Frequently Asked Questions - Read First

[Srw211]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

You are spot on, funny but oh so true!

[Thestic]

Thanks for the laugh!

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

[Camera3]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

[Camera3]

If the lady has advertised anywhere her phone is her life line. If she ever changes it she will be starting from scratch. If she has been reviewed it is likely the reviewer included her digits. Next, Google search photos. If the lady has advertised here search the whole city for her name. Before trusting any review run a check on the guy writing the review. Shocking, I know, but some guys have their own agenda. You will soon learn who you can trust and who is just full of shit.

C3.

As a newbie, I always find myself searching for a review of someone that is posted here in the forums. My question is. Does anyone have any tips or techniques that they will use to find a review they are looking for? Do you start with a name? Phone Number? Some text from the link?

Just curious how some of the senior members go about searching for this information and thought this was a good forum to post the question in.

[Camera3]

Rule #1.

Come to grips with the fact that 50% of the populations controls 100% of the pussy. There is no free pussy. It all costs.

Rule #2.

RTFF, and if you don't know what that means click the "Abbreviations" tab at the top and learn. Read this thread, read the "Escort Classified Ads" thread and take notes. Go back at least a month and look for trends. Go back six months and be amazed. Read the various review threads. Again, go back a month and look for trends and learn who you can trust and who is full of shit. Take notes, but not in such a way that your significant other or even perfect strangers might find them and learn your new dirty little secret. Learn how guys and girls act on dates. Learn about the appropriate ways to think including things to say and not say. Learn about donation structures and decide your own limits.

Rule #3.

Learn to use Google! To search for reviews on phone numbers and pictures. Learn to use TinEye and Google! Picture search to look for fake pics. I know, I know, we are all shocked that some ladies would use someone elses' pics. Do they not think we might notice?

Rule #4.

Make a list and then make a call. Many guys in the hobby will create a list of four, five, six or more ladies he might be interested in because it is unlikely the first choice will answer or be available or be interested in you. Your mama taught you not to put all your eggs in one basket. So, with all this stuff you learned in Rule #2 make a date with someone very safe.

Rule #5.

Write reviews. You will have good experiences, you will have bad experiences, you will get ripped off, you will be scammed and you will learn. Share what you have learned.

This is a great hobby, far better than saving stamps.

C3.

[KingCote301]

As a newbie, I always find myself searching for a review of someone that is posted here in the forums. My question is. Does anyone have any tips or techniques that they will use to find a review they are looking for? Do you start with a name? Phone Number? Some text from the link?

Just curious how some of the senior members go about searching for this information and thought this was a good forum to post the question in.

[SmokingNut85]

Could anyone send me some names of some providers who do full pse? Would be much appreciated.

[PaigeSweetStuf]

C3,

I think your post is pretty accurate.

I never expect extra roses but they are a nice surprise. The asked amount is what I feel is fair so I am happy upon receiving that. There is never an upwell on my end, those are completely unfair. Sometimes extra is offered for something extra but that something agreed upon if the monger offers. I will or will not od something based upon the agreed amount. My reviews are quite accurate in restrictions and the way dreams happen so this does not happen often. The amount does not change boundaries for me, might get you an extra cup of coffee but not change my limits.

I agree about the SW comment. You never know what you are getting there. Start lower but if meets or exceeds expectations help the girl out.

As far as discounts usually they are never given on a first dream but I am accommodative to those I feel comfortable with in later ones.

Stay safe all.

Xoxo.

Paige.

TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

[JackRPerez1]

Well I agree on tipping if the SP did a great job. I never mention giving a tip because they tend to get mad because to them they deserved it. I rather it be something that is deserved and unexpected. I dream mostly in the SW scene so negotiation is the key for me. After all is said and done that extra 5-15 coin I had hidden may show itself. If I'm rushed in anyway or SP complains about any of my request it's all flat rate. There's only been one SW that I meet that deserved more than I gave her but she treated me like her BF.

TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

[Jesse54]

TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

Tips are a good thing and C3 you are spot on again. Part of tipping depends on what is available in my play coin account. I decide ahead of time with some and include the tip in with the donation. A few months ago I treated myself to a model who requests $$$ yes three big benji's. She normally will offer a discount to $$. 5. For some reason I asked got the $. 8 deal. I put $$. 2 in her gift bag along with trinkets worth maybe. 2. So really she got close to her regular rate with me not feeling like a tightwad. A UTR that I have seen twice requests a grant for FS. First visit I gave that plus a Jackson. Second visit all I had with me was a grant, she was happy to make me happy. Like any service industry if you are happy with what you get leave something. If you repeat I think it helps on the return dream. I know most will say do not hurt others driving the market up. Bottom line is good attitude, service will almost always get a tip from me. Be it dining out (no pun intended), SW,BP, Eros. If I have spare coins leave happy I want a model to know I appreciate her putting up with me. Just my. 02. Cheers J54.

[Camera3]

TH,

Welcome to our little neighborhood. I look forward to seeing you become active as you settle in.

This is a fantastic question and I sure hope we get lots of opinions.

As for me and tipping, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't.

If a SP and I have agreed upon a donation amount then, no, I usually don't tip. But I also don't haggle on the donation. If I think it is too much then I just bow out. I have tipped on service I felt was really stellar and really cheap.

I will tip a SW, especially if she really rings my bell. My thought there is, I do haggle price and reward value.

If a SP offers a discount (remember, I don't ever ask for a discount) then I will usually tip her back up to near where she started before the discount.

This is just the way I see things. I look forward to other opinions.

C3.

Hey guys I'm new to this scene / hobby and was curious if you guys leave tips after a session? If so how much do you guys normally drop?

[ToxicHeir]

Hey guys I'm new to this scene / hobby and was curious if you guys leave tips after a session? If so how much do you guys normally drop?

[Camera3]

You will find lots of good intel here shared by a good group of guys and even some SP's. Depending on what kind of people you are hoping to find and what you want out of those relationships, start by reading a few weeks of posts in that area. If street walkers interested you then read a few pages of posts. That will give you the lay of the land. Have a date or two and share reviews similar to others you see here.

We look forward to reading your dreams.

C3.

Hey guys, new here and was wondering what's the best way to do a search for someone? Any link to a thread for beginners to the site?

Thanks.

[Eroniatele]

Hey guys, new here and was wondering what's the best way to do a search for someone? Any link to a thread for beginners to the site?

Thanks.

[Sex Xes]

Have I posted this in the wrong area or if I have asked an inappropriate question I apologies I am just visiting and don't know the do's and don't s.

You pay the door fee usually $60-80. You can expect to tip $40 for a typical happy ending. The tip goes up depending on the amount of clothing removed and the type of service offered.