2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[MoonView]

I must admit that she and I will be wedded in the near future. But, to afford the rest of our families, our home, and my automobiles, she will continue working and bringing in the dough.

So, feel free to take care of business with her as often as possible.

The funny thing is that she still makes me pay!

Through the graciousness of vandriver, I met the little women. I must say she is all that and MORE!!!!

Van - "as for making you pay"; always remember...business is business but she did tell me she might give you the family discount once wed.

Oh yeah...she promised me I could be best man.

Thanks again....MnV

[Blonde Guy]

The door for Golden is right next door to the barber shop (on the right side) and leads up to the second floor. I went there when they first opened and had the same problem (finding it).

[Eerock]

H&H has been the ultimate YMMV establishment since it opened about 16 years ago, and has employed just about every nationality you can think of--a Paki district government worker and young Finnish girl particularly stand out. The Turkish owner there wants plausible deniability of what goes on, so don't expect her to police the attendants as to the cost of extras. If you make friends with her she will stear the quality women there to you. I don't go enough to tell you that is these days, however. Scroll down and someone was offering b/c on a recent visit.

After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.

AVOID THIS WOMAN.

I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.

[Freshly Snipes]

Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
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BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.

Went by this spot today. It is definately closed, as there is a barber shop there now. Unless there's some secret/hidden entrance.

[DrummerBoy]

I asked a venerable old mamasan why so many Korean Spa workers had yellow teeth and her response was "drinking too much cum and doing too much AR". I almost died laughing right there. Her accent with the AR sounded like a pirate argggh!

Is it me or does evey girl working at AMPs have yellow or not so nice teeth?

[Jactionville]

Well, I've decided to try out Happiness this afternoon. Wish me luck. I'll post a full report later. To the metro I go....

[Robux]

Duke Togo,

The price of variety is occasional disappointment. You stated you have a problem. I recommend you deal with it directly. What is the real issue? Putting yourself on a once-a-month mongering diet only makes you more obsessed.

Robux


P.S. Yoko is the new Coco. :P

[Freshly Snipes]

After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.

AVOID THIS WOMAN.

I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.

Damn, that's answer my H$H question.

[Rocky11]

I paid a visit to CPHC yesterday - and although it was very busy, I had a wonderful time with Yoko.... no pressure to finish, no sense of hurry. Great TS and awesome massage - details to trusted senior members via PM
Only drawback - I had to wait for 10 mins or so in the lounge - and then another monger joined me, which almost had me get up and leave

Rocky

[Sushi Boy]

After having such a wonderful experience at this place a couple of weeks ago, I dropped by there again this afternoon.

Only one provider available, Soloman. 5'6" huge natural Ds, from Ethiopia. So-so massage, more of a body rub, on flip, mechanical HJ only, top off, no other roaming allowed. After getting dressed, I gave her $40 tip. She stopped me and said, don't you know the prices? Its $70 for HJ. WHAT?!? not a chance. First of all she didn't discuss it with me before hand. And second, I didn't want to pay it. After a couple of exchanges, i gave her another $20.
AVOID THIS WOMAN.
I am going to have to give another provider at H&H a try so I can make an overall judgment about the place. One good and one bad experience. We shall see. I am not taking any consideration of the visits i had there over a year ago.

[VanDriver]

17. Strong candidate of Mrs LL status, assuming she is not already Mrs Driver!

LARS rating:
Looks 9+
Attitude 9.99
Session 9
Overall 10 This one is a private stock keeper...

LoveLOS

I must admit that she and I will be wedded in the near future. But, to afford the rest of our families, our home, and my automobiles, she will continue working and bringing in the dough.

So, feel free to take care of business with her as often as possible.

The funny thing is that she still makes me pay!

[Kimchi]

I was just reading what Lovelos said about Mimi's. The same is true about girls named Coco. They are normally very good at servicing you. I have yet to see one who was not good. Too bad there are none around here now. If there is let me know.

I think the owner of DT is not interested too much in the business any more.
I think she is just tired of the whole mess. Too many LE, FEDS and what not visiting some asking for handouts, some just taking. Just gotten tired of 20 + years running a business. Now if it was us we would never get tired. Just my knowledge of the situation.

[Freshly Snipes]

Randy - thanks, and thanks also to Sushi and O46 for their input.

Golgo, why be scarred to try another AMP? You have obviously read this forum enough since you have been posting to have picked up that:

1. lots of guys are having great experiences at "other" amps.

2. Downtown is being Boycotted by many because they are offering abreviated service and mediocre/mechanical talent. I just find it hard to believe that AMP is even acceptable to you at this time.

3. It really comes down to the Girl and the monger. If you click, it will be good, if you don't, it will be so-so. That can happen in any AMP so long as they have a provider that is appealing to you. At various times all of the following generally have enough talent that you will find at least one that will suit--DT (the Boycott continues!), Supra, CHPC, 14K, Royal, Happines, Sun, and 1818. Some of the others are smaller with fewer choices. Ask to see the provider before plunking down the house fee. If you don't see something you could enjoy spending an hour with, then WALK OUT. It ain't that hard if you think with the big head.

I hear what ya saying, i guess i just am scared to get out of my normal routine. I did RTFF, and it seem's like its down to luck. I must say that i've had very good service so far at 'Supra'. I used to work in Dupont circle, and i also like the sense of security at Supra it being on the 4th floor..it's hit and miss with DT. Annie, Apple and Linda were the highlights of my DT experiences but i've had quite a 'lot' of disappointing experiences at DT also. I 'll try Happiness or CHPC as these are the two that seem to be getting the most reviews from you guys, and i doubt you all are going there if it wasn't at least above average. I will honor the DT boycott. I also had my heart set on H&H Spa, as i read somewhere here that someone got a non-asian provider(?) which would be a nice change. H&H Spa, from the outside looks a little on the small side though.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

[LoveLOS]

Randy - thanks, and thanks also to Sushi and O46 for their input.

Golgo, why be scarred to try another AMP? You have obviously read this forum enough since you have been posting to have picked up that:
1. lots of guys are having great experiences at "other" amps.
2. Downtown is being Boycotted by many because they are offering abreviated service and mediocre/mechanical talent. I just find it hard to believe that AMP is even acceptable to you at this time...
3. It really comes down to the Girl and the monger. If you click, it will be good, if you don't, it will be so-so. That can happen in any AMP so long as they have a provider that is appealing to you. At various times all of the following generally have enough talent that you will find at least one that will suit--DT (the Boycott continues!), Supra, CHPC, 14K, Royal, Happines, Sun, and 1818. Some of the others are smaller with fewer choices. Ask to see the provider before plunking down the house fee. If you don't see something you could enjoy spending an hour with, then WALK OUT. It ain't that hard if you think with the big head.

The greatest thanks of the day go to the driver of the van. I am glad I RTFF before venturing into DC to partake. A quick PM to and reply from VD revealed the identity of the young lady whom I have to agree is a rare gem. He will continue to advise trusted members of whom to ask for. LL will be AWOL for a few more weeks.

Here are some highlights:

1. She is stunning (in my humble, but rarely disputed in such matters, opinion).
2. She has long black hair like Asians are supposed to have--no streaking, no dyed shit.
3. NATURAL B+ or Cs
4. Wonderful, playful, table shower
5. No mechanical script actress, we made it up as we went.
6. Light kissing.
7. near GFE.
8. LL did the undressing - of her.
9. All the standard, and a few special, abbreviations were on the menu.
10. Nekkid Fingernail and Toenail trimming.
11. Quite decent muscular stretching...
12. Post event Cuddling.
13. Decent engrish.
14. dressing, socks, shoes, etc.
15. No concern for money, acted genuinly appreciative when I told her she could keep the photgraph of Benjamin Franklin I had under my watch.
15. In and out in 85 minutes! I dont have to tell you this was not at DT...
16. The valet guy (translation-bum on the street that tell you going in he will watch your car for you) thought I must have had two girls -- I felt that good.
17. Strong candidate of Mrs LL status, assuming she is not already Mrs Driver!

LARS rating:
Looks 9+
Attitude 9.99
Session 9
Overall 10 This one is a private stock keeper...

LoveLOS

[Randy Farang]

Brother Farang,

All I can say is that Trash would be proud that he trained you so well. I'm seldom in the DC area anymore, but I'm glad to see that you are keeping up the standards.

Randy