Strip Club Reports

[Vinnie Kramer]

Ya know, I thought about asking for a Truth, but looking at the bartender, I thought I would only get confusion instead.

I opted for a Bud Light. Blech.

They got a good craft selection there? Decent IPA? LOL.

[TechSticles]

I probably won't wait 20 years for a return visit, but I won't be in a huge rush to return either.

Got hit up for singles, for the jukebox I guess, three steps into the bar. I declined.

Several dancers sitting at the bar and they all "greeted" me within two steps from the cash request. I still hadn't even made it to the bar or got a beer yet. They were uniformly old and haggard.

Bought a beer and Darth Vada quickly introduced herself. Wow. She could pass for a corpse. She worked me hard for drinks and dances. I loathe the hard sell, so she got nada. Vada Nada.

At least the beer was reasonably priced.

Sounds like the Play Pen experience hasn't changed a bit.

[JustACustomer]

I probably won't wait 20 years for a return visit, but I won't be in a huge rush to return either.

Got hit up for singles, for the jukebox I guess, three steps into the bar. I declined.

Several dancers sitting at the bar and they all "greeted" me within two steps from the cash request. I still hadn't even made it to the bar or got a beer yet. They were uniformly old and haggard.

Bought a beer and Darth Vada quickly introduced herself. Wow. She could pass for a corpse. She worked me hard for drinks and dances. I loathe the hard sell, so she got nada. Vada Nada.

At least the beer was reasonably priced.

They got a good craft selection there? Decent IPA? LOL.

[Vinnie Kramer]

I probably won't wait 20 years for a return visit, but I won't be in a huge rush to return either.

Got hit up for singles, for the jukebox I guess, three steps into the bar. I declined.

Several dancers sitting at the bar and they all "greeted" me within two steps from the cash request. I still hadn't even made it to the bar or got a beer yet. They were uniformly old and haggard.

Bought a beer and Darth Vada quickly introduced herself. Wow. She could pass for a corpse. She worked me hard for drinks and dances. I loathe the hard sell, so she got nada. Vada Nada.

At least the beer was reasonably priced.

I've lived in Cincy for 20 years and still haven't made it to the Pen.

Based on these recent reports I might swing by this afternoon. Ive got to see this goat rodeo.

[TechSticles]

I've lived in Cincy for 20 years and still haven't made it to the Pen.

Based on these recent reports I might swing by this afternoon. Ive got to see this goat rodeo.

I've been there a single time in the last 10 years. I was pretty unimpressed.

[Below Me]

I stopped by the Pen yesterday afternoon and there were a few nice looking plumper dancers, but one caught my eye and I bought her a drink. She inferred that there might be more available in her after hours program and upon further inquiry she alluded to the fact that she was expensive. Little did I know that she was talking crazy, she whispered in my ear that she cost a grand and wanted to know if I was going to pick her up after work. I was nice about it and didn't tell her that I have never in my life seen a woman worth that much and made my exit shortly after that wondering if she was serious or just drunk. I do like to go to the strip clubs for a little tease now and then, but this was crazy.

Got to give her credit for asking for the sale. Every good sales person knows if you never ask for the sale than you'll never make the sale. Sales is simply a numbers game, the more you ask the better chance you have of getting that sale. It only takes one lonely old man to say "yes" to that offer and she's out of there. Most that read here will do ss you and walk away. Sooner or later someone will say yes.

[Charlie7605]

This sums my experience up perfectly. There is plenty to be had with game and some work up front. You will know the high maintenance ones right away. Happy hunting.

My experience has been you first have to dump cash on lap dances or a VIP to get in the door and make them comfy that you're not a cop. Then it's on the upper end, typically $$ is their starting point in negotiations. They see people (like me) putting out $125 for a VIP tease plus tip, that is the mindset that determines their prices, they also factor in an evening off work. Most have a SO they have to work around. Probably a drummer. It works for me to do a fantasy f**k and pay a premium, but rarely do I go back for seconds. I've pulled a few out of the Playpen and a few out of Concepts COV. YMMV.

[Vinnie Kramer]

I've lived in Cincy for 20 years and still haven't made it to the Pen.

Based on these recent reports I might swing by this afternoon. I’ve got to see this goat rodeo.

Would have been sipping my drink and then began to spit it out all over her laughing. And gotten up and looked at her, and continued laughing walking away. That is gold, pure comedy.

[TennVols77]

I stopped by the Pen yesterday afternoon and there were a few nice looking plumper dancers, but one caught my eye and I bought her a drink. She inferred that there might be more available in her after hours program and upon further inquiry she alluded to the fact that she was expensive. Little did I know that she was talking crazy, she whispered in my ear that she cost a grand and wanted to know if I was going to pick her up after work. I was nice about it and didn't tell her that I have never in my life seen a woman worth that much and made my exit shortly after that wondering if she was serious or just drunk. I do like to go to the strip clubs for a little tease now and then, but this was crazy.

Would have been sipping my drink and then began to spit it out all over her laughing. And gotten up and looked at her, and continued laughing walking away. That is gold, pure comedy.

[OldGoober]

I stopped by the Pen yesterday afternoon and there were a few nice looking plumper dancers, but one caught my eye and I bought her a drink. She inferred that there might be more available in her after hours program and upon further inquiry she alluded to the fact that she was expensive. Little did I know that she was talking crazy, she whispered in my ear that she cost a grand and wanted to know if I was going to pick her up after work. I was nice about it and didn't tell her that I have never in my life seen a woman worth that much and made my exit shortly after that wondering if she was serious or just drunk. I do like to go to the strip clubs for a little tease now and then, but this was crazy.

[Vinlmp]

My experience has been you first have to dump cash on lap dances or a VIP to get in the door and make them comfy that you're not a cop. Then it's on the upper end, typically $$ is their starting point in negotiations. They see people (like me) putting out $125 for a VIP tease plus tip, that is the mindset that determines their prices, they also factor in an evening off work. Most have a SO they have to work around. Probably a drummer. It works for me to do a fantasy f**k and pay a premium, but rarely do I go back for seconds. I've pulled a few out of the Playpen and a few out of Concepts COV. YMMV.

Was going to NKU and happened past Playpen lounge. Didn't go in but would consider if the lady's are young and attractive. When you say pulled a few out, could you be a little more specific?

Appreciate it.

LV.

[TechSticles]

I picked up a tip across the boards somewhere a long time ago that seemed to work out pretty well for me so far. When I'm traveling I don't really care about the perception of me so once you are able to get past the realization that they won't see you again so their opinions don't matter it opens the gates. What I do is just pick a girl and talk to them a little maybe get a quick dance and then ask them if they know anyone at the club that provides extras and you will tip her for the info. I've had it to where the girl in my lap provides extras or told me which girls or will bring another girl over to me. It helps cut past the BS of randomly getting lucky with finding the right girl and saves me money in dances trying to feel out the boundaries. I've never had a girl turn me in or get me kicked out yet and I'm going on at least 6 years since I first tried it in Texas. I'm sure they hear stuff like that all the time so worst you can really hear is there is no one that does. I usually say something like "I'll give you a tip if you can tell me which girls are extra fun". It usually works but sometimes you get a dummy who says they are all fun so you have to be a bit more clear on what you are looking for.

Before I forget I edited this, if you want to save money on leads talk to the waitress/shot girl. She is driven for tips and its cheaper than a dance. I never ask the bartender cause they are closer to management for me and ups my risk of attention. $5-10 tip usually gets all the info you need from them.

Thank you. I probably could have saved myself a shitload of time (and money) if I'd done this when I was hitting the clubs. Nowadays I usually just hit clubs in Atlanta, Detroit and Tampa. Don't have to spend much time finding extras in those locations.

[Gjpbka]

Thanks for the thoughtful posts guys, really appreciate it!

[IdleHands1]

I had an opportunity to stop in The "Pig Pen" during the afternoon before the holiday. At the door I was greeted with "need to see I. D. ", at the bar 10 seconds later same thing " I. D. Please". After I got my drink I moseyed up to the stage. Right off the bat I noticed the chubby girl dancing that had a rather large sanitary pad well exposed out of her thong. GROSS! Second dancer appeared to be in her mid 50's with HUGE fake boobs, very nice but has no business in that line of work. She should stick to "Titty Contests" at local biker rallies. Finally, the infamous 6'4", 50+ year old woman whose name starts with a "V" approached the stage and I left. I will give that place a 3/10.

Moving along, stopped in at the BA and VIOLA, further disappointment. The same bad attitudes and usual for some time now. The girls are lack luster, uninteresting and appear not to want to be there. And, "Little Miss My Poop doesn't stink" Allison or Ally has lost her cherry and went plum crazy. Complete goof ineed of long term counselling to figure out her issues. My guess is that she suffers from an adjustment disorder with mixed episode bipolar. I would suggest the BA get a recruitment manager sooner rather than later. And give Ms. "My Poop Doesn't Stink" a referral to an employee assistance program or shown her the door. This establishment gets a 2/10 stars. With some changes in staff (dancers and not) could easily be back to a 7-8/10 star club as it was not too long ago.

[HungovrTonite]

I'm very experienced with escorts but not with strip clubs and asking for extras / take out. I'm traveling next weekend and going to a club that I hear has extras available on premises, but clueless as to how to hint at / ask for without offending if they aren't into that. Plus don't want to get kicked out or anything, LOL. Looking for some advice on what to doand / or say to askabout extras in VIP or elsewhere. Any advice here or via PM is appreciated. Thanks.

I picked up a tip across the boards somewhere a long time ago that seemed to work out pretty well for me so far. When I'm traveling I don't really care about the perception of me so once you are able to get past the realization that they won't see you again so their opinions don't matter it opens the gates. What I do is just pick a girl and talk to them a little maybe get a quick dance and then ask them if they know anyone at the club that provides extras and you will tip her for the info. I've had it to where the girl in my lap provides extras or told me which girls or will bring another girl over to me. It helps cut past the BS of randomly getting lucky with finding the right girl and saves me money in dances trying to feel out the boundaries. I've never had a girl turn me in or get me kicked out yet and I'm going on at least 6 years since I first tried it in Texas. I'm sure they hear stuff like that all the time so worst you can really hear is there is no one that does. I usually say something like "I'll give you a tip if you can tell me which girls are extra fun". It usually works but sometimes you get a dummy who says they are all fun so you have to be a bit more clear on what you are looking for.

Before I forget I edited this, if you want to save money on leads talk to the waitress/shot girl. She is driven for tips and it’s cheaper than a dance. I never ask the bartender cause they are closer to management for me and ups my risk of attention. $5-10 tip usually gets all the info you need from them.