Massage Parlor Reports

[Chris Stick]

Did go by to 14k today, asked for Rose but was told that she will be back next week. Did see another therpist name Diane. Not trying to get into to much details, but everything was standard from what you would normally expect from 14K. Just was to return the favors to this forum, since I did manage to get help from others here.

[Frank99]

Yeah dude, my wife has been gone a long time too but if she came back I would not answer questions if she asked them either. I am thinking of beginning to frequent the AMPs in DC but the rash of one post wonders is causing me great concern.

Just real quick.

I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Thanks

PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...

[Freshly Snipes]

Finally got around to visiting the infamous 1413 K this morning. I was a little hesitant and on edge, as my last AMP visit had me facing off against DC's finest (or not so fine!) in the Sun raid of last spring, so my paranoia was understandable. I got there around 10 AM ( i figured if a raid was to transpire, a Sunday morning would be the last time they'd come a'knocking), parked on Vermont and walk around the corner. Alot of ppl walking about, but nothing out of the ordinary of downtown DC.

Rang the bell, mama yells to me to pull the door thru the speaker and in i go. She greets me and walks me to my room. I asked for Rose, but was told she was on an 'extended vacation'. I undress and in comes Tammy. Tammy's about 5'4, i'd say about mid to late thirties; shoulder length hair; no tattoos; decent bod, although not very curvy. Flat backside, and she sported A cups (though her top made them look bigger, until she undressed). Now Tammy was what i'd call 'a business woman'. She's not there to make friends, meet her future husband, nor listen to the everyday monger's rants about how ungrateful his wife/girlfriend is, she's just there to make her money, and in return she'll give you the 'basic' AMP service as it's required by the biz. She was extremely quite; pleasant, but very quiet.

She uttered just 6 words, or phrases, during the entire time i was there:

"Money'' referring to the standard fee.
"face down" referring to the shower
"turn over" again, referring to the shower
"I'll be right back"
"You want a bottle of water"-self explanatory.
"Tammy" only after i ASKED for her name, right as i exited the place.

Her TS was standard, but her massagi was probably one of the worst i have ever had at an AMP. Very mechanical. She more than made up for it during the main event with a very memorable BLS, and EXTREMELY good pressure/suction during CBJ. After, i was ushered to mish. where i stayed for a few minutes, then i opted for K9, and there we stayed until the deal was done, signed and delivered. Received a hot rag wipe down at the end, was aided in getting dressed, and offered a bottled water on the way out. In and out in about 30 mins.

It was pretty busy for that time of the day(first time ever going that early). I heard one of you guys out in the hallway being thanked by mama for bringing a box of donuts for everyone (you guys are real Casanova's aren't ya!)........

All in all, it was good to be back. Tammy was decent, but i prefer my provider a little younger and a little curvier. I would recommend her to anyone, but i personally won't repeat.

Tammy:

I give her '6's' across the board, except the massage would have to be a '2'.

Oh yeah, saw the 'Therapy' sign along with times, posted up on the front door of DT. Might give them a try next.

Mr.Snipes

[Ruffian]

After months of researching and watching these boards I finally get to share a recent dream of my own. I havent had such a dream in a long time. Today I dreamt I went on a metro mission to that place we have all been discussing on these boards. I know my post count does not make this dream look real but I swear this dream was legit. The place in my dream is indeed open. Here's my report.

When I get to the city I walk to where the place is located. I had called earliar that morning and the lady confirmed they were open. When i arrived I called and am told which door to go to. I get let inside and am greeted by a very friendly Mamasan. She shows me into my room and I get undressed and toweled right away. Mamasan ask what I want to drink and I ask for a Sprite.

In come this petite Korean girl named Tammy bringing in my drink. Nice natural breasts and pretty face. I wish she had not put on so much make up but I was still liking her. She walks me to shower. Pretty much standard procedure. After I'm dried up she massages me as I'm faced down. Massage gets better when she starts stepping and walking on my back. One reason why I love smaller women.

Now to the fun part. She applies raincoat and starts rubbing than sucking. We than switch to doggy. After doing a bit of that, she beats me off for a lil. To finish the job she rode me cowgirl style until I was satisfied. She brings in a hot towel to clean me off and massages me more. I get dressed and she hugs me as I'm leaving. Mamasan wishes me a good day.

I definetely had a better time this time around as this was only my 2ND AMP dream. (You can read about my previous wall of text AMP dream in 1st time thread) My only complaint is I wish it was more like a GFE. Good customer service though. Would repeat but I wanna try different flavors.

[Fotodude]

Just real quick.

I have been gone for a couple of years and now I am back...Did the spa on G and 6th close down? And does anyone know anything about Golden Palm, or whatever they go by, offers for $95 and $99. and all types of weird names for treatments.

Thanks

PS I don't expect to many details being I have been gone for a long time...but what ever you all feel safe to shed light on...

[Wayward One]

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from April 2008 to June 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 8/7/08

1413 (14k, sky)(79)
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Diane - 6/30/08 - Ampfreq (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - MoonView (+)
Rose - 6/30/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Rose - 6/27/08 - Paniki (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Sora - 6/27/08 - Vitrea (+)
Vivi - 6/27/08 - Commuter05 (+)
Diane - 6/26/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/25/08 - Macphisto (+)
Vivi - 6/21/08 - Love Tractor (+)
Vivi - 6/20/08 - Readerx (+)
Sura - 6/17/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - Original Gster (?)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - DCJoe (+)
Mimi - 6/17/08 - KenQuest (+)
Mimi - 6/15/08 - Dr Knob (+)
Rose - 6/15/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Diane - 6/12/08 - BigTime3 (+)
Rose - 6/12/08 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 6/11/08 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Diane - 6/8/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Mimi - 6/6/08 - Readerx (+)
Tina - 6/3/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Tammy - 6/2/08 - Chris Stick (+)
Mimi - 6/1/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 5/31/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Diana - 5/25/08 - Dog Bone (+)
Happy - 5/24/08 - High Speed (+)
Diane - 5/19/08 - Ninja23 (+)
Tammy - 5/19/08 - Macphisto (+)
Happy - 5/17/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Happy - 5/16/08 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Happy - 5/12/08 - Any Mouse (?)
Lauren - 5/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Diana - 5/12/08 - Friendly1 (+)
Diane - 5/12/08 - Rusian Mong (+)
Diana - 5/10/08 - dspomega1007 (+)
Rose - 5/2/08 - AgingHusky (+)
Diana - 5/2/08 - Triple E (+)
Tammy - 4/30/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Dianne - 4/30/08 - Gallover (+)
Sue/Rose - 4/28/08 - Fuel Man (+)
Joanne - 4/28/08 - AgingHusky (?)
Rose - 4/27/08 - Chaz (+)AR
Joanne - 4/25/08 - Slithytovegyre (+)
Rose/Joanne - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+/+)
Joanne - 4/23/08 - Readerx (+)
Blue - 4/23/08 - Monger 2 (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - DickAllMighty (+)
Blue - 4/18/08 - Niteluvr (?)
Blue - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Tammy - 4/16/08 - Helibro (+)
Rose - 4/15/08 - Big daddy Don (+)
Rose - 4/10/08 - Sir Willae (+)
Blue - 4/7/08 - Macphisto (?)
Blue/Rose - 4/2/08 - Boom Boom (-/+)
Rose - 4/2/08 - Readerx (+)
Rose - 4/1/08 - Fungold (+)
Tammy - 4/1/08 - Tmac69 (+)


Rio (olympic)(23)
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U-Mi - 5/2/08 - Paychex (+)
Yumi - 5/1/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Tina - 4/29/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Yumi - 4/28/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Gina - 4/20/08 - Paniki (+)
Maya - 4/13/08 - Dr Bombay (+)
Mya - 4/13/08 - Corsair88 (+)
Coojee - 4/5/08 - Xsailor (+)


Green (Capital,GHS,1333, Carriage House)(31)
====================
Candy - 5/13/08 - Dominomfer (-)
Candy - 5/7/08 - BigTime3 (-)
Jade - 4/18/08 - New Man (+)
Julia - 4/15/08 - Niteluvr (+)
Julie - 4/12/08 - CabDriver52 (+)
Nana - 4/3/08 - Hotman357 (+)
Nana - 4/2/08 - Brdcsttech (+)


Supra (26)
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Suzy - 6/24/08 - Kee Kee (?)
???(old report) - 5/23/08 - Ace73 (+)
Apple - 5/1/08 - Rusian Mong (?)
Nabi - 4/24/08 - Dire Wolf98 (+)
June - 4/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)
Sunny - 4/13/08 - DickAllMighty (-)
Mimi - 4/9/08 - HotFootTeddy (+)


Jasmines (6)
========
Judy - 6/13/08 - Mollusk Man (+)
Judy - 6/11/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 6/8/08 - Flimflamman (+)
Amy - 6/7/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Amy - 6/4/08 - Kee Kee (+)
Amy - 5/31/08 - Ohio4413 (?)

Vermont (Downtown) (2)
==================
Katey - 4/27/08 - Stimpson J Cat (?)
Ginny - 4/11/08 - Austinp (?)
Open again - 4/9/08 - Palogrande

Royal (4)
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??? - 5/19/08 - Pcpc1688 (-)
Nana - 5/16/08 - Ginger man (-)

H&H (4)
===
Josie - 5/22/08 - Triple E (?)

1829, 3rd floor (sun) (3)
===============
Candy - 4/29/08 - Linkletter2420 (-)



Gold (IHC,Mini,1818)(11)
=========
Closed for renovations - 4/29/08 - linkletter2420


Not Reported on this quarter
=====================
Therapy @ M street (1), 1829 M st 2nd floor (ICM) (1)



Outside the city
================

lilly's
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Mimi - 4/6/08 - Missle4 (+)

Landover spa
------------
??? - 6/16/08 - Harmankardon (-)

Day Spa
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Jenny - 6/27/08 - New Man (-), legit?




Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.

[A John]

WTF?

Your point is?

You should go relieve some of your stress and report back!

14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.

[Ruffian]

I been reading reports about AMPs closing and I really wanna try 14k out but I gotta find out more myself if it is open since there is confusion about whether or not it is. I'll call later on this morning. I actually been looking on CL for local providers as well but a lot of them are not picking up phones and don't have reviews on TER. I need to fulfill my dream this weekend! Wish me luck guys.

[Big Papa123]

Its been a while since I have posted but I figure this is post worthy.

So I've been really in the mood for a good time at an AMP but I was looking for something different. After reading this site I found a post about how a certain place H & H was non asian. I thought this sounded like what I needed so I decided to try it out.

First attempt: I rolled up there with a friend (didn't call) and we walked in, there was no one there so we sat down and waited for a bit. After about 10 minutes a little hispanic woman came out and started yelling at us about how there is nothing for us there and we needed to leave. So we did, hit up 14K and all was good. (first time at 14K btw, will go into more detail later on)

Second attempt: After about 2 weeks I decided to try it again (my friend was in vegas and had just went to one of the bunny ranches so I was jealous and wanted to do the same). This time I called, she asked me if I had been there before and I said yes and I made an appointment. I showed up for my apointment and she gave me a really hard time saying I had never been there before and all this other crap, I was very persistent in saying I had been there before and she eventually introduced me to a woman. This very chubby mid 40's woman. I didn't know what to think and since I had actually never been to this particular place before I figured she was probably just for the massage and then I would get someone else. So I went back to the room and took my shower and then did a light massage and she asked what I wanted, I said everything. She then proceeded to undress. I had to stop her immediately because I wasnt feeling it. I asked if I could possibly have another girl and she said she would check. She came back about 5 minutes later with the bad news. I declined to go further and left, I tried to pay for the shitty massage but the old woman wouldn't take my money.

So, I am wondering, what the F did I do wrong? I called, made an appointment, showed up on time (I was a little early, could that be it) and was greeted with a horrible attitude and a really bad experience. I have read on here how some people are having great experiences there. Can anyone give me some details on what I did wrong?

First attempt continued: After the disaster at H & H we went to 14K. Nice drive through the city, not a bad location, great parking (Sunday afternoon). Walked in, was greated by mamasan (who was pretty hot by the way, I wanted to do here LOL) and then was taken to the rooms and went through the ordeal. I finished up a little earlier than my friend so I was waiting in the waiting room and I see this guy with an overnight back walk out. I hid my face and didn't see his face but I thought that was really weird since I had never seen anyone else there other than who I went with. I thought they were more discreet than this. Anyway, had a wonderful time and want to go back.

I tried last week and was greeted by an empty house so I started reading on here again and saw it was closed. I logged in this afternoon and saw someone called and they were open so I called and sure enough, mamasan answered and I was on my way there. I decided to go in the evening after the football game (Go Skins! ) and when I got down there the area was packed! I had no idea the place above was a bar and bouncers would be blocking the entrance. I freaked and got scared so I just went home. On the way home I called and mamasan said they were open tomorrow morning so I think I will try again during non peak hours for that area. We shall see.

Anyway, that is my update for the past months. If anyone can help me figure out the enigma that is H & H I would greatly appreciate it. PM's are welcome.

[RavensFan]

I just called this morning at 11:30am and a lady answered saying they are open for business. So I guess they are back to business now??

[Roamin Roman]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

Agree. There's one individual who posted something like 10 brief messages in a single day/night. I'm not gonna make any judgments, but it did seem as though he was trying to artificially inflate his post count.

With AJ's and Monke's concerns in mind, here's a couple suggestions for the board. (1) Some sort of ranking system, a la the type that eBay uses, that let's others rank a poster's reliability / trustworthiness level. (2) An option that allows a poster to set a threshhold for others to be able to read his post (i.e., a variable setting that would, for instance, prevent anyone having less than 20, 30, 40, or 50 posts from reading the note), which would effectively prevent LEOs from scanning these forums unless they have a significant level of participation...an unlikely chance.

Granted, this would mean Jackson would have to develop & implement updates to the code for this site. And he probably has other things that keep him busy, too. But, in one sense, these "updated" would, in the long run, actually facilitate more openness and sharing of information. But only among those who are actually in the hobby and have demonstrated a level of reliability. Food for thought, only. After all, Jackson rules.

Have fun at the Forum

R: R

[CabDriver52]

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.

I didn't notice it until now. Weird! I'm thinking the simple fact that a lot of good locations have closed may hinge on the large amount of posts about 14K. Simply put, either more locations need to open or we need to start visiting new haunts. Rio seems to be kicking, NY seems to be a good option as well. We've lost some winners like CPHC and Sun. Maybe when things cool off in another month or two.

Still, good call.

Cabbie!

[Bertoni212]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

14k I 14k have 14k never 14k been 14k to 14k.

[A John]

Rejected Monke,
I hear ya.
Easy way to get post count up.
A lame way of creating credibility.

[Rejected Monke]

Has anyone else noticed that there is a disporportionate amount of random first-time posters or members with low-post counts just posting randomly about 14K? WTF is up with that?

It's been going on all summer too.