Escort Reviews

[Vinnie Kramer]

I'm the double XL guy.

Just kidding. I'm average.

OK. Fine. I'll tell you. I'm a sex toy prototype model. They take casts of my dick and use them to make molds for condoms, dildos, and vibrators. I'm one of a few guys who gets to fuck their exes without having to do any of the work; they just buy my model at the store and it's just like me powered by batteries and I come in 20 speeds; which is about 18 more than the real deal.

[IlvblckGrls]

After a terrible experience a few days ago, I was in desperate need for a fix! I scratched together some funds, and decided to contact Sasha, who I've had my eye on for a bit:

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...nati/53489237/

Something about that second video posted really called to me! LOL. In any event, Sasha looks better in real life than in her pictures. She's an absolute sweetheart, and I REALLY enjoyed my time with her. Like, I really, really enjoyed my short hhr with her. Like, I can't wait till I get to spend even more time with her. What a great girl!

[D Nut]

Dude needs to upgrade the website. Been that was for at least 10 years prob longer. I too said thanks but no thanks to the ridiculous verification. Can't imagine the revenue he left on the table.

Just for shits and giggles, I went to the site and damn! That layout was pre-*******. That's some of the worst HTML coding I have seen. My Geocities page had better layout. Then I went to the verification page and it is still exactly as I vaguely remember 10+ years ago. Made me giggle when I saw one of the fields asking for the TBD handle. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA I am probably one of a handful of people in the world that remembers their TBD handle, or even know what TBD is.

The site is an homage to one man's desperate cling to relevancy. Back then, his goal was to be the big dog on TBD and came up with all kinds of ridiculous conditions for you to get permission to see one of his girls. I think it was just so he could say he had the power to make people jump through hoops. Now, it's just a sad metaphor for itself; like some drunk alone at a bar telling stories to himself of "remember when. ".

[Katmandu6999]

Years ago I used Fantasy. Then Mike decided that he wanted personal info. I explained since I had always shown up for apts, always gifted agreed amount and never mistreated the woman I saw no reason for this info exchange to happen. He explained was a matter of control. No exceptions. I said NO! The only reasons to provide such info I had already taken care of. I never saw one of his ladies again. Why turn over info so another can control or give to the wrong people. Each to their own but I don't ever give out such info. There are always other women now or in the near future.

KC.

Dude needs to upgrade the website. Been that was for at least 10 years prob longer. I too said thanks but no thanks to the ridiculous verification. Can't imagine the revenue he left on the table.

[OnTheBottom]

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...nati/53513794/

Texted because there were a variety of good comments on the list crawler and I couldn't find my usual indulgence of chocolate spinners. Seems to be a dearth of them.

Got a pretty quick response, a buck a half, 1. 4 an hr, I took the bait and made an appointment. Ok neighborhood in central part of town though that was a half hour drive for this far east sider. Text back and forth and went up to apt on 2nd floor in back of an 8 family building. Kinda grungy in a mid to lower mid class neighborhood.

Greeted at door by a more worn version of the pictures, in bra and panties.

Ok neat living room, invited to back room and offered to go back to living room if too warm. Noticed a massage table with laundry spread out on it. I thought it may start with a massage, but instead, a blow up mattress on floor was inflated. The sheet on it was vouched to be newly laundered since no customers that day.

I got ready and lay down on the mattress, provider went back out of room for a few & then came back, said usually get honorarium up front, I obliged. (my 6th sense said its ok).

Provider then kneeled down with a raincoat & sanitizer, did a perfunctory sanitizer wipe on member and started bbj, I suggested perhaps some initial cuddling. Provider was willing, followed instructions but felt sweaty, so I decided to just direct some preferred activity and then moved to a successful cim conclusion.

A buck for the half. Was done in 5 to 10 min, which for an old fart whose plumbing doesn't always work was ok.

Provider went to rest room. I cleaned up with sanitizer, used rest room, washed up with liquid soap, provider offered to get a wash cloth or a towel, I chose to just use the tp. Got dressed and left. Was out within 15 minutes.

Provider was polite and willing though perhaps distracted or otherwise stressed after a long day.

Nice review. I couldn't help hearing a sgt Friday voice as I read it.

[WhereDreamsGo]

DNut, I'm with you 100% of the way, if my posts here don't provide enough reassurance that I'm a harmless OF, then it they aren't worth my time or energy.

You would have to be nuts to leave identifying information with any provider, particularly a third-party service that's particularly likely to be targeted by law enforcement. Either way, it exposes you to blackmail liability that's simply unnecessary given the alternatives that don't require it.

[D Nut]

Maybe then we could find out what your (new) job is!!

OK. Fine. I'll tell you. I'm a sex toy prototype model. They take casts of my dick and use them to make molds for condoms, dildos, and vibrators. I'm one of a few guys who gets to fuck their exes without having to do any of the work; they just buy my model at the store and it's just like me powered by batteries and I come in 20 speeds; which is about 18 more than the real deal.

[NKYmann]

This might sound like my "Senior status" bragging, but if my easily verifiable review board history isn't enough, then giving a copy of my Driver's licence won't certify anything other than I am a dumb-ass. Jeffrey Dahmer had a driver's license, so what does that prove? I have a history of girls who made it home safe and sound, with the agreed upon donation in their pockets.

DNut, I'm with you 100% of the way, if my posts here don't provide enough reassurance that I'm a harmless OF, then it they aren't worth my time or energy.

[NKYmann]

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...nati/53513794/

Texted because there were a variety of good comments on the list crawler and I couldn't find my usual indulgence of chocolate spinners. Seems to be a dearth of them.

Got a pretty quick response, a buck a half, 1. 4 an hr, I took the bait and made an appointment. Ok neighborhood in central part of town though that was a half hour drive for this far east sider. Text back and forth and went up to apt on 2nd floor in back of an 8 family building. Kinda grungy in a mid to lower mid class neighborhood.

Greeted at door by a more worn version of the pictures, in bra and panties.

Ok neat living room, invited to back room and offered to go back to living room if too warm. Noticed a massage table with laundry spread out on it. I thought it may start with a massage, but instead, a blow up mattress on floor was inflated. The sheet on it was vouched to be newly laundered since no customers that day.

I got ready and lay down on the mattress, provider went back out of room for a few & then came back, said usually get honorarium up front, I obliged. (my 6th sense said its ok).

Provider then kneeled down with a raincoat & sanitizer, did a perfunctory sanitizer wipe on member and started bbj, I suggested perhaps some initial cuddling. Provider was willing, followed instructions but felt sweaty, so I decided to just direct some preferred activity and then moved to a successful cim conclusion.

A buck for the half. Was done in 5 to 10 min, which for an old fart whose plumbing doesn't always work was ok.

Provider went to rest room. I cleaned up with sanitizer, used rest room, washed up with liquid soap, provider offered to get a wash cloth or a towel, I chose to just use the tp. Got dressed and left. Was out within 15 minutes.

Provider was polite and willing though perhaps distracted or otherwise stressed after a long day.

[TwackJackSo]

Yyyaaaaayyyyyyy!

Where's my wetsuit.

Anyone know the secret password to get her to verify you?

[Hillbilly Bob]

Has anyone seen her? Not sure if this is real or fake.

https://adultsearch.com/ohio/cincinn...scorts/2019198

With a area code out of town I would say fake. For her location she says United States. Almost be will to bet she want you to join a site for her protection an prove you are real.

[Hillbilly Bob]

Maybe then we could find out what your (new) job is!!

My feeling exactly. Never give any personal info to anyone not even the providers I see frequently.

[PaiMei]

Dunno if anyone else has seen. Sincy is back in town for a couple days. She's always great and the best experience in town. Just my opinion ofcourse.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...966/8592791679

Yyyaaaaayyyyyyy!

Where's my wetsuit.

[D Nut]

Has anyone seen her? Not sure if this is real or fake.

https://adultsearch.com/ohio/cincinn...scorts/2019198

That's British porn performer Hannah Brooks.

https://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/hannah-brooks

[Vinnie Kramer]

Maybe then we could find out what your (new) job is!!

This might sound like my "Senior status" bragging, but if my easily verifiable review board history isn't enough, then giving a copy of my Driver's licence won't certify anything other than I am a dumb-ass. Jeffrey Dahmer had a driver's license, so what does that prove? I have a history of girls who made it home safe and sound, with the agreed upon donation in their pockets.