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[Member #6253]

Well after trying to get in touch with numerous providers and trying not to venture too far from my homestead with absolutely no luck at all. I contacted Kathleen for a "massage". Quick response and sure come right over. Well I have read her reviews in the past and know that this is usually a lost cause trying to have a good experience at Kathleen's, but hey this time could be different right? Wrong I get there and she starts rubbing and pushing on my back in between sips from her cocktail. After 15 minutes of this she says go ahead and flip over. Good here we go. Time for some action! Kathleen does not have the ability to focus, it is kinda sad actually but she would grab my package for a second of two then stop and go get another drink. Take off her top and grab junior some more to where excitement ensues and then stop and ramble on about having to move or yada yada yada about something else! So after about 10 minutes of this incoherent existence it was extremely clear that I wasn't getting any further than a slight chubby from her grabbing me for a second or and it was just a big waste of time. I got up and put down a meager donation for my "experience" and got the hell out of there.

Fellas STAY AWAY from Kathleen you will just leave more frustrated than when you arrived. I knew this already but am just a glutant for punishment. Time to check out pornhub!

Saw her back in the fall, I had a really good massage from her, lasted 30 min. Deep tissue and shiatsu, and trigger point. Actually was impressed with the massage. On the flip she pulled on JR allot but never made him spit. She hinted (teased) at more but stopped short of any other performance. This went on for quite a while. Think I was there for an hour and a half all said. Left with a case of blue balls like I haven't had since I was 15 yo.

Wouldn't consider going back, even for massage due to her erratic behavior. She announced it was past her bedtime then actually went and crawled in bed with me still there, that's when I got the f out.

[Midfla]

Well after trying to get in touch with numerous providers and trying not to venture too far from my homestead with absolutely no luck at all. I contacted Kathleen for a "massage". Quick response and sure come right over. Well I have read her reviews in the past and know that this is usually a lost cause trying to have a good experience at Kathleen's, but hey this time could be different right? Wrong I get there and she starts rubbing and pushing on my back in between sips from her cocktail. After 15 minutes of this she says go ahead and flip over. Good here we go. Time for some action! Kathleen does not have the ability to focus, it is kinda sad actually but she would grab my package for a second of two then stop and go get another drink. Take off her top and grab junior some more to where excitement ensues and then stop and ramble on about having to move or yada yada yada about something else! So after about 10 minutes of this incoherent existence it was extremely clear that I wasn't getting any further than a slight chubby from her grabbing me for a second or and it was just a big waste of time. I got up and put down a meager donation for my "experience" and got the hell out of there.

Fellas STAY AWAY from Kathleen you will just leave more frustrated than when you arrived. I knew this already but am just a glutant for punishment. Time to check out pornhub!

[Glen60]

Always a delight seeing this super hot MILF. Never any drama, radio silence, DDF, DTCS, impeccable hygiene, and always a 5* experience. Happened to see her shortly after her having to put her dog down due to cancer. To console her, I had her make mad passionate love to jr while I devoured her sweet, succulent pussy. Following an hour of continuous fucking and sucking, victory was accomplished. Normally, this hot MILF can make short work of jr, turning him into a pile of mush very quickly. Feeling a lot lighter, we were off to a local pub, replenishing fluids lost.

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[Midfla]

I also agree with Otto & Willie! Gia is a talker, but she goes above and beyond to make sure the visit is enjoyable and stress free. My only problem, is trying to get her to return text so I can set up a date.

MCB.

I have texted to try to set something up 3 or 4 times over the last few months and never have gotten a reply. She looks like someone I would really like too. Maybe I'll get lucky one of these days?

[LipShot]

I also agree with Otto & Willie! Gia is a talker, but she goes above and beyond to make sure the visit is enjoyable and stress free. My only problem, is trying to get her to return text so I can set up a date.

MCB.

I agree with Otto, while I have only seen her once and that was a few months ago, she is certainly a big girl but not a BBW! I found her most accommodating and friendly and all GFE. I think she is a sexual animal and really gets into it, not a clock watcher and a lot of fun! I would definitely repeat without hesitation. I would recommend, she is certainly much better than a lot of the younger ones with all the drama, drugs and issues.

[Willie24]

I don't see any basis for "bait and switch. " All her pics are representative of her current looks. She is no spinner but hardly BBW size. She is in her early 40's so if that is an issue for you, OK. On the other hand she is among the best providers in Brevard. GFE all the way and no clock watcher. I get it that she may not be everyone's style but she is not using unrepresentative photos.

I agree with Otto, while I have only seen her once and that was a few months ago, she is certainly a big girl but not a BBW! I found her most accommodating and friendly and all GFE. I think she is a sexual animal and really gets into it, not a clock watcher and a lot of fun! I would definitely repeat without hesitation. I would recommend, she is certainly much better than a lot of the younger ones with all the drama, drugs and issues.

[Otto22]

Be careful! They must be much older pictures. She looks much older now. And much heavier.

Bait and switch. But she's a nice lady. Easy to talk to and she's clean. I saw her once but won't make a second trip just because I'm not into BBW's and like I said she is much older than the pics show.

I don't see any basis for "bait and switch. " All her pics are representative of her current looks. She is no spinner but hardly BBW size. She is in her early 40's so if that is an issue for you, OK. On the other hand she is among the best providers in Brevard. GFE all the way and no clock watcher. I get it that she may not be everyone's style but she is not using unrepresentative photos.

[Draw77]

Be careful! They must be much older pictures. She looks much older now. And much heavier.

Bait and switch. But she's a nice lady. Easy to talk to and she's clean. I saw her once but won't make a second trip just because I'm not into BBW's and like I said she is much older than the pics show.

[Willie24]

Saw Tracy (Indian Harbor Bch) again. A repeat for me. Nothing to say that hasnt already been said. EXCELLENT time. Fun, friendly, clean, excellent comms and ready EXACTLY when she said she would be. Decent area. No drama. Good value. And not a clock watcher or phone obsessor. Worth a reg visit for me.

F1.

Totally agree! Just saw her yesterday and she is always a treat! She may give the best BBBJ in the county! I have known her for years and she is pleasant, fun to be with and always a great time! Her incall is safe, clean and her rates are reasonable, 100 Mario's for a half hour. I highly recommend.

[Hodar]

Nothing I search function, here is the link.

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[Scrapple6]

I've seen her every time she's been in town since this summer. Today was as great as any other time; Real GFE. She did say it's been slow for her this visit, so hit her up before she leaves Tuesday.

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KL.

Marcie LSM never disappoints.

[Pbfla321]

Take a look at post #3352 in the Escort section, it's from Ericson73 and I believe it's the same provider you're looking at, just an ad on STG instead of USASG. While his review was hugely negative, I'd love to see someone else visit with her and report in, she's certainly attractive enough!

The one in the post 3352 is a different one from the one currently on Sister site. But yes she use to post on STG as well. I haven't seen her but was in contact with her. But haven't heard anything from her in a at least two weeks. If not longer.

[VincentGambini]

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Has anyone seen sky321 yet? She has been advertising for a while now and my search doesn't find any reports.

Ready to toftt if I don't hear something soon.

Spaz.

Take a look at post #3352 in the Escort section, it's from Ericson73 and I believe it's the same provider you're looking at, just an ad on STG instead of USASG. While his review was hugely negative, I'd love to see someone else visit with her and report in, she's certainly attractive enough!

[TineyeThomas]

Had seen some decent reviews for Samantha, and her pictures were enticing. Took a few days to connect with her, but finally made an appointment for a dream. Went to her incall in Melbourne and it didn't look very inviting, but she was waiting outside and she immediately said the inside looks better. So I parked, neighborhood itself is nice enough but her home looks like it is ready to be condemned from the outside. Parked and was lead inside, not much better in my opinion, but I was there. She did not appear high, and could hold an intelligent conversation, so we undressed and started with DFK and roaming which she really got into, then went for DATY which was fresh and clean, and she got off a few times, then went into MISH and CG which she was really good at, finished with CIMSW, which she seemed to enjoy. 100 marios for the HH but not a clock watcher. Not sure if I would repeat, unless it was an outcall.

[Rocket Pocket]

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Anyone have any experience or details on this provider. I tried to contact her years ago and it never worked out. Some of the same photos for at least the past 6-10 years. ANYONE KNOW?

Stacey / Raven / Amber has been reviewed in the Orlando forum. I haven't seen her a long time ago. Back then she wouldn't mind a lot of things freaky with me. And yes, some the pics are a bit old but I don't think she had changed that much.