2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4338]

Leave it to LoveLOS to return our attention to the real purpose of this board, intel on men having sex with women. I suggest we should all follow his lead.

[LoveLOS]

OK, in true old hippie fashion, I'm sharing... Only problem is that it was only a dream...

Went to my favorite place and asked for Mimi but she had just started another session. Told mamasan I would wait. After two minutes I am sill dressed cause I'm have tunnelvision for Mimi. In walks Young. Fucking cute. Young is a fair description, she is easily legal, but not over about 22. Black hair, lightly enhanced Bs, and a clean shaved cat. She snuggles up next to me, bats her big browns, and asks if I wan't to see her and her "sister?"
NOW, we are talking...

I hand mamasan $1. She asks for 20¢ more... two girls = two hours for the house, no quantity discount. Shit. "Who is your sister?" Honey, previously and accurately descibed by pusspro.

Honey takes the shower stint and does a pretty damned thourough job. I get back to the room and Honey is getting supplies and Young is lightly kissing and necking, getting me undressed and being disrobed. Honey is looking for an opening so she sneaks up behind, and fondles me with her hands and tounge. I am laid back with young on top, working my mouth southward as she moved up my body with hers. I am DATY with Young, who is leaning up against the wall, is sitting on my face. Honey gets real serious whth the CBJ. Young turns around to watch Honey fuck me reverse cowgirl. I blow a load, but keep the presence of mind to let Young get her rocks before stopping.

Since I am V-powered for this evening, Young and I are engaging in foreplay before Honey returns with the towel... Now Honey is having nothing to do with Young getting all my oral attention, and I am eager to eat a freshly LL fucked pussy, so they reversed roles. This went on for quite a while since the 2nd round in 15 minutes always takes longer. Young has wonderful pussy, but due to the moisture from DATY, her previous O, etc she needed some serious pounding and made her wishes known. We got into doggie and I pounded both of our organs into submission.

Both girls gave me a massage afterwards. Honey gives the superior massage, probably due to the extra several years of experience. And for the record, the sister thing was co-worker sister, not family sister.

Honey
Looks: Butterface 8
Body: 8
Attitude: 9
Performance: 9
Overall 8.5

Young
Looks: 9
Body: 9
Attitude: 8
Performance: 9
Overall: 8.8

Young gets a 12 on the Clydesdale scale (how many horses does it take to pull her off my face).

Laid another $2 on the table, and the girls seemed to like the attention. All told, $3.20 for a fucking dream come true--two young beautiful asian women fucking and sucking for an hour -- in the USA...

But I still cant understand why you guys pay $350.00 each when all they want is $1.60?

Hope you have enjoyed this week's work of fiction.

LoveLOS

[Paco2888]

Returned to G Street after many months and decided to roll the dice. Got assigned Joy--whose name suits her. Fun and pleasant, talkative (might not be everyone's cup of tea), with moderate massage skills. She moved a little quickly to the flip but then followed up more massaging at the end. I did get the full hour. All of the other services were fine--not stellar like Mimi of old or some of the CPHC talent, but satisfying. She's from NY, as I am, so we chatted about some of the sights she's had a chance to see. Considering she's from up north, don't know how long she'll be staying in the area.

My first ranking using the Lars scale:

Face 7.5, Body 8.5, Attitude 9, Service 8

[VanDriver]

I always thought that the cornerstone of Hippie culture was about the sharing, not the taking. Man, you're giving off bad vibes. Go fuck yourself and RTFF.

Benchseats Rock

Damn Benchseats...

I actually laughed out loud (and am still laughing) when I read this! Talk about being direct and to the point.

Van

[Drew Park]

Who are YOU to get it all for HALF PRICE???

Which AMP gave the $350 FS? I need to save my money and try there too!

JJ

I'm still looking for a spa that will allow me to take off my t-shirt and pants...

[Member #4338]

You guys are going to be in big trouble with the "be nice to noobs" police.

[Benchseats Rock]

I always thought that the cornerstone of Hippie culture was about the sharing, not the taking. Man, you're giving off bad vibes. Go fuck yourself and RTFF.

Benchseats Rock

[Sleazebum]

Who are YOU to get it all for HALF PRICE???

Which AMP gave the $350 FS? I need to save my money and try there too!

JJ

meh, AMPs in DC rarely yield any happy endings. If you do want an HJ they charge about $250, BJs are about 300, and FS is $350.

Have a good time.

[Junky11]

Is that short for amputee? If so, I think it is awefully politically incorrect for you to insinuate that all amputees must stay in one place. My great uncle was an amputee and he was very mobile!

In addition, Silver Spring and Takoma Park are in Maryland...not DC. Maybe you should post your politically incorrect question there.

Van

So I went down town for a massage and paid well over a hundred for a massage. What an outrageous price for a back massage! Then to my surprise, the attendent disrobes! She was completely nude! I was shocked. She proceeded to give me a most unusual massage, giving attention to areas of my body not normally touched during a good rub down. The whole thing was pretty strange. If I didn't know better I'd say she was trying to initiate some kind of sexual activity! Can you believe it? Shocking! (Maybe it was because I am not an amputee).

[Sarang Haeyo]

USGers,

I am looking for an AMP in the Silver Spring, Takoma Park area. Can be Asian, Latina or other. I just don't get downtown DC much any more.

Davegdb

Would an AMP have any "Latina" employees; or anyone other than Asians for that matter?

[VanDriver]

I going to be in town later this week and would like have a recommendation for an AMP near the Metro line. Also, what tip is expected in DC?

Is that short for amputee? If so, I think it is awefully politically incorrect for you to insinuate that all amputees must stay in one place. My great uncle was an amputee and he was very mobile!

In addition, Silver Spring and Takoma Park are in Maryland...not DC. Maybe you should post your politically incorrect question there.

Van

[Dave GD]

USGers,

I am looking for an AMP in the Silver Spring, Takoma Park area. Can be Asian, Latina or other. I just don't get downtown DC much any more.

Davegdb

[Robux]

meh, AMPs in DC rarely yield any happy endings. If you do want an HJ they charge about $250, BJs are about 300, and FS is $350.

Have a good time.

Sushi B,

You bastid! Giving up the good intel to a leeching n00b!

Robux

[Sushi Boy]

I going to be in town later this week and would like have a recommendation for an AMP near the Metro line. Also, what tip is expected in DC?

meh, AMPs in DC rarely yield any happy endings. If you do want an HJ they charge about $250, BJs are about 300, and FS is $350.

Have a good time.

[Old Hippie]

I going to be in town later this week and would like have a recommendation for an AMP near the Metro line. Also, what tip is expected in DC?