this wonderful rain free spring day. All of last weeks rain must have sprouted some special sw flowers. I'm goin out lookin for a pickin !!


DAMN I really like this new softer and gentler board !

[Bradman]

To all the folks who PM'd Baltimonger about where to find a clinic: RTFF! I made a very detailed post awhile back on my adventures in clapdom. Tells all about where to go to get your parts taken care of.

[Baltimonger]

I am a peace lover (oops, I meant piece lover). Let's not see red, when all we really want to see is pink. I would be in a piss ass mood about a lot of things right about now, most not having anything to do with this board, but I got my relief from a cutie named Kelli yesterday. Not in B'more, in my neighborhood. Nothing like a young blonde cutie's head bobbing up and down in your lap to relieve the stress. That's why we are here, and what this board is all about. Let's stick to that and let bygones be bygones. Jackson would want it that way. Anything else would be disrespecting him and everything he puts into making this board what it is. There's a lot more shit out there to concern ourselves about. Kiss ass do-gooder politicians trying to save themselves from the chopping block by "cleaning up" the cities right up until November is going to make life rough for all of us.

On an interesting note; I was going through the sunspot.net archives and read an article from 4-21-2002 about the residents of Curtis Bay and Brooklyn working together with politicians and LE to rid their neighborhoods of crime, specifically drugs and prostitution. Hmmm, I wonder how that endeavour turned out? As far as I've be able to determine, Curtis Bay put up a sign welcoming people to the neighborhood. That's it.

Another article from 3-28-2004 spoke of a bill, recently killed, in the State House that would have made it so LE would have been powerless to enforce any laws in any establishment that served liquor in Baltimore City. If it had passed, it would have really been a hoot! You would've been able to bang a Blockette bent over a barstool while John Law looked onward. The state senator that proposed the bill is the warden of a deputy on the liquor board. Sounds kind of like the judge a few years ago who legalized all nude dancing on the block and other places that served alcohol. No one realized at the time that his son, a lawyer, represented block interests.

The new monger mobile is coming along nicely. Lot's of "head" room. I just can't get the skank ejector seat to work.

baltimonger

[TrashMan]

B'Monger,

And the reason you are not banging Blockettes on bar stools today is.....? Oh, right, I forgot...you're such a pussy!

The short term fix until your brand new Sears Catalog Genuine Skank Ejector Seat is installed is a big ass can of spray silicone! That seat'll be so slippery all you gotta do is make a hard left at speed and she'll slide right out.

Funny post, man.

[Muff Scout]

Thanks to advice posted on this board, I avoided a bad experience Sunday night.

Cruised down Wilkens about 8pm looking for some muff. Spotted Jessica and the androgenous blonde, and kept going. Saw a ccl blonde on the corner of Payson and Wilkens, but she looked high on something. Was looking for Bobby, who I had a good time with on Wednesday afternoon. Circled around and spotted a hot brunette with gorgeous eyes on Ramsey, right in front of the house where Pam and Diane used to live. Oh yeah. We make eye contact, she smiles, she waves, I pull over, she hops in, whe're off.

She looks better in the car than outside, which is rare. I ask her name. "Gina" she says. Alarm bells go off big time. "Shit I just remembered, I've got to be somewhere else real soon", I say, and pull over to let her out. She asks me for a ride to say hi to a friend, and a ride back. Yeah right, like I'm going to take you to cop and drive you back dirty. See yah.

Thanks to previous posts, I dumped that problem off, but she is gorgeous with clothes on.

By the way, there was no LE to be seen on Sunday night. Unfortunately, there were slim pickings on the sw front.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

[Dr.Monger]

Baltimonger,

Ok so where did you find this cutie Kelli? I could not find your report anywhere!

Dr. Monger

[Dr.Monger]

Well unfortunately things are still pretty dead. And with so many mongers and so few SWs, you gotta be fast on the draw, which I am not, as I hate having to kick them out. I must mention I disagree with the 25,000.00 number. Recent cruises include PP/C and Hampden. The only Hampden girl I see out regularly is April, and I won't touch her. Hit the Block, but that is for another post.

Dr. Monger

[Larry 56]

B-Monger:

If you've read some of my posts, you'd know that the CB community types are pretty active in getting the dealer houses shut down. They are moving on landlords who rent to them. Every week there are more and more evictions.

There isn't much in the way of H here. Mostly crack.

Someone mentioned to me about the current SW situation and made a comment that he'd never had seen so many ugly SWs in one place before. My comment was that I have never seen so many ugly women before in one place. So now introducting CBU, Curtis Bay Ugly!! ;) :)



Larry!

[Romeo #2]

A few days ago I picked up and sw, blond, about 5'9 on monroe. We did the you a cop thing of course. As we are riding to a spot I smell something so foul it made me gag. I am thinking to my self, "I know this ***** did not just fart in my car". As I gagged and struggled to roll my window down, I looked at her and she looked away really quickly as if to say to herself, "Gee, I wonder if he knows I farted in his car". I know farts, I am the king, and from the smell of it, she shitted all over her self. The old silent but deadly. And to top it all off, it was one of the worst BBBJs I have ever had in my life. When I dropped her off, she had the nerve to ask for a tip. I have tipped girls for bad BBBJ all the time, but the fart pushed me over the line. I think she burned my eye brows off, I mean it, I don't have any nose hairs left in my head.


Romeo

[Baltimonger]

Doc,
The Kelli girl was from down my way (A.A. county), not a B'more SW. one of those buy their drinks and take 'em home types. Expects me to call her. No dice. No money exchanged, just fluids.
We had to get out of the bar together, about 100 bikers showed up to take the place over.
Larry,
CBU is cool with me (as an acronym, that is). CBU is also a term used in my job, so every time I hear or see it, I'll laugh, and everyone will want to know why. A lot of these CBU's are coming in from out of town. The Brooklyn girls like the area too. Some H floating around Brooklyn.

The 27 non-CCL type, anyone I know?

Romeo,
ROFLMAO

Muff,
If that was "the" Gina, good call. If it wasn't, then I'm sure this one is losing a lot of business. If I pick yours up, and it isn't the same, I'll tell her to lose the name and try to explain why. What part of Ramsay was this, near which cross street? I know that the area between Fulton and Monroe should practically be called "Ho Row". A lot of 'em live there.

Baltimonger

[TrashMan]

Goddamit, I love bathroom humor! I've been laughing like a hyena after reading Romeo's fart blossom.

Romeo, I assume that you didn't hold it against her and still ate her out?

[John4044]

Saw Tammy at PP this afternoon. Parked at the cemetary for some BBBJ action for a Jackson. This is my 3rd time with her. She is very cool, and I highly recommend her. She said that she only is out in the daytime, between about 12 and 3. Next time, I think we'll do the no-tell. She said LE is doing lots of monger busting lately with the stings. Be careful out there!

By the way, yesterday, while cruising W/W I saw a blond with a gorgeous ass on the other side of the road. Definitely a SW. (I was able to tell by the wave.) She was on Ramsay, by the circle at about 5pm, and by the time I got the car turned around, another monger beat me to her. She is a short blond, and has some red hair coloring in the front. Does anyone know anything about her? What is her name?

B'monger, congrats on the new monger mobile! I heard the newer models have the skank ejector seats, but I think that TrashMan's advice would work just as good! Romeo, maybe this would've worked real good with the SW that farted in your car! Hilarious post!

[Bill Buxton]

Is there a dentist in the house? they could use him in mass.

ROMEO; you got the shit and I saw 4 wsw's in one town with not one good tooth between the 4 of them.

What a night;

play safe guys;

BB.

[Muff Scout]

John 4044,

That blonde with the red tints in her hair is Renee.

She has Hep C. She will do anyone bareback for 2 jacks. Your choice.

Be safe out there.

Muff Scout

[Mykonos Lover]

Ok, time for a quick game. Guess the girl win a prize.

[Mykonos Lover]

Another shot for the guess the girl contest.

[Dr.Monger]

Mykonos,

I don't know who she is but she looks damn good for a SW!

Dr. Monger

[Turks]

Just found this forum and thought I would share. I went out in search of some relief early Tues morning. Checked out PP area at 3:30 am but only saw two wsw who were both no more than 4’s in my book. Thanks to this forum I learned about the W/W area and decided to give it a try. I had driven through this area on two other occasions so I had a sense for where to go and when I got there around 4:45 I saw at least 3 sw right away. I picked up one right under a railroad overpass (?). Her name was Melissa, she was about 5’-4”, long blonde hair, medium build. She led me to a spot after the cop/no cop test and agreed to provide BBBJTCIM for two dimes. She was skilled and allowed my hands to roam during the task. Right near the end I let her know that an additional nickel was available for BBBJTCWS, she accepted and upon completion she provided visual evidence that she had met this requirement. I agreed and provided the additional compensation and we parted ways. By the way, this was my first experience with her but for those of you who might know her she claimed that her right hand was broken when I asked her to adjust her technique. Her hand was not in a cast but it she did seem to hold it gingerly now that I think about it. If I knew the area well enough I might have considered fs at a motel.

By the way LE presence seemed light but I don’t really know this area so, as always, proceed with caution.

[Baltimonger]

John,
Muff is absofuckinlutely right. Renee is definitely hep-C. She's Jessica's roomate. Best thing to do at that house is put a bag over Renee's head, pay her a couple bucks to let you watch her dance naked, then go one floor down and get blown by Jessica. Close your eyes and think of Renee while Jess is blowing you. Nothing like safe sex. :D

[Muff Scout]

Mykonos,

I recognize my sweetheart Jenn.

Can't wait to see her again.

Muff Scout

[B Slacker]

Not sure who the blond in the pic is, but I did happen to be driving down Wilkens today (on business), and saw plenty o hoes, with one in particular on the corner of Wilkens and Catherine - mid size, thin, blond (could be the girl in the pic.).

Why is it the ho's are always hotter when you don't have time to pick them up?

[Muff Scout]

What time where you out Sleuth? I cruised Wilkens around 2pm and saw Melanie on Wilkens near Smallwood, and Renee on Eagle near Payson.

BMonger, found my Gina on Ramsey near Fulton. From the descriptions on the board I'm pretty sure she is "the" Gina everyone warns about. Very thin, brown hair shoulder length with highlights. Very pretty eyes.

Love this warm weather. You can see what you are buying.

Be safe.

Muff Scout

[John4044]

Muff and Baltimonger, thanks for the warnings on Renee! I'm don't think that this SW that I saw on Ramsay is Renee, though. I've been to Jessica's place a couple of times, and saw Renee there. This girl I saw on Ramsay was a little younger and shorter. I could be wrong because I have only seen Renee once before. The last time I went to see Jessica, Renee wasn't there. (She may have been there. I just did not see her.) I remember a previous post by Baltimonger about Renee having Hepatitis C, and I have avoided every temptataion to be with her ever since that post. (Thanks again, Baltimonger!) Plus, Jessica is great for BBBJ. Who needs Renee with Jess around?

Today, I went out to the W/W loop. Lots of LE! Every time I saw a SW of the non-skank variety, LE was there! I also keep seeing this guy sitting on the corner of Wilkens and Payson every day. He seems to be observing every car that comes down Payson from Eagle. He is out there, sitting on the front step every single day. Makes me very uncomfortable to slow down and pick up SWs. It seemed to hot for me, so I split. Today would have been a good day to have a connection on "Ho Row". (Ramsay, between Fulton and Monroe.)

By the way, I have not seen Mandy for a few days. She had me worried the last time I saw her, because she did not look so good. Has anyone seen her? Did she have her court date yet?

I really would like to hook up with Ruthie, too. Unfortunately, I have not had the pleasure of meeting her yet, but she comes recommended on the board. I hope to see her soon.

[John4044]

OK, Mykonos! We give up! Please reveal the identity of the mystery SW! (Or, at least show the face so it's a little easier!) Muff, if that is Jenn, where did you find her? That pic is better than the average SW!

[Man Fraid]

Romeo, I hear you on the fart incident. I had a B**** did the same to me when she jumped in my car. The only difference .. I heard it. Now am thinking, if that came out that easy, she must be real loose down there. Regular Hershey Highway packing. Hell, with that wide open hole, air must be flowing from the mouth to the ass, straight.

I just took my BJ action and done with that.

Man Fraid!

[Will Fore]

I have had it. I cannot take it anymore.

Just got out of a shit relationship. I would rather be single; I don't care how damned model hot she is. It just ain't worth it. I want my wealth to stay mine and I don't want to talk to whoever I am doing.

As I wrote last week, I have not been mongering, or hobbying, whatever we call it now in a while. My previous fetish girl has apparently gone clean. Great for her, but what about my needs? Damnit, I am going to miss that skinny ass girl. So now I am ready to hit the streets again.

I would like to start with the girl in the photos. I think someone stated it was Jenn. Or, I could toss off on Renee. I would be willing to take a gander at Jess. Maybe put Renee and Jess in the same bed and only touch one while looking at the other? Help. Or if anyone knows someone with the body type Dana had or Jesmi had.

So, someone help at a guy and let me know how and where to find them.

I go to south america this summer, but until then, what is a man to do?

[Bradman]

Mykonos you bastard, that's my wife!!!! Oh wait, she won't get in that position for me. Nevermind.

[Larry 56]

Looks like Jenn to me. Did she ever get her cell phone back?


Larry!

[Romeo #2]

I am getting ready to take a trip to Phoenix in a couple of weeks. Along with doing my research on their board like a good monger should, I also asked for info. regarding the street prices that any fellow monger may want to spare. Well, one of the mongers, thought I was from Phoenix looking for info. on D.C. (I said I was from Wash. D.C. in introducing myself) Do you know what he told me? He told me to look up and get in touch with a guy name TRASHMAN. He told me he basically knows the Wash D.C. scene. I just found it f**king amazing that one of the Dons of our family is known hundreds of miles away on the west coast.


Romeo

"Play hard or don't play at all"

[Motorback]

Romeo: You should have taken that pine tree air freshner from your mirror and swiftly kicked it up her ass to help out the next monger who picked her up. At least the nice thoughts of xmas would be in the air !!

[Mykonos Lover]

Damn Brad,

I guess you don't have the charm I do. Just kidding, but there appears to be sseveral correct answers. If you guys see her tell her I am now in FL but believe me I will be back for more.

[Baltimonger]

Originally posted by John4044
By the way, I have not seen Mandy for a few days. She had me worried the last time I saw her, because she did not look so good. Has anyone seen her? Did she have her court date yet?

Trapper John 4077:
I dated Jessica again tonight. I asked her about Mandy. She said Mandy has been mixing Horse and coke and seeing things in the mirror that aren't there. She's been picking at her face and leaving scabs. She went a whole week without sleep. Jessica and Tammy saw Mandy get into a ULE car last night, but he was just dating. I stopped and talked to her after leaving Jessica's house. She's looking a lot better. She needed her fix and wanted me to pick her up. She even offered 1/2 & 1/2 for a Jackson. I had no money. I reminded her she owed me a Jackson. I've got 2 pops with her negotiated for tomorrow for 1 1/2 Jacksons. She thinks I hate her because I couldn't get off the last time. She's a horse face, but at least she's a pleasant one. She's covering her sores with makeup.

The streets were fucking pathetic tonight. Maybe its just me. The only good I saw was the same old shit I usually get.

Alert!
There was a very good looking thing with short blonde hair at the US Gas in a black miniskirt. My LE alarm went off big time when I saw her. She was out by the road by the US Gas sign. I should have parked and watched for a while to see what the deal was. She looked way too good for a SW.

Baltimonger
Warden free since 1995

[Clix]

Nothing to report, I am sorry to say.
Stopped in a spa today, location shall remain privy.
Mamasan let me in.....and, to my initial horror, mamasan serviced me. If I was not so horny, I would have left.
Had only one venture into Baltimore on the loop in the last couple to three months, seriously, and it was not productive.
Work is keeping me so damn busy I have no time to monger, though this may change in the not too distant future.

Please keep the good reports coming, but keep the fart girl away from me!

Later dudes.
Clix

[John4044]

W/W loop was dead tonight! Skanks everywhere! Nothing to report for today, unfortunately.

I tried my luck over at Hampden. Lots of girls but the only problem is they are all civilians. Where have all the SWs gone on Falls?

I'll try again tomorrow.

[Turks]

I went by PP around 6 and picked up a sw by the name of Lena. She is about 5'-5", black hair, dark skin. I think she might be hispanic. We had agreed on 2 J for FS including Greek when she suggested that we use her aunts place. Rent would only be a dime. I was fine with that but she started acting wierd as we were heading there. When I asked who else might be there she mentioned that her cousins are usually home but that all they do was use the playstation. She looked like she had a tight body so I kept telling myself that I could handle it but when we got there I saw the apt. door and one of her 6'-2" cousins and I woke up. I told her that I just remembered that I had a dinner meeting, gave her a dime for her time, and got the hell out of dodge. I got her cell # so that I can try her out in a motel at a later date.

Has anyone here ever had any experience with her? Even though she seems a little flaky, she looks like a 7 or 8 under that outfit. Thank God winter is almost gone...now you can see what your bargaining for.

By the way, for those of you who visit the Block, I went by two nights ago and saw a dancer named Missy at the Pussycat Club. She had to be a 9/10. Was only there for a quick beer and to check out Midway seeing as how I had never been there before. Midway looked dead, only two potential workers and one was a dog.

[Larry 56]

Curtis Bay Report from yesterday afternoon....

Saw Angela (Angie): Early 30s, Red hair, pale, waif but not CCL. BBBJ for a Jackson. Took care of business. Has a room. On the Pipe. I give her a B+. Nice personality and not rushed. Would see her again. No phone.



Larry!

[Chico]

Just got back from New Orleans. For a city with a reputation of wild, loose, crazy, fun - I couldn't find any SW's. I did see 2 AMP's and tried one of them. The GREEN DOOR is not too far from Borubon St and just a few feet away from the main strip, Canal St. I went in about 11:30pm-12:00am and was greeted by a late 30's-early 40's mamasan with a nice round ass. The usual $60 for 1/2 hr. To my surprise, it was mamasan who would be servicing me tonight. She provided a very nice TS, with special attention to all the right spots. Back to the room and negotiated $120 for FS. Good, but not as good as I expected. After, she washed me off and let me take my time recuperating.

Chico

[Muff Scout]

Cruised down Wilkens about 8:30 Friday night. Saw that nasty androgenous blonde again. Damm, I can't shake her. She is like a hemeroid that won't go away.

Didn't see anyone else on the circuit and was about to head home when I spotted Bobby on the corner of Payson and Wilkens. For those of you who have never had the pleasure, Bobby is a gorgeous redhead, 23, about 5'2" with an A cup and a really nice ass. She is waifish but not CCL. We head off to a motel and she gives me a GFE for 3 jacks including tip. Well worth it as she takes her time, provides great sound effects and has an awesome body. I could eat her ass all night. Nice BBBJ followed by sex in several positions. No rush at all. Real sweet and fun to talk to also. Unfortunately she has no phone.

Dropped her off about 10 and circled the loop to see who was around. Saw only Mandy on the corner of Monroe and Eagle. No other girls around but lots of LE.

Hope the rest of the weekend goes as well.

Safe hunting.

Muff Scout

[Nat Zass]

Its time for a story.

Last Friday, a fellow monger named (for reference sake) 'Tony' was looking for action on Wilkins Avenue, near Monroe and Eagle. He spotted his likely prospect for the evening on Eagle. Tony pulled over, and the sw approached the car and signaled for him to lower the window. At this point, according to Tony, she asked if he wanted to party. Tony said yes, and her reply was that 'tonight ha been slow; I've only made ten dollars on a blow job'. Tony said he could do better than that. At that point two marked police cars pulled up beside him.

Tony was arrested for solicitation, put in plastic handcuffs, and driven to a police trailer in the area. (He didn't say where it was.) Tony sat in the holding area in this trailer for about two hours, where he was eventually joined by about 20 other mongers who were also caught.

After the 20 other gents joined him, they all were taken in a bus to central booking in Baltimore, where they were processed and put in what he describes as a stinkhole of a holding cell. He was there for 16 hours, until around noon the next day. While he was there, his cash was stolen by another inmate.

When he was released, he was told where his truck (with all his contractor's tools, etc.,) was taken after being impounded. Unfortunately, by the time he got a friend to pick him up, get cash, and go to the impound lot, the lot had closed for the day, and did not open until Monday.

It cost him almost $200.00 to get his truck out of 'hock' on Monday. His total loss, between the lost cash, the truck, and his estimate for an attorney to defend him (solicitation is a misdemeanor, where you could get a fine and up to seven days jail time)will be about $2,000.00.

The moral of the story is as follows;
1) Don't talk to the sw unless you recognize her from an earlier encounter.
2) Don't roll your window down. If the sw doesn't immediately get into the car, drive away.
3) Cruise the area. The police weren't more than 1/2 a block from the entrapment officer. And Last, according to Tony,
4) Try to get a good look at her teeth. Tony said that he should have known better, since she had all of her teeth!

Anyway, be careful out there.

Take care, all. Trash, I hope you are having pain free days and active nights.

Nat

[Nat Zass]

Romeo;

I have been off the board for several months, and I had to say that your 4/6/04 post made my day. I haven't stopped laughing yet.

Nat

[Romeo #2]

QUESTION?

Does anyone think all this excessive tipping done by some of our fellow mongers may be slightly driving up the street prices? Just a question. It is OK to tip, don't get me wrong, as I said before, even on a bad tip with a bad bbbj I still tip out of respect and becasue I know it is not hard for the ladies to do what they do. BUT, I ahve noticed that instead of asking for 20 pesos, most are now asking for 25 and 30, and I was just wondering if it was from not tipping but excessive tipping that some of us my do when we feel we have a GFE. Again, don't get me wrong, I tip and very much so believe in tipping, but just want us to be aware of an unwanted trend that we me be starting. If now the prices are 30 and I tip 10, some of us that travel (and many of us do) may as well stay in the distrcit. I know it is hard to think straight when a girl has just made you see a past life or 2, but i am just saying lets all be mindful and aware of an unwanted trend that we all my be causing. Treat them good and by all means tip, but don't sign your checks over. Just a question, what do you guys think? Maybe I am wrong?

Romeo

"Work hard, play harder"

[Romeo #2]

Also, in two weeks I am going to a conference in Phoenix, anybody been? Any info on the street and/or MP scene. Any experiences or info. would be appreciated. Thanks bros

Romeo

[Clix]

There have been street walking rules posted from time to time on this board....
The Cardinal Rule is never, ever, say anything that could be incriminating to a potential SW who is not in your car. Once inside your car and a good distance and in a direction away of your choosing, from where you picked her up, it is generally safe to discuss things.
Although stings have occured when undercover has gotten into cars, it is extremely rare, dangerous (for the undercover lady), and expensive for LE to do it.
Use good sense. Never talk sh*t to anyone not in your car!

[The Sampler]

Romeo#2 to answer your question, I don't tip. To be very honest with you most of the girls when they say $20 I say $15. Let face it they need us just as much as we need them. Also if they say no, well you know the rest. Product on demand, well its not like you can't find it somewhere else, might not be as good all the time, but most of the time we just care about the end result. Take care and happy hunting.

[Chico]

Based on my "happy time" at the New Orleans AMP this past weekend, I decided to try a new local AMP. So, I tried Victoria Spa, which I saw advertised in the City Paper. A young, pretty girl with a nice shape anwers the door, but of course I don't get her. Very friendly, and takes the usual $60 for 1/2 hr fee. Leads me to room and I get undressed. In comes another young, pretty girl (very skinny though). But everything that glitters isn't gold. The massage was subpar and she wanted $40 just for a HJ. I told her it should be included, at least it is everywhere else I go. I always tip afterwards, but I shouldn't have ask for (or pay extra for) a HJ. She continued with her weak ass massage and kept asking me what's wrong. I just said nothing and was ready to leave. As I start to get dressed, she says, OK how about $30? Nevermind, I'm leaving. This is the first time I have ever left an AMP fully loaded. On the way out, the young mamasan asks how was it. I told her that I didn't have a good time and I'm not sure if I would be coming back (I didn't get loud or go into details but maybe I should have). She tells me next time I should ask for her (says her name is Ida) and she will make sure I have a good time. I smiled and said OK and left. I was just too upset and disappointed.

Chico

[Baltimonger]

I don't think its the $5 tips that are driving up prices. I hear of some mongers spending 3 Jacks for a BJ and 5 Jacks for FS. Why? Considering the level of talent (low) that we have out there right now, Very few are worth the 1 or 2 Jacks they are getting. This makes it easy for them when we over spend. The Horse is about 3 times the purity it was 20 years ago for the same price. They could cop all they need in one day with a single date.

1/2 & 1/2:
A good idea, which I have used is only take amount of money you are willing to spend. I take a Jackson and 2 Abes. This has been effective for me as far as getting 1/2 & 1/2 at 1 1/2 Jacksons or less. I start off with the BJ at a Jack, then after a while I tell them that I'm not going to be able to blow a nut. I then tell them that I wish I had another Jackson for FS. They always tell me the'll settle for 1/2 Jackson more. I then tell them that I only have an Abe. Most will settle for that. I only go to the other Abe if they don't. I also use it if there's a room cost. I rarely ever use motels, so I save on that cost.

BBBJ:
I do the Jackson as a standard for BBBJ. Not because I'm generous, or I even think most are worth it. I just find that since ATM's don't spit out Abes, it's more convenient than to go buy a soda to break a Jackson.

I had a chance to run through the W/W, CB, and Brooklyn this afternoon. Very little to talk about. There was one short haired brunette cutie walking around the block at Wilkens, Payson, Eagle, and Pulaski who refused my advances. I know she was working. She was walking with another SW who got picked up after I first saw them together.

I will be back out this evening. I shall conquer!

Baltimonger
Warden free since 1995

[Baltimonger]

Saturday night report:
Persistence paid off for me with round 2 of today's mongering. First stop, Payson. I found Tammy immediately. She's a blonde again! She bleached out the dark part. She just came out and wasn't high so it was cool. Excellent BBBJ. 1.25 Jackson. Flat chested, but funny. She remarked about the spot we chose. She said it must be popular, because the whole side of the road is covered with spit.

Second stop: Patapsco & 10th. I found a lovely brunette named Rachael, who didn't look a day over 20. Her face was red from being out in the sun all day trying to get picked up. She said she was out for 4 hours, and no takers. Another excellent BBBJ, better than Tammy's. Worth the 1.25 Jackson. Rachael says that Sabrina, who Larry didn't like, but I really enjoyed is spending a vacation at the LE castle. There were a couple of other decent young suspects out and about after I dropped off Rachael at the stable where her horse is boarded.

Baltimonger
Warden free since 1995
100th Post!

[Bill Buxton]

Sounds like it's sting season all over! Do not talk about anything to a sw even if you know her until she gets in the car! I had this gal ask me about a bj when she was standing outside my ride and I said I don't do that. I have ben with her before but never say a word about anything until you get down the road. I always ask if they want a ride if they say no than I pass and find another. It's better to be safe than sorry. Any gal that works the streets will get in on" want a ride".

PLAY SAFE, STAY SHARP!

BB.

[Larry 56]

I hear all the time about the 3 jackson BJs. This is from my regulars. They know my budget so I don't think they are trying to impress me.

I'm assuming this is from rookies.

I still think Sabrina is above average skank. IMHO for what it's worth.

Chrissy reappeared on Dumbdalk Ave. of all places. CB is is too hot and she couldn't cut it at the Clix loop.

I'm hanging with Angela at the moment.


Larry!

[Romeo #2]

Bill Buxton,

Go advice, i do the same as you. I just simple ask if they need a ride. If state to carry on a conversation I leave. Like you said, anybody working knows what "Need a ride" means.

Baltimoremonger,

Congrad on 100th post and...

You echoed my sentiments exactly with the question.... Why? As I said before it is ok to tip, but the newbies and the guys out there trying to impress the ladies ( i guess) just drive up the prices for the rest of us. Lets keep it sensible guys.

Romeo
"Play hard or don't play at all"

[Baltimonger]

Larry,
If Chrissy is a tallish blonde, she was on Patapsco last night when I picked up Rachael. She looked good from afar, but you know how that goes. Rachael said her name was "Chrissy".

I got crank windows, so I don't roll 'em down to ask anything. Luckly, my sticks out like a sore thumb ride is known to the girls on the clix, even those who haven't been with me. I once had a SW pop out of her house as I turned from Wilkens onto Fulton who flagged me down and ran across 3 lanes to get to me. In this town, I don't find any need whatsoever to talk through the window to a SW. If they don't have it figured out by now, too bad. I just hate when they get in and try to play this "I just need a ride " game. They get 'Das Boot' from me right away.

The rules are laid out here in black and white.
Any monger who lurks here and gets caught in a sting has no one to blame but themselves, IMHO.
Let's not forget these other rules:
Don't monger with beer goggles on.
Don't monger if you're high on something.
If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.
If you see a lovely one out there just standing, but the area is devoid of other SW and related hangers-on, move along.

I think the t.v. news people send money LE's way to make busts this time of year to put on the news during sweeps week.

When are they going to get it that this 'you a cop' BS doesn't work in this town? Many a LEO in this town are mongers, and God bless 'em.

These girls will try to get you for every dollar they can get. Tammy told me that a week ago, Mandy just got out of a monger's truck after a date. She got a Jackson and 6 small bills, but she went over to a couple of other girls to try to get $4 more. Mandy is definitely one to avoid if you are on a budget.
I never talk price. I get to the spot, throw a Jackson up on the dash board and drop trou. I never solicited them, I never handed them money, and if they ask for a tip, I tell them to "earn it".

Just my .02
Baltimonger

[Bill Buxton]

BALTIMONGER:


Congrats on the big 100, your getting there son! How the hell do all the girls in that big town know your ride?? You must monger 24-7 man! You better get another ride to go into the lo profile mode once in a while. You should see what you may find if they don't know is cumming down the street! I use several vehicles and sometimes you get different things with different rides. Who knows what other girls say about us when we kick them to the curb. Allways try to sharpen your game and stay one step ahead of the piss pots!!!!!!!!!!


Keep up the good work and stay safe guys.

BB.

[Baltimonger]

Bill Buxton,
I don't monger 24/7. In southwest B'more, there is one corner that a lot of the girls work. A lot of younger decent looking ones there. They all know each other, and some share houses with other SW's, so they share info. This is necessary, because there are a lot of girls getting busted by ULE picking them up. My ride is known to those girls and LE as well. An LE van once tried to side swipe me by coming up behind me and throwing on his lights and siren in an area where there was not much room to pull over. After he passed me he turned off the lights and siren and turned a corner into an alley and came to a stop by a LE mobile command unit (winnebago). My vehicle is going to be retired soon. I've got a bigger piece o' crap to drive. I'm just waiting on the title. My current ride has a one of a kind color paint. One of those that you could see across a 6 lane divided highway at night. I'm now going to start using my $350 at an auction vehicle. I'm just not sure if I should get MONGER vanity plates.

Baltimonger

[Bill Buxton]

Go to dmv and ask if they can give you the plates? they cost extra but are worth it. If you get the plates get a pic for the board, if the law knows you now who would care! Thats a good idea never thought of that 'MONGER" plates wowwww!!.


BB.

[Romeo #2]

YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO F**KING BELIEVE THIS ONE!!!!

Am I cursed or what, I mean the chick that farted was enough but this takes the cake. This happened to me yesterday, I swear it did and this is the worst thing I have ever seen a SW do with me. Yesterday, As I too picked up Rachael in the Patapsco area. She not that great to look at but I drove around for so long I thought my johnson was going to fall it was so hard. We drove to a great spot, and I mean if you get caught in this spot you are supposed to get caught. So I get a BBBJ for 25 pesos with 5 tip. Well, as I am cleaning up, I keep baby wipes in the car, she asks can she have one. So while we are talking she open the door and is standing out side of the car leaning in talking to me. I start to wonder what is she doing. She was kinda on the chunky side maybe she needed to stretch her lags. This B*&ch pulls her pants down gets the wipe she asked for and wipes her dirty s**t filled a** right there while she is talking to me. She did it like she was nothing all while carrying on a conversation with me. She Gets the wipe and drops it on the ground and it was brown like she took and s**t and did not wipe her a** before. She pulls her pants up and gets in the car like nothing had happened. I swear to GOD it happened, if I am lying I am dying. At thispoint I am just ready to drop this skank off. She tells me she lievs with her parents in another city but when she is in B-more she lives on the 900 block on Jack st and to come see her becasue I am nice. Just because I let you wipe your a** I am nice? Believe me had I known you were going to do that , well I dont know what I would have done. What the hell is going on with my luck? First the farter now the ass wiper all in a weeks time. Should I give up mongering or what? Only in a sport like this do we se such things. I figured it would not be worth it if I did not share the experience with the brotherhood.

Is this a sign for me or what?

Romeo
"Play hard or don't play at all"

[Bill Buxton]

Sounds like you ben shot at and missed and SHIT AT AND HIT!!!!
hahahaha Whats up with all that?


R#2 you better see a better class of sw's that bunch ain't gettin it done.

BB.