Baltimore Mongering Basics - for Newbies

[Bunker Buster]

Excellent post!

Originally Posted by BlindSandal
Here is an excellent video about why you should never talk to the police:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

The irony is that the advice being posted here to keep mongers safe while engaging in fornication, sodomy, adultery, and other lustful, sinful activity, is from a lecture at Regent School of Law in Virginia Beach, originally known as "Christian Broadcasting Network University," founded by Pat Robertson. LOL.

True story.

[Baltoman]

Excellent post!

Baltoman.

Should you ever run into the law in a parking lot or worse a notel room you have to be very careful what you say to John Law. They know what you are doing and they are very good at letting people think if you tell them the truth you might be able to slide. The truth of the matter is that anything you tell a police officer will be used to prosecute you.

Almost always one should answer a police question with,"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?" One does not need to answer a question, just because it is being asked by a police officer. The more anyone talks with a police officer the more likely that the person will say something that may incriminate them in a crime. If the police keep pushing you to respond to their queries then invoke, 'I'm going to remain silent. I would like to see a lawyer. '. Then don't talk to the police! STFU! You can't possibly say the wrong thing to a police officer if you remain silent.

It is meant to be intimidating when John Law come speeding across the parking lot, jumps out of a car and start berating you with questions. They are trying to scare bully and cajole you into saying something that will implicate you in a crime. If the police have enough information to arrest you then you are going to jail.

You cannot talk the police out of arresting you. Your wicked uncle LEO will never say,"Oh you banged a 9, well that's different. Here is $10 go have a beer on me. ".

Don't lie to the police. If the police ask you which room you came from then respond with,"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?" It is none of their business which room you came from. If the police can arrest you for something else and they can prove that you lied to an officer during the encounter then the judge will give you extra jail time for lying.

Do not run from the police. Running from the police will give the police probable cause and they will go on a fishing trip trying to find out what crimes you could have possibly committed.

Keep your car locked when you are stopped next to or near your car. Never consent to a search of your vehicle when an officer asks to search your car. State clearly,"Officer, I know you are doing your job but I don't consent to searches. " Don't let John Law talk you into letting them search your car. No matter what officer friendly says, never consent to a search. Once you tell an officer that they can search your car then you make yourself liable for whatever is found in the car, whether it yours, your kids or your temporary girlfriend. I know you are just doing your job officer but I don't consent to searches.

Always be polite when dealing with the police. Throw in as many, Yes sir, No Sir, and Thank you as possible. While you may be dealing with an asshole or cocksucker there is not need to inform the people with clubs, mace, taser and guns that they are assholes. Like everybody else officers have bad days and fights with their wives in the morning. Push them far enough and you will get the Rodney King beat down special. If you are lucky someone will video your encounter, if you are unlucky you might end up a cripple in prison.

When on a poontang prowl break as few laws as possible. Stop at stop signs. Use turns signals. Don't carry 420. No open alcohol in the car. No speeding.

After you get the room number from a lady you are about to go see, while in the the hotel parking lot you need to delete all the recent calls and texts which were sent and received. Leave your phone locked and powered off in your car before visiting your lady at her notel.

Once you are in a hotel room should the lady not participate in police check or just start asking you what you want to do this is a red flag that you may be in a very bad situation. Especially if the lady is in her street clothes not sexy lingerie. You need to leave.

Here is an excellent video about why you should never talk to the police:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

There is an excellent web site which sells two very good videos on how to deal with police encounters:

http://www.flexyourrights.org/

"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?

BS.

[BlindSandal]

Should you ever run into the law in a parking lot or worse a notel room you have to be very careful what you say to John Law. They know what you are doing and they are very good at letting people think if you tell them the truth you might be able to slide. The truth of the matter is that anything you tell a police officer will be used to prosecute you.

Almost always one should answer a police question with,"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?" One does not need to answer a question, just because it is being asked by a police officer. The more anyone talks with a police officer the more likely that the person will say something that may incriminate them in a crime. If the police keep pushing you to respond to their queries then invoke, 'I'm going to remain silent. I would like to see a lawyer. '. Then don't talk to the police! STFU! You can't possibly say the wrong thing to a police officer if you remain silent.

It is meant to be intimidating when John Law come speeding across the parking lot, jumps out of a car and start berating you with questions. They are trying to scare bully and cajole you into saying something that will implicate you in a crime. If the police have enough information to arrest you then you are going to jail.

You cannot talk the police out of arresting you. Your wicked uncle LEO will never say,"Oh you banged a 9, well that's different. Here is $10 go have a beer on me. ".

Don't lie to the police. If the police ask you which room you came from then respond with,"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?" It is none of their business which room you came from. If the police can arrest you for something else and they can prove that you lied to an officer during the encounter then the judge will give you extra jail time for lying.

Do not run from the police. Running from the police will give the police probable cause and they will go on a fishing trip trying to find out what crimes you could have possibly committed.

Keep your car locked when you are stopped next to or near your car. Never consent to a search of your vehicle when an officer asks to search your car. State clearly,"Officer, I know you are doing your job but I don't consent to searches. " Don't let John Law talk you into letting them search your car. No matter what officer friendly says, never consent to a search. Once you tell an officer that they can search your car then you make yourself liable for whatever is found in the car, whether it yours, your kids or your temporary girlfriend. I know you are just doing your job officer but I don't consent to searches.

Always be polite when dealing with the police. Throw in as many, Yes sir, No Sir, and Thank you as possible. While you may be dealing with an asshole or cocksucker there is not need to inform the people with clubs, mace, taser and guns that they are assholes. Like everybody else officers have bad days and fights with their wives in the morning. Push them far enough and you will get the Rodney King beat down special. If you are lucky someone will video your encounter, if you are unlucky you might end up a cripple in prison.

When on a poontang prowl break as few laws as possible. Stop at stop signs. Use turns signals. Don't carry 420. No open alcohol in the car. No speeding.

After you get the room number from a lady you are about to go see, while in the the hotel parking lot you need to delete all the recent calls and texts which were sent and received. Leave your phone locked and powered off in your car before visiting your lady at her notel.

Once you are in a hotel room should the lady not participate in police check or just start asking you what you want to do this is a red flag that you may be in a very bad situation. Especially if the lady is in her street clothes not sexy lingerie. You need to leave.

Here is an excellent video about why you should never talk to the police:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

There is an excellent web site which sells two very good videos on how to deal with police encounters:

http://www.flexyourrights.org/

"Officer, am I being detained or am I free to go?

BS.

[OskarM]

It. Reminds us all of the do and don't items that will keep you out of trouble.

[BlindSandal]

How to Safely ease your way into BP mongering.

You can do a lot of little things to make your first visits with a BP ladies safe and worry free.

Step 1) Buy a burner phone.

You should not even consider using your own cell phone! Sooner or later some lady is going to get noisy in your phone. There should not be any hobby related calls on your cell phone. If you visit enough ladies they will text your number when they get to town. Do you really want to get a text from a BP lady during dinner? Do you really want your old lady checking the cell phone bill to see who you called this month only to find BP ladies. Go down to walmart, best buy or wherever and buy a burner phone (E. G Tracfone). Make sure you purchase the double minutes card along with a 90 day card. Set up your phone and make sure you set up a locking code. Don't use the same code for your burner phone that you use on your regular phone.

The only numbers which should be in the phone are numbers of ladies that you are interested in. There should not be any of your work, friend or relatives numbers saved on the phone. If you want to test the phone call a BP lady and ask her how much to consult with her for a half hour. Don't call your cell phone or home number.

BTW, the last time I went to buy a ninety day extension I was asked for a name and address. They did not ask for ID. Feel free to make up any name and address you want. I know I did.

BTW, this phone should be locked and turned off when not being actively used. If your old lady finds the phone then you don't know whose phone it is. I don't know anything about the phone, it is not mine.

Step 2) Start out seeing ladies with oThER reviews where it says that they look like there photos.

By starting out with well reviewed ladies with good reviews it will allow you to practice with a lady who knows what she is doing and you can practice safely learning the hobby. Pick out a BP lady who already has good reviews and call her on your new burner phone. If you have any special requirements try to choose a lady who will do the things you are interested in doing. If the reviews says the lady doesn't french kiss don't get your panties in a bunch when you get to the room and she won't allow you to french kiss.

DO NOT SEE ANY BP LADIES WITHOUT ANY REVIEWS ESPECIALLY IF THEIR PICTURES ARE OF VERY PRETTY LADIES. Many of these ads are fakes. If you are lucky you will get there and it will be a fat chick. If you are unlucky you will be robbed, scammed or arrested.

Read the lady's reviews. Hopefully they are relatively young compared to you. They have a number of positive reviews which state that they look like their photos. Most of these ladies will be pretty enough and will be great at having sex (They did have good reviews.) thus you will have a good time. However, you need to look as these ladies as an opportunity to practice the hobby safely so when you start doing riskier stuff (seeing ladies with no reviews, .) you will know how to go about in the most careful manner possible.

In the future, research includes googling the ladies phone numbers and the ladies images. It is really necessary if the lady doesn't have any reviews.

Step 3) Preparing for your first date.

Take a shower and brush your teeth. Should you arrive on your first date with a lot of bad odors don't be surprised if either your date ends quickly or she invites you to take a shower.

The first time you see a new lady (new to you) buy a three pack of condoms. It is much better to have them and not need them than not have them and need them.

When on a poontang prowl break as few laws as possible. Stop at stop signs. Use turns signals. Don't carry 420. No open alcohol in the car. Do the speed limit (I know this hurts!)

Step 4) Call the lady on your burner phone to meet her at her hotel or notel.

There are numerous reasons not to have a BP lady come to your house for an outcall when you are learning the hobby. The best one is that if something goes wrong it will not occur at your house.

When you call a BP lady on the phone you should want to cover two areas of information (how much for a half hour and ask them to text you their address). Sometimes BP ladies will post their rates in their ads.

Many of the ladies may ask one of these common questions:

A) Are you a cop or are you affiliated with law enforcement?

B) How old are you?

C) What race are you?

D) How long is it going to take you to get to their place?

E) how long do you want to visit?

F) How much do you weigh?

Do not ever talk about any sex acts on the phone. A lady in the know will hang up on you and block your phone number (as well they should). If you ever talk about a specific sex act and a set amount of money in a call with a lady then you have just set yourself and the lady up for a solicitation charge. All carnal details must be worked out in the room once a level of trust has been established between you and your lady friend.

If someone on the other end of the phone talks about any sex act then you should not go see them. Hang up on them and call some other lady.

Do not book an hour the first time you see a lady. When you meet a lady for the first time you want to see if you get along with the lady. A half hour is plenty of time to figure out if you want to visit the lady ever again.

BTW, pay only in cash. Any time someone talks about payment in anything other than cash think scam. You may not know what the scam is but rest assured that the only fucking which will occur is to your bank. Real escorts prefer cash.

Step 5) Check out the hotel or notel environment when you arrive.

Drive around and see what is going on. The less people in the parking lot the better. There should not be any police squad cars.

Once you are satisfied that everything seems normal enough then call the lady and let her know you are in the parking lot.

If you are lucky she will tell you to come on up to room such and such. She may tell you it will be a couple of minutes. A couple of minutes may mean two or it may mean ten minutes. That is right, you may have been driving for a half hour and now once your here she is going to take a shower. Oh well, it is what it is. Until she calls you back you wait. I sometimes wait in the parking lot next door.

Oh yeah you get to the parking lot and the lady doesn't answer her phone. Guess who double booked? Guess who got to the notel second?

Sometimes the lady wants you to describe your car. You may not get in to see her if she doesn't like your piece of shit car.

When the lady calls you back and gives you her room number then you should repeat the room number back to her slowly.

Clean all the phone calls and texts from this event from your burner and leave it in the car powered off.

The lady may ask you to call her when you get to the floor from which she is staying on. She wants to take a look at you before she will open the door. I like to tell the lady as a security precaution I never bring my cell phone to a meeting. Most times a lady will give you her room number at this point.

Step 6) Only bring the agreed upon cash for your consultation and maybe 10 $ extra for a possible tip.

Lock your wallet and other valuables in your car. Only bring the amount of money which was agreed upon for your half hour meeting. It is OK to bring $10 to tip the lady if you enjoy yourself. Do not bring extra money or valuables to a room with a lady you have never met. You can't loose what you don't bring.

You need to have a man to little man talk before you go up into a notel room. Make sure when you get to the room:

A) The lady in the room matches the lady in the BP ad.

B) The price on the call is the price you are going to pay.

The little man needs to understand if the reviewed lady from the ad does not match her photos (and the review states her photos are real) then it is time to leave. Excuse yourself, my mistake and leave. If you get to the room and the price changes then you tell the lady I brought the agreed upon amount. If that won't do then I have to leave. Then leave. Don't let the little man talk you in to staying when things are not as they should be. When things are awry feel free to leave. The little man may want to stay, don't listen to the little man when things are wrong.

I know some ladies never use their own photos. Don't start out with ladies who don't look like their photos. It is one less thing to worry about.

Step 7) Meeting your BP lady.

You are on your way up to her room or house.

Be aware some ladies may give you the wrong room number or address as a strange security measure.

I have given wrong addresses and wrong room numbers. So you could be knocking on the wrong door when the door next to it opens and you are ushered in. So far I have not run into anyone who said, "Hey asshole, what the fuck do you want?

Most of the time you get to the right door. You knock and a lovely young lady lets you in.

Hopefully the lady latches the door behind you. If she doesn't ask her if it is ok to latch the door. If she says no, then you should say goodbye. You don't want anyone coming into the room while you are indisposed in the room. Many times when you come in you might get a hug. It is too soon to start making out with the lady. A little hug is fine.

Ask your lady friend if anyone is in the bathroom? Whether she says yes or no. You need to go check the bathroom, any large cabinets or closets for other people. Once you have verified it is just the two of you then you can move on to the police check.

A police check allows you and the lady to trust that neither of you are not cops. You can say something to the lady like, You are a very pretty lady may I stroke your private area? If she says nothing repeat the question slowly. If she doesn't answer or says no. Apologize for being rude and leave. When she gives you the go ahead then lightly stroke her why and boobs. She will probably stoke your groin. Don't skip the police check just because you recognize her from her photos and she has reviews. She will feel more comfortable after you have proved you are not a cop.

BTW, I have had spent sessions with extra ladies in the other bed and in the bathroom. Since I started hobbying, I have found that I have been fairly comfortable with things I never thought would happen. I probably would not be comfortable a guy or kids in the room. However, other ladies why not. You should only do what you are comfortable with.

8) Exchange information about your wants and her limitations.

No matter what your wants are her limitations trump your wants. Respect the ladies limits. Just because you paid for a half hour of her time doesn't mean she has to do whatever you want as your love slave. You should have done better research about her dos and don'ts.

Oh yeah, she wants to get paid. Some ladies will make it very clear that you need to drop the cash and swoop down on it 1/10 of a second after it hits the table. Other ladies are still wary of john law and will be happy you drop the cash on the counter but they may not touch it during the session. Do not directly hand the cash to the lady.

9) You do whatever.

10) It is over once you blow your load.

You will notice that a lady will give you a big smile right after you orgasm. That is because she has fulfilled her end of the bargain. Time to clean up, make a little small talk, get dressed, take a pee, get a hug thank her and leave. You paid for up to a half hour. If you blow your load in the first 5 minutes then your half hour is almost up. There are no two pops in a half hour. An occasional lady will ask you to hang out but most ladies think it is time for you to go.
BS.

[B More Monger]

This area seemed very helpful, is there an area for tips on avoiding LE?

[Rapid]

I found some food for thought in this guy's post. Nothing new, but a lot of old advice put together in a useful read.

#2651 General Reports, San Diego board, Jan. 18,2014.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...400&viewfull=1#post1985400.

[Doe Us]

http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRu...nds-21/9373171

So this ad piqued my interest and decided to TOFTT, what a waste of time and more importantly money. I should have stuck with my go to girls that I have on rotation. Lackluster mechanical performance, not girl in pics, her roommate may be the one in the bottom pic, but her two-hand massage for that price point is not even justifiable. I will skip this one with a plumb, and rub one our on your own. Trust me you are better for it. Skip.

[DrBang]

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[DirecTv1234]

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[MrHappyFace77]

A lot of the BP providers stay out by BWI. You could probably go room to room.

If your not driving and your already at BWI hotel your best bet is get a escort, There plenty of them that stay around there if your looking to have a little fun with a female, check out BP site you will pay a little more tho.

[SexyBoy124]

Should your nomination get seconded I will most humbly accept. I thank you for your support.

Benchseats Rock

I will second that nomination too as a senior member.

[NotJustADick]

Helped a lot for a newb trying to figure out where to start.

https://mapsengine.google.com/map/ed...o.kEVJFu-qc7JA

PM or reply with new areas- looking to fill in Dundaulk.

[Hugh Jardon]

A lot of the BP providers stay out by BWI. You could probably go room to room.

Quite true. I've been to just about every mid to low budget motel out there visiting BP girls.

[Johnny Stales]

I don't know what thread to post this in. And I'm probably going to sound like a newb. I apologize in advance!

I booked a last-minute trip which gives me one night in Baltimore. I wanted to stay in the downtown / Harbor area but I had one too many drinks, bought a room via Priceline and, like the dumbass that I am, ended up with a hotel near BWI instead of downtown. Shit! I do not know the Baltimore area at all. And now I'm not sure what to do with my one evening there.

I guess my options are:

1) Hope there's a decent, very friendly SC or MP near the hotel (walking or short cab ride).

2) Quickly browse the personals for outcall. I'm very picky (young, white, cute, spinner), not a lot of spare change, and have little time to do intel.

3) Rent a car.

4) Hole up in hotel room and watch TV for the night.

Any info / suggestions to this rushed, generic inquiry appreciated.

BTW Browsing the threads, you Baltimore mongers sound friendlier than we in Vegas!

A lot of the BP providers stay out by BWI. You could probably go room to room.