Massage Parlor Reports

**Malo** · 07-06-11 22:30

Originally Posted by Rob Bobroy [View Original Post]

Goleta Rainbow is the legit operation. The less theraputic massages occur in the place a couple doors down, which is commonly owned. So I woudl suspect the new Rainbow operation opening downtown will be legit too. I will probably try it anyway. The worst case scenario is a massage, after all.

How was the massage?

**Rob Bobroy** · 07-06-11 17:49

Goleta Rainbow is the legit operation. The less theraputic massages occur in the place a couple doors down, which is commonly owned. So I woudl suspect the new Rainbow operation opening downtown will be legit too. I will probably try it anyway. The worst case scenario is a massage, after all.

**Marcath** · 07-05-11 11:26

Just saw this under BP 'Theraputic'

http://santabarbara.backpage.com/The...ate-st/2293143

They also post on CL Theraputic.

Same as Goleta Rainbow, anyone been to that one?

**Rob Bobroy** · 06-28-11 14:53

Closer inpsection of the place reveals a "opening soon" sign in the window.

**Rob Bobroy** · 06-17-11 16:17

I noticed a new place called Chinese Dragon Massage at 4010 Calle Real, I think where the gun shop used to be.

Does anyone know whether this is a good place to go? Don't be too specific on the public forum. Or PM me with details. I have information to trade on virtually every other place in the area.

**Marcath** · 03-15-11 11:39

Not that anyone will miss it, but the place on Carrillo is gone.

Place completely empty.

No real surprise from guys have said on this board.

**Monger 2** · 02-02-11 00:59

Originally Posted by Monger 2 [View Original Post]

Swung by the AMP in the Mercado and saw sherrifs car parked in front around 1PM. Tried calling about hour later, no answer. This may be a bad sign.

M2

Apparently just bad coincidence. Visited the other day and got excellent massage by able and willing Mimi with a very nice set of D's.

M2

**Monger 2** · 01-26-11 22:29

Swung by the AMP in the Mercado and saw sherrifs car parked in front around 1PM. Tried calling about hour later, no answer. This may be a bad sign.

M2

**Marcath** · 01-03-11 13:10

Thanks for the report SG,

Have you noticed how crowded that location is getting?

New place a couple doors away.

**Illinois Guy** · 12-11-10 20:26

Had a dream this afternoon that I visited the Sunset asian spa on Spring around 1600 block. Very nice. Great table shower. Nice light Massage. Coco is wonderful. Glad to say more back channel.

**Slideguy** · 12-01-10 16:05

Been wanting to check it out for a while ever since I saw it go up. Made the trip out last week.

Not the best selection of staff the day I was there. Settled for a Japanese girl. Never had seen a Japanese girl before; usually just the typical Korean or Chinese (Han). What she lacked in the face she made up with soft but strong hands.

Decent rub down. Nice thin body with full C fakies that were well done. Good vocal performance; not to over the top where its obvious she's faking it. So good that I finished in the first position, missionary, pretty quick. She finished up with some more massage. Used the whole hour. Left. 8 out for her which she very politely thanked me. Nice hug on the way out.

Probably wouldn't repeat with her unless there wasn't another choice. The face was just not happening for me. Luckily the room was low lit. It is probably the nicest interior of any of the other local AMP's. The table was fairly comfortable too. Will go back but I'll call first to check on the available staff.

**Stray Jay** · 10-18-10 14:43

This was my first attempt ever at this, so I made a few rookie mistakes. I overpaid because I was nervous and just let her walk all over me. Never again!

The place itself was nice and private, walked in, mamasan asked if I wanted a massage, how long, took the money and showed me into a room. I sat there for a while feeling nervous and the provider came in. Middle aged, not bad looking, tight jeans, but a little chubby for me. It didn't matter at the time, because I was too horny to care.

She gave me a weird look and told me to get comfortable, take off yc clothes and she'll be right back. So I get naked and lie on the table. She comes back and asks me a few questions while giving me the initial rubdown "Is this your first time? Are you Nervous? " etc. I answered yes on both counts and stated to relax. The massage was good, nice hard hands to get the knots out, and plenty of brushing up against the boys. This went on for a while, and by the time she told me to turn over, junior was at full attention.

She puts her hand on my stomach and makes a jerking motion with the other hand. I nod yeah, and she asks how much I will tip. I low ball (20? And she shakes her head disdainfully and tells me no, .4! I agree to that, the ask how much more for a BJ. She says.6 and I agree because if I wanted a handjob, I'd just go home and give myself one.

She puts on the condom and lifts up her shirt so I can play with her tits. They were nice and big, but a little saggy. She bends over and starts to blow me, pulling her pants down at the same time. I reach over for a little touchy-feely, but she moves away any time I go for kitty. I rub her ass while she sucks me off, and I pop within a few minutes.

She cleans me up and gives a nice little after massage / rubdown with towels. When we're done, she brings me some water and once I'm dressed I get a big hug and a smile. Overall not bad, she could've been prettier, and if I was a little more insistent, the whole thing could've been cheaper, but it was a good time anyway.

**Monger 2** · 09-23-10 01:53

Originally Posted by Monger 2

...Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection...

M2

Fellow Mongers,
Did the repeat, got Angel again but she had much better attitude and service. This experience proves the old saying "if at first you don't succeed, try again" and thankfully massage handily ended happily.

Scene in SB remains good.

Safe mongering,
M2

**Money Is Cool** · 09-13-10 03:02

Sorry been traveling, just came back to the States. Thanks for the advice. How's the scene in SB lately?

Originally Posted by Monger 2

Newbie, Some advice. First, don't drive up the prices for the rest of us. A tip for a HJ should start at $40 then if she gives you extras, maybe. 6. Tell them 0. 4 is all you got take it or leave it. I don't pay more that 1. For BJTC, maybe 1. 2 for FS but often get that for 0. 8 to 1. I can't imagine all I would want for 2, maybe a robust session with 2 pops. For your MP asian, even at 1. 5 with admission you paid 2. 1. For that kind of coin I'de take a hot coed or MILF off backpage in a relaxing in-call location.

Second, never pay the tip until after. I hope you didn't pay the 1. 5 for blue balls. Personally I find it crass for them to ask you what you want to pay up front, and while we usually come to terms, I never pay till the service is provided and will avoid those places- That one by the Habit is notorious. There are good places with providers that will treat you right

Last, be careful stating explicit places, often they get raided by LE shortly after appearing here. RTFF and observe the codes we use like "Habit", "Storke", "Upper State" etc

If you are confused by the codes used here, check out the "abbreviations" tab Jackson put up in the cross bar on this page.

Be safe, save your $, and don't drive up the prices for the rest of us.

M2

**Monger 2** · 09-07-10 23:02

I loved the former AMP on this site, Footbath, which closed a while back, and was happy to see an AMP reopen in same location. Finally got chance to go in, asked for hour and got put in the room on the State St side, which had a window to the waiting area. That was bad sign #1. Got Angel, a middle aged asian as the massuese. She gave OK massage but no response to my incidental touches, and no taking care of business. Very unhappy ending. Would have tipped her 0.1 if I had one, gave her .2 just to prevent her from following me out the backdoor screaming for a tip. Might try again but just for half hr to see if it was just a bad connection between me and her or if this place is trying to make it by being legit.

M2