Massage Parlor Reports

**Vinny_Viagra** · 04-01-08 10:55

I went to NMS the other day and all the familiar gals were no longer there. Does anyone know what's going on there? Maybe they cleaned house to bring in some new faces.

**Chipsahoy** · 03-31-08 20:14

Legend, you live up to your name. Thanks! I'm not sure what I was doing wrong, but I'm glad you were able to get the link displayed for our brothers. I haven't used Google Maps much, and hope that these locations will be added to / edited by those happily in the know.

Originally Posted by Legend Man

Try this link, corrected it.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en...7,0.11673&z=13

Nice work chips, now to see which ones I have been too and the ones I need to hit.

**Craven Morehed** · 03-31-08 18:24

Try this link, corrected it.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en...7,0.11673&z=13

Nice work chips, now to see which ones I have been too and the ones I need to hit.

**Craven Morehed** · 03-31-08 18:22

Originally Posted by Stressed Out

The body rub concept came out of hiding during the Midori court proceedings. The case against Midori was thrown out because they were giving 'body rubs' and not massages. You don't have to have a license to give a body rub just for a massage. Clever huh. Actually the last time I was there (a few moons ago) you had to sigh the sheet stating that you had asked for the body rub special. I don't know if they require that anymore.

That explains it, I was wondering why they had that sheet.

**Stressed Out** · 03-31-08 14:55

The body rub concept came out of hiding during the Midori court proceedings. The case against Midori was thrown out because they were giving 'body rubs' and not massages. You don't have to have a license to give a body rub just for a massage. Clever huh. Actually the last time I was there (a few moons ago) you had to sigh the sheet stating that you had asked for the body rub special. I don't know if they require that anymore.

Originally Posted by Mr Boston

Last Monday 3/24 I was on the road and wanted to make my favorite kind of pit stop. Was curious about the latest goings-on at CH, so stopped in there.

Here's something funny.- I called, and was told "no massage.- body rub". OK fine, and when I got there, the price list at the front offered "massage", too, but not for walk-ins! They claim you have to call a day ahead for a "massage".

My masseuse was "Amy", lean, tan, nice rack, very friendly. Nice TS. Other lovelies were there, from what I could see. Again, any time I mentioned the word "massage", Amy replied, "no massage.- body rub".

A decent time, but a little overpriced. I'll try elsewhere next time.

**Big Bobby35** · 03-31-08 10:14

Behind the ears, grab the crotch. Works for me!!! Kills any sweet smell ya got almost unbearable.

When will they fix those stupid pumps!!!

Only thing I can't seem to be able to figure out is how I get rid of the excess oil slippage that goes on in my shoes after an excess oil session. Does it all just migrate there??

**AsianLPGAfan** · 03-31-08 08:37

I don't use dial soap at home which seems to be the soap of choice.

I always say no to lotion or powder.

I bring my lotion I use for dry skin from home....or another suggestion a small splash of your cologne you may use.

I don't like pretty smells on my clothes unless its my own.

I REMEMBER jolene...she soaked my body in baby oil.

good point Tony

**Little Tony II** · 03-31-08 08:10

Originally Posted by Bubba261

I tend to be a ball buster, but it's all in fun and an attempt to keep things light.

At any rate, I hate all that oil/cream/powder shit. All it does is speed up the job and make me smell too sweet once I get home.

Which brings up a funny story - I went to one of the Waterbury (CT) AMPs once. The woman used all sorts of perfumed stuff, including the ONLY soap in the shower afterward. I couldn't go home that way, so when I got in the car - this was in July, mind you - I closed the windows and turned up the heat full blast. Since it was a 40-minute drive home, thankfully I was sweating so much by the time I got home the SO didn't notice anything. Whew (double meaning!)

I have, on occasion had that problem. Just before you get home, gas the car up and get a few drops of gas on you, hands, pants, etc.

You now have a good reason to take a shower as soon as you get in, and your clothes go in the wash smelling like gas.

Have fun,

Tony

**Hjfetish** · 03-31-08 03:40

Man, I miss that place! It was the first AMP that I ever went to, and I never left without a smile on my face!

**Bubba261** · 03-31-08 00:48

Originally Posted by Chipsahoy

Bubba,

Of course you're right. Thank you for the correction.

Despite being in the wake of a surprisingly bad time at my favorite R & T joint (and no doubt one too many PBRs), equating 42 minutes of wasted time at Lily's to 1985's horrific assault was not intended.

You are correct: It was the Valdez I was groping for.

My apologies.

I tend to be a ball buster, but it's all in fun and an attempt to keep things light.

At any rate, I hate all that oil/cream/powder shit. All it does is speed up the job and make me smell too sweet once I get home.

Which brings up a funny story - I went to one of the Waterbury (CT) AMPs once. The woman used all sorts of perfumed stuff, including the ONLY soap in the shower afterward. I couldn't go home that way, so when I got in the car - this was in July, mind you - I closed the windows and turned up the heat full blast. Since it was a 40-minute drive home, thankfully I was sweating so much by the time I got home the SO didn't notice anything. Whew (double meaning!)

**Table Shower** · 03-31-08 00:41

[QUOTE=Stressed Out]

Originally Posted by VilunyaChert

It was *on* East Street, but it was *called* Tokyo (at least, by the time I got there, which was very close to the time it opened), not to be confused with another Tokyo.

yep that was it..Toyoko Spa. great memory. It was kinda dumpy and the ladies older but they knew what they were doing and they were generous of themselves. Thanks for remembering. SO

I went to the Tokyo Spa once years ago. It was one of my first AMP experiences and I wanted to try it since it was close to the MA border and just off the highway. I remember driving up and down the street at night just trying to find the place. It was so tough with the windows all closed off and the sign barely noticeable. The massage and WE weren't too bad but I didn't enjoy the place too much - just didn't have a friendly feel to it.

**Mr Boston** · 03-30-08 22:54

Last Monday 3/24 I was on the road and wanted to make my favorite kind of pit stop. Was curious about the latest goings-on at CH, so stopped in there.

Here's something funny.- I called, and was told "no massage.- body rub". OK fine, and when I got there, the price list at the front offered "massage", too, but not for walk-ins! They claim you have to call a day ahead for a "massage".

My masseuse was "Amy", lean, tan, nice rack, very friendly. Nice TS. Other lovelies were there, from what I could see. Again, any time I mentioned the word "massage", Amy replied, "no massage.- body rub".

A decent time, but a little overpriced. I'll try elsewhere next time.

**Stressed Out** · 03-30-08 21:28

[QUOTE=VilunyaChert]It was *on* East Street, but it was *called* Tokyo (at least, by the time I got there, which was very close to the time it opened), not to be confused with another Tokyo.

yep that was it..Toyoko Spa. great memory. It was kinda dumpy and the ladies older but they knew what they were doing and they were generous of themselves. Thanks for remembering. SO

**VilunyaChert** · 03-30-08 21:23

Originally Posted by Stressed Out

ok my mistake! I was thinking of another place. It was somewhere around exit 30. You took a left and went under a bridge and it was on the right. It was on the corner and there was a fenced in parking lot next to it. The ladies were older (40's) but not bad at what they did. They were closed down a good 5-6 years ago. Does anyone else remember the name?

Originally Posted by Italian Monkey

It was called East st. massage, with a red awning,

It was *on* East Street, but it was *called* Tokyo (at least, by the time I got there, which was very close to the time it opened), not to be confused with another Tokyo.

Originally Posted by Italian Monkey

This was my second parlor I went to. My first was the one in Conn. called Le club.

I went to Le Club once and once only; that morning, at least, it was a disgusting place (and the only woman there was hungover and generally a turn-off).

Laura's Spa and, later, Osaka at Lighthouse Square, were vast improvements when they arrived in that vicinity. Long gone, now, too.

**Chipsahoy** · 03-30-08 14:59

Originally Posted by Bubba261

The Achille Lauro was the ocean liner that was hijacked and a passenger murdered (thrown over the side) - the Exxon Valdez would have blushed at the amount of oil she used on you.

Bubba,

Of course you're right. Thank you for the correction.

Despite being in the wake of a surprisingly bad time at my favorite R & T joint (and no doubt one too many PBRs), equating 42 minutes of wasted time at Lily's to 1985's horrific assault was not intended.

You are correct: It was the Valdez I was groping for.

My apologies.