Strip Club Reports

[One Man]

I'll be in Cincy this weekend. What is the best strip club to go to across the river?

Cincinnati itself has managed to run ALL of the strip clubs out of town. Over in Indiana in Lawrenceburg there is a small club known as Concepts. I've been there a few times and it's OK but not great. I believe it's the only club still around that show dancers with actual naked skin in the right places. Concepts is a small and very smoky club. All of the other clubs are in the Newport / Wilder, Ky and they are bikini only.

In Newport there are only two clubs, The Brass Ass at about 6th and Monmouth street and the Brass Bull across the street. The Brass Ass is a fairly large open club with only a minimal area for sort-of, but not really private dancers. While I have had OTC from there 2 or 3 times over the past 8 years, that rarely happens. Out of the clubs you should realize that the girls are not nearly as "pretty" as in the club. The cheapest drink for one of the girls is about $18 for a soft drink and about 5 or 10 minutes of their time, out in the open areas of the club. I can't speak to other drink prices since I never buy more than one or a few of the $18 drinks for the girls. The Brass Bull is a smaller / more intimate club. It is darker club and the dancers will get closer to you. Drink prices are about the same as in the Brass Ass.

In Wilder (on route 9, a few miles inside the I-275 loop there is a small club called the "Playpen". It is a very well lit club with the VIP area having no real privacy. I have no idea about OTC as I have never tried it here as I know one of the Employees. OTC may be available, but the night shift bouncer / door guy is very careful about watching the dancers as they leave to make sure they don't go home with any of the customers. So in the tri-state area, there are still a few clubs, but they are not very much use for anything but watching dancers and buying drinks.

Hope that helps, but remember I am only.

One Man.

[Vinnie Kramer]

Try Indy, Columbus or Lex.

I'll be in Cincy this weekend. What is the best strip club to go to across the river?

[Royal2115]

I'll be in Cincy this weekend. What is the best strip club to go to across the river?

[MarblesKyle]

I had a work event about 15 miles from Lawrenceburg this weekend so myself and some of my colleagues always take this opportunity to dip our toes in the local waters. We typically have a break in the afternoon, where we have always (going back 8 years) gone to concepts during the day for a few drinks before we go to dinner. This year was the first time they've ever been closed. Saturday at 4:00, all closed up and no sign of anyone coming soon. So we moved on to a sports bar down the street and came back later that night. In the last decade this is literally the first time I've ever seen this place closed on a Saturday. Even last year, when COVID was much more of a threat, they were open during the day. Not sure what happened here but it was upsetting.

We made it back around 10 pm that night and it was as you'd expect. Lots of great looking dancers but they weren't really working the room, likely because there was probably 8 dudes plus to every one dancer. It's a nice place to throw dollars on the stage and have beers with your buddies, but it kinda ends there (at least on night shift.) I had a similar experience last year and they year before, but we were able to visit during the day and had a great time.

Pros: Attractive dancers, open pretty late.

Cons: no day shift, dancers preoccupied, crowded.

I'm not writing this place off but I'm certainly adjusting my expectations. You can have fun here but it's more bachelor party type fun, you aren't getting extras or takeout. Sure, takeout is possible anywhere I guess but it would take a lot of effort here.

[OldGoober]

I stopped in on a weekday recently between meetings. Looked to be about 4 or 5 working. Two were obese. One was very pretty in the face but the body was rail thin with saggy skin and no chest. She was wearing a boustierre with cups about 3 sizes too big. Had signs of hard living for a decade or two all over her. Would have probably been a candidate for takeout but I was pressed for time and didn't cross paths with her outside of the stage interaction.

All in all, a C+ experience in comparison to what I'm used to at this place. Didn't expect much so wasn't terribly put out.

I believe Brass Ass is still closed during the days, so I ended my journey after one stop. Concepts is just a bar now, I hear.

The Brass Ass is open during the day after 2 pm.

[MarblesKyle]

Went to the playpen at 4 pm today. $5 cover charge, Budweiser was $4. There were 5-6 girls there, Allie was head and shoulders above the rest. Got a half hour VIP with her for $120, talked about extras but she wasn't having it.

I stopped in on a weekday recently between meetings. Looked to be about 4 or 5 working. Two were obese. One was very pretty in the face but the body was rail thin with saggy skin and no chest. She was wearing a boustierre with cups about 3 sizes too big. Had signs of hard living for a decade or two all over her. Would have probably been a candidate for takeout but I was pressed for time and didn't cross paths with her outside of the stage interaction.

All in all, a C+ experience in comparison to what I'm used to at this place. Didn't expect much so wasn't terribly put out.

I believe Brass Ass is still closed during the days, so I ended my journey after one stop. Concepts is just a bar now, I hear.

[MrJones829]

Went to the playpen at 4 pm today. $5 cover charge, Budweiser was $4. There were 5-6 girls there, Allie was head and shoulders above the rest. Got a half hour VIP with her for $120, talked about extras but she wasn't having it.

[ShadowStriker]

Popped in Concepts in IN back a few weeks ago.

Cover $5.

Beer $5.

All the dancers were sitting in a corner, not taking to anyone. 1 looked like Dennis Rodmans sister. A few so so ones. The rest I wouldn't pick up if they offered. Done with this place.

Sorry you had that experience. I was up from Louisville a couple of times this month because I had to work in Covington & I went on recommendation & I thought it was a pretty good time considering what I thought it would be when I saw the club. Far better than the Louisville drink hustle too. LOL.

[MarblesKyle]

Strip clubs for me is about drinking some beer with your friends, having tittties rubbed in your face and getting a few lap dances. You could get away with a lot more touchy feely stuff about 10-15 years ago. The ones around here have always sucked. We used to take road trips to Brads Brass Flamingo couple times a year and even used to play in their golf outings. But I guess if I lived close enough to one I could see myself trying to work on some take out.

For the guys who can't look at pussy without having to have sex or jerk off. Yes, strip clubs are not for you. I prefer a strip club atmosphere over a traditional sports bar or dive bar any day of the week. Many times I will go in and spend under forty bucks, spending about 20 on drinks and 20 on singles I throw on the stage. I'd spend the same amount in a dive bar, anyway. While I may always be on the hunt for a UTR, I'm not pumping hundreds into the club or trying to get extras every time I walk in. If I don't see anything I like, I tighten up the wallet. I love the hunt, and I love being around WG, so I love clubs. Even bikini bars. I am able to separate a trip to a club from a trip to get my rocks off, though. Some cannot do that.

[MontyCliff]

As much as I love pussy, I've never been tempted to do strip clubs. I'm a firm believer in finishing what you start when it comes to sex. And going through all that foreplay arousal to more often than not go home and take cold showers, jerk off, or fuck your tired old lady sounds like something guys with low self esteem issues would do. They remind me of the real life version of Playboy magazine, where there's a frustrating amount of emphasis on feeding women's desire for attention and ego, vs the man's desire for actual fucking.

To quote Jethro Burns. "No sense lathering up, if you're not going to shave".

[Dillsborodave]

As much as I love pussy, I've never been tempted to do strip clubs. I'm a firm believer in finishing what you start when it comes to sex. And going through all that foreplay arousal to more often than not go home and take cold showers, jerk off, or fuck your tired old lady sounds like something guys with low self esteem issues would do. They remind me of the real life version of Playboy magazine, where there's a frustrating amount of emphasis on feeding women's desire for attention and ego, vs the man's desire for actual fucking.

Strip clubs for me is about drinking some beer with your friends, having tittties rubbed in your face and getting a few lap dances. You could get away with a lot more touchy feely stuff about 10-15 years ago. The ones around here have always sucked. We used to take road trips to Brads Brass Flamingo couple times a year and even used to play in their golf outings. But I guess if I lived close enough to one I could see myself trying to work on some take out.

[MarblesKyle]

Popped in Concepts in IN back a few weeks ago.

Cover $5.

Beer $5.

All the dancers were sitting in a corner, not taking to anyone. 1 looked like Dennis Rodmans sister. A few so so ones. The rest I wouldn't pick up if they offered. Done with this place.

This is unfortunate. I'll be out that way for work next month and I'll see if it's any better. I haven't been there in 6 or 7 months but I'm usually happy with the roster compared to what you get in Northern Kentucky. Day shift is always a crap shoot, though.

[Ugly Joe]

Popped in Concepts in IN back a few weeks ago.

Cover $5.

Beer $5.

All the dancers were sitting in a corner, not taking to anyone. 1 looked like Dennis Rodmans sister. A few so so ones. The rest I wouldn't pick up if they offered. Done with this place.

[MarblesKyle]

The cover at The Playpen is up to $10, that being said prices for lap dances and VIP are still a lot lower than those at the Bull and Ass. The one on the east side of Monmouth, the Ass I think, they want $60 for a 2 song dance and $180 for 15 minutes in the VIP w / no drinks as part of the package, it takes it out the affordability range, especially since they often have inexperienced dancers there.

In response to BA's post, it's a different experience than others, I enjoy the tease and roaming hands experience with the right dancer myself, but more importantly it's led to many UTR "relationships". It's not a cheap vetting process but it sure can be a fun one!

Hit the pen on a weeknight last week. First time I've been to a club since they cut off the covid relief. Holy sh*t, I've never seen more dancers at that place. I counted 18. Most I've ever seen would have been on a Saturday night and even that would cap out at 10-12. It's amazing what happens when you stop giving people money to stay home.

It was your usual spread of a roster. Ten percent absolute knockouts, twenty five percent hot, fifty percent passable but nothing special, and fifteen percent fat, visibly on drugs or some other form of gross. That's a typical ratio at this place on an evening shift. Just more to choose from now.

Bought a drink for a girl that said she'd only been working 4 days. Said it paid more than door dash. Got a lap dance, and I hinted at takeout paying even better and couldn't get a bite so I moved on. A. 4 investment on her was enough. Not that attractive and definitely inexperienced.

Had another dance with a veteran type. Little bit of baby damage, but still attractive. Easy to talk to, we got along. Indicated takeout wasn't out of the question bit wanted to get to know me better. Normally that means "keep throwing money at me for dances" and nothing more, but she's fun enough to go back next week and give a try. If I fail I'll be out another. 6 for some lap dances with decent mileage. If I succeed I'll have another UTR. I'm so tired of the current provider market right now that I am pretty much only hunting for UTRs and hitting AMPs. All of these junkies and psychos charging four bills for an hour and demanding photos and employment information can kick rocks. I'd rather hunt in person and get screened the old fashioned way.

[JimJaimes]

I haven't been to the Playpen in quite a long time, but I'm surprised their beer prices are up to $5 for a Bud. Last time I was there. And ALL the times before that. A beer was $3. I've also heard there's now a $5 cover charge even during the day, is that right? If so, that combination of price increases doesn't justify that place in my opinion. I never went to the VIP area but in the past it was pretty easy to get a HJ just by buying a girl a drink and sitting in one of the corner booths.

It was also pretty easy to find a girl who would meet on her off days. I'd get some dollar bills, sit at the stage and let them stick their tits in my face. When I found one I'd like I'd ask her to join me and then I just ask if she was open to meeting alone and, if so, how much? All they can do is say "yes" or "no". If they say "yes", get their digits and start making your plans.

The cover at The Playpen is up to $10, that being said prices for lap dances and VIP are still a lot lower than those at the Bull and Ass. The one on the east side of Monmouth, the Ass I think, they want $60 for a 2 song dance and $180 for 15 minutes in the VIP w / no drinks as part of the package, it takes it out the affordability range, especially since they often have inexperienced dancers there.

In response to BA's post, it's a different experience than others, I enjoy the tease and roaming hands experience with the right dancer myself, but more importantly it's led to many UTR "relationships". It's not a cheap vetting process but it sure can be a fun one!