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Chasptick37
04-30-14, 14:24
Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.Why are you so upset?
And yes, I am being serious.
Yellowfever023
04-30-14, 18:22
Make sure. You get the message out but who knows what writtings may surface and where? Certainly, don't want to damage any of you stellar perverts reputation.Who the fuck are you calling perverts you fucking hypocrite? What about your reputation asswipe?
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I figured I'd post this over here, since she's located not too far north over the MA border.
(and I'm certain Mr. Gansett will enjoy reading about another one of my misadventures).
Rather than do paperwork today, I figured I could use a massage, so I tried this one. I had to call a couple of times before she answered, as she was sleeping. .
Lets make your day a little more exciting. With a sential body rub. Friday special (cheep cheep).28.
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Italian cutie wants to help relax you from the stressful week! Top sheet avail with or without lotion. I like to take my time! Enquire about service options 80 for a hr prices reflect services rendered. I'm avail everyday allday in a private descrete residence pics avail just call me would love to talk with you! 508 818 3892 hope to hear from you!
Poster's age: 28.
• Location: South Coast. 495/95 / rt1 area.
• Post I'd: 21781092 southcoast.
I set up an appointment for 10 Am. I got instructions to which exit to take and to call when close. I did. And I was given the address.
The place is a duplex, right off the highway. Plenty of parking. Neighbors are right there, just so you know.
Apparently, you need to "go around back". Which means, you'll be walking through the back yard, in the snow. Which is entertaining too, as you can gauge her volume by the number of boot prints left by fellow mongerers. I counted no less than four of five different sets, although I'm sure there were more.
So, you walk around back. Which, in fact, is the entrance to the basement. I waited out there a few seconds for her to open the door and I was met by a young woman. White. 5'5" +.150 lbs. Dark, long hair. No make up. Kinda okay looking. Wearing a huge pull over sweater. High as a kite. No eye contact.
I walk in and it's an unfinished basement. With a "room" in the middle. Made from four hanging sheets!
And, you guessed it Gansett. Another fucking mattress on the floor!
And as far as her "top sheet service". The only sheets were the ones hanging from the ceiling! LOL. I really was actually laughing. Which was kinda cool. Because she knew exactly why. It was so sad.
There was absolutely no way I was laying on that mattress. So after a quick cop check. I just came out and told her."Hey, listen, I don't want a massage. I want titties. Titties to suck on and titties to cum on. I'll do most of the work, myself.".
I figured she would work with me, as there was no doubt that she's wasn't anything more than a tweeked out provider. But you know what? She was cool about it. She first said that she doesn't normally do anything for less than the 80 she normally charges. I smiled, and without a word, opened my hands in jesture, showcasing her "pad". As if to say "This is what you have to offer me?" We both laughed.
So, as she sitting there thinking, I started taking off my pants. I figure this would not only make her feel comfortable about who I was. But when some of these girls see you start wacking off in front of them, they like it. I think she liked it. She agreed to a quicky for 60. With head. I agreed.
So, she takes out her tits. And just then you can hear little footstep run across the ceiling. I was like WTF? Are those your kids? She laughed and said no. That they were her sister's kids, and that everything was cool.
Well, I was thinking about ditching just then (as I don't like kids around) , but when she wiped out the tits. They looked pretty good. I'd say a small see cup. Nice nipples. And huge areolas. Exactly what I needed.
I could hear her sister talking upstairs. So I knew the kids were supervised. But as any good mongerer would do. I had to ask."Does your sister work too?" She said no, but apparently she's is cool, as it turns out that it was her house and apparently doesn't mind her sister using her basement as her very own slay pit. Nice sister. And since this wasn't my first time at a venue such as this. I simply reverted back to past memories of being 16 why / o, and being in some high school girl's basement. And I'm just about to fuck her while the parents are upstairs watching TV. Ahhh, memories. And hey, if you know me. I like to work with what I have. Besides, she wasn't exactly ugly. And you know what. Even if she was, she doesn't even look at you in the eyes. So there!
So, after some good old fashioned tit suckling, I figured she was getting mellowed out. When I asked for the BJ, she did it just as I requested. BB. Good knob sucking. But with a bit too much hand at first. When asked if she DT's. She accommodated to the best of her ability. I guess.
I don't have tits at home any longer. And being that I miss them something awful, I was quite happy with switching between the BBBJ and titties. It worked. I was done in 20 minutes and I was happy.
At one point I did ask her if she does FS. And she answered,"Yes. For more money." LOL. I asked how much. She said 100. It sounded like FS is 100. And not 100 more!
The whole time I was there I was desperately trying to get her to remove that damn sweater. She had it pulled down the entire time, but when I was about to come, I told her that I most certainly WAS going to get it on it. She just shrugged it off. So I blow it all over her tits AND her sweater. Fuck it. I told you I was going to do it. She didn't give a fuck. The reason why she doesn't remove the sweater is because she has a big belly with stretch marks. So, keep that in mind. She also smelled like smoke.
So, in conclusion. Another one for the books that I will likely not return to. I'd say she could come in handy for a local with a quick need to drop one for some reasonable scratch. IF you're comfortable with the setting. Otherwise, I'd say. Move on.
Ledger6969
05-01-14, 02:24
He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.
Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!
She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.
My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.
She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.
Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!
Xoxo.
Ciao.Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.
Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.
Ledger6969
05-01-14, 02:36
He's so funny his stories are funnier than "maygate" Whatever happened to him? He must have gotten married or has a new gf. LOL.
Anyway I'm trying to convince my friend to provide dom and fetish services. She will only go so far as to give an HJ and with Florida being down south with all these bible belters I don't want to deal with le on a vacation!! I figure we just strictly provide non sexual dom services and see what happens. I'm not even sure it's legal for a guy to jerk off in front of us! I haven't heard of any dom stings, so le scoping out doms ads must be a rarity. If she's game we will be the only doms listed in St. Augustine! I told her to be prepared for an onslaught of calls!
She works on a farm which is also a museum as well. Her horse is boarded there and had some health issues when I met her. The horse, a "she", named Northern Disco (a race horse who has won several races. I'll have to look her up) had a tummy ache and apparently this is potentially life threatening for a horse. My gf quickly took her out to graze on grass to help her ease her sour stomach and was worried about another expensive vet bill. Apparently the horse cut her leg badly on a barbed wire fence (why there was a barbed wire fence accessible to horses is beyond me, but thankfully her husband put up new fencing) and my gf almost had to put her horse down.
My friend is totally broke and makes only $9 an hour on the farm and also cleans houses. I bought her a coach purse when we were at the outlets, because her purse was in such bad condition pieces of it were breaking off and sticking to her skin The purse I bought her was originally $300 something and discounted, with the coupon they gave me it only came to $70! Not even the cost of a HJ, $70 I can make in no time! Anyway I've been friends with her since 1982 and I hate to see her struggle. If any of you end up visiting St. Augustine she's willing to flog you, let her know what your non sexual fetishes are and she is willing to give HJ's only. Pm me for contact if you are interested.
She wants to have a different number for the dom work. Does anyone know how google works? Someone told me on here that you can hook up a different number on your cell phone without changing the actual number. Let me know on this forum or pm me with details.
Tonight is girls night and we are all going to a movie something about men cheating on their women. Weird movie to pick for girls night out. It should be interesting. I hope that everyone is having a good morning and also hope you all have a wonderful day as well!
Xoxo.
Ciao.Yes,...you are! You talk all your. Bs...about Ledger but you are nothing but"trailer park trash" I guess the same as some others at Unique 8 and Diva Spa.
Please, a woman in your position is hardly in any type of a position to be" throwing rocks at anyones hlouses". Seems like your not very much of a prize package yourself Deb.
http://www.rooshv.com/top-5-south-american-countries-with-the-hottest-girls
Argentinian women are crazy. Maybe the admin would like to elaborate on this and tell us if it's true or not based on his experiences. I have a feeling he doesn't put up with crazy women's shit.
Ledger6969
05-01-14, 19:03
We at The USASG want to send you a tip o the hat for posting about us on other sites.
A2.Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.
Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
Thanks from all of us Ledger. Does this mean you are returning to what ever planet you came from?
Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.
Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
Yellowfever023
05-01-14, 20:24
Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.
Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!Cmon guy's get serious, who really wants to close Massholes and miss out on meltdowns like this? All this good entertainment and its all free!
And breed. Scary shit.
That said, Ledger, you might want to do some reading, like this article:
http://www.virusmyth.com/aids/hiv/rrbprostitute.htm
And others that indicate your assumptions are completely wrong.
OK. I know you won't. But it is worth a try to be polite and reasonable. I have no idea what happened to you when you were younger. Maybe you were the kid we gave the swirley to everyday at school? That would explain a lot. The sad thing is, shit hasn't changed. We're still superior to you and your head is still in the toilet.
Go back to the chess club, dude.
C3.
Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.
Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!
Member #4868
05-01-14, 23:40
POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!Was worried I wouldn't make the cut!
Ledger, if I am not on one of your lists, shit ALL of your lists, then I am doing something wrong. I actually may venture into CT and talk with the owner of the hair salon, you know, just to show my support of his legitimate establishment. Perhaps I will take him to lunch and get him to open up on some of his douche bag clientele. Maybe bring my Ipad and show him his reviews on Yelp.
Member #4868
05-01-14, 23:43
Admin2, I hope that you review all the people that have voted in terms of being legit members. My reasoning is that tonight there were a handful of "No" votes cast without any "yes" votes. Concerning as the poll was running 2 to 1 prior.
Smoke Screen
05-02-14, 05:44
Your welcome... You get the BS which you like to give out you and your AIDS and STD infected morons. And I'm.
Being nice when I make this comment, POS DH1610, POS PW, BDog POS < Smokescreeen POS and to all of you fuck off!You talk alot of shit while you're hiding behind your computer screen, or mommy's apron, oh wait, that's you wearing the apron. You've got big computer balls, as long as you have your anonymity. You're nothing but a useless worm, crawl back into the bottle you just slid out of, you lush.
It started out with him tipping more and he never insinuated that he was expecting any of you to tip more if you couldn't afford to do so and he did not insinuate that he has more money than everyone else and was rubbing it in your faces. He never said that he tips extra for inferior services, actually he states the opposite. He never said he was a high roller and was also accused of making it more difficult for the rest of you, because he tips more. So be it. He can afford it. I don't see where the reasons were for jumping on him originally. He offhandedly made a remark about tipping more and it went along with his post and then the shit hit the fan! I didn't see the big to do and you guys all ganged up on him and started bullying him. Every one of you would be upset. He pmed someone, but then Apologized for doing so. I think you guys were originally way too hard on him and read between the lines and made it a to do about nothing. I'm not saying that he didn't go off the deep end over the bullying. He did. But you don't know his background. Maybe he has some stress in his life. You have no idea what's going on with him personally. And by the way most of you guys are hot heads too. A disclaimer so no one reads more into this post: He was obviously Wrong Wrong Wrong for going overboard! And posting on CLCE about the board and threatening to turn you all in. Ok? Here's the posts:
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Quote Originally Posted by Dh1610.
PW my good friend I am in agreement. I think we are seeing Ledger6969 true colors. To steal a phrase from a previous battle "Fucktard" is a needy boasting hotheaded turd. Ledger first you throw fiery daggers in PM's at me and accuse me of something that made no mention of you nor had anything to do with you. Although you apologized after I took you to task you clearly are a quick tempered guy. Now you have the need to brag about tipping if in fact you really do. You must be an absolute joy to deal with. Maybe excessive tipping is the only way you can get the poor girl to give you the time of day. It would be a pleasure at times like this if we had a delete button.
Quote Originally Posted by PwHerman.
Double? Are you fucking kidding me? So you are tipping $80 for a HJ with maybe some roaming. Seriously, why? If I am tipping $80 I am getting, at the very least, a CBJ with plenty of UTC T&be roaming but the girl must be petite and hot. If she is average she gets $60 and is that's that. I have had EPIC sessions of FS, BBBJ etc for $100, are you saying that you are tipping $200 for FS? Are your sessions doubly epic? LMFAO.
Quote Originally Posted by SmokeScreen.
I have to agree with PW & DH, I see no reason to double the tip for average service. You are not the only member who can afford to do it, lots of us can, but common sense wins over throwing money away.
Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969.
I have visited Michelle recently at her other location in CT. Always tip very well I tip double what you guys think is the norm. I can afford it so I have no problem doing it but, tipping is personal. Michelle. I have tipped very well. Sometimes, maybe I feel she maybe not quite up to the norm that day. I still tip the more than generous amount.
You may think tipping is personal however in this game when you overtip it has a direct affect on everyone else by raising the girl's expectations on the rest of us. Some hobbyists are lucky to scrape up just enough $ to have fun once in awhile and in my view it is a selfish act just because you can afford it as you say. I have read many reports about members paying the standard tip for average service and they receive a big pout from the girl because of arrogant high rollers like you who precede them. Are you trying to win their affection and hope they like you by overpaying? Do you also brag to them about what kind of car you drive? If so I think this behavior is pathetic and they probably ultimately view you as a bore and a chump.
Ho Hunter is right on target! No escort on their right mind is going to discuss specific sexual services on the phone or in person until she knows for sure you aren't le. It's a crazy thing to do for you or the escort. For you, because if the woman on the other end isn't an escort, but is in fact le, you are setting yourself up to be arrested by talking about sex acts and money. Don't you guys get the risky nature of this business?? This isn't Germany or the deserts of Nevada for gosh sakes! WTF. Use your common sense! That's why many escorts put disclaimers in their ads, "No explicit, graphic language or the call will be immediately terminated." You can find out what services she offers by reading reviews or if she doesn't have reviews and you TOFTT you take your chances. Even if this hobby was legal any escort could lie her ass off to you, and once she takes your money can do what she wants. What are you going to do about it? Remind her what the agreement was? If she's a con artist she's not going to care what she agreed to do. She can say "I changed my mind." or "I forgot I had my period, so no daty." Geeze!
I think that mental health / mental illnesses / abnormal psychology should be subjects that are mandatory to take in high school and college like math or science. Also conflict management as well. I'm not saying I'm totally perfect and stable. I was bullied as a kid so I'm sensitive to criticism. Also, I've had issues on this board with reviews, one which I shouldn't have taken to heart (BB) and the other I had definite reasons to be pissed as the review was a lie due to me saying no to a monger (RB) but WTF, does it really help that I overreacted? I should have dealt with it more calmly than causing more drama on the board.
So anyway, there are people in this world who are pains in the asses, bosses, partners... Everyday people we run into. Just yesterday my friend was sitting in my car with the door swung open. Someone wanted to park, so she closed the door, but left it open a crack. The one lady who was about to park went ballistic, beeping her horn, and decided not to park in the spot, so my friend swung the door open again and this driver went more ballistic, continuing to beep the horn. WTF, maybe she was in a hurry and pissed off, maybe her husband or kids gave her a hard time earlier, maybe she has a mental illness (bipolar, anxiety or depression) which would account for her behavior.
The best course of action is to remain calm and be patient with the person who's giving you a hard time. We learned this technique at work when I was working with adults with mental illness, how to diffuse a situation when someone is upset. What you do is to repeat what ever the person is saying in an empathetic manner.
Example: client: "you are such a ***** Debbie, I want a cigarrete now! Me: "You know the rules John, You need to take your medication first in order to get a cigarette. What's going on to make you upset? Has anything happened today to make you upset?" Client: "I had a tough day at work! My boss yelled at me! He said I was too slow bagging the groceries." Me: "So what you are saying is that the boss yelled at you at work, because he said you were too slow? Sounds like you had a very stressful day at work. You must be very upset." Client "Yes, I'm really upset! I was doing the best I could, but it was a busy day at the supermarket and I wasn't working at the express lane like I usually do. I'm not used to bagging large amounts of groceries at once and it made me anxious." Me: "Wow, I would have been anxious and upset too. Sounds like a stressful day. I hope your day will be better tomorrow. Why don't you take your meds then I'll give you a cigarette to help you calm down." Client: "Ok, Debbie. I'll take my meds first. Thank you for being so understanding." End of story.
Smoke Screen
05-02-14, 13:01
Was worried I wouldn't make the cut!
Ledger, if I am not on one of your lists, shit ALL of your lists, then I am doing something wrong.I want to know why I'm last on the list, I think I deserve the first place, nobody hates the weasel more than me. Unless he / she / it saved the best for last.
Admin2, I hope that you review all the people that have voted in terms of being legit members. My reasoning is that tonight there were a handful of "No" votes cast without any "yes" votes. Concerning as the poll was running 2 to 1 prior.Yeah I saw that some dickweeds tried to get in some late last minute new user votes. The only way this poll would have effected closing or not closing would have been an overwhelming majority against.
Sorry I haven't been active, I've been sick as a dog the last couple days.
A2.
I do believe you have the perfect cure right around the corner. Go get a double dose and I am sure you will be smiling again.
Yeah I saw that some dickweeds tried to get in some late last minute new user votes. The only way this poll would have effected closing or not closing would have been an overwhelming majority against.
Sorry I haven't been active, I've been sick as a dog the last couple days.
A2.
Smoke Screen I would take it to mean he save the best for last.
I want to know why I'm last on the list, I think I deserve the first place, nobody hates the weasel more than me. Unless he / she / it saved the best for last.
I do believe you have the perfect cure right around the corner. Go get a double dose and I am sure you will be smiling again.To living in a town soooooo fucking full of providers is the lack of pressure to ever feel like I "have" to get some punanni. I like to do my part and not see girls when I'm illing, no use in spreading this shit around because later I'll just get it back.
Besides who wants to screw when you have a fever? I kinda like it when they do (extra heat) but when I'm sick I'm happy to lay around in bed all day. My office is just 5 steps from my bed. I can work when I'm sick. Load up on the OJ and Gatorade and catch up on TV. You can learn all kinds of stuff doing that, who knew Hitler didn't die in Germany but rather came to Argentina.
A2.
who knew Hitler didn't die in Germany but rather came to Argentina.A2.Yeah but it was only the head, & it's in deep freeze & can only unleash the most brilliantly twisted mind of the 20th century in case of planetary invasion, who better to deal with the extermination of a species, but as a backup plan the Argentina women are ready willing & able to fuck the invaders to death! I think I will invade Argentina!
It started out with him tipping more and he never insinuated that he was expecting any of you to tip more if you couldn't afford to do so and he did not insinuate that he has more money than everyone else and was rubbing it in your faces. He never said that he tips extra for inferior services, actually he states the opposite. He never said he was a high roller and was also accused of making it more difficult for the rest of you, because he tips more. So be it. He can afford it. I don't see where the reasons were for jumping on him originally. He offhandedly made a remark about tipping more and it went along with his post and then the shit hit the fan! I didn't see the big to do and you guys all ganged up on him and started bullying him. Every one of you would be upset. He pmed someone, but then Apologized for doing so. I think you guys were originally way too hard on him and read between the lines and made it a to do about nothing. I'm not saying that he didn't go off the deep end over the bullying. He did. But you don't know his background. Maybe he has some stress in his life. You have no idea what's going on with him personally. And by the way most of you guys are hot heads too. A disclaimer so no one reads more into this post: He was obviously Wrong Wrong Wrong for going overboard! And posting on CLCE about the board and threatening to turn you all in. Ok? Here's the posts:
Yardape08 Yardape08 is online now.
Senior Member.
Reports.
338.
Yardape08.
Overtipping.
Quote Originally Posted by Dh1610.
PW my good friend I am in agreement. I think we are seeing Ledger6969 true colors. To steal a phrase from a previous battle "Fucktard" is a needy boasting hotheaded turd. Ledger first you throw fiery daggers in PM's at me and accuse me of something that made no mention of you nor had anything to do with you. Although you apologized after I took you to task you clearly are a quick tempered guy. Now you have the need to brag about tipping if in fact you really do. You must be an absolute joy to deal with. Maybe excessive tipping is the only way you can get the poor girl to give you the time of day. It would be a pleasure at times like this if we had a delete button.
Quote Originally Posted by PwHerman.
Double? Are you fucking kidding me? So you are tipping $80 for a HJ with maybe some roaming. Seriously, why? If I am tipping $80 I am getting, at the very least, a CBJ with plenty of UTC T&be roaming but the girl must be petite and hot. If she is average she gets $60 and is that's that. I have had EPIC sessions of FS, BBBJ etc for $100, are you saying that you are tipping $200 for FS? Are your sessions doubly epic? LMFAO.
Quote Originally Posted by SmokeScreen.
I have to agree with PW & DH, I see no reason to double the tip for average service. You are not the only member who can afford to do it, lots of us can, but common sense wins over throwing money away.
Quote Originally Posted by Ledger6969.
I have visited Michelle recently at her other location in CT. Always tip very well I tip double what you guys think is the norm. I can afford it so I have no problem doing it but, tipping is personal. Michelle. I have tipped very well. Sometimes, maybe I feel she maybe not quite up to the norm that day. I still tip the more than generous amount.
You may think tipping is personal however in this game when you overtip it has a direct affect on everyone else by raising the girl's expectations on the rest of us. Some hobbyists are lucky to scrape up just enough $ to have fun once in awhile and in my view it is a selfish act just because you can afford it as you say. I have read many reports about members paying the standard tip for average service and they receive a big pout from the girl because of arrogant high rollers like you who precede them. Are you trying to win their affection and hope they like you by overpaying? Do you also brag to them about what kind of car you drive? If so I think this behavior is pathetic and they probably ultimately view you as a bore and a chump.
As some. Of you may know diva is Michelle's mist recent addition in the Chinatown scene. She fetches 80,100 or 1.20 and I personally have shelled out 200 for her services absolutely nothing. Untrue to be told here just disclosure. So, if you are looking for the standard .40 HE you may be a little disapoointed. You might even take a walk over a few streets daytime hours and find her working at another so called unsuspecting hairsalon to look for your finish.I stand by what I said and in my opinion over-tipping does have an affect on the rest of us especially at an AMP. Not sure how much you know about AMP's Deb but unlike conventional escorting numerous girls are working side by side in the same establishment competing for our business. And they compare notes and when one hears another got a larger tip the others also adjust their expectations. Just read some of the reviews on NMS in the Providence Massage thread about girls pouting when the standard tip is given after a about of overzealous tipping by other customers. And before you know it the standard tip is now raised. What will surely follow the pout is the level of service the next time you come to see that girl as you are now pegged as a average or standard tipper. To me my idea of an above average tip or reward is returning to see the girl over and over again.
And Ledger did admit to doubling the tip even when the girl is not up to par so I don't understand what the reward is for. And I never said Ledger himself called himself a high roller-that is my choice of words and I have known some people in my personal life who spread $ around like it's going out of style and yes I am inferring that it is usually done to impress. And I also stand by my assertion that the girls often look at such overtures as a sign of weakness. I have been told this directly by several girls so it is more than just conjecture on my part.
I have also attached another post above where Ledger advises he shelled out $200 for her services for in his words "absolutely nothing". And he states that if you are looking for the standard $40 HE tip you may be disappointed. To me this is a direct result of Michelle receiving inflated tips and thus setting her bar higher for everyone else.
And yes I believe that all of this over-tipping came with expectations or maybe a quid pro quo with Michelle on Ledger's part which when wasn't met or he was rebuffed led to his trashing of her on the other site. None of this was ever explained by Ledger by the way and was not as a result of any piling on here but rather preceded most of our commentary.
Yeah I saw that some dickweeds tried to get in some late last minute new user votes. The only way this poll would have effected closing or not closing would have been an overwhelming majority against.
Sorry I haven't been active, I've been sick as a dog the last couple days.
A2.Why am I not surprised at this? I was talking to a friend here recently and predicted this would happen. It's not hard to guess who might have played a part in this and spent the necessary effort to try and stifle free speech and debate. It's a good thing this is an electronic poll and A2 doesn't have to deal with any hanging chads.
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05-03-14, 11:43
Honestly I have never understood why this has been a big deal. Lets face it, we all know, including LE, that a girl on BP has no interest in discussing poetry.
Hypothetically, lets say LE calls a girl and asks if she will do BBBJ. She says I don't discuss services. Do any of you think that they decide " Ok, this one is ok, she's doing nothing wrong." ? Its not how it works. LE decides a girl is a target and calls her. They don't give a shit about her services as they have already decided that she will be arrested. IMHO, from the girls side I would be MORE concerned about a gent that didn't ask any questions.
From the other side, if LE has a undercover in the room and she says she will do it all, well, shame on the monger for not doing better research on the girl and her history. If I see something that interests me and I Google the phone I need to see, at the very least, an ad posting history. What I mean is that if there is no link to the current number except the current ad then it is a no fly zone.
On a personal note, if I cannot confirm services in some way, either through reviews, word of mouth, or discussion with the provider then she is off my list. I find it mind boggling that some of you head off to appointments having no clue what your date will or will not do.
I've heard of providers not being arrested, because they wouldn't talk about services. I personally know around five of them. And even if the providers were arrested and talking about services, if they went to court they would most definitely lose their case. The one's who don't speak of services explicitly would have a chance to beat the charges. They can say they are escorts who go on actual dates with her clients or seeking sugar daddies. No sane provider will speak explicitly and as stated even if they admit they do BBBJ's and such, they can change their minds once money is exchanged. If the hobbyist speaks explicitly and le is on the line they will definitely not be able to beat charges if they decide to take their cases to court (even if their reputations are ruined already from the arrest).
For instance this escort only charges $250 an hour and I forget what her half an hour rate is: paristhespinner.com and she has excellent reviews. Then I spot another ladies website. She's in her 40's, is out of shape and average looking and she charges the same. I suppose it's like apples and oranges and some guys prefer normal, everyday looking women, but I still don't understand why the second lady can find hobbyists who will pay the same rates. Isn't this a business based on looks as well as services?
After I saw a pic of me taken by my friend in Florida (I was horrified that I look so big) I'm absolutely floored why the guys in downtown Boston wanted to give me $300 to $400 an hour while I was escorting there! Maybe it's because my boobs are really firm and natural like a 20 year old and I have no wrinkles yet and have soft supple skin, nice thick hair, pretty blue eyes, dimples... LOL. I must be THAT good with my services I've been told by some guys I give the best BBBJ's they've ever had. It must be from watching so much porn lmao and also I refuse to do anything that I'm not really good at. Disclaimer: I'm only paid for time and companionship only. Anything else that takes place during my sessions is free and between consenting adults only.
I'm flattered and really happy that I have so many voice mails to go through from MA, NY and CT. It's hard to understand why guys call from ads that are weeks old LOL Not a big deal though. I've even gotten some emails and texts from clients who say they miss me. .
My friend and I didn't get much of a response from the dominatrix ad. She's got an awesome body and is beautiful, so I don't understand why the lack of response, but I did write no sexual services offered. I suppose that's why we bombedlol.
Last night I went to the art hop in downtown St. Augustine. The city is so beautiful! It's historical with old Spanish style homes. So unlike a lot of Florida cities and towns which are more commercial like Daytona... I really like it down here and I'm glad I brought my cats, my babies, because I'd really miss them otherwise being away from home so long. By the way, when I leave St. Augustine I'm obviously not driving all the way to MA non stop so I was thinking of doing a stop over in Hilton Head. If anyone's been there and can recommend which areas I should stay and also hotels, pm me. I heard MA has been cold, so I'm glad I missed the weather. Most every day it's been sunny and fabulous in Florida! I hope everyone is having a wonderful day! I'm not sure what I'm doing today, but I may just go back to downtown St. Augustine and take in the sites. Xoxoxoxoxoxo Debbie.
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I've heard of providers not being arrested, because they wouldn't talk about services. I personally know around five of them. And even if the providers were arrested and talking about services, if they went to court they would most definitely lose their case. The one's who don't speak of services explicitly would have a chance to beat the charges. They can say they are escorts who go on actual dates with her clients or seeking sugar daddies. No sane provider will speak explicitly and as stated even if they admit they do BBBJ's and such, they can change their minds once money is exchanged. If the hobbyist speaks explicitly and le is on the line they will definitely not be able to beat charges if they decide to take their cases to court (even if their reputations are ruined already from the arrest).I disagree. Most of the new providers that I ever called would speak about it just fine, at least in my experience.
To few that didn't I said "thanks" and moved on. The competition is too high on backpage for them to be fussy about it. Providers there need us more then we need them and responding to backpage ads is where we take our chances with them too. I know of only one provider who is not begging for new clients because she has more then enough to fit into her schedule. In fact those few times when I tried to put a word out about her I always got 2-3 PMs from angry hobbyists saying that they're having a hard time setting up with her as is and here I am popularizing her even farther. Those who know me better know who I'm talking about.
The rest, even the cream of the crop, would always ask you to spread the word among your friends about them.
I didn't know you were an escort. LOL. If I can do this well, being an older thick, not thin, escort then most anyone will do well. Only two places I did poorly. Atlantic City and Denver Colorado. After the fact I found out that most of the guys don't use backpage in Denver, but another popular site. I've escorted in Vermont, which was where I first started and I was crazy busy, NH, Maine, MA all over, CT and NY are busy as well. Actually I'm still getting a slew of calls and I'm not even advertising! I do know one escort who wasn't busy anywhere she went and she's a super supersized bbw and another escort who wasn't very attractive (although she made $1000 from one client in NH, but that's highly unusual). I met someone in Haverhill who was slow, but she usually made at least $300 a day, as well an escort in Melrose and another in Everett. These areas are apparently not that busy, but otherwise if they moved around they'd do fine. And by the way if you do the math $300 a day isn't too shabby and that's considered a bad day LOL. Who do you know who makes $300 a day? And most escorts make much much more. I can't keep up with all the calls, especially when I'm advertising so what you say makes no sense. The only thing I can think of is maybe the escorts you know are lying to you and say they aren't busy, because they want more money from you, or maybe they can't spell or they post crappy, blurry, unflattering pics on their ads. I cannot believe I'm an anomaly. I've worked with many other escorts who make a killing like I do. The best time was when I first started advertising on CL back in 2008 and that was the beginning of the recession! I got so tired of answering my phone I'd stop taking calls. Also try escorting on Patriots Day weekend near Boston with a tall blonde cougar / ex stripper LOL. Damn, my phone rang every few seconds with a new call I kept a waiting list log! Ugg, it's just not true what you are saying and I always turn down anyone who speaks explicitly. I think Victoria Spencer is funny. When she receives an explicit call asking about specific services and acts, she tells the guys the only thing she can offer them is a bologna sandwich! Then she hangs up on them. LOL. We have the luxury to turn down calls and it's easy to ignore the explicit calls and texts. I usually chastise the guys who speak explicitely or ignore them altogether. None of us wants to get into trouble with le, although you know that you pay for our time and companionship only. This is like my 3rd or 4th post, maybe 5th! Now I'm promising myself to get off of this computer and go on to other things lmao.
I disagree. Most of the new providers that I ever called would speak about it just fine, at least in my experience.
To few that didn't I said "thanks" and moved on. The competition is too high on backpage for them to be fussy about it. Providers there need us more then we need them and responding to backpage ads is where we take our chances with them too. I know of only one provider who is not begging for new clients because she has more then enough to fit into her schedule. In fact those few times when I tried to put a word out about her I always got 2-3 PMs from angry hobbyists saying that they're having a hard time setting up with her as is and here I am popularizing her even farther. Those who know me better know who I'm talking about.
The rest, even the cream of the crop, would always ask you to spread the word among your friends about them.There is a BIG difference from a new provider not knowing the ropes vs one that has been around and probably spooked by LEO a few times.
While a newbie is more willing to want the attention to generate business a few phone calls from LEO to spook them will soon change their ways.
Most of the providers that I have spoken with about reviews either say NO or be discreet with what you say. A PM can get most of the intimate details that most usually want rather that an intimate description.
Any quality provider is not looking to fill every hour of her time with clients like some new providers try to do. It's comforting when you find one that truly enjoys what they do and tells you thay only see a few a day. Think of the economics $150 for a room and they see a minimum of 5 clients a day. They still walk away with a reasonable amount for a days work or play depending on who they are.
My special friend and I were about to go enjoy a cave room at the Candlelite Motor Inn when we found out that a fire has closed the place.
Does anyone know of any motels that have an in-room jacuzzi? Looking for something West of Boston, within 45 minutes of Acton / Littleton.
Also would appreciate any news about what's happening at the Candlelite. I've tried calling but get no answer.
Why anybody would pay more to get laid than to see a doctor. That Paris spinner chick is pretty hot and I would most certainly bone her, but 250 fucking dollars. It just aint going to happen. I'm not speaking harshly against her, she might be awesome but that's just crazy money.
I'm with my girl and we just finished watching the Kentucky Derby and had a little party. Admin cum on now! $250 an hour is nothing in the Boston area. I know of a popular BBW escort who commands $300 an hour. There are a few around here that ask for $500 to $600 an hour. When Caramel Dime is visiting she charges $700 an hour! What were the rates when you lived in the US? The lowest rate around here where you can find a new or half decent provider would be $200 an hour at the least. Anyone who charges any less is probably a junkie and you will be in and out of there in 5 min LOL.
Ok, Admin I have to admit that your personality what women are generally attracted to, that I don't give a damn / suave, charming macho, intelligent, confident attitude you have that women think is hot. Even though I don't know what you look like, you probably don't have to pay for it and can get whatever you want in life. Unfortunately there are some guys who do have to pay either because they don't have good social skills or are single / attached and don't want the drama that women can bring into their lives.
Why do escorts command high wages? Its a matter of supply and demand. There are more men seeking women than women seeking men. Why is that? Because guys can be a pain in the ass! I was a virgin until I was 21, saving myself for what I don't know. Not marriage, because I was married and it was not a good experience. Long story and I won't go there now. The first guy I slept with was my bf. He begged me to have sex with him until I relented and he ended up taking off work that day LOL. The second, and I remember him vividly, I had met him at a bar and brought him home with me. We slept and slept after the deed. When he woke up he hardly looked at me, didn't talk to me, quickly dressed and hit the road. I couldn't figure out what I did for him to act this way, since he was very friendly at the bar when I first met him and while we having nookie.
Have you ever been a woman, been horny and brought a guy home or had a friends with benefits situations. The majority of guys who are one nighters or FWB's are total assholes! Funny thing is when it's free guys want to get off as quickly as possible and generally aren't interested in pleasing the woman. This is when we want to be pleased! The majority of the time when guys pay they want the experience to last as long as possible and want the escort to get off (and this is generally when a woman doesn't want to be bothered. Not me though, because I'm insatiable).
Try a fwb? They are mostly very disrespectful to women, why? Because they take the woman for granted, because what they are getting is free. They don't have to work for it. When you all pay this is when you want us. When you don't pay, you tend to throw us away. Gosh darn, if we reject you or don't pay you any attention, that's when you really want us. When we show you that we like you we get dissed. So this is why women don't want to give it away for free and the same reason we expect to be paid well. For one, we have to distance ourselves emotionally, we have to pace ourselves so we don't get burned out, we are concerned with le and a possible jail sentence or criminal record. And also possible STD's, being assaulted or killed. This is why we charge more than doctor's do.
That Paris spinner chick is pretty hot What Paris spinner chick?
What Paris spinner chick?http://paristhespinner.com/ She might not be in New England anymore.
There is a BIG difference from a new provider not knowing the ropes vs one that has been around and probably spooked by LEO a few times.
While a newbie is more willing to want the attention to generate business a few phone calls from LEO to spook them will soon change their ways.
Most of the providers that I have spoken with about reviews either say NO or be discreet with what you say. A PM can get most of the intimate details that most usually want rather that an intimate description.
Any quality provider is not looking to fill every hour of her time with clients like some new providers try to do. It's comforting when you find one that truly enjoys what they do and tells you thay only see a few a day. Think of the economics $150 for a room and they see a minimum of 5 clients a day. They still walk away with a reasonable amount for a days work or play depending on who they are.Well, I'm talking about those that you'd be taking one for the team with. With no references from the other site and not much talk about here.
Sure, when you're dealing with a select few that want your address and the name of your employer before they see you they probably've been reviewed before, either here or on the other site. Of those you may not even have to be asking questions.
But I'm talking about regular backpage girls with not much trace for you to research. Let me put it to you this way: every time I didn't ask such a provider detailed questions about her service or ignored an evasive answer it always ended up that she was either into "I don't do this / I don't do that" once I arrived, or she was simply not doing the things regarding which she was trying not to answer.
Did I have such experiences before? Yes, and more then one, but I'm trying to avoid them while still occasionally taking chances with not yet reviewed girls.
http://paristhespinner.com/ She might not be in New England anymore.Dude, if you ever make it to Beantown I'd introduce you to much better quality with more favorable pricing (and higher rating) then Paris! (smile).
Dude, if you ever make it to Beantown I'd introduce you to much better quality with more favorable pricing (and higher rating) then Paris! (smile).I certainly appreciate the offer brother, that's very kind. Given the business I'm in though I never engage in P4 P in any locality that it's against the law.
Surprisingly (seriously it surprises the hell out of me) I have a list of ladies from there (USA in general) that have made offers of companionship should I ever be up there again, with the understanding that I don't engage in P4 P. I've never taken any of them up on it, but I have told them all "thank you, if it ever happens I'll still be an asshole as a mod, so that's clear." They all said that doesn't matter.
Consider the same offer made if you find yourself in Argentina.
Deb, baby, you know I dig you, but it will be a cold day in hell indeed before I unass 700 bucks for punanni. I can go way, way, way, longer without pussy than any provider can without paying rent. You are correct, I'm in the hobby more for convenience than need, but I'd give up pussy forever before I paid that kinda money. I'm not saying they shouldn't be able to do it, I'll never say that, just saying I'd never pay it.
A2.
But $250 an hour I think is reasonable for a hottie like Paris By the way Mr. Admin. The ladies in the US that want to sleep with you are p4 p providers? And for free? Damn, you must be hot! And why the comment about you still being the asshole admin? (by the way I don't think you're an asshole. I think you're humorous and keep us on our toes Don't tell me that p4 p ladies are trying to get you to quit this board, I'd laugh my ass off. LOL. Damn women, always wanting to change a man and put a noose around their necks lmao. Ok, so I guess they will all have to share you and take turns. Would you consider an orgy where the ladies are all taking turns feeding you grapes? If you can get all that free nookie from women who charge guys for it, wow! I got to see what you look like Send me a pic pretty please, and by the way, I already know you like me What's not to like? .
Xoxo.
But $250 an hour I think is reasonable for a hottie like Paris By the way Mr. Admin. The ladies in the US that want to sleep with you are p4 p providers? And for free? Damn, you must be hot! And why the comment about you still being the asshole admin? (by the way I don't think you're an asshole. I think you're humorous and keep us on our toes Don't tell me that p4 p ladies are trying to get you to quit this board, I'd laugh my ass off. LOL. Damn women, always wanting to change a man and put a noose around their necks lmao. Ok, so I guess they will all have to share you and take turns. Would you consider an orgy where the ladies are all taking turns feeding you grapes? If you can get all that free nookie from women who charge guys for it, wow! I got to see what you look like Send me a pic pretty please, and by the way, I already know you like me What's not to like? .
Xoxo.Yeah, they are all working girls. None of them are trying to get me to quit, I just want them to know that in the unlikely event that we actually ever meet in the flesh that when I go back to work, it's the same job. I guess there's some kind of odd "status" that comes with the job. The voice from afar, with some ring of authority that makes their nipples hard.
Trust me honey, the A2 in your imagination is much hotter than the guy sitting at my keyboard. If you met me, it would be the brain, not the beauty that you would continue to like. With the exception of my eyes I'm fairly unremarkable, nothing really wrong, but nothing really stands out. Fortunately for me I'm a guy and chicks are way more forgiving than we are when it comes to evaluating the packaging.
The orgy idea is a good one, I like where your head is on that. It's unlikely I'll ever be in another monogamous relationship, seems like all my fidelity is in my heart when it comes to the people important to me and none whatsoever in my dick. Though for the sake of fairness, I'm perfectly willing to give what I expect. I could care less where any chick I'm involved with eats lunch so long as she's home for supper. I have three rules, no mutual friends unless it's together, play safe and the bootie is reserved for me. Actually four rules, if lunch was another chick I want details.
Yeah, they are all working girls. None of them are trying to get me to quit, I just want them to know that in the unlikely event that we actually ever meet in the flesh that when I go back to work, it's the same job. I guess there's some kind of odd "status" that comes with the job. The voice from afar, with some ring of authority that makes their nipples hard.
Trust me honey, the A2 in your imagination is much hotter than the guy sitting at my keyboard. If you met me, it would be the brain, not the beauty that you would continue to like. With the exception of my eyes I'm fairly unremarkable, nothing really wrong, but nothing really stands out. Fortunately for me I'm a guy and chicks are way more forgiving than we are when it comes to evaluating the packaging.
The orgy idea is a good one, I like where your head is on that. It's unlikely I'll ever be in another monogamous relationship, seems like all my fidelity is in my heart when it comes to the people important to me and none whatsoever in my dick. Though for the sake of fairness, I'm perfectly willing to give what I expect. I could care less where any chick I'm involved with eats lunch so long as she's home for supper. I have three rules, no mutual friends unless it's together, play safe and the bootie is reserved for me. Actually four rules, if lunch was another chick I want details.Providers are still women and some would offer freebees either as a form of gratitude for something that you've done for them or just because whatever it is that you're doing they perceive an "achievement" or as something "exciting" or both, and that excites them. A2 is one of the creators and moderators of this site. I'm 100% sure that there are many providers that would fuck him for free so just to be able to brag to the other providers that they fucked "the" guy behind USG / ISG and (I suspect) WSA & WSG. Plus, they are simply impressed with your site man and with that often comes female gratitude, I.e. "free pussy".
I've been offered freebees too as a form of gratitude couple of times (and not by the one that you all may think) but I never take them. I always would rather pay a certain price and know how much I paid and for what then get a freebee and then in the future discover how much that "freebee" would really cost me and chances are not in monetary but in some more valuable, terms. There is no such thing as a free fuck, well, actually there is but rarely and rarely intentionally, that's for sure.
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Consider the same offer made if you find yourself in Argentina.
Thanks A2. Who knows.
Providers are still women and some would offer freebees either as a form of gratitude for something that you've done for them or just because whatever it is that you're doing they perceive an "achievement" or as something "exciting" or both, and that excites them. A2 is one of the creators and moderators of this site. I'm 100% sure that there are many providers that would fuck him for free so just to be able to brag to the other providers that they fucked "the" guy behind USG / ISG and (I suspect) WSA & WSG. Plus, they are simply impressed with your site man and with that often comes female gratitude, I.e. "free pussy".
I've been offered freebees too as a form of gratitude couple of times (and not by the one that you all may think) but I never take them. I always would rather pay a certain price and know how much I paid and for what then get a freebee and then in the future discover how much that "freebee" would really cost me and chances are not in monetary but in some more valuable, terms. There is no such thing as a free fuck, well, actually there is but rarely and rarely intentionally, that's for sure.The most expensive pussy in the world is "free" pussy. I'm not saying a lot of it isn't worth it, there is certainly an allure to passion based, rather than compensation based motivation. I've known both in my life. One is predictable, the other...well less so but still appealing. The list of providers I would consider taking up on an offer like that is very short indeed and in every case it's more about how interesting the chick is and has very, very little to do with traditional hotness.
I would certainly consider dating a provider, I'm a putanero and that's very unlikely to change. If I was to date anybody it would have to be a chick that understood that oft times for guys sex is just like jerking off watching a porno but with help present, the pool of "normal" chicks that would get that is way too fucking small. I know brothers, you can't turn a ho into a housewife. Lucky for me I have no interest in a housewife. I've never, for the fucking life of me, understood why any guy would prefer a regular chick over somebody who has sucked a 1000 dicks in their life. The girl next door can fucking stay next door. When I use the forbidden words on this site they are ALWAYS complimentary, never derogatory.
The most expensive pussy in the world is "free" pussy. I'm not saying a lot of it isn't worth it, there is certainly an allure to passion based, rather than compensation based motivation. I've known both in my life. One is predictable, the other...well less so but still appealing. The list of providers I would consider taking up on an offer like that is very short indeed and in every case it's more about how interesting the chick is and has very, very little to do with traditional hotness.
I would certainly consider dating a provider, I'm a putanero and that's very unlikely to change. If I was to date anybody it would have to be a chick that understood that oft times for guys sex is just like jerking off watching a porno but with help present, the pool of "normal" chicks that would get that is way too fucking small. I know brothers, you can't turn a ho into a housewife. Lucky for me I have no interest in a housewife. I've never, for the fucking life of me, understood why any guy would prefer a regular chick over somebody who has sucked a 1000 dicks in their life. The girl next door can fucking stay next door. When I use the forbidden words on this site they are ALWAYS complimentary, never derogatory.100% agree. I too would consider dating the provider again but this time I'd probably prefer that I knew what I was getting into beforehand.
When I was in college by sheer accident (or was it something Freudian?) I ended up first dating and then living with a call girl. We met at college cafeteria and I didn't find out about how she paid for her tuition and her spacious apartment at the North End until we were discussing myself moving in. She lived with a roommate, which wasn't only her roommate, but alas, she had absolutely no interest in men, myself included, thus my big dream-fantasy never materialized. Still I had few problems accepting the difference between my girl-friend's work and her life with me, maybe because by then (mid 20's) my past already involved seeing quite a few hookers. In fact I found the whole thing of her coming home from her dates to me rather arousing. I guess that makes me a real pervert in many's eyes but whatever.
By the way, the girl eventually became (surprise-surprise) a pediatrician and quite a famous one too. So for all you know your children health right now maybe dependent on the advice from a former working girl. Or hm... We're not in touch now so I can't be 100% sure if she's actually a "former". She used to tell me that she actually enjoyed the thrill of doing something that naughty and enjoyed many people from various walks of life that she met and the power of knowing that many of them she can ruin with one phone call. Something by he way that I'm sure she never done, she was actually a pretty goodnatured kid and I'm sure now is the type of mother that her children and their friends consider super-cool, but it doesn't mean that she didn't savor on the idea that she 'could if she wanted to'.
Memories-memories...
Member #4675
05-04-14, 23:47
http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ime-at-the-end-of-my-ropes-25/26338665
Member #5037
05-05-14, 08:34
http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ime-at-the-end-of-my-ropes-25/26338665Wether it's a prank or not it will draw a lot of attention. Just like the woman standing on a corner in Brockton carrying a sign. Suddenly all hell broke loose.
If so, she didn't leave a phone number. Unless someone emails her, how is anyone going to help her? Unless she has access to a computer without her pimp's knowledge! Otherwise if the ads real, she's venting, because she's addicted to drugs and feels like she's stuck in an impossible situation. Otherwise it was written and planted by Martha Cokley.
To the Admin: Wow, I really like where your head is at too! How did you become so enlightened? I've had conversations with guys, some of them clients, who say that either they'd date a provider, but she'd have to quit, or they'd never date a provider whether she quits or doesn't quit. Some wouldn't even date a woman if they found out she was an escort in the distant past! Also, many of my clients complain that their wives either are not good in bed, refuse to give them BJ's, aren't open to experimentation or don't have sex with them at all. Most of the time when I ask them what their wive's were like before marriage they'll say the same thing. Either they weren't getting sex often, their wives weren't good in bed, or wouldn't give them BJ's. Well why the F would guys marry these women? The answer is always the same, because they were "in love." Did they think their situation would change once they were married or do they feel sex isn't an important part of marriage? To me personally, that's plain stupid!! I thought that sex was important to the majority of men!! I guess for those who knew they weren't going to get laid after they were married, they figured they'd lead a double life. It totally baffles me!
Mr. Admin, you are so on target! No wonder providers like you! Mentally you are an escort's dream man, especially to the one's who are open minded and love sex! Actually most women I know are attracted to men with nice eyes.
I love the package too, but I wish guys knew that women don't generally like to be sent "package shots" no matter how well endowed they are. I don't know where their heads are at! They have no clue as to what women find sexually attractive. I'd be attracted to the package pics if I were dating the guy, but not the one's sent to me by random strangers. Yukkk. It's so crass and tasteless! These guys must think that we have a mindset of gay men!
To Nrmls: Any escort who sleeps with the admin because he's the admin of this board is an idiot. Also idiotic is to brag about it to other escorts. WTF. It's not like he's going to advance their escort careers! LOL. Geeze! What are they, a bunch of groupies? LOL. How old are they? They have to have the mindset of a teenager! LOL. If they were to have sex with him for free, the motivation that makes the most sense to me, is that they do it because he's a cool, intelligent, humorous guy who understands them. Also those dreamy eyes.
Xoxoxo.
Wether it's a prank or not it will draw a lot of attention. Just like the woman standing on a corner in Brockton carrying a sign. Suddenly all hell broke loose.What did it say? It was dead when I clicked it.
Rito: the dead link was an escort who was allegedly seeking help. She said she was being held against her will by a pimp forcing her into sex work. She said he supplies her with illicit drugs, she apparently has addiction issues, so she won't leave. I think I pmed you. I can't remember.
Smoke Screen
05-07-14, 14:33
Rito: the dead link was an escort who was allegedly seeking help. She said she was being held against her will by a pimp forcing her into sex work. She said he supplies her with illicit drugs, she apparently has addiction issues, so she won't leave. I think I pmed you. I can't remember.Wait till Ledger comes back, he's probably on a binge right now. When he comes back you'll see the posts come back, it'll be a pig pile.
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.
Smoke Screen
05-08-14, 05:54
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.I too find that not only comical but also ignorant. I've been seeing that term used more & more lately. I'm sure they have no idea of what a stallion is, otherwise they wouldn't use it when trolling for guys.
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05-08-14, 06:35
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.What's up with them posting "Italian Irish, Russian Irish, Italian Russian", what bearing does that have on their service. Just an attention getter?
Yellowfever023
05-08-14, 07:21
I too find that not only comical but also ignorant. I've been seeing that term used more & more lately. I'm sure they have no idea of what a stallion is, otherwise they wouldn't use it when trolling for guys.Another one that I get a laugh out of is when girls use the term "Native American". They truly believe because they are born in America that they are native americans. This comes from the dumbing down of the younger generation. There is a funny book out by Adam Carrolla titled "In 50 years we'll all be chicks", it gives lots of insight into the differences between the older and younger generations.
Face it, we don't date Mensa members.
Sometimes, that space between the ears is kinda charming.
C3.
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.I too see this specific reference all the time. I believe it is an overall reflection of the lowered standards in our education system and the lack of discipline in our schools. Many politicians and local citizens think it is underfunding if the school system. I couldn't disagree more. The kids are coddled and told how special they are all the time which breeds laziness. Some of our youth can barely read when they get out of High School yet they are allowed to graduate. Many of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.
When an escort writes in her ad she's an Italian Stallion, is she gay, bisexual or does she not know what a stallion is? LOL.That's a good point. I never thought of it like that. I just thought that they meant they are built like a horse. Meaning they are not fat and well built.
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05-08-14, 09:10
Many of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.And they all get trophies!
Remember growing up, if you came in first, second or third you got a ribbon or trophy. If you didn't, you got nothing and were told to hit the gym / track / books and try harder. Now you get a trophy just for showing up. Heaven forbid if someones feelings get hurt and they have to actually work hard to accomplish something.
I too see this specific reference all the time. I believe it is an overall reflection of the lowered standards in our education system and the lack of discipline in our schools. Many politicians and local citizens think it is underfunding if the school system. I couldn't disagree more. The kids are coddled and told how special they are all the time which breeds laziness. Some of our youth can barely read when they get out of High School yet they are allowed to graduate. Many of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk
I too see this specific reference all the time. I believe it is an overall reflection of the lowered standards in our education system and the lack of discipline in our schools. Many politicians and local citizens think it is underfunding if the school system. I couldn't disagree more. The kids are coddled and told how special they are all the time which breeds laziness. Some of our youth can barely read when they get out of High School yet they are allowed to graduate. Many of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.Yep, I'd like to add something about "the meaning of life" to what you're saying. I'm not a Buddhist because I came to this conclusion unaware that Buddhist doctrine prophesizes something similar, but at some point in my late 20's I came to believe that meaning of life for everyone individually is to achieve not happiness but rather contentment in life, each in their own way. It takes a while to stumble upon something which would make you content. Many never get there. Contentment breads certain laxity, inactivity of sorts, kind of "why do I need to achieve anything more, go anywhere now, do anything else in life when I'm content?
Child is not suppose to be content. She's got the whole life ahead of him to try to achieve that state. When a child being told that he is already great and special in the beginning of his / her life, I think he / she begins to feel intellectually content with himself. His levels of energy on the other hand make him very discontent because it's naturally tells him. You got to go, you go to see, you got to achieve, you got to do this and that. Those two collide creating an internal confusion with which a child due to his or her natural immaturity is totally incapable to be dealing with.
There are plenty of reasons why new generation nowadays may seem so psychologically fragile but I think this would be one of them. Absence of 'stick' from using 'carrot and stick' I believe is contributing factor too.
Yep, I'd like to add something about "the meaning of life" to what you're saying. I'm not a Buddhist because I came to this conclusion unaware that Buddhist doctrine prophesizes something similar, but at some point in my late 20's I came to believe that meaning of life for everyone individually is to achieve not happiness but rather contentment in life, each in their own way. It takes a while to stumble upon something which would make you content. Many never get there. Contentment breads certain laxity, inactivity of sorts, kind of "why do I need to achieve anything more, go anywhere now, do anything else in life when I'm content?
Child is not suppose to be content. She's got the whole life ahead of him to try to achieve that state. When a child being told that he is already great and special in the beginning of his / her life, I think he / she begins to feel intellectually content with himself. His levels of energy on the other hand make him very discontent because it's naturally tells him. You got to go, you go to see, you got to achieve, you got to do this and that. Those two collide creating an internal confusion with which a child due to his or her natural immaturity is totally incapable to be dealing with.
There are plenty of reasons why new generation nowadays may seem so psychologically fragile but I think this would be one of them. Absence of 'stick' from using 'carrot and stick' I believe is contributing factor too.As I see it the over coddling sets them up for failure when they hit the workplace. The workplace environment is often very competitive and cutthroat and I have seen how the youth in my former office react when the boss places demands on them. They often pout and complain because they've been falsely educated that "Life is fair" when in reality it is not. In my opinion they have been ill prepared.
As I see it the over coddling sets them up for failure when they hit the workplace. The workplace environment is often very competitive and cutthroat and I have seen how the youth in my former office react when the boss places demands on them. They often pout and complain because they've been falsely educated that "Life is fair" when in reality it is not. In my opinion they have been ill prepared.100% agree. Plus the whole concept of fairness is highly subjective and personalized. What is fair for you may not be fair for me and the reverse. In fact if let's say, you'd be my boss and ask me to do something that you may think is fair, I may not necessarily see it in the same way from my end.
Some douchebag just told me he will have LE contact me. Should I have one of the girls I know standing by so they can give the cop a blowjob when he knocks on my door?
Have two girls-let the officer have a choice-ALWAYS best to have options.
Some douchebag just told me he will have LE contact me. Should I have one of the girls I know standing by so they can give the cop a blowjob when he knocks on my door?
Have two girls-let the officer have a choice-ALWAYS best to have options.I like where your head is at on this one.
I thought it was legal in Argentina. Unless he doesn't know you are out of the country LOL. What's he going to do, call the Argentina police on you? They probably see hookers too and since it's legal they'd probably laugh and hang up on him. So admin, what did you do to piss him or her off? Lmao.
I thought it was legal in Argentina. Unless he doesn't know you are out of the country LOL. What's he going to do, call the Argentina police on you? They probably see hookers too and since it's legal they'd probably laugh and hang up on him. So admin, what did you do to piss him or her off? Lmao.Somebody put up a post that had his UserName in it. Not his real name, his UserName here. He started sending me hysterical emails saying that because somebody wrote RichmondGuy in a post his life was going to come to an end. I was nice at first, I told him unless a post violates our guidelines only the OP can request that it be edited.
This wasn't good enough, at last count he's mailed me 23 times about it.
I finally told him to fuck off.
He said that he had given LE my info and I should expect a visit.
I told him to make sure they pack for a long plane ride.
That got me to thinking about a pair of cops up there, making a long plane ride to come here and "talk" to me. (Yes, ridiculous I know) I thought it would be funny to have the BJ queen that works around the corner answer the door and blow them.
Cops: Just the facts ma'am.
Estrella: MMMmmffmmfmmff slurp!
A lot of guys think that because you guys talk about fictional events in the USA that somehow we are breaking the law. The courts have always held that the actions online happen at the server, (that's why they couldn't prosecute people for playing poker online, the game happens where the server is so they went after the banks funding the accounts instead) our servers aren't in the USA. This conversation between Deb and I is not happening in Boston, or Argentina for that matter, it's happening in Europe.
Some douchebag just told me he will have LE contact me. Should I have one of the girls I know standing by so they can give the cop a blowjob when he knocks on my door?That's funny. Is he a member here? Come on dude tell us more! What did you do to deserve such an ire? Told him that he is a douchebag?
To Admin: Can I pick a city and country where I'd like our conversation to take place? Hmm, Amsterdam please! I want to hire a ho but I want the admin to be involved in the hiring process Blonde or Brunette, I don't care. Long hair, tan or light skin, but they must have big boobs like me and also be real like mine. Age is not an issue, but performance is! And she better like women and taking turns eating pussy. I think my requirements are fair Admin joining in is optional, but I'd love to see you give her a good fucking and test out her BJ skills. If she's not good with the BJ I can teach her What a great convo it will be To everyone on the board, I'm in Ocean City Maryland and headed up to Long Branch NJ to stay at a hotel / spa on the beach. I love the beach I'll be home sometime on Monday. I hope you are all having nice weather in MA.
Xoxo.
That's funny. Is he a member here? Come on dude tell us more! What did you do to deserve such an ire? Told him that he is a douchebag?I always start conversations politely. I explained that nobody had used a real name, that he wasn't "exposed" and that unless there was a violation of the posting guidelines only the original poster could ask to have it changed.
Then he wrote me 10,000 times, asking over and over and over, then I called him a douchebag and told him to "fuck off you crazy fucking asswipe.".
Disclaimer. I tend to put my foot in my mouth (literally, because I'm soo darn flexible I'm very opinionated and if any of my posts ruffles anyone's feathers, including the admin pm me or post on here. I can take it. After I posted I realized I might have sexually objectified someone. I'm having so much fun, I may have broken one of the rules? My posts are all tongue and cheek to me. It's too much fun being one of the guys but an FYI if anyone's wondering. I was born and woman and I do have a pussy. So back on the road I go.
I always start conversations politely. I explained that nobody had used a real name, that he wasn't "exposed" and that unless there was a violation of the posting guidelines only the original poster could ask to have it changed.
Then he wrote me 10,000 times, asking over and over and over, then I called him a douchebag and told him to "fuck off you crazy fucking asswipe.".I'm roaring laughing here while reading this.
You know if he would've done the same thing to LE here in America (like writing or calling a police station over and over trying to prove something that has already been asked and answered), he would've more then likely not even ended up in jail but rather in the psychiatric hospital for those unable to understand charges that have been filed against them.
This is what my job is sometimes, no sweat off my balls. Most of these guys that end up insulting me would kill for my life.
At the end of the day that's all I care about.
Most of these guys that end up insulting me would kill for my life.
Bet all of them would.
Most deal with counseling techniques, mental illnesses and substance abuse, since this is the field I've been mostly working in. I also belong to various groups involving traveling, culture, art, literature, music, politics, animals... I was on facebook when I took a hiatus from escorting and spent more time on facebook. I wanted to spend some time time alone, not due to the clients, but due to bad experiences with escorts, one being an ex roommate. I still wanted to be connected with people, so I chose facebook as an outlet. I really like the various groups and articles. So anyway I spent a lot of time there and no time here. Now that I'm escorting again I'm here and not so much on facebook. Also I'm out and about doing things I love, such as traveling Today I decided to check into one of the women's groups I belong to. I thought the guys here would be interested in what women talk about men uncensored.
One of the ladies posted this: "If you sleep with a man on the third date-before there is an emotional connection for him, can she destroy her chances for a relationship? I think that it depends on what type of man a woman is interested in. If she's interested in someone more conservative and traditional I think she should wait. If she's interested in someone who's unconventional, open minded and free spirited she can give him the green light whenever. For me personally when I'm escorting I prefer to sleep with my clients right away. LOL. When I'm interested in him I like to wait. For an escort, being interested in a man romantically or sexually is usually very rare and also takes awhile to develop. If you're curious, we are hesitant to be involved with men for any other reason besides your money, because we don't want you to hurt us. Unfortunately many escorts have been abused by men, sexually or otherwise, so we tend to have hang ups regarding sex and men. Some have been bullied by boys as children (not sexually, but it still effects our feelings about ourselves and also our feelings towards men) We really have to work hard on self awareness and constantly remind ourselves that the bullying isn't a reflection of us, but the way the bullies feel about themselves. Also that not all men are bullies. So if you develop feelings for an escort be kind to us and tread lightly.
Anyway, one of the ladies posted this link http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/sex/why-women-should-make-men-wait-for-sex/ in response to the post.
I asked them if they have any questions they'd like to ask men, so if you want to answer go for it. If not no biggie.
1. "At what point does a man feel emotionally invested in a woman? Is it before or after sex?
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?
If any of you have questions for women that aren't hobby related post them or pm me and I'll post your questions in the woman's group as well, although I did tell them I'm an escort when I first joined, I'm sure though that the majority of them are not escorts and not at all interested in the hobby, although they ought to be LOL.
If you want to answer any of their questions post here or pm me.
My next post will be advice from me on how a man can get laid without paying for it. .
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?Can't speak for anybody except myself but the one trait that a lot of women have that I loath is an unwillingness to accept responsibility for the consequences of their actions.
They don't want to hear you tell them something is a bad idea before they do it then when the thing goes to shit they EXPECT somebody else to clean up the mess. Worst example? Somebody I used to be close to has an on again off again relationship with this guy that seems to like hitting her. The last time she decided to get back together with him I told her "Honey how can you do this? You know what's going to happen." Her reply "I can't see how that's any of your fucking business.".
Three weeks later, when she called me at 3 am because he was bouncing her head off the walls again screaming for help, THEN it's my business. I hung up and called the cops. She hasn't spoken to me since. I run into this all the time. "I don't need any man telling me what to do." One week, three months, or whenever later "If you were a real man you would help me out.".
What a doozy LOL. You ought to remind her when she tells you it's none of your business that you aren't going to bail her out if things don't work out. I'll go out on a limb and say what I find annoying about men I've met and how to get laid for free.
1. Learn a musical instrument and join a band. If you can sing well that's another option. What guy in a band can't get laid? Seriously, women flock all over them. They generally have too many women! The guitar player is a personal favorite. There's something about a guy strumming and picking guitar cords that really turns me on. I'm wondering what it would be like having them strum on my clit.
2. If you aren't musically inclined, but still like music and can keep a beat, try DJing. Women love Dj's too.
3. Work in a strip club as a bouncer. Obvious, because you will meet lots of strippers, walk them to their car. If they're horny you can meet them after work.
4. Bartend anywhere, except those dive bars where men mostly hang out. Women who like to party are turned on by bartenders. It has something to do with the movie "Cocktails.".
5. Learn to paint, draw or do sculpture, pottery. Women love artists. Picasso had a lot of ladies chasing after him. Plus wasn't the scene where Patrick Swasey and Demi Moore at the pottery wheel sexy as hell in the movie "Ghost?
6. Become a writer or poet. Women will think you are in touch with your sensitive side and romanticize you. Attend a writers group or recite your poetry at a poetry slam.
7. Travel to Montreal. Better yet, move there. French Canadians are notoriously sexually open. Actually my friend Don complained that the French women treated him like a sex object. Even I was hit on by women in Montreal. They also have naked tv and sex work has recently become legal there, unless things have changed. Even if not legal yet, the cops have better fish to fry. Plus only incalls have been illegal in the past (they are called "Bawdy Houses" Outcalls are fine. I think that the escort is the only one who could be tecnically hassled by having an incall. Google prostitution laws in Quebec to be sure. There are tons of strip clubs and Montreal has been on top of the list for having the most beautiful women in the world. Hang out on St. Denis (that's where the french hang out) or St. Laurent (bilingual) Crescent (anglophones and lots of Americans) or St. Catherine Street (strip clubs and everyone hangs out there) You never know who you'll meet. I was taken aback by how friendly the people are when I first visited. The city is all about fun and decadence.
8. Listen to what women are saying. Women love when men listen to them and comment on their convos. No need to brag to impress her, just listen to her!
9. Be real and down to earth. Affection and expressing feelings (not excessively) but be manly enough to be protective of her. And don't kiss her ass. Stand up to her. You're the man after all.
10. Please, Please, Please don't call excessively, text, email..don't stalk her either! Give her some space. She's just living her life and isn't focused on you 24/7. She still likes you. Give us a break!
11. Don't be pushy with sex. Actually don't make a move on her at all. Wait for her to make the first move.
12. PDA. Hold her hand when you are walking down the street.
13. Don't be over controlling. Don't tell her what to wear, what to do, don't cut her meat for her! She's not a child!
14. Keep your promises, end of story.
15. When your undies have holes in them throw them away!
16. I know you guys in MA love sports and like to dress casual. Change it up. Buy some nice dress slacks or casual dockers. Put yourself together. Where some cologne once in awhile. Don't wear a red sox baseball cap on the first date or any date unless it's a baseball game.
17. Always pay for the first date. Actually pay for all the dates until you both are a couple. Or if you want to get laid, pay until you score. Be a gentlemen. Be sensitive in bed. Give her plenty of orgasms and be gentle please. Oh yeah, don't stick your fingers in our pussys. Work on the clit instead. Most women can't cum unless you massage her clit. Also use lots of lube. Women also it like when you use vibrators on their clits.
18. Control your tempers for gosh sakes. On this board wow. You guys can be an angry bunch. Women are generally naturally afraid of men anyway. Best not to approach a woman in a dark alley or parking garage at night.
19. Control your drinking. Drinking excessively doesn't make you charming. It turns a decent guy into a nightmare.
20. Whatever you do, don't send her penis pictures ever! It's not charming or sexy. It's insulting!
21. If you have a dog, take him or her for a walk wherever women hang out. It would help if your dog is really cute. Be sure your dog is groomed and and looks as cute as possible. If you don't own a dog, borrow someone's dog. Women will swarm around you telling you how cute your dog is.
22. Remember her birthday, valentines day, And buy her cards and gifts.
21. Don't expect a woman to wait on you hand and foot. You can cook and clean too. If you don't know how, learn. This isn't the 1950's anymore!
23 When you're in a relationship and you want to have sex with her, woo her a bit. Yes, every damn time. What I mean is don't take off your undies (oh yes, be certain they don't have holes in them! I can't emphasize this enough!) and lay there with your legs spread out and ask her to give you a BJ. You really have to work up to that point. Listen to her, buy her flowers if she likes that sort of thing, take her out to dinner, treat her special. Compliment her a lot! Women love compliments. Try not to fart. LOL. Seriously? If you have to fart loudly can't you do it in the bathroom instead?
24. Women are naturally bi curious or bisexual. Women are sexy and we think so too. Broach the subject with your partners cautiously and discretely. Tell them how hot it would make you if you saw her fooling around with another woman. Damn, my pussy's getting wet writing this. .
25. Don't get into the bad habit of letting her boss you around, nag you and tell you what to do. Although, if you do what I've suggested there will be a lot less nagging you'll have to put up with.
26. If she's totally unreasonable and angry (like my gf in Florida was. Ugg) tell her at the get go you won't tolerate her childish behavior. You have to stand up to her and have good boundaries. Don't let her intimidate you! Let her have a tantrum! And walk away after saying your piece. Don't get involved in an argument that isn't going anywhere. So what she's stressed, so are you! Don't let her take it out on you! If a woman refuses to behave responsibly and adult like, she's a spoiled, entitled princess who will never be happy or satisfied with anything or anyone. Dump her and don't marry her! You deserve to be with a really cool woman who loves you like you are. Watch out how she handles stress. If she freaks out when she breaks a nail and reacts like she's just been hit by lightening, run. You don't owe her any explanation, otherwise you'll be involved in more drama. Leave, dump her... And don't give her any second chances.
27. If she has substance abuse issues you can't change or rescue her. Don't date her. If you are her friend be supportive, but keep your distance. She has to hit rock bottom and want help to be a good friend or lover.
If I can think of anything else I'll let you know. Remember, be kind to her, but don't be a wuss.
If you are intellectual and have a good sense of humor use it. It's a guarantee if you can make a woman laugh a lot you will get laid! Wow, it's like an aphrodisiac!! .
men pay for sex? Too many damn rules, it's exhausting and you never get it right. Give up our career to be a musician but still pay for all the dates. Listen but don't be a doormat, express myself, but not to much, pay attention to her, but don't call too much, woo her for sex, but never ask for it. (wait what happened to expressing myself)
What a guy wants;.
Great head.
Yeah, seriously, that's it.
Oh yeah, don't bust our balls when the game is on.
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I'm getting closer and closer to my home, but my gps isn't working properly. It took me through Manhattan and through Bronx. Luckily there wasn't that much traffic. Now it's led me off the highway to New Haven CT. I may need to use a map instead. Someone from this site pmed me and asked me if I had any information about a particular escort. I googled her name and found her reviews. I'm going to send them to him. They are all good reviews by the way. Ok, I was just wondering if guys are willing to pay more to see escorts who were porn stars. You wouldn't find her rates that outrageous (with the exception of A2 LOL) Her rates are $350 an hour incalls and $500 an hour outcalls. She's in her late 20's to early 30's. Is PSE worth the price of admission? Either post your answers here or pm me. Christie L'Amour is her name by the way.
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Pissed! Today and for the past 2 weeks I have received text messages from a known provider in Mem about "when are you going to see me?" When I playfully response I get this sorrowful story of I been robbed, I been ripped off, I been slow. I don't want to hear it! Every-time I come to town I make sure that I pay a visit, do my little 30 minute cum and go, and head back out of town. For what I spend, and what I get, has been diminishing over the past year. Thought it was just a bad streak, but DAMN now EVERY TIME I get some Bullshit sob story. Mem used to be FUN to monger in, but I don't have to be bullshitted. I am a guaranteed "stick it down your throat, and dump my cum kinda guy" paying a better than market price.
This shit is just getting FUCKING OLD!
OK my rant is over!
LMLI.
I know what you mean. I even think it must be my regular that owes me big time. She been giving me the sob stories and now has added so many limits that it's crazy. Was always an bbjcim now must be covered. Also daty is no longer on menu. I have been seeing her for like 8 yrs and this is crazy. Bbj is no biggie to me cause really don't care for bjs but the rest is crazy. What pisses me off even more is I have allways helped her out when in need even without a date, but every time I'm in need it's some sob story. Thought after 8 yrs we had become more than just dates and become friends but like always my little head takes over and clouds reality. It's my stupidity for continuing to help with her tab so high. She use to be a lot of fun and was very into my kinky side but I'm sick of the poor pitiful me shit. I finially realized I was just getting played and until I'm paid back (which will never happen) I will not see her again. I don't need friends like that. I will either do with out my kink or find someone else even more into it. She watches this board and I'm sure this post will piss her off but she doesn't care so why should I.
Just another warning guys never help the girls out because if some sad story you are probably getting played. Ok my rant is over just had to vent after seeing that post.
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?
Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.
I can tell you when and why women are chatty. When women are chatty it's nerves and they are really horny and hot for you. I'm like that and have to remind myself to meditate, take a deep breath or masturbate a lot to calm myself down. Damn, I write a lot. Does that make me chatty? Just an for your information. The longer her pms / emails and phone calls are to you, the more she's into you. I know that's how I operate. If my pms / emails or phone calls are short, like a few words or a sentence I'm trying to get the guy off my back, because he's driving me crazy. Just a thought. The admin's pet peeve I don't have. If someone were to tell me what to do, I wouldn't say a word and do what I want anyway. I would not call him to bail me out.
Women singing while masturbating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0
I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.
Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.
Member #4868
05-12-14, 21:47
Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.I actually just put Deb on ignore. Never done that before but the multitude of posts that have zero interest to me nessitates this. If you count post counts here Deb is the runaway winner, I really doubt that was the intended purpose of this thread.
I like it better when you guys are slamming Ledger.
Just for information, this current page has 15 posts, seven belong to Deb. If you guys want this thats cool but just ask admin2 to rename the thread " Deb's Thread"
I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.
I don't like to edit threads like this one but please feel free to put anybody, including me, on your ignore list.
Or, since it's Massholes, you could always just tell them to shut the fuck up if you want. I don't know how effective that will be but you can do it.
Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.
There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.You mean, nobody "shared and cared" with you but just cared about you?! Goodness gracious, how have you managed to survive that?! LOL.
Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.Correction: in the middle of the paragraph read "their thing" as "your thing". It was late after the (alas) Bruins game.
RedBird 6969
05-13-14, 08:22
What a doozy LOL. You ought to remind her when she tells you it's none of your business that you aren't going to bail her out if things don't work out. I'll go out on a limb and say what I find annoying about men I've met and how to get laid for free.
1. Learn a musical instrument and join a band. If you can sing well that's another option. What guy in a band can't get laid? Seriously, women flock all over them. They generally have too many women! The guitar player is a personal favorite. There's something about a guy strumming and picking guitar cords that really turns me on. I'm wondering what it would be like having them strum on my clit.
2. If you aren't musically inclined, but still like music and can keep a beat, try DJing. Women love Dj's too.
3. Work in a strip club as a bouncer. Obvious, because you will meet lots of strippers, walk them to their car. If they're horny you can meet them after work.
4. Bartend anywhere, except those dive bars where men mostly hang out. Women who like to party are turned on by bartenders. It has something to do with the movie "Cocktails.".
5. Learn to paint, draw or do sculpture, pottery. Women love artists. Picasso had a lot of ladies chasing after him. Plus wasn't the scene where Patrick Swasey and Demi Moore at the pottery wheel sexy as hell in the movie "Ghost?
6. Become a writer or poet. Women will think you are in touch with your sensitive side and romanticize you. Attend a writers group or recite your poetry at a poetry slam.
7. Travel to Montreal. Better yet, move there. French Canadians are notoriously sexually open. Actually my friend Don complained that the French women treated him like a sex object. Even I was hit on by women in Montreal. They also have naked tv and sex work has recently become legal there, unless things have changed. Even if not legal yet, the cops have better fish to fry. Plus only incalls have been illegal in the past (they are called "Bawdy Houses" Outcalls are fine. I think that the escort is the only one who could be tecnically hassled by having an incall. Google prostitution laws in Quebec to be sure. There are tons of strip clubs and Montreal has been on top of the list for having the most beautiful women in the world. Hang out on St. Denis (that's where the french hang out) or St. Laurent (bilingual) Crescent (anglophones and lots of Americans) or St. Catherine Street (strip clubs and everyone hangs out there) You never know who you'll meet. I was taken aback by how friendly the people are when I first visited. The city is all about fun and decadence.
8. Listen to what women are saying. Women love when men listen to them and comment on their convos. No need to brag to impress her, just listen to her!
9. Be real and down to earth. Affection and expressing feelings (not excessively) but be manly enough to be protective of her. And don't kiss her ass. Stand up to her. You're the man after all.
10. Please, Please, Please don't call excessively, text, email..don't stalk her either! Give her some space. She's just living her life and isn't focused on you 24/7. She still likes you. Give us a break!
11. Don't be pushy with sex. Actually don't make a move on her at all. Wait for her to make the first move.
12. PDA. Hold her hand when you are walking down the street.
13. Don't be over controlling. Don't tell her what to wear, what to do, don't cut her meat for her! She's not a child!
14. Keep your promises, end of story.
15. When your undies have holes in them throw them away!
16. I know you guys in MA love sports and like to dress casual. Change it up. Buy some nice dress slacks or casual dockers. Put yourself together. Where some cologne once in awhile. Don't wear a red sox baseball cap on the first date or any date unless it's a baseball game.
17. Always pay for the first date. Actually pay for all the dates until you both are a couple. Or if you want to get laid, pay until you score. Be a gentlemen. Be sensitive in bed. Give her plenty of orgasms and be gentle please. Oh yeah, don't stick your fingers in our pussys. Work on the clit instead. Most women can't cum unless you massage her clit. Also use lots of lube. Women also it like when you use vibrators on their clits.
18. Control your tempers for gosh sakes. On this board wow. You guys can be an angry bunch. Women are generally naturally afraid of men anyway. Best not to approach a woman in a dark alley or parking garage at night.
19. Control your drinking. Drinking excessively doesn't make you charming. It turns a decent guy into a nightmare.
20. Whatever you do, don't send her penis pictures ever! It's not charming or sexy. It's insulting!
21. If you have a dog, take him or her for a walk wherever women hang out. It would help if your dog is really cute. Be sure your dog is groomed and and looks as cute as possible. If you don't own a dog, borrow someone's dog. Women will swarm around you telling you how cute your dog is.
22. Remember her birthday, valentines day, And buy her cards and gifts.
21. Don't expect a woman to wait on you hand and foot. You can cook and clean too. If you don't know how, learn. This isn't the 1950's anymore!
23 When you're in a relationship and you want to have sex with her, woo her a bit. Yes, every damn time. What I mean is don't take off your undies (oh yes, be certain they don't have holes in them! I can't emphasize this enough!) and lay there with your legs spread out and ask her to give you a BJ. You really have to work up to that point. Listen to her, buy her flowers if she likes that sort of thing, take her out to dinner, treat her special. Compliment her a lot! Women love compliments. Try not to fart. LOL. Seriously? If you have to fart loudly can't you do it in the bathroom instead?
24. Women are naturally bi curious or bisexual. Women are sexy and we think so too. Broach the subject with your partners cautiously and discretely. Tell them how hot it would make you if you saw her fooling around with another woman. Damn, my pussy's getting wet writing this. .
25. Don't get into the bad habit of letting her boss you around, nag you and tell you what to do. Although, if you do what I've suggested there will be a lot less nagging you'll have to put up with.
26. If she's totally unreasonable and angry (like my gf in Florida was. Ugg) tell her at the get go you won't tolerate her childish behavior. You have to stand up to her and have good boundaries. Don't let her intimidate you! Let her have a tantrum! And walk away after saying your piece. Don't get involved in an argument that isn't going anywhere. So what she's stressed, so are you! Don't let her take it out on you! If a woman refuses to behave responsibly and adult like, she's a spoiled, entitled princess who will never be happy or satisfied with anything or anyone. Dump her and don't marry her! You deserve to be with a really cool woman who loves you like you are. Watch out how she handles stress. If she freaks out when she breaks a nail and reacts like she's just been hit by lightening, run. You don't owe her any explanation, otherwise you'll be involved in more drama. Leave, dump her... And don't give her any second chances.
27. If she has substance abuse issues you can't change or rescue her. Don't date her. If you are her friend be supportive, but keep your distance. She has to hit rock bottom and want help to be a good friend or lover.
If I can think of anything else I'll let you know. Remember, be kind to her, but don't be a wuss.We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.
We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.You are right Glenn, the way I look at is like this, at the end of the day when we as men date a girl it always comes down to one thing. Which is pussy, cause at the end of the day that's all we want.
Now I could date a girl, take her out, wine her and dine her for 2 or 3 weeks and spend a ridiculous amount of money. Or I could just go on BP like you said and pick whoever I want and get the one thing that I want.
I know when it comes to me and I see a beautiful woman, the only thing that comes to mind is "I bet she's got some good pussy and some good head". LOL. Now if she's supportive and has a good head on her shoulders (no pun intended) than that's a plus.
Deb I have not met you and maybe we would have a great time together. But seriously when do you have anytime to entertain men? Please don't answer. LOL.
Women singing while masturbating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0Now Deb you know some guys like a woman that can hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic while performing oral on a guy.
Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).
I emailed a buddy a picture of a widewide body today that describes her self as a small BBW. There was nothing smallaabout her.
Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).
FYI, I am putting anybody who quotes this post whole back on moderation. This would be the perfect place to use those ellipses (three dots) that you guys are addicted to.
A2
My website deb4512. escortwebsite.com Compare the length of my website and Arianna's. Who's chatty?
Her website is beyond long winded! By the way, in order to make an appointment with her you have to read the entire thing. She is probably a nice lady, but will probably talk during your entire massage session. LOL. I have never been accused of being chatty nor long winded in any of my reviews. If I were I wouldn't be making any money, I'd be talking instead!
PW's punishment: I'll get to you later..Oh wait. He put me on ignore LOL. I guess I'll scratch that idea so I won't be talking to myself.
Admin 2. What is this about suggesting that the guys tell me to shut the fuck up, but I probably won't listen? LOL. Your punishment is this: Arianna's website is longer than the two short pm pages that I sent you, so I'll send her your way. She most likely will send you fifty pages at once. Since you are the admin of this fuck board I know how much you love to read about bs. Lmao. FYI a suggestion, add limitless worded pms LOL. If we're still on when you visit Boston, I'll bring her along, stay silent and watch you, A2, squirm uncomfortably in your seat. Then I will pay in order for you to have a session with her. LOL.
DH: I haven't been escorting. I've been on vacation for a month, but since my posts are lengthy I guess you didn't know that, because you haven't been reading them LOL. If you are into S and M, 50 lashings your way! .
And by the way, I'm also going to email her and ask her to join Massholes since you guys think my postings are long. I double dare you to read her entire page. If you do, I'll quiz you. If you prove that you read this entire entry, a free BJ is on me! Since I often work in twos (2 pms) I'll post again a little later. Ciao and enjoy Arianna:
Arianna's Amazing Body Rub Experience.
Hello, gentlemen. Please allow me to introduce myself to you and to provide a complete description of my services to you. My name is Arianna. I am a beautiful 36 year old woman in perfect physical shape. My measurements are 36,35, 42. I am 5 feet, 1 inch tall and weigh 137 lbs -- definitely a slightly thicker, shorter woman!
This website provides a comprehensive overview of my services so you will know exactly what to expect when we get together. I ask that you read my entire website before contacting me. My website also contains a description of my rates.
I am posting in the body rub section because I provide body rubs. I do not provide a full range of services (I.e., "full service", "GFE", "PSE", etc) and therefore I do not post in the escort section. If you are looking for full service or GFE or PSE, please look in the escort section.
The world's greatest body rub experience is not about sex it is about making you feel great about yourself! It is about making you feel loved and appreciated. There will be a lot of physical touching, stimulation, arousal, to be sure, but none of these are memorable! You want a wonderful body rub experience with a beautiful woman who will be attentive, appreciative, understanding, loving.
The emotional component is ten times more important than the physical components. John Gray in his book "Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus" points out that the number one thing a man wants from a relationship with a woman is to be treated as competent. A wife should say things like, "Honey, you did a brilliant job mowing the grass; you did a fantastic job fixing the washing machine; you were so smart fixing that leak." A man wants that more than he wants great sex!! You are probably the same!
I am not in the sex business. I do not give sexual favors. I am in the emotional support business. I am a therapist, a counselor, a psychologist, a psychiatrist; I am with you to listen and to be emotionally supportive.
Our time together will of course involve intimacy, but will really be about much more than that. It will also be about me giving you the attention you want, the time listening to you that you want, the appreciation that you want, and the sensuous touches that you want. I want to make you feel like a million dollars on multiple levels as a romantic interest, as a friend, and finally as a sex object!
Gentlemen who read my ad are obviously very intelligent otherwise, they could not get through this many pages!! Also, gentlemen who call me are interested in a lot more than just a quick one-time fling they are looking for friendship and companionship that will endure.
I would like to share some of my thoughts with you. First, I thought that this would be about one thing and one thing only. After all, I have heard throughout my life that men have only one thing on their minds every minute of every day and night sex. I have read articles that claim that a man thinks about sex every 10 seconds!! I thought this would be a situation where I would open the door and a gentleman would want immediate gratification. Now I know the reality.
The reality is more like this. You are reading this ad because you feel an innate need for female companionship. There is something missing in your life. You may be married, but that special romantic passion is not present any more. Your body is pushing you to find a woman with whom to share that special romantic passion once again. It is a basic male need as basic as the need for air, water, food, shelter, and clothing. It is present in you every minute of every day. It drives you.
Everything a man does is done to impress a woman so she will be romantically attracted to him. In today's world, men get an education so they can get great jobs so they can impress the women and get rewarded with the special romantic passion they want. In short, since the beginning of time the main drive in men has been one thing.
Men don't need to think about that one thing. It is hormonal. It drives every man every minute of every day. Ultimately, it does involve a male explosion. But I think that a lot more is involved than just that. After all, a man can create his own explosions easily and quickly and most men do and do often! There is something more, something "extra". And that "extra" is the whole point. That "extra" is what drives men to turn to Back Page. It is that "extra" that is everything.
That "extra" has been described in many books over the years. I will try to describe it from my point of view from what I have learned. First, not that you are shallow, but you want a woman who is beautiful in the face, with beautiful large breasts, soft skin, a nice butt and long legs and other nice equipment. That is natural. We all prefer the attractive to the unattractive, so don't feel that it is inappropriate to prefer an attractive woman.
Second, you want a woman who appreciates you for who you are. You want to be appreciated for your accomplishments in life. You want to be with a woman who makes you feel special. You want a woman who thinks you are wonderful for who you are and what you have done. This too is natural to men. Women don't usually feel a need to be appreciated in quite the same way. Men feel a basic need to be treated as being competent in what they do. A man feels very vulnerable when his woman fails to appreciate his competence. You want 100% acceptance and unconditional love.
Third, you want a woman who will pay 100% attention to you when you are together no interruptions from cell phones, etc. This will become a private universe where no one else exists just you and me, alone, together.
Fourth, you want your physical needs to be met. You want your back scratched! You want your muscles massaged. You want your skin to be soothed. And like every human being man and woman you want to have an explosion. The drive toward that explosion is one of the absolutely most basic drives in all of us. It is why you turned to Back Page.
Fifth, you want a woman with whom you are comfortable. You want a woman with whom you can talk. You want a woman that is about your own age, because you will share a common history, a common background, a common basis of experiences. You want a woman that speaks your language, went to the same kinds of schools as you did, had the same kinds of friends as you had. You want a woman who looks a bit like you and who thinks a bit like you.
Sixth, you want that magical spark of romance and intrigue. We all want it. We all remember forever our first love. We would all like to be able to recreate that once-in-a-lifetime feeling we had then. We all know that a large part of the excitement is the initial conquest. We certainly all know that it is hard to keep that excitement alive in a marriage over the course of years. And we all know that the easiest way to find it again is to start a new relationship.
No man can ever give himself an orgasm as good as a woman gives him because all those "extra" things are missing. No human being can ever tickle himself / herself. It just simply cannot be done by anyone, ever. In contrast, every human being can create an explosion for himself / herself. But not as good as one created by a beautiful woman!!
When you visit me, we should each be filled with an expectant attitude that today is going to be one of the best days ever! If you are romantic, perhaps you will have some flowers or a box of chocolates! When the door opens and we see each other for the first time, let it be magical.
Of course, I know that you will probably have some nervousness. You are meeting someone new for the first time ever and you do not know what to expect. You do not know whether all will be as it is stated. I have the same apprehension about you!
Let's start off the same way any dating couple would start off by sitting on the sofa, conversing for a while. Let's get to know each other a little. As we become acquainted, perhaps we will begin to explore a little. Let the fun begin!
I know that the body rub portion of our session must be the highest quality service available. In the 1950's, the words "Made in Japan" meant that it was cheaply made junk that would break after the first use. But Edward Deeming told the Japanese to change their paradigm, to make only the highest quality products that could be made. As a result, the words "Made in Japan" mean the highest quality products that can be found! I have the same attitude!!
My body rub session works like this: I will meet you at the door, greet you with a hug and kiss, then sit on the sofa talking for a few minutes. Then I will invite you to the massage table, ask you to place the "donation" on the countertop, ask you to get comfortable (meaning: undress completely), and lie down on the table facing up the exact opposite of most massages, which start with the client on his stomach.
My session is timed to the minute! I watch the clocks carefully so I know where I should be every minute. Have you ever watched a football or basketball game? The clock is a huge, huge factor in those sports. In football, the center must hike the football to the quarterback within 25 seconds; if he is just 1 second late, a penalty is assessed. In basketball, the team must make a shot at the basket within 24 seconds; if the team is just 1 second late, the ball is taken away and given to the opposing team. I are a bit like that: I watch the seconds go by so I know when to move from one part to the next part.
MY THREE SESSIONS COMBINED ONE AFTER ANOTHER:
I provide three separate types of body rubs, all in one session: near-therapeutic 60 minutes, dermal stimulation 12 minutes, and epidermal stimulation 12 minutes. During these three sessions, I add three teases: a strip tease, a nipple tease, and a genital tease.
SESSION 1: NEAR-THERAPEUTIC BODY RUB.
Let me briefly describe each of the three body rub types. The first body rub is a near-therapeutic body rub. I cannot call that a massage because I am not licensed yet. Only a licensed professional can provide a true therapeutic massage! And Backpage has a special place for those licensed professionals to advertise. I imitate the style of those professionals. I imitate their techniques -- kneading, rolling, etc. But I provide body rubs, not massages.
Professionals have a system. That system is pretty much the same for most professionals, with individual variations and nuances. Professionals divide the human body into sections. The most common division is as follows: neck / head / face, right arm / hand / fingers, left arm / hand / fingers, right leg / foot / toes, left leg / foot / toes, back and buttocks. As each division is completed, the service provider "summarizes" that division. For a proper 60-minute session, each division receives 10 minutes of attention.
Most professionals divide the neck / head / face division into distinct subparts: lower neck muscles, upper neck muscles, scalp, temples, forehead, bridge connection, jaw muscles, chin muscles, lip muscles. I start a session with you lying on the table with your face toward the ceiling. I stand at the "head" of the table and start by relaxing your shoulders and upper back muscles. 2 minutes Then I do a "scalp massage" using two different techniques. First, I use the heels of my open palms to rock your scalp back and forth slowly, while allowing my fingers to slide up and down over your ears. I do this for a reason: it is a foreshadowing that I will be touching areas of your body that no one has ever touched before!
Second, I use firm fingertips to lovingly caress your scalp. I'll ask which of the two methods you prefer, and then use that method 2 minutes. Then I move on to the forehead, using the same type of open palm massage to rock your forehead back and forth slowly. From there, I move on to his temples, starting with the heels of my hands and then switching to my thumbs.
Now the face massage starts in earnest. I move on to your jaw muscles which are the strongest human muscle as measured by weight. Then the chin and lip muscles. I will then use two index fingertips to massage the pressure points at the bridge of your nose and the base of your ears. I will rub gently your ears! 5 minutes for a full face massage.
I will conclude that first division with a 1-minute summary! I will repeat briefly all the steps in the same sequence as originally executed. Now, 10 minutes have elapsed and the first division is finished.
Then it is time to begin the second division. Experts divide the arm / hand / fingers section into two upper arm muscle groups mostly the biceps and triceps, the forearm muscle groups, and the various hand and finger muscle groups. I will start with your shoulders, stretch out your arms, and work downward toward your hands upper arm muscles 2 minutes, followed by your lower arm muscles 2 minutes. I have a very special treat for your hands an interlocking palm massage. I literally use all 10 of my digits to intertwine your 5 digits, and use my thumbs to "massage" the pads of your thumb and four fingers. You probably do not know just how pleasurable the sensation of having the areas of skin on the sides of your fingers actually is until you experience that pleasure for the first time! Probably no one ever touches that area of your body not even your significant other. The only time in our lives when another human touches us there is when we are holding hands with fingers intertwined a rare event. And one associated with great romantic pleasure.
When I am done with your fingers total of 5 minutes on the hand and fingers, I will do a 1-minute summary. I will review briefly the shoulder, upper arm, lower arm, hand and finger massages that I have been through. 10 minutes.
Then I will repeat the same process for the other arm / hand / fingers division. The third division will be a mirror image of the second division. And I will follow the exact same process that I followed for the first! PREDICTABILITY. You will know exactly what to expect! Another 10 minutes.
When I move on to the fourth and fifth divisions, you can almost predict what to expect: a sequence very similar to the second and third divisions. In other words, I will do your legs / feet / toes just like I did your arms / hands / fingers.
I will use 6 separate techniques to "massage" each foot. I will announce each of the six separate techniques to you as I do them and ask you which of the six is the most enjoyable. Then I'll use that technique. I will say, "Here is the first way. I am placing my two thumbs on the same side of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch and one thumb on your lower arch and twisting back and forth, keeping firm pressure on each hand." I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the second way. I am placing my two thumbs on the same side of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch and one thumb on your lower arch and twisting back and forth, letting each hand slide across your foot.".
I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the third way. I am placing my two thumbs on opposing sides of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch pointed one way and with the other thumb on your lower arch pointed the other way, and twisting back and forth, keeping firm pressure on each hand." I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say: "Here is the fourth way. I am placing my two thumbs on opposing sides of your foot with one thumb on your upper arch pointed one way and with the other thumb on your lower arch pointed the other way, letting each hand slide across your foot.".
I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the fifth way. I am going to use my knuckles to stimulate your upper arch and move slowly to your lower arch". I will do that for a few seconds, then I will say, "Here is the sixth way. I am going to use the heel of my hand to stimulate your upper arch and move slowly to your lower arch.".
Then I will ask, "Which of those six methods do you like the best: Number 1, with thumbs on the same side, with firm pressure twisting back and forth; Number 2, with thumbs on the same side, gliding back and forth; Number 3, with thumbs on opposing sides, with firm pressure twisting back and forth; Number 4, with thumbs on opposing sides, gliding back and forth; Number 5, with knuckles; or, Number 6, with the heels of my palms.".
There is no right or wrong answer: I will just go with what you like best!
After I use the six twisted pretzel techniques, I will "massage" the toes by pulling them gently outward. I will do the interspaces. The sensation of having the areas of skin on the sides of the toes touched is an exquisite pleasure few will ever forget! Yes, I will use my index fingers to lovingly caress the inter-spaces of your toes one by one (not multiple interlocking like the fingers between there just isn't enough room! 2 minutes for upper leg muscles, 2 minutes for lower leg muscles, 5 minutes for the feet / toes, and a 1 minute summary; total of 20 minutes for the two divisions Sometimes I do the upper and lower leg muscles of both legs so that I can do both feet one right after the other.
But I have a special treat above and beyond the sensuous touching of the toes inter-spaces. I use a hot towel compress to clean each foot before I begin the foot session. I will tell you, "I am going to apply a hot towel compress to your foot to relax the muscles of your foot.".
After I do the body rub portion of each foot, I once again apply a hot towel compress to that foot. Sometimes I do another cool thing: as I remove the hot wet towel by pulling it off, I replace it inch by inch with a hot dry towel. Once in a while, I heat the dry towel as it replaces the wet towel with a hair dryer! And once in a great while, I run the hair dryer up and down your body to warm you up!
Have you ever had a hot towel compress applied to your feet in your whole life? It is an exquisite pleasure. The hair dryer treatment: a very special treat. Waving the blow dryer over your entire body is an additional special treat.
And now on to the sixth and final division. The back consists of the upper back, the middle back, and the lower back. Let's not ignore the butt -- that is where the most powerful muscles of the body -- the upper leg muscles -- connect to the main pelvic bone. That area is always knotted and needs attention. Then the rest of the muscle groups that are found there need attention. EVERY human being on the face of the planet loves a great butt rub!! (you have probably predicted this: 2 minutes on the upper back, 2 minutes on the lower back, 2 minutes on the legs, 3 minutes on the butt, and a 1 minute summary).
Not counting the separate identities of each finger and each toe, there are some 20 separate areas to address, plus the 6 summaries. Add the fingers and toes and there are really 40 separate areas. True professionals hate to conduct a session in less than a full hour because each area barely receives a minute of attention. If you truly love body rubs, try a full 2-hour-on-the-table session. That simply can't be equaled!
SUMMARY:
1 HOUR SESSION:
2 minutes on the upper neck muscles.
2 minutes on the scalp.
5 minutes on the face.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion session. (10 minutes elapsed).
2 minutes on the upper left arm.
2 minutes on the lower left arm.
5 minutes on the left hand.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 20 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper right arm.
2 minutes on the lower right arm.
5 minutes on the right hand.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 30 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper left leg.
2 minutes on the lower left leg.
5 minutes on the left foot.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 40 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper right leg.
2 minutes on the lower right leg.
5 minutes on the right foot.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 50 minutes).
2 minutes on the upper back.
2 minutes on the lower back.
2 minutes on the legs.
3 minutes on the upper leg muscle connections and the butt muscles.
1 minute to "summarize" that portion of the session. (10 minutes elapsed, total 60 minutes).
Every part of you body wants different levels of pressure, I must ask you questions! That requires an exchange of information. If you really want the restaurant to prepare your meal the exact way you want it prepared, you will need to exchange that information with the server. They can not guess what you want and they do not have any special ESP powers. It is the same between you and I: an exchange of information is the best way to get the body rub pressures you want.
SESSION 2: SCRATCHING.
After that near-therapeutic body rub, let's move on to the dermal stimulation body rub. This session is designed to stimulate the middle layer of skin. That is much easier to do than it might sound! And in fact you have done it to yourself every day of your life, and your girlfriend / significant other has probably done that for you a few times. It is as simple as a scratch. But try to convince your girlfriend / significant other to scratch your body all over -- 100% -- and you'll find it an unlikely scenario. But that is exactly what I do. In this 2nd type of body rub, I go back over all 6 divisions, all 20 subparts, all 40 sub-subparts, once again -- with a gentle scratching technique. A scratching session of the whole body is one of life's grandest pleasures.
Please allow me to describe in detail how I perform my "Scratching Session". The First Session, the Therapeutic Session, is designed to relax the muscles of the body ALL the muscles of the body. The Second Session, the Scratching Session, is designed to stimulate the middle layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body.
You should already be lying on the table face down, back up. This is because we started the "therapeutic session" with you on your back for the first 50 minutes, then flipped you face down for the last 10 minutes. So I will start our "scratching session" with you face down, back up. I use two different, but similar, techniques to scratch your back, and I'll start with the simple one first. Remember, this is a gentle scratch no marks!! If you want more pressure in certain areas, just ask for more pressure (I.e., just say "scratch harder, please!
I will softly place all ten of my fingernails on that point of your neck where your hairline ends. I will slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down the center of your back over your spinal column, which I did not touch during our "therapeutic session" all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will lift my right hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the right side of your body. Then I will lift my left hand up and move it back to your neck, but about two inches over toward the left side of your body. I do not lift both hands off at the same time because I do not want to break continuity!!
I will follow this process until I have scratched as far to your right side as possible down to the table!! That is just one trip down the back. Now I will use a second technique to scratch your back, and then I'll ask you which technique you like the best.
The second technique is very similar to the first, but it eliminates the problem of breaking continuity. In this technique, my ten fingertips remain on your back the entire time.
I will softly place all ten of my fingernails on that point of your neck where your hairline ends. I will slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down the center of your back over your spinal column, which I did not touch during our "therapeutic session" all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. Then I will move my ten fingernails outward five to the right and five to the left, of course as far out as they can go, which probably is the point where your sides meet the table! Then I will bring all ten of my fingernails straight upwards until I reach your shoulder. Then I will move all my ten fingernails inward toward the center of your neck, until I reach a point about two inches from your spinal column. This process is just like mowing the yard!!
Now I will once again slowly bring all ten of my fingernails straight down your back but now I am about 2 inches away from each side of your spinal column all the way to the bottom of your back / top of your butt. From there, I will continue to "mow your back" until your back has been completely mowed. Who knew mowing could be such a thrill?
Now I have made one pass using Technique 1 straight line mowing and one pass using Technique 1 traditional mowing the grass. I'll ask you which one you liked better. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times.
After that, I'll expand the range of my scratching this time going all the way from the neck to the feet!! I will use whichever Technique you liked for just the back. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times. After that, just because it will feel so good to you, I'll devote two or three minutes scratching your butt!! Dogs love that. Cats love that. HUMANS LOVE THAT EVEN MORE!!
After that, it will be time to flip onto your back so I can repeat this for the front side!! I will scratch your front side in the same manner as I scratched your back side starting with Technique 1 straight lines from neck to waist once, then with Technique 2 mowing the grass from neck to waist once, then two or three times using your preferred Technique, then two or three times using your preferred Technique from neck to feet.
Now all that remains are the arms. Needless to say, I will follow pretty much the same pattern for the arms starting at your neck and coming down to your fingertips. However, I will now add a new twist: after the first pass at mowing the arms / hands, I'll switch over from using ten fingernails to using just one fingernail the index fingernail of one of my hands from the neck all the way down to the end of your thumb. Then I'll ask whether you prefer the feeling of all ten of my fingernails or just one of my fingernails. Once I know whether your prefer ten or one, I'll repeat the process a few times on each of your arms / hands.
Now I am going to do something to you that no one has ever done before I am going to scratch every cell of your face except your eyelids!! I would say "every square inch of your face" but your face is not square, it is round. Again, this is a light, gentle scratch no marks! You have no idea how wonderful it feels to have your face scratched but now you will know it is something you will want to have on a regular basis! Even your ears will receive my tender loving attention!
SESSION 3: FINGERTIP TOUCHING.
And after the near-therapeutic body rub followed by the gentle scratching body rub, let's move on to the epidermal body rub. This session is designed to stimulate the outer layer of skin. It is unlikely you have ever felt the extreme pleasure that this type of stimulation provides. For this type of body rub, my very, very soft fingertips ever so gently glide across the outer layer of your skin. I use a touch that is lighter than a feather. In fact, this is called a feather touch. It feels as gentle as the sensation of a single feather gently moving across your skin. It feels heavenly.
But much better than that is the tremendous build-up that you will feel as I approach the last area of your body with this feathery touching. I go in the same order for all three types of body rubs, and that means that the back and butt are last. I will tease your butt and the insides of your upper legs with feathery touches that are extremely pleasurable!
Now the Second Session, the Scratching Session, comes to a close. It is time to begin the Third Session the Fingertip Session. " The First Session, the Therapeutic Session, is designed to relax the muscles of the body ALL the muscles of the body. The Second Session, the Scratching Session, is designed to stimulate the middle layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body. The Third Session, the Fingertip Session is designed to soothe and calm the outer layer of the skin ALL the skin of the body. During this Session, I will use just my soft fingertips using very, very light touches. For many parts of your body, this will feel like tickling! For those areas, we will either apply more pressure to eliminate that tickling sensation or we will skip over those areas!
You should already be lying on the table face up. We ended the Second Session, the Scratching Session, with your face. We will begin the Third Session, the Fingertip Session, with your face! Has anyone ever lovingly caressed your face? If so, you know that a gentle touching of the face says "I Love You" more effectively than words can ever communicate!
You came to me for a body rub, a physical touching. Yet in reality a mere physical touching is not quite enough if it is not done in a caring, loving manner. A robot can touch you, but you will never feel emotionally satisfied. Only a human can touch you in a caring, loving manner that satisfies you emotionally. A 20-something year old gal can touch you, but usually can not satisfy you emotionally because she is not interested in you!
No part of the body NO PART says "I Love You" as much as the face. In the 1960's there was a song called "It's In His Kiss", which had these lyrics:
"Does he love me I want to know.
How can I tell if he loves me so.
Is it in his eyes?
Oh no! You'll be deceived.
Is it in his sighs?
Oh no! He'll make believe.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Is it in his face?
Oh no! That's just his charms.
In his warm embrace?
Oh no! That's just his arms.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Kiss him and squeeze him tight.
Find out what you want to know.
If it's love, if it really is.
It's there in his kiss.
How about the way he acts.
Oh no! That's not the way.
And you're not list'nin' to all I say.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Hug him and squeeze him tight.
Find out what you want to know.
If it's love, if it really is.
It's there in his kiss.
How about the way he acts.
Oh no! That's not the way.
And you're not listnin' to all I say.
If you want to know if he loves you so.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
It's in his kiss.
That's where it is".
Well, that's how the song goes. You can't tell if someone loves you by looking at their face. They may be beautiful, they may be smiling, but to really know takes a great kiss! I am not going to kiss you, but I am going to touch your face in a way that effectively says "I Love You" and makes you feel emotionally satisfied!! In you want to know if it is true love, it's in her kiss. If you want to know how love feels, it's in her touching of your face.
After I lovingly caress your face, first with all ten fingernails, then with just one fingernail, it will be time to move on to the rest of your body. You are already face up, so let's start by using ten fingernails starting at the neck and coming down to the waist. We'll use the same kind of techniques that we used for the scratching ten fingertips in straight lines Technique 1 and then ten fingertips in a yard-mowing fashion Technique 2. Once you tell me your preference, we'll repeat that process two or three times.
After that, I'll expand the range of my scratching this time going all the way from the neck to the feet!! I will use whichever Technique you liked for just the chest area. Then I'll repeat that process two or three more times.
After that, it will be time for the arms. Needless to say, I will follow pretty much the same pattern for the arms starting at the neck and coming down to the fingertips. However, I will now add a new twist: after the first pass at mowing the arms / hands, I'll switch over from using my ten fingertips to using just one of my fingertips the index fingertip of one of my hands from your neck all the way down to the end of your thumb. Then I'll ask whether you prefer the feeling of all ten of my fingertips or just one of my fingertips. Once I know whether your prefer ten or one, I'll repeat the process a few times on each of your arms / hands.
Now it is time to roll over yet again. Now the back side of your body will receive the same kind of treatment that it received before for the Scratching Session, but this time with the soothing, gentle, loving touches of my soft fingertips instead of the scratching of my fingernails. But this time we'll add a bit of a twist. After being completely finished with the back side of your body, I will spend two or three minutes giving super gentle touches all over your butt, starting with several passes using ten fingertips, ending with several passes of just two fingertips that slowly slide down the crack toward the most intimate areas of your body!
Now the Third Session, the Fingertip Session, comes to a close. It is time to begin the Final Session of our time together.
THE THREE TEASES.
I use three teases during the course of my time with you. These three teases are placed throughout the three sessions, popping up often here and there in random, unpredictable manners. These three teases are less noticeable, more subtle.
TEASE 1: STRIP TEASE.
The first tease is a nonchalant strip tease. When I first enter, I'll be dressed like a professional strip tease dancer that is to say, I will have a lot of layers hiding my entire body! Over the course of time, I will remove these layers one by one until only my birthday suit remains!!
TEASE 2: NIPPLE TEASE.
At some point, I will be topless! Now a woman's greatest weapon is present: nipples. I use these to erotically tease you by "accidentally" letting them gently touch various parts of your body as I lean over him, from time to time, in random places.
TEASE 3: GENITAL TEASE.
At some point, many points actually, I will be in close proximity to your genitals! As I reach across your various body parts, I allow parts of my body my hands, my elbows, my nipples to "accidentally" graze across your genitals. I will let your penis become somewhat aroused from time to time, without direct attention! This is teasing! I may tease on a scale of 1 to 10, from a little to pure torture. I might ask him how much you like to be teased on that scale or I just might assume you want to be teased to the point of pure torture!
CONTINUITY AND PREDICTABILITY:
These two elements transform a good body rub into a great body rub. My technique incorporates continuity and predictability. Continuity means that from the time my hands first touch your body to formally commence our session until the time I adjourn, my hands never, never, never leave your body (except to get hot towel compresses and to clean my hands after touching your feet). Every second of every minute of that time, at least one of my hands will be touching your body. Never will I break contact completely. The only exception to this will be when I complete the rub of your feet, then I will wash my hands so that I do not spread bacteria from your feet to the other areas of your body; I will tell you that I am going to go wash my hands and you will know that I will only be a few feet away.
This continuity is very, very important. When a lady breaks contact, the client is disrupted. He doesn't know where she is going or how long she will be gone. In reality, she is just going to get more oil or to move to the other side of the table, but in his imagination he doesn't know where he are going or what she will do next. Imagine eating a great meal at a fine restaurant. You don't expect the waiter / waitress to just swing by and unexpectedly remove your plate after you've had just a few bites and then return it a few moments later! You would be shocked by that behavior. Not surprisingly, you would be just as shocked if I take my hands off your body for a few moments during a massage / rub. Your body will not be pleased at unexpected interruptions!
Predictability is almost as important as continuity. When I pay attention to your first arm / hand, your mind will subconsciously note the methodical sequence of events. I will then replay that same exact methodical sequence when I pay attention to your next arm / hand, then your first leg / foot, then your next leg / foot. Your mind will already know what is coming. When continuity and predictability combine, your body will relax faster and further than ever before. You will feel just like a baby in a car seat going for a gentle car ride. Yes, you may indeed fall asleep.
You probably won't notice these two techniques. They are subtle and they are not intended to be conspicuous. They stay in the background. But they magnify the relaxation powers ten-fold. They transform a good body rub into a great body rub.
No, I did not create these techniques. I did not even improve upon them. I simply copied them, learned them, and practiced them. Consider the world's best artists today. Can we say that they learned their crafts distinct from the processes followed by Michelangelo? Can we say they improved upon his processes? Of course not. Nothing that the artists of today undertake can exceed his works. In the same way, I cannot claim that my body rubs are the most original on the planet or that they exceed those of Michelangelo's girlfriend! The same is true in most professions today what I do is not necessarily the most original, but it is unique to me, and I do the best I can do.
WHY I MIGHT BE A GOOD MATCH FOR YOU:
Please let me explain why I think I might be a good companion for you. First, I am beautiful and I have a perfect body. I have unblemished, perfect skin silky smooth, wonderful to the touch. If you want to spend time with a woman, you might as well spend it with a beautiful woman with a great body and flawless skin!
Second, I am a mature woman. You have probably had sessions with service providers much younger than I am. You probably did not enjoy your time with the much younger service providers. There are several reasons for that. First, you have nothing in common. A mature man of 50 cannot relate well to a young woman of 22. You do not like her music, she does not like your music. You do not like her shows, she does not like your shows. Second, she has no sincere interest in you other than your wallet. She is perfectly happy if you pay her and leave in 5 minutes!! If she never sees you again, she'll be quite content with that. Third, you probably don't like many of the older women. You already know the issues with the older women: they have secret agendas, they are overweight, they have medical issues, they are in menopause, they have a negative attitude toward men, they are too bossy, they are self-absorbed, etc.
Third, I have a great body and plenty of energy. If you want to run on the beach, I can keep up with you. No creaky knees, no arthritis, no whining and complaining!!
Fourth, I am completely "normal" no issues with alcohol, illegal drugs, prescription drugs, mental issues, spiritual issues; no hang-ups! No drugs for depression, cholesterol, diabetes, heart disease, etc.!! And I am healthy! No middle-aged diseases, no diseases of any age!
Fifth, I have a great attitude. I want to join you for a fun adventure that we will both enjoy immensely!
Sixth, you can have a great time without feeling guilty afterward. You can return home with a clear conscience and with absolutely no possibility of taking home some strange disease! I am meticulously clean and I am disease and drug and alcohol, and we will not be doing anything that could lead to the transmission of strange diseases!
Seventh, I offer something that no one else can offer. And that is my one-of-a-kind personality. I am a very real person, as you will discover! I am playful and sensual as well, and you will discover that as soon as you call me yes, that part of my personality reveals itself immediately on the phone! I am sensual, seductive, and very sexy.
Eighth, I am perhaps the only gal in the Boston area who provides this exquisitely, wonderfully sensuous type of body rub session! No one else can even describe in more than 1 sentence what they do, let alone actually do it! Ask any gal to email to you a detailed explanation of what they do during a typical session; do you receive more than one sentence reply?
CONTACT INFORMATION AND HOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT:
The best way to contact me is to send an email to me. After we have exchanged emails and set a date / time to meet, we can talk over the phone before meeting, if you wish. My email address is: AriannaAndrewsBodyRubs@yahoo.com When you send an email, please include this information: your name, your age, your general occupation, and an idea of which type of session you would like (2 hours or 3 hours). After we have exchanged emails, I will ask you for a phone number to your cell phone a real phone number in your name, not a Google number or a Skype number.
DONATIONS AND DISCLAIMER:
The following information is provided in accordance with client disclosure requirements. I am not a licensed physician. The treatment provided is an alternative to or is complimentary to healing arts services licensed by the State. The services provided are not regulated by the State. Services provided are for relation therapy, which may include application of one or more of the following: aroma therapy, sound therapy, herbal treatments, touch therapy, and prostate massage. This treatment is based upon the theory that stress causes and intensifies symptoms of physical ailments and a person heals more quickly and effectively when relaxed. Each treatment is tailored to the individual client in order to help the client relax to the greatest extent possible. I have made a lifelong, independent study of energy flow chi within the body. I have over 2 years experience in applying the various modalities to help clients achieve a state of relaxation. This is not ad for prostitution. The services advertised are for alternative or complimentary health care. The service provider is not licensed as a healing arts practitioner.
NOTE: Any money exchanged is for companionship purposes only, for which I ask for a donation for my time. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of choice between consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for nor is it requested to be contracted for in any manner. This is NOT an offer of any illegal service. I do not provide any "extra" services above what I describe herein -- I do not offer any illegal services or prostitution services. I do not allow any type of drug use whatsoever!!
I ask for a donation based solely as a voluntary donation made in exchange for time, not for specific services.
$300 for 2 hours.
$450 for 3 hours.
AVAILABILITY:
I am generally available Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday from 9 am to 12 noon and Sunday from 12 noon until 5 pm. This means that I am only able to see one client per day!
USUALLY IN LIFE, YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR:
I like this quote: "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of the low price is forgotten." My philosophy is simple: pay enough to get what you really want because not getting what you really want isn't really worth anything! Gentlemen have told me their complaints about seeing a young woman for a low price, then feeling ripped out that they were shoved out the door in 10 minutes! What were they thinking? A middle aged gentleman should see a middle aged lady. And should spend as much time pursuing her as he did pursuing his first date when he was a young man!
Member #4868
05-13-14, 19:47
I emailed a buddy a picture of a widewide body today that describes her self as a small BBW. There was nothing smallaabout her.Unfortunately I was the recipient of that email and right before lunch no less!
And Hags Joe, awesome post, I loved it as it was SOOOO true!
That they had to tell you to STFU I only said they could.
I would never sit and squirm, if I felt the need to start squirming I would be out of there.
Just saying,
A2.
I'm not chatty, I was messing around that I was. How's this for long!! Boy you ain't kidding...
My posts are sometimes too long. I'll be more aware from now on. I was an English major in college before I switched to Psychology, so I love to write. Otherwise I'm quite appropriate in person, sometimes more on the quiet side. I'm an ex counselor so I'm trained and like to listen. This is another example of a woman being too chatty:
Beepers Beepers is offline.
Senior Member.
Reports.
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Beepers.
Quote Originally Posted by CravenHead.
Did you actually meet her?
How's the service and what does the $ include?
I did. She would not stop talking. Her apartment stinks. She blow AND talk. Paid 100 and never again as I think I could find a better "deal" with hotter girls.
Admin2: Don't try to squirm your way out of your comment. It doesn't matter how you said it, you need to be punished lmao. Ok, this is the scenario. On your trip to Boston, you meet us at Arianna's massage studio under the assumption that you'll be getting a double blow job and a happy ending (Guys, am I correct that this would be a two hole session? LOL) Anyway, you arrive, you lay down. She ties you to the massage table and she reads her website to you in it's entirety. Actually that's too harsh of a punishment for the stfu comment. She locks the door instead. Hmm, maybe you would deserve a double BJ after that torture. After the BJ, I'll take your shoes off and rub your feet and light you a cigarette By the way, it isn't against the rules to joke around with admin on here? I'd never do it to Jackson! I'm assuming I'm still on your good side since you haven't put me on moderation for the length of that last post? No more compliments on here from you sent my way? LOL I've only received two infractions since I've been a member here and they were mild, so I guess I'm good to go.
Arianna may be as quiet as a mouse in person. Who knows. I'm still going to email her to join this group for criticizing me. Watch out! "wink, wink.".
By the way, I received this message in my inbox: Need a woman's advice / comment: Hi Deb, Looking to get a woman's advice on make up. Feel free to comment on my thread in "the dark side of the hobby." so another group is trying to steal me away from here xoxo.
Didn't want to burden the threads themselves with massholery.
In case some people are new to BP / CL listings / emails etc.
Busty = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
(not in reality but for the purposes of ads / listings / self-descriptions).Thick = fat.
BBW = fat.
And if the ad ever says FAT then look out. It won't be a pretty sight.
Thick = fat.
BBW = fat.
And if the ad ever says FAT then look out. It won't be a pretty sight.Fat Sex.
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Old Sex.
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Dildo Baggens
05-14-14, 12:22
Both these pics activate the gag reflex in me. Yuk! I would retire tomorrow from this hobby if those were the only options left.
Baggens.
Both these pics activate the gag reflex in me. Yuk! I would retire tomorrow from this hobby if those were the only options left.
Baggens.Eventually that is what happens to all the 20 year old spinners over time. Few are able to keep that shape to their mid or late 30's some into the 40's if they work hard at it. Once in awhile you'll find those that are classics that still retain that nice shape into their 50's and beyond.
To each their own as each person has their own fetishes. I like the lean, mean and sexy ones, well maybe not the mean ones.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.
Quoting Deb: "I sometimes write and post too much".
Thank you Deb-now good night. PLEASE.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.
Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.Deb, seriously, this is a guys' forum. We discuss primarily guys things here. We're derogatory towards women as women often are derogatory towards us on ladies' forums. Could we get a membership there too? On many of them we could. But we don't want to read the negative staff that ladies talk about when they talk about us, that's why we're not there. But... When we discuss issues here, we also don't want to be sensitive (hence Massholes) or considerate (hence Massholes) or take into account somebody's sad childhood when we say things (hence Massholes). This was created in order for us, the guys, to be able to be assholes if we wish to, nothing less. You really are in the wrong place here. Every time a man gets too involved on the women-only forum, he doesn't enrich things, he disrupts them. I know because I've been there and also because I talked about it with other women. But, make no mistake, the same goes the other way too.
As Samuel L. Jackson numerously repeated in Pulp Fiction "I really am trying to be good here. It's hard but I really am trying" but I also don't know how much clearer do you want me to be?
I fully understand and appreciate the ground rules that were layout crystal clear when you created Massholes. I have been trying to be tolerant and trying to ignore for the most part Deb's long winded bla bla bla bla's. I have today replied with my opinion as respectfully and in a few words. I have never had a bone to pick with Deb personally. I have never met her. But Admin I support you and request you please put an end to this if it continues.
Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.
Because in the rest of the world we are required to call them BBW's (the most fucking oxymoronic word ever coined) Because we are tired of seeing these huge women expecting to get money for shitty sex. And also because we are really fucking tired of hearing how we are somehow expected to be anything except freshly bathed and holding 100 dollar bills.
I don't know you Deb but I like reading what you write sometimes. Make no mistake about it, this forum is FOR men. It's always been FOR men, and it will always be FOR men.
There are two standards, one for GF's and one for professionals. There are many women I see that I would be happy waking up next to, but when a woman wants to get paid for sex they better be on fucking point. Simple as that.
You are correct there are guys with fetishes, I know some of them. I know this one guy who's eyes would glaze over when he talked about banging some fat chick from behind, but that's fetish stuff and not main stream. The vast majority of guys are looking for women that are HWP.
I'm not being a dick but if you want to look into the locker room, this is what it's like. This is a fight thread so I'm hesitant to muzzle you but I'm not going to tolerate much more f this because I think the guys are getting tired of it and at the end of the day, it's for them. We might need another poll here.
A2.I don't think a poll is needed to simply allow the ladies a place to respond. Whether it be this forum or another I think we (us masshholes) can learn from what they (the ladies) say and they in turn can learn from us. I think some forum should be offered to them to speak their minds. With reasonable limits set.
Smoke Screen
05-14-14, 17:30
I hate to break up all the Deb talk, but I just can't wait to tell you, "their coming to get you, and all your buddies". Ledger is alive & well, ok, just alive, I was kidding about the well. You guys better go hide, our resident nutcase has sent me 3 pms telling me we are all in trouble. I have a surprise for him.
Why put these women down? Some guys who have other preferences, fat or old women, would say that the women (girls) you guys like would make them gag or lose their lunches! I never had a weight problem until a few years ago, and it happened when I started working graveyard shift. My body looked more like Paris's (and escort from a few pages back). Actually my body was perfect, it always has been, otherwise I wouldn't have been hired as a stripper or started escorting in the first place. I've only continued escorting with the weight gain since I don't have a choice. There's someone for everyone guys. I know that men have unusual fetishes, mommy / son role play, brown showers, golden showers, dom and sub role play. Not everyone is of the norm. Also, why put down anyone at all? If you don't like the way they look, don't see them! It's as easy as that. Also, if you don't like the way they look, don't look at them either! I wonder what you guys look like? You must all look like Adonis the way you talk about women. And for gosh sakes, to say "Don't look at her face." regarding a woman who's only in her 30's, because you think she's too old looking! She's beautiful! The comments were ridiculous!
I'm so aggravated reading derogatory comments about escorts (age, body type). I will have Paris's body again so no one can talk about me this way. Also, being in shape is way healthier obviously. It hasn't been too long ago since I was perfect. I've always been athletic and nothing on me sags even now. And BTW, my face is still wrinkle free so it doesn't have to be covered no matter what. I will rival all the Argentinian women, since I was more beautiful than any of them when I first started out. I can't count how long I was mistaken for a 20 something year old girl.
Anyway, it's downright misogamy to talk about women this way. You all have mothers and probably sisters too, don't you? How would you like anyone talking about them like this? I was thinking today about how I've been feeling since being burnt by quite a few people and I'm really angry I let it happen. It tends to make a person harder on the outside. But even before then I was pissed off, although I was much more sweeter and softer. I still care about people and have a sweet, soft, sensitive side, but I don't have the propensity to show it lately. I think that many people involved in the sex industry have trauma backgrounds, escorts and also the guys who see them as well (meaning you guys!) I think that's why a lot of escorts are f'ed up and treat you all badly. Also, I think that's why many of you are so angry, bickering and fighting with each other. You know that Ledger and Monger Expert probably have trauma histories too. (especially Ledger). If you do have experienced trauma in your pasts and have become abusive due to it, remember how you felt when you were being abused. You're passing your experiences on to others. Just my opinion as a counselor by the way.The majority of the posting here relating to a woman's appearance is subjective and most certainly relevant. A women's body type is one of the main criteria involved when selecting a provider and will remain one of the most important topics of discussion on a forum such as this. I have nothing against fat women personally but as A2 stated when I am paying a girl for sex I expect a certain standard. After all I am the paying customer. This subject came about from discussion of providers using politically correct terms in ads and in my opinion amounts to deception just as pictures taken with certain poses often hides the woman's true form and is done intentionally.
As far as our looks go again we are the customers here and it is the provider's prerogative to turn us down on a date whenever they please. And many do for various reasons.
This does not imply that I am misogynistic-I believe this is the word you intended to use as the term you chose (misogamy) is defined as the hatred of marriage. Now it appears you are the one labeling us by throwing this insult and casting judgment. You are entitled to your opinion but stop trying to guilt us into becoming politically correct posters. We are not just a bunch of cavemen here as you try and portray us.
And just because you have a psychology background doesn't make you an expert here. You remind me of a liberal who always thinks they know what's best for everyone else and pushes for change that often makes things worse. What's next? Is every provider going to get a trophy now like our kids just for being in the game?
I sincerely hope you have your hard hat and safety goggles on the next time you login.
Put us out of our misery and bring the entertainment on.
I hate to break up all the Deb talk, but I just can't wait to tell you, "their coming to get you, and all your buddies". Ledger is alive & well, ok, just alive, I was kidding about the well. You guys better go hide, our resident nutcase has sent me 3 pms telling me we are all in trouble. I have a surprise for him.
Sperm have you notices there are no "Woman's opinions" there is only a single Deb. Do you really think there are going to be more to follow in the days to come on Massholes. You are not getting the range of opinions you are referring to. Go somewhere else or let her have her own pulpit for all I care.
I don't think a poll is needed to simply allow the ladies a place to respond. Whether it be this forum or another I think we (us masshholes) can learn from what they (the ladies) say and they in turn can learn from us. I think some forum should be offered to them to speak their minds. With reasonable limits set.
Sperm have you notices there are no "Woman's opinions" there is only a single Deb. Do you really think there are going to be more to follow in the days to come on Massholes. You are not getting the range of opinions you are referring to. Go somewhere else or let her have her own pulpit for all I care.Opinions are like assholes. We all have one.
So far Deb has been the only woman who has been willing to speak out and you must give her credit for that being amongst all of us massholes.
We express our opinions why not them? They are after all just opinions. Within limits I see no harm.
Sperm.
I can respect that. That is your opinion not your asshole. Why don't you and Deb set up a direct line and sign up for a large volume of data monthly. The rest of us will let you know when and in which year in the future another female responds on Massholes with an opinion.
Opinions are like assholes. We all have one.
So far Deb has been the only woman who has been willing to speak out and you must give her credit for that being amongst all of us massholes.
We express our opinions why not them? They are after all just opinions. Within limits I see no harm.
Opinions are like assholes. We all have one.
So far Deb has been the only woman who has been willing to speak out and you must give her credit for that being amongst all of us massholes.
We express our opinions why not them? They are after all just opinions. Within limits I see no harm.Express her opinion or rewrite War and Peace for most opinions that she expresses?
I, for example, believe that there is not enough people on the Massholes who are familiar with Belgian literature. I could cut and paste a guide to the literature of Belgium as one of my posts so everybody here on the Massholes would get a chance to familiarize themselves with whatever it is that they missed. How does this sound?
I actually want to throw this out there: why don't we (i.e. admin) maybe institute a Twitter-like limitations on posting at Massholes with Admin2 deciding what those limitations should be? That would still allow everyone an opportunity to call each other a fuckhead and express an opinion on the likes of ME or Ledger. If you have something of more substance and pussy related you can reference to your post in other sections.
Express her opinion or rewrite War and Peace for most opinions that she expresses?We all express our opinions on here. I can't see any sense in nitpicking but then again there are those who just like picking nits.
In my travels I try to check in to USASG in various areas. Some are weak and some are quite useful. I will tell you one thing, I don't think there is any equal to Massholes. Even though it has been a month since I was in Boston I just can't keep away. You guys (and Deb) are really entertaining.
That said, I find this whole line of thought to be interesting. I went through a "fat chick" phase a year or so ago. I just couldn't get enough energetic, young and fat chicks. I fucked one that was the most energetic chick I ever fucked and another that was dead ringer for Georgie Girl, tall and large, but not flabby, early 20's, a real fun gal. Then the real winner was a semi-pro fat chick in a Western city that stayed with me for a good four hours. Very refreshing. And not mechanical at all, which made it very special. She genuinely wasn't in it for the money, she just wanted to be fucked for fun. She was an accountant that drove a Cadillac.
Things change. I am now trying to fuck as many MILF spinners as I can find and nothing else will do. Sorry to the fat chicks. Been there, done that. Now, there is something about a MILF spinner and I have one I fucked last week that I wanted to adopt. Of course, that would be a bit weird, wouldn't it? I am thinking I will do tall teenagers next. Maybe I just want to revisit my college years.
There is one more thing, there are plenty of chicks active on USASG in some cities. And I know of at least one city I keep up with that the neighborhood of guys and gals is pretty respective and protective of each other.
But every city is different. And, I will say, Boston and Massholes is the only place I see A2 in a role other than blocking ass holes and lecturing them on being ass holes. So, you guys got that going, for sure.
C3.
We all express our opinions on here. I can't see any sense in nitpicking but then again there are those who just like picking nits.
Check out The Octagon in Cincy, it's a lot of fun and I'm pretty active there as well. I must admit though it's a toss up which I like best. They are both great threads.
A2
Is it me or did things change some recently on the forums?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?532-Boston&isg_Tab=Main
Looks like some new tabs were added under the town of the forum close to the top of the page, such as forum photos, or is it me & they've been there all along?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=532&isg_Tab=Main
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=532&isg_Tab=Photos
Express her opinion or rewrite War and Peace for most opinions that she expresses?
I, for example, believe that there is not enough people on the Massholes who are familiar with Belgian literature. I could cut and paste a guide to the literature of Belgium as one of my posts so everybody here on the Massholes would get a chance to familiarize themselves with whatever it is that they missed. How does this sound?
I actually want to throw this out there: why don't we (i.e. admin) maybe institute a Twitter-like limitations on posting at Massholes with Admin2 deciding what those limitations should be? That would still allow everyone an opportunity to call each other a fuckhead and express an opinion on the likes of ME or Ledger. If you have something of more substance and pussy related you can reference to your post in other sections.It is so easy to simply just ignore something posted. It dies its own death.
Is it me or did things change some recently on the forums?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?532-Boston&isg_Tab=Main
Looks like some new tabs were added under the town of the forum close to the top of the page, such as forum photos, or is it me & they've been there all along?
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=532&isg_Tab=Main
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=532&isg_Tab=PhotosThey have been there a while.
I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.
Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.
Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".
I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.
The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.
They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.
As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".
So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.
Damage, 70 bucks a head.
Seriously, it's ok to hate me.
A2.
I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.
Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.
Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".
I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.
The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.
They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.
As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".
So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.
Damage, 70 bucks a head.
Seriously, it's ok to hate me.
A2.Seriously? Damn, Admin. Where do you live again?? I'm coming to visit!
Member #4868
05-15-14, 13:36
Seriously, it's ok to hate me.
A2.And seriously, I do!
I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.
Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.
Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".
I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.
The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.
They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.
As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".
So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.
Damage, 70 bucks a head.
Seriously, it's ok to hate me.
A2.Fuck you Admin2! You suck!
Those are the TWO girls you should have greet the cop at your door that Ledger is sending your way. He won't be able to resist with two of them practically eye level looking right at his bulge in his uniform.
I picked up this club girl the other night who was a lot of fun. About 5 foot nothing, spinner, with bolt ons bigger than my head. (Just like I like um) We had a really great time and exchanged numbers. I told her if she ever wants to swing by before work and fuck me just drop me a line.
Last night around 9 PM I get a message, "I'm with a friend, we are bored, can we come by your house and have sex before work?" I responded "sure, if your friend is a girl." She wrote back and assured my that she was, so I said "What should I get to drink for you guys?" and what time? She said 10 and beer, I said see you then.
Went to the chino and bought some beer and redbulls and got back to work. 10:00 she sends me a message, "We will be there in 20 minutes.".
I jumped in a shower, changed my clothes and answered the door when the bell sounded.
The friend was a carbon copy but brunette.
They were very friendly, and left me barely alive at 12:20. They both expressed interest in my ho to a housewife plan.
As they were leaving she asked; "Some night when we aren't working can we come over with party favors and just spend the night?" I said "sure but remember I only pay for the sex, you can hang out here anytime you want but you don't earn money by sleeping.".
So as Carl Spackler said in that great American classic "Caddyshack" I got that going for me.
Damage, 70 bucks a head.
Seriously, it's ok to hate me.
A2.
He lives at:
#69 Sore Balls Lane.
Fucksville.
Heaven.
Seriously? Damn, Admin. Where do you live again?? I'm coming to visit!
I live in Buenos Aires, Coolio sang about us in the song "Mongers Paradise.".
I live in Buenos Aires, Coolio sang about us in the song "Mongers Paradise.".Oh I've been there, not a good place. Don't go there, no-good-no-good-no-good! Go instead to Paris: St. Denis Blvd f-ing amazing! The hottest chicks on the prowl! Everybody're available, love the monger and so f-ing hot, foreigner-friendly and cheap, you wouldn't believe. LOL.
On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.
Sucer ma chatte humide.
http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpg
On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.
Sucer ma chatte humide.
http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpgIs that what you tell the guys in Canada?
Aldrich317
05-16-14, 13:05
On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.
Sucer ma chatte humide.
http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpgPlan on vacationing in Montreal in a few months. Can you direct me to where I can find more info on Montreal's mongering activity?
Thanks,
Aldrich317.
On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.
Sucer ma chatte humide.
http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpgI was actually talking about Paris, France and at that being factitious as it's probably is one of the worst places for mongering.
Argentina can be amazing and I had an awesome time in BA. Obviously you time would be so much better though if you know people. I myself prefer Rio or even San Paulo but then argument between BA and Rio / SP mongers has been going on since mongers began populating those areas. Moreover, I actually found Chilean chicks warmer then Argentine but Argentinians can be crazy, definitely more sophisticated and super adventurous but also often have an edge to them that some may not ind welcoming. All thing being equal however I still prefer Brazilians who I believe strike a better balance between being nice, interesting and having a higher level of education and knowhow. As for looks, on the whole I found Argentinian women better looking then Brazilian but remember that applies only if you like white European stock.
If you prefer racial and ethnic diversity in your mongering, Argentina is not even in the same league with Brazil. Actually just look here in Boston: you have Brazilian Lilly (who I sometimes see) and Vickie Brazil who are natural blondes, then there are black Brazilians, Indians, Asians, all kinds of mixes and in numbers too. In Argentina it's mostly white Europeans and while there I met several BA-based mongers who told me that they actually preferred ladies from nearby Paraguay to the Argentines. But! You will find many Brazilians working in BA. You will always find some Argentinians working in Rio or San Paulo but they sure are not as numerous there.
I believe one of the reasons many mongers prefer BA to Brazil is the language. That especially applies to American mongers who all just by the sheer fact of growing up in the States already speak varied degrees of Spanish. Also Portuguese is significantly more difficult to learn then Spanish. I speak both, Portuguese better but my Spanish is good enough so not to have much of a language barrier in either place. The advantages of knowing Portuguese over Spanish is the ability to understand the other, and that ability usually is a one-way street. Portuguese speakers have no problems understanding Spanish-speakers but it rarely works the other way, largely (in my opinion) because Spanish has a ringing clear pronunciation to it while Portuguese is a lazier language: it's soft, fleeting, and to untrained ear it would always seem as though a Portuguese speaker swallows half of the words he says. In fact, in the way Portuguese sounds it often reminds me of Polish.
There is very little doubt in my mind that Rio and SP are more diverse then BA, and I venture to say more cosmopolitan, as in having more staff and having more staff going on at any particular point in time. There are much more foreigners in Rio then in BA and from many more parts of the world. That being said however, many American mongers seem to prefer BA and I think one of the other reasons besides language, is the appearance and maybe even a certain proximity in attitude too.
Argentinians like to think of themselves as more European and that their country, and especially their capital, is more European-looking then South American. Well, if we have an Argentine here I know I'm going to get a lot of flack for what I'm about to say, if not insults and threats, but I beg to differ. Argentinians are not more European. They are more American, or how they like to say, more Norteamericano (don't say that you're an American in Argentina, say you're North American or you're bound to be thought of as a "bad American"; BTW, no such problem in Brazil). Buenos Aires looks and feels more like New York or DC then like Rio or London or Paris. When I was visiting friends in large Argentinian coastal city of Mar-del-Plata, once I looked over and I had to pinch myself because I was sure that I was looking at the coastline of Swampscott. I didn't tell that to my friends or I might've lost them right there and then but boy was that a snapshot!
It would be interesting to get an Admin2 critique on what I just said.
All I had to do was to stand or dance in a club and look cute, or walk down the street and some guy would want to suck on my pussy. A French guy actually grabbed my boob when I was walking around in the gay village one day. Here's what the non pros look like in Montreal my monger friends. A feast for the eyes. The nightlife rocks and there's a lot of free pussy to be had. My friend Don who lives there was complaining that he was searching for a serious girlfriend and all the women he met only wanted casual sex. Check this utube video out and to Admin 2, they rival or even surpass the Argentinian women don't you think? What guy wouldn't want to fuck a girl with a French accent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9TfOjZD2OE "Joie de vivre" to everyone on the board. Xoxo.
Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.
With that out of the way I would agree with most of your sentiments except the "just like NY," and Chilenas being warmer.
I've fucked a couple hundred Brazilenas here and they are some freaky fucking chicks, I've had VERY few regrets on any of them. I've never gone to Brazil because getting a visa is a pain in the ass. I'm in the process of applying for Argentinian citizenship and I reckon my first stamp in that new passport will be to Brazil.
Argentinos are kind of difficult to deal with. I've gotten to the point where I tell guys if you aren't willing to be here for a minimum of a couple weeks it's really not worth the trip unless somebody else is paying for it. After the crisis in 2002 tourism exploded here and soooooo many drunk fucking idiots over paid these chicks that they won't work for less than a couple hundred bucks. Since they are so fucking hot most guys just pay it. What they don't understand is when you over pay them so much they think you are a fool and fuck you accordingly. I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave." I promise you the story the chick told her friends when like this. "Juanita, charge a yankee 4 times as much as a local and then when you get to the hotel if you keep breaking his balls and not fucking him, he will still give you the money and you can go. No I'm serious, he won't hit you or anything, he will just give you the money and you can leave without even touching him."
I don't have to deal with this because I live here and I have insulted so many chicks that tried to highball me that none of them try it. When I go out to the club I give them their 100 bucks, it's too much but it's a settlement between the 2-300 they try to get from most yankees and the 70-80 they charge locals. For me it's a recruiting tool. I recently posted about the two girls that came to the house. I had paid the first one her 100 bucks plus the 40 in bar fines to bang her the first time. Then blew her away by being nice to her (here's a toothbrush just for you) that she thought I was great. A couple days later SHE called me asking if her and her friend could both come to the house and I gave them 70 a piece for two hours.
NR is correct about the diversity as well. Argentinos are very proud that they stopped having slaves long before the Brazillians did. While I'm certainly not defending slavery what happened here as a result of not being able to have slaves the Argentines just fucking killed everybody that wasn't white and then imported laborers from whichever European country was currently depressed, mostly Italy. Buenos Aires has one of the most homogeneous populations I've ever seen. Again, not defending slavery or the longer length of time they had it but an unintended consequence in Brazil was those other peoples survived as groups, here they are all gone.
I think downtown looks a lot like NYC, but I can show you areas, really big areas that don't.
The very weirdest thing about here, and in my experience the most difficult thing for Yanks to understand is valuation. Because of the 10 gozzillian subsidies on everything they have here nobody really understands the idea of market driven valuation. Up in the states it's generally accepted that a thing or service is worth what somebody will buy if for. Here in Argentina a thing or service is worth what, in the mind of the seller, you have the ABILITY to pay for it. In their minds if you CAN pay 100 dollars for something they would sell to somebody else for 50 and you don't pay the 100 dollars but only the 50 they would be happy to sell it to somebody else for, they haven't received 50 dollars, they feel like you have stolen 50 dollars from them. Last night I was taking a new guy around. It was 2:30 in the morning, this chick at this coffee shop that I have paid 60 bucks to bang for two hours on several occasions wouldn't leave with him for less than 80 an hour. She sat in that coffee shop and earned nothing, rather than give him the same deal she has given me on several occasions. It's really fucking bizarre.
I converted all prices to dollars in this post. If you ever come here, never pay in dollars, never discuss dollars, if chicks mention dollars pretend you don't know what they are. I'll never be able to explain why you have to trust me on this. Also don't change anything more than the BAREST minimum at the airport.
http://www.rooshv.com/school-of-argentine-girls Roosh also wrote a book: Roosh's Argentina Compendium, a 64 page strategy guide designed to help you bang any Argentinian woman of your choice (for free ofcourse) Maybe A2 has used some of the techniques? With his charm he could probably write a book himself What do I get A2 for kissing your ass? LOL and I'm sure it's a fine ass indeed.
Yellowfever023
05-17-14, 10:45
Sorry that happened to you and nice of you to post about the poor experience. You admitted that you made a mistake of paying first. But, of course, the bigger mistake was losing perspective. There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Just wrap it up and pretend you're doing it bareback. What's the difference except for what is in your own head and real consequences? But the truly irrational part is that you allowed yourself to believe that some girl who advertises for all the world to see just can't wait for YOU to get with her at a notel to have unprotected sex.
I'm not trying to embarrass you, friend. I'm just passing along some hard earned wisdom from someone who has made the same mistakes. It ain't worth getting too crazy about what the ad says. In fact, the more adventurous it sounds, the less you should be interested in it.
I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!
I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.
Fever.
I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!
I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.
Fever.It doesn't say that anymore.
A2.
The most unhappiest of people in the world are married. That being said, most man are married and have bills left and right. They realize that they are not content with their sexual life and pursue other avenues.
Having a SW fulfill's such void but at the same time, that relationship does not require maintenance, such as cheating on some one.
In addition, many of us hate having a woman that bitchand complain the whole day about a bunch of be-s that God knows you are not paying attention to. All you want for her to do is to phuck you.
Plus, who likes to eat the same meat everyday. How about having a burger for breakfast-lunch-dinner. Having said that, man require variety and spice in their lives.
Member #4868
05-17-14, 15:02
It doesn't say that anymore.
A2.I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".
My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0.
Member #5039
05-17-14, 15:29
Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.
I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave." I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls!
I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls!First, he negotiated drunk, agreed to a ridiculous number and then fucked her all night long and wouldn't pay her in the morning.
Second he was in the Secret Service.
Third He took her to HIS hotel room.
Don't get drunk while mongering (just makes the sex worse anyway) Second, since you won't be drunk you won't agree to 800 fucking dollars. Third, if you have a job like that, don't take her to your fucking hotel. Just like here there are short term hotels in Columbia, here they cost about 25 bucks for three hours. Take her there, if she fucks up like that, walk the fuck out. I have never understood this "I want you to spend the whole night and sleep with me thing." Hit it and fucking quit it. If you want a girlfriend, make more money and get in shape. If you want to get laid, fuck them, then put them in a fucking taxi and sleep peacefully. Any guy that voluntarily becomes unconscious in the presence of a working girl he just met two hours ago deserves to lose the fucking kidney she's going to end up selling on the black market. Along with his wallet, passport, watch, money, computer, and anything else laying around.
After you know them it's a different thing. The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it." She can now sleep over anytime she wants. She can wait in the house by herself while I go the grocery store and buy her some beer. She can't have the combo to my safe yet, but I also won't be throwing my keys, ipad, money, and phone in the safe either when she's here.
I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".
My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0.Oh, I will be employing this video for future use for sure! (bookmarked).
On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.
Sucer ma chatte humide.
http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpg4, 5, 3, 1, 2.
How's that for "misogamy".
I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.
The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it." I am totally speechless. You should marry her. As one who is an expert on getting married (but not staying married) I can tell you, none of my wives would have ever passed up that cash.
A2, you are my hero.
C3.
I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.Men get it that people fuck up. Men admire people that when they fuck up say "Dude I fucked up, won't happen again." Most men, don't use that fuck up as ammo in the future unless you fuck up in the same way again.
Two guys resolving a problem;.
Guy 1; Duu-uudd (What they fuck was that?
Guy 2; Doooood (Ahh fuck, sorry).
Guy 1; Dude (ok).
Guy 2; Dude? (want to go fishing? I'll buy the beer).
Guy 1; Cool (I acknowledge that you see you fucked up, sincerely regret it, and are making amends, this issue is now closed unless you do it again).
I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.
So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.
I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.
So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.Hi Deb, it's funny that you mentioned the Belmont Stakes because I'm originally from New York and I used to live less than 1 mile away from there. It's on Hempstead Ave in Queens. I used to go there as a child to watch the races. What a small world.
A2 I believe you said we can vent on here? Ugg. If so, here it goes. A potential new client made an appointment with me, not an exact time, but a sometime Monday morning appointment to see me. We've been pming up and back and I really like him. He asked me one time only, on Saturday at 8 pm to email recent pics of myself to him. I had forgotten to send them, but remembered 9 am this morning. The same time I was sending the pics, he pmed me on here telling me he's upset with me and I'm showing what my character is like but not sending the pics like he asked. He said something like "I made other plans, and as far as seeing you, thanks, but no thanks." So I emailed him back profusely apologizing for forgetting to send the pics earlier and offered him 50 % off the appointment. I sent him another email telling him that the money doesn't matter, so he can name his price. I didn't hear from him, figuring he must be really upset, I told him I"the see him for free. He sent me an email just recently telling me how upset he is with me, that I'm irresponsible and prefer posting on this board than tending to my responsibilities. I only posted once after 8 pm on Saturday when he requested the pics. Well I don't know what you all know about escorts businesses, but we get a shit load of calls, emails texts to wade through. I try my best to try to accomodate (can't' spell this damn word) everyone and if I fuck up I offer 50 % or free services depending on how bad the mistake is and how upset the guy is. Now I read on the other board about an escort who charges a fee if a client cancels on her 24 hours! Wow. I think she charges him for the entire session! A guy who saw her asked what everyone thought about her cancelling on him at the last min. And should he be compensated somehow (given a discounted session) and all the escorts said no. Here I am concerned about not sending pics earlier, I'm offering him a free session, and that's not compensation enough? I don't get it. Is he right and I'm not viewing this situation objectively? But I don't know any escort, especially on backpage, who'd give a rats ass over how they've inconvenienced you. Geeze. Ok, rant over. I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.
I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.He needs to unbunch his panties. Forgetting to send pics is an error but it's not like missing an appointment. A sincere "sorry about that" covers this. If a 50% discount doesn't cover it fuck him. He'll be more trouble IF you see him.
One of the things I like about my job is I don't have to be nice to assholes. Some douchebag sent me an email the other day. "Tell me about your advertising" nothing more. No, "Hello, we are thinking..." or "Hi could you please send us info about..." just "Tell us about your advertising." Normally I do into detail about the sizes of ads, costs, impressions, ect. But for this douchebag I answered "when you figure out how polite people make a request, write me back." He responded by calling me an asshole (can't blame him) so I told him to fuck off.
Assholes that don't use common politeness are always more trouble than they are worth. Most of our advertisers have been with us a long, long, LONG fucking time and I don't want to deal with an asshole for the next couple years.
A2.
A2 I believe you said we can vent on here? Ugg. If so, here it goes. A potential new client made an appointment with me, not an exact time, but a sometime Monday morning appointment to see me. We've been pming up and back and I really like him. He asked me one time only, on Saturday at 8 pm to email recent pics of myself to him. I had forgotten to send them, but remembered 9 am this morning. The same time I was sending the pics, he pmed me on here telling me he's upset with me and I'm showing what my character is like but not sending the pics like he asked. He said something like "I made other plans, and as far as seeing you, thanks, but no thanks." So I emailed him back profusely apologizing for forgetting to send the pics earlier and offered him 50 % off the appointment. I sent him another email telling him that the money doesn't matter, so he can name his price. I didn't hear from him, figuring he must be really upset, I told him I"the see him for free. He sent me an email just recently telling me how upset he is with me, that I'm irresponsible and prefer posting on this board than tending to my responsibilities. I only posted once after 8 pm on Saturday when he requested the pics. Well I don't know what you all know about escorts businesses, but we get a shit load of calls, emails texts to wade through. I try my best to try to accomodate (can't' spell this damn word) everyone and if I fuck up I offer 50 % or free services depending on how bad the mistake is and how upset the guy is. Now I read on the other board about an escort who charges a fee if a client cancels on her 24 hours! Wow. I think she charges him for the entire session! A guy who saw her asked what everyone thought about her cancelling on him at the last min. And should he be compensated somehow (given a discounted session) and all the escorts said no. Here I am concerned about not sending pics earlier, I'm offering him a free session, and that's not compensation enough? I don't get it. Is he right and I'm not viewing this situation objectively? But I don't know any escort, especially on backpage, who'd give a rats ass over how they've inconvenienced you. Geeze. Ok, rant over. I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.If it would make you feel any better, you could give me the free session that he doesn't seem to want.
If it would make you feel any better, you could give me the free session that he doesn't seem to want.Yeah me too!
Smoke Screen
05-20-14, 05:50
There's no pleasing some people. He probably saved you alot of aggravation by not accepting your offer. (Accommodate, 2 Cs & 2 Ms).
Deb,
You sell and you provide the service you sell. You seem to have your shit together better than a lot of SP's, for sure. All that said, there is something you need to learn about the sales part of your business. Are you ready? What I am about to share salesmen pay thousands to hear. So, this is a vital part of selling. Here it is. A pearl of wisdom that you should live by. So:
There is nothing wrong with losing a sale but there is everything wrong with not knowing why you lost the sale.
That's it. Words to live by. Words that will help you sleep at night. So, this guy was an asshole, but that is not why you lost the sale. This guy was unreasonable but that is not why you lost the sale. No, you lost the sale because he had an expectation of service and you disappointed him. Period. Plain and simple. Nice try for a save by apologizing and offering the discount but, frankly, at that point it didn't matter because you had already lost the sale and he had already made a decision to go a different direction. Truth is, there is nothing wrong in all of that. I think you are a fine lady and genuinely try to offer a great service at a reasonable price. But you suck at the sales part because you take it too personally. That is not a bad trait, but it is something you need to know about yourself and get past it.
In this guy's defense two days had past and I guarantee he went somewhere else. He hadn't thought about you since you didn't send the pics so when you finally sent the pics he had probably already made a date with another SP and enjoyed the fuck. Now, I am a bit surprised he didn't take the free offer. Damn. That is self control on his part. What guy would pass up a free fuck? Oh, well, his choice at that point.
I had a SP that I called in a Southern city about a month ago that when I asked what was on the menu she led with, "I normally get 200 but can do it for 150 for one pop and if you want two pops that is 180." And then she mumbled some more. Awful sales technique, for sure. But most SP's are have awful sales technique. And if they are tweakers it goes down hill even more.
So, you fucked up and lost the sale. It is that simple. You committed to something and did not deliver. Get over it. If you want to make sales then don't fuck up. Come up with some way that reminds you to follow through on the things you commit to do for your clients and potential clients. Some people make lists. Some people follow their Daytimer rules. But most sales people fuck up and forget and loose sales and then don't learn the lessons.
C3.
A2 I believe you said we can vent on here? Ugg. If so, here it goes. A potential new client made an appointment with me, not an exact time, but a sometime Monday morning appointment to see me. We've been pming up and back and I really like him. He asked me one time only, on Saturday at 8 pm to email recent pics of myself to him. I had forgotten to send them, but remembered 9 am this morning. The same time I was sending the pics, he pmed me on here telling me he's upset with me and I'm showing what my character is like but not sending the pics like he asked. He said something like "I made other plans, and as far as seeing you, thanks, but no thanks." So I emailed him back profusely apologizing for forgetting to send the pics earlier and offered him 50 % off the appointment. I sent him another email telling him that the money doesn't matter, so he can name his price. I didn't hear from him, figuring he must be really upset, I told him I"the see him for free. He sent me an email just recently telling me how upset he is with me, that I'm irresponsible and prefer posting on this board than tending to my responsibilities. I only posted once after 8 pm on Saturday when he requested the pics. Well I don't know what you all know about escorts businesses, but we get a shit load of calls, emails texts to wade through. I try my best to try to accomodate (can't' spell this damn word) everyone and if I fuck up I offer 50 % or free services depending on how bad the mistake is and how upset the guy is. Now I read on the other board about an escort who charges a fee if a client cancels on her 24 hours! Wow. I think she charges him for the entire session! A guy who saw her asked what everyone thought about her cancelling on him at the last min. And should he be compensated somehow (given a discounted session) and all the escorts said no. Here I am concerned about not sending pics earlier, I'm offering him a free session, and that's not compensation enough? I don't get it. Is he right and I'm not viewing this situation objectively? But I don't know any escort, especially on backpage, who'd give a rats ass over how they've inconvenienced you. Geeze. Ok, rant over. I would like to think I'm not a bad escort, but if this is a biggie mistake I again apologize for the error and sorry he won't give me a chance. Not like I need the money, I just like to treat people well and also want them to be satisfied. Any pms or comments here would be appreciated. Also can you all suggest how I can make it up to him. Thanks.
I didn't mind losing the sale. Actually he never had to see me again and pay me. I was going to see him for free and that would have been that. Yes I fucked up big time. I just wish he had accepted my apology the first time. He didn't even need to accept the free session, but he continued to berate me. But you do have a point. I fucked up and I shouldn't have. I don't know why the heck I didn't send the pics right away. I guess this business is a bit overwhelming with the volume calls I get and I could use an assistant. Otherwise I'll just have to remember to write everything down and do everything right away.
The most difficult part of this service is that some guys don't follow through and stand me up. Thank god it hasn't been happening lately. Then I have to juggle and try to fill that spot. What I do is have a running list. I ask the guys who want the same spot if I can call them back if the first guy blows me off. The volume is intense. If you guys want to know why escorts don't answer their phones they are either on the other line or in the middle of a session. And if you want to know why they can get away with giving bad service and still stay in business, now you know. Business just doesn't dry up no matter what! The only time I didn't do well was in Atlantic City. A lot of the guys are drunk and extremely undependable. So since there are so many guys out there seeking services these crappy escorts have the luxury act like brats and treat you badly. I'd never do that, because I would't feel good about myself. For the life of me, I can't understand why people are cruel to others just because they have the opportunity and can do so.
I do hate when guys get pissed off at me for whatever reason and raise their voices. It's hard not to take it personally. Funny thing is when I worked with chronically mentally ill adults just getting out of the hospital that was more intense. It was downright dangerous sometime. I had someone come after me with a baseball bat, and another try to hit me over the head with a cast iron skillet. I can handle the mentally ill yelling at me, calling me names and attempting to assault me, because I know they have a mental illness. But when it comes from people who are supposed to be normal and they berate me, it's hard to let it slide.
I hate to say no to anyone who wants to see me and I could work around the clock if I wanted to, but I don't. I even get phone calls in the middle of the night, like 3 am. So I just turn my phone off. I guess I just wanted him to say "I accept your apology. I understand you get a lot of calls, but I don't want to take a chance with you again, even for free, because you made a mistake and left me hanging" but he continued to berate me. Ugg. Oh well. It's a real challenge to be that organized, but I'll try harder to be and if I flub up again and someone is that pissed off at me I'll just try to let it go. I have the conflict management skills at my disposal, but sometimes I forget to use them when I'm pissed. When some of the guys are angry at me it's like if your significant other was yelling and nagging you about a mistake you made and nothing you say or do can calm her down. She just continues on with the berating. That's so hard not to take personally. It gets me fuming.
If I get weary of the volume of calls I'll have to hire an assistant. That'll be quite the chore to find someone good. It's a challenge to even find a decent housekeeper. And I've paid quite a bit for shoddy services and we're still in the midst of a recession! The one I just hired is awesome! But if he moves on for some reason or gets too comfortable and starts doing a lousy job I'll ask you guys if you know anyone thorough and dependable. And no worries, they don't have to do windows.
http://boston.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/exotic-italian-busty-hottie-bootylicious-pics-all-me-29/18829607
Anything you brothers can share on this one? She has been posting for a year, pictures updated a lot and smoking hot imo. But at times I don't trust ones that show face. Legit?
Never saw her, but haven reading about her for years. As best I can tell she is legit. Hosts at her home. Pretty good reviews I've read.. Just never made it down there to see her.
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She is legit. Face shots are accurate. Have not seen her for some time (2 yrs?) But at the time I thought she was better looking than the pics suggest.
She has extensive profile and reviews (51, dating back to 2001) on the oThER board and maybe 1 or 2 on adult fax place. Just google the tel number without "1-.
I no longer have access as VIP to the reviews, but I think she averages out to 7.5 in appearance and 7.5 on performance, with a reasonable rate and menu. Not sure, but I think that she satisfies the GFE definition.
Hope that helps.
According to her reviews on the other sire she averages a 7/7.
She's been doing this since 2001.
Her Pics are old.
She has many reviews and you will find that she is a few years older than what is posted. NR puts her at 34.
You will find many Escorts who aren't afraid to show their faces. Afterall you are only paying for their company.Sperm, yet another Mongeresque style post adding more armchair reviewing of a girl you've apparently never seen. LJB actually saw this girl and gave a fairly comprehensive report including commenting on her looks. Others added pertinent TER scores. The big 500 post milestone is fast approaching. Maybe you are racing toward it in hopes that you will be receiving a bonus for reaching 500 in less than a year. If the post didn't contain your name and I just read the body of it I would have concluded it was MongerExpert. There is no rule stating you can't post on everything but this certainly seems like overkill.
Sperm, yet another Mongeresque style post adding more armchair reviewing of a girl you've apparently never seen. LJB actually saw this girl and gave a fairly comprehensive report including commenting on her looks. Others added pertinent TER scores. The big 500 post milestone is fast approaching. Maybe you are racing toward it in hopes that you will be receiving a bonus for reaching 500 in less than a year. If the post didn't contain your name and I just read the body of it I would have concluded it was MongerExpert. There is no rule stating you can't post on everything but this certainly seems like overkill.The question was asked and responded to. "Anything you brothers can share on this one?
You're like a pimple on ones ass. Useless. I never seen someone so obsessed over a number.
Yellowfever023
05-20-14, 15:29
The question was asked and responded to. "Anything you brothers can share on this one?
You're like a pimple on ones ass. Useless. I never seen someone so obsessed over a number.Hey Sperm breath don't you have anything better to do than continue to add posts without having first hand knowledge of the provider? Why are you so obsessed with responding to every post? I know it must be boring around the retirement community but maybe you should check the bulletin board to see when the next quilting course starts. Maybe you should only post or respond to posts where you have first hand info about the provider. Now crawl back under your rock you want to be know it all.
PS I have the boys at Guinness book of records checking to see if your arrival at 500 in less than a year is a record.
Hey Sperm breath don't you have anything better to do than continue to add posts without having first hand knowledge of the provider? Why are you so obsessed with responding to every post? I know it must be boring around the retirement community but maybe you should check the bulletin board to see when the next quilting course starts. Maybe you should only post or respond to posts where you have first hand info about the provider. Now crawl back under your rock you want to be know it all.
PS I have the boys at Guinness book of records checking to see if your arrival at 500 in less than a year is a record.Another one obsessed over numbers. Damn does that mean I get a I Give A Fuck pin when I hit a certain number?
Hey Sperm breath don't you have anything better to do than continue to add posts without having first hand knowledge of the provider? Why are you so obsessed with responding to every post? I know it must be boring around the retirement community but maybe you should check the bulletin board to see when the next quilting course starts. Maybe you should only post or respond to posts where you have first hand info about the provider. Now crawl back under your rock you want to be know it all.
PS I have the boys at Guinness book of records checking to see if your arrival at 500 in less than a year is a record.I'm so glad that numbers irritate the piss out of you and a few others.
Oh wait! Didn't you just brag about hitting 500 not long ago?
I'll make sure that you stay ahead of me in the numbers game. I'd hate to see you have nothing to rant about.
Horny As Hell
05-20-14, 16:44
Fever, Just place the idiot on IGNORE and move on. We had some scum doing the same shit (and worse) down in RI and it really ruined the boards. Quite a few seniors quit posting and now our boards are a shadow of what they used to be. Then the scum just crawled back into the woodwork and I'm sure are biding their times to cause more shit. There are going to be useless trolls and etc no matter what you do.
If there's something you can report on him do so, if not IGNORE HIS STUPID ASS and move on. I rarely visit up here but even I know that he's full of shit and I wouldn't listen to a single thing he/she/it says. We have just as many assholes down our way and all they want is ATTENTION! The best you can do is ignore them, the real mongers know whom they can trust or not. You know you're right, be the bigger man and move on. It's JUST NOT WORTH IT!
Hey Sperm breath don't you have anything better to do than continue to add posts without having first hand knowledge of the provider? Why are you so obsessed with responding to every post? I know it must be boring around the retirement community but maybe you should check the bulletin board to see when the next quilting course starts. Maybe you should only post or respond to posts where you have first hand info about the provider. Now crawl back under your rock you want to be know it all.
PS I have the boys at Guinness book of records checking to see if your arrival at 500 in less than a year is a record.
Fever, Just place the idiot on IGNORE and move on. We had some scum doing the same shit (and worse) down in RI and it really ruined the boards. Quite a few seniors quit posting and now our boards are a shadow of what they used to be. Then the scum just crawled back into the woodwork and I'm sure are biding their times to cause more shit. There are going to be useless trolls and etc no matter what you do.You know HaH anyone of those guys that wants to get with the program would be more than welcomed to come back. I'm always very thankful for the guys that are involved with the board that report posts at the beginning of a new douchebags career so I can squash them.
What happened down in RI was some douche showed up and EVERYBODY engaged him. By the time I showed up to look at it, the fucking place was a free fire zone. I had to shut everything down. Then when I gave them a place where they could post what they wanted they still kept bitching. I tried to work with them for MONTHS and all they did was complain, I finally just got sick of it and did what Jax suggested.
With the help of Seniors such as yourself, that have rediscovered what the forum is about, namely PUSSY, RI will come back. You watch and see.
In any event, I'd like to give a public tip o the hat to you here for passing on the only logical thing to do with guys who you don't like. Fucking wash your hands of them and ignore them. Anybody who doesn't is admitting that they enjoy the argument more than the pussy.
Mis dos centavos.
A2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3ka-tzdew for one thing, with the stings in the video, the cops go through a lot of trouble setting them up in order to arrest a guy who's simply trying to get laid. i don't know if it's this video or somewhere else i read, where mongers are told something along the lines of "what you are doing is wrong. why can't you meet a woman the normal way. ask them out and take them on a date" lol. what right does anyone have to tell a guy how he ought to meet women? geeze. another thing i noticed in the video is that they use, what was it, four cops? to arrest one guy, again, for simply trying to get laid. do they need four cops to arrest one guy? really? what an easy job that is! it certainly doesn't look dangerous. and the one cop on the far right, am i seeing this correctly? he's pointing a gun at each guy that's being arrested? i haven't seen any mongers in the video with weapons on them. do any of these guys pose a threat to the cops? i also wonder if all four of the cops meet women the so called "normal way" i didn't know there was only one normal way to meet women. i'd also like to ask le and members of all of the abolitionist groups who claim that all sex worker's are victims and all are being trafficked, even those where no force is involved. and if they are considered victims, why arrest them in the first place? also, and i really love (sarcasm) this reasoning used to keep sex work criminalized. prostitution leads to drug use and other crimes. lol. yes, there are lots of escorts who have substance abuse issues, but i highly doubt escorting is the cause. most of them were probably drug addicts in the first place and chose prostitution, because it's an easy way to make lots of money to support their habits. it's all about making an act a crime based on morality. definitely arrest the traffickers, anyone who forces women or lures **** girls into prostitution. but why arrest all the consenting adults and call it human trafficking too? it makes no sense to me. it kind of reminds me of some of the same reasons the govt. uses in some states to keep the use of marijuana a crime. it's a gateway drug and it leads to harder drug use and other crimes. considering that marijuana is decriminalized in most if not all states by now (i think you can use it for certain medical conditions, but are fined if smoked for pleasure) and legal in washington state and colorado i guess that rational was wrong. and if prostitution is a horrific crime supposedly leading to substance abuse and other crimes has anyone ever thought of checking out what prostitution is like in the nevada desert? are any of these sex workers drug abusers? is prostitution leading to other crimes there? why isn't prostitution in nevada called human trafficking too? and also if prostitution is considered such a serious crime elsewhere why is it legal in nevada in the first place?
I'm so glad that numbers irritate the piss out of you and a few others.
Oh wait! Didn't you just brag about hitting 500 not long ago?
I'll make sure that you stay ahead of me in the numbers game. I'd hate to see you have nothing to rant about.Post count did mean something a long time ago. It would help tell who was legit and who was just padding themselfs just to look good. (not saying you are ss) Admin should put the join date back on profiles so you can tell if it took 1 year or 5 years to get to 500 posts. This way you don't have to look at the last 50 posts before pming someone you don't know to see what they are about before giving out info.
Smoke Screen
05-21-14, 05:49
Post count did mean something a long time ago. It would help tell who was legit and who was just padding themselfs just to look good. (not saying you are ss) Admin should put the join date back on profiles so you can tell if it took 1 year or 5 years to get to 500 posts. This way you don't have to look at the last 50 posts before pming someone you don't know to see what they are about before giving out info.Adding the join date would be helpful in deciphering validity of someones posts rather than only going by post numbers, but that would create alot on Admin. Seeing how this site is suppose to be about pussy, how about not counting posts that are in Massholes. Massholes has zero as far as pussy goes, it's only a place to vent with guys that piss you off, and the more I read here that number gets bigger & bigger all the time.
Seeing how this site is suppose to be about pussy, how about not counting posts that are in Massholes. I like it, but go a little further, only count an actual review of a provider you've actually seen, & you can't count the same one more than once within a 3-6 month time frame.
I'm not sure if it could be done, as I think post counts are one of those things that are either on or off, but I could be wrong.
Yellowfever023
05-21-14, 07:17
Another one obsessed over numbers. Damn does that mean I get a I Give A Fuck pin when I hit a certain number?You miss the point, it's not about the number, it is the lack of substance or the repeat of what has already been posted.
You miss the point, it's not about the number, it is the lack of substance or the repeat of what has already been posted.This site blows lately and I haven't left a review in a while because of that. That and all the controversy about giving "too" much information. Most of the posts in here are nothing but people just running their mouth or complaining about the one post wonders asking for information. Ignore the one posters, they'll go away and leave a review or shut the fuck up. I would rather see one post a day that has substance instead of filtering through 50 bullshit posts.
Go ahead and bash me, but before you do, look at my posts, 90% are reviews.
This site blows lately and I haven't left a review in a while because of that. That and all the controversy about giving "too" much information. Most of the posts in here are nothing but people just running their mouth or complaining about the one post wonders asking for information. Ignore the one posters, they'll go away and leave a review or shut the fuck up. I would rather see one post a day that has substance instead of filtering through 50 bullshit posts.
Go ahead and bash me, but before you do, look at my posts, 90% are reviews.I think if his CMS allows such a content tinkering, Admin2 should not include The Massholes posts in our posts counts. After all, besides Deb's posts, there ain't no nothing pussy-related here alright. So count only ladies posts towards their counts but not ours. If it's too hard to do, don't count anybody's.
In my book asking him to do anything more would make it way too work intensive.
I think if his CMS allows such a content tinkering, Admin2 should not include The Massholes posts in our posts counts. After all, besides Deb's posts, there ain't no nothing pussy-related here alright. So count only ladies posts towards their counts but not ours. If it's too hard to do, don't count anybody's.
In my book asking him to do anything more would make it way too work intensive.Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.
For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.
That's why it was created. Not for pussy reports. Besides my posts just landed me a client. He just emailed me. He's been following me on here and likes them. Ok, So I'll talk about pussy today:
If a woman's pussy is wet, that means their really hot for you or at least horny. A woman can't fake wetness unless she puts lube on. Pussy's are tighter if a woman hasn't had a baby. Not all pussy's look alike. If you want a woman to cum it's best to stimulate the clitoris, not stick your fingers into her pussy hole. Lube really feels good and also if you use a vibrator on her pussy. Most women don't cum through intercourse alone. It's all about the clitoris. Be gentle with it. Rubbing it too hard is irritating. Licking and flicking your tongue on it feels great! Also gently suck on the clit once in a while when you're eating pussy. After she cums give her a little break. Some women don't mind if you continue eating her pussy right after she cums. But most women like to have a little break, like you guys usually do after cumming. Women are generally multi orgasmic, especially during her sexual peak. Her sexual peak I'm guessing is generally before menopause. Women at this age think about sex a lot! So if you want to see a provider who really's hot, loves sex and has real orgasms you should go for older women. Sometimes a woman's pussy tends to be dry during and after menopause. If this is the case use a lot of lube.
Women who I know are good to great providers and do get into it. You probably know some of them already. If you're new to the board you might not know them.
Chris in Fall River. She has the biggest natural tits I've ever seen! She's not thin, not fat, but thick. She's also tall and has long brown hair. She's not young, she's older than the typical provider, but I'm not certain how old she is. She is a swinger and if you want a threesome with another guy her husband likes to join in. If you are interested pm me, I'll contact her and if she is interested and gives the green light I'll provider you with her information. She's not always in Fall River. Other areas she escorts are Natick, Plymouth and Tewksbury.
Danielle of NE. I have heard from clients that she is phenomenal. She also has is it over 100 or 200 reviews. She's been escorting for years. She's a swinger (that's not a secret, she tells clients and they've told me) and I'm taking a wild guess that she gets really into it. She's a bigger lady, thick with a large rack and they are real. She posts her age at I believe 36. She has shoulder length blonde hair and also a pretty face. She is very sweet and friendly so I've been told.
Victoria Spencer. I've worked with her. She used to live with me and we traveled around escorting together including the Cape and Atlantic City. She even met my parents in NJ. She's got an incredible sense of humor and is generally very friendly with the clients. She absolutely loves sex! In many of her ads she states that she doesn't see selfish lovers so give her pussy the attention it needs and she'll be very happy. Do not talk specifics on the phone or ask her what services she offers. She'll tell you she'll give you a bologna sanwich LOL The only thing you need to know is she's GFE, and you all know what that means right? She's tall, blonde with nice large bolt ons. She's an older woman, but still very hot! We spent time partying and bar hopping in Hyannis and guys gawk at her. She's tall and tends to wear high heels. She's a flashy dresser and her style will remind you of the women in Las Vegas. Her rates are very reasonable and she provides great service. Only thing is to call and conour appointment several times. Do not book in advance.
Gia in Revere. One of my clients swears by her. He said she's got the body of a stripper and could charge more money that she does. I think she charges $250 an hour. She's been a provider for awhile and she posts she's 29, but she's been posting that she's 29 for years now. I'd take a guess she's in her mid thirties or so. She's got long wavy hair, a nice body and a small, firm butt. She also has biggish tits and they are real. She's Italian and has an olive complexion. He says she's not intellectual, so if this bothers you don't see her. He also told me her set up is unusual. Something about living with her mother who's a pack rat / horder. Her mother is not in the house during appointments. Her reviews are great, some not so great.
As far as younger providers go, a client of mine really likes Fancy. She escorts in southern NH I think or is it Tewksbury. I can check for you if you'd like. She's tall and very pretty so I've been told. She is also caucasion (not sure how to spell).
A member here just visited May. She's a popular Asian provider. He said she's very pretty and he felt like he was with a real lover and it didn't feel like a service. She really gets into it and at least with him didn't fake it. He said she was really horny. For your information I've read on here that there is no gate you have to go through to see her. I think you all called it the phantom May gate that doesn't exist. The only member here who doesn't like her is Monger Expert and since he told everyone you have to be buzzed in through a gate to see her, and others have said there is no gate, he never really saw her so no reason for him to dislike her. Monger Expert is a pain in the ass.
Oops I forgot to include me. I am older. I state my age as 41. I have brown hair with highlights and it falls just below my shoulders. My hair is very thick, so it's a real pain in the ass to take care of. I'm constantly brushing it. Ugg. But if you like thick, slightly wavy hair you'll be a fan. I'm light skinned and have blue eyes and dimples by my mouth. I'm Italian, Polish, Irish, German and a little bit of French. If you have a foot fetish my feet are a size 6 and a half and they're perfect. I also get regular pedicures. They are painted as well as my finger nails, which are longish. I have a big, shapely butt. It doesn't matter how much I weigh. I could be thin and it'd still be large. When I was a stripper the other strippers told me I had a black woman's butt. I also have nice legs, small hands, baby soft skin. My breasts are unusual. They're real and firm like a teenager / early 20 year old. They don't sag. I'd fail the pencil test. I also have large pink nipples. My nipples are very sensitive so it's important to flick them with your fingers when you're eating my pussy. I do cum for real. I've been really horny recently since I had no sex for almost a month due to going on a vacation. My pussy is very very tight! Guys really like that. It's even tighter now since It wasn't in use for a month. I also have absolutely no wrinkles so far. Bad qualities at least to me. I'm too heavy. I'm not as large as my ex roommate. She was 5 foot and 220 lbs. She advertises that she's a small bbw. I post that I'm full figured. I'm five foot three inches and 175 lbs. (my real weight currently) I'm trying to lose weight and it seems like I'm hitting a plateau. I watch what I eat. I'm counting calories, but I need to exercise more. If any of you live in the North Shore near or off of Route 128 pm me please. I like spinning, walking, hiking and running. I'm not into weight lifting. Personality: In person I'm totally different that how I seem on the board. I don't talk a lot and I'm very warm and friendly. I also have a great sense of humor and like to cuddle. I absolutely adore sex! I'm also a very talented provider I live alone in a roomy two bedroom apt across from Walgreens. I do have two cats, so if you are highly allergic you shouldn't see me. I do have a housekeeper who cleans every other week so it's clean and organized. There's plenty of parking and there are four entrances. Two in the front and two in the back. Be sure you're nice to me. Don't short me or take off without paying me. I hate that! I'm originally from NJ so I have a Joisey accent. My rates are reasonable. They are $200 Hr an $125 for hh. I am willing to give a discount to USA members and also a discount to anyone who is disabled or mentally ill. You need to be over 21 and I don't have any age limit. I see anyone who is nice to me, although if you want a what do they call it, quick stop (at first I thought this was the name of a gas station when the guys first asked me if I provided it) I'll see you for $80, but I really don't like doing them. Try at least to stay for half an hour.
I'll try to think of more good providers. I'll search around for you as well and see what I can find out. As far as the one post members. Instead of giving them a hard time when they ask for information, why don't you tell them that how it works on the board is that they have to post reviews first in order to prove themselves as valuable members then they can request information. A lot of these guys don't know that. It's a review board so they just sign up for that reason. When you give them a hard time they might never come back and think that everyone on the board is a jerk. It's just a suggestion, so don't get into a tizzy about it. If this is male bonding behavior, I'm clueless. So continue to do what you want.
I've got a client coming from NH. Yes guys drive long distances to see me. I have a regular who comes from New Haven CT to see me or a fairly regular basis. The furthest anyone drove to see me was from Vermont and a few from Connecticut. Anyway I need to get ready for my client.
Ciao.
Sperm, yet another Mongeresque style post adding more armchair reviewing of a girl you've apparently never seen. LJB actually saw this girl and gave a fairly comprehensive report including commenting on her looks. Others added pertinent TER scores. The big 500 post milestone is fast approaching. Maybe you are racing toward it in hopes that you will be receiving a bonus for reaching 500 in less than a year. If the post didn't contain your name and I just read the body of it I would have concluded it was MongerExpert. There is no rule stating you can't post on everything but this certainly seems like overkill.500 posts in a year. That's a lot of mongering, I definitely need to step my game up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj3ka-tzdew for one thing, with the stings in the video, the cops go through a lot of trouble setting them up in order to arrest a guy who's simply trying to get laid. i don't know if it's this video or somewhere else i read, where mongers are told something along the lines of "what you are doing is wrong. why can't you meet a woman the normal way. ask them out and take them on a date" lol. what right does anyone have to tell a guy how he ought to meet women? geeze. another thing i noticed in the video is that they use, what was it, four cops? to arrest one guy, again, for simply trying to get laid. do they need four cops to arrest one guy? really? what an easy job that is! it certainly doesn't look dangerous. and the one cop on the far right, am i seeing this correctly? he's pointing a gun at each guy that's being arrested? i haven't seen any mongers in the video with weapons on them. do any of these guys pose a threat to the cops? i also wonder if all four of the cops meet women the so called "normal way" i didn't know there was only one normal way to meet women. i'd also like to ask le and members of all of the abolitionist groups who claim that all sex worker's are victims and all are being trafficked, even those where no force is involved. and if they are considered victims, why arrest them in the first place? also, and i really love (sarcasm) this reasoning used to keep sex work criminalized. prostitution leads to drug use and other crimes. lol. yes, there are lots of escorts who have substance abuse issues, but i highly doubt escorting is the cause. most of them were probably drug addicts in the first place and chose prostitution, because it's an easy way to make lots of money to support their habits. it's all about making an act a crime based on morality. definitely arrest the traffickers, anyone who forces women or lures **** girls into prostitution. but why arrest all the consenting adults and call it human trafficking too? it makes no sense to me. it kind of reminds me of some of the same reasons the govt. uses in some states to keep the use of marijuana a crime. it's a gateway drug and it leads to harder drug use and other crimes. considering that marijuana is decriminalized in most if not all states by now (i think you can use it for certain medical conditions, but are fined if smoked for pleasure) and legal in washington state and colorado i guess that rational was wrong. and if prostitution is a horrific crime supposedly leading to substance abuse and other crimes has anyone ever thought of checking out what prostitution is like in the nevada desert? are any of these sex workers drug abusers? is prostitution leading to other crimes there? why isn't prostitution in nevada called human trafficking too? and also if prostitution is considered such a serious crime elsewhere why is it legal in nevada in the first place?i definitely see where you're coming from, like i said before it doesn't really matter if the guy pays to see a girl or start dating her and wine and dine her. at the end of the day it always comes down to one thing, which is getting in bed with them.
think about it, you take a girl out for 3 weeks or even longer than that just to get to one thing. i don't know any guys out there who are willing to take a girl out and not even want sex from them, especially if they really like the girl.
what these cops tend to forget is that there are a lot of men who are shy and don't know how to talk to women. that's why a lot of them get an escort and try to have a good time.
Member #4868
05-21-14, 10:33
500 posts in a year. That's a lot of mongering, I definitely need to step my game up.Don't confuse posting with actual mongering.
Don't confuse posting with actual mongering.I was just being sarcastic, it's impossible for a man to have 500 posts on a board that's clearly for mongering / men trying to get pussy. Unless you're rich and have a lot of money to spend. If that was the case the case then you wouldn't need to pay cause the women would be all over you because they want a piece of the pie.
Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.
For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.Just as when we post now there is a tally done in the background that the Admin never sees & doesn't get involved with on any level.
The same could be done for a review of a provider, certain minimum criteria would have to be met before the flags are set to record & tally that it's a review & not just a general post, e.g. did you pay her, did you receive a unhappy or happy ending HJ, BJ, or FS sex, was the massage good bad or ugly, & other relevant information.
Perhaps both could be recorded & tallied so that it would show the number of reviews & the number of general posts separately.
Though I agree it would not eliminate the BS posts from the forum or insure that a review is legit, it would give us a little more to go on than a total post count & a join date, which I also would like to see the join date reinstated & I know I had seen A2 mention that they were looking into this.
While this could be done it would require an upgrade which costs money & as it's been pointed out this is a free site so chances of this happening is zero nada zilch ain't going to happen.
Then again ya nevah know what those crazy mad Russians are working on!
Member #4868
05-21-14, 12:34
I was just being sarcastic, it's impossible for a man to have 500 posts on a board that's clearly for mongering / men trying to get pussy. Unless you're rich and have a lot of money to spend. If that was the case the case then you wouldn't need to pay cause the women would be all over you because they want a piece of the pie.Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.
* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.
Sorry LMAO, with your limited post count I wasn't sure! LOL.
* I am kidding with you, post count means next to nothing in my eyes.Good one, I see what you did there.
Smoke Screen
05-21-14, 13:08
You're right, the purpose of Massholes is to argue & vent, which is my point exactly. The purpose of USASG is to connect men with women for the purpose of sex. That's why I said posts in Massholes should not be counted in total post count, it has zero information about pussy, which is the reason we are all here.
And what happened to your not posting long winded posts, LOL? That last one was more than I cared to weed through.
Member #4868
05-21-14, 13:11
Ledger:
What has become of him? Seems to be mia for weeks now. Have to admit I miss our resident punching bag. Of course he may be busy with his work trying to get most of us in the MDC (monger detention center).
Post Count:
I find it comical how many posts there are concerning post count. Who fucking cares? Seriously, I only cared about my post count until I reached unmoderated status. After that I could not care any less. I actually just had to look and see where my current # is. I have quite a few and will be happy to give most to Spermie or whoever needs them to feel better. As long as I don't dip below the unmoderated horizon, its all good.
Join date:
I agree completely that this should come back as it was a valuable tool as was the "last activity" info. I vaguely recall getting a reason for the info no longer being displayed and remember thinking that it was to appease a very tiny minority.
Ignore List:
Not all it is cracked up to be. I recently put Deb on my list, the first ever BTW, and I still see that she has made a post, just no content. Furthermore, if someone quotes her post I see it in its entirety. I will say that Deb seems to be a nice person I just have no desire to read her commentary on Massholes. I would completely support a " Debs Thread" if Admin2 felt compelled to create it. I did say support, I did not say I would read it or contribute! LOL.
That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.
Xoxo.
Smoke Screen
05-21-14, 13:16
Many posts in the main threads aren't about actual pussy either. There is a lot of logistical discussion, high fiving, posting of LE videos and many other misc commentary. Some of these posts are certainly relevant and useful in the pursuit of finding pussy while many are just B.S.
For Admin to discern whether each and every post meets a specific criteria would be a logistical nightmare. To solely exclude Massholes posts doesn't achieve the desired end of quantifying substantive posts. Keep it simple-I agree with bringing back the "join" date. It is one of the first things I used to check for a member's credibility in relation to his post count.That's true, there is a certain amount of BS in the main threads, that can't be realistically eliminated, but there is not one post in Massholes about pussy, and if there was, it would be in the wrong thread.
Smoke Screen
05-21-14, 13:37
Ignore List:
Not all it is cracked up to be. I recently put Deb on my list, the first ever BTW, and I still see that she has made a post, just no content. Furthermore, if someone quotes her post I see it in its entirety. I will say that Deb seems to be a nice person I just have no desire to read her commentary on Massholes. I would completely support a " Debs Thread" if Admin2 felt compelled to create it. I did say support, I did not say I would read it or contribute! LOL.I agree wholeheartedly, Deb does seem to be a nice person, and I would also SUPPORT only, a Deb thread.
You want me to talk to myself and I'm not even schizophrenic? Ok, so it was long and it made me dizzy re reading it, but it's entirely about pussy. Also when I wrote it it was meant to be a long one about pussy, because I was being sarcastic I read every post everyone writes here. You guys tend to argue amongst yourself more than you do talking about pussy and complain that no one writes about it. After all it's a pussy board. LOL. Not a boxing ring. Lmao. So I thought I'd be sarcastic and funny by giving you all an eyefull of pussy writing. So I guess you all don't understand my sense of humor. The reason why Massholes exists is so you can do all your boxing and sword fighting here. You should thank your lucky stars that I don't do what A2 first suggested, writing reviews about you if I met you in person and ranting about each and everyone of you even if I didn't. Do you really want me to tell you all that PW Herman is hung like a horse and he made me cum 10 times in an hour? (I've never met him, I just can tell he's well endowed by the way he writes. It's woman's intuition). Oops he can't read what I wrote about him..Too bad.
Smoke Screen
05-21-14, 15:43
That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.
Xoxo.I owe you an apology, that was a very interesting post, so I apologize. But I did have to take a 5 minute coffee break half way through. You also proved me wrong in a post I wrote earlier today, where I said there has not been a post in Massholes that had any information about pussy, geez, you're making me eat my words.
You should thank your lucky stars that I don't do what A2 first suggested, writing reviews about you if I met you in person and ranting about each and everyone of you even if I didn't.I would never suggest that an advertiser should do this. Since it's Massholes feel free, but killing your own business needs to be something you decide to do.
A2.
Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.
Deb asked me why I don't share info on who I'm banging. Usually cause guys think I'm lying but here is the current rotation.
www.area-vip.com.ar/chicas/angie/pagina/espanol.htm Current favorite for ho to housewife, 100 an hour, FUCKING awesome, about to graduate with a CPA (CPA here).
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Nataly_15-5652-0177_12401.htm Big time favorite, candidate for ho to housewife program. 45 bucks and hour, all access an hour GFE.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Megan_15-3728-8631_12625.htm Freaky plastic girl, 34 bucks a half hour 55 an hour, all access TOTAL PSE (she does video).
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Carolina_15-6020-2752_12306.htm One of three sisters, I've done every possible combo with the three of them but haven't done all three at once yet. Honestly these pics have A LOT of photoshop but she's still fun as hell. 45 bucks an hour.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Brendy_15-2300-8337_12997.htm Sweet as sugar, dumb as a box of hammers. When she runs out of stuff to say she just starts sucking dick, fucking loves cum. 45 an hour.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Yesy_4893-2195_13002.htm Not very good in bed but she reminds me of every stripper I couldn't fuck in my 20's. For 34 bucks I can bang her whenever I want.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/Xime_15-6108-8090_10820.htm Used to work with the second chick from the top, did tons of threesomes together, sadly they don't work together anymore. She's fun, compliant, all access, digs facials but now she wants 65 bucks an hour and that's just too much.
There are more but this is the steady line up with web pages. I have another dynamic duo that works in clubs so no web presence.
Some of them I do once a week, some once a month. I usually try out something new every week as well but these are the current steadies.
A2.
Deb,
You have been straight up with me. Thank you for that. This is not a criticism, but meant to clarify and offer some different information.
I will take issue with a few of the things you wrote in your long diatribe about pussy. I feel it was a good service because it was from an honest lady's point of view, but my own experience and some research in the past say differently on a few things.
All women are not multi-orgasmic. My first wife was, like I would look at her just so and she would explode. She would get to exploding with every thrust. She was the ultimate multi-orgasmic babe. She's the one that ran off with my best friend. My second wife was lucky to have one and only in 69. It was powerful, but it took lots of work. She's the one that went bat shit crazy and now lives in a trailer in the woods. Statistically, and I read this somewhere, only 14% of women are multi-orgasmic. Now, maybe in the SP world it is a higher percentage, and that may explain a lot.
Having a baby has nothing to do with tightness. I have met a few SP's that think this is somehow true, but it isn't. And a loose pussy can be surgically tightened and certain exercises strengthen the muscles. I can't prove this but by observation I have noticed that an in shape lady tends to have a tight pussy and the loosest pussy I have experienced also tended to be in bad physical shape.
I will say this, even though I know it is true, the clit is the magic spot for most ladies. But those that have a great G-spot, well that is a totally different kinda turn on. All you ladies have a fun clit but not all have a good G-spot. Just my experience, and that experience is having fucked many more for fun than for money.
All pussies do not look alike. Sorry, and I am surprised you think that to be true.
Again, thanks for your kindness to me.
C3.
That long winded post didn't count as being long about nothing special. It was about pussy. So that's what I posted about. I know a lot about pussy, because I have one. Plus you guys blabber to me when you see me and give me details of other escorts you've seen. Plus I've worked with a few. I was sharing that info.
Xoxo.
I disagree and have no issue with a SP "reviewing" a hobbyist. I travel a bit and find USASG to be quite different in different cities. As I stated before, Massholes is a unique feature of this neighborhood. Maybe it is to the detriment of the reviews because you folks in Boston don't do much reviewing. I don't know.
One city I tend to work in a lot has a very active neighborhood of hobbyists, mongers and SP's. A monger who visits a SP and writes a review and is then "reviewed" by the SP get's instant validity. Face it, anyone can posts hundreds of posts and you become a SM by pretty much hanging around long enough and not pissing anyone off. But, review a known SP and then have her verify the date, well, that is a way to mutual fame.
In another city I got in the middle of everyone rating their 10 favorite SP's. It was useful, for sure. A couple of days into that and some SP's started rating their favorite clients. It actually became very entertaining.
Face it, the reason many of us (maybe most, but it should be all, but it isn't) are here is to find someone to have sex with, stay safe and out of jail. We do this by developing trust relationships with each other. So, yeah, if someone writes a review of a SP and the SP writes back, that is useful. Knowing which members you can trust is pretty important.
Just sayin'.
C3.
Even if I was bragging that they are all hung like horses and are also "Italian Stallions" I think guys are really hot, sweaty, masculine and sexy, especially macho cavemen Damn. I'm getting horny again thinking about them, but I'm in between clients If I did rant about a client it'd be about an idiot question or comment they made on the phone, or they shorted me. I wouldn't name names though. I'm a discreet provider and adhere to a strict HIPPA policy no matter how much I'm pissed off. By the way thank you guys, and you know who you are, for sending me pms telling me how much you like my posts and for making appointments because of them. I bet you guys who have complained about my posts didn't know I was acquiring a fan base I didn't know posting would be so good for business! So there PW Herman! Oh yeah, I forgot he put me on ignore LOL.
You're right, not all women are the same, just like guys aren't all the same. If I thought you were virtually all the same, by escorting I certainly know differently now. Also Camera I didn't write all women't pussy's are the same. I said they were all different, reason I know this is because someone on facebook posted a variety of pussy shots to prove this point. This is what I wrote in that post: ""Not all pussy's look alike." As far as reviewing the guys I'd certainly do that with their permission if that's what they wanted. Since discretion is important to everyone here, I just thought keeping the sessions confidential is the way to go.
I think I mentioned this already, but not to what extent LOL. I've been receiving fan mail LOL. I counted 10 pms so far since I've been posting, all of them recently. Members on this board who like reading my posts and most of them want to make appointments with me due to them LOL. This really surprised me. Also many of them are senior members. Who would have thought? I haven't been posting in order to up my client base. I post because I think it's fun and since most of the people I associate with don't know I escort, I have no one to talk about the hobby with. Only the clients I see know I'm an escort and I'm not planning to talk to them regarding subjects I post on this board. If they want to chat it's mostly about their personal problems and I listen and offer them feedback if they ask for it. Otherwise sessions are meant for one thing. Their pleasure.
This is really hysterical and it surprised the hell out of me! One of you, and I won't say who it was, who complained a lot about my postings made an appointment with me. Lmao. Actually I saw him already. We were pming back and forth so he decided to see me. Who would have thought. LOL. He really gave me a hard time on the board and was harsh and came across as very tough and abrasive. In person he's totally different! He's very zen, sweet and caring. If any of you are curious, I'm totally different in person too. One of my buddies told me that a member here pmed him and wrote that he didn't like me and he hasn't even met me in person LOL. How the heck are you going to know whether you like someone or not if you've never met them? Behind a keyboard people can be whoever they want to be. The subjects talk about here are my thoughts only. For instance I'd never discuss in person to anyone what a pussy is like and what my pussy is like too LOL. It'd make me uncomfortable. But here I feel free to be more open. I think you are all the same way as well.
Thanks A2 for sharing your exploits! Keep them cumming! We all want to know what escorts you see. They are all really hot! I'd want to hire one of them for myself if I lived in Argentina. I wonder if any of them are bisexual? .
This is really hysterical and it surprised the hell out of me! One of you, and I won't say who it was, who complained a lot about my postings made an appointment with me. Lmao. Actually I saw him already. We were pming back and forth so he decided to see me. Who would have thought. LOL. He really gave me a hard time on the board and was harsh and came across as very tough and abrasive. In person he's totally different! He's very zen, sweet and caring. If any of you are curious, I'm totally different in person too.Full disclosure it wasn't me LOL! Deb, you are teasing us. I wonder if Mr. X will come forward and identify himself and provide us with a review.
Yellowfever023
05-22-14, 14:38
Full disclosure it wasn't me LOL! Deb, you are teasing us. I wonder if Mr. X will come forward and identify himself and provide us with a review.I promise you it's not me either, but like Yard I look forward to the review.
Deb,
OK. Obviously I read things wrong. Please accept my apology. That does make more sense.
Oh, the things they say about us. This is my hobby. Some guys collect stamps. I collect experiences. And I have to say, a guy that saves up his money so he can find that one special stamp so he can put it in a book and keep it in the dark, so, who are they calling degenerate? I love having sex with some other guy's wife. I love having sex with a quality SP. I love having sex with a tweaked out SW. They are not all the same, just like that stamp collector's stamps are not all the same. I just have much more fun. But to hear that police officer playing the SP and giving "advice" to that poor guy who broke a rule, and then the four cops with drawn guns scaring the shit out of the dude. Could you imagine if the dude was packing? I guarantee the cops guns are on safety and by the time they could get that turned off a well trained Army Ranger could instinctively draw a weapon and put one in each of their chests and be out the door and down the stairs. How would they explain that?
And the poor guys, no, the morons who, when asked what they wanted, didn't walk out. Holy shit. What were they thinking?
Then, when walking into a room with a SP, don't we always go the LE check? I guess these guys didn't get the memo, huh?
Speaking of that, my home town paper publishes all the arrested mug shots after the weekend. Some are for assault, some for drug possession and a few for either prostitution or solicitation. Here is what I see, the girls arrested for prostitution don't look like the ladies I date. Well, some may look like some of the SW's I date when I am on a tare, but not the quality SP's like you, Deb, no, not at all. And none of those dudes look like me. They look like criminals. That does not help our image one bit.
The best BJ ever was from a SW. I felt her tonsils with every thrust. The best fuck was from a 30 something MILF with a workaholic husband. She loved cheap hotels, cotton rope and blindfolds. She was younger than my kids, which was a rush all it's own. I hated the day her hubby got transferred.
But, I digress. Here we are. Degenerates. Society's pariah. Damn proud of it, too.
C3.
You're right, not all women are the same, just like guys aren't all the same. If I thought you were virtually all the same, by escorting I certainly know differently now. Also Camera I didn't write all women't pussy's are the same. I said they were all different, reason I know this is because someone on facebook posted a variety of pussy shots to prove this point. This is what I wrote in that post: ""Not all pussy's look alike." As far as reviewing the guys I'd certainly do that with their permission if that's what they wanted. Since discretion is important to everyone here, I just thought keeping the sessions confidential is the way to go.
I think I mentioned this already, but not to what extent LOL. I've been receiving fan mail LOL. I counted 10 pms so far since I've been posting, all of them recently. Members on this board who like reading my posts and most of them want to make appointments with me due to them LOL. This really surprised me. Also many of them are senior members. Who would have thought? I haven't been posting in order to up my client base. I post because I think it's fun and since most of the people I associate with don't know I escort, I have no one to talk about the hobby with. Only the clients I see know I'm an escort and I'm not planning to talk to them regarding subjects I post on this board. If they want to chat it's mostly about their personal problems and I listen and offer them feedback if they ask for it. Otherwise sessions are meant for one thing. Their pleasure.
This is really hysterical and it surprised the hell out of me! One of you, and I won't say who it was, who complained a lot about my postings made an appointment with me. Lmao. Actually I saw him already. We were pming back and forth so he decided to see me. Who would have thought. LOL. He really gave me a hard time on the board and was harsh and came across as very tough and abrasive. In person he's totally different! He's very zen, sweet and caring. If any of you are curious, I'm totally different in person too. One of my buddies told me that a member here pmed him and wrote that he didn't like me and he hasn't even met me in person LOL. How the heck are you going to know whether you like someone or not if you've never met them? Behind a keyboard people can be whoever they want to be. The subjects talk about here are my thoughts only. For instance I'd never discuss in person to anyone what a pussy is like and what my pussy is like too LOL. It'd make me uncomfortable. But here I feel free to be more open. I think you are all the same way as well.
Thanks A2 for sharing your exploits! Keep them cumming! We all want to know what escorts you see. They are all really hot! I'd want to hire one of them for myself if I lived in Argentina. I wonder if any of them are bisexual? .
Yes he's one of the prolific posters here in Massholes. How we started communicating was when I went around apologizing to everyone over that post I made chastising you over what you all said about old and heavy set women. Remember? Well I'm sure some of you also received an apology pm. I sent the pms only to the guys who complained about that post and my other posts too. He was one of the guys who told me to go away and that he didn't want me to post anymore. (and that's more than a few of you, so you won't be able to guess who it was LOL) He pmed me after my apology. We went back and forth for awhile with pms and started chatting, then he asked for an appointment I just saw him recently. Damn if I told you who it was you'd be shocked! Lmao. He didn't give me the ok to divulge his identity. I wouldn't want to embarrass him, but if he sees this post and pms me and gives me the ok to post his handle and identify him as "the guy who complained about and bashed Debbie then made an appointment with her", I'll go ahead and do it. I'm not going to pm him and ask him if it's alright to do so though. By the way thanks Camera for the last post. It was very insightful!
Xoxo.
Member #4868
05-22-14, 19:33
And the poor guys, no, the morons who, when asked what they wanted, didn't walk out. Holy shit. What were they thinking?
C3.Funny, even at an AMP when asked "What do you want" I always respond with " What can I have?
In terms of my title, sorry guys but no it was not me that saw Deb! LMAO.
And Camera, in an uncomfortable moment of bromance I am glad you found the Boston boards, your posts are interesting. I am guessing I have violated every rule of Massholes with that last sentence for which I say a collective Fuck You!
And Camera, in an uncomfortable moment of bromance I am glad you found the Boston boards, your posts are interesting. I am guessing I have violated every rule of Massholes with that last sentence for which I say a collective Fuck You!Seriously, I am proud to be an honorary member of Massholes. I have no idea when I will get back to Boston, seems to be about once a year. But I do seem to be hooked on this thread almost as much as I am hooked on the fabulous sea food.
C3.
Seriously, I am proud to be an honorary member of Massholes. I have no idea when I will get back to Boston, seems to be about once a year. But I do seem to be hooked on this thread almost as much as I am hooked on the fabulous sea food.
C3.Now fuck off.
LOL.
Yellowfever023
05-23-14, 04:44
Yes he's one of the prolific posters here in Massholes. How we started communicating was when I went around apologizing to everyone over that post I made chastising you over what you all said about old and heavy set women. Remember? Well I'm sure some of you also received an apology pm. I sent the pms only to the guys who complained about that post and my other posts too. He was one of the guys who told me to go away and that he didn't want me to post anymore. (and that's more than a few of you, so you won't be able to guess who it was LOL) He pmed me after my apology. We went back and forth for awhile with pms and started chatting, then he asked for an appointment I just saw him recently. Damn if I told you who it was you'd be shocked! Lmao. He didn't give me the ok to divulge his identity. I wouldn't want to embarrass him, but if he sees this post and pms me and gives me the ok to post his handle and identify him as "the guy who complained about and bashed Debbie then made an appointment with her", I'll go ahead and do it. I'm not going to pm him and ask him if it's alright to do so though. By the way thanks Camera for the last post. It was very insightful!
Xoxo.The number one burning question is who your secret admirer is and it is understandable why his identity can't be revealed. I guess the next big question is will he repeat?
He has a shitload of posts and is obviously a senior member who's been a member here for quite awhile. He has high standards obviously and I'm sure he has known about me for awhile. Since he didn't see me until now, I'm assuming that the apology did the job and peaked his interest. So having such high standards, being a senior member with a shitload of posts and obviously internet friends with many of you here I was surprised he'd want to see me and super nervous over my performance. It's like if Yardtape, Yellow, PW Herman of A2 made an appointment with me! Anyway after our appointment he texted me that "It felt good." Damn, he's a passionate guy and made me cum approx 3 times. I was thrilled! Whether he repeats or is generally a one time client of most of the ladies I'm not sure. So we will see.
Yes he's one of the prolific posters here in Massholes. How we started communicating was when I went around apologizing to everyone over that post I made chastising you over what you all said about old and heavy set women. Remember? Well I'm sure some of you also received an apology pm. I sent the pms only to the guys who complained about that post and my other posts too. He was one of the guys who told me to go away and that he didn't want me to post anymore. (and that's more than a few of you, so you won't be able to guess who it was LOL) He pmed me after my apology. We went back and forth for awhile with pms and started chatting, then he asked for an appointment I just saw him recently. Damn if I told you who it was you'd be shocked! Lmao. He didn't give me the ok to divulge his identity. I wouldn't want to embarrass him, but if he sees this post and pms me and gives me the ok to post his handle and identify him as "the guy who complained about and bashed Debbie then made an appointment with her", I'll go ahead and do it. I'm not going to pm him and ask him if it's alright to do so though. By the way thanks Camera for the last post. It was very insightful!
Xoxo.It won't take a CIA analyst to figure this one out with the information you provided. Just some deductive reasoning through the process of elimination. And when the codebreakers present their final analysis I wonder if we will receive a a denial from the subject "I did not have sex with that woman-Miss Deb". History may repeat itself. There are a finite number of posters who meet the criteria you outlined. There are several who have complained and some are not prolific posters which leaves a very small number of possibilities. There seems to be quite a bit of shameless self promotion going on here from you Deb. I'm not saying you're not deserving however it would be more credible to hear it straight from the horse's mouth.
I sent out quite a bit of apologies. It could even be PW Herman! LOL. I'm not saying it was him, but wouldn't it be a hoot if it was? LOL. Of course since he put me on ignore he won't be reading this LOL. Here's something I found that I got a kick out of and you guys might too. Has any of you had similar experiences?
Funny story.
Elevator recognition.
The previous comments are spot on. If you are truly concerned, then arrange to meet them outside and escort them in. Unless she is dolled up like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman", no one will even pay attention. And if the hotel requires a key card for the elevator then you'll have to rendezvous and bring her up.
Funny story. Years ago I was on a business trip to Washington DC and staying in a hotel that required a key card to operate the elevator. After dining out and getting back to the hotel, my colleague and I jumped into the elevator with an older fellow and a young pretty girl. My pal was hitting the elevator buttons but nothing was happening. I told him he needed to swipe his key card. "What for? What is that all about" he asked. I replied "It's the hooker lock-out device..." We both laughed heartily but the older fellow and the girl glowed beet red.
Yeah, I could tall you stories of similar experiences. How many times I have seen the girl dressed provocatively / inappropriately for the hotel and so obvious in the elevator. Once the girl tried to deflect suspicion by chatting with her John, saying Dad, can we go here or there this week? I thought the guy would cry when she called him "Dad".
Another time I noticed a very hot and well dressed woman with a guy get off on my same floor. I made some innocuous compliment to her dress on the elevator on the way up. They had to pass me as I was entering my room. He looked uncomfortable and she just winked and I smiled back.
30 min later there was a knock on my door and she asked to come in. After some strange opening chit chat where we determined what was what, she said her date 'finished early" and she was wondering if I could help her out. Said she charged $500 an hour but if I had a C-note she was good to go. And she was great. Oh to be young and studly again.
Yellowfever023
05-23-14, 16:52
I sent out quite a bit of apologies. It could even be PW Herman! LOL. I'm not saying it was him, but wouldn't it be a hoot if it was? LOL. Of course since he put me on ignore he won't be reading this LOL.Funny the thought of your secret admirer being PW never crossed my mind. Now I only bet on a sure thing, when I get a hot tip. Lets just say at this point I would be willing to bet money on the mystery man's identity.
P.S. PW will see it now but I edited out the non-essential stuff for him.
Member #4868
05-23-14, 17:31
Funny the thought of your secret admirer being PW never crossed my mind. Now I only bet on a sure thing, when I get a hot tip. Lets just say at this point I would be willing to bet money on the mystery man's identity.
P.S. PW will see it now but I edited out the non-essential stuff for him.Here's a hot tip if you are betting: bet on someone other than PW.
But Pee Wee baybeeee! (Deb's pet name for PW) you know we're so goood together! (Deb's licking her lips...) LOL. And you know how hot I think you look dancing to "Tequila" in your sexy platform shoes! (Deb's salivating...) <3 <3 wink wink. Damn..I guess I'm definitely getting kicked out of PW's fun house tonight.
Next post: How to give a BJ like a porn star. Tips for the ladies and imagery for the guys, especially for my Darlin' PW Snoogums (that is if he ever takes me off of ignore) LOL.
Yellowfever023
05-24-14, 07:38
Here's a hot tip if you are betting: bet on someone other than PW.My money is down on someone else. Deb gives good hints.
Yellowfever023
05-24-14, 07:42
But Pee Wee baybeeee! (Deb's pet name for PW) you know we're so goood together! (Deb's licking her lips...) LOL. And you know how hot I think you look dancing to "Tequila" in your sexy platform shoes! (Deb's salivating...) <3 <3 wink wink. Damn..I guess I'm definitely getting kicked out of PW's fun house tonight.
Next post: How to give a BJ like a porn star. Tips for the ladies and imagery for the guys, especially for my Darlin' PW Snoogums (that is if he ever takes me off of ignore) LOL.Deb, Will your tips on giving a BJ like a porn star include the use of a condom?
Smoke Screen
05-24-14, 14:14
Deb, Will your tips on giving a BJ like a porn star include the use of a condom?Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?
He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 05:54
He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.
I always wondered why they called it a BLOW JOB when we all know they suck on it.
I think we all know that there are ladies that give good head and there are those that don't. Truth, great covered head is much better than a half-assed BBBJ.
I recently met a SW and negotiated for a FS, went to a no-tell, we both got comfortable and things started happening. Some standing roaming and she got all weak kneed and exploded. I love the whole standing thing. Next thing I knew we were both on the bed and I was feeling tonsils. Holy shit. The girl has a gift! I almost stopped her to go for the the gold and thought, "What the hell!" Shit, what a BJ. Who gives a shit about fucking when you are being devoured that way?
It didn't matter to me that she got me off really fast. It didn't matter to me that we never got to the rest of the FS (I didn't ask for a refund, trust me, it was worth every Mario).
So, yeah, Deb, please teach the up-and-coming stars some new tricks. But also know, any lady that can give me a penis-head to DT BJ without using her hands, and I am like a puppy following a kid holding a bag of Milk Bones.
Just sayin'.
C3.
He just wants me to teach the ladies how to do an awesome BJ without a cover. There's nothing better for a guy than the feeling of a ladies tongue and wet lips on his bare cock and I bet Yellow has an awesome cock! I know this from the way he interacts on the board. He's very charming, funny and intelligent so he must also have a yummy cock too! Xoxo.
Yellowfever023
05-25-14, 10:04
Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?I don't know how you came up with that. I am curious to know if deb's porn star BJ was done with a condom. Do you have a reading disability?
Yellowfever023
05-25-14, 10:07
Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load!
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 10:29
Deb, Will your tips on giving a BJ like a porn star include the use of a condom?Calm down asshole, it's a joke, but you do seem like you want to know how to give a BJ.
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 10:33
At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load!Nobody here knows that, for all we know you are, and now you want to know how to do it better. You are the one asking for tips on giving a blow job. Speaking of tips, I hope you're happy with the tips you get from giving your blow jobs.
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 10:40
I don't know how you came up with that. I am curious to know if deb's porn star BJ was done with a condom. Do you have a reading disability?The only disability here is that you have trouble understanding a joke, I take back what I said about you possibly being intelligent, you're a complete mental midget. Are you still walking around with a helmet on, you know, the one you wore on the short school bus?
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 12:02
At least I am not sucking off mike williams and swallowing his load!Oh yes Deb, he's real charming, still think so?
Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?Ok this was somewhat funny, & should've stopped there.
Intelligent, ok, but charming & funny, I don't see it. I don't see any other women on this site either, so it kinda looks like you're teaching him, but if that's what he wants, go for it.This not so much, but you didn't or couldn't stop. YF had not responded to your first post, & it wasn't until the second post that he did respond.
IMO I would have found your second post on the issue in poor taste & offensive & would've shot back.
You are very well aware of the issue about condoms between Deb & YF & if you stick your nose in other peoples shit expect it to get rubbed in shit.
Don't like the retort then, don't be offensive.
I like both you gumbas & think both add a lot to the forums, I hate to think you'd want to go at each other over stupid pussy remarks.
Perhaps an apology would straighten things out, but I think you think you are too big & beyond an apology at this point, but I could be & hope I am wrong.
Just saying, least ya picked out the correct board & passing out YF's charm pills to those that want'em
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 17:49
Ok this was somewhat funny, & should've stopped there.
This not so much, but you didn't or couldn't stop. YF had not responded to your first post, & it wasn't until the second post that he did respond.
IMO I would have found your second post on the issue in poor taste & offensive & would've shot back.
You are very well aware of the issue about condoms between Deb & YF & if you stick your nose in other peoples shit expect it to get rubbed in shit.
Don't like the retort then, don't be offensive.
I like both you gumbas & think both add a lot to the forums, I hate to think you'd want to go at each other over stupid pussy remarks.
Perhaps an apology would straighten things out, but I think you think you are too big & beyond an apology at this point, but I could be & hope I am wrong.
Just saying, least ya picked out the correct board & passing out YF's charm pills to those that want'emThe 2nd post was a response to Deb, not him, then he responded to me. He can't take a joke, well tough shit, and why I'm explaining anything to you, I don't know. This doesn't concern you. As far as an apology goes, if I ever think I owe someone an apology they get it, he won't.
If I didn't know better I would say things were sounding like a bunch of mother hens PMS'ing.
Damn someone throw out some chocolate bars to stop this petty bullshit before it spreads.
I hope there are some that see what has been happening here. It ain't good!
Smoke Screen
05-25-14, 19:26
I hope there are some that see what has been happening here. It ain't good!Yup, I see exactly what's happening, and that's what a thread like this is set up to do, to make enemies. When I 1st joined this was fun, like it's suppose to be, giving & receiving info about pussy. Now we're splitting up into little groups.
Yup, I see exactly what's happening, and that's what a thread like this is set up to do, to make enemies.I guarantee there are mongers reading this and saying "what the fuck". Yet it goes on. It really makes NO fucking sense! But you all wanted it.
No wonder no other ladies want to comment on the forum. There to damn busy laughing at all us Massholes and grumpy ole men argue.
I guarantee there are mongers reading this and saying "what the fuck". Yet it goes on. It really makes NO fucking sense! But you all wanted it.
No wonder no other ladies want to comment on the forum. There to damn busy laughing at all us Massholes and grumpy ole men argue.
Yup, I see exactly what's happening, and that's what a thread like this is set up to do, to make enemies. When I 1st joined this was fun, like it's suppose to be, giving & receiving info about pussy. Now we're splitting up into little groups.
If I didn't know better I would say things were sounding like a bunch of mother hens PMS'ing.
Damn someone throw out some chocolate bars to stop this petty bullshit before it spreads.
I hope there are some that see what has been happening here. It ain't good!This thread was created in large part as a result of you guys trying to force your will on others. Others including myself stepped in to stop the bullying and inform certain members that they were free to post what they wanted. Many of your posts were deleted for rules violations and A2 moved the rest of the argumentative posts here. You only need to look into the mirror as to why this thread was created in the first place.
There have always been little cliques or groups on this forum and there always will be. You will find the same in all walks of life. It is human nature. When I first joined this forum I myself was attacked and quickly learned how to defend myself. I don't need others coming to my aid although over time I have gained a few loyal friends here.
If this thread is eliminated the problem of members arguing does not go away. It will simply revert back to the main threads and A2 will be wasting time cleaning them up and handing out punishments again.
As far as ladies not posting historically there has never been much of that anyways. Over the past several years we had Deanna Santana post for a couple months, Boston Tiffany weighed in very sporadically and Kat / Nyx was the only prolific poster however she was being less than truthful most of the time. So your rationalization that there are no ladies posting because of men arguing doesn't seem to fit.
Member #4868
05-25-14, 22:42
This thread was created in large part as a result of you guys trying to force your will on others. Others including myself stepped in to stop the bullying and inform certain members that they were free to post what they wanted. Many of your posts were deleted for rules violations and A2 moved the rest of the argumentative posts here. You only need to look into the mirror as to why this thread was created in the first place.
There have always been little cliques or groups on this forum and there always will be. You will find the same in all walks of life. It is human nature. When I first joined this forum I myself was attacked and quickly learned how to defend myself. I don't need others coming to my aid although over time I have gained a few loyal friends here.
If this thread is eliminated the problem of members arguing does not go away. It will simply revert back to the main threads and A2 will be wasting time cleaning them up and handing out punishments again.
As far as ladies not posting historically there has never been much of that anyways. Over the past several years we had Deanna Santana post for a couple months, Boston Tiffany weighed in very sporadically and Kat / Nyx was the only prolific poster however she was being less than truthful most of the time. So your rationalization that there are no ladies posting because of men arguing doesn't seem to fit.Yard, my title says it all, nicely worded.
Yard I couldn't agree with you more, that wasn't the first time Smoke got wacked, something about a woman's tongue up a guys arse that he felt was not appropriate & let the guy know not to post such things, A2 didn't quite see it that way, but hell who am I to talk I've had entire posts obliterated by A2 (rightly so), gone, no trace, never happened.
Deb, Will your tips on giving a BJ like a porn star include the use of a condom?
Say it ain't so, you're interested in how to give a good BJ, LOL?YF's original post didn't concern you yet you posted, no one said you couldn't, so where do you get off telling me or anyone else that doesn't agree with you that it's not your concern, to bad, just as you did I made it my concern.
The 2nd post was a response to Deb, not him, then he responded to me. He can't take a joke, well tough shit, and why I'm explaining anything to you, I don't know. This doesn't concern you. As far as an apology goes, if I ever think I owe someone an apology they get it, he won't.You are not a stupid man SS so don't play coy about a reply to Deb, the subject matter was YF & he was the topic in your second response, if you turn this around & someone said that about you what would you have done.
Like I said I didn't think you would apologize (that was an easy prediction) but I was hoping.
You may look at it as you were only joking so no offence should be taken, but evidently YF didn't think it was so funny & let you know, perhaps he was only joking in his reply & you shouldn't take offence either, just saying.
This thread was created in large part as a result of you guys trying to force your will on others. Others including myself stepped in to stop the bullying and inform certain members that they were free to post what they wanted. Many of your posts were deleted for rules violations and A2 moved the rest of the argumentative posts here. You only need to look into the mirror as to why this thread was created in the first place.
There have always been little cliques or groups on this forum and there always will be. You will find the same in all walks of life. It is human nature. When I first joined this forum I myself was attacked and quickly learned how to defend myself. I don't need others coming to my aid although over time I have gained a few loyal friends here.
If this thread is eliminated the problem of members arguing does not go away. It will simply revert back to the main threads and A2 will be wasting time cleaning them up and handing out punishments again.
As far as ladies not posting historically there has never been much of that anyways. Over the past several years we had Deanna Santana post for a couple months, Boston Tiffany weighed in very sporadically and Kat / Nyx was the only prolific poster however she was being less than truthful most of the time. So your rationalization that there are no ladies posting because of men arguing doesn't seem to fit.Hurray Yard! There are very few times when I don't have anything to add and this sure is one of them.
And SS, dude, I'm trying to stay out of this shit and I too giggled a bit at the Fever's unfortunate choice of words when I read his "How to Give a BJ" post but, for God's sake, stop beating on the dead horse. You said your piece about the way Fever chose to express himself and did it more then once, move on please, would you.
As for ladies posting, I'd say Deb is more then enough. There are several older providers that basically monopolized Boston forum on the other site for their own advertising purposes and passionately assail any hobbyist that asks questions about services that for one reason or the other they find objectionable. Particularly there is one named Nicole who has a tendency to really protect her turf, going after many competing providers with fervor, especially if they're younger. They all have choirs of supporting mongers who apparently see them and serenade how great those few ladies are, each chance they get. I really would hate for this here to become anything like that. Ladies often bring discord to conversations on such forums and I personally grew to consider their presence here or on most similar forums counterproductive.
I really do have a good heart and I thought it'd be cool to describe what I learned. I'd never put another provider down and I'm sure that other providers know the same or if not more on how to give good BJ's than me. I thought the subject was innocuous for a fuck board. I really do care about you guys and don't know how my comment could have gotten out of hand. I'm staying away from this topic with a ten foot pole. And I do think providers can be a positive presence and add a different perspective on a discussion board such as this one as it has with other boards. I'm sending good thoughts and karma to all the guys.
Member #4868
05-26-14, 08:47
Posted on the Advertiser board which clearly states " No Reviews or COMMENTARY".
Do us all a favor, and lower your prices. 160 has such a nice ring to it.Mongie, stop spending your money on ho's and invest in some ESL classes.
I will also point out that this was in response to a Boston Asian Doll ad and for the caliber of girls they have the pricing structure is fair IMHO.
I really do have a good heart and I thought it'd be cool to describe what I learned. I'd never put another provider down and I'm sure that other providers know the same or if not more on how to give good BJ's than me. I thought the subject was innocuous for a fuck board. I really do care about you guys and don't know how my comment could have gotten out of hand. I'm staying away from this topic with a ten foot pole. And I do think providers can be a positive presence and add a different perspective on a discussion board such as this one as it has with other boards. I'm sending good thoughts and karma to all the guys.Deb listen, there is really nothing personal on my end towards you being here. I don't dislike you in the least and I'm sure you're a very nice person.
But! On this board it never happened that provider's input did not eventually end up leading to some sort of discord. Not in my time being here anyway. Trust me there is a huge difference between when guys fight with one another over who said what and to whom and when they turn on a woman and then on one another, because some of them inevitably begin to protect her. It's called "an instinct." And it's already starting here with some being unhappy with you and others defending you. I appreciate that any girl would love to feel at least a bit like a Helen of Troy and have, if not nations then at least some small groups of male individuals fighting about her but that's why I'm so adamantly against having providers here.
There are other boards (where I refereed you to) where providers' presence doesn't really cause that much of an upheaval and is actually very constructive. They also discuss much more diverse topis then we do here, both hobby-wise and otherwise, some of which I found fascinating and learned a lot from.
Not since Stressed Out left the board. I'm trying to lighten it up and the guys are just fighting with each other no matter what. I'm not Helen of Troy. LOL and believe me, Smoke Screen and Yellow would have had it out with each other eventually if I was here or not here. I mean who gets pissed off over a BJ? I thought you guys actually liked bjs! And I thought I was bringing a little humor your way. Damn. The reason Massholes was created was not because you guys aren't getting along with me, but because you aren't getting along with each other. I'm taking a break anyway from posting. I'll be back sometime, maybe a few weeks, maybe longer. But who knows what they heck I can post without you guys freaking out on each other. It isn't me that's causing controversy between the guys. You guys are causing controversy between yourselves. I did give you a hard time about commenting over fat ladies and old ones, but how do I deal with criticism? I apologize and realize and learn from my mistakes. I doubt you can name any other time that I've been hot headed, critical or difficult towards you guys on the Masshole board. But you guys are crucifying each other. Why? Over posting counts, bjs, who wrote how many reviews. There was a shitload of posts about May's gate, which I thought was hilarious by the way. But WTF, so many posts about a gate that doesn't exist? All this animosity started long before I started posting here. And even with my long posts, guys were commenting on them thoughtfully. At least there wasn't any fighting going on then. Only other times you guys jumped on me was over long postings or posting too much. And I don't fight, I hate to fight. I hate picking fights. I don't belittle people. I like you guys, I just don't understand why you don't like each other. It totally stresses me out. And I will not be surprised if all of you guys jump on me about this post, if you feel criticized. Maybe I'm wrong with this post, but I don't think I am. But if you are upset about the fighting on Massholes Nrmls, I guess actually it's alright to fight here anyway. So you don't need to be upset. That's why Massholes was created in the first place, due to all the fighting.
Ciao.
Smoke Screen
05-26-14, 17:40
Deb listen, there is really nothing personal on my end towards you being here. I don't dislike you in the least and I'm sure you're a very nice person.
But! On this board it never happened that provider's input did not eventually end up leading to some sort of discord. Not in my time being here anyway. Trust me there is a huge difference between when guys fight with one another over who said what and to whom and when they turn on a woman and then on one another, because some of them inevitably begin to protect her. It's called "an instinct." And it's already starting here with some being unhappy with you and others defending you. I appreciate that any girl would love to feel at least a bit like a Helen of Troy and have, if not nations then at least some small groups of male individuals fighting about her but that's why I'm so adamantly against having providers here.
There are other boards (where I refereed you to) where providers' presence doesn't really cause that much of an upheaval and is actually very constructive. They also discuss much more diverse topis then we do here, both hobby-wise and otherwise, some of which I found fascinating and learned a lot from.This is an excellent point, and I was going to post something similar to it but figured I caused enough trouble by a simple joke. I mean no offence to you Deb, but having a woman posting here is somewhat like a woman joining an all men's golf club, she's bound to cause problems. When I was in combat I never wanted women fighting beside me because, as Nrlmus mentioned, some of us will be too protective of her, while others will be pissed off at the protectors for doing what they think is right. Anytime a small number of women mix in with a much larger group of men, it's only a matter of time for problems to arise.
Deb, I'm not suggesting you leave, just be aware there will be problems, but we are mostly all mature enough to get through it. After all, this is only a forum, not a life or death situation.
There are many that feel women should not post on a mans forum. I feel it would be a benefit as long as it's within the site guidelines, no he said she said bullshit, can post in Massholes, or in other forums only to give positive affirmant of an encounter.
Take a look at Cincinnati Ohio The Octagon forum, most of the SP's post or have posted there & it seems to work. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9626-Rants-Raves-and-Opinions-AKA-quot-The-Octagon-quot Sure there are issues & arguments but we've that here & I feel the positives outweigh the negatives. I'd like to see more SP's posting here that have the same type of mindset as those in Cincinnati have.
Perhaps the Octagon forum is unique IDK, but some things just pass us by whether we will it or not, the military has long had women on the field in combat in a myriad of capacities long before anyone on this board was around.
I kinda feel the same about protecting women, but at the same time they don't really seem to need it.
Perhaps A2's lobby group could get some of those bolt ons to be fembots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4
There are many that feel women should not post on a mans forum. I feel it would be a benefit as long as it's within the site guidelines, no he said she said bullshit, can post in Massholes, or in other forums only to give positive affirmant of an encounter.
Take a look at Cincinnati Ohio The Octagon forum, most of the SP's post or have posted there & it seems to work. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9626-Rants-Raves-and-Opinions-AKA-quot-The-Octagon-quot Sure there are issues & arguments but we've that here & I feel the positives outweigh the negatives. I'd like to see more SP's posting here that have the same type of mindset as those in Cincinnati have.
Perhaps the Octagon forum is unique IDK, but some things just pass us by whether we will it or not, the military has long had women on the field in combat in a myriad of capacities long before anyone on this board was around.
I kinda feel the same about protecting women, but at the same time they don't really seem to need it.
Perhaps A2's lobby group could get some of those bolt ons to be fembots!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4Sure dude, I can try to get a hold of the old Deana Santana and tell her that we miss her here on the Massholes. I bet she'd be over in no time under some new alias and then with all of the freedom that Admin2 allows us on here, our past experiences with one another as a result of her posting on this board would look like children games.
Pretty soon you'd be putting me and few others on your "imbecile forever" list and I'd be doing the same with you and several others. Nice, that's exactly what we need more of here. How about some peace on earth instead and some warm and friendly "fuck you" once in a while wouldn't hurt either.
That'd be an eyeful for you. I went on a rant earlier at the suggestion that I'm the cause of the arguing. The hobby is fun. Sex is fun, so I don't understand why the discord. Good luck finding other providers in Boston to post here that aren't out of their minds. I'm just eccentric If you can find someone halfway sane and who doesn't have substance abuse problems let me know. Maybe I ought to suggest Gina in the Morning to post here. If so, I'm out of here. LOL I just prefer the men over the women. At least that's what I've discovered. Thankfully I found the hobby. I can do what I love, I can help people to unwind (at least during sessions if not here) who actually want my help for a change. I have a wicked sense of humor and I can take directions well LOL. If the reason for all the anger is due to overworking, problems at home, not having enough time off, I'll help you and give you all discounts. Sex is a good remedy for every ailment.
Xoxo.
give us & yourself more credit than that. For the record I've never posted, seen or contacted Deana. I try really hard not to argue over or about women, least not over a review good or bad, so feel free to post away about her or anyone else.
When you say
our past experiences with one anotherdo you mean the Masshole forum as a collective or you & myself past experiences?
Nah man A2 permanently separates people that really get after each other, you'll never make the list so stop asking already!
I for one would like to see more women posting here, however given our history or non-history of women posting in the Escort Classified Ads you've nothing to be concerned about, but I can hope!
BTW a big warm & friendly fuck you, you feeling all warm & fuzzy now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkTPgZZXnU
Sure dude, I can try to get a hold of the old Deana Santana and tell her that we miss her here on the Massholes. I bet she'd be over in no time under some new alias and then with all of the freedom that Admin2 allows us on here, our past experiences with one another as a result of her posting on this board would look like children games.
Pretty soon you'd be putting me and few others on your "imbecile forever" list and I'd be doing the same with you and several others. Nice, that's exactly what we need more of here. How about some peace on earth instead and some warm and friendly "fuck you" once in a while wouldn't hurt either.
To Nrlmus and anyone who doesn't like women posting here. You mentioned that me posting in Massholes is bad for my business. Well since you made that statement a guy texted me and told me how much he loves my posts and another pmed me today wanting to make an appointment with me due to my posts. And another FYI Nrlmus the USA member who pmed mehere has more than double the posts that you have. LOL I think he would be considered an ultra senior, so he has more rank than youlol. Also I'm not Deana Santana, although I thought you liked her. No one to my knowledge has come to my rescue except for SO. So be it.
Off the subject: I'm seeking someone to exercise with, either at the gym in Beverly or walking / running in the park or on the beach. I want to kick ass my weight loss. I'm losing weight too slowly. If anyone is interested and doesn't think I'm too much of a Masshole (actually I'm originally a south jersey near the shore Jersey girl) So if you want to hang out, it's not going to include one of my sessions. It's exercise and maybe a latte afterwards for a reward for kick ass working out. And I will not charge you for my time and companionship. Pm if you are interested.
Xoxo.
DT.
give us & yourself more credit than that. For the record I've never posted, seen or contacted Deana. I try really hard not to argue over or about women, least not over a review good or bad, so feel free to post away about her or anyone else.
When you say
do you mean the Masshole forum as a collective or you & myself past experiences?
Nah man A2 permanently separates people that really get after each other, you'll never make the list so stop asking already!
I for one would like to see more women posting here, however given our history or non-history of women posting in the Escort Classified Ads you've nothing to be concerned about, but I can hope!
BTW a big warm & friendly fuck you, you feeling all warm & fuzzy now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mkTPgZZXnUI can see that "Fuck you" of yours boomeranging, ma'main man, as warm and friendly as it first left. You know I was just making an example, and you know we love each other you and I. I'm sure there'd be some who'd read too much into what I just said but at least it will keep the Massholes going for at least couple of more days with funny people exercising their hyper-amazing-ass sense of humor over and over and over again (did I miss an 'over' anywhere in between?)
All right, let's bring couple of more women to the Massholes. But if shit hits the fun as I suspect it shall do, and then (picture this!) the fun would break that shit into the multitude of little pieces with each of us ending up getting one of our own, I promise I will not be gracious. Not me. I'm the Masshole man in the truest sense of the term. I will instantly point to my superior foresight, scream about my righteousness and call on the whole world to know that I indeed "told you so"!
Sorry
I'm the Masshole man in the truest sense of the term. that's one of those things that you have to be born & bred to have it apply, kind of like a hillbilly redneck, it's inbreeding, while you are an honorary member in good standing you can never be a made guy.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=redneck%20hillbilly%20hick
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pissah
I'm sure there'd be some who'd read too much into what I just saidAhhh let'them talk, you know I luv to hate & you hate to luv, but we luv the haters.
All right, let's bring couple of more women to the Massholes.See there your starting to think like me, didn't hurt...much!
But if shit hits the fun as I suspect it shall do, and then (picture this!) the fun would break that shit into the multitude of little pieces with each of us ending up getting one of our own, I promise I will not be gracious. Not me. I'm the Masshole man in the truest sense of the term. I will instantly point to my superior foresight, scream about my righteousness and call on the whole world to know that I indeed "told you so"!There will always be fighting & arguments with or without the women so don't hold back you can say now I told you so if it makes you feel bettah.
Also I'm not Deana Santana, although I thought you liked her.
DT.You're right, I like Deana Santana very much but not her input on this forum. That I didn't like in the least.
She has great reviews. Actually I think she's just as hot as the escorts from Argentina and for an awesome pse experience she only charges $300 an hour. She's visiting Boston from LA. I thought you guys would like to know and might be interested. Does anyone know what happened to Yellowtail by the way and can someone maybe email him to see if he's ok? Just a thought.
http://los-angeles.date-check.com/Ashow-escort-pub.asp?ProID=st2040f
Xoxo.
You guys still didn't get the grasp that this Massholes forum is going to cause more harm than good. Like I said before, it seems like a bunch of us are bickering and bitching about nothing. We need to wake up and realize that we are only here for one thing, which is pussy.
If some of you gents want to argue and ***** about the smallest things then go ahead, but at least do it through PM'S.
So go ahead and call me names and try to belittle me, I could care less.
Read the below statement from YA, it seems to sum it up best.
An outlet was needed, this is it, it's not going away, perhaps you can let it go & move on.
BTW welcome back my friend to the forum that never ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZcYP00b2FI
You guys still didn't get the grasp that this Massholes forum is going to cause more harm than good. Like I said before, it seems like a bunch of us are bickering and bitching about nothing. We need to wake up and realize that we are only here for one thing, which is pussy.
If some of you gents want to argue and ***** about the smallest things then go ahead, but at least do it through PM'S.
So go ahead and call me names and try to belittle me, I could care less.
This thread was created in large part as a result of you guys trying to force your will on others. Others including myself stepped in to stop the bullying and inform certain members that they were free to post what they wanted. Many of your posts were deleted for rules violations and A2 moved the rest of the argumentative posts here. You only need to look into the mirror as to why this thread was created in the first place.
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