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Muff Scout
12-04-04, 22:23
Have got to throw my $.02 in on this one.

This board is for mongers to share info on getting laid.

I think it is a gross violation of the spirit of this board to allow a sw to use your member privileges to post.

If you disagree with a post about one of your favorite girls, feel free to post your rebuttal. But attacking the poster and getting the girl involved is bullshit.

Muff Scout

Mykonos Lover
12-04-04, 23:12
Ok I will toss in my nickel to this situation. First, I agree with Muff that if you let a SW use your account then you are a loser and should be banned. There is nothing stopping these girls from going to the Library and getting their own account. I remember Jenn telling me about reading the forum and was pleased with all the good comments. Speaking of Jenn and Muffin I am reminded that there were several Jen(n)s out there just as I am sure there could be more than one Muffin. Before we continue this flaming war we should make sure that all the facts are correct. I for one trust KJ's posts fully and appreciate his reviews. But after all this is just MHO so I will step off the soapbox and go bck to mongering.

PS

Muff have you heard from Jenn? I saw a few posts back that she was back but the poster may have been wrong.

Robux
12-05-04, 03:28
Gentlemongers,

I don't have any trouble with SW's reading and participating here. The Big Canine is a good example of this and it works well. Other boards on this site have active providers posting regularly. It's good for all of us for lots of reasons.

I often introduce dates to the existance of this forum, then state I am a member in good standing and will give them a good review for good service. That said, I consider myself an honest and fair reviewer. No, I don't always share my screen name.

Whether Wheezer posted a letter Muffin wrote on paper, dictated, or typed in herself shouldn't matter. Any of these is fine and I feel should be encouraged. On the other hand, if Wheezer just made up his last post, that's very uncool, purposefully provacative and incendiary by design, but easy enough to verify. One of us will surely date Muffin in the next few days and can just ask her. Whoever does, I hope he brings a camera. That will end "Muffin-Gate."

Whether providers participate through the patronage of their clients or establish their own accounts is irrelivant. What is important is their participation in some fashion, even it's just knowing that any or all dates might be reviewing them online. I've asked providers to write descriptions of themselves that they want included in their reviews.

While I have not gone so far as to print out postings and hand them out to SW's, some mongers have, and I previously thought this was a bad idea. I am now rethinking it and want to open this up to public discussion.

In closing, if these ladies can find the wherewithall to get online and participate here, it may help them find a way out of the mess they have made of their lives. More power to them and God bless them.

Robux

Smiling Fox
12-05-04, 03:29
ok,,, im full of questions. well one,,, took a run thru hamden tonight around 9-10 pm. and saw karen,,, 5'5" 120 cute, blonde hair, not sure which drug, she says she if off,,, any way, nice bbbjtcim she really paid attention to me tonight, and wants to hook up for some real lovin, not just a bj in the car,
anyway does anyone know this ,,, karen?

warning,, hamden is really limited,,, the christmas lights are up, and so many tourists,,,, traffic backed up,,,, oh and i saw a foot patrolman on 36th st, just e of falls, giving out tickets, all day,,, i think seat belt,,,, so watch it,,,,
im sure there is more to it,,, the lights on 36th are very brite, mongers beware, the civilians and the yuppies, are taking over hamden,, just like canton,,,,next thing ya know an abicrombe and finch will open up on 36th st.

give me strength,,,

SF

Baltimonger
12-05-04, 12:23
I agree that there should be provider participation here. Hopefully, after Jackson has unlocked the create new thread feature, a thread can be set aside for this purpose. Whether they should be allowed to send messages under someone else's account is a matter for debate. This would be a real problem if this is done numerous times by the same provider. That, IMHO, should warrant a requirement for them to get their own user name and password. If they are providers, then that needs to be stated in the post. There have been occasional messages here in the past which were supposedly written by mongers, but my bullshit detector told me otherwise. What they should be allowed to post is another matter. I don't think they should be allowed to send messages such as "avoid ********, she has HIV, Hep, the clap, syph, she rips off mongers, etc."

There have been instances where providers (SW's) have let me know about posts I had written. Most times it has been good, with them thanking me for what I had said. I remember luscious Jen from Pigtown out of the blue (while standing in line at the Royal Farms mind you) asked me if I thought another provider I compared her to in a previous post was better than her. She knew I had written it from the details provided in the post. My response to her was that I thought both were excellent, about as good as it gets, but different from one another. There was the time I wrote the post about Jessica that she didn't like. It was about a bad date, where she put her habit way ahead of me (her paying customer). It was all true, and she agreed it was, but she didn't like me posting it. The very night she confronted me about it at her house, she still asked me for a ride to Wendy's for a bite, and was her usual pleasant self. Nevertheless, she had no problem getting in with me after that. She understood the power of this forum, and the impact it had on their business. She never put her habit ahead of me after that.

If those such as Rachel or Cash-n-Carrie would so much as read what negative things are being said about them here, then they might get their asses in gear and start being "providers." I don't particularly care if they really enjoy it or not; I'm paying for it, at least try to act interested. That's what separates Pam, Jenn, Jen, Diana, Heidi (when she's not in one of her ungrateful about only getting the standard rate moods), Diamond, Ranee, my big Pigtown GFE, Tammy, Muffin (the latter), and Lil' Ruthie from the Rachels, b!tchy blond Kim, Kelly, and Muffin (the former)'s of the SW world.

Back to Muffin. Yes, I do believe it's the same one. It would be a strange coincidence that there a 2 of them out there with little green turtles on their cabooses. It's just that a couple of months ago her performance was blah. She seemed nice enough on the way up and back. But when it came time for her to earn her keep, her lack of sexual or sensual response was extremely noticeable. Last night more than made up for it. She was a meal fit for a king. Hopping back on that horse made some very noticeable changes to her. Is she the best I've ever been with? I would have to say no, but that's no disrespect to her. I'd still put Pigtown Jen and Jennifer Ann a little bit higher. She would still be better than the hundreds of others I've been with.

Just my 2 pesos,
K.J. Baltimonger

Danny MD
12-05-04, 14:35
The Muffin that Robux picked up is the only ‘real’ Muffin out there. She is kind of like the Highlander; there can be only one. Muffins’ real name is Kristen. She is in her early 20’s, about 5’6 and weighed about 115 the last time I saw her (but that’s falling with continued drug use). She re-appeared about 3 to 4 months ago after nearly a year absence and of being clean. She had been living with some 60 some year old guy in Dundalk. She had met him while tricking in the West End long ago. He gave her a place to stay, clothing and even access to a car. But he sounded like a real control freak and when she went to see some old friends, he gave her the boot. She had no where else to go but to stay with some friends in the West End and within days, she was using again. She hates the fact that she is using. She was supposed to start a Meth program, and may have done so since I last talked to her. Her teeth are straight, white, and numerous.

This girl is ALWAYS super sweet. Always has a pleasant personality and wants to make sure you have a good time. I have never had her rush me, but remember why these girls are doing this in the first place; so they can buy their drugs. If you catch them when they are dope sick, she is going to try to hurry you along. Muffin is perhaps the only girl I’ve dated who actually has a policy of NEVER copping or carrying with a date. As far as being loose, I’ve been with her at times when I needed to strap a board across my ass to keep from falling in, and then the next time she would be a perfect fit. This is post Trash, so I can’t explain that. But trust me; Mr. Happy stays at one size unless he is sleeping.

B-monger, I remember that old post too and it definitely referred to the same Muffin we’re talking about. I’m not sure about the turtle tatt on the butt though, but I’ve never done it doggie with her. Hey, I'm glad to see that you are still bangin’ the Krispy Kreme girl.

One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would imply.

Member #2891
12-05-04, 23:12
Mia culpa! On two occasions over the past months, I was guilty of mailing wothwhile reviews to the respective providers. I learned that each recieved hers and was grateful. Although some have asked me for the Forum address, I doubt if they'd actually take time from their lifestyles to go to a library and register. Maybe they (mistakedly) assume they'd need a library card or some kind of ID. BTW, is the Hollins Street Branch still there? Anyway, I think the fact that girls are being alerted to the power of the Forum is great leverage for us, IF we don't abuse it.

Larry 56
12-06-04, 08:58
Does anyone recommend Alberto's spa in Baltimore?


I used to frequent the place. Nothing to write home about. $60 get you in and the usual menu is available. Just a last resort. Quite busy on weekends.



Larry!

Tallywacker
12-06-04, 09:06
Little Miss Muffin sat on a tuffin,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her.
And bit her.

I had the pleasure of Muffin for lunch the other day and must agree that she is very friendly. Also gives one of your better bjs. She was rather irate about some of the mean thing that have been written about her so I said I would post something nice. The only problem with the lady is she reminds me of a South Sea island... No tits atoll.

Larry 56
12-06-04, 09:29
Yuh AKA Heidi was out. Looking pretty good at the Loop. I passed. There was a pretty young blond thin SW again at Brunswick & Wilkens. Anyone know who she was? LE was having a convention on Eagle and hanging out all over the stroll. Very visible.


Larry!

Wheezer
12-06-04, 09:55
"One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would imply.[/QUOTE]You are correct. Those are her thoughts in my words. Her inclination was to post a reply that I considered unacceptable in the choice of words. So I asked if I could tame down her scathing reply.....which you can see that she agreed.

I agree Muffin is a sweet person who would like to get off this horse. I hope she does before the horse throws her off.

Wheezer

True Drew
12-06-04, 13:37
Was out for an extended cruise last night. spotted a petite cute blond in CB. Wearing grey sweat shirt and jeans. Was all over on Pennington and Fairhaven. Anyone know about her?
Saw 2 petite cuties on Washington near Carey. LE was popping up from time to time so I didn't stop.
Not too much on Wilkens with the exception of a very nice looking girl in white coat and blue ski hat. I was nervous as she was talking to LE at one point. She looked almost too good to be true. You never know.

Loop Vet
12-06-04, 15:57
I don't know boys, can there be just ONE place that we can speak openly about these girls to help our fellow mongers? I understand the certain value of letting the girls know theyr'e being reviewed, but does it have to be tied to this board? They all know about The Large Canine, most seem to know about T E R, so why do we have to tell them about WSG? It's by far the most entertaining site, and is more than just reviews, which the other two are designed for. Tell them you're reviewing them on T E R, if you must.

This whole Muffin thing is ridiculous. God forbid Balti makes a crack about her wide crack. This place is gonna get pretty damn stale if everyone's worried about providers seeing your posts. As soon as someone "out's" Loop Vet to one of the girls, I'm gone. You can be sure of that.

I vote an immediate ban to this Wheezer joker. Awww, someone said something silly, and probly half in jest, about your girlfriend; big deal. People say nasty stuff about girls I like all the time. Different strokes for different folks, YMMV, all that stuff.

I don't know fella's, there are clearly two completely opposite opinions about whether the girls should know about WSG or not. I do see that there is value to it, but do we need to bring them here? Please, for the good of the board, just tell them you're reviewing them elsewhere, on a review site, they all know about them anyway. I've had many ask for a review on T E R, but never here.

To me, this place is like Augusta National. The day we have providers as members is the last day I post.

One more thing, and this is just my opinion, but, if you think bad reviews are going to significantly change a providers service, then you have a lot of faith in these girls's work ethic. Before they change their attitude, they'll change their name.

Mykonos Lover
12-06-04, 22:55
"One final comment: To Wheezer – I’ve known Muffin for a few years now and she does not talk like that message you posted implied. I doubt she knows what the word ‘disparaging’ even means. I truly like Muffin, but her vocabulary is not as expansive as ‘your’ post would implyYou are correct. Those are her thoughts in my words. Her inclination was to post a reply that I considered unacceptable in the choice of words. So I asked if I could tame down her scathing reply.....which you can see that she agreed.

I agree Muffin is a sweet person who would like to get off this horse. I hope she does before the horse throws her off.

Wheezer


Baltimonger,

This is Muffin,

You have caused quite a stir with all of my dates with all of your disparaging remarks about me. Whether you like me or not is not sufficient reason for you to create untruthful tales about me. You sure have a vivid imagination. Why don't you apply this to some constructive effort.

Regarding you fisting me, if your hand is as tiny as your dick, then you could fist me with both of your hands at one time.

Muffin


Baltmonger,

Not sure what your problem is with Muffin, but we really don't appreciate your demeaning comments about this cute girl.

Obviously she has a problem(s), otherwise she is a sweet, caring and dear person. She, like most of them don't really like their lifestyle but are captive and enslaved by their additictions.

Given a choice she would not be a prostitute. Hopefully she will be able to conjure up the resolution and willpower to kick the habit.

In the meantime why don't you just layoff with your negative remarks about Muffin.

Do I like her? Sure. She is a decent person. Am I trying to corner the market on her for myself? No.

Let's all have fun in this forum and pass on only credible and truthful information.

Wheeze


I have had a few good encounters with the Clix skanks.

Caution: Ran across one in Pigtow two Saturdays ago next to the bus garage on US 1.

Not bad looking, on the pipe and pills big time. Must have thought I just fell off the turnip truck. Wanted me to front her $ for her goodies and then she would stay with me for the weekend. Ha! Yeah, right!!

Can't remember her name now, but she was a SW 8.



Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. I see Heloise (aka Dr. Monger) has given us all a helpfull hint to fund our mongering escapades.

Sorry Doc, I missed the other 26. Are they posted herein?

Here is a hint for everyone too.

Since I started touring the skank ranch in my new Lincoln, the price for personal services has increased $5.00. Not much but %wise a significant rise.

Hint is to keep driving those old cars and those red neck pickup trucks. The two guys with the newer red Ford (I think) and the white GM truck must be paying a premium too.

5 Posts, Regular Member, OK. Obviously this idiot has no useful input to the forum so I suggest we just ignore him and maybe he will go away.

True Drew
12-07-04, 03:07
I cruised the Loop for a while Monday night. Pretty dead all around including LE. There was some action south of the circle on Wilkens but I smelled hot bacon. 2 very well dressed ladies seemed too good to be true.
Finally settled for Nicole on Washington. She is petite and somewhat cute excepting her multiple piercings. Pleasant to talk to but not anything that special.
I suggested that we go to a notel to which she readily agreed. On the way(2/3ds there) I inquire as to whether or not she's shaved. "Why do you want to know" she asks. Curiosity I answer. "Well we're not doing anything down there tonight-its that time of the month"
I told her that in that case I'm not going to a notel. She thought I would go there for bj alone. She was somewhat tiffes but handled it rather well. She did complain numerous times on the way back about how much money she was losing. here it comes I thought. Actually I must say that she was nice about it. i dropped her off on washington near Carey.
Has anyone had any experience with her? Please tell.

Motorback
12-07-04, 08:41
Mykonos Lover I couldn't have said it better. Hopefully once he takes the clothes pin off his drippy dick and lets all the puss out, he'll be able to see his way clear of this mess. The back up and infection may have caused him to lose his mind for a short time. This forum has gotten along for a long time without the likes of him coming in and trying to embarrass Dr. Monger and B'Monger. Both of these are senior members who have contributed so much to this forum and in some small way taught us all something. In the memory of the infamous Trash....I extend the olive branch to Wheezer and hope that he works past these child like attacks and becomes a valued contributing member.

Larry 56
12-07-04, 09:36
She actually spells it Muffen. And instead of paying attention to what we say here. She should do what what she promised and call me.

The reviews will have little effect on SWs. It's all about the drugs.

Yesterday, Monday at the Clix. Nada. Washington Blvd. 2 blonds, both CCL, nothing to write home about. Passed on both. No visible LE to be seen.


Larry!

Wheezer
12-07-04, 11:13
5 Posts, Regular Member, OK. Obviously this idiot has no useful input to the forum so I suggest we just ignore him and maybe he will go away.IDIOT???

Speak for yourself you fool.

You all need some serious help.

Butt Ugly
12-07-04, 11:18
12-07-04

Hooked up with this blonde on Wilkens just before Brunswick several days ago, not long after dark. Almost white skin, no tan, medium size boobs, clean, long blonde hair, average attitude. Said she had been riding the horse for 2 years. Found a spot in the county(I think) and did the deed. She was orally inclinded and then gave me me a ride, asking once for me to "keep an eye out ". Nothing special here, average service, might do her again but only if in the right mood.

A day or two after that found Stephanie on the street before Brunswick. Had to make two-three passes before she showed interest. I knew she was a provider, felt she was just being careful. When I finally got her in the vehicle we rode for at least five minutes before anything was brought up.

Stephanie is about 23 Y/O, kinda short, A-B boobs, and just short of being chunky. We parked near a truck depot and got down to business. BBBJ was OK but she wouldn't take me deep the way I like. Went for mish and she was dry, dry, dry. I wasn't getting off so we went back to oral for about ten minutes the I climbed on again. The dam (plenty wet) had opened and she let me have a good ride. The whole time I was riding she was pinching her nipple really hard. Said she was going out of town the next day so not sure if she'll be around. Got to give it to her she made a real effort to make me a happy man.

Last find was a blonde that I've had several times before. Found her down around Stricker St. Lives on the street 50% of the time. Seems to keep herself clean for her life style. We made the hook up and found a secluded place because she was high and I knew she would be fun when she is buzzed. Don't you just love the feeling of their nose pressing on your pubics when they've taken the whole thing!! Though we were in a vehicle she found a way to get on top and ride me like a rented mule. We went at it for a good half hour with plenty of bottom knocking. Do her again, you bet. Said she had a ride, headed for the ocean, not sure when she would be back, but she would be back !

Larry 56
12-07-04, 13:32
A wide variety of skank could be found at the Clix this AM. All looked too strung out for my taste. Alas, no Muffen.

Brookyn looked like a LE convention. The now-closed Wendy's is their hangout now. No action in Brooklyn. Might have been the rain but it didn't slow things down at the Clix.

CB had plenty of LE on Fairhaven but only 1 SW. She down towards Church. Never saw her before. Brunette, 30, had a little weight on her, kinda cute. Too much rain to stop. Anyone know anything about her??


Larry!

Incognito
12-07-04, 17:14
Little Miss Muffin, needed some stuffin'
So she would not become heroin sick.
Along came a Wheezer, who tried hard to please her
But was unable to find his own dick!

:)
incognito

PS: I wish I had some news to report but I have been out of the loop for a while. Keep up the good work boys!

Muff Scout
12-07-04, 17:26
Mykonos Lover and Baltimonger,

You guys are fools. Not only that, but you are a sorry bunch of social misfits.

Imagine my shock when I found out both of you pay women for sex. You both need some serious help.

I cannot imagine why any self respecting man would do what you two do. To help me understand and possibly help you two, who I consider to be friends, I am going to go out tonight and find some strange women who will take my money in return for sexual favors. I will debase myself with her. I will allow her to commit all kinds of depravities on me, from sucking my cock to bending over and forcing me to put my dick in her pussy. Afterwards, I will come home and post a message on this forum describing my disgusting activities. I will even descibe where I found her, what she looks like, her personality, her sexual skill set and how much I paid her. Though I find all this extremely distasteful, I will do it in the hopes of helping my fellow mongers overcome their affliction.

I would appreciate it if all you mongers stayed home tonight, leaving the entire sw world in Baltimore to me tonight. I know you will do this to help ML and BM.

Safe hunting to me.

Muff Scout

Motorback
12-07-04, 18:09
We all need some serious help? Hell we're not the ones pretending to be sw's who are putting posts up in someone elses name. See this is what happens when you lick the bleachers clean after a Ravens Game. Social disfunction ! Wheezer, muffingate is coming to a quick death. Before it does and the gates close forever decide which side of the gate you want to be on..

MuffScout and Incognito brilliant work !

Mykonos Lover
12-07-04, 18:17
Wheezer,

Better to be a social misfit than a social disease.

Muff,

The streets are yours. I will gladly let you go out and commit some illegal acts. Including commiting the act (one close to my heart ) that is banned in most of the red states. I look forward to all the sordid details. Pics would be nice. :)

Baltimonger
12-07-04, 19:15
They know about me, Larry 56, Muff Scout, Robux, Globetrotter, etc. They can't always put a name with a face, but they know what we write. Heidi knows Larry comments about her "yuh" and his claim she isn't big on hygiene (I'd disagree; she seems to take care of herself). Diana knew who I was the very first time I picked her up. I just told her that I heard about her on a website. She immediately asked me if I was the Baltimonger guy. Do I go out of my way to tell them my board identity, or that I even post here? Never. Do they find out? Sometimes. Does it affect whether or not they get in with me? It hasn't happened yet.

I would apologize to Muffen, but I can't figure out what I'd be apologizing about. I've had 2 experiences with her. I wrote very differing opinions about each. Were my standards and expectations different from one time to the next? Maybe, maybe not. I don't think my standards are that high (Krispy Kreme girl, for example). I don't think I lied about her in any of this. Believe me, I know better. I made a little comment about Mandi once which was done jokingly, and believe me, she let me know about it (She sent the PM through this site from another's account. I verified it was her through certain info only she and I would know). Although she made a comment that I said something about her another time, but that post was not about her, but another SW from Brooklyn, and this was after she sat down in front of a computer for hours reading this stuff. Her and I have since become friends and occasional pen pals. We realized that we were not all that different from one another.

I originally posted this on 11-18-04:

Larry,
You've been with Jenn, but you think Muffin is better? That's saying a lot. Muffin might make my top 20 for the year, but I think I've been with better ones. Yuh!
Top 20. Think about that. I will have been with about 180-200 (give or take a few) SW's for the year when the ball falls at midnight, New years 2005. That was after my first time with her. The second time has put her firmly into the top 5. She went from the top 10% to the top 2%. Neither one of those I would consider bad, or insulting. Only one can be the best, and I'm still leaning toward Jen or Jennifer Ann (the latter had an advantage as to having never been a user of illicit substances). Neither of these 2 were around for long. Of course, if I add DR putas into the mix, it would drastically shake up the top 10. But, I won't do that.That's a totally different ballgame down there.

Loop Vet, Remember this:
"Fuck you Loop Vet, post this asshole.":D

Robux dressing up like a tranny in DC? I’m appalled. I used to dress in a nun’s outfit. Call it a habit.

Is it wrong for me to show my new GF these posts?

What do I care, I’m trying to get rid of her.

K.J. Baltimonger

Robux
12-07-04, 19:41
Muff, Incog,

Good work. Muff, you may need to get Incog out and get him laid.


To everyone except Wheezer that thinks this may apply to him,

Wheezer simply came to the defense of Muffin and got trounced for it. She was good to me and apparently good to Wheezer, too. He said she told him what she wanted to say to the board. Did this conversation actually occur? Good chance. If it did, did he get it right word for word? Probably not. If the conversation did occur, would she have said something like that? Yes. Did he get pissed off when others were trashing her? Yes. So did I. Wouldn't you get pissed off is somebody trashed your favorite girl, or one you had a good time with? Do people change over time? Specifically, do SW's change over time? Most get worse, but Muffin seems to get better. Go figure.

Have you ever gotten an attitude and vented it publicly? Have you ever dissed someone and regretted it, only to have it thrown up in your face at a later date? Have you ever come to a woman's defense? Now enough of this bullshit. Let's go get laid and post some field reports. But not tonight as it would interfere with Muff's mission of empathic mercy.


Wheezer,

I'm on your side on this one. Don't bother getting too defensive and don't pick fights you can't win. Seniority counts here (except for a few like Otto), so go get laid and post lots of field reports.

This is a YMMV game.

Robux

Robux
12-07-04, 20:14
Gentlemongers,

While awaiting Jackson's activation of the member thread creation feature, I want to compile a Balmer dictionary that I'll eventually post in a General Information thread.

So far I've got CCL, MongerMobile™, Block, Blockette, WWTMD,...and then my brain locks up.

Suggestions?

Robux

Baltimonger
12-07-04, 20:25
You mean Balmer, Merlin; Hon?

CBU-Curtis Bay Ugly
uber-waif
uber-hottie
Horse
W/W
PP/C
B/CB
Clix Loop

Actor
12-07-04, 22:55
Jockey AKA Jockette

On the pipe

I want you hoppin around harder than a "One legged Pigtown ***** on Payday" (From The Wire season 1)

Radio station changing crackhead

Summerteeth

Robux
12-07-04, 22:58
Jockey
Equestrian

Loop Vet
12-07-04, 23:16
I do remember, Baltimonger. I don't know why (actually, I do), but it's my worst nightmare. Not really. What?

I don't disagree with Wheezer for coming to Muffin's defense, I disagree with him givng her a voice on this forum. It sets a baaad precedent...

Incognito
12-07-04, 23:34
Nobux:

Good idea on the Balmer Dictionary. And you are correct, I do need to get laid.

incog

Robux
12-08-04, 01:50
Trifecta. How could I have forgotten that.

Larry 56
12-08-04, 08:35
Red headed Angie has returned. She looks like hell but I found her yesterday off Fairhaven. If she weighs 100 pounds, I'd be stunned. Must be on the pipe. The usual fine service for a Jackson. She says that our mutual friend, Shirley has passed away. HIV. Says that my neighborhood drug dealer is at the LE castle for a while. That is good news.

The other dealer who is noisy and a pain named Sparkey is on the run. Why can't LE find this clown? Tsk, tsk Nolan. It's a lot easier to hassle the SWs or us then to actually deal with a jerk like this.

Balti, Heidi actually reads this stuff? Hard to believe. Since she is yours I won't bring up the hygenine issue again. Or the visit to the Greek Isles. :)
At least she doesn't comment like Muffen.



Larry!

DocStrangelove
12-08-04, 11:29
Greetings to the Charm City players. Please forgive me for this off topic interruption in the current "Muffingate Saga".
I have noticed posts recently from the poster "Old Dog". This poster is not your old bud Old Dog 7540, and I wanted to clear up any confusion. (like anyone really cared) I am wondering how he managed the handle since I was obliged to fabricate some lame numeric suffix to get approval. Best wishes anyway, to the like labeled lurker.
And my finest regards also, to those of you who`s acquaintance I have enjoyed the pleasure of making.
Keep me posted the next time another BlockStroll is on the agenda.
I promise my next post will include some railing and glazing.

dog

Muff Scout
12-08-04, 11:46
You guys are not going to believe what happened last night.

I hit the loop around 9:30. The fog was so dense, you could barely see. The streets were deserted. Few cars, almost no people about. Thanks guys, for clearing the streets for me:)

I turn the corner on Eagle and see a shapely figure. As I drive by I see a cute sandy haired girl who gives me the look. I circle the block and as I come up behind her, see a really cute ass in jeans. I pull over and power down my window. She comes over and I say, "what your name". Her reply blew my mind, "Muffen". "Hop in", I said, and we head off to a notel.

We had a very enlightening discussion about human nature. Balti, no need to apologize. She is not that upset. She never was that upset. Will PM you with details. Robux, will PM you too. I believe there are some facts about this story that you might find interesting, and that might change your mind:)

Long story short, this girl is awesome. Nice massage followed by sweet bbbj. But the best part was the sex. Damm, this girl's pussy curled my toes. Not only was she tight, but she has incredible muscle control. I swear her pussy was clenching my dick as I pumped her. Sound effects were nice too.

What I especially liked was what happened after the sex. She didn't jump up and get dressed, but got a warm wash cloth and cleaned me up, then cuddled up with me for awhile. Lots of kissing and caressing while we had a nice post pop conversation.

Definite keeper. This girls ranks right up there with Jenn and Pam IMHO.

After dropping Muffen off, circled around to see who was about. The Wilkens area was pretty dead. Pigtown had a few chunky blondes and one cutie with a ponytail who I was going to pick up for seconds, but another monger beat me to her.

Drove up SCarey and saw a very cute brunette right near the bridge. Also saw a cute blonde who I picked up. Name was Christy. Big mistake. Girl never stopped talking. Bad bj follwed by ok sex. Gee, I hope no mongers post complaints about my review of her:)

Some very nice choices out there last night. Always nice when you can add another dependable girl to the stable.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Razors
12-08-04, 14:12
IDIOT???

Speak for yourself you fool.

You all need some serious help.

I realize my activity on the board has been very slight since July, but I wish to continue to reserve the term "fool" for myself. Please find some other deprecating term with which to insult others.

Suggestions: ass, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bore, buffoon, butt, chump, clod, clown, cretin, dimwit, dolt, donkey, dope, dork, dumb ox, dunce, dunderhead, dupe, easy mark, fair game, fall guy, fathead, goat, gomeral, gomeril, goose, halfwit, idiot, ignoramus, illiterate, imbecile, innocent, jackass, jerk, lamebrain, laughing stock, lightweight, loon, lunkhead, meathead, moron, nerd, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, oaf, omadawn, ownshook, pushover, sap, schlemiel, silly, simpleton, stooge, sucker, turkey, twerp, twit

Incognito
12-08-04, 17:14
We had a very enlightening discussion about human nature.

Muff Scout

I can just imagine how this conversation may have gone...

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MUFFIN: I consider the male to be considerably more predictable than the female in that the male possesses a significantly higher natural drive towards sexual intercourse. I predicate this statement on the theoretical evolutionary tendancy for the male to re-populate the species while promoting the strength of the gene pool. What are your thoughts, Scout?

SCOUT: Can we fuck now?
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You gotta love those "enlightening discussions" with SW's!

incognito

Muff Scout
12-08-04, 17:46
Actually Incog, it went something like this...

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MUFFEN: I think most of the johns out here, including Baltimonger, are ok, except for that limp dick cheap fuck asshole Incognito! What are your thoughts, Scout?

SCOUT: Can we fuck now?
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Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Incognito
12-08-04, 18:11
Good one! Actually I have not had the pleasure of showing her my limp dick... but I would love to! (If you would be so generous to share some B/C contact info I could possible resolve this issue).

If we keep going like this it will be the SW's evaluating the mongers rather than us evaluating them.

When they start paying us, I say they are more than welcome to use this forum!

incog

Mykonos Lover
12-08-04, 19:16
I think Incog has a great idea. We should suggest to Jackson he create a seperate thread on the B-more board for SW Feedback. It would be really helpful in weeding out the limp dicked cheap fuckers because they would be too ashamed to read the board. As for us well endowed overpaying fools (pardon to fishnets) I welcome the expected stellar feedback.

Who knows maybe we should all carry cards with our username on them to make sure the SW's know who they are writing about.

Camden
12-08-04, 21:23
I cruised W/W around noon. Lots of SW out mostly over by Carey & Washington. Lots of LE also, I must have passed a marked car 10 times in under an hour. I passed on a couple of decent SW right as I hit the loop (big mistake) and end up bailing due to LE.

Anyone know the blonde SW hangs around Carey & Wash, almost looks like Paris Hilton a little? She got scooped up right in front of me. I'm pretty sure I saw Peyton, I've seen her picture hear.

Rookie Monger
12-09-04, 01:31
Don't get to monger much but had the chance Wed night-headed to PP & first time cruising thur-saw this cute brunette on Eastern & PP-sitting on the bench at the bus stop-made 2 passes-made eye contact-pulled on the side-she got in. Did the cop thing-she said her name was "Lexi" 21 y.o wsa from Cockeysville. I never have seen her before-agreed on a price for bj-.25 We parked & proceed to let her do her deed. 5 minutes into it-this b*tch gives terrible bj so I asked if she wanted to do 1/2 & 1/2-she said .30 more so I had .24 & she agreed. When she stripped & I was about to enter the black hole-the Stench was horrific so my oscar fell back to sleep-I told her to just finish me off with a bj-she started & I was getting frustrated at her inablility to perform a decent bj so I took control of oscar-beforehand-when we on bj-she had said she would do bbbjtccim with swallow-well-when oscar was about to erupt-dumb ***** would even catch oscars batter-so I was really pissed at this pint so I told her to give me back the .24 since we never had 1/2 & /12-she said she would & when we got out from the back of my car-dumb b*tch took off-so ai circled around & saw her walking-I drove up to her & asked her for my $$ & she took off running so I got out & went after her-caught up with her & she began screaming GET AWAY FROM ME-SOMEONE HELP-HES TRYING TO TAKE MY MONEY-so at this point & let her go & proceed to get in my car when a neighbor came out-she told him I tried to take her money-I told him she was full of Sh*t & drove away-I am not sure what to make of this except I should have just left after she first ran but I guess it was the principle. Anyways-saw alot of LE tonight on CONKLING & BALTIMORE ST-one piggy was sitting at Duncan Donuts-This girl "LEXI" is areal cuty from afar-not bad lookinh in person but just be aware that she lacks some serious oral skills-& don't trust this b*itch for one minute-Be safe & Monger on Mongers!!

True Drew
12-09-04, 01:35
Forget Muffengate I think tonight must have been Muffen Mania! My little head led me to Monroe and Eagle at about 9:00 PM. You could have had a monger convention. I believe that after Scout's post many people (myself included) were hungry for Muffen. Needless to say I wasn't successful. Ihope that one of you guys was and enjoyed my missed meal.

I know that I'm going to get raked for this one...but is there such a creation as a SW that doesn't smoke cigs? That smell almost chokes me. If you ever come across one please let meknow. Thanks and to all a good night(morning).

Dr.Monger
12-09-04, 02:51
Chiming in here. All I have to say is you all have kept me greatly amused with your posts. Incog, your rhyme was superb! Also nice to see Old Dog 7540 chime in with a hello. Since I have been confining my scouting to PP/C, there is not much to report, but I do have some sightings to mention in a later post.

Happy Holidays to All,

Dr. Monger

And especially remembering the Trashman...I do miss his wit and wisdom...plus he was a blast to go a-blocking with!

More Baltimoreisms:

Tuition
Student
Lessons
Suspect

B Night
12-09-04, 03:01
Forget Muffengate I think tonight must have been Muffen Mania! My little head led me to Monroe and Eagle at about 9:00 PM. You could have had a monger convention. I believe that after Scout's post many people (myself included) were hungry for Muffen. Needless to say I wasn't successful. Ihope that one of you guys was and enjoyed my missed meal.

I know that I'm going to get raked for this one...but is there such a creation as a SW that doesn't smoke cigs? That smell almost chokes me. If you ever come across one please let meknow. Thanks and to all a good night(morning).Was out around the same time. Saw Muffin and Pam and opted for Pam, may go look for Muffen tomorrow AM. She saw me and recognized me probably wondering why I didn't stop.

Genre
12-09-04, 13:22
I think Incog has a great idea. We should suggest to Jackson he create a seperate thread on the B-more board for SW Feedback. It would be really helpful in weeding out the limp dicked cheap fuckers because they would be too ashamed to read the board. As for us well endowed overpaying fools (pardon to fishnets) I welcome the expected stellar feedback.

Who knows maybe we should all carry cards with our username on them to make sure the SW's know who they are writing about.It is my understanding that the upgrades to the BBS system were in part to allow Senior Members to start new threads. Go up to the "Baltimore" directory and "Create New Thread".

B Night
12-09-04, 14:23
I cruised W/W around noon. Lots of SW out mostly over by Carey & Washington. Lots of LE also, I must have passed a marked car 10 times in under an hour. I passed on a couple of decent SW right as I hit the loop (big mistake) and end up bailing due to LE.

Anyone know the blonde SW hangs around Carey & Wash, almost looks like Paris Hilton a little? She got scooped up right in front of me. I'm pretty sure I saw Peyton, I've seen her picture hear.Paris Hilton Look alike was probably Diamond I beleive.

Baltimonger
12-09-04, 16:48
Lots of LE about in B/CB & W/W. Saw Kelly (who I avoid) at Carey/Wash. She was pretty out of it. I wanted to get a pic while sitting at the light, but my digital cam's batteries were dead.:(

I passed by Heidi, who was heading back to her house. At Eagle & Monroe, I picked up Lindsey(about 21, brunette with red highlights, about 100lbs. soaking wet), who practically ordered me to stop for her. Had some sores on the outside of her nose from picking at it. Otherwise looked ok, and was very pleasant. Gave an excellent BBBJTC, one of the better ones I've had in a while. Gave her the standard fee plus an extra Abe for her fine handiwork. She was nice enough to thank me 4 times on the ride back. I would recommend, and will repeat.

Anyone know the blonde SW hangs around Carey & Wash, almost looks like Paris Hilton a little? She got scooped up right in front of me. I'm pretty sure I saw Peyton, I've seen her picture hear.
Sounds like Diamond to me.

Stay safe,
K.J. Baltimonger

Camden
12-09-04, 21:09
Baltimonger,

Thanks for putting a name to the face. Diamond definetly lives up to the hype I've read on this board. Much better looking then the average sw. I will keep trying for that! Hopefully lunch is a good time to find her. That usually is the only time I get to monger consistantly.

I was at W/W around noon also. Hardly any sw compared to Wed. LE was a pain again. LE seems worse at W/W then at PP/C, but PP/C also has less sw.

Camden

Camden
12-09-04, 21:50
B Night,

Thanks for the Diamond tip. I also have been on the lookout for Muffen. Since I read Muff Scout's post I have made it a priority to find her. I know the location to check, but can only guess on looks. I think she has sandy long hair, short, thin?

Camden

B Night
12-10-04, 02:39
Cruised through W/W thursday night between 8 and 9. First notice a Girl with a yellow umbrella, she smiles and looks to good to be true. Circle around and don't get another look from her. Then I see her on Monore and Eagle turn around to get her and a Strech Limo pulls up and she gets in and leaves her umbrella on the sidewalk. Limo parks a couple streets over where I guess they do the deed. Don't see her again, anybody know anything about her?

Couple minutes later pick up Muffen. Good time as usual.

Clix
12-10-04, 07:40
[QUOTE=Muff Scout]You guys are not going to believe what happened last night.

I hit the loop around 9:30. The fog was so dense, you could barely see. The streets were deserted. Few cars, almost no people about. Thanks guys, for clearing the streets for me:)

I turn the corner on Eagle and see a shapely figure. As I drive by I see a cute sandy haired girl who gives me the look. I circle the block and as I come up behind her, see a really cute ass in jeans. I pull over and power down my window. She comes over and I say, "what your name". Her reply blew my mind, "Muffen". "Hop in", I said, and we head off to a notel.

Muff Scout -
I had just dropped her off perhaps 30 minutes before you picked her up.
Just got a BBBJTCIM from her, so I hope you were not french kissing!
And yes, and Awesome BJ.
Good reporting on this one.
Later

Benchseats Rock
12-10-04, 08:42
Forgive my absence fellow mongers, I was in love for a while but now that I've been set free by a now single fetish porn star (sigh) I can announce my return to mongering. Of course my timing stinks, as usual, and by the time I get around to finding Muffen I will only be able to think of Clix, Muff and Baltimonger. The next gf won't get me off the streets so easily.
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I've heard a rumour that the street action in Hampden has been down if not dead and the good ass to be got is through a new pimp in the neighborhood. I don't buy this story yet, but I figure it is worth checking out.

Apparently his stable includes a reportedly non skank slightly chunky (maria?) sw with FS for 40 and DP for 70. Any sw who offers DP for 70 deserves a shot IMHO, if this works out I am going to go nuts with my camera and I'll finally be putting out for a notell.

If this really works out I coud be announcing the First Annual Christmas In Baltimore Trashman Memorial Gangbang. Now that I think of it, that may not be a bad idea all by itself.

I have been given names and phone numbers for the pimp and the sw, though I haven't called yet to make sure this isn't a scam/sting/hoax setup. I will call later this afternoon regardless and of course post anything of value should I discover it (not fucking likely, but who knows?)

Has anyone heard anything along these lines?

There are details being left out intentionally, duh, but PM me for them if you're curious.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Larry 56
12-10-04, 14:50
Forgive my absence fellow mongers, I was in love for a while but now that I've been set free by a now single fetish porn star (sigh) I can announce my return to mongering. Of course my timing stinks, as usual, and by the time I get around to finding Muffen I will only be able to think of Clix, Muff and Baltimonger. The next gf won't get me off the streets so easily.
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I've heard a rumour that the street action in Hampden has been down if not dead and the good ass to be got is through a new pimp in the neighborhood. I don't buy this story yet, but I figure it is worth checking out.

Apparently his stable includes a reportedly non skank slightly chunky (maria?) sw with FS for 40 and DP for 70. Any sw who offers DP for 70 deserves a shot IMHO, if this works out I am going to go nuts with my camera and I'll finally be putting out for a notell.

If this really works out I coud be announcing the First Annual Christmas In Baltimore Trashman Memorial Gangbang. Now that I think of it, that may not be a bad idea all by itself.

I have been given names and phone numbers for the pimp and the sw, though I haven't called yet to make sure this isn't a scam/sting/hoax setup. I will call later this afternoon regardless and of course post anything of value should I discover it (not fucking likely, but who knows?)

Has anyone heard anything along these lines?

There are details being left out intentionally, duh, but PM me for them if you're curious.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

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I kinda doubt this. Pimps in Baltimore? That's rare. I'm used to them in other cities but not here. I would be suspicious about that.

The thing about Baltimore is that SWs= drugs and drugs=immediate need for $$$. While there are no Ivy League SWs, I don't think such a relationship would last long. They need the high fast and turning $$ over to someone other than their dealer is hard to believe. My 2 cents here.


Larry!

Sandiegoman
12-10-04, 19:57
Headed out today for a little action.Cruised W/W, & Brooklyn. Nothing on 1st pass of W/W besides 3 skanks. Brooklyn had alot of possibilities but it was pooring down rain so they were all running for the hills.....Last try for the afternoon on Wilkens turned up Ruthie, 21 yrs old not too bad body. Unrushed bbbj and she had a great attitude. No contact info b/c she "is going into rehab soon so she wont be out that much longer" Said she is not out that often but if i find her again i would definitly repeat. Great Technique.

Baltimonger
12-10-04, 20:57
I saw something that made me cringe and laugh at the same time: A monger picks up a SW at Carey/Wash and immediately gets the lights from an LE cruiser. DIDN'T YOU SEE THE COP CAR PARKED BEHIND YOU BUDDY?

Nothing special out there tonight. Okay, Muffen was out, but acting odd. She kept running back and forth across Wilkens Ave. as though she was looking for someone. I passed, and instead picked up Tammy. Just woke up after a 2 day nap, and was very sick. At least she threw up outside and not on me. She's living with Ruthie, in Muffen's old place. Says Ruthie looks like crap from picking at herself with the needle.

Over in PP/C, someone drops off a WSW at E. Baltimore & Highland who makes the Krispy Kreme girl look small.

Rumor has it CCL Mandi will be back selling it on the corner real soon. She's sitting on some extra cash that should run out soon. I will definitely have to get a new Mongermobile, just to hide from her.

K.J. Baltimonger

Butt Ugly
12-10-04, 23:01
Hit the WW/C loop late this afternoon. All was quiet, not much moving including LE, guess the wet weather kept'em in. Was going to call it a scratch, then decided to do one more loop. Found a newbie near the bottom of Wilkens. Thin (not CCL), A cup said she was twenty Y/O. Said I was the third guy she had dated, just getting into the trade.

We found a spot, she gave minimum head and it wasn't that good. She said we could do anything else to make up for it. We started with me on top and then I tried the back door. She did say anything else so I thought what the hell. After several grunts she relaxed and I enjoyed it. Something different.

She was very clean, had good looks and dressed nice. I wonder how long it will be before the street pulls her down.

Rasta
12-11-04, 11:48
Went cruising on Thursday night in the rain. Got to Wilkens and Carey. Found Kelly. She gets in but is way too jittery, almost demanding that we go to her place. I never do this w/o getting to know her and the place before I put myself in that situation.

I tell her to get out and she asks for a tip for her time in the car. Unbelievable. Needless to say, I told her to get out.

She was back on the street asking cars to stop by yelling at them on the street. Not a good scene.

Kept cruising and found Jade who looked real good from afar. She gets in and has the whole set of equestrian trademarks, needle marks, bad teeth, etc.

She was obiously whacked out and kept on jumping around in the car. I couldn't get her to settle down. Told her to elave as well.

Unsuccessful, decided to go to AC and picked up a gem, probably a SW 8 on the scale named Lotion. A little more money but it was great service.

Next time back in Charm, I need to go to the other areas Clix, W/W and PP/C to see if I can find Muffen!

Not much LE was around

Safe hunting

Slag Runner
12-11-04, 12:32
I made the tour of the P/P area around 3:00PM on Thursday. I did not see anything really appealing and was considering just going to a club for a few drinks and to await the hours of darkness when I stumbled upon Tracey at the corner of E. Baltimore and S. Linwood.

It was just starting to rain and she had taken refuge in the tiny portico of the building on the South East corner of the intersection. She was wearing a black leather coat with leopard skin trim on the collar and matching leapord skin print gloves. She is 32 years old. In street clothes (including light leather coat) she gives the impressin of a slim to average build. She did not look like a SW based on her physical appearance but her hawkish monitoring of the passing traffic tipped off her intentions.

I went around the block and pulled in front of the building sheltering her. She jumped in the car instantly and we went to my downtown hotel engaged in pleasant coversation.

Decided on Half and Half for $40.00 with a tip promised for extended stay and good service. Once in the room, she declined a beer offer and stripped and went straight to bed. Tracey is blonde, average facial appearance and VERY thin. She has almost no breasts and what she has is made up mostly of nipple.

She was enthusiastic and went along with the program very willingly. She did anything I asked and threw in a few moves of her own. We f****d all over the bed after a very professional blow job that she continued until I made the move to have her get on top of me. She started the blow job sans condom, covered up for the main event and then removed the condom for me to come in her mouth.

Hung around to bullshit for about 20 minutes after we finished and I then took her home to an apartment on North Collington near Monument. She gave me digits and offered an all nighter on a future occasion. She was nice, good relief, but I can't say I would call her instead of trying an entirely new SW the next time I am in Charm City.

I did go for seconds later in the evening with less satisfactory results...Will post that experience next.

SR

Slag Runner
12-11-04, 13:38
I made the tour of the P/P area about 8:00PM on Thursday for the second time in about 5 hours. It was 50 degrees with a nasty, light, misty rain that impaired visibility BUT, kept most people off the street so it was pretty easy to pick out the girls who were working.

I picked up Cindy on Conkling at Lombard. I first saw her on E.Baltimore walking East towards Conkling. I went around the block a few times before I stopped for her. She looks decent in clothes. She was wearing jeans tucked into black leather boots that came half way to her knees, a black fake leather coat, with a scarf tucked into the neckline of the jacket that looked like Yassar Arafat's head dress. She is about 5' 6" tall.

She jumped in when I motioned to her. She has black hair, very curly, partly due to being wet despite her umbrella. She was wearing very heavy, dark eye makeup both over and under her eyes. She said she was born in Greece and moved here as a child. She looks the part. Decent looking but not beautiful.

While driving back to my hotel she was chatty but absurd in her stories. She told me that it was her birthday, but a sad one because her husband was killed 2 months ago in an auto accident. They were driving around the neighborhood and a semi hit them. She was not wearing a seat belt and was safely ejected through the windshield and into a stop sign. Her unfortunate, safety conscious husband wore his seat belt and was decapitated when the truck rolled over on the car. Sounds like a National Safety Council bulletin in the reverse.

She went on to say that her husband was just experiencing bad karma because two weeks before his death he got drunk and beat her while she was pregnant. She reveals, "He kicked me in the stomach and I fell down then he stomped the baby right out of me. I got to hold her for two minutes before she died in my arms." He was out on bail awaiting trial at the time of his unfortunate motor vehicle mishap. Meanwhile, the trucking company has offered $100,000 to settle her claims but her attorney is holding out for a bigger payday. She went on and on and on and on.

We get to the hotel, she dives on the beer and wolfs down one in an instant and opens a second. No problem. We agree on half and half for $40 as she is sucking down beer number 2. She partialy strips to disclose a stomach that looks like the handiwork of Dr. Frankenstein. Terrible fresh scarring with peaks and valleys to rival the Sierra Nevada's. She explains them away with a dismissive narration on her spleen removal post accident and of course the baby stomping. To add insult to the aftermath of injury, she is painfully thin with no breasts.

I get cold feet on the half and half, tell her to leave her blouse on and settle for a blow job that was better than expected. She was interupted once by a short phone call which she took. Her end of the conversations was a couple of grunts and a commitment to "Be there" in 30 minutes.

We finish, she asks me to buy her a white russian at the hotel bar as we are leaving. I complied and bought the drink but made her take it with her to consume in the car. As the bartender is making it she asks for the "biggest glass they have". He smiles and makes a giant freaking white russian for $15.00 (plus a tip). Am I a nice guy or what? She wants to sit in the hotel lounge and enjoy it but she ain't looking so good in that environment so we leave the bar with her gulping this punch bowl size drink after finishing off a total of 4 beers in the room.

When we get to my car in the garage, she asked me to drop her off at a friend's house on the West side of downtown. Following her directions we wind up on Hollins Street opposite Union Square. She points to a well kept row house on the East end of the block and I let her out after taking her digits (why hurt her feelings, I don't ever have to call her).

As I was pulling away she was knocking on the door and I see that only a few hundred feet away is the house where H.L. Mencken lived most of his life and did most of his writing. I suspect the old neighborhood has changed since he cashed in his chips.

SR

Baltimonger
12-11-04, 20:43
Went cruising on Thursday night in the rain. Got to Wilkens and Carey. Found Kelly. She gets in but is way too jittery, almost demanding that we go to her place. I never do this w/o getting to know her and the place before I put myself in that situation.
If it's the same Kelly I'm thinking of, looks cute with long brown hair and tan complexion, going to her place is a major waste of time anyhow, IMHO. This girl is totally screwed up on both pipe and Horse. Likes to pull out the pipe damned near anywhere, and gets real freaky geeky. IMHO, much better for picture taking than anything else. She ripped off one guy, and later got picked up by him again. He cut her from her shoulder to her elbow. The last time I was with her (jumped in without permission), she dropped all her shit in the floor of the M'mobile, and started b!tching at me to help her pick it up.

Cute and all, but not worth the pick up, IMHO. I will be trying for a pic or 2 of her to post here this week coming.

K.J. Baltimonger

Baltimonger
12-12-04, 17:55
I hooked up with Muffen again today. She was out with Rachel at Wilkens and Pulaski. Rachel was waving to me, which I couldn't understand why. I have never dated Rachel, and have always made it a point not to. Of course, I must have a reputation or something. I get back to where they are, and Muffen has moved into a better pick-up position, further up Pulaski, away from the corner. I took her out to the no-tel, a rarity for my cheap (er, I mean frugal) ass.

She's definitely getting thinner by the day, she claims to be 115 pounds (looks about 95-100), and some black guy dragged her through an alley a few nights ago, stealing her coat. She has a large abrasion on her right shoulder blade from it. Still a GFE though. She provided me with a terrific unrushed time. Great BBBJ w/beanbag licking, cowgirl, mish, doggie, more cowgirl, and finished up in mish. Her pussy was very tight this time, and she was phenomenal.

We laid there and talked a while. She said she got on the net last night to get her birth certificate sent to her, so she can finally get back into the methadone program. She said the last time she was in front of the judge, she argued that she needed more help than the gov't was willing to give, including mental health help, but the judge wouldn't allow it. You've just got to love our screwed up legal system.

I paid her 3 Jacks. Part of that was a tip for the last time I picked her up.

Robux,
I'm sorry I missed the round table last night. I was in bed at 10PM. Hopefully I'll get out to one of these eventually. I know; excuses, excuses, excuses.

K.J. Baltimonger

num1amplover
12-12-04, 18:47
Is this so called brothel across the street from a major shopping location and on the right hand side near a Jiffy Lube type place? back channel

Camden
12-12-04, 23:06
6:30 PP/C. Picked up Michelle on Baltimore & Montford. She is a regular at that spot. Cute face pretty eyes, shoulder length brunette, thin not CCL. I’ve seen her a million times, but this was the first time I picked her up. She took me to a great place for a cbj. She wanted the Jackson up front and when I gave it to her she asked for a tip. I don’t like when they ask for the tip, let alone up front. I gave her .25 jackson and said it better be good. She replied I’ve never had a complaint. She did the condom in the mouth trick. Very good cbj, some heavy breathing and moaning.

A few girls out on Conklin. Crazy Jen is back. A couple of other SW I’ve never seen. A fair amount of LE in the Conklin area.

Rasta
12-13-04, 00:58
Baltimonger,

I agree with you that this is the same Kelly. My instincts were right based on your description. Sometimes, you just have to trust those gut instincts.

On a sour note, I still have yet to find the infamous Muffen. I'll keep cruising and looking so that I can know what everyone is talking about.

Happy hunting!



If it's the same Kelly I'm thinking of, looks cute with long brown hair and tan complexion, going to her place is a major waste of time anyhow, IMHO. This girl is totally screwed up on both pipe and Horse. Likes to pull out the pipe damned near anywhere, and gets real freaky geeky. IMHO, much better for picture taking than anything else. She ripped off one guy, and later got picked up by him again. He cut her from her shoulder to her elbow. The last time I was with her (jumped in without permission), she dropped all her shit in the floor of the M'mobile, and started b!tching at me to help her pick it up.

Cute and all, but not worth the pick up, IMHO. I will be trying for a pic or 2 of her to post here this week coming.

K.J. Baltimonger

Smiling Fox
12-13-04, 03:33
how cool is that. inside nice and warm and cozy,,,,
no LE following you around the block,
no more, come as you are, eat in your car, a jack for a bj

Benchseats Rock
12-13-04, 06:02
This would be the first I've heard of anything like that in a while. I remember the brothel that was on top of the Savoy bar near Fell's Point, but that was years ago and has been long gone for a while now.

In other news, Larry was right about the pimp. It seems hat I had been mailed some faulty intel. Sorry everybody, I was hoping for some good times out of it. But in my defense, the email I got was detailed enough to seem legit, even if it wasn't. I will post it in a few minutes, at least you should get a laugh out of it.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Benchseats Rock
12-13-04, 06:06
This is an excerpt from the email I got from a trusted friend, fellow monger and alcoholic cohort of mine who lives in Hampden. Too bad that the numbers (removed) were no good and this is probably all false, oh well. Back to basics for me.

- BR

Email Starts Here:

I was walking to a friend's house after a party and we came across a guy sitting in a doorway. "You got a light?"
"Yeah, sure. Here you go."
"You guys cops?"
"No. Do we look like cops?"
"No. I guess not. ... I'm a pimp."
"What? You're a pimp and you're sitting here in this doorway bumming for a light?"
"I ain't bummin' for nothin' I just needed to talk to you guys 'cause you look like you need a lady tonight."
"There are no ladies around here. If you're a pimp, why don't you have any ladies?"
"I do. She's right over there, in that van with a customer."
I was impressed by his professionalism, calling them customers and everything as he pointed to a van parked across the street next to a park.
"The van doesn't look like it's 'a rockin''."
"She just started in there with him. She's real good. You guys want a chance at her? $40 each."
I declined. My friend decided to feign interest. I decided it was worth a shot as well.
"Forty bucks each? Like for both at the same time?"
"Yeah. Forty bucks each."
"No, no. I mean at the same time. Double pen?"
"Oh. You'd have to ask her about that one, man. I can't say nothin' about whether she'll do that or not."
"I've got the butt."
"No way. I want the butt. You always get the butt."
"I don't know if she'll even do it like that."
We chatted a little more waiting to see his hooker. He let me use his cell phone. I called my girlfriend and left a message, "I'm calling from a pimp's phone!" Then a girl came toward us from across the street. From the direction of the park. From the VAN.
"Is that her?"
"Yeah. That's my girl."
She was rather homely looking. She wore sweat pants and a sweat shirt. She was sort of chubby; not exactly the mental picture of a ***** I had at the time. The strangest thing was she smelled of fabric softener.
"These guys want to know if you'll take them at the same time. In both holes."
"You smell like dryer sheets."
"Both holes? Ok. Sure."
"Sweet! How much?"
"$70"
"Woah. Each?"
"No. Total."
"That's a deal, I thought it was $40 each."
"Yeah, but if I'm getting it over with at the same time it's cheaper."
"Cool. I've got the butt."
"No. He gets the butt." She said this pointing to me. "He looks like he knows what to do with it."
The pimp, Mark, and his *****, Brenda, got very excited. They thought they were going to make another $70 pretty quickly.
Then we left.
But Mark hurried after us. He grabbed me by the shoulder. "Hey, man. $70. That's a deal, and she said you can have the butt."
"I don't know. I just don't think so. It's kind of late."
"Well you should take my number just in case you change your mind."
Then Brenda followed suit.

John4044
12-13-04, 22:34
Went to PP at about 7pm. Nothing at all. Dead. Drove down Baltimore St. and over to Conkling. Saw a couple of skanks, but nothing worth picking up. After driving around for a little while, I went back to Conkling and crossed over Baltimore St. and to my left was April. Bingo!

April did not seem to remember me. It has been awhile since I've seen her. Early 20s, blond hair. Nice personality. April gave an awesome BBBJ last time which a remembered real well, so I decided to give her another try. We went to a great spot and did the deed for a Jackson.

April, as I mentioned, does a great BBBJ. I mean she really seems to enjoy it! She seemed to like hearing me tell her "good girl" and went crazy. I finally could not take anymore and blew a load into her eager little mouth. She took every drop.

April told me that business has been down since the weather got cold. I told her that it seems that the SWs have greatly decreased since the weather turned, and an increased LE presence. I gave her a Lincoln extra, and dropped her off.

Well worth it. Highly recommended.

Larry 56
12-14-04, 08:18
Just a few skank hanging on Conklin headed toward Rt. 40. Nothing to write home about. Even a few in the Park. Most of these SWs looked like hell.
No LE seen.


Larry!

John4044
12-14-04, 21:43
When trying to reach April at her house in the PP/Conkiling area, I was told that she does not live there anymore. Another SW, Carrie, answered and said that she could do the deed if I wanted. Carrie has brown, shoulder length hair. Anybody know anything about her? Please PM me if you do.

Carver
12-14-04, 23:45
L 56 & J 4044,

At least you get to see some, even if they are skanks. I have moved from the Baltimore area down to Northern VA, and we do good to see one a day out here. Boy I miss Baltimore!

Carver

Benchseats Rock
12-15-04, 09:35
Hampden daytime yesterday and the day before was dead, probably due to the cold or my bad timing. The only two sw I saw were both hard looking and worn out specimens with bad roots to boot.

Lately I have been hearing about sw sightings on 25th anywhere between Greenmount and Howard. I'm sure that this is coincidence/travel route and probably not a stroll for them as it is very busy, but who knows? I saw a sw at the Exxon on the corner, I had no idea if she was working or not. I would have liked to find out but was in a rush to get back to the office.

Thats all for me this morning - I am swamped and not likely to get out for another day or two.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Muff Scout
12-15-04, 19:14
Took a spin around the loop last night to see who was about.

Saw Rachel and Robin in their usual spots. Pigtown was dry. Was about to head out when I spotted Muffen:)

Had another great session with her. This girl worked me up so much, I think I sprayed two quarts of spunk juice into her.

After dropping Muffen off, stopped in Hampden for a beer. On the way home, saw a cute blonde on the Hampden stroll. Picked up Sara and got a nice BBBJTCIM while I fingered her pussy and ass.

Nice night:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Able2
12-15-04, 19:22
I had a coffee and Muffen for breakfast this morning. I had my coffee black. She had cream with hers! Another fine job by this young lady.

Able 2

John4044
12-15-04, 21:09
Hampden, Wednesday evening.

Lots of hotties, but unfortunately all of them were civilians. Too many tourists are coming to Hampden to see the Christmas lights. SWs are scarce, but I did not see any LE either. I wish that I had more time to head over to Conkling and P/P. I'll try again tomorrow.

John

Baltimonger
12-15-04, 23:11
Had a chance to run the loop tonight. LE was out looking for someone in Pigtown, around the Ostend St. & Carroll St. area. I picked up Sherry by US Gas. A real big bird; 6 foot, blond, about 34C chest, wide hips. Picks at her face.

We went to her house. Once there, I had to use the bathroom prior to the deed. I had to go through another bedroom, past what I thought was a pile of clothes on the floor, which began to talk to me in a familiar sweet voice: "Hey baby, how've you been?" I look down to see Diamond looking up at me with a smile. I small talked a little, and went back to my business.

Back in the bedroom with Sherry:the BBBJ was ok, not anything to write home about (Dear mom, I got a wonderful cock sucking last night from a Pigtown hooker, send money:)) I was having a little problem keeping good wood prior to entry. First, because of her revelation that she's just getting over her period, and doesn't think there'll be any blood; and second, the real object of my desire was in the next room, damn. Her pussy was ass tight to start off with, making entry even harder. Once I was in, and worked it a bit, she loosened up nicely and was getting soaked up as well. She had that strong seafood market odor which got on me as well. The kind that makes your dog run away after sniffing around you. I could only do mish with her, as she was taller than me by about 4 inches, with longer thighs. I wasn't in to it, and was barely able to finish. 2 Jacks to her, 1/2 for the room.

I was wrong. It is the house with the "6" and not the "4", where Diamond is staying for those who wanted to know. Either way, both of these houses have SW's, and are next door to one another. I know this sounds cryptic, but those who've PM'ed me know what I'm talking about, even if I don't. :rolleyes:

Stay warm,
K.J. Baltimonger

Batman62
12-16-04, 07:31
Teen day,

Found Sharon wsw thin 18, received decent bbbjtc for jackson, if I see her again I would repeat. The only thing about her is before we started she keeped asking how long I would take. I said time would depend on how good she was.

Jessica, repeat preformance from a couple of weeks ago. Wsw, 18 I recieved bbbj and split for jackson. On our way back, she fell asleep in the car while holding a lit Newport. She burned a hole in her pants. Notel is in our future.

Happy hunting,

Batman62

Batman62
12-16-04, 15:00
I only hunt in Brooklyn and Cutris bay, but as no visible sw were around I felt adventurous. I Drove to Wilkens, did the loop and Pigtown. Nothing really to write about, until I saw this cute brunette in a white coat on Wilkins. I pointed to here to walk away from Wilkens to a side street. As I returned to talk to her, she was talking to another person thru the passenger window. Right behind them was a patrol car and across the street a white van. Coincidence…I just left wondering what it would have been like with the cute brunette in the white coat.

Happy Hunting,

Batman62

John4044
12-16-04, 23:03
I broke one of the cardinal rules of mongering tonight.

Tonight, went to Conkling by the cemetary. As soon as I got there, about 7pm, a cute little brunette with a tight little body, probably about 19-21 years old, is standing on the corner. Waves to me, so I pull around to get a better look. Said her name was Sarah. She was cute, and had shoulder length brunette hair and a nice tight little ass. I should have said get in and proceeded onto what, no doubt, would've been an awesome BBBJ, or better yet, taken her to a notel for some tight pussy action, but since I had just arrived there I wanted to see who else was out. This, I discovered later was a very, very dumb move!

I drove around the area for awhile looking around for some other SWs. Went down Pulaski, Haven, over to PP. Dead. Nothing but a skank over by the park. After about 20-30 minutes of this, I went back to where Sarah was, hoping she was still there. Nope. A smarter monger than me grabbed her, no doubt, and was probably blowing his load in her little mouth at the time I arrived back there looking for her.

I stayed around looking for some more SW action and hopefully another chance with Sarah, and the place was absolutely dead! All of a sudden, at about 8pm (an hour after I found Sarah) the place is swarming with LE. No SWs, only LE. I found an unmarked LE pulling someone over, so I decided that it was too hot and left. I wanted to kick myself for not taking the opportunity when it arrived, and picked up Sarah when I had the chance.

OK, I made the mistake. Never again, though. No more driving around looking for the best SWs. From now on, I'm just going to pick up the first nice SW I see, even if it is right away, do the deed and get out of dodge. I learned my lesson the hard way tonight.

Does anybody know anything about Sarah? I have never seen her here before, but damn she was a hottie! Who was the lucky monger that got her tonight? Please share the experience. I wish I had an addy or some digits for this one. I hope to see her again.

Southpaw
12-17-04, 01:56
I'll be spending New Year's Eve at a hotel right near Inner Harbor. Any suggestions on where to find something decent to take back to the room?

Larry 56
12-17-04, 08:53
I pointed to here to walk away from Wilkens to a side street. As I returned to talk to her, she was talking to another person thru the passenger window. Right behind them was a patrol car and across the street a white van. Coincidence…I just left wondering what it would have been like with the cute brunette in the white coat.

No, sounds like ULE IMHO. Talking though a window is a dead giveaway.

Balti- Sherry was the 6 footer I was harrassed about many months ago. Some accused her of being a dude. The real winner was her jockey friend Ruby. A real sweetheart who I assume must have gotten clean.

And to the jacka*s who was on my tail on Haven St. Wednesday PM, I think you should bring MORE attention to yourself and that truck you drive. That spot on Baltimore St. is NOT a good place to drop off SWs. And stop tailgating!


Larry!

Paland
12-17-04, 11:22
Tuesday afternoon made a long time coming visit to the W/W area. As this was one of the first cold days didn't expect to see much. Whoah! More sw's out than I got fingers and toes on the Wilkens hoeroad. And Eagle street had 3 or 4 depending on which loop on the leeward side of the street out of the wind.

Frankly, I was impressed with the quality. Not being on first name basis with most of them I can't share their names with you fellow mongers. None the less, several of them got their opportunity to make Mr. Pennsyldick spit and sputter.

Damn, it's been to long. Need to get back into doing my part on helping Baltimore's economy.

All is well in PAland (even for a pennsyldick)

Sandiegoman
12-17-04, 12:02
Picked up Rachel off of Wilkens, body looked good in jeans if i must say. We went to a spot of her choice which was horrible. People around and everything. Her BBBJ was the worst I have ever had. I thought she was going to scrape the skin right off of it with her teeth. You would think for being out there so long she would know what she's doing but my god. I had to stop the session b/c it was so ridiculus. She tried to offer phone number but i told her to save it, there is no way in hell i would repeat. YMMV but i doubt it. I've had better BBBJ's from back in my highschool days from girls with NO experience.

M1951
12-17-04, 14:51
Hi Guys,

Has anyone heard or seemed a BSW named Destiny around the PP area. I pick her up awhile back. She gave me some digits but they don't work now. I would like to hook up withher again. If anyone has seemed her or has some digits to contact her. Please PM me.

Thanks

Able2
12-17-04, 16:06
I had a coffee and Muffen for breakfast on Wed. I had my coffee black. Muffen had cream with hers! Another fine job by this nice young lady.

Able2

Rasta
12-17-04, 20:22
Went crusing around Wilkens and Carey Thursday night about 10:30pm. Made a couple of loops and nothing, absolutely nothing. Now keep in mind that I have not made it to this area all that often, I frequently get lost both getting to this location and leaving.

Needless to say, I kept driving around and finally found this really cute girl on a side street off Wilkens. I make another loop to check out the scene and make sure there is no LE around. All looks clear.

She gets in. Name is Diamond!! Unbelievable score. She says she is normally a dancer on the block but that she overslept and misser her shift, my lucky day.

She took me to a nice hidden spot where I achieved total happiness. She was very paranoid about me being LE though, she did not mention any money until she had little Rasta in her mouth, then she knew I was cool.

Finished the deed and went to drop her off and there is a congregation of LE on Wilkens, so I drop her off a ways away.

On my home, on Baltimore St. I saw a uniformed police office standing on the corner. Never saw that before. No car around, just him looking and watching.

PP was on my way home, took a cruise didn't see anything.

Ended up at Haven where it intersects Baltimore st. (I think) The Haven House SC if anyone is familiar with that area. Anyway, saw an older tallish WSW on Haven walking towards the SC who smiled and waved at me. I kept driving and called it a night.

Diamond was a gem! She said no digits and that she is not out that often, unfortunately

Member #2891
12-17-04, 23:11
I am fed up enough with lack of product on WW loop that I'm ready to drive a little further to try Hampden. I've read some good reports, especially about some "hon's" who have their own places. But, I don't recall anyone mentioning a nearby notel. Are there any?

Baltimonger
12-18-04, 01:11
I had another wonderful session with our flavor-of-the-month. She had a slight head cold, but that didn't change anything about her. The ultimate total GFE experience. How many other SW's cuddle and kiss with you and tell you that you can take all the time you need to cum? I wonder if her BF knows she does this? 2 1/2 Jacks. Cheap at twice the price, IMHO.

Coming out of the motel lot, we picked up another SW who had jumped out of a car with 2 men and another woman, when she thought they were setting her up to rob her. Nothing that I would pick up otherwise though. We dropped her up on Wilkens near Desoto, and we were both glad to get rid of her.

Muffen got herself a real job. That's a step in the right direction. She says she is only getting picked up by those that she's been with before. She says the stings are real bad right now.

I have seen a cute brunette in a white coat several times lately. Twice on Wilkens, and once in Pigtown. I don't think she is LE, as she seems to be there for just a little while before she vanishes.

God, I cringe every time I read that someone was talking to a SW through the window. Stop that! There's plenty of time to talk once you've got them inside and are far from where you found them. stop that damned looping 15,000 times before you pick up too. Sheesh!

I'm considering starting a "Remedial Mongering" course.

Larry,
I can safely say that Sherry is all woman.

LE was insane out there tonight. About as bad as I've ever seen them on a Friday night. Muffen was only 1 of 3 SW's I saw in W/W and B/CB combined.

Member 2891,:confused:
What?????

K.J. Baltimonger

Smiling Fox
12-19-04, 01:19
did a little pass-a-are thru hamden,, streets where bustling with civilians, and kids, and locals. BUT ===== WARNING, BIG TALL BLACK COP ON FOOT PATROL,,,,,,,,,,,, on 36th st,
picked u[ nikki further up falls, nice, bbbjtc ,, nice,

ok,,now for a native and very astute to the neighborhood, i must feel really dumb to ask this question,,,,,, where exactly is pig town,,, like the streets,
you can back channel me to save my pride, or just go ahead and embarrass me and post here. i know i drive thru pig town all the time, just dont know it,,, lol.

SF

Clix
12-19-04, 12:58
where exactly is pig town,,, like i know i drive thru pig town all the time, just dont know it,,, lol.

SF

Washington Village/Pigtown is located in southwest Baltimore and is bordered by Martin Luther King, Jr. Blvd. on the east, Monroe Street on the west, Russell Street on the south, and the B&O Railroad on the north.

you knew all along, didnt you!

Clix
12-19-04, 13:14
Saturday night prowl (8:30 to 9:45) on the loop, including pigtown and areas west.
No marked LE in sight anywhere. Few ladies, well skank really, out, but it was a tad bit nippy.

Slim pickens on the street persuaded me to go to the house of Kelli and Mitzi, off the beaten path, in hopes that a honk of the horn and a yell would get one or both out to see me.
As I drove up to the house, I noted a reasonalby nice looking nice looking blackwoman, in her mid to late twenties, walking the back streets toward the house in question. I was interested, but could not tell if she was just a civilian or not. As I half heartedly honked my horn, she walked past the car without "the look". My instincts were correct though, as she got a maybe a hundred feet away, I pulled up and asked her is she needed a ride, to which she said yes.
Opened the door and said, you arent a cop are you.! Bingo, had a keeper.
Did the old feel each other crap, like that really is insurance, and asked her what was on the menu. She said everything, but then changed it when I asked about backdoor action.

Settled for a BBBJTCIM with spit. VERY GOOD JOB.
Nice nice tits. Easily FIRM REAL DDs on a very nice frame, not lean and not heavy, civilian size!
Not an avid drug user, but occasionally smokes dope or a little crack.
Said she normally is not out and restricts her movements when out to the backstreets so as to not draw LE attention. Said she recently split with her boyfriend of many years and was trying to make some money to buy nice gifts for her pre Tween kid.

I will see her again without question.

Backstreets are alive, even if main drags on the clix loop appear dead.

Happy mongering

Smiling Fox
12-19-04, 15:29
OMG,,, well ive been slopping in the mud for half my life,,,, and no one ever actually said where the dam town was. thanks,. i am so em bare assed.

actually, they made pig iron down there somewhere, hence the name, but, it still fits i guess, no offense to any locals, its a colorful historic area, used to house some good salt of the earth people, hard working, blue colar folks, working guys,, same for the east side too,,,, alot has change here in baltimore the 40-50 years,,, sometimes i get a chance to chat with an oldtimer from these areas, its heartbreaking listening to them,,, how they lost there jobs, RV's place down by the shore, boats, families. all they wanted to do was to have a place,a job, a good beer, watch the colts on tv, and get laid,
ok,, ill stop,,, sorry for the social historical comintary, thanks for the area definition.

cya all out there next week,,,
SF

Member #2891
12-19-04, 19:47
I'd always heard that in the early days, folks could grab a pig or two as they were being led down the sidewalk to slaughter. Free dinner just for opening the basement windows!

Member #2891
12-19-04, 19:52
Barely a week after finally menage-a-troising with sisters Staci and Chrissie, I run into Chrissie for a one-on-one. Further proof that she is a doll baby and an absolutely consistent performer, although with not quite the fab body of her sister. Both are always out and about, usually together, on Wilkens, in the vicinity of their Christian Street home.

Member #4105
12-19-04, 23:40
they made pig iron down there somewhere, hence the nameSFhttp://www.livebaltimore.com/history/pigtown.htm

Larry 56
12-20-04, 12:24
I thought it had something to do with the quality of SWs down there! ;)

Balti: I knew THAT about Sherry. It was someone else who questioned her gender. YUH!

X-mas time is good, my fellow mongers, for picking up new cummers. They are out trying to earn a few $$ for x-mas. Watch for them.


Larry!

Baltimonger
12-20-04, 19:34
From www.livebaltimore.com:
The name 'Pigtowne' originates from the 1800's when the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad released its cargo of pigs to run through Ostend and Cross streets enroute to slaughterhouses in South Baltimore and on Wilkens Avenue. Washington Village is the urban renewal name designated by the City of Baltimore. The community housed many of the railroad workers from the B&O and is currently home to the B&O Railroad Museum, as well as Mt. Clare Mansion in Carroll Park.

And I thought it had to do with the Krispy Kreme girl.

I had an aunt years ago who lived down there. Called her yo-yo because she would leave hubby and come right back all the time. Never knew what her actual name was. My mom would say "I'm going to Pigtown to see yo-yo". I always thought it was a slang term.

Now if we could find out the true meaning of "Greektown".

Speaking of Mobtown history: About 200 years ago the original "Block" was in Fells Point. A sailor could pay some fair lass to bend over the nearest hitching post and give her a good porking. That was then, this is now. Progress sucks.

They want to turn the APEX into a strip club. Some people are protesting against it. :confused:

Where is Yuh anyhow? Not like I'm really looking for her. Just like to keep tabs on them.

K.J. Baltimonger

P.S.: Muff Scout- Check your PM

Smiling Fox
12-21-04, 02:52
stand corrected,,, i always thought it was the pig iron, used on rr tracks in the old days.
but if its for the pigs runnin around the streets, i dont have a problem with that, thanks
got one of those pros visiting on wednesday, and i bumped into a pro in pikesville, whoaaa... i gotta meet her so i know who she is.

might make a loop on tues, if i break free, been too busy working and doing holidays. hey,, happy holidays to all,,,, can we do that here,,,,?

SF

Mykonos Lover
12-21-04, 12:15
Thought yesterday was the first day of spring instead of winter. Picked up Robin on Wilkens at the circle.

Nice older unit, blonde, MKOL, with pierced nipples. Tooke her to notel for a little relaxation.

Nice BBJ followed by covered cowgirl, then a little mish before BBJTCIM finale.

I have yet to find Muffen any of you regualr muffen stuffers PM with location and references.

KarlHungus
12-21-04, 17:50
Hey 1951,

Be ware of Destiny! She's a rip off artist, though she is cute. Black with firm tits and a firm body and great ass, no visible signs of drug abuse, although it wouldn't surprise me if she was because all these girls are feeding some kind of monkey. Destiny told me she works at the Block and sometimes gets a room at the Towson Sheraton where she takes clients by appointment. I've dated her a couple of times, decent bj each time except the last one, which was maybe a month ago.

The last time, and the last time I'll pick her up, she asked me if i could do her a favor and give her a ride to her sister's place before we got busy so she could give her sister back her keys. Um dum me, I figured we've dated a couple times and there's a little bit of a trust level there so ok. So I give her a ride across town, she dissapears into a house and never comes back out. I realize this isn't the worst scam, just a waste of my time, but still I'll never pick her up again. She's out at the park sometimes, I saw her most recently on Thursday night. Picked up Kathie instead. Kathie is a firm titted non drug user who I've dated on a number of occasions. Great cbj - nice, patient not in a hurry, not a rip off - I may just call her again sometime. Destiny has a better body but she's a sheister.

Karl

Baltimonger
12-21-04, 23:54
Tonight I picked up 2 SW's; total opposites of each other in age, looks, attitude, and service.

:)First was Denise in Pigtown. Older blond skank (about 40), with a worn face and body, on the pipe. Fairly decent ta-ta's though. I asked for some pics, and she agreed provided I give her an extra tip. Great attitude, no rush, and excellent BBBJTC. Let me pinch her nips while she went to town on Mr. Happy. Lots of good sound effects. Worth a repeat, IMHO.

:(Second was Jessica on Fairhaven. Young (19) reddish blond, pretty face, nice little bod, on the pipe. She gets in and first wants to go to Mickey D's. I'm hungry, so I agree. On the way, she grabs my newly acquired soda and proceeds to drink it down. After we get the food, she drinks a little bit of her drink and plays musical cups with me. Now I have no clue which one is mine. Who knows what is fermenting in her throat, so I'm not drinking either. She drops her fries in the floor, so she takes mine. Then she spills one of the 2 drinks in the floor, and then complains about the floor being wet. Fuck it. I whip out Mr. Happy and tell her it's time to get to work. She gives him about 5 licks, and asks if I'm about to cum. She stops and says she's done. WTF? By now, I've had enough of this little b!tch and I just want to get rid of her. I take her back where I found her and give her $15 to get out. It takes her an eternity to get her shoes and coat back on. She tried to take my work shirt with her as well. Needless to say, I will not repeat with this one.

Mykonos,
I have never actually picked up Robin, but we know each other quite well. I've gotten out and talked to her several times by her house. She seems as though she has more of an interest in me than just money. Who knows? Anyhow; one time she got picked up by some tough macho looking guy in a truck at the corner of Wilkens & Monroe. He took her down Cole St. Just 2 minutes later She is walking back up Cole St. to the corner. I asked her if the guy changed his mind. She said "no, he was just real quick". Sad, sad, sad.

Must have been one hot minute.

Poor Santa. He only comes once a year. He should try mongering.

K.J. Baltimonger



One of Pigtown's "finest". LOL:

Larry 56
12-22-04, 08:14
The last time, and the last time I'll pick her up, she asked me if i could do her a favor and give her a ride to her sister's place before we got busy so she could give her sister back her keys. Um dum me, I figured we've dated a couple times and there's a little bit of a trust level there so ok. So I give her a ride across town, she dissapears into a house and never comes back out. I realize this isn't the worst scam, just a waste of my time, but still I'll never pick her up again. Karl


The solution to that 'I have to go do something' is to demand that they leave theie coat in the vehichile while they RUN inside. That way they have an incentive to return.



Larry!

Muff Scout
12-22-04, 11:39
Cruised the loop last night and had a close encounter of the Muffen kind:)

Prior to picking up Muffen, picked up Ruthie, cute little blonde. However, she insisted on doing business on her turf, and I never agree to that on the first date, so she got thrown back. Way to much perfume on anyway. Must have been masking something.

Saw Heidi out there for the first time in awhile. She had her usual grumpy face on. Hey B'Monger, maybe we should call her Grumpy from now on:) Yuh!

Mykonos, I've been with Robin a few times. She gives a nice ride, very pleasant personality.

Spotted a couple of cuties in Pigtown, but they were picked up fast.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Robux
12-22-04, 12:26
Larry!

I agree with you, and still have accumulated a small collection of sweat pants, jackets and even purses.

Robux

Larry 56
12-22-04, 13:39
Muff:

If you were Heidi and had the year she had, you'd be grumpy too!

Merry x-mas and yuh to all mongers.

CB was hopping with LE this AM. Two skankettes found on Elmtree & Pennington which has become a usual hangout, I think. One I've seen before despite being bundled up. She has bug-out eyes and looks to be CCL. Couldn't see the other.

Jet
12-22-04, 14:31
Many have pm'ed requesting a Stripperella update, so here goes...

After the last no-show, I wasn't in any hurry to see Stripperella again. So she waits a coupla weeks then calls me up. She said I thought I was mad at her. Well, I was, and I wasn't. (What would really be the point of being mad at her? The only one upset would be me.) She wants to get together, says that she isn't making any money, her mom had a stroke, yada yada yada. (Strippers' lives are so filled with drama.) So I remind her of her last no-show and that she still owes me from the sleepover. She whines and makes excuses, as usual. I tell her I am not interested, so she says she will make it more interesting and get "freaky" for me. This piques my interest, so I say okay, whatcha got in mind? "Um, how about if I dress up like a schoolgirl for you?" Well, this isn't my number one fantasy but what the hay, I agree to pick her up after work. She says she wants to go somewhere instead of my favorite marine location, and I tell her that I don't wanna go up in the 'hood to her sister's house. She says it would be somewhere different. A change of venue would be nice, so I agree.

So I pick her up at closing time. She is drunk (sigh). She says, okay, the place IS my sister's house. We go around and around about this, as I don't want her carrying drugs in my car. I have never seen her with any but I don't trust her. She swears that she isn't going there to make a drug connection, so I finally agree to take her over there. Then she asks me if I have a baseball cap? "For what?" "Well, lately my mom thinks I am a lesbian and I wanna show my sister that I got a b/f." "So why do I need a baseball cap for that?" "To make you look younger." "You gotta be shitting me, no baseball cap is gonna make me look 25!" "Well, if you wore a baseball cap and looked down.." (I am laughing my ass off by this time, picturing myself in a baseball cap and jogging suit with Adidas tennis shoes and a Mercedes hood ornament around my neck, or whatever. My laughing of course ticked her off, for a moment anyway.) She finally gives up on this idea. I don't even OWN a baseball cap.

So I drop her at her sister's house and wait outside. She calls me on the cell and bluffs in front of her sister, saying that I said I was 33. Her sister comes out and invites me in, so I go in. Her sister goes, "yeah right, you are 33." I tell the sister that I never claimed to be 33, Stripperella just WANTS me to be 33. Her sister seemed totally cool about the whole thing, and actually seemed like a nice person. (It didn't hurt that she seemed to be totally cool about me banging her sister upstairs, which of course indicated that she is a druggie, but whatever.) She could tell little sis was drunk.

So we end up staying there and going upstairs. Stripperella takes FOREVER getting ready. She finally comes out dressed like a schoolgirl and puts on sort of a lame performance. But then she goes down on me and bangs me pretty hard after. It was kind of a turn-on banging her upstairs with the bedroom door open while her sister was downstairs. Also, since she was drunk she seemed to enjoy it more and came pretty hard. Afterwards, as I was leaving, she puts on a big performance of hugging and kissing me to "prove" to her sister that I was really her b/f, which I found hilarious. I left her there and split...

Overall, I was pretty happy with the evening, as much for the absurdity of the whole thing as anything. Definitely more fun and interesting than going to an AMP. Hold your flames please.

Baltimonger
12-22-04, 18:20
Prior to picking up Muffen, picked up Ruthie, cute little blonde. However, she insisted on doing business on her turf, and I never agree to that on the first date, so she got thrown back. Way to much perfume on anyway. Must have been masking something.
You threw back li'l Ruthie? You bastard! I've been looking for Ruthie for quite a while. She's a GFE. I just found out that she is roommates with Tammy W. up on Dover St. It's the same house Muffen used to be at.

I agree Heidi's had a tough year. Some of it is self inflicted. It's Christmas though. I wish Heidi and everyone else a Merry Christmas and hopes for a great new year.

Robux,
Take those clothes with you as you scope out the area around the Salvation Army store for SW's before making a drop off. I collected some from that Jessica last night.

K.J. Baltimonger

John in VA
12-22-04, 21:04
I was wondering does anyone know of any pregnant girls out in Baltimore I am getting ready to head up that way from DC.

Thanks

M1951
12-22-04, 21:43
Hey Guys,

Watch out for a bsw name Tina about 5'8" tall and has a 16 year daughter. She will ask for the money up front and after you are finished and getting dress watch her I caugth her stealing my money. She said she did not take it I check her coat and found it when I decided to check between her legs. She tried to put it in her ****. Watch out for her

Have fun be safe.

M1951

John4044
12-22-04, 22:18
Baltimonger,

Nice pics! Thanks for sharing. I ususally try to avoid 40ish skanks, but based on your report, I just may have to go looking for Denise.

Tonight, about 5:30pm, on Conkling & 40, saw a fairly decent looking brunette on the corner. Wasn't sure she was a SW so I came back around and she gave the look. I pulled up next to her. She asked if she could have a ride. I tell her hop in.

Says her name is Diane, and she is a new SW, trying to make extra $ for the holidays. As we drive away, we do the are you a cop thing. After that's over, she says 2 jacks for a CBJ and 3 jacks for BBBJ. What?? I told her that no way was I willing to part with 3 jacks, especially when other SWs were willing for 1 jack. I offered 1 jack for a BBBJ. She was not budging.

At this point, she starts to get angry. This is where I need one of those vehicles equipped with the skank-ejector seat! I pull over, told her get the fuck out. She asked for something for her time. This *****, at this point, is really ticking me off. I told her fine, and crumpled up an Abe and threw it out the passenger window. She got out to get it, and I split, leaving her there on the curb.

Diane is brunette, about mid-20s, shoulder length straight hair. Avoid this one, mongers!

Back to Baltimore and Conkling, and picked up Sarah. Nice, tight ass, brunette. Awesome! She is not only cute, but extremely friendly. A Jackson earned one of the best BBBJ I ever received from a SW. Total GFE. No digits, but I have now seen her off of Baltimore on Conkling two times in the past week, at about 6:00pm. Definitely try her out. She is one of the finer SWs out right now. I gave her an extra Hamilton. She deserved it.

Paland
12-23-04, 18:30
Just a short note wishing everyone Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas.

BTW, check out the Boston site, Jackson has some words/comments on an article in local paper. A good read.

Pennsyldick

All is well in PAland.

Baltimonger
12-24-04, 02:09
Tonight, I found Angel (real name Shannon) on Eagle near Monroe. Claims to be 20. Nice, chatty, short haired blond, with a pretty face. A coke shooter (no Horse though), and scrip anti-depressant user. She just got out of jail, so she had an extra 30 pounds added to her already generous body. She says she never gets thin like the Jockettes and Pipeheads do. She is up to 170 pounds. She said mine is the first dick she's had in her 4 months. Has nice ta-ta's that she loves to have sucked. I took her to the Exec for 1/2 & 1/2. Unlike the horse riders who aren't very sexually responsive, and the pipe users who try to rush; She really seems to enjoy it, doesn't rush, and gets extremely wet when getting porked. She likes men, but she also likes women too, so she's great for threesomes.

She said she was in the joint for burglary. The lawyer told her to fight it, because she would have won. She pleaded guilty, because she said it was time for her to go to jail anyhow, to recharge her batteries.

LE was a royal pain in the ass until about 10 PM. Angel said she had gotten in 2 cars earlier and jumped out. The first was ULE in a rental car who offered her $150 for a BJ. She said he came to a hard stop at a light, and his badge and cuffs came flying from under the seat. She jumped out, but not before telling him to rethink his strategy, because she knew he was a cop right after she first got in. The second was a guy who offered her $15 for 1/2 & 1/2, and without a condom. She jumped out of his car as well.

Angel is worth a repeat.

K.J. Baltimonger

Baltimonger
12-24-04, 21:29
I got one of those damned "Trifecta's" again this evening. 2 were repeat performances (Tammy, Diane) and one new one Beth, on Fairhaven. 23, brunette, says she used to dance at McDoogal's as 'Star'. Definitely has the body for it. Nice BBBJTC, but could've taken it deeper and used less hand. Comes up from Pasadena to earn $.

Diane was pretty much a "I'll pick her up even though I really don't want to" kind of deal. Still, nice BBBJTC for a Jackaroo.

Tammy was Tammy. Great service, better talk. I bought her a bunch of junk food as a Christmas present.

Heidi was out. She gave me a smile from under her hooded sweatshirt, then headed back home. I think she wanted me to follow.

Muffen's worthless BF is locked up. Yes Virginia (Maryland, Pennsylvania, and DC too) there is a Santa Claus.

A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night hunting.

K.J. Baltimonger

Batman62
12-25-04, 01:48
Picked up Jessica on Fairhaven, 18 wsw. Picked her up months back and remember fair service. The street must have ruined her attitude, she wanted tip for catching the bbbj. What the hec, I agreed. She started and as I was f*#*ing her mouth, she asked me to stop doing that. I'm a good sport, so i just let her do her business. As I am ready to unload she pulls away, but not quick enough. She starts gagging and choking. "I swallowed a lot of that"choke, choke,"Merry F*##ing Christmas to me". Well I am laughing my ass of on the inside and soon drop her off. As I am leaving CB, I saw a new sw, sandy blonde hair, looked about 20. I wish i had time, but the last minute shopping needed to be done.

HO, HO, HO

Batman62

Motorback
12-25-04, 07:13
Robux I'm sure you look great with all of your purses !! Happy Holidays one and all !

Muff Scout
12-25-04, 11:03
BMonger,

I happened to be out about the same time as you Thursday night and saw Angel. She is a cutie. Nice ass:) Didn't pick her up because I was on my way to see Pam. Will snatch Angel next time.

Also saw Heidi with the hood and got the same smile. I think the cold has just made her less picky:)

Hope all have a safe holday season.

Muff Scout

True Drew
12-26-04, 02:27
Went cruising on Sat. night. I ran the entire loop, CB, PP/Conkling and Hamden. Here's the scoop:

Loop: Lots of LE out until about 12. Spotted Sarah earlier near the circle. From a distance possibly one of the cutest (face) sw out. Brunette, clean skin and somewhat intelligent. I offered notel...she countered with John's or her place. First alert: she claimed that John's (sh*&hole-my addition) was much nicer than her place. Ok we go to John's. She takes a leak then I do. When I come back to the room I actually became sick. She had taken off her sweat bottoms to reveal the most CCL I have ever seen. BIC pens have more girth than her. Her hip bones protrude out. She didn't take off her top (I might have lost Christmas dinner if she had). I just couldn't go through. I apologized and left. I wanted to offer something for her time but she said just leave. I think that she had prepared a hit while I was taking a leak.
Brooklyn/CB: Basically dead
PP/Conkling: Very quiet except for a nice looking reddish head on Haven. Looked a little older than my tastes.
Hampden: quiet
I did go up resiterstown Road and spotted a cutelooking lady with some meat on her. I have seen her before and she must be a sw. She is always out late (after 12). She was scooped up by someone before I could loop around.
Oh well...Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all.

Muff Scout
12-26-04, 10:21
Hit the loop around 10 to see who was about and hit the double jackpot.

First picked up B'Monger's Angel. What a ride. Sweet ass, great personality, nice sound effects, and lubed up better than a Jiffy Lube. Love the meat on this girl. You can actually grab both ass cheeks and sink your fingers into them without feeling any bone. Loves having her tits sucked and licked. I almost lost it when she got on her hands and knees and pushed that ass in the air for some doggy while she yelled, "fuck me hard baby". She's a keeper.

Dropped her off and headed over to Pigtown. It looked like a sw convention. Saw B'Monger's big bird, along with another shorter blonde and a cute brunette. Then coming down the street, saw a "Paris Hilton" look alike. Oh yeah, Diamond! Never been with her before. Thank you St. Nick . Went to her place. She is a sweetheart. Very nice, relaxed, unrushed session for 2 and 1/2 jacks, including the room. She gave me a nice Christmas hug as I left and told me to come back anytime. Will take her up on that offer.

Some monger wrote a few weeks ago that the loop was dead. Dude, what are you talking about. There are so many more quality girls out there right now it is amazing. So much better than last winter.

Hope you all had a nice Christmas.

Safe hunting to all, and to all a good night.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger
12-26-04, 19:22
Just like I did back in July with my top 10 list, I am compiling my 20 favorite SW's of 2004 list. Some are great fucks, great BJ's, and some are just sweet and wonderful ladies.

I'd have to say that the past few weeks have definitely caused drastic changes to my personal list, especially the top 5. Muffen definitely is the sweetest thing I've had in a long time, and Angel with her turbocharged sex drive is an absolutely incredible fuck machine. Seeing her juices running down her thighs and onto the bed while fucking her doggie is something else. I wanted to see if Ruthie would make my list, but she got picked up right in front of me today.:( I've been with her before, but not in the last year. She might have changed for better or worse since before.

I did however, pick up Diamond. Unfortunately, she did lose a few points with me. One: for looking like a truck had run over her, and two: For demanding $40 for a BJ. I told her it was $20, or I was walking out the door. It's not that I'm trying to be cheap, it's just that there is a going rate out there. I could have easily picked up someone else who would have done the job as good for the same price without complaint. She told me she always charges $40, which is news to me. $10 for that incredible shithole bedroom she's got is even worse. She doesn't even have a bed. The BJ was good as always, but all this other stuff takes away from the experience. I should have taken her to John's.

Tammy W.'s BJ is as good as Diamond's, IMHO. She is good looking, but is not the GFE that Diamond can be, and Muffen always is. She does however show real love and other emotions when she is with me. She is like a sister to me, which makes it harder to enjoy the actual sex part.

Sometimes having one mind blowing experience with a SW, and never being with her again, is better than being with her several times, and having her eventually do something to fuck it up. Wanting you to take them to cop, them smoking or shooting their stuff, or demanding extra $ puts them on the shit list real quick (at least mine).

Others might have a lousy experience with a SW that I have a great experience with instead. So when I do put out my list, you might look at it and say "why did you put her so high?" Again, YMMV.

Hopefully, sometime on 1/1/2005, after I have recovered from my Muffen/Angel threesome, I will post my top 20 list here. I will try to hesitate to kiss them when the ball drops at midnight though. The last SW I kissed on the lips gave me strep throat.

K.J. Baltimonger

Camden
12-26-04, 20:19
I hit W/W around 11:30 this am. The sw convention Muff mentioned earilier had broken up. Pickings were slim and I cruised for well over an hour. I think I may have seen Muffen. Does she have long blonde hair, down to the middle of her back? Anyway whoever it was got picked up before I could circle around. Moved over to PP/C saw a few on PP Ave but they got picked up quick. The competition with other mongers has been brutal. Nothing at Conklin. Gave up went home.

3pm I went pack to PP/C and found CC (see see?) on Baltimore and East. 19 bsw, cute, clean, fairly good cbj for a jackson.

Member #2891
12-26-04, 23:00
Last weekend, I finally decided to go the extra mile to investigate Hampden. I invited "Lisa" (average) to answer a few questions about the lay of the land for a Five. She said "stop in anytime" at a particular address (actually more convenient for me being somewhat north of actual Hampden.

Today her landlord let me in and we spent sometime in her OK clean room, although she did complain about this and that. I was more interested in establishing a "relationship" with someone (or more) reasonably reliable I could drop in on during the day, than cruise during lunch.

Does anyone know Lisa, her cousin "Nikki?" or has perhaps had similar experiences which have proven to be acceptable over time?

Baltimonger
12-28-04, 22:04
I found a real cutie out on S. Carey under the tracks. Name: Heather. 22 y.o. blond equestrian, non-CCL, about B cup (says they used to be 34C before she started getting high), nice personality, absolutely delicious looking body, and very pretty face. It was hard to tell how well she looked until I got her out of all those heavy clothes. She was walking with a brunette cutie whom I wanted as well. Next time for that. Says she's been out there for 2 months. Notel was the option. She cuddled with me for about 10 minutes prior to her getting down to business. Gave a great BBBJ while under the covers of the bed. Not a spectacular fuck. She kept her eyes closed and made wincing expressions the whole time. She had a nice pussy though. She gave me her digits, and told me to call her anytime. I might just do that.

The streets are picking up out there,
K.J. Baltimonger

True Drew
12-29-04, 02:29
Was out on the loop tonight in search of Muffen or Angel. Found Pam, a 20 year old strawberry blond. Very cute face, nice body excepting that she had breats cancer and has a smaller right breast and some track marks. No sw smell. Very personable and sweet.Went to John. Nice BBBJWS. Thought about half and half but it was taking too long for 2nd pop. Has anyone else out there been with her?

Great White
12-29-04, 17:49
Well, I read the posts regularly (for about the last six months), but don't get on the streets too often enough to post. But did want to inform everyone that the AMP on Easterns Ave has gone down hill slowly over the past year and it won't get my bussiness anymore. It is a wait to get into sometimes, this last time they tried to charge me the one hour rate for a half hour because they were busy! On top of that, they don't do FS anymore? Maybe because she didn't see me before and will next time, but that is not going to happen. So, I think everyone should cross them off of the list if you haven't already. I will post when I find something of value.

Muff Scout
12-30-04, 11:36
Cruised the loop late last night and there was lots of action to be had.

Cute blonde and brunette working Wilkens and Pulaski. Spotted a very cute blonde on Eagle, but she got snatched up fast. Angel was also out.

Spotted a sweet looking long haired redhead on Ramsey. As I drove by, she looked at me and gave me the sexiest come hither look I've seen in awhile. She was about 5'6", with a very nice ass. I made a u-turn and came back, but she was gone. Circled around a few times, but didn't see her again. I've got to find this girl, she was hot looking.

Missed another cute blonde on Scarey when another monger picked her up. Diamond was out, as was big bird.

As I headed home, saw an old monger drop a girl off at the Burger King on Washington Boulevard. The girl steps out of his car and starts yakking right there. Damm, his spunk must have tasted nasty.

Nice weather over next two weeks should bring out more girls:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

skeetm
12-30-04, 11:53
Heading to the Washington DC/Baltimore area for a 24hr layover on January 11, before returning on my deployment. Looking for some fun in the area. Will be staying at the Comfort Inn near BWI. Looking for Spas in the area or Incalls. Like Asian MP’s and Independents. Please PM me or post here any ideas. I am familiar with the area but have been away for a while. Thanks in advance. Never tried the SW scene but sounds like a promising start, more bang for the buck. Thanks again and Happy New Year all

Camden
12-30-04, 14:48
Hit W/W at 10am. Pretty slow for the first 45 minutes. Nothing in Pigtown and just three wsw on Wilkins. Two of the three were not bad looking at all one had bleach blond hair, shoulder length, she was thin. The 2nd was redhead 5'6.

I kept circling, I figured it would pick up since it was pretty warm out. Then I saw the two sisters and decided I'd give one a try. I picked up Chrissy and went back to her place. Chrissy went right into my top 5 for bj's. She stroked my dick real lightly to get me hard and then gave me one of the best unrushed cbj's I've had. Played with the balls and lightly touched them with her finger nails. Gave her 1.25 jacksons for her effort.

Her sister had come back to the house while Chrissy was giving me a bj and when I left she was looking at me but didn't say anything? Anyone know how the sister is?

Member #4105
12-30-04, 19:56
Friday and Saturday is supposed to be 65F!! The warm weather should bring the ladies out in droves. Happy Hunting to all!

Clix
12-30-04, 20:20
went out on the loop last night between 9 and 10:30.
was coming down wilkens from the beltway and was in the wrong freaking lane. an extremely nice looking proportionally excellent dirty blonde, "classy" if you will, just past desoto was doing the "pointing the hand down" fort of hitchiking thing done in the city. doubled back fast but she was gone.

then, i was going down the "wilkens extension" (street past the new circle put in - not sure if it is wilkens there or not) and saw a cute little thing that i thought for sure was a civilian and perhaps ****. did the loop thing and happened by her again and realized she was likely working and of legal age.

circled round the block timed such that she walked right in front of my car - gave her the look, she gave back a timid one as she listened to her walkman, and i said yep, lets get her (cute). just then a jerk weed monger made the left onto the street, and gave her the look too - not to be outdone, i yelled to her just as he was rolling down his window and damn it, she thought it was him that said something....naturally she hopped into his car.....dickhead whoever you are and you know as we locked eyes as i was kind pissed.

anyway, cruised around for another 45 minutes or so seeing many likely candidates and many less than average no potential skanks.

so as i looped around, i saw a hot black chick past catherine doing that same hand/hitchiking thing and was most interested until i noted about 5 or 6 people who may have been with her. declined and on another loop the whole crowd was gone.

as i was about either hang it up or go with less than desirable, i saw that young looking little thang that dickhead had scooped up from me earlier.
i pulled over, gave her the "need a ride" question, to which she said, not really but got in anyway.

name is sara. claims to have shooten horse seven times in the past month and it was the first time she has ever done it. mother of two little ones. claims to be 20. maybe 4'10" tall and 90lbs wet and looks clean as whistle with nice bubble but and meat so not ccl whatsoever.

she had to go to her kids so bj was all that was available.
provided a fine bbbjtcim with spit. kept on going until every last drop was milked from my now limp long neck. freaking great.
claims that she only started working the street, very erratically about 5 months ago.
no anal, but will go to hotel for all else.
will i see her again, you bet.

the loop is alive and well.

Clix
12-30-04, 20:23
If you have a car and are short on money, the loop is a good place to try but it can be dry at times.
No excellent FS spas near BWI.
Best in Baltimore, accordign to others, is Moonlight.
Local rub and tugs like Lily's and Rainbow in Jessup are still "reasonable" if you like rub and tugs.

Block is always there, but it can cost unless you are quite savvy.

Hope this helps.

Clix

DrummerBoy
12-30-04, 21:29
Heading to the Washington DC/Baltimore area for a 24hr layover on January 11, before returning on my deployment. Looking for some fun in the area. Will be staying at the Comfort Inn near BWI. Looking for Spas in the area or Incalls. Like Asian MP’s and Independents. Please PM me or post here any ideas. I am familiar with the area but have been away for a while. Thanks in advance. Never tried the SW scene but sounds like a promising start, more bang for the buck. Thanks again and Happy New Year all
I agree with Clix at the lack of good FS spas in the BWI area. Moonlight is good but YMMV. If you can drive, Washington DC has a lot of excellent FS AMPS. Downtown Spa and Supra is written about the most. There are a few around Howard County(further south and west of Baltimore), but, you have to get known first. Otherwise as Clix said, there are some good "rub and tug" spas.

Good Luck and be safe

Mykonos Lover
12-30-04, 21:58
Interesting Article

BALDWIN, N.Y. - Two Long Island women who sold hot dogs and sodas from a truck were arrested on charges that their menu also featured sexual acts in exchange for money.



Catherina Scalia, 38, and Rose Skorge, 34, were arrested Wednesday afternoon after they "offered and agreed to engage in sexual conduct with others in return for a fee" at their hot dog stand, which was parked at Sunrise Highway and Rockwood Avenue, Nassau County police said in a news release.


Scalia offered to expose her breasts to an undercover officer who was buying a hot dog and Skorge offered him oral sex in exchange for money, Deputy Inspector Rick Capece, commanding officer of the Narcotics/Vice Squad, told Newsday for its Thursday editions. The women also gave the officer a card for a stripper business, Capece said.


Police started watching the truck more than a week ago after receiving a tip, he said.


Scalia and Skorge were charged with prostitution and were released on desk appearance tickets. They were scheduled to return to court on Jan. 10.


A message left at a telephone number listed for Scalia was not immediately returned. There was no listing for a Rose Skorge.

Mykonos Lover
12-30-04, 23:29
Hit the W/W loop this afternoon, saw lots of LE (even the eagle eye) and few SW's. However patience paid off in Pigtown.

Picked up Jennifer on Scarey and went to the notel. I had seen her once before sometime last winter. Definitely jockey CCL. Still had a good time for 2 Jacks, BBJ followed by some mish, concluding with a nice pounding from behind. Did not check on my fave but I think it's possible.

Really sweet girl, not real talkative, and a little dead in bed but overall satisfactory service.

Batman62
12-31-04, 01:05
Passed on two regular skanks on fairhaven. Picked up Shay on Patapsco in CB. Same as before bbbjtc for 1.25 jacksons and well worth it. I have no desire for fs, but would pick her up any time for a bbbj.

Going home I saw Jessica on Church Street. I had a good laugh about the christmas present I gave her.

Visited Fantasy, any intel on possible encounters would be greatly appreciated.

Happy Hunting,

Batman62

Max #01
12-31-04, 10:25
skeetm,

I agree with previous posters about the quality and level of service at DC AMPs versus Baltimore area ones. If you want to hit some of the DC AMPs (I never had an experience that didn't end in FS), there are commuter trains from BWI that take you to Union Station in DC. From there, you can hop the Metro and go anywhere in the District you want. 1.6 should leave you very happy. The total cost of the round trip train & Metro will be less than $25.

There are a couple of good agencies up near BWI that could do outcall to your hotel. They will run 2.5-3.0 generally

Please PM me if you want additional details.

Be safe,

Max

Baltimonger
12-31-04, 12:00
Dead, dead, dead. I spent about 3 hours with one of my regulars at her house, mainly talking. She said mongers were stopping just to ask her where everybody's at. Left out about 3 AM, and things were cooking again in Pigtown. Too tired, went home and crashed.

LE was out like crazy writing 'loitering with intent to solicit' citations. Even the MTA cops were in on it.

Looks like Muffen is rehabbing again. I wish the best for her.

There was a cute long haired redhead on the bench at Wilkens & Monroe. Not working though. Some monger pulled over and tried hard for her. She didn't budge.

Decent looking brunette was carrying grocery bags on Wilkens. I kept seeing her in different places up and down Wilkens for over an hour.

Angel moved from her place on Pulaski St. Supposedly now on Ramsay. She made $500 from a gangbang 2 nights ago.

:D I've got to use the John
I've been drinking since3:16
K.J. Baltimonger