Strip Club Reports

**Whoopster** · 06-09-18 23:24

Stopped in while waiting for vehicle service on Friday. Got there just as they opened at noon, so no dancers on stage for about the first half hour.

I was approached within 5 minutes of sitting down by a very hot brunette with big bolt-ones. Told her it was too early and please come back later.

A few minutes Olivia sits down and starts with the leg massage while whispering nasty thoughts in my ear. Went back for 5 songs for $100. I happened to wear my favorite lap dance stretch shorts, which made things very accessible for her without bringing the little guy out. Olivia was very accommodating and accessible. Definitely had a nice time there.

**NudeBeachPerv** · 06-08-18 01:18

Originally Posted by CduBonusG [View Original Post]

Never been to one of these places. Can you pick a girl? Can you talk through glass? Also do they provide um a tissue box? Just curious thanks. edit: was just looking at their pics on google and it looks like a nicely decorated & clean room with a comfy couch & tv & window... I assume that is where you watch the show? nice

Yes, yes & yes.

As far as the comfy couch and TV, that might be the part where you walk in (between the bathrooms and peep show area) or it might've been one of the "movie viewing rooms. "

This picture from yelp shows the peep booth (and you can also see the kleenex box).

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/adul...ydqRTwT9Z7ZJqg

As far as picking a girl, well, I think Jolars has a better layout for that. Here, they might all be sitting on the couch gossiping. And it's a bit awkward like at a HS dance, asking the shy girl while the mean girls roll their eyes and say, "Her, reaaallly?

As far as talking through the glass, Jolars has a phone, but I'm not sure I'd actually want to touch it.

**CduBonusG** · 06-06-18 17:20

Originally Posted by NudeBeachPerv [View Original Post]

Got a show from "Monique" at Adult Emporium of Convoy.

Same setup as Jolar Cinema, you give the lady $10 and $10 for the machine.

Monique gave a fun show, was dancing inches away from me with just the glass separating us.

Never been to one of these places. Can you pick a girl? Can you talk through glass? Also do they provide um a tissue box? Just curious thanks. edit: was just looking at their pics on google and it looks like a nicely decorated & clean room with a comfy couch & tv & window... I assume that is where you watch the show? nice

**NudeBeachPerv** · 06-05-18 16:19

Originally Posted by ZooGuy1959 [View Original Post]

We asked:

"Does she have overactive glands,

Or an overactive fork?"

Went back there today and the lovely lady I got a show from wasn't there.

The ladies with the overactive glands and overactive forks were though.

But they seem much friendlier this time, I must've gotten there on the right side of lunch today.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 06-04-18 15:26

We asked:

"Does she have overactive glands,

Or an overactive fork?"

**NudeBeachPerv** · 06-04-18 01:16

Originally Posted by BlueSkyBlue [View Original Post]

Ehhhh, you could say:

Adipose tissue Enhanced.

Anorexic challenged.

Plus size.

Well fed or corn fed.

Big Ole girls.

Rubenesque beauties.

Having lived in the south for a number years there's a nearly infinite number of references to females that are a bit on the larger side.

Haha, Big Ole girls who supersize it at their frequent trips though the drive through!

**BlueSkyBlue** · 06-01-18 13:00

Ehhhh, you could say:

Adipose tissue Enhanced.

Anorexic challenged.

Plus size.

Well fed or corn fed.

Big Ole girls.

Rubenesque beauties.

Having lived in the south for a number years there's a nearly infinite number of references to females that are a bit on the larger side.

Originally Posted by NudeBeachPerv [View Original Post]

Got a show from "Monique" at Adult Emporium of Convoy.

Same setup as Jolar Cinema, you give the lady $10 and $10 for the machine.

Monique gave a fun show, was dancing inches away from me with just the glass separating us.

Would repeat!

Other two ladies weren't very friendly, and how can I say this w / o being rude. Well, let's say they were frequent customers at the local fast food joints.

**NudeBeachPerv** · 06-01-18 03:19

Got a show from "Monique" at Adult Emporium of Convoy.

Same setup as Jolar Cinema, you give the lady $10 and $10 for the machine.

Monique gave a fun show, was dancing inches away from me with just the glass separating us.

Would repeat!

Other two ladies weren't very friendly, and how can I say this w / o being rude. Well, let's say they were frequent customers at the local fast food joints.

**Member #6555** · 05-31-18 20:49

Originally Posted by Peter321 [View Original Post]

Do you suggest Cheetahs or Purple Church? Not looking for super high mileage as I'm heading to Tijuana after the trip. Just good overall for a bachelor party.

Stay away from the purple church. No good girls, lap dances are out in the open, and no VIP. Just single $20 dances only.

Cheetahs is good. Girls can really be hit or miss, but as of late, mostly hit. They have a deal where you can go up on stage for your bachelor party and have several girls perform on you for a short time. Also have VIP for 100 for 5 songs full touch. Or they have an "Ice Box" that is 300 i believe, same time frame but they are topless. I've hooked up with a girl in there. I'm currently FWB with a Pacers girl right now so I'm liking that club a lot more right now. It has a better overall feel and if you're looking for a good time i'd say pacers. They have a cigar lounge, fire pits and a TV lounge if you wanted to separate from the main crowd. Has a more nightclub like feel to it.

**CduBonusG** · 05-31-18 13:29

Originally Posted by Peter321 [View Original Post]

I've been reading up on strip clubs in San Diego because I'm going there for a bachelor party and I keep seeing that cheetahs' lap dances are bikini only? Is this true?

Its the same at the Purple Church. Honestly if you want a really wild party you got to go to Tijuana or Vegas. But you could have a good one here and Purple Church might be good because there are a lot of good bars to hit up before or after in Oside and Carlsbad.

**Whoopster** · 05-27-18 17:43

Originally Posted by Peter321 [View Original Post]

Do you suggest Cheetahs or Purple Church? Not looking for super high mileage as I'm heading to Tijuana after the trip. Just good overall for a bachelor party.

I haven't been to PC in years so I can't comment. As a vet of Orange County's Flamingo Theater, where you'd walk in and be greeted by a lovely girl grabbing your dick within 10 seconds, they all kinda suck, but Cheetahs has acceptable mileage for me.

**Peter321** · 05-25-18 18:59

Originally Posted by Whoopster [View Original Post]

Yes they wear bikinis but they pull them to the side for pretty much full access. Your not going to get FS or BJ but a handy or grind to completion is pretty standard for some girls. YMMV as always. I wear my black gym shorts for better access.

Do you suggest Cheetahs or Purple Church? Not looking for super high mileage as I'm heading to Tijuana after the trip. Just good overall for a bachelor party.

**Peter321** · 05-25-18 18:58

Originally Posted by Pasatroj [View Original Post]

Don't wastet your time in San Diego, go to Tijuana. Seriously don't waste your time.

I'm staying an extra day to go down by myself but because the group doesn't want to go to Tijuana. Trust me, I wanted to have the whole thing there.

**Whoopster** · 05-25-18 01:37

Originally Posted by Peter321 [View Original Post]

I've been reading up on strip clubs in San Diego because I'm going there for a bachelor party and I keep seeing that cheetahs' lap dances are bikini only? Is this true?

Yes they wear bikinis but they pull them to the side for pretty much full access. Your not going to get FS or BJ but a handy or grind to completion is pretty standard for some girls. YMMV as always. I wear my black gym shorts for better access.