2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Santeesucks]

I couldn't sleep last night so I checked out Sun at 1: 30am. I know I should try a little variety and visit other places. But Sun is within walking discuss and just so damn convenient to get to.

It was a busy night at Sun. When I checked in with mamasan, she led me to a room and told me it would be around 20 minutes. After getting comfortable and waiting for around 15 minutes, Miko walked in the room and led me to the TS.

The TS was average and Miko's English skills didn't lead to much of a conversation. Her face is decent and she has smallish natural be's on her chest. But her ass was a little flat. But during the TS she worked me over and got all the important parts cleaned.

Back to the room and she started a short but deep massage. I wished that she could have continued for a little longer to relax me, but she went right to businesses and started to blow and use her fingers on my important parts. She performed a brief but playful AR and asked to flip me over. Slipping her mouth over me, she started oral on me and the two boys. All this time her fingers continued to roam and stimulate the region below. As her oral worked its way, she inserted her finger into my rear end and caused me to lose it. I don't think I ever unloaded by oral that quickly. However, it's one night that I happily did not partake in the main event.

I asked for another massage and she performed another deep massage for another 10 minutes.

face - 6.5
body - 6
attitude - 7.5

[LoveLOS]

Been off the board a few weeks and so a welcome to several new members, some of whom got some real special treatment. I think sometimes we are a bit quick to judge and harsh in our words to some new members who are genuinely trying to contribute positively to the dialoge here. Yes, three of you just had a heart attack reading LL being soft on newbies--but the difference is LL is soft on those attempting (even if imperfectly) to contribute. LL still hates stupid questions. Any questions?

The report:
This is a late report, but since it is all lies and Bullshit anyway, who cares?

BB and LL had the opportunity to evade detection for an afternnon and made the trip to the sunny north.

BB was keenly aware that LL had nabbed a hottie from him in Atlanta that he took the lead and walked in front, presumably so he would see the hotties first and could defend his position. Only problem was that we got herded into the dead-end dressing room and when we turned around, LL was then standing first in line. I promise I did not plan this, but with all the haters on this board, I expect to be flamed...

Add to his insult the fact that mamasan likes LL, so he drew BeBe! BB drew Young, but then somebody else rejected a girl (presumably Yoko) and he lost Young. I think he ended up with Yoko. Many would have become less than pleased with being jerked around like that, but to his credit, BB generally makes the most of whatever AMP girl he ends up with... A true animal... Long story short - Yoko is a tall, quite pretty, big fake tits and willing and able to please. She blew his hopeless feeble mind, despite being the apparent second string...

He did cuss me from a crack in the door while he was cooling his heels and I was going back to the room--he thought I had taken Young from him for another two girl fantasy. While admittedly I had thought about it, there was this goddess leading me up the stairs, and I wanted all the time in the world to explore her body. That desire is still in place.

All that has been written about Bebe (with exception of an early negative report) barely begins to express how wonderful that full hour was... She has long, black-like-it-is-supposed-to-be hair and the most wonderful soft kitten. We proceeded right to the main event. She initaiated AR, DATY and 69, and made sure not to kill me there. Unlike many cowgirls, she kept the pace relaxed, sensing when I was near and backing off to extend the pleasure. We both experienced an exceptionally aerobic experience and she collapsed in my arms, where we barely moved for a long time. OMFG! Some additional kissing and cuddling, then an exceptional massage.

She seems truly to enjoy her work, and is a master at the GFE like few other AMP girls. ever. She hits, in one session, my top ten list, which is damn hard to do... A true keeper. Lars scale 10.

Body: 10
Face: 9
TS: 9
massage: 9+
Main events: 11
Overall: 10

BB had to wait a while, so I spent some more time in the little curtained off room, where I got to flirt with Young and chat with mamasan. Noted two other girls. One was merely pretty and the other was hot... Let me think, if the current crop we have a potential superstar and four other very fine girls there.

LL wanted seconds after lunch, but poor BB was spent. I think the quote of the day was BB's: "I'm taking one girl, but I'm gong to fuck her like two..."

Having spent some quality time with Coco of Happiness (pre-Black Wednesday), including the toenail treatment, Bebe is not the same girl, IMHO. I can see how the two could be confused in general appearance (both stunners), but the modus operandi was completely different.

Reminicing, I think I will have to get myself a little holiday present, any ideas?

LL

BTW--
Fourth4theNight, Why are you teasing cottontail? My boycott of DT is now officially over. Complete turn-around! They are so busy now that the padlock is for crowd control and the For Rent sign is to fool LE.

[Fortnight]

I haven't been to DC in quite some time but will be in town in another week. I've been to DT on past visits. But I've scanned the board and it appears from recent posts that DT has gone down hill.

Downhill? What makes you say that? The padlock and chains on the door, or the "For Rent" sign in the window?

DT is deader than Elvis.

[VanDriver]

According to Babelfish, your Korean below says:

"Be extensive and thank. The next hour crawls three."

One more time, please, in American English.

JJ

Sure, doesn't that make sense? Sorry about that... Just trying to be funny.

I used "http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/text.html" and that's what it provided.

However, "The next hour crawls three" sounds pretty interesting.

Van

[Sleazebum]

According to Babelfish, your Korean below says:

"Be extensive and thank. The next hour crawls three."

One more time, please, in American English.

JJ

Very funny! Haven't you found that if you are a gentleman to them (or even a nice guy treating them with at least some respect) that you would receive better service than if you were a dick? That's what I meant.

As for what you'd say, you'd have to say it in Korean!

In Korean:
너를 감사하십시요. 다음 시간은 삼긴다.

Van


By the way, although your spelling is correct, you ended your sentence with a question mark instead of a period. "Hope my spelling is correct?"

LOL!

[Yello Tail]

I haven't been to DC in quite some time but will be in town in another week. I've been to DT on past visits. But I've scanned the board and it appears from recent posts that DT has gone down hill. So am looking for an AMP recommendation, preferably something near a metro stop.

Thanks!

[Freshly Snipes]

I suppose I should be thankful that none of you guys asked me to post pics of me and my girl. While I do have many; I would never insult her in this manner.

If Gambler is full of shit so be it; he's only fooling himself. If what he says is true; so what? He's most definitely not the only guy who's been out with an AMP girl or two.

These girls try to have a reasonably normal life when they aren't working and this guy has to post a picture of it. Way to go.

Why is it every time someone post something with the words dating an 'AMP girls' in it, here you come bringing up YOUR AMP girl? Dude, we get the point that your in a relationship with one or whatever. It just appears to me that you (and A John) seem to feel you have a PHd, or considring yourselfs leading experts on dating AMP girls, it feels like your rubbing it in everyones faces to me.

This is in no way meant to sound disrespectful, as I know some on here have very thin skin, so please don't take this as an attack. I have doubts about Gambler187 too but like I said, we don't need to hear about 'your' AMP girl every time another poster comes on here claiming he dated one.

[Got Wood]

In Korean:
너를 감사하십시요. 다음 시간은 삼긴다.

In English:
Thank you. Next time please swallow.

Thanks Van that's very helpful, I feel more "gentleman-like" already!

Well maybe?


Wood

[Member #2652]

Visited theSun the other night and due to research on the board I knew there were excellent reports on all of the ladies except for Bebe. So after the mamasan greeted with me with longtime no see, I was presented with a very nice Korean package. When I asked her her name she said Bebe at which time I said to myself, bad luck. However, this must be a different Bebe than the one who got a poor review recently. Services were execellent and a good share of GFE. I highly recommend.

[VanDriver]

In Korean:
너를 감사하십시요. 다음 시간은 삼긴다.

In English:
Thank you. Next time please swallow.

[VanDriver]

Many of us would love to have 2 spa girls hanging on our arms walking through Old Town on a beautiful summer's day, as the less fortunate stare. But it just goes to show you, they'll do anything for a price even go out with this guy.

Van - Didn't know this was classified as a "gentleman's sport". Guess the next time I'm holding her head down forcing her to go deeper, I'll have to remember to say "thank you" and compliment her on her work!


Hope my spelling is correct?

Very funny! Haven't you found that if you are a gentleman to them (or even a nice guy treating them with at least some respect) that you would receive better service than if you were a dick? That's what I meant.

As for what you'd say, you'd have to say it in Korean!

In Korean:
너를 감사하십시요. 다음 시간은 삼긴다.

Van


By the way, although your spelling is correct, you ended your sentence with a question mark instead of a period. "Hope my spelling is correct?"

LOL!

[Got Wood]

Funny seeing how many haters there are who are calling me a liar.

Let me first say that I have not kept in touch with neither Jay nor Annie since Thanksgiving of last year, so I have no clue what the hell they have been doing since. I moved out of the area for a while and that was that.

Until I get access to a scanner, this picture will have to do. It's a picture I just took from my cell phone of one of the actual pictures I have.

The picture is of me, Jay and Annie in Old Towne Alexandria by the boat docks stuff. Of course my face is out of those pictures, no chance I'll ever post a picture of anything with me in them. Jay and Annie both got pictures of me with them too, so I just hope those didn't end up in the fed's hands, lol.

One guy mentioned something about that she got caught up in that mess. Well that's sad to hear, I had thought she was out of there by then. But then again, I was long gone by then so I had no clue.

These pictures should be obvious of them two, and if anybody's doubting me, then oh well, I honestly don't care! I had a blast when I knew them, all I got is memories now.

As for all those calling me a liar and that I'm delusional or whatever, they can have their opinions. It was fun while it lasted with these two girls.

Hopefully I'll get some positive responses now, lol, unlike all those negative ones I've seen. Maybe then I'll get encouraged to actually scan all the pictures I have in good quality, lol.

Many of us would love to have 2 spa girls hanging on our arms walking through Old Town on a beautiful summer's day, as the less fortunate stare. But it just goes to show you, they'll do anything for a price even go out with this guy.

Van - Didn't know this was classified as a "gentleman's sport". Guess the next time I'm holding her head down forcing her to go deeper, I'll have to remember to say "thank you" and compliment her on her work!


Hope my spelling is correct?

[Bigelow12]

Hello to all,

Bigelow here. New participant led here by sleaze bum. CMT is undergoing ownership change. Its a very small clean and nicely appointed massage therapy establishment. Someone on CL is doing their best to get this place in trouble-posting untrue facts and stock photos of sexy 19 yr old asians. I don't know this persons agenda but anyone looking at his posts will be mightily disappointed if they are gullible enough to accept his info. Certified therapists well over 40 yrs old will give you a great massage-enjoy. I am related so I know of what I speak.

Bigelow

[Gambler187]

The funny thing is that I have gotten nothing but positive responses sent to me by PM's, but nothing but negative posts publicly.

All in all, I don't care what you all think of me. I just tried to prove it because of all the responses of people who were saying "prove it". When I came across this site, from what I read, it was about people posting up their experiences (or dreams) or whatever you want to call it. So I did that and I just get flamed for it. Seems like some people want me to post up pictures, others will just call me a liar regardless of what I say, while others will still flame me for doing just that.

Sarang, I apologize if I insulted you at all in my previous post. I was just a little upset at all the negative responses I got.

I was not really trying to brag in the first place if you go back to my first post on this site.

All I really wanted to do was make a point that these girls weren't forced into anything and by far were not slaves as they have been made to seem in the media. I got a little off topic when I mentioned the stuff I had done, but I guess I was just remembering some of the stuff I had done in the past with them. Then, instead of people commenting about my main point that I had tried to make (the "slavery" issue), I get nothing but responses about how I am a liar. I have no reason to lie about anything I've said, but if you all still think I am one, big deal. So what if I went out with any girls from there. Big deal. I don't think it is much of an accomplishment. These girls do sleep with hundreds of other guys on a regular basis, so it's not something to really consider as much of an accomplishment. It's not the kind of story I would ever want to tell my current girlfriend, or any future girlfriends. I can just picture it now..."Oh guess what honey, I used to date a 'working girl'." And that would be the end of that relationship! I don't need to prove anything else to those people who choose to think of me as a liar.

I haven't been to any of the AMP's around here in over a year now, but I happened to come across this site one day recently and thought I should post something (maybe was a mistake doing so). I did however go to the AMP's for a period of maybe 5 or 6 years off and on, after I came across an ad in the Sports section of the Washington Post and just decided to try it out and see what the hell it was about. I don't know if I ever will go back to the AMP's here or not again, but I may consider it at some point. I am just thankful I never got caught up during a raid or anything like that. The last thing I need is to catch a charge like that.

I don't appreciate the responses I got of calling me a straight up liar without giving me a chance to prove or backup what I said. Without being given the benefit of the doubt even, it is as if some people just think it is something impossible to go out with one of these girls. Or maybe, it is just in some people's nature to talk (or type) shit if they don't believe something when they first hear it.

[Double Nickle]

Good point. I have never seen Annie or Jay, but I will say this, those are the most un-Korean looking Korean AMP girls I have ever seen. Must just take bad pictures.

Zhuxi

I have had the privilege of fucking Korean women of all shapes, coloration, ages, and sizes, from 4 foot 10 to 5 foot 10, from milk white to dark chocolate, from bony to barrell-shaped. Some have had huge natural boobs, others were flat chested. Her face might be round or angular. There seems to be a huge amount of variation. I have, by the way, enjoyed every time I've been with a Korean woman.

Distinctive traits of a Korean woman? Well, I don't recall seeing bright pink nipples, blue eyes, natural blonde or red hair. But nipples are often intermediate in hue. Hair is not always jet black and I'm not sure it's always because of a peroxide bottle.

Seen in front view, clothed, and with sunglasses I doubt I could always pick the Korean girl out of a line-up of dark-haired caucasians, hispanics, light skinned blacks, or even some native americans. Seen from the side or back, sure, the K-girl is the one with a flat or modest sized ass.

Zhuxi, you're the best and the brightest down here. Am I full of shit?

Double Nickle