Massage Parlor Reports

[Rocket Dork]

Went to the place on NW corner of Elmhurst & Oakton around 7 pm. 45-50 K lady. Typical blah. Blah. Blah then she took off. Came back with a Magnum and said, "You fuck me good but SLOW" Struggled for ten then finally fit in. Took her to the point Mish then flipped for k9. Ten minutes later we got "There" together! Rested for a bit then doorbell rang. She limped up. Minute later she's swearing like a sailor saying, " Fuck! I just came" I took it that this next client wanted FS and MT was not up to task. Dressed, swapped spit and she said," You come back tomorrow night at 9:00"! As I turned around to leave she grabbed my crotch firmly and ordered," 9 O'clock" Jammed her tongue down my throat and slapped my ass as I exited the door!!

Did you go back the next day at 9? LOL Rocket Dork.

[MikeJones333]

Dfk with those old ladys at Life? Yikes.

Has anyone ever gotten anyone here younger than 40? I went in there a while back to check and Mona was still there. God only knows how old she is now LOL.

[Gary Man]

Dressed, swapped spit and she said," You come back tomorrow night at 9:00"! As I turned around to leave she grabbed my crotch firmly and ordered," 9 O'clock" Jammed her tongue down my throat and slapped my ass as I exited the door!!

LOL So, did you go back? LOL.

[HappyRob]

Dfk with those old ladys at Life? Yikes.

Went to the place on NW corner of Elmhurst & Oakton around 7 pm. 45-50 K lady. Typical blah. Blah. Blah then she took off. Came back with a Magnum and said, "You fuck me good but SLOW" Struggled for ten then finally fit in. Took her to the point Mish then flipped for k9. Ten minutes later we got "There" together! Rested for a bit then doorbell rang. She limped up. Minute later she's swearing like a sailor saying, " Fuck! I just came" I took it that this next client wanted FS and MT was not up to task. Dressed, swapped spit and she said," You come back tomorrow night at 9:00"! As I turned around to leave she grabbed my crotch firmly and ordered," 9 O'clock" Jammed her tongue down my throat and slapped my ass as I exited the door!!

[HanginBalls]

Went by the other day and checked the door. Still not open, sorry to say

Went to the place on NW corner of Elmhurst & Oakton around 7 pm. 45-50 K lady. Typical blah. Blah. Blah then she took off. Came back with a Magnum and said, "You fuck me good but SLOW" Struggled for ten then finally fit in. Took her to the point Mish then flipped for k9. Ten minutes later we got "There" together! Rested for a bit then doorbell rang. She limped up. Minute later she's swearing like a sailor saying, " Fuck! I just came" I took it that this next client wanted FS and MT was not up to task. Dressed, swapped spit and she said," You come back tomorrow night at 9:00"! As I turned around to leave she grabbed my crotch firmly and ordered," 9 O'clock" Jammed her tongue down my throat and slapped my ass as I exited the door!!

[Deebob31]

If RM was true they probably have outer door locked and only let in by appointment, etc. Did you call?

That doesn't make any sense. I went by tonite, nothing lit on the inside and furniture is gone still.

I think it's over they either closed for good or fucked off back to Korea.

[DomCorazon]

Went by the other day and checked the door. Still not open, sorry to say.

If RM was true they probably have outer door locked and only let in by appointment, etc. Did you call?

[SinTwin007]

A review posted on RM today stating X is open at a lower volume than pre-virus days. Keep calling and hope for an answer.

Went by the other day and checked the door. Still not open, sorry to say.

[SterlingPNess]

Went to go see Anna thinking that it would be a decent substitute for X, but was dead wrong. Was asked a surprising amount of questions during the session and of course it was a Korean hour. Wasn't bad looking just older, so settled on L2. 1. 7 total, the place might be ok if you're looking for a mature experience.

[BlueUc]

Tried to get into MT, but Mamasan told me to wait an hour. So for the heck of it I tried New Life. 70 is the door fee, includes table shower.

Instead of the super-strong, beefy old Korean woman I got last year, it was Sara, who was petite and had a super nice little body. Very tan brown skin, age hard to guesstimate, especially with mask. Also Korean. Seemed super cute to me.

Massage was kind of lame and not very strong, and was instructed to wear the mask the whole time (that sucks when face down).

On the flip it was an easy L1, and that she was good at. Unfortunately too good, as I didn't lasts too long. Speaking of not lasting too long, I was out of there in one Korean hour, including table shower and a few minutes in the sauna. *Korean hour = 45 minutes.

Didn't seem like L2-L3 were on the table. Still generally had a nice time, all things considered.

Made me chuckle. And too many places are like this. They give you a lame and quick massage because they don't want to work too hard. Then ask. What you want baby. Then the goal is to get you to finish as quickly as possible so they can get to the next guy, IF the shop is actually busy. Many times I ask how things are and they say. Oh its been slow, or you my first customer.

[DomCorazon]

Just went last week. Did not get Sara. I could not understand the lady I got. (Maybe 40 YO?) She barely spoke English, but she sure spoke my language. I knew I was in for a good ride when she turned and locked the door and asked again while she was disrobing. I left fully satisfied. L3 full for $$ including door.

They should still offer a shower, but when it comes to the room, K-spa should just get to business and last the full K-hour. As if you're going to get any type of decent massage there. Or there should be more options instead of just Korean palace for a non-massage business run out of an apartment or whatever.

[Ahrfll]

Tried to get into MT, but Mamasan told me to wait an hour. So for the heck of it I tried New Life. 70 is the door fee, includes table shower.
Instead of the super-strong, beefy old Korean woman I got last year, it was Sara, who was petite and had a super nice little body. Very tan brown skin, age hard to guesstimate, especially with mask. Also Korean. Seemed super cute to me.
Massage was kind of lame and not very strong, and was instructed to wear the mask the whole time (that sucks when face down).
On the flip it was an easy L1, and that she was good at. Unfortunately too good, as I didn't lasts too long. Speaking of not lasting too long, I was out of there in one Korean hour, including table shower and a few minutes in the sauna. *Korean hour = 45 minutes.
Didn't seem like L2-L3 were on the table. Still generally had a nice time, all things considered.

Just went last week. Did not get Sara. I could not understand the lady I got. (Maybe 40 YO?) She barely spoke English, but she sure spoke my language. I knew I was in for a good ride when she turned and locked the door and asked again while she was disrobing. I left fully satisfied. L3 full for $$ including door.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Tried to get into MT, but Mamasan told me to wait an hour. So for the heck of it I tried New Life. 70 is the door fee, includes table shower.

Instead of the super-strong, beefy old Korean woman I got last year, it was Sara, who was petite and had a super nice little body. Very tan brown skin, age hard to guesstimate, especially with mask. Also Korean. Seemed super cute to me.

Massage was kind of lame and not very strong, and was instructed to wear the mask the whole time (that sucks when face down).

On the flip it was an easy L1, and that she was good at. Unfortunately too good, as I didn't lasts too long. Speaking of not lasting too long, I was out of there in one Korean hour, including table shower and a few minutes in the sauna. *Korean hour = 45 minutes.

Didn't seem like L2-L3 were on the table. Still generally had a nice time, all things considered.

[GentleBen1]

Talked to Summer. Still waiting for the boss to open.

[JackRam]

A review posted on RM today stating X is open at a lower volume than pre-virus days. Keep calling and hope for an answer.