Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.
During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).
So what is this most important quality. It is- the ability to reach over and touch the other man's wife. My girls are all able to do this. If they don't do this things don't happen quickly- the other couples can't always be relied on to do this. Unless they are experienced swingers. What do I mean by experienced swingers. In the lifestyle there are soft swap couples and hard swap couples. Soft swap is girl -girl, and hard swap is full swap boy-girl.
Soft swap are usually newbies and younger couples- Trap is chocked full of young couples. We usually do 3 young couples per night. So now back to what happens after the reach over.
My girl touches the other girls nipple and I watch it grow erect- the other girl reaches over and returns the favor. What happens next is in Part 6.
Oh my God, you're just too gross. From a van that the girls say smells like urine, to your cross dressing, to dressing girls in chest flattening clothing to make them look like little girls and now you're talking specifically about simethicone lube. Simethicone is used for gas, bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. Do you just see words and say to yourself "hey, I like that one". You're a fucking joke.
You and people like you are the reason that places like Trapeze have such bad reputations. No one that has met you or seen a pic of you really believes that you pick which girl that you'll be with next.
Footnote (Baghdad Bob is shaking his head right now and thinking that you're one dumb ass mother fucker to think people believe what you're saying).
Sorry it was dimethicone. Has anyone notice that mr lonely only talks about me- why is that- is it because he has no life- wait till I reveal what he does on his 24 hour necr. Dates. Why doesn't he show any pictures of his dates- why doesn't he have 7 oval mirrors in his van- why doesn't he have any stories about where he has been.
Why did he spend 16 years in isolation in Pompano. He lost the accounting thing. He lost why I became a carpenter and made a lot of money thing. And am I willing to meet him face to face to take a snapshot of my bank balance. He's just a lonely loser that's the only thing he can do- he certainly can't write posts- on what he has done. Everybody beginning to see the truth now. Now you see the shrillness in his post. He even asked if I wanted to continue- a sure sign of asking for quarter. Sorry no.
By the way I sent him a PM to meet 10 hours ago -that yellow line keeps getting bigger and bigger. People are going to want to know why your not willing to show your balance or your face!
Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.
During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).
Oh my God, you're just too gross. From a van that the girls say smells like urine, to your cross dressing, to dressing girls in chest flattening clothing to make them look like little girls and now you're talking specifically about simethicone lube. Simethicone is used for gas, bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. Do you just see words and say to yourself "hey, I like that one". You're a fucking joke.
You and people like you are the reason that places like Trapeze have such bad reputations. No one that has met you or seen a pic of you really believes that you pick which girl that you'll be with next.
Footnote (Baghdad Bob is shaking his head right now and thinking that you're one dumb ass mother fucker to think people believe what you're saying).
I'm not an account and I don't pretend to be an accountant. I'm an IT professional. When I need an Accountant once a year, I hire one. What I wouldn't do is to pretend to be one while I know that I'm not. Since you asked me a question, let me ask you one. Why would you tell Hillsborough County 10 years ago that you were a self employed carpenter rather than an Accountant? Do you make more money as a "Self employed Carpenter" than you would with a masters in Accounting? If so, why do you share a dumpy two bedroom 900 Sq Ft apartment with a transient rather than sit back and enjoy your retirement? The girls talk and laugh at you. Do you want to keep going?
Yes I made a lot of money as a carpenter any time you want to compare bank accounts let me know. Ok John I suggest a face to face meeting with you. I'll take a picture of you. You take one of me. Do you want to keep going- if so pm me and we'll set it up. Otherwise climb back in your hole. The forum is waiting on your answer?
After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.
Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.
Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.
Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.
During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).
If an item is sold in year 2 for $ 1000 but was purchased in year 1 for $ 800 what was the profit on this transaction in each year?
I'm not an account and I don't pretend to be an accountant. I'm an IT professional. When I need an Accountant once a year, I hire one. What I wouldn't do is to pretend to be one while I know that I'm not. Since you asked me a question, let me ask you one. Why would you tell Hillsborough County 10 years ago that you were a self employed carpenter rather than an Accountant? Do you make more money as a "Self employed Carpenter" than you would with a masters in Accounting? If so, why do you share a dumpy two bedroom 900 Sq Ft apartment with a transient rather than sit back and enjoy your retirement? The girls talk and laugh at you. Do you want to keep going?
Aren't we overdue for C5's post congratulating Monte for his post and saying how much he's looking forward to the next edition? No one believes the bullshit stories that either of you tell and the girls all deny them. Since you seem to live together, can't you just discuss how cool you are together in your dumpy apartment and spare us the fictional stories?
For 16 years I lived between 15 and 30 minutes from Trapeze and the place is a joke. The few young people that go in there are disgusted by all the 60 year olds trying to hook up with them and they leave. Do you really expect us to believe that you choose which ones you will take? That's fucking hilarious. If a guy sent his wife to be with you're ugly ass, that would be tantamount to spousal abuse. Anyone can read the Broward, Pompano and Miami boards and you'll barely see a reference to the place. I've driven by the place and laughed at the old geezers walking in there. While I've never gone in, I had a few younger friends that did and they unanimously declared it sucked.
By the way, no one believes your Master in Accounting story either.
If an item is sold in year 2 for $ 1000 but was purchased in year 1 for $ 800 what was the profit on this transaction in each year?
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You are fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of this thread. I don't know what you're problem is with the other member you are threatening but there is no favoritism at play here. If anybody said the same thing to you my actions would be the same.
That member has been added to your admin ignore list so you may no longer make any comments about him (he's got about 30 on his) and like him, going forward you will always be moderated.
Your restrictions are now exactly like his so before you go off on me protecting him like a lot of you assholes do, if I'm treating you EXACTLY as I treat him, how can that be favoritism?
After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.
Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.
Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.
Aren't we overdue for C5's post congratulating Monte for his post and saying how much he's looking forward to the next edition? No one believes the bullshit stories that either of you tell and the girls all deny them. Since you seem to live together, can't you just discuss how cool you are together in your dumpy apartment and spare us the fictional stories?
For 16 years I lived between 15 and 30 minutes from Trapeze and the place is a joke. The few young people that go in there are disgusted by all the 60 year olds trying to hook up with them and they leave. Do you really expect us to believe that you choose which ones you will take? That's fucking hilarious. If a guy sent his wife to be with you're ugly ass, that would be tantamount to spousal abuse. Anyone can read the Broward, Pompano and Miami boards and you'll barely see a reference to the place. I've driven by the place and laughed at the old geezers walking in there. While I've never gone in, I had a few younger friends that did and they unanimously declared it sucked.
By the way, no one believes your Master in Accounting story either.
After arriving at the club at about ten o'clock my date and I get a drink from one of the bars and we also get some food from the restaurant. We finish our refreshments and dinner and then proceed to go to the dance floor.
During this process we dance with other hot couples. For as you can see I am with a hot girl- one has to have a hot girl- to trade to get another hot girl- namely someone else's wife.
After dancing with several other men's wives and rubbing against them with my bulge- I discuss with my date how many bulges she felt! Part 3 coming next.
After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.
Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.
Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.
Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.
Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.
After arriving at the club at about ten o'clock my date and I get a drink from one of the bars and we also get some food from the restaurant. We finish our refreshments and dinner and then proceed to go to the dance floor.
During this process we dance with other hot couples. For as you can see I am with a hot girl- one has to have a hot girl- to trade to get another hot girl- namely someone else's wife.
After dancing with several other men's wives and rubbing against them with my bulge- I discuss with my date how many bulges she felt! Part 3 coming next.
Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.
Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.
You can all lie to each other and rip me but I have it on good authority that someone here is, as the forum says A RAT! Please be careful when posting and names. I have seen peoples real names on here I have also heard "stories" that some of you are using other USASG handles as their names to some of these ho's. I know of one person who used my handles numerous times. I personally do not care since I do not use it anymore other than on here. But some of my older providers have said that others have used it but since they knew me they bailed on him.
Bottom line just be careful who you trust on and off of this site.
I have said hundreds of times to girls "it's ok, I'm Not A Cop" LOL. Definitely wasn't trying to steal your identity. In fact there are guys everynight using your screen name. Hell, the girls must not like you either, because the first thing they say when they get my car in is "you re Not A Cop are you"?
M2 is absolutely correct on Fantasy Land and Trapeze. Only a person that's actually been to these places would actually understand. It's not about being smug or arrogant. The main problem I have with assholes like C3 is the bragging about spending 300 buck's for a so called GFE experience which basically means a HAND JOB!
Simply because the hooker has a room and thinks she's NOT a hooker. Wrong! She's a hooker! At 30 O or at 2 O buck's! Still a hooker assholes! So take all your smug attitudes and shove them up your ass.
Class over.
C5.
Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.
Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.
You can all lie to each other and rip me but I have it on good authority that someone here is, as the forum says A RAT! Please be careful when posting and names. I have seen peoples real names on here I have also heard "stories" that some of you are using other USASG handles as their names to some of these ho's. I know of one person who used my handles numerous times. I personally do not care since I do not use it anymore other than on here. But some of my older providers have said that others have used it but since they knew me they bailed on him.
Bottom line just be careful who you trust on and off of this site.
WHY would Anyone want to use your fucking name asshole?? Are you that important? LOL! You do know this is the internet right. I know every single street girl in Orlando, and they all know exactly who I am. These are hooker's. Who cares about a name.
Get your head out your boyfriend's ass and stop acting like a faggot.