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IndigoWalk
12-20-20, 19:21
Make sure to use a carrot on a stick.OK, you totally got me pondering this, but what kind of carrots (carats? I hope not) do you dangle from your stick?

Datsurman
12-21-20, 00:20
For new guys, never ever commit more than $70 unless you're sure a happy ending is included. Getting ripped of the door fee for a new AMP is par for the course. It happens sometimes. Even then. Once you realize a HE is not likely. You can abort and ask for your money back. But no way should you ever get taken for 300!


This post is a reminder for those who already know and a tip for newbies.

I ordered incall massage from seeing a photo of the therapist on an app. Real pretty girl and did some googling research. I texted her and traded texts. The therapist arrived on time, looked pretty in yoga attire.

The session was ok but and ending was not provided. Its not one of those where you have to see multiple times to get an ending. There is was and won't be any ending.

Overall the experience was nice, girl was friendly. No draping etc.

Here is the damage and the lesson. Never ever EVER pay close to 300 for a rub without ending! Do NOT do that. I know its more for incall but the Little WIMP took over and said give her a try. I should know better. No one is worth 300 without an ending. PM me if you want to see how she looks or want info. Nice girl, pretty (not super hot), good personality. The point of this post is do not pay so freaking much for 90 min. I have no clue how these type of therapists stay in business. Actually I do, by being attractive and waiting for some desperate guys. Comparing this experience to say, Audra's, I would take Audra's everytime! Its less expensive and provides all I am looking for. No could have visited twice and still paid less than incall.

I want my money back! Could have spent it donating to a worthy cause other than TheWimp!

What a waste!

Happy Holidays My Friends!!

Zeuss
12-21-20, 21:12
Anyone been to any of the places on Shermer. Been away from there for awhile and since I've been going back I've been getting legit massages. Great ones but I like the teasing and endings I've been used to in NB.I've been to 5, 6 & 7 the last couple of months and been taken care of by each, didn't go to the 0110 place, but the other one who shares space. Never had any luck with 0110 and the boss is a nutcase psycho. Not much on the way of eye candy down there though.

Coachvan
12-22-20, 12:22
I've visited Norwood twice in the last two weeks. I don't understand the obsession with this place, but to each their own. I've seen both Nancy and Crystal. IMHO when comparing the two: Looks: Crystal Massage: Crystal Personality: Crystal Boobs: Crystal Pricing on L1: Crystal. I do not believe anything more than L1 is on the table and Nancy tried to get more that what it is worth. Crystal was $.60. House fee is $60 for an hour. I'm at the point though for $1.20 I can get more services elsewhere. I'm really looking for an independent therapist that works out of her own place since mine moved to Orland Park 6 months ago. PM please.

EdCarbone
12-23-20, 13:27
Anyone ever try or see this one?

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/therapeutic-massage-chicago-clarendon-hills-3?select=qnz2eeTjiRbDH-kKPdzwpw

PM me if you prefer.

TheWimp
12-23-20, 17:47
Anyone ever try or see this one?

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/therapeutic-massage-chicago-clarendon-hills-3?select=qnz2eeTjiRbDH-kKPdzwpw

PM me if you prefer.I tried last year and was legit.

Dbiz01
12-25-20, 03:00
I've visited Norwood twice in the last two weeks. I don't understand the obsession with this place, but to each their own. I've seen both Nancy and Crystal. IMHO when comparing the two: Looks: Crystal Massage: Crystal Personality: Crystal Boobs: Crystal Pricing on L1: Crystal. I do not believe anything more than L1 is on the table and Nancy tried to get more that what it is worth. Crystal was $.60. House fee is $60 for an hour. I'm at the point though for $1.20 I can get more services elsewhere. I'm really looking for an independent therapist that works out of her own place since mine moved to Orland Park 6 months ago. PM please.Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.

Sam Spade
12-25-20, 14:43
From at least the mid 90's to the mid 2000's, Russian, Ukrainian and Polish MTs with at least L1 were all over Chicagoland. And I rarely paid more for them than I did for an Asian MT. Besides that they usually had bigger boobs that most were happy to put to good use. Up until about 2010 there were at least 3 EMPs I could go to in the Northern burbs alone, and in the city at least a dozen. That plus all the independents that advertises on BP and Craigs. As other have pointed out, since then they've either gone away or caught GPS. So yeah, it's an obsession with what used to be.


Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.

TheWimp
12-25-20, 18:41
Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.For AMPs, I keep getting older and the therapists remain the same age "50+". AMPs provide zero challenge. Every AMP provides standard finish and more. Every AMP tip is for standard finish only is the same, they ask for 50 and settle for 40. Also, the session can be rushed as more mongers stop in to have a session. AMP use to be fun but now any AMP, you could be minutes away from being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

For Euros- the rate for 90 min is same at 110. The therapists also prefer 40-60 for standard finish. Although, the ones that I visit do not negotiate services during the session. That is a positive because its a safer route for me. The therapists are also prettier than AMP therapists. The Euros are newer to this biz and cautious. There is always a chance you walk away with nothing but a good massage by pretty Euro.

The post that I wrote where I spent close to 300 was my fault. I should have known better but I decided to take a chance. The rate actually started at 160 total (tip included) for outcall. But then I asked for another type of massage that I noticed on the website. The specific massage was 275 all in. That was a ridiculous rate for 90 min and I know better. I would never pay that much again for a rub. Its ridiculous.

Actually there is only one that I would pay that amount, Dyana. Downtown location but stopped doing the finish for me. She is beautiful and provided the best experience that I ever had from a Euro. She runs a legit biz, probably only does for her best clients. No Euro that I've seen can compare to the experiences I had with her.

From my experiences, I do tip high. I have the means to do so and don't subscribe to "set tip rates". I'm in this hobby for myself and pay what I can afford. Some Euros are really nice and I've seen outside of spas for normal activities like lunch, others are cold and its just a business for them.

Tifoil
12-28-20, 16:03
Any info on her?

https://chicago.rubratings.com/142044

DLover64
12-29-20, 16:22
Respectfully, I don't see the obsession with the EMP. Mongers are really overpaying to end up with a nude L1, and pay, in some instances, $300 for it. I guess to each his own. But that type of cash at a MP?

That's a lot of cash for your girl.The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

Truthfu11
12-29-20, 20:18
The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.Isn't Anna the same as Natalya? She was Anna at Power of Touch 4-5 years back.

Coachvan
12-30-20, 14:30
The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.I agree with you, problem is all I have seen there are two Latina girls, one somewhat attractive, one not, and neither go past L1. I used to visit power of touch. Wonder what happened to that Anna.

AngelBravo
12-30-20, 15:10
The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.

TheWimp
12-31-20, 13:03
Anyone have any info on this Nataliya. Thanks.PM me if you would like info. I have written about her in previous posts. She is average looking but for the money provides a perfect experience. She is a very nice person so will only provide info via PM.

Pupsnu
01-04-21, 13:15
Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.

TheWimp
01-04-21, 20:30
Happy 2021! I've looked and haven't seen recent reports. Are there any decent places or independents in Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove area? Thanks.Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.

DLover64
01-04-21, 20:38
Isn't Anna the same as Natalya? She was Anna at Power of Touch 4-5 years back.Good question. Nataliya was Anna. When she came here she decided to go by that name since Anna drew too many people thinking it was the legend Anna. The legend Anna ended up in some psychiatric hospital for a while then no one knows.

KiwiEater48
01-05-21, 14:56
Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.Also Refresh. See the Arlington Heights / Buffalo Grove thread for more details. It's under Illinois / other areas.

ZzTopSterZz
01-05-21, 15:00
Luxury European Body. See Irina.

Only works some days in week so need to book in advance.The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.

JamesTChicago
01-05-21, 15:46
Any intel on this place? Location rates? Which girls to see? Thanks everyone. Pms are fine. Will report back.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/204399

ZzTopSterZz
01-05-21, 18:47
The Lux website has no identifying info. Is that the same gal who was Inga at Creative and then Irina at Maria's? Early 20's, ok face and body but not a model. Apparently dabbled in L2/ L3 service but reports were inconsistent and the $ was getting out of line with the service. I swear we need to give these ladies I'd codes if they insist on recycling the same 4-5 names everywhere they work.Ok, I heard the answer to my question is "no". The two therapists at Lux are mid-40's. Thanks guys.

TheWimp
01-05-21, 23:57
This post is for new mongers who are interested in massage. I've received some PMs asking for protocol etc. If you text the therapist, be professional. Don't ask a lot of questions. Keep the text simple and short such as: "hello my name is TheWimp, I would like to book a one hour appt with you on Friday at 9 am, are you available?" Then, wait for a response. They may ask where you saw their ad or how you received their cell phone. If they ask what type of massage, if you are looking for relaxation (aka standard ending) mention light touch. Any non legit therapist knows what light touch means. However, any legit massage therapist might understand this to mean "swedish".

Once you book appointment, arrive on time, arrive clean be friendly. It helps of you ask to use the restroom before the session. The therapist should walk you to the room, they may tell you to undress to your comfort level and confirm the time of session. If you undress fully and go under the sheets, make sure the sheet is loose and pulled down so some of your ass is exposed. If its a legit therapist, she will pull the sheet up tightly and drape you. If that happens, forget about getting standard ending and just enjoy the legit massage. If the therapist leaves the sheet where you left it, its a great sign for more to come. As you gain experience in this hobby, you will eventually not use a sheet and when the therapist walks in, she won't care that your completely nude and uncovered. Remember, there is not one legit therapist that will perform a massage on you without proper draping.

I'm going to fast forward. The massage begins with you on stomach. They massage back, then they may move to legs. When they massage your thighs, feel how high they get on your thigh. The higher, the better! Make sure you spread legs a bit. This is a informal sign that you would like their hands higher. You can even raise up a bit (but that is more for an experienced monger). As the massage continues, they will have you turn over. Be hard! A legit therapist will take the sheet up to her eyes and not look at you turn over. A non legit therapist will ask you to turn over and not care of you are exposed. If you see this, bingo, you are making progress to a standard ending.

The therapist will continue the massage, fret, legs, thighs. Experience mongers will place their hand on her ass as she gets closer to your stomach. A non legit therapist will welcome this. A legit therapist will either move your hand back under sheets, or tell you she will end the session. Be polite and respect their decisions. If she allows you to touch her ass, then the session will end as diy or standard ending.

There is no need to ask for a menu. There is no need to discuss tips. Let them initiate the conversation. From my experience, the euros I've seen do not quote prices ahead of time. They know that I will tip accordingly (40-60 bucks). My tip depends on how I feel. If I am working for more, I tip more so the next time I see the Euro, I get more. This all depends on how much you want to spend. I'm in this hobby for myself. I don't care about standard tips etc. But the majority of my visits I tip 50 bucks.

Everything I wrote above is from my experience. Everyone on this site may differ. However, the basic details above get my needs met 90% of the time with Euros. AMPs is a complete joke as the odds of success are 100% for any normal man. There is more to this hobby but like you reading this, I'm bored. Again, this post is meant for the Euro rookies interested in a standard finish.

Datsurman
01-06-21, 14:52
I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.


This post is for new mongers who are interested in massage. I've received some PMs asking for protocol etc. If you text the therapist, be professional. Don't ask a lot of questions. Keep the text simple and short such as: "hello my name is TheWimp, I would like to book a one hour appt with you on Friday at 9 am, are you available?" Then, wait for a response. They may ask where you saw their ad or how you received their cell phone. If they ask what type of massage, if you are looking for relaxation (aka standard ending) mention light touch. Any non legit therapist knows what light touch means. However, any legit massage therapist might understand this to mean "swedish".

Once you book appointment, arrive on time, arrive clean be friendly. It helps of you ask to use the restroom before the session. The therapist should walk you to the room, they may tell you to undress to your comfort level and confirm the time of session. If you undress fully and go under the sheets, make sure the sheet is loose and pulled down so some of your ass is exposed. If its a legit therapist, she will pull the sheet up tightly and drape you. If that happens, forget about getting standard ending and just enjoy the legit massage. If the therapist leaves the sheet where you left it, its a great sign for more to come. As you gain experience in this hobby, you will eventually not use a sheet and when the therapist walks in, she won't care that your completely nude and uncovered. Remember, there is not one legit therapist that will perform a massage on you without proper draping.

ItsHowdyDoody
01-07-21, 11:26
I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.Treat it like you would a date also, shower, shave, etc. Euros, while some may come in this section and ask "what's the big deal, so what, Asians are cheaper, etc." there is a reason they want a Euro, and that this section exists. They are prettier, imo, and also, selective. Not every monger is going to get the same service as the other in Euroville. They do choose a bit, so they are not for everyone.

ZzTopSterZz
01-07-21, 15:09
I'm only going to add one point about the draping. Do yourself a favor and forget about it.

You're paying for the massage, yet the therapist is telling you to wear a towel or blanket because it makes *them* feel comfortable? Let that sink in for a moment.

If the therapist requires you to drape, walk! This one rule will save you a lot of time and money. Don't be simp-ish and apologetic about it either. Be nice. No hard feelings. But be firm. It's very simple. It's your money! If the MT is giving out free massages, then yeah she tells you how the massage is going to be and you can take it or leave it. But if you are paying and the service is not done on your terms then take your money elsewhere! As TheWimp said, if the therapist is okay with no drape, your odds of getting an HE goes up to about 98%.For newbies, Datsurman makes a fair point for walk-ins but not for advance appointments. I have two legit therapists in my rotation and it totally sucks for them if someone books an hour and ghosts. That's time and money they'll never get back through no fault of thier own. Almost all legit therapists require drapes, so walking out of a legit therapist's office because you want to go drapeless is like ordering dinner at a Chinese restaurant and running out before your food arrives because you suddenly decide to get pizza. If you roll the dice and book an advance appointment with a provider you don't know (RTFF to avoid this problem in the first place) then you should just TOFFT, enjoy the massage, and report back. Guys can usually tell you if a 2nd visit will be productive or not. Thanks to Uncle LEO it doesn't always help to ask in advance because even monger-friendly Euro therapists will generally say drapes are required to avoid suspicion. But if you really want to save time and moneythen make the call, explain your draping preferences and go from there.

Call Me Slappy
01-08-21, 11:28
Not every monger is going to get the same service as the other in Euroville. They do choose a bit, so they are not for everyone.This right here. You will see reports of mongers who struck out with a certain MT while others got their pipes cleaned.

And don't be surprised if it takes 2-3 sessions before any fun is had. Like others said, show up showered, be polite, don't assume.

Walker333
01-08-21, 14:40
Although I agree with everything that has been said below, IMHO, euro prices are higher then asians because there are hundreds AMP per one EMP. Slightly similar to Chinese vs French, for instance, restaurants.

Sam Spade
01-08-21, 22:34
You may recall about 12,14 years ago in the northern burbs there were options. First there was Yuri. You would call his number, and he would arrange a massage for you at some little office location, usually around Northfield. I met Jenni (long retired) there, who on my first visit gave me 4 topless handies. Yes, I was surprised I could do that too. Then there was Vera, who had a nice stable of girls working out of the back of a little grocery store. There were others as well. But one by one they disappeared. The great thing about these places was that they knew me. So if I called to schedule and was told there was a new girl who would do the massage, I would just ask to be sure she new I was a repeat customer. "Of course Sam, I'll tell her you are good customer too!" After that the rest was icing on the cake.

The other option was the offices in Northbrook. I would get in good with one MT. I'd call and ask and here she was not available but the new girl would take me. And no matter how many times I tried the Repeat Customer trick, I'd still have to go through the same old song and dance routine, and sometimes come away skunked. Really, really frustrating. There was one in Northbrook called (Maria, a tall blonde who spoke perfect English but insisted she was a Polish immigrant. We hit it off great and I thought it was settled, but my attempts to close the deal failed. Then I see her a year later at the old Bronx location, and I mention that I knew her and where she worked before and the discussion we had, and still came away skunked again.

Yes, I get their being cautious. But the point of having someone manage the phones is that they are supposed to smooth out these Getting To Know You, troubles.

And that is why I like the FS Korean places that keep a mamasan on for long stretches. As long as she knew me, the rest was easy.

Big Waffle
01-09-21, 19:06
Do you guys think the Euro scene will rebound in the future? Maybe after covid is a thing of the past? Or has the culture simply changed to the point where the Euro girls don't want this line of work anymore around here? Maybe with the internet now all the young Euro girls just make an onlyfans page. Easier and safer money for them.

Also any of you ever monger in Europe? Might as well go straight to the source if you have the time and money.

SirWilliam
01-09-21, 19:30
Do you guys think the Euro scene will rebound in the future? Maybe after covid is a thing of the past? Or has the culture simply changed to the point where the Euro girls don't want this line of work anymore around here? Maybe with the internet now all the young Euro girls just make an onlyfans page. Easier and safer money for them.

Also any of you ever monger in Europe? Might as well go straight to the source if you have the time and money.I've done some mongering in Europe. Honestly it's not much different and no really easier to find a quality experience. I've been to a few brothels in Germany, a few different kinds of places in Amsterdam.

Even in Amsterdam things like the window girls are gradually going away, I presume the women that were working there are working more out of apartments. Also in Europe even with a WSW it's more likely you may run into the same kind of language barrier you often do at an AMP, in fact it's even a little worse because an asian woman working in the USA Who knows just a little english practices it every day, while a German SW might well speak only German and pretty much never run into English so they don't know even the most basic words.

Not that it's not worth trying or fun to do for a change, it's just not really easier at all.

As to the first question, I don't think most women can realistically replace in-person income with OnlyFans income. There are so many women on OF and guys get bored so easily, I have to think it would be a ton of work to build up and maintain a reliable client base.

SGlider
01-09-21, 20:59
Do you guys think the Euro scene will rebound in the future? Maybe after covid is a thing of the past? Or has the culture simply changed to the point where the Euro girls don't want this line of work anymore around here? Maybe with the internet now all the young Euro girls just make an onlyfans page. Easier and safer money for them.

Also any of you ever monger in Europe? Might as well go straight to the source if you have the time and money.Spent some time in Edinburgh, Scotland a few years ago. Couple of massage spas in their historic downtown area where FS could be had. If I remember correctly, the one I visited had a 100 pound door fee ($130 ish US) for an hour, and I ended up tipping my girl another $100 pounds. All the girls working those spas are from elsewhere in Europe. I drew a hot brunette Greek girl, probably the hottest girls I've ever been with ever. The other girls in the lineup were all probably Russian or Polish girls. I'd go back just to see if this same one is still there. Plus some of the best Scotch I've ever had too, but I digress.

Anyways, that's just one experience from a few years ago. I'm sure things can change and it's probably different in other parts of Europe as well.

Datsurman
01-10-21, 13:19
It's a thousand times easier to have a quality experience in Europe.

When someone mentions "brothels" in the US an image comes to mind of an apartment with 2 or 3 average looking ****** sitting around. Put that image out of your mind. Some of the brothels in Europe are built like castles or huge high end night clubs. There are heated swimming pools, hot tubs, full bars, video rooms, saunas. There are 25 - 50 extremely hot young naked women walking around with fuck-me shoes and maybe an ankle bracelet.

Here is how hard it is to have a mind-blowing experience. Sit at bar. Get drink. Check out naked girls for as long as you want until you see 1 or 2 or 3 that are the girls of your dreams. Then ask them if they will do what you want. BBBJ, CIM, anal, cowgirl, doggy, whatever. Most of the times the girls will smile and give you an enthusiastic "Yes! Sure!" Then they will take you to a room with a huge bed, mirrors everywhere so you can see what these girls are doing from every angle. Then they will do everything you want them to do. Since the women work at the club and aren't independent, customer service is really a thing. They want you to leave with a smile on your face. Once you're done, you can relax in a sauna, get a drink, watch some television, chat with some friends until you see your next dream naked dream girl. Repeat.


I've done some mongering in Europe. Honestly it's not much different and no really easier to find a quality experience. I've been to a few brothels in Germany, a few different kinds of places in Amsterdam.

Even in Amsterdam things like the window girls are gradually going away, I presume the women that were working there are working more out of apartments. Also in Europe even with a WSW it's more likely you may run into the same kind of language barrier you often do at an AMP, in fact it's even a little worse because an asan woman working in the USA Who knows just a little english practices it every day, while a German SW might well speak only German and pretty much never run into English so they don't know even the most basic words.

Not that it's not worth trying or fun to do for a change, it's just not really easier at all.

As to the first question, I don't think most women can realistically replace in-person income with OnlyFans income. There are so many women on OF and guys get bored so easily, I have to think it would be a ton of work to build up and maintain a reliable client base.It is either legal or decriminalized in free countries.

ApplePiePussy
01-11-21, 02:11
Do you guys think the Euro scene will rebound in the future? Maybe after covid is a thing of the past? Or has the culture simply changed to the point where the Euro girls don't want this line of work anymore around here? Maybe with the internet now all the young Euro girls just make an onlyfans page. Easier and safer money for them.

Also any of you ever monger in Europe? Might as well go straight to the source if you have the time and money.I don't think the Chicago EMP scene is going to rebound. rubratings.com is full of younger euro independents offering massages for 180/ hhr and 220 or 240/ hr. They don't give therapeutic quality massages either. It's just a pretense. This means they are not as tired and they make double and triple what they make at the parlors. So long as guys are paying 180 and 240 for hand jobs, the EMP scene is all but finished. Now, you might continue to get women in their late 40's and 50's who can't find work any other way but you're not going to get the young hotties to give massages for essentially 35/ hr plus tips.

Alfonso82
01-11-21, 12:30
I don't think the Chicago EMP scene is going to rebound. rubratings.com is full of younger euro independents offering massages for 180/ hhr and 220 or 240/ hr. They don't give therapeutic quality massages either. It's just a pretense. This means they are not as tired and they make double and triple what they make at the parlors. So long as guys are paying 180 and 240 for hand jobs, the EMP scene is all but finished. Now, you might continue to get women in their late 40's and 50's who can't find work any other way but you're not going to get the young hotties to give massages for essentially 35/ hr plus tips.I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428

TheWimp
01-11-21, 12:58
I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428I've also seen the girl in the last link (Cristina). Only provides standard finish and nude rub. For the price, not worth the continued business. Usually stays in Rosemont area hotel prior to covid times. She's been around for 5 years or so. Not from Russia but close to Russia. Not a legit massage.

AngelBravo
01-11-21, 13:44
I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428You mentioned you seen this person. https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428.

How would you rate the pictures in accuracy to her in real life. What was the price and what was offered?

AngelBravo
01-11-21, 20:02
I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428BTW Alfonso on that site if I see the reviews have been Disabled as it is on the first 2 that you posted, it's an automatic red flag for me. I wouldn't risk it, your almost guaranteed to be disappointed.

ApplePiePussy
01-12-21, 09:27
I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428If that agency is the one I'm thinking of, then I've used them twice. The girls do not match the pics as the pics are generic but they were both attractive. The problem is they don't get naked and still want close to 200 for a lackluster massage and HJ. No thanks.

DWalter
01-12-21, 12:12
I had the chance to go to Berlin a few years ago for a quick trip and had a good time. There are a pa couple of well known streets you can go walk up and down with a different girl every 20 feet. A lot are Romanian or something similar and most are pretty cute with great bodies. Police will pass through and check their credentials. So you will see some disappear when the cops show up. Unfortunately, I think a lot of brutal pimping happens. There is a adult store on the corner that rents "cabins" (very small spaces for guys to watch pornography and jerkoff) for $5 which provides a space for a quickie. Blowjob 20 euros and FS 40 euros. Wish I had more time to explore the brothels or incall. Great place to visit if you're into mongering and history.


Do you guys think the Euro scene will rebound in the future? Maybe after covid is a thing of the past? Or has the culture simply changed to the point where the Euro girls don't want this line of work anymore around here? Maybe with the internet now all the young Euro girls just make an onlyfans page. Easier and safer money for them.

Also any of you ever monger in Europe? Might as well go straight to the source if you have the time and money.

YDiner14
01-12-21, 18:40
I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719

https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428I believe the last one (151428) is Cristina as well. I saw her in Buffalo Grove about a year ago. See my post #273 IL Other Areas: Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / AH.

FreekinNut
01-13-21, 11:09
Same thing for me. Used them twice, nice looking girls, they give you price and upsell when you want any clothing removed. The first time she wouldn't finish with hand unless I got the hour. For 200 you can get more.


If that agency is the one I'm thinking of, then I've used them twice. The girls do not match the pics as the pics are generic but they were both attractive. The problem is they don't get naked and still want close to 200 for a lackluster massage and HJ. No thanks.

Goat Trotter
01-16-21, 00:04
Anyone been to any of the places on Shermer. Been away from there for awhile and since I've been going back I've been getting legit massages. Great ones but I like the teasing and endings I've been used to in NB.Been there the last couple of months. There are 2 in the basement. One older gives L1 the other has an attitude. You will know which is which quickly.

Dr Manhattan
01-16-21, 13:12
I don't think the Chicago EMP scene is going to rebound. rubratings.com is full of younger euro independents offering massages for 180/ hhr and 220 or 240/ hr. They don't give therapeutic quality massages either. It's just a pretense. This means they are not as tired and they make double and triple what they make at the parlors. So long as guys are paying 180 and 240 for hand jobs, the EMP scene is all but finished. Now, you might continue to get women in their late 40's and 50's who can't find work any other way but you're not going to get the young hotties to give massages for essentially 35/ hr plus tips.You raise some good points. Euro immigration to America really peaked right after the fall of the Iron Curtain in the 1990's. Locating a Russian caviar quality EMP was easy in the early 2000's. The ladies who stuck around until 2021 are now suburban soccer mom's who simply enjoy the cash on the side. The Ukrainian Queen in then Loop comes to mind, although even she's gone legit now.

My take on the future of our EMP scene? Girls who are 8/10 agency material and settle down in Chicago, will eventually need something to ground them as looks fade. My guess is that most will become nail techs or skincare professionals. If we are lucky, a few who are royalty now will move into a north burbs massage office under the nose of a likely wealthy and average looking husband. They will also remain selective with their client base. None of these women want LE distracting them from picking the kids up from school in Wheeling or Northbrook after the appointment.

This is why I value the EMP experience over any AMP. The Euro's seem like they are part of our general community. I'd rather get service from a 30-something who shops at the same Sunset Foods, than a sex-trafficked face I'll never see again in 6 weeks.

ChgoGuySouth
01-20-21, 17:55
Anyone been to CTM on Montrose lately? Haven't been there in years.

SammiJoon
01-20-21, 18:13
Anyone been to CTM on Montrose lately? Haven't been there in years.Yes been there. Ivana works there mostly. She is on heavier side but not fat has actually good massage skills. More can be provided upon building the rapport. I would say she is in her mid 40's overall nice. Most I got was enhanced L1.

BSP5281
01-23-21, 12:26
On the advice from TheWimp I visited Irina recently. I did a 90 minute session for 120. She is an attractive blond in her 40's. Massage was actually pretty decent. She found a couple of issue spots and worked on those without me telling her where to focus. She wasn't into roaming during the massage and told me to just relax and enjoy it. I had some enjoyment on the flip and left feeling relaxed and satisfied. There was no talk of tipping but I left 80. I will definitely be returning.

DangerMouseF15
01-30-21, 10:43
Hello Sir.

Would you kindly provide more info about Irina and how to get in contact. New to euro scene, please suggest some options. Again greatly appreciated.


PM me if you would like info. I have written about her in previous posts. She is average looking but for the money provides a perfect experience. She is a very nice person so will only provide info via PM.

Scott5256
02-03-21, 22:55
Has there been any updates or recent visits to CT's in Northbrook? Who is there these days and any recommendations?

Dr Manhattan
02-05-21, 11:48
Has there been any updates or recent visits to CT's in Northbrook? Who is there these days and any recommendations?Euro service at the clinics was hit and miss even before COVID. The best thing to do is review the posts in the past few months and take the chance on one. Report back when you do.

YuhColoy
02-13-21, 18:22
Any Euro Spot With FullService?

ItsHowdyDoody
02-17-21, 17:25
Any Euro Spot With FullService?Why not try out some spots, and report back, rather than asking that question in every section?

Anyone try Monica at marias Yankee stadium skokie?

Big Waffle
02-20-21, 18:02
In my experience you can often get full service from euros at massage places if you're a regular, but they want a ton of money for it. Generally not worth it.

Truthfu11
02-21-21, 14:36
Why not try out some spots, and report back, rather than asking that question in every section?

Anyone try Monica at marias Yankee stadium skokie?I scheduled with Monica twice. PM me for details.

OpenHorizon
02-22-21, 02:47
What you describe is exactly how most German FKK clubs are setup like. One thing you didn't mention. An ultra hot girl in her 20's will charge you $120/ hh for what you described below. Germany is the place to go!


It's a thousand times easier to have a quality experience in Europe.

When someone mentions "brothels" in the US an image comes to mind of an apartment with 2 or 3 average looking ****** sitting around. Put that image out of your mind. Some of the brothels in Europe are built like castles or huge high end night clubs. There are heated swimming pools, hot tubs, full bars, video rooms, saunas. There are 25 - 50 extremely hot young naked women walking around with fuck-me shoes and maybe an ankle bracelet.

Here is how hard it is to have a mind-blowing experience. Sit at bar. Get drink. Check out naked girls for as long as you want until you see 1 or 2 or 3 that are the girls of your dreams. Then ask them if they will do what you want. BBBJ, CIM, anal, cowgirl, doggy, whatever. Most of the times the girls will smile and give you an enthusiastic "Yes! Sure!" Then they will take you to a room with a huge bed, mirrors everywhere so you can see what these girls are doing from every angle. Then they will do everything you want them to do. Since the women work at the club and aren't independent, customer service is really a thing. They want you to leave with a smile on your face. Once you're done, you can relax in a sauna, get a drink, watch some television, chat with some friends until you see your next dream naked dream girl. Repeat.

It is either legal or decriminalized in free countries.

EdCarbone
02-23-21, 13:28
Luba: https://www.holisticanywhere.com/profile/Luba5.

I know there were a few posts awhile back that she is strictly legit, but she just posted some new pictures and I wondered if anyone tried her recently? PM me if you prefer.

MwmChicago
02-23-21, 14:50
Luba: https://www.holisticanywhere.com/profile/Luba5.

I know there were a few posts awhile back that she is strictly legit, but she just posted some new pictures and I wondered if anyone tried her recently? PM me if you prefer.I thought I read recently that L1 is available along with an exceptional massage. Let me know if you get lucky with her. My try myself as I could use a good massage.

Jesus Collins
02-23-21, 15:15
In my experience you can often get full service from euros at massage places if you're a regular, but they want a ton of money for it. Generally not worth it.Very curious about this one. I PM's you. Anyone else with success stories please PM me. I have no probably throwing money at them.

Kda Kodiac
02-23-21, 19:39
Luba: https://www.holisticanywhere.com/profile/Luba5.

I know there were a few posts awhile back that she is strictly legit, but she just posted some new pictures and I wondered if anyone tried her recently? PM me if you prefer.My experience was completely legit. The session was good. There was never a hint and was covered / wrapped during session. She took pride in her work and texted me afterward to make sure things went well. Have not returned.

ItsHowdyDoody
02-23-21, 21:19
My experience was completely legit. The session was good. There was never a hint and was covered / wrapped during session. She took pride in her work and texted me afterward to make sure things went well. Have not returned.The last time she was brought up, she changed her profile to state strictly professional. Now I see no pics are coming up for her. Again, thru pm, have determined that 1. She is legit and 2. Either reads this, or has a monger shooting her the info when she is mentioned. It is what it is, no sense bugging the poor girl when she's legit.

Truthfu11
02-24-21, 01:52
Very curious about this one. I PM's you. Anyone else with success stories please PM me. I have no probably throwing money at them.Like anything else, if you're attractive, clean, good personality, kind, respectful and play it like you would any other female, over time they will develop more openness and be willing to go farther. YMMV but they've seen you naked and had their hands on you already so you're already past the shyness game. They don't want to be treated like ****** or feel cheap and used. Are E S P E C T.

PerfectGreg
03-01-21, 22:37
Been looking for a regular playmate in this location. There has been some recent activity showing up on Chicago body rubs. Any intel would be great. PM or post is fine with me.

I'm sick of the usual and EEC is no longer operating.

Econ911
03-05-21, 20:33
Went on massage finder and saw this Polish provider. Has anyone seen her? Any help would be appreciated. Funds are tight, so don't want to waste money for just hope.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/39684/

JolieThornDog
03-05-21, 22:43
Went on massage finder and saw this Polish provider. Has anyone seen her? Any help would be appreciated. Funds are tight, so don't want to waste money for just hope.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/39684/I haven't but would be interested in learning more about her.

Silvio
03-06-21, 06:49
I was disgusted last time I went to Creative Therapies and the last door. Forgot name. CTs mt had such a gut I almost puked and walked out. The last door was an old lady and no HE. Shit has gone to the crapper. 7th Heavens Vikki was not into it either. Declined indeed.


Has there been any updates or recent visits to CT's in Northbrook? Who is there these days and any recommendations?

ItsHowdyDoody
03-06-21, 09:47
Went on massage finder and saw this Polish provider. Has anyone seen her? Any help would be appreciated. Funds are tight, so don't want to waste money for just hope.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/39684/Guys, she's on massageanywhere also and clearly says professional massage only. She also at one time had a video up about sexual harassment and massage, on her profile. I know it's slim pickings but no need to convert the legit.

Econ911
03-06-21, 12:30
Guys, she's on massageanywhere also and clearly says professional massage only. She also at one time had a video up about sexual harassment and massage, on her profile. I know it's slim pickings but no need to convert the legit.Thanks for info! Will be skipping in that case. Anyone have any recommendations for l1 from euro? Doesn't have to be a model.

Goat Trotter
03-06-21, 21:58
Thanks for info! Will be skipping in that case. Anyone have any recommendations for l1 from euro? Doesn't have to be a model.I went to check her out because her massage is supposed to be good. Did not disappoint on the massage but she looks much older than that pic.

EdCarbone
03-08-21, 12:40
Hey, I've not been to Sarah on Shermer in NB in awhile. Anyone else? Has she increased her menu past L1? PM me if you want.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Massage33

Silvio
03-10-21, 01:10
L1 and only if she likes you and probably after multiple visits.


Hey, I've not been to Sarah on Shermer in NB in awhile. Anyone else? Has she increased her menu past L1? PM me if you want.

https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Massage33

ItsHowdyDoody
03-10-21, 10:38
L1 and only if she likes you and probably after multiple visits.Not the case, as have been noted before L1 with her pants off is available. Was level 1 first visit for me, others have noted she never participates in anything, she is picky I'd say. Runs a hybrid legit hybrid non.

Walker333
03-10-21, 20:47
Not the case, as have been noted before L1 with her pants off is available. Was level 1 first visit for me, others have noted she never participates in anything, she is picky I'd say. Runs a hybrid legit hybrid non.She knows what man are looking for. She also aware that some of them do not leave tips and will not show up again, unless they left happy, but she is very cautious, almost paranoid about LEO, more then about man's appearances. If her intuition tells her that a new client is just a monger, she will provide L1 at first visit. She is afraid of younger, fit, speaking perfect English, etc man. Some of her colleagues were busted, that is why she is extremely concerned.

AngelBravo
03-12-21, 00:58
She knows what man are looking for. She also aware that some of them do not leave tips and will not show up again, unless they left happy, but she is very cautious, almost paranoid about LEO, more then about man's appearances. If her intuition tells her that a new client is just a monger, she will provide L1 at first visit. She is afraid of younger, fit, speaking perfect English, etc man. Some of her colleagues were busted, that is why she is extremely concerned.For those that have visited her, how would you rank her massage and physical appearance. I'm only interested in L1 and a great massage with a beautiful lady and hoping this might fight the bill. Thanks in advance.

TheWimp
03-12-21, 10:57
For those that have visited her, how would you rank her massage and physical appearance. I'm only interested in L1 and a great massage with a beautiful lady and hoping this might fight the bill. Thanks in advance.5'9" thin build. Nice shape. She visited for outcall a few times and the first session she looked the best in yoga pants and pink tshirt top. I don't recommend because not a great personality. For the amount charged, there are much better options. Very limited even for an experience monger.

TheWimp
03-12-21, 13:04
In regards to "Personality", maybe I am not using the right choice of word. When I visit a Euro, I would hope to receive a good massage with light touch leading to a standard ending. I also hope that the rubber is a nice person who appreciates my time.

There is a euro in AH who I visit once in a while. She is pretty, not gorgeous. She is older and does a good massage. Her "personality" is well its fake. Hello, how are you, good to see you. Get the massage and then pay. It feels rehearsed to me.

I'm just a number of clients that this person has so take me or leave me. There is no attempt to earn more business.

There is a Euro on NE highway who also is all business. I actually never have a pleasant feeling with her. Its almost like she is doing TheWimp a favor just by allowing me to get a rub. I enjoy her touch and get what I need but in the end, its just a business and she can take me or leave me attitude. Yet, I ignore that an still visit because the session is good for me.

It seems to me the quality of person is not the same as what I remembered. When I pay 75-110 just for a 60 or 90 min appt, I would appreciate some effort to show I'm valued as opposed to "I'm doing you a favor" attitude. At the end of sessions, after I pay the rate for 60 min and tip, I drive home thinking, WTF I should have just relieved my self and keep my money for something of more value to me.

There are a few Euros left who I visit who are not the best looking but definitely make me feel welcomed and feel like I spent money wisely. They provide a much better experience for me then the two I mentioned earlier. Back in the day, I enjoyed visiting a spa on NW side of city who had a stable of 23-35 year old girls who were nice looking and great experience.

Last week I even text a Euro place TheWimp is known at for many years. The response back was "were busy! Yes, great customer service. A better response is "I am sorry TheWimp, everyone is booked today but if you like, would you like an appointment for tomorrow?

This post is just a rant since I am bored. Just letting you know that the Euro hobby for me mostly sucks and not much real appreciative girls out there who appreciate a nice client, respectful and generous tip.

Have a good weekend gents and if you can, visit the one therapist who makes you feel awesome and makes you feel like it was money well spent.

Easita23
03-12-21, 17:21
In regards to "Personality", maybe I am not using the right choice of word. When I visit a Euro, I would hope to receive a good massage with light touch leading to a standard ending. I also hope that the rubber is a nice person who appreciates my time.

There is a euro in AH who I visit once in a while. She is pretty, not gorgeous. She is older and does a good massage. Her "personality" is well its fake. Hello, how are you, good to see you. Get the massage and then pay. It feels rehearsed to me.Brother, I can promise you that you just said what's on 90%+ of our minds. Whether we admit it or not! Every single point you hit upon was Gold. Especially the part about driving home thinking I should've just stayed home. Yeah the Euro market is definitely not the same as it was even 5-7 years ago. Well put. And thanks for showing us we're not alone in this thinking!!

Goat Trotter
03-12-21, 18:20
Last week I even text a Euro place TheWimp is known at for many years. The response back was "were busy! Yes, great customer service. A better response is "I am sorry TheWimp, everyone is booked today but if you like, would you like an appointment for tomorrow?

Just letting you know that the Euro hobby for me mostly sucks and not much real appreciative girls out there who appreciate a nice client, respectful and generous tip.
For what it's worth I got similar impressions lately from the euros. Maybe the number of clients are picking up with less restrictions so they don't feel the need to earn any business it will flow until there is another dry season.

Sam Spade
03-12-21, 22:08
I'm betting she was "working" with one hand while texting to you with the other. A learned skill.

But when you talk about back in the day, those days had enough Euro babes working as to have an agent picking up the phone, finding a girl, arranging a location, etc. Go back far enough, that agent was Yuri. Man, am I dating myself or what? Now the girls work solo, even when there is enough business to justify someone picking up the phone for them.



Last week I even text a Euro place TheWimp is known at for many years. The response back was "were busy! Yes, great customer service. A better response is "I am sorry TheWimp, everyone is booked today but if you like, would you like an appointment for tomorrow?

AngelBravo
03-13-21, 00:37
5'9" thin build. Nice shape. She visited for outcall a few times and the first session she looked the best in yoga pants and pink tshirt top. I don't recommend because not a great personality. For the amount charged, there are much better options. Very limited even for an experience monger.Thanks spot on description, I would like to add that she is much older than her body represents. My guess is that she's in her early 40's and while her body would be a solid 8, her face I'd rank it about a 6. It's the one posted on the site but that picture is about 10 years younger in my opinion or with good makeup and photoshopping. In particular her teeth need some work. On a positive note she was quite friendly but I only got a legit massage in the end. I wasn't too disappointed as I wasn't too arosed so I was happy to leave with just a nice massage. I personally think if I pushed it, maybe she could have delivered but as mentioned I was on the fence and just enjoyed my time. I will definitely not go back though, and it was worth the. 75 for a nice Friday relaxing massage and little trip.

BSP5281
03-13-21, 13:52
Hi, curious if anyone has been to Avita spa in Niles? Thanks.

TheWimp
03-14-21, 07:25
Hi, curious if anyone has been to Avita spa in Niles? Thanks.I don't recommend. Its by appt only and closed pretty much for walkins. Person is very cautious and overall experience is not worth it.

Sam Spade
03-14-21, 10:38
I don't recommend. Its by appt only and closed pretty much for walkins. Person is very cautious and overall experience is not worth it.Vera used to have a stable of good looking eastern Euros who worked out of the back of a little ethnic grocery store in Buffalo Grove. And 12+ years ago it was great. That place got shut down and when I would contact her I'd be send to apartments along Milwaukee Ave, then a rundown office building next to Lux. Every time the number of girls would decrease until finally it was just her. Then she started to make excuses every time I tried to set up an appointment with her, and I gave up. As for Avita, I found that it has the same cell number as when I did contact Vera. I made an appointment last fall. Sure enough it was her. She'd gained some weight in the years that I saw her last. I mentioned to her at the beginning of the session that I used to visit her and her girls at all of the above places. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " But the massage was covered from beginning to end, with me under blankets and not a hint. My reminding her that I was a customer from way back did nothing to change her mind. Skunked. This is a shame, because her massage was actually pretty good.

TheWimp
03-14-21, 11:20
Vera used to have a stable of good looking eastern Euros who worked out of the back of a little ethnic grocery store in Buffalo Grove. And 12+ years ago it was great. That place got shut down and when I would contact her I'd be send to apartments along Milwaukee Ave, then a rundown office building next to Lux. Every time the number of girls would decrease until finally it was just her. Then she started to make excuses every time I tried to set up an appointment with her, and I gave up. As for Avita, I found that it has the same cell number as when I did contact Vera. I made an appointment last fall. Sure enough it was her. She'd gained some weight in the years that I saw her last. I mentioned to her at the beginning of the session that I used to visit her and her girls at all of the above places. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " But the massage was covered from beginning to end, with me under blankets and not a hint. My reminding her that I was a customer from way back did nothing to change her mind. Skunked. This is a shame, because her massage was actually pretty good.The one that I saw is not Vera. Of course, she could possibly use a few names. Anymore info is by PM only.

HanginBalls
03-14-21, 12:59
She remembered me too. Used to bring her friend for a double handed pump job. Last time she said," As tempting as it may be. ". I even waved the pole at her. She stared at it for a bit then patted my thigh and told me to "put the snake back in the cage"!

ItsHowdyDoody
03-15-21, 10:09
Thanks spot on description, I would like to add that she is much older than her body represents. My guess is that she's in her early 40's and while her body would be a solid 8, her face I'd rank it about a 6. It's the one posted on the site but that picture is about 10 years younger in my opinion or with good makeup and photoshopping. In particular her teeth need some work. On a positive note she was quite friendly but I only got a legit massage in the end. I wasn't too disappointed as I wasn't too arosed so I was happy to leave with just a nice massage. I personally think if I pushed it, maybe she could have delivered but as mentioned I was on the fence and just enjoyed my time. I will definitely not go back though, and it was worth the. 75 for a nice Friday relaxing massage and little trip.LOL. What are we expecting in Chicago land Euro land, a model? Diana came, and went, and was super hot in like 2017, for a nice hot minute or so at Marias. Beyond her, nobody is anyone I'd consider overly attractive in the space, or younger than myself. Sara is just fine in Euro holdover land, I doubt with that building and it's history it is very advantageous to get dolled up.

Most of the hot 18 year old imports, are not coming here, and if they did, I doubt they would be looking to get into the profession of HE massaging like they did 10 years ago.

Some of the girls at CTM, CT, Marias, Irenes, etc. Do change from time to time, so love to hear thru pm if anyone has tried anyone newer at any of those. Would be nice if things were super great like in 2002 or whatever, but that isn't happening, so no sense dwelling on it.

BSP5281
03-15-21, 20:09
Vera used to have a stable of good looking eastern Euros who worked out of the back of a little ethnic grocery store in Buffalo Grove. And 12+ years ago it was great. That place got shut down and when I would contact her I'd be send to apartments along Milwaukee Ave, then a rundown office building next to Lux. Every time the number of girls would decrease until finally it was just her. Then she started to make excuses every time I tried to set up an appointment with her, and I gave up. As for Avita, I found that it has the same cell number as when I did contact Vera. I made an appointment last fall. Sure enough it was her. She'd gained some weight in the years that I saw her last. I mentioned to her at the beginning of the session that I used to visit her and her girls at all of the above places. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " But the massage was covered from beginning to end, with me under blankets and not a hint. My reminding her that I was a customer from way back did nothing to change her mind. Skunked. This is a shame, because her massage was actually pretty good.Thanks for the input. I went against the consensus here and made an appt. I assume the mt was Vera as the one I had was a bit older and on the chubbier side and the session was pretty much like what you described. I really should have heeded the advise from you guys.

Seraph2
03-15-21, 21:21
Thanks spot on description, I would like to add that she is much older than her body represents. My guess is that she's in her early 40's and while her body would be a solid 8, her face I'd rank it about a 6. It's the one posted on the site but that picture is about 10 years younger in my opinion or with good makeup and photoshopping. In particular her teeth need some work. On a positive note she was quite friendly but I only got a legit massage in the end. I wasn't too disappointed as I wasn't too arosed so I was happy to leave with just a nice massage. I personally think if I pushed it, maybe she could have delivered but as mentioned I was on the fence and just enjoyed my time. I will definitely not go back though, and it was worth the. 75 for a nice Friday relaxing massage and little trip.I totally agree. From my interaction and a few searches on Google confirms that she is in her mid 40's. If I close my eyes, the experience is good. I am searching for Euros in their 20-30's and those are a thing of the past. Me being in my 40's, I prefer them to be 20-30's. I will take 40's from time to time if they are really good. Slim pickings.

FullyMooned
03-16-21, 00:16
This was my second time. Trying to debate if I should go again.

I texted her and made an appointment for an hour of deep tissue massage. Her office is in Northbrook and there are four other providers in the same building. But I have not been to the other providers. I hear lovely hands is good. Anyways, I knock on the door and she lets me in. Direct me to the massage room and tells me to lay down on my back. Usually providers start with the back and not front. I Remove my clothes and lay down and "forget" to put the towel. She comes in pits the towel over me and starts the massage. It's a good massage. No doubt about that. But even after multiple hints that I don't want to be draped and am looking for more, don't get anything. Entire massage is draped and there is no hint of even L1.

So not sure if I should go again.

ItsHowdyDoody
03-16-21, 08:45
This was my second time. Trying to debate if I should go again.

I texted her and made an appointment for an hour of deep tissue massage. Her office is in Northbrook and there are four other providers in the same building. But I have not been to the other providers. I hear lovely hands is good. Anyways, I knock on the door and she lets me in. Direct me to the massage room and tells me to lay down on my back. Usually providers start with the back and not front. I Remove my clothes and lay down and "forget" to put the towel. She comes in pits the towel over me and starts the massage. It's a good massage. No doubt about that. But even after multiple hints that I don't want to be draped and am looking for more, don't get anything. Entire massage is draped and there is no hint of even L1.

So not sure if I should go again.She's been covered Ad nauseum. Annoying CL ads about waxing, weird personality, uses glove when gives L1, not worth covering into detail again, but those are the basics.

Goat Trotter
03-16-21, 17:58
This was my second time. Trying to debate if I should go again.

So not sure if I should go again.Why bother? Same experience. As someone said before she was covered before so she must not be taking any more risks.

You probably got mesmerized by those tits. Don't look directly at them lmao.

ItsHowdyDoody
03-17-21, 07:58
Why bother? Same experience. As someone said before she was covered before so she must not be taking any more risks.

You probably got mesmerized by those tits. Don't look directly at them lmao.Covered on on the forum. Only thing covered with her with level one would be her hand in a plastic glove. I flag her CL and every time I see it.

ChgoGuySouth
03-21-21, 07:25
Have an fwb who is interested in getting a massage from a euro or hispanic female with at least L1. Any recommendations? You can pm me.

Lakecoguy
03-22-21, 21:45
Vera used to have a stable of good looking eastern Euros who worked out of the back of a little ethnic grocery store in Buffalo Grove. And 12+ years ago it was great. That place got shut down and when I would contact her I'd be send to apartments along Milwaukee Ave, then a rundown office building next to Lux. Every time the number of girls would decrease until finally it was just her. Then she started to make excuses every time I tried to set up an appointment with her, and I gave up. As for Avita, I found that it has the same cell number as when I did contact Vera. I made an appointment last fall. Sure enough it was her. She'd gained some weight in the years that I saw her last. I mentioned to her at the beginning of the session that I used to visit her and her girls at all of the above places. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " But the massage was covered from beginning to end, with me under blankets and not a hint. My reminding her that I was a customer from way back did nothing to change her mind. Skunked. This is a shame, because her massage was actually pretty good.I think Vera was maybe the first Euro massage back in the day. That's when you would get the Sun Times and look in the sports section for the massage parlors. Yes before the Al Gore invented the internet.

I have been to her offices inside the medical office in Buffalo grove, yes the office by Lux, the office by super Dawg, the office across the street from supper Dawg, little ethnic grocery store, the beauty shop by Dundee and Milwaukee.

Did I miss any?

Dr Manhattan
03-23-21, 10:32
Vera used to have a stable of good looking eastern Euros who worked out of the back of a little ethnic grocery store in Buffalo Grove. And 12+ years ago it was great. That place got shut down and when I would contact her I'd be send to apartments along Milwaukee Ave, then a rundown office building next to Lux. Every time the number of girls would decrease until finally it was just her. Then she started to make excuses every time I tried to set up an appointment with her, and I gave up. As for Avita, I found that it has the same cell number as when I did contact Vera. I made an appointment last fall. Sure enough it was her. She'd gained some weight in the years that I saw her last. I mentioned to her at the beginning of the session that I used to visit her and her girls at all of the above places. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " But the massage was covered from beginning to end, with me under blankets and not a hint. My reminding her that I was a customer from way back did nothing to change her mind. Skunked. This is a shame, because her massage was actually pretty good.Makes me wonder if she didn't get busted at some point, but I checked, and her license is still valid until 2022. No priors.

The Avita number also connects to a 20-something who shares Vera's (what I assumed to be) maiden name. No massage license. Maybe she just takes the calls? What a bummer. Birds of a feather usually.

EdCarbone
03-23-21, 11:00
I think we just need to move to Florida or California. MassageFinder.com has tons of hot milfs / women all there but not here. Sigh. Oh yeah, I also need to win the lotto to afford this hobby.

ChgoGuySouth
03-23-21, 12:11
Third time at Mantra. Nice massage but not the best. No L1. Yes, those tits had me coming back wishful thinking I'd get something. Yes, resist the tits, LOL.

Dr Manhattan
03-23-21, 12:59
Third time at Mantra. Nice massage but not the best. No L1. Yes, those tits had me coming back wishful thinking I'd get something. Yes, resist the tits, LOL.Yeah, she'll swing her frame directly over your face when she massages your chest. Reaching out for roaming never worked. She'll shift away, just out of your reach.

It took me the first visit with SS and a follow-up for L1. The L1 wasn't great. She's obviously playing it safe now. She also knows about this forum, judging by the glowing commentary previously made by an obviously fake client with one post to their name.

BSP5281
03-23-21, 21:27
Had a different experience with Sophie. Walked in and was greeted by a super hot younger beauty. She was rockin yoga pants and a crop top showing tons of cleavage. The massage was undraped so I figured it would be fun. Ended up being just a legit massage so I was quite confused. I might try again and see if the second time does the trick. Any advise?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/d/chicago-logan-square-bodyworker/7286702946.html

EdCarbone
03-24-21, 10:55
Had a different experience with Sophie. Walked in and was greeted by a super hot younger beauty. She was rockin yoga pants and a crop top showing tons of cleavage. The massage was undraped so I figured it would be fun. Ended up being just a legit massage so I was quite confused. I might try again and see if the second time does the trick. Any advise?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/d/chicago-logan-square-bodyworker/7286702946.htmlHad a dream with Sarah a few years ago. Topless, ass out (no kitty touch), HE. Fantastic boobs and ass. I guess YMMV.

ApplePiePussy
03-24-21, 13:53
Had a different experience with Sophie. Walked in and was greeted by a super hot younger beauty. She was rockin yoga pants and a crop top showing tons of cleavage. The massage was undraped so I figured it would be fun. Ended up being just a legit massage so I was quite confused. I might try again and see if the second time does the trick. Any advise?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/d/chicago-logan-square-bodyworker/7286702946.htmlAnd was the massage decent quality?

I've seen other reviews for Sophie that are similar to yours all from first time visitors.

Waking521
03-24-21, 17:39
I visited her last week. Same experience as you. Good massage and nothing else. She's very pretty, so I'm not sure I want to give up just yet. Some MTs seem to keep it legit for the first session. Maybe she does? LMK if you go again.


Had a different experience with Sophie. Walked in and was greeted by a super hot younger beauty. She was rockin yoga pants and a crop top showing tons of cleavage. The massage was undraped so I figured it would be fun. Ended up being just a legit massage so I was quite confused. I might try again and see if the second time does the trick. Any advise?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/bts/d/chicago-logan-square-bodyworker/7286702946.html

BSP5281
03-24-21, 17:58
And was the massage decent quality?

I've seen other reviews for Sophie that are similar to yours all from first time visitors.


Had a dream with Sarah a few years ago. Topless, ass out (no kitty touch), HE. Fantastic boobs and ass. I guess YMMV.Thanks for the input. The massage was 80 for the hr and it was not great but it was pretty good. Ill have to give it another try soon and see if my luck changes.

Dr Manhattan
03-24-21, 18:44
Besides Mantra, has anyone experienced extras with other hair removal technicians? Always open to PM's.

I noticed this one on CL. Looks mature and attractive. For trimming, she charges 20 per 15-minute increment and claims to be an LMT. Seems like an inexpensive TOFTT.

https://waxbyjax.com/

I once saw the older CL blonde near Indian Boundary Park for a shave, before she suddenly changed her operation to waxing only. I honestly never understood how switching up the service would alter public impressions about not offering extras. She seemed congenial and professional. Even still, she definitely needed to rest her hand on the side of my flagpole at one point to make room for the trimmer. I didn't try SS. I had an appointment with the now-defunct MassagebySasha.com, the older Northshore Euro who was recovering from brain surgery, due to tumor removal. (Whatever happened to her? She still alive?)

Goat Trotter
03-25-21, 00:18
Besides Mantra, has anyone experienced extras with other hair removal technicians? Always open to PM's.

I noticed this one on CL. Looks mature and attractive. For trimming, she charges 20 per 15-minute increment and claims to be an LMT. Seems like an inexpensive TOFTT.

https://waxbyjax.com/

Never tried her. She seems legit and warns about booting if you misbehave. PM if you toftt. 2 pics seem decades apart.

I've fairly regularly used a few but never had luck.

MM is a tease as mentioned before.

IBP lady is pro. She prolly switched because less guys would hassle her compared to shaving. Not everyone can handle waxing. Some dude would call her just to talk.

Was a Latina by Wrigley but she closed shop since the pandemic.

Dr Manhattan
03-25-21, 11:42
Never tried her. She seems legit and warns about booting if you misbehave. PM if you toftt. 2 pics seem decades apart.

I've fairly regularly used a few but never had luck.

MM is a tease as mentioned before.

IBP lady is pro. She prolly switched because less guys would hassle her compared to shaving. Not everyone can handle waxing. Some dude would call her just to talk.

Was a Latina by Wrigley but she closed shop since the pandemic.I appreciate the input. Also should probably throw this out there to guys new to the game to tread lightly with the hair techs. I got lucky with one in suburban Milwaukee, but that was years ago and due to a referral by somebody already in the know.

EdCarbone
03-25-21, 14:06
Besides Mantra, has anyone experienced extras with other hair removal technicians? Always open to PM's.

I noticed this one on CL. Looks mature and attractive. For trimming, she charges 20 per 15-minute increment and claims to be an LMT. Seems like an inexpensive TOFTT.

https://waxbyjax.com/

I once saw the older CL blonde near Indian Boundary Park for a shave, before she suddenly changed her operation to waxing only. I honestly never understood how switching up the service would alter public impressions about not offering extras. She seemed congenial and professional. Even still, she definitely needed to rest her hand on the side of my flagpole at one point to make room for the trimmer. I didn't try SS. I had an appointment with the now-defunct MassagebySasha.com, the older Northshore Euro who was recovering from brain surgery, due to tumor removal. (Whatever happened to her? She still alive?)I did a waxing a few years ago at an LA Tan in the west burbs (forget which). Tech was Amina I believe, petite AA girl. First off, ouch. Serious ouch. Then the oil application at the end was nice and I kept asking not to stop and then she started the HE and I tipped. 6. Went back a second time because it is supposed to be easier and less painful. Wrong! Same tech, same HE with UTC on her ass, same tip. After that that particular LA Tan closed down I think. Never saw her again. Truth be told, not doing another pain session unless I have a 20-something girlfriend who promises to jump my bones if I do it. .

ItsHowdyDoody
03-25-21, 15:06
I did a waxing a few years ago at an LA Tan in the west burbs (forget which). Tech was Amina I believe, petite AA girl. First off, ouch. Serious ouch. Then the oil application at the end was nice and I kept asking not to stop and then she started the HE and I tipped. 6. Went back a second time because it is supposed to be easier and less painful. Wrong! Same tech, same HE with UTC on her ass, same tip. After that that particular LA Tan closed down I think. Never saw her again. Truth be told, not doing another pain session unless I have a 20-something girlfriend who promises to jump my bones if I do it. .Just my two cents, but with the Deshaun Watson thing playing out, the AMP shootings, perhaps TOFTT, and trying to "convert" some of these attractive, yet very legit ads that pop up, isn't the best course of action right now. An UTR Euro without much ties here, is one thing. An Americanized lady who just happens to look Euro, but is not a native, waxing away, prolly best to use caution.

ManuelJellison
03-26-21, 16:23
Thanks for the input. The massage was 80 for the hr and it was not great but it was pretty good. Ill have to give it another try soon and see if my luck changes.Hope your luck will change for sure best regards.

ZzTopSterZz
03-30-21, 12:47
Norwood phone remains disconnected. I haven't been able to drive over to check it out in person. Does anyone know what happened and where the girls went, especially Natalie?

ChgoGuySouth
03-30-21, 14:16
Besides Mantra, has anyone experienced extras with other hair removal technicians? Always open to PM's.

I noticed this one on CL. Looks mature and attractive. For trimming, she charges 20 per 15-minute increment and claims to be an LMT. Seems like an inexpensive TOFTT.

https://waxbyjax.com/

I once saw the older CL blonde near Indian Boundary Park for a shave, before she suddenly changed her operation to waxing only. I honestly never understood how switching up the service would alter public impressions about not offering extras. She seemed congenial and professional. Even still, she definitely needed to rest her hand on the side of my flagpole at one point to make room for the trimmer. I didn't try SS. I had an appointment with the now-defunct MassagebySasha.com, the older Northshore Euro who was recovering from brain surgery, due to tumor removal. (Whatever happened to her? She still alive?)I saw Sasha before and after her surgery. I even saw her in DC. While I was in a business trip. She still did a great job. Wondering what happened to her.

SammiJoon
04-01-21, 18:12
Thanks for the input. The massage was 80 for the hr and it was not great but it was pretty good. Ill have to give it another try soon and see if my luck changes.I tried her 3-4 times with the hope of getting more, but nothing had happened. I think that she felt comfortable with me but I think that she does not do any extra. Massage is not bad and she is very pretty.

BSP5281
04-03-21, 10:02
I tried her 3-4 times with the hope of getting more, but nothing had happened. I think that she felt comfortable with me but I think that she does not do any extra. Massage is not bad and she is very pretty.That's disappointing, probably will not go back now. Thanks for saving me some cash to give to other more deserving ladies!

CanadianGuy
04-03-21, 17:07
Besides Mantra, has anyone experienced extras with other hair removal technicians? Always open to PM's.

I noticed this one on CL. Looks mature and attractive. For trimming, she charges 20 per 15-minute increment and claims to be an LMT. Seems like an inexpensive TOFTT.

https://waxbyjax.com/

I once saw the older CL blonde near Indian Boundary Park for a shave, before she suddenly changed her operation to waxing only. I honestly never understood how switching up the service would alter public impressions about not offering extras. She seemed congenial and professional. Even still, she definitely needed to rest her hand on the side of my flagpole at one point to make room for the trimmer. I didn't try SS. I had an appointment with the now-defunct MassagebySasha.com, the older Northshore Euro who was recovering from brain surgery, due to tumor removal. (Whatever happened to her? She still alive?)Jax (Jacqui) - first couple of visits, standard service. No hint of anything. She does rub an oil after the trim / wax which feels great, but stops before anything can happen. Third time, allowed SS. Even helped a little.

ChgoGuySouth
04-08-21, 07:56
Over the past several months, I've been in rooms 5, 6, 7 and 8 multiple times. Only one room I got he.

EdCarbone
04-08-21, 10:51
Over the past several months, I've been in rooms 5, 6, 7 and 8 multiple times. Only one room I got he.If you're talking Shermer, that's strange. Room 7 has two different massage "companies". Massage Mantra is the weird lady with latex gloves on. Went once, had a gloved HE and never returned. The other room in 7 is 7 B and that's Lovely Hands with Basya where nude HE is normal. Room 5 is Creative with Nata (topless HE) and Mia (same). Been a few years since I tried Magic Touch in room 6, so not sure there, but used to be standard HE finish. Been a few more years since room 8, but I think Lovely Hands uses it sometimes. I was going to attach a pic of the info board in the basement but it shows phone numbers, so not sure I can. PM me if you want it.

ItsHowdyDoody
04-08-21, 11:12
If you're talking Shermer, that's strange. Room 7 has two different massage "companies". Massage Mantra is the weird lady with latex gloves on. Went once, had a gloved HE and never returned. The other room in 7 is 7 B and that's Lovely Hands with Basya where nude HE is normal. Room 5 is Creative with Nata (topless HE) and Mia (same). Been a few years since I tried Magic Touch in room 6, so not sure there, but used to be standard HE finish. Been a few more years since room 8, but I think Lovely Hands uses it sometimes. I was going to attach a pic of the info board in the basement but it shows phone numbers, so not sure I can. PM me if you want it.Same experience as you mentioned. Nothing has changed in this building for forever. Maybe they are more selective now, but nothing different going.

Dr Manhattan
04-08-21, 19:11
If you're talking Shermer, that's strange. Room 7 has two different massage "companies". Massage Mantra is the weird lady with latex gloves on. Went once, had a gloved HE and never returned. The other room in 7 is 7 B and that's Lovely Hands with Basya where nude HE is normal. Room 5 is Creative with Nata (topless HE) and Mia (same). Been a few years since I tried Magic Touch in room 6, so not sure there, but used to be standard HE finish. Been a few more years since room 8, but I think Lovely Hands uses it sometimes. I was going to attach a pic of the info board in the basement but it shows phone numbers, so not sure I can. PM me if you want it.Speaking of old, reliable offices. Whatever happened to all the action at 8800 Lockwood? That was my absolute, #1 go-to for all my early EMP experiences. I would see Galena on the 2nd floor. What became of her? I also first met Natalie (now Nata) on that ground floor. She has become quite rubenesque over the years, hasn't she? Do any operations still exist in that building or was it all Yuri's doing?

I have found a Yuri who advertises his own massage via social media, but I'm not sure if that's the same guy who scheduled appointments for us, all those years ago.

ItsHowdyDoody
04-09-21, 08:54
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Gopher88
04-09-21, 11:04
Speaking of old, reliable offices. Whatever happened to all the action at 8800 Lockwood? That was my absolute, #1 go-to for all my early EMP experiences. I would see Galena on the 2nd floor. What became of her? I also first met Natalie (now Nata) on that ground floor. She has become quite rubenesque over the years, hasn't she? Do any operations still exist in that building or was it all Yuri's doing?

I have found a Yuri who advertises his own massage via social media, but I'm not sure if that's the same guy who scheduled appointments for us, all those years ago.I just moved to the south side.

FourStars
04-09-21, 11:25
Norwood phone remains disconnected. I haven't been able to drive over to check it out in person. Does anyone know what happened and where the girls went, especially Natalie?I haven't been but I walk by on a regular basis and they now have a sign up that says "massages available."

I don't remember that being there until recently.

EdCarbone
04-10-21, 00:11
Same experience as you mentioned. Nothing has changed in this building for forever. Maybe they are more selective now, but nothing different going.Went for a visit to Magic Touch, #6 on Shermer. It was the same lady, tall blonde, 40's, nice figure. Massaged her a bit as well. HE with boobs and butt out. Nice, but not exciting. Maybe I need a break from mongering. I'd definitely save money. .

Truthfu11
04-10-21, 00:28
Speaking of old, reliable offices. Whatever happened to all the action at 8800 Lockwood? That was my absolute, #1 go-to for all my early EMP experiences. I would see Galena on the 2nd floor. What became of her? I also first met Natalie (now Nata) on that ground floor. She has become quite rubenesque over the years, hasn't she? Do any operations still exist in that building or was it all Yuri's doing?

I have found a Yuri who advertises his own massage via social media, but I'm not sure if that's the same guy who scheduled appointments for us, all those years ago.Wow. The oldies but goodies. I'm sure Galena is a grandma by now and Nataile has a few kids. She was massaging out of a place a little further west on Dempster. Just not the same though as when she was svelte and sexy. Rumor was she was married to Yuri.

Only Euro action over that way now it the Bronx location.

Dr Manhattan
04-16-21, 11:28
Wow. The oldies but goodies. I'm sure Galena is a grandma by now and Nataile has a few kids. She was massaging out of a place a little further west on Dempster. Just not the same though as when she was svelte and sexy. Rumor was she was married to Yuri.

Only Euro action over that way now it the Bronx location.I suppose that this article from a decade ago explains why Lockwood dried up. I really wonder who would've bothered to report an EMP in that building, as it was a very unassuming location.

https://patch.com/illinois/skokie/police-prostitution-sting-closes-down-massage-parlors

EdCarbone
04-18-21, 13:08
I suppose that this article from a decade ago explains why Lockwood dried up. I really wonder who would've bothered to report an EMP in that building, as it was a very unassuming location.

https://patch.com/illinois/skokie/police-prostitution-sting-closes-down-massage-parlorsThank goodness they stopped those handjobs! Glad they're not wasting their time on rapists, robbers, and murderers.

For crying out loud, make it legal and tax it. Works in the Netherlands.

Datsurman
04-19-21, 18:35
For the oil rub at the end, gloves or bare hands?


Jax (Jacqui) - first couple of visits, standard service. No hint of anything. She does rub an oil after the trim / wax which feels great, but stops before anything can happen. Third time, allowed SS. Even helped a little.

Goat Trotter
04-19-21, 19:23
For crying out loud, make it legal and tax it. Works in the Netherlands.Amen. Wonder how much additional funding governments would get out of it. I imagine a shit load. The issue I know with some of my friends is the morality of it and they don't support politicians who want to legalize it because what kind of example does it set for their kids *rolling my eyes* . Little do they know what their kids are actually doing.

Ron M
04-19-21, 19:38
Of course anyone on this board is for legalizing prostitution. I recall last year or so Vermont had introduced a law for possible legalization. Here's the kicker; it was brought up by several women in their government. Not sure what the end result was.

Dr Manhattan
04-20-21, 11:14
Thank goodness they stopped those handjobs! Glad they're not wasting their time on rapists, robbers, and murderers.

For crying out loud, make it legal and tax it. Works in the Netherlands.That begs the question, what are the legalities of FBSM in Russia and Eastern Europe?

Politically, they're much more conservative than we are here in the United States. So why do the EMP women come to the US with have little hesitation in offering basic extras? It can't be pure economics, although that may play a part. Is it more of a norm over there?

Would you go to their version of Massage Envy or Heavenly and walk out happy, if so inclined?

ZzTopSterZz
04-20-21, 12:38
That begs the question, what are the legalities of FBSM in Russia and Eastern Europe?

Politically, they're much more conservative than we are here in the United States. So why do the EMP women come to the US with have little hesitation in offering basic extras? It can't be pure economics, although that may play a part. Is it more of a norm over there?

Would you go to their version of Massage Envy or Heavenly and walk out happy, if so inclined?I think europeans in generally are much more comfortable with sex and bodies than the puritan Americans. Over there it's no big deal to go topless at the beach, to show tits on tv and magazines. Very few women actually work in the sex trades but it's probably got less of a stigma there than here. You're not a bad person; it's just a job like anything else. And, yes, if my favorite massage envy therapists would add a good HJ in the middle of the sessions that would be awesome!

ApplePiePussy
04-20-21, 19:23
I think europeans in generally are much more comfortable with sex and bodies than the puritan Americans. Over there it's no big deal to go topless at the beach, to show tits on tv and magazines. Very few women actually work in the sex trades but it's probably got less of a stigma there than here. You're not a bad person; it's just a job like anything else. And, yes, if my favorite massage envy therapists would add a good HJ in the middle of the sessions that would be awesome!While the first part of your statement is true, the second part is false. There is a massive stigma for sex work in Eastern Europe and really the rest of Europe. This is why the girls from EE go to western Europe to work. They have anonymity there and can then return to their native country and their normal lives afterwards.

Jesus Collins
04-21-21, 14:12
I miss Norridge Girls and Lisunia's.

There I've said it.

Dr Manhattan
04-24-21, 01:07
I miss Norridge Girls and Lisunia's.

There I've said it.I created a sock account on social media, simply to follow many of the attractive and popular local Euros. In time, you begin to run across familiar faces from familiar places, like Golden Hands or Lisunia's. On the outside looking in, you'd have absolutely no clue that these ladies gave HJ's for tips. Once immigration rules became more strict, they seemed to go more legit. A lot of them went on to selling herbal diet pills or other fitness remedies to earn a lving. The husbands are pudgy Euro guys that look like they are none the wiser as to their wives' activities.

Ron M
04-24-21, 01:24
The husbands are pudgy Euro guys that look like they are none the wiser as to their wives' activities.They don't care as long as the wives keep the money rolling in.

TheWimp
04-24-21, 07:31
There is another older Euro therapist working near the expensive car dealership. 50's, blonde, large chest. She is set up in a salon by appt only. I went to test and there are possibilities but I did not push it. I'll try a few more visits before recommending.

BSP5281
04-24-21, 10:40
Visited Audra Spa in Westmont. Really friendly therapist that just wasn't my type, a little bit too thick for me.

LotsaFunInChi
04-24-21, 12:07
Since we're taking a walk down memory lane, I'd love to see Marten again, for old times sake.


I miss Norridge Girls and Lisunia's.

There I've said it.

ApplePiePussy
04-24-21, 16:29
I created a sock account on social media, simply to follow many of the attractive and popular local Euros. In time, you begin to run across familiar faces from familiar places, like Golden Hands or Lisunia's. On the outside looking in, you'd have absolutely no clue that these ladies gave HJ's for tips. Once immigration rules became more strict, they seemed to go more legit. A lot of them went on to selling herbal diet pills or other fitness remedies to earn a lving. The husbands are pudgy Euro guys that look like they are none the wiser as to their wives' activities.Whatever happened to the GH girls? The young red head was really hot.

Jesus Collins
04-24-21, 17:29
Whatever happened to the GH girls? The young red head was really hot.Natalie and Diana are long out of the business. Last month, I booked an hour with "Dianna" only to find out she was gone and I got a woman.

Who was a good 70 lbs overweight. Yep, took one for the team that night. And the location is ridiculous. It's basically in the basement of a dare care center.

Just say no.

JC.

Dr Manhattan
04-24-21, 18:27
Whatever happened to the GH girls? The young red head was really hot.Natalie, correct? She was on social media for a while, then deleted her account a few short years ago. Their aliases escape me, but it was the attractive blond and the slender little brunette who moved on to herbal weight loss supplement sales once GH left their original location. The blond married 2-3 years ago and the little brunette went into various positions in the home beauty industry.

I would love to find the profile for doe-eyed Galena, formerly of Accurate in Skokie, if one exists. What became of her?

ApplePiePussy
04-25-21, 23:37
Natalie, correct? She was on social media for a while, then deleted her account a few short years ago. Their aliases escape me, but it was the attractive blond and the slender little brunette who moved on to herbal weight loss supplement sales once GH left their original location. The blond married 2-3 years ago and the little brunette went into various positions in the home beauty industry.

I would love to find the profile for doe-eyed Galena, formerly of Accurate in Skokie, if one exists. What became of her?Diana was petite with red hair, not the greatest attitude at first, but warmed up on subsequent visits.

Natalie had a massive rack.

It sucks nothing of that level replaced them. I really miss my 20 something EMP therapists.

TheWimp
04-28-21, 08:42
The original business is closed. The owner is out of the business / retired. A new owner took over the rental. By the way. Raquel is at Sunrise. Not a recommendation just letting you know where.

Goat Trotter
04-28-21, 15:48
Anyone provide info or PM on latest with her or new location. Profile seems to have disappeared and I haven't received any message back maybe because the number has changed or closed for business??

RoronoaZ
04-29-21, 07:46
Anyone provide info or PM on latest with her or new location. Profile seems to have disappeared and I haven't received any message back maybe because the number has changed or closed for business??Just messaged her the other day. Everything seems to be working. Is there a reason she might not want to see you?

IMissCutler
04-29-21, 13:07
The original business is closed. The owner is out of the business / retired. A new owner took over the rental. By the way. Raquel is at Sunrise. Not a recommendation just letting you know where.The sunrise on Diversey? How does Raquel look? I've thought about checking that place out. I know crystal who used to work at Zeus worked there before.

Goat Trotter
04-29-21, 14:58
Just messaged her the other day. Everything seems to be working. Is there a reason she might not want to see you?Not that I know of. This is my first time BTW.

ChiGuy489
05-01-21, 18:30
I miss Norridge Girls and Lisunia's.

There I've said it.Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?

Jesus Collins
05-02-21, 08:05
Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?Yeah, I think all of the Golden Geese have been deep fired to a crsip.

Dr Manhattan
05-02-21, 18:22
Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?I think we are entering a new phase where a lot of the action will be UTR. Any Euro with looks and service will be an entirely new discovery. The difficult part will be trial and error. I simply don't have the time to visit every Heavenly location or strip mall Euro salon to test drive new bodyworkers. Groan.

FnlvnGuy
05-02-21, 22:33
While the first part of your statement is true, the second part is false. There is a massive stigma for sex work in Eastern Europe and really the rest of Europe. This is why the girls from EE go to western Europe to work. They have anonymity there and can then return to their native country and their normal lives afterwards.Most of the ones that care about anonimity are either married or have a family. There are many EE girls that to do this kind of work in their own countries. Most of these girls are posting their real photos in online websites and stating directly what they are offering and how much it cost. In most of these EE countires the sex work is not illiegal, but the pimping is. The girsl that go out of their countries are doing this just because in Western Europe they can make much more money.

On one of my trips to Europe, one of the girls shared that she had sex with 16 clients in a 24 hour period. She said that the more money she was making the more she wanted to make and she didn't care with how many man she has to sleep in order to achieve her goals. She was EE, but she worked in Netherland and Belgium. She got back "home" when she made enough money so she can pcik how many slients she can see in a day and not worry about not being able to cover her needs.

TooFull
05-05-21, 16:06
I think we are entering a new phase where a lot of the action will be UTR. Any Euro with looks and service will be an entirely new discovery. The difficult part will be trial and error. I simply don't have the time to visit every Heavenly location or strip mall Euro salon to test drive new bodyworkers. Groan.I've been to two HM locations. They seem pretty legit for the most part. Their clientele seem to be women getting mani / pedis, but I have noticed the women working the front desk are almost always hot euro women. I got the hint of something at the Nprville location, but only when the mt asked "what kind of massage do you want? She was too old for me, so I didn't try anything. I recently went to the Orl Park location. Again, it was completely legit. Haven't been to any of the northside locations. Maybe better luck can be had there. If anyone has had luck, you can dm me.

Balkan75
05-06-21, 02:05
I've been to two HM locations. They seem pretty legit for the most part. Their clientele seem to be women getting mani / pedis, but I have noticed the women working the front desk are almost always hot euro women. I got the hint of something at the Nprville location, but only when the mt asked "what kind of massage do you want? She was too old for me, so I didn't try anything. I recently went to the Orl Park location. Again, it was completely legit. Haven't been to any of the northside locations. Maybe better luck can be had there. If anyone has had luck, you can dm me.Most locations are legit, and the owner who is Greek try to keep it legit because he had problems with LEO in the past. What I've heard from the kitchen you might get lucky in Morton Grove location but no guaranty.

ChgoGuySouth
05-06-21, 11:25
Most locations are legit, and the owner who is Greek try to keep it legit because he had problems with LEO in the past. What I've heard from the kitchen you might get lucky in Morton Grove location but no guaranty.I've been going to HM in Morton Grove for a couple years now. I go when I want a real massage. Always legit with whoever I see. Of course I have my non legit ones I go to when I'm in the mood for an ok massage and extra services.

Ron M
05-06-21, 11:58
I've been going to HM in Morton Grove for a couple years now. I go when I want a real massage. Always legit with whoever I see. Of course I have my non legit ones I go to when I'm in the mood for an ok massage and extra services.Agreed. Legit massage should stay legit. No need trying to turn a legit massage place into an extra play massage place. There are independent girls / ladies that give a legit massage with extra play. You just have to do some info digging to find them. Just as you would looking for an escort that will cater to your specific menu.

TheWimp
05-06-21, 19:37
My view on legit is one where the spa and therapist follow certain guidelines such as client intake to understand any health problems. The therapist understands before the session what type of massage the client asked for such as Swedish or deep tissue. The therapist follows the draping etiquette ensuring the client is properly draped. If the client attempts any conversation regarding the therapists looks, private life, a professional therapist would respond appropriately based on her experience dealing with clients. If the therapist felt uncomfortable, the professional therapist would end the session and if any sexual favors were asked she can call the police.

My view on non legit. Just about any asian massage parlor, just about any outcall massage service that is open 24 hours and schedules appointments past 7 pm. Any therapist that arrives without a table or allows loose draping is a non legit therapist in my viewpoint. Any therapist that arrives in revealing clothes is not a legit therapist in my viewpoint.

In my experience, I've been to legit spas, major chains and had success getting my needs met. This does not mean that the spa is not running a legit spa. It does mean that therapists who have a license are looking to make additional money. If I go to a legit spa and am able to leave satisfied, I was lucky in finding a therapist who I consider "not legit". By not legit, I mean a therapist who broke away from the massage therapist rules that many professional therapists learn in school and "try" to uphold.

I've visited many spas that do not cater to us mongers and leave happy. I am aware of which therapists are true professionals and which are willing to provide satisfaction. Its part of this hobby, trying to read ahead of where to go, who to see, communicate on sites like this etc. As a monger we should show respect for every therapist legit or not. If the same respect is not shown to us, then do not visit the therapist.

I rarely go to sure things such as AMPs or call for outcall. I prefer visiting various spas and using my experience to get my needs met. Its a nice experience and somewhat of a high to have a nice looking therapist ensure I leave satisfied and knowing it was done in a major chain.

TooFull
05-06-21, 21:58
I rarely go to sure things such as AMPs or call for outcall. I prefer visiting various spas and using my experience to get my needs met. Its a nice experience and somewhat of a high to have a nice looking therapist ensure I leave satisfied and knowing it was done in a major chain.I understand what you mean, but I've been too timid to try my luck at "legit" places. I would need the therapist to make the first move: graze the equipment, not drape properly, etc. Otherwise, just the sheer awkwardness would be too much, not to mention the legal implications of having the police potentially involved. How do you check if more is available? Do you just throw caution to the wind?

TheWimp
05-06-21, 22:40
I understand what you mean, but I've been too timid to try my luck at "legit" places. I would need the therapist to make the first move: graze the equipment, not drape properly, etc. Otherwise, just the sheer awkwardness would be too much, not to mention the legal implications of having the police potentially involved. How do you check if more is available? Do you just throw caution to the wind?At any new place I do not do the following: I do not initiate any contact, I do not ask for ending. I do not discuss exchange of service. When I visit a new place, I look at how the therapist is dressed and how they talk to me. If I see they are dressed wearing a tank top and showing cleavage, I think ok maybe something could happen. If the therapist tells me before the massage and in th room to undress to my comfort level, I think ok they are ok with me being nude, so something could happen. I usually lie face down with the sheet not fully covering me. When the therapist walks in, if they are professional, they will immediately cover me fully or walk out of room and ask me to cover fully. If any of these two things happen, I retreat and enjoy a legit massage. If the therapist walks in and has no reaction to not being fully covered, I think ok something might happen. If the therapist asks me what kind of massage I want, I always say light touch and relaxing. If the therapist responds with saying you mean swedish, I say yes and retreat. A non legit therapist knows what light touch relaxing massage means. If the therapists asks me if I've been there before or who I've seen or what I do for a living, signs are good that something might happen. No legit massage therapist asks those questions because it does not matter to them. A non legit massage therapists asks those questions to understand what you might be looking for. I can go on but its a lot to discuss. I've wrote before in other posts to spread apart when they work the thighs. This is a huge non verbal que to them. I never have to initiate anyones hand on me. It just happens because of the non verbal ques. Do not try this with a legit therapist. I have lot of experience with this hobby and never throw caution to the wind.

FullyMooned
05-07-21, 19:07
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-LittlePieceOfHea

Any Intel on this one? Seems promising.

Ron M
05-07-21, 21:25
At any new place I do not do the following: I do not initiate any contact, I do not ask for ending. I do not discuss exchange of service. When I visit a new place, I look at how the therapist is dressed and how they talk to me. If I see they are dressed wearing a tank top and showing cleavage, I think ok maybe something could happen. If the therapist tells me before the massage and in th room to undress to my comfort level, I think ok they are ok with me being nude, so something could happen. I usually lie face down with the sheet not fully covering me. When the therapist walks in, if they are professional, they will immediately cover me fully or walk out of room and ask me to cover fully. If any of these two things happen, I retreat and enjoy a legit massage. If the therapist walks in and has no reaction to not being fully covered, I think ok something might happen. If the therapist asks me what kind of massage I want, I always say light touch and relaxing. If the therapist responds with saying you mean swedish, I say yes and retreat. A non legit therapist knows what light touch relaxing massage means. If the therapists asks me if I've been there before or who I've seen or what I do for a living, signs are good that something might happen. No legit massage therapist asks those questions because it does not matter to them. A non legit massage therapists asks those questions to understand what you might be looking for. I can go on but its a lot to discuss. I've wrote before in other posts to spread apart when they work the thighs. This is a huge non verbal que to them. I never have to initiate anyones hand on me. It just happens because of the non verbal ques. Do not try this with a legit therapist. I have lot of experience with this hobby and never throw caution to the wind.That's a lot of "Might Happen" scenarios.

Legit massages should stay that way. Legit massage only. No extras should be implied or assumed based on what the masseuse does or doesn't do. You risk offending a legit masseuse if you try to imply or assume she'll do something of a sexual nature based on what she does or doesn't do.

A massage with all the extra play you want is a totally different scenario. I go in knowing full well that extras will happen. Finding a masseuse with actual real massage training that offers extra play are far and few between.

ZzTopSterZz
05-08-21, 07:58
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/-LittlePieceOfHea

Any Intel on this one? Seems promising.See the Racine forum. Not a euro and apparently not recommended anyway.

Dr Manhattan
05-08-21, 17:20
I understand what you mean, but I've been too timid to try my luck at "legit" places. I would need the therapist to make the first move: graze the equipment, not drape properly, etc. Otherwise, just the sheer awkwardness would be too much, not to mention the legal implications of having the police potentially involved. How do you check if more is available? Do you just throw caution to the wind?I wholeheartedly second what TheWimp has to say. After decades in this hobby, I would listen to his advice without hesitation.

In my years of experience, women in this industry often have two sides. They want the salon setting to feel like it's a safe and reliable place to work and hang their reputation on. It is after all a way to earn a living. At the same time, they are aware of a man's needs and will at times consider how to turn that in their favor.

So there's the trick: How do you ask for extras in a legit setting, without setting off alarm bells or making them "feel dirty." I used to closely follow the PUA (pick-up artist) scene in the early 2000's. When picking up strippers, the advice was to guide their imagination outside of the dark, cavernous, nighttime environment of the club. Have them picture spending fun, care-free time with you on a sunny day at their favorite cafe.

Same thing with the salon setting. It can be a massage therapist, hairstylist, waxing tech, or skincare worker. Build a rapport after one or two visits and explain how they should collect the tip and house fee themselves, under their own roof. Have them understand the cost-benefit and integrity of seeing a client they know and trust at either of their homes. These girls will often have a portable table and if you live alone, buying one and storing away is the perfect set-up for inviting an MT to your house. Long story short, it worked for me and a trusted UTR aesthetician for many years, until she got married. In fact, the first time she saw me at her place, I still played it relatively safe and simply went in all nude. By the time I returned for my next visit, asking her to remove her top was a no-brainer at this point. Every visit was a ramping-up until we reached the point of B2B and mutual release. Like TheWimp said below, you need to take it in baby steps, even if you think you already have it made.

On a side note, when going after Euros, their culture is still very traditional. Chivalry and elaborate romance talk works, even if they seem stoic.

LakeMichigan
05-12-21, 08:37
Hey all,

I had luck with another one (message for details) but I did $100 for session and self-serve but I got to roam sans some clothing, her tits were in my face and she was very feely (except for junior). What worked for me was keeping a dialogue the entire time, stay friendly and engaged. They were tight dresses so I complimented her on her looks, mentioned how much I liked certain massages she did when she was testing the waters, and had success getting her boobs out. However, it was like pulling teeth to convince her to go further outside of self, and that seems to be the consensus. I however only tipped $50, as we did not talk price in the room, just mentioned I had some tipping cash to spare. Obvi like all here, YRMV.

That being said, the experience itself is quite pleasant and relaxing, I just wanted to go see someone after to take off the edge.Can I still pm you about this?

Silvio
05-16-21, 07:38
Maybe she's starting over. She doesn't accept my calls or return text messages anymore. Not sure what's up with her. If anyone has actually seen her recently please chime in.


Anyone provide info or PM on latest with her or new location. Profile seems to have disappeared and I haven't received any message back maybe because the number has changed or closed for business??

Silvio
05-16-21, 07:41
Is Olga on your list.


I created a sock account on social media, simply to follow many of the attractive and popular local Euros. In time, you begin to run across familiar faces from familiar places, like Golden Hands or Lisunia's. On the outside looking in, you'd have absolutely no clue that these ladies gave HJ's for tips. Once immigration rules became more strict, they seemed to go more legit. A lot of them went on to selling herbal diet pills or other fitness remedies to earn a lving. The husbands are pudgy Euro guys that look like they are none the wiser as to their wives' activities.

Jesus Collins
05-17-21, 11:49
Finding a masseuse with actual real massage training that offers extra play are far and few between.They definitely exist.

AllItMatter
05-17-21, 14:25
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.Thank you for review, is it just l1 or more in the plate, thanks.

AngelBravo
05-17-21, 14:53
Can I still pm you about this?I'll answer for him; the person's name was Amber. She doesn't work there anymore but I can confirm some of the ladies if requested will allow you; Just ask first.

JrHickey
05-17-21, 15:19
I was thinking of trying this service and was wondering if anyone has been. Pics look TGTBT but as long as the girls are reasonably attractive and it is otherwise legit, I might be willing to try.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/124214

Feel free to DM me.

Thanks.

JamesTChicago
05-17-21, 16:53
Any recent info on this place? I see some stuff from last year but anything recent? I've never been to euro place. Only asian and Latina. Any special protocol? Recs on who I should see and expected pricing would be wonderful. Thanks all. Pms are fine.

James.

Dr Manhattan
05-17-21, 17:17
Maybe she's starting over. She doesn't accept my calls or return text messages anymore. Not sure what's up with her. If anyone has actually seen her recently please chime in.

I'm pretty sure this turn-key website belonged to her, but I'm not 100% certain. Does the contact info differ from what she used at MassageAnywhere?

www.northbrook-massage.com

Dr Manhattan
05-17-21, 17:19
Is Olga on your list.Hmm. Shoot me a PM. So many of them used 'Olga' as an alias, it's difficult to remember who really was who. I'd have to dig.

ApplePiePussy
05-17-21, 17:21
They definitely exist.They do. But not young and hot ones. You can have any two combinations below, but not all three (in Chicago).

1. Good massage training.

2. extra play.

3. Young and hot.

Ron M
05-17-21, 17:24
They do. But not young and hot ones. You can have any two combinations below, but not all three (in Chicago).

1. Good massage training.

2. extra play.

3. Young and hot.I'll take 1 and 2. 3 ain't happening. At my stage in life I'm good with that.

Dr Manhattan
05-17-21, 17:50
They do. But not young and hot ones. You can have any two combinations below, but not all three (in Chicago).

1. Good massage training.

2. extra play.

3. Young and hot.That's a fair assessment. Back when the action wasn't so lean, I'd have a few attractive ones with real skills allow SS. Oftentimes, SS is their limit unless you are a whale with a tendency to leave fat tips. I'd caution guys to play it safe with them. Be friendly, polite, and try minimal draping at first. If you are easygoing, it'll seem like it's just part of your nature. Don't overdo it and come off as overeager or desperate. It'll only turn them off.

I'll ditch the blanket and sheet and reach for a bath towel if they have one. Fold that in half and lay it down the centerline of your ass crack so that you are nude with nothing really showing. Watch for the obvious gray areas. I've noticed that some Euros will bemoan that skimpy draping maneuver but will actually remove the towel to cover you up with the sheet. A real CMT would not leave you nude for even a brief moment and actually leave the room for you to re-adjust.

Remember that Euros are a bit of a different breed. A young massage therapist who was born and raised here will have many, many more hoops to jump through. Don't jump the gun so that you get yourself blacklisted at some local chain massage studio.

Jesus Collins
05-18-21, 17:14
Any recent info on this place? I see some stuff from last year but anything recent? I've never been to euro place. Only asian and Latina. Any special protocol? Recs on who I should see and expected pricing would be wonderful. Thanks all. Pms are fine.

James.It's dead. All the decent MT's there have moved on.

Jesus Collins
05-18-21, 17:18
They do. But not young and hot ones. You can have any two combinations below, but not all three (in Chicago).

1. Good massage training.

2. extra play.

3. Young and hot.1+2+3 = Purple Unicorn That Flies.

JamesTChicago
05-19-21, 13:58
I find myself in the area somewhat consistently these days. Would have loved a nice go to spot.


It's dead. All the decent MT's there have moved on.

JamesTChicago
05-19-21, 14:00
Any good recent info on Norwood Massage Clinic on Milwaukee? I drove by recently and it's still open and I'll be driving by pretty often nowadays. Pms are fine with me. Thanks!

James.

AngelBravo
05-19-21, 17:25
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2PM me all the details you can spare. Thanks in advance.

TheWimp
05-19-21, 17:54
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2Pressing the "Like" button for A2.

Glad the banned member is gone. He also use to send me PMs telling me what I should / should not post.

SmileySam
05-19-21, 18:36
They do. But not young and hot ones. You can have any two combinations below, but not all three (in Chicago).

1. Good massage training.

2. extra play.

3. Young and hot.I would be happy with 2&3 but that has never happened in Chicago.

CanadianGuy
05-19-21, 20:50
Pressing the "Like" button for A2.

Glad the banned member is gone. He also use to send me PMs telling me what I should / should not post.He also PMed me once asking why I wrote a review because he has "known her a long while". Good riddance.

ApplePiePussy
05-20-21, 02:05
I would be happy with 2&3 but that has never happened in Chicago.Oh yes it has. There has been plenty of hot and young Euro massage talent coming to Chicago for at least the last 10 years. They don't work in parlors though. They work in motels. You're not going to get anything that resembles a legitimate massage. But you will get a finish. However, nowadays the finish is more often only an HJ whereas before it was CBJ. And of course the cost has gone up.

The girls in the parlors make 30 for the hour massage plus a 40 to 80 dollar tip to bust their asses for 60 minutes. The girls in the motels will make 90 to 120 (agency girls) for a half hour to simply feather touch your back for 5 minutes and then offer an HJ. They obviously make even more if they are independent. And they make even more if they offer further services. There's a reason why the parlor women are 45 and up.

HanginBalls
05-20-21, 04:53
I would be happy with 2&3 but that has never happened in Chicago.You just have to have some game. And, a big cock doesn't hurt either!

Grntrwy
05-20-21, 11:08
I've been having trouble booking with MA and 262. Anybody have any advice on how to get a response?

SmileySam
05-20-21, 11:39
Oh yes it has. There has been plenty of hot and young Euro massage talent coming to Chicago for at least the last 10 years. They don't work in parlors though. They work in motels. You're not going to get anything that resembles a legitimate massage. But you will get a finish. However, nowadays the finish is more often only an HJ whereas before it was CBJ. And of course the cost has gone up...There's a reason why the parlor women are 45 and up.Ok I have changed my mind. I want it all 1, 2, & 3. Any suggestions in Chicago?

DJoe86
05-20-21, 13:14
Hi I'm going to Chicago next month. Is there any EU massage that does FS. Let me knw I'm only there for a week thanks.

RaffyTaffy
05-21-21, 09:13
Saw Olga few yrs back. 1. 8 90 min. Hr, milking. Hit her back and asked for four hand. Immediate response yes. Asked if she thought I would enjoy one person better. She replied you will enjoy massage. 1. 2 for massage. Just put 2. Out before massage. Olga was on bottom half, with blonde on my head. Olga began edging all my in-between s, teasing for bit before tickling my balls, grabbing my rock. Blonde gave very nice shoulder, back, arm massage while I grabbed her ass some. Eventually she started playing with my nipples, when asked squeezed rubbed them hard. Eventually I got on hands knees (all fours) with Olga working slow intense HJ as blonde rubbed / smacked ass / nips. I had to release sooner than I wished. Nobody was touching me as I felt it. Turned on side with fast plead to assist me as they did. Spent next 20 getting stretched, head massage, good stuff. Olga continued to edge me during this part which eventually lead to a 2nd pop. I was on my knees with body up while hard AF was sticking right out. Olga spent almost 5 min really exerting herself with consistent fast hand speed. Blonde teased my ass (no prostate) as. I felt release deep within me, spent min shacking before exploding. Intense AF I laid motionless a few as they cleaned up. Idk but I think Olga offers a bigger menu. They do incalls as well.

https://european-massage.com/contact

ApplePiePussy
05-21-21, 12:14
Ok I have changed my mind. I want it all 1, 2, & 3. Any suggestions in Chicago?Nope. If we are defining #3 as under 30 and legitimately attractive then no, I haven't seen that in at least 5 years. Golden Hands when Anna and Diana still worked there is probably the last time. I have had some short decent massages at the motels but those never went longer than 5 minutes. The reality is that talent levels have plummeted since the backpage bust. But they were already heading downhill before then. It's even getting difficult to find the 1 and 3 combination in terms of Euro girls. Even just a legitimate massage from a young and attractive euro girl. And the motel scene has drastically changed in the last few years as well. Agencies have disappeared and others have transitioned to escorts.

We'll see what happens when we completely reopen to foreigners after covid but I'm not expecting much.

CanadianGuy
05-21-21, 12:56
Anyone have any info on Chicago Rubs? http://chicagorubs.com/.

I've scoured the forums but haven't been able to find much.

Thanks in advance!

Silvio
05-22-21, 08:09
I'm pretty sure this turn-key website belonged to her, but I'm not 100% certain. Does the contact info differ from what she used at MassageAnywhere?

www.northbrook-massage.comPhone is the same.

Silvio
05-22-21, 08:11
Any good recent info on Norwood Massage Clinic on Milwaukee? I drove by recently and it's still open and I'll be driving by pretty often nowadays. Pms are fine with me. Thanks!

James.If you call the clinic there you can ask for the massage person. She has limited hours. Let us know uf you book. I'd like to see her but no weejends on her schedule it appears.

Dr Manhattan
05-22-21, 10:12
Anyone have any info on Chicago Rubs? http://chicagorubs.com/.

I've scoured the forums but haven't been able to find much.

Thanks in advance!RM has reviews with an address on Archer. Looks more Latina and AA. I see no Euros on their website.

LakeMichigan
05-24-21, 07:41
I'll answer for him; the person's name was Amber. She doesn't work there anymore but I can confirm some of the ladies if requested will allow you; Just ask first.Thanks. I've been there quite a few times and only had anything extra from one of the girls in particular.

JamesTChicago
05-24-21, 12:23
They only have one? Does anyone have any info on her or her offerings?


If you call the clinic there you can ask for the massage person. She has limited hours. Let us know uf you book. I'd like to see her but no weejends on her schedule it appears.

TheWimp
05-24-21, 14:39
They only have one? Does anyone have any info on her or her offerings?There is a post on page 10 that provides useful info to move on.

Member #6286
05-25-21, 08:41
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2Is that what happened to him? How do you know? Seems odd. I was messaging him and then he was no longer showing up. Honestly I don't get guys who post reviews and go tell the girl. If she wants one she would ask. If you post one, it's for us and not for her. So that was a noob move on his part. Anyway, can someone post the description and services for this "Irene"? Is she hot? Young? Thin? Good?

SmileySam
05-25-21, 13:36
Is that what happened to him? How do you know? Seems odd. I was messaging him and then he was no longer showing up. Honestly I don't get guys who post reviews and go tell the girl. If she wants one she would ask. If you post one, it's for us and not for her. So that was a noob move on his part. Anyway, can someone post the description and services for this "Irene"? Is she hot? Young? Thin? Good?I haven't seen her in years. Face maybe a 6. In her 40's. Not hot not young. Medium build. Nice though. Light massage. L1 only. Olga is in her 50's. Big Russian body.

Random36
05-28-21, 11:32
Have seen Olga, how does Irene look, age, etc?


This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2

FullyMooned
05-28-21, 22:16
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2

Dr Manhattan
05-29-21, 00:12
Have seen Olga, how does Irene look, age, etc?See the post directly below yours. ;)

RoronoaZ
05-31-21, 12:20
Haven't seen her in a min but have visited 3 times. She's MIA atm, who knows where. First time I saw her, no extras, but flirting was present. The second time L1 for. 4 extra with OTC bottom. Third time same with OTC top and bottom. I am rather fond of the thrill of the chase and would have kept going with the desire to do more, but she has ghosted and so here I am, reviewing her.

TheWimp
05-31-21, 15:39
Has anyone had any luck at Le msg (intentional abbreviation) in Park Ridge? I went once a few years ago and it was not memorable. I stopped by today and it was closed for holiday. Also stopped by two other places and both closed for holiday as well.

Please PM me if you want to share info about LeM. Its been around for many years. I will give it another go with low expectations.

Dr Manhattan
05-31-21, 21:06
Has anyone had any luck at Le msg (intentional abbreviation) in Park Ridge? I went once a few years ago and it was not memorable. I stopped by today and it was closed for holiday. Also stopped by two other places and both closed for holiday as well.

Please PM me if you want to share info about LeM. Its been around for many years. I will give it another go with low expectations.The Yelp and Google user reviews typically say one of two things: LeM will provide a decent yet unremarkable massage, or they only perform light touch no matter what the customer requests. One woman made a huge stink in her review that she was only offered a towel to cover with. Another complained that they use way too much oil. Hmmm...

Many of the public reports go back many years and something is keeping them in business. Definitely cannot be the normies, unless LeM receives a huge influx of one-and-done visitors right off the highway.

ApplePiePussy
05-31-21, 22:42
Has anyone had any luck at Le msg (intentional abbreviation) in Park Ridge? I went once a few years ago and it was not memorable. I stopped by today and it was closed for holiday. Also stopped by two other places and both closed for holiday as well.

Please PM me if you want to share info about LeM. Its been around for many years. I will give it another go with low expectations.It took me 7 seconds to find the place you were talking about on Google and I had no previous knowledge of it.

Dr Manhattan
06-01-21, 00:58
It took me 7 seconds to find the place you were talking about on Google and I had no previous knowledge of it.In his defense, I left a review in here of our rubber glove lady. I used the complete business name. Coincidentally soon after, she came after me in my pm's with a fake user name. Go figure. Gotta love Google searching your own spa.

BangWarrior
06-01-21, 05:57
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.What is AH? Looking for a Euro massage and this looks promising.

BangWarrior
06-01-21, 06:03
Hey all,

I had luck with another one (message for details) but I did $100 for session and self-serve but I got to roam sans some clothing, her tits were in my face and she was very feely (except for junior). What worked for me was keeping a dialogue the entire time, stay friendly and engaged. They were tight dresses so I complimented her on her looks, mentioned how much I liked certain massages she did when she was testing the waters, and had success getting her boobs out. However, it was like pulling teeth to convince her to go further outside of self, and that seems to be the consensus. I however only tipped $50, as we did not talk price in the room, just mentioned I had some tipping cash to spare. Obvi like all here, YRMV.

That being said, the experience itself is quite pleasant and relaxing, I just wanted to go see someone after to take off the edge.Visited last week after a gap of 6 months. Dress code changed (loose black tee) and client's privates covered with a towel through the session. Therapist (Lanie) said a lot has changed, and no touching. Seemed like a waste of 100, and was asked a tip on top of that.

TheWimp
06-01-21, 06:59
It took me 7 seconds to find the place you were talking about on Google and I had no previous knowledge of it.It reduces outside browser search recommendation

Rodney1117
06-01-21, 10:40
What is AH? Looking for a Euro massage and this looks promising.Arlington Heights.

TooFull
06-01-21, 13:40
This is for Irene or Irina off luxury European massage in AH. I would strongly recommend her services.

Not many providers out there truly care about the customer experience and Irene delivers. She gives a good massage and everything else. I rank her one of the top providers in the area (AMP included) Pm for details.

I bumped this port to the top for a week for the guy who got banned for telling the OP to pull this because this chick doesn't like reviews.

Let me be clear, who fucking cares, no chicks like reviews, they love it when you guys are stupid and afraid, the only choice you need to make is do you keep your testicles in your nut sack or do you cut them out and hand them to her?

A2I visited for the first time last week during the afternoon after calling to make an appointment. Had a woman named Nat*lya. Nice, probably in her 40's. Seemed to be the only one working there. There was only a towel to cover, so I got my hopes up. I only draped a little bit below the waist. I gave all the right signals, spread the legs during the lower half massage. But she always kept the folded towel along the midline between the legs. She did roam more than a professional masseuse would, but never grazed the goods. On the flip, I was not careful with the towel, but again she kept it along the midline. Left both legs exposed, but that's it. I didn't push the issue.

Overall, left with a decent hour-long massage with no extras. As always, YMMV.

RoronoaZ
06-01-21, 14:14
I visited for the first time last week during the afternoon after calling to make an appointment. Had a woman named Nat*lya. Nice, probably in her 40's. Seemed to be the only one working there. There was only a towel to cover, so I got my hopes up. I only draped a little bit below the waist. I gave all the right signals, spread the legs during the lower half massage. But she always kept the folded towel along the midline between the legs. She did roam more than a professional masseuse would, but never grazed the goods. On the flip, I was not careful with the towel, but again she kept it along the midline. Left both legs exposed, but that's it. I didn't push the issue.

Overall, left with a decent hour-long massage with no extras. As always, YMMV.I had almost an identical experience, even hinted to extras with masked conversation. Absolutely wouldn't bite, kind of annoying, definitely a waste of time as it's not a good massage.

EdCarbone
06-03-21, 11:03
Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.html

Jesus Collins
06-03-21, 11:33
Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.htmlNumber is not coming up anywhere on a google search and she's just a bit too pretty. No nudity isn't a big deal, it's meaningless but my spidey senses are going off on this one.

KiwiEater48
06-03-21, 11:37
Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.htmlLooks really cute though. And could be really close to me if really in AH. I may TOFTT if she returns my text.

ChgoGuySouth
06-03-21, 11:49
Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.

KiwiEater48
06-03-21, 11:51
Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.Who are you talking about?

TheWimp
06-03-21, 13:02
Anyone tried? I searched the phone and found nothing. That always worries me. Plus no nudity in photo.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/arlington-heights-il/6706220.htmlUse tineye. Photos are stolen.

Dr Manhattan
06-04-21, 00:50
Use tineye. Photos are stolen.Correct. Images are from a Russian TV drama called "Kitchen."

Dr Manhattan
06-04-21, 00:51
Still trying to resist the tits but my curiosity is leaning me to see her again if anything has changed. Massage was ok last time I saw her. Wondering if it gets better. PM is fine.The rubber glove lady will never, ever let you touch her tits. I've tried many times. She is stealthy and simply moves just out of reach if you try.

ChgoGuySouth
06-06-21, 22:47
Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.

Sam Spade
06-07-21, 11:30
Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.You're not the first one to report on these arguments happening. I remember one guy saying it was because of stealing clients. You walk in that basement, and if you are not familiar with the setup, you assume the first one to open the door is your MT and in you go. If the MT doesn't have a booked appointment, some are not above taking another MT's client.

But the funny thing about that is, the guy I'm talking about reported this like 4 to 6 years ago, when we had more Euro options. Now it seems like I can call all the numbers for these shops and hear the same thing, if they pick up at all. They're busy, and try to push me to an 8 or 9 PM appointment. So when they're all busy, the chances or need to steal clients becomes less of a thing.

ChgoGuySouth
06-07-21, 13:54
You're not the first one to report on these arguments happening. I remember one guy saying it was because of stealing clients. You walk in that basement, and if you are not familiar with the setup, you assume the first one to open the door is your MT and in you go. If the MT doesn't have a booked appointment, some are not above taking another MT's client.

But the funny thing about that is, the guy I'm talking about reported this like 4 to 6 years ago, when we had more Euro options. Now it seems like I can call all the numbers for these shops and hear the same thing, if they pick up at all. They're busy, and try to push me to an 8 or 9 PM appointment. So when they're all busy, the chances or need to steal clients becomes less of a thing.I've been there a few times over the years but I guess I'm always hoping I have a better experience. Just looking for a nice mature euro. Great massage at least.

HeadsOfState
06-07-21, 16:10
Visited last week after a gap of 6 months. Dress code changed (loose black tee) and client's privates covered with a towel through the session. Therapist (Lanie) said a lot has changed, and no touching. Seemed like a waste of 100, and was asked a tip on top of that.I go here for scrubs monthly and things have definitely changed. They drape you when you're on your back. Outfits are more modest. The one girl who would go the extra mile (kt) doesn't seem to be there anymore and their pics are no longer on the site.

Still a nice service though.

Jcm112
06-09-21, 16:53
I go here for scrubs monthly and things have definitely changed. They drape you when you're on your back. Outfits are more modest. The one girl who would go the extra mile (kt) doesn't seem to be there anymore and their pics are no longer on the site.

Still a nice service though.If anyone knows where Katie and Amber went off to please DM me. I really enjoyed my scrubs there and they were pretty cool people in general.

Dr Manhattan
06-09-21, 18:26
Went to 1290 over the weekend. As soon as I walked in I could hear arguing coming from downstairs. Walked down and saw three women arguing with each other. Couldn't understand what they were saying but they were sure hot at one another. Arguing stopped after the woman I was seeing stepped back into the room. She apologized to me for it. But yikes, I thought they were going to kill each other.Yeah from what I understand, the gloved lady and the women at Creative have some real bad blood between them. Did you see if one of them was a tall, stacked brunette at the end of the hall?

Dbiz01
06-10-21, 07:24
Yeah from what I understand, the gloved lady and the women at Creative have some real bad blood between them. Did you see if one of them was a tall, stacked brunette at the end of the hall?No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.

TooFull
06-10-21, 14:01
No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.I generally agree with your sentiment. But the male brain is hardwired to respond positively to variety. That's the case whether you are a human or a rat.

https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1963-07859-001

There's a scarcity of Latina joints that are accessible to the average, non-Latino monger. It's a basic supply and demand issue.

Same thing with Euro places. They don't seem to like the MP model, which the asians have a monopoly on. They make more money through the old fashioned, booker model. I have yet to find an EMP that isn't in that Shermer area, but you can find many Euros through escort agencies. I'm just not interested in an over-priced CBJ.

Dr Manhattan
06-11-21, 10:13
No disrespect, but you guys kill me over these Euro WGs. They're just as bad as Latinas, I. E. , you pay a ton of cash for a lot of nothing.Part of it is the mystique. After a busy work week, nothing compares to finding a quiet and clean medical office in the burbs to get a therapeutic rub by Euro with a villain's accent. They are strict by nature and like to run a tight ship, so I can simply get nude, let go of all my worries, and let them have their way with me.

The Latina mp's are always in high traffic areas or in places I'd never want to leave my car for an extended period. That in itself isn't the working definition of relaxing. And the hotel services always leave me feeling like I'm about to walk into a sting.

A stable, long-term office operation feels reliable and safe. EMP ladies are always veiled and guarded, so if she came at me loudly with a menu of services and prices, I'd know something was amiss. Euros make you work for it, but this creates a mildly thrilling hunt-and-chase project. By comparison, AMPs start to feel dumb and easy after a while.

Dr Manhattan
06-13-21, 09:47
With Euro pickings so slim, I'm combing my email for old communications that I never followed up with. And by old, I mean really old. Both of these women responded to me years ago via BP or CL. "Alexa J. " advertised having a condo in Schaumberg near Golf and Roselle. "Dominique" was the same difference, with a place also near Roselle and 90. Their prices at the time were 160+ for an hour sensual, which was steep considering how we were swimming in options. Now, I'm willing to pay for that. You know what they say about beggars and choices. Since both ladies worked out of their home studios, does anyone know if they are still around? Alexa's email bounced back immediately, so it's dead. Dominique's email may be active.

Has anyone else decided to play the "select oldest messages first" crapshoot with their inbox, dust off old emails, and strike up new conversations?

TheWimp
06-13-21, 10:50
With Euro pickings so slim, I'm combing my email for old communications that I never followed up with. And by old, I mean really old. Both of these women responded to me years ago via BP or CL. "Alexa J. " advertised having a condo in Schaumberg near Golf and Roselle. "Dominique" was the same difference, with a place also near Roselle and 90. Their prices at the time were 160+ for an hour sensual, which was steep considering how we were swimming in options. Now, I'm willing to pay for that. You know what they say about beggars and choices. Since both ladies worked out of their home studios, does anyone know if they are still around? Alexa's email bounced back immediately, so it's dead. Dominique's email may be active.

Has anyone else decided to play the "select oldest messages first" crapshoot with their inbox, dust off old emails, and strike up new conversations?Dr M. Both are retired. Ill send you a link that you might find useful.

Frogger7777
06-14-21, 10:42
Anyone know if Tat's will ever reopen?

Dr Manhattan
06-14-21, 12:51
Anyone know if Tat's will ever reopen?Google lists both the Northbrook and Schaumburg locations as 'Permanently Closed. ' It will be an end of an era if true. They've operated under many names for the past 20 years, but all those roads still lead back to Tats.

Below are all of the numbers that I could find which are / were tied to the agency. Perhaps try these out again over the Summer to discover if anything changes.

(847) 257-0257, (847) 845-6348, (773) 407-7025, (773) 297-9279.

Kda Kodiac
06-14-21, 14:48
Google lists both the Northbrook and Schaumburg locations as 'Permanently Closed. ' It will be an end of an era if true. They've operated under many names for the past 20 years, but all those roads still lead back to Tats.

Below are all of the numbers that I could find which are / were tied to the agency. Perhaps try these out again over the Summer to discover if anything changes.

(847) 257-0257, (847) 845-6348, (773) 407-7025, (773) 297-9279.For what it's worth, I saw a rubmaps post May 28 for the Tat's location in Schaumburg. The number listed in the post was a 312 area code 312-217-4777. I know when I used them they all seem to be filtered to 1 or 2 locations and the booker staffed from there. She would ask what location. Do not know how it works now. Was off my radar as my last couple were not the most steller.

Big Waffle
06-14-21, 16:11
Indeed there are a couple fairly recent reviews on rubmaps which indicate that Tats is still alive. It's just a matter of finding a phone number that works, since they've had many various numbers over the years. I have not been there since before covid.

Also I agree completely with Dr Manhattan. Euro desire is all about getting variety. Euros tend to have their own unique style and if you get a good one it's a different experience from a typical AMP. Alina was a great example of that. Very sultry woman, very mysterious vibe. The first time I saw her was amazing, because I didn't know for sure if I was going to succeed or not. As I was laying on my stomach she was massaging my thighs and she got closer and closer to the balls, until finally she was full-on massaging my balls and taint area. I was so turned on and her hand technique was so good after the flip, I nearly hit the ceiling. Those are the sort of experiences we hunt for in the euro scene. Low supply and high demand means increased cost sadly.

Dr Manhattan
06-15-21, 01:33
For what it's worth, I saw a rubmaps post May 28 for the Tat's location in Schaumburg. The number listed in the post was a 312 area code 312-217-4777. I know when I used them they all seem to be filtered to 1 or 2 locations and the booker staffed from there. She would ask what location. Do not know how it works now. Was off my radar as my last couple were not the most steller.Crazy that the number also leads back to somebody who breeds exotic cats and quails. Guess they really do live on the "wild" side... *rim-shot*

Jesus Collins
06-16-21, 09:27
Indeed there are a couple fairly recent reviews on rubmaps which indicate that Tats is still alive. It's just a matter of finding a phone number that works, since they've had many various numbers over the years. I have not been there since before covid.

Also I agree completely with Dr Manhattan. Euro desire is all about getting variety. Euros tend to have their own unique style and if you get a good one it's a different experience from a typical AMP. Alina was a great example of that. Very sultry woman, very mysterious vibe. The first time I saw her was amazing, because I didn't know for sure if I was going to succeed or not. As I was laying on my stomach she was massaging my thighs and she got closer and closer to the balls, until finally she was full-on massaging my balls and taint area. I was so turned on and her hand technique was so good after the flip, I nearly hit the ceiling. Those are the sort of experiences we hunt for in the euro scene. Low supply and high demand means increased cost sadly.Never had any luck there. Sometimes you just don't connect with a provider.

Big Waffle
06-16-21, 15:32
I tried a phone number associated with tats from rubmaps and that Russian woman who books the appointments answered. I recognized her voice easily. But when I said "Is this tatianas?" she said "No wrong number". So I don't know what's going on. Maybe they folded the business, or maybe she's only booking known regulars right now, or maybe my voice just spooked her for whatever reason.

TheWimp
06-16-21, 15:40
I tried a phone number associated with tats from rubmaps and that Russian woman who books the appointments answered. I recognized her voice easily. But when I said "Is this tatianas?" she said "No wrong number". So I don't know what's going on. Maybe they folded the business, or maybe she's only booking known regulars right now, or maybe my voice just spooked her for whatever reason.Big Waffle (with syrup) - that happened to me as well. I contacted that number in the past and the lady said wrong number. When I googled the number it is the right number! Its also associated with the cat breeder Dr Manhattan mentioned. Your voice didn't spook her. I've never been to tatiannas. I guess I never will either.

Big Waffle
06-17-21, 15:01
Does anyone have a basic review of Mia at Creative Therapies? I can't find anything with the search function.

Edit: Nevermind I found an old review from a couple years back, it appears she never gives extras. If you've had success please share.

EdCarbone
06-17-21, 23:01
Does anyone have a basic review of Mia at Creative Therapies? I can't find anything with the search function.

Edit: Nevermind I found an old review from a couple years back, it appears she never gives extras. If you've had success please share.Mia, the short one with a big belly? Lousy massage, L1 jackhammer. Heard more after a few times. Never returned.

Dr Manhattan
06-23-21, 11:39
Quick note that an old online resource for EMP ads is back online. Not sure how long it's been since they reinstated this category. Certainly not as good as the days when they had a straight-up 'Massage' session, but hopefully, we'll see some Euro action in here again: https://chicago.craigslist.org/d/health-wellness-services/search/hws.

ChgSpaMan
06-24-21, 10:32
Quick note that an old online resource for EMP ads is back online. Not sure how long it's been since they reinstated this category. Certainly not as good as the days when they had a straight-up 'Massage' session, but hopefully, we'll see some Euro action in here again: https://chicago.craigslist.org/d/health-wellness-services/search/hws.More massage services are actually listed in the beauty category on CL.

Dr Manhattan
06-24-21, 15:33
More massage services are actually listed in the beauty category on CL.CL used to feature a distinct 'Massage' section. When CL axed the massage forum, it all moved to 'Beauty.’

Keep in mind that with the rebranded Wellness section, I predict that a lot of the potential action will move over there. Appropriately separated from all the hair braiding and nail shop ads.

Random36
06-26-21, 09:01
Anyone know where she is now? Hot blond from Ukraine.

ConfuciusMan
06-28-21, 15:40
Anyone know where Julia went? Cute blond about 28 yrs old.

ChgoGuySouth
07-06-21, 19:15
Just looking for a grandma type for massage if anyone knows about one. DM is fine.

Dr Manhattan
07-07-21, 12:30
Just looking for a grandma type for massage if anyone knows about one. DM is fine.Holy smokes, if this one is still doing body rubs, you're in luck. I saw her for FBSM 20 years ago and she had to be in her 50's back then. She's still listed on Yelp!
As she states on her profile, "It excites me when the client refreshed and happy."

Whew!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-relax-massage-chicago

Goat Trotter
07-08-21, 19:58
She's a nut. Went to her like 10 years ago. And I think she should have paid me. LOL.


Holy smokes, if this one is still doing body rubs, you're in luck. I saw her for FBSM 20 years ago and she had to be in her 50's back then. She's still listed on Yelp!
As she states on her profile, "It excites me when the client refreshed and happy."

Whew!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-relax-massage-chicago

EdCarbone
07-09-21, 12:58
Holy smokes, if this one is still doing body rubs, you're in luck. I saw her for FBSM 20 years ago and she had to be in her 50's back then. She's still listed on Yelp!
As she states on her profile, "It excites me when the client refreshed and happy."

Whew!

https://www.yelp.com/biz/european-relax-massage-chicagoI saw her once about 2 or 3 years ago. Definitely around 60, gained weight. Massage was just okay. Massive boobs. Let me get them out. One of the best handjobs I've had though. Went slow, but really seemed to know what she was doing.

Not sure if I'll repeat or not.

Dr Manhattan
07-09-21, 14:25
The local Polish newspapers are one of the last places to have their own classifieds section, similar to the glory days of the old Chicago Reader. Many of these links require Google Translate to decipher unless you speak fluently. I'm not sure if these are filled with hidden gems or fools' gold.

Polish Monitor:

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=pl&u=https://www.monitorlocalnews.com/content/classifieds/zdrowie-i-uroda&prev=search&pto=aue

Not much in this one, but that likely changes by the week:

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=pl&u=https://ogloszenia.dziennikzwiazkowy.com/wszystkie/categories/uslugi/&prev=search&pto=aue

I tried reaching out to Maryla, but didn't hear back. The number possibly traces back to an older Euro. Does anyone have experience with this one? I'd hate to spook them suddenly with an influx of inquiries.

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=pl&u=https://tygodnikprogram.com/patatay-classifieds/&prev=search&pto=aue

Polish Weekly Express seems to lack online classifieds. Can anyone confirm if the physical paper is worth picking up? (Unfortunately, the online Russian, Lithuanian, and Ukrainian papers are also without classified ads.).

https://www.facebook.com/Polish-Weekly-Express-233036124108450/