Massage Parlor Reports

**SubwayEatFresh** · 07-05-13 21:53

Originally Posted by Jamba305 [View Original Post]

I've heard nothing but good things about this place so I decided to try out this infamous spot. Tried the full hour for. 069. My masseuse was a cute 20-something Chinese girl by the name of Jessica. Massage was really good, she really on my glutes most if the session, which is a total turn on. On the flip she asked if it was okay to touch me down there which I consented to. She then tells me not to tell her boss about it.

I don't know whether this was a sincere concern or if she was just trying to add to the fantasy and make it forbidden or taboo. Either way the HE was great. She knew how to massage the twins as she stroked the little man. After release she continues to massage the twins and keeps stroking very slowly. Pure ecstasy. Great joint, highly recommend.

Can you PM me the exact address? I know there's two in that area. One is Asiami the other is in a one level suite. I think nubmer 603 or something like that.

**Member #4650** · 07-04-13 17:31

I've heard nothing but good things about this place so I decided to try out this infamous spot. Tried the full hour for. 069. My masseuse was a cute 20-something Chinese girl by the name of Jessica. Massage was really good, she really on my glutes most if the session, which is a total turn on. On the flip she asked if it was okay to touch me down there which I consented to. She then tells me not to tell her boss about it.

I don't know whether this was a sincere concern or if she was just trying to add to the fantasy and make it forbidden or taboo. Either way the HE was great. She knew how to massage the twins as she stroked the little man. After release she continues to massage the twins and keeps stroking very slowly. Pure ecstasy. Great joint, highly recommend.

**Llango28** · 07-03-13 10:36

Originally Posted by Mundo 007 [View Original Post]

It seems to me the best bet down in that area of Central-South Dade is probably Swan Spa on Coral Way and SW 27th Ave. Been there several times and for. 60 HH or. 80 FH you get a great massage with a guaranteed HE no questions asked and no tipping required. Every other place I've visited has been lack luster for that price.

I'll tell you a funny story. Last time I was there I was just passing thru so I went for the HH deal. I was greeted by a mid 20s Korean, not too bad looking but too skinny for my taste, but who was very nice even though she couldn't speak a lick of English. All communication was done thru hand gestures and such with just a few words exchanged. She gave a great massage but prior to the flip I noticed she was applying lube to my buttocks and attempting to stroke my A-hole LOL. Well, I didn't think much of it thinking it was just part of the massage, so by the time she flipped me I was hard as a rock so she proceeded to stroke Jimmy fairly aggressively.

Noticing that I was kind of holding out she then started playing with the Boys, but after about 3 seconds just moved in on my A-hole again, so before I knew it or could say anything the b1tch actually stuck her finger up my ass! I had been violated! LOL! I nutted instantly but did not even feel it cuzz it was like wanting to pee without actually doing so. Definitely the weirdest thing I have ever experienced. I did not know what to say, but the b1tch had this mischievious smile on her face and there was jism splattered all over the side wall. I didn't even feel it but I nutted like a horse LOL! She then said "you like?", and I said "don't ever do that again" but I said it laughing so I'm not sure she got the message. I couldn't help but to just say to myself,"this b1tch just gave me an impromptu prostate massage and I didn't even see it coming LOL". Needless to say next time I'm in that area I'll go there again, but I'll be sure to tell them, in English or by hand signals,"no fingers up the ass!"

When I reviewed this place the first time I warned every one about her LOL, at least with my experience she asked me first of I wanted the finger.

Besides the finger situation this is hands down the best AMP I have visited.

**Member #4860** · 07-02-13 17:22

It seems to me the best bet down in that area of Central-South Dade is probably Swan Spa on Coral Way and SW 27th Ave. Been there several times and for. 60 HH or. 80 FH you get a great massage with a guaranteed HE no questions asked and no tipping required. Every other place I've visited has been lack luster for that price.

I'll tell you a funny story. Last time I was there I was just passing thru so I went for the HH deal. I was greeted by a mid 20s Korean, not too bad looking but too skinny for my taste, but who was very nice even though she couldn't speak a lick of English. All communication was done thru hand gestures and such with just a few words exchanged. She gave a great massage but prior to the flip I noticed she was applying lube to my buttocks and attempting to stroke my A-hole LOL. Well, I didn't think much of it thinking it was just part of the massage, so by the time she flipped me I was hard as a rock so she proceeded to stroke Jimmy fairly aggressively.

Noticing that I was kind of holding out she then started playing with the Boys, but after about 3 seconds just moved in on my A-hole again, so before I knew it or could say anything the b1tch actually stuck her finger up my ass! I had been violated! LOL! I nutted instantly but did not even feel it cuzz it was like wanting to pee without actually doing so. Definitely the weirdest thing I have ever experienced. I did not know what to say, but the b1tch had this mischievious smile on her face and there was jism splattered all over the side wall. I didn't even feel it but I nutted like a horse LOL! She then said "you like?", and I said "don't ever do that again" but I said it laughing so I'm not sure she got the message. I couldn't help but to just say to myself,"this b1tch just gave me an impromptu prostate massage and I didn't even see it coming LOL". Needless to say next time I'm in that area I'll go there again, but I'll be sure to tell them, in English or by hand signals,"no fingers up the ass!"

Originally Posted by ChillyWilly325 [View Original Post]

I think what happened is those girls that have been there for a while, probably been had by guys who promise good tips and after the deed left 20 to 40 on the table, they probably learn from their mistake that s why I don't like seeing the same girl over again unless service was good and I tipped her good.

**Joe Pimp** · 07-02-13 09:38

And not in a good way. The Asian massage in Plaza where Sports Grill is, is just a regular spa no HE at least not for me. The place next to Domino's on 107 was a waste of time also. Got to go south or north for extra mileage.

Originally Posted by Jamba305 [View Original Post]

I go back to this place after 3 weeks during my lunch break (30 minutes.) The girl even recognizes me from before, great. Right? We come to the flip and I'm expecting a HE. No. She starts hitting me up for a tip in advance. I told her, just like last time I will tip you with a credit card after the fact. She refused and kept asking for my credit card before the HE. I told her to forget it, got dressed and stormed out of there. ***** had the nerve to give me a dirty look on the way out. Do not go here.

**ChillyWilly325** · 07-02-13 08:12

Originally Posted by Jamba305 [View Original Post]

I go back to this place after 3 weeks during my lunch break (30 minutes.) The girl even recognizes me from before, great. Right? We come to the flip and I'm expecting a HE. No. She starts hitting me up for a tip in advance. I told her, just like last time I will tip you with a credit card after the fact. She refused and kept asking for my credit card before the HE. I told her to forget it, got dressed and stormed out of there. ***** had the nerve to give me a dirty look on the way out. Do not go here.

I think what happened is those girls that have been there for a while, probably been had by guys who promise good tips and after the deed left 20 to 40 on the table, they probably learn from their mistake that s why I don't like seeing the same girl over again unless service was good and I tipped her good.

**Member #4650** · 07-01-13 20:22

I go back to this place after 3 weeks during my lunch break (30 minutes.) The girl even recognizes me from before, great. Right? We come to the flip and I'm expecting a HE. No. She starts hitting me up for a tip in advance. I told her, just like last time I will tip you with a credit card after the fact. She refused and kept asking for my credit card before the HE. I told her to forget it, got dressed and stormed out of there. ***** had the nerve to give me a dirty look on the way out. Do not go here.

**RealTalk** · 06-28-13 11:59

Was thinking about checking this out as it seems like a different experience. Wanted to see if anyone has any first hand experience with her as it will make my decision a lot easier. As far as the ad I have seen it on the Miami site but for some reason I was able to pull it up easier on the palm beach site. Any info would be appreciated.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/Bo...ns-28/20640777

**Writer954** · 06-26-13 09:55

Originally Posted by Writer954 [View Original Post]

Here is their ad.

http://southflorida.backpage.com/The...-8727/21964184

I will take one for the team tomorrow, unless you can point me to someone worth while.

Thanks

Photos are NOT the girls there! I was offered a HE very quickly, but the rub was beyond lame! The girl was Korean, Shea Shea, and I went in for the rub after thinking we had a "vibe." By the time we started, I knew this was going to end badly. I got up just a few minutes into it and said "forget it!" I figured that I was better to go to another place and at least get a good rub and HE. The options offered here were almost none. I will not bother with this place again.

**Writer954** · 06-20-13 21:38

Here is their ad.

http://southflorida.backpage.com/The...-8727/21964184

I will take one for the team tomorrow, unless you can point me to someone worth while.

Thanks

**Ballsy76** · 06-20-13 13:39

I can't seem find the original BP ad for the girl I called but her name was Jessie (768-XXX-5070) for a location near Coral Way & 72nd Ave. Pictures looked good, but not ripped from somewhere else (checked TinEye). Actually found some reviews saying she was hotter than her pics. I decided to give it a try.

Picked up on first call, asked for 15 min notice. She gave me an address: [Deleted by Admin]. From the reviews it said she had an office or something. I arrived for my 'appointment', took a minute to figure out the office I was looking for was at the end of the hall, close to another office with a big window and some fat secretary behind a desk. WTF? Finally found my suite, entered the empty reception with a cam. Not long after I was greeted by a very nice looking latina in a bikini. Tall, skinny, nice big tits. NOT the white girl in the pictures. She was hot, so I figured what the hell. She took me to a room and asked me to get comfortable. I got naked and my dick started to swell. She came back in and asked me to lay on my back. Before she got started, she walked out of the room leaving the door open with me laying face-down naked. Hmmm.

From there I received the official worst massage I've ever had in my life. Oils and rubbing, no attempt at pressure. But that's not why I'm here. I was sure to feel her fine ass while she pretended to massage me. Up and down her leg, and up into the kitty when she leaned over towards my legs. Plenty of teasing only got me rock hard. On the flip, my dick slapped my stomach. She asked what I would like. I asked her to take off her top, which she reminded me that she works for tips. Off came the top letting loose her nice aftermarket C's. All I wanted was a HE so that's where it went. She did a nice job tending to the jewels while taking care of business. Although, when it was over it was very stale, handed me a towel to clean myself up.

When it was done, total damage was $.2 with tip. Was told $.8 was typical. I say avoid if possible unless you want overpriced crap service.

I guess the BP ad is a front. Needless to say, I can't find the original ad or find any reviews on her number. Found this ad for some chick named Chloe at the same address:

http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/t...-7-26/21578503

**Member #4650** · 06-18-13 15:54

I've been gone for a while so suffice it to say I have a few stories to tell. I'm going to review 3 AMP's for the time being.

First up is the infamous Golden Spa in Davie. I was in the area and decided to give them a try. The first time I went I wasn't really all that impressed. The 0.80 price was already a bit much but. When in Rome right? I forget the girls name, she was pretty but nothing special, and her massage and HE were nothing to write home about. Didn't leave tip because I had exhausted my cash. I happen to be in the area again a few weeks later and device to give them another shot (no pun intended.) This time I was greeted by an old mama-san. She takes my money 1. 00 and asks if the girl can get the change for a tip. I then realize it was the same girl from before so I agreed. About 20, minutes into an okay massage the mama-san comes in and starts massaging too. It felt great. Then the mama-san started doing weird shit to me all the while speaking Korean, instructing the younger girl there.

She began by grabbing my head and cracking my neck. Then she proceeded to do Shiatsu, which felt nice. Then about the half way point she goes in for the HE. I've never had that before, I mean that's why it's called an ending right. To my surprise she did a good job. Then she sat on the table across from me and started stretching my legs with her feet. Then she did all of these weird stretches in different positions. If I wasn't a very flexible person this might have hurt the average guy. All in all it was a very good experience but you now have the dilemma of tipping two people instead of one.

Next is the AMP on SW Miller Dr and 107th ave. The girl was really cute but I overheard her previous customer in the waiting area telling the manager that this was the worst massage he had ever received. The girl then proceeds to tell me that he was too grabby and ugly and decided not to offer a HE. With this in mind I kept cool and respectful. I just kept the conversation about her and tried to make her laugh. In the end she lined that and have a decent albeit HE. Would try again.

Finally, the AMP on SW 72nd St and approximately 109th ave. Woman was a butter face, decent massage. Tried to negotiate for a HE after I was already standing ready to get dressed. Offered 0.20 for a quick and lackluster pop. Would not recommend.

**Normal Guy** · 06-17-13 10:47

Had a very nice session there with Tina.

The regular girls are on vacation for a couple weeks, so Tina is filling in.

TS too.

When this place first opened I had a terrible time. My last 3 visits have been much better.

N.

**Forsakenchao** · 06-14-13 23:04

Hi guys,

Wanted to explore around the city tomorrow. I wanted to know if anyone knows of a good AMP where the girls have either a nice chest, or a nice butt. I have been trying to see past threats but haven't seen anything on that type of girl per say. Can anyone at least give me an AMP to visit and I will do the rest please?

Thank you! I will report what I find!

Shout out to Norm, hes the man!