Guide for the married

**Swim999** · 12-08-17 15:48

Originally Posted by JaySam42 [View Original Post]

We are the same age and I get that all the time, especially in the massage parlors. I think most mongers are older.

I usually see UTR girls in their 20's. My go to girl I've been seeing over a year just turned 22. She told me she won't see young guys for many reasons. She prefers middle aged clients. I've consistently heard this from many escorts. Not only are the many mongers in that age range (they have the time and disposable income), it seems that the ladies prefer it that way for many reasons. More patient, better behaved and other qualities advantageous to escorts. I won't elaborate.

Swim999.

**DFun7744** · 12-08-17 15:03

So getting back in and see a lot of references to rubmaps. I tried to sign up but no go with a cash card any other suggestions? Can't use any of my regular plastic or I'm a dead man!

**JaySam42** · 11-02-17 16:46

Originally Posted by HornyToad123 [View Original Post]

I've had two providers say to me that I'm much younger than their usual clients.

I find that hard to believe because I am 42 years old.

Is that really the case? Are the majority of you mongers old farts?

We are the same age and I get that all the time, especially in the massage parlors. I think most mongers are older.

**JaySam42** · 11-02-17 16:10

Originally Posted by MisterFixIt [View Original Post]

This time of year I generally take out large sums of money to pay for all of my Fantasy Football Leagues. Just saying.

I usually get a little over at Walmart 20 or 30 something not that noticeable. It seems to work for me. Try it and see.

**LuvLargeCheeks** · 11-01-17 23:41

Tough quitting this hobby, even with wife and kids. Maybe if some mongers keep driving up rates in orlando to 150 for 5 minutes LOL then I will be forced to quit.

**Zillow** · 09-02-17 12:07

Originally Posted by PronDragon [View Original Post]

I've read the forum for a long time and thought about venturing out but long story short my wife watches me like a hawk and then I have concerns about picking up a STD and how exactly to explain that (doesn't help that I haven't used a condom in 20 years heh). What do you guys do to deal with checking for STD's and what's the plan for if you catch one? Just fess up? Thanks!

In CA, I used free clinics to get STD screened. Those records will not get linked to your regular health care provider's records. The clinic can also prescribe treatment if you need it, assuming you got something curable.

**TittyManCam** · 09-02-17 07:48

Originally Posted by HornyToad123 [View Original Post]

I've had two providers say to me that I'm much younger than their usual clients.

I find that hard to believe because I am 42 years old.

Is that really the case? Are the majority of you mongers old farts?

Never posted here before as I'm not married but I am 34 and have been told by just about all the chics I've seen I'm on the younger side for sure. I'd say you're slightly under the average age to as most have told me their typical client is in his late 40's and above. They actually prefer that as some won't even see a guy my age.

TMC.

**HornyToad123** · 09-01-17 21:32

I've had two providers say to me that I'm much younger than their usual clients.

I find that hard to believe because I am 42 years old.

Is that really the case? Are the majority of you mongers old farts?

**HornyToad123** · 09-01-17 21:30

Originally Posted by PronDragon [View Original Post]

I've read the forum for a long time and thought about venturing out but long story short my wife watches me like a hawk and then I have concerns about picking up a STD and how exactly to explain that (doesn't help that I haven't used a condom in 20 years heh). What do you guys do to deal with checking for STD's and what's the plan for if you catch one? Just fess up? Thanks!

Use a condom. Wash dick. Rinse and repeat.

**PronDragon** · 08-05-17 14:14

I've read the forum for a long time and thought about venturing out but long story short my wife watches me like a hawk and then I have concerns about picking up a STD and how exactly to explain that (doesn't help that I haven't used a condom in 20 years heh). What do you guys do to deal with checking for STD's and what's the plan for if you catch one? Just fess up? Thanks!

**RoadWarrior2K** · 08-04-17 22:31

Originally Posted by BigSurf [View Original Post]

Hi all. I'm curious how you fellow married gentlemen finance this hobby and how you manage to keep it undisclosed. I feel like I'd partake more often if I had a better system of getting my hands on cash without notice. Our finances are shared and she does a pretty good job of tracking our dollars. One of her better qualities is her knack for budgeting and keeping our money in line. Just curious if anyone else has to get creative to fund their extracurricular activities.

I'm nowhere near as lucky as Fulton Guy, but I sort of do what OrlFun does. I don't get cash back, but I budget more than I need, and like FG, I also manage the budget and pay all the bills. Each week the SO and I each have an amount of money to spend. I buy everything mostly with a cash rewards credit card, so this leaves about 90% of my weekly allotment for fun.

**MisterFixIt** · 08-04-17 13:58

Originally Posted by BigSurf [View Original Post]

Hi all. I'm curious how you fellow married gentlemen finance this hobby and how you manage to keep it undisclosed. I feel like I'd partake more often if I had a better system of getting my hands on cash without notice. Our finances are shared and she does a pretty good job of tracking our dollars. One of her better qualities is her knack for budgeting and keeping our money in line. Just curious if anyone else has to get creative to fund their extracurricular activities.

This time of year I generally take out large sums of money to pay for all of my Fantasy Football Leagues. Just saying.

**MarinaGfe** · 07-30-17 23:55

Originally Posted by Camera3 [View Original Post]

Read reviews on MarinaGFE. She may very well be what you are looking for, plus a genuine PSE.

C3.

Bring tequila LOL.

**Camera3** · 07-18-17 08:53

Originally Posted by HornyToad123 [View Original Post]

Can someone point me in the direction of a short fat ass Latina with brown / tan skin? Or is that too much to ask for? LOL.

I am VERY new to this game, and I like what I see so far on the USA Adult classifieds but wondering if something I'm specifically looking for exists. Surely they must! This is Orlando after all.

Read reviews on MarinaGFE. She may very well be what you are looking for, plus a genuine PSE.

C3.

**PompanoGuy** · 07-17-17 22:49

Originally Posted by FultonGuy [View Original Post]

I manage our finances, but we discuss significant outlays before we jointly approve them.

My ex and I used to rush to spend my paychecks. One day she came home with a $1200 pair of Louboutin shoes. The next day I went out and bought a two seat BMW convertible for a family of three. At that point, we pretty much knew the marriage was over. She's still my best friend though.