The Rat Trap

[PompanoGuy]

After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.

Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.

Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.

Aren't we overdue for C5's post congratulating Monte for his post and saying how much he's looking forward to the next edition? No one believes the bullshit stories that either of you tell and the girls all deny them. Since you seem to live together, can't you just discuss how cool you are together in your dumpy apartment and spare us the fictional stories?

For 16 years I lived between 15 and 30 minutes from Trapeze and the place is a joke. The few young people that go in there are disgusted by all the 60 year olds trying to hook up with them and they leave. Do you really expect us to believe that you choose which ones you will take? That's fucking hilarious. If a guy sent his wife to be with you're ugly ass, that would be tantamount to spousal abuse. Anyone can read the Broward, Pompano and Miami boards and you'll barely see a reference to the place. I've driven by the place and laughed at the old geezers walking in there. While I've never gone in, I had a few younger friends that did and they unanimously declared it sucked.

By the way, no one believes your Master in Accounting story either.

[Montes2]

After arriving at the club at about ten o'clock my date and I get a drink from one of the bars and we also get some food from the restaurant. We finish our refreshments and dinner and then proceed to go to the dance floor.

During this process we dance with other hot couples. For as you can see I am with a hot girl- one has to have a hot girl- to trade to get another hot girl- namely someone else's wife.

After dancing with several other men's wives and rubbing against them with my bulge- I discuss with my date how many bulges she felt! Part 3 coming next.

After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.

Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.

Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.

[Montes2]

Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.

Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.

After arriving at the club at about ten o'clock my date and I get a drink from one of the bars and we also get some food from the restaurant. We finish our refreshments and dinner and then proceed to go to the dance floor.

During this process we dance with other hot couples. For as you can see I am with a hot girl- one has to have a hot girl- to trade to get another hot girl- namely someone else's wife.

After dancing with several other men's wives and rubbing against them with my bulge- I discuss with my date how many bulges she felt! Part 3 coming next.

[Chris5]

Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.

Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.

Looking forward to part 2 dude.

C5.

[Nightowl21]

You can all lie to each other and rip me but I have it on good authority that someone here is, as the forum says A RAT! Please be careful when posting and names. I have seen peoples real names on here I have also heard "stories" that some of you are using other USASG handles as their names to some of these ho's. I know of one person who used my handles numerous times. I personally do not care since I do not use it anymore other than on here. But some of my older providers have said that others have used it but since they knew me they bailed on him.

Bottom line just be careful who you trust on and off of this site.

I have said hundreds of times to girls "it's ok, I'm Not A Cop" LOL. Definitely wasn't trying to steal your identity. In fact there are guys everynight using your screen name. Hell, the girls must not like you either, because the first thing they say when they get my car in is "you re Not A Cop are you"?

[Montes2]

M2 is absolutely correct on Fantasy Land and Trapeze. Only a person that's actually been to these places would actually understand. It's not about being smug or arrogant. The main problem I have with assholes like C3 is the bragging about spending 300 buck's for a so called GFE experience which basically means a HAND JOB!

Simply because the hooker has a room and thinks she's NOT a hooker. Wrong! She's a hooker! At 30 O or at 2 O buck's! Still a hooker assholes! So take all your smug attitudes and shove them up your ass.

Class over.

C5.

Class just beginning! Her name is Nicole and she is a lowly streetwalker. Her and I have been to Trapeze several hundred times. Trapeze is the most fun place on the planet.

Why is that. As was mentioned before- by a lesser monger- I do dress the girls up- in sexy outfits like you see at the strip clubs- heels and all. After paying the triple digit entry fee- We enter the club. All the other females are dressed to the nines also- and then I see targets. What do I mean by targets. Targets are couples that we want to be with. So I'll explain the next half- dozen steps to ecstasy on my next post.

[Chris5]

You can all lie to each other and rip me but I have it on good authority that someone here is, as the forum says A RAT! Please be careful when posting and names. I have seen peoples real names on here I have also heard "stories" that some of you are using other USASG handles as their names to some of these ho's. I know of one person who used my handles numerous times. I personally do not care since I do not use it anymore other than on here. But some of my older providers have said that others have used it but since they knew me they bailed on him.

Bottom line just be careful who you trust on and off of this site.

WHY would Anyone want to use your fucking name asshole?? Are you that important? LOL! You do know this is the internet right. I know every single street girl in Orlando, and they all know exactly who I am. These are hooker's. Who cares about a name.

Get your head out your boyfriend's ass and stop acting like a faggot.

C5.

[NotACop1]

You can all lie to each other and rip me but I have it on good authority that someone here is, as the forum says A RAT! Please be careful when posting and names. I have seen peoples real names on here I have also heard "stories" that some of you are using other USASG handles as their names to some of these ho's. I know of one person who used my handles numerous times. I personally do not care since I do not use it anymore other than on here. But some of my older providers have said that others have used it but since they knew me they bailed on him.

Bottom line just be careful who you trust on and off of this site.

[Chris5]

Another Yugo and hamburger. Game. Set. M.

Excellent pic's M2! This forum really appreciates all your hard work and knowledge you share.

C5.

[Chris5]

M2 is absolutely correct on Fantasy Land and Trapeze. Only a person that's actually been to these places would actually understand. It's not about being smug or arrogant. The main problem I have with assholes like C3 is the bragging about spending 300 buck's for a so called GFE experience which basically means a HAND JOB!

Simply because the hooker has a room and thinks she's NOT a hooker. Wrong! She's a hooker! At 30 O or at 2 O buck's! Still a hooker assholes! So take all your smug attitudes and shove them up your ass.

Class over.

C5.

[Montes2]

Here's the deal. No one here that hires escorts cares one iota about you guys who hire streetwalkers. Go for it.

Our problem is with this bullshit smug attitude you guys that frequent streetwalkers have, coming onto the forum, telling us we overpay and try to teach us how to handle the hobby.

So, I respect you as a person who has chosen to do this hobby the way you want. Good for you! Why can't you do the same for those of us who prefer an escort experience to a blow job in a Walmart parking lot?

What I come up with is you are struggling with your own manhood and probably have serious mommy issues. Or maybe you can only afford street hoze and wish you could afford an escort experience.

At any rate, attached is my lesson on "Telling the difference" for those who, apparently, can't buy a clue.

C3.

Secondly SW or not = we're talking about the prettiness of the girls no matter where they come from- you didn't include a face so I assume you can't beat my girls.

Next you try to low ball me when you talked about Wal mart. When all the while I've been talking about Trapeze SDC etc.

I've taken you apart on this forum before and I'll do it again Beware.

[No Alibis]

Here's the deal. No one here that hires escorts cares one iota about you guys who hire streetwalkers. Go for it.

Our problem is with this bullshit smug attitude you guys that frequent streetwalkers have, coming onto the forum, telling us we overpay and try to teach us how to handle the hobby.

So, I respect you as a person who has chosen to do this hobby the way you want. Good for you! Why can't you do the same for those of us who prefer an escort experience to a blow job in a Walmart parking lot?

What I come up with is you are struggling with your own manhood and probably have serious mommy issues. Or maybe you can only afford street hoze and wish you could afford an escort experience.

At any rate, attached is my lesson on "Telling the difference" for those who, apparently, can't buy a clue.

C3.

Yea, I get the picture. As for the Vette, had one 22 years ago, it was all cool and this and that, but I'll take the comfort of the Escalade.

[JustAGuy5]

Here's the deal. No one here that hires escorts cares one iota about you guys who hire streetwalkers. Go for it.

Our problem is with this bullshit smug attitude you guys that frequent streetwalkers have, coming onto the forum, telling us we overpay and try to teach us how to handle the hobby.

So, I respect you as a person who has chosen to do this hobby the way you want. Good for you! Why can't you do the same for those of us who prefer an escort experience to a blow job in a Walmart parking lot?

What I come up with is you are struggling with your own manhood and probably have serious mommy issues. Or maybe you can only afford street hoze and wish you could afford an escort experience.

At any rate, attached is my lesson on "Telling the difference" for those who, apparently, can't buy a clue.

C3.

Now I'm just hungry for steak.

[Camera3]

Here's the deal. No one here that hires escorts cares one iota about you guys who hire streetwalkers. Go for it.

Our problem is with this bullshit smug attitude you guys that frequent streetwalkers have, coming onto the forum, telling us we overpay and try to teach us how to handle the hobby.

So, I respect you as a person who has chosen to do this hobby the way you want. Good for you! Why can't you do the same for those of us who prefer an escort experience to a blow job in a Walmart parking lot?

What I come up with is you are struggling with your own manhood and probably have serious mommy issues. Or maybe you can only afford street hoze and wish you could afford an escort experience.

At any rate, attached is my lesson on "Telling the difference" for those who, apparently, can't buy a clue.

C3.

[Montes2]

I rest my case, AGAIN.

Damn C3, you said it in much less words than Ashley.

But Ashley's descriptive details and your simplistic picture were both priceless!

Case closed!

Another Yugo and hamburger. Game. Set. M.