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02-20-23 15:41 #410
Posts: 14Yi Yi
Is YiYi back open? Has anyone been since they were in the paper?
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01-22-23 14:02 #409
Posts: 14Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]
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01-19-23 17:09 #408
Posts: 280Waste of time
Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]
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01-17-23 20:06 #407
Posts: 8Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]
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01-17-23 18:48 #406
Posts: 71Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]
- Go for the hour. Especially as a newbie. I have never gone for shorter stays. Not sure if it makes a difference, but give that a shot.
- Get naked. If you leave your drawers on, they will give a massage and that's it.
- If they ask if you have been there before, say "yes". Even if you haven't, tell them you have. Tell them that it has been a while and no you don't remember who you saw.
- Be happy. Smile, engage in conversation, set their mind at ease.
- Show them the money. The first few times I have gone to a new place, I leave a couple of $20 bulls sticking out of my pocket in plain view. If they glance over, they will see that you are expecting to give a nice tip.
- Show that you want more than a massage. When you lay on the table, point junior down to make him as visible as possible. Spread your legs, not so they hang off the table but a bit wider than you'd normally lay. I normally hang my arms of the side of the table. If they come by and I can touch then without looking awkward, I'll brush against their leg. Don't be creepy and grab her, especially early in the session.
- Respond to her. If she asks how the massage is tell her is is good. If she asks if you like something, say yes (unless it is terrible). If she touches your ass or inner thighs, I normally raise my hips a bit and / or make a happy sounding noise.
Give this a shot and let us know.
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01-06-23 16:50 #405
Posts: 14New to game
Read a bunch of reviews. Went to TS on TJ, paid for half hour. During slight teasing nothing else. What did I do wrong.
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11-12-22 21:14 #404
Posts: 66And the Sheriff's office is claiming it's human trafficking
Originally Posted by ChrlieBrown [View Original Post]
Karens are losing their shit in the comments with glee.
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11-07-22 22:50 #403
Posts: 70Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]
https://martinsburg.skipthegames.com...o/675163518339
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11-05-22 22:03 #402
Posts: 337Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]
It's not Friday, but this advice is applicable 7 days a week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWHrkDX35o.
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11-05-22 15:47 #401
Posts: 635Facebook posts
Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]
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11-05-22 14:56 #400
Posts: 171Originally Posted by MrOldStyle [View Original Post]
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11-03-22 16:37 #399
Posts: 242Idiot
Originally Posted by Dafrigginman [View Original Post]
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11-03-22 14:56 #398
Posts: 71Some good news
Looks like Two Sisters (paid their bribes to the appropriate people as they) are still open for business as of yesterday. I saw Lisa (who is head back to China for 3 months in case anyone cares). I also drove by Silver Lining and their Open sign is up.
My guess is that Calla was the weak link due to its location. I imagine some Karens in Urbana decided NotInMyBackYard and reported Calla and then YiYi was busted because it has the same owner. But why wouldn't they hit another place, literally underneath? My guess is that no one on TJ drive was complaining so they ignored TS or there are some cops out there receiving either bribes or free services. It'll be interesting to see if the others get investigated, especially Silver Lining as that is like the worst kept "secret" in Frederick.
And ChrlieBrown, I know that Frederick is Monger Hell, but don't worry about who is touching my junk and don't kinkshame my grandma fetish
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11-03-22 12:26 #397
Posts: 8[Deleted by Admin]
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11-03-22 12:11 #396
Posts: 101Tel that to the DDD fans
Originally Posted by ChrlieBrown [View Original Post]