Massage Parlor Reports

[Computer Luvvv]

Hey, has any one been to this place lately? I hage not been there since last summer and was wondering if it is still open and if so, are the pickings gooc/nice? I am gonna start being over in that area quite often and was just wondering (hit me up via the back channels.

Thx

[Hate Veggies]

What? Is this true? I'm a senior member coming to visit your area during that time? What is one to do? I've been reading this board for three weeks in preparation for my trip and only will have one chance to get out and have fun. Is there anyone else that you wonderful and wise senior members recommend? It seemed to be that the best choice was Rose from the past posts. Thanks for any imputs. Take care and play safe.

[Commuter05]

Rose had already received the standard fare! She wanted MORE MORE MORE!!!

If the standard # of Jacksons (3+5) isn't enough then somebody should make it clear what is expected.

[Roamin Roman]

Seems you & I may have had slightly different experiences, Sleaze. I can't/won't deny what you say --- after all, the monger is the customer and is in-charge as long as he holds the cash-ola. I'm simply saying that, unless a gal has given BAD service (as opposed to not being the best looker in the place), it's sometimes better to accept the gal and go for the session unless the gal is a total cow or has some other terminal quality about her. Sometimes, you'll find a diamond in the rough. It's worked with me on more than one occasion. As for making appointments, I've seldom found that NOT to work. Again, as with anything in this hobby though, YMMV. I can only speak from my own experiences.

R::R

In the AMP, just like in ANY other business, YOU are in charge! If the business tries to provide you a substandard product (girl you do not feel attracted to, maybe) then YOU have the right of refusal.

Don't let me or anyone else bully you into taking on anything you do not like or want.

I have asked for a different girl a few times and all that stuff about "losing face" is simply not true.

YOU are the customer! You must be satisfied to the greatest extent possible!

Also - you should always commend the beauty and talents of the girl you choose and pump up her ego and feelings from the time you give her the $60 until the time she gives you some candy on the way out. THAT is most important! If you are expecially happy with her, tell the manager too!

AND - forget about making appointments. That has never worked for most people here.

JJ

[Computer Luvvv]

Not every recon mission ends in success.

Having found scant info and zero recent reports/post on this venue, I thought that I would drop and see if I could generate some new report material:

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151

I was in the vacinity of Georgetown University and dropped by this address.

It's closed, no one answers the phone and the building appears to be For Sale. Cross it off The List and remove it from The Database.

I haven't visited any AMPs recently. That's because I am still basking in the glow of a recent trip to Tokyo. Even though Tokyo can be quite expensive, the quality is off the charts.

Still, I will need my K-Girl fix and I plan to drop by one of my favorite KMPs/AMPs soon.

The Last time I went there, It was in Arlington off of 66. (I went to new location about a year ago). I don't know if she's still open.

[Roamin Roman]

Commuter05,

I gotta agree with Sleaze. Unless you do the right thing (I. E. , return and bring Rose a double tip, without asking for any further service when you do so), you are simply a Class A turd. And you sure as heck ain't gonna get any intel from the rest of the members here.

If a monger makes an honest mistake, and thought he had sufficient funds but come to find out that (ooops! ) he didn't, then he is obliged to rectify that. It does happen.-- I know, because it happened to me. Once!.-- but you must correct the situation pronto! When it happened to me, I went to the nearest ATM, withdrew the right amount for tip plus extra, and went right back. I'll admit, when I did that the girl was very surprised (she thought I would just skip out). But, when I returned to that AMP on future visits, I was always viewed as a trustworthy customer and never had a bad experience there. (Even got FS on a few occasions, without asking for it! And this was in NoVA, in Fairfax.)

So, do the right thing, right NOW. Don't prove to be what it appears you are. Okay?

R: R

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

[Computer Luvvv]

Hi,

I have been to AMPs for awhile now. I am looking for something different, perhaps non-asian I guess.

Anyway I was at ero dc and came across some "body rub" ads. Can anyone tell me what exactly it is?

Thanks a bunch!

Check out TER or EROSDC.

[Sleazebum]

Commuter05:

You best commute your cheap butt on somewhere else! It is bums like you who make things hard for the rest of us AND encourage higher prices to make up for the losses you creeps cause!

IF you are any kind of a man you WILL take the normal tip of $100.00 PLUS another $100.00 and present that gift to Rose along with a sincere apology!

I cannot decide if you are truly cheap or you are simply STUPID to fail to check your funds BEFORE taking advantage of these women!

I hope you see fit to make it up to her PLUS!

At least, if you do something that hateful or stupid you should be too ashamed of yourslf to post it!

BUM!!!

JJ

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

[Bertoni212]

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

You should be ashamed of yourself!

[Ginger Man]

[QUOTE=Commuter05]Before:
"Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip."

I hope I am misunderstanding you. Are you saying you only brought $60? With nothing for the provider? if so you are in the wrong big time! They ONLY make money on tips. You need to RTFF and understand the rules.

If I am wrong, and you are talking about a tip over and above the standard tip, then forgive me, it was unclear.

[Commuter05]

Before:

Arrived late Sat PM. Probably not a good choice as the place was busy. (Don't you mongers have anything better to do?) Asked for Rose and was told she was in the middle of another important assignment. Rose is one busy lady. Maybe too busy? Mamasan suggested Sophie, but I said I would rather wait for Rose.

During:

After a half hour or so, the famous Rose arrives. Wow what service, I'm giving her a 9+! She is everything she is advertised to be. Although I didn't think she was as attractive as reported, I'll give her a 6.5.

After:

Now I must emphasize that Rose took had taken her time and delivered as promised and even more! When the festivities had wound down, she starts hinting about a tip. Honestly, she deserved one. Ought oh, I had only brought the standard fare and nothing more. I mentioned that I would post and that would get her more customers. She said something like, "I don't like it." She repeated that a few times. Rose goes on and on about the tip. Even during the walk out. Thankfully, Mamasan comes to the rescue and escorts us to the exit. Thank you Mamasan!!!

Vivi vs Rose:
Service: unquestionably Rose
Appearance: Vivi
Conversation: unquestionably Vivi
Size: Rose is smaller (interpret as desired)
Overall: Vivi

Rose is going on a two week vacation soon, but indicated that she will return.

[Sashimi]

Some places, like supra, ask for house fee before you have even seen the provider. Don't hand over house fee until you at least have some idea what you are getting. On the other hand don't expect a provider to explain what services she will provide. It is obviously not a good idea for her to explain that.

One place, didn't even ask me for service fee until after service was provided. It hard to find that kind of professionalism anywhere! Long live Korea!

I find a majority of AMPS will ask for the house fee up front, (I always give the house fee to the provider and not the mamasan), and take the service fee or tip at the end of the session. (moreso, if you are a steady customer). I usually turn down proposals when they ask for all the money upfront, but it is pretty difficult to get out of a deal when they collect the fee up front and then after you agree on the level of service they ask for their tip up front. When you walk out on this arrangement you could lose .6. You will also find that when they want all the money up front you will usually get bad service. That is why they want it all up front because they know they can't provide quality service.

[Corsair88]

Thanks Mongers.

I'm headed back to DC shortly and was wondering about 14k.

You've confirmed that it's alive and well.

Rose seems to be the board favorite these days.

Any others highly recommended?

What about any to avoid?

Now, for a trick...what if I get a therapist that I don't like?

How do you handle this? Can you switch, ask for a change, or just tough it out? In the past, I've usually been so nervous I just went with it. And, yeah, sometimes the gals that aren't as popular or hot give a little extra effort. But I'll try to go with the wisdom on here.

What about appointments at AMPs? Is this unheard of?

Or might it be a way to make sure I get to meet Rose?

I haven't have a rose but I like playing in the olympics down in Rio with Gina. BTW, found this link at the SF board posted by another member:

http://www.********.net/

IMOHO, its a good intro to the hobby.

[Junky11]

In the AMP, just like in ANY other business, YOU are in charge! If the business tries to provide you a substandard product (girl you do not feel attracted to, maybe) then YOU have the right of refusal.

Don't let me or anyone else bully you into taking on anything you do not like or want.

I have asked for a different girl a few times and all that stuff about "losing face" is simply not true.

YOU are the customer! You must be satisfied to the greatest extent possible!

Also - you should always commend the beauty and talents of the girl you choose and pump up her ego and feelings from the time you give her the $60 until the time she gives you some candy on the way out. THAT is most important! If you are expecially happy with her, tell the manager too!

AND - forget about making appointments. That has never worked for most people here.

JJ

Some places, like supra, ask for house fee before you have even seen the provider. Don't hand over house fee until you at least have some idea what you are getting. On the other hand don't expect a provider to explain what services she will provide. It is obviously not a good idea for her to explain that.

One place, didn't even ask me for service fee until after service was provided. It hard to find that kind of professionalism anywhere! Long live Korea!

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from July 2007 to September 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 7/12/08

Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House) (61)
====================
Sue - 9/29/07 - DickAllMighty (?)
Michelle - 9/28/07- BigTime3 (+)
??? - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (+)
Cocoa - 9/25/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Cocoa - 9/21/07 - Brdscttech (+)
Susie - 9/21/07 - Pcpc1688 (+)
Shari - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (+)
June - 8/31/07 - Dr Bombay (+)
Coco - 8/27/07 - Linkletter2420 (+)
Connie - 8/25/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Kay - 8/23/07 - Jack Bones (+)
??? - 8/22/07 - Bseeks (+)
??? - 8/15/07 - Bseeks (?)CH
Kay - 8/14/07 - Pipes (+)
Michelle/Kay - 8/12/07 - Blue Flag (+/+)
Kay - 8/10/07 - Roamin Roman (+)
Kay - 8/7/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
??? (Nari) - 8/7/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)CH
Julie - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (+)
Kay - 8/1/07 - Gregster (+)
Nari - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/29/07 - Stimpson J Cat (+)1333
May - 7/28/07 - Roamin Roman (+)Green
Pink - 7/26/07 - Hawkeye in Md (+)Green
Nari - 7/20/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)CH
Sue - 7/19/07 - Jack Bones (+)
May - 7/17/07 - MrSargent (+)Green/Carriage
Suzie - 7/16/07 - Corsair88 (?)Green
May - 7/16/07 - DCrez (+)GHS
Suzie - 7/16/07 - CabDriver52(+)Green
Misha - 7/12/07 - Jack Bones (+)Green
Pepsi - 7/11/07 - Iceholeg (+)green
Pepsi - 7/5/07 - Max #01 (+)green
Pepsi - 7/10/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)CH
Pepsi - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (+)CH
Suji - 7/8/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (=)CH
Sue - 7/4/07 - Yankovich (+)GHS


Supra (39)
=====
Pepsi - 9/24/07 - Corsair88 (+)
Pepsi - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (-)
Nana - 9/20/07 - Paniki (+)
Nana - 9/18/07 - Horsetrader (-)
Mickey - 9/17/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)
Nana - 9/17/07 - Jack B Nimble (?)
Nana - 9/8/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Nana - 9/7/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
nana - 9/3/07 - Hominem (+)
Coco - 8/16/07 - Macphisto (?)
Gigi - 8/16/07 - Original Gster (+)
closed - 8/1/07 - Dj Listro
Suzie - 7/31/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (?)
??? - 7/19/07 - Big Dawg1087 (-)
Suzie - 7/12/07 - Freshly Snipes (
BeBe - 7/9/07 - HotFootTeddy (-)
Coco - 7/5/07 - Freshly Snipes (?) 1333
Coco - 7/2/07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)


1413 (14k, sky) (41)
====
Micky - 9/30/07 - Baltimonger (+)
Micky - 9/28/07 - Bobby M (-)
Micky - 9/22/07 - Crew dawg (+)
Suse - 9/16/07 - CabDriver52 (+)
Mickey - 9/12/07 - Freebie Bean (+)
Mickey - 9/11/07 - Marcote (+)
Happy - 9/5/07 - Crew Dawg (+)
Young - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
Happy - 8/22/07 - Artifackt (+)
Young - 8/15/07 - Ginger Man (?)
Young - 8/10/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Young - 7/27/07 - Paniki (+)
Tina - 7/19/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Young - 7/6/07 - Dr Bombay (-)
Emma - 7/5/07 - Sleazebum (+)


Gold (IHC,Mini) (37)
=========
Connie - 9/19/07 - Scorpio Rising (?)
Lucky - 9/18/07 - LoveLOS (+)
Lucky - 9/13/07 - CapeCodCory (?)
Kelly - 9/7/07 - Any Mouse (+)
Lucky - 8/20/07 - Papasan1 (+)
Yo-yo - 8/17/07 - Max Beelyun (?)
Julie - 8/5/07 - RavensFan (-)
June - 7/31/07 - Saiyen (-)
Coco/Bebe - 7/29/08 - Navy One (-/+)
Yuki - 7/28/07 - Sam 69 (+)
Coco - 7/22/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Coco - 7/21/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Nana - 7/13/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Nana - 7/12/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Coco - 7/11/07 - Jake JJ 1492 (-)
Tara - 7/8/07 - Houkahhokum - (?)


Royal (22)
=====
Judy - 9/7/07 - Tipster2 (+)
Bebe - 9/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (?)
CeCce - 9/3/07 - Bubba Ray (+)
Bebe - 9/3/07 - Superman06 (+)
Hana - 8/24/07 - Big Daddy Done (+)
Hana - 8/23/07 - Ian Dokaebi (+)
Yumi - 8/7/07 - Mr Bojangles (-)
Yumi - 8/3/07 - Dis Joint (?)
Anna - 7/13/07 - Big Dawg 1087 (+)
Anna - 7//07 - Ian Dokkaebi (+)
Jenny - 7/4/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)


Happiness (han-sol)(10)
=========
Yong - 9/28/07 - Jack B Nimble (+)
hana - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (+)
Angie - 9/14/07 - Bildo (+)
CeCe - 8/31/07 - VanDriver (+)
Nikki - 8/22/07 - Saiyen (+)
CeCe - 8/10/07 - LoveLOS (?)
CeCe - 8/4/07 - Getrich (?)
Hana - 8/2/07 - Big Dawg1087 (+)

1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM)
=========================
Lucky - 7/11/07 - Dis Joint (+)
Lucky - 7/9/07 - EightTrack65 (+)
Lilly - 7/6/07 - Iceholeg (+)

H&H (2)
===
??? - 9/6/07 - Freshly Snipes (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (2)
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??? - 9/26/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)

Thearpy @ M street
==================
Lilly - 7/13/07 - Chaz (?)

Paradise
========
Honey - 8/23/07 - Digger2 (+)

Ziegfield's
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??? - 7/1/07 - Seven Eleven (+)

Electronic sheep
================
multiple names, no addys - 8/15/07 - Android ()all dreams

Youngs/venus (2352) (4)
===================
Yuri - 9/28/07 - Fatpig (?)

Rio (olympic) (9)
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Jade - 9/11/07 - Nova Guy (?)





Not Enough Info
+++++++++++++++
???
==
Cindy - 9/28/07 - BigTime3 (+) near Hard Rock
Sue - 9/26/07 - DickallMighty (-)
Angel - 9/23/07 - Paychex (-)510
Cherry or peaches - 9/22/07 - Marlo (?)4th floor
Sonny - 9/16/07 - Xsailor (+) near U st
Jay - 9/12/07 - Dr Bombay (+)Rio?
Kaylee - 9/7/07 - Va2006 (-) M st
Kay - 9/2/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)
Tina - 8/28/07 - BigTime3 (?)
Eliza - 7/26/07 - Laxman #2 (+)
Phoebe - 7/24/07 - Hit and Run (+) M street
Suzie - 7/23/07 - Navy One (?)
Suzie - 7/21/07 - Islandhopper97 (+)1333
bebe - 7/19/07 - EightTrack65 (?) M st, not sure which one
??? - 7/3/07 - VanDriver (+)


Outside the city
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+++++++++++++++
Sakura
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Apple - 7/16/07 - MrSargent (+)



Not Posted on this quarter
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GBT (3), 1818 (1), Eye bar (1), K spa (1), castle (boss,1716 I) (1), Jasmines (1)


Closed Locations
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Neverland (was sun, R.I.P.), 617K (mirage, magic) (1), Sun (29), Ok (8)


Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.