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08-08-17 09:56 #581
Posts: 681LOL that stripmall is indeed a mongers little slice of heaven on earth. I often make that walk from Paradise to R&R, but it's in the daytime so there are rarely any deplorables hanging around. It took me a few visits to R & R before mamasan deemed me worthy of extra fun. Thankfully Paradise didn't do the same.
Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
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08-08-17 00:30 #580
Posts: 96Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
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08-07-17 23:46 #579
Posts: 966Originally Posted by ChickChasin [View Original Post]
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08-07-17 17:09 #578
Posts: 96Originally Posted by Tezar [View Original Post]
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08-01-17 18:19 #577
Posts: 21R&R on Valley
Not sure why I'm not finding other reports on this place. Semi-GFE with Chanel. Lunchtime, but the place was sleepy and no hurry. Thin, pretty face, a little older, a little tummy but who's complaining. What made her above average is she figured out where I was going next and went there. Nothing like looking down between your legs and seeing a girl hard at work, one thigh raised, mirror in just the right place. Looking for recommendations in SB County next if anyone has recent intel. One downside to R&R: always peeps outside the gentlemen's club next door, makes it a bit of a production getting in and out. So to speak.
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07-24-17 11:33 #576
Posts: 450Jonesing for Flacas
I have had a nice arrangement with two SB's that are sweet and well skilled. They are both African American and on the larger side and I am aching for a petite Latina. I know where to visit for an Asian girl but this obsession at the moment is very specific. Massage parlor would be ideal but I'll even venture to a strip club to cure this craving, so I am posting in both areas. Much thanks in advance.
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05-15-17 10:41 #575
Posts: 1237Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor from my exp
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
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04-11-17 17:50 #574
Posts: 49Update?
I have been out of this for a while but used to frequent Golden Sea Spa, are they still there? Any better places?
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06-15-16 21:27 #573
Posts: 23I haven't been for a long time, but I used to get massaged by Tracy, Mimi, and one time one of the other regulars. I can't remember getting a bad TS or leaving with a frown. I guess she was nervous about a first timer she didn't recognize. That sucks. I guess I won't be back here.
Originally Posted by SmokedOut [View Original Post]
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04-22-16 21:51 #572
Posts: 40King's
Wow, came here for the first time after reading all the great reviews about how this place is a guarantee everytime. Got L**a. I walked in, got the hour, paid the. 6. Had a wack ass 2 minute ts, she took me back to the room, gave me a mediocre massage and told me we were done. Smiling all in my face like nothing is wrong. Then she asked me for a tip. WTF? Never comin back here!
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03-31-15 12:35 #571
Posts: 815Rubmaps offers limited free browsing where you can kind of get an idea what is full service, rub and tug or totally legit, plus the addresses and Phone #'s!
It's not that hard. Once you get a few under your belt and share your recent experiences here, then you will receive all kinds of tips from fellow mongers. It's a thing of beauty..
Baggens.
Originally Posted by Blasphemous24 [View Original Post]
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03-31-15 03:19 #570
Posts: 250How to locate
Originally Posted by Blasphemous24 [View Original Post]
When attempting to locate any business, use the Internet. Google massage, city and state.
This should help.
Be safe.
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03-30-15 17:49 #569
Posts: 966Originally Posted by DildoBaggens [View Original Post]
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03-30-15 12:46 #568
Posts: 815Full Service
Camel,
I believe you're thinking of KG on Amar which is completely FS. I believe He is referring to King House, where I've never seen FS offered.
Baggens.
Originally Posted by TheCamel [View Original Post]
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03-30-15 02:05 #567
Posts: 966Originally Posted by Cyberhard [View Original Post]