Strip Club Reports

[George Stark]

Thanks to all with the info regarding the Factory. Sounds more and more like a good place not to be.

Honestly don't waste your time or money there you are better off hitting the skyway and heading out to IN hit the route 20 run and toss in IS or fantasy's but by all means avoid The Factory.

What is "the route 20 run"?

What is IS?

I'll do some research here, but:

How would IS, Fantasy's, or 390 compare to each other and to Jimmy's, given that I like skinny (but with some butt) young black chicks? Also, I'm generally more interested in setting up take-out than dances. Even with extras, I *usually* like more time, space, light, and privacy than the typical strip club offers, and I'm not paying $300+ for some VIP room with a chick that's not a known thing.

Thanks for any help anyone can give.

[StanleyStankas]

Parking's a in Chicago! A bit North, but Google "Admiral Theater" Chicago. Haven't been in awhile, but I had an OTC once so I always check it out when I'm close by. Opens 7 PM till 6 AM. A gorgeous Russian gal asked me to take her out for breakfast. Told her I make the best "glazunya" that'll make Vladimir take off his shirt! At my condo, the way to a Russian woman's puss is through her stomach. Hardly any good Russian restaurants in Chicago. To set expectations, I dropped at least a G on her at the club which probably helped. The weekends are pretty happening in that area as well, but then again most of Chicago is a playground in summer! Been meaning to checkout Relax Spa on Cermak which has gotten some positive reviews on the Chicago massage forum. That's close to Ohio and a block from Chinatown which has great food and a few are 24-hour. Enjoy!

As it's mostly on lawrence street parking that someone from oot would have a difficult time figuring out and wind up with a ticket and or tow on their rental bill. If you want to cut down on the cost of lyft / uber then gps to the jeff park blue line and park there as there is an area for that for a few bucks especially at night. Cabs are usually right there on milwaukee so tip well because the admiral is not too far away. Me being a local I would just bus it over and back to jeff park, however way too complicated for someone not familiar with the local terrain.

[Bishop69]

Those reviews are hilarious. 390 is 20 minutes away, has free well-lit parking, and free entry with a Yelp check-in. Save yourself the headache and go there.

In all seriousness the Factory is a joke of a club it's a place for young dumb thugs to blow cash it will nickel and dime you to death and the staff is rude as fuck, most weekends you will find more female patrons there than guys and so that's where the strippers gravitate, the dances are subpar because most of the dancers are either just starting or ending their careers. Honestly don't waste your time or money there you are better off hitting the skyway and heading out to IN hit the route 20 run and toss in IS or fantasy's but by all means avoid The Factory.

[CrazyHorse312]

Most of those black girls in the pictures look tasty, http://www.thefactorychicago.com/min...gallery/girls/.

But holy cow, the yelp reviews! https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-factory...adult+sex+club.

I'm going to admit, I'm still tempted. But I'm scared, too!

Those reviews are hilarious. 390 is 20 minutes away, has free well-lit parking, and free entry with a Yelp check-in. Save yourself the headache and go there.

[TwoBlueBalls]

Parking's a in Chicago! A bit North, but Google "Admiral Theater" Chicago. Haven't been in awhile, but I had an OTC once so I always check it out when I'm close by. Opens 7 PM till 6 AM. A gorgeous Russian gal asked me to take her out for breakfast. Told her I make the best "glazunya" that'll make Vladimir take off his shirt! At my condo, the way to a Russian woman's puss is through her stomach. Hardly any good Russian restaurants in Chicago. To set expectations, I dropped at least a G on her at the club which probably helped. The weekends are pretty happening in that area as well, but then again most of Chicago is a playground in summer! Been meaning to checkout Relax Spa on Cermak which has gotten some positive reviews on the Chicago massage forum. That's close to Ohio and a block from Chinatown which has great food and a few are 24-hour. Enjoy!

Hey gents. Visiting from Orlando on Wednesday night. I'll be staying in downtown, around Ohio street. I have a rental car. So I don't mind driving 15-20 minutes if I have to. Any recommended strip clubs I should check out? I go to Tampa a lot. So fully nude is ideal. But not looking to break the bank. I'm ok with mix of girls... ethnic Latinas, blacks, maybe an Indian and white chicks, of course. Just looking for a lot of fake bods and chicks that aren't afraid to get nasty versus being all high class.

P.S. PM me if you know of any good AMP or maybe ones that will do a hotel visit.

Thanks in advance.

[DeeperJedi]

Hey gents. Visiting from Orlando on Wednesday night. I'll be staying in downtown, around Ohio street. I have a rental car. So I don't mind driving 15-20 minutes if I have to. Any recommended strip clubs I should check out? I go to Tampa a lot. So fully nude is ideal. But not looking to break the bank. I'm ok with mix of girls... ethnic [Latinas, blacks, maybe an Indian] and white chicks, of course. Just looking for a lot of fake bods and chicks that aren't afraid to get nasty versus being all high class.

P.S. PM me if you know of any good AMP or maybe ones that will do a hotel visit.

Thanks in advance.

[PussyPoker]

Anyone down to hit some clubs? This weekend or coming week. Monger friend in from out of town, get some drinks, get dances and chat. Open to area / club.

I'm in for next Saturday night. If that is that day you are going.

Pp.

[Onyx0540]

Sure. I'm in. Make sure there isn't a dress code to get in. I'm not wearing a 3 piece suit or a tuxedo.

I'm in for next weekend.

[Ron M]

Anyone down to hit some clubs? This weekend or coming week. Monger friend in from out of town, get some drinks, get dances and chat. Open to area / club.

Sure. I'm in. Make sure there isn't a dress code to get in. I'm not wearing a 3 piece suit or a tuxedo.

[Mr Charmo]

Anyone down to hit some clubs? This weekend or coming week. Monger friend in from out of town, get some drinks, get dances and chat. Open to area / club.

[Morrisman]

They ripped out the old rooms. Now everything is 400 for 30 min or 600 for an hour. That is a bit rich for no guaranteed action. That means the girl is getting 250 for 30 minutes. I would expect a lot and not tip anything more than 20 bucks. For 250 you can bang a decent escort for an hour. For 400-600 you can bang a model in any hole you like. Factor this in when visiting blackjacks nowadays. I'm not saying I'm not visiting anymore, but I drive by Geneva on the way there.

[Moejoo]

I drive past there on a fairly regular basis, from my observations it doesn't seem to have regular hours and is very seldom open. I wonder how long ago the website was updated. If you decide to take the plunge you better call first to make sure the place is open. FWIW I would never go there just due to the access road being the perfect place to be carjacked.

[George Stark]

Most of those black girls in the pictures look tasty, http://www.thefactorychicago.com/min...gallery/girls/.

But holy cow, the yelp reviews! https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-factory...adult+sex+club.

I'm going to admit, I'm still tempted. But I'm scared, too!

[Buddy Bear]

Met this chick online yesterday. Says that she is a dancer at The factory. Has anyone got info on this place? She said fun can be had there.

Thanks,

PP.

Which chick did you meet? I have the in on a few.

[Buddy Bear]

The Factory can be a good time. 20+ mostly AA dancers of all shapes and sizes and some latinas.

Can usually get some promo text or social media free entry.

BYOB but mandatory to buy chasers from them. On the surface being required to buy $20-$30 worth of juice, soda and ice sounds bad but it's quite the deal comparing it with buying drinks and paying to get in anywhere else.

Plenty of seating around the stage and also some private booth type deals (8-10 of them if I recall correct).

I like this type of place because I can flash some money to the right girls and they will all come flocking without paying for individual dances as everyone in the place is throwing dollars on the girls putting on a show for me.

The ladies get wild and most let you get touchy feely if tipping.

There are some private rooms in another area that I haven't felt the need to explore.

Some of the girls can definitely be had OTC as I've spent time with several, albeit some I met before seeing them in the Factory.

The bad is that it's so far south in what is already a sketchy area, then add in the long dark back road leading in / out.

Plenty of gangbangers, dealers and young AA men that some find offputting. I 'm ok with it for the most part but do understand how some could be uncomfortable.

If your are looking for white chicks they are few and usually pretty thick. Again I'm ok with it but for those that like slim chicks the AAs are the only option. Only big booty white girls there.